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Class, settle down. Settle down.
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It's Ruthie's turn to
present her ancestor.
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- Go ahead, Ruthie.
- Okay, Teach-Bot.
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- Mrs. Teach-Bot.
- Ugh.
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My great-great-great grandmother
was called Princess Carolyn.
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She was an agent and
a manager in Hollywoo.
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What's the difference between
an agent and a manager?
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Both look to find
projects for their clients
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but only managers can produce.
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- [CLASS MURMURING]
- What?
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My mom told me that I come from
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a long line of strong female cats.
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Princess Carolyn was the runt
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of 12 and it made her
one of the toughest.
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Mom said, "She could take
a lickin' and keep on tickin'."
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This expression refers to clocks,
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an old fashioned way of timekeeping
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before we all universally
accepted the bean system.
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[CLASS] "The bean system is the way."
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For Ancestry Day, I'm gonna tell you
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a particular story about
one particular day
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on which Princess Carolyn faced
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and overcame particular adversity
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all the way back in the year 2017.
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- [RUTHIE] The day began like any other.
- [GROANS]
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[RUTHIE] Princess Carolyn
lived with her boyfriend, Ralph.
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- She was pregnant and very happy.
- [SIGHS]
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Sorry I can't go with you to the doctor.
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- Don't worry about it. I feel great!
- Today is crucial.
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Stilton Cards has to
create its own holiday
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to really be playing with the big boys.
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Hallmark, American Greeting,
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those chunky cards that play
music when you open them.
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I just know you're gonna be
the next Joey K. Easter,
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the guy who invented Arbor Day.
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How about "National
Friend of a Friend Day?"
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- Is that anything?
- You'll think of something.
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[SLURPS] Mm!
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Give me just a sip of the coffee.
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I can have a sip.
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- One sip.
- Today is going to be great.
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Oh...! [YELPS]
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- Hey.
- [MOANS] Oh-hh!
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[RUTHIE] She was wrong.
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Today was gonna suck.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[RUTHIE] Princess
Carolyn started her day
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with a call to BoJack Horseman,
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her former client-slash-lover.
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- Ruthie! Inappropriate!
- Sorry.
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[BOJACK] Go for BoJack!
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You like that? I'm trying
out some new phone stuff.
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Or is "Bo for GoJack" better?
Nah, maybe too clever.
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I don't want people to think
I'm trying. Sorry, who is this?
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Princess Carolyn, moron.
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Oh, hey, P.C.
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- So what do you think?
- About what?
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"Go for BoJack!" Or maybe...
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Ugh, stop! You need to get a new agent.
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- I'm sick of fielding your offers.
- Offers?
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Well, you tell them that I am
not doing another reality show.
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So degrading. All they
had at craft services was
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Kirkland snacks, P.C. Kirkland snacks.
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Well, first of all, I
don't work for you,
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so I'm not gonna tell anyone anything.
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But, second, these are
actually good offers.
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- Really? Like what?
- I'm not telling you because...
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Got it. Busy, busy. I'm busy too,
so I'll call you back later.
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- Bye.
- Don't call. I don't work for you!
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How's this for a headline for the blog?
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You write about this, quote,
"BoJack Finally Solves Mystery
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"of Hollyhock's Mother",
comma, "Looks Handsome",
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colon ": Is Cool." End quote.
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I still don't understand your
plan, or how that's a headline.
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The plan couldn't be simpler.
Go to the county courthouse,
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ask to see all the birth certificates
on file, find Hollyhock's,
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see what it says in the "mother" spot.
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They're not just gonna give
you the birth certificates.
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Well, I gotta try something.
I have this girl at my house
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who came to me for help,
I want to do right by her.
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I just don't know if
you've thought through...
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Diane, I am a famous.
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They will give me the birth certificate.
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Everyone gives me everything
I want all the time.
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It is an existential curse,
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but a huge day-to-day convenience.
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- So why do you need me?
- I don't know.
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- Just wanted some company.
- You told me to use a vacation
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day because this was, quote,
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"a feminism-related emergency."
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- I got your number!
- Why didn't you just bring Hollyhock?
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I was gonna, but she got really into
counting her teeth this morning,
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didn't want to leave the house.
You know how teens are.
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Ruthie, this was supposed
to be about your ancestor.
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Who are all these other
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- "chara-ca-ters"?
- They fill out the world.
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Well, can you try to keep
things focused, please?
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Okay, okay, okay.
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[RUTHIE] Princess Carolyn had been
called to Gekko-Rabitowitz...
