1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:08,926 [angelic music playing] 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,553 [harp playing] 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,349 [takes deep breath] 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,184 Good morning, morning. 5 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,770 [humming] 6 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,065 Good morning, sun. Good morning, trees. 7 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,651 Good morning, busy buzzy bees. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,071 Good morning, Sarah Lynn. Good to see you, Sarah Lynn. 9 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,281 The tulips and chrysanthemums are really coming in. 10 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,700 Good morning, handsome garden ants. 11 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,036 I like the way you plant my plants. 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:40,499 Your flowers make my feelings dance. I like your handsome planter pants. 13 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,544 Goddamn it! Why won't you--? [groans] 14 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:46,964 It's okay. 15 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,967 Sarah Lynn, you are calm, you are thin. 16 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:54,263 Your skin is so soft, it's like you murdered a baby and stole its skin. 17 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,932 Your skin is "murdered-baby" soft. 18 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:58,725 Okay. 19 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,688 Blueberry, goji berry, flax, 20 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:06,525 chia, shark fin, and... white rhino horn. 21 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,492 Sober, so good. 22 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,077 -[phone vibrating] -Oh. 23 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,037 -BoJack? -Hey, Sarah Lynn. 24 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,957 -You wanna party? -Oh, thank God. Yes! 25 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:22,958 [grunting] 26 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,561 Okay, hand me the açai. 27 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,104 -Is that how you pronounce it? -Who knows? 28 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:29,149 They should really just call them "overpriced blueberries for douchebags." 29 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:30,567 -Ow. -How's life? 30 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:34,321 -Well, the truth is that... -Didn't catch that, but everything's cool? 31 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,198 No. In fact, I've never felt so alone-- 32 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,909 Sorry, missed it! You should learn to talk louder, dude! 33 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,411 Oh, hey, bummer about you getting the nomination, 34 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,872 but then, it turning out that you didn't get the nomination. 35 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,998 It was big news yesterday. 36 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,209 Yeah, I got royally screwed, know who was there for me? 37 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,587 No one, because everyone's an asshole and the whole world sucks balls. 38 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:53,256 -Anyway, thanks for having me over. -I'm with you, man. 39 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:57,844 Everything sucks! Especially sobriety. Why would I make my body a temple? 40 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:00,472 I've been to Temple. Temple is super boring. 41 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:02,808 What do you say we go on an epic bender? 42 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,936 Yes! Let's get higher than a stilt walker's dick! 43 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,688 That's what I'm talking about. Let's get some booze and drugs. 44 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,358 We can clear out my bank account. I got nothing left I care about. 45 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,319 What do you mean "get"? This whole house is booze and drugs. 46 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,279 -Here. -Yogurt-covered raisins? 47 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,116 -Nope. Vicodin-covered Vicodin. -Oh! 48 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,118 -LSD. -Wow. 49 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,370 -Yah! Crystal meth. -Ha-ha! 50 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,622 Ee-yah! [snorting] 51 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,291 Cocaine-- No! That's drywall. 52 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,877 Ugh! Where the hell did I hide the cocaine? 53 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,172 Oh, yeah, I also told the liquor store to deliver. 54 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,717 [grunting] To nine months of sobriety. 55 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,969 To life and being done with it! 56 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,389 [both laughing] 57 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,307 Okay, okay. What about this one? 58 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,351 Remember when Erika Eleniak 59 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,812 guest starred as Goober's cousin from out of town, 60 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,523 and Brad had a boner for the whole episode? 61 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:55,068 -What? No. -You can totally see it in every scene. 62 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,279 Cold open, boner! Act one, boner! 63 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:00,824 Commercial break-- "Hello, we're from the Wheaties corporation!" Back to boners! 64 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,535 Okay, we'll put it on the list. We gotta watch that one. 65 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:07,080 What about the one where the writers made Joelle dress up like a pumpkin, 66 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:11,001 and the whole episode was fat jokes, so then Joelle got an eating disorder? 67 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,711 Everything was so much simpler back then. 68 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:15,672 She had to go to a clinic. She missed, like, five episodes. 69 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,424 We didn't know how good we had it. 70 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:20,010 We got to come to work and have fun every day, 71 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,804 and we weren't worried about our legacy or awards. 