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This program me contains strong
language and adult humour
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APPLAUSE
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Lower your thermostat,
tighten your belts, and decide
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which kidney you wanna keep.
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It's Friday we're live and it's
time for The Last Leg.
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APPLAUSE
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Tonight on the show...
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We look back on a summer of madness.
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Check in on this week's
Autumn Statement.
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And look ahead to
a winter of football.
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Plus we'll be joined by football
legend Peter Crouch,
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actor Rose Ayling-Ellis,
and comedian Phil Wang,
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on the show that sometimes bites off
more than it can chew.
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APPLAUSE
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G'day, hello.
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I'm Adam Hills, welcome
to The Last Leg,
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the show that wants to ask
Twitter if it's OK.
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With me are the pride
of Dartmoor, josh Widdicombe.
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And the man who thought
an Autumn Statement was
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when you wear a bright orange scarf.
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Alex Brooker.
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A lot of things happened
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while we were off air,
but this is one of them.
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I
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don't
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kn ow
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if
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'Nu
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know...
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That's right, I got
a couple of letters.
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An M, a B, and an E.
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I thought it was going to
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be
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OAP.
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I thought it was going to be OAP.
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I thought it was going to be OAP.
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the
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quickest
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have
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GVGI'
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That is the quickest I have ever
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deflated.
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In
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80
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yea rs
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of
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life.
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Been deflated. In 80 years of life.
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impressed.
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Looks
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li ke
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Very impressed. Looks like you got
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ultimate
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blue
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badge.
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You
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can
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HOW
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the ultimate blue badge. You can now
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into
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the
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supermarket.
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Drive into the supermarket.
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v6"!
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Excited.
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big
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Genuinely very excited. It was a big
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at
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Windsor
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Castle.
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hoping
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day at Windsor Castle. I was hoping
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of
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Charles's
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first
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acts
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be
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one of Charles's first acts would be
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withdrawing it and I have been
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other
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the
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looking at other people who have the
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Gregg
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Wa lla ce.
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Mr
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Motivator.
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MBE. Gregg Wallace. Mr Motivator.
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Titch marsh
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Judge
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render.
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Alan Titchmarsh and judge render.
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also
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book
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celebrity
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Coach
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trip.
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They also book celebrity Coach trip.
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Princess
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Anna.
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It was Princess Anna. Do you know
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are
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getting?
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a
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who you are getting? They keep it a
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secret and then you find out on the
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throne
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day. Are they sat on a throne with
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turned
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round
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their back to you and turned round
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the
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Voice.
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love ly,
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here
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like the Voice. It was lovely, here
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if
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is me getting the award than that is
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afterwards.
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Me afterwards. We had a little chat.
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comedy.
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She chatted about comedy. How long
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have you been doing, they? Have you
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always been funny and is it
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difficult? But then she said, my
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show
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if
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favourite show is Would I Lie to
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Princess
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You. You don't expect the Princess
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Royal to be watching Would I Lie to
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with Alan Titchmarsh and Mr
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on and I said I haven't. Anyway,
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quick enough to say, my favourite
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Show is the Crown, have you been on?
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I was hoping I would get Meghan for
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photos inside any of the rooms but
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ready for you and they say, would
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you like a photo taken so I got this
photo
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taken
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of
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me
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and
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rrlY
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mum.
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£25.
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Photo taken of me and my mum. £25.
You
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know
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y0Ur
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mum
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will
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have
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a
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photo
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You know your mum will have a photo
with
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Vim
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for
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free.
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Like
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when
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Vim
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90
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with you for free. Like when you go
on
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a
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ride
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at
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Alton
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Towers.
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You
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on a ride at Alton Towers. You
weren't
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allowed
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y0Ur
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phones
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when
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the
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weren't allowed your phones when the
Queen
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was
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lying
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0|'!
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The
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state.
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Photos
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Queen was lying on the state. Photos
on
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the
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WHY
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out.
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I
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have
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90ne
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the
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on the way out. I have gone the
whole
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h09
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with
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key
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rings
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6P6
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made
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LIP
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whole hog with key rings are made up
and
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I
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90':
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something
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for
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'Nu
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guys
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3S
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and I got something for you guys as
well.
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Josh,
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for
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Yo u,
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a
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little
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well. josh, for you, a little
pillow.
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That
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I?
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Yours.
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I
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can
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sit
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0|'!
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Pillow. That is yours. I can sit on
your
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face.
401
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And
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Alex,
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I
404
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90':
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'Nu
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a
407
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your face. And Alex, I got you a
T-shirt,
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me
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on
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the
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front
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and
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on
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the
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T-shirt, me on the front and on the
back
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it
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said...
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I
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I know
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I
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am
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not
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EIS
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slim
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EIS
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I
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used
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to
429
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I know I am not as slim as I used to
be.
430
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I know I am not as slim as I used to
be. Can
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Vim
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sign
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this
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for
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me.
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Be. Can you sign this for me,
please?
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I1:
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I?
439
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Not
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just
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going
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to
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be
444
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please? It is not just going to be
the
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royal
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family
447
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making
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a
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bit
450
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of
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the royal family making a bit of
cash
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0|'!
453
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The
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side.
455
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Don't
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Put
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to
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Alex.
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Cash on the side. Don't put to Alex.
All
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n“!
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love,
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Rolf
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Harris.
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All my love, Rolf Harris.
APPLAUSE
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APPLAUSE
Do
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'Nu
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kn ow
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what,
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if
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I
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saw
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that
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on
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Do you know what, if I saw that on
eBay,
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and
476
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Adam
477
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Hills
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T-shirt
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signed
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eBay, and Adam Hills T-shirt signed
by
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a
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Rolf
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Harris,
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I
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would
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bu'!
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It.
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By a Rolf Harris, I would buy it.
The
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cushion
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I?
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Bigger
492
00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:51,535
than
493
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me!
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As always we will do our best
to answer your big questions this
495
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week, you can tweet them to us
@TheLastLeg and hashtag
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isitok.
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For example, is it ok that the TV
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show Neighbours is making a return,
and this time it
499
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will be with Amazon?
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Yes.
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Is it OK to think that's
really appropriate,
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cos normally your Amazon ends up
with your Neighbours?
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Yes again.
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I just realised
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that
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holding
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this
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I just realised that holding this
cushion
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I just realised that holding this
cushion like
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this,
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li ke
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I
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am
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trying
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cushion like this, like I am trying
to
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COVET
517
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an
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election.
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Really
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pleased
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to cover an election. Really pleased
Neighbours
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I?
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Back.
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I
525
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li ke
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the
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idea
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Neighbours is back. I like the idea
when
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Amazon
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bought
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Neighbours,
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a
533
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when Amazon bought Neighbours, a
little
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thing
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Popped
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UP
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saying
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Vim
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little thing popped up saying you
might
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also
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li ke
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home
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and
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away.
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Elon
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might also like home and away. Elon
Musk
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has
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ruined
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his
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career
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DY
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buying
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Musk has ruined his career by buying
Twitter,
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Jeff
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Bezos
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has
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HOW
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bought
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Twitter, Jeff Bezos has now bought
Neighbours.
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Next
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week
562
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Bill
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Gates
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Neighbours. Next week Bill Gates
will
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relaunch
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Woolworths.
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Do
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'Nu
569
00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,095
will relaunch Woolworths. Do you
think
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he
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if
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going
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to
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ruin
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think he is going to ruin
Neighbours?
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I bet there'll be
577
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a character called Alexa,
578
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and she'll be a real know-it-all.
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Let's get into the news
now, and jack said:
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#|s|tOk that you'll need a five hour
show to fit in everything that's
581
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happened since you've been gone.
582
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Yes, jack, a lot has happened
in the last six weeks.
583
00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,695
And since Liz Truss
completed her entire
584
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Prime Ministerial career in 44 days,
I'm gonna try to wrap up
585
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what happened in 44 seconds.
586
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Lads,
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can
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'Nu
589
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come
590
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OVGI'
591
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and
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give
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me
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Lads, can you come over and give me
a
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Lads, can you come over and give me
a hand.
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Now
597
00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:14,455
Vim
598
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are
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an
600
00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,135
MBE!
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Already
602
00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:17,855
a hand. Now you are an MBE! Already
getting
603
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servants.
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I
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think
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I
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have
608
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getting servants. I think I have
got...
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I
610
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am
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not
612
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the
613
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best
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person
615
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for
616
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got... I am not the best person for
holding
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UP
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cards
619
00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:28,655
but
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i1:
621
00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,135
I?
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What
623
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i1:
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holding up cards but it is what it
is.
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Start the clock.
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Kwasi Kwarteng was sacked
as Chancellor after delivering
627
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a budget that crashed the economy.
628
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Suella Braverman was forced
to resign as Home Secretary
629
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for breaches of security.
630
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Liz Truss resigned as Prime Minister
631
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after 44 days and was technically
outlasted by a lettuce.
632
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Boris Johnson flew back
633
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from a holiday in the Caribbean,
only to announce that he wouldn't be
634
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running for the leadership.
635
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Rishi Sunak became Prime Minister,
636
00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,015
despite having lost the leadership
election less than
637
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two months earlier.
638
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Suella Braverman was reinstated
639
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as Home Secretary after six days,
despite the aforementioned
640
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breaches of security.
641
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Sir Gavin Williamson resigned
from the cabinet over
642
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allegations of bullying,
making this the third Prime Minister
643
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under which he has had to resign.
644
00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,975
Jeremy Hunt replaced Kwasi Kwarteng
645
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as Chancellor and has now suggested
doing the exact opposite
646
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to everything Kwarteng suggested.
647
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And finally, Matt Hancock
lost the Tory whip for
648
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signing up to appear
on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out
649
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Of Here and has already eaten
a Camel Venus in the Australian
650
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jungle.
651
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You
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ma)!
653
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Be
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seated.
655
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Thank
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Wu,
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tell
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You may be seated. Thank you, tell
you
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You may be seated. Thank you, tell
you what,
660
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I
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can't
662
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have
663
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trapped
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eight
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you what, I can't have trapped eight
letters
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0|'!
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The
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fly.
669
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The state of English
politics is now so unstable,
670
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social workers have genuinely
stopped asking dementia patients
671
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who the current Prime Minister is.
672
00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,175
That
673
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I?
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Genuinely
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true.
676
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Lads,
what have you made of it all?
677
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Got to feel
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for
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Larry
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00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:00,255
the
681
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cat.
682
00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:03,695
He
683
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Got to feel for Larry the cat. He
has
684
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Got to feel for Larry the cat. He
has only
685
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:04,295
just
686
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bonded
687
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:04,895
with
688
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,135
Liz
689
00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,095
Truss.
690
00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:07,335
Has only just bonded with Liz Truss.
Honestly,
691
00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,015
I
692
00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:08,255
think
693
00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:08,655
he
694
00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:08,895
needs
695
00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,135
to
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00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:09,935
be
697
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,375
Put
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Honestly, I think he needs to be put
in
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00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:10,855
a
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00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,095
more
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00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:11,335
stable
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00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:11,575
home.
703
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:11,815
Must
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00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,135
feel
705
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:12,375
in a more stable home. Must feel
like
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00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:12,615
he
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I?
708
00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:13,295
Taking
709
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:13,815
if'
710
00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,055
stray
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00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:14,215
prime
712
00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,135
like he is taking in stray prime
ministers.
713
00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:16,775
The
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00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,015
WHY
715
00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:17,295
I
716
00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:17,815
look
717
00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:18,135
at
718
00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,375
it,
719
00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:18,535
i1:
720
00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:18,935
ministers. The way I look at it, it
was
721
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,135
weird
722
00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:20,375
because
723
00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:20,895
I
724
00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,135
thought
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00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:21,455
to
726
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:21,695
was weird because I thought to
myself,
727
00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:21,935
the
728
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18th
729
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of
730
00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:22,655
November
731
00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:22,895
SO
732
00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,215
that
733
00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:23,895
myself, the 18th of November so that
means
734
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,135
i1:
735
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I?
736
00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,295
On“!
737
00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:25,735
Four
738
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:25,975
chancellors
739
00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,295
to
740
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,535
means it is only four chancellors to
Christmas.
741
00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,455
There was a strange moment
on Remembrance Sunday
742
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,055
when Liz Truss lined up
with all the other former PMs
743
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,175
to pay their respects.
744
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,575
In years to come, people are gonna
think Remembrance Sunday
745
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,615
is when we all try to remember
who the lady on the left is.
746
00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:42,735
That
747
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,095
I?
748
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:43,615
Just
749
00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:43,895
before,
750
00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:44,135
there
751
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:44,495
was
752
00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:44,735
a
753
00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:44,975
That is just before, there was a
weird
754
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,095
That is just before, there was a
weird bit
755
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:45,455
where
756
00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:45,695
the'!
757
00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:45,815
{FY
758
00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,175
to
759
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:46,415
Pass
760
00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:46,735
an
761
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:46,975
weird bit where they try to pass an
ice
762
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,775
cube
763
00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,255
down
764
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:48,375
using
765
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:48,735
their
766
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,055
teeth.
767
00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,295
Ice cube down using their teeth.
That
768
00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:49,535
I?
769
00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:49,775
Ii ke
770
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:49,895
me
771
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,135
lining
772
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:50,495
UP
773
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:50,735
with
774
00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,055
the
775
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:51,295
That is like me lining up with the
England
776
00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:51,535
team
777
00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:51,775
0|'!
778
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,015
Monday
779
00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,135
because
780
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:52,495
I
781
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:52,815
did
782
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,935
England team on Monday because I did
14
783
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,175
minutes
784
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:55,415
at
785
00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:55,655
Soccer
786
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:55,895
aid.
787
00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,135
Just
788
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:56,455
the
789
00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:56,695
14 minutes at Soccer aid. just the
two
790
00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,175
references
791
00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,295
SO
792
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:00,535
far
793
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,575
air
794
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,215
What makes her 44 days more
astounding was that the UK
795
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,015
was in a period of mourning for ten
of those days.