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The agency of her nemesis,
and nemesis-slash-former lover.
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- Ruthie!
- Sorry, Teach-Bot.
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She had a lot of former lovers.
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She was a fluid sexual
being, not a machine.
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[RUTHIE] But today was
all about business.
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She was there because she was trying
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to get her client Courtney
Portnoy cast in...
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Corpse "Me If You Can-Can",
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the 1940's Cannes, France-set story
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of a can-can dancer who contracts cancer
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but continues to can-can
as a canny cadaver
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who plays the accordion with
Kevin Corrigan, Kevin Kline,
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Chris Klein, Chris
Pine and Chris Kattan.
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- Got it.
- [GASPS] Gekko.
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Princess Carolyn, hi! Love the dress.
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Is it new, or something I've seen
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you wear literally hundreds of times?
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[RUTHIE] Normally, Princess
Carolyn would've been rattled,
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but that day, she realized Vanessa Gekko
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no longer had any power over her.
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In truth, the woman had challenged
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and inspired Princess Carolyn,
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not only to be a better agent,
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but to be brave enough
to try and have it all.
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Princess Carolyn wanted
to tell her thank you,
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but instead she said...
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- You look tired, "Veronica."
- Oh, I...
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Amazing burn, Princess Carolyn.
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Hey, Princess. We have a little snag.
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Did Chris Kattan drop out?
Right before his comeback?
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Right when the world is finally
ready to settle for Kattan?
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- No, it's...
- You're fired.
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I'm fired?
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I tried to talk her out of it, but
between the gun movie misfiring
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and her nuptials turning
into "nope-tials,"
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and her blaming you for
both of those things...
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Who knew Portnoy had so many complaints?
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Oh, just give me one more chance.
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I promise I can get you the lead
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in that can-can cadaver movie.
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[LAUGHS] What?
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Oh, P.C.,
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C.P. just made that whole
thing up to get you here.
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You thought that was real?
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The 1940's corpse who learns accordion?
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It sounds so ludicrous.
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You did play the
short-sighted seamstress
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in "The Storm on Northern Fortress."
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Well, yeah, but that was just because
I wanted to work with Ashton.
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We'll talk later, right?
I'm so sorry. Bye.
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Did you have a good meeting?
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[MOCKINGLY] Did you get fired?
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[GROANS] Aw.
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Sorry you got fired. Here's a latte.
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Oh, uh...
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- It's decaf, ma'am.
- Thanks, Judah.
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You know, one year ago,
a setback like this
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would have really spun me out.
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But I don't need Courtney.
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Every time we fall, we get back
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up stronger and better than ever.
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- Can I get a hallelujah?
- Is that a sort of pressed juice?
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I'll have one hallelujah
on your desk by 12:45.
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Great. What's next?
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I noticed your necklace was broken,
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so I pushed back your appointment,
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and found a reputable jeweler nearby.
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Don't know what I'd do without
you, my hairy number two!
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
That came out horribly.
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Not to speak above my station,
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but perhaps it would
behoove us to entice
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BoJack Horseman back into our stable.
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- Ugh!
- I'm sorry, ma'am.
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"Stable" and "behoove"
were poor word choices.
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I was not trying to engage in
punnery during business hours,
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but we've received 15 more inquiries
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about BoJack just this morning,
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and I don't think it's
wise to look a gift...
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opportunity in the mouth.
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BoJack is off the table.
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We're a small management company.
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We just need to focus
on the clients we have.
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[JUDAH] You know best.
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- ♪ Who's that dog? ♪
- ♪ Mr. Peanutbutter... ♪
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- [BEEPS]
- Mo for Gister Peanutbutter!
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Hey, handsome. Heard you dropped
out of the governor's race.
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Now let's get you back to work on
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what really matters... show business!
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- I'm going to stop you right there.
- I was done.
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Can't wait to get back
in front of the camera,
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but right now, I have to help my former
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political rival defeat my two ex-wives.
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One of whom is in the pocket
of powerful lobbyists
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and the other of whom
murdered popular actor
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and soundtrack artisan, Zach
Braff, and ate his burnt flesh!
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Politics as usual, right?
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Well, when you're ready to work again...
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Gotta go. They need all hands on deck,
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because Woodchuck lost
his hands underground
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and they replaced them
with creepy lobster claws.
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Typical politics!
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Hey. So I need this clasp
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replaced, 24-karat gold.
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This is a priceless family heirloom.
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Princess Carolyn had gotten her necklace
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from her mother, who got it from
her mother, who brought it from
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the old country. When our
ancestors first emigrated
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to America, they were very poor.