72 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:26,308 ...because buildings are supposed to be rectangles, goddamn it! 73 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,351 Wait, what were we talking about? 74 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,187 We were talking about Horsin' Around. 75 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,313 Then, you had to go pee. 76 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:33,315 Then, you came back covered in toilet paper 77 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:34,566 and pretended to be a mummy. 78 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,611 Then, you took it all off because you decided Egypt was stupid, 79 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:38,862 especially pyramids, 80 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:43,116 because you think triangle buildings are, and I quote, "gauche as shit." 81 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,577 That does sound like me, but I don't remember any of that. 82 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,163 I must have blacked out. Maybe I should lay off the alcohol for-- 83 00:04:48,246 --> 00:04:52,167 ...and I said, "You're sitting on the pizza, Mr. President." 84 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,004 -Whoa! I think I just had another one. -Another what? Pizza? 85 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:59,508 No, blackout. The thing we were just talking about. 86 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,551 -Try to keep up here. -Oh... 87 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,929 Boom! Boner! Pay up! What did I tell you? 88 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,806 That's not a boner. It's a shadow. 89 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,350 Well, I think we all learned a valuable lesson today 90 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,143 about the Armenian genocide. 91 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:13,897 The Armenian genocide was too much, man! 92 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,023 [audience laughing] 93 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:17,943 All right! Next episode. 94 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,654 Why can't life be like it was on Horsin' Around? 95 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:24,241 All our issues conveniently settled in 22 hilarious minutes. 96 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,494 You know, it's amazing that it's legal for kids to be actors. 97 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,664 How is that not child labor? I didn't know what I was signing up for. 98 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,707 -I was three. -This is getting me depressed. 99 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,836 -Let's do something fun. -Oh! Okay, you know what really kicks ass? 100 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,212 The planetarium! 101 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,422 You get crazy high in the parking lot, 102 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:43,593 then you go in and get your mind blown by all the trippy galaxies and shit. 103 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,971 That sounds stupid. I'm gonna be in charge of the fun. 104 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,889 [snorting] No, no, no! That was drywall. 105 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,141 Jesus, we have to start marking our drugs more clearly. 106 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:53,270 -Let's just take a box of whiskey and go. -Whoo! 107 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,522 -[male voice] It was just so hard. -Wha--? What the--? 108 00:05:55,605 --> 00:06:00,235 I was stuck in a terrifying cycle of drinking, lifting my head up, 109 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:04,072 drinking, lifting my head up, drinking, lifting my head up. 110 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:08,493 Coffee, stale donuts, attention hogs telling boring stories about themselves? 111 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,705 -Jesus! Are we at a 12-step meeting? -Now, you're a detective? 112 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,624 Last night, you couldn't even solve the mystery of where the toilet is. 113 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,793 So, all our partying was an elaborate trick 114 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,003 just to get me to go sober? 115 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,380 No, Detective Pukes in the Washing Machine. 116 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,841 You're here because I couldn't leave you alone in my house, 117 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,925 and I had to come today. 118 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,302 Gotta get my nine-month chip. 119 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,054 Chip? We've been wasted for... 31 hours? 120 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,889 That's no reason for me to not get my chip. 121 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,434 That's literally exactly the reason you shouldn't get your chip. 122 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,811 Nowhere in the 12 steps does it say to not drink. 123 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,606 That's not actually one of the steps. Loophole. 124 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,441 Take a swig. 125 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,235 If you have to listen to losers talk about their shitty sober lives, 126 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,112 it's a lot more fun to be buzzed. 127 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:48,116 And I realized people don't change because they want to change. 128 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:51,202 They change because they have to change. 129 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:53,163 Oh, God. Boo! 130 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,749 Oh, booing is generally frowned upon here. 131 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,501 How else am I supposed to express how boring these stories are? 132 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:03,214 [speaking slowly] My name is Simon and I'm an alcoholic. 133 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,758 [all] Hi, Simon. 134 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:10,055 My rock bottom was when I actually woke up under a rock. 135 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,223 Can't get lower than that. 136 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,517 Come on! You people call yourself drunks? 137 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:17,479 Most of this is stuff I do on a daily basis completely sober. 138 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:19,940 Trust me, pal, we've done some awful things. 