1 00:00:02,680 --> 00:00:10,680 This program me contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:38,735 APPLAUSE 3 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,735 Lower your thermostat, tighten your belts, and decide 4 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:44,975 which kidney you wanna keep. 5 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,775 It's Friday we're live and it's time for The Last Leg. 6 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:51,575 APPLAUSE 7 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,495 Tonight on the show... 8 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,455 We look back on a summer of madness. 9 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,135 Check in on this week's Autumn Statement. 10 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,295 And look ahead to a winter of football. 11 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,495 Plus we'll be joined by football legend Peter Crouch, 12 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,935 actor Rose Ayling-Ellis, and comedian Phil Wang, 13 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:08,175 on the show that sometimes bites off more than it can chew. 14 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:16,400 APPLAUSE 15 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,335 G'day, hello. 16 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,175 I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, 17 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,375 the show that wants to ask Twitter if it's OK. 18 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,575 With me are the pride of Dartmoor, josh Widdicombe. 19 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,695 And the man who thought an Autumn Statement was 20 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,335 when you wear a bright orange scarf. 21 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:43,735 Alex Brooker. 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,135 A lot of things happened 23 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:49,535 while we were off air, but this is one of them. 24 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:49,775 I 25 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:50,015 don't 26 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:50,175 kn ow 27 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:50,535 if 28 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:51,175 'Nu 29 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,055 know... 30 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,935 That's right, I got a couple of letters. 31 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,295 An M, a B, and an E. 32 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:58,535 I thought it was going to 33 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:58,655 be 34 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:03,015 OAP. 35 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:03,295 I thought it was going to be OAP. That 36 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:03,535 I thought it was going to be OAP. That is 37 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,095 the 38 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:04,335 quickest 39 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:04,575 I 40 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:04,815 have 41 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:04,975 GVGI' 42 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,375 That is the quickest I have ever been 43 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:07,135 deflated. 44 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:07,375 In 45 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:07,815 80 46 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:07,935 yea rs 47 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:08,295 of 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,375 life. 49 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:09,495 Been deflated. In 80 years of life. Very 50 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,855 impressed. 51 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,175 Looks 52 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:12,335 li ke 53 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,015 Vim 54 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:13,175 90': 55 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:13,575 Very impressed. Looks like you got the 56 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:13,815 ultimate 57 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:13,935 blue 58 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,455 badge. 59 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:17,695 You 60 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:17,935 can 61 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:18,255 HOW 62 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:18,495 the ultimate blue badge. You can now drive 63 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:18,615 into 64 00:02:18,640 --> 00:02:18,975 the 65 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,655 supermarket. 66 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,215 Drive into the supermarket. Genuinely 67 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:22,575 v6"! 68 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,535 Excited. 69 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:23,775 It 70 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,015 was 71 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,295 a 72 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,855 big 73 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:27,975 Genuinely very excited. It was a big day 74 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,335 at 75 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:28,575 Windsor 76 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,815 Castle. 77 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:31,135 I 78 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:31,495 was 79 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:31,895 hoping 80 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:32,135 day at Windsor Castle. I was hoping one 81 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:32,375 of 82 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:32,615 Charles's 83 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:32,735 first 84 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:33,135 acts 85 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:33,255 would 86 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:33,695 be 87 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:33,935 one of Charles's first acts would be withdrawing 88 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:34,295 it 89 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:34,655 and 90 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:34,895 I 91 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:35,135 have 92 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:35,455 been 93 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:35,695 withdrawing it and I have been looking 94 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:35,935 at 95 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:36,175 other 96 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:36,415 People 97 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:36,655 who 98 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:36,895 have 99 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:37,215 the 100 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,295 looking at other people who have the MBE. 101 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:39,655 Gregg 102 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:39,775 Wa lla ce. 103 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,135 Mr 104 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,095 Motivator. 105 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:43,335 MBE. Gregg Wallace. Mr Motivator. Alan 106 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:43,575 Titch marsh 107 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:43,815 and 108 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:44,055 Judge 109 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,535 render. 110 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:47,935 Alan Titchmarsh and judge render. They 111 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,055 also 112 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:48,415 book 113 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:48,695 celebrity 114 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,055 Coach 115 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,895 trip. 116 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:51,855 They also book celebrity Coach trip. It 117 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,095 was 118 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:52,335 Princess 119 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,415 Anna. 120 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:53,655 Do 121 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:53,895 Vim 122 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:54,215 know 123 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:54,335 It was Princess Anna. Do you know who 124 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:54,695 Vim 125 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:54,935 are 126 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:55,535 getting? 127 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:55,855 They 128 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:55,975 keBP 129 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:56,335 it 130 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:56,655 a 131 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:56,895 who you are getting? They keep it a secret 132 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:57,535 and 133 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:57,775 then 134 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,375 'Nu 135 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,455 find 136 00:02:59,480 --> 00:02:59,975 out 137 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,095 on 138 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:00,535 the 139 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:00,775 secret and then you find out on the day. 140 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,015 Are 141 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:01,255 the'! 142 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:01,375 Sat 143 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:01,735 0|'! 144 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:01,975 A 145 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,215 throne 146 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:02,535 with 147 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:02,775 day. Are they sat on a throne with their 148 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,015 back 149 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:03,255 to 150 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:03,495 Vim 151 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:03,735 and 152 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:04,135 turned 153 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,095 round 154 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:05,335 their back to you and turned round like 155 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:05,455 the 156 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,895 Voice. 157 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,135 It 158 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:07,375 was 159 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:07,855 love ly, 160 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,175 here 161 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:08,415 like the Voice. It was lovely, here is 162 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:08,655 me 163 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:08,895 getting 164 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,135 the 165 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:09,535 award 166 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,055 than 167 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:10,295 that 168 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:10,455 if 169 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:10,855 is me getting the award than that is me 170 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:11,095 afterwards. 171 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:11,215 We 172 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:11,455 had 173 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:11,815 a 174 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:12,055 little 175 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,055 chat. 176 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:13,175 Me afterwards. We had a little chat. She 177 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:13,535 chatted 178 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:13,775 about 179 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,455 comedy. 180 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:15,935 How 181 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,415 long 182 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:16,655 She chatted about comedy. How long have 183 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:16,895 'Nu 184 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:17,135 been 185 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:17,375 doing, 186 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,255 they? 187 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:18,495 Have 188 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:18,815 'Nu 189 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:19,055 have you been doing, they? Have you always 190 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:19,295 been 191 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:19,415 funny 192 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:19,655 and 193 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:20,015 if 194 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:20,175 it 195 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,335 always been funny and is it difficult? 196 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:23,775 But 197 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:24,015 then 198 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:24,135 she 199 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:24,495 said, 200 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:24,815 rrlY 201 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,055 difficult? But then she said, my favourite 202 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:26,175 show 203 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:26,535 if 204 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:26,775 Would 205 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,015 I 206 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:27,255 Lie 207 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:27,575 to 208 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,575 favourite show is Would I Lie to You. 209 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:30,935 You 210 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:31,255 don't 211 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:31,935 expect 212 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,175 the 213 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:32,495 Princess 214 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:32,735 You. You don't expect the Princess Royal 215 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:32,975 to 216 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:33,215 be 217 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:33,455 watching 218 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:33,695 Would 219 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:33,935 I 220 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:34,055 Lie 221 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:34,495 to 222 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:34,855 Royal to be watching Would I Lie to You. 223 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,095 Andrew, 224 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:41,135 maybe. 225 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:41,415 I 226 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:41,655 love 227 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:41,895 the 228 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,295 one 229 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:44,535 You. Andrew, maybe. I love the one with 230 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:44,775 Alan 231 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:45,015 Titch marsh 232 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:45,255 and 233 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:45,575 Mr 234 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,215 with Alan Titchmarsh and Mr Motivator. 235 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:47,815 She 236 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,055 said, 237 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:48,295 have 238 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:48,535 'Nu 239 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:48,935 been 240 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,375 Motivator. She said, have you been on 241 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:49,615 and 242 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,255 I 243 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:51,375 said 244 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:51,615 I 245 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:51,975 haven't. 246 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,295 Anyway- 247 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:52,535 on and I said I haven't. Anyway, congratulations... 248 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:52,815 I 249 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:52,935 wish 250 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:53,295 I 251 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:53,535 had 252 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:53,855 been 253 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:54,095 congratulations... I wish I had been quick 254 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:54,335 enough 255 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:54,575 to 256 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:54,815 58% 257 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,055 rrlY 258 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,775 favourite 259 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,135 quick enough to say, my favourite show 260 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:57,495 if 261 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:57,735 the 262 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:57,975 Crown, 263 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,215 have 264 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:58,455 'Nu 265 00:03:58,480 --> 00:03:58,575 been 266 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,455 On? 267 00:03:59,480 --> 00:03:59,855 Show is the Crown, have you been on? I 268 00:03:59,880 --> 00:03:59,975 was 269 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,335 hoping 270 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,375 I 271 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:03,895 would 272 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,135 9E1: 273 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:04,375 Meghan 274 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:04,695 for 275 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:04,935 I was hoping I would get Meghan for less. 276 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:05,175 You 277 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:05,415 wa lk 278 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:05,655 if' 279 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:05,895 and 280 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:06,135 receive 281 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:06,295 the 282 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:06,695 less. You walk in and receive the award 283 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:06,935 and 284 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:07,055 wa lk 285 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:07,415 out, 286 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:07,535 'Nu 287 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:07,895 can't 288 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,495 take 289 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:09,015 award and walk out, you can't take photos 290 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,335 inside 291 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:09,815 an'! 292 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,055 Of 293 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:10,175 the 294 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:10,535 rooms 295 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:10,855 but 296 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:11,255 photos inside any of the rooms but you 297 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:11,495 wa lk 298 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:11,735 out 299 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:11,975 with 300 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:12,135 photographers 301 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:12,535 you walk out with photographers ready 302 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:12,775 for 303 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:13,015 'Nu 304 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:13,255 and 305 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:13,495 they 306 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:13,735 58% 307 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:14,055 would 308 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:14,295 ready for you and they say, would you 309 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:14,535 li ke 310 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:14,775 a 311 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,015 photo 312 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:15,255 taken 313 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:15,495 SO 314 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,895 I 315 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,015 90': 316 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,295 this 317 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:17,575 you like a photo taken so I got this photo 318 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:17,935 taken 319 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:18,055 of 320 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:18,415 me 321 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:18,655 and 322 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:18,895 rrlY 323 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,415 mum. 324 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:25,975 £25. 325 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,415 Photo taken of me and my mum. £25. You 326 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:26,815 know 327 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:27,055 y0Ur 328 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:27,415 mum 329 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:27,535 will 330 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:27,895 have 331 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,135 a 332 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:28,295 photo 333 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:28,695 You know your mum will have a photo with 334 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:28,815 Vim 335 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:29,175 for 336 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:29,655 free. 337 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,455 Like 338 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:31,295 when 339 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:31,415 Vim 340 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:31,855 90 341 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:32,095 with you for free. Like when you go on 342 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:32,335 a 343 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:32,575 ride 344 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:32,815 at 345 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,055 Alton 346 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,295 Towers. 347 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:36,775 You 348 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:36,935 on a ride at Alton Towers. You weren't 349 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:37,295 allowed 350 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:37,615 y0Ur 351 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,055 phones 352 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,295 when 353 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:38,455 the 354 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:38,855 weren't allowed your phones when the Queen 355 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,255 was 356 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:39,575 lying 357 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:39,815 0|'! 358 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,055 The 359 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:40,295 state. 360 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:40,735 Photos 361 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:41,135 Queen was lying on the state. Photos on 362 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:41,375 the 363 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:41,495 WHY 364 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:41,855 out. 365 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:41,975 I 366 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,215 have 367 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:42,575 90ne 368 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,735 the 369 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:43,975 on the way out. I have gone the whole 370 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:44,215 h09 371 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:44,335 with 372 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:44,695 key 373 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:44,935 rings 374 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,175 6P6 375 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:45,455 made 376 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:45,775 LIP 377 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:45,895 whole hog with key rings are made up and 378 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:46,255 I 379 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:46,495 90': 380 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,215 something 381 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:47,455 for 382 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:47,615 'Nu 383 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:47,855 guys 384 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,295 3S 385 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:48,535 and I got something for you guys as well. 386 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,535 Josh, 387 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:49,775 for 388 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,015 Yo u, 389 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:50,135 a 390 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:50,575 little 391 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,855 well. josh, for you, a little pillow. 392 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:53,095 That 393 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:53,335 I? 394 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:53,455 Yours. 395 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:53,815 I 396 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:53,935 can 397 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,295 sit 398 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:54,455 0|'! 399 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:54,855 Pillow. That is yours. I can sit on your 400 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,855 face. 401 00:04:58,880 --> 00:04:59,215 And 402 00:04:59,240 --> 00:04:59,935 Alex, 403 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:00,415 I 404 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:00,775 90': 405 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,015 'Nu 406 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:01,415 a 407 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:01,655 your face. And Alex, I got you a T-shirt, 408 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:01,895 me 409 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:02,135 on 410 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:02,375 the 411 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,495 front 412 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:02,735 and 413 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:03,095 on 414 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:03,415 the 415 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:03,655 T-shirt, me on the front and on the back 416 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:03,895 it 417 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:08,895 said... 418 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:09,335 I 419 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:09,575 I know 420 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:09,815 I 421 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:11,415 am 422 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:11,655 not 423 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:11,895 EIS 424 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:12,135 slim 425 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:12,255 EIS 426 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:12,615 I 427 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:12,855 used 428 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:13,095 to 429 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,655 I know I am not as slim as I used to be. 430 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:14,895 I know I am not as slim as I used to be. Can 431 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:15,135 Vim 432 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:15,375 sign 433 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:15,495 this 434 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:15,855 for 435 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:16,175 me. 436 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,855 Be. Can you sign this for me, please? 437 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,215 I1: 438 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:18,455 I? 439 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:18,695 Not 440 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,055 just 441 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:19,815 going 442 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:20,295 to 443 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:20,615 be 444 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:20,855 please? It is not just going to be the 445 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:21,095 royal 446 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:21,335 family 447 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:21,575 making 448 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:21,815 a 449 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:22,055 bit 450 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:22,375 of 451 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:22,495 the royal family making a bit of cash 452 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:22,855 0|'! 453 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:23,095 The 454 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,575 side. 455 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,175 Don't 456 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:25,415 Put 457 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:25,655 to 458 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,535 Alex. 459 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:29,775 Cash on the side. Don't put to Alex. All 460 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,095 n“! 461 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,895 love, 462 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,015 Rolf 463 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,855 Harris. 