1 00:00:02,023 --> 00:00:03,775 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT REQUESTS O.R. 2 00:00:03,775 --> 00:00:05,357 - THE DEFENDANT HAS MULTIPLE FAILURES TO APPEAR 3 00:00:05,357 --> 00:00:07,069 ON MULTIPLE PRIORS. 4 00:00:07,069 --> 00:00:08,780 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT'S F.T.A.s 5 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:11,413 ARE DUE TO EMPLOYMENT AND CHILD CARE ISSUES, 6 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:17,539 NOT BECAUSE SHE'S LIVING SOME BUCOLIC LIFE IN TUSCANY. 7 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,750 - THAT WAS AN EASY ONE. 8 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,372 OBJECTION, THE DEFENDANT IS A FLIGHT RISK. 9 00:00:20,372 --> 00:00:22,214 - SUSTAINED. 10 00:00:22,214 --> 00:00:23,165 - [whispering] WELL PLAYED. 11 00:00:23,165 --> 00:00:24,336 - WELL PLAYED WHAT? 12 00:00:24,336 --> 00:00:26,168 THE JUDGE IS TOTALLY GONNA DENY. 13 00:00:26,168 --> 00:00:28,170 - YOUR HONOR, PERMISSION TO APPROACH THE BENCH. 14 00:00:28,170 --> 00:00:30,722 - NO, IT'S--IT'S THE GAME. 15 00:00:30,722 --> 00:00:33,175 THE STENOGRAPHER HAS A WORD OF THE DAY CALENDAR. 16 00:00:33,175 --> 00:00:34,726 YOU GET A WORD, AND YOU HAVE TO INCORPORATE IT 17 00:00:34,726 --> 00:00:37,099 INTO THE PROCEEDING WITHOUT THE JUDGE KNOWING. 18 00:00:37,099 --> 00:00:40,232 - HOW VERY ADULT. 19 00:00:40,232 --> 00:00:41,683 WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? 20 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:43,485 - OH, THAT'S A DOOZY. THAT'S HIS BONUS WORD. 21 00:00:43,485 --> 00:00:45,107 HE'S NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO USE IT. 22 00:00:45,107 --> 00:00:48,150 - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT HAS A FAMILY. 23 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:52,824 SHE'S NOT GONNA FLOAT AWAY WITH AN UMBRELLA LIKE MARY POPPINS. 24 00:00:52,824 --> 00:00:54,786 SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC- EXPIALIDOCIOUS. 25 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:56,158 - WHAT? - POOF--SHE DISAPPEARS. 26 00:00:56,158 --> 00:00:59,751 YOUR HONOR, PLEASE. 27 00:00:59,751 --> 00:01:01,663 - DEFENSE'S O.R. REQUEST DENIED. 28 00:01:01,663 --> 00:01:03,505 BAIL IS SET AT $10,000. 29 00:01:03,505 --> 00:01:05,757 WE'RE GONNA TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE RECESS. 30 00:01:05,757 --> 00:01:07,549 - I WANT TO CLAP SO HARD RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:08,800 - SO STUPID. 32 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,382 - FIST BUMP, REALLY? YOU JUST LOST. 33 00:01:10,382 --> 00:01:11,763 - NO, I KILLED TRENT. TWO, ZIP. 34 00:01:11,763 --> 00:01:14,266 HE COULDN'T EVEN GET "OSMOSIS" IN PLAY. 35 00:01:14,266 --> 00:01:16,138 - OKAY, I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BAIL REQUEST. 36 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:18,350 - WHAT? NO. THAT WAS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. 37 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,392 YOU ARE UP. "LOQUACIOUS" IS YOUR WORD. 38 00:01:20,392 --> 00:01:21,813 - YOUR WORD IS "UNPROFESSIONAL." 39 00:01:21,813 --> 00:01:22,724 - OH, I'M SORRY. 40 00:01:22,724 --> 00:01:24,146 YOUR WORD IS "NO SENSE OF HUMOR, NO FUN." 41 00:01:24,146 --> 00:01:25,147 - I HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR. 42 00:01:25,147 --> 00:01:26,648 - OH, YEAH? SAY SOMETHING FUNNY. 43 00:01:26,648 --> 00:01:28,280 - YOU, YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- 44 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,361 YOU ARE BUTT. YOU'RE BUTT. 45 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:31,153 - UH-HUH. 46 00:01:31,153 --> 00:01:33,155 - [sighs] 47 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:34,616 - BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN TWO IN A ROW, HUH? 48 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,408 - I'LL GET WORKING ON A COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE. 49 00:01:36,408 --> 00:01:37,579 - AH. 50 00:01:37,579 --> 00:01:39,201 - DO YOU P.D.s HAVE WALLS THESE DAYS TO HANG IT ON? 51 00:01:39,201 --> 00:01:40,872 - WE DO. WE DON'T HAVE NAILS, THOUGH. 52 00:01:40,872 --> 00:01:42,454 - [laughs] 53 00:01:42,454 --> 00:01:44,666 YOU'RE FUNNY. 54 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:48,250 - MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO GO OUT AND GRAB A DRINK SOMETIME? 55 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,801 - NO. 56 00:01:49,801 --> 00:01:52,754 - SEE, THAT-- THAT WAS FUNNY. 57 00:01:52,754 --> 00:01:53,675 [groovy rock music] 58 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:55,757 - ♪ HEY NOW 59 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:59,761 ♪ HEY NOW 60 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:05,687 - YOWZA. THAT WAS PRETTY HARSH. 61 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:08,190 - OH, WHAT? $10,000 FOR BAIL? YEAH. 62 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,571 - NO, I WAS TALKING ABOUT GETTING SHOT DOWN 63 00:02:09,571 --> 00:02:11,363 BY MILDRED BOOBWELL IN THERE. 64 00:02:11,363 --> 00:02:13,405 - SHE SAID SHE ONLY DATES CONTENDERS. 65 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:14,696 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 66 00:02:14,696 --> 00:02:15,697 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 67 00:02:15,697 --> 00:02:16,658 - NO, I REALLY WANT TO KNOW. 68 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:18,490 - NO, THAT'S THE ANSWER. YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 69 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:19,951 - THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE. 70 00:02:19,951 --> 00:02:21,953 - JUST THE LOSER I'M LOOKING FOR. 71 00:02:21,953 --> 00:02:23,335 POKER NIGHT'S AT MY PLACE THURSDAY. 72 00:02:23,335 --> 00:02:24,546 DON'T FORGET, PHILBO. 73 00:02:24,546 --> 00:02:26,418 - OH, DON'T YOU FORGET, SAMWISE CRAPTREE, 74 00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:27,749 AND GET A FAN FOR YOUR PLACE; 75 00:02:27,749 --> 00:02:29,291 YOUR APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE A TEN-YEAR FART. 76 00:02:29,291 --> 00:02:30,502 AH! [laughs] 77 00:02:30,502 --> 00:02:32,254 - WOW. YOU KNOW WHAT? I STAND CORRECTED. 78 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:34,296 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE'S NOT DATING YOU 79 00:02:34,296 --> 00:02:35,677 RIGHT THIS INSTANT. 