796
00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:08,375
Just to give
797
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,615
Vim
798
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:08,855
some
799
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,095
perspective,
800
00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:09,335
just to give you some perspective,
44
801
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,215
just to give you some perspective,
44 clays.
802
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:12,815
She
803
00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:12,935
spent
804
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,415
less
805
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,455
time
806
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:14,615
EIS
807
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:14,895
44 clays. She spent less time as
Prime
808
00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,255
Minister
809
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:15,495
than
810
00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:15,735
Bubbles
811
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,135
spent
812
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:16,455
if'
813
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:16,575
Prime Minister than Bubbles spent in
the
814
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:16,935
Big
815
00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,175
Brother
816
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:17,295
house.
817
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:17,535
I
818
00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:17,815
haven't
819
00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,095
the Big Brother house. I haven't
checked
820
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:18,455
that
821
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:18,695
but
822
00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:18,935
I10
823
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,175
one
824
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:19,415
will
825
00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:19,735
check
826
00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,335
checked that but no one will check
it.
827
00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,975
The Chilean miners were
underground for longer
828
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,415
than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.
829
00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:26,655
What I was figuring
830
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:26,895
out
831
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,135
earlier.
832
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,655
What I was figuring out earlier.
They
833
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,695
What I was figuring out earlier.
They were
834
00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:29,815
talking
835
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,375
this
836
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:30,575
week
837
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,295
about
838
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:31,535
They were talking this week about
the
839
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:31,775
13
840
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,015
billion
841
00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:32,135
black
842
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:32,495
hole
843
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:32,735
if'
844
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,055
the
845
00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:33,295
the 13 billion black hole in the
economy
846
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:33,535
caused
847
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:33,775
DY
848
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,015
the
849
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:34,335
mar“!
850
00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:34,615
Budget
851
00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,295
SO
852
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:35,535
economy caused by the many budget so
that
853
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:35,775
was
854
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,015
under
855
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,055
Liz
856
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:37,295
Truss's
857
00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:37,695
ten
858
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,015
r!
859
00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:38,255
That was under Liz Truss's ten year,
so
860
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:38,375
if'
861
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,655
the
862
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:39,895
44
863
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,015
clays,
864
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,375
she
865
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:40,735
costs
866
00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,015
the
867
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:42,255
so in the 44 clays, she costs the
economy,
868
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:42,495
OI'
869
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:42,615
her
870
00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,495
prime
871
00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:46,815
minister ship,
872
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,215
economy, or her prime minister ship,
£681
873
00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:47,335
million
874
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:47,695
a
875
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,735
clay.
876
00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,455
That
877
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:52,575
I?
878
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,015
£28
879
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,135
£681 million a clay. That is £28
million
880
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:53,375
an
881
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:53,735
hour.
882
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:53,975
And
883
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,295
thankfully
884
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,615
for
885
00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:54,855
million an hour. And thankfully for
as
886
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,095
she
887
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,335
was
888
00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:55,575
asleep
889
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:55,815
for
890
00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:55,935
some
891
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,295
of
892
00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:02,215
them.
893
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,295
Andy said,
894
00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,455
#|s|tOk that there was
an Autumn Statement on Thursday
895
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,135
and nowhere in that statement did it
announce a general election?
896
00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,495
The Autumn Statement
was delivered yesterday
897
00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,975
by the Chancellor Insert Name Here.
898
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,335
It was the third major fiscal
statement made this year
899
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,095
by the fourth Chancellor.
900
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,735
Thank God we never voted for that
Coalition of Chaos, huh?
901
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,175
Jeremy Hunt said we need
to face down the storm,
902
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,015
without acknowledging that his Party
are the ones that created the storm.
903
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,135
It was kinda like Doctor
Frankenstein saying "We need
904
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,215
to face down this monster."
905
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:28,455
I1:
906
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,175
I?
907
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,415
Ii ke
908
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:29,655
the'!
909
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:29,775
Are
910
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,135
going,
911
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:30,375
who
912
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,535
has
913
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:31,775
It is like they are going, who has
taken
914
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,295
It is like they are going, who has
taken a
915
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:32,535
shit
916
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:32,775
if'
917
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,015
the
918
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,135
pants
919
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:33,375
I
920
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:33,815
am
921
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,695
taken a shit in the pants I am
wearing.
922
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,175
Wearing.
APPLAUSE
923
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:41,815
APPLAUSE
You
924
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,215
said
925
00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:42,655
that
926
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:42,975
if
927
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,215
if
928
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:43,455
'Nu
929
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:43,695
have
930
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,015
had
931
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,255
You said that is if you have had
that
932
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:49,055
situation.
933
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,535
Hunt also said he had
to make decisions of "Eye
934
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,615
watering difficulty".
935
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:53,855
My mum didn't even decide
936
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,215
the
937
00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:54,335
My mum didn't even decide the
decision
938
00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:54,695
My mum didn't even decide the
decision to
939
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:54,935
amputate
940
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,175
n“!
941
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:55,415
Foot
942
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:55,735
li ke
943
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,735
decision to amputate my foot like
that.
944
00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,095
That
945
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,535
I?
946
00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,255
Because
947
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:58,615
i1:
948
00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:58,855
was
949
00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:58,975
if'
950
00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,255
the
951
00:11:59,280 --> 00:11:59,655
that. That is because it was in the
Channel
952
00:11:59,680 --> 00:11:59,895
ll-
953
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,655
contract.
954
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,815
But again, these decisions
are being made after 12
955
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,015
years of Conservatives in power.
956
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,735
You can't expect sympathy
for eye-watering decisions
957
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,295
when you're the one
chopping the onions.
958
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,415
The takeaway from the Autumn
Statement is that we'll
959
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,775
all have to pay more tax,
but the middle class
960
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,095
will be hit the hardest.
961
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,935
The good news is that benefits
will rise in line with inflation,
962
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,695
the Energy Price cap will be
guaranteed, although it won't be
963
00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,455
as generous and there'll be
support for pensioners
964
00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,535
and people with disabilities.
965
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,935
However, it will bring
about the biggest fall in living
966
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,015
standards in 60 years
and the highest tax burden
967
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:36,135
since World War Two.
968
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,615
The Institute for Fiscal Studies
said the situation has been caused
969
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,775
by a series of economic own goals.
970
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,015
That
971
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:42,255
I?
972
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:42,455
A
973
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:42,855
kind
974
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,175
WHY
975
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:43,415
to
976
00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:43,655
Put
977
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:43,895
it.
978
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,135
You
979
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:44,375
That is a kind way to put it. You
couldn't
980
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:44,615
That is a kind way to put it. You
couldn't use
981
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:44,735
that
982
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,095
if'
983
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,695
an'!
984
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:46,935
Other
985
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,255
WHY
986
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:47,495
couldn't use that in any other way
of
987
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,015
life.
988
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:50,615
Imagine
989
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:50,855
if
990
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,695
Vim
991
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:52,935
soothe
992
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,055
0|'!
993
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,495
A
994
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,615
of life. Imagine if you soothe on a
credit
995
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,615
card
996
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:56,855
statement
997
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,095
and
998
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:57,215
y0Ur
999
00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:57,655
wife
1000
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:57,895
credit card statement and your wife
asked
1001
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,375
Vim
1002
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:58,935
if
1003
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,375
Vim
1004
00:12:59,400 --> 00:12:59,495
spend
1005
00:12:59,520 --> 00:12:59,855
£3000
1006
00:12:59,880 --> 00:12:59,975
0|'!
1007
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,415
Mr
1008
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:00,655
asked you if you spend £3000 on Mr
Frosty
1009
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:00,895
and
1010
00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,135
Vim
1011
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,375
said
1012
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:01,615
that
1013
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:01,855
was
1014
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,095
a
1015
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,735
bit
1016
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:02,975
Frosty and you said that was a bit
of
1017
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,095
an
1018
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:03,455
economic
1019
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:03,575
and
1020
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,095
9o_
1021
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:04,335
I1:
1022
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:04,455
I?
1023
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:04,815
Just
1024
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,135
a
1025
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:05,375
of an economic and go. It is just a
time
1026
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:05,655
when
1027
00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:05,895
everything
1028
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,495
I?
1029
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:06,615
going
1030
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:06,975
to
1031
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,295
be
1032
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:07,535
time when everything is going to be
tight.
1033
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,375
Every
1034
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,215
decision...
1035
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:09,695
I
1036
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,215
can't
1037
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:10,335
tight. Every decision... I can't
drive,
1038
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:10,695
I
1039
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:10,935
will
1040
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,175
9E1:
1041
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:11,415
the
1042
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:11,535
bus.
1043
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:11,895
I
1044
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,215
can
1045
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,015
drive, I will get the bus. I can
only
1046
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,255
heat
1047
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:13,495
n“!
1048
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:13,775
House
1049
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,015
when
1050
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:14,255
i1:
1051
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,495
I?
1052
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:14,815
Ream]
1053
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:14,935
Only heat my house when it is really
cold.
1054
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,655
If
1055
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:16,895
I
1056
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,135
9E1:
1057
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:17,295
an
1058
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:17,655
MBE,
1059
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:17,895
I
1060
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,135
will
1061
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,455
on“!
1062
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:18,575
Cold. if I get an MBE, I will only
be
1063
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:18,935
able
1064
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,055
to
1065
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,415
9E1:
1066
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,655
a
1067
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:19,775
small
1068
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,335
Photograph.
1069
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,575
Labour's Shadow Chancellor Rachel
Reeves said he's basically trying
1070
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,215
to fix the mess his own party has
got us into.
1071
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,135
Her exact words were,
"Every mortgage they raise,
1072
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,015
every cut they make,
every tax they hike,
1073
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,295
the Conservatives are costing you."
1074
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,215
Ironically it's also gonna be
a tantric recession,
1075
00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,255
cos it'll go on for ages
and at the end of it
1076
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,095
we'll all be fucked.
1077
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,775
Our poll tonight is what song
would you use to describe
1078
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,735
the Autumn Statement?
1079
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,655
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use
1080
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:53,695
the hashtag...BudgetSongs.
1081
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:53,935
No
1082
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,095
money,
1083
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,455
more
1084
00:13:54,480 --> 00:14:01,935
problems.
1085
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,375
The
1086
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:02,615
current
1087
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:02,975
No money, more problems. The current
fiscal
1088
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,575
No money, more problems. The current
fiscal situation
1089
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:03,815
has
1090
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:03,975
a
1091
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,255
detrimental
1092
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:04,655
fiscal situation has a detrimental
effect
1093
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:04,895
on
1094
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,135
those
1095
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:05,375
on
1096
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,375
the
1097
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:07,695
lowest
1098
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,055
effect on those on the lowest
economic
1099
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,575
scale
1100
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:08,815
[TIGERS
1101
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,095
that
1102
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:09,495
they
1103
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:09,815
will
1104
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,055
economic scale means that they will
all
1105
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,295
end
1106
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:17,095
LIP
1107
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:17,215
sleeping
1108
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:17,575
if'
1109
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:17,815
a
1110
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,815
pa rklife.
1111
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,215
All end up sleeping in a park life.
You
1112
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:20,455
have
1113
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:20,695
ruined
1114
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:20,935
the
1115
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,055
week
1116
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:23,295
when
1117
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:23,455
Blair
1118
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:23,855
You have ruined the week when Blair
came
1119
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:29,255
back!
1120
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,495
All right, enough politics,
let's welcome tonight's guests.
1121
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,495
Excuse me, excuse me.
1122
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:41,175
Oh, hi.
1123
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:41,415
It
1124
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:41,655
if
1125
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:41,895
OUT
1126
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,135
Liz
1127
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:42,255
Truss
1128
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:46,575
impersonator.
1129
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,655
Liz Truss here.
1130
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,015
Just wondering if you need me
for this week's show.
1131
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,055
Oh.
1132
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,495
Um, no I think we're good.
1133
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,535
You sure?
1134
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,735
You don't need a song?
1135
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,215
I can wear a funny hat!
1136
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,855
I'm sorry, it's just that you're not
Prime Minister any more.
1137
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,015
So that's it, is it?
1138
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,735
You just don't need me any more?
1139
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,135
I was on every episode last series.
1140
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:03,495
What
1141
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:03,735
we're
1142
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:03,975
doing,
1143
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,415
Adam?
1144
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:06,655
I'm
1145
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:06,775
rea lly
1146
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,255
What we're doing, Adam? I'm really
sorry.
1147
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:07,695
What we're doing, Adam? I'm really
sorry. Someone
1148
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:07,935
should
1149
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,255
have
1150
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:08,495
told
1151
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,455
Y0u_
1152
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:11,695
sorry. Someone should have told you.
This
1153
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:11,815
I?
1154
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,175
RnY
1155
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:12,415
career.
1156
00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:12,535
This
1157
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:12,895
I?
1158
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,215
El
1159
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,855
This is my career. This is a
disgrace.
1160
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,175
I took out a fucking
mortgage based on this show.
1161
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,895
I turned down six weeks of panto.
1162
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,815
I could have been
Widow Twankie in Hull!
1163
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,975
Security!
1164
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,375
I'm sorry, we just don't
1165
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,615
need
1166
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:25,855
Y0u_
1167
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,095
I'm sorry, we just don't need you.
You
1168
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,335
I'm sorry, we just don't need you.
You said
1169
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:26,575
this
1170
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:26,815
WES
1171
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:26,935
rnY
1172
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,295
big
1173
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,695
break!
1174
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,255
I
1175
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:30,495
You said this was my big break! I
thought
1176
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:30,735
it
1177
00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:30,975
was
1178
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,215
going
1179
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:31,335
to
1180
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:31,695
last
1181
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,015
for
1182
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,695
thought it was going to last for
longer!
1183
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:34,935
You've
1184
00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,175
said
1185
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:35,415
that
1186
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:35,735
before.