464 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:42,295 All my love, Rolf Harris. APPLAUSE 465 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:42,535 APPLAUSE Do 466 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:42,775 'Nu 467 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,015 kn ow 468 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:43,255 what, 469 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:43,815 if 470 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,415 I 471 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:45,015 saw 472 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:45,255 that 473 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:45,535 on 474 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:45,855 Do you know what, if I saw that on eBay, 475 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:46,215 and 476 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:46,455 Adam 477 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:46,575 Hills 478 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,015 T-shirt 479 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,175 signed 480 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:47,575 eBay, and Adam Hills T-shirt signed by 481 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:47,815 a 482 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,055 Rolf 483 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,295 Harris, 484 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:48,535 I 485 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:48,775 would 486 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,015 bu'! 487 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,335 It. 488 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:50,575 By a Rolf Harris, I would buy it. The 489 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:50,815 cushion 490 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,055 I? 491 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:51,175 Bigger 492 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:51,535 than 493 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,295 me! 494 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,415 As always we will do our best to answer your big questions this 495 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:00,775 week, you can tweet them to us @TheLastLeg and hashtag 496 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,415 isitok. 497 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,375 For example, is it ok that the TV 498 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,735 show Neighbours is making a return, and this time it 499 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:08,895 will be with Amazon? 500 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:09,855 Yes. 501 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,775 Is it OK to think that's really appropriate, 502 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,895 cos normally your Amazon ends up with your Neighbours? 503 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,055 Yes again. 504 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:15,295 I just realised 505 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:15,895 that 506 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:16,255 holding 507 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:16,495 this 508 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:16,735 I just realised that holding this cushion 509 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:16,855 I just realised that holding this cushion like 510 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,535 this, 511 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:17,855 li ke 512 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,095 I 513 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:19,055 am 514 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,375 trying 515 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:19,775 cushion like this, like I am trying to 516 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,135 COVET 517 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:20,375 an 518 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:20,615 election. 519 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:20,855 Really 520 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,095 pleased 521 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:22,215 to cover an election. Really pleased Neighbours 522 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:22,575 I? 523 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,415 Back. 524 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:25,975 I 525 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,215 li ke 526 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,535 the 527 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,135 idea 528 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:27,975 Neighbours is back. I like the idea when 529 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:28,215 Amazon 530 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:28,655 bought 531 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:28,895 Neighbours, 532 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,215 a 533 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:29,455 when Amazon bought Neighbours, a little 534 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:29,815 thing 535 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,055 Popped 536 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:30,415 UP 537 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:30,655 saying 538 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:30,975 Vim 539 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:31,095 little thing popped up saying you might 540 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:31,455 also 541 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:31,695 li ke 542 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:31,935 home 543 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,055 and 544 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:32,495 away. 545 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,895 Elon 546 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,135 might also like home and away. Elon Musk 547 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:35,655 has 548 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:35,895 ruined 549 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,055 his 550 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:37,175 career 551 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:37,535 DY 552 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:37,855 buying 553 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:38,095 Musk has ruined his career by buying Twitter, 554 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:38,335 Jeff 555 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:38,575 Bezos 556 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:38,815 has 557 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,015 HOW 558 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:41,335 bought 559 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:41,815 Twitter, Jeff Bezos has now bought Neighbours. 560 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,055 Next 561 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:42,415 week 562 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:42,655 Bill 563 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:43,255 Gates 564 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:43,495 Neighbours. Next week Bill Gates will 565 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:43,615 relaunch 566 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,415 Woolworths. 567 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:44,655 Do 568 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:44,975 'Nu 569 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,095 will relaunch Woolworths. Do you think 570 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,335 he 571 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:45,695 if 572 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:45,935 going 573 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,175 to 574 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:46,335 ruin 575 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,335 think he is going to ruin Neighbours? 576 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,375 I bet there'll be 577 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,415 a character called Alexa, 578 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:53,895 and she'll be a real know-it-all. 579 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:56,055 Let's get into the news now, and jack said: 580 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,135 #|s|tOk that you'll need a five hour show to fit in everything that's 581 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,375 happened since you've been gone. 582 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,015 Yes, jack, a lot has happened in the last six weeks. 583 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,695 And since Liz Truss completed her entire 584 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,535 Prime Ministerial career in 44 days, I'm gonna try to wrap up 585 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,535 what happened in 44 seconds. 586 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:10,815 Lads, 587 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:11,055 can 588 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:11,295 'Nu 589 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:11,535 come 590 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:11,775 OVGI' 591 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,015 and 592 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:12,255 give 593 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:12,495 me 594 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:12,735 Lads, can you come over and give me a 595 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:13,975 Lads, can you come over and give me a hand. 596 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,215 Now 597 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:14,455 Vim 598 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:14,775 are 599 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,015 an 600 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,135 MBE! 601 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:17,615 Already 602 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:17,855 a hand. Now you are an MBE! Already getting 603 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:21,535 servants. 604 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:21,775 I 605 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,055 think 606 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:22,935 I 607 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,375 have 608 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,215 getting servants. I think I have got... 609 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:25,495 I 610 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:26,095 am 611 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:26,335 not 612 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:26,695 the 613 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,135 best 614 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:27,375 person 615 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:27,695 for 616 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:27,935 got... I am not the best person for holding 617 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,175 UP 618 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:28,415 cards 619 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:28,655 but 620 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:28,775 i1: 621 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:29,135 I? 622 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:29,375 What 623 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:29,695 i1: 624 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:33,055 holding up cards but it is what it is. 625 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,055 Start the clock. 626 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,935 Kwasi Kwarteng was sacked as Chancellor after delivering 627 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,415 a budget that crashed the economy. 628 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,535 Suella Braverman was forced to resign as Home Secretary 629 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,535 for breaches of security. 630 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,055 Liz Truss resigned as Prime Minister 631 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,375 after 44 days and was technically outlasted by a lettuce. 632 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,775 Boris Johnson flew back 633 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,855 from a holiday in the Caribbean, only to announce that he wouldn't be 634 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:50,895 running for the leadership. 635 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:52,215 Rishi Sunak became Prime Minister, 636 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,015 despite having lost the leadership election less than 637 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,055 two months earlier. 638 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,135 Suella Braverman was reinstated 639 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,375 as Home Secretary after six days, despite the aforementioned 640 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,335 breaches of security. 641 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,255 Sir Gavin Williamson resigned from the cabinet over 642 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,335 allegations of bullying, making this the third Prime Minister 643 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,015 under which he has had to resign. 644 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,975 Jeremy Hunt replaced Kwasi Kwarteng 645 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,335 as Chancellor and has now suggested doing the exact opposite 646 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,455 to everything Kwarteng suggested. 647 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,615 And finally, Matt Hancock lost the Tory whip for 648 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:18,095 signing up to appear on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out 649 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,935 Of Here and has already eaten a Camel Venus in the Australian 650 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:28,960 jungle. 651 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:33,735 You 652 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:33,975 ma)! 653 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,215 Be 654 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:37,495 seated. 655 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:37,855 Thank 656 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:38,335 Wu, 657 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:38,735 tell 658 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,095 You may be seated. Thank you, tell you 659 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:39,335 You may be seated. Thank you, tell you what, 660 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:39,815 I 661 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:39,935 can't 662 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,295 have 663 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:40,535 trapped 664 00:08:40,560 --> 00:08:40,855 eight 665 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:40,975 you what, I can't have trapped eight letters 666 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,215 0|'! 667 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:41,575 The 668 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:45,095 fly. 669 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,295 The state of English politics is now so unstable, 670 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,175 social workers have genuinely stopped asking dementia patients 671 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,935 who the current Prime Minister is. 672 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:52,175 That 673 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:52,575 I? 674 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:52,695 Genuinely 675 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:57,015 true. 676 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,295 Lads, what have you made of it all? 677 00:08:59,320 --> 00:08:59,535 Got to feel 678 00:08:59,560 --> 00:08:59,775 for 679 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,015 Larry 680 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:00,255 the 681 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,455 cat. 682 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:03,695 He 683 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:03,935 Got to feel for Larry the cat. He has 684 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,175 Got to feel for Larry the cat. He has only 685 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:04,295 just 686 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:04,535 bonded 687 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:04,895 with 688 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:05,135 Liz 689 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,095 Truss. 690 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:07,335 Has only just bonded with Liz Truss. Honestly, 691 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,015 I 692 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:08,255 think 693 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:08,655 he 694 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:08,895 needs 695 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,135 to 696 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:09,935 be 697 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,375 Put 698 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:10,615 Honestly, I think he needs to be put in 699 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:10,855 a 700 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,095 more 701 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:11,335 stable 702 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:11,575 home. 703 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:11,815 Must 704 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:12,135 feel 705 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:12,375 in a more stable home. Must feel like 706 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:12,615 he 707 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,055 I? 708 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:13,295 Taking 709 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:13,815 if' 710 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,055 stray 711 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:14,215 prime 712 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,135 like he is taking in stray prime ministers. 713 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:16,775 The 714 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,015 WHY 715 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:17,295 I 716 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:17,815 look 717 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:18,135 at 718 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,375 it, 719 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:18,535 i1: 720 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:18,935 ministers. The way I look at it, it was 721 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,135 weird 722 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:20,375 because 723 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:20,895 I 724 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,135 thought 725 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:21,455 to 726 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:21,695 was weird because I thought to myself, 727 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:21,935 the 728 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:22,175 18th 729 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:22,415 of 730 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:22,655 November 731 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:22,895 SO 732 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,215 that 733 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:23,895 myself, the 18th of November so that means 734 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,135 i1: 735 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,055 I? 736 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,295 On“! 737 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:25,735 Four 738 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:25,975 chancellors 739 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:26,295 to 740 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,535 means it is only four chancellors to Christmas. 741 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:32,455 There was a strange moment on Remembrance Sunday 742 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,055 when Liz Truss lined up with all the other former PMs 743 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,175 to pay their respects. 744 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,575 In years to come, people are gonna think Remembrance Sunday 745 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,615 is when we all try to remember who the lady on the left is. 746 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:42,735 That 747 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:43,095 I? 748 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:43,615 Just 749 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:43,895 before, 750 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:44,135 there 751 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:44,495 was 752 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:44,735 a 753 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:44,975 That is just before, there was a weird 754 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,095 That is just before, there was a weird bit 755 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:45,455 where 756 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:45,695 the'! 757 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:45,815 {FY 758 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:46,175 to 759 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:46,415 Pass 760 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:46,735 an 761 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:46,975 weird bit where they try to pass an ice 762 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,775 cube 763 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:48,255 down 764 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:48,375 using 765 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:48,735 their 766 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,055 teeth. 767 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:49,295 Ice cube down using their teeth. That 768 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:49,535 I? 769 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:49,775 Ii ke 770 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:49,895 me 771 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,135 lining 772 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:50,495 UP 773 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:50,735 with 774 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:51,055 the 775 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:51,295 That is like me lining up with the England 776 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:51,535 team 777 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:51,775 0|'! 778 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,015 Monday 779 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:52,135 because 780 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:52,495 I 781 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:52,815 did 782 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,935 England team on Monday because I did 14 783 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,175 minutes 784 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:55,415 at 785 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:55,655 Soccer 786 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:55,895 aid. 787 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,135 Just 788 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:56,455 the 789 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:56,695 14 minutes at Soccer aid. just the two 790 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,175 references 791 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,295 SO 792 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:00,535 far 793 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,575 air 794 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,215 What makes her 44 days more astounding was that the UK 795 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,015 was in a period of mourning for ten of those days. 796 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:08,375 Just to give 797 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,615 Vim 798 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:08,855 some 799 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,095 perspective, 800 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:09,335 just to give you some perspective, 44 801 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:12,215 just to give you some perspective, 44 clays. 802 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:12,815 She 803 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:12,935 spent 804 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,415 less 805 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,455 time 806 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:14,615 EIS 807 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:14,895 44 clays. She spent less time as Prime 808 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,255 Minister 809 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:15,495 than 810 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:15,735 Bubbles 811 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,135 spent 812 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:16,455 if' 813 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:16,575 Prime Minister than Bubbles spent in the 814 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:16,935 Big 815 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:17,175 Brother 816 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:17,295 house. 817 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:17,535 I 818 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:17,815 haven't 819 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:18,095 the Big Brother house. I haven't checked 820 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:18,455 that 821 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:18,695 but 822 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:18,935 I10 823 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:19,175 one 824 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:19,415 will 825 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:19,735 check 826 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:23,335 checked that but no one will check it. 827 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,975 The Chilean miners were underground for longer 828 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,415 than Liz Truss was Prime Minister. 829 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:26,655 What I was figuring 830 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:26,895 out 831 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:27,135 earlier. 832 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,655 What I was figuring out earlier. They 833 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,695 What I was figuring out earlier. They were 834 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:29,815 talking 835 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,375 this 836 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:30,575 week 837 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:31,295 about 838 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:31,535 They were talking this week about the 839 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:31,775 13 840 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,015 billion 841 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:32,135 black 842 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:32,495 hole 843 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:32,735 if' 844 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:33,055 the 845 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:33,295 the 13 billion black hole in the economy 846 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:33,535 caused 847 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:33,775 DY 848 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,015 the 849 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:34,335 mar“! 850 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:34,615 Budget 851 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:35,295 SO 852 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:35,535 economy caused by the many budget so that 853 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:35,775 was 854 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,015 under 855 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,055 Liz 856 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:37,295 Truss's 857 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:37,695 ten 858 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,015 r! 859 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:38,255 That was under Liz Truss's ten year, so 860 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:38,375 if' 861 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,655 the 862 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:39,895 44 863 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,015 clays, 864 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:40,375 she 865 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:40,735 costs 866 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,015 the 867 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:42,255 so in the 44 clays, she costs the economy, 868 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:42,495 OI' 869 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:42,615 her 870 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,495 prime 871 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:46,815 minister ship, 872 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,215 economy, or her prime minister ship, £681 873 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:47,335 million 874 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:47,695 a 875 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:51,735 clay. 876 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,455 That 877 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:52,575 I? 878 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,015 £28 879 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:53,135 £681 million a clay. That is £28 million 880 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:53,375 an 881 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:53,735 hour. 882 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:53,975 And 883 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,295 thankfully 884 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,615 for 885 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:54,855 million an hour. And thankfully for as 886 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,095 she 887 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:55,335 was 888 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:55,575 asleep 889 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:55,815 for 890 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:55,935 some 891 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,295 of 892 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:02,215 them. 893 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,295 Andy said, 894 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,455 #|s|tOk that there was an Autumn Statement on Thursday 895 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,135 and nowhere in that statement did it announce a general election? 896 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:09,495 The Autumn Statement was delivered yesterday 897 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,975 by the Chancellor Insert Name Here. 898 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,335 It was the third major fiscal statement made this year 899 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,095 by the fourth Chancellor. 900 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,735 Thank God we never voted for that Coalition of Chaos, huh? 901 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,175 Jeremy Hunt said we need to face down the storm, 902 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,015 without acknowledging that his Party are the ones that created the storm. 903 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,135 It was kinda like Doctor Frankenstein saying "We need 904 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,215 to face down this monster." 905 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:28,455 I1: 906 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,175 I? 907 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:29,415 Ii ke 908 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:29,655 the'! 909 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:29,775 Are 910 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:30,135 going, 911 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:30,375 who 912 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,535 has 913 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:31,775 It is like they are going, who has taken 914 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:32,295 It is like they are going, who has taken a 915 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:32,535 shit 916 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:32,775 if' 917 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,015 the 918 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,135 pants 919 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:33,375 I 920 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:33,815 am 921 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,695 taken a shit in the pants I am wearing. 