80 00:02:39,471 --> 00:02:41,643 IT'S JUST, WOMEN WANT A TOUCH OF STABILITY, 81 00:02:41,643 --> 00:02:43,435 WHICH MEANS SHOWING AN ABILITY TO BE SERIOUS 82 00:02:43,435 --> 00:02:44,726 FOR MORE THAN FIVE SECONDS. 83 00:02:44,726 --> 00:02:45,937 I MEAN, YOU-- YOU GOOF OFF. 84 00:02:45,937 --> 00:02:47,309 YOU BREEZE THROUGH CASES. 85 00:02:47,309 --> 00:02:48,730 YOU PLAY WORD GAMES IN COURT. 86 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:49,691 - YEAH, TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD 87 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,273 OF AN OTHERWISE SOUL-CRUSHING ENVIRONMENT. 88 00:02:51,273 --> 00:02:52,774 - RIGHT, AND THAT MAKES YOU FUN 89 00:02:52,774 --> 00:02:54,276 BUT JUST NOT RELATIONSHIP MATERIAL. 90 00:02:54,276 --> 00:02:56,908 I THINK THE TERM IS LIKE A-- A "GOOD TIME CHARLIE." 91 00:02:56,908 --> 00:02:58,370 - A GOOD TIME CHARLIE, HUH? 92 00:02:58,370 --> 00:02:59,531 IS THAT WHAT THE DAMES ARE SAYING 93 00:02:59,531 --> 00:03:01,623 DOWN AT THE GIN JOINT, AUNT MABEL? 94 00:03:01,623 --> 00:03:04,456 SPEAKING OF WHICH... 95 00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:05,827 - OH, BOY, SEE? 96 00:03:05,827 --> 00:03:07,459 GOOD TIME CHARLIES AREN'T WHO YOU MARRY. 97 00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:09,251 THEY'RE WHO YOU SHOOT POOL WITH ON A TUESDAY NIGHT 98 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:11,253 AND WIND UP BONING ON A FUTON. 99 00:03:11,253 --> 00:03:12,634 - BURT'S HAVING HEMORRHOID SURGERY. 100 00:03:12,634 --> 00:03:13,835 I'M ASSIGNING CASES. 101 00:03:13,835 --> 00:03:16,338 - OOH. GIVE ME THE SERIOUS ONES. 102 00:03:16,338 --> 00:03:17,599 - B&E, TWO DEFENDANTS. 103 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:19,010 POOR KID GETS YOU, 104 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:20,842 BUT THE RICH KID HIRED HIS OWN LAWYER. 105 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:22,844 GEORGE GRUMBEIGH. - UGH... 106 00:03:22,844 --> 00:03:23,895 - WHAT? WHY? WHO'S HE? 107 00:03:23,895 --> 00:03:25,267 - HE'S A HIGH-END PRIVATE LAWYER. 108 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:26,898 HE'S GOT A FACE LIKE A MOON ROCK, 109 00:03:26,898 --> 00:03:27,729 SNEAKY AS A BAG OF SNAKES. 110 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,521 HE'S GOT A REP FOR DICKING PEOPLE OVER 111 00:03:29,521 --> 00:03:30,522 JUST TO GET HIS CLIENT OFF. 112 00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:31,773 HE SPECIALIZES IN 113 00:03:31,773 --> 00:03:33,355 THROWING HIS CODEFENDANTS UNDER THE BUS. 114 00:03:33,355 --> 00:03:34,406 - [gasps] 115 00:03:34,406 --> 00:03:35,737 A BADASS LAWYER-- 116 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:36,778 MY KIND OF PEOPLE. 117 00:03:36,778 --> 00:03:38,990 - OOH, SHARK WOMAN STRIKES AGAIN. 118 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:40,362 I THINK YOU DREW BLOOD. 119 00:03:40,362 --> 00:03:41,323 - NO, I'M NOT A SHARK WOMAN. 120 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:42,744 IT'S JUST THAT THIS CASE 121 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,786 OBVIOUSLY NEEDS A SERIOUS LAWYER. 122 00:03:44,786 --> 00:03:46,828 - OKAY, WELL, HAVE FUN, SHARKY. 123 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:47,919 - WELL, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR WORD GAMES. 124 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:49,501 MICAH, YOU'RE WITH ME TODAY. 125 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:50,632 - HMM? MM-MM. NO. 126 00:03:50,632 --> 00:03:51,713 YOU CANNOT HAVE MICAH. I NEED HER. 127 00:03:51,713 --> 00:03:53,965 - OH, YOU NEED HER FOR YOUR MAD LIBS? 128 00:03:53,965 --> 00:03:55,587 MICAH, ON ME. 129 00:03:55,587 --> 00:03:56,968 - MICAH. 130 00:03:56,968 --> 00:03:59,801 - I FEEL LIKE THE KID IN KRAMER VS. KRAMER. 131 00:03:59,801 --> 00:04:02,304 - SERIOUSLY, COME ON. WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS? 132 00:04:02,304 --> 00:04:03,935 - EXACTLY, RIGHT-- WAIT, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 133 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:05,597 THE STENOGRAPHER, RIGHT, OR ARE YOU-- 134 00:04:05,597 --> 00:04:07,018 - YEAH, I-- - DOESN'T MATTER. 135 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:10,061 I'M SERIOUS, RIGHT, AND SUCCESSFUL? 136 00:04:10,061 --> 00:04:12,524 - WELL, WE'RE PUBLIC DEFENDERS. HOW SUCCESSFUL CAN WE BE? 137 00:04:12,524 --> 00:04:15,317 BUT YOU'RE THE KING OF COURTS. YOU ARE A FUN GUY. 138 00:04:15,317 --> 00:04:17,359 - A CLOWN? - NO, YOU'RE NOT A CLOWN. 139 00:04:17,359 --> 00:04:19,451 YOU'RE THE OTHER, THE ROYAL-- 140 00:04:19,451 --> 00:04:21,863 UH, GUY'S GOT A HAT WITH BELLS, AND... 141 00:04:21,863 --> 00:04:23,034 - OH, A JESTER? 142 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:24,536 GOD. THAT'S WORSE. 143 00:04:24,536 --> 00:04:25,537 - JESTER! THAT'S IT. 144 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:26,998 - 'CAUSE AS IN, LIKE, COURT JESTER. 145 00:04:26,998 --> 00:04:28,710 - YES, 'CAUSE OF OUR JOBS, EXACTLY. 146 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:30,542 YOU SEE, THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE FUNNY GUY. 147 00:04:30,542 --> 00:04:31,873 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE COOL GUY. 148 00:04:31,873 --> 00:04:33,415 HEY, BARRY, ANOTHER ROUND, PLEASE. 149 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:34,916 - YEAH, YEP. - UH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 150 00:04:34,916 --> 00:04:36,418 I'M GOOD. I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. 151 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:37,419 - HEY, KNOCK, KNOCK. 152 00:04:37,419 --> 00:04:38,259 - WHO'S THERE? 153 00:04:38,259 --> 00:04:40,682 - THE BEST DARN JESTER IN THE WORLD. 154 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:42,424 - THAT'S NOT HOW KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WORK. 155 00:04:42,424 --> 00:04:43,425 - WELL, TEACH ME. 156 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:44,556 - I'M GONNA GO. 157 00:04:44,556 --> 00:04:46,558 - IT'S A-- I NEVER LEARNED IT! 158 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:47,519 YOU'RE THE MASTER. 159 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:49,481 I'M GONNA NEED A CAB. 160 00:04:52,894 --> 00:04:54,436 - THEY'RE LATE. PROBABLY TRYING TO RATTLE US. 161 00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:57,939 SEE IF WE SPOOK EASY. 162 00:04:57,939 --> 00:04:58,990 - THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A MOON ROCK. 163 00:04:58,990 --> 00:05:01,903 - AH, MR. GRUMBEIGH, 164 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:02,744 WE'RE NOT GONNA PLEAD GUILTY. 