1 00:00:02,194 --> 00:00:05,277 - MORNING. - HEY. 2 00:00:05,277 --> 00:00:07,028 NOW, THAT WAS AN AMAZING NIGHT. 3 00:00:07,028 --> 00:00:08,610 - YEAH, BUT WAS IT REAL, OR DID I DREAM IT? 4 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:10,202 'CAUSE I'VE DREAMT IT SO MANY TIMES, 5 00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:12,994 BUT I'VE ALSO DREAMT THAT A SCARECROW WAS EATING MY TEETH. 6 00:00:12,994 --> 00:00:14,456 BUT IT WAS ME, BUT IT WASN'T ME. 7 00:00:14,456 --> 00:00:15,747 DO YOU EVER HAVE-- 8 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,001 I THINK THIS DREAM'S BETTER. 9 00:00:20,001 --> 00:00:21,333 - IT WASN'T A DREAM. 10 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:23,335 IT WAS JUST UNINHIBITED, CAREFREE FUN. 11 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:26,508 I MEAN, LAST NIGHT, WHAT WAS THAT? 12 00:00:26,508 --> 00:00:28,009 - OH, IT WAS MY THUMB. 13 00:00:28,009 --> 00:00:29,341 - NO, I MEAN THE WHOLE THING. 14 00:00:29,341 --> 00:00:32,634 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST ELECTRIC, RIGHT? 15 00:00:32,634 --> 00:00:33,635 - MM-HMM. - YEAH? 16 00:00:33,635 --> 00:00:34,976 - MM-HMM. 17 00:00:37,018 --> 00:00:39,681 - OH, DAMN. 18 00:00:39,681 --> 00:00:41,523 THAT MOTION. 19 00:00:41,523 --> 00:00:42,944 - OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT, 20 00:00:42,944 --> 00:00:44,486 BECAUSE I JUST READ IT IN A COSMO 21 00:00:44,486 --> 00:00:45,777 THAT I FOUND IN THE JURY BOX-- 22 00:00:45,777 --> 00:00:47,529 - NO, I MEAN, I NEED TO FILE A MOTION. 23 00:00:47,529 --> 00:00:52,033 - RIGHT. - BUT I DUG THAT COSMO THING. 24 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:53,365 - I'M GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 25 00:00:53,365 --> 00:00:54,786 DON'T LISTEN, OKAY? 26 00:00:54,786 --> 00:00:55,787 [upbeat music] 27 00:00:55,787 --> 00:00:59,791 - ♪ HEY NOW 28 00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:02,294 ♪ HEY NOW 29 00:01:03,965 --> 00:01:05,207 - OKAY, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP. 30 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:07,379 WE'RE THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR NINA. 31 00:01:07,379 --> 00:01:08,550 AND I WAS THINKING-- - WHY? 32 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,632 - THE PUBLIC DEFENDER OF THE YEAR DINNER WAS CANCELED. 33 00:01:10,632 --> 00:01:12,634 NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE BOUGHT TABLES. 34 00:01:12,634 --> 00:01:13,765 - WHY A SURPRISE PARTY? 35 00:01:13,765 --> 00:01:15,016 I MEAN, SHE KIND OF SWIPED 36 00:01:15,016 --> 00:01:17,098 PD OF THE YEAR AWARD AWAY FROM PHIL. 37 00:01:17,098 --> 00:01:18,520 IT SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR A GREETING CARD. 38 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,272 - THEY DON'T HAVE CARDS FOR PD OF THE YEAR. 39 00:01:20,272 --> 00:01:22,274 I CHECKED ALL OF THE INTERNET. 40 00:01:22,274 --> 00:01:24,776 - DID YOU CHECK THE DEEP INTERNET? 41 00:01:24,776 --> 00:01:27,729 - PHIL, I WAS HOPING THAT YOU COULD MAYBE BRING-- 42 00:01:27,729 --> 00:01:29,531 - OH, ACTUALLY, I DON'T WANT TO BRING ANYTHING 43 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:31,323 OR BUY ANYTHING OR MAKE ANYTHING FOR THIS PARTY, 44 00:01:31,323 --> 00:01:33,034 AND I DON'T WANT TO CHIP IN TO BUY ANYTHING 45 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:34,616 OR MAKE ANYTHING AS A GROUP, 46 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,288 AND I DON'T WANT BE IN CHARGE OF BUYING 47 00:01:36,288 --> 00:01:39,201 OR BRINGING ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE BOUGHT OR BROUGHT. 48 00:01:39,201 --> 00:01:40,952 DOES--DOES THAT COVER EVERYTHING? 49 00:01:40,952 --> 00:01:42,294 - I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR GETTING HER 50 00:01:42,294 --> 00:01:44,296 TO DON GUARDO'S FRIDAY NIGHT. 51 00:01:44,296 --> 00:01:46,248 - GOD, I FORGOT TO ADD THAT ONE IN THERE. 52 00:01:46,248 --> 00:01:49,171 - GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. 53 00:01:49,171 --> 00:01:51,092 ALL RIGHT, OR GOOD MORNING, ME. 54 00:01:51,092 --> 00:01:53,385 OH, THANK YOU, ME. ALL RIGHT. 55 00:01:53,385 --> 00:01:55,217 HEY, PHIL, YOU HAVE A FEW SECS? 56 00:01:55,217 --> 00:01:57,098 GOD, THAT SOUNDED LIKE I JUST SAID SEX, 57 00:01:57,098 --> 00:01:58,640 BUT WHY WOULD I SAY SEX? 58 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,852 OBVIOUSLY, I DIDN'T MEAN SEX. I MEANT SECONDS. 59 00:02:00,852 --> 00:02:02,103 I'M JUST GONNA STOP TALKING. 60 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:03,395 - DO I HAVE A SEC, DO YOU MEAN? 61 00:02:03,395 --> 00:02:04,566 both: YEAH. - YEAH. 62 00:02:04,566 --> 00:02:05,687 OKAY, YEAH, 'CAUSE I JUST-- 63 00:02:05,687 --> 00:02:07,108 I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THE WAY 64 00:02:07,108 --> 00:02:08,610 THE PD OF THE YEAR THING WENT DOWN. 65 00:02:08,610 --> 00:02:10,192 I MEAN, GOD, I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR, 66 00:02:10,192 --> 00:02:11,773 AND I GO AHEAD, AND I WIN THAT WHOLE THING 67 00:02:11,773 --> 00:02:13,195 JUST RIGHT OFF THE BAT, AND YOU-- 68 00:02:13,195 --> 00:02:15,327 GOD, YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 12 YEARS, 69 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:18,990 - WHATEVER THIS IS, IT'S FINE, OKAY? 70 00:02:18,990 --> 00:02:21,203 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. EVERYTHING IS COOL. 71 00:02:21,203 --> 00:02:23,124 - OKAY, GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE-- 72 00:02:23,124 --> 00:02:24,336 YOU MEAN A LOT, 73 00:02:24,336 --> 00:02:26,708 I MEAN, YOUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS A LOT. 74 00:02:26,708 --> 00:02:28,920 YOU GET IT, RIGHT? DO YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING? 75 00:02:28,920 --> 00:02:29,921 - MM-HMM. - YOU GOT IT. 76 00:02:29,921 --> 00:02:32,133 ALL RIGHT. 