1 00:00:02,274 --> 00:00:05,067 - [sighs] 2 00:00:05,067 --> 00:00:06,528 - UGH. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 3 00:00:06,528 --> 00:00:07,909 DID YOU LOSE A BET? 4 00:00:07,909 --> 00:00:09,281 - NOT EVERYONE HAS A GAMBLING PROBLEM 5 00:00:09,281 --> 00:00:10,912 LIKE YOU, PHIL. - WANT TO BET? 6 00:00:10,912 --> 00:00:12,284 - OKAY, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 7 00:00:12,284 --> 00:00:13,705 THIS IS MY ONCE-A-MONTH SAENGSEON HOE 8 00:00:13,705 --> 00:00:14,706 FROM HAN GOYA'S. 9 00:00:14,706 --> 00:00:17,119 IT'S A KOREAN FISH DELICACY, 10 00:00:17,119 --> 00:00:18,210 AND IT COSTS AN ARM AND A LEG. 11 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,542 - SO LONG AS YOU DIDN'T PAY ACTUAL MONEY FOR IT. 12 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,164 - WHY IS THAT A SMELL? 13 00:00:22,164 --> 00:00:23,505 DID YOU FIND THAT IN THE MORGUE? 14 00:00:23,505 --> 00:00:24,926 - OKAY. 15 00:00:24,926 --> 00:00:26,168 - HEY, WE'RE STILL ON TO WATCH HOOPS 16 00:00:26,168 --> 00:00:28,090 LATER THIS AFTERNOON, RIGHT? - YOU KNOW IT. 17 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:29,881 - CARLOS WINS OUR BRACKET EVERY YEAR. 18 00:00:29,881 --> 00:00:31,263 DON'T ASK ME HOW. 19 00:00:31,263 --> 00:00:33,725 IT'D BE LIKE YOU WINNING AN EMPATHY CONTEST. 20 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:36,268 - OR YOU DATING SOMEONE THAT WASN'T A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT. 21 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:37,889 - HA. YOU KNOW, YOU COULD BE FUNNY. 22 00:00:37,889 --> 00:00:39,941 - OKAY. - PEOPLE V. DANFIELD. 23 00:00:39,941 --> 00:00:43,945 - OOH, DIAMOND DANFIELD, HUH? 24 00:00:43,945 --> 00:00:46,188 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. WORD OF ADVICE, TAKE THE DEAL. 25 00:00:46,188 --> 00:00:47,529 THE GUY'S IN AND OUT OF HERE ALL DAY. 26 00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:49,151 - OH, I CAN SEE YOU REPPED HIM ONCE. 27 00:00:49,151 --> 00:00:50,902 THAT'S--THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE'S BACK. 28 00:00:50,902 --> 00:00:52,194 - THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH WE CAN DO. 29 00:00:52,194 --> 00:00:53,615 - YEAH, SO MUCH YOU COULD DO. 30 00:00:53,615 --> 00:00:55,617 I CAN GET HIM A BETTER DEAL. - OOH, OKAY. 31 00:00:55,617 --> 00:00:57,369 FANCY GIRL GETTING A LITTLE COCKY. 32 00:00:57,369 --> 00:01:00,752 CARE TO MAKE IT INTERESTING? - SURE, WHY NOT? 33 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,334 - I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T GAMBLE. - IT'S NOT GAMBLING 34 00:01:02,334 --> 00:01:04,706 IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA WIN. - OOH, OKAY. 35 00:01:04,706 --> 00:01:06,128 $10? - FINE. 36 00:01:06,128 --> 00:01:07,169 - ALL RIGHT. 37 00:01:07,169 --> 00:01:08,710 - I CAN'T WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS. 38 00:01:08,710 --> 00:01:09,711 - WAIT. WHY? WHAT? 39 00:01:09,711 --> 00:01:11,213 [applause] 40 00:01:11,213 --> 00:01:12,554 - I THINK I LOVE HER. 41 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:13,635 [groovy rock music] 42 00:01:13,635 --> 00:01:15,217 - ♪ HEY NOW 43 00:01:17,519 --> 00:01:19,311 ♪ HEY NOW 44 00:01:20,682 --> 00:01:22,644 - THANKS AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 45 00:01:22,644 --> 00:01:24,065 SEE YOU AGAIN SOON. 46 00:01:24,065 --> 00:01:25,437 - NO, I HOPE NOT, DIAMOND. 47 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:26,648 - OH, RIGHT! 48 00:01:26,648 --> 00:01:28,230 [laughter] 49 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:31,233 TAKE CARE. - OKAY. 50 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:34,656 OH, HEY. I TOTALLY WHITLEYED THAT D.A. IN THERE. 51 00:01:34,656 --> 00:01:36,328 - "WHITLEYED"? - YEAH. 52 00:01:36,328 --> 00:01:37,659 THINK I'M PUTTING THAT ON A T-SHIRT. 53 00:01:37,659 --> 00:01:39,241 PUT YOU DOWN FOR A SMALL? - ALL RIGHT. 54 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,662 THAT'S A BET. 55 00:01:40,662 --> 00:01:42,334 - I GOT THAT GUY A GREAT DEAL. 56 00:01:42,334 --> 00:01:44,045 I MEAN, SHORT PAROLE, AS LONG AS HE PROVES THAT 57 00:01:44,045 --> 00:01:46,007 HE'S LOOKING FOR A JOB AND TAKES ANGER MANAGEMENT. 58 00:01:46,007 --> 00:01:47,749 AND BOOM... - "BOOM," WHAT? 59 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,050 - BOOM, WE WON'T BE SEEING HIM AGAIN. 60 00:01:49,050 --> 00:01:49,881 I DID WHAT YOU COULDN'T. 61 00:01:49,881 --> 00:01:52,053 - [laughs] SO YOU SAVED THIS POOR WRETCH 62 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:54,176 WITH YOUR SUPERIOR LAWYERING, IS THAT IT? 63 00:01:54,176 --> 00:01:56,178 - YEAH. 64 00:01:56,178 --> 00:01:57,809 - HE'LL BE BACK BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 65 00:01:57,809 --> 00:01:59,971 - THAT SOUNDS VERY MUCH LIKE A BET. 66 00:01:59,971 --> 00:02:02,184 - DOUBLE OR NOTHING? - YEAH. 67 00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:04,186 BOOM. 68 00:02:04,186 --> 00:02:06,027 - ANOTHER HARD-FOUGHT DAY. - YEAH. 69 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:08,029 AND OUR WELL-DESERVED REWARD: SOME COLLEGE BASKETBALL 70 00:02:08,029 --> 00:02:10,192 AND YOUR MYSTERIOUS GAMBLING INSIGHT. 71 00:02:10,192 --> 00:02:11,823 - WELL, IT'S NOT THAT MYSTERIOUS. 72 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:12,694 - HEY, UH, LISTEN UP, FOLKS. 73 00:02:12,694 --> 00:02:14,986 INTERNET IS SPOTTY AT BEST, SO JUST PLEASE STAY AWAY 74 00:02:14,986 --> 00:02:16,578 FROM WIRES, AND DON'T GO ONLINE 75 00:02:16,578 --> 00:02:18,620 FOR THE NEXT HOUR, HOUR AND 20. 76 00:02:18,620 --> 00:02:21,042 GREAT. LARRY, THAT GOES FOR THE PHONE TOO, HUH? 77 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:22,624 - OKAY, WELL, KEEP IT ELEVATED, MOM. 78 00:02:22,624 --> 00:02:23,785 - [yelling] LARRY, I TOLD YOU-- 79 00:02:23,785 --> 00:02:25,247 - IT'S A PUBLIC PARK. 80 00:02:25,247 --> 00:02:26,458 I'M SURE SOMEONE WILL COME BY SOON. 81 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,289 - LARRY! 82 00:02:27,289 --> 00:02:29,130 - HOW FAR OFF THE TRAIL DID YOU ROLL? 83 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,292 - [yelling indistinctly] 84 00:02:30,292 --> 00:02:32,003 - STAY STRONG. 