1 00:00:02,194 --> 00:00:03,525 [elevator dings] 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:06,528 [people chatting] 3 00:00:08,570 --> 00:00:10,362 - HEY, WE'RE STILL ON THE CLOCK, 4 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:12,574 SO EVERYBODY DRINK TWO GLASSES. 5 00:00:12,574 --> 00:00:13,705 [laughter] 6 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:15,997 EVERYBODY HERE? WHERE'S NINA? 7 00:00:15,997 --> 00:00:18,460 PROBABLY ON THE PHONE WITH THREE COUNTRIES AT ONCE, 8 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:20,082 HAVING HER WAY WITH THEM. 9 00:00:20,082 --> 00:00:22,584 TAKE IT EASY, NINA, AND GET IN HERE. 10 00:00:22,584 --> 00:00:23,795 - [sniffling] 11 00:00:23,795 --> 00:00:24,796 - SO SINCE WE BROKE UP 12 00:00:24,796 --> 00:00:26,378 SEEMINGLY NOT TOO LONG AGO, 13 00:00:26,378 --> 00:00:27,719 I WANTED YOU TO HEAR I GOT ENGAGED FROM ME, 14 00:00:27,719 --> 00:00:29,221 NOT SOMEONE ELSE. 15 00:00:29,221 --> 00:00:32,224 - ARE YOU READY TO MAKE PARTNER OR WHAT? 16 00:00:32,224 --> 00:00:34,806 - OUT OF RESPECT FOR MARIA, I'VE JUST OPTED... 17 00:00:34,806 --> 00:00:36,178 - IT'S TRENT. - NOT TO INCLUDE YOU... 18 00:00:36,178 --> 00:00:38,270 - YOUR EX? 19 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:41,483 - TRENT, I GOT TO GO, 'CAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE 20 00:00:41,483 --> 00:00:43,105 WHO MADE PARTNER, AND AS USUAL, 21 00:00:43,105 --> 00:00:46,568 YOUR TIMING IS IMPECCABLE, AND BY IMPECCABLE, 22 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:49,611 I MEAN COLOSSALLY SH--TY. 23 00:00:49,611 --> 00:00:50,782 - FORGET TRENT. 24 00:00:50,782 --> 00:00:53,074 COME ON. 25 00:00:55,407 --> 00:00:57,078 - [groans] 26 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:00,081 [sniffles] 27 00:01:03,415 --> 00:01:04,966 - THERE'S NINA. 28 00:01:04,966 --> 00:01:06,047 LET'S DO THIS. 29 00:01:06,047 --> 00:01:07,839 I WANT TO TAKE A MINUTE AND TALK ABOUT 30 00:01:07,839 --> 00:01:11,133 WHAT SETS THIS PERSON APART FROM EVERYONE. 31 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:12,304 AND IT'S MORE THAN A WORK ETHIC. 32 00:01:12,304 --> 00:01:13,765 - YOU MUST BE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS. 33 00:01:13,765 --> 00:01:15,307 - YEAH. - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 34 00:01:15,307 --> 00:01:17,429 SCREW IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GET THIS DONE. 35 00:01:17,429 --> 00:01:19,981 THE NEWEST PARTNER OF SCHUSTER ALEXANDER IS... 36 00:01:19,981 --> 00:01:21,143 DEBBIE MATHERSONS. 37 00:01:21,143 --> 00:01:22,724 - OH! - ME? 38 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,606 - NO. - REALLY, ME? 39 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:27,649 - YOU. 40 00:01:27,649 --> 00:01:30,362 - WOW, DEBBIE. - OH. 41 00:01:30,362 --> 00:01:32,154 - CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. 42 00:01:32,154 --> 00:01:33,825 - OH, THANK YOU. 43 00:01:33,825 --> 00:01:35,407 THIS MUST BE A LITTLE BIT OF A SURPRISE THOUGH FOR YOU. 44 00:01:35,407 --> 00:01:36,408 - IT IS A SURPRISE. 45 00:01:36,408 --> 00:01:37,739 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK 46 00:01:37,739 --> 00:01:39,161 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S SURPRISED. 47 00:01:39,161 --> 00:01:40,332 KEITH, YOU SURPRISED? - UM, SURE. 48 00:01:40,332 --> 00:01:42,744 A PLEASANT SURPRISE. - THANK YOU. 49 00:01:42,744 --> 00:01:44,045 ANYWAY, I JUST REALLY WANT TO SAY-- 50 00:01:44,045 --> 00:01:45,797 - I MEAN, DEBBIE IS A GOOD LAWYER, RIGHT? 51 00:01:45,797 --> 00:01:48,170 SHE'S NOT A BAD LAWYER. SHE'S A GOOD LAWYER. 52 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:49,631 A GOOD LAWYER WITH GREAT BREASTS. 53 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,092 [laughs] - OH. 54 00:01:51,092 --> 00:01:54,216 - WHERE AS WITH ME, YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND FLIP THAT. 55 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:55,967 MY BREASTS AREN'T GONNA WIN ANY AWARDS. 56 00:01:55,967 --> 00:02:00,021 THAT WAS MY LAWYERING. LOTS OF AWARDS. 57 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:02,063 I'M SORRY. I'M MAKING THIS ABOUT ME. 58 00:02:02,063 --> 00:02:04,065 THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. 59 00:02:04,065 --> 00:02:06,188 - RIGHT. - THIS IS DEBBIE'S MOMENT. 60 00:02:06,188 --> 00:02:08,860 YEAH, DEBBIE, WHOO, UP TOP! 61 00:02:08,860 --> 00:02:10,031 YEAH. 62 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:11,443 - ANYWAY, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT-- 63 00:02:11,443 --> 00:02:13,034 - SERIOUSLY THOUGH? 64 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:15,657 I HAVEN'T SLEPT MORE THAN TWO HOURS A NIGHT 65 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:17,909 FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS, AND YOU PASS OVER ME 66 00:02:17,909 --> 00:02:19,911 TO MAKE DEBBIE PARTNER? 67 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:22,334 I MEAN, I CAN SEE WHY IT'S NOT NANCY. 68 00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:23,625 I MEAN, SHE'S FAILED THE BAR TWICE. 69 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,126 AND RICK HAS YET TO WIN A CASE, 70 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:27,088 AND HE STEALS TONER AND SELLS IT ON EBAY. 71 00:02:27,088 --> 00:02:29,211 BUT DEBBIE? 72 00:02:29,211 --> 00:02:31,052 I KICK DEBBIE'S ASS. 73 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:32,384 I KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES. 74 00:02:32,384 --> 00:02:34,216 [all exclaim] 75 00:02:34,216 --> 00:02:36,678 I HAD A FIANCE... [glass shatters] 76 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,640 BUT I GAVE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE 77 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:43,014 TO THIS PLACE INSTEAD OF HIM, SO HE BROKE UP WITH ME, 78 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:48,730 AND THREE MONTHS LATER, HE'S ENGAGED TO SOMEBODY ELSE. 79 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:50,111 - TRENT'S ENGAGED? THAT'S FANTAS-- 80 00:02:50,111 --> 00:02:51,233 [all exclaim] 81 00:02:51,233 --> 00:02:55,277 - I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING FOR NOTHING. 