1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:13,040 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,960 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 3 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,679 Take some government advice, sit the family down, 4 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,319 and get ready for your daily hour of screen time - 5 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:53,439 it's Friday we're live and it's time for The Last Leg. 6 00:00:53,440 --> 00:01:01,479 Tonight we focus on Iran, give social media the side eye and zoom 7 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,319 social media the side eye and zoom in on disability sport and we are 8 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:07,359 in on disability sport and we are joined by a Charlotte Church and 9 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,439 joined by a Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. On the show that 10 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,199 Nabil Abdulrashid. On the show that always takes a stern look at the 11 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:14,239 always takes a stern look at the news. 12 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:19,719 G'day. 13 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,279 Wow! 14 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,279 I'm Adam Hills. 15 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,479 Welcome to The Last Leg, 16 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,119 the show that heard the owner of OnlyFans died and thought, 17 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,279 "I wonder if you have to pay extra for an open coffin." 18 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:35,759 With me are the pride of Dartmoor Josh Widdicombe... 19 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,079 ...and the man who thought crude oil was the opposite of extra virgin, 20 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,159 Alex Brooker. 21 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,039 APPLAUSE. 22 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,919 Loads to get through. Something happened to me during the week, I 23 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,679 happened to me during the week, I know it happened to Alex in a 24 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,719 know it happened to Alex in a similar way. 25 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:57,159 I was walking to tennis and a woman looked at my 26 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,959 prosthetic and said, "Ooh, ouch." 27 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:07,439 I had it taped up. I keep saying, you have got to get a new leg. I 28 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:12,199 you have got to get a new leg. I like this one. Ditto I like this one 29 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:17,519 like this one. Ditto I like this one as well. This woman saw my 30 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:23,439 as well. This woman saw my prosthetic leg and went, "oh, ouch!" 31 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,199 prosthetic leg and went, "oh, ouch!" She went so quickly that I didn't 32 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:30,599 She went so quickly that I didn't have time to go... What a weird 33 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:35,079 have time to go... What a weird thing to say? Imagine she seen 34 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,919 thing to say? Imagine she seen Brooker - ouch! Like ET with a light 35 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:41,399 Brooker - ouch! Like ET with a light up finger. You said a woman walked 36 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,919 up finger. You said a woman walked past and saw you in our tennis gear 37 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:48,159 past and saw you in our tennis gear and said ouch, I thought she was the 38 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,039 and said ouch, I thought she was the fashion police! But you know I have 39 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:53,079 fashion police! But you know I have had it before. I was in my shorts 40 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,319 had it before. I was in my shorts and I was in the supermarket and a 41 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,359 and I was in the supermarket and a geezer kept looking and you know 42 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,639 geezer kept looking and you know when something's going to say 43 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,879 when something's going to say something. He went, so, what 44 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,719 something. He went, so, what happeneded there? I said I had to 45 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,519 happeneded there? I said I had to have my foot amputated when I was a 46 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:15,399 have my foot amputated when I was a baby because I didn't have a bone in 47 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,079 baby because I didn't have a bone in my lower leg. He just went, "well, I 48 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:30,480 my lower leg. He just went, "well, I hope it gets better!" 49 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,399 You must have had people wish for you to get better. Yes I used to 50 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,839 you to get better. Yes I used to only have one leg, but it grew back. 51 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:46,039 only have one leg, but it grew back. You had it in the gym. I was in the 52 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,359 You had it in the gym. I was in the gym and this geezer kept looking at 53 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:52,639 gym and this geezer kept looking at my leg. People do a double take, 54 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:56,239 my leg. People do a double take, specially in the gym. They're going 55 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,239 specially in the gym. They're going he has done more than skip a leg 56 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,439 he has done more than skip a leg day. He kept looking at the lower 57 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,119 day. He kept looking at the lower part. I got in the shower at home 58 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:12,439 part. I got in the shower at home and I had forgotten I had let my 59 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,839 and I had forgotten I had let my eldest decorate the leg with 60 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,519 eldest decorate the leg with stickers. Including one that just 61 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,759 stickers. Including one that just says "love". Which Josh put on 62 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,079 says "love". Which Josh put on there. When you lifted your trousers 63 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,839 there. When you lifted your trousers up, the only thing I thought was - 64 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:35,599 up, the only thing I thought was - ouch! It is fine, my with the 65 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,319 ouch! It is fine, my with the Sabrina Carpenter stickers, I looked 66 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,439 Sabrina Carpenter stickers, I looked like a pervert. 67 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,759 I'm about to say a sentence now that I've never said on the show, 68 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:44,999 and never thought I would. 69 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,079 In other capybara news... 70 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,119 LAUGHTER. 71 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,759 A rogue capybara escaped from Marwell Zoo last week and has 72 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,559 been spotted across Hampshire, at a pub quiz and on the banks 73 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:57,159 of the River Itchen. 74 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:59,039 "I don't know who that hairy guy was, 75 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,919 but he was great on South American geography." 76 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,559 Alex Brooker. 77 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,199 This surprising video was taken of the rodent on the banks 78 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,600 of a river, but listen for the name of the woman's dog. 79 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:20,079 Growler? Growler? Oh, no Growler, wait. 80 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:25,160 Growler? Growler? Oh, no Growler, wait. Growler! 81 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:34,199 What the hell was that? 82 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:35,679 Who calls their dog Growler? 83 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:40,719 Is that this year's Fenton? 84 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:48,119 I'm not sure naming your dog after slang term for growler parts is... 85 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:56,079 slang term for growler parts is... This is my sausage dog Schlonge. 86 00:05:56,080 --> 00:06:04,199 This is my sausage dog Schlonge. Here, Minge. I have always wanted to 87 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:11,519 Here, Minge. I have always wanted to shout that on TV. I don't believe I 88 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,999 shout that on TV. I don't believe I said the word minge on telly. 89 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,719 Alex, you actually met a capybara recently? 