85 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:33,795 - PERFECT. 86 00:02:33,795 --> 00:02:34,926 [keys clacking] 87 00:02:34,926 --> 00:02:37,219 WHO'S TYPING? WHO'S TYP-- WHAT IS THAT? OH, COME ON. 88 00:02:37,219 --> 00:02:39,060 HEY, THE SIGNAL! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 89 00:02:39,060 --> 00:02:40,642 - I'M DOWNLOADING YOUR CASE FILES. 90 00:02:40,642 --> 00:02:42,063 - WELL, DO IT IN ANOTHER BUILDING. 91 00:02:42,063 --> 00:02:43,104 WORK TIME'S OVER. IT'S CASUAL TIME. 92 00:02:43,104 --> 00:02:44,306 - CASUAL TIME. - RIGHT. 93 00:02:44,306 --> 00:02:46,268 BECAUSE YOU WERE SO GREAT IN COURT TODAY. 94 00:02:46,268 --> 00:02:48,480 - I BEG YOUR PARDON. 95 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,482 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY? 96 00:02:50,482 --> 00:02:52,904 - ARGUED FOR CONTINUANCE BASED ON CHANGES IN TESTIMONY, 97 00:02:52,904 --> 00:02:55,237 CITED PEOPLE VS. HAWTHORNE IN THE SAXON CASE, 98 00:02:55,237 --> 00:02:59,030 GOT MASON O.R. DUE TO HIS EXTENSIVE COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT. 99 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:00,952 DO YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE? - YOU--YOU KNOW WHAT? 100 00:03:00,952 --> 00:03:02,624 WHEN YOU'RE IN COURT AND THOSE LIGHTS ARE-- 101 00:03:02,624 --> 00:03:05,327 AND EVERYONE'S LOOKING, AND IT'S--IT'S DIFFERENT, OKAY? 102 00:03:05,327 --> 00:03:06,708 - IF YOU SAY SO. 103 00:03:09,251 --> 00:03:10,832 - HEY, COME ON. IGNORE HER. 104 00:03:10,832 --> 00:03:12,093 SHE'S AN INTERN. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW? 105 00:03:12,093 --> 00:03:15,297 - SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH HER A LESSON, BECAUSE... 106 00:03:16,928 --> 00:03:18,300 - YOU KNOW, WE COULD. 107 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:20,262 WE COULD HAVE HER PREPARE THAT DUI CASE. 108 00:03:20,262 --> 00:03:21,723 - OH, DUIs ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 109 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:22,934 SHE'LL FAIL FOR SURE. 110 00:03:22,934 --> 00:03:24,726 - EXACTLY, YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 111 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,268 - MAYBE THIS RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT CASE 112 00:03:26,268 --> 00:03:28,109 WILL HAVE A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL. 113 00:03:28,109 --> 00:03:30,312 WELL, EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT WERE RECKLESSLY ENDANGERED. 114 00:03:41,122 --> 00:03:43,124 - OH, HEY, DIAMOND-- [yells] 115 00:03:43,124 --> 00:03:45,126 JUST DON'T--DON'T-- DON'T GET MY FACE. 116 00:03:45,126 --> 00:03:48,169 JUST, NOT IN THE FACE. FACE IS OFF-LIMITS. 117 00:03:48,169 --> 00:03:51,132 - I'M ROBBING YOU, NOT KILLING YOU. GET UP. 118 00:03:51,132 --> 00:03:53,545 - [stammering] YOU THANK-- YOU THANKED ME EARLIER. 119 00:03:53,545 --> 00:03:55,717 WHAT--WHY? - YEAH, I WAS BEING COURTEOUS. 120 00:03:55,717 --> 00:03:57,299 NOW I'M MUGGING YOU. 121 00:03:57,299 --> 00:03:58,380 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I GOT YOU A GREAT DEAL. 122 00:03:58,380 --> 00:04:00,221 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PROVE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB 123 00:04:00,221 --> 00:04:01,593 AND TAKE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES. 124 00:04:01,593 --> 00:04:03,805 - YEAH, AND THOSE CLASSES COST MONEY. THANK YOU. 125 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:06,227 - SO YOU COMMIT ANOTHER CRIME? 126 00:04:06,227 --> 00:04:08,149 AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU'RE STUCK IN THE SYSTEM? 127 00:04:08,149 --> 00:04:10,562 - I'M STUCK IN THE SYSTEM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY. 128 00:04:10,562 --> 00:04:13,154 NOW--NOW HAND OVER THE PURSE. 129 00:04:13,154 --> 00:04:14,986 - IS THAT A FAKE-- IT'S A FAKE GUN. 130 00:04:14,986 --> 00:04:16,197 THAT'S A FAKE GUN. 131 00:04:16,197 --> 00:04:17,609 - GUNS COST MONEY. 132 00:04:17,609 --> 00:04:20,031 I--I TOOK THIS FROM, LIKE, A LOCAL THEATER. 133 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:21,403 - OH, MY GOD. HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? 134 00:04:21,403 --> 00:04:23,325 - POORLY. YOU KNOW, A GOOD BED... 135 00:04:23,325 --> 00:04:24,746 both: COSTS MONEY. 136 00:04:24,746 --> 00:04:26,708 - LOOK, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME THE PURSE, ALL RIGHT? 137 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:27,959 SO I CAN TAKE THE STUPID CLASS. 138 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:29,961 - I CAN'T LEGALLY GIVE A CLIENT MONEY. 139 00:04:29,961 --> 00:04:31,833 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ROB ME. 140 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,626 JUST DO IT GENTLY, OKAY? 141 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:36,968 - OKAY, UM... - GO AHEAD. 142 00:04:36,968 --> 00:04:38,970 - I'M THE ROBBER. THIS IS A ROBBERY. 143 00:04:38,970 --> 00:04:41,182 YOU'RE THE VICTIM. 144 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:43,515 - I'M SO GLAD I KNOW MY CHARACTER. 145 00:04:43,515 --> 00:04:44,516 - YEAH. OKAY. OH, LOOK. 146 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:46,768 20, 40-- OKAY, COOL. 147 00:04:46,768 --> 00:04:48,930 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S THIS? 148 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:49,771 - YOU DO NOT TAKE THAT. 149 00:04:49,771 --> 00:04:51,523 THEY-- THEY DISCONTINUED THAT COLOR. 150 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:54,065 - "CHEESECAKE VACATION"? - IT'S... 151 00:04:54,065 --> 00:04:56,067 - HELLO! OW! 152 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:57,989 - YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST TAKE THE MONEY. 153 00:04:57,989 --> 00:04:59,531 I'M GONNA CALL YOU TOMORROW AND MAKE SURE THAT 154 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:00,742 YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A JOB 155 00:05:00,742 --> 00:05:02,364 AND THAT YOU REGISTERED FOR CLASSES, OKAY? 156 00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:05,076 - YOU KNOW THESE EXPIRED A YEAR AGO. 157 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:06,287 - OH... 158 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,291 MICAH? 