165 00:05:02,744 --> 00:05:04,115 I HAVE A PLAN: MUTUAL DEFENSE. 166 00:05:04,115 --> 00:05:05,407 I CAN GET THEM BOTH OFF. 167 00:05:05,407 --> 00:05:07,118 - I'M MR. GRUMBEIGH'S PARALEGAL. 168 00:05:07,118 --> 00:05:08,039 I JUST FILED AN EXTENSION. 169 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:11,543 HE'D LOVE TO DISCUSS THE CASE OVER DINNER TONIGHT. 170 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:12,954 HIS CELL'S ON THE BACK. 171 00:05:12,954 --> 00:05:14,506 - THANK YOU. 172 00:05:14,506 --> 00:05:17,509 THE OLD DINNER MEETING TRICK-- CLASSIC. 173 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:18,880 - WATCH THE DOOR THERE. 174 00:05:21,012 --> 00:05:23,965 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FOUND THE RIGHT END OF THEIR RAZOR. 175 00:05:23,965 --> 00:05:26,468 - WHO ORDERED THE DISCOUNT DON DRAPER? 176 00:05:26,468 --> 00:05:28,680 - YOU, YOU'RE WITH ME. LOOK ALIVE. 177 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,604 I WAIT FOR NO ONE TODAY. 178 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:34,526 SO HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN: I'M GONNA WIN THIS CASE, 179 00:05:34,526 --> 00:05:35,897 YOU'RE GONNA RECONSIDER EVERYTHING, 180 00:05:35,897 --> 00:05:36,978 AND THEN YOU AND I ARE GONNA GO TO DINNER. 181 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:38,740 - SOUNDS PRETTY SERIOUS. 182 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:40,532 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 183 00:05:40,532 --> 00:05:41,322 NAH. 184 00:05:41,322 --> 00:05:43,865 - OKAY, PEOPLE VS. LEVON VELASQUEZ. 185 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:46,077 - TO THE BREAKING AND ENTERING, THE PEOPLE ADD EVADING, 186 00:05:46,077 --> 00:05:48,750 RESISTING ARREST, ASSAULTING A POLICE OFFICER, 187 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,542 CURFEW VIOLATION, AND ASSOCIATING 188 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:51,623 WITH KNOWN GANG MEMBERS. 189 00:05:51,623 --> 00:05:54,836 - IS...THAT ALL? 190 00:05:54,836 --> 00:05:56,498 - OH, AND, UH... 191 00:05:56,498 --> 00:05:57,839 YEAH, ATTEMPTED MURDER. 192 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:05,677 - MR. GRUMBEIGH? 193 00:06:05,677 --> 00:06:06,848 GEORGE. - NO. 194 00:06:10,512 --> 00:06:12,514 - ARE THERE ANY CRATER-FACED OLD GEEZERS 195 00:06:12,514 --> 00:06:14,646 JUST KIND OF SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR SOMEONE? 196 00:06:14,646 --> 00:06:15,817 NO, RIGHT. 197 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:18,440 - AH, MR. GOLD. RIGHT THIS WAY. 198 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:24,115 - HI, MR. GRUMBEIGH, THIS IS NINA WHITLEY. 199 00:06:24,115 --> 00:06:25,867 YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES, THAT'S FINE. 200 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,489 I WILL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH, 201 00:06:27,489 --> 00:06:29,911 AND I WILL USE YOUR SKIN AS A SHOWER CURTAIN. 202 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:30,702 - MISS WHITLEY? 203 00:06:30,702 --> 00:06:32,994 - NOT EVEN AS A CURTAIN, AS A LINER. 204 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:36,668 YOU KNOW WHAT, AND SENDING SOME ABERCROMBIE MODEL ASSISTANT 205 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:37,749 TO THE MEETING-- WOW. 206 00:06:37,749 --> 00:06:40,001 - I'M GEORGE GRUMBEIGH JR. 207 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:42,634 - GEORGE... GRUMBEIGH JR. 208 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:43,715 - WAS THAT MESSAGE FOR ME? 'CAUSE THAT'S-- 209 00:06:43,715 --> 00:06:44,966 - WHAT? 210 00:06:44,966 --> 00:06:47,719 SPIDER ON YOUR PHONE. DID YOU SEE THAT? 211 00:06:52,764 --> 00:06:53,765 - I'M SORRY ABOUT EARLIER. 212 00:06:53,765 --> 00:06:54,936 IT'S JUST THAT YOUR DAD HAS THIS REPUTATION 213 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,558 OF BEING THIS GREAT WHITE SHARK. 214 00:06:56,558 --> 00:06:58,690 - WELL, HE'S SEMIRETIRED NOW, WEARS CROCS. 215 00:06:58,690 --> 00:06:59,901 YOU KNOW THE STORY. 216 00:06:59,901 --> 00:07:01,693 I'M THINKING THE '89 LARAT. 217 00:07:01,693 --> 00:07:03,485 THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU, RIGHT? 218 00:07:03,485 --> 00:07:05,737 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 219 00:07:05,737 --> 00:07:08,570 I MEAN, I'LL JUST GO TAKE OUT A QUICK SMALL BUSINESS LOAN. 220 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:11,072 - NO, NO, THIS IS ON THE GREAT WHITE SHARK'S EXPENSE ACCOUNT. 221 00:07:11,072 --> 00:07:12,874 - OH, OKAY, WELL, THEN, IN THAT CASE, 222 00:07:12,874 --> 00:07:14,916 I WILL HAVE THE SCALLOPS 223 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:17,499 AND THE BEET SALAD AND THE SQUAB THING 224 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:18,880 AND THE NEW YORK STRIP. 225 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:20,712 NEVER HAVE THE SURF WITHOUT THE TURF. 226 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:21,883 DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT. 227 00:07:21,883 --> 00:07:23,044 - I'M GONNA HAVE EXACTLY 228 00:07:23,044 --> 00:07:24,546 WHAT THE STARVING HOBO LADY'S GONNA HAVE. 229 00:07:24,546 --> 00:07:26,888 [laughter] 230 00:07:26,888 --> 00:07:29,260 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE GONNA FILL ME WITH GOOD FOOD AND WINE 231 00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:31,513 BEFORE YOUR THROW MY CLIENT AND ME UNDER THE BUS. 232 00:07:31,513 --> 00:07:33,054 - I'M NOT MY DAD. 233 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:33,975 - NO JOKE-- YOU DO NOT HAVE A MOON CRATER 234 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,016 WHERE YOUR FACE SHOULD BE. 235 00:07:35,016 --> 00:07:36,227 - A WHAT NOW? 236 00:07:36,227 --> 00:07:37,228 - MM? NO, NOTHING. 237 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:38,770 SO BACK TO DAD. 238 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,772 IS THIS GONNA BE AN ISSUE I CAN EXPLOIT? 239 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:43,815 YOU FEEL A LITTLE INADEQUATE TO TAKE OVER HIS LEGACY? 240 00:07:43,815 --> 00:07:46,157 - NO, I DON'T WANT HIS LEGACY. 