1187
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:40,535
longer! You've said that before.
LAUGHTER
1188
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,015
LAUGHTER
Sorry.
1189
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:45,375
I
1190
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:45,615
mean,
1191
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:45,855
to
1192
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,095
be
1193
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,335
fair,
1194
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:46,575
she
1195
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:46,895
Put
1196
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,135
Sorry. I mean, to be fair, she put
UP
1197
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:47,375
more
1198
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:47,615
of
1199
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:47,855
a
1200
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,095
fight
1201
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:48,335
than
1202
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:48,575
the
1203
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:48,895
actual
1204
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,135
up more of a fight than the actual
Liz
1205
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,855
Truss.
1206
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,335
All right, let's welcome
tonight's guests.
1207
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,175
A footballer, an actor
and a comedian walk into a TV Show.
1208
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:06,200
Please welcome Peter Crouch,
Rose Ayling-Ellis and Phil Wang.
1209
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:14,655
It's
1210
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,015
not
1211
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,295
often
1212
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:15,655
I
1213
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:15,935
s8'!
1214
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,375
This
1215
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:16,615
to
1216
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:16,855
a
1217
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,095
It's not often I say this to a
guest.
1218
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:17,615
It's not often I say this to a
guest. I'm
1219
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,015
SOITY,
1220
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:18,375
WE
1221
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:18,615
had
1222
00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:18,855
to
1223
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,175
clear
1224
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,415
guest. I'm sorry, we had to clear
the
1225
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:19,535
letters
1226
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,095
out.
1227
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,215
Peter, you have quite an unusual
connection to The Last Leg?
1228
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,135
You are
1229
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,375
aware
1230
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:25,615
of
1231
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:25,855
what
1232
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,095
WE
1233
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:26,655
do?
1234
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:26,935
I
1235
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,295
am
1236
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,535
a
1237
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:27,775
You are aware of what we do? I am a
fan.
1238
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:27,895
You are aware of what we do? I am a
fan. I
1239
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,255
had
1240
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:28,655
a
1241
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,015
ritual
1242
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:29,335
when
1243
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:29,575
I
1244
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,335
was
1245
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,015
fan. I had a ritual when I was
playing
1246
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:31,255
football
1247
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:31,495
if'
1248
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:31,855
the
1249
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,095
away
1250
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:32,415
games.
1251
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:32,655
Playing football in the away games.
I
1252
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:32,895
would
1253
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,015
watch
1254
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,655
this
1255
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:33,895
show
1256
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,855
and
1257
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,095
then
1258
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,415
if
1259
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:36,655
I would watch this show and then if
we
1260
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:36,895
Played
1261
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,695
Man
1262
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:38,935
United
1263
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,655
the
1264
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:39,895
next
1265
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,215
daY
1266
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:40,455
we played Man United the next clay
and
1267
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,695
I
1268
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,175
would
1269
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,615
90
1270
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:41,855
straight
1271
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,135
to
1272
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:42,455
sleep
1273
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:42,695
and I would go straight to sleep
afterwards.
1274
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:42,935
It
1275
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,455
if
1276
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:43,695
a
1277
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,055
900d
1278
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,175
thing
1279
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:44,535
it
1280
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:44,855
if
1281
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,095
afterwards. It is a good thing it is
on
1282
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,175
late.
1283
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:48,415
What
1284
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:48,655
I
1285
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:48,775
take
1286
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,375
I?
1287
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:49,575
We
1288
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:49,975
90':
1289
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,295
Vim
1290
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:50,535
on late. What I take is we got you
off
1291
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:50,775
to
1292
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,655
sleep.
1293
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:51,895
I
1294
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,135
genuinely
1295
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:52,455
enjoy
1296
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,015
i1:
1297
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,255
off to sleep. I genuinely enjoy it
and
1298
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:53,695
I
1299
00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:53,815
watched
1300
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,535
i1:
1301
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:54,895
before
1302
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,135
big
1303
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:55,615
games.
1304
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:55,855
And I watched it before big games.
What
1305
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,095
a
1306
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:56,335
strange
1307
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:56,615
nofion
1308
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:56,735
that
1309
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,095
'Nu
1310
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,415
would
1311
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:57,655
What a strange notion that you would
watch
1312
00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,255
3S
1313
00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:58,655
before
1314
00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:58,895
a
1315
00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,135
big
1316
00:16:59,160 --> 00:16:59,375
game.
1317
00:16:59,400 --> 00:16:59,615
Did
1318
00:16:59,640 --> 00:16:59,935
it
1319
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,175
watch as before a big game. Did it
help?
1320
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,255
I1:
1321
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:01,495
didn't
1322
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:01,735
not
1323
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,415
help.
1324
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:06,695
Would
1325
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,135
have
1326
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:07,375
help? It didn't not help. Would have
you
1327
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:07,615
made
1328
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:07,855
at
1329
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,175
the
1330
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:08,415
last
1331
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:08,655
few
1332
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:08,895
weeks
1333
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,215
if'
1334
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,455
you made at the last few weeks in
politics?
1335
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:09,735
You're
1336
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,055
asking
1337
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:11,375
a
1338
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:15,215
politics? You're asking a
footballer!
1339
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:15,455
Phil,
1340
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:15,695
what
1341
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:15,935
about
1342
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,175
'Nu?
1343
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:16,495
I1:
1344
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,735
footballer! Phil, what about you? It
has
1345
00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:16,855
been
1346
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,215
p retty
1347
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,815
good.
1348
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:18,935
Just
1349
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,055
kidding.
1350
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:22,295
Has been pretty good. just kidding.
The
1351
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:22,535
Liz
1352
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,175
Truss
1353
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,415
premiership,
1354
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:23,735
the
1355
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,055
most
1356
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,495
The Liz Truss premiership, the most
disastrous
1357
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:24,815
premiership
1358
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,135
we
1359
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:25,375
have
1360
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:25,695
had
1361
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,175
disastrous premiership we have had
in
1362
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,455
recent
1363
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:26,695
memory
1364
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:26,935
and
1365
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,175
that
1366
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,495
includes
1367
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:27,735
in recent memory and that includes
Boris
1368
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,375
Johnson.
1369
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:30,695
Absolutely
1370
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,215
Boris Johnson. Absolutely
disastrous.
1371
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,015
She
1372
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:32,255
ruined
1373
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:32,735
the
1374
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:32,895
economy,
1375
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,415
disastrous. She ruined the economy,
she
1376
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:33,655
destroyed
1377
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:33,895
the
1378
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,255
country.
1379
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,655
That
1380
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,055
she destroyed the country. That
serves
1381
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:35,295
US
1382
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:35,415
right.
1383
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:35,775
That's
1384
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:35,895
what
1385
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,175
happens
1386
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:36,575
serves us right. That's what happens
when
1387
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:36,815
'Nu
1388
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,215
Pick
1389
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,055
someone
1390
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:38,455
to
1391
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:38,695
be
1392
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,015
Prime
1393
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:39,255
when you pick someone to be Prime
Minister
1394
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:39,495
jUst
1395
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:39,735
because
1396
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:39,975
they're
1397
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,015
fit.
1398
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,735
Minister just because they're fit.
LAUGHTER
1399
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,215
LAUGHTER
What
1400
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:47,455
did
1401
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,575
'Nu
1402
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:48,935
think
1403
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,415
WES
1404
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:49,655
going
1405
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:49,975
to
1406
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,415
What did you think was going to
happen?
1407
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:50,775
Oh,
1408
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,015
she
1409
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,255
I?
1410
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:51,495
Hot,
1411
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:51,735
let's
1412
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:51,895
PUt
1413
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,295
happen? Oh, she is hot, let's put
her
1414
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:52,415
if'
1415
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,735
charge.
1416
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:55,975
Oh,
1417
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,095
'Nu
1418
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,455
think
1419
00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,935
because
1420
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,495
her in charge. Oh, you think because
she
1421
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:01,735
I?
1422
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:01,975
El
1423
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,215
buff
1424
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:02,455
tiflg
1425
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:02,975
she
1426
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,375
will
1427
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:03,615
be
1428
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:03,935
900d
1429
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,055
she is a buff ting she will be good
in
1430
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:04,415
Parliament?
1431
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:04,535
You
1432
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:04,895
think
1433
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,135
because
1434
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:05,295
she
1435
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:05,695
in Parliament? You think because she
is
1436
00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:05,815
El
1437
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,175
ten
1438
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:06,415
she
1439
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:06,655
will
1440
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,295
be
1441
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:07,615
able
1442
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,015
to
1443
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,335
TUFI
1444
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:08,575
is a ten she will be able to run
number
1445
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:08,815
ten?
1446
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,055
We
1447
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:09,295
learn
1448
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,015
nothing.
1449
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:11,655
Have
1450
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,015
number ten? We learn nothing. Have
unique
1451
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:12,255
SGHSG
1452
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:12,495
of
1453
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:12,735
anything
1454
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:12,975
that
1455
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,295
has
1456
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:13,535
unique sense of anything that has
gone
1457
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:13,775
on
1458
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,015
if'
1459
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:14,255
the
1460
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,655
couple
1461
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:15,775
of
1462
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,455
months?
1463
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:20,775
The
1464
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:20,895
gone on in the couple of months? The
strangest
1465
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,855
thing
1466
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,095
I?
1467
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:24,215
That
1468
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:24,575
ToflY
1469
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:24,895
Adams
1470
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,895
strangest thing is that Tony Adams
lasted
1471
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,295
longer
1472
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,255
than
1473
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,495
the
1474
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,015
Prime
1475
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,135
lasted longer than the Prime
Minister,
1476
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:29,495
SO
1477
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:29,615
well
1478
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:29,975
clone.
1479
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,375
We
1480
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:30,615
have
1481
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:30,935
not
1482
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,215
Minister, so well clone. We have not
even
1483
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:31,455
mention
1484
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:31,695
a
1485
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,215
certain
1486
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:32,935
MP'S
1487
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:33,175
even mention a certain MP's
appearance
1488
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:33,415
on
1489
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:33,655
a
1490
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:33,895
certain
1491
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:34,215
reality
1492
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:42,240
appearance on a certain reality
show.
1493
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,095
One thing we haven't mentioned yet
is a certain MP's appearance
1494
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,295
on a certain reality show.
1495
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,455
Daddy Pig said...
1496
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,415
Daddy Pig?
1497
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,335
Nice to get a tweet
from David Cameron.
1498
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,175
#|s|tOk That Matt Hancock was stung
by a scorpion while doing I'm
1499
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,255
a Celebrity?
1500
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,415
He's doing OK but the scorpion
is having counseling.
1501
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,095
The Former Health Secretary
and Cupboard Fondler
1502
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,975
is currently a contestant
on I'm A Celebrity
1503
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,215
Get Me Out Of Here.
1504
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,135
Hancock is apparently earning
£400,000 for the gig,
1505
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,775
which he said he is doing to raise
awareness for Dyslexia.
1506
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:12,975
However, he hasn't mentioned
dyslexia once while in camp,
1507
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,815
nor is he donating his appearance
fee to any dyslexia charity yet.
1508
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,055
How do we feel about
Matt Hancock in the jungle?
1509
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,975
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it?
1510
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,375
Yes.
1511
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:18,615
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes.
I
1512
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,215
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes.
I don't
1513
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:19,655
know
1514
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,295
if
1515
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:20,775
Vim
1516
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,015
SO
1517
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:21,255
the
1518
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:21,575
first
1519
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,175
I don't know if you so the first
trial.
1520
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,015
He
1521
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,375
had
1522
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:23,615
to
1523
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:23,855
eat
1524
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,175
about.
1525
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:24,495
I1:
1526
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,735
trial. He had to eat about. It
almost
1527
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:24,975
started
1528
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,215
all
1529
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:25,455
OVGF
1530
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,935
again.
1531
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,255
Rose,
1532
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:27,495
almost started all over again. Rose,
have
1533
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:27,615
'Nu
1534
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,175
been
1535
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:30,895
watching?
1536
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,135
I
1537
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,135
don't
1538
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:32,535
have you been watching? I don't
watch
1539
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:32,775
i1:
1540
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,055
but
1541
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,295
I
1542
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,015
do
1543
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,255
think
1544
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,255
him
1545
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:37,375
going
1546
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:37,815
0|'!
1547
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,295
Watch it but I do think him going on
that
1548
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,655
show,
1549
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,855
what
1550
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,095
I?
1551
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:41,215
He
1552
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:41,575
thinking?
1553
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,375
Why?
1554
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:42,615
That show, what is he thinking? Why?
Does
1555
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:42,855
he
1556
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,095
want
1557
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,335
to
1558
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:43,695
be
1559
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:43,935
famous
1560
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,255
OI'
1561
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:44,495
does
1562
00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:44,815
he
1563
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,095
Does he want to be famous or does he
actually
1564
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:45,335
want
1565
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:45,575
to
1566
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:45,815
do
1567
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,055
a
1568
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,295
Proper
1569
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,935
Job?
1570
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,615
I
1571
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:49,735
actually want to do a proper job? I
think
1572
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,295
we
1573
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:50,535
all
1574
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,335
the
1575
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:51,575
answer
1576
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:51,695
to
1577
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,135
that.
1578
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:52,375
Think we all the answer to that.
Peter,
1579
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:52,615
would
1580
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:52,895
'Nu
1581
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,055
90
1582
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:53,415
on
1583
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:53,655
a
1584
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:53,895
show
1585
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,215
li ke
1586
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:54,615
Peter, would you go on a show like
that?
1587
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:54,855
I
1588
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,095
am
1589
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:55,215
not
1590
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:55,575
against
1591
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:55,815
it.
1592
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,055
I
1593
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:56,375
love
1594
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:56,655
that? I am not against it. I love
the
1595
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,735
show,
1596
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:57,975
to
1597
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,335
be
1598
00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:58,455
honest.