922 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,175 Wearing. APPLAUSE 923 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:41,815 APPLAUSE You 924 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,215 said 925 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:42,655 that 926 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:42,975 if 927 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:43,215 if 928 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:43,455 'Nu 929 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:43,695 have 930 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:44,015 had 931 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,255 You said that is if you have had that 932 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:49,055 situation. 933 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,535 Hunt also said he had to make decisions of "Eye 934 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,615 watering difficulty". 935 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:53,855 My mum didn't even decide 936 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,215 the 937 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:54,335 My mum didn't even decide the decision 938 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:54,695 My mum didn't even decide the decision to 939 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:54,935 amputate 940 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,175 n“! 941 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:55,415 Foot 942 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:55,735 li ke 943 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,735 decision to amputate my foot like that. 944 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:57,095 That 945 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:57,535 I? 946 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:58,255 Because 947 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:58,615 i1: 948 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:58,855 was 949 00:11:58,880 --> 00:11:58,975 if' 950 00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,255 the 951 00:11:59,280 --> 00:11:59,655 that. That is because it was in the Channel 952 00:11:59,680 --> 00:11:59,895 ll- 953 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,655 contract. 954 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,815 But again, these decisions are being made after 12 955 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,015 years of Conservatives in power. 956 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,735 You can't expect sympathy for eye-watering decisions 957 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,295 when you're the one chopping the onions. 958 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,415 The takeaway from the Autumn Statement is that we'll 959 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,775 all have to pay more tax, but the middle class 960 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,095 will be hit the hardest. 961 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,935 The good news is that benefits will rise in line with inflation, 962 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,695 the Energy Price cap will be guaranteed, although it won't be 963 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,455 as generous and there'll be support for pensioners 964 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,535 and people with disabilities. 965 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,935 However, it will bring about the biggest fall in living 966 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,015 standards in 60 years and the highest tax burden 967 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:36,135 since World War Two. 968 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,615 The Institute for Fiscal Studies said the situation has been caused 969 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,775 by a series of economic own goals. 970 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,015 That 971 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:42,255 I? 972 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:42,455 A 973 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:42,855 kind 974 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:43,175 WHY 975 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:43,415 to 976 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:43,655 Put 977 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:43,895 it. 978 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,135 You 979 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:44,375 That is a kind way to put it. You couldn't 980 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:44,615 That is a kind way to put it. You couldn't use 981 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:44,735 that 982 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,095 if' 983 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,695 an'! 984 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:46,935 Other 985 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,255 WHY 986 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:47,495 couldn't use that in any other way of 987 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,015 life. 988 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:50,615 Imagine 989 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:50,855 if 990 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,695 Vim 991 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:52,935 soothe 992 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,055 0|'! 993 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:53,495 A 994 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,615 of life. Imagine if you soothe on a credit 995 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,615 card 996 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:56,855 statement 997 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,095 and 998 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:57,215 y0Ur 999 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:57,655 wife 1000 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:57,895 credit card statement and your wife asked 1001 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,375 Vim 1002 00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:58,935 if 1003 00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,375 Vim 1004 00:12:59,400 --> 00:12:59,495 spend 1005 00:12:59,520 --> 00:12:59,855 £3000 1006 00:12:59,880 --> 00:12:59,975 0|'! 1007 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,415 Mr 1008 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:00,655 asked you if you spend £3000 on Mr Frosty 1009 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:00,895 and 1010 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:01,135 Vim 1011 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,375 said 1012 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:01,615 that 1013 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:01,855 was 1014 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,095 a 1015 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,735 bit 1016 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:02,975 Frosty and you said that was a bit of 1017 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:03,095 an 1018 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:03,455 economic 1019 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:03,575 and 1020 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,095 9o_ 1021 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:04,335 I1: 1022 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:04,455 I? 1023 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:04,815 Just 1024 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,135 a 1025 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:05,375 of an economic and go. It is just a time 1026 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:05,655 when 1027 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:05,895 everything 1028 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:06,495 I? 1029 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:06,615 going 1030 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:06,975 to 1031 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:07,295 be 1032 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:07,535 time when everything is going to be tight. 1033 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,375 Every 1034 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,215 decision... 1035 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:09,695 I 1036 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,215 can't 1037 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:10,335 tight. Every decision... I can't drive, 1038 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:10,695 I 1039 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:10,935 will 1040 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:11,175 9E1: 1041 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:11,415 the 1042 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:11,535 bus. 1043 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:11,895 I 1044 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:12,215 can 1045 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,015 drive, I will get the bus. I can only 1046 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:13,255 heat 1047 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:13,495 n“! 1048 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:13,775 House 1049 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,015 when 1050 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:14,255 i1: 1051 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:14,495 I? 1052 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:14,815 Ream] 1053 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:14,935 Only heat my house when it is really cold. 1054 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,655 If 1055 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:16,895 I 1056 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:17,135 9E1: 1057 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:17,295 an 1058 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:17,655 MBE, 1059 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:17,895 I 1060 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:18,135 will 1061 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:18,455 on“! 1062 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:18,575 Cold. if I get an MBE, I will only be 1063 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:18,935 able 1064 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:19,055 to 1065 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,415 9E1: 1066 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:19,655 a 1067 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:19,775 small 1068 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,335 Photograph. 1069 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,575 Labour's Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves said he's basically trying 1070 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,215 to fix the mess his own party has got us into. 1071 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:31,135 Her exact words were, "Every mortgage they raise, 1072 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,015 every cut they make, every tax they hike, 1073 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,295 the Conservatives are costing you." 1074 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,215 Ironically it's also gonna be a tantric recession, 1075 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:40,255 cos it'll go on for ages and at the end of it 1076 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,095 we'll all be fucked. 1077 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,775 Our poll tonight is what song would you use to describe 1078 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,735 the Autumn Statement? 1079 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,655 Tweet us at The Last Leg and use 1080 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:53,695 the hashtag...BudgetSongs. 1081 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:53,935 No 1082 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,095 money, 1083 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,455 more 1084 00:13:54,480 --> 00:14:01,935 problems. 1085 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:02,375 The 1086 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:02,615 current 1087 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:02,975 No money, more problems. The current fiscal 1088 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,575 No money, more problems. The current fiscal situation 1089 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:03,815 has 1090 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:03,975 a 1091 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,255 detrimental 1092 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:04,655 fiscal situation has a detrimental effect 1093 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:04,895 on 1094 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,135 those 1095 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:05,375 on 1096 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,375 the 1097 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:07,695 lowest 1098 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,055 effect on those on the lowest economic 1099 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,575 scale 1100 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:08,815 [TIGERS 1101 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,095 that 1102 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:09,495 they 1103 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:09,815 will 1104 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:10,055 economic scale means that they will all 1105 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:10,295 end 1106 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:17,095 LIP 1107 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:17,215 sleeping 1108 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:17,575 if' 1109 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:17,815 a 1110 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,815 pa rklife. 1111 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,215 All end up sleeping in a park life. You 1112 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:20,455 have 1113 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:20,695 ruined 1114 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:20,935 the 1115 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,055 week 1116 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:23,295 when 1117 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:23,455 Blair 1118 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:23,855 You have ruined the week when Blair came 1119 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:29,255 back! 1120 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:33,495 All right, enough politics, let's welcome tonight's guests. 1121 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,495 Excuse me, excuse me. 1122 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:41,175 Oh, hi. 1123 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:41,415 It 1124 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:41,655 if 1125 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:41,895 OUT 1126 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,135 Liz 1127 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:42,255 Truss 1128 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:46,575 impersonator. 1129 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,655 Liz Truss here. 1130 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,015 Just wondering if you need me for this week's show. 1131 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,055 Oh. 1132 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,495 Um, no I think we're good. 1133 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,535 You sure? 1134 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,735 You don't need a song? 1135 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,215 I can wear a funny hat! 1136 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,855 I'm sorry, it's just that you're not Prime Minister any more. 1137 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,015 So that's it, is it? 1138 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,735 You just don't need me any more? 1139 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,135 I was on every episode last series. 1140 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:03,495 What 1141 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:03,735 we're 1142 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:03,975 doing, 1143 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,415 Adam? 1144 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:06,655 I'm 1145 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:06,775 rea lly 1146 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,255 What we're doing, Adam? I'm really sorry. 1147 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:07,695 What we're doing, Adam? I'm really sorry. Someone 1148 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:07,935 should 1149 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,255 have 1150 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:08,495 told 1151 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:11,455 Y0u_ 1152 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:11,695 sorry. Someone should have told you. This 1153 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:11,815 I? 1154 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:12,175 RnY 1155 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:12,415 career. 1156 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:12,535 This 1157 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:12,895 I? 1158 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,215 El 1159 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:17,855 This is my career. This is a disgrace. 1160 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,175 I took out a fucking mortgage based on this show. 1161 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,895 I turned down six weeks of panto. 1162 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,815 I could have been Widow Twankie in Hull! 1163 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,975 Security! 1164 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,375 I'm sorry, we just don't 1165 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:25,615 need 1166 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:25,855 Y0u_ 1167 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:26,095 I'm sorry, we just don't need you. You 1168 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,335 I'm sorry, we just don't need you. You said 1169 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:26,575 this 1170 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:26,815 WES 1171 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:26,935 rnY 1172 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:27,295 big 1173 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,695 break! 1174 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,255 I 1175 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:30,495 You said this was my big break! I thought 1176 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:30,735 it 1177 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:30,975 was 1178 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:31,215 going 1179 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:31,335 to 1180 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:31,695 last 1181 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,015 for 1182 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,695 thought it was going to last for longer! 1183 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:34,935 You've 1184 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:35,175 said 1185 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:35,415 that 1186 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:35,735 before. 1187 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:40,535 longer! You've said that before. LAUGHTER 1188 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,015 LAUGHTER Sorry. 1189 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:45,375 I 1190 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:45,615 mean, 1191 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:45,855 to 1192 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:46,095 be 1193 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,335 fair, 1194 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:46,575 she 1195 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:46,895 Put 1196 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:47,135 Sorry. I mean, to be fair, she put UP 1197 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:47,375 more 1198 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:47,615 of 1199 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:47,855 a 1200 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,095 fight 1201 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:48,335 than 1202 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:48,575 the 1203 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:48,895 actual 1204 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:49,135 up more of a fight than the actual Liz 1205 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:53,855 Truss. 1206 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,335 All right, let's welcome tonight's guests. 1207 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,175 A footballer, an actor and a comedian walk into a TV Show. 1208 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:06,200 Please welcome Peter Crouch, Rose Ayling-Ellis and Phil Wang. 1209 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:14,655 It's 1210 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,015 not 1211 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,295 often 1212 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:15,655 I 1213 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:15,935 s8'! 1214 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,375 This 1215 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:16,615 to 1216 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:16,855 a 1217 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,095 It's not often I say this to a guest. 1218 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:17,615 It's not often I say this to a guest. I'm 1219 00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:18,015 SOITY, 1220 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:18,375 WE 1221 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:18,615 had 1222 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:18,855 to 1223 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,175 clear 1224 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,415 guest. I'm sorry, we had to clear the 1225 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:19,535 letters 1226 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,095 out. 1227 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,215 Peter, you have quite an unusual connection to The Last Leg? 1228 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,135 You are 1229 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,375 aware 1230 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:25,615 of 1231 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:25,855 what 1232 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,095 WE 1233 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:26,655 do? 1234 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:26,935 I 1235 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,295 am 1236 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,535 a 1237 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:27,775 You are aware of what we do? I am a fan. 1238 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:27,895 You are aware of what we do? I am a fan. I 1239 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:28,255 had 1240 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:28,655 a 1241 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:29,015 ritual 1242 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:29,335 when 1243 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:29,575 I 1244 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,335 was 1245 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,015 fan. I had a ritual when I was playing 1246 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:31,255 football 1247 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:31,495 if' 1248 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:31,855 the 1249 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:32,095 away 1250 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:32,415 games. 1251 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:32,655 Playing football in the away games. I 1252 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:32,895 would 1253 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:33,015 watch 1254 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,655 this 1255 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:33,895 show 1256 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,855 and 1257 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,095 then 1258 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,415 if 1259 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:36,655 I would watch this show and then if we 1260 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:36,895 Played 1261 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,695 Man 1262 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:38,935 United 1263 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:39,655 the 1264 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:39,895 next 1265 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:40,215 daY 1266 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:40,455 we played Man United the next clay and 1267 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:40,695 I 1268 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,175 would 1269 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:41,615 90 1270 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:41,855 straight 1271 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,135 to 1272 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:42,455 sleep 1273 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:42,695 and I would go straight to sleep afterwards. 1274 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:42,935 It 1275 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:43,455 if 1276 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:43,695 a 1277 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,055 900d 1278 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,175 thing 1279 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:44,535 it 1280 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:44,855 if 1281 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,095 afterwards. It is a good thing it is on 1282 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,175 late. 1283 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:48,415 What 1284 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:48,655 I 1285 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:48,775 take 1286 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,375 I? 1287 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:49,575 We 1288 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:49,975 90': 1289 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,295 Vim 1290 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:50,535 on late. What I take is we got you off 1291 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:50,775 to 1292 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,655 sleep. 1293 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:51,895 I 1294 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,135 genuinely 1295 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:52,455 enjoy 1296 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,015 i1: 1297 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,255 off to sleep. I genuinely enjoy it and 1298 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:53,695 I 1299 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:53,815 watched 1300 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,535 i1: 1301 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:54,895 before 1302 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,135 big 1303 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:55,615 games. 1304 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:55,855 And I watched it before big games. What 1305 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,095 a 1306 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:56,335 strange 1307 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:56,615 nofion 1308 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:56,735 that 1309 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,095 'Nu 1310 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:57,415 would 1311 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:57,655 What a strange notion that you would watch 1312 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,255 3S 1313 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:58,655 before 1314 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:58,895 a 1315 00:16:58,920 --> 00:16:59,135 big 1316 00:16:59,160 --> 00:16:59,375 game. 1317 00:16:59,400 --> 00:16:59,615 Did 1318 00:16:59,640 --> 00:16:59,935 it 1319 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,175 watch as before a big game. Did it help? 1320 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,255 I1: 1321 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:01,495 didn't 1322 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:01,735 not 1323 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:06,415 help. 1324 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:06,695 Would 1325 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:07,135 have 1326 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:07,375 help? It didn't not help. Would have you 1327 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:07,615 made 1328 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:07,855 at 1329 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,175 the 1330 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:08,415 last 1331 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:08,655 few 1332 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:08,895 weeks 1333 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,215 if' 1334 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,455 you made at the last few weeks in politics? 1335 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:09,735 You're 1336 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,055 asking 1337 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:11,375 a 1338 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:15,215 politics? You're asking a footballer! 1339 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:15,455 Phil, 1340 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:15,695 what 1341 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:15,935 about 1342 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:16,175 'Nu? 1343 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:16,495 I1: 1344 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:16,735 footballer! Phil, what about you? It has 1345 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:16,855 been 1346 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,215 p retty 1347 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,815 good. 1348 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:18,935 Just 1349 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,055 kidding. 1350 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:22,295 Has been pretty good. just kidding. The 1351 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:22,535 Liz 1352 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,175 Truss 1353 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,415 premiership, 1354 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:23,735 the 1355 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:24,055 most 1356 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,495 The Liz Truss premiership, the most disastrous 1357 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:24,815 premiership 1358 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:25,135 we 1359 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:25,375 have 1360 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:25,695 had 1361 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,175 disastrous premiership we have had in 1362 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,455 recent 1363 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:26,695 memory 1364 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:26,935 and 1365 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:27,175 that 1366 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,495 includes 1367 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:27,735 in recent memory and that includes Boris 1368 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,375 Johnson. 1369 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:30,695 Absolutely 1370 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,215 Boris Johnson. Absolutely disastrous. 1371 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,015 She 1372 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:32,255 ruined 1373 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:32,735 the 1374 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:32,895 economy, 1375 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,415 disastrous. She ruined the economy, she 1376 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:33,655 destroyed 1377 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:33,895 the 1378 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,255 country. 