1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:08,999 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:18,920 Harder Than You Think by Public Enemy. 3 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:31,400 Harder Than You Think by Public Enemy. 4 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:53,519 APPLAUSE. Tie up your laces, put on your prosthetic leg and grab your 5 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,039 your prosthetic leg and grab your prosthetic co-host, it is Friday and 6 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:59,799 prosthetic co-host, it is Friday and we are live. We asked why no one 7 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,679 we are live. We asked why no one laughed at the comedy industry. And 8 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,719 laughed at the comedy industry. And we celebrate some disability 9 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:09,639 we celebrate some disability sporting heroes. We will also be 10 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,239 sporting heroes. We will also be joined by Josh Pugh and Harriet Dyer 11 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,959 joined by Josh Pugh and Harriet Dyer on the show that always tries to 12 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:22,639 on the show that always tries to leave you on a high note. APPLAUSE. 13 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,239 G'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, 14 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,799 the show that heard Outlook was down and thought, that's fine, 15 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,759 we always work at 75% capacity. 16 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,479 With me as always are the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Widdicombe, 17 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,319 and the man who hasn't been following COP31, cos he hasn't seen 18 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:46,320 the first 30, Alex Brooker. 19 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:57,919 We have had a row. We are contractually obliged to carry on 20 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,319 contractually obliged to carry on together, though. 21 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:08,279 Alex is sitting on his own cos he's ill. 22 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:12,919 You know like an ET where they get ill at the same time because they 23 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,279 ill at the same time because they are linked? I am like that with 24 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:20,679 are linked? I am like that with Microsoft. You have both been hit by 25 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,439 Microsoft. You have both been hit by a virus? Just a bit of food 26 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,999 a virus? Just a bit of food poisoning. But remember back in 2012 27 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,319 poisoning. But remember back in 2012 when he did not want to sit on the 28 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,919 when he did not want to sit on the same sofa as me because he thought 29 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:33,319 same sofa as me because he thought he could catch this? I am still 30 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,439 he could catch this? I am still worried about that! Every Saturday 31 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:40,079 worried about that! Every Saturday morning I wake up and count. Still 32 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,799 morning I wake up and count. Still never shaken my hand! I don't know 33 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:57,279 never shaken my hand! I don't know how! APPLAUSE. This is funnier. It 34 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,839 how! APPLAUSE. This is funnier. It is like a social distancing, it is 35 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,879 is like a social distancing, it is nostalgic, part two, we are doing a 36 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:06,999 nostalgic, part two, we are doing a Zoom quiz. I am being super careful. 37 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,839 Zoom quiz. I am being super careful. Because I don't want to get ill. 38 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:18,439 Josh won't be with us next week, cos he's made it to Blackpool! 39 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:27,999 There are a lot of oldies in the ballroom. It is what I say every 40 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,239 ballroom. It is what I say every time I look down in the shower. Oh, 41 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:37,959 time I look down in the shower. Oh, my word! What I found interesting 42 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,279 my word! What I found interesting about that as you pulled out the 43 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,079 about that as you pulled out the joke and thought, I would do anyway. 44 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,519 joke and thought, I would do anyway. You laughed at yourself and said, I 45 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,279 You laughed at yourself and said, I have got to do this. Josh will not 46 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:53,599 have got to do this. Josh will not be on the show next week. Making use 47 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,839 be on the show next week. Making use of the space! How do you feel about 48 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:01,119 of the space! How do you feel about not having Josh next week? Have you 49 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:05,559 not having Josh next week? Have you been painting a Titanic? I feel 50 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,399 been painting a Titanic? I feel better about it now he doesn't want 51 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,559 better about it now he doesn't want to be next to me today. I am worried 52 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:17,079 to be next to me today. I am worried about it a little bit. I never 53 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,599 about it a little bit. I never really knew about losing my foot, 54 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,399 really knew about losing my foot, and now I feel like they have 55 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,039 and now I feel like they have genuinely lost something I need. We 56 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:28,599 genuinely lost something I need. We have made you a prosthetic so we 57 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,359 have made you a prosthetic so we have a prosthetic Josh to sit next 58 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,359 have a prosthetic Josh to sit next to you and you can have it next 59 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,759 to you and you can have it next week, there you go. I ain't half 60 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:42,559 week, there you go. I ain't half stiff, and my?-- am I? It doesn't 61 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:49,679 stiff, and my?-- am I? It doesn't have the fake tan. This is old Josh. 62 00:04:49,680 --> 00:05:06,719 have the fake tan. This is old Josh. There we go. APPLAUSE. I never 63 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,079 There we go. APPLAUSE. I never thought I would get to have a face 64 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,159 thought I would get to have a face that said Shirley, what do you think 65 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,399 that said Shirley, what do you think of the cha-cha-cha? The hand is a 66 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,199 of the cha-cha-cha? The hand is a bit weird. I worry because it has 67 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:21,679 bit weird. I worry because it has taken Brooke a's illness with it. 68 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,079 We've asked people to audition for the role of Josh. 69 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,959 It's the hottest audition process since James Bond 70 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:32,599 007, Licence To Wheeze. 71 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:36,199 We will show some videos throughout the show and here is our first 72 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:40,519 the show and here is our first batch. I am Susie and taping for the 73 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,559 batch. I am Susie and taping for the role of Josh Widdecombe. Would you 74 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,719 role of Josh Widdecombe. Would you like to have a look? It is 75 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:51,679 like to have a look? It is unbelievable! Do we have to do the 76 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,359 unbelievable! Do we have to do the voice? I am not sure I can do posh 77 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,679 voice? I am not sure I can do posh and nasal at the same time. Hello, 78 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:01,959 and nasal at the same time. Hello, everybody, would you like to... Hang 79 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:06,159 everybody, would you like to... Hang on. Would you like to see... I am 80 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,759 on. Would you like to see... I am too tall. Hang on a minute. Would 81 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:28,960 too tall. Hang on a minute. Would you like to see... My name is Josh. 82 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:48,359 I would like you to all do an impression of me. APPLAUSE. I don't 83 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,679 impression of me. APPLAUSE. I don't think so. 84 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:59,680 Let's put prosthetic Josh away. 85 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:21,239 It reminds me of my drinking days. Stag do we went on-- we went on To 86 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,759 Stag do we went on-- we went on To Brugge. One of the most demeaning 87 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,319 Brugge. One of the most demeaning moments in my life. 88 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,679 We are live, so send us any questions you want 89 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,959 to ask about the news. 90 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,359 You can message us on Instagram with the hashtag #isitok 91 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,679 or on WhatsApp using the number 07956 175 908 or by scanning the QR 92 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,759 code on the screen. 