1 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:13,449 [CLEARS THROAT] 2 00:00:13,455 --> 00:00:15,341 Let me be the first to tell you: 3 00:00:15,350 --> 00:00:16,374 I'm bad news. 4 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:18,465 You're actually not the first to tell me that. 5 00:00:18,471 --> 00:00:20,443 I can't offer you parental guidance 6 00:00:20,449 --> 00:00:22,338 or advice or love or support 7 00:00:22,344 --> 00:00:24,638 or prolonged conversation or interest in you, 8 00:00:24,721 --> 00:00:26,932 - or remembering your name. - It's Hollyhock. 9 00:00:27,015 --> 00:00:29,678 - And I'm not looking for another dad. - Great. 10 00:00:29,684 --> 00:00:32,062 But I've always wanted to know who my mother is. 11 00:00:32,145 --> 00:00:34,940 Your mother? What do I look like, Josh Radnor? 12 00:00:34,946 --> 00:00:36,069 Nothing? 13 00:00:36,147 --> 00:00:38,604 Nothing for Josh Radnor. How quickly we forget. 14 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:41,059 Just tell me the name of the woman 15 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,818 you had sex with in December 1999. 16 00:00:43,824 --> 00:00:45,867 That's all the relationship we need to have. 17 00:00:45,951 --> 00:00:48,537 That was quite a time for our nation, sex-wise... 18 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:52,201 ♪ Oh, 1999 ♪ 19 00:00:52,207 --> 00:00:55,460 Actually, I don't need a whole long story. Just get to the point. 20 00:00:55,544 --> 00:00:57,838 The point is I banged a lot of women. 21 00:00:57,844 --> 00:00:59,498 One-night stands, two-night stands, 22 00:00:59,521 --> 00:01:01,210 nooners, spooners, hot-air ballooners. 23 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:03,208 So, out of all of these women it 24 00:01:03,232 --> 00:01:05,381 sounds like you really respected, 25 00:01:05,387 --> 00:01:07,764 is there any chance one of them got pregnant 26 00:01:07,848 --> 00:01:09,808 and then put the baby up for adoption? 27 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:11,825 I guess Marcy was kind of a 28 00:01:11,849 --> 00:01:13,431 poking holes in the condom type. 29 00:01:13,437 --> 00:01:15,057 Real nutter. Good lay, though. 30 00:01:15,063 --> 00:01:18,525 Glad to hear my mother was a "nutter" and "a good lay." 31 00:01:18,685 --> 00:01:20,312 Can I meet her? Where is she? 32 00:01:20,318 --> 00:01:21,764 I bet she's still in that same 33 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:23,524 apartment in the Valley. What a dump! 34 00:01:23,530 --> 00:01:24,650 Can you take me there? 35 00:01:24,656 --> 00:01:27,444 Help me find my mom and I'll leave you alone forever. 36 00:01:27,450 --> 00:01:29,357 Deal. But can we go in the morning? 37 00:01:29,363 --> 00:01:31,837 [YAWNING] It's getting pretty late, I become a real asshole 38 00:01:31,843 --> 00:01:34,304 if I don't get a solid seven hours of bed drinking a night. 39 00:01:34,388 --> 00:01:36,223 I should get going. 40 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:38,227 My hostel's all the way downtown 41 00:01:38,243 --> 00:01:40,731 - in a pretty bad area. - Wait. 42 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:44,439 - Take this. - Okay. 43 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:47,901 Here I go, hope there are no murderers out. 44 00:01:47,907 --> 00:01:49,945 Yes, everyone hopes that all the time. 45 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:52,656 - Okay, just do me a favor. - Ugh! What now? 46 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:55,528 If I do get murdered, will you call my eight dads 47 00:01:55,534 --> 00:01:57,029 and tell them I love them? 48 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:58,215 I gotta call all eight? 49 00:01:58,221 --> 00:01:59,991 They can't work out a phone tree? [GROANS] 50 00:01:59,997 --> 00:02:02,040 If you're gonna be a baby, stay here for the night. 51 00:02:02,046 --> 00:02:04,089 - All right! - Take the couch and be quiet. 52 00:02:04,095 --> 00:02:05,690 Don't get on your phone and text all 53 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:07,373 your friends how sweet my house is. 54 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,430 Turn off all the lights when you're going to sleep, 55 00:02:09,436 --> 00:02:10,946 all of the lights. 56 00:02:14,849 --> 00:02:16,351 [CLICK] 57 00:02:16,763 --> 00:02:18,890 - Thank you, BoJack. - [DOOR SLAMS] 58 00:02:20,225 --> 00:02:22,644 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] 59 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:13,152 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:03:15,322 --> 00:03:18,361 - [MOANS] Oh, I can't... - Oh, you're... you're in my... 61 00:03:18,367 --> 00:03:20,369 - Wait, I'm not really... - What if we try... 62 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:22,484 Wait, I'm almost... Oh, no. 63 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:24,325 I don't think it's going to happen. 