90 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:26,159 There he is. He thought I will see this thing with funny paws. The 91 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,999 this thing with funny paws. The capybaras are like star bucks, if 92 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:32,839 capybaras are like star bucks, if you get ten, you get to keep one. 93 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:35,679 We are live, so feel free to ask us any questions about 94 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,759 the news. 95 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,159 You can message us on Instagram with the hashtag #isitok, 96 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,319 or on WhatsApp using the number 07956 175 908 97 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:48,679 or by scanning the QR code on the screen. 98 00:06:48,680 --> 00:07:00,719 Crispin Fish irasked will Tiger Woods be looking for a new driver? 99 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,119 We all wondered what World War III would look like. 100 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,479 Turns out it's a lot more ridiculous than any of us would have predicted. 101 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,399 In the last 24 hours, Donald Trump described 102 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,559 the British Navy as "toys," said Iran had been 103 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,159 "beat to shit," and implied that the new Ayatollah was gay. 104 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:20,199 It sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners. One of your mates came 105 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,479 Inbetweeners. One of your mates came out with that stuff in the pub, you 106 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:28,399 out with that stuff in the pub, you would say, shall we get him home? 107 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,799 We're not sure which of those statements prompted the CIA 108 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,199 Director John Ratcliffe to adopt this relatable pose. 109 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:42,359 I thought they were just playing hide and seek? 99, 100. Donald is 110 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,999 hide and seek? 99, 100. Donald is hiding the one place you wouldn't 111 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,239 hiding the one place you wouldn't expect - Melania's bedroom! You know 112 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,719 expect - Melania's bedroom! You know when you play hide and seek with a 113 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,239 when you play hide and seek with a kid, with Donald Trump, you know, 114 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,319 kid, with Donald Trump, you know, you can see him poke, out, but you 115 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,599 you can see him poke, out, but you have to prevent you can't see him. 116 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,239 Trump also rambled at length about his love of Sharpie pens, 117 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:07,719 before owning himself in this less than humble brag. 118 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:14,679 I'm the only person that ever took a cognitive test. I took it three 119 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,039 cognitive test. I took it three times, it is a hard test for a lot 120 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:22,239 times, it is a hard test for a lot of people, it wasn't hard for me. It 121 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,759 of people, it wasn't hard for me. It starts with an easier question and 122 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,999 starts with an easier question and by the time you get to the end, very 123 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,039 by the time you get to the end, very few people can answer those 124 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,599 few people can answer those questions, they get tough, equations 125 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:33,039 questions, they get tough, equations and things. I took it three times. I 126 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:36,199 and things. I took it three times. I aced it all three times in front of 127 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,959 aced it all three times in front of numerous doctors, who I have no idea 128 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:42,359 numerous doctors, who I have no idea who they are. Why is he doing it 129 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,439 who they are. Why is he doing it again? If he is acing it, they're 130 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,599 again? If he is acing it, they're going that was good, I have got to 131 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:51,119 going that was good, I have got to see you do it again. I think it 132 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:55,119 see you do it again. I think it passes it, goes out and has another 133 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,479 passes it, goes out and has another press conference and says, this 134 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,399 press conference and says, this computer doesn't work. Having to 135 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,919 computer doesn't work. Having to take a test multiple times is not a 136 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,159 take a test multiple times is not a good thing. I don't want to get in a 137 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:09,239 good thing. I don't want to get in a cab with a driver who says, I have 138 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,279 cab with a driver who says, I have taken the test nine times or you 139 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,719 taken the test nine times or you going home with someone who says I 140 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,559 going home with someone who says I have been tested for syphilis four 141 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,519 have been tested for syphilis four times. 142 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,919 There's been a lot of back and forward this week. 143 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,399 In fact, the whole thing has been very "he said, Shi'ite said." 144 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,559 Trump has repeatedly said this week that 145 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,439 Iran are "begging for a deal," but they say that's not true. 146 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,359 And lets' face it, it's definitely not the first time Trump's assumed 147 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:43,320 someone was begging for it when they absolutely weren't. 148 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:55,239 AUDIENCE GROANS. Yes! Repost that one you orange furball! 149 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,559 This week, an Iranian spokesman explained the 150 00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,439 situation in a way that made it sound less like a geopolitical 151 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:03,559 confrontation and more like a high school spat. 152 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,799 Our American counter parts have begun sending messages through 153 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,199 begun sending messages through others. Other countries that are our 154 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,119 others. Other countries that are our friends. If there are messages 155 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,679 friends. If there are messages through others to which we respond 156 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,639 through others to which we respond with our own position and demands, 157 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,159 with our own position and demands, that is not called conversation, nor 158 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,719 that is not called conversation, nor negotiations or anything. This is 159 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,759 negotiations or anything. This is simply sending messages through 160 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,639 simply sending messages through others. 161 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,079 That's the political equivalent of saying, 162 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:34,080 "If you've got something to say to me, say it my face." 163 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:39,359 The only time you pass messages to someone through your friends is when 164 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,079 someone through your friends is when you're at school and you fancy 165 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,959 you're at school and you fancy someone. Speaking of which, Adam, 166 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,119 someone. Speaking of which, Adam, can you come over here a second? Do 167 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,759 can you come over here a second? Do you mind? Can you... Just give this 168 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:57,599 you mind? Can you... Just give this to Josh for me, please? Not with a 169 00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:07,800 to Josh for me, please? Not with a capybara involved, no! 170 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:15,159 Don't worry, you can't catch it, I have been telling you for 14 years. 171 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:21,999 have been telling you for 14 years. I have been tested four times! 172 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,159 At one point this week, Trump said he was working with the Ayatollah, 173 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,959 but that's the same guy whose father Trump killed, and who may 174 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,679 or may not be in a coma. 175 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:33,519 So he's either angry or sleepy. 