159 00:05:11,623 --> 00:05:13,625 MICAH? 160 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,670 MICAH, YOU ARE IN THE CLOSET. 161 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:21,633 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - NOTHING. 162 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:23,304 UM, I NEED YOU TO CALL DIAMOND DANFIELD 163 00:05:23,304 --> 00:05:25,467 TO MAKE SURE THAT HE REGISTERED FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT. 164 00:05:25,467 --> 00:05:27,268 - YEAH, NO. 165 00:05:27,268 --> 00:05:28,680 ACTUALLY, PHIL AND CARLOS 166 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,812 HAVE ME DOING SOME ACTUAL CASEWORK, 167 00:05:30,812 --> 00:05:33,024 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN PHONE CALLS. 168 00:05:33,024 --> 00:05:36,568 - WELL, PSSH, YOU EVER COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET, OR... 169 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:41,983 YOU'RE LITERALLY IN A CLOSET. 170 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:45,827 GREAT. 171 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:47,038 HOW DO YOU A FIND A GUY 172 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:47,829 WHOSE PHONE HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED? 173 00:05:47,829 --> 00:05:50,081 - OH, THAT'S SIMPLE. GET A MAP OF LOS ANGELES. 174 00:05:50,081 --> 00:05:51,833 GO EVERYWHERE. - NOT HELPFUL. 175 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,084 I WAS CALLING DIAMOND 176 00:05:53,084 --> 00:05:55,046 TO MAKE SURE HE REGISTERED FOR HIS CLASS. 177 00:05:55,046 --> 00:05:56,047 - I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA END UP 178 00:05:56,047 --> 00:05:57,839 BACK IN THE SYSTEM ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 179 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,422 JUST ADMIT I'M RIGHT, HUH? 180 00:06:00,422 --> 00:06:02,213 - I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM. 181 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:05,216 [police siren wailing] 182 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:08,219 [muffled shouting] 183 00:06:10,351 --> 00:06:12,434 DIAMOND, OPEN UP. - WHO IS IT? 184 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:15,727 - IT'S NINA. - NINA WHO? 185 00:06:15,727 --> 00:06:17,609 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU MUGGED ME YESTERDAY. 186 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:19,691 - YOU GOT TO BE MORE SPECIFIC THAN THAT. 187 00:06:19,691 --> 00:06:22,283 - OKAY, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO YOUR LAWYER, 188 00:06:22,283 --> 00:06:25,026 AND I'M YOUR LAWYER, NINA WHITLEY. 189 00:06:25,026 --> 00:06:27,829 - NINA! WHAT'S UP, BABY? 190 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:29,160 COME ON. [chuckles] 191 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,122 - SO YOUR PHONE'S DISCONNECTED. 192 00:06:31,122 --> 00:06:33,294 - OH, THAT'S NOT MY PHONE. THAT'S ED'S. 193 00:06:33,294 --> 00:06:34,456 UH, I'M JUST HERE CRASHING. THAT'S IT. 194 00:06:34,456 --> 00:06:35,957 - OH, SURE, SURE, CRASHING. - YEAH. 195 00:06:35,957 --> 00:06:38,630 - WELL, YOU WERE, UH, SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR A JOB TODAY. 196 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:40,171 REMEMBER THAT PLAN? WHAT HAPPENED THERE? 197 00:06:40,171 --> 00:06:42,043 - OH, YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOT NO CAR 198 00:06:42,043 --> 00:06:43,505 TO GO TO NO JOB INTERVIEWS. 199 00:06:43,505 --> 00:06:45,717 I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO EVEN LOOK FOR A JOB. 200 00:06:45,717 --> 00:06:47,308 AND I AIN'T GOT NO SHIRT TO WEAR. 201 00:06:47,308 --> 00:06:50,141 - NOPE. NO, NO, NO. 202 00:06:50,141 --> 00:06:51,392 WE--WE ARE GONNA GET YOU A SHIRT. 203 00:06:51,392 --> 00:06:52,474 [exhales] 204 00:06:52,474 --> 00:06:53,515 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A SHIRT, 205 00:06:53,515 --> 00:06:55,106 AND WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A JOB. 206 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:57,479 PANTS--PANTS FIRST. PANTS FIR--UH, PANTS FIRST. 207 00:06:57,479 --> 00:06:59,110 COME ON. - NOW, NOW, I-- 208 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:00,902 I WASN'T TRYING TO GUILT-TRIP YOU OR NOTHING LIKE THAT. 209 00:07:00,902 --> 00:07:02,193 - NO, NO. I DIDN'T TAKE IT THAT WAY. 210 00:07:02,193 --> 00:07:05,196 SHIRT, PANTS, JOB. 211 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:06,988 WE ARE GOING TO FIX THIS. 212 00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:18,169 - HEY, LARRY, OUR OFFICE LENDS OUT SHIRTS FOR COURT, RIGHT? 213 00:07:18,169 --> 00:07:21,212 LIKE, DECENT, CONSERVATIVE, FOR COURT APPEARANCES AND STUFF? 214 00:07:21,212 --> 00:07:22,884 - ACTUALLY, WE DO, 215 00:07:22,884 --> 00:07:24,926 AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO'S IN CHARGE OF-- 216 00:07:24,926 --> 00:07:25,967 - GREAT. WE'LL TAKE ONE FOR HIM. 217 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,349 - I ONLY WEAR VARVATOS FROM HEAD TO TIZZOE. 218 00:07:28,349 --> 00:07:30,512 ALL RIGHT, PLAYER? - I'M THE EXACT SAME WAY. 219 00:07:30,512 --> 00:07:33,685 - YOU BARELY HAVE PANTS. WE'LL TAKE WHATEVER FITS. 220 00:07:33,685 --> 00:07:35,226 - LIKE, SOMETHING IN, LIKE, A POLO 221 00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:37,188 BUT, LIKE, WITH A NICE POINTY COLLAR. 222 00:07:37,188 --> 00:07:38,770 SOMETHING SEXY, COOL. 223 00:07:38,770 --> 00:07:40,982 - WE DO HAVE ONE. IT'S GREEN. 224 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,233 - UH, THAT AIN'T MY PALETTE, PLAYER. 225 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:43,404 - LITERALLY ANY SHIRT. 226 00:07:43,404 --> 00:07:44,405 - NOW, YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD 227 00:07:44,405 --> 00:07:46,568 IN, LIKE, AN OFF-WHITE OXFORD. 228 00:07:46,568 --> 00:07:48,319 IT'S KIND OF LIKE A CREAM, SAND COLOR. 229 00:07:48,319 --> 00:07:49,701 - LADIES AIN'T FEELING THAT. 230 00:07:49,701 --> 00:07:51,162 - GREAT. WE'LL TAKE IT. 231 00:07:51,162 --> 00:07:52,614 - AND WHAT COURT WILL YOU BE APPEARING AT? 232 00:07:52,614 --> 00:07:54,115 - UH, NO. IT'S FOR A JOB INTERVIEW. 