1 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,973 So I send in the form, and if my mom wants to meet me too, 2 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:16,266 - then we meet? - Yeah. 3 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:17,750 And if she doesn't want to meet me, 4 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:21,188 then I get to feel that hot sting of rejection all over again. 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,273 What a fun adventure this all is. 6 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:27,611 You know what is fun? You coming with me to my first day on my new show. 7 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,614 "BoJack Horseman in F.H.B.A. Los Angeles, 8 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,575 starring BoJack Horseman as 'the Judge.'" 9 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,118 What is F.H.B.A.? 10 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:38,330 I think it's one of those shows about Navy sex crimes that have gone cold? 11 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,917 And there may be numbers or something? Then, they call "the Judge." 12 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,919 I'm just excited to get out of the house. 13 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,421 I've been getting really fidgety cooped up on that hill. 14 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,265 Like I got tiny little bumps crawling around 15 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:49,716 on the inside of my skin, you know? 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,095 Totally. Look at this guy, texting in the middle of the intersection. 17 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,139 You have been judged to be a shitty driver. 18 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:59,560 I'm the Judge. I sentence you to kiss my ass. 19 00:00:59,596 --> 00:01:00,689 Boom! 20 00:01:00,729 --> 00:01:02,064 You got "judged." 21 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,400 It feels good to be a dramatic actor again. 22 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,283 To make someone laugh is a craft, to be sure, 23 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,697 but to make someone cry, on purpose, that is a precious gift. 24 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,616 Hey, I'm Miles, the production intern. Can I get you anything? Water? 25 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,034 That's so sweet of you. 26 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,911 Actually, that's so his job of him. 27 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:21,373 - Hey, PA, whose name I already forgot. - It's Miles, and I'm an intern. 28 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,167 Still not interested. Can you take my daughter to "video village"? 29 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:26,503 I wanna make sure she sees me at my most awesome, 30 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:29,499 which is with a slightly high angle to avoid appearance of a double chin. 31 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,504 Note to director. 32 00:01:30,529 --> 00:01:31,717 - Right this way. - Okay. 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,520 - [BELL RINGS] - [ASSISTANT DIRECTOR] Quiet! 34 00:01:33,544 --> 00:01:34,586 - [GRUNTS] - Rolling! 35 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:37,389 [ANNOUNCER] Previously on F.H.B.A. Los Angeles... 36 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:42,144 I may be a human rights lawyer, but those skanks are human wrongs. 37 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,355 I'll tell you the same thing I tell kids in the cancer ward. 38 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,274 I'm not here to make friends. 39 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,818 I'm here to win and/or cure cancer. 40 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,821 [ANNOUNCER] Tonight, the girls return from Booty Boot Camp 41 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,948 and face new judge, BoJack Horseman. 42 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,825 Will BoJack turn the other cheek, 43 00:01:56,908 --> 00:02:00,037 or is this the week the booties hit the floor? 44 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:05,208 This is Felicity Huffman's Booty Academy: Los Angeles! 45 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,002 Um... what's all this then? 46 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,881 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 47 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:57,670 synced & corrected byPopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com 48 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,392 [GAVEL RAPS] 49 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,269 On Booty Academy, we're here to find out 50 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:10,315 who's got the right behind and who's going to be left behind. 51 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:14,319 BoJack, do you have anything you'd like to say to the contestants 52 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,238 before we give our verdict? 53 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,407 No, I'm good. 54 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,993 Very well. Calliope, you are "ready for this jelly." 55 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,662 You can stay another week. 56 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,998 "Tasha, our 'anaconda don't want none." 57 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,959 Cover up your bottom and go. 58 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,044 No! 59 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,505 Your booty's been adjudicated! 60 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,228 - [ASSISTANT DIRECTOR] Cut! - [BELL RINGS] 61 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:36,842 This is bullshit! 62 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,965 - Callin' my manager! - Remind me what this show is? 63 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,850 - I know, remind me? - [TASHA] ...my publicist! 64 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,931 Felicity Huffman's Booty Academy. 65 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,057 It was supposed to be 66 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,685 Felicity Huffman's Future Leaders of America, 67 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,062 but it got retooled a little by the network. 68 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,148 So are we judging who has the best booty? 69 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:54,359 Whoa, BoJack, no. That is so degrading. 70 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:57,863 So if it's not about their butts, then why is the other judge Sir Mix-A-Lot? 71 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,115 Because I'm an honest and impartial judge. 72 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:04,077 And if there's one thing I'm famous for, it's that I cannot lie. 73 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,954 Yeah, I guess that would be the one thing. 