1 00:00:02,484 --> 00:00:03,565 - OH. 2 00:00:03,565 --> 00:00:05,107 OH, GOD. 3 00:00:05,107 --> 00:00:06,698 HEY, IS IT JUST ME, OR DO YOU SMELL, 4 00:00:06,698 --> 00:00:08,910 LIKE, EVERY SMELL YOU'VE EVER SMELLED? 5 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:10,242 - OH, YEAH, DIDN'T YOU CHECK YOUR CALENDAR? 6 00:00:10,242 --> 00:00:11,493 IT'S PROSECUTE THE HOMELESS DAY. 7 00:00:11,493 --> 00:00:12,914 IT'S LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY. 8 00:00:12,914 --> 00:00:14,366 IF YOU WAKE UP AND YOU SEE A COP'S SHADOW, 9 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:15,537 YOU GET SIX WEEKS JAIL TIME. 10 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:18,660 - AH, WHAT? WERE THEIR CARDBOARD BOXES NOT UP TO CODE? 11 00:00:18,660 --> 00:00:20,252 - TRENT IS MAKING THEM PAY. 12 00:00:20,252 --> 00:00:21,002 - L.A. MUNICIPAL CODE. 13 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:22,003 - YES, YOUR HONOR, 14 00:00:22,003 --> 00:00:24,376 MY CLIENT ADMITS HE'S HOMELESS. 15 00:00:24,376 --> 00:00:26,047 HE APOLOGIZES. 16 00:00:26,047 --> 00:00:28,009 BUT THE BEVERLY HILTON WAS ALL BOOKED UP. 17 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:29,841 - THIS IS NOT HIS FIRST VIOLATION. 18 00:00:29,841 --> 00:00:30,472 - NO. IMAGINE THAT. 19 00:00:30,472 --> 00:00:31,933 HE WAS HOMELESS THEN; HE STILL IS NOW. 20 00:00:31,933 --> 00:00:33,265 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 21 00:00:33,265 --> 00:00:34,476 - HE WAS IN POSSESSION OF A DRUG PIPE, YOUR HONOR. 22 00:00:34,476 --> 00:00:35,887 - BUT NO DRUGS, YOUR HONOR. 23 00:00:35,887 --> 00:00:37,269 - WHICH IS WHY WE'RE DROPPING THE PIPE CHARGE 24 00:00:37,269 --> 00:00:38,680 AND OFFERING 90 DAYS JAIL TIME. 25 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,812 OR WE CAN GO TO TRIAL. 26 00:00:40,812 --> 00:00:42,814 - 90 DAYS? WHAT A DICK. 27 00:00:42,814 --> 00:00:44,146 - OH, YEAH, HE'S ON A ROLL. 28 00:00:44,146 --> 00:00:45,447 [gavel bangs] - 90 DAYS. 29 00:00:45,447 --> 00:00:46,778 PEOPLE VS. GREEN. 30 00:00:46,778 --> 00:00:48,110 - REALLY BEING THE CHANGE 31 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:49,651 YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD, TRENT? 32 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:51,032 - JUST DOING MY JOB, CARLOS. 33 00:00:51,032 --> 00:00:53,074 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD HURRY UP, 34 00:00:53,074 --> 00:00:53,955 'CAUSE I HEAR THERE'S A BASKET OF PUPPIES 35 00:00:53,955 --> 00:00:56,077 OUTSIDE TO KICK, SO YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 36 00:00:56,077 --> 00:00:57,619 - HOW YOUNG ARE THESE PUPPIES? 37 00:00:57,619 --> 00:00:59,871 - UNBELIEVABLE. 38 00:00:59,871 --> 00:01:02,704 BUNCH OF HOMELESS VETERANS, ADDICTS, AND MENTALLY ILL. 39 00:01:02,704 --> 00:01:04,296 HE SHOWS THEM NO MERCY! 40 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:07,879 TRENT'S LIKE THAT SPACE GUY, THAT TALL, BLACK-- 41 00:01:07,879 --> 00:01:09,211 - MICHAEL JORDAN IN SPACE JAM? 42 00:01:09,211 --> 00:01:12,093 - NO, DARTH VADER. - AH. 43 00:01:12,093 --> 00:01:13,635 - HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT? 44 00:01:13,635 --> 00:01:15,347 - EASY, CARLOS. YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF. 45 00:01:15,347 --> 00:01:18,140 BESIDES, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE MAN THAT NINA ONCE LOVED. 46 00:01:18,140 --> 00:01:20,182 - LOOK, I AM NOT DEFENDING TRENT. 47 00:01:20,182 --> 00:01:21,353 I INVENTED HATING THE GUY. 48 00:01:21,353 --> 00:01:23,064 I'M JUST SAYING HE'S NOT A MONSTER. 49 00:01:23,064 --> 00:01:24,646 WHEN TRENT AND I WERE ENGAGED, 50 00:01:24,646 --> 00:01:25,857 HE WAS NEVER CRUEL TO THE HOMELESS. 51 00:01:25,857 --> 00:01:27,068 IN FACT, I SAW HIM GIVE HIS ENTIRE LUNCH 52 00:01:27,068 --> 00:01:28,069 TO A GUY SLEEPING OUTSIDE HIS BUILDING. 53 00:01:28,069 --> 00:01:29,361 - WAS THAT LUNCH POISONED? 54 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:31,072 - NO. - YOU SURE? 55 00:01:31,072 --> 00:01:32,824 DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MAN AGAIN? 56 00:01:32,824 --> 00:01:34,996 - MAN, I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK SO. 57 00:01:37,499 --> 00:01:38,330 [groovy rock music] 58 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:40,121 - ♪ HEY NOW 59 00:01:42,454 --> 00:01:44,045 ♪ HEY NOW 60 00:01:45,587 --> 00:01:47,379 - THAT IS SOME WEAK CRAP. 61 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:48,920 USELESS! - YEESH. 62 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,172 SOUNDS LIKE THE NEW GUY AND CHERYL 63 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:51,012 ARE REALLY HITTING IT OFF. 64 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:53,054 - OKAY, I GOT IT. 65 00:01:53,054 --> 00:01:54,216 JEEZ! 66 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:56,888 NO OFFENSE, GEOFFREY, BUT YOUR PEP TALKS NEED WORK. 67 00:01:56,888 --> 00:01:59,060 - I DON'T GIVE SWEET PEP TALKS. 68 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,263 BABY, I GIVE PINK SLIPS. 69 00:02:01,263 --> 00:02:02,894 YOU'RE NOT A DAMN SOCIAL WORKER. 70 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:04,145 YOU'RE A LAWYER. 71 00:02:04,145 --> 00:02:06,568 P.D.s ARE SUPPOSED TO GET PEOPLE OUT OF JAIL. 72 00:02:06,568 --> 00:02:08,069 YOU'RE MORE LIKE A CONCIERGE. 73 00:02:08,069 --> 00:02:10,151 "MAY I SHOW YOU TO YOUR CELL, SIR?" 74 00:02:10,151 --> 00:02:11,533 - JESUS, IT'S CALLED A SLUMP. 75 00:02:11,533 --> 00:02:13,154 - [chuckles] 76 00:02:13,154 --> 00:02:17,118 NO, YOU HIT A SLUMP AFTER YOU'VE ACTUALLY WON SOME SH--. 77 00:02:17,118 --> 00:02:19,701 YOU WOULD HAVE TO GO UP TO REACH SLUMP LEVEL. 78 00:02:19,701 --> 00:02:21,913 YOU ARE THE WEAK LINK. 79 00:02:21,913 --> 00:02:26,087 AND IN THIS OFFICE, THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. 80 00:02:26,087 --> 00:02:27,669 - WOW. - JEEZ. [chuckles] 81 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,251 SOMEBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE, 82 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:32,093 AND I HAPPENED TO BE NEARBY. [laughs] 83 00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:36,097 - YEAH, I GUESS JUST SOME BAD LUCK FOR YOU. 84 00:02:36,097 --> 00:02:38,600 - I MEAN, I GUESS-- I GUESS HE HAS A POINT. 85 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,932 I NEVER QUITE GOT INTO THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW-- 86 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:43,144 - WINNING? - YEAH. 87 00:02:43,144 --> 00:02:44,896 I THOUGHT IT WAS 'CAUSE I WAS JUST THE NEW KID 88 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:46,518 ON THE BLOCK, BUT NOW YOU'RE THE NEW KID, 89 00:02:46,518 --> 00:02:49,571 BUT YOU WIN, AND I STILL-- 90 00:02:49,571 --> 00:02:50,982 - STRUGGLE. 