93 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,679 For example, is it OK that this week 94 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,799 Kemi Badenoch justified cuts to disability benefits by saying 95 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,199 "double amputees run marathons"? 96 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:53,759 Alex? Someone didn't want me to talk. This logic does not apply to 97 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,999 talk. This logic does not apply to able-bodied people. Just because one 98 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,759 able-bodied people. Just because one disabled person does it... Josh, why 99 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,519 disabled person does it... Josh, why can't you run a marathon, you have 100 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,279 can't you run a marathon, you have got two legs? What someone should 101 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,799 got two legs? What someone should say to Kenney Baden, I tell you 102 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,279 say to Kenney Baden, I tell you what, you try and be Keely 103 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,719 what, you try and be Keely Hodgkinson, you have got two legs, 104 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,479 Hodgkinson, you have got two legs, they go.-- someone should say to 105 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,079 they go.-- someone should say to Kemi Badenoch. The thing I don't 106 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:27,039 Kemi Badenoch. The thing I don't like about that, as much as it 107 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,519 like about that, as much as it perpetuates this kind of scrounger 108 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:33,199 perpetuates this kind of scrounger thing about disabled people, people 109 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:42,639 thing about disabled people, people are thick. And I don't like them. 110 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,279 are thick. And I don't like them. And I appreciate that staying at the 111 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,279 And I appreciate that staying at the start of one of our shows will come 112 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,079 start of one of our shows will come back to haunt me. It doesn't mean 113 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,519 back to haunt me. It doesn't mean they don't need assistance with 114 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,799 they don't need assistance with other parts of their life, they 115 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,159 other parts of their life, they might still need a modified car to 116 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,639 might still need a modified car to the race or racing prosthetics, so 117 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,319 the race or racing prosthetics, so telling people to pull themselves up 118 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:06,839 telling people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps doesn't work. 119 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,079 by their bootstraps doesn't work. And we stigmatising people with 120 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:13,159 And we stigmatising people with genuine disabilities? 121 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,839 Instead of people who commit benefits fraud? 122 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,319 Cos that's what's costing the country. 123 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,919 And not just small-time fraudsters - organised crime gangs are extorting 124 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:20,839 the system for millions of pounds a year. 125 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,479 Why isn't anyone cracking down on them? 126 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,439 We need to make a movie about it. 127 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,439 Then everyone will pay attention. 128 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:30,399 The Godfather, but it's a horse's leg in the bed. 129 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:37,239 "You come to me on the day of my daughter's PIP assessment?" 130 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:42,359 "Every time I think I'm out..." 131 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,119 I have been waiting 14 years for you to do a good impression and finally 132 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,879 to do a good impression and finally you have one in your armoury. They 133 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:58,519 you have one in your armoury. They will me back in again. Let's get to 134 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:02,239 will me back in again. Let's get to the big story now. 135 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,399 Emma said, 136 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,759 #isitok that Russell Brand has been convicted of his crimes? 137 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:06,839 Yes, Emma. 138 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,399 Yes, it is. 139 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:13,319 APPLAUSE. 140 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,439 On Monday, Russell Brand was sentenced to ten and half years 141 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,079 in jail for rape and sexual assault. 142 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,679 We've had a lot of messages about this during the week. 143 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,039 So let's try to answer them. 144 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,479 Russell Brand was a massive name. 145 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,239 Hollywood movies, married to Katy Perry, best-selling author. 146 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,839 He was a star booking for a lot of TV shows, 147 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:32,039 including ours back in 2017. 148 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:35,359 But then things started to change. 149 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,319 Comedians who talked about Russell Brand on stage 150 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,039 were threatened with legal action if they made jokes about him. 151 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,119 His TV appearances started to dwindle, people began 152 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,999 to keep their distance from him, and investigations 153 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,439 started to take place. 154 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,599 He has now been sentenced, and we have to live with the fact 155 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,439 that we inadvertently booked a sexual predator to 156 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,799 appear on the show. 157 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,399 Cos, when you put someone on TV, you're also putting them 158 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,839 in people's living rooms. 159 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:03,919 That's a privilege, but it's also a responsibility. 160 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:14,159 Alex? Obviously I feel for the victims and it struck me this week 161 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,919 victims and it struck me this week that his career was allowed to 162 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:21,159 that his career was allowed to flourish, he came on shows like I 163 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:25,199 flourish, he came on shows like I was, although while he had ruined 164 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,359 was, although while he had ruined all these women's lives, and I'm 165 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,159 all these women's lives, and I'm ashamed that the association we have 166 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,799 ashamed that the association we have with him, he was on our show, and I 167 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:35,959 with him, he was on our show, and I am in all of the bravery of the 168 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,839 am in all of the bravery of the people that helped bring him to 169 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:42,159 people that helped bring him to justice, people involved, the police 170 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:42,959 justice, people involved, the police investigation, the media 171 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,239 investigation, the media investigation, but most of all the 172 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:49,279 investigation, but most of all the bravery of the victims who had to go 173 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,039 bravery of the victims who had to go to court and relive the trauma, 174 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:57,319 to court and relive the trauma, relive that trauma. We all owe it to 175 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,239 relive that trauma. We all owe it to them to show their bravery and 176 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,399 them to show their bravery and courage and try to help stop things 177 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,199 courage and try to help stop things like this happening again and again. 