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Back in the Motherland, they had
been doctors and engineers,
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but here, they struggled to find work.
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Every night, they would sing
the song of the old country,
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hoping to reclaim the
glory of those days.
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[ALL] ♪ Meow-meow! Meow-meow! ♪
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♪ Meow-meow Meow-meow, meow-meow! ♪
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[RUTHIE] They slowly sold
all their belongings
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as they attempted to hang on
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to a middle-class way of life.
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[ALL] ♪ Meow-meow... ♪
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- ♪ Meow-meow! ♪
- [LIGHT BULB FIZZLES]
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[RUTHIE] But she never
sold that necklace,
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because that was the one gift
she could give her daughter.
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A treasure from the past
and a symbol of the tenacity
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and stick-to-itiveness that has
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for generations led my family
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to always land on their feet.
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- You can come back in about two hours.
- Thank you.
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- [CLATTERS]
- Sorry, sorry! Wait. Sorry, sorry.
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- [CLATTERS]
- Okay, okay, okay.
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I'm just looking for
something really nice.
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This is for a sexy catfish
I met on the Internet.
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- Charley?
- Princess Carolyn!
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You work at a jewelry store now?
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No, I own my own management company.
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Oh, yeah. Good for you.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Your approval means nothing to me.
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So I guess it's good you said
"no" to my offer last year.
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What offer? I mean,
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exactly what offer are
you talking about?
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I get so many.
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00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:58,315
Last year, I reached out to your guy...
242
00:09:58,386 --> 00:10:01,887
I wanna say, "Ju-do"...
243
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,521
- Judah.
- This guy's name was Judo.
244
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,107
I offered to buy VIM
and merge it with Vigor.
245
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,485
We would have called
the new company, VIMgor.
246
00:10:10,491 --> 00:10:12,651
Oh, right. That offer.
247
00:10:12,657 --> 00:10:15,154
I couldn't believe when he
said you weren't interested.
248
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,183
Well, yeah. Because I wasn't,
249
00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:18,904
and he does what I say.
250
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,579
So I guess it all worked
out for everyone.
251
00:10:21,585 --> 00:10:23,492
You got to start over as a manager,
252
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,501
and instead of buying VIM,
I bought the Utah Jazz.
253
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,962
They're terrible agents,
but they're getting better.
254
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,089
- Yeah.
- Anyway, nice bumping into...
255
00:10:31,095 --> 00:10:32,960
- Oh, sorry.
- Careful, please. Ooh.
256
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,461
- [CHARLEY] Oopsie. Oh, boy.
- No, no.
257
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,927
- [CRASHES]
- Is that valuable? It is.
258
00:10:35,933 --> 00:10:37,698
My great, great, great grandmother was
259
00:10:37,730 --> 00:10:39,591
dismayed that her trusted colleague
260
00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,849
had kept this from her.
261
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,810
Her mind raced, "Was Judah
capable of deception?"
262
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,312
She hoped what Charley
told her wasn't true,
263
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,732
but her instincts told her the
frog wasn't smart enough to lie.
264
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:52,699
First quarter, second quarter.
Wow, that's a lot of quarters.
265
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,279
Oh, excuse me. Hello.
266
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,824
Judah, you'll never guess
who I just ran into.
267
00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,499
No, I won't. Very astute, ma'am.
268
00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:02,787
- It was Charley Witherspoon!
- Mm-hmm.
269
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,165
- Char... ley...
- Hmm...? Hmm!
270
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,167
- Wither... spoon!
- Hmm.
271
00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:09,801
- Okay.
- How does that make you feel?
272
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,713
That very short story
makes me feel nothing.
273
00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:13,709
I don't think it's your
fault as a storyteller.
274
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,586
I often have trouble
engaging with narratives.
275
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,969
[RUTHIE] His lack of response
made her hope it wasn't true.
276
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,971
Could it all have been
a misunderstanding
277
00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:22,426
involving an enigmatic
stranger named "Judo"?
278
00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:25,080
So, what's next, then?
279
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,396
Ooh, I want to get the life rights
to that woman I saw on Instagram
280
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,606
who had a pretty coffee.
281
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,613
I bet we could attach Jessica Alba
282
00:11:31,645 --> 00:11:34,146
and Jonathan Taylor-Thomas by lunch.
283
00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:37,238
Okay, but I still don't
understand what a manager is.
284
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,866
Do they just say the names
of movies and actors?
285
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,659
How does that generate revenue?
286
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,703
No one knows, Torf. It's not important!