82 00:02:57,239 --> 00:02:59,030 - NINA. 83 00:03:01,913 --> 00:03:03,164 [all exclaim] 84 00:03:03,164 --> 00:03:05,707 THAT WAS A GIFT FROM ELTON JOHN. 85 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:08,830 - SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, WINSTON. 86 00:03:08,830 --> 00:03:10,752 YOU WITH YOUR HALITOSIS 87 00:03:10,752 --> 00:03:12,544 AND YOUR OBVIOUS AFFECTION FOR DEBBIE'S TITS. 88 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,386 - OH. 89 00:03:14,386 --> 00:03:17,389 - ENJOY THEM, 'CAUSE ME AND MY TINY LITTLE TITS 90 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:21,973 ARE GONNA GO TO THE BAR AND GET TOILET-HUGGING DRUNK, 91 00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:25,897 SO ALL OF YOU CAN GO PISS UP A ROPE. 92 00:03:25,897 --> 00:03:28,900 [Muzak playing] 93 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:33,154 ♪ 94 00:03:33,154 --> 00:03:35,116 [buttons clacking] 95 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:37,699 - IT'S AFTER 5:00, SO YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR CARD. 96 00:03:37,699 --> 00:03:41,162 - RIGHT, THANK YOU. 97 00:03:41,162 --> 00:03:42,494 [scanner beeps] 98 00:03:42,494 --> 00:03:45,577 ♪ 99 00:03:45,577 --> 00:03:49,210 WOW, I WAS REALLY ANGRY EARLIER. 100 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,792 BUT, I MEAN, COME ON, 101 00:03:50,792 --> 00:03:52,173 HAVEN'T YOU GUYS EVER GOTTEN UPSET BEFORE? 102 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:54,085 JOHN, SAW YOU CRYING IN YOUR CAR. 103 00:03:54,085 --> 00:03:55,757 - I HAVE CANCER. 104 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,879 - OKAY. 105 00:03:57,879 --> 00:04:00,181 - YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEVER GONNA WORK IN CORPORATE LAW AGAIN. 106 00:04:00,181 --> 00:04:02,013 - IS THAT RIGHT? WELL, WATCH ME. 107 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:04,976 'CAUSE THE NEXT JOB I GET IS GONNA BE TEN TIMES BETTER 108 00:04:04,976 --> 00:04:06,187 THAN THIS ASS CARNIVAL. 109 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:08,350 SAYONARA, MOTHER-[bleep]. 110 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,981 [elevator dings] 111 00:04:13,194 --> 00:04:14,356 [sighs] 112 00:04:14,356 --> 00:04:15,607 [rock music] 113 00:04:15,607 --> 00:04:17,028 - ♪ HEY NOW 114 00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:20,031 ♪ 115 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:20,992 ♪ HEY NOW 116 00:04:20,992 --> 00:04:23,995 ♪ 117 00:04:23,995 --> 00:04:25,367 ♪ HEY NOW 118 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:27,909 [elevator dings] 119 00:04:27,909 --> 00:04:29,170 - EXCUSE ME. [clears throat] 120 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:32,914 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 121 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:42,013 [people chatting, baby crying] 122 00:04:42,013 --> 00:04:44,596 [hip-hop music] 123 00:04:44,596 --> 00:04:46,638 - ♪ I HAD A ROUGH YEAR 124 00:04:46,638 --> 00:04:48,189 ♪ BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK 125 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:49,230 ♪ WHEN YOUR SH-- IS ALL JACKED ♪ 126 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:51,813 - NO. [speaking Spanish] 127 00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:54,566 [water sizzling] 128 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:56,778 ♪ YOU JUST WANT TO RUN 129 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:58,400 ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RUN FOR? ♪ 130 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,071 ♪ WHY DO YOU RUN? 131 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:01,152 ♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RUN FOR? ♪ 132 00:05:01,152 --> 00:05:02,744 - YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 133 00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:03,745 - HI THERE. 134 00:05:03,745 --> 00:05:05,286 - CHERYL? 135 00:05:05,286 --> 00:05:07,999 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND, BUT SHE'S A PUBLIC DEFENDER, 136 00:05:07,999 --> 00:05:09,451 SHE'S NOT A CORRECTIONS OFFICER. 137 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:11,082 CHERYL? - WHAT? 138 00:05:11,082 --> 00:05:13,294 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME IN HERE AND EXPLAIN TO THE WARDEN 139 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:15,006 HOW YOU LOST HIS PRISONER. 140 00:05:15,006 --> 00:05:18,550 - MY EXPLANATION IS, APPARENTLY WHEN YOU LEAVE A CLIENT TO PEE, 141 00:05:18,550 --> 00:05:20,552 YOU HAVE TO TELL A GUARD OR THEY WON'T GUARD, 142 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:22,303 WHICH YOU'D THINK THEY WOULD DO AUTOMATICALLY 143 00:05:22,303 --> 00:05:25,306 SINCE THEY ARE GUARDS, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. 144 00:05:25,306 --> 00:05:27,058 SO THE GUY ESCAPED. 145 00:05:27,058 --> 00:05:29,100 GREAT SUIT. THAT AIN'T FROM PENNEY'S. 146 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:31,272 - OH, THANK YOU. IT'S NOT. 147 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:33,104 SIR, I'M NINA WHITLEY, 148 00:05:33,104 --> 00:05:34,646 SO IF YOU COULD SHOW ME TO MY OFFICE, 149 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:35,897 BE HAPPY TO GET STARTED. 150 00:05:35,897 --> 00:05:37,479 - OOH, NINA WHITLEY? 151 00:05:37,479 --> 00:05:39,110 THE CRAZY LADY WHO SMASHED A VASE 152 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:41,072 OVER ELTON JOHN'S HEAD? 153 00:05:41,072 --> 00:05:42,654 YOU'RE A LEGEND. 154 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:44,656 - THAT'S YOU. YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES. 155 00:05:44,656 --> 00:05:46,327 YEAH, HENRY, I'M STILL HERE. 156 00:05:46,327 --> 00:05:47,789 - I'M SORRY, FIVE MINUTES TO WHAT? 157 00:05:47,789 --> 00:05:49,200 - COURT. SESSION STARTS IN FIVE. 158 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,452 GET A MOVE ON IT. - WHAT? 159 00:05:50,452 --> 00:05:53,585 THAT'S INSANE. 160 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:58,129 I MEAN, YES, SIR. NOT A PROBLEM. 