1599
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,695
I
1600
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:58,935
am
1601
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,375
not
1602
00:19:59,400 --> 00:19:59,615
the show, to be honest. I am not
sure
1603
00:19:59,640 --> 00:19:59,855
i1:
1604
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,335
I?
1605
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:00,455
900d
1606
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:00,695
if'
1607
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,055
there.
1608
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,295
If
1609
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:01,535
I
1610
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:01,855
had
1611
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,095
sure it is good in there. if I had
lost
1612
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:02,335
someone
1613
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:02,575
dufing
1614
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:02,815
the
1615
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,255
pandemic
1616
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:03,695
and
1617
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:03,935
lost someone during the pandemic and
I
1618
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:04,175
saw
1619
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,415
that,
1620
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:11,615
hit
1621
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:11,855
making
1622
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:11,975
a
1623
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,335
tiP
1624
00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:12,655
of
1625
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:12,895
I saw that, hit making a tip of
himself
1626
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,135
0|'!
1627
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:13,375
live
1628
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:13,615
telly,
1629
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:13,855
I
1630
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,095
don't
1631
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,415
know
1632
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:14,655
himself on live telly, I don't know
what
1633
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,055
I
1634
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,575
would
1635
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:15,815
think
1636
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,055
about
1637
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:16,295
that.
1638
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,895
Phil?
1639
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,695
What I would think about that. Phil?
Oh...
1640
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,055
I
1641
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,295
will
1642
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:21,655
HGVGI'
1643
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,015
forgive
1644
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:22,335
Matt
1645
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:22,575
Oh... I will never forgive Matt
Hancock
1646
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:22,815
for
1647
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,055
making
1648
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:30,695
me
1649
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:30,935
download
1650
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,375
the
1651
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:31,615
Hancock for making me download the
ITV
1652
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,335
Player.
1653
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:32,575
The
1654
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,375
ad
1655
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:33,615
breaks
1656
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:33,935
are
1657
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,335
ITV player. The ad breaks are
interminable.
1658
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:34,575
He
1659
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,095
has
1660
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:35,335
HGVGI'
1661
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:35,655
mentioned
1662
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:35,895
interminable. He has never mentioned
dyslexia.
1663
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,135
He
1664
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:36,375
should
1665
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:36,615
have
1666
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:36,855
said
1667
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,695
that
1668
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:38,935
dyslexia. He should have said that
he
1669
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,055
was
1670
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,455
raising
1671
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:39,695
HWHTEHESS
1672
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,095
for
1673
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:40,335
he was raising awareness for
forgetfulness,
1674
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:40,575
and
1675
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:40,815
then
1676
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,055
when
1677
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,375
Pe0ple
1678
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:41,615
forgetfulness, and then when people
said
1679
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:41,735
he
1680
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,095
had
1681
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:42,335
not
1682
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:42,575
mentioned
1683
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:42,695
it,
1684
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,135
he
1685
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:43,255
said he had not mentioned it, he
could
1686
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,615
have
1687
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:43,895
said
1688
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,215
i1:
1689
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:44,455
was
1690
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:44,695
SO
1691
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,095
serious.
1692
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,335
Could have said it was so serious.
He
1693
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:46,575
has
1694
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:46,815
dyslexia
1695
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,295
himself.
1696
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:47,535
He has dyslexia himself.
Technically,
1697
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:47,655
he
1698
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,015
I?
1699
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,255
Allowed
1700
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:48,495
to
1701
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:48,855
do
1702
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,175
the
1703
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:49,415
Technically, he is allowed to do the
Bush
1704
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:49,655
tucker
1705
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:49,895
trials
1706
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,015
with
1707
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,255
a
1708
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,015
mp“??-
1709
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,295
He
1710
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,695
Bush tucker trials with a laptop. He
has
1711
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:52,815
i1:
1712
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,055
quite
1713
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,215
bad.
1714
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:55,455
He
1715
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,015
mixes
1716
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:56,335
words
1717
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:56,655
UP
1718
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:56,895
has it quite bad. He mixes words up
a
1719
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,135
lot.
1720
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:57,375
For
1721
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,135
examyfle,
1722
00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:58,495
wife
1723
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,095
and
1724
00:20:59,120 --> 00:20:59,215
a lot. For example, wife and
personal
1725
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,055
assistant.
1726
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,495
Personal assistant.
LAUGHTER
1727
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,175
LAUGHTER
1728
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,215
right.
1729
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:07,455
Maybe
1730
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:07,855
he
1731
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,335
misheard
1732
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:08,575
her
1733
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:08,975
and
1734
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,215
, right. Maybe he misheard her and
thought
1735
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:09,455
she
1736
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,375
said
1737
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:10,895
meets
1738
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,895
me
1739
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,135
if'
1740
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,295
rrlY
1741
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:12,815
thought she said meets me in my
orifice.
1742
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:12,935
Yes,
1743
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,415
I
1744
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:13,815
actually
1745
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,055
made
1746
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,375
it
1747
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:14,615
orifice. Yes, I actually made it
worse,
1748
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:14,855
how
1749
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,095
about
1750
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:23,120
that?
1751
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,535
Hancock said this week that
Liz Truss's career is over,
1752
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,375
which is pretty rich coming
from a guy eating a witchetty grub
1753
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,455
in a Queensland Rainforest.
1754
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,575
Matt Hancock keeps defending himself
for the office affair,
1755
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,055
saying "I just fell in love".
1756
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,455
But that's not the reason
people are pissy with him.
1757
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,335
It's the whole bungling-Covid-thing
that people don't like.
1758
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,255
Put it this way.
1759
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,095
Boy George went to prison
for handcuffing someone
1760
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,735
to a wall and beating him
with a metal chain -
1761
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,415
and even he thinks
Matt Hancock's dodgy.
1762
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,575
Some protesters flew a 'SS-metre
banner over the jungle,
1763
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,655
which they captured
in this striking image.
1764
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,375
Th6Y
1765
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:01,615
should
1766
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,455
have
1767
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,215
written
1768
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,575
hello,
1769
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:04,815
i1:
1770
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,055
They should have written hello, it
is
1771
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,295
They should have written hello, it
is Gina
1772
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:05,535
here.
1773
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:05,855
I
1774
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,095
think
1775
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:06,935
we
1776
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,055
should
1777
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,495
see
1778
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:07,615
is Gina here. I think we should see
other
1779
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,055
Pe0ple.
1780
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,295
The
1781
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:08,535
thing
1782
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:08,775
about
1783
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,015
i1:
1784
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:09,335
I?
1785
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:09,455
Other people. The thing about it is
all
1786
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:09,815
of
1787
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:09,935
that
1788
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,295
stuff
1789
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:10,535
that
1790
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:10,855
happened
1791
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,095
all of that stuff that happened
under
1792
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:11,335
his
1793
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:11,575
watch
1794
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:11,815
and
1795
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,055
at
1796
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,295
the
1797
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:12,535
start
1798
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:12,855
he
1799
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,095
under his watch and at the start he
was
1800
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:13,335
getting
1801
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:13,575
voted
1802
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:13,815
if'
1803
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,055
to
1804
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,295
do
1805
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:14,615
the
1806
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:14,855
was getting voted in to do the
trials,
1807
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:14,975
that
1808
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,335
I?
1809
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:15,575
Not
1810
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:15,695
EVE“
1811
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,135
happening
1812
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,375
trials, that is not even happening
any
1813
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:16,615
more,
1814
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:16,855
which
1815
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,095
means
1816
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,335
ma'!
1817
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:17,575
Be
1818
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:17,815
some
1819
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,135
of
1820
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,375
any more, which means may be some of
the
1821
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:18,615
pubfic
1822
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:18,855
are
1823
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,095
actually
1824
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,335
starting
1825
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:19,655
to
1826
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:19,895
the public are actually starting to
almost
1827
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,135
side
1828
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:20,375
with
1829
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:20,495
him,
1830
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:20,855
and
1831
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,095
i1:
1832
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,415
I?
1833
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:21,655
Almost side with him, and it is
almost
1834
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:21,895
li ke
1835
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:22,135
i1:
1836
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,255
doesn't
1837
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,495
matter
1838
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:22,935
what
1839
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,175
almost like it doesn't matter what
you
1840
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:23,415
have
1841
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:23,535
clone,
1842
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:23,775
Vim
1843
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,335
can
1844
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:24,575
90
1845
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:24,815
0|'!
1846
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,135
A
1847
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:25,375
you have clone, you can go on a
reality
1848
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:25,615
show
1849
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:25,855
and
1850
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,095
that
1851
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:26,335
will
1852
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:26,575
kind
1853
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:26,895
of
1854
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,135
reality show and that will kind of
sway
1855
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:27,535
opinion
1856
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:27,775
if'
1857
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,335
y0Ur
1858
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:28,575
favour.
1859
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:28,815
I
1860
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,135
just
1861
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,695
sway opinion in your favour. I just
keep
1862
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,055
thinking,
1863
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,295
Vladimir
1864
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:31,535
Putin
1865
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,375
has
1866
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:32,615
keep thinking, Vladimir Putin has
just
1867
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:32,855
90':
1868
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,095
to
1869
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:33,335
be
1870
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:33,575
sitting
1871
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,055
there
1872
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,855
just got to be sitting there
thinking,
1873
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:34,975
if
1874
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:35,455
I
1875
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:35,815
90
1876
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,055
0|'!
1877
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,455
The
1878
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,975
next
1879
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,055
series
1880
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,295
thinking, if I go on the next series
of
1881
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,535
the
1882
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:39,775
Masked
1883
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,015
Singer,
1884
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,255
I
1885
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:40,495
can
1886
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:40,655
turn
1887
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,055
of the Masked Singer, I can turn
this
1888
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:47,935
around.
1889
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,895
If
1890
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,135
someone
1891
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:49,375
if'
1892
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,695
Russia
1893
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:49,935
this around. If someone in Russia
isn't
1894
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,295
making
1895
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,495
Dancing
1896
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:52,735
with
1897
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,495
the
1898
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,095
isn't making Dancing with the
Czars...
1899
00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,335
I feel for Hancock's constituents.
1900
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,975
Cos we're in the middle
of a cost of living crisis,
1901
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,895
we've just faced an eye-watering
Autumn Statement -
1902
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,255
and he's off earning 400K
for eating a kangaroo's penis.
1903
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:13,935
So I'm stepping up.
1904
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,055
I've done a bit of research and it
turns out my ancestors came
1905
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,175
from a town called Mildenhall,
which is in Matt
1906
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,735
H a n cock's constituency.
1907
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,855
So I'm gonna take over from Matt
Hancock while he's in the jungle.
1908
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,775
Australia gets him,
West Suffolk gets an Aussie.
1909
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,815
In fact, here's my
pitch for Mildenhall.
1910
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,055
I
1911
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,295
am
1912
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:31,655
genuinely
1913
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:31,975
going
1914
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,215
to
1915
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:32,455
do
1916
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:32,695
this.
1917
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:32,935
I
1918
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,175
I am genuinely going to do this. I
am
1919
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:33,415
I am genuinely going to do this. I
am going
1920
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,655
there
1921
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:33,895
and
1922
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,135
I
1923
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,375
am
1924
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:34,615
going
1925
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:34,855
to
1926
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,015
set
1927
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,295
am going there and I am going to set
UP
1928
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:35,655
a
1929
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:35,895
desk
1930
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,135
and
1931
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:36,375
if
1932
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:36,615
an'!
1933
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:36,855
Of
1934
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,095
the
1935
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:37,415
loca ls
1936
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:37,535
up a desk and if any of the locals
want
1937
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:37,895
to
1938
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,135
come
1939
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,375
and
1940
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:38,615
meet
1941
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:38,855
me
1942
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,095
and
1943
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:39,335
tell
1944
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:39,495
me
1945
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:39,895
want to come and meet me and tell me
your
1946
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,135
problems,
1947
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:40,375
I
1948
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:40,615
will
1949
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:40,855
try
1950
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,095
to
1951
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,415
fix
1952
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,655
your problems, I will try to fix
stuff
1953
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:41,895
while
1954
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,135
Matt
1955
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,375
Hancock
1956
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:42,615
if
1957
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:42,855
if'
1958
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,175
the
1959
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:43,415
stuff while Matt Hancock is in the
jungle.
1960
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:43,655
I
1961
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:43,895
reckon
1962
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,135
I
1963
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:44,375
can
1964
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:44,615
do
1965
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:44,855
a
1966
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,015
better
1967
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,415
jungle. I reckon I can do a better
job
1968
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,655
if'
1969
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:45,895
a
1970
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,135
week
1971
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,375
than
1972
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:46,615
he
1973
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:46,735
has
1974
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,015
done.
1975
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,935
Job in a week than he has done.
CHEERING
1976
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,175
CHEERING
We
1977
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,415
will
1978
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:50,655
film
1979
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:50,775
advance
1980
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,215
week.
1981
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:53,455
You
1982
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:53,775
6P6
1983
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,015
We will film advance week. You are
not
1984
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,255
a
1985
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,495
politician
1986
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:54,735
until
1987
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:54,975
'Nu
1988
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,095
make
1989
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:55,375
an
1990
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:55,775
not a politician until you make an
advert,
1991
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,015
SO
1992
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,255
this
1993
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:56,495
if
1994
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:56,735
rrlY
1995
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:56,975
little
1996
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,175
pitch.
1997
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,135
Hi, I'm Adam Hills.
1998
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,055
And my roots to
Mildenhall go way back.
1999
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,935
In fact, they're
as old as the hills.
2000
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,655
Which is why I wanna help out.
2001
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,015
With your MP in the jungle,
and in the doghouse,
2002
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,215
I'm saying I'm a celebrity,
2003
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,055
get me into there.
2004
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,735
This Sunday, I'll be
holding an impromptu
2005
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,255
surgery in the marketplace,
which boasts
2006
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,175
a 16th-century hexagonal market
cross and town pump.
2007
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,535
Thanks, Wikipedia.
