This program me contains strong language and adult humour
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Lower your thermostat, tighten your belts, and decide
which kidney you wanna keep.
It's Friday we're live and it's time for The Last Leg.
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Tonight on the show...
We look back on a summer of madness.
Check in on this week's Autumn Statement.
And look ahead to a winter of football.
Plus we'll be joined by football legend Peter Crouch,
actor Rose Ayling-Ellis, and comedian Phil Wang,
on the show that sometimes bites off more than it can chew.
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G'day, hello.
I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg,
the show that wants to ask Twitter if it's OK.
With me are the pride of Dartmoor, josh Widdicombe.
And the man who thought an Autumn Statement was
when you wear a bright orange scarf.
Alex Brooker.
A lot of things happened
while we were off air, but this is one of them.
I
don't
kn ow
if
'Nu
know...
That's right, I got a couple of letters.
An M, a B, and an E.
I thought it was going to
be
OAP.
I thought it was going to be OAP. That
I thought it was going to be OAP. That is
the
quickest
I
have
GVGI'
That is the quickest I have ever been
deflated.
In
80
yea rs
of
life.
Been deflated. In 80 years of life. Very
impressed.
Looks
li ke
Vim
90':
Very impressed. Looks like you got the
ultimate
blue
badge.
You
can
HOW
the ultimate blue badge. You can now drive
into
the
supermarket.
Drive into the supermarket. Genuinely
v6"!
Excited.
It
was
a
big
Genuinely very excited. It was a big day
at
Windsor
Castle.
I
was
hoping
day at Windsor Castle. I was hoping one
of
Charles's
first
acts
would
be
one of Charles's first acts would be withdrawing
it
and
I
have
been
withdrawing it and I have been looking
at
other
People
who
have
the
looking at other people who have the MBE.
Gregg
Wa lla ce.
Mr
Motivator.
MBE. Gregg Wallace. Mr Motivator. Alan
Titch marsh
and
Judge
render.
Alan Titchmarsh and judge render. They
also
book
celebrity
Coach
trip.
They also book celebrity Coach trip. It
was
Princess
Anna.
Do
Vim
know
It was Princess Anna. Do you know who
Vim
are
getting?
They
keBP
it
a
who you are getting? They keep it a secret
and
then
'Nu
find
out
on
the
secret and then you find out on the day.
Are
the'!
Sat
0|'!
A
throne
with
day. Are they sat on a throne with their
back
to
Vim
and
turned
round
their back to you and turned round like
the
Voice.
It
was
love ly,
here
like the Voice. It was lovely, here is
me
getting
the
award
than
that
if
is me getting the award than that is me
afterwards.
We
had
a
little
chat.
Me afterwards. We had a little chat. She
chatted
about
comedy.
How
long
She chatted about comedy. How long have
'Nu
been
doing,
they?
Have
'Nu
have you been doing, they? Have you always
been
funny
and
if
it
always been funny and is it difficult?
But
then
she
said,
rrlY
difficult? But then she said, my favourite
show
if
Would
I
Lie
to
favourite show is Would I Lie to You.
You
don't
expect
the
Princess
You. You don't expect the Princess Royal
to
be
watching
Would
I
Lie
to
Royal to be watching Would I Lie to You.
Andrew,
maybe.
I
love
the
one
You. Andrew, maybe. I love the one with
Alan
Titch marsh
and
Mr
with Alan Titchmarsh and Mr Motivator.
She
said,
have
'Nu
been
Motivator. She said, have you been on
and
I
said
I
haven't.
Anyway-
on and I said I haven't. Anyway, congratulations...
I
wish
I
had
been
congratulations... I wish I had been quick
enough
to
58%
rrlY
favourite
quick enough to say, my favourite show
if
the
Crown,
have
'Nu
been
On?
Show is the Crown, have you been on? I
was
hoping
I
would
9E1:
Meghan
for
I was hoping I would get Meghan for less.
You
wa lk
if'
and
receive
the
less. You walk in and receive the award
and
wa lk
out,
'Nu
can't
take
award and walk out, you can't take photos
inside
an'!
Of
the
rooms
but
photos inside any of the rooms but you
wa lk
out
with
photographers
you walk out with photographers ready
for
'Nu
and
they
58%
would
ready for you and they say, would you
li ke
a
photo
taken
SO
I
90':
this
you like a photo taken so I got this photo
taken
of
me
and
rrlY
mum.
£25.
Photo taken of me and my mum. £25. You
know
y0Ur
mum
will
have
a
photo
You know your mum will have a photo with
Vim
for
free.
Like
when
Vim
90
with you for free. Like when you go on
a
ride
at
Alton
Towers.
You
on a ride at Alton Towers. You weren't
allowed
y0Ur
phones
when
the
weren't allowed your phones when the Queen
was
lying
0|'!
The
state.
Photos
Queen was lying on the state. Photos on
the
WHY
out.
I
have
90ne
the
on the way out. I have gone the whole
h09
with
key
rings
6P6
made
LIP
whole hog with key rings are made up and
I
90':
something
for
'Nu
guys
3S
and I got something for you guys as well.
Josh,
for
Yo u,
a
little
well. josh, for you, a little pillow.
That
I?
Yours.
I
can
sit
0|'!
Pillow. That is yours. I can sit on your
face.
And
Alex,
I
90':
'Nu
a
your face. And Alex, I got you a T-shirt,
me
on
the
front
and
on
the
T-shirt, me on the front and on the back
it
said...
I
I know
I
am
not
EIS
slim
EIS
I
used
to
I know I am not as slim as I used to be.
I know I am not as slim as I used to be. Can
Vim
sign
this
for
me.
Be. Can you sign this for me, please?
I1:
I?
Not
just
going
to
be
please? It is not just going to be the
royal
family
making
a
bit
of
the royal family making a bit of cash
0|'!
The
side.
Don't
Put
to
Alex.
Cash on the side. Don't put to Alex. All
n“!
love,
Rolf
Harris.
All my love, Rolf Harris. APPLAUSE
Do
'Nu
kn ow
what,
if
I
saw
that
on
Do you know what, if I saw that on eBay,
and
Adam
Hills
T-shirt
signed
eBay, and Adam Hills T-shirt signed by
a
Rolf
Harris,
I
would
bu'!
It.
By a Rolf Harris, I would buy it. The
cushion
I?
Bigger
than
me!
As always we will do our best to answer your big questions this
week, you can tweet them to us @TheLastLeg and hashtag
isitok.