139 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,983 One time, I didn't want my friend to move out, 140 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:26,529 so I used character actress Ann Dowd to help me sabotage his hip-hopera. 141 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,031 Oh, please, that's baby stuff. 142 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,242 You so-called drunks want something to feel shitty about? 143 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,371 -BoJack, maybe we should go. -I got somethin' for ya. Whoa. 144 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,789 My name is BoJack. 145 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,374 [all] Hi, BoJack. 146 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,917 Oh, like you didn't know? 147 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,545 Anyway, I once went all the way down to New Mexico to see a woman that I knew, 148 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,464 and she had a young daughter, Penny. 149 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,342 Penny Carson. That's her real name. You can look her up. I don't care. 150 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,220 And first, I tried to sleep with the mom, but she said no. 151 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,263 -Then, I tried to sleep with the daughter. -[all groaning] 152 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,975 Then, the mom walked in on me trying to sleep with the daughter, 153 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:58,311 and I was like, "Oopsie-doopsie! Exit stage right!" 154 00:07:58,395 --> 00:07:59,437 Oh, God. 155 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,357 The worst part is, I don't even know what happened after I left. 156 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,735 Did I ruin the family? Did I scar that little girl for life? 157 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,195 I don't know. I'll never know. 158 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,572 And that's just, like, one of a billion things 159 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,200 that I have going through my head all the time. 160 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,160 So, anyone got a better story than that? 161 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,453 Wow. 162 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,997 Didn't think so, bitches. 163 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,832 Where's my trophy, or chip, or whatever? 164 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,709 -[screams] -[car horn honking] 165 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:21,793 -Whoa! -[screams] 166 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,128 [tires squealing] 167 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,338 That was impressive, BoJack. 168 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:29,050 I've never seen them cancel an AA meeting because everyone got bummed out before. 169 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,176 Uh, what are you talking about? 170 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,554 You told everyone about that Penny chick. 171 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,556 Then, you went on and on about how you're never going to change. 172 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,392 Then, you chased the slug around, threatening to pour salt on his head. 173 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:41,104 -I talked about Penny? -Hey! We've all done shitty stuff before. 174 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,355 -[tires squealing] -[loud crash] 175 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,607 Most of us aren't as proud of it as you seem to be. 176 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:48,778 I'm not proud. I feel really terrible that I might have really messed that girl up. 177 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,239 Oh, she's fine. I looked her up on Facebook. 178 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:52,323 She's going to Oberlin, 179 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:56,494 likes Thai food and the smell of a fire on the first really cold day of winter. 180 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,371 That doesn't mean anything. Everyone likes the smell of fire 181 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,456 on the first cold day of winter. 182 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,959 You know, I used to feel just like you before I got into this "12 steps" thing. 183 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,502 They taught me how to make amends. 184 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,463 You just say you're sorry for the things you did 185 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,797 and you get a clean slate. 186 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,509 -So, what? Just dirty up the slate again. -Then, you just make amends again. 187 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,927 It's a never-ending cycle, 188 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,597 where you always end up feeling good about yourself. 189 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,806 -[man] No! -You know what? 190 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:19,225 This may be the nitrous and bath salts talking, 191 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,227 but I want to do some more nitrous and bath salts. 192 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:22,312 -[tires squealing] -[crash] 193 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,230 And then, let's make some goddamn amends. 194 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:28,068 Maybe you should start with the family whose playhouse you just smashed. 195 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,652 -[crying] Oh, no! -Oh. Hey, kid! 196 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,655 I'm sorry your lame dad built such a cheap-ass playhouse! 197 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:36,743 Yeah, you gotta use parallel joints to support that foundation, dumbshit! 198 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,246 -Also, suck a dick! -You know what? I do feel better. 199 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:44,125 -[laughing] -[crying] 200 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,960 [doorbell ringing] 201 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,421 -I don't think they're home. -So, we wait. 202 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,757 I need to make amends to Diane, and we're not leaving until I do. 203 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,470 [sighs] But it's boring out here, and I'm hungry and I'm bored! 204 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,971 I bet they have food inside. 