77 00:02:35,056 --> 00:02:36,718 - SO ARE YOU GUYS-- 78 00:02:36,718 --> 00:02:38,139 ARE YOU GUYS STILL HAPPENING OR-- 79 00:02:38,139 --> 00:02:40,262 - NAH, NO. I THINK I MISREAD THAT. 80 00:02:40,262 --> 00:02:43,355 I GUESS I'M NOT HER TYPE. - ALL RIGHT. 81 00:02:43,355 --> 00:02:46,228 WELL, IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE HER, JUST LET ME KNOW. 82 00:02:49,271 --> 00:02:50,732 - [chuckling] OH, MY GOD. 83 00:02:50,732 --> 00:02:52,814 both: OH. - OH, SORRY. 84 00:02:52,814 --> 00:02:55,026 - I'M ALWAYS TRYING NOT TO WALK INTO PEOPLE, 85 00:02:55,026 --> 00:02:56,408 BUT YOU'RE USUALLY SO GOOD AT IT. 86 00:02:56,408 --> 00:02:57,869 ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, NO, I'M GOOD. 87 00:02:57,869 --> 00:03:00,782 I WAS JUST READING A TEXT FROM A FRIEND. 88 00:03:00,782 --> 00:03:02,203 - OH, COOL. 89 00:03:02,203 --> 00:03:03,825 - YEAH, SHE HAD A PRETTY CRAZY NIGHT LAST NIGHT. 90 00:03:03,825 --> 00:03:05,417 - ME TOO, MY CAT STARTED TALKING TO ME, 91 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:07,999 AND I REALIZED [gasps] I'M OUT OF MY PILLS. 92 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:10,091 - RIGHT, YEAH, NO, I MEANT CRAZY AS IN, 93 00:03:10,091 --> 00:03:11,042 LIKE, YOU KNOW, 94 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:13,174 SHE HOOKED UP WITH AN EX THAT SHE WORKS WITH, 95 00:03:13,174 --> 00:03:13,965 AND BY HOOKED UP, I MEAN SEX, 96 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:16,177 AND BY SEX, I MEAN LIKE ANIMALS. 97 00:03:16,177 --> 00:03:18,930 - OOH, LIKE COWS? 98 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:20,181 - WHAT? NO, LIKE--LIKE SEXY. 99 00:03:20,181 --> 00:03:24,145 LIKE SNOW LEOPARDS. - OH, MEOW. 100 00:03:24,145 --> 00:03:26,268 WELL, THIS APPEAL CAN WAIT. CONTINUE. 101 00:03:26,268 --> 00:03:29,851 - JUST BEFORE I START, WHY WAS COWS YOUR FIRST GO-TO? 102 00:03:29,851 --> 00:03:34,276 - OKAY, THEY'RE BIG, AND THEY'RE WARM. 103 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:39,240 - JUSTIN, FYI, YOUR WITNESS DIDN'T BRING 104 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,322 HIS BILLING RECORDS AS EVIDENCE 105 00:03:40,322 --> 00:03:41,703 BECAUSE YOU FILED A SUBPOENA 106 00:03:41,703 --> 00:03:43,825 INSTEAD OF A SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM. 107 00:03:43,825 --> 00:03:45,367 - WHAT? LESS LATIN, MORE ENGLISH. 108 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:47,749 - IT MEANS YOU'RE SCREWED. - OH, AM I? 109 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:50,211 WATCH THIS. 110 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:52,213 MORRIS, MY MAN. HEY. 111 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:54,376 - EXCUSE ME. HEY. 112 00:03:54,376 --> 00:03:56,177 - DID YOU--DID YOU CATCH THAT GAME LAST NIGHT? 113 00:03:56,177 --> 00:03:57,379 - YEAH, IT WAS INSANE. 114 00:03:57,379 --> 00:03:59,050 I WAS LIKE-- - YEAH, I KNOW IT. 115 00:03:59,050 --> 00:04:00,722 AT THE END, I WAS LIKE--AH! - AH! 116 00:04:00,722 --> 00:04:02,804 - AND THEN, UGH. - UGH. 117 00:04:02,804 --> 00:04:05,307 - ANYWAY, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DO ME 118 00:04:05,307 --> 00:04:06,808 JUST A LITTLE FAVOR. 119 00:04:06,808 --> 00:04:07,939 I'M WAITING ON SOME EVIDENCE TO COME IN, 120 00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:12,233 AND I WONDERED IF YOU COULD DELAY MY GUY JUST A-- 121 00:04:12,233 --> 00:04:13,775 JUST A LITTLE BIT. 122 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,236 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE GET HIM LOST IN THE SYSTEM. 123 00:04:15,236 --> 00:04:17,198 - SO YOU WANT ME TO LOSE A PRISONER. 124 00:04:17,198 --> 00:04:22,243 - YEAH, JUST A SMALL FAVOR BETWEEN--BETWEEN FRIENDS. 125 00:04:22,243 --> 00:04:25,407 - WE'RE FRIENDS? - YEAH, OF COURSE WE ARE. 126 00:04:25,407 --> 00:04:26,998 WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-- 127 00:04:26,998 --> 00:04:29,120 - WELL, WE'VE NEVER GRABBED LUNCH. 128 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,372 - WELL, THEN LET'S GRAB LUNCH. 129 00:04:30,372 --> 00:04:31,753 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT, GREAT. 130 00:04:31,753 --> 00:04:33,254 WELL, WE'LL DO LUNCH. - ALL RIGHT. 131 00:04:33,254 --> 00:04:35,547 - AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOUR GUY SO DEEP, 132 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:38,840 THEY'LL NEED SOME MATRIX-TYPE SH-- TO FIND HIM, YOU KNOW? 133 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:40,632 - OH, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 134 00:04:40,632 --> 00:04:41,633 - RIGHT? - ALL RIGHT. 135 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:43,224 both: YEAH. 136 00:04:46,928 --> 00:04:48,850 - IT'S WHO YOU KNOW. 137 00:04:48,850 --> 00:04:50,562 - BEFORE I ASSIGN A TRIAL DATE 138 00:04:50,562 --> 00:04:52,023 AND COST THE PEOPLE OF LOS ANGELES 139 00:04:52,023 --> 00:04:55,607 A BUTTLOAD OF TIME AND MOOLAH, MS. WHITLEY. 140 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:57,278 - I CAN BEAT THIS THING. 141 00:04:57,278 --> 00:04:59,361 - OKAY, YOU SHOWED YOUR PENIS ON A BUS. 142 00:04:59,361 --> 00:05:02,033 THERE WERE 18 WITNESSES. 7 OF THEM WERE JEHOVAH'S. 143 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:04,115 - IT'S THE ZIPPERS, NOT ME. 144 00:05:04,115 --> 00:05:05,657 WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING IS SUING THE PANTS OFF 145 00:05:05,657 --> 00:05:06,658 THE ZIPPER INTERESTS. 146 00:05:06,658 --> 00:05:07,869 - GOT IT, OKAY. 147 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,291 YOUR HONOR, IT'S NOT GUILTY. 148 00:05:10,291 --> 00:05:11,663 - WELL, PERFECT. 