1379 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,655 That 1380 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,055 she destroyed the country. That serves 1381 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:35,295 US 1382 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:35,415 right. 1383 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:35,775 That's 1384 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:35,895 what 1385 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:36,175 happens 1386 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:36,575 serves us right. That's what happens when 1387 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:36,815 'Nu 1388 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:37,215 Pick 1389 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,055 someone 1390 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:38,455 to 1391 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:38,695 be 1392 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,015 Prime 1393 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:39,255 when you pick someone to be Prime Minister 1394 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:39,495 jUst 1395 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:39,735 because 1396 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:39,975 they're 1397 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,015 fit. 1398 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,735 Minister just because they're fit. LAUGHTER 1399 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:47,215 LAUGHTER What 1400 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:47,455 did 1401 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,575 'Nu 1402 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:48,935 think 1403 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:49,415 WES 1404 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:49,655 going 1405 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:49,975 to 1406 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,415 What did you think was going to happen? 1407 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:50,775 Oh, 1408 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,015 she 1409 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,255 I? 1410 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:51,495 Hot, 1411 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:51,735 let's 1412 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:51,895 PUt 1413 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,295 happen? Oh, she is hot, let's put her 1414 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:52,415 if' 1415 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,735 charge. 1416 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:55,975 Oh, 1417 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,095 'Nu 1418 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:56,455 think 1419 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,935 because 1420 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:01,495 her in charge. Oh, you think because she 1421 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:01,735 I? 1422 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:01,975 El 1423 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,215 buff 1424 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:02,455 tiflg 1425 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:02,975 she 1426 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:03,375 will 1427 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:03,615 be 1428 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:03,935 900d 1429 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:04,055 she is a buff ting she will be good in 1430 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:04,415 Parliament? 1431 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:04,535 You 1432 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:04,895 think 1433 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,135 because 1434 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:05,295 she 1435 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:05,695 in Parliament? You think because she is 1436 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:05,815 El 1437 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,175 ten 1438 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:06,415 she 1439 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:06,655 will 1440 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,295 be 1441 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:07,615 able 1442 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,015 to 1443 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:08,335 TUFI 1444 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:08,575 is a ten she will be able to run number 1445 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:08,815 ten? 1446 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,055 We 1447 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:09,295 learn 1448 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,015 nothing. 1449 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:11,655 Have 1450 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,015 number ten? We learn nothing. Have unique 1451 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:12,255 SGHSG 1452 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:12,495 of 1453 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:12,735 anything 1454 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:12,975 that 1455 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,295 has 1456 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:13,535 unique sense of anything that has gone 1457 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:13,775 on 1458 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:14,015 if' 1459 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:14,255 the 1460 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,655 couple 1461 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:15,775 of 1462 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:20,455 months? 1463 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:20,775 The 1464 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:20,895 gone on in the couple of months? The strangest 1465 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,855 thing 1466 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,095 I? 1467 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:24,215 That 1468 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:24,575 ToflY 1469 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:24,895 Adams 1470 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,895 strangest thing is that Tony Adams lasted 1471 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:27,295 longer 1472 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,255 than 1473 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:28,495 the 1474 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,015 Prime 1475 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,135 lasted longer than the Prime Minister, 1476 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:29,495 SO 1477 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:29,615 well 1478 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:29,975 clone. 1479 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,375 We 1480 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:30,615 have 1481 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:30,935 not 1482 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,215 Minister, so well clone. We have not even 1483 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:31,455 mention 1484 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:31,695 a 1485 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,215 certain 1486 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:32,935 MP'S 1487 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:33,175 even mention a certain MP's appearance 1488 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:33,415 on 1489 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:33,655 a 1490 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:33,895 certain 1491 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:34,215 reality 1492 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:42,240 appearance on a certain reality show. 1493 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,095 One thing we haven't mentioned yet is a certain MP's appearance 1494 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,295 on a certain reality show. 1495 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,455 Daddy Pig said... 1496 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,415 Daddy Pig? 1497 00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,335 Nice to get a tweet from David Cameron. 1498 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,175 #|s|tOk That Matt Hancock was stung by a scorpion while doing I'm 1499 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,255 a Celebrity? 1500 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,415 He's doing OK but the scorpion is having counseling. 1501 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,095 The Former Health Secretary and Cupboard Fondler 1502 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,975 is currently a contestant on I'm A Celebrity 1503 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,215 Get Me Out Of Here. 1504 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,135 Hancock is apparently earning £400,000 for the gig, 1505 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,775 which he said he is doing to raise awareness for Dyslexia. 1506 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:12,975 However, he hasn't mentioned dyslexia once while in camp, 1507 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,815 nor is he donating his appearance fee to any dyslexia charity yet. 1508 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,055 How do we feel about Matt Hancock in the jungle? 1509 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:17,975 It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? 1510 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,375 Yes. 1511 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:18,615 It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes. I 1512 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,215 It's exciting, isn't it? Is it? Yes. I don't 1513 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:19,655 know 1514 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,295 if 1515 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:20,775 Vim 1516 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,015 SO 1517 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:21,255 the 1518 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:21,575 first 1519 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,175 I don't know if you so the first trial. 1520 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,015 He 1521 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,375 had 1522 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:23,615 to 1523 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:23,855 eat 1524 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,175 about. 1525 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:24,495 I1: 1526 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:24,735 trial. He had to eat about. It almost 1527 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:24,975 started 1528 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,215 all 1529 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:25,455 OVGF 1530 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,935 again. 1531 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,255 Rose, 1532 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:27,495 almost started all over again. Rose, have 1533 00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:27,615 'Nu 1534 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,175 been 1535 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:30,895 watching? 1536 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,135 I 1537 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,135 don't 1538 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:32,535 have you been watching? I don't watch 1539 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:32,775 i1: 1540 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,055 but 1541 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,295 I 1542 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,015 do 1543 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,255 think 1544 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,255 him 1545 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:37,375 going 1546 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:37,815 0|'! 1547 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:38,295 Watch it but I do think him going on that 1548 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,655 show, 1549 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,855 what 1550 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,095 I? 1551 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:41,215 He 1552 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:41,575 thinking? 1553 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,375 Why? 1554 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:42,615 That show, what is he thinking? Why? Does 1555 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:42,855 he 1556 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:43,095 want 1557 00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,335 to 1558 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:43,695 be 1559 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:43,935 famous 1560 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,255 OI' 1561 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:44,495 does 1562 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:44,815 he 1563 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:45,095 Does he want to be famous or does he actually 1564 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:45,335 want 1565 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:45,575 to 1566 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:45,815 do 1567 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,055 a 1568 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,295 Proper 1569 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,935 Job? 1570 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,615 I 1571 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:49,735 actually want to do a proper job? I think 1572 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,295 we 1573 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:50,535 all 1574 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,335 the 1575 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:51,575 answer 1576 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:51,695 to 1577 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,135 that. 1578 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:52,375 Think we all the answer to that. Peter, 1579 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:52,615 would 1580 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:52,895 'Nu 1581 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,055 90 1582 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:53,415 on 1583 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:53,655 a 1584 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:53,895 show 1585 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,215 li ke 1586 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:54,615 Peter, would you go on a show like that? 1587 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:54,855 I 1588 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,095 am 1589 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:55,215 not 1590 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:55,575 against 1591 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:55,815 it. 1592 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,055 I 1593 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:56,375 love 1594 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:56,655 that? I am not against it. I love the 1595 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,735 show, 1596 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:57,975 to 1597 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,335 be 1598 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:58,455 honest. 1599 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:58,695 I 1600 00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:58,935 am 1601 00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,375 not 1602 00:19:59,400 --> 00:19:59,615 the show, to be honest. I am not sure 1603 00:19:59,640 --> 00:19:59,855 i1: 1604 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,335 I? 1605 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:00,455 900d 1606 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:00,695 if' 1607 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,055 there. 1608 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:01,295 If 1609 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:01,535 I 1610 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:01,855 had 1611 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,095 sure it is good in there. if I had lost 1612 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:02,335 someone 1613 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:02,575 dufing 1614 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:02,815 the 1615 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,255 pandemic 1616 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:03,695 and 1617 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:03,935 lost someone during the pandemic and I 1618 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:04,175 saw 1619 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,415 that, 1620 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:11,615 hit 1621 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:11,855 making 1622 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:11,975 a 1623 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,335 tiP 1624 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:12,655 of 1625 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:12,895 I saw that, hit making a tip of himself 1626 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,135 0|'! 1627 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:13,375 live 1628 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:13,615 telly, 1629 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:13,855 I 1630 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,095 don't 1631 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,415 know 1632 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:14,655 himself on live telly, I don't know what 1633 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,055 I 1634 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,575 would 1635 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:15,815 think 1636 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,055 about 1637 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:16,295 that. 1638 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,895 Phil? 1639 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,695 What I would think about that. Phil? Oh... 1640 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,055 I 1641 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:21,295 will 1642 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:21,655 HGVGI' 1643 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,015 forgive 1644 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:22,335 Matt 1645 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:22,575 Oh... I will never forgive Matt Hancock 1646 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:22,815 for 1647 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:23,055 making 1648 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:30,695 me 1649 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:30,935 download 1650 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:31,375 the 1651 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:31,615 Hancock for making me download the ITV 1652 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,335 Player. 1653 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:32,575 The 1654 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,375 ad 1655 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:33,615 breaks 1656 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:33,935 are 1657 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,335 ITV player. The ad breaks are interminable. 1658 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:34,575 He 1659 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,095 has 1660 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:35,335 HGVGI' 1661 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:35,655 mentioned 1662 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:35,895 interminable. He has never mentioned dyslexia. 1663 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:36,135 He 1664 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:36,375 should 1665 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:36,615 have 1666 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:36,855 said 1667 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,695 that 1668 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:38,935 dyslexia. He should have said that he 1669 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:39,055 was 1670 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,455 raising 1671 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:39,695 HWHTEHESS 1672 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,095 for 1673 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:40,335 he was raising awareness for forgetfulness, 1674 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:40,575 and 1675 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:40,815 then 1676 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,055 when 1677 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,375 Pe0ple 1678 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:41,615 forgetfulness, and then when people said 1679 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:41,735 he 1680 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,095 had 1681 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:42,335 not 1682 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:42,575 mentioned 1683 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:42,695 it, 1684 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,135 he 1685 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:43,255 said he had not mentioned it, he could 1686 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:43,615 have 1687 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:43,895 said 1688 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,215 i1: 1689 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:44,455 was 1690 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:44,695 SO 1691 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,095 serious. 1692 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:46,335 Could have said it was so serious. He 1693 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:46,575 has 1694 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:46,815 dyslexia 1695 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,295 himself. 1696 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:47,535 He has dyslexia himself. Technically, 1697 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:47,655 he 1698 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,015 I? 1699 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,255 Allowed 1700 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:48,495 to 1701 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:48,855 do 1702 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,175 the 1703 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:49,415 Technically, he is allowed to do the Bush 1704 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:49,655 tucker 1705 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:49,895 trials 1706 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,015 with 1707 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,255 a 1708 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,015 mp“??- 1709 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,295 He 1710 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:52,695 Bush tucker trials with a laptop. He has 1711 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:52,815 i1: 1712 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,055 quite 1713 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,215 bad. 1714 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:55,455 He 1715 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,015 mixes 1716 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:56,335 words 1717 00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:56,655 UP 1718 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:56,895 has it quite bad. He mixes words up a 1719 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,135 lot. 1720 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:57,375 For 1721 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,135 examyfle, 1722 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:58,495 wife 1723 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,095 and 1724 00:20:59,120 --> 00:20:59,215 a lot. For example, wife and personal 1725 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,055 assistant. 1726 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,495 Personal assistant. LAUGHTER 1727 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,175 LAUGHTER 1728 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,215 right. 1729 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:07,455 Maybe 1730 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:07,855 he 1731 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,335 misheard 1732 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:08,575 her 1733 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:08,975 and 1734 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:09,215 , right. Maybe he misheard her and thought 1735 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:09,455 she 1736 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,375 said 1737 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:10,895 meets 1738 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:11,895 me 1739 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,135 if' 1740 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,295 rrlY 1741 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:12,815 thought she said meets me in my orifice. 1742 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:12,935 Yes, 1743 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,415 I 1744 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:13,815 actually 1745 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,055 made 1746 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,375 it 1747 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:14,615 orifice. Yes, I actually made it worse, 1748 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:14,855 how 1749 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,095 about 1750 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:23,120 that? 1751 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,535 Hancock said this week that Liz Truss's career is over, 1752 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,375 which is pretty rich coming from a guy eating a witchetty grub 1753 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,455 in a Queensland Rainforest. 1754 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,575 Matt Hancock keeps defending himself for the office affair, 1755 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,055 saying "I just fell in love". 1756 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,455 But that's not the reason people are pissy with him. 1757 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,335 It's the whole bungling-Covid-thing that people don't like. 1758 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,255 Put it this way. 1759 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:51,095 Boy George went to prison for handcuffing someone 1760 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:53,735 to a wall and beating him with a metal chain - 1761 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,415 and even he thinks Matt Hancock's dodgy. 1762 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,575 Some protesters flew a 'SS-metre banner over the jungle, 1763 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,655 which they captured in this striking image. 1764 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,375 Th6Y 1765 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:01,615 should 1766 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:03,455 have 1767 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,215 written 1768 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:04,575 hello, 1769 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:04,815 i1: 1770 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:05,055 They should have written hello, it is 1771 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,295 They should have written hello, it is Gina 1772 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:05,535 here. 1773 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:05,855 I 1774 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:06,095 think 1775 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:06,935 we 1776 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,055 should 1777 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:07,495 see 1778 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:07,615 is Gina here. I think we should see other 1779 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:08,055 Pe0ple. 1780 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:08,295 The 1781 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:08,535 thing 1782 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:08,775 about 1783 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,015 i1: 1784 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:09,335 I? 1785 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:09,455 Other people. The thing about it is all 1786 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:09,815 of 1787 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:09,935 that 1788 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,295 stuff 1789 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:10,535 that 1790 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:10,855 happened 1791 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,095 all of that stuff that happened under 1792 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:11,335 his 1793 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:11,575 watch 1794 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:11,815 and 1795 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,055 at 1796 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,295 the 1797 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:12,535 start 1798 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:12,855 he 1799 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,095 under his watch and at the start he was 1800 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:13,335 getting 1801 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:13,575 voted 1802 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:13,815 if' 1803 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,055 to 1804 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,295 do 1805 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:14,615 the 1806 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:14,855 was getting voted in to do the trials, 1807 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:14,975 that 1808 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,335 I? 1809 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:15,575 Not 1810 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:15,695 EVE“ 1811 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,135 happening 1812 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,375 trials, that is not even happening any 1813 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:16,615 more, 1814 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:16,855 which 1815 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,095 means 1816 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,335 ma'! 1817 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:17,575 Be 1818 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:17,815 some 1819 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,135 of 1820 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:18,375 any more, which means may be some of the 1821 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:18,615 pubfic 1822 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:18,855 are 1823 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:19,095 actually 1824 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,335 starting 1825 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:19,655 to 1826 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:19,895 the public are actually starting to almost 1827 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,135 side 1828 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:20,375 with 1829 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:20,495 him, 1830 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:20,855 and 1831 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,095 i1: 1832 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,415 I? 1833 00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:21,655 Almost side with him, and it is almost 1834 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:21,895 li ke 1835 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:22,135 i1: 1836 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:22,255 doesn't 1837 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:22,495 matter 1838 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:22,935 what 1839 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:23,175 almost like it doesn't matter what you 1840 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:23,415 have 1841 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:23,535 clone, 1842 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:23,775 Vim 1843 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,335 can 1844 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:24,575 90 1845 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:24,815 0|'! 