178 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:14,200 like this happening again and again. APPLAUSE. 179 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,519 What amazes me is that there are people out there who believe 180 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,959 Russell Brand was the target of a media hit job. 181 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,839 I don't know, maybe the Deep State did take down the guy 182 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,999 from the Minions movie cos he dared to speak out against the vaccines, 183 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,559 but it's more likely that the guy who constantly joked about 184 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:33,279 being a sexual predator turned out to be a sexual predator. 185 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:37,639 Josh, you had some thoughts on the legal process. 186 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:46,439 I echo what you have both said. It has been a dark week of stories, 187 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:50,479 has been a dark week of stories, reading about and stuff but from 188 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,999 reading about and stuff but from positives, you hope this as a 189 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,359 positives, you hope this as a turning point in some legal ways. 190 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:57,359 turning point in some legal ways. There's couple of them. Both big 191 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:01,999 There's couple of them. Both big stories this week about Russell 192 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,679 stories this week about Russell Brand and David Walliams were about 193 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,679 Brand and David Walliams were about power imbalances, they continued to 194 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:12,199 power imbalances, they continued to use those power imbalances through 195 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,119 use those power imbalances through their lawyers, on one hand through 196 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,879 their lawyers, on one hand through an injunction, and I think it is 197 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,879 an injunction, and I think it is really good they are now having 198 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,239 really good they are now having talks, people are coming out and 199 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,239 talks, people are coming out and saying we need to get rid of these 200 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,959 saying we need to get rid of these injunctions, we need to deal with 201 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,479 injunctions, we need to deal with this, because it favours the rich, 202 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:28,479 this, because it favours the rich, all these kind of things. And the 203 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,839 all these kind of things. And the other thing is Russell Brand's 204 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,279 other thing is Russell Brand's lawyer, who, in the court, was just 205 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,439 lawyer, who, in the court, was just apparent in the way he spoke. I have 206 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:43,679 apparent in the way he spoke. I have a quote here. He used rape myths, he 207 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:46,839 a quote here. He used rape myths, he kind of sad, I am paraphrasing, but 208 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,039 kind of sad, I am paraphrasing, but he almost belittled the need 209 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,679 he almost belittled the need movement, asking why they did not 210 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,519 movement, asking why they did not come out when everyone was talking 211 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:59,159 come out when everyone was talking about it, and at one point described 212 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,879 about it, and at one point described Russell Brand's actions as a short 213 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,839 Russell Brand's actions as a short momentary failure to respect her 214 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,519 momentary failure to respect her consent, which is just a vile way of 215 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:10,399 consent, which is just a vile way of saying rape-- almost belittled the 216 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,919 saying rape-- almost belittled the MeToo movement. People have gone, 217 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,959 MeToo movement. People have gone, this has to change, this has been 218 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,559 this has to change, this has been such a public way that people have 219 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,479 such a public way that people have seen how badly victims of rape are 220 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,279 seen how badly victims of rape are dealt with in these courts, that 221 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,039 dealt with in these courts, that people are saying we need to change, 222 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,199 people are saying we need to change, so if there is any positives to come 223 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,719 so if there is any positives to come out of this week, it will be in 224 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:29,839 out of this week, it will be in these legal changes that hopefully 225 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,079 these legal changes that hopefully mean it cannot be dealt with in 226 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,239 mean it cannot be dealt with in quite such a bad way again. 227 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:41,520 quite such a bad way again. APPLAUSE. 228 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:48,279 As well as the victims, one phrase stood out to me from the judge's 229 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:52,039 stood out to me from the judge's summing up. 230 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:54,199 He said, "Whatever women wear, wherever they go, indeed, 231 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:57,439 whatever they drink, they retain the right to say no." 232 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,599 And I think it's really important that he said that when the cameras 233 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,399 were on him because hopefully now women will feel more confident that 234 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,559 when they do come forward, they'll be taken seriously. 235 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,399 Meanwhile, one of the women in our team said something this week 236 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,639 that really stuck with me. 237 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,799 She said, "I just hope men see this and realise there are consequences." 238 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,919 And that goes for the people around those men too. 239 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,479 Cos on Tuesday when David Walliams was named as the celebrity who had 240 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,199 allegedly been pursuing teenage girls, it was reported 241 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:23,519 that his publishers used to send female staff members to his house 242 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,479 in pairs in order to keep them safe. 243 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,799 Surely that's a red flag. 244 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:32,599 Women shouldn't have to use the same safety protocols as scuba divers. 245 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,799 Tonight, it's been announced that the Met are investigating 246 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,119 new claims involving David Walliams, as well as further claims 247 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,439 about Russell Brand. 248 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,639 The people we should be recognising this week 249 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,519 are the ones who spoke out, like the women who were brave 250 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,439 enough to come forward and tell their stories, 251 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,239 the journalists who worked for years to uncover the truth, 252 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,639 and comedian Lucy Beaumont, who was one of the people 253 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,719 who went to the Guardian when she heard complaints 254 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,839 about David Walliams' behaviour. 255 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:57,199 Lucy said in an interview this week she was worried she might never work 256 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,759 on television again but, Lucy, you are welcome back on this 257 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,719 show any time you want. 258 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:10,839 APPLAUSE. 259 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,319 Look, at the end of the day, we all need to be better. 