161 00:05:58,129 --> 00:05:59,711 - LISTEN, I HEARD ABOUT YOU. 162 00:05:59,711 --> 00:06:01,593 YOU'RE GONNA PUT A LID ON THESE TEMPER TANTRUMS. 163 00:06:01,593 --> 00:06:03,134 WE DON'T DO THAT AROUND HERE. 164 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,306 HENRY, YOU GODDAMN POLACK, LISTEN TO ME! 165 00:06:05,306 --> 00:06:07,218 [all shouting] 166 00:06:07,218 --> 00:06:08,510 CUT IT OUT OUT THERE. 167 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:10,892 TAKE THAT SH-- OUTSIDE. 168 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,313 CUT IT OUT! 169 00:06:12,313 --> 00:06:14,225 GET THESE GUYS OUTSIDE. 170 00:06:14,225 --> 00:06:16,067 WHO'S YOUR PAROLE OFFICER? 171 00:06:16,067 --> 00:06:18,019 I'M WRITING YOU UP, KNUCKLEHEAD. 172 00:06:18,019 --> 00:06:19,861 YOU CAN'T PULL THIS SH-- IN HERE. 173 00:06:19,861 --> 00:06:21,523 CUT IT OUT! 174 00:06:21,523 --> 00:06:24,155 - SO ARE YOU THE NEW GAL? - YEAH. 175 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:26,578 - IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WENT ALL GARY BUSEY 176 00:06:26,578 --> 00:06:28,159 AND SMASHED A LAMP IN GEORGE MICHAEL'S FACE? 177 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:30,371 - WHAT? NO, IT WAS ELTON JOHN. 178 00:06:30,371 --> 00:06:31,833 AND HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. 179 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:34,125 THAT WAS AN ISOLATED INCIDENT, OKAY? 180 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,877 I'M JUST GONNA... 181 00:06:35,877 --> 00:06:37,038 - PAY YOUR DUES. 182 00:06:37,038 --> 00:06:38,960 PLAY NICE. SLUM IT HERE FOR A WHILE, 183 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,132 SIX MONTHS, EARN YOUR WAY BACK TO MONEY LAW. 184 00:06:41,132 --> 00:06:43,174 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 185 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:45,547 I'M NINA, AND I'M HOPING IT'S MORE LIKE THREE MONTHS. 186 00:06:45,547 --> 00:06:49,721 AND YOU ARE PHIL QUINLEN, 187 00:06:49,721 --> 00:06:52,974 CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF CHIMANGO CASINO GOLD CLUB? 188 00:06:52,974 --> 00:06:54,766 WOW. 189 00:06:54,766 --> 00:06:56,187 THAT HOW YOU AUGMENT YOUR FAT COUNTY SALARY? 190 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:58,730 - OH, YOU SHOULD SEE THE RIMS ON MY COROLLA. 191 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:00,482 IN FACT, I'LL WIN A BET RIGHT NOW. 192 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:01,903 - WHAT'S THAT? 193 00:07:01,903 --> 00:07:03,404 - YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR COURT. 194 00:07:03,404 --> 00:07:04,736 - SH--. 195 00:07:04,736 --> 00:07:06,197 I MEAN, SHOOT. 196 00:07:06,197 --> 00:07:08,570 SH--, SH--. - IT'S OKAY, WE SAY THAT HERE. 197 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:09,741 - SH--, SH--. 198 00:07:11,993 --> 00:07:14,285 WHOA, OH, GOD. 199 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:21,002 JESUS, WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 200 00:07:21,002 --> 00:07:22,634 - LAST TIME, A POSSUM DIED IN THE VENT, 201 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:24,005 BUT MY GUESS IS, THE SEWER EXPLODED. 202 00:07:24,005 --> 00:07:25,386 - OH. - YOU NINA? 203 00:07:25,386 --> 00:07:27,088 - YEAH, YOU ARE? - YOU GOT ARRAIGNMENTS. 204 00:07:27,088 --> 00:07:28,219 YOU GOT TO GIVE PLEAS-- - ALL RISE. 205 00:07:28,219 --> 00:07:29,801 COURT OF THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES 206 00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:31,893 IS NOW IN SESSION. 207 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:35,016 HONORABLE DON P. NELSON IS NOW PRESIDING. 208 00:07:35,016 --> 00:07:39,100 - JESUS CHRIST, IT SMELLS LIKE BAKED CRAP IN HERE. 209 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:41,232 TRENT, YOU HIT A DEER OUT THERE IN THE HALLWAY? 210 00:07:41,232 --> 00:07:44,235 - NO, YOUR HONOR. I THINK I'D REMEMBER THAT. 211 00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:46,237 - TRENT? 212 00:07:46,237 --> 00:07:48,239 - NINA. 213 00:07:48,239 --> 00:07:49,571 - TRENT. 214 00:07:54,035 --> 00:07:56,247 - TRENT. - NINA. 215 00:07:56,247 --> 00:07:58,379 - TRENT, NINA, 216 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:02,423 JUDGE, COURT, PLEA, NOW. 217 00:08:02,423 --> 00:08:04,215 - YOUR HONOR, I'M SORRY. 218 00:08:04,215 --> 00:08:05,256 IT'S JUST THAT TRENT AND I USED TO BE ENGA-- 219 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:08,179 - DATE. WE USED TO DATE. 220 00:08:08,179 --> 00:08:10,221 - DATE? 221 00:08:10,221 --> 00:08:14,265 THAT'S ALL IT WAS? DATING? 222 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:16,768 - WELL, TRENT, IS THAT ALL IT WAS? 223 00:08:16,768 --> 00:08:18,059 - WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE-- 224 00:08:18,059 --> 00:08:20,481 - I'M KIDDING. I DON'T GIVE A SH--. 225 00:08:20,481 --> 00:08:22,604 THIS IS COURT, PEOPLE, NOT MAURY POVICH. 226 00:08:22,604 --> 00:08:24,235 DEFENSE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 227 00:08:24,235 --> 00:08:25,567 - YOUR HONOR, I NEED A SHORT RECESS, 228 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,108 'CAUSE I HAVE TO GO RESIGN. 229 00:08:27,108 --> 00:08:29,200 - FIVE-MINUTE RECESS. [gavel pounds] 230 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:30,361 - HEY, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 231 00:08:30,361 --> 00:08:32,073 - I'M QUITTING. THAT'S THE DEAL. 232 00:08:32,073 --> 00:08:34,325 I'M GONNA GO HOME, OPEN A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE, 233 00:08:34,325 --> 00:08:36,998 SMASH IT ON THE COUNTER, AND SHANK MYSELF WITH IT. 234 00:08:36,998 --> 00:08:38,499 - WERE YOU A GIANT PUSSY AT YOUR OLD JOB? 235 00:08:38,499 --> 00:08:39,831 - WHO ARE YOU? 236 00:08:39,831 --> 00:08:41,623 - MICAH, INTERN, SECOND-YEAR LAW STUDENT, 237 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:43,044 AND THE ONLY ONE HERE BESIDES YOU 238 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,335 THAT DOESN'T WANT TO THROW 239 00:08:44,335 --> 00:08:45,877 ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS INTO A DUNGEON. 240 00:08:45,877 --> 00:08:47,218 - COOL, COOL. QUICK QUESTION. 