1846 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,135 A 1847 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:25,375 you have clone, you can go on a reality 1848 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:25,615 show 1849 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:25,855 and 1850 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,095 that 1851 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:26,335 will 1852 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:26,575 kind 1853 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:26,895 of 1854 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,135 reality show and that will kind of sway 1855 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:27,535 opinion 1856 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:27,775 if' 1857 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,335 y0Ur 1858 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:28,575 favour. 1859 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:28,815 I 1860 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,135 just 1861 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,695 sway opinion in your favour. I just keep 1862 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,055 thinking, 1863 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:31,295 Vladimir 1864 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:31,535 Putin 1865 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,375 has 1866 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:32,615 keep thinking, Vladimir Putin has just 1867 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:32,855 90': 1868 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,095 to 1869 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:33,335 be 1870 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:33,575 sitting 1871 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,055 there 1872 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,855 just got to be sitting there thinking, 1873 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:34,975 if 1874 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:35,455 I 1875 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:35,815 90 1876 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,055 0|'! 1877 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,455 The 1878 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,975 next 1879 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,055 series 1880 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:39,295 thinking, if I go on the next series of 1881 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,535 the 1882 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:39,775 Masked 1883 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,015 Singer, 1884 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,255 I 1885 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:40,495 can 1886 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:40,655 turn 1887 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,055 of the Masked Singer, I can turn this 1888 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:47,935 around. 1889 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,895 If 1890 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:49,135 someone 1891 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:49,375 if' 1892 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:49,695 Russia 1893 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:49,935 this around. If someone in Russia isn't 1894 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,295 making 1895 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,495 Dancing 1896 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:52,735 with 1897 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,495 the 1898 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,095 isn't making Dancing with the Czars... 1899 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:00,335 I feel for Hancock's constituents. 1900 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,975 Cos we're in the middle of a cost of living crisis, 1901 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,895 we've just faced an eye-watering Autumn Statement - 1902 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,255 and he's off earning 400K for eating a kangaroo's penis. 1903 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:13,935 So I'm stepping up. 1904 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:17,055 I've done a bit of research and it turns out my ancestors came 1905 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,175 from a town called Mildenhall, which is in Matt 1906 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,735 H a n cock's constituency. 1907 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,855 So I'm gonna take over from Matt Hancock while he's in the jungle. 1908 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,775 Australia gets him, West Suffolk gets an Aussie. 1909 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,815 In fact, here's my pitch for Mildenhall. 1910 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:31,055 I 1911 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:31,295 am 1912 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:31,655 genuinely 1913 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:31,975 going 1914 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,215 to 1915 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:32,455 do 1916 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:32,695 this. 1917 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:32,935 I 1918 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:33,175 I am genuinely going to do this. I am 1919 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:33,415 I am genuinely going to do this. I am going 1920 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,655 there 1921 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:33,895 and 1922 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,135 I 1923 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:34,375 am 1924 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:34,615 going 1925 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:34,855 to 1926 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,015 set 1927 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:35,295 am going there and I am going to set UP 1928 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:35,655 a 1929 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:35,895 desk 1930 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,135 and 1931 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:36,375 if 1932 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:36,615 an'! 1933 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:36,855 Of 1934 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,095 the 1935 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:37,415 loca ls 1936 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:37,535 up a desk and if any of the locals want 1937 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:37,895 to 1938 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:38,135 come 1939 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,375 and 1940 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:38,615 meet 1941 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:38,855 me 1942 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,095 and 1943 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:39,335 tell 1944 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:39,495 me 1945 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:39,895 want to come and meet me and tell me your 1946 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:40,135 problems, 1947 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:40,375 I 1948 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:40,615 will 1949 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:40,855 try 1950 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:41,095 to 1951 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:41,415 fix 1952 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:41,655 your problems, I will try to fix stuff 1953 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:41,895 while 1954 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,135 Matt 1955 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,375 Hancock 1956 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:42,615 if 1957 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:42,855 if' 1958 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,175 the 1959 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:43,415 stuff while Matt Hancock is in the jungle. 1960 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:43,655 I 1961 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:43,895 reckon 1962 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,135 I 1963 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:44,375 can 1964 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:44,615 do 1965 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:44,855 a 1966 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,015 better 1967 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,415 jungle. I reckon I can do a better job 1968 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,655 if' 1969 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:45,895 a 1970 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,135 week 1971 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:46,375 than 1972 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:46,615 he 1973 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:46,735 has 1974 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,015 done. 1975 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,935 Job in a week than he has done. CHEERING 1976 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,175 CHEERING We 1977 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:50,415 will 1978 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:50,655 film 1979 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:50,775 advance 1980 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,215 week. 1981 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:53,455 You 1982 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:53,775 6P6 1983 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,015 We will film advance week. You are not 1984 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,255 a 1985 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,495 politician 1986 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:54,735 until 1987 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:54,975 'Nu 1988 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,095 make 1989 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:55,375 an 1990 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:55,775 not a politician until you make an advert, 1991 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,015 SO 1992 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:56,255 this 1993 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:56,495 if 1994 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:56,735 rrlY 1995 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:56,975 little 1996 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,175 pitch. 1997 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,135 Hi, I'm Adam Hills. 1998 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,055 And my roots to Mildenhall go way back. 1999 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:06,935 In fact, they're as old as the hills. 2000 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,655 Which is why I wanna help out. 2001 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,015 With your MP in the jungle, and in the doghouse, 2002 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,215 I'm saying I'm a celebrity, 2003 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:16,055 get me into there. 2004 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,735 This Sunday, I'll be holding an impromptu 2005 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,255 surgery in the marketplace, which boasts 2006 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,175 a 16th-century hexagonal market cross and town pump. 2007 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,535 Thanks, Wikipedia. 2008 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,535 So come along to Mildenhall marketplace on Sunday where 2009 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:36,560 I'll rock out with Hancock out. 2010 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,095 Genuinely going to do it. See you there on 2011 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:42,535 Sunday. 2012 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,935 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 2013 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,575 and turn the heat up in Qatar. 2014 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,855 Plus we want to know 2015 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,215 what song would you use to describe the Autumn Statement? 2016 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,255 Tweet us at The Last Leg and use the hashtag BudgetSongs. 2017 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:04,735 APPLAUSE 2018 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,455 Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis, 2019 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,095 Peter Crouch and Phil Wang. 2020 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:14,495 Rose is about to play the role of Celia in 2021 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,335 As You Like It in the West End, which begs the question, 2022 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:23,135 will you be signing it? 2023 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:23,375 Yes, 2024 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:23,735 I 2025 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:23,855 will 2026 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,215 be 2027 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,335 signing 2028 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:24,695 and 2029 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:24,815 it 2030 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,175 if 2031 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:26,255 Yes, I will be signing and it is really 2032 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:26,375 Yes, I will be signing and it is really difficult 2033 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:26,615 because 2034 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:26,895 sign 2035 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:27,175 really difficult because sign language 2036 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:27,415 if 2037 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,975 v6"! 2038 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:29,335 literal 2039 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:29,455 SO 2040 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:29,695 I 2041 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,975 have 2042 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,255 language is very literal so I have to 2043 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,735 work 2044 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,255 it 2045 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:32,535 out, 2046 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:32,895 but 2047 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,015 it 2048 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:33,375 if 2049 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:33,615 SO 2050 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:33,895 visual. 2051 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:34,295 To work it out, but it is so visual, so 2052 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:34,415 I 2053 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,775 am 2054 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:34,895 having 2055 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,135 a 2056 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:35,375 great 2057 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,215 time. 2058 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:38,455 Are 2059 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,855 an'! 2060 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,135 So I am having a great time. Are any lines 2061 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:39,375 if' 2062 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:39,615 particular 2063 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:39,975 fun 2064 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:40,095 to 2065 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:44,455 Sign? 2066 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,215 I 2067 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:46,615 lines in particular fun to sign? I would 2068 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:54,640 go... 2069 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,695 Good thing you're not in Julius Caesar, 2070 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,055 cos you'd have to sign the line, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, 2071 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,295 lend me your ears." 2072 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:02,655 Also kind of weird. You are on 2073 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,055 tour 2074 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,175 Also kind of weird. You are on tour at 2075 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:03,535 Also kind of weird. You are on tour at the 2076 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:03,655 moment, 2077 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:03,895 here 2078 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,255 if 2079 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:04,495 a 2080 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,695 poster. 2081 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:08,375 You 2082 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:08,575 at the moment, here is a poster. You can 2083 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:08,935 see 2084 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,055 I 2085 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,295 am 2086 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:09,655 really 2087 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:09,895 looking 2088 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,055 forward 2089 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:10,455 can see I am really looking forward to 2090 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,935 it. 2091 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,775 Spring 2092 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:13,015 around 2093 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,335 the 2094 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:13,575 UK 2095 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:13,735 and 2096 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,775 to it. Spring around the UK and Ireland. 2097 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,535 Peter, you have a new book out, tell us about it. 2098 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:20,935 It is 2099 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,215 this, 2100 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:21,455 how 2101 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:21,695 to 2102 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:21,935 be 2103 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,295 an 2104 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:22,535 expert 2105 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,895 It is this, how to be an expert bower. 2106 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,135 It is this, how to be an expert bower. I 2107 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:24,335 am 2108 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:24,695 retired 2109 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:24,935 and 2110 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:25,055 I 2111 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,295 brought 2112 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:25,575 a 2113 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:25,855 bower. I am retired and I brought a book 2114 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,255 out. 2115 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:27,695 Ii 2116 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:27,935 X 2117 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,975 footballer. 2118 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,575 Book out. -- X footballer. APPLAUSE 2119 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:36,815 APPLAUSE There 2120 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:36,935 I? 2121 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:37,295 A 2122 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:37,415 little 2123 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:37,815 bit 2124 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,055 more 2125 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:38,175 to 2126 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,455 it. 2127 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,735 There is a little bit more to it. You 2128 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,055 have 2129 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:40,175 researched 2130 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:40,535 former 2131 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:40,815 You have researched former footballers 2132 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,055 and 2133 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:41,295 what 2134 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:41,655 they 2135 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:41,895 do 2136 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,135 for 2137 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:42,295 a 2138 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:42,575 footballers and what they do for a living 2139 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:42,815 and 2140 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,175 I 2141 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:43,295 will 2142 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:43,535 throw 2143 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:43,895 some 2144 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,055 names 2145 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,455 living and I will throw some names at 2146 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:49,535 Y0u_ 2147 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,175 Arjan de Zeeuw. 2148 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:51,815 He 2149 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,055 I? 2150 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:52,175 A 2151 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:52,535 narcotics 2152 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:52,655 detective 2153 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:52,895 if' 2154 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,335 He is a narcotics detective in Holland. 2155 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:54,535 He is a narcotics detective in Holland. I 2156 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,255 Played 2157 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:55,535 against 2158 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:55,775 him 2159 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,135 and 2160 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:56,535 he 2161 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,215 Holland. I played against him and he was 2162 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:57,575 a 2163 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:57,815 big 2164 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,175 centre 2165 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:58,495 half. 2166 00:26:58,520 --> 00:26:58,615 I 2167 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,055 interviewed 2168 00:26:59,080 --> 00:26:59,295 was a big centre half. I interviewed him 2169 00:26:59,320 --> 00:26:59,535 and 2170 00:26:59,560 --> 00:26:59,775 he 2171 00:26:59,800 --> 00:26:59,895 I? 2172 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,135 0|'! 2173 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,375 Stakeout 2174 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,095 and 2175 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:02,215 him and he is on stakeout and homicide, 2176 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:02,815 narcotics... 2177 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,295 An 2178 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:03,615 incredible 2179 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,975 homicide, narcotics... An incredible story. 2180 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:09,975 Frank LeBouef. 2181 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,255 He 2182 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:10,615 I? 2183 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:10,895 An 2184 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,255 actor 2185 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:11,415 and 2186 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:11,775 he 2187 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,655 I? 2188 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:12,895 If' 2189 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,375 the 2190 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:13,615 He is an actor and he is in the Theory 2191 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:13,735 He is an actor and he is in the Theory of 2192 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,575 Everything. 2193 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:14,815 About 2194 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:14,975 Stephen 2195 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,535 Theory of Everything. About Stephen Hawking? 2196 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:17,775 I 2197 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,015 was 2198 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,255 sitting 2199 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:18,495 watching 2200 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:18,775 i1: 2201 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:19,175 Hawking? I was sitting watching it in 2202 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,415 the 2203 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:19,535 cinema 2204 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:19,775 and 2205 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,015 I 2206 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:20,255 said 2207 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:20,495 that 2208 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:20,775 EIS 2209 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,175 in the cinema and I said that as Frank 2210 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:21,295 Leboeuf. 2211 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:21,655 She 2212 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:21,895 said 2213 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,015 I 2214 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:22,455 don't 2215 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,855 Frank Leboeuf. She said I don't care. 2216 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,095 I 2217 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:27,335 said, 2218 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:27,575 genuinely 2219 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:27,815 that 2220 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,415 I? 2221 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,535 Care. I said, genuinely that is Frank 2222 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:28,775 and 2223 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,015 she 2224 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:29,855 said 2225 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:29,975 again, 2226 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,215 I 2227 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,495 don't 2228 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:30,895 Frank and she said again, I don't care. 2229 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,495 I 2230 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:31,735 made 2231 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:31,975 her 2232 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,095 wait 2233 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:32,455 until 2234 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:32,615 the 2235 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:33,615 care. I made her wait until the credits 2236 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:33,855 came 2237 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,215 UPI 2238 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:34,455 right 2239 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:34,615 at 2240 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:34,855 the 2241 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,095 end 2242 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:35,375 i1: 2243 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:35,655 credits came up, right at the end it was 2244 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:35,895 Frank 2245 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,855 Leboeuf. 2246 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:38,175 What 2247 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,415 has 2248 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,375 he 2249 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:39,655 been 2250 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:39,935 was Frank Leboeuf. What has he been in? 2251 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:40,175 Chelsea's 2252 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:40,535 back 2253 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:46,695 four. 2254 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,055 Tino Asprilla. 2255 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,215 He 2256 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,575 I? 2257 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:48,815 0|'! 2258 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,055 A 2259 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,415 range 2260 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:49,655 of 2261 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,335 condoms. 2262 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,975 Surely goalkeepers should have their own condoms, 2263 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,255 cos they keep clean sheets. 