74 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,456 Hey, can we go home now? 75 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,876 Being around all these skinny L.A. ladies makes me feel like a blob. 76 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,004 Well, I gotta shoot for, like, ten more hours. 77 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,130 Are you serious? 78 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:19,760 Apparently, it takes three hours to set up the "badonka-donka-dobstacle course." 79 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:23,430 So making TV is like a full-time job? Then why is it so bad? 80 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,682 I just assumed people weren't trying. 81 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:29,019 Uh, I don't mean to butt in here, but shouldn't your daughter be in school? 82 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,897 Shouldn't you be "Sir Minding-Your-Own-Business-A-Lot"? 83 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,316 I graduated early and took a gap year. 84 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,610 My friend Maryssa is backpacking through Europe, 85 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:40,272 but lucky me, I get to hang out in this butt-infested warehouse. 86 00:04:40,297 --> 00:04:41,298 Oh. All right. 87 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:43,563 Someone better be checking the pH levels of that Jacuzzi 88 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,118 because these bitches are basic. 89 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,037 Hey, you wanna explore the back lot? 90 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,766 They got a whole area that was built to look like downtown Toronto. 91 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,790 That's where they shoot the stuff set in New York. 92 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,627 Are you allowed to just leave the set? 93 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,170 What are they gonna do? Dock my pay? 94 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,547 I'm an intern. They don't pay me. I got all the power! 95 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,631 [LAUGHING] 96 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:06,765 Princess Carolyn, you are going to love Stilton Acres. 97 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:10,268 We have a sauna and a tennis court and a giant hedge maze. 98 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,522 And if you make it all the way through the maze, you get some sugar water. 99 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:16,024 And you're gonna love the Feast of Saint Squeaky. 100 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:18,068 It's the holiest of all mouse holidays. 101 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,402 We prepare a feast of Swiss... 102 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,238 Because it's the holiest of all cheeses? 103 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,615 Because it was all our ancestors could carry 104 00:05:23,698 --> 00:05:26,117 when they were trying to escape for their lives. 105 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:27,536 Oh... because it has holes! 106 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,787 - That's very funny. - Thanks. 107 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,747 I really want you and my parents to get along. 108 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,708 They can be kind of a lot, especially around the holidays. 109 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,544 I'm sure I'm going to love them. 110 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,336 And they're gonna love me. I'm Princess Carolyn! 111 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:39,523 I'm sure they will too. 112 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,174 But let's wait until after they love you 113 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:43,343 to tell them about, you know, Philbert. 114 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,262 Of course. But what about her? 115 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,680 Don't worry. She's on her phone. 116 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:49,323 Unless Ralph and Princess Carolyn's secret baby starts to trend, 117 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,476 she won't notice anything we do or say. 118 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,729 - Stefani? Stefani? - [PHONE CLICKING] 119 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,482 - [SQUISHES] - Whoa. 120 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,114 Katrina! Just the person I wanted to talk to! 121 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,991 - How's hotel life? - Marvelous! 122 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:09,494 Room service, tiny ketchup bottles, handy list of cable channels. 123 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:12,247 Now I know why so many people like being homeless. 124 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,611 - Mr. Peanutbutter, that's not... - On the phone, darling. 125 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:17,586 Well, I just found you the perfect new campaign headquarters. 126 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:18,920 I'm gonna sign the lease now, 127 00:06:18,991 --> 00:06:20,631 unless you think of a reason I shouldn't. 128 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:21,721 Nothing comes to mind. 129 00:06:21,746 --> 00:06:24,384 Great! It's done. Now, what did you wanna talk to me about? 130 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,469 - I'm dropping out of the race. - What?! 131 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,555 Woodchuck's a better leader than I'll ever be. 132 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,933 This election is about bigger things than just you and Woodchuck. 133 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,017 What is it about then? 134 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,604 It's about hope, and freedom, and powerful lobbyists 135 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,731 who pay me to elect a governor I can control 136 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:41,318 so we can get legislation passed that allows them to build private prisons 137 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,236 on what are now protected wetlands. 138 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,031 Well, hopefully those evil lobbyists can find some other puppet 139 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,115 to do their bidding. 140 00:06:47,198 --> 00:06:48,199 Why would you hope that? 141 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:50,535 I'm done running for governor, so you're fired. 142 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:51,870 No hard feelings, right? 143 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,372 You idiot. I will end you! 144 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,041 - Bye, Cruella! - [KATRINA SCREAMS] 145 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,379 - [MOTHER] Hello. - [FATHER] Stefani! 146 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,922 - Hello. - Oh, darling, you're home. 147 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,526 - Nice to meet you. - Princess Carolyn! 