287
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,872
Be quiet, Torf. Take your Hush Pill.
288
00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:47,797
Yes, Miss Teach... [GULPS]
289
00:11:47,803 --> 00:11:49,180
Uh-hh...
290
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,503
- Continue your presentation, Ruthie.
- Thank you.
291
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,882
- And finally, Rob Lowe.
- Great idea, Princess Carolyn.
292
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,551
But is it possible you've forgotten
your doctor's appointment?
293
00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,136
- Oh, fish!
- It's my fault.
294
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,722
I rescheduled it in an attempt
to make your life easier.
295
00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:04,667
Thank you, Judah! I'll call you if
296
00:12:04,675 --> 00:12:06,769
I think of any more actor names.
297
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,649
[SIGHS] Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba...
298
00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:15,437
- God, this is taking forever.
- We've been waiting for 15 minutes.
299
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,736
I know. Let's just go home.
300
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,780
No, Diane. How could
you even suggest that?
301
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,823
This is not about us.
This is for my daughter.
302
00:12:20,829 --> 00:12:22,200
- Ugh.
- I know what I have to do.
303
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:23,534
Excuse me, excuse me. Pardon me.
304
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,411
Important celebrity
doing the right thing.
305
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,787
Whoa, a famous guy!
306
00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,785
And he's doing the right thing?
307
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:32,919
This is like when George Clooney
married that less famous lady!
308
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:36,506
- Wait. Don't you mean Jurj Clooners?
- Who cares?
309
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,007
Hello, friend.
310
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:40,351
- Yes, it's me, BoJack Hor...
- Number?
311
00:12:40,357 --> 00:12:42,470
I'm sorry, I don't give out
my personal phone number.
312
00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,440
No, your number. You need a number
313
00:12:44,448 --> 00:12:46,386
or I can't help you, BoJack Hor.
314
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,043
Horseman. It's Horseman.
315
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,930
I don't look familiar to you at all?
316
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,522
- Eh.
- Come on, BoJack. Let's get a number.
317
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,274
Wait a minute. You're Diane Nguyen!
318
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,694
I recognize you from
your Girl Croosh avatar.
319
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,613
I loved "Twenty Reasons
to Try the Diva Cup."
320
00:13:00,619 --> 00:13:02,630
Oh, wow, thanks!
321
00:13:02,654 --> 00:13:04,736
You didn't think 20
was too many reasons?
322
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,166
No way. Number 14
323
00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:08,490
- blew my mind!
- Didn't I say it would?
324
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:10,367
We don't have time.
Where do we get a number?
325
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,910
- That line.
- What?
326
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,002
And you'll need these... [GRUNTS] forms.
327
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,504
Ow, paper cut! Who still uses paper?
328
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,339
Can't I just swipe an app or something?
329
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:21,300
- Bye, Diane! Keep up the great work!
- [GIGGLES]
330
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,428
Oh, get over yourself.
331
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,850
- [SIGHS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
332
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,853
- So? What's the prognosis?
- Hmm...
333
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,397
I'm trying to think of
the best way to put this.
334
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,149
As Charles Lindbergh would say,
335
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,444
"Sometimes you fly an airplane,
and sometimes you lose a baby."
336
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,654
In this case, you didn't
fly the airplane.
337
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,702
Wait, what?
338
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,626
Your pregnancy is no longer viable.
339
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,119
Well, how do we make it viable again?
340
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,168
Mm-mm...
341
00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:50,720
How did this happen?
342
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:51,908
Goodness, I don't know.
343
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,226
I wouldn't beat yourself up.
344
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,162
Miscarriages happen for so many reasons.
345
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,810
There's nothing medically
wrong with you.
346
00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:59,082
Maybe you just wanted the baby too much.
347
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,382
Maybe you didn't deserve it
because you were unkind once.
348
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,253
Maybe you ran afoul
of a trickster God or
349
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,136
wood nymph who is now exacting revenge.
350
00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:07,099
Oof! This is...
351
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,717
A lot.
352
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,855
Not for me. This is my job, so...
353
00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:12,883
- Pretty regular day.
- What do I do next?
354
00:14:12,889 --> 00:14:14,154
Well, there's a procedure.
355
00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:15,584
We can do it here later this week.
356
00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,746
You want Darlene to call
someone to drive you home?
357
00:14:17,752 --> 00:14:20,588
No, I'm okay. I don't need anyone.
358
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,384
You're a real tough broad.
359
00:14:22,416 --> 00:14:24,455
Except for, you know, the uterus area.