176 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,719 How will the talks go if he is in a coma. 177 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:44,559 It'll be like Weekend At Bernie's. 178 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,679 It's not surprising that Iran were a little bit 179 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,759 confused by it all. 180 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,159 This week, Donald Trump presented them with a 15-point plan. 181 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,959 Check out the specifics in this vague clip. 182 00:11:52,960 --> 00:12:00,439 15 points. They won't have a nuclear weapon that is No 1, that is no 1, 2 183 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,319 weapon that is No 1, that is no 1, 2 and 3. They will never have a 184 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:06,639 and 3. They will never have a nuclear weapon. 185 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,999 You can't just repeat the first two points over again. 186 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,719 It's not the rules of Fight Club. 187 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:17,959 Four through 15 are, "What did I just say?" 188 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,239 Everyone thinks the reason why they're not agreeing is because of 189 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,919 they're not agreeing is because of the nuclear weapons. But its not, I 190 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,879 the nuclear weapons. But its not, I found out that the US are asking in 191 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,359 found out that the US are asking in those 15 points, asking Iran to do 192 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,559 those 15 points, asking Iran to do things that are impossible - like 193 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:35,399 things that are impossible - like point 6 is eat a doughnut without 194 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:40,319 point 6 is eat a doughnut without licking your lips. And one is find 195 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,599 licking your lips. And one is find something that rimes with orange. 196 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,679 something that rimes with orange. One, two, three, are no nuclear 197 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:50,119 One, two, three, are no nuclear weapons. One, two, three, four, are, 198 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,759 weapons. One, two, three, four, are, I declare a thumb war. And five, 199 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:56,239 I declare a thumb war. And five, six, seven eight, is who do we 200 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,679 six, seven eight, is who do we appreciate? 201 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,599 The mad thing is that Iran already agreed 202 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,999 not to have a nuclear weapon before this war began. 203 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,639 In fact, the entire plan seems to be from May 2025. 204 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:09,879 The giveaway was that it contained references to the Hawk Tuah girl. 205 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:18,719 Point 7 is you have to watch Adolescence. I think it's... I 206 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,719 Adolescence. I think it's... I forgot what I was going to say! You 207 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:27,239 forgot what I was going to say! You know what, I was thinking, is the 208 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:33,319 know what, I was thinking, is the Hawk Tuah Girl laughing? Point 11 is 209 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,439 Hawk Tuah Girl laughing? Point 11 is you're to listen to Lily Allen's new 210 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:44,559 you're to listen to Lily Allen's new album. And I won the thumb war. 211 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,199 Earlier in the week, Trump thanked Iran for giving the US 212 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,599 a "very big present worth a tremendous amount of money." 213 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,719 Turns out, the big gift was allowing eight ships 214 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:52,959 through the Strait of Hormuz. 215 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,999 Eight. 216 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,119 Before the war, there were 138 ships a day going through that Strait. 217 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,039 This is not that much of a gift! 218 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,239 If this was Love Actually, 219 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:08,439 Donald Trump just got a Joni Mitchell CD. 220 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,799 Thankfully the British ship HMS Dragon finally arrived this week, 221 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:20,479 four weeks after the war began. 222 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:25,759 And they had to borrow a ship from Germany. How that is working, 223 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,519 Germany. How that is working, borrowing a ship off someone to take 224 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,519 borrowing a ship off someone to take to war. Is Keir Starmer having to go 225 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:33,479 to war. Is Keir Starmer having to go around with a German bloke with a 226 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,239 around with a German bloke with a diagram, marking where the dents are 227 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:40,119 diagram, marking where the dents are in the car. There is a scratch on 228 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,079 in the car. There is a scratch on the starboard side. The captain gets 229 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,359 the starboard side. The captain gets in the seats really far back. Make 230 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:51,079 in the seats really far back. Make sure you return it with a full tank! 231 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,079 So as the ceasefire is extended, and the world speculates as to how 232 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,279 Donald Trump is behaving, we think we've found 233 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,159 a pattern of bullshit. 234 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:02,839 There's an acronym being used to describe Donald Trump's way 235 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,599 of operating, and it's TACO - Trump Always Chickens Out. 236 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,519 But I think something else is going on, 237 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:13,359 and I think Trump's hairstyle is the key to all this. 238 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,639 Donald Trump likes to charge into things head-first. 239 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,159 But it doesn't always work out. 240 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:23,159 Take Iran, for example. 241 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,519 This is a vague map of the Strait of Hormuz. 242 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:35,520 Can you tell what it is yet? 243 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:40,959 APPLAUSE. 244 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,519 Trump bombed these guys, who then attacked these guys, 245 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:48,719 and blocked this up, 246 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,639 stopping all the oil coming from over here. 247 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,239 As you can see, he's made an absolute mess of it. 248 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:59,439 So what does he do? 249 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:01,079 APPLAUSE. 250 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,639 He just brushes over it with claims of a peace deal 251 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,159 that may or may not exist. 252 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,759 All he needs is a sympathetic media to create a smokescreen 253 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:15,359 and hold his story in place. 254 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:22,439 Oh, that's real. The hair? It doesn't look like my hair now, let's 255 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:27,399 doesn't look like my hair now, let's be honest.-- doesn't look unlike my 256 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,559 be honest.-- doesn't look unlike my hair now. 257 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,119 But this isn't the first time Donald Trump has done this 258 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,239 Look at Stormy Daniels. 259 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,639 Trump denied having an affair with the former adult actress, 260 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,519 but his lawyer paid $130,000 in hush money 261 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,399 for her to keep quiet about the allegations. 262 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,199 Oh, I got it in my mouth! 263 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:47,199 What about Trump University, set up in 2004? 264 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,919 It didn't actually confer grades or degrees, 265 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,039 and was the subject of a number of lawsuits, 266 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:59,919 three of which Trump settled out of court for $25 million. 