64 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:26,321 [SIGHS] I'm sorry, it's just difficult with all the... 65 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:27,411 [AIR HORN BLARES] 66 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,336 - [KATRINA] Who gave Todd the air horn? - Right. Right. 67 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,040 - The campaign. - Exactly. 68 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:32,839 But it's just another two months, right? 69 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:35,175 After the election everything goes back to normal. 70 00:03:35,218 --> 00:03:37,387 - Well, unless I win. - Right. 71 00:03:37,393 --> 00:03:39,554 I gotta tell you, I'm having a blast. 72 00:03:39,638 --> 00:03:41,890 I always knew I was probably good at something, 73 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:43,642 but I never knew what it was. 74 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:46,038 Thanks to Katrina, I've finally realized 75 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:48,595 - I'm good at people liking me. - That's great, 76 00:03:48,601 --> 00:03:51,191 and you know I'm so happy for you, 77 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:53,227 but do you have to be the 78 00:03:53,313 --> 00:03:55,314 pro-fracking candidate? 79 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,656 - [SHUDDERS] - Diane, this is the campaign. 80 00:03:57,739 --> 00:04:00,200 Nothing anyone says during a campaign matters. 81 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:03,036 It's just promising a bunch of stuff to get people to vote for you. 82 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,648 Then when you get an office, 83 00:04:04,672 --> 00:04:06,409 you can do whatever you want. 84 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:08,667 - Democracy in action. - Mark my words... 85 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:11,253 The only fracking that's going to be happening 86 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:13,964 - is in this bedroom. - All right, guy. 87 00:04:13,970 --> 00:04:15,313 I'm gonna drill you deep, 88 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:18,129 and fill you with a mysterious substance 89 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:19,900 that scientists still don't 90 00:04:19,924 --> 00:04:21,924 quite understand the ramifications of. 91 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:25,225 - This isn't sexy for me... aaah! - Did someone say "busy day"? 92 00:04:25,269 --> 00:04:27,067 No one said "busy day," Katrina. 93 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,130 What did we say about knocking? 94 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,106 It wastes vital seconds we'll never get back? 95 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:34,067 Anyway, everyone who isn't me needs to shut up right now. 96 00:04:34,151 --> 00:04:36,987 - No one else was talking. - I actually have good news for once. 97 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:39,859 CNN released a poll today, and for the first time ever, 98 00:04:39,865 --> 00:04:42,159 - Mr. Peanutbutter is up. - Damn! 99 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:44,745 Wow! Am I John Davidson, Cathy Lee Crosby 100 00:04:44,828 --> 00:04:47,038 and Fran Tarkenton right now, because that's... 101 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:49,291 We don't have time for the reference you're setting up. 102 00:04:49,374 --> 00:04:51,877 We're doing a presser in 30. Go downstairs, get some breakfast. 103 00:04:51,883 --> 00:04:53,247 Yeah! Breakfast! 104 00:04:53,253 --> 00:04:55,346 Am I Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, 105 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,792 Judd Nelson, the principal... 106 00:04:56,798 --> 00:04:58,169 - Just get breakfast! - All right! 107 00:04:58,175 --> 00:04:59,843 - [HORN BLARING] - Don't you forget about me. 108 00:04:59,926 --> 00:05:02,965 - Diane, you look sad. - We were kind of in the middle of... 109 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:05,265 No, I'm saying you look sad. 110 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:06,827 Maybe you need to put on foundation, 111 00:05:06,851 --> 00:05:08,596 blush around the cheeks or something. 112 00:05:08,602 --> 00:05:10,187 [SIGHS] 113 00:05:12,147 --> 00:05:14,941 - [SMOKE ALARM BEEPING] - [MOANS] 114 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:16,824 What the...? Huh? 115 00:05:16,985 --> 00:05:19,154 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - Aaah! Aaah! 116 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,211 - What's going on down here? - I was trying to make 117 00:05:21,217 --> 00:05:23,617 you breakfast to thank you for letting me stay here! 118 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:25,952 I put a Pop-Tart in the microwave! 119 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:29,581 - Did you take the foil off? - No! I was doing it popcorn style! 120 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,250 It's all right, it's not your fault. Making food is impossible. 