360
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,698
Pretty weak.
361
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,452
[GASPS]
362
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,498
- Hey, is my necklace ready?
- Oh, I was going to call you.
363
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,917
When I was working on your
necklace, I realized something.
364
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,889
- Oh?
- It's not actually gold,
365
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,355
it's just gold plated. See?
366
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:42,924
No, it's very expensive.
367
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,510
It's pretty, but basically worthless.
368
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,804
And I'm only saying it's pretty
to make you feel better.
369
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,890
But, it's from the old country.
370
00:14:49,896 --> 00:14:52,249
It's been in my family for generations.
371
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,367
No, this is costume
372
00:14:54,391 --> 00:14:55,889
jewelry from J.C. Penney.
373
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,981
Circa 1963. Somebody
just told you a story.
374
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,067
- I'm sorry.
- Wha... huh?
375
00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:03,455
So, do you still want
376
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:06,781
a 24-karat gold clasp on this
garbage necklace, or...?
377
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,569
[SNIFFLES] Oh-hh!
378
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,914
[GASPS, SOBS]
379
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,881
- [RINGTONE PLAYS]
- Oh!
380
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,551
Ralph, hey!
381
00:15:26,557 --> 00:15:29,131
Hi, honey. Just checking on how
the doctor's appointment went
382
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,265
and also to wish you a happy
"Acknowledge Your Gardener Day."
383
00:15:32,271 --> 00:15:33,885
It's a work in progress. Don't judge.
384
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,102
The doctor's appointment
got pushed back.
385
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,895
I'm actually just walking in now.
386
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,871
Oh, hello. Yes, it's me,
387
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:41,810
Princess Carolyn, here
for my appointment.
388
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,151
I like your perfume.
389
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,403
There is a painting of
a lake on the wall.
390
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,447
You sure it's okay I'm
not there with you?
391
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,073
Ralph, it's fine. I'm a big girl.
392
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,409
Everything is so easy with
you, Princess Carolyn.
393
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,578
I mean, that's why I love you.
394
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,037
Yeah, easy. [CHUCKLES]
395
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,415
That's what the boys in high
school liked about me, too.
396
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,500
[CHUCKLES] Okay, I'll see you tonight.
397
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,085
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
398
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,420
[BEEPS]
399
00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:04,294
[SIGHS]
400
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,176
[SLURPS, MOANS]
401
00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:11,236
Oh, I didn't realize
you were still here.
402
00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:12,757
Do you need anything else before I go?
403
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,515
No. Thank you.
404
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,100
Should you be drinking that?
405
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,144
You don't always know
what's best for me, Judah.
406
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:19,770
Is everything okay, Princess Carolyn?
407
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:23,232
Charley Witherspoon made
you an offer to buy Vim,
408
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,846
and you went over my head
409
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,938
and turned him down without telling me.
410
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,683
- Oh.
- So it's true.
411
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,072
- You lied to me.
- Yes.
412
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,325
Because you didn't want
to work at a big agency.
413
00:16:32,331 --> 00:16:34,154
- You don't fit in with other people.
- I...
414
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,973
You're weird, so you'd rather stay
415
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,991
here where you have all the power.
416
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,075
No, Princess Carolyn...
417
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,834
So you lied to me, and you
made me look like an idiot!
418
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,042
I was trying to protect you.
419
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,081
If you heard, you'd feel
like you had to say yes.
420
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,374
I don't need you to protect me.
421
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,382
If you had time, you could
decide what to do next
422
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,009
on your own terms, which you did.
423
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,755
Well, that's not your decision to make.
424
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,679
Princess Carolyn, I
understand you're upset.
425
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,186
- And perhaps your emotions...
- No.
426
00:16:55,253 --> 00:16:57,850
If I can't trust you, then
I can't work with you.
427
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,168
You're fired.
428
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,876
[SIGHS]
429
00:17:02,739 --> 00:17:04,774
Thank you for my time
here, Princess Carolyn.
430
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:07,533
It's been very pleasurable. Until now.
431
00:17:07,539 --> 00:17:09,048
This part is...
432
00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,197
Sad.
433
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,574
Don't forget, you have
reservations at 8:00.
434
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,243
- Thank you, Judah.
- Good night.
435
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,082
Ruthie, this story has
gotten really dark.
436
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,000
It has a happy ending. I promise.
437
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,502
Well, can we get there soon?
438
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:27,964
This assignment was supposed
to be six beans long.
439
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,132
You've already gone on for eight beans.
440
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,425
Okay. I'm almost finished.