149 00:05:11,663 --> 00:05:13,585 IN TWO DAYS, THE PEOPLE WILL CONSIDER 150 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:15,917 MR. MAKINTOSH'S GENITALIA, 151 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:17,879 THE VERY REASON I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 152 00:05:17,879 --> 00:05:20,221 NEXT CASE. 153 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:22,133 - UM, MR. BARBER, 154 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:25,637 THERE'S ACTUALLY A FEW ISSUES CONCERNING THE CASE 155 00:05:25,637 --> 00:05:27,058 THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, 156 00:05:27,058 --> 00:05:28,520 SO IF THERE'S JUST SOMEWHERE PRIVATE 157 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,312 WE COULD TALK ABOUT THIS, THAT'D BE GREAT. 158 00:05:31,312 --> 00:05:33,645 - OH, THAT WAS-- - WOW. 159 00:05:33,645 --> 00:05:35,106 - THAT WAS QUITE THE MOVE YOU PULLED-- 160 00:05:35,106 --> 00:05:37,238 - YEAH, I KNOW. THAT MOP GAVE ME SOME BALANCE. 161 00:05:37,238 --> 00:05:39,280 - SO SHOULD WE DISCUSS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM? 162 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,032 - WELL, YEAH, NO, I WAS ON MORE OF A REGIMEN 163 00:05:41,032 --> 00:05:42,283 WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW? 164 00:05:42,283 --> 00:05:44,115 - NO, THE MAKINTOSH TRIAL'S IN TWO DAYS. 165 00:05:44,115 --> 00:05:45,326 SO IF WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS 166 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:47,038 AND NOT JUST IN CLOSETS, 167 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:49,120 WE NEED TO FILE PAPERS TO DISCLOSE THE RELATIONSHIP. 168 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,201 - OR WHAT, THEY'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY 169 00:05:50,201 --> 00:05:51,913 OUR LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW? 170 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,204 - YES, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'LL DO, 171 00:05:53,204 --> 00:05:55,046 AND I'LL BE RUNNING FOR OFFICE SOMEDAY, 172 00:05:55,046 --> 00:05:57,799 SO CAN'T RISK A SCANDAL. 173 00:05:57,799 --> 00:06:00,261 - SO YOU WANT TO FILL OUT A FORM, LIKE, 174 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,553 WITH ALL OF OUR INFORMATION, 175 00:06:01,553 --> 00:06:03,214 AND THEN THE WHOLE WORLD SEES THE FORM, 176 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:05,056 AND THEN WHEN YOU AND I WALK PAST, 177 00:06:05,056 --> 00:06:06,848 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "THOSE ARE THE TWO PEOPLE ON THE FORM." 178 00:06:06,848 --> 00:06:08,810 AND THEN PEOPLE AT LUNCH ARE LIKE-- 179 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,351 - NINA, YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS. 180 00:06:10,351 --> 00:06:12,183 I'M READY. WE'VE DONE IT. 181 00:06:12,183 --> 00:06:15,146 WE KNOW HOW IT WORKS. YOU REMEMBER HOW IT WAS, RIGHT? 182 00:06:15,146 --> 00:06:17,018 - YEAH. - ME AND YOU. 183 00:06:17,018 --> 00:06:20,281 IT'LL BE LIKE WE ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT AND MORE. 184 00:06:20,281 --> 00:06:23,575 YOU KNOW, WE CAN-- WE CAN GET A DOG. 185 00:06:23,575 --> 00:06:25,326 - WOW, A DOG, OKAY. 186 00:06:25,326 --> 00:06:27,288 - PORTUGUESE WATER DOG, I WAS READING ABOUT IT. 187 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:29,581 THEY'RE GREAT WITH KIDS, AND MORE THAN THAT, 188 00:06:29,581 --> 00:06:32,163 THEY'RE JUST IN GENERAL TREMENDOUS ANIMALS. 189 00:06:32,163 --> 00:06:33,915 BUT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 190 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:38,339 LET'S GET THE FORM. - YEAH, LET'S GET THE FORM. 191 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:52,053 [bell rings] 192 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:56,187 - I HATE TO BOTHER YOU. 193 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:58,189 - NOT THAT MUCH APPARENTLY. 194 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:01,022 - I JUST NEED TO GET A FORM. 195 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:02,193 - NUMBER? - OH, JUST ONE. 196 00:07:02,193 --> 00:07:03,775 - FORM NUMBER. 197 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:05,446 - I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT NUMBER OF THE FORM. 198 00:07:05,446 --> 00:07:06,778 - HOW ABOUT WHAT'S IT FOR? 199 00:07:06,778 --> 00:07:08,740 - OH, IT'S ACTUALLY A LITTLE-- 200 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:12,874 DO I HAVE TO SAY? - NO, I'LL JUST READ YOUR MIND. 201 00:07:12,874 --> 00:07:15,206 - IS THERE JUST A PLACE I COULD BROWSE ALL OF THE FORMS? 202 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:18,880 - NO. 203 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,213 - OKAY, THAT'S HANDY. - YEAH, IT'S LIKE MAGIC. 204 00:07:30,351 --> 00:07:32,013 - NINA. - JEFFREY. 205 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:35,146 JEFFREY, MY BOSS. MY BOSS, JEFFREY. 206 00:07:35,146 --> 00:07:36,728 WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 207 00:07:36,728 --> 00:07:38,900 - WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. 208 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,772 - OH, ENOUGH SAID. GOD, NO, ENOUGH SAID. 209 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:42,153 - PROLAPSED ANUS. 210 00:07:42,153 --> 00:07:44,235 NO, I NEED A FORM TO GET A SPECIAL CHAIR. 211 00:07:44,235 --> 00:07:46,237 - RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 212 00:07:46,237 --> 00:07:48,740 - SAME, SAME, SAME, SAMESIES. 213 00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:50,371 - REALLY? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 214 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:52,493 JUST-- 215 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,576 - THAT'S THE SOUND. - YEAH. 216 00:07:54,576 --> 00:07:57,248 NOW, WHICH FORM IS IT? - OH, RIGHT HERE. 217 00:07:57,248 --> 00:07:58,790 - OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. - THERE YOU GO. 218 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:00,421 SO YOU HEADED OUT THEN? 219 00:08:00,421 --> 00:08:02,584 - NO, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY I HAVE A COUPLE QUESTIONS, SO... 220 00:08:02,584 --> 00:08:04,335 - YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST-- 221 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:06,798 - OH, NO, MY-- MY PHONE. 