For example, is it ok that the TV
show Neighbours is making a return, and this time it
will be with Amazon?
Yes.
Is it OK to think that's really appropriate,
cos normally your Amazon ends up with your Neighbours?
Yes again.
I just realised
that
holding
this
I just realised that holding this cushion
I just realised that holding this cushion like
this,
li ke
I
am
trying
cushion like this, like I am trying to
COVET
an
election.
Really
pleased
to cover an election. Really pleased Neighbours
I?
Back.
I
li ke
the
idea
Neighbours is back. I like the idea when
Amazon
bought
Neighbours,
a
when Amazon bought Neighbours, a little
thing
Popped
UP
saying
Vim
little thing popped up saying you might
also
li ke
home
and
away.
Elon
might also like home and away. Elon Musk
has
ruined
his
career
DY
buying
Musk has ruined his career by buying Twitter,
Jeff
Bezos
has
HOW
bought
Twitter, Jeff Bezos has now bought Neighbours.
Next
week
Bill
Gates
Neighbours. Next week Bill Gates will
relaunch
Woolworths.
Do
'Nu
will relaunch Woolworths. Do you think
he
if
going
to
ruin
think he is going to ruin Neighbours?
I bet there'll be
a character called Alexa,
and she'll be a real know-it-all.
Let's get into the news now, and jack said:
#|s|tOk that you'll need a five hour show to fit in everything that's
happened since you've been gone.
Yes, jack, a lot has happened in the last six weeks.
And since Liz Truss completed her entire
Prime Ministerial career in 44 days, I'm gonna try to wrap up
what happened in 44 seconds.
Lads,
can
'Nu
come
OVGI'
and
give
me
Lads, can you come over and give me a
Lads, can you come over and give me a hand.
Now
Vim
are
an
MBE!
Already
a hand. Now you are an MBE! Already getting
servants.
I
think
I
have
getting servants. I think I have got...
I
am
not
the
best
person
for
got... I am not the best person for holding
UP
cards
but
i1:
I?
What
i1:
holding up cards but it is what it is.
Start the clock.
Kwasi Kwarteng was sacked as Chancellor after delivering
a budget that crashed the economy.
Suella Braverman was forced to resign as Home Secretary
for breaches of security.
Liz Truss resigned as Prime Minister
after 44 days and was technically outlasted by a lettuce.
Boris Johnson flew back
from a holiday in the Caribbean, only to announce that he wouldn't be
running for the leadership.
Rishi Sunak became Prime Minister,
despite having lost the leadership election less than
two months earlier.
Suella Braverman was reinstated
as Home Secretary after six days, despite the aforementioned
breaches of security.
Sir Gavin Williamson resigned from the cabinet over
allegations of bullying, making this the third Prime Minister
under which he has had to resign.
Jeremy Hunt replaced Kwasi Kwarteng
as Chancellor and has now suggested doing the exact opposite
to everything Kwarteng suggested.
And finally, Matt Hancock lost the Tory whip for
signing up to appear on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out
Of Here and has already eaten a Camel Venus in the Australian
jungle.
You
ma)!
Be
seated.
Thank
Wu,
tell
You may be seated. Thank you, tell you
You may be seated. Thank you, tell you what,
I
can't
have
trapped
eight
you what, I can't have trapped eight letters
0|'!
The
fly.
The state of English politics is now so unstable,
social workers have genuinely stopped asking dementia patients
who the current Prime Minister is.
That
I?
Genuinely
true.
Lads, what have you made of it all?
Got to feel
for
Larry
the
cat.
He
Got to feel for Larry the cat. He has
Got to feel for Larry the cat. He has only
just
bonded
with
Liz
Truss.
Has only just bonded with Liz Truss. Honestly,
I
think
he
needs
to
be
Put
Honestly, I think he needs to be put in
a
more
stable
home.
Must
feel
in a more stable home. Must feel like
he
I?
Taking
if'
stray
prime
like he is taking in stray prime ministers.
The
WHY
I
look
at
it,
i1:
ministers. The way I look at it, it was
weird
because
I
thought
to
was weird because I thought to myself,
the
18th
of
November
SO
that
myself, the 18th of November so that means
i1:
I?
On“!
Four
chancellors
to
means it is only four chancellors to Christmas.
There was a strange moment on Remembrance Sunday
when Liz Truss lined up with all the other former PMs
to pay their respects.
In years to come, people are gonna think Remembrance Sunday
is when we all try to remember who the lady on the left is.
That
I?
Just
before,
there
was
a
That is just before, there was a weird
That is just before, there was a weird bit
where
the'!
{FY
to
Pass
an
weird bit where they try to pass an ice
cube
down
using
their
teeth.
Ice cube down using their teeth. That
I?
Ii ke
me
lining
UP
with
the
That is like me lining up with the England
team
0|'!
Monday
because
I
did
England team on Monday because I did 14
minutes
at
Soccer
aid.
Just
the
14 minutes at Soccer aid. just the two
references
SO
far
air
What makes her 44 days more astounding was that the UK
was in a period of mourning for ten of those days.
Just to give
Vim
some
perspective,
just to give you some perspective, 44
just to give you some perspective, 44 clays.
She
spent
less
time
EIS
44 clays. She spent less time as Prime
Minister
than
Bubbles
spent
if'
Prime Minister than Bubbles spent in the
Big
Brother
house.
I
haven't
the Big Brother house. I haven't checked
that
but
I10
one
will
check
checked that but no one will check it.
The Chilean miners were underground for longer
than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.
What I was figuring
out
earlier.
What I was figuring out earlier. They
What I was figuring out earlier. They were
talking
this
week
about
They were talking this week about the
13
billion
black
hole
if'
the
the 13 billion black hole in the economy
caused
DY
the
mar“!
Budget
SO
economy caused by the many budget so that
was
under
Liz
Truss's
ten
r!
That was under Liz Truss's ten year, so
if'
the
44
clays,
she
costs
the
so in the 44 clays, she costs the economy,
OI'
her
prime
minister ship,
economy, or her prime minister ship, £681
million
a
clay.
That
I?
£28
£681 million a clay. That is £28 million
an
hour.
And
thankfully
for
million an hour. And thankfully for as
she
was
asleep
for
some
of
them.
Andy said,
#|s|tOk that there was an Autumn Statement on Thursday
and nowhere in that statement did it announce a general election?
The Autumn Statement was delivered yesterday
by the Chancellor Insert Name Here.