205 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,682 Let's see if I still have that spare key. Here it is. 206 00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:00,934 -[grunts] -Yes! 207 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,143 Okay, after we get food, 208 00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,854 remind me that this is another thing I need to make amends for. 209 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,065 [sighs, burps] 210 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,608 Where are those two? 211 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,568 They did not keep their fridge stocked enough 212 00:10:10,652 --> 00:10:12,612 for two stoned people waiting around for hours. 213 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,824 It's only been, like, ten minutes. You have a real thing with food. 214 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,159 That's what happens when you mix the appetite of a horse 215 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,078 with the appetite of someone with a hole inside him 216 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:22,622 that needs to be constantly filled with attention, food, and sex. 217 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,125 -Pass the Bugles. -There's no more Bugles. 218 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,960 There's no more of anything. Let's just go. 219 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:31,339 -I can't leave until I make amends. -[gasps] I got a idea! 220 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:35,677 My name is BoJack's friend What's-Her-Face and I wear glasses. 221 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,595 Do you have something to say to me, BoJack? 222 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,849 -Am I BoJack or Mr. Peanutbutter? -You can be anyone you want. 223 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:44,018 This is your dream... dream... dream... 224 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,980 Stop doing that. We're both awake. Let's just get to this. 225 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,274 Diane, I'm sorry I said mean things to you. 226 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,902 That's cool. I forgive you. Wait, would my character say that? 227 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,864 What's Diane's deal again? She's, like, an Asian Daria? 228 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:59,784 -She's a little more complex. -But she's basically Asian Daria, right? 229 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:03,329 With the glasses and the jacket and her whole "blah" thing. 230 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,582 Okay, shut up. Now, I'll be Mr. Peanutbutter 231 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,916 and you make amends to me. 232 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,334 Who's Mr. Peanutbutter? 233 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,171 And, now, you be Mr. Carolyn and I'll be Princess Diana. 234 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,339 -Oh, yeah. Good idea. -[both grunting] 235 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,259 Um... should we do something about this? 236 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:20,471 Hey, why don't you two sleep this off in our guest room? 237 00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,348 Oh, my God, that mirror is talking to us! 238 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601 You can't stop us, us from the future! 239 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,769 -We're making amends, assholes! -[screaming] 240 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:27,812 [both groan] 241 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,689 Ow! Come on! 242 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276 -That felt so good! -See? 243 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,695 When you make amends, don't you just feel lighter? 244 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,697 Well, I also ate a shit ton of Bugles, so no. 245 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,617 But I do feel like we got to the bottom of who really killed Princess Di. 246 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,786 -It was all of us. -Next stop, Todd! 247 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,957 Todd, I'm sorry. I want to take full responsibility for what happened, 248 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,960 even though it is not my fault and I did nothing wrong. 249 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,546 Emily is an adult woman who can make her own choices. 250 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,882 And besides, are you even really into girls? 251 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,092 -I mean, what is your deal? -Uh... 252 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,802 -Hey, what are you doing with our son? -Uh... 253 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,095 Wait, you're BoJack Horseman. 254 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,641 I am, and this is my best buddy Todd. [grunts] 255 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,685 That movie star has really taken a shine to our boy. 256 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,937 You think this is our big break? 257 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:12,065 You don't think he's inappropriately interested, do you? 258 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:15,109 What? No. But if he is, that could also be a big break. 259 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,194 I'm just saying. 260 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,695 -[groans] -[stammering] 261 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,364 -Hey, wait! -Hold on. Where are you going? 262 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,783 -Come back. -You want to take Todd for a sleepover? 263 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,117 -Sleepover? -No offense, Todd, 264 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,619 but your parents are creeping me out. 265 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,412 To the next amends! 266 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:28,581 [screaming] 267 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,333 [grunting] 268 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,252 -What do you want, BoJack? -I don't know. 269 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,088 I'm very drunk and a little nauseous, 270 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,924 but if I'm here in your house, it must be to make amends. 271 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,426 -Amends... for what? -I don't know. 272 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,804 Whatever it is that you think I did to make you disappear. 273 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,389 -BoJack-- -How could you leave me like that 274 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,473 when I needed you most? 275 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,935 I'm sorry, BoJack. I thought you were a winner. I was wrong. 