91 00:02:50,982 --> 00:02:52,944 - I WAS GONNA SAY "SUCK," BUT YOUR WAY IS BETTER. 92 00:02:52,944 --> 00:02:54,115 - MM. 93 00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:55,987 - DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME? 94 00:02:55,987 --> 00:02:58,159 - CHERYL, THAT'S REALLY FLATTERING. 95 00:02:58,159 --> 00:02:59,241 OF COURSE, YEAH. 96 00:02:59,241 --> 00:03:01,873 IF I THINK OF SOME GOOD ADVICE FROM TIME TO TIME, 97 00:03:01,873 --> 00:03:04,786 I'D BE HAPPY TO-- 98 00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:06,037 - SAY YOU'RE YOU, 99 00:03:06,037 --> 00:03:09,170 AND YOU HAVE TO ARRAIGN THESE IN, SAY, SIX MINUTES. 100 00:03:09,170 --> 00:03:11,963 HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 101 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:12,964 - OKAY. 102 00:03:12,964 --> 00:03:15,967 HYPOTHETICALLY, TRIAGE. 103 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,179 I'D ASSESS THE LIKELIHOOD THAT A D.A. COULD PROVE GUILT 104 00:03:18,179 --> 00:03:20,011 BASED ON PRIORS, WITNESSES. 105 00:03:20,011 --> 00:03:22,804 AND THEN I WOULD TAKE THAT, AND I'D PUT A NOTE ON EACH FILE. 106 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:24,686 THAT WAY, I'M NOT SEARCHING IN COURT. HERE YOU GO. 107 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:26,608 I'D ALSO NOTE MITIGATING FACTORS. 108 00:03:26,608 --> 00:03:28,310 THAT STUFF--THAT STUFF CAN GET YOU A BETTER DEAL. 109 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,561 - YOU'RE LIKE RAIN MAN. 110 00:03:29,561 --> 00:03:30,732 - IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? 111 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,984 - YEAH, HE WAS, LIKE, THE SMARTEST GUY IN THE WORLD. 112 00:03:32,984 --> 00:03:35,236 COUNTING TOOTHPICKS, BEATING THE CASINO? 113 00:03:35,236 --> 00:03:37,068 - I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO RE-WATCH THE MOVIE. 114 00:03:37,068 --> 00:03:39,701 OKAY. - DO IT... 115 00:03:39,701 --> 00:03:40,912 EIGHT! 116 00:03:40,912 --> 00:03:42,624 YOU DROPPED EIGHT PIECES OF PAPER. 117 00:03:42,624 --> 00:03:45,457 I'M RAIN MAN NOW! 118 00:03:45,457 --> 00:03:47,208 - THAT'S, LIKE, 18 PIECES. 119 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,210 - 19. 120 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:50,211 [laughs] 121 00:03:53,585 --> 00:03:54,966 OKAY, JUST REMEMBER, CONFIDENCE. 122 00:03:54,966 --> 00:03:56,217 YOU'RE A PRO. YOU GOT THIS. 123 00:03:56,217 --> 00:03:57,719 - OKAY, GOT IT. 124 00:03:57,719 --> 00:03:59,511 HEY, GIRLFRIEND! 125 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:01,142 ANNIE! 126 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:02,344 - CHERYL. 127 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:03,345 - OH, HI. 128 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,016 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 129 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:06,518 - HOW'S YOUR CAT? - GREAT. 130 00:04:06,518 --> 00:04:08,730 I WAS THINKING OF GETTING HER INTO MODELING AND STUFF, 131 00:04:08,730 --> 00:04:11,192 BUT I DON'T KNOW; I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT IT. 132 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:13,315 HOW ABOUT YOU? HOW ABOUT YOUR BABIES? 133 00:04:13,315 --> 00:04:15,777 - GREAT. WELL, YOU KNOW, SQUIRRELS. 134 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:16,948 - I THINK--CHERYL? 135 00:04:16,948 --> 00:04:19,280 I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE. 136 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,822 - OH, RIGHT, PROFESSIONAL, GOT IT. 137 00:04:20,822 --> 00:04:22,033 - ALL RISE. 138 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:25,246 COURT OF THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES IS NOW IN SESSION. 139 00:04:25,246 --> 00:04:27,118 - WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 140 00:04:27,118 --> 00:04:28,039 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 141 00:04:28,039 --> 00:04:30,912 - I LIKE YOUR METHOD, SO I ADDED MY OWN, 142 00:04:30,912 --> 00:04:32,253 MOSTLY JUST INSPIRATIONAL THINGS 143 00:04:32,253 --> 00:04:34,125 SO I STAY CONFIDENT IN THE MOMENT. 144 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,256 - LET'S GET TO IT. 145 00:04:35,256 --> 00:04:37,509 PEOPLE VS. ANN MUNDY. 146 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:39,631 ILLEGAL LODGING, PUBLIC NUISANCE, 147 00:04:39,631 --> 00:04:41,262 LOITERING, TRESPASSING. 148 00:04:41,262 --> 00:04:43,014 - THE PEOPLE OFFER 90 DAYS 149 00:04:43,014 --> 00:04:45,557 AND DISMISSAL OF THE FIRST TWO CHARGES FOR A GUILTY PLEA. 150 00:04:45,557 --> 00:04:47,769 - THAT ACCEPTABLE TO THE DEFENSE? 151 00:04:47,769 --> 00:04:49,140 - OH. 152 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:51,062 UH, WE'RE ALREADY THERE. [chuckles] 153 00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:52,354 HOLD ON. 154 00:04:52,354 --> 00:04:53,565 OH, OKAY. 155 00:04:53,565 --> 00:04:55,777 - MS. CHURCH, DEAL OR NO DEAL? 156 00:04:55,777 --> 00:04:57,649 - YOUR HONOR, I'M JUST TRYING TO-- 157 00:04:57,649 --> 00:05:01,242 - GOING ONCE, TWICE... 158 00:05:01,242 --> 00:05:03,074 - OH! 159 00:05:03,074 --> 00:05:04,406 0%. 160 00:05:04,406 --> 00:05:05,997 0% GUILTY. 161 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:08,750 - 0%? MEANING NOT GUILTY? 162 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:09,951 - YES, RIGHT. 163 00:05:09,951 --> 00:05:11,453 NOT GUILTY. 164 00:05:11,453 --> 00:05:12,624 - OF WHAT? 165 00:05:12,624 --> 00:05:14,756 - ALL OF IT. 166 00:05:14,756 --> 00:05:17,379 - LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A TRIAL, MR. BARBER. 167 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,420 - LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 168 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:19,761 - FIVE-MINUTE RECESS. 169 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:21,222 [gavel bangs] 170 00:05:21,222 --> 00:05:23,134 - HOW DO YOU THINK I DID? 171 00:05:23,134 --> 00:05:25,306 - I JUST WANT TO CHECK ONE... 172 00:05:25,306 --> 00:05:27,228 THERE'S WHAT I WROTE. 173 00:05:27,228 --> 00:05:28,430 - OH! 174 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:30,271 0% FELT WEIRD TO SAY, BUT I THOUGHT, 175 00:05:30,271 --> 00:05:32,233 "OH, NINA KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING." 176 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:33,314 - YEAH. 177 00:05:33,314 --> 00:05:35,356 - OH, WELL. [chuckles] 178 00:05:35,356 --> 00:05:37,108 I'LL JUST BEAT IT AT TRIAL, RIGHT? 