267 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:08,919 Then there was Trump Steaks. 268 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:13,119 It's in my eyes! 269 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,199 Trump Casino Atlantic City. 270 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,239 And Trump Shuttle, 271 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:20,519 an airline that went under, 272 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,119 ironically, partly due to a spike in fuel prices during the Gulf War. 273 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,959 That was like being in Guantanamo Bay. 274 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,359 Donald Trump has spent his life running headfirst into things, 275 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,279 making an absolute mess, and then somehow managing 276 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,919 to cover it all up, which means Taco doesn't stand for 277 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,799 Trump Always Chickens Out, it actually stands for 278 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:43,119 Trump Always Combs Over. 279 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:49,799 APPLAUSE. 280 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,719 And there you have it. 281 00:17:51,720 --> 00:18:01,680 Male pattern bullshit. 282 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,239 All right, let's welcome tonight's guests. 283 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,559 She's a singer who hosts dreaming retreats in the woods. 284 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,159 He's a comedian who has a purple belt in ju jitsu. 285 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,879 She's a lover and he's a fighter. 286 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,279 It's Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. 287 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:25,280 APPLAUSE. 288 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:36,199 Hello! 289 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:44,279 CHEERING. 290 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:47,399 What do you make of the world at the moment, Charlotte? 291 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,999 SHE GROANS. 292 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:56,799 That can be an answer. I think we would not be in this pickle if there 293 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,280 would not be in this pickle if there were far more women in power. 294 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:16,999 APPLAUSE. I think really the long and short of it is male egos. No 295 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:26,399 and short of it is male egos. No argument here. Nabil, what have you 296 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,559 argument here. Nabil, what have you made of Trump under Ron and all of 297 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:36,959 made of Trump under Ron and all of it?-- Trump and Iran. Well, far be 298 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,559 it?-- Trump and Iran. Well, far be it from me to regurgitate crazy 299 00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,599 it from me to regurgitate crazy right wing conspiracy theories, 300 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,759 right wing conspiracy theories, but... 301 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,679 but... APPLAUSE. 302 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,399 APPLAUSE. Donald Trump is friends with Elon 303 00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:48,399 Donald Trump is friends with Elon Musk. There was a fake break-up, and 304 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,159 Musk. There was a fake break-up, and Elon Musk is all in favour of 305 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,639 Elon Musk is all in favour of electric cars. They fixed that 306 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:56,839 electric cars. They fixed that break-up, he then starts a war that 307 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,199 break-up, he then starts a war that makes oil become expensive.-- faked 308 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:03,799 makes oil become expensive.-- faked the break-up. Donald Trump has 309 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,759 the break-up. Donald Trump has become radicalised by Just Stop Oil. 310 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:07,599 become radicalised by Just Stop Oil. LAUGHTER. 311 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:17,560 LAUGHTER. APPLAUSE. 312 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,359 And be further proof as this. What are they known for? They put orange 313 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:31,679 are they known for? They put orange paint on statues. Stay side, people. 314 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:39,839 paint on statues. Stay side, people.-- state woke, people. 315 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:50,000 - state woke, people. APPLAUSE. 316 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,279 Charlotte, you are asked to sing at Trump's inauguration. 317 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,359 In 2017, you tweeted, 318 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,759 "Your staff have asked me to sing at your inauguration. 319 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,359 A simple internet search would show I think you're a tyrant. 320 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,839 Bye," followed by four poo emojis. 321 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:00,879 Any regrets? 322 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:05,199 Would you add a fifth poo emoji today? 323 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:09,719 Yes, definitely. 324 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,599 This week, Trump's egomania reached new heights as a coin was approved 325 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,999 with him on one side, to mark America's 250th anniversary. 326 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,359 This is what the brash new coin reportedly looks like. 327 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:23,559 He looks like he is about to get a prostate exam. I have had three 328 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:28,479 prostate exam. I have had three prostate exams, and I aced them all. 329 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:32,599 prostate exams, and I aced them all. APPLAUSE. 330 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,599 APPLAUSE. With a whole bunch of people, I 331 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:41,319 With a whole bunch of people, I don't know who they were. 332 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,599 What's weird is, in America, 333 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,959 it's illegal to have a living President on a coin. 334 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,999 There are two ways of fixing that. 335 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:53,239 There are some arguments over how big the coin should be, 336 00:21:53,240 --> 00:22:00,879 and still a few over the design, 337 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,839 so bring in the coin! 338 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,199 Not surprisingly, Trump wants it to be as big as possible. This is the 339 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,479 be as big as possible. This is the biggest one we could make. 340 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,839 As you can see, this is the front, or the heads, if you will. 341 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,719 But every head needs a tail, so this is what we think 342 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,079 the back of the coin should look like. 343 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:27,040 APPLAUSE. 344 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,439 I'm pretty sure that is called Buttcoin. 345 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:39,760 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 346 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,479 APPLAUSE. 347 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:51,919 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 348 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,279 We're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. 349 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,439 In other news, a woman in America has successfully 350 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,359 sued Meta and YouTube over her childhood addiction 351 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,279 to social media. 352 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,599 Jurors found that both companies intentionally built addictive 353 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,719 social media platforms that harmed the 20-year-old's mental health. 354 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,239 How do we all feel about this? 355 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:19,119 I'm pleased they have lost, I think it is excellent news. CHEERING AND 356 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:26,159 it is excellent news. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Because you sent me that 357 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,599 APPLAUSE. Because you sent me that in a Facebook message. I think 358 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,199 in a Facebook message. I think obviously there is lots of positive 359 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,319 obviously there is lots of positive things and social media, but I 360 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,359 things and social media, but I think... It is not just that I think 361 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,039 think... It is not just that I think companies are not interested in 362 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,839 companies are not interested in stopping people addicted to it. It 363 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,879 stopping people addicted to it. It is beneficial for them to make 364 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:46,879 is beneficial for them to make people addicted to it. They want 365 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,159 people addicted to it. They want people on it and they want people 366 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,399 people on it and they want people addicted and keep going. I think it 367 00:23:52,400 --> 00:24:02,159 addicted and keep going. I think it is obvious that they're doing that. 368 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,959 is obvious that they're doing that. You run retreats in the wood, it is 369 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,599 You run retreats in the wood, it is perfect news for you. It is 370 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,639 perfect news for you. It is important, the scientific evidence 371 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,999 important, the scientific evidence is really, it is not just 372 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,079 is really, it is not just compelling, it is just completely 373 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,879 compelling, it is just completely self-evident that the cognitive 374 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,959 self-evident that the cognitive decline and the way young people's 375 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,599 decline and the way young people's brains are growing, because of 376 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,599 brains are growing, because of addiction to social media. This 377 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,559 addiction to social media. This isn't to say, technology isn't the 378 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,879 isn't to say, technology isn't the bad thing, technology is a tool and 379 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,519 bad thing, technology is a tool and can do some amazing things. It is 380 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,799 can do some amazing things. It is the intention behind the technology 381 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:43,919 the intention behind the technology and the people who have control of 382 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:44,959 and the people who have control of technology are horrific fascists! 383 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:49,519 technology are horrific fascists! APPLAUSE. They are invested in us 384 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:54,079 APPLAUSE. They are invested in us being... You know captive in so many 385 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:58,319 being... You know captive in so many ways. Our children being captive. So 386 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,919 ways. Our children being captive. So I believe like we can't wait for 387 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,039 I believe like we can't wait for governments and nation states to put 388 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,799 governments and nation states to put in the legislation that protects us. 389 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,839 in the legislation that protects us. I think we have to practise 390 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,399 I think we have to practise guardianship in our own households 391 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:19,039 guardianship in our own households and families. Now it has been proved 392 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,959 and families. Now it has been proved to be harmful, can they have 393 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,079 to be harmful, can they have warnings on it like cigarettes, log 394 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,559 warnings on it like cigarettes, log on to Facebook and see a photo of 395 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,359 on to Facebook and see a photo of someone who has been cat fished. 396 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,559 someone who has been cat fished. Nabil? It is almost like 397 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:35,159 Nabil? It is almost like millionaires don't care about 398 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:41,279 millionaires don't care about people! I have a restaurant policy 399 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,119 people! I have a restaurant policy when it comes to these thing hs, if 400 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,999 when it comes to these thing hs, if you go to a Nigerian or a Chinese or 401 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,319 you go to a Nigerian or a Chinese or a Thai restaurant and there are no 402 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,839 a Thai restaurant and there are no Nigerians or Chinese or Thai eating 403 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,919 Nigerians or Chinese or Thai eating there, don't eat there. The owner of 404 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,759 there, don't eat there. The owner of tic Knock TikTok doesn't allow his 405 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,439 tic Knock TikTok doesn't allow his children on TikTok - what the fuck 406 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:12,400 children on TikTok - what the fuck are you doing on TikTok? 407 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,519 While we're talking social media, the thumbs up emoji has been voted 408 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,639 Britain's least favourite message icon, with people complaining that 409 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,879 it's "blunt, lazy and rude". 410 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,999 Tell me about it - fucking get rid of it. You shouldn't be allowed to 411 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,119 of it. You shouldn't be allowed to do it in real life. 412 00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:32,639 What is everyone's most used emoji? 413 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:40,559 I'm a chronic voice noter. I think voice noting is a superior form of 414 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,999 voice noting is a superior form of communication. Why not just call? 415 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,319 communication. Why not just call? You raise a very good point. Also my 416 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,199 You raise a very good point. Also my husband's like on at me often that 417 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,439 husband's like on at me often that my elongated you know sort of 418 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,999 my elongated you know sort of bumbling voice notes are a little 419 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,879 bumbling voice notes are a little self-ill dull gent. How long are 420 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,559 self-ill dull gent. How long are they I had one that was eight 421 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,199 they I had one that was eight minutes. I usually about three 422 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,319 minutes. I usually about three minutes. That is already, my 423 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,559 minutes. That is already, my favourite emoji that guy... The guy 424 00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:21,999 favourite emoji that guy... The guy with the big wide mouth guy? You 425 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:27,279 with the big wide mouth guy? You know the one? He has a big wide 426 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,399 know the one? He has a big wide mouth and he looks shocked. Yeah. 427 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,279 mouth and he looks shocked. Yeah. You know the one I mean? Yeah. That 428 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,959 You know the one I mean? Yeah. That guy. I know we have been going down 429 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,119 guy. I know we have been going down on social media and technology, if 430 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,239 on social media and technology, if somebody can make that into a 431 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,919 somebody can make that into a sticker! You know what I mean, those 432 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,839 sticker! You know what I mean, those awkward situations... Are the teeth 433 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:54,839 awkward situations... Are the teeth ones. That guy. Why didn't you know 434 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,039 ones. That guy. Why didn't you know your teeth then? 435 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,959 Meanwhile, Argos has ignited a debate after releasing 436 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,479 a wooden "influencer kit" aimed at toddlers. 