2008
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,535
So come along to Mildenhall
marketplace on Sunday where
2009
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:36,560
I'll rock out with Hancock out.
2010
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,095
Genuinely going to do it. See you
there on
2011
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,535
Sunday.
2012
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,935
We'll have more Last Leg
for you after the break,
2013
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,575
and turn the heat up in Qatar.
2014
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,855
Plus we want to know
2015
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,215
what song would you use to describe
the Autumn Statement?
2016
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,255
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use
the hashtag BudgetSongs.
2017
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:04,735
APPLAUSE
2018
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,455
Welcome back to The Last Leg,
we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis,
2019
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,095
Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
2020
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,495
Rose is about to play
the role of Celia in
2021
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,335
As You Like It in the West End,
which begs the question,
2022
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:23,135
will you be signing it?
2023
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:23,375
Yes,
2024
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:23,735
I
2025
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:23,855
will
2026
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,215
be
2027
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,335
signing
2028
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:24,695
and
2029
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:24,815
it
2030
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,175
if
2031
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,255
Yes, I will be signing and it is
really
2032
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:26,375
Yes, I will be signing and it is
really difficult
2033
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:26,615
because
2034
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:26,895
sign
2035
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,175
really difficult because sign
language
2036
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:27,415
if
2037
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,975
v6"!
2038
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,335
literal
2039
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:29,455
SO
2040
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:29,695
I
2041
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,975
have
2042
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,255
language is very literal so I have
to
2043
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,735
work
2044
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,255
it
2045
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,535
out,
2046
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:32,895
but
2047
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,015
it
2048
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:33,375
if
2049
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:33,615
SO
2050
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:33,895
visual.
2051
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,295
To work it out, but it is so visual,
so
2052
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:34,415
I
2053
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,775
am
2054
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:34,895
having
2055
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,135
a
2056
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:35,375
great
2057
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,215
time.
2058
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:38,455
Are
2059
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,855
an'!
2060
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,135
So I am having a great time. Are any
lines
2061
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:39,375
if'
2062
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:39,615
particular
2063
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:39,975
fun
2064
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,095
to
2065
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,455
Sign?
2066
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,215
I
2067
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:46,615
lines in particular fun to sign? I
would
2068
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:54,640
go...
2069
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,695
Good thing you're not
in Julius Caesar,
2070
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,055
cos you'd have to sign the line,
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
2071
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,295
lend me your ears."
2072
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:02,655
Also kind of weird. You are on
2073
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,055
tour
2074
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,175
Also kind of weird. You are on tour
at
2075
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:03,535
Also kind of weird. You are on tour
at the
2076
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:03,655
moment,
2077
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:03,895
here
2078
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,255
if
2079
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:04,495
a
2080
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,695
poster.
2081
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,375
You
2082
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:08,575
at the moment, here is a poster. You
can
2083
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:08,935
see
2084
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,055
I
2085
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,295
am
2086
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:09,655
really
2087
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:09,895
looking
2088
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,055
forward
2089
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:10,455
can see I am really looking forward
to
2090
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,935
it.
2091
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,775
Spring
2092
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,015
around
2093
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,335
the
2094
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:13,575
UK
2095
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:13,735
and
2096
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,775
to it. Spring around the UK and
Ireland.
2097
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,535
Peter, you have a new book
out, tell us about it.
2098
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:20,935
It is
2099
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,215
this,
2100
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:21,455
how
2101
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:21,695
to
2102
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:21,935
be
2103
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,295
an
2104
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:22,535
expert
2105
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,895
It is this, how to be an expert
bower.
2106
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,135
It is this, how to be an expert
bower. I
2107
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:24,335
am
2108
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:24,695
retired
2109
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:24,935
and
2110
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,055
I
2111
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,295
brought
2112
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:25,575
a
2113
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:25,855
bower. I am retired and I brought a
book
2114
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,255
out.
2115
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:27,695
Ii
2116
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:27,935
X
2117
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,975
footballer.
2118
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,575
Book out. -- X footballer.
APPLAUSE
2119
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:36,815
APPLAUSE
There
2120
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:36,935
I?
2121
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,295
A
2122
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:37,415
little
2123
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:37,815
bit
2124
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,055
more
2125
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:38,175
to
2126
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,455
it.
2127
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,735
There is a little bit more to it.
You
2128
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,055
have
2129
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,175
researched
2130
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,535
former
2131
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:40,815
You have researched former
footballers
2132
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,055
and
2133
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,295
what
2134
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:41,655
they
2135
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:41,895
do
2136
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,135
for
2137
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,295
a
2138
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,575
footballers and what they do for a
living
2139
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:42,815
and
2140
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,175
I
2141
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:43,295
will
2142
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,535
throw
2143
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:43,895
some
2144
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,055
names
2145
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,455
living and I will throw some names
at
2146
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,535
Y0u_
2147
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,175
Arjan de Zeeuw.
2148
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:51,815
He
2149
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,055
I?
2150
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:52,175
A
2151
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,535
narcotics
2152
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:52,655
detective
2153
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:52,895
if'
2154
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,335
He is a narcotics detective in
Holland.
2155
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:54,535
He is a narcotics detective in
Holland. I
2156
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,255
Played
2157
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:55,535
against
2158
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:55,775
him
2159
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,135
and
2160
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,535
he
2161
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,215
Holland. I played against him and he
was
2162
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,575
a
2163
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:57,815
big
2164
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,175
centre
2165
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:58,495
half.
2166
00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:58,615
I
2167
00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,055
interviewed
2168
00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,295
was a big centre half. I interviewed
him
2169
00:26:59,320 --> 00:26:59,535
and
2170
00:26:59,560 --> 00:26:59,775
he
2171
00:26:59,800 --> 00:26:59,895
I?
2172
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,135
0|'!
2173
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,375
Stakeout
2174
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,095
and
2175
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,215
him and he is on stakeout and
homicide,
2176
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,815
narcotics...
2177
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,295
An
2178
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:03,615
incredible
2179
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,975
homicide, narcotics... An incredible
story.
2180
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,975
Frank LeBouef.
2181
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,255
He
2182
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:10,615
I?
2183
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:10,895
An
2184
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,255
actor
2185
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:11,415
and
2186
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,775
he
2187
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,655
I?
2188
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:12,895
If'
2189
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,375
the
2190
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:13,615
He is an actor and he is in the
Theory
2191
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:13,735
He is an actor and he is in the
Theory of
2192
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,575
Everything.
2193
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:14,815
About
2194
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:14,975
Stephen
2195
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,535
Theory of Everything. About Stephen
Hawking?
2196
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:17,775
I
2197
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,015
was
2198
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,255
sitting
2199
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,495
watching
2200
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,775
i1:
2201
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,175
Hawking? I was sitting watching it
in
2202
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,415
the
2203
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:19,535
cinema
2204
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:19,775
and
2205
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,015
I
2206
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,255
said
2207
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,495
that
2208
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:20,775
EIS
2209
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,175
in the cinema and I said that as
Frank
2210
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,295
Leboeuf.
2211
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:21,655
She
2212
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:21,895
said
2213
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,015
I
2214
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,455
don't
2215
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,855
Frank Leboeuf. She said I don't
care.
2216
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,095
I
2217
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:27,335
said,
2218
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:27,575
genuinely
2219
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:27,815
that
2220
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,415
I?
2221
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,535
Care. I said, genuinely that is
Frank
2222
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:28,775
and
2223
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,015
she
2224
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,855
said
2225
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:29,975
again,
2226
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,215
I
2227
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,495
don't
2228
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:30,895
Frank and she said again, I don't
care.
2229
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,495
I
2230
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:31,735
made
2231
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:31,975
her
2232
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,095
wait
2233
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:32,455
until
2234
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:32,615
the
2235
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,615
care. I made her wait until the
credits
2236
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:33,855
came
2237
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,215
UPI
2238
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,455
right
2239
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,615
at
2240
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:34,855
the
2241
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,095
end
2242
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:35,375
i1:
2243
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,655
credits came up, right at the end it
was
2244
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:35,895
Frank
2245
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,855
Leboeuf.
2246
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,175
What
2247
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,415
has
2248
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,375
he
2249
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,655
been
2250
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:39,935
was Frank Leboeuf. What has he been
in?
2251
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,175
Chelsea's
2252
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,535
back
2253
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:46,695
four.
2254
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,055
Tino Asprilla.
2255
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,215
He
2256
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,575
I?
2257
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:48,815
0|'!
2258
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,055
A
2259
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,415
range
2260
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:49,655
of
2261
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,335
condoms.
2262
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,975
Surely goalkeepers should
have their own condoms,
2263
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,255
cos they keep clean sheets.
2264
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,495
I am really relieved
2265
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:56,855
that
2266
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:56,975
isn't
2267
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,335
an
2268
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:57,655
I am really relieved that isn't an
anecdote
2269
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:57,895
I am really relieved that isn't an
anecdote about
2270
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,015
how
2271
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,375
he
2272
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:58,495
found
2273
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:58,935
that
2274
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,855
anecdote about how he found that
out.
2275
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,295
J0sh
2276
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,535
and
2277
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:02,775
Rob
2278
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,015
Beckett
2279
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,375
have
2280
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:03,695
just
2281
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,295
out. josh and Rob Beckett have just
released
2282
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:06,535
a
2283
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:06,855
book,
2284
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,215
Parenting
2285
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:07,575
held.
2286
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:07,735
And
2287
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,015
released a book, Parenting held. And
as
2288
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,375
promotion
2289
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:08,615
they
2290
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,095
have
2291
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,335
Put
2292
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:09,655
out
2293
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,175
as promotion they have put out
condoms
2294
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,415
with
2295
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:10,655
their
2296
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,015
faces
2297
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,255
on
2298
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,375
them.
2299
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,655
We
2300
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,095
condoms with their faces on them. We
did.
2301
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:13,335
I
2302
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:13,535
was
2303
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:13,775
sent
2304
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,015
a
2305
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,255
couple
2306
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,615
SO
2307
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:14,735
I
2308
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,015
HOW
2309
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,935
did. I was sent a couple so I now
have
2310
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,295
condoms
2311
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,135
with
2312
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,335
'Nu
2313
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:17,695
and
2314
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,215
Rob
2315
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,495
have condoms with you and Rob
Beckett
2316
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:18,735
on
2317
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:18,975
it.
2318
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,335
Th6Y
2319
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:19,455
don't
2320
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,695
look
2321
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,135
v6 FY
2322
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,375
Beckett on it. They don't look very
used.
2323
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:20,495
I
2324
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:20,855
should
2325
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,375
explain
2326
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:21,735
how
2327
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,175
we
2328
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:22,615
90':
2329
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:22,735
used. I should explain how we got
the
2330
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,015
condoms.
2331
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,455
We
2332
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:23,695
Paid
2333
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:23,975
25
2334
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,375
quid
2335
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:24,495
when
2336
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,215
we
2337
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,455
the condoms. We paid 25 quid when we
got
2338
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,575
OUT
2339
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,775
MBE.
2340
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,935
I
2341
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,735
would
2342
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,135
saY
2343
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:30,375
there
2344
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,015
I?
2345
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,255
Got our MBE. I would say there is
probably
2346
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:31,375
I10
2347
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:31,735
greater
2348
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,055
contraception
2349
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,335
probably no greater contraception
than
2350
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:32,575
a
2351
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,255
condom
2352
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,415
with
2353
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,855
y0Ur
2354
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,215
face
2355
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,335
0|'!
2356
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:34,855
The.
2357
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,095
Than a condom with your face on the.
Which
2358
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,335
if
2359
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:35,695
WW
2360
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:35,935
mine
2361
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,055
have
2362
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,415
HGVGI'
2363
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:36,575
been
2364
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,015
Which is why mine have never been
used.
2365
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,855
Let's talk about the World Cup now
and Robin asked the question
2366
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,135
many of you are pondering.
2367
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,975
#|s|tOk to hold the World Cup
in a country which devalues human
2368
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,895
rights by adhering to medieval
laws and practices.
2369
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,815
This World Cup was
always a bit dodgy.
2370
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,495
It was awarded to Qatar,
a country so hot it couldn't
2371
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,335
actually hold the World Cup
when the World Cup is usually held.
2372
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,735
At the time, the Qataris said
they could either alter
2373
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,375
the weather or build
giant refrigerated stadiums.
2374
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,455
Turns out, neither was possible.
2375
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,615
Instead they relied on an army
of migrant workers,
2376
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,055
many of whom died due
to unsafe work practices.
2377
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,295
Which
2378
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:08,815
of
2379
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,055
COUFSG
2380
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:09,295
they
2381
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,215
deny.
2382
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,975
Meanwhile Qatar's views
on homosexuality make the Westboro
2383
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,055
Baptist Church look progressive.
2384
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,455
David Beckham has been criticized
for accepting an obscene amount
2385
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,855
of money to be an official
ambassador for the tournament,
2386
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,855
with comedian Joe Lycett
saying he'll shred £10,000
2387
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,815
unless Beckham renounces the deal.
2388
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,655
We've always supported LGBTQ
rights on this show,
2389
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,815
so how do we feel
about the World Cup?
2390
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,295
The
2391
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:33,855
thing
2392
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:33,975
with
2393
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,295
i1:
2394
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:34,535
EIS
2395
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:34,935
I?
2396
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,175
When
2397
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:35,415
did
2398
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:35,695
The thing with it as is when did
they
2399
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:35,935
The thing with it as is when did
they get
2400
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,295
it?
2401
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:36,535
12
2402
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:36,655
yea rs
2403
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:36,895
ago
2404
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,175
OI'
2405
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:37,975
they get it? 12 years ago or
something
2406
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,095
li ke
2407
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,695
that.
2408
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:40,895
FIFA
2409
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,255
knew
2410
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:41,655
the'!