241 00:08:47,218 --> 00:08:48,840 WHY IS MY EX-FIANCE HERE? 242 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,052 - TRENT'S THE NEW DEPUTY D.A. GOT HERE SIX MONTHS AGO. 243 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:53,014 CHARMS ALL THE JUDGES' PANTIES OFF. 244 00:08:53,014 --> 00:08:54,345 - YEAH, THAT'S IN HIS SKILL SET. 245 00:08:54,345 --> 00:08:55,767 - YEAH, AND IF YOU LEAVE NOW, ALL OF YOUR CLIENTS 246 00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,348 GET THROWN BACK IN THAT PUNCH BOWL 247 00:08:57,348 --> 00:08:58,229 UNTIL THEY'RE REASSIGNED COUNSEL, 248 00:08:58,229 --> 00:08:59,230 WHICH COULD TAKE DAYS OR WEEKS. 249 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:02,063 SO MAYBE DO US A SOLID AND FINISH OUT THE DAY. 250 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,185 - YOU ARE ONE SPIRITED LITTLE LESBIAN. 251 00:09:04,185 --> 00:09:06,527 - WHO SAID I'M A LESBIAN? - NO ONE. 252 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:08,950 NOT--NO, NOT ME. NOT ANYONE. NO ONE DID. 253 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:10,281 GREAT LIP RING. 254 00:09:10,281 --> 00:09:12,654 - ARE WE STILL ON THE PAYROLL HERE? 255 00:09:12,654 --> 00:09:15,657 - [sighs] 256 00:09:15,657 --> 00:09:20,161 YES, YOUR HONOR, WE ARE. 257 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:21,873 - AM I GETTING A COLONOSCOPY? 258 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,915 - WELL, WE ARE TRYING TO FIND THE POOPY SMELL. 259 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:26,467 - WELL, IT'S NOT ME. SCOOT. 260 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,169 MISS WHITLEY, PLEA. 261 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:30,712 - OKAY, HECTOR? HECTOR? 262 00:09:30,712 --> 00:09:32,093 - YES. 263 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,514 - YES, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH-- 264 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:36,057 OOH. 265 00:09:36,057 --> 00:09:37,639 YOU STUFFED YOUR WIFE IN THE CHIMNEY? 266 00:09:37,639 --> 00:09:39,310 - I DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY. 267 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,352 - DID YOU STUFF YOUR WIFE IN SOMEONE ELSE'S CHIMNEY? 268 00:09:41,352 --> 00:09:42,854 - I DON'T HAVE A WIFE. 269 00:09:42,854 --> 00:09:44,565 - BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD IN A CHIMNEY. 270 00:09:44,565 --> 00:09:48,109 - NO. I'M LOITERING. HECTOR CALINDO. 271 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,440 - WHAT? - THE FILE'S MISLABELED. 272 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,072 - RIGHT. SURE. WHY WOULDN'T IT BE? 273 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,944 - LET'S BOOGIE. HOW DOES DEFENDANT PLEA? 274 00:09:52,944 --> 00:09:54,235 - NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 275 00:09:54,235 --> 00:09:56,738 - OH. 276 00:09:56,738 --> 00:09:58,119 - WHAT? WHAT? IT HAPPENS. 277 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,500 NOT GUILTY. I MEAN, COME ON. 278 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,082 HE WAS PICKED UP OUTSIDE OF HOME DEPOT 279 00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:02,834 LOOKING FOR DAY LABOR. 280 00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,666 - YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT WAS HARASSING PATRONS. 281 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,707 - OH, PLEASE. 282 00:10:05,707 --> 00:10:06,918 MR. CALINDO, COULD YOU SHOW US 283 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,589 HOW YOU WERE HARASSING PEOPLE? 284 00:10:08,589 --> 00:10:10,842 - TRABAJO! TRABAJO! 285 00:10:10,842 --> 00:10:12,253 POR FAVOR, TRABAJO! 286 00:10:12,253 --> 00:10:14,465 - OKAY, RIGHT. 287 00:10:14,465 --> 00:10:16,467 - BAIL IS SET AT 1,500. 288 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,679 NEXT CASE. - NO, WAIT, NO. 289 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,060 HE CANNOT AFFORD THAT. 290 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,601 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SAY STUFF YET. 291 00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,643 - I'M SORRY. 292 00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:25,066 HOW ARE--HOW YOU DOING? YOU HANGING IN THERE? 293 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:26,267 - THANK YOU. I'M ACTUALLY--IT'S-- 294 00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:27,729 - NEXT CASE. [gavel pounds] 295 00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:29,771 - MRS. DESILVO POSES NO THREAT. 296 00:10:29,771 --> 00:10:32,273 SHE'S-- - I AM GONNA KILL MERV GRIFFIN. 297 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:33,775 - ALREADY DEAD, BOSS. 298 00:10:33,775 --> 00:10:35,536 BAIL, $10,000. 299 00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,038 [gavel pounds] NEXT. 300 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:38,449 - ♪ HEY NOW 301 00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:41,122 - YEAH, I GOT NOTHING. 302 00:10:41,122 --> 00:10:43,995 - BAIL IS REVOKED. 303 00:10:43,995 --> 00:10:47,208 DENIED. 304 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,499 NEXT CASE. 305 00:10:48,499 --> 00:10:51,592 [rock music] 306 00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,134 ♪ 307 00:10:53,134 --> 00:10:54,966 - ♪ HEY NOW 308 00:10:57,468 --> 00:10:59,220 - WELL, I BATTED 1,000 TODAY. 309 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,302 DID I EVEN NEED TO BE HERE? 310 00:11:01,302 --> 00:11:02,764 - NINA. 311 00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:07,188 I KNOW THIS IS STRANGE, 312 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,480 AND I'M SORRY IF THAT PHONE CALL UPSET YOU. 313 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,072 I JUST WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 314 00:11:11,072 --> 00:11:12,363 IF I'D KNOWN IT WAS GONNA CAUSE YOU 315 00:11:12,363 --> 00:11:14,235 TO BASH MICHAEL BOLTON WITH A BOWL-- 316 00:11:14,235 --> 00:11:15,446 - WHAT? NO. 317 00:11:15,446 --> 00:11:17,238 IT WAS ELTON JOHN, OKAY, AND IT WAS A VASE, 318 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:19,240 NOT A BOWL, AND HE WASN'T EVEN THERE. 