2264 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,495 I am really relieved 2265 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:56,855 that 2266 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:56,975 isn't 2267 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,335 an 2268 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:57,655 I am really relieved that isn't an anecdote 2269 00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:57,895 I am really relieved that isn't an anecdote about 2270 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,015 how 2271 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:58,375 he 2272 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:58,495 found 2273 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:58,935 that 2274 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,855 anecdote about how he found that out. 2275 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,295 J0sh 2276 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:02,535 and 2277 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:02,775 Rob 2278 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,015 Beckett 2279 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,375 have 2280 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:03,695 just 2281 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,295 out. josh and Rob Beckett have just released 2282 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:06,535 a 2283 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:06,855 book, 2284 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,215 Parenting 2285 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:07,575 held. 2286 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:07,735 And 2287 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,015 released a book, Parenting held. And as 2288 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:08,375 promotion 2289 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:08,615 they 2290 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,095 have 2291 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:09,335 Put 2292 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:09,655 out 2293 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,175 as promotion they have put out condoms 2294 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,415 with 2295 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:10,655 their 2296 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,015 faces 2297 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:11,255 on 2298 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,375 them. 2299 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:11,655 We 2300 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,095 condoms with their faces on them. We did. 2301 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:13,335 I 2302 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:13,535 was 2303 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:13,775 sent 2304 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,015 a 2305 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,255 couple 2306 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,615 SO 2307 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:14,735 I 2308 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,015 HOW 2309 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,935 did. I was sent a couple so I now have 2310 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,295 condoms 2311 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,135 with 2312 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,335 'Nu 2313 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:17,695 and 2314 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,215 Rob 2315 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:18,495 have condoms with you and Rob Beckett 2316 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:18,735 on 2317 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:18,975 it. 2318 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:19,335 Th6Y 2319 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:19,455 don't 2320 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,695 look 2321 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,135 v6 FY 2322 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:20,375 Beckett on it. They don't look very used. 2323 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:20,495 I 2324 00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:20,855 should 2325 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,375 explain 2326 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:21,735 how 2327 00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,175 we 2328 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:22,615 90': 2329 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:22,735 used. I should explain how we got the 2330 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:23,015 condoms. 2331 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:23,455 We 2332 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:23,695 Paid 2333 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:23,975 25 2334 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,375 quid 2335 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:24,495 when 2336 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,215 we 2337 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,455 the condoms. We paid 25 quid when we got 2338 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:25,575 OUT 2339 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,775 MBE. 2340 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,935 I 2341 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,735 would 2342 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:30,135 saY 2343 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:30,375 there 2344 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,015 I? 2345 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,255 Got our MBE. I would say there is probably 2346 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:31,375 I10 2347 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:31,735 greater 2348 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,055 contraception 2349 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:32,335 probably no greater contraception than 2350 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:32,575 a 2351 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,255 condom 2352 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:33,415 with 2353 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,855 y0Ur 2354 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,215 face 2355 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,335 0|'! 2356 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:34,855 The. 2357 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,095 Than a condom with your face on the. Which 2358 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:35,335 if 2359 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:35,695 WW 2360 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:35,935 mine 2361 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,055 have 2362 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,415 HGVGI' 2363 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:36,575 been 2364 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,015 Which is why mine have never been used. 2365 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,855 Let's talk about the World Cup now and Robin asked the question 2366 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,135 many of you are pondering. 2367 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,975 #|s|tOk to hold the World Cup in a country which devalues human 2368 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,895 rights by adhering to medieval laws and practices. 2369 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,815 This World Cup was always a bit dodgy. 2370 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,495 It was awarded to Qatar, a country so hot it couldn't 2371 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,335 actually hold the World Cup when the World Cup is usually held. 2372 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,735 At the time, the Qataris said they could either alter 2373 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,375 the weather or build giant refrigerated stadiums. 2374 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,455 Turns out, neither was possible. 2375 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,615 Instead they relied on an army of migrant workers, 2376 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,055 many of whom died due to unsafe work practices. 2377 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,295 Which 2378 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:08,815 of 2379 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,055 COUFSG 2380 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:09,295 they 2381 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,215 deny. 2382 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,975 Meanwhile Qatar's views on homosexuality make the Westboro 2383 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,055 Baptist Church look progressive. 2384 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,455 David Beckham has been criticized for accepting an obscene amount 2385 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,855 of money to be an official ambassador for the tournament, 2386 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,855 with comedian Joe Lycett saying he'll shred £10,000 2387 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,815 unless Beckham renounces the deal. 2388 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,655 We've always supported LGBTQ rights on this show, 2389 00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,815 so how do we feel about the World Cup? 2390 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,295 The 2391 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:33,855 thing 2392 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:33,975 with 2393 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,295 i1: 2394 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:34,535 EIS 2395 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:34,935 I? 2396 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:35,175 When 2397 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:35,415 did 2398 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:35,695 The thing with it as is when did they 2399 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:35,935 The thing with it as is when did they get 2400 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,295 it? 2401 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:36,535 12 2402 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:36,655 yea rs 2403 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:36,895 ago 2404 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,175 OI' 2405 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:37,975 they get it? 12 years ago or something 2406 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,095 li ke 2407 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,695 that. 2408 00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:40,895 FIFA 2409 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:41,255 knew 2410 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:41,655 the'! 2411 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:41,775 Something like that. FIFA knew they were 2412 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,135 homophobic 2413 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:42,255 back 2414 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,535 then, 2415 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,015 not 2416 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,135 EIS 2417 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:43,575 if 2418 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:43,695 were homophobic back then, not as if they 2419 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:43,935 have 2420 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,175 just 2421 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:44,415 90': 2422 00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:44,655 into 2423 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,335 it. 2424 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:46,575 I 2425 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,175 just 2426 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:47,655 they have just got into it. I just look 2427 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:47,855 at 2428 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,095 i1: 2429 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:48,735 and 2430 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,095 think, 2431 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,415 i1: 2432 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:49,775 I? 2433 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,175 Not 2434 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,455 look at it and think, it is not great 2435 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:50,695 for 2436 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,055 anyone. 2437 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,295 I1: 2438 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:51,495 I? 2439 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:51,735 Not 2440 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,175 great 2441 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:52,415 great for anyone. It is not great for 2442 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,535 the 2443 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:52,775 Players, 2444 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,135 the 2445 00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:53,295 fact 2446 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:53,535 i1: 2447 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:53,895 I? 2448 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,215 The 2449 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:54,655 for the players, the fact it is the middle 2450 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:54,895 of 2451 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,335 the 2452 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:55,575 season 2453 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:56,575 and 2454 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:56,815 conditions, 2455 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,095 middle of the season and conditions, not 2456 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:57,335 great 2457 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:57,575 for 2458 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:58,495 inclusivity, 2459 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:58,815 not 2460 00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,415 great 2461 00:29:59,440 --> 00:29:59,535 not great for inclusivity, not great for 2462 00:29:59,560 --> 00:29:59,895 the 2463 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,015 fans. 2464 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,255 I1: 2465 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,855 I? 2466 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,215 Not 2467 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:01,455 great 2468 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,775 for 2469 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,415 for the fans. It is not great for that 2470 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:02,855 QUY 2471 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:03,215 from 2472 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:03,335 the 2473 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:03,695 Euros, 2474 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,295 wondering 2475 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,415 that guy from the Euros, wondering if 2476 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:04,775 the'! 2477 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:04,895 Are 2478 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,255 a 2479 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:05,495 strict 2480 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:05,735 0|'! 2481 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,055 A 2482 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:06,175 flare 2483 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,455 UP 2484 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:06,735 if they are a strict on a flare up the 2485 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,215 BT56. 2486 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,575 Is 2487 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:07,935 it 2488 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:08,295 fair 2489 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:08,535 to 2490 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:08,895 expect 2491 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:09,295 the arse. Is it fair to expect players 2492 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:09,535 to 2493 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:09,655 make 2494 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:10,015 a 2495 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,255 statement? 2496 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,375 I 2497 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:10,855 think 2498 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,095 players to make a statement? I think it 2499 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:11,215 I? 2500 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:11,575 SO 2501 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:11,815 sad 2502 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:11,935 that 2503 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,295 the 2504 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:12,455 whole 2505 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:12,735 it is so sad that the whole situation. 2506 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:12,975 I 2507 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,335 am 2508 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:13,455 lucky 2509 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:13,815 enough 2510 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:14,055 to 2511 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,215 Play 2512 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:14,615 situation. I am lucky enough to play in 2513 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:14,855 the 2514 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,095 World 2515 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:15,215 CUP 2516 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,455 and 2517 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:15,815 i1: 2518 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:15,935 I? 2519 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:16,375 The 2520 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:16,495 in the World Cup and it is the pinnacle 2521 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:16,735 of 2522 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,095 y0Ur 2523 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:17,335 life. 2524 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:17,695 We 2525 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,055 going 2526 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,375 EIS 2527 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:18,655 pinnacle of your life. We going as fans 2528 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,015 and 2529 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,935 Players, 2530 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,255 and 2531 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,735 with 2532 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:22,975 SO 2533 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,535 much 2534 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:23,655 fans and players, and with so much disappointment 2535 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:23,895 and 2536 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,135 anger 2537 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:24,495 and 2538 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:24,655 nobody 2539 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:24,935 disappointment and anger and nobody knows 2540 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,175 how 2541 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,535 to 2542 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,015 feel 2543 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:26,255 about 2544 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:26,615 it, 2545 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:26,775 instead 2546 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,055 knows how to feel about it, instead of 2547 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,295 a 2548 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,535 celebration 2549 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:27,775 of 2550 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:28,335 football 2551 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:28,775 that 2552 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:29,015 of a celebration of football that has 2553 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:29,255 not 2554 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,495 been 2555 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:29,615 that 2556 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:29,935 and 2557 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,175 i1: 2558 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,775 I? 2559 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,015 Has not been that and it is disappointing 2560 00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:32,255 for 2561 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:32,575 everyone 2562 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:32,815 disappointing for everyone concerned. 2563 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:32,935 Rose, 2564 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,175 6P6 2565 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:33,415 'Nu 2566 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:33,655 going 2567 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:33,895 to 2568 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,175 be 2569 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,535 concerned. Rose, are you going to be watching? 2570 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:35,895 Sorry 2571 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,015 to 2572 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,375 admit 2573 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:36,495 but 2574 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:36,895 I 2575 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:37,415 am 2576 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:37,855 watching? Sorry to admit but I am not 2577 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,535 ream] 2578 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:38,775 A 2579 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,015 football 2580 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,375 fan. 2581 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:39,495 I 2582 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:39,775 on“! 2583 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,055 Not really a football fan. I only watch 2584 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:40,415 to 2585 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:40,655 90 2586 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:40,775 to 2587 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,135 the 2588 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,255 Pub 2589 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:41,495 with 2590 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:41,935 n“! 2591 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,335 Watch to go to the pub with my friends. 2592 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:43,575 But 2593 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:43,935 i1: 2594 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:44,175 I? 2595 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:44,295 Ridiculous 2596 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:44,575 with 2597 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:44,855 friends. But it is ridiculous with human 2598 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,095 rights 2599 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,335 and 2600 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,975 all 2601 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,095 of 2602 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,455 that, 2603 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:47,775 and 2604 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:48,015 human rights and all of that, and then 2605 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:48,895 I 2606 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,135 hear 2607 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:52,415 virgin 2608 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,015 airlines 2609 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,335 have 2610 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:53,455 then I hear virgin airlines have gender 2611 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:53,815 neutral 2612 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:53,935 clothing. 2613 00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:54,175 If 2614 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:54,615 the'! 2615 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:54,735 Gender neutral clothing. If they landed 2616 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:55,095 the'! 2617 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:55,215 Would 2618 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,455 9E1: 2619 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:55,695 arrested 2620 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:55,975 for 2621 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,375 landed they would get arrested for it 2622 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:56,615 SO 2623 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:56,855 the'! 2624 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,095 Have 2625 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,335 to 2626 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:57,575 9E1: 2627 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,495 changed 2628 00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,095 into 2629 00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,335 it so they have to get changed into normal 2630 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,055 cause. 2631 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,175 That 2632 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:00,535 was 2633 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,535 interesting, 2634 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:01,655 normal cause. That was interesting, so 2635 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:01,895 there 2636 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,255 W6 ['6 2637 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,375 some 2638 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:02,615 subtle 2639 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,095 protests 2640 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:03,215 so there were some subtle protests and 2641 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:03,455 there 2642 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:03,695 will 2643 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,055 be 2644 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,295 more 2645 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:04,735 happening. 2646 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:04,855 And there will be more happening. The 2647 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,095 England 2648 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:05,455 Players 2649 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,015 arrived 2650 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,375 on 2651 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:06,695 the 2652 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:06,815 The England players arrived on the plane 2653 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,055 with 2654 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:07,415 a 2655 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:15,440 rainbow. 2656 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,495 Denmark have released this 2657 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,135 thought-provoking stripped back kit, as well as a black third shirt 2658 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:24,255 in mourning for the migrant workers who died, seen here in the kit 2659 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,455 manufacturers impassioned social media post. 2660 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,295 Even the tournament mascot looks like the ghost of a migrant worker. 2661 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,775 Today it was announced that alcohol 2662 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,895 would not be available inside stadiums, but will be 2663 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:32,975 available in corporate boxes. 2664 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,575 This came as news to one of the World Cup's major 2665 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:36,815 sponsors, Budweiser. 2666 00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:37,055 Phrase, this is awkward. I am quite looking forward to 2667 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:37,255 fans 2668 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,775 having 2669 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,015 looking forward to fans having fights 2670 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,255 and 2671 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,495 going, 2672 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:38,735 we 2673 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:38,855 have 2674 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,055 all 2675 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,295 had 2676 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:40,615 a 2677 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,055 fights and going, we have all had a Fantastic. 2678 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,175 In 2679 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:42,535 the 2680 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:42,775 funds 2681 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,855 PEI rt, 2682 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:45,295 Vim 2683 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,415 Fantastic. In the funds part, you are 2684 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:45,655 not 2685 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:45,975 allowed 2686 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,575 drinks 2687 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:46,695 at 2688 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,055 the 2689 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:47,535 ground 2690 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:47,775 are not allowed drinks at the ground unless 2691 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:48,015 Vim 2692 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:48,255 are 2693 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:48,495 if' 2694 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:48,735 corporate 2695 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:48,975 but 2696 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,295 if' 2697 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:49,535 unless you are in corporate but in the 2698 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:49,655 fan 2699 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,015 zone 2700 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:50,255 Vim 2701 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,535 are 2702 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,775 allowed 2703 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:51,975 a 2704 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,215 the fan zone you are allowed a maximum 2705 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:52,455 of 2706 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:52,855 four. 2707 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,255 Like 2708 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:53,495 if' 2709 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:53,735 Hyde 2710 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,055 Park 2711 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:54,295 maximum of four. Like in Hyde Park when 2712 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:54,535 everyone 2713 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:54,775 jumps 2714 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,215 UPI 2715 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,455 trying 2716 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:55,775 to 2717 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:56,015 when everyone jumps up, trying to catch 2718 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,135 the 2719 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,455 beer! 2720 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:57,815 You 2721 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,055 9E1: 2722 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,175 SO 2723 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:58,695 drunk 2724 00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:58,855 0|'! 2725 00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,255 Catch the beer! You get so drunk on the 2726 00:31:59,280 --> 00:31:59,495 ffight 2727 00:31:59,520 --> 00:31:59,735 that 2728 00:31:59,760 --> 00:31:59,975 i1: 2729 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:00,295 carries 2730 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:00,615 Vim 2731 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:00,855 the flight that it carries you through 2732 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:00,975 the 2733 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:01,335 whole 2734 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:01,575 World 2735 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:01,815 Cup. 2736 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:02,055 I 2737 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,375 am 2738 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:02,615 through the whole World Cup. I am really 2739 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:02,855 worried, 2740 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,095 if 2741 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,535 England 2742 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,135 SCOPE 2743 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:06,455 0|'! 