1 00:00:01,193 --> 00:00:02,694 - [clears throat] 2 00:00:02,694 --> 00:00:04,946 - YES, OKAY, HE BORROWED MY RECORDS, 3 00:00:04,946 --> 00:00:07,489 BUT IF YOU DON'T BRING THEM BACK, THAT'S STEALING. 4 00:00:07,489 --> 00:00:09,111 I DID NOT MURDER HIM. 5 00:00:09,111 --> 00:00:12,494 I LOANED HIM RECORDS, BUT, LIKE, NOT FOREVER. 6 00:00:12,494 --> 00:00:14,956 [coughing] 7 00:00:16,078 --> 00:00:17,459 OH. 8 00:00:17,459 --> 00:00:20,122 [indistinct conversations] 9 00:00:20,122 --> 00:00:22,124 - JUST A SECOND, PLEASE. 10 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:25,257 - HIGHLIGHTS? 11 00:00:25,257 --> 00:00:27,089 - YEAH, THANKS FOR NOTICING. 12 00:00:27,089 --> 00:00:30,262 IN HONOR OF MY PAY CUT, I DECIDED TO DO IT MYSELF. 13 00:00:30,262 --> 00:00:31,883 - WELL, I'M SURE YOU'LL GET BETTER AT IT. 14 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:34,886 - LISTEN, EVERYBODY, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 15 00:00:34,886 --> 00:00:38,310 BUDGET CUTS. 16 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:40,102 - WAIT, THAT QUALIFIES AS AN ANNOUNCEMENT? 17 00:00:40,102 --> 00:00:41,683 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 18 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:43,525 - THAT MEANS THEY TOOK MORE OF OUR MONEY, 19 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:44,816 SO WE'RE RATIONING. 20 00:00:44,816 --> 00:00:46,608 IF YOU NEED PENS, PAPER CLIPS, WHATEVER, 21 00:00:46,608 --> 00:00:48,280 SEE OUR INTERN MICAH. 22 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,153 OH, THERE'S NO MONEY TO FIX THE FIRE ESCAPE, 23 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:53,825 SO NO MORE SMOKING ON THE FIRE ESCAPE. 24 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:56,288 - I DON'T CARE. I PROMISED MY WIFE I'D QUIT. 25 00:00:56,288 --> 00:00:57,539 - SO WE DON'T GET PENS? 26 00:00:57,539 --> 00:00:59,040 - OH, SO YOUR OLD MONEY JOB 27 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,413 GAVE YOU ALL THE PENS YOU WANTED. 28 00:01:01,413 --> 00:01:04,416 - YEAH. - [scoffs] 29 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:05,917 - OH, SO I GUESS I NEED PENS. 30 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,589 - I'LL PUT YOU ON THE WAIT LIST. 31 00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,921 - THERE'S A WAIT LIST? 32 00:01:09,921 --> 00:01:12,174 OKAY. 33 00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,135 - HERE YOU GO. 34 00:01:13,135 --> 00:01:15,217 - HMM. UGH. 35 00:01:15,217 --> 00:01:16,388 DO YOU HAVE ONE THAT'S NOT CHEWED? 36 00:01:16,388 --> 00:01:19,141 - UH... 37 00:01:19,141 --> 00:01:20,982 NOPE. 38 00:01:20,982 --> 00:01:22,774 - NINA, YOU CAN BORROW MY PEN ON WEDNESDAY. 39 00:01:22,774 --> 00:01:24,146 I'M GONNA BE OUT SICK. 40 00:01:24,146 --> 00:01:27,609 - OH, GREAT. 41 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,610 [rock music] 42 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,941 - ♪ HEY NOW 43 00:01:29,941 --> 00:01:32,784 ♪ 44 00:01:32,784 --> 00:01:34,115 ♪ HEY NOW 45 00:01:36,288 --> 00:01:38,330 - HERE ARE ALL YOUR CASES FOR TODAY AND YOUR OFFER SHEET. 46 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:40,041 THAT'S ALL THE DEALS FROM THE D.A. 47 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:42,164 - OKAY, DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY WHO'S TAKEN DEALS? 48 00:01:42,164 --> 00:01:43,545 - YOU LOOK LIKE A PORN ACTRESS 49 00:01:43,545 --> 00:01:46,958 WHO'S RECENTLY GOT HER REAL ESTATE LICENSE. 50 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:48,380 - HEY, NINA. - [groans] 51 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:50,172 - SORRY TO SNEAK UP ON YOU LIKE THAT. 52 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:52,344 SO THE FLETCHER CASE-- DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE 53 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:54,176 TO LOOK AT MY DEAL PROPOSAL? 54 00:01:54,176 --> 00:01:55,557 - I DIDN'T BOTHER, 'CAUSE IF IT'S ANYTHING 55 00:01:55,557 --> 00:01:57,179 LIKE YOUR LAST PROPOSAL, THEN I'LL SAY YES, 56 00:01:57,179 --> 00:01:59,221 AND SIX MONTHS LATER, YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND, 57 00:01:59,221 --> 00:02:00,392 AND THEN YOU'LL ASK FOR THE RING BACK. 58 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:02,023 - IT WAS MY MEEMAW'S. 59 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:04,105 - IT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD DEAL. 60 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:06,478 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU HANDED ME THIS FILE? 61 00:02:06,478 --> 00:02:09,191 I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THAT'S WHEN WE WERE DONE HERE. 62 00:02:09,191 --> 00:02:11,032 [gavel pounds] - NEXT CASE. 63 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:13,034 - SO, MR. FLETCHER, OKAY, SO THEY PICK YOU UP 64 00:02:13,034 --> 00:02:14,656 FOR RIDING YOUR BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK, 65 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,658 THEY FIND A SPRAY CAN IN YOUR BACKPACK, 66 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,411 AND TRENT'S CHARGING YOU WITH TAGGING AND PROPERTY DAMAGE 67 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:21,243 AND FOUR OTHER MADE-UP CHARGES. 68 00:02:21,243 --> 00:02:22,454 - I'M INNOCENT. 69 00:02:22,454 --> 00:02:24,085 MY ONLY CRIME WAS DRIVING WHILE BROWN. 70 00:02:24,085 --> 00:02:26,248 - MY GUY, LATINO. 71 00:02:26,248 --> 00:02:28,049 THEY STOPPED HIM FOR HAVING A WEIRD LOOK ON HIS FACE. 72 00:02:28,049 --> 00:02:29,050 [gavel pounds] 73 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:31,383 - PEOPLE VERSUS FLETCHER. 74 00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:34,005 - YOU KNOW, TRENT MIGHT HAVE MORE FUN WITH YOU 75 00:02:34,005 --> 00:02:35,637 IF YOU DON'T JUST LIE THERE AND TAKE IT. 76 00:02:35,637 --> 00:02:37,058 - ARE YOU SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE? 77 00:02:37,058 --> 00:02:39,261 - OKAY. 78 00:02:39,261 --> 00:02:41,142 - DEFENSE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? - UM... 79 00:02:41,142 --> 00:02:43,895 NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. - AGAIN? 80 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:46,107 SO NOT GUILTY IN SOME SORT OF FUN, SARCASTIC WAY, 81 00:02:46,107 --> 00:02:47,269 OR YOU'RE SERIOUS? 