179 00:05:37,108 --> 00:05:39,150 - YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE. EASY, EASY. 180 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:41,152 'CAUSE WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT A HOMELESS WOMAN 181 00:05:41,152 --> 00:05:43,785 WOULD EVER SLEEP ON A SIDEWALK? 182 00:05:43,785 --> 00:05:45,116 OKAY. 183 00:05:47,248 --> 00:05:49,040 - [chuckles] 184 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,082 - THAT CAGE TODAY LOOKED LIKE THE NICK NOLTE GANG 185 00:05:51,082 --> 00:05:54,335 FOUGHT THE GARY BUSEY GANG, AND EVERYBODY LOST. 186 00:05:54,335 --> 00:05:56,087 NOW, LOOK, I WANT MY WIFE TO BE DIRTY IN BED 187 00:05:56,087 --> 00:05:57,499 BUT NOT LIKE THAT. 188 00:05:57,499 --> 00:05:59,501 [laughter] 189 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:03,054 - THAT IS SO FUNNY, 'CAUSE THEY'RE POOR. 190 00:06:03,054 --> 00:06:05,056 THEY SHOULD BE BEGGING FOR SOAP INSTEAD OF FOOD. 191 00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:06,928 AM I RIGHT? UP TOP. 192 00:06:06,928 --> 00:06:08,009 YEAH. 193 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:09,721 RIGHT HERE. 194 00:06:09,721 --> 00:06:11,142 - HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. - YOU TOO. 195 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,354 - YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 196 00:06:13,354 --> 00:06:14,355 - LOOK, NINA-- 197 00:06:14,355 --> 00:06:15,817 - SAVE IT, BULLY. 198 00:06:15,817 --> 00:06:17,609 I AM SO SICK OF DEFENDING YOU ALL DAY. 199 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:18,650 IT'S EXHAUSTING. 200 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:20,442 - DEFENDING ME? WHY? - WHY? 201 00:06:20,442 --> 00:06:22,524 'CAUSE WE WERE ENGAGED, WHICH MEANS WE'RE LINKED. 202 00:06:22,524 --> 00:06:24,115 WE'RE TRE-NINA, OKAY? 203 00:06:24,115 --> 00:06:26,077 EVERYTHING YOU DO REFLECTS ON ME. 204 00:06:26,077 --> 00:06:28,119 SO WHAT? NOW YOU'RE PICKING ON THE HELPLESS 205 00:06:28,119 --> 00:06:29,290 TO PAD YOUR CONVICTION RATE 206 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,872 SO YOU CAN RUN FOR GOVERNOR ONE DAY? 207 00:06:30,872 --> 00:06:33,244 THAT IS A CLASSIC EVIL PRICK MOVE. 208 00:06:33,244 --> 00:06:34,956 - OH, NOW WE'RE AT "EVIL"? 209 00:06:34,956 --> 00:06:36,337 - I WAS BLIND BEFORE, WASN'T I? - NO. 210 00:06:36,337 --> 00:06:40,301 - I WAS BLINDED BY THAT HAIR AND THOSE ABS AND-- 211 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:41,923 IT'S LIKE THAT MASCULINE SCENT-- WHATEVER. 212 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,716 THE POINT IS, WAS I BLIND, OR DID YOU--DID YOU CHANGE? 213 00:06:44,716 --> 00:06:46,427 - NO, I HAVEN'T CHANGED, NINA. 214 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,679 - SO THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOU? 215 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:49,891 WAS I THIS BAD? 216 00:06:49,891 --> 00:06:52,393 I MEAN, I HAD A MERCEDES, AND MY PURSE HAD ITS OWN BED. 217 00:06:52,393 --> 00:06:54,185 I WAS AN ASSHOLE. 218 00:06:54,185 --> 00:06:56,397 WE WERE ASSHOLES. 219 00:06:56,397 --> 00:06:58,059 - DO YOU KNOW WHO TOM BALASSO IS? 220 00:06:58,059 --> 00:06:59,481 THE BILLIONAIRE REAL ESTATE GUY, 221 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:00,982 JUST BOUGHT TWO BLOCKS DOWNTOWN 222 00:07:00,982 --> 00:07:03,985 TO BUILD A MEGA-COMPLEX: SHOPS, CONDOS, RESTAURANTS. 223 00:07:03,985 --> 00:07:05,196 OKAY? - SO? 224 00:07:05,196 --> 00:07:08,159 - SO BALASSO IS CONCERNED THAT PEOPLE MIGHT BE PUT OFF 225 00:07:08,159 --> 00:07:11,202 IF ALL THE VAGRANTS IN THE AREA ARE... 226 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:12,574 STILL IN THE AREA. 227 00:07:12,574 --> 00:07:13,785 HE LEANS ON CITY HALL. 228 00:07:13,785 --> 00:07:15,577 WORD COMES DOWN FROM ABOVE: 229 00:07:15,577 --> 00:07:17,208 "SWEEP UP THE HOMELESS AND KEEP THEM SWEPT, OR..." 230 00:07:17,208 --> 00:07:19,080 - OR BALASSO BAILS. 231 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:22,584 - YEAH, LOOK, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH. 232 00:07:22,584 --> 00:07:25,216 YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS. 233 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,347 I'LL LOSE MY JOB. 234 00:07:26,347 --> 00:07:29,761 - OH, NO. YOU COULD BECOME HOMELESS. 235 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:33,765 - I'M NOT EVIL. 236 00:07:33,765 --> 00:07:34,766 - YOU ARE. 237 00:07:37,398 --> 00:07:39,400 - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A LEVEL OF CRUELTY IN A D.A.? 238 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,232 SUPER CRUELTY, CRUELTY PLUS. 239 00:07:41,232 --> 00:07:42,814 - YEAH, IT'S EXTREME CRUELTY. 240 00:07:42,814 --> 00:07:44,606 IT WOULD BE LIKE BUNGEE JUMPING OFF OF A BRIDGE, 241 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:47,569 AND AT THE BOTTOM, TRENT PUNCHES A HOMELESS GUY IN THE NUTS. 242 00:07:47,569 --> 00:07:49,370 - IT'S A GREAT METAPHOR. - YEAH, I THOUGHT SO. 243 00:07:49,370 --> 00:07:50,872 TO TRENT. 244 00:07:50,872 --> 00:07:53,164 TURNS OUT YOU DON'T JUST LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE. 245 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:55,246 OH, SORRY, NINA. 246 00:07:55,246 --> 00:07:58,249 - HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THIS MALL THING 247 00:07:58,249 --> 00:08:00,461 THEY'RE PUTTING UP OVER ON SPRING STREET? 248 00:08:00,461 --> 00:08:02,173 - OH, I'M SORRY-- WERE WE TALKING ABOUT 249 00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:03,795 THE UNFORTUNATE TOO MUCH? OUR BAD. 250 00:08:03,795 --> 00:08:05,176 SO, YOU GUYS, WHAT SHOPS DO YOU THINK 251 00:08:05,176 --> 00:08:06,467 THEY'LL PUT IN THE NEW MALL? 252 00:08:06,467 --> 00:08:08,009 - I HOPE THEY HAVE A LOTION BARN 253 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,591 AND A CUTE TOPS 'N BOTTOMS 254 00:08:09,591 --> 00:08:12,473 AND A SCARF LOUNGE. 255 00:08:12,473 --> 00:08:14,475 - THOSE AREN'T EVEN STORES. 256 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:17,899 YOU GUYS EVER HAVE THAT THING WHERE YOU'VE GOT A SECRET 257 00:08:17,899 --> 00:08:19,270 AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THE SECRET, 258 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,142 BUT YOU HAVE THE SECRET? 259 00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:22,523 - I HAVE THAT. - YEAH? 260 00:08:22,523 --> 00:08:23,735 - AND I TELL THEM ALL THE TIME. 261 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:25,857 DROVE MY EX CRAZY. - WHY? YOU GOT A SECRET? 