441
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,512
But first, let's check in
with BoJack and Diane again.
442
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,805
What have they been up to?
443
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,099
[BEEPING] Error. Error.
444
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,934
I'm not leaving without the certificate!
445
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,603
I danced your dance, lady.
I filled out that form.
446
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,855
But I will not wait
in this line anymore.
447
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,567
Not one person in here
offered me a Fiji water,
448
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,486
and I am parched from all
the yelling I've been doing!
449
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,029
BoJack, let's go home.
450
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,991
No, I would like to register
a formal complaint.
451
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,702
- How do I do that?
- Complaints are on the eighth floor.
452
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,830
But you need to fill out an application
for a complaint registration,
453
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,375
which you can get by waiting
in line 12-B on the third floor.
454
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,211
You have won this round.
455
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,423
So Princess Carolyn had to meet Ralph.
456
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,592
But she didn't know how to
tell him what had happened
457
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:15,142
or how he'd take the news.
458
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,180
Okay, so, what do you think about
"National Paperweight Day"?
459
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,073
"Thanks for keeping my papers in place.
460
00:18:20,093 --> 00:18:21,845
"I love you as big as outer space."
461
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:25,271
Okay, so you'd give that
card to a paperweight?
462
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,067
Ah, Principessa!
463
00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:29,102
And Signor Stilton. Welcome-a back.
464
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,651
Let's have a drink then, yes?
465
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,361
I'll have a glass of
Châteauneuf-Du-Pape,
466
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,238
the red wine inspired by Scandal.
467
00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:36,071
That Kerry Washington has really
468
00:18:36,095 --> 00:18:37,978
brought red wine into popularity.
469
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,206
It's a-funny, because I
thought that the terroir
470
00:18:40,212 --> 00:18:42,121
of the Italian countryside did it.
471
00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:44,121
But, a-no, it's-a Miss
472
00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:46,083
- Kerry Washington.
- Ugh.
473
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,878
Everybody love-a Miss-a Kerry.
474
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,297
And my gal pal here would
love some mint tea. Right?
475
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,883
- You know it.
- Bene, bene.
476
00:18:53,889 --> 00:18:55,795
How was the doctor?
He tell you the species?
477
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,679
I can't stop thinking about squeezing
little Philbert's baby feet.
478
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,723
- Aw-ww...
- [RUTHIE] She wanted to tell him.
479
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,552
But she also wanted to let him stay
480
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,804
in his beautiful hopeful reality,
481
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:08,022
a reality she herself had
lived in just hours before,
482
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,900
and to which she now longed
desperately to return.
483
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,444
Well, the doctor didn't have much info.
484
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,985
You know how doctors are.
485
00:19:15,025 --> 00:19:17,484
But he did say there's
nothing wrong with me, so...
486
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,909
- Ah, Miss-a Carrie Underwood.
- Ooh!
487
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,819
- Miss-a Carey Mulligan.
- Agh!
488
00:19:21,825 --> 00:19:25,122
Miss-a Carey, first name
Mariah, right this-a way!
489
00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:27,755
- Ugh!
- Look at all of these Miss-a-Carries!
490
00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,418
- [COUGHING]
- Are you okay?
491
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,587
- I have to go.
- Oh. Well, you want me to drive you?
492
00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:32,679
No, it's fine.
493
00:19:32,711 --> 00:19:34,304
I'll just meet you at home.
494
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:35,794
Hmm.
495
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,418
[RUTHIE] But when Princess Carolyn got
496
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:39,381
to the home that she and Ralph shared,
497
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,473
she found she didn't have
the strength to go inside.
498
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,242
She wanted to go some place familiar,
499
00:19:47,258 --> 00:19:50,000
some place that was just hers.
500
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,109
[SIGHS]
501
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,562
[YELPS] Oh!
502
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,028
[WHIRRING]
503
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,530
Shh!
504
00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,032
Oh, hey, Princess Carolyn.
505
00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:01,242
What is going on here?
506
00:20:01,248 --> 00:20:03,202
Only the future.
507
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,287
This is horrifying and
it doesn't look legal,
508
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,540
whatever it is, you'd better
cut me in for ten percent.
509
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,875
I could cut you off
a lot more than that.
510
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,752
[CLOWN DENTISTS LAUGHING]
511
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,295
Whose kid is that?
512
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,464
Look, if you didn't want
me to turn your apartment
513
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,843
into a base of operations for
my new clown-dentist venture,
514
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,637
you should have specified
that when I moved in.
515
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,848
Mommy? Where's my mom?
516
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,433
Oh, no! He's waking up.