82 00:02:47,269 --> 00:02:50,232 - YOUR HONOR, WE'RE READY TO MOVE ON AT THIS POINT, 83 00:02:50,232 --> 00:02:52,864 IF IT SO PLEASES THE COURT. 84 00:02:52,864 --> 00:02:57,489 - YOU'RE WEARING A POT SHIRT TO YOUR TRIAL ON POT POSSESSION? 85 00:02:57,489 --> 00:03:00,282 IF THE JUDGE SEES THIS, HE WILL THROW THE BOOK AT YOU. 86 00:03:00,282 --> 00:03:01,703 - I THOUGHT IT'D BE, LIKE, IRONIC. 87 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:04,125 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS? 88 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:06,748 JUST TAKE THE SHIRT OFF. WE'LL GO WITH THE TANK TOP. 89 00:03:06,748 --> 00:03:10,091 OH, WHAT--THE JOINT IS KICKING THE COP IN THE FACE. 90 00:03:10,091 --> 00:03:12,334 WHAT--WHERE YOU DO EVEN FIND A SHIRT LIKE THAT? 91 00:03:12,334 --> 00:03:14,466 PUT THE SHIRT BACK ON. PUT THE OTHER SHIRT BACK ON. 92 00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:15,967 DAVE, CAN I BORROW YOUR SHIRT? 93 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,139 - NO. - TAKE IT EASY. 94 00:03:18,139 --> 00:03:20,141 CHERYL, CAN I PLEASE BORROW YOUR BLOUSE? 95 00:03:20,141 --> 00:03:22,514 - WHOA, I'M NOT WEARING A BLOUSE, BRO. 96 00:03:22,514 --> 00:03:23,975 - IT'S REALLY MORE OF A CHEMISE. 97 00:03:23,975 --> 00:03:26,308 - I'M NOT WEARING THAT EITHER. 98 00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:28,059 - MR. BARBER, YOU OFFERED A DEAL, YES? 99 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:29,941 - YES, WE'LL DROP OBSTRUCTION AND RESISTING 100 00:03:29,941 --> 00:03:31,693 FOR A PLEA ON VANDALISM. 101 00:03:31,693 --> 00:03:32,484 - FOR WHICH YOU HAVE NO CASE. 102 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:34,316 - WE DO, ACTUALLY. - OKAY. 103 00:03:34,316 --> 00:03:36,157 WELL, THEN LET'S PUT 12 IN THE BOX AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 104 00:03:36,157 --> 00:03:38,119 - YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT. - NOT MUCH. 105 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:40,161 - OOH, SNAP! 106 00:03:40,161 --> 00:03:41,323 - NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR. 107 00:03:41,323 --> 00:03:44,366 - CONGRATULATIONS, MS. WHITLEY, THAT SETS A NEW RECORD 108 00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:46,328 FOR TRIALS AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE. 109 00:03:46,328 --> 00:03:49,331 NEXT CASE, PEOPLE VERSUS GURANGO. 110 00:03:49,331 --> 00:03:51,172 MR. CORDA, ARE YOU HERE? GOING ONCE-- 111 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:52,584 - WE'RE HERE, YOUR HONOR! 112 00:03:52,584 --> 00:03:54,135 - MOVED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE. 113 00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:57,138 MR. CORDA, WHAT A STYLISH BLOUSE. 114 00:03:57,138 --> 00:04:00,091 - THAT'S A CHEMISE, YO. 115 00:04:00,091 --> 00:04:01,683 - WELL, I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU AND YOUR EX 116 00:04:01,683 --> 00:04:03,184 HAVE DEALT WITH YOUR ISSUES. 117 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:05,186 - WHAT, THAT? NO, WE'RE TOTALLY CIVIL. 118 00:04:05,186 --> 00:04:06,688 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 119 00:04:06,688 --> 00:04:08,520 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING TWO PEOPLE ARGUE AT AN ORGY. 120 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,022 IT WAS LIKE, JUST STOP TALKING. GET TO IT. 121 00:04:11,022 --> 00:04:12,814 - I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. 122 00:04:12,814 --> 00:04:14,235 ARE WE LIKE AN ORGY? 123 00:04:14,235 --> 00:04:17,028 - NINA, HI, COULD I HAVE A WORD? 124 00:04:17,028 --> 00:04:19,160 - YES, I'D BE HAPPY TOO, TRENT. 125 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,492 ABSOLUTELY. AFTER YOU. 126 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:22,203 - THANKS. 127 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:23,164 - [mouthing words] 128 00:04:23,164 --> 00:04:24,326 - [sighs] SO... 129 00:04:24,326 --> 00:04:25,327 - MM-HMM. 130 00:04:25,327 --> 00:04:26,538 - I GET THIS IS NEW FOR YOU. 131 00:04:26,538 --> 00:04:28,249 YOU'RE USED TO CORPORATE LAW. 132 00:04:28,249 --> 00:04:30,502 IT WORKS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY HERE. 133 00:04:30,502 --> 00:04:32,834 - RIGHT, BUT I'M STILL A LAWYER, SO I'M GONNA GO HARD. 134 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,376 - I THINK YOU'RE GOING TOO HARD. 135 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,047 - I'M GOING THE MOST HARD YOU CAN GO 136 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:38,420 BEFORE YOU GO TOO HARD, WHICH IS MY LEVEL OF GOING, AS YOU KNOW. 137 00:04:38,420 --> 00:04:40,342 - WHICH IS WHY I KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMING TOO HARD. 138 00:04:40,342 --> 00:04:42,183 - IF ANYONE IS COMING TOO HARD, IT'S YOU. 139 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:44,556 YOU'RE COMING SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD, I'M ALMOST LAUGHING. 140 00:04:44,556 --> 00:04:46,848 YOU'RE OVERCHARGING THE LIVING SH-- OUT OF MY CLIENTS, OKAY? 141 00:04:46,848 --> 00:04:48,390 LIKE ORTIZ? 142 00:04:48,390 --> 00:04:50,231 I MEAN, ENDANGERMENT OF A PROTECTED SPECIES? 143 00:04:50,231 --> 00:04:52,774 - HE KICKED A DUCK. - NUDGED, ALLEGEDLY. 144 00:04:52,774 --> 00:04:55,146 - IF YOUR FOOT TOUCHES A DUCK IN A STATE PARK, 145 00:04:55,146 --> 00:04:57,609 IT CAN TECHNICALLY BE CHARGED AS A CLASS C MISDEMEANOR-- 146 00:04:57,609 --> 00:04:58,610 - OKAY, SO THEN AT DAN AND EMMA'S WEDDING, 147 00:04:58,610 --> 00:05:00,031 WHEN YOU THREW A BEER AT A SWAN, 148 00:05:00,031 --> 00:05:01,613 THEN THAT WOULD BE LETHAL INJECTION. 149 00:05:01,613 --> 00:05:03,535 - OKAY, NINA, MAYBE WE SHOULD... 150 00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:04,536 - WE SHOULD GO. 151 00:05:04,536 --> 00:05:06,448 YES, THANK YOU, MR. QUINLAN. 152 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:07,749 MR. BARBER. 153 00:05:11,252 --> 00:05:12,834 - IT'S NOT JUST TRENT. 154 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,416 ALL D.A.s OVERCHARGE SO THEY CAN GET PLEAS 155 00:05:14,416 --> 00:05:15,417 TO LESSER CHARGES. 