262 00:08:25,857 --> 00:08:27,028 - YEAH, I HAVE IT. I CAN'T TELL YOU. 263 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,199 - WELL, THEN DON'T TELL US. 264 00:08:28,199 --> 00:08:29,611 - TOM BALASSO WON'T PUT UP THE MALL 265 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:31,202 UNLESS CITY HALL CLEARS OUT ALL THE HOMELESS PEOPLE. 266 00:08:31,202 --> 00:08:32,413 THAT'S WHY THE PEN'S SO FULL. 267 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:34,115 THAT'S WHY TRENT'S BEING SO HARSH. 268 00:08:34,115 --> 00:08:35,747 IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY. GOD, THAT FEELS GOOD. 269 00:08:35,747 --> 00:08:37,078 I FEEL LIKE I JUST PASSED A CONFESSION STONE 270 00:08:37,078 --> 00:08:38,079 THROUGH MY TRUTH HOLE. 271 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:39,080 - I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. 272 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,251 IT'S ABOUT GENTRIFICATION. 273 00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:42,083 - WHO TOLD YOU THIS? - TRENT. 274 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,666 - AND WHEN HE SAID THIS, DID HE GO LIKE THIS 275 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:45,877 AND GO, "EXCELLENT"? 276 00:08:45,877 --> 00:08:48,049 - NO, MY POINT IS, IS THAT I WAS RIGHT. 277 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:49,591 TRENT DOESN'T WANT TO BE DOING THIS. 278 00:08:49,591 --> 00:08:51,382 HE'S JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. - OH, COME ON. 279 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:53,054 YEAH, SO WERE THE NAZIS AT NUREMBURG. 280 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,846 - OKAY, THE NAZIS--REALLY, WE'RE GOING WITH THE NAZIS NOW? 281 00:08:54,846 --> 00:08:56,227 - WHATEVER. WE HAVE TO TELL SOMEONE. 282 00:08:56,227 --> 00:08:58,229 - DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME? 283 00:08:58,229 --> 00:09:00,311 THIS IS A SECRET. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU. 284 00:09:00,311 --> 00:09:01,522 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY THIS. 285 00:09:01,522 --> 00:09:02,894 - AND I JUST FINISHED TELLING YOU 286 00:09:02,894 --> 00:09:04,105 THAT I CAN'T KEEP A SECRET. 287 00:09:04,105 --> 00:09:05,607 WHY DID YOU TELL ME? - HE DID TELL YOU. 288 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:07,488 - OKAY, WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 289 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:13,244 - HERE TO SUPPORT THE HELPLESS 290 00:09:13,244 --> 00:09:15,617 WHO ARE BEING UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED. 291 00:09:15,617 --> 00:09:17,538 WE WANT ANSWERS. 292 00:09:17,538 --> 00:09:20,331 - OH, OH, GOD, NO. 293 00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:21,202 OH, THIS IS A BAD DREAM. 294 00:09:21,202 --> 00:09:23,004 WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP. 295 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:27,709 HOLY HELL. 296 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:29,921 SERIOUSLY? 297 00:09:29,921 --> 00:09:31,132 CARLOS. 298 00:09:31,132 --> 00:09:32,513 - DID YOU SEE ALL THE MEDIA OUT THERE? 299 00:09:32,513 --> 00:09:34,215 - YEAH, NO, I SAW IT. 300 00:09:34,215 --> 00:09:35,637 JESUS, CARLOS, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TELL? 301 00:09:35,637 --> 00:09:37,849 - ONE, A BUDDY FROM HIGH SCHOOL... 302 00:09:37,849 --> 00:09:40,021 WHO'S A REPORTER AT THE TIMES. - OH. 303 00:09:40,021 --> 00:09:41,222 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 304 00:09:41,222 --> 00:09:42,523 - NOTHING, ALL RIGHT, MICAH? 305 00:09:42,523 --> 00:09:44,025 WHY DON'T YOU SPIN IT BACK AROUND? 306 00:09:44,025 --> 00:09:46,027 - I WAS JOKING. CARLOS ALREADY TOLD ME. 307 00:09:46,027 --> 00:09:48,359 - MICAH DOESN'T COUNT. - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 308 00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:50,652 YOU GUYS CANNOT AIR THIS IN COURT, ALL RIGHT? 309 00:09:50,652 --> 00:09:52,694 IT'S INADMISSIBLE. IT'S HEARSAY. 310 00:09:52,694 --> 00:09:53,865 I MAY HAVE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP. 311 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:56,497 - OH, LOOK AT YOU, STANDING BY YOUR EVIL MAN. 312 00:09:56,497 --> 00:09:58,539 - OKAY, NOT MY MAN AND NOT STANDING BY. 313 00:09:58,539 --> 00:09:59,741 I JUST DON'T NEED HIM TO GET FIRED 314 00:09:59,741 --> 00:10:01,502 BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO PROVE TO YOU GUYS 315 00:10:01,502 --> 00:10:04,245 THAT I WASN'T ENGAGED TO SATAN. 316 00:10:04,245 --> 00:10:06,798 - OH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. 317 00:10:06,798 --> 00:10:08,710 - HEY, NINA. 318 00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:11,883 - HEY, TRENT, HOW IS IT-- HOW IS IT HANGING? 319 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:12,754 - IT'S NOT GREAT, ACTUALLY. 320 00:10:12,754 --> 00:10:16,467 YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE ABOUT... 321 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:19,520 - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 322 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,392 AND NO TIME TO TALK RIGHT NOW. 323 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:24,065 I'M SO BUSY, AND SO MANY CASES, SO MANY HOMELESS CASES, 324 00:10:24,065 --> 00:10:26,397 WHICH, I DON'T KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY. 325 00:10:26,397 --> 00:10:28,770 THIS STUFF'S CRAZY. I GOT TO-- 326 00:10:28,770 --> 00:10:29,771 [gavel bangs] 327 00:10:29,771 --> 00:10:30,982 - OKAY, LET'S GO. 328 00:10:30,982 --> 00:10:32,403 PEOPLE VS. HOLDEN. 329 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:34,365 MR. BARBER, YOU'RE UP. 330 00:10:34,365 --> 00:10:37,118 - IF YOU CAN'T WIN THIS ONE, MY ASS IS ON THE 6:00 NEWS 331 00:10:37,118 --> 00:10:39,701 EXPLAINING WHY THIS OFFICE CAN'T DO SH--, 332 00:10:39,701 --> 00:10:43,334 AND YOUR ASS IS UNEMPLOYED. 333 00:10:43,334 --> 00:10:45,286 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY BETTER BRING THE HEAT TOMORROW. 334 00:10:45,286 --> 00:10:47,088 - YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET GEOFFREY. 335 00:10:47,088 --> 00:10:48,289 HOW'S YOUR OPENING STATEMENT? 336 00:10:48,289 --> 00:10:49,090 - I WAS GOING TO EXPLAIN 337 00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:50,752 THE ILLEGAL ENCAMPMENT ORDINANCE. 338 00:10:50,752 --> 00:10:52,093 - GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 339 00:10:52,093 --> 00:10:54,505 - BUT IT'S SO BORING. 340 00:10:54,505 --> 00:10:56,848 HOW DO I MAKE IT SEXY FOR THE JURY? 341 00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:59,430 SPEAKING OF, WHAT DO I WEAR? [chuckles] 342 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:01,803 IT'S LIKE, THERE ARE GONNA BE CAMERAS IN THE COURTROOM. 