276 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,521 This is hard for me, too. I staked my reputation-- 277 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,981 No, this is not about the Oscar campaign. 278 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,024 How could you think that this is about the Oscar campaign? 279 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,651 We had something more, didn't we? 280 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,320 -You've been drinking. -Well, not just drinking. 281 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:02,031 [snorting] Yes, Ana, I'm a mess. 282 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,284 Whoa! I am a broken, screwed-up misfit toy, 283 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,787 and you act all in control, 284 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,832 but I know that, deep down, you're broken, too. 285 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:15,169 And I don't know why you won't just give us a chance to be broken together. 286 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:16,879 What about that doesn't appeal to you? 287 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:18,923 [sighs] 288 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:23,720 BoJack, when I was in college, I had a job as a lifeguard... 289 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,390 Wait, did we just go to Ana's house? Did I get closure? 290 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,768 If by "closure" you mean I lit her ottoman on fire, then yes. 291 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,020 We gotta go back. 292 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,063 -What the hell? -I know I was just here, 293 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,190 but I feel like you told me some important story 294 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,817 that explained everything about us. 295 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:40,403 Unfortunately, I totally spaced it. 296 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,238 Gotta be honest. I've had a couple beers. 297 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:46,534 Ugh! All right, I'll tell you again, if it'll make you leave. 298 00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,327 When I was a lifeguard, I... 299 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,414 -Oh, crud. -You want to go back to Ana's, don't you? 300 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,875 I feel like I'll definitely get it this time. 301 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:55,668 Lifeguard... 302 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,671 -One more time? -No. This time I wrote it down. 303 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,134 "I'm a lifeguard. This woman's house smells weird, or is that me? 304 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,469 Pay attention, Sarah Lynn. 305 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,596 Don't do that thing where you write down your thoughts 306 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,639 instead of what the person is actually saying. 307 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,392 I wonder if it's time to get my boobs done again." 308 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,019 -Mm-hmm. -[inhales] That's very helpful. 309 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,270 Thank you. Who's next? 310 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,272 I'm sorry! 311 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,900 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 312 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,487 I'm sorry! 313 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,238 [sighs] 314 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:28,993 [door sliding closed] 315 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,622 Okay, so I know I keep bothering you tonight. 316 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,416 Tonight? I haven't seen you in two weeks. 317 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,334 Oh, really? 318 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,462 I just need to know what you were trying to tell me about being a lifeguard, 319 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714 and then, I'll leave and you'll never see me again. 320 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,257 Mmm... 321 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:47,345 After I almost drowned, I decided I would never again be weaker than water. 322 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,430 So, I became a lifeguard. 323 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225 On my first day of training, my instructor told me 324 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:56,187 that there are going to be times when you'll see someone in trouble. 325 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,482 You're going to want to rush in there and do whatever you can to save them, 326 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,151 but you have to stop yourself, 327 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,446 because there are some people you can't save. 328 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,032 'Cause those people will thrash and struggle 329 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,494 and try to take you down with them. 330 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,373 What does that have to do with me? 331 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,709 What the--? Where the hell are we now? 332 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,002 -Ohi-- -Ojai? 333 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,672 -We drove all the way to Ojai? -Let me finish. 334 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,758 Ohi, and here's the kicker... O. 335 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,594 -Ohio. -We drove all the way to Ohio?! 336 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,140 I wanted to go to the planetarium, but you demanded we come here. 337 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:36,060 You said you had to make one more amend, to that Penny girl. 338 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,937 What? No! That is a terrible idea. 339 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,856 -Let's turn this car around right now. -[tires squealing] 340 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,399 Uh... 341 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,776 -I feel we didn't turn the car around. -No, we did, 342 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,653 but then, you turned it back around 343 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,197 because you really wanted to find that deer girl, 344 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,199 so we decided to do a stakeout. 345 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,869 There was a whole makeover sequence, where we went to the mall 346 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,620 and tried on different trench coats for each other. 