148 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,385 - Hello. - I'm Poppy! This is my wife, Mimi. 149 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,346 And this is our son, Sissy. 150 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,639 And this is my wife, Missy. 151 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,393 And the boys, Tweeds, Nantucket, and Loophole! 152 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:14,451 Ugh. 153 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,519 It's so wonderful to meet you all! 154 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,772 - Can I get you a cocktail? - Oh. No, thank you. 155 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:19,940 - Wine? - That's all right. 156 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:23,318 I will consider it a personal affront if you won't at least have a beer. 157 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,528 - I shouldn't. - What about a very caffeinated coffee? 158 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,613 - No. - Raw shellfish? 159 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,864 - Not tonight. - Cigarette? 160 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,199 - I don't smoke. - That's okay. 161 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,076 You can just stand around me while I smoke. 162 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,911 - No, I don't want to. - Cocaine, then? 163 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,996 I so appreciate that, and I hate to be rude, 164 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,831 but I really don't think it's a good idea. 165 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,084 Would you like me to punch you in the belly real quick 166 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,169 so you remember what it's like to be alive? 167 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,629 That's a rich person thing. 168 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,547 Oh, I know. I grew up around rich people. 169 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,676 But I'm actually good, as far as belly-punchings go. 170 00:07:47,724 --> 00:07:50,404 Well, can I at least offer you a ride on our private rollercoaster? 171 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,806 Surely, there's no reason you wouldn't want to do that. 172 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,975 - So if you decline, I will be offended. - Oh. 173 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,434 Also, not that it's relevant, 174 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,561 but the rollercoaster is specifically discouraged 175 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,397 for children under five and pregnant women. 176 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,107 But since you are neither of those, 177 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,350 obviously, there's no reason you will not want to ride 178 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,736 on our family's really fun rollercoaster. 179 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,114 - Okay, look, the truth is... - Hey, Dad! 180 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,992 Why don't you tell Princess Carolyn one of your great golf stories? 181 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,660 - Say, there's an idea. - Yes! 182 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,122 So here I am with a mashie when what I need is a niblick. 183 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,707 [ALL LAUGHING] 184 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,584 Wow, golf. Fore! Am I right? 185 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:24,546 Yes, that's exactly right. Golf. 186 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,089 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 187 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,260 Californians, this is an endorsement! 188 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,678 My message is simple. 189 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:35,598 If you want to vote Peanutbutter, vote Coodchuck-Berkowitz 190 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:38,977 because a vote for Coodchuck-Berkowitz is a vote for Peanutbutter. 191 00:08:39,002 --> 00:08:40,128 Uh... 192 00:08:40,153 --> 00:08:42,814 Since Peanutbutter likes Coodchuck-Berkowitz. 193 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:46,776 So if you like Coodchuck-Berkowitz, vote like Mr. Peanutbutter... 194 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,612 - Excuse me... - ...for Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz. 195 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:53,123 So if we want to vote for Woodchuck, we should vote for you? 196 00:08:53,148 --> 00:08:54,223 - No. - Yes. 197 00:08:54,248 --> 00:08:56,511 - By voting for Woodchuck. - Thank you, Mr. Peanutbutter. 198 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,246 I look forward to moving past 199 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:00,498 the political divisiveness of this campaign 200 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:03,126 and finally focusing on the issues. 201 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,502 What's with the gorilla feet? 202 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:05,962 [SIGHS] 203 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,088 As I've explained before, 204 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:09,257 my hands were crushed during the fracking incident. 205 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,509 There were no hand transplants readily available, 206 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:14,012 but gorilla feet are somewhat hand-like. 207 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:16,097 So I am using them temporarily 208 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:19,642 while my doctors find me more suitable replacements. 209 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,437 [LAUGHS] They sure made a monkey out of you, huh? 210 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,280 - [REPORTERS LAUGH] - They did no such thing. 211 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:25,304 Gorillas are apes. 212 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,566 I feel that went pretty well. 213 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,277 Yes, well, thank you for dropping out of the race. 214 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,239 Rest assured, under my stewardship, the state will be in good... 215 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,617 - You were gonna say "hands" weren't you? - Ugh. 216 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,786 So, what's next for us two amigos? 217 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,830 Mr. Peanutbutter, we don't need your help on the campaign. 218 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,000 We are running virtually unopposed. I think our team can handle it from here. 219 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,210 Wha-wha-wha-what? 220 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:48,797 The best way you can help us is to go back to your regular life 221 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,216 and stay out of politics forever. 