319 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,822 NEVER MIND. 320 00:11:20,822 --> 00:11:22,373 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE 321 00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:25,036 WORKING TOGETHER A LOT, SO IF THERE'S ANYTHING... 322 00:11:25,036 --> 00:11:26,167 - ANYTHING WHAT? 323 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:29,040 FOR ME, FOR YOU? 324 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,832 I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR YOU ANYMORE. 325 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:33,214 NO, I MEAN, MAYBE YOUR FIANCEE DOES. 326 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,175 MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. 327 00:11:34,175 --> 00:11:35,466 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT YOU MEANT. 328 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:37,428 SO GOOD TALK. 329 00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:45,186 - HEY, SOMEBODY SURVIVED 330 00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,648 THEIR FIRST PUBLIC DEFENDER MASSACRE. 331 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:49,230 YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST. 332 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,942 - TOAST? - YEAH. 333 00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:52,483 - WHAT, NO, I JUST LET THE CITY'S IMPOVERISHED 334 00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:54,315 OUT TO DRY. 335 00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:56,027 - OH, HEY, IF YOU GOT THAT IN THE VENDING MACHINE ON FIVE, 336 00:11:56,027 --> 00:11:57,278 I WOULDN'T... - [gagging, coughing] 337 00:11:57,278 --> 00:12:00,121 - OPEN IT. 338 00:12:00,121 --> 00:12:03,574 - OKAY, I AM GOING TO GO GET A SALAD. 339 00:12:03,574 --> 00:12:07,208 - OH, NO, HEY, I GOT SALAD RIGHT HERE. 340 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,040 - OLIVES? IT'S 12:15. 341 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,461 I DON'T WANT A DRINK. 342 00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:12,794 I JUST WANT A QUICK BITE SO I CAN REVIEW MY CASES. 343 00:12:12,794 --> 00:12:15,586 - HEY, ERIN BROCKOVICH, SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 344 00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:18,139 DIDN'T ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU IT'S RUDE TO TURN DOWN A DRINK? 345 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:19,260 - DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU 346 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,012 THAT YOU TALK LIKE A DATE RAPIST? 347 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:23,724 - OH, MY GOD, YOU SLEPT WITH TRENT BARBER! 348 00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:25,346 - ALREADY? 349 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:28,189 DAMN, FIRST DAY? THAT'S AMBITIOUS. 350 00:12:28,189 --> 00:12:31,022 - OKAY, IS THERE ANY NINA GOSSIP OUT THERE ABOUT, 351 00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:32,313 LIKE, MY GOOD QUALITIES? 352 00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:34,395 LIKE, "NINA CAN SPEAK BUSINESS MANDARIN," 353 00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:35,446 "NINA HAS SMALL PORES." 354 00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:36,697 - I DON'T THINK SQUARE JAW 355 00:12:36,697 --> 00:12:38,279 IS GONNA BE AROUND FOR MUCH LONGER. 356 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,071 I THINK HE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, SHORING UP HIS RESUME 357 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:41,242 SO HE CAN RUN FOR HIS OFFICE. 358 00:12:41,242 --> 00:12:42,994 - HE'S GONNA DO THE TOUGH-ON-CRIME TIME, 359 00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:45,997 THROW SOME MINORITIES IN JAIL, GET ELECTED. 360 00:12:45,997 --> 00:12:47,829 - IF YOU'RE BROWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 361 00:12:47,829 --> 00:12:50,211 - NO, YOU DON'T--CHERYL, YOU DON'T GET TO SAY THAT. 362 00:12:50,211 --> 00:12:53,294 I CAN SAY THAT. YOU CAN'T. EVER. 363 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:56,257 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT BEING DUMPED BY TRENT. 364 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:59,220 I MEAN, I CAN'T KEEP A MAN TO SAVE MY LIFE. 365 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:02,223 - YEAH, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A PRISONER IN YOUR CUSTODY. 366 00:13:02,223 --> 00:13:05,476 - OKAY, 1,000 BUCKS, HE TURNS UP WITHIN 24 HOURS. 367 00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:07,598 - $1,000. YOU GOT IT, BLONDIE. 368 00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:09,390 - HELLO, HELLO. ALL RIGHT, I WANT IN. 369 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,022 BURT, I GOT 20 ON YOU. 370 00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:12,353 NINA, YOU WANT IN ON THIS ACTION? 371 00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:14,025 - UH, NO, I'M GOOD. 372 00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:15,897 I DON'T HAVE A DRINKING OR A GAMBLING PROBLEM, 373 00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:18,940 JUST A SOCIAL, ROMANTIC, AND LIVING MY LIFE PROBLEM. 374 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,322 - COME ON, CAPTAIN NO FUN, WHERE YOU GOING? 375 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,324 - I'M GONNA GO TALK TO MY CLIENTS, OKAY? 376 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,286 I'M NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE AN ASS IN COURT AGAIN. 377 00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:26,447 - I'LL LOOK AT YOUR ASS IN COURT AGAIN. 378 00:13:26,447 --> 00:13:29,660 - WOW, YOU SPUN THAT INTO GOLD. 379 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,453 - [chuckles] 380 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:34,085 - I DID. I DID. 381 00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:39,670 - YNES GUTIERREZ? 382 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:43,674 YNES GUTIERREZ? YNES GUTIERREZ? 383 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:48,269 HI, I NEED TO SEE YNES GUTIERREZ. 