241 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:48,780 HE'S A GREAT LAWYER, BUT HE WORKED SO HARD THAT, YOU KNOW, 242 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:50,952 MY MOM LEFT HIM, AND HE DIDN'T REALIZE IT FOR THREE DAYS. 243 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:52,163 - OH. 244 00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:55,537 - CAN YOU IMAGINE NEEDING TO WIN THAT BAD? 245 00:07:55,537 --> 00:07:57,749 YEAH, I BOUGHT IN FULL BORE, IDOLIZED HIM, 246 00:07:57,749 --> 00:07:59,961 AND THEN ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS STARTED FALLING APART, 247 00:07:59,961 --> 00:08:01,583 IMPLODING LIKE THE HINDENBURG, SO-- 248 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:04,586 - FULL DISCLOSURE, I WAS ON THE HINDENBURG. 249 00:08:04,586 --> 00:08:06,007 MAN, I SET THAT BITCH ON FIRE. 250 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:07,759 - I BET YOU DID. 251 00:08:11,182 --> 00:08:12,844 - I GUESS I DIDN'T LOSE EVERYTHING 'CAUSE OF WORK, 252 00:08:12,844 --> 00:08:15,687 JUST, YOU KNOW, A FIANCE, MY LOFT, 253 00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:18,810 JOB, MERCEDES. 254 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:21,312 I GUESS I DID LOSE EVERYTHING. 255 00:08:21,312 --> 00:08:23,104 - YEAH, WELL, HERE'S AN IDEA: 256 00:08:23,104 --> 00:08:24,145 WE SHOULD GO OUT SOMETIME. 257 00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:25,737 FINISH THIS CASE, 258 00:08:25,737 --> 00:08:28,820 I'LL TAKE YOU TO DINNER WITH MY CREDIT CARD. 259 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:31,072 - YOU KNOW, THAT'D ACTUALLY BE REALLY NICE. 260 00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:35,997 [engine squealing] 261 00:08:35,997 --> 00:08:39,210 [brakes squeak] 262 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,211 OH... 263 00:08:40,211 --> 00:08:41,372 - THIS IS YOU? - YEAH. 264 00:08:41,372 --> 00:08:43,084 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE SOMEBODY CHECK UNDER YOUR HOOD. 265 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:44,586 LOOKS LIKE THERE MIGHT BE SOME RUST 266 00:08:44,586 --> 00:08:45,797 IN YOUR UNDERCARRIAGE THERE. 267 00:08:45,797 --> 00:08:46,758 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 268 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,670 IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE 269 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,592 SINCE ANYONE'S CHECKED UNDER MY HOOD. 270 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:52,764 - WELL, IT'S NOTHING A LITTLE LUBE WON'T FIX. 271 00:08:52,764 --> 00:08:54,766 - NOT IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 272 00:08:54,766 --> 00:08:57,809 - I'M NOT A CAR MECHANIC. 273 00:08:57,809 --> 00:08:59,811 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 274 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:01,182 - YOUR CAR. 275 00:09:03,685 --> 00:09:05,777 - GOOD NIGHT, COUNSELOR. 276 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:07,609 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 277 00:09:13,284 --> 00:09:15,196 - THANKS FOR GIVING ME YOUR TURN AT THE GAME, MAN. 278 00:09:15,196 --> 00:09:16,788 I'M REALLY GONNA NAIL IT. 279 00:09:16,788 --> 00:09:18,079 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, JUST DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKENS. 280 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,201 ALL RIGHT, SOMETIMES YOU GET A WORD LIKE "SESQUIPEDALIAN," 281 00:09:20,201 --> 00:09:21,873 AND IT'S OVER BEFORE IT STARTS. 282 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,665 - I FIGURED THE CLERK GETS HER WORDS 283 00:09:23,665 --> 00:09:24,966 FROM ONE OF THESE CALENDARS. 284 00:09:24,966 --> 00:09:26,167 "TURGID," EASY. 285 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,879 OKAY, "AMELIORATE," PIECE OF CAKE. 286 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:31,262 I HOPE I GET "BEDASH." CURTAINS BEDASHED WITH BLOOD. 287 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:32,844 - I LIKE IT. 288 00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:34,385 - HEY, PHIL, DON'T PANIC, 289 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:39,310 BUT THERE'S AN ACTUAL BOOK ON YOUR DESK, AND IT'S OPEN. 290 00:09:39,310 --> 00:09:41,102 - SO HOW WAS THE BUSINESS DINNER, HUH? 291 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,814 WHO DEVOURED WHOM? 292 00:09:42,814 --> 00:09:43,935 IT'S A SHARK JOKE. 293 00:09:43,935 --> 00:09:45,937 - UH, NO ONE DEVOURED ANYONE. 294 00:09:45,937 --> 00:09:48,069 ACTUALLY, IT WAS-- IT WAS REALLY NICE. 295 00:09:48,069 --> 00:09:49,691 - NICE? EW. 296 00:09:49,691 --> 00:09:51,733 YOU COZIED UP WITH OLD MAN GRUMBEIGH. 297 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,074 THAT'S, LIKE, DADDY ISSUES. 298 00:09:53,074 --> 00:09:55,657 - NO, NOT OLD MAN GRUMBEIGH, GRUMBEIGH JR. 299 00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:56,868 - JUNIOR? 300 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,369 - YEAH, WE HAD A GREAT STRATEGY SESSION, 301 00:09:58,369 --> 00:10:01,743 LOVELY DINNER, AND MADE PLANS TO GO OUT AGAIN. 302 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:04,666 - HUH, WELL, I STAND CORRECTED. 303 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:06,708 - ABOUT WHAT? - THAT YOU'RE A SHARK PERSON. 304 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:09,961 YEAH, SHARKS DON'T GET GOOGLY-EYED OVER OTHER SHARKS. 305 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,713 - UNLESS THEY'RE HAMMERHEADS. GET IT? 306 00:10:11,713 --> 00:10:13,845 OH, NO, TECHNICALLY THEY'RE NOT GOOGLY-EYED... 307 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,216 - YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT A SHARK, LIKE, AT ALL. 308 00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:17,258 - OKAY, WELL, I CAN BE A SHARK IF I GOT TO BE A SHARK. 309 00:10:17,258 --> 00:10:20,311 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CLEARLY NOT"? 310 00:10:20,311 --> 00:10:26,107 - OKAY, LET ME GUESS. FRENCH RESTAURANT, HMM? 311 00:10:26,107 --> 00:10:27,318 WHO PAID? 312 00:10:27,318 --> 00:10:29,400 - I OFFERED TO, BUT HE-- - BUT HE DID. 313 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,032 WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, 314 00:10:31,032 --> 00:10:33,404 DID HE TOUCH YOUR ARM JUST SO? 315 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:36,447 IT'S TEXTBOOK-- A LITTLE WINE, MAKE YOU LAUGH, 316 00:10:36,447 --> 00:10:38,780 MAYBE TALK ABOUT HIS FAMILY, SHOW A LITTLE VULNERABILITY. 317 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,161 - THAT IS CALLED BEING A GENTLEMAN. 