222 00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:10,261 OH, IT'S MY DOCTOR, 'CAUSE THEY FOUND A DONOR. 223 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:12,133 WHOLE ANUS, SO... 224 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,635 - YOU'RE ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES. 225 00:08:13,635 --> 00:08:16,187 I'LL JUST-- - YEAH, I'M-I'M LUCKY. 226 00:08:16,187 --> 00:08:19,230 - DONNA! - JEFFREY! 227 00:08:19,230 --> 00:08:20,852 - YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE. 228 00:08:27,148 --> 00:08:28,990 - [sighs] 229 00:08:31,613 --> 00:08:34,495 HEY. - ANY NEWS FROM YOUR FRIEND? 230 00:08:34,495 --> 00:08:36,417 - ACTUALLY, YEAH. 231 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:38,209 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THIS PRIVATE THING 232 00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,621 AND MAKE IT PUBLIC. 233 00:08:39,621 --> 00:08:41,623 YEAH, SHE'S BEEN HUNG UP ON THIS GUY FOR A LONG TIME, 234 00:08:41,623 --> 00:08:43,665 SO I KNOW--I KNOW SHE REALLY WANTS THIS. 235 00:08:43,665 --> 00:08:45,506 - YEAH, SHE SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT. 236 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:48,429 - RIGHT? LIKE, IT'S OBVIOUS, RIGHT? 237 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:49,430 SHE SHOULD JUST GO FOR THIS. 238 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,432 - CHERYL, DO YOU HAVE THAT HOMICIDE EVIDENCE? 239 00:08:51,432 --> 00:08:54,766 - SHH, CARLOS, NINA'S TELLING ME ABOUT HER SLUTTY FRIEND. 240 00:08:54,766 --> 00:08:56,678 - NINA HAS A FRIEND? - "NINA HAS A FRIEND?" 241 00:08:56,678 --> 00:08:59,811 YES, NINA HAS A FRIEND, CARLOS. 242 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:02,443 - WHAT'S THIS FRIEND'S NAME? 243 00:09:02,443 --> 00:09:03,524 - PEN. 244 00:09:03,524 --> 00:09:04,646 - HER NAME IS PEN, LIKE THAT PEN? 245 00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:08,610 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S JUST-- IT'S SHORT FOR PENELOPE, 246 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:11,653 BUT WE CALL HER PEN OR PENNY. 247 00:09:11,653 --> 00:09:13,695 SHE'S GOT A BIG DECISION TO MAKE, 248 00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,117 SO I'M HELPING WITH ADVICE. 249 00:09:16,117 --> 00:09:17,408 AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA TELL HER? 250 00:09:17,408 --> 00:09:19,621 I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT THIS GUY IS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER GUY. 251 00:09:19,621 --> 00:09:21,542 HE TICKS ALL OF HER BOXES. 252 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,544 HE IS HANDSOME, HE'S SUCCESSFUL, 253 00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:25,707 AND HE SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS IN BARBADOS. 254 00:09:25,707 --> 00:09:27,879 SO, YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 255 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,631 I'M GONNA TELL HER THAT SHE BETTER GET ON THAT TRAIN 256 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:32,473 BEFORE THAT TRAIN LEAVES THE STATION. 257 00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:34,515 - COULD I GET ON THAT TRAIN? WOULD THAT BE WEIRD? 258 00:09:34,515 --> 00:09:36,557 - YOU TAKE THE NEXT TRAIN. 259 00:09:36,557 --> 00:09:38,429 - I NEED THAT HOMICIDE EVIDENCE. 260 00:09:38,429 --> 00:09:41,643 - I AM DANCING AS FAST AS I CAN, CARLOS! 261 00:09:43,224 --> 00:09:44,485 - MORRIS, HEY, 262 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:46,648 MY CLIENT GOT CALLED, AND I LOST. 263 00:09:46,648 --> 00:09:49,570 WHAT HAPPENED TO GETTING HIM LOST IN THE MATRIX? 264 00:09:49,570 --> 00:09:52,443 - I WAITED FOR YOU IN THE CAFETERIA. 265 00:09:52,443 --> 00:09:54,495 - OH, MAN, I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS TODAY. 266 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:55,867 - YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER. YOU KNOW WHAT? 267 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:57,448 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GLIB GUYS. 268 00:09:57,448 --> 00:09:59,791 YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE GUYS THAT SAYS SH-- 269 00:09:59,791 --> 00:10:03,875 THEY DON'T REALLY MEAN LIKE, "OH, LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 270 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,708 YEAH, COUNT ME IN. I'M ON IT." 271 00:10:06,708 --> 00:10:08,459 - PHIL, PHIL, PHIL, PHIL. 272 00:10:08,459 --> 00:10:10,672 DID YOU ASK NINA TO GO TO THE BAR FOR THE SURPRISE PARTY? 273 00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:13,885 - I'M ON IT. - OKAY. 274 00:10:13,885 --> 00:10:16,888 - LOOK, LUNCH WAS MY BAD, OKAY? LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 275 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:18,599 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU OUT FOR A BEER, 276 00:10:18,599 --> 00:10:20,471 WE GO TO HAPPY HOUR, MAYBE DON GUARDO'S? 277 00:10:20,471 --> 00:10:22,473 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 278 00:10:22,473 --> 00:10:24,475 - SURE, SOUNDS GOOD. HEY, DON'T STAND A BROTHER UP. 279 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:27,689 - HEY, NOT A CHANCE. LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 280 00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,731 JESUS, I REALLY DO THAT. 281 00:10:46,587 --> 00:10:48,960 - HEY! - HEY. 282 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,552 - WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY BOX? 283 00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:53,174 NOBODY TOUCHES DONNA'S BOX. 284 00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:55,556 - ACTUALLY, I'M GOOD, DONNA. 