2411
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:41,775
Something like that. FIFA knew they
were
2412
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,135
homophobic
2413
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:42,255
back
2414
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,535
then,
2415
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,015
not
2416
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,135
EIS
2417
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:43,575
if
2418
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:43,695
were homophobic back then, not as if
they
2419
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:43,935
have
2420
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,175
just
2421
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:44,415
90':
2422
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:44,655
into
2423
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,335
it.
2424
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:46,575
I
2425
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,175
just
2426
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:47,655
they have just got into it. I just
look
2427
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:47,855
at
2428
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,095
i1:
2429
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,735
and
2430
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,095
think,
2431
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,415
i1:
2432
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:49,775
I?
2433
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,175
Not
2434
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,455
look at it and think, it is not
great
2435
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,695
for
2436
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,055
anyone.
2437
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,295
I1:
2438
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:51,495
I?
2439
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:51,735
Not
2440
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,175
great
2441
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:52,415
great for anyone. It is not great
for
2442
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,535
the
2443
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:52,775
Players,
2444
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,135
the
2445
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:53,295
fact
2446
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:53,535
i1:
2447
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:53,895
I?
2448
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,215
The
2449
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,655
for the players, the fact it is the
middle
2450
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:54,895
of
2451
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,335
the
2452
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:55,575
season
2453
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,575
and
2454
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,815
conditions,
2455
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,095
middle of the season and conditions,
not
2456
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,335
great
2457
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:57,575
for
2458
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,495
inclusivity,
2459
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:58,815
not
2460
00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,415
great
2461
00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,535
not great for inclusivity, not great
for
2462
00:29:59,560 --> 00:29:59,895
the
2463
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,015
fans.
2464
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,255
I1:
2465
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,855
I?
2466
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,215
Not
2467
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,455
great
2468
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,775
for
2469
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,415
for the fans. It is not great for
that
2470
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:02,855
QUY
2471
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,215
from
2472
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:03,335
the
2473
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,695
Euros,
2474
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,295
wondering
2475
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,415
that guy from the Euros, wondering
if
2476
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:04,775
the'!
2477
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:04,895
Are
2478
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,255
a
2479
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:05,495
strict
2480
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:05,735
0|'!
2481
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,055
A
2482
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:06,175
flare
2483
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,455
UP
2484
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:06,735
if they are a strict on a flare up
the
2485
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,215
BT56.
2486
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,575
Is
2487
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:07,935
it
2488
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,295
fair
2489
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:08,535
to
2490
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:08,895
expect
2491
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,295
the arse. Is it fair to expect
players
2492
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,535
to
2493
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:09,655
make
2494
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,015
a
2495
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,255
statement?
2496
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,375
I
2497
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:10,855
think
2498
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,095
players to make a statement? I think
it
2499
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:11,215
I?
2500
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:11,575
SO
2501
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:11,815
sad
2502
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:11,935
that
2503
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,295
the
2504
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:12,455
whole
2505
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,735
it is so sad that the whole
situation.
2506
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:12,975
I
2507
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,335
am
2508
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:13,455
lucky
2509
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:13,815
enough
2510
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,055
to
2511
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,215
Play
2512
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:14,615
situation. I am lucky enough to play
in
2513
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:14,855
the
2514
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,095
World
2515
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:15,215
CUP
2516
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,455
and
2517
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:15,815
i1:
2518
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:15,935
I?
2519
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,375
The
2520
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:16,495
in the World Cup and it is the
pinnacle
2521
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:16,735
of
2522
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,095
y0Ur
2523
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,335
life.
2524
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,695
We
2525
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,055
going
2526
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,375
EIS
2527
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:18,655
pinnacle of your life. We going as
fans
2528
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,015
and
2529
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,935
Players,
2530
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,255
and
2531
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,735
with
2532
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:22,975
SO
2533
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,535
much
2534
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:23,655
fans and players, and with so much
disappointment
2535
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:23,895
and
2536
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,135
anger
2537
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:24,495
and
2538
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:24,655
nobody
2539
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:24,935
disappointment and anger and nobody
knows
2540
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,175
how
2541
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,535
to
2542
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,015
feel
2543
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:26,255
about
2544
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:26,615
it,
2545
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:26,775
instead
2546
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,055
knows how to feel about it, instead
of
2547
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,295
a
2548
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,535
celebration
2549
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:27,775
of
2550
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,335
football
2551
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:28,775
that
2552
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,015
of a celebration of football that
has
2553
00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:29,255
not
2554
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,495
been
2555
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:29,615
that
2556
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:29,935
and
2557
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,175
i1:
2558
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,775
I?
2559
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,015
Has not been that and it is
disappointing
2560
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,255
for
2561
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:32,575
everyone
2562
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:32,815
disappointing for everyone
concerned.
2563
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:32,935
Rose,
2564
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,175
6P6
2565
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:33,415
'Nu
2566
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:33,655
going
2567
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:33,895
to
2568
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,175
be
2569
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,535
concerned. Rose, are you going to be
watching?
2570
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:35,895
Sorry
2571
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,015
to
2572
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,375
admit
2573
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:36,495
but
2574
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:36,895
I
2575
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,415
am
2576
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:37,855
watching? Sorry to admit but I am
not
2577
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,535
ream]
2578
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:38,775
A
2579
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,015
football
2580
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,375
fan.
2581
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:39,495
I
2582
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,775
on“!
2583
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,055
Not really a football fan. I only
watch
2584
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,415
to
2585
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:40,655
90
2586
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:40,775
to
2587
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,135
the
2588
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,255
Pub
2589
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:41,495
with
2590
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:41,935
n“!
2591
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,335
Watch to go to the pub with my
friends.
2592
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:43,575
But
2593
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:43,935
i1:
2594
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,175
I?
2595
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:44,295
Ridiculous
2596
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:44,575
with
2597
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:44,855
friends. But it is ridiculous with
human
2598
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,095
rights
2599
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,335
and
2600
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,975
all
2601
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,095
of
2602
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,455
that,
2603
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:47,775
and
2604
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,015
human rights and all of that, and
then
2605
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:48,895
I
2606
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,135
hear
2607
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,415
virgin
2608
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,015
airlines
2609
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,335
have
2610
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:53,455
then I hear virgin airlines have
gender
2611
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:53,815
neutral
2612
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:53,935
clothing.
2613
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,175
If
2614
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:54,615
the'!
2615
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:54,735
Gender neutral clothing. If they
landed
2616
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,095
the'!
2617
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,215
Would
2618
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,455
9E1:
2619
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:55,695
arrested
2620
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:55,975
for
2621
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,375
landed they would get arrested for
it
2622
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:56,615
SO
2623
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:56,855
the'!
2624
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,095
Have
2625
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,335
to
2626
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:57,575
9E1:
2627
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,495
changed
2628
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,095
into
2629
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,335
it so they have to get changed into
normal
2630
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,055
cause.
2631
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,175
That
2632
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,535
was
2633
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,535
interesting,
2634
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:01,655
normal cause. That was interesting,
so
2635
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:01,895
there
2636
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,255
W6 ['6
2637
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,375
some
2638
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:02,615
subtle
2639
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,095
protests
2640
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:03,215
so there were some subtle protests
and
2641
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:03,455
there
2642
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:03,695
will
2643
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,055
be
2644
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,295
more
2645
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:04,735
happening.
2646
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:04,855
And there will be more happening.
The
2647
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,095
England
2648
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,455
Players
2649
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,015
arrived
2650
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,375
on
2651
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:06,695
the
2652
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:06,815
The England players arrived on the
plane
2653
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,055
with
2654
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,415
a
2655
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:15,440
rainbow.
2656
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,495
Denmark have released this
2657
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,135
thought-provoking stripped back kit,
as well as a black third shirt
2658
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,255
in mourning for the migrant workers
who died, seen here in the kit
2659
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,455
manufacturers impassioned
social media post.
2660
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,295
Even the tournament mascot looks
like the ghost of a migrant worker.
2661
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,775
Today it was announced that alcohol
2662
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,895
would not be available
inside stadiums, but will be
2663
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,975
available in corporate boxes.
2664
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,575
This came as news to one
of the World Cup's major
2665
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,815
sponsors, Budweiser.
2666
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,055
Phrase, this is awkward. I am quite
looking forward to
2667
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,255
fans
2668
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,775
having
2669
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,015
looking forward to fans having
fights
2670
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,255
and
2671
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,495
going,
2672
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:38,735
we
2673
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:38,855
have
2674
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,055
all
2675
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,295
had
2676
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:40,615
a
2677
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,055
fights and going, we have all had a
Fantastic.
2678
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,175
In
2679
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:42,535
the
2680
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:42,775
funds
2681
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,855
PEI rt,
2682
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,295
Vim
2683
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,415
Fantastic. In the funds part, you
are
2684
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:45,655
not
2685
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:45,975
allowed
2686
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,575
drinks
2687
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:46,695
at
2688
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,055
the
2689
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:47,535
ground
2690
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:47,775
are not allowed drinks at the ground
unless
2691
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,015
Vim
2692
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,255
are
2693
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:48,495
if'
2694
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:48,735
corporate
2695
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:48,975
but
2696
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,295
if'
2697
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,535
unless you are in corporate but in
the
2698
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:49,655
fan
2699
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,015
zone
2700
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,255
Vim
2701
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,535
are
2702
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,775
allowed
2703
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,975
a
2704
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,215
the fan zone you are allowed a
maximum
2705
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:52,455
of
2706
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:52,855
four.
2707
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,255
Like
2708
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:53,495
if'
2709
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:53,735
Hyde
2710
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,055
Park
2711
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,295
maximum of four. Like in Hyde Park
when
2712
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:54,535
everyone
2713
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:54,775
jumps
2714
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,215
UPI
2715
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,455
trying
2716
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:55,775
to
2717
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,015
when everyone jumps up, trying to
catch
2718
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,135
the
2719
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,455
beer!
2720
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:57,815
You
2721
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,055
9E1:
2722
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,175
SO
2723
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:58,695
drunk
2724
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:58,855
0|'!
2725
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,255
Catch the beer! You get so drunk on
the
2726
00:31:59,280 --> 00:31:59,495
ffight
2727
00:31:59,520 --> 00:31:59,735
that
2728
00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,975
i1:
2729
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,295
carries
2730
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:00,615
Vim
2731
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:00,855
the flight that it carries you
through
2732
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:00,975
the
2733
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,335
whole
2734
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:01,575
World
2735
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:01,815
Cup.
2736
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,055
I
2737
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,375
am
2738
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:02,615
through the whole World Cup. I am
really
2739
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:02,855
worried,
2740
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,095
if
2741
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,535
England
2742
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,135
SCOPE
2743
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,455
0|'!
2744
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:06,695
Really worried, if England score on
Monday,
2745
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:06,935
are
2746
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,055
the
2747
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:07,415
Players
2748
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:07,535
are
2749
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,855
going
2750
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,175
to
2751
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:09,415
Monday, are the players are going to
get
2752
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:09,655
six
2753
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:09,895
months
2754
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,015
each
2755
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:10,255
for
2756
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,495
jumping
2757
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:10,935
0|'!
2758
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,175
Get six months each for jumping on
Harry
2759
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:11,415
Kane?
2760
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:11,535
Will
2761
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:11,895
'Nu
2762
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,615
be
2763
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,535
watching?
2764
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:13,975
I
2765
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,375
Harry Kane? Will you be watching? I
am
2766
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:14,495
not
2767
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:14,735
going
2768
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,975
to
2769
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,095
the
2770
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,455
World
2771
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:16,695
CUP
2772
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,015
Yes
2773
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,255
am not going to the World Cup yes
yean
2774
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:17,495
everyone
2775
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:17,735
I?
2776
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:17,975
Wondering
2777
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,255
if
2778
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,495
I
2779
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:18,815
am
2780
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,055
year, everyone is wondering if I am
going.
2781
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,295
Out
2782
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:19,535
of
2783
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:19,775
principle
2784
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,015
I
2785
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,255
am
2786
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,175
not
2787
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,295
going. Out of principle I am not
going,
2788
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:23,655
£1000
2789
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,055
return
2790
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,095
flight,
2791
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:25,495
not
2792
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:25,815
if'
2793
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,055
going, £1000 return flight, not in
"TY
2794
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:26,295
name.
2795
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:26,535
The
2796
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:26,935
Opening
2797
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,295
ceremony
2798
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,615
I?
2799
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:27,855
My name. The opening ceremony is
going
2800
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,095
to
2801
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:28,335
suck,
2802
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:28,775
it
2803
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,295
will
2804
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:29,535
be
2805
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:29,775
SO
2806
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,335
bad.
2807
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,575
Going to suck, it will be so bad.
Can
2808
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,815
'Nu
2809
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:30,935
imagine
2810
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,295
the
2811
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,535
quality
2812
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,375
of
2813
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:34,615
Can you imagine the quality of
choreography
2814
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:34,855
if'
2815
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,095
El
2816
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,335
country
2817
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,655
where
2818
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:35,775
choreography in a country where
homosexuality
2819
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,015
I?
2820
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,615
Illegal?
2821
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:46,640
Homosexuality is illegal?
APPLAUSE
2822
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,295
TheY
2823
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:47,695
are
2824
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,055
going
2825
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,295
to
2826
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:49,535
be
2827
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:49,775
doing
2828
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,135
head,
2829
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:50,495
They are going to be doing head,
shoulders,
2830
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:50,735
They are going to be doing head,
shoulders, knees
2831
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:50,975
and
2832
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,215
toes.
2833
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,175
An
2834
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:53,415
shoulders, knees and toes. An
extravaganza
2835
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:53,535
organised
2836
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:53,775
DY
2837
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,215
straight
2838
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,455
extravaganza organised by straight
people,
2839
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:54,695
HEY
2840
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:54,935
will
2841
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,535
talk
2842
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:55,655
about
2843
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:55,935
crypto
2844
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,215
people, they will talk about crypto
currency
2845
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,575
and
2846
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,575
then
2847
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:57,815
Play
2848
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,655
Ell]
2849
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:00,895
Episode
2850
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,215
of
2851
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,455
currency and then play an episode of
Ted
2852
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,095
Lasso.