It was the third major fiscal statement made this year
by the fourth Chancellor.
Thank God we never voted for that Coalition of Chaos, huh?
Jeremy Hunt said we need to face down the storm,
without acknowledging that his Party are the ones that created the storm.
It was kinda like Doctor Frankenstein saying "We need
to face down this monster."
I1:
I?
Ii ke
the'!
Are
going,
who
has
It is like they are going, who has taken
It is like they are going, who has taken a
shit
if'
the
pants
I
am
taken a shit in the pants I am wearing.
Wearing. APPLAUSE
You
said
that
if
'Nu
have
had
You said that is if you have had that
situation.
Hunt also said he had to make decisions of "Eye
watering difficulty".
My mum didn't even decide
the
My mum didn't even decide the decision
My mum didn't even decide the decision to
amputate
n“!
Foot
li ke
decision to amputate my foot like that.
That
I?
Because
i1:
was
if'
the
that. That is because it was in the Channel
ll-
contract.
But again, these decisions are being made after 12
years of Conservatives in power.
You can't expect sympathy for eye-watering decisions
when you're the one chopping the onions.
The takeaway from the Autumn Statement is that we'll
all have to pay more tax, but the middle class
will be hit the hardest.
The good news is that benefits will rise in line with inflation,
the Energy Price cap will be guaranteed, although it won't be
as generous and there'll be support for pensioners
and people with disabilities.
However, it will bring about the biggest fall in living
standards in 60 years and the highest tax burden
since World War Two.
The Institute for Fiscal Studies said the situation has been caused
by a series of economic own goals.
That
I?
A
kind
WHY
to
Put
it.
You
That is a kind way to put it. You couldn't
That is a kind way to put it. You couldn't use
that
if'
an'!
Other
WHY
couldn't use that in any other way of
life.
Imagine
if
Vim
soothe
0|'!
A
of life. Imagine if you soothe on a credit
card
statement
and
y0Ur
wife
credit card statement and your wife asked
Vim
if
Vim
spend
£3000
0|'!
Mr
asked you if you spend £3000 on Mr Frosty
and
Vim
said
that
was
a
bit
Frosty and you said that was a bit of
an
economic
and
9o_
I1:
I?
Just
a
of an economic and go. It is just a time
when
everything
I?
going
to
be
time when everything is going to be tight.
Every
decision...
I
can't
tight. Every decision... I can't drive,
I
will
9E1:
the
bus.
I
can
drive, I will get the bus. I can only
heat
n“!
House
when
i1:
I?
Ream]
Only heat my house when it is really cold.
If
I
9E1:
an
MBE,
I
will
on“!
Cold. if I get an MBE, I will only be
able
to
9E1:
a
small
Photograph.
Labour's Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves said he's basically trying
to fix the mess his own party has got us into.
Her exact words were, "Every mortgage they raise,
every cut they make, every tax they hike,
the Conservatives are costing you."
Ironically it's also gonna be a tantric recession,
cos it'll go on for ages and at the end of it
we'll all be fucked.
Our poll tonight is what song would you use to describe
the Autumn Statement?
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use
the hashtag...BudgetSongs.
No
money,
more
problems.
The
current
No money, more problems. The current fiscal
No money, more problems. The current fiscal situation
has
a
detrimental
fiscal situation has a detrimental effect
on
those
on
the
lowest
effect on those on the lowest economic
scale
[TIGERS
that
they
will
economic scale means that they will all
end
LIP
sleeping
if'
a
pa rklife.
All end up sleeping in a park life. You
have
ruined
the
week
when
Blair
You have ruined the week when Blair came
back!
All right, enough politics, let's welcome tonight's guests.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Oh, hi.
It
if
OUT
Liz
Truss
impersonator.
Liz Truss here.
Just wondering if you need me for this week's show.
Oh.
Um, no I think we're good.
You sure?
You don't need a song?
I can wear a funny hat!
I'm sorry, it's just that you're not Prime Minister any more.
So that's it, is it?
You just don't need me any more?
I was on every episode last series.
What
we're
doing,
Adam?
I'm
rea lly
What we're doing, Adam? I'm really sorry.
What we're doing, Adam? I'm really sorry. Someone
should
have
told
Y0u_
sorry. Someone should have told you. This
I?
RnY
career.
This
I?
El
This is my career. This is a disgrace.
I took out a fucking mortgage based on this show.
I turned down six weeks of panto.
I could have been Widow Twankie in Hull!
Security!
I'm sorry, we just don't
need
Y0u_
I'm sorry, we just don't need you. You
I'm sorry, we just don't need you. You said
this
WES
rnY
big
break!
I
You said this was my big break! I thought
it
was
going
to
last
for
thought it was going to last for longer!
You've
said
that
before.
longer! You've said that before. LAUGHTER
Sorry.
I
mean,
to
be
fair,
she
Put
Sorry. I mean, to be fair, she put UP
more
of
a
fight
than
the
actual
up more of a fight than the actual Liz
Truss.
All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
A footballer, an actor and a comedian walk into a TV Show.
Please welcome Peter Crouch, Rose Ayling-Ellis and Phil Wang.
It's
not
often
I
s8'!
This
to
a
It's not often I say this to a guest.
It's not often I say this to a guest. I'm
SOITY,
WE
had
to
clear
guest. I'm sorry, we had to clear the
letters
out.
Peter, you have quite an unusual connection to The Last Leg?
You are
aware
of
what
WE
do?
I
am
a
You are aware of what we do? I am a fan.
You are aware of what we do? I am a fan. I
had
a
ritual
when
I
was
fan. I had a ritual when I was playing
football
if'
the
away
games.
Playing football in the away games. I
would
watch
this
show
and
then
if
I would watch this show and then if we
Played
Man
United
the
next
daY
we played Man United the next clay and
I
would
90
straight
to
sleep
and I would go straight to sleep afterwards.
It
if
a
900d
thing
it
if
afterwards. It is a good thing it is on
late.
What
I
take
I?
We
90':
Vim
on late. What I take is we got you off
to
sleep.
I
genuinely
enjoy
i1:
off to sleep. I genuinely enjoy it and
I
watched
i1:
before
big
games.
And I watched it before big games. What
a
strange
nofion
that
'Nu
would
What a strange notion that you would watch
3S
before
a
big
game.
Did
it
watch as before a big game. Did it help?
I1:
didn't
not
help.
Would
have
help? It didn't not help. Would have you
made
at
the
last
few
weeks
if'
you made at the last few weeks in politics?