384 00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:50,932 SHE HAS AN ARRAIGNMENT, AND SHE'S NOT IN THE PEN. 385 00:13:50,932 --> 00:13:53,684 - I DO NOT KNOW HER PRESENT LOCATION. 386 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:56,978 - OKAY, WELL, I'M HER LAWYER, AND I NEED TO SEE HER NOW. 387 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,530 - MA'AM, YOU DO NOT RUN THIS PLACE. 388 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:02,904 I RUN THIS PLACE, AND I DECIDE WHO YOU SEE 389 00:14:02,904 --> 00:14:04,115 AND WHO YOU DO NOT SEE. 390 00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:05,746 - OKAY. [buzzing] 391 00:14:05,746 --> 00:14:07,158 GUESS IT'S RETRIEVE YOUR OWN PRISONER DAY, 392 00:14:07,158 --> 00:14:09,700 BUDGET CUTBACKS AND ALL. 393 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:13,124 [sighs] 394 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,706 - YEAH, THAT'S A SECURITY DOOR. 395 00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,338 ALSO WORKS ON A BUZZER. 396 00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:19,921 BZZ, TRY IT NOW. 397 00:14:19,921 --> 00:14:21,923 BZZ, NOT WORKING? 398 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:24,805 BZZ, MUST BE BROKEN. 399 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,717 - I'M SORRY. I WAS RUDE. 400 00:14:26,717 --> 00:14:28,809 I MISSED LUNCH. I HAVE ISSUES. 401 00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:31,933 COULD YOU PRETTY PLEASE OPEN SESAME? 402 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:36,938 - YEAH, SEE, THE THING IS, THAT LEADS BACK TO A JAIL, 403 00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:40,111 SO WE GOTS TO KEEP IT LOCKED. 404 00:14:40,111 --> 00:14:41,612 - [mouthing words] 405 00:14:47,028 --> 00:14:48,950 SIR, COULD YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? 406 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,162 - APPARENTLY IT'S NOT MY JOB ANYMORE. 407 00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:52,793 - [mouthing words] 408 00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:57,748 [quirky music] 409 00:14:57,748 --> 00:15:05,756 ♪ 410 00:15:12,183 --> 00:15:15,856 - ALL RISE. 411 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:17,358 [buzzer] 412 00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:23,904 - YOUR HONOR, I NEED TO SEE MY CLIENT RIGHT NOW. 413 00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:27,238 - IF YOU EVER APPROACH MY BENCH WITHOUT PERMISSION AGAIN, 414 00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:30,992 I WILL SHIP YOU TO PELICAN BAY IN A HEFTY BAG. 415 00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:33,834 LOVE YOU. MEAN IT. BEST FRIENDS. 416 00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:37,038 NEXT CASE! [gavel pounds] 417 00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:39,420 - THE PROSECUTION'S ARGUMENT THAT MY CLIENT, 418 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:43,044 MR. GARD-- GARDNER--GARDNIER 419 00:15:43,044 --> 00:15:45,846 DELIBERATELY RAN OVER THE OTHER GUY IS A LIE. 420 00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:47,428 - OBJECTION, BIAS. 421 00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:49,090 - SUSTAINED. - OKAY. 422 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:50,391 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - YEAH? 423 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:52,013 - WHY HIM? 424 00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:53,434 THAT GUY'S GOT ABOUT AS MUCH EMPATHY 425 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:55,016 AS A MAKO SHARK. 426 00:15:55,016 --> 00:15:57,058 I MEAN, WHAT MADE YOU SAY, "I WANT THAT?" 427 00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:58,939 - LOOK AT HIM. HE'S A TRENT. 428 00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:00,861 WHEN A TRENT LIKES YOU, YOU JUST LIKE HIM BACK. 429 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:03,654 - OH, I SEE. SO IT'S A REFLEX. IT'S LIKE GAGGING. 430 00:16:03,654 --> 00:16:05,906 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS NOT ONLY INNOCENT, 431 00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:09,910 BUT IS OWED A HUGE APOLOGY, LIKE, FOR REAL. 432 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:12,663 - OBJECTION. THAT'S JUST STUPID. 433 00:16:12,663 --> 00:16:15,036 - OVERRULED. AGREED, BUT OVERRULED. 434 00:16:15,036 --> 00:16:17,828 - NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN TO SEE YOU 435 00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:19,250 WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF HIS FACE. 436 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,921 - IT'S NOT A SMIRK, HE'S JUST HANDSOME. 437 00:16:20,921 --> 00:16:22,173 - WELL, WHATEVER. 438 00:16:22,173 --> 00:16:23,464 I WANT TO SEE YOU DESTROY THAT DOUCHE. 439 00:16:23,464 --> 00:16:25,216 IT'S GUYS LIKE THAT THAT KEEP US DOWN. 440 00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:28,089 - FYI, THE REASON PHIL'S MIRED IN MEDIOCRITY 441 00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:29,890 IS BECAUSE HE USED TO BE AS GOOD AS TRENT. 442 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:32,263 THEN HE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES, 443 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,844 GOT SCARED, AND QUIT. 444 00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:36,307 - I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE. - YEAH, I KNOW. 445 00:16:36,307 --> 00:16:38,229 - OKAY, SO YOU TOLD ME NOT TO RUN TOO HOT 446 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:41,522 AND TO NOT TRY, BUT YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY TRENT. 447 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,274 THAT'S A LOT OF CONFLICTING ADVICE. 448 00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:44,695 I MEAN, I'M LOSING TRACK. 449 00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:47,068 - WELL, I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED. 450 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:49,240 I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE. YOU'RE A SHARP, GORGEOUS WOMAN. 