2853
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,935
There are stories that some people
were paid to look like fans,
2854
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,775
doubling up for different countries,
to make it look like they were
2855
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,975
having a good time in Qatar.
2856
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,215
We have clone that here four years.
We had Carroll and Susan
2857
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:12,375
Kennedy
2858
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:12,775
We had Carroll and Susan Kennedy
booked
2859
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,015
and
2860
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,255
how
2861
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:13,495
the'!
2862
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:13,815
Brought
2863
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,055
booked and how they brought
Neighbours
2864
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,735
back.
2865
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,575
We
2866
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,375
a lwa ys
2867
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:16,735
have
2868
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,055
a
2869
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,295
Neighbours back. We always have a
bit
2870
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,535
when
2871
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:17,775
England
2872
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,015
and
2873
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:18,295
Australia
2874
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:18,695
6P6
2875
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:18,935
bit when England and Australia are
in
2876
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,255
the
2877
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:19,495
same
2878
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,855
tournament.
2879
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,495
Here
2880
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:21,735
if
2881
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,175
OUT
2882
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:22,495
in the same tournament. Here is our
bet,
2883
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:22,615
whichever
2884
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:22,975
team
2885
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,095
9065
2886
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,535
further,
2887
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:23,775
bet, whichever team goes further,
the
2888
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,015
loser
2889
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,255
has
2890
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:24,615
to
2891
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:24,855
Put
2892
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,135
a
2893
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,575
flare
2894
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:28,895
LIP
2895
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,135
the loser has to put a flare up
their
2896
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:29,375
GFSG
2897
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:29,615
on
2898
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,735
TV.
2899
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,175
I
2900
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,415
would
2901
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:31,655
90
2902
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:31,975
into
2903
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,095
their arse on TV. I would go into
the
2904
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,975
jungle...
2905
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,615
We
2906
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,655
have
2907
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:37,895
OUT
2908
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,215
own...
2909
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:38,455
the jungle... We have our own...
You
2910
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:38,695
don't
2911
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:38,935
have
2912
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,175
to
2913
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,415
share
2914
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:39,655
a
2915
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,055
flare.
2916
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:41,295
You don't have to share a flare.
That
2917
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,575
I?
2918
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:41,815
Fine,
2919
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,855
then.
2920
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,095
Can
2921
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,215
we
2922
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,575
9E1:
2923
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:45,895
two
2924
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,255
That is fine, then. Can we get two
separate
2925
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:47,615
lighters
2926
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:47,855
OI'
2927
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,095
do
2928
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,335
we
2929
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:48,575
light
2930
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:48,895
i1:
2931
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,695
separate lighters or do we light it
like...
2932
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,055
Trying
2933
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,495
to
2934
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:52,855
land
2935
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,095
a
2936
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:53,335
plane
2937
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:53,655
with
2938
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,095
like... Trying to land a plane with
it.
2939
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:54,335
And
2940
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,575
'Nu
2941
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:54,815
have
2942
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,255
actually
2943
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,575
released
2944
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:55,815
it. And you have actually released
an
2945
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,135
album
2946
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:56,855
for
2947
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,095
this
2948
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,335
World
2949
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:57,455
Cup?
2950
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:57,815
Me
2951
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:57,975
and
2952
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,055
an album for this World Cup? Me and
Paul
2953
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,295
Potts,
2954
00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,655
the
2955
00:33:59,680 --> 00:33:59,895
combination
2956
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,695
Vim
2957
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:00,935
Paul Potts, the combination you
never
2958
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,175
knew
2959
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,295
Vim
2960
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:01,655
needed.
2961
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,615
Princess
2962
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,015
Anne
2963
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:04,135
never knew you needed. Princess Anne
is
2964
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:04,495
at
2965
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,135
home
2966
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:06,495
going.
2967
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:06,735
I
2968
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:06,975
love
2969
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,215
Would
2970
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:07,455
I
2971
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:07,775
Lie
2972
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,015
is at home going, I love Would I Lie
to
2973
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:08,135
You.
2974
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:08,495
An
2975
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:08,735
album
2976
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:08,975
of
2977
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,215
football
2978
00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:09,535
chants
2979
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:09,775
to You. An album of football chants
and
2980
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,015
the
2981
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:10,135
proceeds
2982
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:10,495
going
2983
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,215
to...
2984
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:11,935
and the proceeds going to...
Stonewall.
2985
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,175
Stonewa“.
APPLAUSE
2986
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:16,615
APPLAUSE
And
2987
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:16,735
WE
2988
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,655
have
2989
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,135
written
2990
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:18,375
OUT
2991
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:18,615
OW“
2992
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:18,935
anthem
2993
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,175
And we have written our own anthem
for
2994
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:19,295
the
2995
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,655
World
2996
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:19,895
CUP
2997
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,135
and
2998
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,375
WE
2999
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:20,615
will
3000
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:20,935
unveil
3001
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,175
for the World Cup and we will unveil
it
3002
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,295
at
3003
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:21,535
the
3004
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:21,895
end
3005
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,135
of
3006
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,255
tonight's
3007
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,615
show
3008
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:22,935
but
3009
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,455
it at the end of tonight's show but
when
3010
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:23,695
talking
3011
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:23,935
football,
3012
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,175
let's
3013
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:24,495
end
3014
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,735
when talking football, let's end
this
3015
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:24,975
with
3016
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,095
an
3017
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,455
amazing
3018
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:25,695
piece
3019
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,015
of
3020
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,255
this with an amazing piece of
football
3021
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,655
action.
3022
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,015
Check
3023
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,375
out
3024
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:28,815
this
3025
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,055
football action. Check out this
stunning
3026
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,295
90a[
3027
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:29,415
from
3028
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:29,775
a
3029
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,095
Pofish
3030
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,335
stunning goal from a Polish
disability
3031
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:38,360
league.
3032
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,935
APPLAUSE
3033
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,375
Unbelievable.
3034
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,775
We'll have more Last Leg
for you after the break,
3035
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,695
as we ask if Twitter
has cancel led itself.
3036
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,655
Plus we want to know what song
would you use to describe
3037
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,575
the Autumn Statement?
3038
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,415
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use
3039
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:16,255
APPLAUSE
3040
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,015
Welcome back to The Last Leg,
we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis,
3041
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,535
Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
3042
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,615
The Rugby League World Cup wraps up
tomorrow with the Men's and women's
3043
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,695
finals at Old Trafford.
3044
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,375
The Wheelchair Final
was earlier tonight, with
3045
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,215
England
running out the winners.
3046
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:36,455
Unbelievable
3047
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,335
game.
3048
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,695
It
3049
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:37,935
was
3050
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,175
absolutely
3051
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:38,415
Unbelievable game. It was absolutely
unbelievable.
3052
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,895
Unbelievable game. It was absolutely
unbelievable. If
3053
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,135
'Nu
3054
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:39,255
Set
3055
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:39,495
the
3056
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:39,935
chance
3057
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,175
unbelievable. If you get the chance
to
3058
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:40,415
watch
3059
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:40,535
it,
3060
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:40,895
please
3061
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,855
do.
3062
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,655
And congratulations
to the England Physical
3063
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,855
Disability Rugby League Team,
for taking out the PDRL
3064
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,295
World Cup a few weeks ago.
3065
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,775
Sam
3066
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,495
if
3067
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:52,895
from
3068
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,135
the
3069
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,375
team,
3070
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:53,735
SO
3071
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:53,975
Sam is from the team, so
congratulate
3072
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,215
Sam is from the team, so
congratulate him
3073
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:54,455
on
3074
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,695
behalf
3075
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:54,815
of
3076
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,175
all
3077
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:55,495
of
3078
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,095
congratulate him on behalf of all of
England.
3079
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,335
Sam
3080
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,255
officially
3081
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,815
scored
3082
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,335
the
3083
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,575
England. Sam officially scored the
first
3084
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:01,815
try
3085
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,055
GVGI'
3086
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,295
for
3087
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:02,415
England
3088
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:02,775
if'
3089
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,095
a
3090
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,335
first try ever for England in a
World
3091
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:03,575
CUP
3092
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:03,815
and
3093
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,055
it
3094
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:04,295
looked
3095
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,415
li ke
3096
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,895
this.
3097
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,215
World Cup and it looked like this.
There
3098
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,455
after
3099
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,695
the
3100
00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:10,935
middle,
3101
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,615
England!
3102
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:13,855
There after the middle, England!
They
3103
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,095
have
3104
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,335
opened
3105
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,655
the
3106
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:23,680
scoring.
3107
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,975
In fact, a Dream team was named this
week comprised of the best
3108
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,255
players in the World Cup,
and it included men,
3109
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,015
women, and wheelchair,
players, as well as Australia's
3110
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,095
PDRL star Bryce Crane.
3111
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,135
That is a huge step
forward for Rugby League.
3112
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,575
I of course, played for Australia,
3113
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:52,375
which prompted Jamie to ask...
3114
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,495
#|s|tOkay to tackle a red
shorts player in PDRL?
3115
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,735
Think you got away with one of those
in that final game against Wales.
3116
00:36:59,760 --> 00:36:59,855
In
3117
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,295
Physical
3118
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:00,655
disability
3119
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:00,895
rugby
3120
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,215
league,
3121
00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,055
In physical disability rugby league,
some
3122
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,295
In physical disability rugby league,
some have
3123
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,415
red
3124
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:03,655
shorts
3125
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:03,895
because
3126
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,335
they
3127
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:04,575
some have red shorts because they
have
3128
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,695
an
3129
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,055
acquired
3130
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,055
brain
3131
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,335
injLIFY
3132
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:07,495
and
3133
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:07,895
have an acquired brain injury and
you
3134
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,215
can't
3135
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:08,455
tackle
3136
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,055
them.
3137
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:09,415
I
3138
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:09,855
90':
3139
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,095
a
3140
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,255
bit
3141
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:10,655
you can't tackle them. I got a bit
confused.
3142
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:10,775
And
3143
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,135
I
3144
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,375
did
3145
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,015
this.
3146
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,255
Confused. And I did this.
Communication
3147
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,375
out
3148
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:16,735
to
3149
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:16,975
the
3150
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,215
left
3151
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:17,535
hand
3152
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,255
Communication out to the left hand
side.
3153
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:20,615
Oh,
3154
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,695
dean
3155
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:21,935
He
3156
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,175
I?
3157
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,375
Off.
3158
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,615
He
3159
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,095
has
3160
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:24,215
side. Oh, clear. He is off. He has
realised
3161
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:24,575
his
3162
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:24,855
error.
3163
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:24,975
He
3164
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,655
has
3165
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:25,895
flattered
3166
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,335
realised his error. He has clattered
him
3167
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:26,575
to
3168
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:26,815
the
3169
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,055
ground.
3170
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,495
The
3171
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:27,855
referee
3172
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,255
I?
3173
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,495
Him to the ground. The referee is
letting
3174
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:28,855
him
3175
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,095
9E1:
3176
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:29,375
0|'!
3177
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:29,615
With
3178
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:29,735
it.
3179
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,615
A
3180
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:30,855
letting him get on with it. A
penalty
3181
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:30,975
if'
3182
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,335
some
3183
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,575
other
3184
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:31,815
game,
3185
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,935
perhaps,
3186
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,175
penalty in some other game, perhaps.
Perhaps
3187
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,455
he
3188
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:36,695
wasn't
3189
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:36,935
EIS
3190
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,375
fierce.
3191
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:37,615
Put
3192
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,935
him
3193
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,055
Perhaps he wasn't as fierce. Put him
down
3194
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,295
a
3195
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:38,655
bit
3196
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:38,895
gently
3197
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,135
if'
3198
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,375
the
3199
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,935
end.
3200
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,415
I
3201
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:45,575
did
3202
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:45,975
down a bit gently in the end. I did
get
3203
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,135
away
3204
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:46,495
with
3205
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:46,855
it.
3206
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,495
As
3207
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:47,615
if
3208
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,055
I
3209
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,375
would
3210
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,615
get away with it. As if I would
offer
3211
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:48,855
a
3212
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,095
referee
3213
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,775
ticket
3214
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,135
to
3215
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:51,375
the
3216
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,535
Last
3217
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:51,935
offer a referee ticket to the Last
Like
3218
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,055
if'
3219
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,295
the
3220
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:52,775
middle
3221
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,135
of
3222
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,375
a
3223
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:53,615
game.
3224
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:53,855
It
3225
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,175
was
3226
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:54,415
Like in the middle of a game. It was
an
3227
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:54,655
accident
3228
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:54,895
and
3229
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,135
the
3230
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:55,535
referee
3231
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:55,975
did
3232
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,415
the
3233
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:56,535
an accident and the referee did the
right
3234
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:56,895
thing.
3235
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,135
Isn't
3236
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:57,255
that
3237
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,575
right?
3238
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:00,735
That
3239
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,015
right thing. Isn't that right? That
is
3240
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,655
correct!
3241
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,455
Is correct!
AP P LAUS E
3242
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,655
APPLAUSE
I
3243
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:09,975
think
3244
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,215
Vim
3245
00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:10,455
ma'!
3246
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,695
HOW
3247
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:10,935
break
3248
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,175
the
3249
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,495
record
3250
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:11,735
I think you may now break the record
for
3251
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,415
the
3252
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:12,655
quickest
3253
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:12,975
that
3254
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,255
someone
3255
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:13,815
has
3256
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,055
for the quickest that someone has
had
3257
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:14,295
an
3258
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:14,855
MBE
3259
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,095
taken
3260
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,335
off
3261
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:15,815
them.
3262
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,055
The
3263
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,215
Liz
3264
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:16,615
had an MBE taken off them. The Liz
Truss
3265
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:16,855
of
3266
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,095
an
3267
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:22,895
MBE.
3268
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,055
Alan asked: If Twitter collapses
due to current reasons,
3269
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,215
is there a backup way to send
in #|s|tOk's?