156 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:16,878 - IT JUST FEELS WORSE 157 00:05:16,878 --> 00:05:18,800 COMING FROM TRENT BECAUSE OF HIS FACE. 158 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,382 - SO WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT? 159 00:05:20,382 --> 00:05:22,053 I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T PISS YOU GUYS OFF? 160 00:05:22,053 --> 00:05:23,014 - PISSES ME OFF. 161 00:05:23,014 --> 00:05:24,556 - IT'S ONE OF A MILLION THINGS 162 00:05:24,556 --> 00:05:26,057 THAT PISS ME OFF, BUT IF I TOOK A STAND 163 00:05:26,057 --> 00:05:27,389 ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE THINGS-- 164 00:05:27,389 --> 00:05:28,640 WELL, I'M NOT GREAT AT MATH, 165 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,021 BUT THAT WOULD BE A LOT OF STANDS. 166 00:05:30,021 --> 00:05:31,563 - IT WOULD BE A MILLION STANDS. 167 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:33,184 - WHAT I'M SAYING IS, 168 00:05:33,184 --> 00:05:34,646 FOR BETTER OR WORSE, THAT'S THE SYSTEM. 169 00:05:34,646 --> 00:05:37,318 - WOW, PUT THAT ON A POSTER WITH AN EAGLE, 170 00:05:37,318 --> 00:05:39,110 INSPIRE A NATION. 171 00:05:39,110 --> 00:05:40,692 - WELL, WE'RE NOT HERE TO SERVE THE SYSTEM. 172 00:05:40,692 --> 00:05:41,903 I MEAN, I'M HERE FOR JUSTICE. 173 00:05:41,903 --> 00:05:45,036 - TO WIN. 174 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:46,698 JUSTICE. 175 00:05:46,698 --> 00:05:48,830 TO WIN JU-- ARE YOU IN A CHEMISE RIGHT NOW? 176 00:05:48,830 --> 00:05:50,792 - MY CLIENT WALKED OFF WITH MY SHIRT. 177 00:05:50,792 --> 00:05:52,253 DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A MAN'S SHIRT? 178 00:05:52,253 --> 00:05:54,205 - I--I DON'T. 179 00:05:54,205 --> 00:05:56,418 PHIL? - NO. I LIKE IT. 180 00:05:56,418 --> 00:05:57,709 - MICAH, HOW ABOUT-- 181 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:02,003 LUNCH. SOMETHING TO EAT. 182 00:06:06,307 --> 00:06:08,720 - I HAD TO WORK WITH AN EX ONCE. 183 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,433 WE WERE CIVIL, BUT IT COULD GET TOUGH IN PRIVATE MEETINGS. 184 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:15,437 YOU KNOW, THE FAMILIARITY, THE TABOO-NESS, 185 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:17,108 HAVING THOUGHTS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 186 00:06:17,108 --> 00:06:18,480 [laughs] - RIGHT. 187 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,111 SO WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU DO? 188 00:06:20,111 --> 00:06:21,693 - WE HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM 189 00:06:21,693 --> 00:06:23,024 NEXT TO COURTROOM SIX. 190 00:06:23,024 --> 00:06:25,697 - NO. UGH, NO. THE RELATIONSHIP? 191 00:06:25,697 --> 00:06:30,371 - OH, HE GOT SENTENCED. TEN YEARS IN CHINO. 192 00:06:30,371 --> 00:06:32,454 - OH. 193 00:06:32,454 --> 00:06:35,246 HUH. 194 00:06:35,246 --> 00:06:37,248 HEY, DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CLIP THINGIES? 195 00:06:37,248 --> 00:06:39,881 ASKING AN INTERN FOR A PAPER CLIP 196 00:06:39,881 --> 00:06:41,042 IS A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN MY PSYCHE 197 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:42,464 CAN BEAR RIGHT NOW. 198 00:06:42,464 --> 00:06:44,926 - I'M GIVING YOU A LOT OF MY OFFICE SUPPLIES. 199 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,718 [whispers] PEOPLE WILL TALK. 200 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:47,849 - OKAY. 201 00:06:47,849 --> 00:06:49,100 - IS THAT FLETCHER? 202 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,101 - YEAH. - TAGGING CASE? 203 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:51,763 LET ME SEE. 204 00:06:51,763 --> 00:06:53,555 [clears throat] 205 00:06:53,555 --> 00:06:55,316 YEAH, I'D GRAB A PLEA. 206 00:06:55,316 --> 00:06:58,059 THIS GUY'S GOT PRIORS, NO ALIBI, PAINT CAN. 207 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,320 IT'S A SAD FACT, 90% OF OUR GUYS, 208 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,482 THEY DID SOMETHING. 209 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:03,064 - RING, RING. EXCUSE ME. 210 00:07:03,064 --> 00:07:05,196 HELLO? OH, YEAH. 211 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:06,658 I'LL BE SURE TO TELL HIM. 212 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:08,990 THAT WAS YOUR CAREER PHONING IT IN. 213 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:11,332 - AH, WHAT DID MY CAREER HAVE TO TELL ME? 214 00:07:11,332 --> 00:07:13,284 - JUST THAT IT'S PHONING IT... 215 00:07:13,284 --> 00:07:15,166 SHUT UP. 216 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:17,999 LOOK, TRENT'S CASE, IT'S WEAK, 217 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:21,132 AND THE STORE NEXT DOOR HAS A CAMERA IN THE PARKING LOT. 218 00:07:21,132 --> 00:07:23,134 I GET A HOLD OF THE SECURITY TAPE, 219 00:07:23,134 --> 00:07:24,215 I PROVE MY GUY'S INNOCENT. 220 00:07:24,215 --> 00:07:26,087 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, FANCY DREW? 221 00:07:26,087 --> 00:07:28,349 YOU GONNA SKIP LUNCH, HEAD DOWN TO EAST L.A., 222 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:30,181 AND FIND SOME RANDOM TAPE? 223 00:07:30,181 --> 00:07:33,975 - NO, OUR INVESTIGATOR IS. 224 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:34,766 WE HAVE AN INVESTIGATOR. 225 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:36,598 JUST TELL ME WE HAVE AN INVESTIGATOR. 226 00:07:36,598 --> 00:07:38,309 - OH, YEAH, YEAH. GARY, RIGHT OVER THERE. 227 00:07:38,309 --> 00:07:41,022 LAST I CHECKED, HE'S BACKLOGGED A MONTH OR SO. 228 00:07:41,022 --> 00:07:45,446 - FINE, I WILL GO TO EAST L.A. AND GET THAT TAPE MYSELF. 229 00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:47,949 - HAVE FUN. 230 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:54,996 - NINA? - YEAH. 231 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,117 - BACK FROM YOUR ADVENTURE? 232 00:07:56,117 --> 00:07:58,419 WHOA! UH.... 233 00:07:58,419 --> 00:08:00,171 I'M ASSUMING YOU KNOW YOU'RE LATE FOR COURT. 234 00:08:00,171 --> 00:08:01,713 - YEAH. 235 00:08:01,713 --> 00:08:03,214 - AND YOUR BRONZER'S A LITTLE UNEVEN. 