222 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:56,054 So this chapter of my life is over? Doggy, doggy. What now? 223 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,764 Coochy-coochy-coochy... 224 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,599 Hey, Mom. You got something in the mail. 225 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,811 Have I received any gentleman callers today? 226 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,980 I'm expecting a visit from Corbin Creamerman. 227 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,232 You know what? I'll check. 228 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:10,068 You could learn a thing or two from him, Henrietta! 229 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,151 Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,114 - Hey, where have you been? - I'll make coffee. 231 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,532 Oh, uh... 232 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,243 well, Miles actually took me to check out UCLA. 233 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,912 He took me to a party, and I got to sleep in a dorm room, and... 234 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,414 Wow, look at the time. That's enough questioning of me, 235 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,917 and where I've been, and what I've been doing. See ya later! 236 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,044 Hold up. Did you and that PA hook up last night? 237 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,505 BoJack! We didn't just hook up. 238 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,465 Miles is a really interesting soul, 239 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,926 - and I feel like we connected. - Oh, boy. Okay. Sit down. 240 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,637 Hollyhock, you are never gonna hear from that guy again. 241 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,972 Okay, actually, I am, 242 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,099 because when I left his dorm he said he would, 243 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,351 and I quote, "Definitely text me." 244 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:44,936 Oh, wow, I didn't realize. 245 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,646 Should we plan the wedding for you 246 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,529 and teenage-boy-you-slept-with who-said-he-would-definitely-text-you"? 247 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:50,608 Very funny. 248 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,861 Believe me, I take no pleasure in telling you this, 249 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,780 - but that kid is never, ever, ever... - [PHONE CHIMES] 250 00:10:55,805 --> 00:10:56,823 Ooh! BoJack... 251 00:10:56,848 --> 00:10:58,640 Hollyhock, it is very rude to interrupt. 252 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,700 Now, where was I? 253 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,538 Right. You'll never ever hear from this guy again. 254 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,622 - But, I... - Ba-ba-ba! 255 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,834 In fact, if he texts you, I will do a hundred pushups. 256 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,462 That's how sure I am, since there is no possible way... 257 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,694 "Had a great time last night. Kilometers." 258 00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:14,774 "Kilometers"? 259 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,093 It's an inside joke between me and Miles. 260 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:19,146 Not inside enough. I figured it out and it's dumb. 261 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,220 - [PHONE CHIMES] - Ooh. 262 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,110 He wants to take me to a party tonight. 263 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,058 - Shouldn't you be doing pushups? - [SIGHS] 264 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,644 Nope, can't. Impossible. 265 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,448 Anyone who says they did a pushup is lying. 266 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,561 - [PHONE CHIMES] - That him canceling? Classic move. 267 00:11:30,585 --> 00:11:32,525 No, he wants to spend the day together. 268 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,527 Oh. Well, you wanna have breakfast first? 269 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,529 I got a box of crullers, of which one remains. 270 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,031 Nah, I'm good with this coffee. 271 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,908 I'll be home for dinner, though. Bye! 272 00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:41,802 Okay. 273 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:45,121 Forty-six, 47... 274 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:48,833 - Ah! I could do this all day. - [GROANS] 275 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,295 - [HORN HONKING] - [GASPS, WHIMPERS] 276 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:58,051 We have gathered in Todd's new apartment to discuss the future of PB Livin'. 277 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636 You told me this was an intervention 278 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,138 to get Todd to stop coming up with awful ideas. 279 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,015 That was a pretense to get you to show up. 280 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:05,808 - What? - It was Todd's idea. 281 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,101 What else you got, Todd? 282 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:11,147 Well, I got this one thing. I don't know. It might be pretty dumb. 283 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,441 - You bite your tongue. - Yes, bite it all the way off! 284 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,985 All your ideas are beyond terrible. 285 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,364 Well, in that case, I guess I must have "terrible" business instincts. 286 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,990 - You do! - Because I wanna hear it. 287 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,285 They say "the devil's in the details," so let's summon the devil! 288 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,037 Okay, so you know how hard it is 289 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,665 - to get your kids to go to the dentist? - I don't. 290 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,709 But what if dentists had a friendlier face? 291 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,002 Ooh! 292 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,630 What if you could take your kids to a dentist's office 293 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,091 where all the dentists were clowns? 294 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,259 - What?! - Kids love clowns! 295 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,136 - Do kids love clowns? - Actually... 296 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,973 Don't they? Who else would clowns be for? 297 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,933 Because adults don't love clowns. 