437 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:08,079 We have one here. It is for ages three and above. I will set it up, 438 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,159 three and above. I will set it up, it has a tripod and a ring light and 439 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:18,159 it has a tripod and a ring light and a phone. I guess that is a I guess 440 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,839 a phone. I guess that is a I guess that is a mini-tablet and a 441 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,359 that is a mini-tablet and a microphone. What do we think? The 442 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,439 microphone. What do we think? The audience seemed horrified. I don't 443 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,399 audience seemed horrified. I don't like that, but where does it stop? 444 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:43,199 like that, but where does it stop? My first only fans kit? Oh! No! It 445 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,399 My first only fans kit? Oh! No! It also comes with this portable plane 446 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:55,999 also comes with this portable plane to get you out of Dubai. 447 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,199 We decided to jump on board and make our own children's toys for 448 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,959 kids who want to grow up to be on The Last Leg. 449 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,679 Lads, what have you come up with? 450 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,319 This is our Josh and Alex kit. You have the hair to be Josh. And the 451 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:14,199 have the hair to be Josh. And the glasses. Got the podcast mic. And we 452 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,319 glasses. Got the podcast mic. And we have got, oh, that was... Because I 453 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,319 have got, oh, that was... Because I have got so many nails on my feet. 454 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,199 have got so many nails on my feet. You have got Josh's modelling the 455 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,439 You have got Josh's modelling the Alex one? I have the hair and the 456 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:34,759 Alex one? I have the hair and the mittens. The Alex Brooker hands. You 457 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,559 mittens. The Alex Brooker hands. You wear them at Disney, you get to the 458 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,679 wear them at Disney, you get to the front of queue. And your own slide 459 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,280 front of queue. And your own slide on prosthetic leg. 460 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,560 APPLAUSE. 461 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:56,439 I took it in a slightly different direction. 462 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,919 I've got a My First Bonesaw, some strawberry flavoured anesthetic, 463 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,759 and a shitload of bandages, 464 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:07,640 all in a little doctor's bag that says "Last Leg Amputation Kit." 465 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:18,799 Kids, send in your videos, let us know how you get on. 466 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,959 In royal news, the Sun said this week that the Duchess of York, 467 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,079 Sarah Ferguson, once met with an American production company 468 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,239 to discuss taking part in a TV reality show, 469 00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:32,639 in which she would create clones of Elizabeth II's beloved corgis. 470 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:37,279 I was worried if she had taken it on it would have gone well and the idea 471 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,559 it would have gone well and the idea would be to clone Andrew. Then the 472 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,199 would be to clone Andrew. Then the clone would go to prison. That is 473 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:48,119 clone would go to prison. That is clever. Do the jail time for him. 474 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,119 clever. Do the jail time for him. What if she mistakingly cloned a 475 00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:56,679 What if she mistakingly cloned a hundred Andrews. What would you 476 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,479 hundred Andrews. What would you rather fight, a massive Andrew or a 477 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,759 rather fight, a massive Andrew or a hundred little Andrews. Are we 478 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,599 hundred little Andrews. Are we stoned? This give you an idea for a 479 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:12,399 stoned? This give you an idea for a game? 480 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,799 Now, I'd say that there's no point cloning a corgi 481 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,479 because they all look the same anyway. 482 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,839 But if I had a pound for every time someone has said to me, 483 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,479 "I can tell any corgis apart easily," 484 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,559 I'd have £2.36 now. 485 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,679 So we thought we'd put it to the test 486 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,680 in a game we're calling... 487 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:37,640 ♪ Corgi eyes... I can't believe my Corgi eyes! 488 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,319 Yes, it's our brand-new game show, I Can't Believe My Corg-Eyes. 489 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,479 This is a game that the Queen herself used 490 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,159 to regularly play in her drawing room. 491 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,239 In a moment, my dear friend Alex Brooker and I will unveil nine 492 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,759 photos of corgis. 493 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:09,720 Eight of them are the same dog, but one is a completely different corgi. 494 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:17,119 Can you find the different Corgi. Use the powers of your own Corgi 495 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,839 Use the powers of your own Corgi eyes. This isn't just a silly game, 496 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,719 eyes. This isn't just a silly game, because we have an important special 497 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:26,999 because we have an important special prize on offer for you. Woo! The 498 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,879 prize on offer for you. Woo! The prize is worth living if you don't 499 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:43,959 prize is worth living if you don't live in a flat or ha allergies. 500 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:52,879 live in a flat or ha allergies. There is Corg, A, B, C, D, E, CorgF. 501 00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:56,119 There is Corg, A, B, C, D, E, CorgF. I can hear Charlotte is already 502 00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:04,799 I can hear Charlotte is already playing. Cor H. What do you think? 503 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,879 playing. Cor H. What do you think? Not the woo. Which Corgi are you 504 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,639 Not the woo. Which Corgi are you going for? What are you going for? 505 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,879 going for? What are you going for? What do you think? I'm thinking that 506 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,239 What do you think? I'm thinking that C's the real one. Simply, because... 507 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,279 C's the real one. Simply, because... They're all real Corgis. None are 508 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:32,799 They're all real Corgis. None are AI. It suspect Corg AI.-- it isn't 509 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:38,079 AI. It suspect Corg AI.-- it isn't Corg AI. CorgC is not the one, the 510 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:43,999 Corg AI. CorgC is not the one, the uncloned one. Do you agree Nabil? 511 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:51,079 uncloned one. Do you agree Nabil? I'm not sure. Corg I looks like he 512 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,999 I'm not sure. Corg I looks like he has some sus stance problem. C? C. 513 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:04,519 has some sus stance problem. C? C. Nabil. I will see what I are 514 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:11,039 Nabil. I will see what I are recognise! We probably need an 515 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:16,599 recognise! We probably need an answer. I think Corg E. You think E. 516 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:22,679 answer. I think Corg E. You think E. You said C? Oh, well I can tell you 517 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,919 You said C? Oh, well I can tell you it is not right. Your eyes have 518 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,479 it is not right. Your eyes have deceived you. It is Corg D. Sorry 519 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,959 deceived you. It is Corg D. Sorry you would have won the special 520 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:36,959 you would have won the special prize. Let's see what you could have 521 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,560 prize. Let's see what you could have won. Let's bring it out. 522 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:52,759 ♪ Corgi eyes. I can't believe my Corgi eyes... Hello, love. Oh, no. 523 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,239 Corgi eyes... Hello, love. Oh, no. It is trained to bark on certain 524 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:59,479 It is trained to bark on certain words. Certain words, yes, he is a 525 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,879 words. Certain words, yes, he is a bit against a certain American 526 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:06,079 bit against a certain American president. Does it work if I say 527 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:14,079 president. Does it work if I say Donald Trump? Trump? DOG BARKS. 