2744 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:06,695 Really worried, if England score on Monday, 2745 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:06,935 are 2746 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,055 the 2747 00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:07,415 Players 2748 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:07,535 are 2749 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,855 going 2750 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,175 to 2751 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:09,415 Monday, are the players are going to get 2752 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:09,655 six 2753 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:09,895 months 2754 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:10,015 each 2755 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:10,255 for 2756 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:10,495 jumping 2757 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:10,935 0|'! 2758 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,175 Get six months each for jumping on Harry 2759 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:11,415 Kane? 2760 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:11,535 Will 2761 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:11,895 'Nu 2762 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,615 be 2763 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,535 watching? 2764 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:13,975 I 2765 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,375 Harry Kane? Will you be watching? I am 2766 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:14,495 not 2767 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:14,735 going 2768 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,975 to 2769 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,095 the 2770 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,455 World 2771 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:16,695 CUP 2772 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,015 Yes 2773 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,255 am not going to the World Cup yes yean 2774 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:17,495 everyone 2775 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:17,735 I? 2776 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:17,975 Wondering 2777 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,255 if 2778 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:18,495 I 2779 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:18,815 am 2780 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,055 year, everyone is wondering if I am going. 2781 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,295 Out 2782 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:19,535 of 2783 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:19,775 principle 2784 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,015 I 2785 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:20,255 am 2786 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,175 not 2787 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,295 going. Out of principle I am not going, 2788 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:23,655 £1000 2789 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,055 return 2790 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,095 flight, 2791 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:25,495 not 2792 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:25,815 if' 2793 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,055 going, £1000 return flight, not in "TY 2794 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:26,295 name. 2795 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:26,535 The 2796 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:26,935 Opening 2797 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,295 ceremony 2798 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,615 I? 2799 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:27,855 My name. The opening ceremony is going 2800 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:28,095 to 2801 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:28,335 suck, 2802 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:28,775 it 2803 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:29,295 will 2804 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:29,535 be 2805 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:29,775 SO 2806 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,335 bad. 2807 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,575 Going to suck, it will be so bad. Can 2808 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:30,815 'Nu 2809 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:30,935 imagine 2810 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,295 the 2811 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:31,535 quality 2812 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,375 of 2813 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:34,615 Can you imagine the quality of choreography 2814 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:34,855 if' 2815 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,095 El 2816 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,335 country 2817 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,655 where 2818 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:35,775 choreography in a country where homosexuality 2819 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,015 I? 2820 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,615 Illegal? 2821 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:46,640 Homosexuality is illegal? APPLAUSE 2822 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:47,295 TheY 2823 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:47,695 are 2824 00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,055 going 2825 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,295 to 2826 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:49,535 be 2827 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:49,775 doing 2828 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:50,135 head, 2829 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:50,495 They are going to be doing head, shoulders, 2830 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:50,735 They are going to be doing head, shoulders, knees 2831 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:50,975 and 2832 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,215 toes. 2833 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,175 An 2834 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:53,415 shoulders, knees and toes. An extravaganza 2835 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:53,535 organised 2836 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:53,775 DY 2837 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,215 straight 2838 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,455 extravaganza organised by straight people, 2839 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:54,695 HEY 2840 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:54,935 will 2841 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,535 talk 2842 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:55,655 about 2843 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:55,935 crypto 2844 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,215 people, they will talk about crypto currency 2845 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,575 and 2846 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,575 then 2847 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:57,815 Play 2848 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,655 Ell] 2849 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:00,895 Episode 2850 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:01,215 of 2851 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,455 currency and then play an episode of Ted 2852 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,095 Lasso. 2853 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,935 There are stories that some people were paid to look like fans, 2854 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,775 doubling up for different countries, to make it look like they were 2855 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,975 having a good time in Qatar. 2856 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,215 We have clone that here four years. We had Carroll and Susan 2857 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:12,375 Kennedy 2858 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:12,775 We had Carroll and Susan Kennedy booked 2859 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,015 and 2860 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,255 how 2861 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:13,495 the'! 2862 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:13,815 Brought 2863 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,055 booked and how they brought Neighbours 2864 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,735 back. 2865 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,575 We 2866 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,375 a lwa ys 2867 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:16,735 have 2868 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,055 a 2869 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,295 Neighbours back. We always have a bit 2870 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,535 when 2871 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:17,775 England 2872 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:18,015 and 2873 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:18,295 Australia 2874 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:18,695 6P6 2875 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:18,935 bit when England and Australia are in 2876 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,255 the 2877 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:19,495 same 2878 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:20,855 tournament. 2879 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,495 Here 2880 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:21,735 if 2881 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,175 OUT 2882 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:22,495 in the same tournament. Here is our bet, 2883 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:22,615 whichever 2884 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:22,975 team 2885 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,095 9065 2886 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:23,535 further, 2887 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:23,775 bet, whichever team goes further, the 2888 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:24,015 loser 2889 00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:24,255 has 2890 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:24,615 to 2891 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:24,855 Put 2892 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,135 a 2893 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,575 flare 2894 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:28,895 LIP 2895 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,135 the loser has to put a flare up their 2896 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:29,375 GFSG 2897 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:29,615 on 2898 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,735 TV. 2899 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:31,175 I 2900 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,415 would 2901 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:31,655 90 2902 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:31,975 into 2903 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,095 their arse on TV. I would go into the 2904 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:33,975 jungle... 2905 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,615 We 2906 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,655 have 2907 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:37,895 OUT 2908 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:38,215 own... 2909 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:38,455 the jungle... We have our own... You 2910 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:38,695 don't 2911 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:38,935 have 2912 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:39,175 to 2913 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:39,415 share 2914 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:39,655 a 2915 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,055 flare. 2916 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:41,295 You don't have to share a flare. That 2917 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,575 I? 2918 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:41,815 Fine, 2919 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,855 then. 2920 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,095 Can 2921 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:45,215 we 2922 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,575 9E1: 2923 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:45,895 two 2924 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,255 That is fine, then. Can we get two separate 2925 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:47,615 lighters 2926 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:47,855 OI' 2927 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,095 do 2928 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,335 we 2929 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:48,575 light 2930 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:48,895 i1: 2931 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,695 separate lighters or do we light it like... 2932 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,055 Trying 2933 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:52,495 to 2934 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:52,855 land 2935 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,095 a 2936 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:53,335 plane 2937 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:53,655 with 2938 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,095 like... Trying to land a plane with it. 2939 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:54,335 And 2940 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,575 'Nu 2941 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:54,815 have 2942 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,255 actually 2943 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,575 released 2944 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:55,815 it. And you have actually released an 2945 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,135 album 2946 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:56,855 for 2947 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:57,095 this 2948 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,335 World 2949 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:57,455 Cup? 2950 00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:57,815 Me 2951 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:57,975 and 2952 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,055 an album for this World Cup? Me and Paul 2953 00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,295 Potts, 2954 00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,655 the 2955 00:33:59,680 --> 00:33:59,895 combination 2956 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:00,695 Vim 2957 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:00,935 Paul Potts, the combination you never 2958 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:01,175 knew 2959 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,295 Vim 2960 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:01,655 needed. 2961 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,615 Princess 2962 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,015 Anne 2963 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:04,135 never knew you needed. Princess Anne is 2964 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:04,495 at 2965 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,135 home 2966 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:06,495 going. 2967 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:06,735 I 2968 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:06,975 love 2969 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:07,215 Would 2970 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:07,455 I 2971 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:07,775 Lie 2972 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:08,015 is at home going, I love Would I Lie to 2973 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:08,135 You. 2974 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:08,495 An 2975 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:08,735 album 2976 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:08,975 of 2977 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,215 football 2978 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:09,535 chants 2979 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:09,775 to You. An album of football chants and 2980 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,015 the 2981 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:10,135 proceeds 2982 00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:10,495 going 2983 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,215 to... 2984 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:11,935 and the proceeds going to... Stonewall. 2985 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,175 Stonewa“. APPLAUSE 2986 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:16,615 APPLAUSE And 2987 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:16,735 WE 2988 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,655 have 2989 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,135 written 2990 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:18,375 OUT 2991 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:18,615 OW“ 2992 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:18,935 anthem 2993 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:19,175 And we have written our own anthem for 2994 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:19,295 the 2995 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,655 World 2996 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:19,895 CUP 2997 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,135 and 2998 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,375 WE 2999 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:20,615 will 3000 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:20,935 unveil 3001 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:21,175 for the World Cup and we will unveil it 3002 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:21,295 at 3003 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:21,535 the 3004 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:21,895 end 3005 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,135 of 3006 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:22,255 tonight's 3007 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:22,615 show 3008 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:22,935 but 3009 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,455 it at the end of tonight's show but when 3010 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:23,695 talking 3011 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:23,935 football, 3012 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:24,175 let's 3013 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:24,495 end 3014 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,735 when talking football, let's end this 3015 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:24,975 with 3016 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,095 an 3017 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:25,455 amazing 3018 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:25,695 piece 3019 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,015 of 3020 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,255 this with an amazing piece of football 3021 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,655 action. 3022 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,015 Check 3023 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:28,375 out 3024 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:28,815 this 3025 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,055 football action. Check out this stunning 3026 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:29,295 90a[ 3027 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:29,415 from 3028 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:29,775 a 3029 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,095 Pofish 3030 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:30,335 stunning goal from a Polish disability 3031 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:38,360 league. 3032 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:47,935 APPLAUSE 3033 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,375 Unbelievable. 3034 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,775 We'll have more Last Leg for you after the break, 3035 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,695 as we ask if Twitter has cancel led itself. 3036 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,655 Plus we want to know what song would you use to describe 3037 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,575 the Autumn Statement? 3038 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,415 Tweet us at The Last Leg and use 3039 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:16,255 APPLAUSE 3040 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,015 Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling-Ellis, 3041 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,535 Peter Crouch and Phil Wang. 3042 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,615 The Rugby League World Cup wraps up tomorrow with the Men's and women's 3043 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,695 finals at Old Trafford. 3044 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,375 The Wheelchair Final was earlier tonight, with 3045 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,215 England running out the winners. 3046 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:36,455 Unbelievable 3047 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,335 game. 3048 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:37,695 It 3049 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:37,935 was 3050 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,175 absolutely 3051 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:38,415 Unbelievable game. It was absolutely unbelievable. 3052 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:38,895 Unbelievable game. It was absolutely unbelievable. If 3053 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,135 'Nu 3054 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:39,255 Set 3055 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:39,495 the 3056 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:39,935 chance 3057 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,175 unbelievable. If you get the chance to 3058 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:40,415 watch 3059 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:40,535 it, 3060 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:40,895 please 3061 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:44,855 do. 3062 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,655 And congratulations to the England Physical 3063 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,855 Disability Rugby League Team, for taking out the PDRL 3064 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,295 World Cup a few weeks ago. 3065 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:51,775 Sam 3066 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,495 if 3067 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:52,895 from 3068 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,135 the 3069 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:53,375 team, 3070 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:53,735 SO 3071 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:53,975 Sam is from the team, so congratulate 3072 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,215 Sam is from the team, so congratulate him 3073 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:54,455 on 3074 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,695 behalf 3075 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:54,815 of 3076 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:55,175 all 3077 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:55,495 of 3078 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,095 congratulate him on behalf of all of England. 3079 00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,335 Sam 3080 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,255 officially 3081 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,815 scored 3082 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,335 the 3083 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,575 England. Sam officially scored the first 3084 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:01,815 try 3085 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:02,055 GVGI' 3086 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:02,295 for 3087 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:02,415 England 3088 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:02,775 if' 3089 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,095 a 3090 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,335 first try ever for England in a World 3091 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:03,575 CUP 3092 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:03,815 and 3093 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:04,055 it 3094 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:04,295 looked 3095 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,415 li ke 3096 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:09,895 this. 3097 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,215 World Cup and it looked like this. There 3098 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:10,455 after 3099 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,695 the 3100 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:10,935 middle, 3101 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,615 England! 3102 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:13,855 There after the middle, England! They 3103 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,095 have 3104 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,335 opened 3105 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,655 the 3106 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:23,680 scoring. 3107 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,975 In fact, a Dream team was named this week comprised of the best 3108 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,255 players in the World Cup, and it included men, 3109 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,015 women, and wheelchair, players, as well as Australia's 3110 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,095 PDRL star Bryce Crane. 3111 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,135 That is a huge step forward for Rugby League. 3112 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,575 I of course, played for Australia, 3113 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:52,375 which prompted Jamie to ask... 3114 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,495 #|s|tOkay to tackle a red shorts player in PDRL? 3115 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,735 Think you got away with one of those in that final game against Wales. 3116 00:36:59,760 --> 00:36:59,855 In 3117 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:00,295 Physical 3118 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:00,655 disability 3119 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:00,895 rugby 3120 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,215 league, 3121 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,055 In physical disability rugby league, some 3122 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,295 In physical disability rugby league, some have 3123 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:03,415 red 3124 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:03,655 shorts 3125 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:03,895 because 3126 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,335 they 3127 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:04,575 some have red shorts because they have 3128 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:04,695 an 3129 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:05,055 acquired 3130 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,055 brain 3131 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:07,335 injLIFY 3132 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:07,495 and 3133 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:07,895 have an acquired brain injury and you 3134 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,215 can't 3135 00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:08,455 tackle 3136 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,055 them. 3137 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:09,415 I 3138 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:09,855 90': 3139 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:10,095 a 3140 00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:10,255 bit 3141 00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:10,655 you can't tackle them. I got a bit confused. 3142 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:10,775 And 3143 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:11,135 I 3144 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,375 did 3145 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:16,015 this. 3146 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,255 Confused. And I did this. Communication 3147 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:16,375 out 3148 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:16,735 to 3149 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:16,975 the 3150 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,215 left 3151 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:17,535 hand 3152 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,255 Communication out to the left hand side. 3153 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:20,615 Oh, 3154 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,695 dean 3155 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:21,935 He 3156 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,175 I? 3157 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,375 Off. 3158 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,615 He 3159 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,095 has 3160 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:24,215 side. Oh, clear. He is off. He has realised 3161 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:24,575 his 3162 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:24,855 error. 3163 00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:24,975 He 3164 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:25,655 has 3165 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:25,895 flattered 3166 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,335 realised his error. He has clattered him 3167 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:26,575 to 3168 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:26,815 the 3169 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,055 ground. 3170 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:27,495 The 3171 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:27,855 referee 3172 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,255 I? 3173 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,495 Him to the ground. The referee is letting 3174 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:28,855 him 3175 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:29,095 9E1: 3176 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:29,375 0|'! 3177 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:29,615 With 3178 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:29,735 it. 3179 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,615 A 3180 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:30,855 letting him get on with it. A penalty 3181 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:30,975 if' 3182 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:31,335 some 3183 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,575 other 3184 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:31,815 game, 3185 00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,935 perhaps, 3186 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,175 penalty in some other game, perhaps. Perhaps 3187 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:36,455 he 3188 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:36,695 wasn't 3189 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:36,935 EIS 3190 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,375 fierce. 