3270
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,335
If you're not aware of this story -
tech billionaire Elon Musk bought
3271
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,495
Twitter a few weeks ago,
and has made changes
3272
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,575
that have gone down
about as well as Kan ye West at a Bah
3273
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,655
Mtizvah.
3274
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,295
As well as charging people to get
a verified blue tick,
3275
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,455
he sacked half the employees,
then insisted that remining
3276
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,615
employees agree to work longer hours
and more intensively.
3277
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:50,975
Apparently overnight,
he held a video conference
3278
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,335
during which some employees resigned
by turning off their screens
3279
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,335
while he was talking.
3280
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,975
He has now locked all Twitter
employees out of their offices
3281
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,095
until next week, resulting in this
message being broadcast
3282
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:06,015
on Twitter headquarters.
3283
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,655
Names included Mediocre Man child,
Petty Racist, Bankruptcy
3284
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,975
baby and Space Karen.
3285
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,815
I
3286
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,055
wanted
3287
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,495
i1:
3288
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:10,735
to
3289
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:10,975
have
3290
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,215
one
3291
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:11,455
of
3292
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:11,695
six
3293
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:11,935
at
3294
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,175
I wanted it to have one of six at
the
3295
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,335
I wanted it to have one of six at
the end.
3296
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:14,695
Has
3297
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:14,935
he
3298
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,055
killed
3299
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,695
Twitter?
3300
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,095
I
3301
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,535
the end. Has he killed Twitter? I
feel
3302
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,015
like
3303
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:19,135
what
3304
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:19,495
WES
3305
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:19,895
wrong
3306
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,335
with
3307
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,055
giving
3308
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,295
feel like what was wrong with giving
a
3309
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:21,615
blue
3310
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:21,735
tick
3311
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,095
to
3312
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:22,415
anybody-
3313
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,655
Anyone
3314
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:23,975
could
3315
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,215
a blue tick to anybody. Anyone could
buy
3316
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,455
El
3317
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:24,695
blue
3318
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:24,935
tick
3319
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,055
and
3320
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,415
pretend
3321
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,895
to
3322
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,175
be
3323
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,615
me
3324
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:26,855
buy a blue tick and pretend to be me
and
3325
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,095
then
3326
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,335
make
3327
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:27,655
El
3328
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:27,895
tweet
3329
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,535
that
3330
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,015
said,
3331
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,335
I
3332
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:29,575
and then make a tweet that said, I
really
3333
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:29,935
hate
3334
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,175
death
3335
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,415
People.
3336
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:30,735
Anyone
3337
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:30,975
really hate death people. Anyone
could
3338
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,095
do
3339
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,935
that.
3340
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,055
That
3341
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,295
has
3342
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:35,535
given
3343
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:35,775
me
3344
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,215
an
3345
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:40,415
could do that. That has given me an
idea.
3346
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:40,975
Twitter
3347
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,455
dropped
3348
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:41,695
on
3349
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:41,815
the
3350
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,255
stock
3351
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:42,495
idea. Twitter dropped on the stock
exchange
3352
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:42,735
because
3353
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:42,975
People
3354
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,095
sent
3355
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,375
out
3356
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:43,775
exchange because people sent out
fake
3357
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,855
tweets.
3358
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,135
I
3359
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:49,575
thought
3360
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:49,815
that
3361
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,135
Tom
3362
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,375
fake tweets. I thought that Tom
Cruise
3363
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:50,975
tweeted
3364
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,055
me
3365
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:52,415
and
3366
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:52,655
I
3367
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:52,775
was
3368
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,135
like,
3369
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:53,295
he
3370
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:53,695
Cruise tweeted me and I was like, he
is
3371
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:53,935
a
3372
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,175
fan.
3373
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,415
Someone
3374
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,535
had
3375
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,095
Paid
3376
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,215
for
3377
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:55,655
the
3378
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:55,895
is a fan. Someone had paid for the
blue
3379
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,135
tick
3380
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,255
and
3381
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:56,615
ca lled
3382
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:56,855
themselves
3383
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,175
Tom
3384
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,055
blue tick and called themselves Tom
Cruise.
3385
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,055
How
3386
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,295
will
3387
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:00,535
this
3388
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:00,775
affect
3389
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,655
'Nu?
3390
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:01,895
Cruise. How will this affect you?
Please
3391
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,135
destroy
3392
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,375
Twitter.
3393
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,375
I
3394
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,375
want
3395
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,615
to
3396
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:04,935
be
3397
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,775
Please destroy Twitter. I want to be
free.
3398
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,375
BY
3399
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:06,855
Twitter,
3400
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,335
Facebook,
3401
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:07,575
free. By Twitter, Facebook,
Instagram,
3402
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:07,855
TikTok.
3403
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,095
Let
3404
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:08,495
US
3405
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:08,735
all
3406
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,135
be
3407
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:09,375
Instagram, TikTok. Let us all be
free
3408
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,255
and
3409
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:10,895
return
3410
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,135
to
3411
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,375
the
3412
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:11,535
hills,
3413
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:11,815
free and return to the hills,
please.
3414
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,335
BY
3415
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:12,775
Ryan air,
3416
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,015
actually,
3417
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:13,335
while
3418
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:13,575
please. By Ryan air, actually, while
you
3419
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:13,815
are
3420
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,055
at
3421
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,095
it.
3422
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,335
To
3423
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:16,575
do
3424
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:16,975
WEIVG
3425
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,095
when
3426
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:17,655
he
3427
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:17,895
you are at it. To do wave when he
said
3428
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,015
the
3429
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,375
hills?
3430
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,455
Yeah.
3431
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,615
This
Monty Python meme did
3432
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,815
the rounds today that seems
3433
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,015
to sum up the situation.
3434
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,695
Some people suggested we should
print off all our old tweets
3435
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,055
and save them in case the site
crashes.
3436
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,375
, Grow up! I
3437
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:34,615
am
3438
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:34,895
not
3439
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,255
going
3440
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:35,495
to
3441
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:35,735
print
3442
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:35,975
, Grow up! I am not going to print
of
3443
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,215
, Grow up! I am not going to print
of the
3444
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:36,455
time
3445
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:36,575
I
3446
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,135
asked
3447
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,375
if
3448
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:38,615
the
3449
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,335
10:33am
3450
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:39,895
of the time I asked if the 10:33am
service
3451
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,015
to
3452
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,375
Leeds
3453
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:40,495
I?
3454
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:40,855
Still
3455
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,055
running?
3456
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:41,495
I
3457
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:41,615
service to Leeds is still running? I
don't
3458
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:41,855
know
3459
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,215
if
3460
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,055
Vim
3461
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:45,175
eve I'
3462
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,535
SO
3463
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,135
Moira
3464
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,375
don't know if you ever so Moira
Stewart's
3465
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:46,615
Twitter
3466
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:46,935
account.
3467
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,175
One
3468
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:47,495
said,
3469
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:47,735
Stewart's Twitter account. One said,
I
3470
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:47,975
am
3471
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,215
HEW
3472
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,655
to
3473
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,375
Twitter,
3474
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:50,855
I
3475
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,015
don't
3476
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,295
I am new to Twitter, I don't
understand
3477
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,455
it.
3478
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:52,695
The
3479
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:52,815
second
3480
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,175
one
3481
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,335
said,
3482
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:53,615
understand it. The second one said,
Fiona
3483
00:40:53,640 --> 00:41:01,535
Bruce.
3484
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,695
We should have known this
wasn't gonna go well,
3485
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,015
when Musk turned up at Twitter
headquarters with a sink,
3486
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,535
and tweeted "I am buying Twitter.
3487
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:15,560
Let that sink in." with
this bizarre footage.
3488
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,135
This is encase
3489
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,255
WE
3490
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:19,495
don't
3491
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:19,655
have
3492
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,015
Twitter
3493
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,255
This is encase we don't have Twitter
any
3494
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,615
This is encase we don't have Twitter
any more.
3495
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:20,855
So
3496
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,095
WE
3497
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,215
90':
3498
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:21,575
owl
3499
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,575
tweet!
3500
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,215
Jl<
3501
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:25,455
any more. So we got owl tweet! jK
rolling
3502
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,415
says...
3503
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:29,655
Do
3504
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:29,895
'Nu
3505
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,135
kn ow
3506
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:30,455
what?
3507
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:30,695
Rolling says... Do you know what?
Never
3508
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,015
mind.
3509
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,255
Welcome back to The Last Leg,
we're joined by Rose Ayling-
3510
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,775
Ellis, Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
3511
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,615
Josh has been Rishi'ing the Sunak
out of the last seven days.
3512
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,775
Josh, what have you got for us?
3513
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,135
Would you like to see alarming
footage of a daredevil
3514
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,975
pigeon catching a ride on a plane?
3515
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,935
Yes.
3516
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,055
Here
3517
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,415
we
3518
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,055
9o_
3519
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,655
There
3520
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:03,895
he
3521
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,135
iS,
3522
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:04,375
just
3523
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:04,495
Yes. Here we go. There he is, just
on
3524
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:04,855
Yes. Here we go. There he is, just
on the
3525
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,535
wing.
3526
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,055
He
3527
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:07,695
will
3528
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:07,935
be
3529
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,175
all
3530
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:08,495
right
3531
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:08,615
on the wing. He will be all right
because
3532
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:08,855
he
3533
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,095
will
3534
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,575
just
3535
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,095
sit
3536
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:10,695
0|'!
3537
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,015
The
3538
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,255
because he will just sit on the
wing,
3539
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,735
right?
3540
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:11,975
He
3541
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,695
I?
3542
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:12,935
Holding
3543
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,735
On,
3544
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,055
doing
3545
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:14,295
wing, right? He is holding on, doing
all
3546
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,655
right.
3547
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,015
He
3548
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,255
I?
3549
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,375
Bracing.
3550
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,095
I
3551
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,455
think
3552
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:16,615
he
3553
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,015
all right. He is bracing. I think he
is
3554
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,135
going
3555
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,495
to
3556
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:17,735
do
3557
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:17,855
it.
3558
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,095
Oh,
3559
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:23,575
Ho'.!
3560
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:23,815
He
3561
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,415
died.
3562
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:24,815
Is going to do it. Oh, no! He cited.
No,
3563
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:24,935
he
3564
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,175
didn't.
3565
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:25,535
He
3566
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,415
didn't.
3567
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,055
Would you like to see
a cute clip of a cat's
3568
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:40,775
surprising reaction
to a kiss?
3569
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:46,215
Yes.
LAUGHTER
3570
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:46,455
LAUGHTER
Another
3571
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,975
One?
3572
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,575
Would you like to see some
funny footage of a feline
3573
00:42:53,600 --> 00:43:01,600
Neighbourhood Watch?
3574
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,215
We asked you, what song
would you use to describe
3575
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,495
the Autumn Statement?
3576
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,135
I
3577
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,655
think
3578
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:15,895
WE
3579
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,055
6P6
3580
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,415
broke
3581
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,135
HOW.
3582
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,255
BabY 1
3583
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,495
it's
3584
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:18,735
I think we are broke now. Baby, it's
cold
3585
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,175
I think we are broke now. Baby, it's
cold inside.
3586
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,895
I
3587
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,135
predict
3588
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:20,375
a
3589
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:20,935
riot.
3590
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,175
Cold inside. I predict a riot.
Freezing
3591
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,415
if'
3592
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:21,655
the
3593
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:21,975
moonlight.
3594
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,215
I
3595
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:22,735
think
3596
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:22,975
Freezing in the moonlight. I think
we've
3597
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:23,375
90':
3598
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,735
another
3599
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,255
0H6
3600
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:24,495
coming
3601
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:24,815
if I,
3602
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,135
we've got another one coming in,
though...
3603
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:25,375
Thank
3604
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,655
Y0u_
3605
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:28,895
I
3606
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,055
can
3607
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,415
feel
3608
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,975
Your
3609
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,215
though... Thank you. I can feel your
disappointment
3610
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,455
that
3611
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,575
there
3612
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:30,935
if
3613
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:31,255
I10
3614
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,655
disappointment that there is no
food.
3615
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:33,895
Let
3616
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,135
me
3617
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,295
S66.
3618
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:36,695
Look
3619
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:36,935
said,
3620
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,415
running
3621
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,655
food. Let me see. Look said, running
UP
3622
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:37,895
that
3623
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,695
bill.
3624
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:39,935
How
3625
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,335
appropriate.
3626
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,455
We are about to unveil our song
for Qatar, but before we do,
3627
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,135
would you please thank our guests
Rose Ayling Ellis, Peter Crouch,
3628
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:57,095
Phil Wang, and Rose's
interpreter Rachel Williams?
3629
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:03,695
And my co-hosts josh
Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.
3630
00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,295
We'll be back next week
with our guests actress Susan Wokoma
3631
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,375
and director Richard Ayoade.
3632
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,735
Right now, though, we'd
like to unveil our Official World
3633
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,135
Cup Anthem for Qatar.
3634
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,895
This morning, Frank Skinner
and David Baddiel released
3635
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,295
an updated version of Three Lions
for the World Cup.
3636
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,615
Coincidentally, we had the same
idea, but we pitched ours
3637
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,735
a little differently.
3638
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,935
With human rights abuses,
and medieval views on homosexuality,
3639
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,775
we think its time to celebrate
what Qatar is really all about.
3640
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:32,815
And we'd like to do it with the help
of the The Fourth Choir,
3641
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,175
along with the woman who has spent
most of this year pretending to be
3642
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,295
Liz Truss, but can now be
herself, Jess Robinson.
3643
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:44,935
Let's do it.
3644
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,895
# Becoming home
3645
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,575
—
3646
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,655
# -ophobic.
3647
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,975
# It's becoming home.
3648
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:59,000
# Becoming home.
3649
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,255
Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
3650
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,295
My name's Adam Hills.
3651
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:45,320
See you next week for the next leg.