You're
asking
a
politics? You're asking a footballer!
Phil,
what
about
'Nu?
I1:
footballer! Phil, what about you? It has
been
p retty
good.
Just
kidding.
Has been pretty good. just kidding. The
Liz
Truss
premiership,
the
most
The Liz Truss premiership, the most disastrous
premiership
we
have
had
disastrous premiership we have had in
recent
memory
and
that
includes
in recent memory and that includes Boris
Johnson.
Absolutely
Boris Johnson. Absolutely disastrous.
She
ruined
the
economy,
disastrous. She ruined the economy, she
destroyed
the
country.
That
she destroyed the country. That serves
US
right.
That's
what
happens
serves us right. That's what happens when
'Nu
Pick
someone
to
be
Prime
when you pick someone to be Prime Minister
jUst
because
they're
fit.
Minister just because they're fit. LAUGHTER
What
did
'Nu
think
WES
going
to
What did you think was going to happen?
Oh,
she
I?
Hot,
let's
PUt
happen? Oh, she is hot, let's put her
if'
charge.
Oh,
'Nu
think
because
her in charge. Oh, you think because she
I?
El
buff
tiflg
she
will
be
900d
she is a buff ting she will be good in
Parliament?
You
think
because
she
in Parliament? You think because she is
El
ten
she
will
be
able
to
TUFI
is a ten she will be able to run number
ten?
We
learn
nothing.
Have
number ten? We learn nothing. Have unique
SGHSG
of
anything
that
has
unique sense of anything that has gone
on
if'
the
couple
of
months?
The
gone on in the couple of months? The strangest
thing
I?
That
ToflY
Adams
strangest thing is that Tony Adams lasted
longer
than
the
Prime
lasted longer than the Prime Minister,
SO
well
clone.
We
have
not
Minister, so well clone. We have not even
mention
a
certain
MP'S
even mention a certain MP's appearance
on
a
certain
reality
appearance on a certain reality show.
One thing we haven't mentioned yet is a certain MP's appearance
on a certain reality show.
Daddy Pig said...
Daddy Pig?
Nice to get a tweet from David Cameron.
#|s|tOk That Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion while doing I'm
a Celebrity?
He's doing OK but the scorpion is having counseling.
The Former Health Secretary and Cupboard Fondler
is currently a contestant on I'm A Celebrity
Get Me Out Of Here.
Hancock is apparently earning £400,000 for the gig,
which he said he is doing to raise awareness for Dyslexia.
However, he hasn't mentioned dyslexia once while in camp,
nor is he donating his appearance fee to any dyslexia charity yet.
How do we feel about Matt Hancock in the jungle?
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it?
Yes.
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes. I
It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes. I don't
know
if
Vim
SO
the
first
I don't know if you so the first trial.
He
had
to
eat
about.
I1:
trial. He had to eat about. It almost
started
all
OVGF
again.
Rose,
almost started all over again. Rose, have
'Nu
been
watching?
I
don't
have you been watching? I don't watch
i1:
but
I
do
think
him
going
0|'!
Watch it but I do think him going on that
show,
what
I?
He
thinking?
Why?
That show, what is he thinking? Why? Does
he
want
to
be
famous
OI'
does
he
Does he want to be famous or does he actually
want
to
do
a
Proper
Job?
I
actually want to do a proper job? I think
we
all
the
answer
to
that.
Think we all the answer to that. Peter,
would
'Nu
90
on
a
show
li ke
Peter, would you go on a show like that?
I
am
not
against
it.
I
love
that? I am not against it. I love the
show,
to
be
honest.
I
am
not
the show, to be honest. I am not sure
i1:
I?
900d
if'
there.
If
I
had
sure it is good in there. if I had lost
someone
dufing
the
pandemic
and
lost someone during the pandemic and I
saw
that,
hit
making
a
tiP
of
I saw that, hit making a tip of himself
0|'!
live
telly,
I
don't
know
himself on live telly, I don't know what
I
would
think
about
that.
Phil?
What I would think about that. Phil? Oh...
I
will
HGVGI'
forgive
Matt
Oh... I will never forgive Matt Hancock
for
making
me
download
the
Hancock for making me download the ITV
Player.
The
ad
breaks
are
ITV player. The ad breaks are interminable.
He
has
HGVGI'
mentioned
interminable. He has never mentioned dyslexia.
He
should
have
said
that
dyslexia. He should have said that he
was
raising
HWHTEHESS
for
he was raising awareness for forgetfulness,
and
then
when
Pe0ple
forgetfulness, and then when people said
he
had
not
mentioned
it,
he
said he had not mentioned it, he could
have
said
i1:
was
SO
serious.
Could have said it was so serious. He
has
dyslexia
himself.
He has dyslexia himself. Technically,
he
I?
Allowed
to
do
the
Technically, he is allowed to do the Bush
tucker
trials
with
a
mp“??-
He
Bush tucker trials with a laptop. He has
i1:
quite
bad.
He
mixes
words
UP
has it quite bad. He mixes words up a
lot.
For
examyfle,
wife
and
a lot. For example, wife and personal
assistant.
Personal assistant. LAUGHTER
right.
Maybe
he
misheard
her
and
, right. Maybe he misheard her and thought
she
said
meets
me
if'
rrlY
thought she said meets me in my orifice.
Yes,
I
actually
made
it
orifice. Yes, I actually made it worse,
how
about
that?
Hancock said this week that Liz Truss's career is over,
which is pretty rich coming from a guy eating a witchetty grub
in a Queensland Rainforest.
Matt Hancock keeps defending himself for the office affair,
saying "I just fell in love".
But that's not the reason people are pissy with him.
It's the whole bungling-Covid-thing that people don't like.
Put it this way.
Boy George went to prison for handcuffing someone
to a wall and beating him with a metal chain -
and even he thinks Matt Hancock's dodgy.
Some protesters flew a 'SS-metre banner over the jungle,
which they captured in this striking image.
Th6Y
should
have
written
hello,
i1:
They should have written hello, it is
They should have written hello, it is Gina
here.
I
think
we
should
see
is Gina here. I think we should see other
Pe0ple.
The
thing
about
i1:
I?
Other people. The thing about it is all
of
that
stuff
that
happened
all of that stuff that happened under
his
watch
and
at
the
start
he
under his watch and at the start he was
getting
voted
if'
to
do
the
was getting voted in to do the trials,
that
I?