343 00:11:01,803 --> 00:11:03,304 I WONDER WHAT ANNIE'S WEARING. 344 00:11:03,304 --> 00:11:05,566 IT'S LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO CLASH WHAT SHE'S WEARING, 345 00:11:05,566 --> 00:11:07,358 AND SHE'S MORE OF, LIKE, AN AUTUMN, AND I'M A WINTER. 346 00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:08,649 - OH. - AND I'M A CUSP 347 00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:10,441 BETWEEN WINTER AND SPRING, WHICH IS UNUSUAL. 348 00:11:10,441 --> 00:11:11,943 - ALL RIGHT, FOCUS, CHERYL. 349 00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:15,366 - I'M IN MY HEAD. IT'S GEOFFREY'S FAULT. 350 00:11:15,366 --> 00:11:16,778 IF I WANTED TO BE MICROMANAGED ALL DAY, 351 00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:18,579 I'D STILL BE GROOMING DOGS WITH MY MOM. 352 00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,451 - DO YOU EVER THINK YOU'D BE HAPPIER DOING JUST-- 353 00:11:20,451 --> 00:11:21,743 I DON'T KNOW-- SOMETHING A LITTLE EASIER? 354 00:11:21,743 --> 00:11:23,414 - ON THE BAD DAYS. 355 00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:24,746 YOU KNOW, I DO HAVE A LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD 356 00:11:24,746 --> 00:11:28,589 SAYING, YOU KNOW... 357 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,251 "QUIT!" 358 00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:32,834 - RIGHT, AS A GENERAL RULE, I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST IGNORE 359 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,966 THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD, BUT THAT ONE-- 360 00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,888 I DON'T KNOW-- IT MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING. 361 00:11:36,888 --> 00:11:38,469 - I CAN'T. 362 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:40,431 MY CLIENTS NEED MY HELP. 363 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:42,804 - RIGHT, BUT IS IT HELPING IF THEY END UP IN JAIL? 364 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:44,806 - MOST OF THEM END UP THERE NO MATTER WHAT. 365 00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:48,399 - YEAH. - BUT THEY'RE SO GRATEFUL 366 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:50,191 THAT SOMEONE'S DEFENDING THEM. 367 00:11:50,191 --> 00:11:52,273 - OH. - "THANKS JUST FOR LISTENING." 368 00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:55,616 OR, "YOUR ADVICE CHANGED MY LIFE." 369 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:58,409 IT IS SO TOUGH BEING IN THE SYSTEM, 370 00:11:58,409 --> 00:12:01,412 AND YOU'RE SEEING PEOPLE ON THEIR WORST DAY. 371 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:04,455 I FIND A LITTLE HUMANITY GOES A LONG WAY. 372 00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:06,417 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 373 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,209 LET'S SAVE YOUR JOB. OKAY? 374 00:12:08,209 --> 00:12:10,291 SO WHEN I DO MY OPENING STATEMENTS, 375 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,672 I DO THE THREE "H"s. 376 00:12:11,672 --> 00:12:13,084 I GIVE HISTORICAL CONTEXT. 377 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:15,877 I HUMANIZE MY CLIENT, WHO THEN I ASK THE JURY TO-- 378 00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,008 THIRD "H," CHERYL? 379 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:18,800 - HUG? 380 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,381 - OR HELP. 381 00:12:20,381 --> 00:12:22,013 HELP'S USUALLY WHAT I GO WITH. 382 00:12:22,013 --> 00:12:23,805 - OH, YES. RIGHT, RIGHT. - TO HELP THE CLIENT. 383 00:12:23,805 --> 00:12:26,227 - HUGGING COMES LATER. [chuckles] 384 00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:30,481 all: WHAT DO WE WANT? HOMELESS RIGHTS! 385 00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:32,443 WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM? NOW! 386 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:34,315 - HI. ARE YOU WITH THE COURTS? 387 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:35,316 - YEAH. - GREAT. 388 00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:36,107 WE'D LOVE TO GET PERSPECTIVE 389 00:12:36,107 --> 00:12:37,608 FROM SOMEONE IN THE D.A.'S OFFICE. 390 00:12:37,608 --> 00:12:39,821 - NO, I'M A PUBLIC DEFENDER. 391 00:12:39,821 --> 00:12:41,032 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M A D.A.? 392 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:43,244 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT DRESSED LIKE A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER 393 00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:44,405 ON HIS WAY TO SIGN DIVORCE PAPERS. 394 00:12:44,405 --> 00:12:45,616 CONNIE, LOSE THE TROLL. 395 00:12:45,616 --> 00:12:49,460 WE GOT A HOT PUBLIC DEFENDER. 396 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:52,123 - I'M AVAILABLE LATER IF YOU NEED SOME B-ROLL. 397 00:12:53,624 --> 00:12:54,625 - I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT. 398 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,506 - COME ON, NINA. 399 00:12:55,506 --> 00:12:57,758 I SPENT TWO FREAKING HOURS PREPPING LARRY. 400 00:12:57,758 --> 00:13:00,221 - WHY IS GOLDILOCKS DELIVERING OUR OFFICIAL STATEMENT? 401 00:13:00,221 --> 00:13:02,423 - TELL US, DO YOU BELIEVE THE D.A. IS PROSECUTING 402 00:13:02,423 --> 00:13:04,555 THE HOMELESS ON BEHALF OF WEALTHY REAL ESTATE INTERESTS? 403 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,227 - OH. [scoffs] 404 00:13:06,227 --> 00:13:08,769 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S DANGEROUS TO ASCRIBE MOTIVATIONS 405 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:11,352 TO OTHERS WHEN LIFE IS SO COMPLEX. 406 00:13:11,352 --> 00:13:13,274 I'M SURE ALL THE D.A.s ARE GOOD PEOPLE. WE SHOULDN'T-- 407 00:13:13,274 --> 00:13:15,526 - WHAT'S SO COMPLEX? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 408 00:13:15,526 --> 00:13:16,858 - HEY! 409 00:13:16,858 --> 00:13:18,489 - ARE YOU WORKING FOR THE D.A. NOW? 410 00:13:18,489 --> 00:13:21,442 - OKAY! WELL, KEEP LISTENING. 411 00:13:21,442 --> 00:13:22,864 THE D.A.s NEED TO REMEMBER THAT THEY WORK 412 00:13:22,864 --> 00:13:24,866 FOR ALL THE PEOPLE, EVEN THE POOR, JUST LIKE I DO. 413 00:13:24,866 --> 00:13:26,868 AND, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN FORGET THAT SOMETIMES, 414 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:30,872 BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO STOP BEING A DICK. 415 00:13:30,872 --> 00:13:33,875 - DON'T SAY "DICK" ON TV. 416 00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,086 - YOU LOOKED GREAT, THOUGH. 