347 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,581 Do you not remember any of that? 348 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,333 This is insane. I already scarred her for life. 349 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,336 If I see her again, I'll just end up getting my horribleness all over her. 350 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,464 You think it's too late for me to go to college? 351 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,007 I always wanted to be an architect. 352 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,383 But one of those architects, 353 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,552 where, at night, she's a high-end call girl, 354 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,221 and, by day, she's an international superspy. 355 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,475 -So, when is she an architect? -I don't know. Frontier times? 356 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,934 No, I didn't mean what era. 357 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,562 If she's a call girl at night and a spy during the day-- 358 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,231 -Hey, look, Penny. -Oh, God, what's she doing? 359 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,650 -Does she look emotionally damaged? -She's just going to the computer. 360 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,528 She's probably in a sex chat room with some middle-aged horse 361 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,323 because that's the only way she can still feel love. 362 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:33,826 -Yeah, probably. -Or she's so upset about what you did 363 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,746 that she's using the Internet to find ways to commit suicide. 364 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,830 That makes even more sense. 365 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:40,750 All right, we've established that you ruined her. 366 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,252 -Can we go back to L.A. now? -Yes. 367 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,964 So... obviously, I wanted to keep following Penny because I'm an idiot. 368 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,508 Let's just nip this in the bud. 369 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,135 I'm gonna write "Do not follow Penny" on my hands 370 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,763 in the unlikely scenario of my blacking out again. 371 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,390 I'll just write "Follow Penny" on this hand, 372 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,975 and then, on this hand, I'll write... 373 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,353 -Goddamn it! -What? 374 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,271 We're just doing what the hand said. 375 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,357 [groans] 376 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,068 -Uh, what? -The hand demanded donuts. 377 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,445 -[gasps] There she is. -She's drinking beer. 378 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,614 Oh, God, this is just like the episode of Horsin' Around 379 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,157 when Olivia went to the frat party, 380 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,118 but Penny doesn't have a kind angel played by Jose Canseco 381 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,745 to help her get out of this jam! 382 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,706 Ugh. Okay, now, I'm bored again. Quit hoggin' the 'nocs. 383 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,793 She's just drinking Red Bull. Wait. Now, she's leaving. 384 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,379 -[both gasp] -Hey, look, it's the Obertones! 385 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,005 Love your sound, dudes! 386 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,131 -♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you ♪ 387 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,342 -♪ Thank you ♪ -♪ Thank you! ♪ 388 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,886 She seems... fine. 389 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:37,557 Too fine, like she's hiding a dark secret that's eating away at her soul. 390 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,268 Or, possibly... she's fine. 391 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,978 Maybe I didn't ruin her life. 392 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,855 Hey, you were a father figure, who was sexually inappropriate to me, 393 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,148 and I turned out perfect. 394 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,442 -Now, can we please go home? -Okay, good plan. 395 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:52,655 I'll just go pee out the last 20 beers. Whoa. Look at me, walking good. 396 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 397 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,075 [all screaming melodically] 398 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,493 No, no, no! Shush, shush. 399 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,579 -BoJack? -Oh! 400 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,081 -What are you doing here? -Hey, Penny! 401 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,334 -Did you come here to find me? -No, I-- 402 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,588 You can't be here. I-I don't want to see you here. 403 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:12,466 I don't want to see you at all. I was 17. I didn't know any better. 404 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,884 -I tried-- -You need to leave. 405 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,262 It's BoJack Horseman and Sarah Lynn! 406 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,723 -Oh, my God! Oh, my God! -BoJack, we need to get out of here now. 407 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:22,184 Can I get a selfie and another selfie if the first selfie doesn't look good? 408 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,937 -[overlapping chatter] -BoJack, over here! 409 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,230 Penny, no. 410 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:27,898 Penny? 411 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,613 You know, on the plus side, she really seemed okay. 412 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,530 Mm-hmm. 413 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,741 -Until she saw you and freaked out. -[groans] 414 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,994 But she probably would have been totally fine if you'd never shown up. 415 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,289 -Oh, God. -I think the wound was completely healed 416 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,417 before you reopened it by showing up unannounced at her college 417 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,294 and all the pain came rushing back to her. 418 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,295 Oh, good Lord! 419 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,714 In a way, it's like you destroyed her life twice. 