233 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:58,379 - UH, WE ONLY LEND OUT SHIRTS FOR COURT APPEARANCES. 234 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,542 - GIVE ME THE SHIRT BEFORE I BURY YOU IN THE DESERT. 235 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:03,755 - I'LL PUT COURT FOUR. 236 00:08:03,755 --> 00:08:05,547 - FAVORITE COURT. THANK YOU. THAT'S GREAT. 237 00:08:07,549 --> 00:08:09,130 - YEAH. NO, I MAILED THAT CHECK. 238 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:12,183 I KNOW. WELL, I OWE YOU--YEAH, OKAY. 239 00:08:12,183 --> 00:08:14,265 I GOT TO GO. CARLOS? 240 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:15,136 [clears throat] 241 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:17,138 MICAH, HOW'S THE NEWCOMB CASE COMING? 242 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:18,439 - DUIs ARE TOUGH, HUH? 243 00:08:18,439 --> 00:08:20,441 - YEAH, BUT I FOUND A DEFENSE. 244 00:08:20,441 --> 00:08:23,064 SEE, THE CLIENT WAS NOT TESTED UNTIL HE GOT TO THE STATION. 245 00:08:23,064 --> 00:08:25,276 WE COULD ARGUE HE WAS BELOW 0.08 WHEN PULLED OVER 246 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:27,028 AND NOT OVER THE LIMIT UNTIL LATER. 247 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,240 THERE'S PRECEDENT. IT'S CALLED A RISING DEFENSE. 248 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,072 I'M SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT. 249 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:34,075 ACTUALLY, I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT. 250 00:08:34,075 --> 00:08:36,457 - KAY, THAT'S REALLY GOOD. - YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 251 00:08:36,457 --> 00:08:38,790 - DO YOU EVER SMILE? LAUGH? 252 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:41,292 - ONLY WHEN I'M NERVOUS, AND I NEVER GET NERVOUS. 253 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:43,504 - REALLY? NOT EVEN WHEN, LIKE--BOO! 254 00:08:43,504 --> 00:08:46,507 - THAT'S JUST SAD. 255 00:08:46,507 --> 00:08:48,089 - KAY, SO MUCH FOR TEACHING HER A LESSON. 256 00:08:48,089 --> 00:08:49,300 SHE'S A GENIUS. 257 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,432 - YEAH, WE SHOULD GIVE HER ALL OUR CASES. 258 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:53,174 WE SHOULD GIVE HER ALL OUR CASES. 259 00:08:53,174 --> 00:08:55,016 - THAT'LL ONLY BOOST HER EGO. 260 00:08:55,016 --> 00:08:56,978 - NO, THAT'LL GIVE US MORE TIME TO-- 261 00:08:56,978 --> 00:08:59,180 - WATCH MORE BASKETBALL. 262 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:02,103 WE'RE THE GENIUSES. YES. 263 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,108 - WHAT KIND OF NAME IS HAN GOYA? 264 00:09:07,108 --> 00:09:08,650 - YOUR NAME'S DIAMOND. 265 00:09:08,650 --> 00:09:11,452 - BECAUSE NO ONE CUTS DIAMOND BUT DIAMOND. 266 00:09:11,452 --> 00:09:12,533 - OKAY, THAT MAKES SENSE. 267 00:09:12,533 --> 00:09:14,455 - NINA, THE USUAL? 268 00:09:14,455 --> 00:09:15,536 - OH, NO, NOT TODAY, HAN. 269 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:17,659 I WAS ACTUALLY WONDERING, ARE YOU STILL HIRING? 270 00:09:17,659 --> 00:09:19,290 BECAUSE MY FRIEND HERE IS LOOKING FOR A JOB. 271 00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:22,253 - ACTUALLY, WE DO NEED ANOTHER HELPER IN THE BACK. 272 00:09:22,253 --> 00:09:24,255 COME WITH ME. - OKAY. 273 00:09:24,255 --> 00:09:29,671 - SO WHAT WE NEED IS SOME HELP IN OUR FISH PREP AREA. 274 00:09:29,671 --> 00:09:32,093 HEADS GO HERE. GUTS GO THERE. 275 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,095 SPINES GO-- - HELL, NO. 276 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,426 I'M NOT DOING THIS. 277 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:37,268 LOOK, WE JUST NEED A SIGNATURE SAYING THAT 278 00:09:37,268 --> 00:09:38,269 I LOOKED FOR THE JOB. 279 00:09:38,269 --> 00:09:41,272 LET'S GET THAT AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 280 00:09:41,272 --> 00:09:43,645 - OKAY, COULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE SECOND? 281 00:09:43,645 --> 00:09:46,277 QUICK SECOND? OKAY, LOOK. 282 00:09:46,277 --> 00:09:47,278 YOU WERE RIGHT THIS MORNING 283 00:09:47,278 --> 00:09:48,529 WHEN YOU SAID THAT I COULD DO MORE. 284 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:49,821 - AGAIN, I WASN'T GUILTING YOU. 285 00:09:49,821 --> 00:09:51,282 - ALL RIGHT, BUT I DID DO MORE. 286 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:52,113 I GOT YOU THAT SHIRT, 287 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,284 AND NOW I GOT YOU THIS JOB OFFER. 288 00:09:53,284 --> 00:09:54,575 YOU NEED TO START TAKING RESPONSIBILITY 289 00:09:54,575 --> 00:09:55,827 FOR YOURSELF TOO. 290 00:09:55,827 --> 00:09:57,038 IT'S NOT ENOUGH IF I BELIEVE IN YOU 291 00:09:57,038 --> 00:09:58,079 IF YOU DON'T ALSO. 292 00:09:58,079 --> 00:09:59,450 YOU GOT TO START HOLDING YOURSELF TO A-- 293 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:00,742 TO A HIGHER STANDARD. 294 00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:03,084 - WERE YOU JUST QUOTING BILL COSBY TO ME? 295 00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:04,666 - A LITTLE COSBY MIGHT HAVE SLIPPED IN THERE, YEAH. 296 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:07,088 - NEVER QUOTE BILL COSBY TO ANOTHER BLACK MAN. 297 00:10:07,088 --> 00:10:09,380 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - I GOT IT. 298 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,052 - MR. HAN? 299 00:10:11,052 --> 00:10:13,594 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I ACTED EARLIER, 300 00:10:13,594 --> 00:10:15,256 AND I'D LOVE TO WORK FOR YOU. 301 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:17,058 - SURE. CAN YOU START TOMORROW? 302 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:18,309 - TOMORROW? 303 00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:19,470 - YES. TOMORROW WOULD BE GREAT. 304 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:22,103 AND, HAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 305 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:23,474 EMPLOYMENT IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT 306 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:26,107 BUT DIFFICULT STEP FOR EX-CONVICTS. 