121 00:05:32,334 --> 00:05:34,503 Let's get out of here and take you to your mom's house. 122 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:36,171 Should we do something about the fire? 123 00:05:36,254 --> 00:05:38,857 Just leave it. It'll tire itself out eventually. 124 00:05:39,169 --> 00:05:40,545 [MUNCHING] 125 00:05:40,551 --> 00:05:41,927 So, who is this lady? 126 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,965 It's actually a cute story. She was the president of my fan club. 127 00:05:44,971 --> 00:05:47,766 You had sex with the president of your fan club? 128 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,637 Yeah. "Oh, my God, what a monster!" 129 00:05:49,643 --> 00:05:52,056 I slept with someone who loved me more than anybody else 130 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,591 and dedicated her life to knowing 131 00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:55,476 things about me and caring about me. 132 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:56,983 How could I be so shallow? 133 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,939 You're right, I'm sorry. Finish your cute story. 134 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:01,273 That was the whole story. 135 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,698 She was the president of my fan club, I had sex with her. 136 00:06:03,704 --> 00:06:07,083 Then I didn't think about her for 18 years, and here we are. 137 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:13,416 [SIGHS] 138 00:06:14,878 --> 00:06:17,623 - [DOOR OPENS] - Good news, the results are in! 139 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:19,559 - Oh! - Bad news, the results are bad. 140 00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:20,668 [GROANING] 141 00:06:20,674 --> 00:06:22,586 Like an omelet bar at a mongoose convention, 142 00:06:22,592 --> 00:06:25,053 you are running dangerously low on eggs. 143 00:06:25,059 --> 00:06:26,507 How many do I have left? 144 00:06:26,513 --> 00:06:29,182 Well, let's just say it's more than Harry Potter movies, 145 00:06:29,266 --> 00:06:31,142 but fewer than James Bond movies. 146 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:33,103 - Doctor, no! - What do you recommend? 147 00:06:33,186 --> 00:06:35,939 Hmm. Have you considered impregnating a younger woman? 148 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:38,185 No, I want to do it with this woman. 149 00:06:38,191 --> 00:06:40,110 You could try throwing money at the problem. 150 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:43,065 You're gonna want pre-natal vitamins, cervical mucus boosters, 151 00:06:43,071 --> 00:06:45,615 a "You Can Do It!" poster, and an iOvulate. 152 00:06:45,699 --> 00:06:47,820 - "iOvulate"? - Let's hope so! 153 00:06:47,826 --> 00:06:49,780 This state-of-the-art bracelet tracks your cycle 154 00:06:49,786 --> 00:06:52,706 and also gives you up-to-date info on your ovulation. 155 00:06:52,789 --> 00:06:55,221 - Plus, it's voiced by Harvey Fierstein. - [CHIMING] 156 00:06:55,227 --> 00:06:57,248 Hello, I'm Harvey Fierstein. 157 00:06:57,287 --> 00:06:59,206 Let's put a baby in you. 158 00:06:59,212 --> 00:07:00,922 [BOTH] Ooh! 159 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:04,759 [EXHALES] 160 00:07:04,765 --> 00:07:05,926 BoJack? 161 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:07,763 Marcy, hey. 162 00:07:07,818 --> 00:07:10,676 - I knew it. I knew you'd come back. - Right. Um... 163 00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:13,345 Here's a very specific question: after we had sex, 164 00:07:13,351 --> 00:07:14,900 did you by any chance get pregnant 165 00:07:14,924 --> 00:07:16,144 and put a baby up for adoption? 166 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:17,250 - Yes. - Wait, really? 167 00:07:17,256 --> 00:07:18,340 Oh, my God, 168 00:07:18,348 --> 00:07:20,811 - you're my mother. Can I hug you? - Oh. 169 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:22,771 - I'm hugging my mother. - Wow. 170 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:25,357 BoJack, I'm sorry, I really wanted to tell you. 171 00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:27,824 But when I called the number that you gave me, 172 00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:30,368 it was for a sandwich shop in Temecula. 173 00:07:30,374 --> 00:07:32,252 Wha...? That's so weird. 174 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:33,616 You must have dialed it wrong. 175 00:07:33,622 --> 00:07:35,582 And then I thought, well, you know, 176 00:07:35,638 --> 00:07:37,912 sooner or later you'd call me. 177 00:07:37,918 --> 00:07:40,264 Yeah, yeah, I was gonna, but then, you know, 178 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:41,916 9/11 happened... 179 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:44,549 - Can you ever forgive me? - I think so. 180 00:07:44,555 --> 00:07:46,065 Oh! I'm so sorry. 