528 00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,479 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 529 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,359 as we meet England's deaf women's futsal team, 530 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,639 and celebrate a massive victory. 531 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,320 See you soon. 532 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:30,359 APPLAUSE. 533 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,919 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 534 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,679 We're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. 535 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,159 In disability news, a woman by the name 536 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,799 of Becky Coleman is hoping to become the first wheelchair user 537 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,679 to row the Oxford and Cambridge Boat Race 538 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,759 course in April. 539 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,199 She's here with us tonight. 540 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,559 Please welcome Becky. 541 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:57,520 APPLAUSE. 542 00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,679 Becky, you are wearing a mask because you wouldn't want to catch 543 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,359 because you wouldn't want to catch anything before the race, is that 544 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,519 anything before the race, is that right? Yes, I want to stay good for 545 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,519 right? Yes, I want to stay good for next week. Awesome. When did you 546 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,199 next week. Awesome. When did you start rowing? Just under a year ago, 547 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,119 start rowing? Just under a year ago, a couple of days before the Oxford 548 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,919 a couple of days before the Oxford and Cambridge boat race last April. 549 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,159 and Cambridge boat race last April. What changes have to be made to the 550 00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,679 What changes have to be made to the boat? I wrote with a fix it, I just 551 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,279 boat? I wrote with a fix it, I just wrote with my arms, and I have 552 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,879 wrote with my arms, and I have stabilisers as well. You are the 553 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,719 stabilisers as well. You are the first person to do this. What is the 554 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:38,679 first person to do this. What is the plan for the future? Possibly rowing 555 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,319 plan for the future? Possibly rowing in the US as well at some point. And 556 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,239 in the US as well at some point. And maybe write a book at some point 557 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:45,599 maybe write a book at some point about my experience of sepsis which 558 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,839 about my experience of sepsis which I had a few years ago. And you are 559 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,599 I had a few years ago. And you are also an elite triathlete and a top 560 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,359 also an elite triathlete and a top 40 wheelchair tennis player. So can 561 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,199 40 wheelchair tennis player. So can you stop making the rest of us look 562 00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:05,919 you stop making the rest of us look bad? APPLAUSE. We have a little gift 563 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,999 bad? APPLAUSE. We have a little gift for you, little hands in a boat, the 564 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:18,119 for you, little hands in a boat, the Paralympic mascot. APPLAUSE. Good 565 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:30,359 Paralympic mascot. APPLAUSE. Good luck. Give us a wave. APPLAUSE. 566 00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,079 England were crowned champions of the European 567 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,319 Deaf Futsal Championship after their 568 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,119 2-0 win against Poland in the final over the weekend. 569 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:43,320 Here are some of the highlights. 570 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,559 {\an8}Here's the first goal from Lucindha Lawson. 571 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:55,279 {\an8}Here are the scenes at the final whistle. 572 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,319 {\an8}And here's the trophy lift. 573 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,279 {\an8}APPLAUSE. 574 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,479 We're very excited to have them in the studio, 575 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,639 and they're excited to be here, so put your hands in the air 576 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,239 like you really care - for the European Champions, 577 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:12,159 the England deaf women's futsal team! 578 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:22,120 APPLAUSE. women's futsal team! 579 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:44,559 Congratulations to you all. Zara, the captain, what changes are made 580 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,439 the captain, what changes are made to the rules of your game? It is an 581 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,239 to the rules of your game? It is an indoor five aside football style, 582 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:52,639 indoor five aside football style, obviously that is the format without 583 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,639 obviously that is the format without the walls. We play on a hard surface 584 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,879 the walls. We play on a hard surface with a heavier ball, so it is a bit 585 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,399 with a heavier ball, so it is a bit different from football as we play 586 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,799 different from football as we play indoors, but in terms of the death 587 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,359 indoors, but in terms of the death futsal game, we play without our 588 00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,639 futsal game, we play without our hearing devices, and the referees 589 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,399 hearing devices, and the referees are supposed to used flags instead 590 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,279 are supposed to used flags instead of puzzles.-- deaf futsal. It 591 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,079 of puzzles.-- deaf futsal. It doesn't always work out like that, 592 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,839 doesn't always work out like that, especially when you see a referee or 593 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,359 especially when you see a referee or if Russell and everyone is still 594 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,199 if Russell and everyone is still running. Kate, what are the 595 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,719 running. Kate, what are the challenges of playing deaf futsal? 596 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,479 challenges of playing deaf futsal? Well, we can't hear, that the first 597 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,719 Well, we can't hear, that the first one. 598 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:31,879 one. APPLAUSE. 599 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,879 APPLAUSE. As we start, I think there are lots 600 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,159 As we start, I think there are lots of different things that play a 601 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,919 of different things that play a part, and so we have constantly got 602 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,679 part, and so we have constantly got to be aware of every single thing 603 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,999 to be aware of every single thing around you, because as Zara said, 604 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,279 around you, because as Zara said, sometimes you keep running when 605 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,799 sometimes you keep running when someone else has stopped, and you 606 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,559 someone else has stopped, and you end up clattering into each other 607 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,199 end up clattering into each other sometimes. So on the court, that is 608 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,399 sometimes. So on the court, that is one thing, and then off the court, 609 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,919 one thing, and then off the court, we have all got full-time jobs, and 610 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,479 we have all got full-time jobs, and then you have got Ellie with a 611 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,959 then you have got Ellie with a full-time job and she is also a 612 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,679 full-time job and she is also a mother, so there are lots of 613 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,479 mother, so there are lots of different challenges. Maisie, how do 614 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,679 different challenges. Maisie, how do you communicate with each other? 