318 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,873 IT'S NOT HIM PLAYING ME. - OKAY. 319 00:10:41,873 --> 00:10:44,045 HOW ABOUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT? 320 00:10:44,045 --> 00:10:46,788 WAS THERE THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHERE HE LEANS IN 321 00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:50,922 JUST A TINY BIT, AND YOU'RE LIKE, 322 00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:52,884 "IS THIS MAYBE A KISS? 323 00:10:52,884 --> 00:10:55,887 DO I LEAN IN TOO?" 324 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:59,801 - WHY WOULD HE-- YOU DO THAT? 325 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:04,726 - WELL, BECAUSE IF YOU LEAN IN AFTER I'VE LEANED IN, 326 00:11:04,726 --> 00:11:08,730 I KNOW I GOT YOU. 327 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,732 GLAD I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU, WHITLEY. 328 00:11:10,732 --> 00:11:11,903 YOU'RE NOT A SHARK. 329 00:11:11,903 --> 00:11:13,024 YOU'RE CHUM. 330 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,202 YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENSE WOULD LIKE TO CALL 331 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,875 OFFICER SAM STANTON. 332 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:25,877 - GO EASY, UNLESS YOU WANT WARM BEER TONIGHT. 333 00:11:25,877 --> 00:11:29,420 - OH, NOTHING YOU CAN'T HANDLE, BROSEPH. 334 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,793 OFFICER STANTON, HOW YOU DOING TODAY? 335 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,924 - GREAT. - GREAT. 336 00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:34,335 THEN WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE COURT 337 00:11:34,335 --> 00:11:36,758 WHY YOU FLAT-OUT LIED ON YOUR POLICE REPORT? 338 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:45,396 HEY, YOU RUNNING A 5K HERE, SAM? HOLD UP. 339 00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:46,808 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, MAN? 340 00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:48,059 YOU PRACTICALLY RIPPED MY DICK OFF 341 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:49,480 AND STOMPED ON IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. 342 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,651 - OH, COME ON, SAM. 343 00:11:50,651 --> 00:11:52,984 YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A ADVERSARIAL SYSTEM OF JUSTICE. 344 00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:56,778 - PHIL, PHIL, HOW WOULD YOU USE THE WORD "VOCIFEROUS"? 345 00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:58,159 - HEY, CARMEN, DO YOU PLAY CARDS? 346 00:11:58,159 --> 00:11:59,991 - YES. 347 00:11:59,991 --> 00:12:00,822 - A SPOT JUST OPENED UP. 348 00:12:00,822 --> 00:12:02,413 BE THERE. 349 00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,125 - YES! IT'S CARLOS! 350 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,917 BUT I-- I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER 351 00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:06,918 TO GET INTO THIS GAME. 352 00:12:06,918 --> 00:12:07,869 DUDE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. 353 00:12:07,869 --> 00:12:11,002 - NOPE, I'M THE SPOT THAT JUST CAME OPEN. 354 00:12:11,002 --> 00:12:12,173 - WELL, WHY'D YOU COME OPEN? 355 00:12:12,173 --> 00:12:14,255 - HE REMOVED SAM'S DICK IN COURT AND STOMPED ON IT. 356 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,837 - OOH, THAT WOULD DO IT. 357 00:12:20,301 --> 00:12:24,015 - AH, YOUR OFFICE LOOKS A LOT LIKE A HOTEL ROOM. 358 00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:25,807 - [laughs] NO. 359 00:12:25,807 --> 00:12:27,849 OUR OFFICES ARE IN MALIBU, SO I SET UP HERE FOR THE TRIAL. 360 00:12:27,849 --> 00:12:30,021 - HMM. - NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU MY STUFF. 361 00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:31,893 - OH-HO! YOUR STUFF. 362 00:12:31,893 --> 00:12:33,855 OKAY, WELL, I MEAN, OUR CLIENTS ARE GONNA BE HERE, 363 00:12:33,855 --> 00:12:35,396 BUT, YEAH, LET'S PUT A SOCK ON THE DOORKNOB. 364 00:12:35,396 --> 00:12:36,858 [cell phone chiming] 365 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,860 [laughter] 366 00:12:40,701 --> 00:12:43,825 SO WE AGREE THAT WE'RE FIGHTING THESE CASES TOGETHER, RIGHT? 367 00:12:43,825 --> 00:12:46,037 AND WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY-- I DON'T KNOW-- 368 00:12:46,037 --> 00:12:50,962 SIDE DEAL FROM SOME D.A.s WE'RE SUDDENLY TEXTING WITH? 369 00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:52,964 - WHAT? NO, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 370 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:53,915 JUST SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. 371 00:12:53,915 --> 00:12:57,048 - OKAY, WELL, I ORGANIZED EVERYTHING AS WE DISCUSSED 372 00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:59,260 AND GOT THIS-- ONE, TWO, THREE... 373 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:00,882 - ONE SECOND. 374 00:13:03,975 --> 00:13:06,307 BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE. 375 00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,891 - IT IS DANDRUFF. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT IS. 376 00:13:09,891 --> 00:13:11,272 - COURT'S ADJOURNED. 377 00:13:15,106 --> 00:13:16,898 - OKAY, SO WE GOT YOU BAIL. 378 00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:18,439 WE KILLED OFFICER STANTON'S TESTIMONY. 379 00:13:18,439 --> 00:13:19,861 - AT THE COST OF BEING THROWN OUT 380 00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,903 OF THE BEST POKER GAME OF ALL TIME. 381 00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,444 - YEAH, THE ONLY EVIDENCE WE'RE VULNERABLE ON 382 00:13:23,444 --> 00:13:25,997 IS THE PART ABOUT HOW STANTON GAVE YOU THE BLACK EYE. 383 00:13:25,997 --> 00:13:26,868 - IT WASN'T HIM. 384 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:28,950 - WELL, THEN WHO WAS IT? COME ON. 385 00:13:28,950 --> 00:13:31,292 THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT WE CAN USE TO GET YOU OFF. 386 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:34,125 I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE. 387 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,957 OH, IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 388 00:13:35,957 --> 00:13:38,880 - SO CAN I GO? 389 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,511 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HER HAND? 390 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:42,303 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 391 00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:52,894 - LEVON, SHE GAVE YOU THE BLACK EYE. 392 00:13:52,894 --> 00:13:54,235 DID YOU CATCH HIM WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 393 00:13:54,235 --> 00:13:57,028 SHE GOES NUTS, POPS YOU IN THE FACE. 394 00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:59,110 THE COPS, LOOKING FOR WHO ASSAULTED THEM IN THE DARK, 395 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,942 PICK UP THE FIRST MEXICAN GUY THEY SEE WITH A BLACK EYE. 396 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:01,903 AM I RIGHT? 