181 00:07:46,071 --> 00:07:47,880 Where are my manners? Please come in. 182 00:07:47,886 --> 00:07:49,861 And that was just such a tough time 183 00:07:49,867 --> 00:07:51,562 for our country... 184 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:56,343 So, once we introduced vicious 185 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:58,182 knife-play into our routine, 186 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:01,066 it really gave our sex life the edge. 187 00:08:01,072 --> 00:08:02,269 Love it, crooshed it. 188 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:03,812 So the article is just about a happy 189 00:08:03,836 --> 00:08:05,481 marriage with a healthy sex life? 190 00:08:05,487 --> 00:08:08,692 We already have Raquel's piece about 69 days of sixty-nining. 191 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:09,777 - Uh-huh! - So croosh. 192 00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:11,373 What about our readers who aren't 193 00:08:11,396 --> 00:08:12,863 having sex with their husbands? 194 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:14,698 Isn't this just gonna make them feel bad? 195 00:08:14,704 --> 00:08:18,041 Not everyone gets to have great sex all the time, right? 196 00:08:18,471 --> 00:08:19,555 Ladies? 197 00:08:20,086 --> 00:08:21,135 Diane? 198 00:08:21,141 --> 00:08:23,374 Can I talk to you in your office for a minute? 199 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:24,541 I don't have an office. 200 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,169 You said offices have corners and corners are the patriarchy. 201 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:29,165 Fine. Can I talk to you in the hot-take, 202 00:08:29,189 --> 00:08:31,463 cool-down yoga area? 203 00:08:31,635 --> 00:08:34,638 [DEEP BREATHING] 204 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:35,809 You seem tense. 205 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,548 Have you been eating gluten 206 00:08:37,556 --> 00:08:39,056 and also not having sex with your husband? 207 00:08:39,062 --> 00:08:40,432 Whoa, Stefani, that's not... 208 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:43,586 Diane, relax! This is not a conversation 209 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:45,980 between an employee and her superior. 210 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:48,029 This is a conversation between 211 00:08:48,035 --> 00:08:50,252 a friend and her superior. 212 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:53,219 The campaign has been testing our marriage. 213 00:08:53,368 --> 00:08:55,954 Obviously, it's great to see Mr. Peanutbutter so excited, 214 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,783 and I am supporting that. 215 00:08:57,789 --> 00:08:58,951 But if I'm being honest, 216 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:01,751 I can't wait for it to be over so things can go back to normal. 217 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:04,915 - Hmm. And what happens if he wins? - He's not going to win. 218 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,298 Did you see the new CNN poll this morning? 219 00:09:07,382 --> 00:09:10,051 He could win. People do love fracking. 220 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:12,187 It's fun to say! "Frack! 221 00:09:12,235 --> 00:09:14,047 "Frack! Fricky-fricky-frack" [LAUGHS] 222 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,806 People wouldn't love saying it if 223 00:09:15,845 --> 00:09:17,636 they understood what it actually was. 224 00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:20,139 - So tell them. - I can't go against my husband. 225 00:09:20,145 --> 00:09:21,524 What the frack? Why not? 226 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:23,142 You gotta do you, girl. 227 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:25,734 I always say, you gotta do you. 228 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:28,903 And if he's doing him, then who's doing you? 229 00:09:28,987 --> 00:09:32,240 Because right now, it seems like no one's doing you. 230 00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:33,491 [GROANS] 231 00:09:35,928 --> 00:09:38,350 ... and then when I was eight, Lizzie Dunbar's mom 232 00:09:38,356 --> 00:09:40,331 rented us all Freaky Friday for a sleepover, 233 00:09:40,337 --> 00:09:42,157 and I got really sad because 234 00:09:42,189 --> 00:09:44,650 I realized I didn't have a mom to switch bodies with. 235 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,957 Am I talking a lot? I feel I'm talking a lot. 236 00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:48,965 - Yes. - Oh! I need to show you something. 237 00:09:49,049 --> 00:09:51,426 Okay, so this may seem cuckoo, 238 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:54,220 but I was so head over heels in love with your father 239 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:57,593 that after we made sweet love, and he didn't call me again, 240 00:09:57,599 --> 00:09:59,695 I just got so jealous, so I made 241 00:09:59,735 --> 00:10:01,388 a list of every girl he was with... 242 00:10:01,394 --> 00:10:03,432 and I found their home addresses... 