298 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,769 That is true. Adults find clowns creepy and off-putting. 299 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,480 So kids must love clowns, 300 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,066 because otherwise, why would there be clowns? 301 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,442 That is sound logic. Okay. 302 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:59,153 I want these clown dentists laughing maniacally 303 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,824 as they drill into the teeth of America's children, starting yesterday! 304 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:06,160 As someone who does have children, I have to say, 305 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:09,664 a lot of kids are actually terrified of clowns! 306 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:10,748 Are they? Hm. 307 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,376 That would have been helpful information before I committed. 308 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:16,587 But my word is my bond and I already said yes, didn't I? 309 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,757 Okay, so do we find dentists and train them to be clowns, 310 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:22,301 or do we get clowns and train them to be dentists? 311 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,888 Why don't we get clowns and dentists and they can train each other? 312 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,726 Oh, somebody call the police department, because you are on fire! 313 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,899 [GROANS] Aw, jeez. 314 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,021 [ALL CHUCKLING] 315 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,689 And without missing a beat, I say, 316 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,734 "Well, when life gives you lemons, make an Arnold Palmer." 317 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,193 [ALL LAUGHING] 318 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,321 It's been so wonderful getting to know you all these last few days. 319 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:46,284 We're so happy to have you. Now, let the festivities begin. 320 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,120 - Sissy, hand out those cat ears. - Cat ears? 321 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,039 - And this is for you. - I want those. 322 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,540 See, the feast is about remembering 323 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,001 the ancient tale of a heroic mouse named Squeaky. 324 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:58,588 And we always start by wearing cat ears and singing the song of Squeaky's enemy, 325 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,631 the cat tyrant, King Pusspuss. 326 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:05,344 Looks like Princess Carolyn won't need any cat ears to look evil. 327 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,548 - [FAMILY LAUGHING] - [SIGHS] 328 00:14:06,572 --> 00:14:08,014 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 329 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,725 ♪ Look at me, I'm a dumb cat king ♪ 330 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,436 ♪ I'm an ugly, mean, fat thing ♪ 331 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,938 ♪ Innocent mice will feel my wrath ♪ 332 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,441 ♪ I'm a stinky cat Who never takes a bath ♪ 333 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,694 Okay, that's actually a stereotype. Cats do take baths. 334 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,238 Darling, licking yourself does not qualify. 335 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,448 [FAMILY LAUGHING] 336 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,950 - Aw, come on, it was funny. - [GRUNTS] 337 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:33,664 ♪ I'm positively evil I'm nasty and I'm smelly ♪ 338 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,584 ♪ So I'll take my sword And stab you in the belly ♪ 339 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,336 [POPPY] Oh! Right in the cat gut! 340 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,629 Hooray! 341 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,339 Sorry, it gets a little graphic. 342 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,593 I really wish you'd told me your family's holiday was so anti-cat. 343 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:49,806 It's just an old story about one bad cat. It's not about every cat. 344 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,266 - Death to all cats! - Whoo-hoo! 345 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,310 - [STEFANI] All right! - I forgot about that part. 346 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,394 It's kinda like church. 347 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,022 You say the words so many times, you forget what they mean. 348 00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,732 Oh-hh... 349 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,072 - [YELPS] Agh! - Hello, Hollyhock. 350 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,949 [CLICKS] 351 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,952 Oh, come on. Wait there. There's a spare bulb in the kitchen. 352 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,871 I've been sitting in that chair for five hours waiting to do this. 353 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,292 - [CRASHING] - Agh, damn it! Son-of-a...! What? 354 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,669 [HUFFING] 355 00:15:20,438 --> 00:15:21,438 [CLICKS] 356 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,881 - Hello, Hollyhock. - What are you trying to do? 357 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,343 I'm trying to keep you out of trouble with a showman's flair for the dramatic. 358 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,178 I texted you I was gonna be home late. 359 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,972 You don't tell me when you're home late. 360 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,099 This is my house. You need to ask permission. 361 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,935 - What? You're not my dads. - I'm just looking out for you. 362 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,020 You spent four days with this kid, I'm worried... 363 00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,731 There's nothing to worry about! We like each other. 364 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,984 Yeah, now. But come on, Hollyhock. 