Not
EVE“
happening
trials, that is not even happening any
more,
which
means
ma'!
Be
some
of
any more, which means may be some of the
pubfic
are
actually
starting
to
the public are actually starting to almost
side
with
him,
and
i1:
I?
Almost side with him, and it is almost
li ke
i1:
doesn't
matter
what
almost like it doesn't matter what you
have
clone,
Vim
can
90
0|'!
A
you have clone, you can go on a reality
show
and
that
will
kind
of
reality show and that will kind of sway
opinion
if'
y0Ur
favour.
I
just
sway opinion in your favour. I just keep
thinking,
Vladimir
Putin
has
keep thinking, Vladimir Putin has just
90':
to
be
sitting
there
just got to be sitting there thinking,
if
I
90
0|'!
The
next
series
thinking, if I go on the next series of
the
Masked
Singer,
I
can
turn
of the Masked Singer, I can turn this
around.
If
someone
if'
Russia
this around. If someone in Russia isn't
making
Dancing
with
the
isn't making Dancing with the Czars...
I feel for Hancock's constituents.
Cos we're in the middle of a cost of living crisis,
we've just faced an eye-watering Autumn Statement -
and he's off earning 400K for eating a kangaroo's penis.
So I'm stepping up.
I've done a bit of research and it turns out my ancestors came
from a town called Mildenhall, which is in Matt
H a n cock's constituency.
So I'm gonna take over from Matt Hancock while he's in the jungle.
Australia gets him, West Suffolk gets an Aussie.
In fact, here's my pitch for Mildenhall.
I
am
genuinely
going
to
do
this.
I
I am genuinely going to do this. I am
I am genuinely going to do this. I am going
there
and
I
am
going
to
set
am going there and I am going to set UP
a
desk
and
if
an'!
Of
the
loca ls
up a desk and if any of the locals want
to
come
and
meet
me
and
tell
me
want to come and meet me and tell me your
problems,
I
will
try
to
fix
your problems, I will try to fix stuff
while
Matt
Hancock
if
if'
the
stuff while Matt Hancock is in the jungle.
I
reckon
I
can
do
a
better
jungle. I reckon I can do a better job
if'
a
week
than
he
has
done.
Job in a week than he has done. CHEERING
We
will
film
advance
week.
You
6P6
We will film advance week. You are not
a
politician
until
'Nu
make
an
not a politician until you make an advert,
SO
this
if
rrlY
little
pitch.
Hi, I'm Adam Hills.
And my roots to Mildenhall go way back.
In fact, they're as old as the hills.
Which is why I wanna help out.
With your MP in the jungle, and in the doghouse,
I'm saying I'm a celebrity,
get me into there.
This Sunday, I'll be holding an impromptu
surgery in the marketplace, which boasts
a 16th-century hexagonal market cross and town pump.
Thanks, Wikipedia.
So come along to Mildenhall marketplace on Sunday where
I'll rock out with Hancock out.
Genuinely going to do it. See you there on
Sunday.
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,
and turn the heat up in Qatar.
Plus we want to know
what song would you use to describe the Autumn Statement?
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use the hashtag BudgetSongs.
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis,
Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
Rose is about to play the role of Celia in
As You Like It in the West End, which begs the question,
will you be signing it?
Yes,
I
will
be
signing
and
it
if
Yes, I will be signing and it is really
Yes, I will be signing and it is really difficult
because
sign
really difficult because sign language
if
v6"!
literal
SO
I
have
language is very literal so I have to
work
it
out,
but
it
if
SO
visual.
To work it out, but it is so visual, so
I
am
having
a
great
time.
Are
an'!
So I am having a great time. Are any lines
if'
particular
fun
to
Sign?
I
lines in particular fun to sign? I would
go...
Good thing you're not in Julius Caesar,
cos you'd have to sign the line, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen,
lend me your ears."
Also kind of weird. You are on
tour
Also kind of weird. You are on tour at
Also kind of weird. You are on tour at the
moment,
here
if
a
poster.
You
at the moment, here is a poster. You can
see
I
am
really
looking
forward
can see I am really looking forward to
it.
Spring
around
the
UK
and
to it. Spring around the UK and Ireland.
Peter, you have a new book out, tell us about it.
It is
this,
how
to
be
an
expert
It is this, how to be an expert bower.
It is this, how to be an expert bower. I
am
retired
and
I
brought
a
bower. I am retired and I brought a book
out.
Ii
X
footballer.
Book out. -- X footballer. APPLAUSE
There
I?
A
little
bit
more
to
it.
There is a little bit more to it. You
have
researched
former
You have researched former footballers
and
what
they
do
for
a
footballers and what they do for a living
and
I
will
throw
some
names
living and I will throw some names at
Y0u_
Arjan de Zeeuw.
He
I?
A
narcotics
detective
if'
He is a narcotics detective in Holland.
He is a narcotics detective in Holland. I
Played
against
him
and
he
Holland. I played against him and he was
a
big
centre
half.
I
interviewed
was a big centre half. I interviewed him
and
he
I?
0|'!
Stakeout
and
him and he is on stakeout and homicide,
narcotics...
An
incredible
homicide, narcotics... An incredible story.
Frank LeBouef.
He
I?
An
actor
and
he
I?
If'
the
He is an actor and he is in the Theory
He is an actor and he is in the Theory of
Everything.
About
Stephen
Theory of Everything. About Stephen Hawking?
I
was
sitting
watching
i1:
Hawking? I was sitting watching it in
the
cinema
and
I
said
that
EIS
in the cinema and I said that as Frank
Leboeuf.
She
said
I
don't
Frank Leboeuf. She said I don't care.
I
said,
genuinely
that
I?
Care. I said, genuinely that is Frank
and
she
said
again,
I
don't
Frank and she said again, I don't care.
I
made
her
wait
until
the
care. I made her wait until the credits
came
UPI
right
at
the
end
i1:
credits came up, right at the end it was
Frank
Leboeuf.
What
has
he
been
was Frank Leboeuf. What has he been in?
Chelsea's
back
four.
Tino Asprilla.
He
I?
0|'!
A
range
of
condoms.
Surely goalkeepers should have their own condoms,
cos they keep clean sheets.
I am really relieved
that
isn't
an
I am really relieved that isn't an anecdote
I am really relieved that isn't an anecdote about
how
he
found
that
anecdote about how he found that out.
J0sh
and
Rob
Beckett
have
just
out. josh and Rob Beckett have just released
a
book,
Parenting
held.