243 00:10:03,438 --> 00:10:05,648 - Oh. - ... and drew Xs over their eyes. 244 00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:08,088 I'm loving this conversation but 245 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,022 I have to go the bathroom now, 246 00:10:10,028 --> 00:10:12,142 for non-me being weirded out by 247 00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:14,548 this conversation-related reasons. 248 00:10:14,949 --> 00:10:16,845 I just keep thinking about how 249 00:10:16,851 --> 00:10:19,323 different things would have been if you'd have just called me. 250 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:21,145 We could have had a family 251 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:23,151 together for 18 loving years. 252 00:10:23,157 --> 00:10:24,918 - That might have... - [HOLLYHOCK] BoJack! 253 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,538 [GROANS] Kids. What? 254 00:10:26,544 --> 00:10:28,624 Can you join me in the bathroom for a minute? 255 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:29,708 What?! No! 256 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:31,462 - Do you want me, sweetheart? - No, 257 00:10:31,468 --> 00:10:33,593 it's a dad bathroom thing. 258 00:10:34,651 --> 00:10:36,444 Uh... Hollyhock? 259 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:38,485 That woman is not my mother. 260 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:39,790 She's lying to us! 261 00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:41,011 Marcy? No way! 262 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,728 Look. This is from the premiere of "Autumn in New York". 263 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:46,232 That movie came out in August of 2000. 264 00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:47,935 I was born in September. 265 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,270 Does this woman look eight months pregnant to you? 266 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,932 Why would they release a romantic 267 00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,816 drama called "Autumn in New York" 268 00:10:53,822 --> 00:10:55,061 in the middle of summer? 269 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:57,111 Richard Gere had just done "Runaway Bride", 270 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:59,327 Winona Ryder was hot off "Girl, Interrupted" 271 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,865 - so the studio got cocky. - How do you know all this? 272 00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:04,457 I looked it up on the Internet because I saw this picture 273 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:07,454 and got confused why Marcy would wear a summer dress 274 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:09,581 to a movie called "Autumn in New York". 275 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:12,132 This is a summer dress? I guess I don't know dresses. 276 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,795 BoJack, focus! That's not my mom! 277 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:17,637 So the lesson here is I was right to never call her. 278 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,675 - Wait, so who... - [MARCY] Are you okay in there? 279 00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,885 - Don't come in! - Yes! Father-daughter bathroom time! 280 00:11:21,891 --> 00:11:23,873 The scrapbook! She has that list of 281 00:11:23,889 --> 00:11:25,514 all the other women you slept with. 282 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,891 If we get the book, we can find my mom. 283 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:29,520 Give me a few minutes. I'll distract her, 284 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:31,182 then you sneak in and grab the book. 285 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:33,688 _ 286 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,405 [BOJACK] Okay. 287 00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:37,002 And what was the first appearance 288 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,569 of the Horse's identical cousin? 289 00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:40,827 [MARCY] Season eight, episode four. 290 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,917 [BOJACK] Yeah, yeah. That's right. 291 00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:45,158 What was the horse's boss's name? 292 00:11:45,164 --> 00:11:47,208 - What are you doing? - Oh, my God! 293 00:11:47,214 --> 00:11:48,731 You're not supposed to see this. 294 00:11:48,737 --> 00:11:50,475 - Look away! - It's okay, Hollyhock. 295 00:11:50,481 --> 00:11:51,889 This is what Mommy and Daddy do. 296 00:11:51,895 --> 00:11:53,967 Ugh! You said give you a few minutes! 297 00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:56,640 I didn't think it would take this long. I usually finish faster. 