260 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,599 We need to raise better men, we need to call out our mates and, 261 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,759 regardless of where we work, whether it's the entertainment 262 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,199 industry, an office, or the White House, in the words 263 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,599 of my 12-year-old daughter this week, 264 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,479 "Men just need to stop being creeps." 265 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:38,119 APPLAUSE. 266 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:46,919 Let's get onto some good news now, and AJ said, #isitok that 267 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:51,199 England's wheelchair rugby league team are 268 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:56,919 back-to-back world champions? 269 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,039 The final of the wheelchair rugby league world cup 270 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,119 took place this morning. 271 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,239 Defending champions England took on France, and the result 272 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:03,319 was England won 50-38. 273 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,559 Here are the highlights. 274 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:12,319 Here's through again, going the line! And Joe goes bang bang in the 275 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,959 line! And Joe goes bang bang in the World Cup final. In an away, Hawkins 276 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:21,599 World Cup final. In an away, Hawkins looks for support, kicked to the 277 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,959 looks for support, kicked to the corner, chance, Brown! That is even 278 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:30,399 corner, chance, Brown! That is even better! Almost through. Brown! Pixie 279 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,239 better! Almost through. Brown! Pixie French pocket! It is all over. 280 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:40,680 French pocket! It is all over. England are world champions. 281 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:50,479 APPLAUSE. It is nice to see a former rugby 282 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:54,479 It is nice to see a former rugby league I found exciting. Nice to see 283 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,239 league I found exciting. Nice to see a form of rugby league that England 284 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:03,919 a form of rugby league that England actually win. As that clip played, a 285 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,599 actually win. As that clip played, a try was scored and somebody appeared 286 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,319 try was scored and somebody appeared just when, Jesus! 287 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,959 We'll have the world champs on the show next week and, 288 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,799 if you want to watch the men's and women's finals, they're live 289 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,039 this Sunday on Premier Sports. 290 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,959 Meanwhile, the Men's Amputee Football World Cup kicks 291 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,359 off today in Mexico, and we're joined now by members 292 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,959 of the England team live from San Juan de los Lagos. 293 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:31,439 Good evening. Good evening. Welcome to all of you. 294 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,919 How do you fancy your chances this year? 295 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,799 All of us want the same thing, we are here to win it, nothing else, 296 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,719 are here to win it, nothing else, just play hard and come home with 297 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:49,199 just play hard and come home with the trophy. Brazil way for me to 298 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,199 the trophy. Brazil way for me to find out I did not make the squad. 299 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:56,879 find out I did not make the squad.-- brutal way. There is still time. 300 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,639 The FA stopped funding you in 2006. 301 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:06,919 How did you raise the money to compete in this World Cup? 302 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:13,039 We have raised it pretty much again relying on the general public in the 303 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,719 relying on the general public in the UK, we have fundraising pages, we 304 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,239 UK, we have fundraising pages, we have been on news channels basically 305 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,719 have been on news channels basically begging for money, not sitting back 306 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,519 begging for money, not sitting back and waiting for the FA to take 307 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:24,799 and waiting for the FA to take notice of us, we have gone out there 308 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,639 notice of us, we have gone out there and we are so grateful to what the 309 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,399 and we are so grateful to what the public have done. And a couple of 310 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,679 public have done. And a couple of high-profile supporters as well. 311 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,159 high-profile supporters as well. Yes, Gary Lineker put in a really 312 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,399 Yes, Gary Lineker put in a really good donation, and Steve Bagnall has 313 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,519 good donation, and Steve Bagnall has recently come on board, so having 314 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,199 recently come on board, so having big names like that is really 315 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,079 big names like that is really encouraging for us. If Gary Lineker 316 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,919 encouraging for us. If Gary Lineker sent you out there, you want Wayne 317 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,119 sent you out there, you want Wayne Lineker doing the party if you win 318 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:53,279 Lineker doing the party if you win it. And have already got three 319 00:19:53,280 --> 00:20:04,799 it. And have already got three points? Unfortunately, our opponent 320 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,319 points? Unfortunately, our opponent did not turn up, which happens 321 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:10,079 did not turn up, which happens sometimes. So we get an extra day's 322 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:16,239 sometimes. So we get an extra day's rest and eight when for free.-- a 323 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,959 rest and eight when for free.-- a win for free. 324 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,599 England's next match will be against Costa Rica at 4pm Sunday. 325 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,959 You can watch on the Amputee World Cup Youtube Channel. 326 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,039 Break a leg, boys! 327 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,880 APPLAUSE. 328 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,639 All right, let's welcome tonight's guests. 329 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,039 He's in the cast of the new comedy Stepping Up. 330 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,199 She's in a cast because of a roller-blading injury. 331 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,639 Please welcome comedians Josh Pugh and Harriet Dyer. 332 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:50,840 APPLAUSE. 333 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:15,639 Injury, yes? Of course. Imagine if I was just faking it. Your thoughts on 334 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,559 was just faking it. Your thoughts on the news of the week. 335 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,039 It's all so sad, isn't it? 336 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,199 And now this narrative that manosphere types are pushing 337 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,359 saying about Russell Brand like "it was all hearsay, 338 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,679 there was no evidence" or "the only way this is going to stop now 339 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,159 is to be segregated from women." 340 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,519 A, no-one is getting a trial, let alone a conviction, 341 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,599 with no evidence. 342 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,479 B, I think before segregation, could we first just possibly try no 343 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,399 raping and seeing how we get on from there? 344 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:53,879 APPLAUSE. Yes, it has been a really sad week. 345 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:59,119 Yes, it has been a really sad week. Just stop and we can all be better. 346 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,239 Just stop and we can all be better. A dark week in the injury.-- in the 347 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:11,879 A dark week in the injury.