420 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,592 -Will you please stop talking about it? -Okay, fine. 421 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,594 Whoop. [shivers] 422 00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,763 Man, Ohio sucks! 423 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,891 Next time, could you almost molest someone who lives in Hawaii? 424 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,435 You could be bummed out at a luau right now. 425 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:05,770 Let's just go home. 426 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,772 -You got a bottle opener? -Glove compartment. 427 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:12,276 Well, I'll be a dick sucked by a dumbshit! What do we have here? 428 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,029 Oh, that? Turns out there's a brand of heroin called BoJack. 429 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573 Dude, that's a big freaking deal. 430 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,660 Getting a drug named after you is cooler than getting an Oscar. 431 00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:23,245 I mean, there's Billy Crystal Meth, Angel Dustin Hoffman, 432 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,997 Lucille Eightball and now you. 433 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,917 It's a rarefied breed, man. Congratulations! 434 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,169 -Thank you? -Oh, we have to do BoJack! 435 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,129 -It's too perfect. -I don't know. 436 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,632 There's that old saying. "Liquor before beer, never fear. 437 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:35,841 Don't do heroin." 438 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,511 "I'm BoJack. Please, put me inside you." 439 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,055 I'm not gonna shoot heroin with you, Sarah Lynn. 440 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,808 We can snort heroin like sophisticated adults. 441 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,226 Way ahead of you. 442 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,145 [both snorting, sighing] 443 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,440 [moaning] 444 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,487 Okay, thank you. Happy Thanksgiving 2007. 445 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,364 Why did you just say what year it is? 446 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,409 I guess I just get nervous talking to network executives. 447 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,495 This last episode got the worst ratings yet. 448 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:08,040 I was afraid your character trying heroin would be a bridge too far. 449 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:10,626 -Oh. -And the disjointed blackout structure, 450 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,921 with the one flashback in the middle, really confused our audience. 451 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:14,839 Yeah. 452 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,550 They hated all the fourth-wall-breaking meta jokes. 453 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,470 Of course. Audiences hate meta jokes. When will comedy writers learn? 454 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,140 BoJack, I know there is an audience out there for our show. 455 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,518 We just need to find a way to get more people to check us out. 456 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,311 I know what you're thinking-- Full frontal. 457 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,647 I was thinking guest star. 458 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,567 We need a celebrity who is incredibly popular right now, like-- 459 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,611 -Oh, what about Sarah Lynn? -Ooh, that's genius! 460 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:40,573 Sarah Lynn? I don't know. I haven't spoken to her in years. 461 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,742 Besides, she's not gonna want to do this. 462 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,785 She's the world's biggest pop star. 463 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:47,121 She's the only hope we have to keep this show alive. 464 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,290 Would you ask her? I'm sure she'd do it for you. 465 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,542 You're like a father to her. 466 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,377 [screams, groans] 467 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,962 [moaning] 468 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,341 -So, what is it? -What is what? 469 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:02,303 You were mumbling about how you had to ask me something. 470 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,348 Oh! Um, never mind. Hey, how long have we known each other? 471 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,977 -Feels like our entire lives. -Well, my entire life, pretty much. 472 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,730 We were on a TV show. Isn't that insane? 473 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,273 Yeah, it's pretty wild. 474 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,359 You know, sometimes it feels like you're the only one who really understands me, 475 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,028 because how could anyone else? 476 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,239 Nobody knows what we went through, nobody who wasn't on that show. 477 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,909 But we knew each other before we were anybody, 478 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,329 and that's how we can be friends, because we're not like those other people. 479 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,165 The people who glom onto you because of who they think you are, 480 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,709 and they think they can sleep on your couch and eat your food. 481 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,294 They think you're gonna save their agency. 482 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,338 I never asked for that kind of pressure, 483 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,591 but you and me, we don't want anything from each other. 484 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,886 You know, I... I could never figure out what love meant, 485 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,639 but, right now, I don't need to figure out anything. 