236 00:08:03,214 --> 00:08:04,255 - IT'S MACE. YEAH. - YEAH? 237 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:05,797 - NO, I GOT LOST. I GOT LOST. 238 00:08:05,797 --> 00:08:07,338 THERE WAS THIS DOG, AND I HAD TO MACE HIM, 239 00:08:07,338 --> 00:08:08,840 AND THEN I FINALLY FIND THE PLACE 240 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,051 AND THERE'S A PURSE SNATCHER, 241 00:08:10,051 --> 00:08:11,052 BUT YOU KNOW, I KNOW NOW 242 00:08:11,052 --> 00:08:12,263 WHICH WAY YOU POINT THE MACE, 243 00:08:12,263 --> 00:08:13,635 SO THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 244 00:08:13,635 --> 00:08:15,226 - BUT YOU GOT YOUR SECURITY TAPE, 245 00:08:15,226 --> 00:08:17,438 SO IT'S NOT ALL BAD. - OH, NO, NO, NO. 246 00:08:17,438 --> 00:08:19,851 I DID AN HOUR OF PANTOMIME WITH THE VIETNAMESE STORE CLERK 247 00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:22,023 AND I GOT A COPY OFNATIONAL SECURITY, 248 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,855 STARRING MARTIN LAWRENCE AND STEVE ZAHN, 249 00:08:23,855 --> 00:08:25,066 SO THAT'S GONNA BE FUN TO WATCH. 250 00:08:25,066 --> 00:08:27,408 - SO THE TRIP WAS A HUGE SUCCESS, HUH? 251 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:28,570 - NO, WELL, I DID GET ANOTHER LEAD. 252 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:29,781 YEAH, THE STORE CLERK'S COUSIN HANGS OUT 253 00:08:29,781 --> 00:08:31,072 AT A GAS STATION ACROSS THE WAY. 254 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:31,823 HE MIGHT BE AN EYEWITNESS. 255 00:08:31,823 --> 00:08:33,825 IF I CAN GET DOWN TO MONTEREY PARK 256 00:08:33,825 --> 00:08:35,076 WITH A TRANSLATOR BEFORE HE SHIPS OUT-- 257 00:08:35,076 --> 00:08:36,457 HE'S A MERCHANT MARINE-- 258 00:08:36,457 --> 00:08:39,000 I'M GONNA WIN THIS-- I GOT IT. 259 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,372 TRENT'S GOT NOTHING, AND THEN, FINALLY, I BEAT HIM, 260 00:08:41,372 --> 00:08:43,084 AND HE'S THE ONE CRYING AT EVERY STOPLIGHT 261 00:08:43,084 --> 00:08:44,626 ON HIS DRIVE HOME. 262 00:08:44,626 --> 00:08:45,967 - OKAY, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND 263 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,048 WANTING TO BEAT TRENT... - YEAH. 264 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:48,049 - BUT THIS IS, YOU KNOW, 265 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,170 LIKE, NEXT LEVEL STUFF HERE. 266 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,012 - YEAH. 267 00:08:51,012 --> 00:08:53,014 - TRENT, HE DID A NUMBER ON YOU, DIDN'T HE? 268 00:08:53,014 --> 00:08:55,096 WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? - DON'T KNOW. 269 00:08:55,096 --> 00:08:58,890 I GUESS JUST ALL THIS... 270 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:00,181 WASN'T ENOUGH FOR HIM. 271 00:09:00,181 --> 00:09:01,102 - AH. - [laughs] 272 00:09:01,102 --> 00:09:02,814 - WHAT'S THAT GUY THINKING? - YEAH, EXACTLY. 273 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,235 ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE OKAY, THOUGH? 274 00:09:04,235 --> 00:09:06,527 - YEAH, I'M-- SOLID. 275 00:09:06,527 --> 00:09:08,319 HEY, UH... 276 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:10,862 RABIES. 277 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:13,034 IS THAT, LIKE-- IS THAT A THING, 278 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:14,866 OR IS THAT JUST FOR, LIKE, KIDS? 279 00:09:14,866 --> 00:09:16,658 - NO, THAT'S A THING. - IT'S A THING. 280 00:09:16,658 --> 00:09:19,460 IT'S A--ALL RIGHT, GOOD... 281 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,662 - WOW. - ANSWER. 282 00:09:20,662 --> 00:09:21,703 GOOD AN--OKAY. 283 00:09:21,703 --> 00:09:22,794 GONNA GO CLEAN UP. 284 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:32,263 - OH, HEY, AT LEAST WE GOT NEW PENS, HUH? 285 00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:35,516 LEVIA FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. 286 00:09:35,516 --> 00:09:37,929 THANK YOU, SOMEONE WHOM I ASSUME 287 00:09:37,929 --> 00:09:40,351 WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS. 288 00:09:40,351 --> 00:09:42,644 [sighs] 289 00:09:42,644 --> 00:09:44,485 OH, HEY, MICAH, CAN YOU-- 290 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:46,648 - I DON'T MAKE COFFEE, AND THERE'S NO COFFEE. 291 00:09:46,648 --> 00:09:49,030 - RIGHT, PERFECT. - AH, THERE YOU ARE. 292 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,732 - OH, I WAS CHASING A LEAD ON THE FLETCHER CASE. 293 00:09:50,732 --> 00:09:52,573 I MADE COURT. - BARELY. 294 00:09:52,573 --> 00:09:55,326 I GOT JUDGE NELSON UP MY ASS BECAUSE OF ALL THE TRIALS 295 00:09:55,326 --> 00:09:57,368 YOU'RE SETTING, AND FOR WHY? 296 00:09:57,368 --> 00:09:59,831 - TO WIN. - TO WIN. 297 00:09:59,831 --> 00:10:02,583 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A GUY, A TRUE BELIEVER. 298 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,666 HE WENT HARD AFTER EVERY CASE. 299 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,709 YOU KNOW HOW HE ENDED UP? 300 00:10:07,709 --> 00:10:10,301 - I AM NOT GONNA END UP LIKE PHIL. 301 00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:11,843 - NOT PHIL. ALAN BUSHMEEL. 302 00:10:11,843 --> 00:10:13,094 HE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF. 303 00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:14,305 WENT RIGHT PAST THAT WINDOW. 304 00:10:14,305 --> 00:10:16,557 THE POINT IS, YOU CAN'T WIN EVERYTHING. 305 00:10:16,557 --> 00:10:18,850 IF YOU TRY, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR MIND 306 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,521 AND YOUR HEALTH. 307 00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:22,313 YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING? 308 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:23,474 - YOU BROUGHT THE PENS. 309 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:24,766 I GOT IT. I WON'T SAY A THING. 310 00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:27,148 - I CAN POUND NAILS WITH THIS THING. 311 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:30,191 I'M SAYING IF YOU WERE LESS OF A LAWYER, 312 00:10:30,191 --> 00:10:31,532 YOU COULD BE A GREAT LAWYER. 313 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,161 - YOU'RE WORKING LATE. 314 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:42,874 - WHAT? OH, NO, THIS IS NOTHING. 315 00:10:42,874 --> 00:10:44,956 MY LAST JOB, I SET A RECORD. 