285 00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:56,758 I AM QUITE GOOD. I AM SET. 286 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,429 QUITE POSSIBLY SET FOR LIFE. 287 00:10:58,429 --> 00:11:00,802 - THEN GET OUT OF HERE. - OKAY. 288 00:11:05,516 --> 00:11:07,939 - HEY, NINA. - HEY, YEAH. 289 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,570 - HEY, I WAS JUST GRABBING A CUP OF COFFEE. 290 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:10,942 I WAS LOOKING AT IT, AND I THOUGHT, 291 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,193 "HEY, THIS IS A DRINK. 292 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,735 "MAYBE WE SHOULD GO GRAB ONE OF THOSE TOMORROW, 293 00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:14,906 DON GUARDO'S." 294 00:11:14,906 --> 00:11:17,528 - ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 295 00:11:17,528 --> 00:11:18,579 - TO DON GUARDO'S. 296 00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,531 - I'D LOVE TO, 297 00:11:20,531 --> 00:11:23,664 BUT I AM UP TO MY KNEECAPS IN MALE GENITALIA RIGHT NOW. 298 00:11:23,664 --> 00:11:25,586 IT'S A FLASHER CASE. 299 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,378 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SO-- - THAT'S A GOOD REASON. 300 00:11:27,378 --> 00:11:28,629 WAIT, WHAT'S THE REAL REASON? 301 00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:30,631 YOU GOT A HAIR THING OR A SPA THING? 302 00:11:30,631 --> 00:11:32,794 YOU GETTING SOMETHING LANCED? THAT'S GOOD. 303 00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:34,465 THAT'S A GOOD CHOICE. YOU WON'T BE SORRY. 304 00:11:34,465 --> 00:11:36,387 I KNOW, YOU GOT YOUR DATE WITH A BOX OF WINE, 305 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:38,339 BUT COME ON, IT'LL BE-- YOU'RE DRINKING ANYWAY. 306 00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:40,551 - NO, IT'S JUST-- WAIT, WHY? 307 00:11:40,551 --> 00:11:42,603 - BETTER QUESTION, WHY NOT? 308 00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:43,554 YOU DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER. 309 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:46,808 THAT'S A YES. THAT'S A YES. 310 00:11:46,808 --> 00:11:50,351 - NO, I JUST--I-- - WELL... 311 00:11:50,351 --> 00:11:53,614 HOW ABOUT A MAYBE? 312 00:11:53,614 --> 00:11:55,736 THAT SOUNDED-- THAT WAS A MAYBE. 313 00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:00,701 - THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY YOU MIGHT BE ABLE 314 00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,203 TO AVOID A LIFE SENTENCE, 315 00:12:02,203 --> 00:12:02,954 AND IT'S VERY COMPLICATED. 316 00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:05,416 YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY. 317 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:06,627 - CHERYL, I NEED YOU. - OH, OKAY. 318 00:12:06,627 --> 00:12:08,419 - I NEED YOU. - BE BACK IN A SEC. 319 00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:10,001 - OKAY. 320 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:12,003 PENNY GOT COLD FEET. - WHY? 321 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:15,256 SHE WAS ON THE TRAIN. DID SHE GET OFF THE TRAIN? 322 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:17,879 - I THINK SHE JUST GOT BUTTERFLIES FOR ANOTHER GUY. 323 00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:19,260 - ANOTHER GUY? 324 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,471 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING? 325 00:12:20,471 --> 00:12:21,472 IS PEN INSANE? 326 00:12:21,472 --> 00:12:22,303 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 327 00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:23,384 SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS GUY. 328 00:12:23,384 --> 00:12:26,848 HE ASKED HER OUT, AND SHE--SHE FELT SOMETHING, 329 00:12:26,848 --> 00:12:29,650 AND NOW IT'S MAKING PENNY WONDER IF-- 330 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,602 IF SHE'S MAKING THIS GIANT DECISION 331 00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:32,984 FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS. 332 00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:34,105 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DOES SHE DO? 333 00:12:34,105 --> 00:12:37,528 DOES SHE LOCK IT UP AND LET GO OF ALL OTHER OPTIONS, 334 00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:42,493 OR DOES SHE KIND OF HOLD OUT FOR THOSE BUTTERFLIES? 335 00:12:45,246 --> 00:12:47,458 TRENT, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 336 00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,749 - YEAH. 337 00:12:48,749 --> 00:12:50,912 - SOMEWHERE A LITTLE MORE PRIVATE. 338 00:12:50,912 --> 00:12:52,503 - OH, YEAH, I GET IT, YEAH. 339 00:12:52,503 --> 00:12:53,754 YEAH. COME ON. 340 00:12:53,754 --> 00:12:55,756 - YEAH, OKAY. - AFTER YOU. 341 00:12:55,756 --> 00:12:57,628 WE GOT TO MAKE THIS QUICK. 342 00:12:57,628 --> 00:13:00,091 I GOT TO GET A BRIEF IN BEFORE THE CLERK BEFORE HE GOES HOME. 343 00:13:00,091 --> 00:13:02,343 OH, YOU'RE GONNA KEEP THE FILES? YEAH, HOLD ON TO THE FILES. 344 00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,635 I LIKE THAT. - OKAY, NO, NO. 345 00:13:04,635 --> 00:13:05,887 IT'S NOT THAT. 346 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:08,269 I BROUGHT YOU IN HERE BECAUSE I CAN'T DO THIS. 347 00:13:08,269 --> 00:13:12,353 - WAIT, WHAT? 348 00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:13,564 I DON'T GET IT, NINA. 349 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,356 I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHAT YOU WANTED. 350 00:13:15,356 --> 00:13:17,899 - YEAH, WANTED, PAST TENSE. 351 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:19,941 LOOK, I THOUGHT I WANTED THIS, AND OLD NINA, 352 00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:22,743 GOD, SHE SO WANTED IT. 353 00:13:22,743 --> 00:13:24,575 BUT I'VE GROWN, \AND I'VE CHANGED 354 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:25,907 SINCE OUR RELATIONSHIP. 