417 00:13:35,086 --> 00:13:36,507 - THANK YOU, CHERYL. 418 00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,009 - I'M GONNA PUT SOME CARDBOARD BOXES 419 00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,460 NEXT TO YOUR DESK. 420 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,591 YOU MIGHT NEED THEM LATER. 421 00:13:40,591 --> 00:13:42,463 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 422 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:45,466 - NO, THAT'S A BAD THING. 423 00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:48,389 - WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME NOTES ON MY OPENING STATEMENT? 424 00:13:48,389 --> 00:13:50,471 I TOOK YOUR NOTES ON THE THREE "H"s, 425 00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:53,684 AND I CAME UP WITH MY OWN THING: THE SEVEN "L"s. 426 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,526 - OOH. 427 00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,899 - LOVE, LIVE, LOUNGE, LEG, 428 00:13:57,899 --> 00:14:01,322 LOG, LUBE, LAISSEZ-FAIRE. 429 00:14:01,322 --> 00:14:03,744 - YEAH. 430 00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:09,540 - ALL RIGHT, THANKS. HEY. - HEY. 431 00:14:09,540 --> 00:14:11,292 HOW'S CHERYL'S OPENING STATEMENT COMING ALONG? 432 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:12,914 - YEAH, CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? 433 00:14:12,914 --> 00:14:14,495 I FAILED. 434 00:14:14,495 --> 00:14:16,547 IT'S A MESS. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 435 00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:18,499 THIS IS THE SECOND PERSON I'VE HELPED GET FIRED TODAY. 436 00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:19,800 I MEAN, ONE MORE, I THINK I'M ELIGIBLE 437 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,132 FOR THE DEATH PENALTY. 438 00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:22,383 - WELL, CHERYL'S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU TRIED. 439 00:14:22,383 --> 00:14:23,925 - OKAY, YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT TRENT? 440 00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,556 - NO, TRENT IS YOUR FAULT. YEAH, HE'S GOING DOWN. 441 00:14:25,556 --> 00:14:27,348 AND IF HE ASKS, WILL YOU TELL HIM THAT I HELPED? 442 00:14:27,348 --> 00:14:28,970 - OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA TRY TO AVOID HIM 443 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:30,351 AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TODAY. 444 00:14:30,351 --> 00:14:32,974 OH, HEY, HOLD THE ELEVATOR. 445 00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:34,185 THANK-- 446 00:14:37,438 --> 00:14:39,070 - WHAT FLOOR? 447 00:14:39,070 --> 00:14:42,153 - I LEAKED IT. I LEAKED YOUR SECRET. 448 00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:43,154 FIVE, PLEASE. 449 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:47,949 - I LEAKED IT, YES. I LEAKED EVERYTHING. 450 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:49,660 I LEAKED THE SECRET. I LEAKED EVERYTHING 451 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,032 ABOUT THE HOMELESS, ABOUT THE DEVELOPMENT, 452 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:52,623 BECAUSE WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS WRONG. 453 00:14:52,623 --> 00:14:54,495 AND I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO BE DOING IT, 454 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,087 BUT NOBODY ELSE KNOWS THAT, SO YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A NAZI, 455 00:14:56,087 --> 00:14:57,248 AND I'M LIKE EVA BRAUN BY ASSOCIATION, 456 00:14:57,248 --> 00:14:59,090 BUT WITH, LIKE, NONE OF THE BENEFITS. 457 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:00,671 I'M SORRY IF YOU LOSE YOUR JOB, OKAY? 458 00:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,043 BUT IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW, 459 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,544 THEN WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME? 460 00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:06,887 WAIT. WHY DID YOU TELL ME? 461 00:15:06,887 --> 00:15:08,139 YOU KNOW THAT I AM TERRIBLE WITH SECRETS. 462 00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,810 I MEAN, YOUR 30TH BIRTHDAY SURPRISE PARTY, 463 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:10,891 EVERY CHRISTMAS PRESENT, YOUR FEAR OF BIRDS. 464 00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:13,264 I AM, LIKE, THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST WITH SECRETS, 465 00:15:13,264 --> 00:15:17,228 AND YOU KNOW THAT, SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME-- 466 00:15:17,228 --> 00:15:19,480 YOU WANTED A SCANDAL. 467 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,481 [elevator dings] 468 00:15:20,481 --> 00:15:23,114 - THIS IS ME. 469 00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:25,656 - WAIT, YOU USED ME? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 470 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:28,029 - I TOLD YOU. I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S HAPPENING. 471 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:29,200 AND THE TRUTH HAD TO COME OUT. 472 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,871 - YOU KNEW I'D LEAK IT. 473 00:15:30,871 --> 00:15:33,074 - YEAH, THANKS FOR BEING SO DEPENDABLE. 474 00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,035 - CHERYL. 475 00:15:34,035 --> 00:15:35,706 YOU ARE GONNA THROW THE MUNDY TRIAL. 476 00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:37,078 - I CAN'T THROW A TRIAL. 477 00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:39,040 - OKAY, NOW YOU'RE ALL ETHICAL? 478 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,791 SEE HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE SOMEONE'S HAND 479 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,633 UP YOUR PUPPET HOLE, HMM? 480 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,675 IF CHERYL LOSES, SHE'S DONE. 481 00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:46,007 - I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 482 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:57,098 - OKAY, SO MAYBE ON THE OPENING, LESS IS MORE. 483 00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:58,649 YOU DON'T WANT TO OVERWHELM THEM. 484 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:00,901 - NO, OH, NO. IT'S OVERWHELMING? 