316 00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:47,128 168 HOURS IN A WEEK, 317 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:49,921 WHICH IS EXACTLY THE NUMBER OF HOURS IN A WEEK, 318 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:52,173 BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SAY, AN HOUR AT THIS JOB 319 00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:55,346 IS LIKE EIGHT HOURS AT MY LAST JOB. 320 00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:57,388 DO YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT BURNING OUT? 321 00:10:57,388 --> 00:11:00,101 - BURT GAVE YOU THE SPEECH. - YEAH. 322 00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:03,805 - I GOT THE SPEECH, BUT FOR ME, THIS IS A CALLING. 323 00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:06,397 I CAN'T JUST-- - NOT TRY TO WIN, I KNOW. 324 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,359 - EASIER SAID THAN DONE, I GET IT. 325 00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:10,361 THERE'S A LOT OF STRESS INVOLVED. 326 00:11:10,361 --> 00:11:12,113 MY WIFE, NOT HAPPY WITH THE JOB. 327 00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:15,526 AND THE SMOKING, DEALING WITH IT WITH GUM. 328 00:11:15,526 --> 00:11:17,158 - OH. 329 00:11:17,158 --> 00:11:18,119 - IT'S LED TO SOME STOMACH ISSUES. 330 00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,821 THAT'S WHAT THESE GUYS ARE FOR. 331 00:11:19,821 --> 00:11:25,126 BUT THE JOB IS ITS OWN REWARD, AND I-- 332 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,589 THANK YOU. 333 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:31,632 IT'S REALLY, REALLY GREAT TO HAVE A TRUE BELIEVER IN HERE. 334 00:11:31,632 --> 00:11:33,134 - YEAH. 335 00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:35,336 - THE BLOUSE MAKES IT WEIRD. 336 00:11:35,336 --> 00:11:38,049 - NO. 337 00:11:41,052 --> 00:11:42,473 WELL, WE MAY NEED TO COMPROMISE AROUND HERE, 338 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:44,225 BUT NOT ON COFFEE. 339 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,187 MY GIFT TO THE OFFICE. 340 00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:47,769 - WOW. 341 00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,060 - IS THERE A TRICK TO THIS THING? 342 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:51,192 ANYBODY KNOW THE TRICK TO THIS THING, OR... 343 00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:52,693 - YEAH, IT'S BUSTED. 344 00:11:52,693 --> 00:11:54,155 - GREAT. 345 00:11:54,155 --> 00:11:56,487 - I'M LOOKING FOR CARLOS CORDA. 346 00:11:56,487 --> 00:11:58,619 JUST WANT TO SAY THANKS FOR WHAT HE DID FOR MY DAD. 347 00:11:58,619 --> 00:12:00,201 - THAT IS SO SWEET. 348 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,282 YEAH, HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 349 00:12:01,282 --> 00:12:02,283 - THANKS. 350 00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:05,496 - OH, SEE, CARLOS GETS IT. 351 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,208 HE DOESN'T COMPROMISE ON ANYTHING. 352 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,170 - ARE YOU CARLOS CORDA? 353 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:11,252 - OH, YES. 354 00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,673 - YOU'VE BEEN SERVED. 355 00:12:12,673 --> 00:12:14,175 - SERIOUSLY? 356 00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:16,177 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE JUST HANDED IT TO ME. 357 00:12:16,177 --> 00:12:18,049 - I TAKE MY JOB SERIOUSLY. 358 00:12:18,049 --> 00:12:20,181 PROPS ARE ALL OUT-OF-POCKET. 359 00:12:20,181 --> 00:12:21,472 CAN I GET MY BALLOON BACK? 360 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:22,804 - YEAH, SURE. 361 00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:25,186 [air hissing] 362 00:12:25,186 --> 00:12:26,267 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 363 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:29,100 - DICK. 364 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:32,103 - SH--, MAN, SHE FILED? 365 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,105 - DIVORCE. - YEAH, I GOT THAT. 366 00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:35,897 I'M SO SORRY, CARLOS. 367 00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:37,488 - IT'S NOTHING. 368 00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:40,071 YOU KNOW ROSA. SHE LOVES DRAMATIC GESTURES. 369 00:12:40,071 --> 00:12:41,492 PHIL, REMEMBER? 370 00:12:41,492 --> 00:12:43,995 AT DINNER, THE WAITER, HE COMES OVER. 371 00:12:43,995 --> 00:12:46,207 HE SAID THE SOUP HAD NO DAIRY. TURNED OUT IT DID. 372 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,748 SHE THREATENED TO HAVE HIM ARRESTED. 373 00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:49,330 [both laugh] 374 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:51,292 - SHE DID. I DEFENDED THE GUY. 375 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,084 - YEAH, AND YOU GOT HIM OFF WITH A FINE. 376 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:55,126 SO IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. SO THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL. 377 00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,627 IT'S JUST NOT A BIG DEAL, SO... 378 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,342 [sighs] 379 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,477 AND I'M RESTED AND FINE. 380 00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:09,100 CHERYL, LET'S WIN SOME CASES. WHOO! 381 00:13:13,144 --> 00:13:13,895 [gavel pounding] 382 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:15,857 - PEOPLE VERSUS DEAN. 383 00:13:15,857 --> 00:13:18,569 I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S SOME BIZARRO UNIVERSE 384 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,571 IN WHICH WE MIGHT AVOID ANOTHER TRIAL? 385 00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:22,493 - HEY. 386 00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:25,496 DIDN'T WANT TO MISS THIS: BABY'S FIRST COMPROMISE. 387 00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:27,078 - WELL, UM... - [clearing throat] 388 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,793 - THE PEOPLE OFFERED A DEAL. 389 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:34,505 - AND? 390 00:13:34,505 --> 00:13:36,257 - OKAY, JUST A QUICK COUNTER. 391 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:38,259 - JESUS, SHOOT ME NOW. 392 00:13:38,259 --> 00:13:39,130 - GOD, NINA, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? 