307 00:10:26,107 --> 00:10:28,770 - CONVICT? 308 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:29,731 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 309 00:10:29,731 --> 00:10:31,072 AT LEAST WE GOT THE SIGNATURE, 310 00:10:31,072 --> 00:10:33,324 AND NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP 311 00:10:33,324 --> 00:10:35,116 FOR THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS YOU HAD REGISTERED FOR, 312 00:10:35,116 --> 00:10:36,908 AND YOU'RE OUT OF THE SYSTEM. 313 00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:40,742 - REGISTERED? - SERIOUSLY? 314 00:10:40,742 --> 00:10:43,334 [sports announcer speaking] 315 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:46,337 - OKAY, ALL THE EXPERTS HAVE PICKED SYRACUSE, 316 00:10:46,337 --> 00:10:47,548 BUT YOU LIKE UNC; WHY? 317 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,130 - WELL, FOR STARTERS, I LOVE CHAPEL HILL. 318 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:50,962 IT'S AN IDYLLIC COLLEGE TOWN. 319 00:10:50,962 --> 00:10:52,714 WONDERFUL LITTLE TEASHOPS. IN THE SPRING-- 320 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:55,136 - OKAY, BUT ON-THE-COURT REASONS. 321 00:10:55,136 --> 00:10:57,348 NOW, I GET THAT THEY HAVE FIVE GREAT FRESHMEN. 322 00:10:57,348 --> 00:11:00,101 - OKAY, TYPICALLY, I WOULD PICK SYRACUSE, 323 00:11:00,101 --> 00:11:03,104 BECAUSE THEIR COSTUME IS ORANGE, LIKE A BASKETBALL. 324 00:11:03,104 --> 00:11:05,306 BUT I'VE GOT COUSINS IN NORTH CAROLINA. 325 00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:07,018 SO, PHIL? 326 00:11:07,018 --> 00:11:10,401 - FAMILY TRUMPS COSTUMES, EVERY TIME. 327 00:11:10,401 --> 00:11:13,114 - YES. - OKAY, I GET IT. 328 00:11:13,114 --> 00:11:14,575 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPRESE, 329 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:15,947 YOU SHOULD'VE BOUGHT YOUR OWN LUNCH. 330 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:18,239 - LUNCH COSTS MONEY. - OH, MY GOD, I KNOW. OKAY? 331 00:11:18,239 --> 00:11:20,161 LET'S JUST GET YOU SIGNED UP FOR CLASS. 332 00:11:20,161 --> 00:11:22,163 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR--YOUR GAMBLING STRATEGY, 333 00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:24,375 IT'S THE SAME ONE THAT MY GRANDMOTHER USES FOR BINGO. 334 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,207 - NO. NO. NO. THIS IS PROVEN. 335 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,209 SEE THIS KID WITH THE BALL? HIS NAME IS MILAN. 336 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,001 HE'S GOING TO TRAVEL. 337 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:31,172 GET IT? TRAVEL TO MILAN. 338 00:11:31,172 --> 00:11:35,176 - AND THERE'S MILAN WITH THE TRAVEL! 339 00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,177 - ARE YOU A WITCH? 340 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,548 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN 341 00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:39,220 GIVING THEM THE BILL COSBY SPEECH. 342 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,342 - HEY, PHIL, I LOOKED OVER THE STOLLER CASE, 343 00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:43,144 AND, UM, QUICK QUESTION, WERE YOU PLANNING 344 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:45,016 ON LEAVING IT THIS HALF-ASSED? 345 00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:48,269 - EXCUSE ME? - YOU CITED CRIMINAL CODE 3480. 346 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:49,811 - YEAH, SELF-DEFENSE. 347 00:11:49,811 --> 00:11:52,153 - NO. SELF-DEFENSE IS 3470. 348 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:54,275 - OH. WHOOPS. 349 00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:56,067 WHATEVER. I WOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT IN COURT. 350 00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,949 THANK YOU. - WHATEVER? 351 00:11:57,949 --> 00:12:01,162 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. IT'S JUST SOMEONE'S LIFE. 352 00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:02,493 - OH, I'M SORRY. 353 00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:05,036 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT LAW STUDENTS-- 354 00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:07,038 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT MIGHT BE BEST 355 00:12:07,038 --> 00:12:09,080 IF YOU TRIED A CASE THIS AFTERNOON. 356 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,212 I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST TRIAL, BUT IF I SUPERVISE, 357 00:12:11,212 --> 00:12:12,423 I THINK IT'S OKAY UNDER PTLS. 358 00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:13,795 - OF COURSE I'LL DO IT, PHIL. 359 00:12:13,795 --> 00:12:15,967 IT'S THE LEAST THE CLIENT DESERVES. 360 00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:18,259 - THAT'S TRUE. 361 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,471 - AH, YOU ARE ALL REGISTERED FOR CLASS. 362 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:21,883 BUT IT STARTS IN A HALF HOUR, SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HUSTLE. 363 00:12:21,883 --> 00:12:23,054 - A HALF HOUR? - YEAH. 364 00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:25,476 - THAT AIN'T MUCH TIME TO GO GET A JOB, 365 00:12:25,476 --> 00:12:28,810 MAKE SOME MONEY, TAKE THAT MONEY TO A CAR DEALERSHIP, 366 00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:31,813 NEGOTIATE A DEAL, BUY A CAR, 367 00:12:31,813 --> 00:12:34,105 DRIVE THE CAR TO THE CLASS-- - I'LL DRIVE YOU. 368 00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:36,027 - MAYBE WE COULD STOP AT BURGER KING? 369 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:41,452 - HI, HI. - HEY. 370 00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:45,456 - DIAMOND DANFIELD. - DANFIELD. 371 00:12:45,456 --> 00:12:48,249 DANF--I DON'T SEE A DIAMOND DANFIELD. 372 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:51,002 - OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE REGISTERED ONLINE 373 00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:53,414 A HALF AN HOUR AGO, SO-- - OH, I'M SORRY. 