486 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:50,476 I just feel it. I love you, Sarah Lynn. 487 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,853 -[siren blaring in distance] -Sarah Lynn? 488 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,814 -Sarah Lynn? -What? 489 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:58,067 -Oh, my God! Thank God you're okay! -I'm not okay. I'm bored. 490 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,985 This hotel room is boring! 491 00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,237 [sighs] What's on TV? 492 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,407 -[gasps] The Oscars are on. -Really? 493 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,953 -How long have we been on this bender? -I love the Oscars. 494 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:11,163 The red carpet, the fashion, 495 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,750 all the magic of Hollywoo wrapped up in one exciting night. 496 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,670 And the winner for Best Original Song is... 497 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,297 "The Silly Banana Song (Love Theme)" 498 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,716 from The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee by Sarah Lynn. 499 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,593 Get your ass up here, girl. 500 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:29,515 [screams] I won! Oh, my God! I forgot I was even nominated. 501 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,518 I accept this on her behalf. 502 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,187 And if you're watching this, Sarah Lynn, 503 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:38,357 wherever you are, please come home. 504 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,569 [exhales sharply] 505 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,446 Oh, man, I should have been there. 506 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,701 When I was a kid, if you'd told me I'd win an Oscar, 507 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,536 I'd never have believed it. 508 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,913 And, now, I've done it and... 509 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:58,085 BoJack... I don't... 510 00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,504 like anything about me. 511 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,339 -Hey. -None of this is me. 512 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,008 These boobs aren't me. 513 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,802 -This house isn't me. -We're not at your house right now. 514 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,554 The only reason I wear this shirt 515 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,932 is because some company paid me $8,000 to wear it. 516 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,018 And I don't even need the money. 517 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:17,313 [scoffs] I just liked that someone still wanted me to wear their shirt. 518 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,898 Hey, hey, hey, it's okay. Everything's gonna be okay. 519 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,818 What am I supposed to do? I don't know what to do. 520 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,738 Am I doomed? Are you doomed? Are we all doomed? 521 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,324 No, no! Calm down. Nobody is doomed. 522 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,785 And I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go to the planetarium. 523 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,454 Really? 524 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,917 [man] Our solar system formed about four and a half billion years ago... 525 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,503 -Isn't this place amazing? -Totally. 526 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:44,089 I always forget that there are more than just the six stars 527 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,716 you can see in the Los Angeles sky. 528 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,260 Yeah, that's cool, too, but I meant this building. 529 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,305 It's a giant dome. Domes are so cool. 530 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,475 I prefer rectangular buildings, as I firmly established. 531 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:58,228 [yawns] I wanna be an architect. 532 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,107 [man] ...be it horse, cat, human, or even lizard, 533 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,693 our lives are but the briefest flashes 534 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,364 in a universe that is billions of years old. 535 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,658 See, Sarah Lynn, we're not doomed. 536 00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:14,411 In the great grand scheme of things, we're just tiny specks 537 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,413 that will one day be forgotten. 538 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:20,042 So, it doesn't matter what we did in the past, or how we'll be remembered. 539 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:23,671 The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, 540 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,299 this one spectacular moment we are sharing together. 541 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,717 Right, Sarah Lynn? 542 00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:31,804 Sarah Lynn? 543 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,015 Sarah Lynn? 544 00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:43,565 ♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪ 545 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,404 -♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ -♪ BoJack ♪ 546 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:52,658 ♪ BoJack the Horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪ 547 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:59,498 ♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪ 548 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:04,294 ♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪ 549 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:08,048 ♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪ 550 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,469 ♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪ 551 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:16,682 ♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪ 552 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,016 ♪ BoJack ♪♪ 553 00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:25,274 Boxer vs. Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na! ♪