393 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,721 - WHAT PROBLEM? 394 00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:41,802 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORK. 395 00:13:41,802 --> 00:13:43,094 - THEN MAYBE YOUR DEFENSE 396 00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:45,596 SHOULD GET ANOTHER LAWYER WHO MIGHT ACTUALLY MAKE IT WORK. 397 00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:46,767 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 398 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,139 I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB. 399 00:13:48,139 --> 00:13:49,600 - SHE CAN'T LET ANYTHING GO, YOUR HONOR. 400 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,522 I'M SORRY. SO I NEED A-- I NEED A RECESS. 401 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:54,105 - THERE HE GOES, THE GUY WHO CAN LET EVERYTHING GO. 402 00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:56,527 - OKAY, THAT'S IT. MY CHAMBERS NOW. 403 00:13:56,527 --> 00:13:57,688 men: OOH! [laughter] 404 00:13:57,688 --> 00:13:59,860 - OH, SHUT UP. 405 00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:08,539 - THE TWO OF YOU ARE OFFICIALLY LOCKED IN THESE CHAMBERS 406 00:14:08,539 --> 00:14:10,371 UNTIL YOU SETTLE THESE CASES 407 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,664 AND UNCLOG THE GODDAMN COURT SYSTEM. 408 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:14,495 - NO, WAIT, CAN'T WE DO THIS... [door slams] 409 00:14:14,495 --> 00:14:16,047 OVER LUNCH... 410 00:14:16,047 --> 00:14:17,418 - CONGRATULATIONS, 411 00:14:17,418 --> 00:14:19,130 YOU JUST MADE US BOTH LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. 412 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,923 - OH, SURE, NO, YOU TAKE THE POWER CHAIR. 413 00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:23,674 - HOW IS THIS THE POWER CHAIR? 414 00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:24,675 - YOU'RE FRAMED BY THE BOOKCASE. 415 00:14:24,675 --> 00:14:25,846 IT'S BETTER LIGHTING, 416 00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:27,008 AND YOU'RE CLOSER TO THE ONLY FIRE EXIT. 417 00:14:27,008 --> 00:14:28,679 - I'M NOT GETTING A PORTRAIT. 418 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:30,011 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE THE SEAT. 419 00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:31,682 TAKE THE SEAT. - NO, I DON'T WANT IT. 420 00:14:31,682 --> 00:14:32,433 I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD OVER HERE. 421 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:33,604 I DON'T WANT IT. 422 00:14:33,604 --> 00:14:36,357 - OKAY. GOOD. 423 00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:38,019 - I WOULD PREFER TO STAND. I PREFER TO STAND. 424 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:40,651 I WANT TO BE BY THE PAPER CLIP HOLDER. 425 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,613 - OKAY, LET'S START. DEAN. 426 00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:45,026 - OH, CIRCUMSTANTIAL, NO DEAL. 427 00:14:45,026 --> 00:14:46,948 - OKAY, FERGUSON. - [scoffs] 428 00:14:46,948 --> 00:14:48,449 COME ON. 429 00:14:48,449 --> 00:14:49,951 - OKAY, FLETCHER. 430 00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:51,702 - OH, FLETCHER, THE KID WHO WAS CHARGED 431 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:52,663 WITH RIDING HIS BIKE WHILE BLACK? 432 00:14:52,663 --> 00:14:53,874 YEAH, IT'S FUNNY. 433 00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:54,956 I DIDN'T SEE THAT IN THE PENAL CODE. 434 00:14:54,956 --> 00:14:56,958 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE WRONG? 435 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,090 - GOD, LIKE YOU EVER ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG. 436 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:02,423 - UH...YEAH. - HMM? 437 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,425 - THAT TIME I CONVINCED YOU THAT RATTLESNAKE WAS DEAD. 438 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,546 - I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CASES, 439 00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:06,597 BUT, YEAH, YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME. 440 00:15:06,597 --> 00:15:08,679 YOU HAVE TO WIN EVERYTHING. 441 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:10,811 - I DO NOT HAVE TO WIN EVERYTHING. 442 00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:12,393 - NO? - NO. 443 00:15:12,393 --> 00:15:15,266 - NAME ONE THING. NAME ONE THING YOU DIDN'T WIN. 444 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:20,061 - OH, NO, I WON THAT. 445 00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:21,732 - IT WAS KIND OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION. 446 00:15:21,732 --> 00:15:22,483 - YEAH, NO, I GOT THAT. 447 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:23,985 - GOD. 448 00:15:26,327 --> 00:15:27,698 - OKAY, YOU WON SIDE OF THE BED. 449 00:15:27,698 --> 00:15:29,740 YOU WON SINK NEXT TO THE WINDOW. 450 00:15:29,740 --> 00:15:30,371 - NO, YOU SAID YOU WANTED THAT SINK 451 00:15:30,371 --> 00:15:31,832 BECAUSE THE HOT AND COLD WERE IN FRENCH. 452 00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:32,994 AND WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? 453 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:34,575 - YOU WON THE LAST TWO THANKSGIVINGS. 454 00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:35,997 - WE WENT TO YOUR PARENTS'. 455 00:15:35,997 --> 00:15:38,209 - EXACTLY, THAT WAS AWFUL FOR ME. 456 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:40,671 YOU WON RICK AND RAV NEAT. - I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THEM. 457 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:42,343 ALL THEY DO IS TALK ABOUTGAME OF THRONES. 458 00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:44,215 - YEAH, WELL, I WANT TO TALK ABOUTGAME OF THRONES. 459 00:15:44,215 --> 00:15:45,346 I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, BUT IT'S IN MY QUEUE. 460 00:15:45,346 --> 00:15:46,637 - SO WHAT NOW? 461 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:48,139 YOU WANT TO WIN THE BREAK-UP TOO? 462 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:49,970 IS THAT IT? - NO, NO, NO, YOU WON THAT. 463 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,592 YOU WON THAT, SO THERE'S SOMETHING. 