485 00:16:00,901 --> 00:16:02,733 I CAN'T IMPROV. I ALWAYS GO BLUE. 486 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,315 - FORGET WHAT I SAID. FORGET IT. 487 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:05,906 YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. - OKAY. 488 00:16:05,906 --> 00:16:07,318 [gavel bangs] 489 00:16:07,318 --> 00:16:09,910 - MR. BARBER, YOU'RE UP. 490 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,912 - THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 491 00:16:11,912 --> 00:16:14,325 - QUESTION: IS THIS GONNA BE A BLOODBATH? 492 00:16:14,325 --> 00:16:16,537 - SOMETIMES PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU. 493 00:16:16,537 --> 00:16:17,958 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 494 00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,081 THE CASE YOU HAVE BEFORE YOU TODAY IS VERY SIMPLE. 495 00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,383 THE FACTS ARE NOT IN DISPUTE. 496 00:16:22,383 --> 00:16:25,546 THE DEFENDANT HAS ENGAGED IN DISORDERLY CONDUCT, 497 00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:26,467 BLOCKING THOROUGHFARES, 498 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:29,550 AND POSSESSING EXCESSIVE PROPERTY ON CITY SIDEWALKS. 499 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,552 AGAIN, VERY SIMPLE. 500 00:16:31,552 --> 00:16:33,724 THANK YOU. 501 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,056 - YEAH, BLOODBATH. 502 00:16:35,056 --> 00:16:37,188 - MS. CHURCH, YOUR STATEMENT. 503 00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:40,231 - YES, YOUR HONOR. 504 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:43,314 OKAY. 505 00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:45,316 [clears throat] 506 00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:48,319 "GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, 507 00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:52,743 YOUR HUDDLED MASSES, YEARNING TO BE FREE." 508 00:16:52,743 --> 00:16:53,954 THAT'S AN ODD REQUEST. 509 00:16:53,954 --> 00:16:55,956 WHO ORDERED THAT? [chuckles] 510 00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:57,578 AMERICA DID. 511 00:16:57,578 --> 00:17:00,961 READ IT RIGHT OFF THE MENU THIS LITTLE LADY'S HOLDING. 512 00:17:00,961 --> 00:17:02,083 - DID SHE SAY "MENU"? 513 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,294 - YES. - YES. 514 00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:05,376 - SO AMERICA GOT WHAT IT ORDERED, 515 00:17:05,376 --> 00:17:10,010 A HUGE HELPING OF TIRED, POOR, AND HUDDLED. 516 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:14,595 THEN WHEN THE CHECK COMES, AMERICA'S NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. 517 00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:17,388 WHO'S LEFT HOLDING THE BILL? 518 00:17:17,388 --> 00:17:21,772 MY CLIENT, ANNIE MUNDY, FORMER SCHOOL BUS DRIVER, 519 00:17:21,772 --> 00:17:24,185 VORACIOUS READER, 520 00:17:24,185 --> 00:17:27,027 PIZZA LOVER, LIBRA. 521 00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:30,191 ANNIE, LIKE SO MANY HOMELESS AMERICANS, 522 00:17:30,191 --> 00:17:31,742 CANNOT BREATHE FREE. 523 00:17:31,742 --> 00:17:34,745 IT'S THE SYSTEM THAT'S GUILTY. 524 00:17:34,745 --> 00:17:36,957 THAT'S WHAT I'LL PROVE. THAT'S WHAT I'LL PROVE. 525 00:17:36,957 --> 00:17:38,329 [cell phone buzzes] 526 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:40,791 AND AT THE END OF THIS TRIAL, YOU'LL FIND MY CLIENT, 527 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:45,126 ANNIE MUNDY-- SPOILER ALERT--NOT GUILTY. 528 00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:46,417 - OKAY. 529 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:49,420 - NOT BAD. - FIRST WITNESS, MR. BARBER? 530 00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:50,971 - I CANNOT WATCH THIS. 531 00:17:50,971 --> 00:17:52,803 - THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 532 00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:57,388 THE PEOPLE WISH TO DROP ALL CHARGES AGAINST MS. MUNDY. 533 00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:58,809 - WE WON? 534 00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:00,431 WE WON! [screams] 535 00:18:00,431 --> 00:18:03,724 [cheers and applause] 536 00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:11,232 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING! 537 00:18:11,232 --> 00:18:12,823 YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS, SON. 538 00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:14,495 - MS. CHURCH! 539 00:18:14,495 --> 00:18:16,367 - NONE OF THIS, SON! - PLEASE CONDUCT YOURSELF-- 540 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:17,448 - YOU WANT NONE OF THIS! 541 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,290 - HELL. I'LL GIVE HER THIS ONE. 542 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:20,661 - USA! 543 00:18:20,661 --> 00:18:22,203 all: USA! 544 00:18:23,664 --> 00:18:25,166 - I'M SORRY. I JUST NEED ONE QUICK MINUTE. 545 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,378 - EXCUSE ME. - THANKS, THANKS, THANKS. 546 00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,009 WOW. 547 00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:32,383 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. I--THANK YOU. 548 00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:33,844 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT FOR ME. 549 00:18:33,844 --> 00:18:35,466 - IT WASN'T FOR YOU. 550 00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:38,179 - RIGHT, NO, THAT'D BE UNETHICAL. YEAH, YEAH. 551 00:18:38,179 --> 00:18:41,472 - I GOT A TEXT. WORD FROM ABOVE TO EASE OFF. 552 00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:42,973 SO I DID. 553 00:18:42,973 --> 00:18:44,395 - ...THE DOWNTRODDEN IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. 554 00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:46,267 SO, NO, I NEVER HAD ANY DISCUSSION WITH THE MAYOR 555 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:49,480 OR ANYONE AT CITY HALL ABOUT HARASSING THE HOMELESS. 556 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,273 ON THE CONTRARY, I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE A SIZEABLE DONATION 557 00:18:52,273 --> 00:18:53,824 I'M MAKING TO THE HOMELESS RESCUE, 558 00:18:53,824 --> 00:18:56,197 THE BALASSO CENTER FOR THE TEMPORARILY DISENFRANCHISED. 559 00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:58,409 - SO... - NO MORE HOMELESS ARRESTS. 560 00:18:58,409 --> 00:19:00,411 THE CITY GETS A SHINY NEW DEVELOPMENT, 561 00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,204 AND MR. BALASSO BUILDS A SHINY NEW HOMELESS SHELTER... 