355 00:13:25,907 --> 00:13:27,909 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO PUT IT ON PAPER, 356 00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:30,371 AND I AM NOT-- I'M NOT PAPER-READY. 357 00:13:30,371 --> 00:13:31,662 LOOK, THIS IS ABRUPT. I KNOW. 358 00:13:31,662 --> 00:13:32,954 I JUST FIGURED IT OUT, 359 00:13:32,954 --> 00:13:34,045 AND I HAD TO TELL YOU IMMEDIATELY, 360 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:37,879 AND I'M--I'M SORRY. 361 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:39,460 I'M SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA SCREW 362 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:42,763 IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 363 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:46,557 - THAT'S--IT'S OKAY. 364 00:13:46,557 --> 00:13:47,768 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 365 00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:49,730 I'M A GLIB GUY. 366 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,522 I KEEP PEOPLE AT ARM'S LENGTH. 367 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:53,394 IT'S SAFER THAT WAY. 368 00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:54,936 - YEAH, NO, SURE, I UNDERSTAND THAT. 369 00:13:54,936 --> 00:13:57,068 - IT'S JUST BEEN A LITTLE MIXED UP LATELY. 370 00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:58,819 THERE'S--THERE'S-- 371 00:13:58,819 --> 00:14:03,484 THERE'S SOMEONE AT WORK THAT I SEE EVERY DAY, 372 00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:07,328 AND I THINK I LIKE NINA. 373 00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:09,330 - OH, YOU'RE JUST NOW REALIZING THAT? 374 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,952 WE ALL KIND OF SAW THAT FOR-- 375 00:14:10,952 --> 00:14:13,544 - DUH, DUH, DUH, DUH, THIS IS MY TIME HERE, OKAY? 376 00:14:13,544 --> 00:14:15,836 I HAD TO LISTEN TO YOUR WHOLE "I MET GLENN CLOSE ONCE" STORY 377 00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:17,498 FOR 25 MINUTES, SO THE FACT IS, 378 00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:19,130 MY LIGHTS WERE OFF, 379 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:22,763 AND THEN SUDDENLY, SHE WALKS IN LIKE A CRAZY TRAIN, 380 00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:24,175 AND THEY'RE BACK ON AGAIN. 381 00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:26,507 - SHE TURNED THEM ON. - AND--AND--AND-- 382 00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:27,638 [shouts] 383 00:14:27,638 --> 00:14:28,719 YOU KNOW? I DON'T KNOW. 384 00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:29,850 MAYBE I'M NOT DEAD INSIDE. 385 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:30,972 - YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD? 386 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:31,933 - I MIGHT NOT BE DEAD INSIDE. 387 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:33,935 - MM-HMM. - RIGHT ON. 388 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:39,981 HEY. - HEY. 389 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:41,572 - YOU'RE JUST THE PERSON I WANTED TO SEE. 390 00:14:41,572 --> 00:14:42,823 WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. - YEAH, I WANT TO-- 391 00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:44,445 I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - OH, OKAY. 392 00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:45,826 WELL, YOU TELL ME THE THING, AND THEN I'LL ASK YOU THE THING. 393 00:14:45,826 --> 00:14:47,528 - OH, NO, YOU ASK ME THE-- YOU GO AHEAD. 394 00:14:47,528 --> 00:14:49,580 - OKAY, WOULD YOU-- 395 00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,831 - I'M GOOD TO DO THE DRINKS. I'M IN. 396 00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,163 - YOU ARE--YOU WOULD? 397 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:52,954 OKAY, WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK. 398 00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:54,415 - OKAY, WELL, YEAH, I WILL. I DO. 399 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,627 I DO WANT TO DO THE DRINKS, SO... 400 00:14:56,627 --> 00:14:57,878 - GREAT, ME TOO. 401 00:14:57,878 --> 00:15:00,091 ME TOO, SO I GUESS WE'LL BE HAVING A DRINK. 402 00:15:00,091 --> 00:15:04,966 CAN I ASK WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART? 403 00:15:04,966 --> 00:15:07,848 - WHY NOT? 404 00:15:07,848 --> 00:15:11,012 WHY NOT? - OKAY. 405 00:15:11,012 --> 00:15:13,604 - OKAY. - GOOD. 406 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:15,606 - GOOD. - GOOD. 407 00:15:15,606 --> 00:15:17,608 - SO... 408 00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:21,192 UM, THAT'S--I'M GONNA-- 409 00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:23,064 I'M GONNA JUST GO-- 410 00:15:33,414 --> 00:15:36,877 INSIDE. I'M GONNA GO INSIDE. 411 00:15:36,877 --> 00:15:39,630 'CAUSE I GOT LAWYER COURT STUFF TO DO. 412 00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,631 - YEAH, SAME. - SO--OKAY. 413 00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:41,792 - SAME. SEE YOU TONIGHT. 414 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,844 - YEAH. - OKAY. 415 00:15:43,844 --> 00:15:46,637 - OKAY. 416 00:15:46,637 --> 00:15:47,928 [sighs] 417 00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,090 [gasps] 418 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:51,592 SH--. 419 00:15:51,592 --> 00:15:52,593 THE ENVELOPE. 420 00:15:56,557 --> 00:15:58,019 - GOOD MORNING, DONNA. 421 00:15:58,019 --> 00:16:00,941 HEY, I NEED A-- A QUICK FAVOR. 422 00:16:00,941 --> 00:16:02,943 OKAY, IF YOU COULD JUST STOP THE LITTLE STAMP THINGY 423 00:16:02,943 --> 00:16:03,864 JUST FOR A QUICK SEC, 424 00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:05,946 I NEED TO GET THAT LITTLE ENVELOPE BACK. 425 00:16:05,946 --> 00:16:07,948 IT'S SUPER IMPORTANT, OKAY? SO I KNOW IT'S RIGHT-- 426 00:16:07,948 --> 00:16:10,201 - HANDS OFF, OR HANDS OFF. 427 00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,873 IT'S MY ENVELOPE NOW. IT'S IN THE SYSTEM ALREADY. 