464 00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:52,593 THERE'S A THING. 465 00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:54,595 GOD, I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING. 466 00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:56,767 EVERYTHING, AND THAT STILL JUST WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU. 467 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,599 SEE, THAT IS THE PROBLEM, TRENT. 468 00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:00,481 - NINA, DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU 469 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:03,944 THAT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, 470 00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:05,366 YOU WERE TOO MUCH? 471 00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,528 - [scoffs] 472 00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:08,909 THAT'S NOT A-- THAT'S NOT A THING. 473 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:10,371 HOW IS THAT A THING? THAT'S NOT A THING. 474 00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,033 - OH, IT'S A THING. - IT'S NOT A THING. 475 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,454 [door opens] 476 00:16:13,454 --> 00:16:16,377 - OKAY, HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT? 477 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:18,169 both: ALL OF THEM. 478 00:16:18,169 --> 00:16:21,001 - ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. 479 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:25,126 I'M GONNA DO MY INTERMINABLE SEVEN-MINUTE WORKOUT. 480 00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:29,430 THEN I'M GOING TO EAT MY ENTIRELY DISGUSTING KALE SALAD, 481 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:31,132 AND AT THAT POINT, YOU TWO BETTER HAVE MADE SOME DEALS 482 00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:34,265 ON THESE CASES, OR I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH MURDERED. 483 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:37,438 AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THE PEOPLE TO CALL. 484 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,440 - YEP. 485 00:16:43,944 --> 00:16:45,906 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE? 486 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:49,530 - AM I--AM I OBSESSIVE? 487 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,072 AM I--AM I TOO MUCH? 488 00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:54,575 - HA HA. THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION. 489 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,867 OH, YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER THAT. 490 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:58,539 OKAY, BEFORE I ANSWER THAT, 491 00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,502 WHY DON'T YOU CHECK YOUR EMAIL? 492 00:17:01,502 --> 00:17:03,124 - WHAT IS THIS? 493 00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:04,505 - IT'S THE SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM THE A.T.M. 494 00:17:04,505 --> 00:17:06,087 ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOUR TAGGING. 495 00:17:06,087 --> 00:17:07,588 SEE, IF YOU KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE, 496 00:17:07,588 --> 00:17:08,839 YOU CALL THE PEOPLE AT THE BANK. 497 00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:09,760 THEY'LL GET YOU THE FILE. 498 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,432 IT SAVES A LOT OF LEG WORK. 499 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,803 - WAIT A MINUTE, SO YOU JUST... 500 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:14,175 - YEAH, I--EXCUSE ME. 501 00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:16,267 HELLO? 502 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,729 YEAH, I WAS JUST TELLING HER I PHONED IT IN. 503 00:17:18,729 --> 00:17:19,730 OKAY, BYE-BYE. 504 00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,682 - ALL RIGHT. 505 00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:24,895 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S NOT MY GUY! HE'S WHITE! 506 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:26,817 I'M GONNA CRUSH TRENT. I WAS RIGHT. 507 00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:29,740 - YEAH, AND THERE IT IS. 508 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,112 YOU WERE WRONG. - NO. 509 00:17:31,112 --> 00:17:33,194 - THERE GOES FLETCHER, STEALING THAT BIKE. 510 00:17:33,194 --> 00:17:35,576 HAPPENS A LOT AROUND HERE. 511 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,997 EH, YOU LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT. 512 00:17:46,877 --> 00:17:48,549 - SO I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 513 00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,171 ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP, 514 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:53,714 AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT THAT PERSON ANYMORE, 515 00:17:53,714 --> 00:17:57,268 AND WITH THAT IN MIND, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DEAL. 516 00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:58,849 JUST--YOU KNOW WHAT? 517 00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:01,642 I'M GONNA GRAB ANY ONE OF THESE FILES AT RANDOM, 518 00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:03,144 AND WHAT'S, LIKE-- WHAT'S RIGHT HERE? 519 00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:04,775 I DON'T KNOW. 520 00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:07,568 IT'S FLETCHER, SO, OKAY, FLETCHER. 521 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:10,361 I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL ON FLETCHER, 522 00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,733 'CAUSE I AM LEARNING TO COMPROMISE. 523 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,615 - REALLY? - YEAH. 524 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,237 - WOW, NINA. 525 00:18:16,237 --> 00:18:17,198 - YEAH. 526 00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:19,240 - I'M ACTUALLY REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 527 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,581 - THANK YOU. 528 00:18:20,581 --> 00:18:22,583 YEAH, SEE, I CAN BE-- I CAN BE REASONABLE. 