374 00:12:53,414 --> 00:12:56,627 YOU HAVE TO REGISTER ONLINE AT LEAST 12 HOURS IN ADVANCE-- 375 00:12:56,627 --> 00:12:58,419 - NO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 376 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:00,471 - RUTH COLEMAN. - RUTH, NO, UH-UH. 377 00:13:00,471 --> 00:13:02,884 I'M LAPD, LOS ANGELES PUBLIC DEFENDERS? 378 00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:04,475 WE GIVE YOU HALF OF YOUR CLIENTELE. 379 00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,057 WITHOUT US, YOU'D BE NOTHING. 380 00:13:06,057 --> 00:13:08,479 YOU'D BE WORKING NIGHTS AT TGI FRIDAYS, MAKING CROUTONS. 381 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:10,061 OKAY, RUTH? 382 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,482 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP 383 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:13,895 THE BUREAUCRATIC BULLSH-- AND LET MY CLIENT HERE, 384 00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:16,237 DIAMOND DANFIELD, TAKE THE CLASS? 385 00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:21,532 - I WAS GOING TO SAY, YOU HAVE TO REGISTER ONLINE 386 00:13:21,532 --> 00:13:24,155 12 HOURS IN ADVANCE SO YOUR NAME APPEARS ON MY LIST, 387 00:13:24,155 --> 00:13:26,367 BUT, YOU KNOW, WALK-INS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME. 388 00:13:26,367 --> 00:13:29,250 SO GO RIGHT ON AHEAD AND FILL OUT SOME PAPERWORK. 389 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,752 - RUTH IS MY FAVORITE NAME. 390 00:13:31,752 --> 00:13:32,954 - HEY. - HEY. 391 00:13:32,954 --> 00:13:36,087 - UH... THANK YOU. 392 00:13:36,087 --> 00:13:38,920 - YOU'RE WELCOME. HAVE A GREAT CLASS. 393 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:40,511 AND I'LL--I'LL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR, OKAY? 394 00:13:40,511 --> 00:13:41,923 - KAY. - BUDDY? 395 00:13:41,923 --> 00:13:44,055 DON'T GET MAD. [laughs] - I WON'T. 396 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:51,392 [door clicks open and shut] 397 00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,111 - HEY! ARE YOU--ARE YOU SERIOUS? 398 00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,533 - I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO GET LUNCH FOR EVERYBODY. 399 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,075 - GET BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW. 400 00:14:11,913 --> 00:14:13,124 - JUST REMEMBER, YOU KNOW THE CASE. 401 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:14,705 DON'T BE NERVOUS. - I'M NOT NERVOUS. 402 00:14:14,705 --> 00:14:16,087 - OH, I THOUGHT I SAW YOU LAUGHING. 403 00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:18,129 IT'S A LITTLE JOKE. YOU CAN LAUGH AT IT. 404 00:14:18,129 --> 00:14:21,963 - VERY LITTLE. DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT. 405 00:14:21,963 --> 00:14:25,346 MR. STOLLER, I'M MICAH. I'LL BE REPRESENTING YOU TODAY. 406 00:14:25,346 --> 00:14:26,847 - YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER. 407 00:14:26,847 --> 00:14:28,970 - THANK YOU. NOW, THERE ARE-- 408 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:31,182 - YOU'LL MAKE SURE I GET TO SEE HER AGAIN SOON, RIGHT? 409 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:33,224 I'M NOT SURE IF THE FOSTER HOME COMES WITH A RAMP. 410 00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:37,018 - I'M...SORRY? 411 00:14:37,018 --> 00:14:40,111 UM... - COUNSELOR? 412 00:14:43,614 --> 00:14:45,366 - SO ARE WE READY HERE? 413 00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,198 - COULD I HAVE A COPY OF THAT BENCH BRIEF? 414 00:14:47,198 --> 00:14:48,199 - MISS? 415 00:14:48,199 --> 00:14:51,032 YOU DO NOT ADDRESS OPPOSING COUNCIL DIRECTLY. 416 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:52,533 YOU ASK THROUGH THE COURT. 417 00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,375 - RIGHT, RIGHT. SORRY. 418 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:56,998 - STAND. 419 00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,840 - IF THE COURT PLEASES ITSELF-- - IF THE COURT WHAT? 420 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:04,805 - IF THE COURT PLEASES ITSELF-- OH, OH. 421 00:15:04,805 --> 00:15:08,599 [laughs] EXCUSE ME. OOH, SORRY. 422 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:09,350 [coughs] OOH. 423 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,552 WOULD THE COURT PLEASE ASK OPPOSING COUNSEL 424 00:15:11,552 --> 00:15:14,765 FOR A COPY OF THE BENCH BRIEF? 425 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:19,400 - "IF THE COURT PLEASES ITSELF." CAN YOU IMAGINE? 426 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,152 - NERVOUS? 427 00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:29,370 - LET'S START BY GOING AROUND AND CHECKING IN. 428 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,993 I SEE SOME NEW FACES HERE TODAY. 429 00:15:31,993 --> 00:15:34,575 HOW ABOUT YOU, NINA? 430 00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,417 - WHA--OH, NO. I'M SORRY. 431 00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,079 I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT DIAMOND COMPLETES 432 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:40,581 THE CLASS, SO... - NINA, EVERYONE TALKS HERE. 433 00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:44,425 - OKAY, I JUST--I--I DON'T HAVE ANY ANGER ISSUES, SO-- 434 00:15:44,425 --> 00:15:47,468 - YOU SEEMED ANGRY WHEN WE WERE TALKING EARLIER. 435 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:51,012 - NO, NO, THAT--THAT-- I DON'T THINK THAT WAS ANGER. 436 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:52,223 - WHAT WAS THAT? 437 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:56,227 - THAT WAS JUST, LIKE, A BRIEF FEELING OF ANNOYANCE, 438 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:58,809 HOSTILITY, A LITTLE BIT OF RAGE, 439 00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:01,812 JUST A TINGE OF HATRED, BUT, NO. 440 00:16:01,812 --> 00:16:04,605 - HAS YOUR ANGER EVER HURT YOUR RELATIONSHIPS 441 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:07,448 OR AFFECTED YOUR WORK, COST YOU A JOB? 442 00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:10,451 - NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. - NO? MM-MM? 443 00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:12,033 - MM. - MM. 444 00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,035 - WELL, I MEAN, ONCE I--I DID--I HAD, 445 00:16:14,035 --> 00:16:15,616 LIKE, A TINY MELTDOWN. 