And
released a book, Parenting held. And as
promotion
they
have
Put
out
as promotion they have put out condoms
with
their
faces
on
them.
We
condoms with their faces on them. We did.
I
was
sent
a
couple
SO
I
HOW
did. I was sent a couple so I now have
condoms
with
'Nu
and
Rob
have condoms with you and Rob Beckett
on
it.
Th6Y
don't
look
v6 FY
Beckett on it. They don't look very used.
I
should
explain
how
we
90':
used. I should explain how we got the
condoms.
We
Paid
25
quid
when
we
the condoms. We paid 25 quid when we got
OUT
MBE.
I
would
saY
there
I?
Got our MBE. I would say there is probably
I10
greater
contraception
probably no greater contraception than
a
condom
with
y0Ur
face
0|'!
The.
Than a condom with your face on the. Which
if
WW
mine
have
HGVGI'
been
Which is why mine have never been used.
Let's talk about the World Cup now and Robin asked the question
many of you are pondering.
#|s|tOk to hold the World Cup in a country which devalues human
rights by adhering to medieval laws and practices.
This World Cup was always a bit dodgy.
It was awarded to Qatar, a country so hot it couldn't
actually hold the World Cup when the World Cup is usually held.
At the time, the Qataris said they could either alter
the weather or build giant refrigerated stadiums.
Turns out, neither was possible.
Instead they relied on an army of migrant workers,
many of whom died due to unsafe work practices.
Which
of
COUFSG
they
deny.
Meanwhile Qatar's views on homosexuality make the Westboro
Baptist Church look progressive.
David Beckham has been criticized for accepting an obscene amount
of money to be an official ambassador for the tournament,
with comedian Joe Lycett saying he'll shred £10,000
unless Beckham renounces the deal.
We've always supported LGBTQ rights on this show,
so how do we feel about the World Cup?
The
thing
with
i1:
EIS
I?
When
did
The thing with it as is when did they
The thing with it as is when did they get
it?
12
yea rs
ago
OI'
they get it? 12 years ago or something
li ke
that.
FIFA
knew
the'!
Something like that. FIFA knew they were
homophobic
back
then,
not
EIS
if
were homophobic back then, not as if they
have
just
90':
into
it.
I
just
they have just got into it. I just look
at
i1:
and
think,
i1:
I?
Not
look at it and think, it is not great
for
anyone.
I1:
I?
Not
great
great for anyone. It is not great for
the
Players,
the
fact
i1:
I?
The
for the players, the fact it is the middle
of
the
season
and
conditions,
middle of the season and conditions, not
great
for
inclusivity,
not
great
not great for inclusivity, not great for
the
fans.
I1:
I?
Not
great
for
for the fans. It is not great for that
QUY
from
the
Euros,
wondering
that guy from the Euros, wondering if
the'!
Are
a
strict
0|'!
A
flare
UP
if they are a strict on a flare up the
BT56.
Is
it
fair
to
expect
the arse. Is it fair to expect players
to
make
a
statement?
I
think
players to make a statement? I think it
I?
SO
sad
that
the
whole
it is so sad that the whole situation.
I
am
lucky
enough
to
Play
situation. I am lucky enough to play in
the
World
CUP
and
i1:
I?
The
in the World Cup and it is the pinnacle
of
y0Ur
life.
We
going
EIS
pinnacle of your life. We going as fans
and
Players,
and
with
SO
much
fans and players, and with so much disappointment
and
anger
and
nobody
disappointment and anger and nobody knows
how
to
feel
about
it,
instead
knows how to feel about it, instead of
a
celebration
of
football
that
of a celebration of football that has
not
been
that
and
i1:
I?
Has not been that and it is disappointing
for
everyone
disappointing for everyone concerned.
Rose,
6P6
'Nu
going
to
be
concerned. Rose, are you going to be watching?
Sorry
to
admit
but
I
am
watching? Sorry to admit but I am not
ream]
A
football
fan.
I
on“!
Not really a football fan. I only watch
to
90
to
the
Pub
with
n“!
Watch to go to the pub with my friends.
But
i1:
I?
Ridiculous
with
friends. But it is ridiculous with human
rights
and
all
of
that,
and
human rights and all of that, and then
I
hear
virgin
airlines
have
then I hear virgin airlines have gender
neutral
clothing.
If
the'!
Gender neutral clothing. If they landed
the'!
Would
9E1:
arrested
for
landed they would get arrested for it
SO
the'!
Have
to
9E1:
changed
into
it so they have to get changed into normal
cause.
That
was
interesting,
normal cause. That was interesting, so
there
W6 ['6
some
subtle
protests
so there were some subtle protests and
there
will
be
more
happening.
And there will be more happening. The
England
Players
arrived
on
the
The England players arrived on the plane
with
a
rainbow.
Denmark have released this
thought-provoking stripped back kit, as well as a black third shirt
in mourning for the migrant workers who died, seen here in the kit
manufacturers impassioned social media post.
Even the tournament mascot looks like the ghost of a migrant worker.
Today it was announced that alcohol
would not be available inside stadiums, but will be
available in corporate boxes.
This came as news to one of the World Cup's major
sponsors, Budweiser.
Phrase, this is awkward. I am quite looking forward to
fans
having
looking forward to fans having fights
and
going,
we
have
all
had
a
fights and going, we have all had a Fantastic.
In
the
funds
PEI rt,
Vim
Fantastic. In the funds part, you are
not
allowed
drinks
at
the
ground
are not allowed drinks at the ground unless
Vim
are
if'
corporate
but
if'
unless you are in corporate but in the
fan
zone
Vim
are
allowed
a
the fan zone you are allowed a maximum
of
four.
Like
if'
Hyde
Park
maximum of four. Like in Hyde Park when
everyone
jumps
UPI
trying
to
when everyone jumps up, trying to catch
the
beer!
You
9E1:
SO
drunk
0|'!
Catch the beer! You get so drunk on the
ffight
that
i1:
carries
Vim
the flight that it carries you through
the
whole
World
Cup.
I
am
through the whole World Cup. I am really
worried,
if
England
SCOPE
0|'!
Really worried, if England score on Monday,
are
the
Players
are
going
to
Monday, are the players are going to get
six
months
each
for
jumping
0|'!
Get six months each for jumping on Harry
Kane?
Will
'Nu
be
watching?
I
Harry Kane? Will you be watching? I am
not
going
to
the
World
CUP
Yes
am not going to the World Cup yes yean
everyone
I?