529 00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:25,336 I MEAN, YOU NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO SEE THAT PERSON, 530 00:18:25,336 --> 00:18:28,879 BUT I'M GLAD THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER. 531 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,011 - ME TOO. 532 00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:32,513 - YEAH. 533 00:18:32,513 --> 00:18:36,177 WOW, GOD, YOU D.A.s HAVE NICE PENS. 534 00:18:36,177 --> 00:18:37,178 - I KNOW, RIGHT? $100. 535 00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:39,390 - THAT IS SO STUPID. 536 00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:40,851 YOU KNOW WHAT? 537 00:18:40,851 --> 00:18:42,393 BEFORE I SIGN ANYTHING, I'M GONNA NEED 538 00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:45,936 JUST A COUPLE MORE LITTLE THINGS, JUST-- 539 00:18:45,936 --> 00:18:48,319 NOTHING CRAZY. NOTHING CRAZY. 540 00:18:50,271 --> 00:18:53,153 - SO, MR. PROSECUTOR, YOU GOOD WITH MR. CORDA'S REQUEST 541 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,615 FOR MISDEMEANOR POSSESSION, THE FINE, 542 00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:56,327 AND ONE MANDATORY DRUG SEMINAR? 543 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,909 - YES, SIR. - YOU GOOD, MR. CORDA? 544 00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:00,241 - YES, YOUR HONOR, WE'LL TAKE IT. 545 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:03,334 - YOU GOOD, MR. GURANGO? 546 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:05,206 ANY MORE PUFF, PUFF, PASS? 547 00:19:05,206 --> 00:19:06,417 - OH, YES, YOUR HONOR. 548 00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:07,248 - HMM? - OH, NO. 549 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,129 OH, I MEANT NO. NO, YOUR HONOR. 550 00:19:09,129 --> 00:19:11,292 - YOU'RE NOT HIGH RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU? 551 00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:12,253 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. 552 00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:15,216 - OKAY, YEAH, VERY HIGH. 553 00:19:18,178 --> 00:19:20,431 WAIT, DID YOU SAY I DO HAVE TO ANSWER THAT 554 00:19:20,431 --> 00:19:22,353 OR I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT? 555 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:24,435 - LET'S CLOSE OUR MOUTH. LET'S CLOSE THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW. 556 00:19:24,435 --> 00:19:25,806 PUBLIC INTOXICATION? 557 00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:27,308 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 558 00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:29,940 I AM LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE TRYING TO HELP YOU, 559 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,272 AND YOU KEEP SCREWING EVERYTHING UP. 560 00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:33,364 JESUS CHRIST, WHAT IS THE GODDAMN POINT? 561 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:39,079 - ARE YOU OKAY? 562 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:40,371 - YEAH, I'M FINE. I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 563 00:19:40,371 --> 00:19:42,453 THANK YOU. 564 00:19:42,453 --> 00:19:44,285 - OH, I THINK THAT ONE'S GOING UP. 565 00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,586 - NINA, I AM SORRY, BUT I GIVE UP, 566 00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:47,708 AND I AM GOING TO THE ROOF. 567 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,171 - OH, GOD, ALAN BUSHMEEL. 568 00:19:51,171 --> 00:19:52,833 OH... 569 00:19:55,506 --> 00:19:58,929 CARLOS, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 570 00:19:58,929 --> 00:20:00,721 YOU JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. 571 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,343 - LIVE FOR? 572 00:20:02,343 --> 00:20:05,266 I CAME UP HERE TO SNEAK A CIGARETTE. 573 00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,227 WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA JUMP? 574 00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:09,270 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, AFTER THE DAY YOU HAD. 575 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:12,943 - TODAY WAS NOTHING. GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 576 00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:15,946 THIS IS JUST THE WAY IT IS. 577 00:20:15,946 --> 00:20:20,030 - YOU MEAN THIS IS AVERAGE? 578 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,362 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 579 00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:23,364 SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, ET CETERA, ET CETERA. 580 00:20:23,364 --> 00:20:26,747 - DID YOU JUST SAY, "ET CETERA, ET CETERA"? 581 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,329 - YOU'RE STILL HERE, AREN'T YOU? 582 00:20:33,043 --> 00:20:36,337 - HEY, FINALLY POPPED YOUR PLEA DEAL CHERRY? 583 00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:37,338 PROUD OF YOU, KID. 584 00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:42,343 - HEY, THERE'S A BIG SQUARE THING HERE FOR YOU, 585 00:20:42,343 --> 00:20:47,438 AND IT'S HOLDING A BOX. 586 00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:50,601 - AH, LEGALLY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE HERE. 587 00:20:50,601 --> 00:20:54,315 - TOO BAD, LOOKS GREAT IN HERE. 588 00:20:54,315 --> 00:20:56,737 DEAL'S A DEAL. 589 00:20:56,737 --> 00:21:00,901 SEE YOU LATER. 590 00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:05,115 - HEY, I MAY HAVE CUT A DEAL, BUT I TOTALLY WON THAT DEAL. 591 00:21:05,115 --> 00:21:09,790 COMPLIMENTS OF THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 592 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,002 - OH, MY GOD! 593 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:16,717 [excited chatter] 594 00:21:16,717 --> 00:21:19,840 - WOW. 595 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:23,133 OH, HI. 596 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:24,765 - THEY HAVE SO LITTLE. 597 00:21:24,765 --> 00:21:26,477 - OH.