446 00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:19,460 I BROKE SOME THINGS, AND I GOT FIRED. 447 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,042 BUT, UH, I MEAN, THAT HAPPENS, RIGHT? 448 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,883 - THANKS, NINA. THAT WAS A-- 449 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:24,085 - I MEAN, BUT DO ANY OF YOU GUYS 450 00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:26,297 EVER THINK THAT THAT'S A LITTLE UNFAIR? 451 00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,679 LIKE, I MEAN, 'CAUSE I WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO WHERE I WAS. 452 00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:32,133 AND THEN WITH ONE LITTLE FREAK-OUT, IT'S ALL GONE. 453 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,686 MY LOFT, MY JOB, MY DAILY SAENGSEON HOE. 454 00:16:35,686 --> 00:16:37,898 I JUST--I DON'T NEED TO-- JUST FORGET IT. 455 00:16:37,898 --> 00:16:40,271 IT DOESN'T MATTER. - GREAT SHARE, NINA. 456 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,273 - THANKS. - SO DOES ANY-- 457 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:46,067 - IT IS SO HARD TO FORGET IT, THOUGH. IT'S LIKE-- 458 00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,742 - WE WILL THEN HIGHLIGHT THE ACCUSER'S 459 00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:55,156 OWN HISTORY OF ABUSE... [laughing] 460 00:16:55,156 --> 00:16:58,159 AND THE LASTING RAMIFICATIONS IT MAY-- 461 00:16:58,159 --> 00:16:59,960 - EXCUSE ME, COUNSELOR. 462 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,543 - [exhales] 463 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,716 AND ANALYSIS OF THE MULTIPLE STAB WOUNDS... 464 00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:08,719 [laughing] THE DEFENDANT RECEIVED. 465 00:17:08,719 --> 00:17:09,930 - WHAT IS GOING ON? 466 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,173 - HIS FACE HEAVILY BLUDGEONED. [laughing] 467 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:14,345 - OKAY, YOUR HONOR, MEMBERS OF THE JURY-- 468 00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:15,726 THANK YOU, COUNSELOR-- 469 00:17:15,726 --> 00:17:18,479 THE DEFENSE FINDS THESE ACCUSATIONS LAUGHABLE. 470 00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:21,102 WHAT WE INTEND TO PROVE IS THAT THE ACCUSER'S OWN HISTORY 471 00:17:21,102 --> 00:17:23,484 OF VIOLENCE, COUPLED WITH THE INJURIES SUSTAINED 472 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:25,896 IN THE FIGHT, WOULD SUGGEST THAT OUR CLIENT, MR. STOLLER, 473 00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,949 WAS NOT AN AGGRESSOR. 474 00:17:28,949 --> 00:17:31,952 ON THE CONTRARY, HE ACTED IN SELF-DEFENSE, 475 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:35,156 PER CRIMINAL CODE, UH... - 3470. 476 00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:39,330 - 3470. THANK YOU. 477 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,752 NOW, TAKE YOU BACK TO THAT DAY... 478 00:17:41,752 --> 00:17:43,964 - SO THAT'S WHERE MY FEAR 479 00:17:43,964 --> 00:17:48,969 OF FULL-BODY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES COMES FROM. 480 00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:52,012 [light applause] 481 00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:55,596 - THANKS FOR ALL OF THAT. NEXT, DIAMOND. 482 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,809 - OH, HI, UM, NAME'S DIAMOND, 483 00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:00,391 BECAUSE I HAVE A HARDNESS OF TEN. 484 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:01,812 [laughter] 485 00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:05,776 I MEAN, I'M KIND OF A SOFTIE INSIDE, YOU KNOW? 486 00:18:05,776 --> 00:18:06,857 - SURE. - I MEAN, I DO GET ANGRY. 487 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,068 - SURE. - I MEAN, I DO. 488 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:09,360 AND THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I'M ALONE. 489 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,864 AND, YOU KNOW, NO ONE REALLY LOOKS OUT FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 490 00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:17,578 LIKE, NEVER. I--NO ONE EVER LOOKS OUT FOR ME. 491 00:18:17,578 --> 00:18:19,580 I'M JUST KIND OF LIKE TOM HANKS ON THAT ISLAND 492 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,041 BUT WITH NO VOLLEYBALL. 493 00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,873 - AW, MAN. - HOLD IT TOGETHER, BROTHER. 494 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:25,045 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, MAN, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. 495 00:18:25,045 --> 00:18:26,247 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 496 00:18:26,247 --> 00:18:29,089 NO ONE EVER LOOKS OUT FOR YOU? NO ONE? 497 00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:32,593 UH, WHO GOT YOU THE GREAT PLEA DEAL? 498 00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:34,215 WHO GOT YOU A JOB OFFER? 499 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:37,758 WHO GOT YOU INTO THIS CLASS? ALL ME. 500 00:18:37,758 --> 00:18:40,100 I LET YOU MUG ME. I GAVE YOU A LUNCH. 501 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:40,891 I GAVE YOU A SHIRT. 502 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,894 - I MEAN, IT WAS A REAL BORING SHIRT. 503 00:18:43,894 --> 00:18:46,187 IT WASN'T SEXY. - WAS IT GREEN? 504 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:47,608 - IT WAS NOTHING SPECTACULAR. 505 00:18:47,608 --> 00:18:49,400 - I HAVE SPENT THE PAST 24 HOURS BABYSITTING YOU 506 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,652 FOR LESS THAN WHAT A BABYSITTER GETS PAID. 507 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,073 - SH--. WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? 