428 00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:14,075 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO AT THIS POINT. 429 00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,246 NOW, BUH-BYE. 430 00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:17,288 - THE SYSTEM IS JUST YOU AND YOUR LITTLE STAMP THINGY. 431 00:16:17,288 --> 00:16:20,381 WELL, I KNOW-- NO, JUNIOR, YOU BACK IT OFF! 432 00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,503 DO NOT TOUCH THIS. I NEED THIS ENVELOPE. 433 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:26,547 MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS ENVELOPE! 434 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:28,969 HA! I GOT IT. 435 00:16:28,969 --> 00:16:29,930 I GOT IT. 436 00:16:29,930 --> 00:16:31,342 ALL RIGHT, IT'S MINE NOW, 437 00:16:31,342 --> 00:16:32,893 AND LOOK, YOUR BOX-- YOUR BOX-- 438 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:33,894 [bell rings] 439 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:35,896 SHUT IT DOWN. 440 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:39,270 YOUR BOX IS FINE. THE SYSTEM IS FINE. 441 00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:42,813 BUT YOUR ATTITUDE, DONNA. YOUR ATTITUDE SUCKS. 442 00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,605 IN FACT, YOU ALL SUCK, 443 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,408 AND YOU CAN ALL JUST SUCK IT RIGHT HERE. 444 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:48,529 SUCK IT! 445 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:52,573 SO... 446 00:16:52,573 --> 00:16:56,417 OH, GOD, THIS IS-- 447 00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:57,958 IT'S--IT'S NOT MINE. 448 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,422 [chuckles nervously] 449 00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:02,583 SO... 450 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:05,296 [chuckles] 451 00:17:05,296 --> 00:17:06,587 COULD--COULD WE-- 452 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:09,340 COULD WE MAYBE JUST START OVER OR-- 453 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,472 - LADY, YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP. 454 00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:13,174 I'M TALKING LIKE SOME GIRL, INTERRUPTED 455 00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:14,845 KIND OF SH--. 456 00:17:14,845 --> 00:17:16,597 I'M NOT QUALIFIED FOR THAT. 457 00:17:16,597 --> 00:17:18,439 I WILL RIP UP 458 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:22,143 YOUR ENVELOPE. 459 00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:23,104 - THANK YOU. 460 00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:25,946 - BUT IF YOU EVER COME IN HERE AGAIN, 461 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,359 THIS... 462 00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:30,361 IS YOUR ASSHOLE. 463 00:17:31,992 --> 00:17:33,574 - HERE YOU GO, YOUR HONOR. 464 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:37,198 - THANKS, DONNA. - MM-HMM. 465 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:42,042 - MM, B-25, RELATIONSHIP DISCLOSURE FORM. 466 00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,544 THIS THING'S BEEN THROUGH THE WRINGER. 467 00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:45,666 - YEAH, IT CAME LIKE THAT. 468 00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,508 - NINA WHITLEY AND TRENT BARBER. 469 00:17:47,508 --> 00:17:49,630 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FOUND ANYBODY TO DATE. 470 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:52,673 SHE'S SO UNPLEASANT. 471 00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:55,306 - JUDGE BLAPS, MY FRIEND. IT'S YOUR OLD PAL DONNY. 472 00:17:55,306 --> 00:17:58,139 LISTEN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHO I GOT A B-25 FROM. 473 00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,314 - NINA. - YES, THAT IS ME. 474 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:05,646 AND THAT'S YOU. 475 00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:09,610 - SHALL WE? - YUP. 476 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,572 IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT 477 00:18:11,572 --> 00:18:13,444 THE THING THAT HAPPENED ON THE STEPS, WE CAN-- 478 00:18:13,444 --> 00:18:15,196 OR WE DON'T HAVE TO, 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED 479 00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:16,447 TO OVERANALYZE IT UNLESS YOU-- 480 00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,538 - NO. - OKAY. 481 00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:20,080 YEAH, IT'S A TERRIBLE QUALITY. 482 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,703 I MEAN, JUST CAN'T TURN THIS THING OFF. 483 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,665 - OH, UM... - YEAH. 484 00:18:24,665 --> 00:18:30,090 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 485 00:18:30,090 --> 00:18:33,013 YOU COMING? - YEAH. 486 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,100 - NINA SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 487 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,263 SO JUST--SHH. 488 00:18:42,263 --> 00:18:45,476 YOU GUYS, I THOUGHT I SAID SILENCE OR OFF. 489 00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:48,028 - YOU GUYS GET THIS? NINA AND TRENT? 490 00:18:48,028 --> 00:18:50,651 - SERIOUSLY, GUYS? OH, THAT'S MINE. 491 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,572 OH. 492 00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:52,573 [gasps] 493 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,405 WHAT THE FUDGE CAKE? 494 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:56,617 TRENT AND NINA? - ISN'T HE ENGAGED? 