397 00:14:01,903 --> 00:14:04,485 DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S A MODERN WORLD. 398 00:14:04,485 --> 00:14:07,578 THERE'S FEMINISM NOW. ANYBODY CAN BEAT ANYBODY UP. 399 00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:08,579 LEVON, BE A MAN. 400 00:14:08,579 --> 00:14:10,992 TELL THEM THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND KICKED YOUR ASS. 401 00:14:10,992 --> 00:14:11,752 [grunts] 402 00:14:15,046 --> 00:14:17,498 SO I'LL SEE YOU BACK HERE TOMORROW. 403 00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,961 - WELL, IF OUR GUYS ARE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TIMELINE, 404 00:14:19,961 --> 00:14:23,264 THEN WE MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A SEMBLANCE OF AN ALIBI. 405 00:14:23,264 --> 00:14:24,175 - YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. 406 00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:26,057 MY CLIENT TOLD ME 407 00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:27,598 THAT YOUR CLIENT WAS DRIVING THAT NIGHT, 408 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,060 BUT IT DOESN'T SAY THAT, 409 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,062 YOU KNOW, IN THE FILE YOU GAVE ME. 410 00:14:31,062 --> 00:14:34,565 SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE LEAVING OUT? 411 00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,068 - UH, WHOOPS. 412 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,019 YOU INTERESTED IN HAVING A DRINK? 413 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:39,570 STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, OF COURSE, 414 00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:40,982 UNTIL THE TRIAL'S DONE. 415 00:14:40,982 --> 00:14:42,613 - YEAH. - YEAH? 416 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,655 - YEAH, THAT'D BE NICE. - GOOD. 417 00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:48,199 - DID YOU--DID YOU GO TO THE GYM IN THAT SHIRT, OR... 418 00:14:48,199 --> 00:14:50,161 - I'M A LITTLE-- [clears throat] 419 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:53,164 - YEAH, MAYBE CHANGE. - YEAH, I'M GONNA DO THAT. 420 00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:54,295 - TAKE YOUR TIME. 421 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:56,537 [cell phone chimes] 422 00:14:56,537 --> 00:14:59,090 SON OF A BITCH. 423 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:07,718 - PURPLE'S TOO PEACOCKY, OR... 424 00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,640 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - AHA. 425 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,183 "PROPOSED SETTLEMENT, S.P." SPAULDING PRATT? 426 00:15:12,183 --> 00:15:13,554 - STEPHANIE PLUMMER. 427 00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,186 IT'S A CIVIL THING. IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO-- 428 00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:17,188 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE CHAT? 429 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:19,020 "ANY WORD?" "WORKING ON IT." 430 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,271 PENNEBAKER, THE FREAKING D.A. 431 00:15:20,271 --> 00:15:21,692 - CAN I HAVE MY PHONE BACK, PLEASE? 432 00:15:21,692 --> 00:15:23,114 - AHA. SO IT'S LIKE THAT. 433 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,025 - IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING. 434 00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,066 - YOU'RE TEXTING WITH THE D.A. 435 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:26,157 WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 436 00:15:26,157 --> 00:15:28,199 WORKING TOGETHER ON A CODEFENSE HERE. 437 00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:30,031 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT. 438 00:15:30,031 --> 00:15:32,283 THE ARM TOUCHING, THE DINNER--UGH. 439 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:35,126 - WHAT I AM STILL WORKING ON WITH THE D.A. 440 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:36,037 IS MY GOLF GAME. 441 00:15:36,037 --> 00:15:37,458 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU 442 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,461 HIDE THIS A LITTLE BETTER WHEN I CAME IN THE ROOM? 443 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,383 - BECAUSE IT'S THE ROOM SERVICE MENU. 444 00:15:42,383 --> 00:15:45,136 - OH, YEAH? "'CAUSE IT'S THE ROOM SERVICE MENU." 445 00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:48,589 $8 M&M'S. NOW, THAT'S THE REAL CRIME. 446 00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:52,393 SO NO ON THE DRINK, PROBABLY. 447 00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:01,102 - FROM THE JUDGE. 448 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,233 YOUR THIRD STRIKE PETITION WAS APPROVED. 449 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:04,605 - YES! NO THIRD STRIKE. 450 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,027 GANG INJUNCTION CRUSHED, 451 00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:08,029 WITNESS CRUSHED, ALIBI ESTABLISHED. 452 00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:09,870 I AM GONNA GO POLISH MY CLOSE. 453 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,202 I'M SORRY. THAT SOUNDED DIRTY. 454 00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:12,163 I'M GONNA GO MASTURBATE, 455 00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:13,664 THAN FINISH MY CLOSING ARGUMENT. 456 00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:15,956 I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY. 457 00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:17,958 - GOOD MOR-- HOLY SH--, PHIL. 458 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,250 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 459 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,212 - OH, I GOT PUNCHED IN IT. HOW WAS POKER? 460 00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:26,217 - WELL, I LOST $1,000, BUT SAM BROUGHT OUT SOME HOT DOGS. 461 00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,509 AND I ATE FOUR... - UH-HUH. 462 00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,261 - AT THE SAME TIME, SO EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. 