298 00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,963 - You're disgusting! - [MOANS] That's what I needed. 299 00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:05,834 Can I please have a grasshopper? 300 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,569 [SEDUCTIVELY] Yes? 301 00:12:07,687 --> 00:12:10,029 So the studio finished "Mars Attacks"! 302 00:12:10,035 --> 00:12:12,644 Without him. And since no one ever found a body, 303 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:15,069 my client Tony Tromboni has been making movies 304 00:12:15,075 --> 00:12:17,852 - under the name Tim Burton ever since. - Oh! 305 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:19,574 - [CHIMING] - I'm Harvey Fierstein. 306 00:12:19,657 --> 00:12:22,005 Your ovulation window is closing soon. 307 00:12:22,052 --> 00:12:24,114 Please commence copulation. 308 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,616 Oh, fish! We gotta go. 309 00:12:25,622 --> 00:12:27,624 - Can't we finish lunch? - You heard the bracelet. 310 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,244 Okay, well, uh, let me get the check. 311 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,039 - There's no time for that! Ralph! - We gotta pay for our... 312 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:35,089 I have an egg inside me that is ripe to be fertilized. 313 00:12:35,173 --> 00:12:36,883 His name is Philbert. 314 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,463 - Princess Carolyn... - Uh-uh! Philbert Stilton, 315 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:42,091 and he's going to be sweet and smart 316 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:43,759 and a phenom on the clarinet, 317 00:12:43,765 --> 00:12:46,929 and one day you'll be driving him home from band practice 318 00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:48,935 and he's going to all of a sudden say 319 00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,891 something so insightful and true 320 00:12:50,897 --> 00:12:53,189 that you'll be positively floored it 321 00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:55,687 - came out of the mouth of your son. - Wow. 322 00:12:55,693 --> 00:12:58,655 But if you don't take me home right now and impregnate me, 323 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,151 - then Philbert will never exist. - [PLATES CLATTER] 324 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,909 Okay, let's go. 325 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:08,318 - You told me to distract her. - We don't need to talk about it. 326 00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:09,627 So now that we got the list, 327 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:11,328 we gotta go see all these other women? 328 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,753 Not all of them, just the ones you didn't see 329 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,304 in the nine months after you had sex with them. 330 00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:18,704 - That's gonna be most of them. - Yeah, figures. 331 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,753 Ooh! 332 00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,196 Tilda Madison? 333 00:13:21,236 --> 00:13:23,068 You dated the Timedium, 334 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,800 Tuesdays at 9:00 on CBS? 335 00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:27,100 I never understood that show. What's a Timedium? 336 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,303 She's a medium, 337 00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:30,895 but she can also travel through time and she solves crimes. 338 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,077 That's so stupid. 339 00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:34,226 She time-travels and she's a medium? 340 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:37,568 But the one crime she can't solve is her husband's murder. 341 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,028 [GROANS] 342 00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:40,905 [SITAR PLAYING] 343 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,631 So my name is Hollyhock and I love 344 00:13:43,663 --> 00:13:45,570 apples but hate applesauce, too slimy. 345 00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:47,412 I was the captain of the JV soccer team... 346 00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,156 BoJack, why did you bring 347 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,702 this child into my sanctum? 348 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,911 I can make this real quick. 349 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,961 Did you give up my secret baby in the year 2000? 350 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:58,000 Oh, BoJack, do you recall the impetus for our uncoupling? 351 00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:00,049 Is every one of these gonna be a whole thing? 