495 00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:58,659 - DOES PHIL KNOW? - OH, MAN. 496 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,621 IS THERE A POWER OUTAGE OR SOMETHING? 497 00:19:00,621 --> 00:19:03,374 - CRAP ON A CRACKER, SHE'S HERE. 498 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:04,375 SURPRISE! 499 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,549 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PD OF THE YEAR AWARD! 500 00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:11,422 - SURPRISE! all: SURPRISE! 501 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:12,713 - IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY. 502 00:19:12,713 --> 00:19:14,555 [phone rings] 503 00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:19,970 THAT WAS A PRETTY CONVINCING INVITATION ON THE STEPS. 504 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:24,765 - SO YOU AND TRENT, HUH? 505 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:27,728 - WHAT? WHAT? 506 00:19:27,728 --> 00:19:29,650 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, PHIL, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 507 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:32,403 - HEY, WE MADE YOU A SIGNATURE COCKTAIL. 508 00:19:32,403 --> 00:19:34,445 IT'S CALLED A WHITLEY SOUR. NOT THAT YOU'RE SOUR. 509 00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:35,696 YOU'RE JUST IRRITABLE. 510 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,778 CONGRATULATIONS. - OKAY. 511 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:38,739 - MAKE A TOAST. 512 00:19:38,739 --> 00:19:41,662 [door closes] 513 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:45,786 - HEY, UM, EVERYBODY. 514 00:19:45,786 --> 00:19:47,708 COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE MINUTE? 515 00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:48,749 THANK YOU. - OKAY. 516 00:19:48,749 --> 00:19:51,292 - OKAY. 517 00:19:51,292 --> 00:19:53,003 HEY. 518 00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,795 PHIL, CAN YOU JUST WAIT-- 519 00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:55,756 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, 520 00:19:55,756 --> 00:19:56,797 I CAN'T RUN IN THESE AT ALL, 521 00:19:56,797 --> 00:19:58,969 SO CAN YOU JUST MEET ME HALFWAY, PLEASE? 522 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,766 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 523 00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,768 - OH, I JUST REMEMBERED I GOT A SECRET FAMILY. 524 00:20:07,768 --> 00:20:09,480 I GOT TO GO TUCK THE KIDS INTO BED. 525 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,651 - OKAY, CAN I AT LEAST JUST EXPLAIN? 526 00:20:10,651 --> 00:20:11,732 BECAUSE TRENT AND I, WE ARE NOT-- 527 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:12,773 - THAT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 528 00:20:12,773 --> 00:20:15,566 GO. GO ENJOY YOUR PARTY. 529 00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,157 LISTEN TO YOU. 530 00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,820 YOU'RE ALREADY THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM, HUH? 531 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:23,574 - OKAY, CAN YOU-- CAN YOU JUST NOT DISAPPEAR? 532 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,503 - I WOULDN'T LET YOU OFF THAT EASY. 533 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:34,715 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 534 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,592 - IT MEANS I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY, WHITLEY. 535 00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:52,603 - YOU GUYS, WHO ELSE IN THE OFFICE 536 00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:54,355 DO YOU THINK IS TREATING EACH OTHER'S GENITALS 537 00:20:54,355 --> 00:20:55,356 LIKE HOSTILE WITNESSES? 538 00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:56,397 - I HOPE NOBODY AT THIS BOOTH. 539 00:20:56,397 --> 00:20:59,029 IT IS A PRETTY UNAPPETIZING BUNCH. 540 00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:00,861 - THIS MIGHT NOT QUALIFY, 541 00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:03,364 BUT I KEEP HAVING THESE RECURRING DREAMS 542 00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:07,458 WHERE MICAH IS GIVING ME A HOT CREAM SHAVE. 543 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,369 - THAT QUALIFIES. 544 00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:11,622 - LET'S GET THIS CAKE READY BEFORE NINA GETS BACK. 545 00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:14,174 OKAY. 546 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:17,127 "CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL." 547 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:19,340 JESUS, LARRY, WHY ARE WORDS SO HARD FOR YOU? 548 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,552 - I SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS, NINA," 549 00:21:21,552 --> 00:21:23,303 OVER THE PHONE, 550 00:21:23,303 --> 00:21:25,225 BUT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF A TUNA MELT. 551 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:27,348 YOU'D THINK A PROFESSIONAL FROSTER WOULD KNOW BETTER. 552 00:21:27,348 --> 00:21:29,430 - I'M GOING IN. - NO, NO, NO, WAIT FOR NINA. 553 00:21:29,430 --> 00:21:31,482 - SHE'S NOT COMING BACK. - I THINK SHE WET HERSELF. 554 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:35,436 - AT LEAST MAKE A TOAST. 555 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:39,400 all: CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL. 556 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,362 - WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, LARRY. 557 00:21:41,362 --> 00:21:44,995 IT TOTALLY SOUNDS LIKE "CONGARBALATIONS, MIMAL." 558 00:21:44,995 --> 00:21:47,037 - WHY IS THERE A PENIS ON THE CAKE? 559 00:21:47,037 --> 00:21:48,619 - IT'S A CHOCOLATE GAVEL.