-- in the industry. You have played football, 348 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,319 industry. You have played football, any advice for the amputee football 349 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,599 any advice for the amputee football team? Are they still on the line? 350 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,279 team? Are they still on the line? They've gone. Enjoy being in the 351 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:26,279 They've gone. Enjoy being in the bubble. My advice is to not check 352 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:31,199 bubble. My advice is to not check your phone on the day of the game. I 353 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:32,799 your phone on the day of the game. I checked my phone just before a 354 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,159 checked my phone just before a semifinal, I had a text from my wife 355 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,839 semifinal, I had a text from my wife to say the dog had diarrhoea. Was 356 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,079 to say the dog had diarrhoea. Was the dog nervous about the semifinal? 357 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:50,919 the dog nervous about the semifinal? I think he was. Josh will not be 358 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,119 I think he was. Josh will not be here next week. We thought he might 359 00:22:54,120 --> 00:23:01,479 here next week. We thought he might give you a chance to audition. I 360 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,239 give you a chance to audition. I like your commitment to the show as 361 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:10,679 like your commitment to the show as well with the cast. Let me bring out 362 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:20,560 well with the cast. Let me bring out this prick. 363 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,879 I don't know if anyone has ever worn a wig that has less affected their 364 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:31,319 a wig that has less affected their hair. I genuinely thought my 365 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,679 hair. I genuinely thought my impression would be so good you 366 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,599 impression would be so good you wouldn't even need to say he had 367 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:43,960 wouldn't even need to say he had been replaced. 368 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:50,719 Hello. 369 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:56,679 All right, let's move on. I've heard worse impressions. 370 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,759 There is another disability sport story we want to 371 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,719 raise with you tonight. 372 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,759 called The Foyle Rumble. 373 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,639 It featured a number of wrestlers with physical 374 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,719 and learning disabilities. 375 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:11,080 Here they are in action. 376 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:35,159 APPLAUSE. 377 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,359 And were happy to say they've come over to London for the night. 378 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,639 Would you please welcome the stars of the Foyle Rumble? 379 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:50,640 APPLAUSE. 380 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:25,160 I am the coach, my name is Cambo Cray. This is everyone. 381 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:44,119 This is Siren, this is Noel McFury. This is Kellio, and this is Sergeant 382 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:44,999 This is Kellio, and this is Sergeant Slam. 383 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,839 How did all this come about? 384 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:56,479 We are from Derry and we are a day opportunity for adults with physical 385 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,599 opportunity for adults with physical and learning disabilities, and we 386 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,479 and learning disabilities, and we like to empower them through 387 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,399 like to empower them through creative arts. I have this mad idea 388 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,519 creative arts. I have this mad idea to do a wrestling show, luckily my 389 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,079 to do a wrestling show, luckily my boss approved it. There are 16 other 390 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,999 boss approved it. There are 16 other wrestlers who are not here, hello to 391 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,359 wrestlers who are not here, hello to all of them, and basically we had a 392 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,279 all of them, and basically we had a lot of doubters are saying it could 393 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:22,439 lot of doubters are saying it could not be done, it would be too 394 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:28,039 not be done, it would be too babyish, and basically The Foyle 395 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:36,039 babyish, and basically The Foyle Rumble is like a fuck you to the 396 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,039 Rumble is like a fuck you to the doubters it is amazing to be part of 397 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,719 doubters it is amazing to be part of this vessel group. Again, a lot of 398 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,919 this vessel group. Again, a lot of people like myself with a disability 399 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,759 people like myself with a disability are really underestimated, so to 400 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,559 are really underestimated, so to prove that I could do anything, and 401 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,319 prove that I could do anything, and I believed in myself along the way, 402 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,639 I believed in myself along the way, if I can do it, then you can do it. 403 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:59,000 if I can do it, then you can do it. APPLAUSE. 404 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,719 And you have a demonstration for us at the end of the show. What is 405 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,479 at the end of the show. What is going to happen? We want to show 406 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,279 going to happen? We want to show everybody that professional 407 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,959 everybody that professional wrestling is for everyone, so we 408 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,399 wrestling is for everyone, so we will have a demonstration, anyone 409 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:22,600 will have a demonstration, anyone can get involved. 410 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:39,959 Can I get involved? No, some people just don't have it. You think you 411 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:47,039 just don't have it. You think you can wrestle? I can beat the ship-mac 412 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:54,519 can wrestle? I can beat the ship-mac out of you. Let me give you a little 413 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,439 out of you. Let me give you a little demonstration. 414 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:03,039 demonstration. APPLAUSE. 415 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,439 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 416 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,279 as Outlook goes down, and we find out which one of us 417 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,359 will survive an apocalypse. 418 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,399 See you soon. 419 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:13,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 420 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,639 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 421 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,079 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 422 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:29,959 We're joined by Harriet Dyer and Josh Pugh. 423 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,079 Josh is not with us next week so we have been taking audition tapes 424 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,079 have been taking audition tapes including these ones that have come 425 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:43,239 including these ones that have come in from comedians. I have known Josh 426 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,239 in from comedians. I have known Josh Widdecombe for 15 years and I am an 427 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,479 Widdecombe for 15 years and I am an able-bodied man who loves hanging 428 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,759 able-bodied man who loves hanging out with my disabled friends. I have 429 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,039 out with my disabled friends. I have broken into the Television Centre 430 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,039 broken into the Television Centre and I will break into his dressing 431 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,279 and I will break into his dressing room to see if I can coax him onto 432 00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:01,919 room to see if I can coax him onto the show next week, let's find out. 433 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,159 the show next week, let's find out. Hello, I am Josh Widdecombe and I 434 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,919 Hello, I am Josh Widdecombe and I did not have much time to prepare 435 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,359 did not have much time to prepare this costume and I can't do 436 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,439 this costume and I can't do impressions. Hello, I am Josh 437 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,999 impressions. Hello, I am Josh Widdecombe. Being a dad is so hard! 438 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:19,719 Widdecombe. Being a dad is so hard! That I get the job?