451 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:52,153 AND THIS GUY OWNS YOU. 452 00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:53,954 AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S A BETTER LAWYER 453 00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:55,706 OR THAT HE THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 454 00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:59,160 IT'S THAT YOU THINK HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. 455 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,332 WHAT IS IT ABOUT WOMEN IN THEIR 40s? 456 00:17:01,332 --> 00:17:04,085 - I AM 32. - WELL, I GOTTA BOLT. 457 00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:08,969 - OKAY, SO ON MY FIRST DAY, 458 00:17:08,969 --> 00:17:11,172 I GET HUMILIATED BY MY EX-FIANCE, 459 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:15,306 I GET CHEWED OUT BY A HOGWART'S DROPOUT, 460 00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:17,268 AND THEN I GET A PEP TALK FROM A GUY WHO DRINKS HIS LUNCH, 461 00:17:17,268 --> 00:17:19,350 SO THIS DAY COULD OFFICIALLY NOT GET MORE-- 462 00:17:19,350 --> 00:17:21,272 - WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT! [drywall creaking, cracking] 463 00:17:21,272 --> 00:17:24,275 [all exclaim] 464 00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:27,027 - THERE HE IS! MY PRISONER! 465 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:29,820 - DUDE'S DEAD. - PAY UP, MOTHER SUCKER. 466 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,156 - OKAY, PEOPLE, ALMOST MARTINI TIME. 467 00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:37,538 PEOPLE VERSUS YNES GUTIERREZ, SHOPLIFTING. 468 00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:41,202 PLEA? 469 00:17:41,202 --> 00:17:44,755 - SHOPLIFTING. SHOPLIFTING DIAPERS. 470 00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:47,047 SO YOU HAVE KIDS. 471 00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:49,550 OKAY, WHO'S WATCHING THEM NOW, HUSBAND? 472 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:50,631 - NO, HE LEFT. 473 00:17:50,631 --> 00:17:52,263 HE SAY I WORK TOO MUCH. 474 00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:54,175 - MM, I KNOW THAT SONG. 475 00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:56,056 - MISS WHITLEY, WHAT'S THE PLEA? 476 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:57,888 - HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN DETENTION? 477 00:17:57,888 --> 00:17:59,140 - SINCE LAST FRIDAY. 478 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,481 - PLEA! 479 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:04,315 - SINCE FRIDAY? 480 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:06,647 YOU KNOW, FROM THE LOOKS OF HER, SHE'S PROBABLY GUILTY. 481 00:18:06,647 --> 00:18:09,150 - COMO? - VERY WELL, BAIL. 482 00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:10,441 - REQUEST BAIL OF 2,500. 483 00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:11,612 DEFENDANT HAS A FAILURE TO APPEAR 484 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,284 AND IS A FLIGHT RISK. 485 00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:14,655 - SEE, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT. 486 00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,737 GOD, NOTHING SLIPS PAST YOU. GOOD HUSTLE. 487 00:18:16,737 --> 00:18:18,789 - DEFENSE SATISFIED WITH THE BAIL AMOUNT? 488 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:20,331 - SATISFIED? NO, NO, NO. 489 00:18:20,331 --> 00:18:22,583 THIS WOMAN IS CLEARLY A PUBLIC SAFETY THREAT. 490 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,085 - COUNSEL, GET TO THE POINT. THE BAIL AMOUNT. 491 00:18:25,085 --> 00:18:27,378 - $70 MILLION. 492 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:28,669 - [gasps] 493 00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:32,593 - THE PEOPLE HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. 494 00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:33,804 - SHUT UP, TRENT. 495 00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:35,466 MISS WHITLEY, YOU'RE NOT ABOUT TO HAVE 496 00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:36,757 ONE OF YOUR LITTLE EPISODES, ARE YOU? 497 00:18:36,757 --> 00:18:38,929 SHOULD I DUCT TAPE ALL THE WINDOWS? 498 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:40,931 - WE'RE TREATING A MOM WHO ALLEGEDLY STOLE DIAPERS 499 00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:42,763 LIKE A VIOLENT MENACE TO SOCIETY 500 00:18:42,763 --> 00:18:44,525 AND LOCKING HER IN JAIL? 501 00:18:44,525 --> 00:18:45,766 YOU CAN CALL ME CRAZY, BUT AT LEAST WHERE I CAME FROM, 502 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:47,228 WE WERE PRACTICING LAW. 503 00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:49,770 THIS IS LIKE A SLOW-MOTION HATE CRIME. 504 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:52,193 - MISS WHITLEY, IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY HERE, 505 00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:53,824 BUT I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT. 506 00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:56,617 - MAN, THIS CHICK KNOWS HOW TO QUIT A JOB. 507 00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:58,829 - NOW, MISS GUTIERREZ PREVIOUSLY FAILED TO APPEAR. 508 00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:01,332 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? YNES, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 509 00:19:01,332 --> 00:19:02,953 - BECAUSE I WAS-- - SHH, NO ONE CARES. 510 00:19:02,953 --> 00:19:07,958 BECAUSE IF MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE HAD ACTUALLY CHECKED 511 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,840 THE DATE OF HER VIOLATION, HE WOULD HAVE NOTICED 512 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,293 THAT SHE COULDN'T APPEAR IN COURT LAST FRIDAY 513 00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:15,556 BECAUSE SHE WAS ALREADY IN JAIL AWAITING THIS BAIL HEARING. 