352 00:14:00,069 --> 00:14:01,904 You were a cad and a boor. 353 00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,683 But your fits of sardonic japery amused, 354 00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:06,935 to a point, until you 355 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:08,438 - impregnated me. - What? 356 00:14:08,444 --> 00:14:10,037 Suddenly, I was awash in dreams 357 00:14:10,054 --> 00:14:12,077 of idealized domesticity. 358 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,731 But when I told you I was with child, 359 00:14:14,814 --> 00:14:17,900 I received a check in the mail for $200 with the memo line, 360 00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:20,320 "BoJack's half of the abortion." 361 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,940 So you put me up for adoption? 362 00:14:21,946 --> 00:14:23,823 Child, no. I had the abortion. 363 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,576 Nice. You don't want any little BoJacks floating around. 364 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:28,739 Last thing this world needs is more of this garbage. 365 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:31,956 - Uh, excuse me? - No, you're great, you seem cool, 366 00:14:31,962 --> 00:14:34,464 but if we could go back in time and prevent it... 367 00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:35,774 - Right? - [GROANS] 368 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,523 Hollyhock, I didn't mean... 369 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,126 By the way, your show sucks. Should be called "Tedium." 370 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:44,254 - [TIRES SCREECHING] - [HORN HONKS] 371 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:45,303 [CHIMING] 372 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:47,569 Your uterus contains the secrets 373 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,804 of life, the ability to create. 374 00:14:49,849 --> 00:14:51,726 - Go, go! Oh, God! - I'm going! 375 00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:53,712 At this point, your ovum has burst 376 00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:55,557 out of the swollen follicle, 377 00:14:55,563 --> 00:14:58,691 traveled down the long gentle river of the fallopian tube, 378 00:14:58,775 --> 00:15:00,953 and been welcomed by the warm 379 00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:03,172 embrace of the silk-lined uterus. 380 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:05,215 - No, no, no. - You must fertilize that 381 00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:08,826 precious ovum now or it will disintegrate into nothingness. 382 00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,204 Hit the gas! Do it for Philbert! 383 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,248 [SIREN BLARING] 384 00:15:14,254 --> 00:15:17,245 - Pull over your vehicle, now! - [GROANS] 385 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:18,961 Oh, fish! 386 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,720 So in conclusion, I don't think California 387 00:15:21,726 --> 00:15:23,904 is the greatest state in the country. 388 00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,968 But it can be. 389 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:29,222 Beautifully put. I'd like to drill down, as it were, 390 00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:31,849 - on the subject of fracking. - Drill away. 391 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:34,769 Now, mere hours ago your wife, Diane Nguyen, 392 00:15:34,775 --> 00:15:36,681 seen here eating a messy sandwich, 393 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,755 published an essay online titled 394 00:15:38,761 --> 00:15:40,278 "The Case Against Fracking" 395 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,901 in which she posits, quote... 396 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,024 "If these frack-happy politicians 397 00:15:44,032 --> 00:15:45,899 "even knew how dangerous it was, 398 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,859 "they wouldn't allow it in their own backyards." 399 00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,659 - Diane wrote that? - Damn. 400 00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:52,662 Mr. Peanutbutter, your wife has issued a challenge. 401 00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:55,873 Would you allow fracking in your own backyard? 402 00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,380 I would. 403 00:15:57,386 --> 00:16:00,497 Joining us now via Periscope is Frankie Flackery, 404 00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:03,792 foreman and spokesyak for Flackery Will Get You Everywhere 405 00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:05,419 industrial drilling company. 406 00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:08,678 - How are ya? - Flackery Flack, let's talk frack. 