562 00:19:03,204 --> 00:19:05,125 12 BLOCKS FROM THE COMPLEX, OF COURSE. 563 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,708 OH, AND CHERYL GETS TO KEEP HER JOB. 564 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,290 THAT'S THE BIGGEST WIN FOR OUR SIDE. 565 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,213 - YOU WERE BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING? 566 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,384 - SHUSH, MY LITTLE PUPPET. 567 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:15,346 DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR TINY WOODEN BRAIN. 568 00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:17,137 OH, BUT YOU SHOULD GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT. 569 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,720 IT'S LIKE THAT WISE WOMAN ON TV SAID THAT ONE TIME: 570 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,353 "IT'S DANGEROUS TO ASCRIBE MOTIVATIONS 571 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:25,306 TO OTHERS WHEN LIFE IS SO COMPLEX." 572 00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:28,359 - WELL, SHE IS SOUNDING PRETTY WISE LATELY. 573 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:30,271 - THEN SHE SAID, "STOP BEING A DICK." 574 00:19:30,271 --> 00:19:31,442 - RIGHT. 575 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:36,277 WELL, SERIOUSLY, STOP-- STOP BEING A DICK. 576 00:19:36,277 --> 00:19:37,868 - NO PROMISES. 577 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,285 - THEN NINA SAID, "OH, DON'T GO WITH YOUR OPENING ARGUMENT. 578 00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:45,876 YOU'LL OVERWHELM." 579 00:19:45,876 --> 00:19:47,288 REMEMBER, NINA? - YEAH, YEAH, NO. 580 00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,459 IT WAS AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO, YEAH. 581 00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:50,461 - BUT I WENT WITH MY GUT. 582 00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:54,044 YOU ALWAYS GOT TO GO WITH YOUR GUT. 583 00:19:54,044 --> 00:19:55,045 CLASS DISMISSED. 584 00:19:55,045 --> 00:19:58,048 [laughter] 585 00:19:58,048 --> 00:19:59,430 OH! LOOK. 586 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,892 THAT'S THE GUY I DESTROYED. 587 00:20:01,892 --> 00:20:04,515 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT TO ADMIT, SHE'S GOT GAME. 588 00:20:04,515 --> 00:20:06,437 - YEAH, AND THEN TRENT, HE GOT CRUSHED, 589 00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:08,349 ALONG WITH A LITTLE PRESSURE FROM OUR TEAM. 590 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:10,401 - UH-HUH, GOT TO DO IT. - RIGHT? 591 00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:12,273 SERIOUSLY, REALLY? YOU'RE NOT OVER HIM? 592 00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:13,354 - CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 593 00:20:13,354 --> 00:20:15,486 - OH, DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 594 00:20:15,486 --> 00:20:16,947 - HE PLAYED US. 595 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,319 HE SO PLAYED US. 596 00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,411 HE WANTED IT LEAKED, SO HE TOLD ME. 597 00:20:20,411 --> 00:20:21,572 YOU BLABBED. 598 00:20:21,572 --> 00:20:22,573 BIG SCANDAL. 599 00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:23,784 BALASSO BUILT A SHELTER. 600 00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:25,205 CHERYL WINS. IT'S TRENT. 601 00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:26,367 WE WERE HIS PUPPETS. 602 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:27,958 HE HAD HIS HANDS UP ALL OF US. 603 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,370 - WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS NOW? 604 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,962 YOU HAVE RUINED OUR MOMENT. MY GOD! 605 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:33,424 - REALLY, YOU GOT TO LEARN 606 00:20:33,424 --> 00:20:34,585 TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT ONCE IN A WHILE. 607 00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:36,797 - MY FIVE-YEAR-OLD COULD HAVE KEPT THAT SECRET. 608 00:20:36,797 --> 00:20:39,009 - WHAT SECRET? - WELL-- 609 00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,302 - NO, THE SECRET THAT TRENT 610 00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:43,514 GOT BEAT BY THE BEST LAWYER IN L.A. TODAY, RIGHT? 611 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:44,385 THAT SECRET. 612 00:20:44,385 --> 00:20:47,097 - WELL, THAT SECRET IS OUT. 613 00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:48,309 [laughter] 614 00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:56,236 - THIS GAL IS HILARIOUS-- DEANNA. 615 00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,319 I ALWAYS CRACK UP WHEN I GET HER LETTERS FROM PRISON. 616 00:20:58,319 --> 00:20:59,530 LISTEN TO THIS. 617 00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,532 "I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU WROTE. 618 00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:03,324 "I NEED TO START GETTING OUT OF MY OWN WAY. 619 00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:06,537 I ONLY WISH CARL HAD GOTTEN OUT OF MY WAY FIRST." 620 00:21:06,537 --> 00:21:08,369 [laughs] 621 00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:11,542 - [chuckles] I DON'T--I DON'T GET IT. 622 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,414 - SHE RAN OVER HER HUSBAND WITH HER CAR. 623 00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:15,416 - OH. - CLASSIC SCORPIO. 624 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:19,550 - SURE. - AND THEN THIS--OH, RICKY C. 625 00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:20,631 ARMED ROBBERY. - UH-HUH. 626 00:21:20,631 --> 00:21:23,804 - TOTAL SWEETHEART AND GENIUS ARTIST. 627 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,807 THAT IS MY FACE. 628 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,599 - WHOA. 629 00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:30,601 THAT IS YOU. - YEAH. 630 00:21:30,601 --> 00:21:33,143 - LOOK AT THAT. NOW, WHAT'S THE MEDIUM HERE? 631 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:35,356 IT'S SO-- - IT'S JUST GLUE, PAPER, 632 00:21:35,356 --> 00:21:36,647 AND FINGERNAILS... 633 00:21:36,647 --> 00:21:38,439 AND TOENAILS. 634 00:21:38,439 --> 00:21:40,401 HE'S IN PRISON, SO GETTING ART SUPPLIES IS TOUGH. 635 00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:43,364 - EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. I JUST HAVE TO GO THROW UP.