-- did I get the 439 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:25,159 That I get the job?-- did I get the job. Absolutely bang on! 440 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,519 Onto more news now, and as Microsoft products suffered a global shutdown, 441 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:32,479 Bradford Browny said, #isitok that Microsoft Copilot has 442 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,759 learned so much from humans that it has called in sick on a Friday? 443 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:41,879 APPLAUSE. 444 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,239 Outlook was down, Microsoft Teams was down, even the AI 445 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,079 assistant Claude was down. 446 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,199 Although I'm assuming Claude is French, so he might 447 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,959 just be on strike. 448 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,119 The outage lasted for 18 hours, and one of the reasons it took 449 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,919 so long to fix was that normally the people involved would just 450 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,759 jump on a Teams meeting. 451 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,639 All around the world, fax machines were heard 452 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:11,239 to say "well, well, well, look who's come crawling back." 453 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,159 My pager has been going off. 454 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,559 Was anyone here affected? 455 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:22,639 I didn't even know. I have been having a lovely peaceful day. Not 456 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,679 having a lovely peaceful day. Not all Microsoft products were down. 457 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,799 all Microsoft products were down. Paint was still up, I do my accounts 458 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,959 Paint was still up, I do my accounts in there. I spray paint them on. I 459 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,359 in there. I spray paint them on. I would like to think it took them 18 460 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,479 would like to think it took them 18 hours because that paperclip that 461 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:39,239 hours because that paperclip that gives us advice was not coming up. 462 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:45,759 gives us advice was not coming up. Give him his real name. Cliffy! 463 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,359 The biggest news out of the US this week has been 464 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:53,279 the Nvidia Spy Scandal. 465 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,439 The CEO of the giant tech company Jensen Huang 466 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,079 stood down yesterday after allegations he had 467 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,599 an affair with a Chinese spy. 468 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,919 The incident wiped over $400 billion from the company's value. 469 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:09,879 The first time I read it, did anyone else think it was Nivea? I was like, 470 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,119 else think it was Nivea? I was like, how much do we care about China 471 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,319 how much do we care about China having the secrets? I want to find 472 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,599 having the secrets? I want to find out what the pH level of Nivea is! 473 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,559 out what the pH level of Nivea is! Why is there so much money in 474 00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,479 Why is there so much money in moisturiser? How has this guy made 475 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,079 moisturiser? How has this guy made so much money? He has got good skin. 476 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,959 so much money? He has got good skin. I don't know how you secretly 477 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,279 I don't know how you secretly extract information from someone 478 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,039 extract information from someone while having an affair with them, I 479 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,439 while having an affair with them, I would love to meet your family, what 480 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,119 would love to meet your family, what is your mother's made a name? I love 481 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,599 is your mother's made a name? I love animals, do you love animals, what 482 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,959 animals, do you love animals, what is the name of your first pet? If 483 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,159 is the name of your first pet? If you work in tech and you are on a 484 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,439 you work in tech and you are on a date and they are taking an active 485 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,759 date and they are taking an active interest in your job, it means you 486 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,999 interest in your job, it means you are a spy. Nobody in real life is 487 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,719 are a spy. Nobody in real life is actually interested in people that 488 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,959 actually interested in people that work in tech. If she turns to you in 489 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,719 work in tech. If she turns to you in bed and goes, what is your favourite 490 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:07,039 bed and goes, what is your favourite 12 digit collection of letters and 491 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,319 12 digit collection of letters and numbers, including upper case and 492 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:13,439 numbers, including upper case and lower case? APPLAUSE. 493 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:19,239 Meanwhile, US politics was its usual shambles as President Donald Trump 494 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,119 announced he was offering the job of Press Secretary to the head 495 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,919 of the Ultimate Fighting Championship Dana White. 496 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,279 Trump later claimed it was a joke, but some people think he may have 497 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,199 been getting mixed up with this person. 498 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:37,959 Dana W White, who used to be the chief spokesperson for the Pentagon. 499 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:43,399 We need a replacement for Josh next week so we would see if an ultimate 500 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,759 week so we would see if an ultimate fighter could do the job, but one of 501 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:59,040 fighter could do the job, but one of our disabled wrestlers. APPLAUSE. 502 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:06,199 Noel, would you like to introduce a video on the style of Josh? Would 503 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,679 video on the style of Josh? Would you like to see a lovely clip of a 504 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,799 you like to see a lovely clip of a young wrestler who has found a 505 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,639 young wrestler who has found a unique method of taking on a pinata? 506 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:27,479 unique method of taking on a pinata? Perfect! Role VT. I think you got 507 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,679 Perfect! Role VT. I think you got the job, that was amazing. 508 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,839 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break as we find 509 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,959 out who's having a day off for the release of Grand Theft Auto, 510 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,360 and we unveil a special Friday The 13th Mystery Guest. 511 00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,639 APPLAUSE. 