517
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,684
Hit him with the giggle gas!
518
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,978
- [SPRAY HISSES]
- Ooh! [GIGGLES]
519
00:20:28,984 --> 00:20:30,056
[YAWNS]
520
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,394
- [SIGHS] Oh!
- All right.
521
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,482
You're clearly doing
important work here.
522
00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:36,028
I'm just gonna have a quick
nightcap and go to bed.
523
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,286
- _
- ♪ What up? Let's rock this party ♪
524
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,587
- ♪ H2 limo and a case of Bacardi... ♪
- [SPLASHING]
525
00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:44,596
♪ Look at me, I'm a dumb cat queen ♪
526
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,449
♪ My baby was the size
of a kidney bean ♪
527
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,998
Hey, what happened to your necklace?
528
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,208
Oh, fish! Fish, fish, fish, fish.
529
00:20:51,214 --> 00:20:53,280
- It must have fallen off!
- [KNOCKING]
530
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,998
[RALPH] Princess Carolyn?
Are you in there?
531
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,214
- [ALL GASP]
- Yeah, just a second!
532
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,592
- Todd, get these clowns outta here!
- Go, go, go, go.
533
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,843
Scatter, clowns!
534
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,428
Into the night! Go! Go!
535
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,805
[PRINCESS CAROLYN]
Go, scamper! Everybody, out!
536
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,057
[CLOWNS WHOOPING]
537
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:10,102
Ugh!
538
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,937
[SIGHS]
539
00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:15,458
Okay.
540
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,778
- Oh, hello, handsome.
- Oh, thank God!
541
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,322
You didn't come home, didn't
answer your phone. I was worried.
542
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,032
Aw, you was worried?
543
00:21:23,038 --> 00:21:24,555
Judah told me you might be here.
544
00:21:24,561 --> 00:21:26,874
- Did you fire him?
- That hipster Chewbacca,
545
00:21:26,898 --> 00:21:29,449
always getting in my personal biz-natch.
546
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,807
I didn't know you still had this place.
547
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,703
Why do you still have this place?
548
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,628
Okay, what? Third degree much?
549
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:38,380
- Have you been drinking?
- It's fine, okay?
550
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,176
- I get to drink because baby went gone!
- What?
551
00:21:42,182 --> 00:21:44,386
"Gone, baby, gone."
Like that Ben Affleck movie.
552
00:21:44,392 --> 00:21:45,760
That could be a sequel.
553
00:21:45,829 --> 00:21:47,807
"Gone, Baby, Never Was."
Write that down.
554
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,477
- Oh, my God, Princess Carolyn.
- It's okay! You know me.
555
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,354
I always land on my feet.
556
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,897
Take a lickin', keep tickin'.
557
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,982
Like a lollipop with Tourette's.
Write that down.
558
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,318
So you were lying earlier at dinner?
559
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,075
Is that what you're upset about?
560
00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:02,263
That I lied?
561
00:22:02,269 --> 00:22:04,734
About losing the baby?
About keeping my apartment?
562
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:08,118
I lied? That's the big
sad thing that happened?
563
00:22:08,124 --> 00:22:09,823
Trying to process what you threw at me.
564
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:13,207
It's gonna be fine. I'll be
pregnant again in no time.
565
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,459
I'm so sorry. Let me take you home.
566
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,294
- When you're ready to try again...
- I'm ready!
567
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:18,492
- I said I was ready.
- Okay.
568
00:22:18,498 --> 00:22:20,959
So we'll go back to the doctor,
maybe talk about other options.
569
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:24,426
I don't need other options.
My mother had 12 kids.
570
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:25,987
My body was made for this.
571
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,253
We just gotta keep tick-tick-tickin'.
572
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,260
Princess Carolyn, I know you
wanna do this on your own,
573
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,220
but you've had two
miscarriages now, and...
574
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,346
- Five!
- What?
575
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,437
I've had five miscarriages.
576
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,774
One last year, now one,
and three others before.
577
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:42,069
- But it's whatever. It's okay.
- Why didn't you tell me?
578
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,531
Are you kidding? I don't want
you looking at me like that.
579
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,658
Like that! I know I can do this.
580
00:22:47,664 --> 00:22:49,946
You can't keep stuff like
this from me. It's not okay.
581
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,954
- It's not about you.
- It is. This is about us.
582
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,747
You're not allowed to be mad at me.
583
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,874
- This is my bad day.
- It's our bad day.
584
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,458
It's so easy for you...
585
00:22:57,474 --> 00:23:00,476
- To love me when everything's good.