615 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,199 you communicate with each other? When we get each other's attentions, 616 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,119 When we get each other's attentions, we just get ourselves-- be 617 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,039 we just get ourselves-- be ourselves. Every country has its own 618 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,799 ourselves. Every country has its own Simon Reed. But the hardest part is 619 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,079 Simon Reed. But the hardest part is getting each other's attention in 620 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,599 getting each other's attention in the first place. Some people can 621 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,839 the first place. Some people can pick up a bit of sound, so you can 622 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:24,839 pick up a bit of sound, so you can yell at them and they will hear you. 623 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,879 yell at them and they will hear you. Most of us, it is frantic waving. Or 624 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,999 Most of us, it is frantic waving. Or you can jump up and down and stomp 625 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,759 you can jump up and down and stomp your feet and still not get the 626 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,559 your feet and still not get the person's attention. Sophie, you are 627 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,319 person's attention. Sophie, you are 17, so where are you calling home 628 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:42,559 17, so where are you calling home regularly?-- were you calling home 629 00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,839 regularly?-- were you calling home regularly? To be fair, called my 630 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:53,599 regularly? To be fair, called my friends more than I called my mum, 631 00:40:53,600 --> 00:41:00,719 friends more than I called my mum, probably. 632 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:05,199 friends more than I called my mum, probably. We want to sign futsal's 633 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,199 probably. We want to sign futsal's coming home. Can you show us how to 634 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:16,759 coming home. Can you show us how to do that? Does it have to be the 635 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:23,439 do that? Does it have to be the right hand? It's coming home 636 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,279 right hand? It's coming home ♪ It's coming home 637 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:34,639 ♪ It's coming home ♪ It's coming 638 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,919 ♪ It's coming ♪ Futsal's coming home #. 639 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,079 We'll put those skills to use after the break, 640 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,679 as we hold a singalong and a sign-along for the England 641 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:51,239 Deaf Women's Futsal team. 642 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,280 ♪ It's coming home 643 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,239 APPLAUSE. 644 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,719 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 645 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:12,679 We're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. 646 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:22,640 In news you may have missed, former Tory MP named Crispin Blunt 647 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,199 Sharks swimming in the Bahamas have been found to have traces 648 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,439 of cocaine in their blood. 649 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,119 Oh, good, cos sharks aren't cocky enough. 650 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,799 Although it would be easier to get away from them if, 651 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,679 before they bit you, they insisted on telling 652 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,359 you a really quick story about crypto. 653 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:46,999 Can't wait for the movie Grinding Jaws. 654 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,559 Along with the Great White Powder, 655 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,919 sharks were also found to have caffeine in their system. 656 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,279 I don't know if you've ever seen an over-caffeinated shark 657 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,719 who's also taking cocaine, but if you've ever been to 658 00:42:55,720 --> 00:43:04,439 an estate agent's Christmas party, it's pretty much the same vibe. 659 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,319 In news you may have missed, former Tory MP named Crispin Blunt 660 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:10,199 was revealed this week to have been in possession of crystal meth. 661 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,119 They also found cannabis, presumably for a joint, 662 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,519 or as it's known on the street, a Crispin Blunt. 663 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,679 He represented himself in court - which is never a good sign - 664 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,519 and said that he hosted drug-fuelled chem sex parties at his house, 665 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:26,159 in order to help inform Government policy. 666 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:38,279 What?! Oh, my days! A man of the people. That's crazy! I know, right? 667 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,279 people. That's crazy! I know, right? I was up until 3am last night 668 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,879 I was up until 3am last night working on policy. He might enjoy 669 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:49,639 working on policy. He might enjoy prison. Working on prison policy. 670 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,559 Crispin Blunt lost the Party Whip in 2023, 671 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,239 and the Party Handcuffs a year later. 672 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:56,119 And in one final animal story, a squirrel was caught on film 673 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:06,040 in London this week, handling a vape in Brixton. 674 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:12,199 Here is the startling footage. 675 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:18,079 Somewhere in the Caribbean there's a shark on cocaine, 676 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,199 going, "Softcock." 677 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,999 And finally, Ipswich Town Football Club were forced to release 678 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,359 a statement this week after Reform leader Nigel Farage... 679 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,959 Boo! 680 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:41,759 APPLAUSE. I couldn't help it. I know, you hate Ipswich. Huge Norwich 681 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:48,199 know, you hate Ipswich. Huge Norwich fan. 682 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:55,359 Nigel Farage posted these promotional photos 683 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,359 of himself on a tour of the stadium with the caption, 684 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,519 "I've never been too bad on the right wing." 685 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,919 The club pointed out that it wasn't an official visit 686 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:09,119 and that they do not support any political viewpoint 687 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:14,399 Ipswich's rivals Norwich hit back with this cheeky post, saying, 688 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,119 "Book a stadium tour of Carrow Road." 689 00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,679 Terms and conditions will most definitely apply. 690 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:33,319 Please thank our guests Charlotte Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. 691 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:40,919 Church and Nabil Abdulrashid. APPLAUSE. And my co-hosts Josh 692 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,319 APPLAUSE. And my co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. We will 693 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,279 Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. We will be back next week, please join us. 694 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,679 be back next week, please join us. But right now, we are going to 695 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,679 But right now, we are going to celebrate the England women's deaf 696 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,479 celebrate the England women's deaf futsal team who last week won the 697 00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:01,119 futsal team who last week won the European Championships. APPLAUSE. 698 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,960 Hit the music! 699 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,639 Thanks for watching The Last Leg, my name's Adam Hills, 700 00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,520 see you next week for the next leg.