512 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,079 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 513 00:33:52,080 --> 00:34:00,599 We're joined by Harriet Dyer and Josh Pugh. 514 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:11,159 I am not going to be auditioning, I think he is irreplaceable. Do you 515 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,239 think he is irreplaceable. Do you know how hard it is to be the only 516 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,439 know how hard it is to be the only non-disabled presenter on this 517 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,959 non-disabled presenter on this presenting team? The goal you have 518 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:27,599 presenting team? The goal you have got to have-- gall. To see a show 519 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,199 got to have-- gall. To see a show that champions disabled talent and 520 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,439 that champions disabled talent and go to your agent and say, get me on 521 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,439 go to your agent and say, get me on that, I want to be a mainstay on 522 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,919 that, I want to be a mainstay on that. He does a great job. You guys 523 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,519 that. He does a great job. You guys can make the odd error here and 524 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,039 can make the odd error here and there. This guy has been on 525 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,199 there. This guy has been on eggshells for ten years. Whatever 526 00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:50,079 eggshells for ten years. Whatever comes a time, there is a disabled 527 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,759 comes a time, there is a disabled wrestling team-- whatever comes at 528 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,239 wrestling team-- whatever comes at him. He cannot be replaced, apart 529 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,159 him. He cannot be replaced, apart from next week when he won't be 530 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,319 from next week when he won't be here. 531 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,279 In massive gaming news, next Thursday sees the launch 532 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,879 of Grand Theft Auto 6, 13 years after the previous version 533 00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,119 of the game was released. 534 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,279 For non-gamers, this is the equivalent of Taylor Swift, 535 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,879 Harry Styles and Beyonce announcing a joint concert, with all four 536 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,959 of The Beatles supporting. 537 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,319 It's estimated that around 83,000 days off have been booked, 538 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,559 costing firms around £12 million. 539 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,679 Nearly 5% of the time off requests specifically mentioned 540 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:21,399 Grand Theft Auto as the reason. 541 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,599 And probably the same amount of divorces. 542 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:35,679 I love the fact that 5% of people just could not think of an excuse. 543 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:40,439 Josh Pugh, are you a gamer? 544 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:47,439 I had a day of years ago for the old GTA, got onto this mission where I 545 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,359 GTA, got onto this mission where I had to be a taxi driver and I kept 546 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,879 had to be a taxi driver and I kept failing the mission. So I basically 547 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,639 failing the mission. So I basically ended up working for eight hours as 548 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,559 ended up working for eight hours as a taxi driver. The game is amazingly 549 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:03,559 a taxi driver. The game is amazingly realistic. 550 00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,439 The new game also features a gym with membership, a nudist colony, 551 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:11,039 and a fully functional public transport network. 552 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,399 One developer rode every bus in the game to check 553 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,559 they're all on time. 554 00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,319 Andy Burnham is a developer on the game? 555 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,479 Imagine being that guy. 556 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:29,119 You are a developer on the game. And then they tell you you need to test 557 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:33,279 then they tell you you need to test something. The nudist colony? The 558 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,679 something. The nudist colony? The bus, I have to sit on a bus, OK. 559 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,599 Here's an incredibly realistic image from the game. 560 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,399 These are just background characters. Look at that. It could 561 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,519 characters. Look at that. It could be a TV show. It could also be 562 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,759 be a TV show. It could also be Saturday night in Australia. 563 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,599 Harriet, what's the best excuse you've used to get out of work? 564 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,399 Once I was wandering around because I had been to a rave and hurt my 565 00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:06,319 I had been to a rave and hurt my ankle. I was hobbling around, I got 566 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,919 ankle. I was hobbling around, I got my foot stuck in a 12 foot 567 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,439 my foot stuck in a 12 foot papier-mache donkey, and it was all 568 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:15,639 papier-mache donkey, and it was all swollen up, so my boss asked what 569 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,559 swollen up, so my boss asked what happened there, I said, I think I 570 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,399 happened there, I said, I think I have broken it in a barn dance, so 571 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,439 have broken it in a barn dance, so she took me to hospital, and they 572 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,919 she took me to hospital, and they tried to put me in a cast but I was 573 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,439 tried to put me in a cast but I was going raving that night, so I 574 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,039 going raving that night, so I escaped and then she said, why did 575 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,199 escaped and then she said, why did you let me take you to the hospitals 576 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,799 you let me take you to the hospitals you are just going to hobble away? 577 00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,999 you are just going to hobble away? And she was right. And that got you 578 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,839 And she was right. And that got you a day off work? I will be honest, I 579 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,519 a day off work? I will be honest, I stopped listening halfway through. 580 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,679 stopped listening halfway through. That's how I get them. 581 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,799 All right, it's time to bring on a Friday 582 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,959 the 13th Mystery Guest. 583 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,319 Harriet and Josh P have to work out why he's been in the news. 584 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,199 Can we have this week's mystery guest, please? 585 00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:04,599 APPLAUSE. 586 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,599 Josh, Alex, who is the mystery guest? 587 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:12,639 This is Shane who was in the news this week for an unfortunate reason, 588 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,239 this week for an unfortunate reason, but what was it? Dramatic lighting 589 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:18,599 but what was it? Dramatic lighting change, please. 590 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,679 Alex, the options, please? 591 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,879 This is Shane, but why was he in the news? 592 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,279 A - after losing a finger climbing over a fence, 593 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,599 he had it pickled and keeps it in a jar as a souvenir. 594 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,239 B - after losing a tooth in an accident at work, 595 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,079 he had it set in a ring which he used to propose 596 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,279 to his now wife. 597 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,639 C - after losing a nipple in a fishing mishap, 598 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,839 he keeps it in his freezer at home. 599 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:47,479 Please do not reveal your hands or nipples. Is that for all of us? I 600 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:52,959 nipples. Is that for all of us? I was referring that to you, yes. And 601 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:54,639 was referring that to you, yes. And one of those things has happened 602 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,919 one of those things has happened this week? He is in a white T-shirt, 603 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,679 this week? He is in a white T-shirt, so I think that rules out the 604 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,959 so I think that rules out the nipple. Any questions you want to 605 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,839 nipple. Any questions you want to ask? No? 606 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,799 We'll reveal the mystery guest after the break, 607 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,599 and we wrap up the show with a bout of Disability Wrestling. 608 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,999 See you soon. 609 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:14,920 APPLAUSE. 610 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,799 APPLAUSE. 