- Princess Carolyn, I...
586
00:23:00,535 --> 00:23:01,786
- Let me take you home.
- No.
587
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,383
You need to live in this.
You need to get used to this,
588
00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:06,035
because if you're serious about having a
589
00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,964
baby with me, this could happen again.
590
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,090
Are you prepared for that?
591
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,968
This could happen five more times.
But I'm ready for that.
592
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,370
Because I want this.
Do you want it that bad?
593
00:23:14,401 --> 00:23:15,444
[SIGHS]
594
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,741
I just think
595
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:20,518
we should maybe talk
about other options.
596
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,985
Okay. Here's another option.
597
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,778
- Get out of my apartment!
- I'm sorry.
598
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:27,156
Get out! Save it for
your next girlfriend.
599
00:23:27,162 --> 00:23:28,900
The one you can take
home to your parents.
600
00:23:28,916 --> 00:23:30,947
The one who's easy.
601
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,039
Goodbye, Princess Carolyn.
602
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,419
[SIGHS]
603
00:23:42,385 --> 00:23:43,761
[DOOR OPENS]
604
00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:55,517
- [CORK SQUEAKS]
- [RINGTONE PLAYS]
605
00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:57,227
- [BEEPS]
- What is it?
606
00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:59,396
I'm calling about the offers.
I don't want to do 'em.
607
00:23:59,402 --> 00:24:01,643
What's the point of being
famous if you wait in line?
608
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,442
If you could politely
decline on my behalf...
609
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,861
I do not work for you, BoJack!
610
00:24:05,867 --> 00:24:07,909
I'm sorry. I started this all wrong.
611
00:24:07,941 --> 00:24:10,069
- How was your day?
- [MOANS]
612
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,201
- Well...
- Because mine was awful.
613
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,078
I mean, truly, one for the books.
614
00:24:14,084 --> 00:24:16,282
Because I'm a good guy
trying to do the right thing.
615
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,956
First, I go for my breakfast Pinkberry,
616
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,626
which I had earned because I
had good intentions for today,
617
00:24:20,632 --> 00:24:22,169
they're out of my favorite toppings!
618
00:24:22,175 --> 00:24:24,791
So I go across the street to
Menchie's, like some kind of hobo.
619
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,590
[CHUCKLES] Mm-hmm.
620
00:24:26,596 --> 00:24:28,298
At Menchie's, the stupid teen that
621
00:24:28,304 --> 00:24:29,629
worked there raised her eyebrows at me.
622
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,303
"You kidding me?
You're trying to judge me?
623
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,889
You have very uneven eyebrows
and you work at a Menchie's."
624
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:36,642
And don't even get me started
on the rancid internment camp
625
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,143
that is the L.A. County Courthouse.
626
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,853
Hey, you wanna know what I do
627
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:42,189
when I have a really bad,
awful, terrible day?
628
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,267
- What?
- I imagine my great
629
00:24:44,273 --> 00:24:46,568
great-great granddaughter in the future
630
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,404
talking to her class about me.
631
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:51,448
She's poised and funny,
and tells people about me
632
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,283
and how everything
worked out in the end.
633
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,035
And when I think about that,
634
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,788
I think about how everything's
going to work out.
635
00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,790
Because how else could she tell people?
636
00:25:00,283 --> 00:25:01,467
But it's...
637
00:25:01,772 --> 00:25:02,990
Fake.
638
00:25:02,996 --> 00:25:04,177
Yeah, well...
639
00:25:04,334 --> 00:25:05,982
It makes me feel better.
640
00:25:07,209 --> 00:25:09,366
♪ Oh, heart, oh, heart ♪
641
00:25:09,405 --> 00:25:13,288
♪ Stop making a fool of me ♪
642
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,604
♪ I'm everything that a flower is ♪
643
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,481
♪ I plan to make about 30 kids ♪
644
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,984
♪ Gotta sink for his and
hers And hers for his ♪
645
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:28,944
♪ One mill where my cotton is ♪
646
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,159
♪ I'm your baby, I'm basically ♪
647
00:25:31,167 --> 00:25:33,613
♪ The B-girl that's been baking ♪
648
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:37,786
♪ Your heart in my stove
Hungry for your love ♪
649
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:39,697
♪ Oh, heart, oh, heart ♪
650
00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,827
♪ Stop making a fool of me ♪
651
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,836
♪ Fool, fool, fool ♪
652
00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,380
♪ Fool, fool, fool... ♪
653
00:25:56,452 --> 00:25:59,725
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