463 00:16:30,261 --> 00:16:32,303 - UH-HUH. - AND THEY CALLED ME 464 00:16:32,303 --> 00:16:34,685 WEINER MOUTH, BECAUSE OF THE HOT DOGS... 465 00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,687 - UH-HUH. - I THINK. 466 00:16:36,687 --> 00:16:39,100 - UH-HUH. - WHERE DID PHIL GO? 467 00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:42,523 WOW, YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO DATE THIS STENOGRAPHER. 468 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,945 IS IT HER FINGERS? 469 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:48,109 - YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 470 00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:51,072 - UGH. [sighs] 471 00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:54,075 - OKAY, YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED 472 00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:55,656 BETWEEN YOU AND "HUMP ME" GRUMBEIGH 473 00:16:55,656 --> 00:16:57,118 BEFORE I GOT TO FINISH WINNING THIS CASE. 474 00:16:57,118 --> 00:16:58,749 - OKAY, WELL, EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT-- 475 00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:01,162 WOW. WHAT KICKED YOU IN THE FACE? 476 00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:02,123 - DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WHAT HAPPENED? 477 00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:03,924 YOU GOT THAT "WHEELS CAME OFF" LOOK. 478 00:17:03,924 --> 00:17:06,087 - HE CAUGHT ME GOING THROUGH HIS BRIEFCASE, 479 00:17:06,087 --> 00:17:08,549 'CAUSE THERE WERE SOME TEXTS AND VOICE MAILS ON HIS PHONE. 480 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,930 - REAL QUICK, DID THEY NOT TEACH YOU 481 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,133 PROPER SNOOPING AT STANFORD LAW? 482 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:14,135 - THIS IS YOUR FAULT, JUST SO YOU KNOW. 483 00:17:14,135 --> 00:17:15,096 YEAH, YOU GOT ME ALL PARANOID 484 00:17:15,096 --> 00:17:16,677 WITH YOUR LITTLE RICO SUAVE DEMO. 485 00:17:16,677 --> 00:17:18,179 - MY FAULT? NO, NO, YOU WENT THROUGH 486 00:17:18,179 --> 00:17:19,770 THIS GUY'S BRIEFCASE BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR DENIALS, 487 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,772 YOU'RE A SHARK PERSON. 488 00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:25,146 YEAH, OKAY, I MAY NOT BE SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU WOMEN-- 489 00:17:25,146 --> 00:17:28,239 LUCY--BUT YOU'RE NOT FIT FOR HUMAN SOCIETY. 490 00:17:28,239 --> 00:17:29,820 - I AM NOT A SHARK PERSON. 491 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:33,114 - FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT A REGULAR NON-SHARK PERSON DOES? 492 00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:34,195 - WHAT? 493 00:17:34,195 --> 00:17:35,196 - NONE OF THE STUFF YOU'RE DOING. 494 00:17:35,196 --> 00:17:37,368 - OH, OKAY, SO I'M JUST SUPPOSED TO LEAVE MYSELF VULNERABLE 495 00:17:37,368 --> 00:17:38,329 TO, LIKE, A SNEAK ATTACK OR A SURPRISE ATTACK 496 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:39,620 OR OTHER WHATEVER ATTACKS? 497 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,162 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW BEST. 498 00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:43,164 JUST FOLLOW YOUR INSTINCTS. 499 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:45,005 - OH, OKAY, I'LL FOLLOW MY INSTINCTS. 500 00:17:45,005 --> 00:17:47,708 I'LL SNIFF OUT FOR BLOOD AND THEN STRIKE FROM THE DEPTHS. 501 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:51,172 - NO, THAT WASN'T A SHARK JOKE. HUMAN BEINGS HAVE INSTINCTS TOO. 502 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,553 - OKAY. 503 00:17:55,055 --> 00:17:57,348 - HEY. - HEY. 504 00:17:57,348 --> 00:17:59,140 CAN I JUST SAY THAT WHAT I DID AT THE HOTEL 505 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,812 WAS INEXCUSABLE? AND I'M SORRY. 506 00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:04,315 - NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. MY EMOTIONS WERE STIRRED UP TOO. 507 00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:05,776 - OH, SWEET JESUS, THANK GOD. 508 00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:07,278 I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HATE ME 509 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:08,399 AND THAT YOU WERE GONNA NEVER TAKE ME OUT AGAIN. 510 00:18:08,399 --> 00:18:10,281 I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME OUT EVERY TIME. 511 00:18:10,281 --> 00:18:11,782 I CAN TAKE YOU OUT. DO YOU LIKE QUIZNOS OR... 512 00:18:11,782 --> 00:18:14,155 [laughter] 513 00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:17,238 - YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF QUIZNOS, 514 00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:20,661 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY NOUVEAU CHINESE, ON ME? 515 00:18:20,661 --> 00:18:22,203 - I COULD BE CONVINCED OF THAT, BUT, I MEAN, 516 00:18:22,203 --> 00:18:24,375 IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED THE TOASTY BREAD... 517 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,417 - I'M GLUTEN-FREE, OBVIOUSLY. 518 00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,749 THAT'S GREAT, BECAUSE I READ ABOUT THIS AMAZING PLACE 519 00:18:28,749 --> 00:18:30,591 DOWNTOWN, SO... 520 00:18:34,425 --> 00:18:36,427 YOUR HONOR, I WOULD LOVE TO REQUEST A SIDEBAR 521 00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:38,058 BEFORE WE BEGIN. 522 00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:40,181 - YOUR HONOR, WE ACCEPT THE PEOPLE'S ORIGINAL PLEA OFFER. 523 00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:42,643 MY CLIENT WILL ACCEPT A REDUCED CHARGE OF TRESPASSING 524 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,645 IN EXCHANGE FOR A TESTIMONY AGAINST MR. GRUMBEIGH'S CLIENT, 525 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,227 MR. PRATT. 526 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:01,372 - SEEM TO BE MISSING SOMETHING. 527 00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:02,203 - WHAT? OH, NO, MY CLIENT 528 00:19:02,203 --> 00:19:04,285 IS JUST RUNNING A FEW MINUTES BEHIND. 