611 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,239 Welcome back to The Last Leg. 612 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,159 We're joined by Harriet Dyer and Josh Pugh. 613 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,279 Before the break, we challenged our guests to work out how this person 614 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,479 was connected to the news. 615 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,559 Can we have the options again, please? 616 00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,959 This is Shane, but why was he in the news? 617 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,359 A - after losing a finger climbing over a fence, 618 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,559 he had it pickled and keeps it in a jar as a souvenir? 619 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,159 B - after losing a tooth in an accident at work, 620 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,959 he had it set in a ring which he used to propose 621 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,039 to his now wife? 622 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,399 C - after losing a nipple in a fishing mishap, 623 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,159 he keeps it in his freezer at home? 624 00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:06,079 What do you think? I think nipple. He is in good spirits, I would say. 625 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,399 He is in good spirits, I would say. You are going to go with nipple? I 626 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,439 You are going to go with nipple? I am happy to go with nipple. What do 627 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,959 am happy to go with nipple. What do you think the fishing mishap would 628 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:23,159 you think the fishing mishap would have been? A hook. Oh, fair enough. 629 00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:29,999 have been? A hook. Oh, fair enough. One nipple or two? 630 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,959 Mystery guest, can you reveal the correct answer, please, 631 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,439 and tell us why you have been in the news? 632 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:46,719 I keep my finger pickled in a jar. APPLAUSE. 633 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:51,519 APPLAUSE. I am going to be honest with you, 634 00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:56,559 I am going to be honest with you, Shane, that is minging. Where do you 635 00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:07,719 Shane, that is minging. Where do you keep it? I keep it in my man cave 636 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,239 keep it? I keep it in my man cave which is called The Nine Fingers 637 00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:16,799 which is called The Nine Fingers Inn. What else is in your man cave? 638 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:21,599 Inn. What else is in your man cave? A bar. Actually, can I have a look 639 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,639 A bar. Actually, can I have a look at that? Alex, you know how you have 640 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,439 at that? Alex, you know how you have been feeling ill? You know that 641 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:33,519 been feeling ill? You know that pickle juice out you this morning? 642 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:40,319 pickle juice out you this morning? Can I have a look? Yes. This is 643 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,719 Can I have a look? Yes. This is likely one of my mum has with my 644 00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:47,039 likely one of my mum has with my foot in it. 645 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,559 Thank you, Shane. 646 00:41:51,560 --> 00:42:01,680 APPLAUSE. 647 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,439 Josh has been pointing his finger at the last seven days. 648 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,639 Josh, what have you got for us? 649 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,520 Would you like to see a hilarious moment from America 650 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,719 Would you like to see a hilarious moment from America 651 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:26,720 where a poor woman has a run-in with a wheelie bin? 652 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,759 There is something for everyone tonight. 653 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,559 Would you like to see the unfortunate moment a bride 654 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:58,839 mistakes red wine for prosecco at the worst possible time? 655 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:09,840 Why is it red? 656 00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,679 Would you like to see some incredible footage of a very 657 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,039 British police chase? 658 00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:31,399 Stop. You are being silly. Stay where you are. You are being a 659 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:43,839 where you are. You are being a sausage. You are being a sausage! 660 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:49,279 We're about to end the show with a demonstration 661 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,639 of disability wrestling, but before we do, please thank our 662 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,119 guests Harriet Dyer and Josh Pugh. 663 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,159 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 664 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,039 And my co-hosts Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. 665 00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,799 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 666 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,439 Alex and I will be back next week 667 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,079 with comedians Nish Kumar and Luisa Omielan. 668 00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:11,239 But right now, it's time for this. 669 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:21,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 670 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:29,119 Welcome to the main event! Making 671 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,399 Making his way to the ring first, he is The Fight King, Cambo Cray! 672 00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:42,400 Fight King, Cambo Cray! 673 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:52,199 And his opponents, Kellio, Noel McFury, Sergeant Slam, 674 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,559 and the Tuned In Project Champion Siren, along with Josh 675 00:44:54,560 --> 00:45:04,560 "The Overthinker" Widdicombe. 676 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:27,360 let's hear it for the challenges! 677 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:54,239 You think you are some tough knuckles? Want to fight me? He give 678 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:57,039 knuckles? Want to fight me? He give him a chance. He is a Strictly 679 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,919 him a chance. He is a Strictly presenter! Everybody, I am sorry, 680 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:10,039 presenter! Everybody, I am sorry, Josh, I am sorry. I am not sorry! He 681 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,919 Josh, I am sorry. I am not sorry! He has taken out all four of the 682 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,519 has taken out all four of the challenges already and a sizing up 683 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:23,519 challenges already and a sizing up Widdecombe like a piece of meat. Oh, 684 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:30,119 Widdecombe like a piece of meat. Oh, my goodness! This is unbelievable! 685 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:36,199 my goodness! This is unbelievable! Siren getting fired up. Onto the 686 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:42,599 Siren getting fired up. Onto the head, holy moly. He is firing up 687 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,839 head, holy moly. He is firing up like a bull at the edge of the ring, 688 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:52,399 like a bull at the edge of the ring, he is ready and about to fire in. 689 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,959 he is ready and about to fire in. Widdecombe has gone for the chair, I 690 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,279 Widdecombe has gone for the chair, I have never seen him break a rule in 691 00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,519 have never seen him break a rule in his life, has he got the guts to go 692 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,279 his life, has he got the guts to go through with this, I don't think he 693 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:10,799 through with this, I don't think he has. Widdecombe for the pin, one, 694 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,119 has. Widdecombe for the pin, one, two, three, he is out of there. 695 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,239 Your winners... 696 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:19,679 ...Team Widdicombe! 697 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,879 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. 698 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,319 Thanks for watching The Last Leg. 699 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:29,039 My name's Adam Hills. 700 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,719 See you next week for the next Leg. 701 00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:35,520 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.