365 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,569 [STAMMERS, SIGHS] 366 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,903 He's a teenage boy 367 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:49,031 whose job is to be around hot women in skimpy outfits all day. 368 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,658 You think he's gonna want... 369 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:51,772 What? 370 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,202 No, I just mean that... 371 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,286 What, you think I'm not attractive enough for him? 372 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,374 Well, you're the one who said you were a blob. 373 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,501 - Do you think I'm a blob? - No. 374 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,212 What kind of person calls his own daughter a blob? 375 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,548 - You said "blob." - I said I "felt" like a blob. 376 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,592 Do you think I'm a blob? 377 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:08,676 I just... [SIGHS] 378 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,805 I just think L.A. is a superficial town and you need to be careful. 379 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,141 Well, Miles likes me just the way I am. 380 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,894 And that's the kind of person that I want to spend my time with. 381 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,855 Hollyhock, wait. Wait. Wait! 382 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,566 I get it! It's my weight! 383 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,948 Yeah... I'm sorry about all that. 384 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,575 Why didn't you tell me they hate cats? 385 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,640 They don't hate cats. 386 00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,496 Now I get why you didn't want to tell your family about the baby. 387 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,789 Okay, I was a little nervous. But they'll come around. 388 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,918 Besides, what am I supposed to do? They're my family. 389 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,087 - And what are me and Philbert? - [SIGHS] Oh... 390 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,636 Can't believe she's still pissed. 391 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,304 You shouldn't have called her a "blob." 392 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,057 I'm a blob too! We're both blobs! 393 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,185 How about just as a general rule, don't ever call a woman a blob? 394 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,022 Never! What if I meet a woman whose name is Barbara Lob? 395 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,399 And I call her "B" for short. "B. Lob." 396 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,069 Maybe instead of figuring out the woman blob workaround, 397 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,987 you should just tell Hollyhock you're sorry. 398 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,031 I still think Miles is up to something. 399 00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,554 Why is it so hard for you to believe 400 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,368 someone could genuinely like your daughter? 401 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,203 Because she's like me! 402 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:22,708 Okay. Do you think maybe this could be more about you than it is about her? 403 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,878 Yes, obviously, I have a lot of work to do on myself. Everyone knows that. 404 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,882 But the important thing right now is how I can fix things with Hollyhock. 405 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,591 Try to stay on topic, Diane. 406 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,010 Well, an open conversation about your concerns with... 407 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,638 No, that's too Diane-y. She'd never buy it was coming from me. 408 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,014 Then why do you want my advice? 409 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:40,184 I got it. If I can somehow prove to her what a jerk Miles is, 410 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,353 then she'll have to like me more by default. 411 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,646 That's the BoJack way. 412 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,232 BoJack, no...! Oh... oh... 413 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,359 Ooh, that's... that's nice. 414 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,903 Goldie, how would you like to advance to the final round? 415 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:55,241 I would do anything, and I mean, anything. 416 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:59,245 - So I did it. I had sex with the PA. - You had sex with him? 417 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913 That's what you wanted, right? 418 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,999 I just said "seduce" the PA. 419 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,709 Doesn't that mean have sex with him? 420 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:08,379 No, I just wanted you to, like, get him all hot and bothered. 421 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,506 - Eh...? - And ready to sleep with you. 422 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,216 Then once you get him on audiotape 423 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,180 - saying that he would sleep with you... - What? 424 00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,902 ...come up with some excuse to get out of there with virtue intact. 425 00:18:16,926 --> 00:18:19,640 That's a lot of specifics you just assumed I would know. 426 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:22,852 Okay, well, the important thing is, we got him now. 427 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,021 Tell Miles what you told me. 428 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,440 - I had sex with the PA. - What PA? 429 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,651 I think his name was "Eggberg"? 430 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,695 - What? Not him? - That's the intern. 431 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,823 - You said "PA." - Did you think I was a PA? Nice! 432 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,408 Why'd you want her to sleep with me? 433 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,492 Not sleep with. 434 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,788 You told a contestant you would advance her to the final round 435 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,290 if she slept with a PA? 436 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,667 I said "seduce." There is a distinction. 437 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,295 We make a show about empowering women and lifting them up, 438 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,298 and you cheapen it with this coarse vulgarity. 439 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,634 I cannot lie. You disgust me. 440 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,218 This was all a big misunderstanding. 441 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,804 Cover up your bottom and go, BoJack. 442 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:03,225 You're not fit to judge anyone's character, or their booties. 443 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,437 So it is about judging booties. 