Wondering
if
I
am
year, everyone is wondering if I am going.
Out
of
principle
I
am
not
going. Out of principle I am not going,
£1000
return
flight,
not
if'
going, £1000 return flight, not in "TY
name.
The
Opening
ceremony
I?
My name. The opening ceremony is going
to
suck,
it
will
be
SO
bad.
Going to suck, it will be so bad. Can
'Nu
imagine
the
quality
of
Can you imagine the quality of choreography
if'
El
country
where
choreography in a country where homosexuality
I?
Illegal?
Homosexuality is illegal? APPLAUSE
TheY
are
going
to
be
doing
head,
They are going to be doing head, shoulders,
They are going to be doing head, shoulders, knees
and
toes.
An
shoulders, knees and toes. An extravaganza
organised
DY
straight
extravaganza organised by straight people,
HEY
will
talk
about
crypto
people, they will talk about crypto currency
and
then
Play
Ell]
Episode
of
currency and then play an episode of Ted
Lasso.
There are stories that some people were paid to look like fans,
doubling up for different countries, to make it look like they were
having a good time in Qatar.
We have clone that here four years. We had Carroll and Susan
Kennedy
We had Carroll and Susan Kennedy booked
and
how
the'!
Brought
booked and how they brought Neighbours
back.
We
a lwa ys
have
a
Neighbours back. We always have a bit
when
England
and
Australia
6P6
bit when England and Australia are in
the
same
tournament.
Here
if
OUT
in the same tournament. Here is our bet,
whichever
team
9065
further,
bet, whichever team goes further, the
loser
has
to
Put
a
flare
LIP
the loser has to put a flare up their
GFSG
on
TV.
I
would
90
into
their arse on TV. I would go into the
jungle...
We
have
OUT
own...
the jungle... We have our own... You
don't
have
to
share
a
flare.
You don't have to share a flare. That
I?
Fine,
then.
Can
we
9E1:
two
That is fine, then. Can we get two separate
lighters
OI'
do
we
light
i1:
separate lighters or do we light it like...
Trying
to
land
a
plane
with
like... Trying to land a plane with it.
And
'Nu
have
actually
released
it. And you have actually released an
album
for
this
World
Cup?
Me
and
an album for this World Cup? Me and Paul
Potts,
the
combination
Vim
Paul Potts, the combination you never
knew
Vim
needed.
Princess
Anne
never knew you needed. Princess Anne is
at
home
going.
I
love
Would
I
Lie
is at home going, I love Would I Lie to
You.
An
album
of
football
chants
to You. An album of football chants and
the
proceeds
going
to...
and the proceeds going to... Stonewall.
Stonewa“. APPLAUSE
And
WE
have
written
OUT
OW“
anthem
And we have written our own anthem for
the
World
CUP
and
WE
will
unveil
for the World Cup and we will unveil it
at
the
end
of
tonight's
show
but
it at the end of tonight's show but when
talking
football,
let's
end
when talking football, let's end this
with
an
amazing
piece
of
this with an amazing piece of football
action.
Check
out
this
football action. Check out this stunning
90a[
from
a
Pofish
stunning goal from a Polish disability
league.
APPLAUSE
Unbelievable.
We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break,
as we ask if Twitter has cancel led itself.
Plus we want to know what song would you use to describe
the Autumn Statement?
Tweet us at The Last Leg and use
APPLAUSE
Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis,
Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
The Rugby League World Cup wraps up tomorrow with the Men's and women's
finals at Old Trafford.
The Wheelchair Final was earlier tonight, with
England running out the winners.
Unbelievable
game.
It
was
absolutely
Unbelievable game. It was absolutely unbelievable.
Unbelievable game. It was absolutely unbelievable. If
'Nu
Set
the
chance
unbelievable. If you get the chance to
watch
it,
please
do.
And congratulations to the England Physical
Disability Rugby League Team, for taking out the PDRL
World Cup a few weeks ago.
Sam
if
from
the
team,
SO
Sam is from the team, so congratulate
Sam is from the team, so congratulate him
on
behalf
of
all
of
congratulate him on behalf of all of England.
Sam
officially
scored
the
England. Sam officially scored the first
try
GVGI'
for
England
if'
a
first try ever for England in a World
CUP
and
it
looked
li ke
this.
World Cup and it looked like this. There
after
the
middle,
England!
There after the middle, England! They
have
opened
the
scoring.
In fact, a Dream team was named this week comprised of the best
players in the World Cup, and it included men,
women, and wheelchair, players, as well as Australia's
PDRL star Bryce Crane.
That is a huge step forward for Rugby League.
I of course, played for Australia,
which prompted Jamie to ask...
#|s|tOkay to tackle a red shorts player in PDRL?
Think you got away with one of those in that final game against Wales.
In
Physical
disability
rugby
league,
In physical disability rugby league, some
In physical disability rugby league, some have
red
shorts
because
they
some have red shorts because they have
an
acquired
brain
injLIFY
and
have an acquired brain injury and you
can't
tackle
them.
I
90':
a
bit
you can't tackle them. I got a bit confused.
And
I
did
this.
Confused. And I did this. Communication
out
to
the
left
hand
Communication out to the left hand side.
Oh,
dean
He
I?
Off.
He
has
side. Oh, clear. He is off. He has realised
his
error.
He
has
flattered
realised his error. He has clattered him
to
the
ground.
The
referee
I?
Him to the ground. The referee is letting
him
9E1:
0|'!
With
it.
A
letting him get on with it. A penalty
if'
some
other
game,
perhaps,
penalty in some other game, perhaps. Perhaps
he
wasn't
EIS
fierce.
Put
him
Perhaps he wasn't as fierce. Put him down
a
bit
gently
if'
the
end.
I
did
down a bit gently in the end. I did get
away
with
it.
As
if
I
would
get away with it. As if I would offer
a
referee
ticket
to
the
Last
offer a referee ticket to the Last Like
if'
the
middle
of
a
game.
It
was
Like in the middle of a game. It was an
accident
and
the
referee
did
the
an accident and the referee did the right
thing.
Isn't
that
right?
That
right thing. Isn't that right? That is
correct!
Is correct! AP P LAUS E
APPLAUSE I
think
Vim
ma'!
HOW
break
the
record
I think you may now break the record for
the
quickest
that
someone
has
for the quickest that someone has had
an
MBE
taken
off
them.