529 00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:08,339 AH, THERE'S THE TRUSTY INTERN. WHAT NEWS? 530 00:19:08,339 --> 00:19:10,341 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DID THIS 531 00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:12,213 FOR A DATE WITH BOOBS, I APPRECIATE ALL YOU'VE DONE, 532 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:14,255 AND I HAVE NEW RESPECT-- 533 00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,886 - YEAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. WHERE'S LEVON? 534 00:19:15,886 --> 00:19:17,388 - YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS? 535 00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:20,010 - BAD NEWS FIRST. - LEVON'S JUST BEEN PICKED UP. 536 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:21,302 HE JUMPED BAIL, STOLE A CAR, TRIED TO FLEE, 537 00:19:21,302 --> 00:19:23,264 AND DROVE IT INTO A POLE. 538 00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:27,017 - JESUS. WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 539 00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:29,310 - OOPS. UM, I SET THAT UP WRONG, 540 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:31,151 - MOTHERF-- 541 00:19:32,523 --> 00:19:36,277 - HEY, SO THAT HAPPENED. 542 00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:38,449 HEY, NOW THAT BUSINESS IS DONE, WE CAN HAVE DINNER, 543 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:40,531 LIKE TWO HUMANS-- 544 00:19:40,531 --> 00:19:43,123 - IF I WANTED TO DATE MY DAD, I WOULD JUST DATE MY DAD. 545 00:19:43,123 --> 00:19:45,496 I KNOW THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD, BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE, 546 00:19:45,496 --> 00:19:47,378 BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY ANALOGY I CAN THINK OF 547 00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:49,250 WHEN I'M THIS FURIOUS. 548 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,461 YOU'RE PATHOLOGICAL. 549 00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:51,882 - SO... 550 00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:55,886 NO ON THE DIN-DIN. 551 00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:03,223 both: BUY ME A DRINK. 552 00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:08,269 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID SOME PRETTY SWEET LAWYERING. 553 00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:10,311 MAYBE YOU ARE SERIOUS. 554 00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:11,442 - I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG. 555 00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,564 - YEAH, BUT THEN HE JUMPED BAIL ANYWAY. 556 00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:15,155 SO IT'S LIKE EVEN WHEN YOU WIN-- - YOU LOSE. 557 00:20:15,155 --> 00:20:16,116 SEE WHY WE NEED THE GAMES? 558 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,319 - YEAH. OH, NO, NO. 559 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:19,490 [murmuring] 560 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:22,993 OH, LOOK, I'M PACKING... 561 00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:23,994 FROM HIS MINIBAR. 562 00:20:23,994 --> 00:20:25,205 - NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE SAY 563 00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:26,417 THAT LAWYERS AREN'T TRUSTWORTHY. 564 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,329 - SEE, I AM FUN. - EH. 565 00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,501 - AND I TOOK HIS ETHERNET CABLE. 566 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:32,333 YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE THINGS. 567 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,424 - THE JUDGE CAUGHT ME. 568 00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:35,876 - OH, NO. - I GOT "ELVER." 569 00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:37,298 DO YOU KNOW WHAT "ELVER" IS? 570 00:20:37,298 --> 00:20:38,429 - YEAH, IT'S A JUVENILE EEL. 571 00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:41,342 - YOU MOTHER-- FINE. 572 00:20:41,342 --> 00:20:42,303 DO YOU KNOW HOW I SLIPPED IT 573 00:20:42,303 --> 00:20:44,144 INTO A TRIPLE HOMICIDE PROCEEDING? 574 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:45,516 I DIDN'T. 575 00:20:45,516 --> 00:20:47,308 I JUST YELLED IT OUT, APROPOS OF NOTHING. 576 00:20:47,308 --> 00:20:50,150 "ELVER!" AND GOT HELD IN CONTEMPT. 577 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,523 I HAD IT. I HAD IT, YOU GUYS. 578 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:54,445 I HAD A GLIMPSE OF WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THAT COOL, 579 00:20:54,445 --> 00:20:58,449 FUN GUY, AND IT SLIPPED AWAY LIKE A SWARM OF ELVERS. 580 00:20:58,449 --> 00:20:59,780 AH... 581 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,362 - YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS? THIS ROUND'S ON ME. 582 00:21:01,362 --> 00:21:03,113 - ACTUALLY, I HAVE A DATE WITH LUCY. 583 00:21:03,113 --> 00:21:04,995 - WHAT? - WITH BOOBS? YOU LOST. 584 00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:06,367 - YEAH, BUT YOU GET POINTS FOR EFFORT. 585 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:07,958 WHO KNEW? 586 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:09,460 - BUT... - PHIL... 587 00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:15,255 - YOUR HONOR, ONE MORE ITEM. 588 00:21:15,255 --> 00:21:16,547 - TELL HIM THAT HE'S LOOKING MAGISTERIAL. 589 00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:17,628 - OKAY, I WILL. 590 00:21:17,628 --> 00:21:19,340 I'M FILING A MOTION FOR CONTINUANCE. 591 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:22,723 - OR TELL HIM THAT TRENT HAS HANDLED THIS CASE 592 00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:24,425 IN AN ALOOF, MAGISTERIAL WAY. 593 00:21:24,425 --> 00:21:28,228 - THE D.A. HAS HANDLED THIS CASE IN AN ALOOF, MAGISTERIAL WAY. 594 00:21:28,228 --> 00:21:29,229 - MOTION DENIED. 595 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:31,732 DEFENDANT REMANDED TO CUSTODY. 596 00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:35,356 - YEAH, POINT FOR OUR TEAM. - YEAH. 597 00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:36,987 - LOSER. AHEM. 598 00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:37,988 THAT'S LIKE... 599 00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:40,150 [coughing] LOSER, LOSER, LOSER. 600 00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,822 - REAL MATURE. - YOU'RE REAL MATURE. 601 00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:43,614 - YEAH, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE FUN. 602 00:21:43,614 --> 00:21:46,036 - I AM FUN. - YEAH.