514 00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:19,139 DURR, SOMEONE MESSED UP. 515 00:19:19,139 --> 00:19:22,433 BUT BY GOD, LET'S GET THIS VIOLENT, 516 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:26,146 DIAPER-STEALING NUTBAG OFF THE STREETS. 517 00:19:26,146 --> 00:19:27,728 $70 MILLION. 518 00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:29,810 YNES, CAN YOU THROW DOWN WITH 70 MIL? 519 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,652 - NO. - HOW ABOUT $70? 520 00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:34,615 - IF I HAD $70, I'D BUY DIAPERS. 521 00:19:34,615 --> 00:19:36,617 - THEN WHAT'S THE DIFF? 522 00:19:36,617 --> 00:19:38,239 - GIVE ME A NUMBER. 523 00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:42,533 - $1. - YOUR HONOR, THIS IS-- 524 00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:44,245 - $1? - YEAH. 525 00:19:44,245 --> 00:19:46,627 - $1 FOR BAIL? 526 00:19:51,422 --> 00:19:54,635 CONSIDERING THAT A DEAD MAN FELL THROUGH MY CEILING TODAY, 527 00:19:54,635 --> 00:19:57,468 I'M FEELING GENEROUS. WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS YOUR WAY. 528 00:19:57,468 --> 00:19:59,600 BUT WHEN MISS GUTIERREZ COMES BEFORE ME 529 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,681 FOR THE SAME THING IN THREE WEEKS, 530 00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:03,604 THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO IT MY WAY. 531 00:20:03,604 --> 00:20:08,188 BAIL IS SET AT $1. 532 00:20:08,188 --> 00:20:09,770 - BOOYAKASHA! 533 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:10,771 HUH, UNHITCH HER. 534 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:11,732 - SHE'S NOT HANDCUFFED. 535 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,274 - THANK--GOOD, PERFECT. 536 00:20:13,274 --> 00:20:14,615 YOU'RE GOING HOME, MUCHACHA. 537 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:17,738 VAMOS A CASA. 538 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:23,664 LOOKS LIKE I SLIPPED ONE PAST THE OLD GOALIE, HUH, TRENT-O? 539 00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:28,419 - LOOKS LIKE YOUR JOB JUST GOT VERY INTERESTING THERE, TRENT-O. 540 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:30,331 - [chuckles uncomfortably] YEAH. 541 00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:34,335 - [slurping] 542 00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:36,377 1,000 BUCKS, BUDDY. 543 00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:38,879 YOU CAN MAKE A DOWN PAYMENT BY BUYING EVERYONE A DRINK. 544 00:20:38,879 --> 00:20:40,511 - THIS IS NO JOKE. 545 00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:41,802 WE SHOULDN'T BE CELEBRATING HERE. 546 00:20:41,802 --> 00:20:44,595 SOMEBODY DIED TODAY. AND YOU? 547 00:20:44,595 --> 00:20:46,437 I WANT YOU TO SERVICE YOUR CLIENTS 548 00:20:46,437 --> 00:20:47,808 AND THEN GO HOME. 549 00:20:47,808 --> 00:20:49,690 WE HAVE NO NEED FOR THE HISTRIONICS. 550 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:53,604 GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN SCOTCH, YOU BOOZE COOT. 551 00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:02,613 - ARE YOU SULKING 'CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD BET ON BURT? 552 00:21:02,613 --> 00:21:04,535 - NO. 553 00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:06,076 - WHY ARE YOU SMILING? WHY'D YOU LOOK AT ME? 554 00:21:06,076 --> 00:21:07,328 DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH? 555 00:21:07,328 --> 00:21:08,709 - THERE HE IS. 556 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:09,790 SWEET PARLAY, MUCHACHO. 557 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,712 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 558 00:21:11,712 --> 00:21:13,334 NO, SEE, I DOUBLED DOWN 559 00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:15,626 THAT YOU'D GET ONE OVER ON TRENT. 560 00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,838 I HAD A HUNCH ABOUT YOU. - A HUNCH? 561 00:21:17,838 --> 00:21:19,380 WHAT AM I, LIKE, 562 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,882 THE NUMBER SIX HORSE AT SANTA ANITA? 563 00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:24,885 - NO, BUT I GOTTA SAY, 564 00:21:24,885 --> 00:21:27,518 WATCHING YOU UP THERE TODAY 565 00:21:27,518 --> 00:21:31,392 REALLY GAVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN. 566 00:21:31,392 --> 00:21:34,355 IT REMINDED ME OF WHY WE'RE ALL HERE, YOU KNOW-- 567 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:37,648 TO FIGHT FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO REALLY NEED US. 568 00:21:37,648 --> 00:21:40,401 SO THANK YOU. 569 00:21:42,993 --> 00:21:44,655 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 570 00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:47,708 I MEAN, I'M JUST DOING-- 571 00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:49,500 YOU'RE SCREWING-- YOU'RE SCREWING WITH ME. 572 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,371 - YEAH. OH, MY. - WHAT? 573 00:21:50,371 --> 00:21:51,832 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE. 574 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,504 "OH, WHAT? NO. I'M JUST DOING MY PART." 575 00:21:53,504 --> 00:21:55,716 - COME ON. - "I'M JUST THERE TO JUST"-- 576 00:21:55,716 --> 00:21:56,877 OH, IT'S HILARIOUS. 577 00:21:56,877 --> 00:21:58,549 I'M GONNA MAKE A TON OFF A MARK LIKE YOU. 578 00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:01,011 - OKAY. - [laughs] 579 00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:03,514 - ARE YOU DONE PLAYING? 580 00:22:03,514 --> 00:22:05,766 BECAUSE I'M READY TO GET SERIOUS. 581 00:22:05,766 --> 00:22:09,680 LIKE, BACK UP TO YOUR APARTMENT SERIOUS. 582 00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:13,394 - REALLY? 583 00:22:13,394 --> 00:22:14,645 - NOPE. 584 00:22:14,645 --> 00:22:16,567 BUT YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE. 585 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,318 - ♪ THERE WE ARE 586 00:22:18,318 --> 00:22:20,571 ♪ STANDING IN THE SHOOTING STARS ♪ 587 00:22:20,571 --> 00:22:22,322 ♪ THIS IS THE WAY THIS IS THE WAY ♪ 588 00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:23,404 ♪ WE MOVE 589 00:22:23,404 --> 00:22:24,745 ♪ THIS IS THE WAY 590 00:22:24,745 --> 00:22:25,486 - [chuckles]