The
Liz
had an MBE taken off them. The Liz Truss
of
an
MBE.
Alan asked: If Twitter collapses due to current reasons,
is there a backup way to send in #|s|tOk's?
If you're not aware of this story - tech billionaire Elon Musk bought
Twitter a few weeks ago, and has made changes
that have gone down about as well as Kan ye West at a Bah
Mtizvah.
As well as charging people to get a verified blue tick,
he sacked half the employees, then insisted that remining
employees agree to work longer hours and more intensively.
Apparently overnight, he held a video conference
during which some employees resigned by turning off their screens
while he was talking.
He has now locked all Twitter employees out of their offices
until next week, resulting in this message being broadcast
on Twitter headquarters.
Names included Mediocre Man child, Petty Racist, Bankruptcy
baby and Space Karen.
I
wanted
i1:
to
have
one
of
six
at
I wanted it to have one of six at the
I wanted it to have one of six at the end.
Has
he
killed
Twitter?
I
the end. Has he killed Twitter? I feel
like
what
WES
wrong
with
giving
feel like what was wrong with giving a
blue
tick
to
anybody-
Anyone
could
a blue tick to anybody. Anyone could buy
El
blue
tick
and
pretend
to
be
me
buy a blue tick and pretend to be me and
then
make
El
tweet
that
said,
I
and then make a tweet that said, I really
hate
death
People.
Anyone
really hate death people. Anyone could
do
that.
That
has
given
me
an
could do that. That has given me an idea.
Twitter
dropped
on
the
stock
idea. Twitter dropped on the stock exchange
because
People
sent
out
exchange because people sent out fake
tweets.
I
thought
that
Tom
fake tweets. I thought that Tom Cruise
tweeted
me
and
I
was
like,
he
Cruise tweeted me and I was like, he is
a
fan.
Someone
had
Paid
for
the
is a fan. Someone had paid for the blue
tick
and
ca lled
themselves
Tom
blue tick and called themselves Tom Cruise.
How
will
this
affect
'Nu?
Cruise. How will this affect you? Please
destroy
Twitter.
I
want
to
be
Please destroy Twitter. I want to be free.
BY
Twitter,
Facebook,
free. By Twitter, Facebook, Instagram,
TikTok.
Let
US
all
be
Instagram, TikTok. Let us all be free
and
return
to
the
hills,
free and return to the hills, please.
BY
Ryan air,
actually,
while
please. By Ryan air, actually, while you
are
at
it.
To
do
WEIVG
when
he
you are at it. To do wave when he said
the
hills?
Yeah.
This Monty Python meme did
the rounds today that seems
to sum up the situation.
Some people suggested we should print off all our old tweets
and save them in case the site crashes.
, Grow up! I
am
not
going
to
print
, Grow up! I am not going to print of
, Grow up! I am not going to print of the
time
I
asked
if
the
10:33am
of the time I asked if the 10:33am service
to
Leeds
I?
Still
running?
I
service to Leeds is still running? I don't
know
if
Vim
eve I'
SO
Moira
don't know if you ever so Moira Stewart's
Twitter
account.
One
said,
Stewart's Twitter account. One said, I
am
HEW
to
Twitter,
I
don't
I am new to Twitter, I don't understand
it.
The
second
one
said,
understand it. The second one said, Fiona
Bruce.
We should have known this wasn't gonna go well,
when Musk turned up at Twitter headquarters with a sink,
and tweeted "I am buying Twitter.
Let that sink in." with this bizarre footage.
This is encase
WE
don't
have
Twitter
This is encase we don't have Twitter any
This is encase we don't have Twitter any more.
So
WE
90':
owl
tweet!
Jl<
any more. So we got owl tweet! jK rolling
says...
Do
'Nu
kn ow
what?
Rolling says... Do you know what? Never
mind.
Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling-
Ellis, Peter Crouch and Phil Wang.
Josh has been Rishi'ing the Sunak out of the last seven days.
Josh, what have you got for us?
Would you like to see alarming footage of a daredevil
pigeon catching a ride on a plane?
Yes.
Here
we
9o_
There
he
iS,
just
Yes. Here we go. There he is, just on
Yes. Here we go. There he is, just on the
wing.
He
will
be
all
right
on the wing. He will be all right because
he
will
just
sit
0|'!
The
because he will just sit on the wing,
right?
He
I?
Holding
On,
doing
wing, right? He is holding on, doing all
right.
He
I?
Bracing.
I
think
he
all right. He is bracing. I think he is
going
to
do
it.
Oh,
Ho'.!
He
died.
Is going to do it. Oh, no! He cited. No,
he
didn't.
He
didn't.
Would you like to see a cute clip of a cat's
surprising reaction to a kiss?
Yes. LAUGHTER
Another
One?
Would you like to see some funny footage of a feline
Neighbourhood Watch?
We asked you, what song would you use to describe
the Autumn Statement?
I
think
WE
6P6
broke
HOW.
BabY 1
it's
I think we are broke now. Baby, it's cold
I think we are broke now. Baby, it's cold inside.
I
predict
a
riot.
Cold inside. I predict a riot. Freezing
if'
the
moonlight.
I
think
Freezing in the moonlight. I think we've
90':
another
0H6
coming
if I,
we've got another one coming in, though...
Thank
Y0u_
I
can
feel
Your
though... Thank you. I can feel your disappointment
that
there
if
I10
disappointment that there is no food.
Let
me
S66.
Look
said,
running
food. Let me see. Look said, running UP
that
bill.
How
appropriate.
We are about to unveil our song for Qatar, but before we do,
would you please thank our guests Rose Ayling Ellis, Peter Crouch,
Phil Wang, and Rose's interpreter Rachel Williams?
And my co-hosts josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker.
We'll be back next week with our guests actress Susan Wokoma
and director Richard Ayoade.
Right now, though, we'd like to unveil our Official World
Cup Anthem for Qatar.
This morning, Frank Skinner and David Baddiel released
an updated version of Three Lions for the World Cup.
Coincidentally, we had the same idea, but we pitched ours
a little differently.
With human rights abuses, and medieval views on homosexuality,
we think its time to celebrate what Qatar is really all about.
And we'd like to do it with the help of the The Fourth Choir,
along with the woman who has spent most of this year pretending to be
Liz Truss, but can now be herself, Jess Robinson.
Let's do it.
# Becoming home
—
# -ophobic.
# It's becoming home.
# Becoming home.
Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
My name's Adam Hills.
See you next week for the next leg.