3191 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:37,615 Put 3192 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,935 him 3193 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,055 Perhaps he wasn't as fierce. Put him down 3194 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:38,295 a 3195 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:38,655 bit 3196 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:38,895 gently 3197 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:39,135 if' 3198 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,375 the 3199 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,935 end. 3200 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,415 I 3201 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:45,575 did 3202 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:45,975 down a bit gently in the end. I did get 3203 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,135 away 3204 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:46,495 with 3205 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:46,855 it. 3206 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,495 As 3207 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:47,615 if 3208 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,055 I 3209 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:48,375 would 3210 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,615 get away with it. As if I would offer 3211 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:48,855 a 3212 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:49,095 referee 3213 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,775 ticket 3214 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,135 to 3215 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:51,375 the 3216 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,535 Last 3217 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:51,935 offer a referee ticket to the Last Like 3218 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:52,055 if' 3219 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:52,295 the 3220 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:52,775 middle 3221 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,135 of 3222 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,375 a 3223 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:53,615 game. 3224 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:53,855 It 3225 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,175 was 3226 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:54,415 Like in the middle of a game. It was an 3227 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:54,655 accident 3228 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:54,895 and 3229 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,135 the 3230 00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:55,535 referee 3231 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:55,975 did 3232 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,415 the 3233 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:56,535 an accident and the referee did the right 3234 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:56,895 thing. 3235 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:57,135 Isn't 3236 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:57,255 that 3237 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,575 right? 3238 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:00,735 That 3239 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,015 right thing. Isn't that right? That is 3240 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,655 correct! 3241 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,455 Is correct! AP P LAUS E 3242 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,655 APPLAUSE I 3243 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:09,975 think 3244 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,215 Vim 3245 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:10,455 ma'! 3246 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:10,695 HOW 3247 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:10,935 break 3248 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:11,175 the 3249 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,495 record 3250 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:11,735 I think you may now break the record for 3251 00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,415 the 3252 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:12,655 quickest 3253 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:12,975 that 3254 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:13,255 someone 3255 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:13,815 has 3256 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:14,055 for the quickest that someone has had 3257 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:14,295 an 3258 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:14,855 MBE 3259 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,095 taken 3260 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,335 off 3261 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:15,815 them. 3262 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:16,055 The 3263 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,215 Liz 3264 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:16,615 had an MBE taken off them. The Liz Truss 3265 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:16,855 of 3266 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,095 an 3267 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:22,895 MBE. 3268 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,055 Alan asked: If Twitter collapses due to current reasons, 3269 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,215 is there a backup way to send in #|s|tOk's? 3270 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,335 If you're not aware of this story - tech billionaire Elon Musk bought 3271 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,495 Twitter a few weeks ago, and has made changes 3272 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,575 that have gone down about as well as Kan ye West at a Bah 3273 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,655 Mtizvah. 3274 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,295 As well as charging people to get a verified blue tick, 3275 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,455 he sacked half the employees, then insisted that remining 3276 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,615 employees agree to work longer hours and more intensively. 3277 00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:50,975 Apparently overnight, he held a video conference 3278 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,335 during which some employees resigned by turning off their screens 3279 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,335 while he was talking. 3280 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,975 He has now locked all Twitter employees out of their offices 3281 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,095 until next week, resulting in this message being broadcast 3282 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:06,015 on Twitter headquarters. 3283 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,655 Names included Mediocre Man child, Petty Racist, Bankruptcy 3284 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:08,975 baby and Space Karen. 3285 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,815 I 3286 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:10,055 wanted 3287 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,495 i1: 3288 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:10,735 to 3289 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:10,975 have 3290 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,215 one 3291 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:11,455 of 3292 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:11,695 six 3293 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:11,935 at 3294 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,175 I wanted it to have one of six at the 3295 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,335 I wanted it to have one of six at the end. 3296 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:14,695 Has 3297 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:14,935 he 3298 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,055 killed 3299 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,695 Twitter? 3300 00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:18,095 I 3301 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:18,535 the end. Has he killed Twitter? I feel 3302 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,015 like 3303 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:19,135 what 3304 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:19,495 WES 3305 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:19,895 wrong 3306 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,335 with 3307 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,055 giving 3308 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:21,295 feel like what was wrong with giving a 3309 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:21,615 blue 3310 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:21,735 tick 3311 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,095 to 3312 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:22,415 anybody- 3313 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,655 Anyone 3314 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:23,975 could 3315 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:24,215 a blue tick to anybody. Anyone could buy 3316 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,455 El 3317 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:24,695 blue 3318 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:24,935 tick 3319 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:25,055 and 3320 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,415 pretend 3321 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,895 to 3322 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:26,175 be 3323 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,615 me 3324 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:26,855 buy a blue tick and pretend to be me and 3325 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,095 then 3326 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,335 make 3327 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:27,655 El 3328 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:27,895 tweet 3329 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:28,535 that 3330 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,015 said, 3331 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,335 I 3332 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:29,575 and then make a tweet that said, I really 3333 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:29,935 hate 3334 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,175 death 3335 00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,415 People. 3336 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:30,735 Anyone 3337 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:30,975 really hate death people. Anyone could 3338 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,095 do 3339 00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,935 that. 3340 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,055 That 3341 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,295 has 3342 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:35,535 given 3343 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:35,775 me 3344 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,215 an 3345 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:40,415 could do that. That has given me an idea. 3346 00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:40,975 Twitter 3347 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,455 dropped 3348 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:41,695 on 3349 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:41,815 the 3350 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,255 stock 3351 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:42,495 idea. Twitter dropped on the stock exchange 3352 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:42,735 because 3353 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:42,975 People 3354 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,095 sent 3355 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:43,375 out 3356 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:43,775 exchange because people sent out fake 3357 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:48,855 tweets. 3358 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,135 I 3359 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:49,575 thought 3360 00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:49,815 that 3361 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:50,135 Tom 3362 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:50,375 fake tweets. I thought that Tom Cruise 3363 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:50,975 tweeted 3364 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,055 me 3365 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:52,415 and 3366 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:52,655 I 3367 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:52,775 was 3368 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:53,135 like, 3369 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:53,295 he 3370 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:53,695 Cruise tweeted me and I was like, he is 3371 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:53,935 a 3372 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,175 fan. 3373 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,415 Someone 3374 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,535 had 3375 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,095 Paid 3376 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,215 for 3377 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:55,655 the 3378 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:55,895 is a fan. Someone had paid for the blue 3379 00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,135 tick 3380 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:56,255 and 3381 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:56,615 ca lled 3382 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:56,855 themselves 3383 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,175 Tom 3384 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,055 blue tick and called themselves Tom Cruise. 3385 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,055 How 3386 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,295 will 3387 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:00,535 this 3388 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:00,775 affect 3389 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,655 'Nu? 3390 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:01,895 Cruise. How will this affect you? Please 3391 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,135 destroy 3392 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,375 Twitter. 3393 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,375 I 3394 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,375 want 3395 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,615 to 3396 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:04,935 be 3397 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,775 Please destroy Twitter. I want to be free. 3398 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:06,375 BY 3399 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:06,855 Twitter, 3400 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,335 Facebook, 3401 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:07,575 free. By Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, 3402 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:07,855 TikTok. 3403 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,095 Let 3404 00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:08,495 US 3405 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:08,735 all 3406 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,135 be 3407 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:09,375 Instagram, TikTok. Let us all be free 3408 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,255 and 3409 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:10,895 return 3410 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:11,135 to 3411 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:11,375 the 3412 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:11,535 hills, 3413 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:11,815 free and return to the hills, please. 3414 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,335 BY 3415 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:12,775 Ryan air, 3416 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,015 actually, 3417 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:13,335 while 3418 00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:13,575 please. By Ryan air, actually, while you 3419 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:13,815 are 3420 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,055 at 3421 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,095 it. 3422 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:16,335 To 3423 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:16,575 do 3424 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:16,975 WEIVG 3425 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,095 when 3426 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:17,655 he 3427 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:17,895 you are at it. To do wave when he said 3428 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,015 the 3429 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,375 hills? 3430 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,455 Yeah. 3431 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:26,615 This Monty Python meme did 3432 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,815 the rounds today that seems 3433 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,015 to sum up the situation. 3434 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,695 Some people suggested we should print off all our old tweets 3435 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:34,055 and save them in case the site crashes. 3436 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:34,375 , Grow up! I 3437 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:34,615 am 3438 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:34,895 not 3439 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,255 going 3440 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:35,495 to 3441 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:35,735 print 3442 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:35,975 , Grow up! I am not going to print of 3443 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,215 , Grow up! I am not going to print of the 3444 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:36,455 time 3445 00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:36,575 I 3446 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,135 asked 3447 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,375 if 3448 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:38,615 the 3449 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:39,335 10:33am 3450 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:39,895 of the time I asked if the 10:33am service 3451 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,015 to 3452 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,375 Leeds 3453 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:40,495 I? 3454 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:40,855 Still 3455 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:41,055 running? 3456 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:41,495 I 3457 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:41,615 service to Leeds is still running? I don't 3458 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:41,855 know 3459 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:42,215 if 3460 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:45,055 Vim 3461 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:45,175 eve I' 3462 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:45,535 SO 3463 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,135 Moira 3464 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:46,375 don't know if you ever so Moira Stewart's 3465 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:46,615 Twitter 3466 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:46,935 account. 3467 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,175 One 3468 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:47,495 said, 3469 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:47,735 Stewart's Twitter account. One said, I 3470 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:47,975 am 3471 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,215 HEW 3472 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,655 to 3473 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:50,375 Twitter, 3474 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:50,855 I 3475 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,015 don't 3476 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:51,295 I am new to Twitter, I don't understand 3477 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,455 it. 3478 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:52,695 The 3479 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:52,815 second 3480 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,175 one 3481 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,335 said, 3482 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:53,615 understand it. The second one said, Fiona 3483 00:40:53,640 --> 00:41:01,535 Bruce. 3484 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,695 We should have known this wasn't gonna go well, 3485 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:06,015 when Musk turned up at Twitter headquarters with a sink, 3486 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,535 and tweeted "I am buying Twitter. 3487 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:15,560 Let that sink in." with this bizarre footage. 3488 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:18,135 This is encase 3489 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,255 WE 3490 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:19,495 don't 3491 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:19,655 have 3492 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,015 Twitter 3493 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:20,255 This is encase we don't have Twitter any 3494 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:20,615 This is encase we don't have Twitter any more. 3495 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:20,855 So 3496 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:21,095 WE 3497 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:21,215 90': 3498 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:21,575 owl 3499 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,575 tweet! 3500 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:25,215 Jl< 3501 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:25,455 any more. So we got owl tweet! jK rolling 3502 00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,415 says... 3503 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:29,655 Do 3504 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:29,895 'Nu 3505 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,135 kn ow 3506 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:30,455 what? 3507 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:30,695 Rolling says... Do you know what? Never 3508 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,015 mind. 3509 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,255 Welcome back to The Last Leg, we're joined by Rose Ayling- 3510 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,775 Ellis, Peter Crouch and Phil Wang. 3511 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,615 Josh has been Rishi'ing the Sunak out of the last seven days. 3512 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,775 Josh, what have you got for us? 3513 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,135 Would you like to see alarming footage of a daredevil 3514 00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,975 pigeon catching a ride on a plane? 3515 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,935 Yes. 3516 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,055 Here 3517 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,415 we 3518 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,055 9o_ 3519 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,655 There 3520 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:03,895 he 3521 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,135 iS, 3522 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:04,375 just 3523 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:04,495 Yes. Here we go. There he is, just on 3524 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:04,855 Yes. Here we go. There he is, just on the 3525 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,535 wing. 3526 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,055 He 3527 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:07,695 will 3528 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:07,935 be 3529 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,175 all 3530 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:08,495 right 3531 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:08,615 on the wing. He will be all right because 3532 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:08,855 he 3533 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,095 will 3534 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,575 just 3535 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,095 sit 3536 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:10,695 0|'! 3537 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:11,015 The 3538 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:11,255 because he will just sit on the wing, 3539 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,735 right? 3540 00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:11,975 He 3541 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:12,695 I? 3542 00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:12,935 Holding 3543 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,735 On, 3544 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,055 doing 3545 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:14,295 wing, right? He is holding on, doing all 3546 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,655 right. 3547 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:15,015 He 3548 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:15,255 I? 3549 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,375 Bracing. 3550 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,095 I 3551 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,455 think 3552 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:16,615 he 3553 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,015 all right. He is bracing. I think he is 3554 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:17,135 going 3555 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,495 to 3556 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:17,735 do 3557 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:17,855 it. 3558 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:18,095 Oh, 3559 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:23,575 Ho'.! 3560 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:23,815 He 3561 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,415 died. 3562 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:24,815 Is going to do it. Oh, no! He cited. No, 3563 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:24,935 he 3564 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,175 didn't. 3565 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:25,535 He 3566 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,415 didn't. 3567 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,055 Would you like to see a cute clip of a cat's 3568 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:40,775 surprising reaction to a kiss? 3569 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:46,215 Yes. LAUGHTER 3570 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:46,455 LAUGHTER Another 3571 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,975 One? 3572 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,575 Would you like to see some funny footage of a feline 3573 00:42:53,600 --> 00:43:01,600 Neighbourhood Watch? 3574 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,215 We asked you, what song would you use to describe 3575 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,495 the Autumn Statement? 3576 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,135 I 3577 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,655 think 3578 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:15,895 WE 3579 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:16,055 6P6 3580 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,415 broke 3581 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,135 HOW. 3582 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,255 BabY 1 3583 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,495 it's 3584 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:18,735 I think we are broke now. Baby, it's cold 3585 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,175 I think we are broke now. Baby, it's cold inside. 3586 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:19,895 I 3587 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:20,135 predict 3588 00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:20,375 a 3589 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:20,935 riot. 3590 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:21,175 Cold inside. I predict a riot. Freezing 3591 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:21,415 if' 3592 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:21,655 the 3593 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:21,975 moonlight. 3594 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,215 I 3595 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:22,735 think 3596 00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:22,975 Freezing in the moonlight. I think we've 3597 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:23,375 90': 3598 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:23,735 another 3599 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:24,255 0H6 3600 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:24,495 coming 3601 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:24,815 if I, 3602 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,135 we've got another one coming in, though... 3603 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:25,375 Thank 3604 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,655 Y0u_ 3605 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:28,895 I 3606 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,055 can 3607 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:29,415 feel 3608 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,975 Your 3609 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,215 though... Thank you. I can feel your disappointment 3610 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,455 that 3611 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:30,575 there 3612 00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:30,935 if 3613 00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:31,255 I10 3614 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,655 disappointment that there is no food. 3615 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:33,895 Let 3616 00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:34,135 me 3617 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,295 S66. 3618 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:36,695 Look 3619 00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:36,935 said, 3620 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:37,415 running 3621 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,655 food. Let me see. Look said, running UP 3622 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:37,895 that 3623 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,695 bill. 3624 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:39,935 How 3625 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,335 appropriate. 3626 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,455 We are about to unveil our song for Qatar, but before we do, 3627 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,135 would you please thank our guests Rose Ayling Ellis, Peter Crouch, 3628 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:57,095 Phil Wang, and Rose's interpreter Rachel Williams? 3629 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:03,695 And my co-hosts josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker. 3630 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,295 We'll be back next week with our guests actress Susan Wokoma 3631 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,375 and director Richard Ayoade. 3632 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,735 Right now, though, we'd like to unveil our Official World 3633 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,135 Cup Anthem for Qatar. 3634 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,895 This morning, Frank Skinner and David Baddiel released 3635 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,295 an updated version of Three Lions for the World Cup. 3636 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,615 Coincidentally, we had the same idea, but we pitched ours 3637 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,735 a little differently. 3638 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,935 With human rights abuses, and medieval views on homosexuality, 3639 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,775 we think its time to celebrate what Qatar is really all about. 3640 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:32,815 And we'd like to do it with the help of the The Fourth Choir, 3641 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,175 along with the woman who has spent most of this year pretending to be 3642 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,295 Liz Truss, but can now be herself, Jess Robinson. 3643 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:44,935 Let's do it. 3644 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:45,895 # Becoming home 3645 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,575 3646 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,655 # -ophobic. 3647 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,975 # It's becoming home. 3648 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:59,000 # Becoming home. 3649 00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,255 Thanks for watching The Last Leg. 3650 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,295 My name's Adam Hills. 3651 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:45,320 See you next week for the next leg.