508 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:55,446 THE BLIND SIDE? - PLEASE, SANDRA BULLOCK. 509 00:18:55,446 --> 00:18:58,279 TEACH ME HOW TO USE A FORK. - AND HOW TO SLEEP IN A BED. 510 00:18:58,279 --> 00:19:00,120 - I WAS HELPING YOU. 511 00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:03,123 - WE'RE NOT HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF. 512 00:19:03,123 --> 00:19:04,915 - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. DID YOU EVEN KNOW 513 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,628 THAT SHE EVEN GAVE ME THE COSBY SPEECH? 514 00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:09,880 [all shouting] 515 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,632 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 516 00:19:11,632 --> 00:19:14,004 I'M SO SORRY THAT I TRIED TO HELP YOU, 517 00:19:14,004 --> 00:19:15,796 THAT I TRIED TO FIX THINGS FOR YOU, OKAY? 518 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:18,219 I'M SO SORRY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RUTH? 519 00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:21,222 I DON'T HAVE AN ANGER PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT? 520 00:19:21,222 --> 00:19:24,064 UGH! SON OF A BITCH! 521 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:26,106 all: OH! 522 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:33,404 - I'M ACTUALLY HAVING A BIT OF A FLASHBACK RIGHT NOW. 523 00:19:33,404 --> 00:19:37,658 SO THIS CLASS IS EVERY THURSDAY. IS THAT RIGHT? 524 00:19:37,658 --> 00:19:38,409 OKAY. 525 00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,493 - NO, DON'T--DON'T-- DON'T THROW IT AWAY. 526 00:19:42,493 --> 00:19:43,704 THAT'S IT. IT'S OVER. 527 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,165 - HANK IS GONNA STEAL THE BALL RIGHT NOW. 528 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:46,457 - NO, WHAT? 529 00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:50,291 - HE WEARS 44, WHICH NUMEROLOGY TELLS US MEANS "BALANCE." 530 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,253 SO IN THE FIRST PERIOD, HE HAD THE BALL STOLEN FROM HIM, 531 00:19:52,253 --> 00:19:54,094 REMEMBER, SO... 532 00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,756 - HANK STEALS THE BALL. - HOLY CRAP! 533 00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:57,968 WHO ARE YOU? - IT'S EASY. 534 00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:01,051 - HEY, I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU MORE CREDIT. 535 00:20:01,051 --> 00:20:03,183 AND I'M SORRY I ACTED LIKE A GIANT BUTTHOLE. 536 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,305 - MM. 537 00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:05,846 - HEY, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT LAWYER. 538 00:20:05,846 --> 00:20:07,688 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE COURTROOM STUFF. 539 00:20:07,688 --> 00:20:10,110 THAT WAS HARD FOR EVERYBODY. WELL, EXCEPT ME. 540 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,062 - I USED TO SWEAT. LARRY USED TO PUKE. 541 00:20:12,062 --> 00:20:13,063 - AND HE STILL DOES. 542 00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:14,905 MICAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 543 00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:18,279 - THANKS, PHIL. 544 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:22,323 - HEY. - WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 545 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:24,124 - PROOF OF JOB APPLICATION, START PAPERS 546 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,496 FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT-- I DID IT. 547 00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:27,127 DIAMOND'S OUT. NO SWEAT. 548 00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:29,750 - WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE SWEAT. - ALL RIGHT. 549 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,132 - GOT TO SAY, THOUGH, WHITLEY, I'M IMPRESSED. 550 00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:33,334 I'M IMPRESSED. 551 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:36,297 AND A BET IS A BET. YOU WIN 10 BUCKS. 552 00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:39,089 - BUT YOU WERE RIGHT. THE SYSTEM'S BROKEN. 553 00:20:39,089 --> 00:20:41,512 SO YOU KNOW WHAT? 554 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:42,763 WE BOTH WIN. 555 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,345 - NO, WE BOTH LOSE. 556 00:20:44,345 --> 00:20:47,558 DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MONEY WORKS? 557 00:20:47,558 --> 00:20:49,980 - OKAY, WE'LL GET TWO WHISKEYS AND SOME TAPE. 558 00:20:53,564 --> 00:20:55,396 - HERE WE GO. LAST OF THE SAENGSEON HOE. 559 00:20:55,396 --> 00:20:56,397 - MMM. - [laughs] 560 00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:58,899 HEY, THANKS FOR HOOKING ME UP WITH THIS GIG, ALL RIGHT? 561 00:20:58,899 --> 00:21:00,571 I MEAN, YOU KNOW-- - YEAH. 562 00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:02,363 - OH, OH, OH! 563 00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:03,784 SORRY ABOUT THAT. [laughs] 564 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,245 FIVE-SECOND RULE. 565 00:21:05,245 --> 00:21:07,167 - OH. - OH, YOU AIN'T PAID FOR THAT. 566 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,330 WHAT'S--WHAT'S THAT DOING IN THERE? [laughs] 567 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,332 - I DON'T THINK I WANT THE FISH ANYMORE. 568 00:21:11,332 --> 00:21:14,415 - UH, OKAY, WELL, I'MA STILL HAVE TO CHARGE YOU FOR THIS. 569 00:21:14,415 --> 00:21:17,968 - OKAY. [inhales] OH. 570 00:21:17,968 --> 00:21:19,510 - ANGER MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES. 571 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,382 YOU'RE ON A BEACH. 572 00:21:21,382 --> 00:21:23,223 IT'S WARM... - HMM. 573 00:21:23,223 --> 00:21:24,515 - AND THIS BIG-TITTY CHICK IS KISSING YOU 574 00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:26,517 ALL ON YOUR-- - GIVE ME THE FISH. 575 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,979 I AM GONNA GO MAKE A CAT VERY HAPPY.