444 00:19:06,914 --> 00:19:07,914 [GROANS] 445 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,357 - Hey, BoJack. - Miles. 446 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,760 Don't want me dating your daughter, you could have told me. 447 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,852 I'm sorry. 448 00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,071 Maybe we could've worked out some sort of deal. 449 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,322 What do you mean? 450 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,408 All right, so I got this screenplay, and I think it's a really fresh area. 451 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,036 It's about a production intern who wants to be a writer. 452 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,120 Oh, wow. 453 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:26,040 I think it could go somewhere if it got in front of the right person. 454 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,643 So if you have like an agent or a manager you could give it to, 455 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,837 that would be awesome, and I would never talk to Hollyhock again. 456 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:32,922 I promise. 457 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,928 So you were right. He was a dirtbag. 458 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,847 Yeah. I was kinda hoping I was wrong for once. 459 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,265 If it makes you feel any better, 460 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,476 you were wrong about all the other parts of this. 461 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,479 Diane, you are so bad at making people feel better. 462 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:49,855 Are you gonna tell Hollyhock? 463 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,566 She's a smart girl. She'll figure it out eventually. 464 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,588 But for now, if she believes someone can love her for who she really is, 465 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,252 then why would I take that away from her? 466 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,493 BoJack, you gotta get one of these massages. 467 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,120 - Oh-hh! - Okay. 468 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,248 - [MIMI] Goodbye, darling. - [SISSY] It was good seeing you. 469 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,501 - It was so much fun seeing you both. - Thank you for hosting us. 470 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,253 It was so nice to get away for the week 471 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,376 and learn all about your charming little traditions 472 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,173 that didn't freak me out at all. Bye-bye! 473 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,009 Did our little city mouse have a nice time in the country? 474 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,094 Everything was wonderful. 475 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,639 And your little companion was darling... For a week. 476 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,434 But I do hope the next one you bring home knows how to appreciate 477 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,436 a good Feast of Saint Squeaky. 478 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,979 Well, for your information, 479 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,022 there's not gonna be a "next one," because... 480 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:35,693 I love Princess Carolyn and we're having a baby and I couldn't be happier! 481 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,111 [MIMI] Oh, my God. 482 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,159 Oh, Mr. Peanutbutter, I am so relaxed. 483 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,442 I didn't realize how much tension I'd built up in my... 484 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,039 Oh, my God! Um... 485 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:54,003 Mr. Peanutbutter, why is our hotel room filled with dentist clowns? 486 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,921 Don't be ridiculous, Diane. 487 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,798 They're not all dentist clowns. 488 00:20:57,882 --> 00:20:59,675 Half of them are clown dentists. 489 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,969 Just try to ignore them and go about your business. 490 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,929 - Okay. - So, this is the incisor. 491 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,765 Doc, if this is what's incisor, 492 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:08,517 I'd hate to see what's outsides 'er. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk! 493 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,465 - Please try to focus, Dr. Boing-Boing. - [SQUIRTS] 494 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:12,538 Ugh! 495 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,123 [TOM JUMBO-GRUMBO] With former rival Mr. Peanutbutter's support, 496 00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:17,026 just yesterday, Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz 497 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,360 seemed to be unbeatable, 498 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:23,324 but as a new candidate enters the race, is Woodchuck also "unbeata-Biel"? 499 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:24,575 "UnbeataBiel"? 500 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:28,913 Randy, you wily son of a... I've missed you, buddy! Bring it in! 501 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,165 "UnbeataBiel"? [GASPS] 502 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,584 I'm tired of these politicians who are all talk. 503 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:37,004 California needs a leader who excels in both comedy and drama 504 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,507 and who is beautiful in an approachable girl-next-door way, 505 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,675 and who will get all the criminals off the street 506 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,303 while simultaneously finding a use for our wetlands. 507 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,930 That's why I'm running for governor. 508 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,513 A candidate you can Jessica-lieve in. 509 00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:49,642 What the...?! 510 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,435 Let's do it together! I'm with me! 511 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,103 Oh-hh! Katrina. 512 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:56,148 - Gadzooks! - Not now, Professor Flim-Flam! 513 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,108 Of course, Katrina would latch onto Jessica 514 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,319 as the beautiful face of her dangerous agenda. 515 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,405 Well, there's no way they could beat Woodchuck, right? 516 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,324 No? Because I almost beat him 517 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,159 and I don't even know what a governor does. 518 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,412 That's true. Mr. Peanutbutter, you've got to help. 519 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,331 Woodchuck has no idea what he's up against. 520 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,084 You're right! But are we sure this is the right thing for us? 521 00:22:15,144 --> 00:22:18,104 If I jump right back into politics, that's not gonna give me a lot of time 522 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,440 to focus on our burgeoning clown dentistry business. 523 00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,524 [NOSE BEEPS] 524 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,260 Then it is definitely the right thing for us. 525 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,054 [WOODCHUCK] This is an abomination. 526 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:29,177 [AIDE] It's only till the doctors find better ones. 527 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,058 They're not even hands! 528 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,143 Well, they're better than feet, aren't they? 529 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,311 - [BEEPING] - What the...?! 530 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,438 - [YELPS] - I'm Dr. Boing-Boing! 531 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,191 And I am Dr. Jennifer Picarello, D.D.S. 532 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,075 We come with a message from Mr. Peanutbutter. 533 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,028 You can tell Mr. Peanutbutter I don't... 534 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,322 - Ha! Woodchuck! - What do you want? 535 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:46,490 You need me, Woodchuck! 536 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,577 You've got brain smarts, but your sober-minded policy speeches 537 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,997 are no match for the glitz and pizzazz of a Hollywoo starlet. 538 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,666 Even a relatively low-wattage one like Jessica Biel. 539 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,085 He's right. California loves making movie stars governors. 540 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,296 I was married to both Jessica and Katrina. 541 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,922 I know them inside and out. 542 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,800 And I'm not speaking in a sexual way, 543 00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:05,908 although it is also true in a sexual way. 544 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:09,930 - You gotta let me join the campaign! - [GROANS, SIGHS] 545 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,308 - All right. - Great! There's no time to lose. 546 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,894 Quick! Get in Dr. Boing-Boing's dream-powered smile-mobile! 547 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:19,440 It's been four seconds and I already deeply regret this. 548 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:20,733 [BEEPING] 549 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:25,279 [CHANGING CHANNELS ON TV] 550 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,574 - Hey. - Hey, yourself. 551 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,993 - I'm sorry I was an asshole. - Mm-hmm. 552 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,516 - What are you doing? - Seeing how fast I can change channels. 553 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,539 Also, I found all the loose change in the house 554 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,791 and I put it in alphabetical order by year. 555 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,321 Do you really think a guy like Miles 556 00:23:41,368 --> 00:23:43,237 couldn't ever really like a girl like me? 557 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,381 No. 558 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,217 I was just jealous because you were spending a lot of time with him. 559 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,386 He hasn't texted me all day today. 560 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,096 I've been trying to distract myself. 561 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,086 Forget him. You're gonna meet lots of guys 562 00:23:53,117 --> 00:23:54,916 who will fall madly in love with you. 563 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,645 I might have scared him off. I don't know. 564 00:23:57,728 --> 00:24:03,233 Do you ever get that feeling that like, to know you more is to love you less? 565 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:06,945 Hollyhock, you are an amazing woman and you should never settle for someone 566 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,781 who only loves the idea of you. 567 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,784 You are funny, and you're kind, and you're clever. 568 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,452 Am I also pretty? 569 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:16,830 I... come on. What do you want me to say? 570 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,957 Obviously, I think you're beautiful. 571 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,127 Well, you don't have to go overboard. 572 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,629 Hey, I got an idea. 573 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,548 Why don't we go get some Cold Stone? That'll take your mind off Miles. 574 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,134 Plus, I'll let you drive the Tesla! 575 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,513 Thanks, but I'm not really in the mood for ice cream. 576 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,431 Well, then, forget that. Let's get a pizza. 577 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:37,226 - I'm actually not hungry. - Oh. 578 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:42,064 [TV AUDIO SWITCHES RAPIDLY] 579 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:50,447 ♪ Back in the 90's I was in a very famous TV show ♪ 580 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,327 - ♪ I'm BoJack the horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪ 581 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,498 ♪ BoJack the horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪ 582 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:06,547 ♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪ 583 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:11,593 ♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪ 584 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:15,097 ♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪ 585 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:19,351 ♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪ 586 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:23,480 ♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪ 587 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:24,564 ♪ BoJack! ♪ 588 00:25:25,008 --> 00:25:28,008 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.addic7ed.com. 589 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,822 [MAN] Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na ♪