407 00:16:08,761 --> 00:16:10,586 Mr. Peanutbutter has invited you 408 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,654 - to drill on his property. - Uh... 409 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,719 Will you take him up on this invitation? 410 00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,573 I could have a team there this afternoon. 411 00:16:16,579 --> 00:16:17,737 Oh... 412 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,647 Ready when you are, boys! 413 00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:23,603 Sir, I apologize. We are very eager to get home. 414 00:16:23,609 --> 00:16:25,784 You were going 36 miles per hour. 415 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,261 The speed limit here... 416 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:28,739 Is 35. 417 00:16:28,823 --> 00:16:30,986 - Yes. - Now, I'm no mathematician. 418 00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,578 - I'm just a humble officer of the law. - Okay. 419 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:36,164 So you tell me, is 36 below 420 00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:38,577 35 or is it above 35? 421 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,495 Just write us a ticket and let us go. 422 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,540 Now, now, talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no. 423 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:46,001 - [CHIMING] - Hello! Harvey Fierstein here. 424 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:48,994 Oh! Who said that? Is there another man in your vehicle? 425 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,736 - Hello? - Show yourself, fiend! 426 00:16:50,742 --> 00:16:52,025 We don't have time for this! 427 00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:54,348 - I'm in heat! - Ma'am, you need to calm down! 428 00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,018 Don't tell me to calm down or call me ma'am! 429 00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:59,026 Just write us a goddamn ticket so I 430 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,515 can go home and mount my boyfriend! 431 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,483 That's enough! Out of the car, all three of you! 432 00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:08,200 Obviously, I didn't mean you. 433 00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,156 You're giving me the silent treatment? 434 00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,943 I guess I have thin skin. 435 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,410 Must be the half of me that's made of garbage. 436 00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:16,996 [SIGHS] Well, who else is on this list? 437 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,735 Stacy, Fabiana... 438 00:17:18,744 --> 00:17:21,119 Tonya Harding? She is not gonna be happy to see me. 439 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,455 She said sleeping with me is the worst thing she ever did. 440 00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:26,088 I'm sorry it's so unpleasant for you 441 00:17:26,172 --> 00:17:27,579 to have to interact with women 442 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,537 - you were shitty to. - I don't understand 443 00:17:29,543 --> 00:17:31,800 why we're even doing this. You're never gonna switch 444 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,340 - bodies with your mom. - God! 445 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,473 That ship has sailed and is also impossible. 446 00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,185 - Pull over the car. - No. 447 00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:39,592 - Pull over now! - Jesus. Fine. 448 00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:42,442 I'm gonna do the rest of this 449 00:17:42,448 --> 00:17:44,232 - on my own. - No. Hollyhock. 450 00:17:44,238 --> 00:17:45,790 I got the list. I don't need 451 00:17:45,796 --> 00:17:48,093 you anymore. Have a bad life. 452 00:17:48,369 --> 00:17:50,764 Joke's on you, I already have one! 453 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,452 Oh no. No. No, no. 454 00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,788 Where's Mr. Peanutbutter? 455 00:17:58,794 --> 00:18:01,589 He's giving a stump speech on the subject of stumps. 456 00:18:01,595 --> 00:18:03,087 Turns out he's pro. 457 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,704 - Great for sitting. - [GROANS] 458 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:07,213 I'd be careful with that faucet, the water comes out very hot 459 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,375 because of the fracking. 460 00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:11,217 Aaah! How could you let him do this? 461 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,434 You're the one who called his bluff. Don't do that. 462 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,289 - This just makes my job harder. - I didn't 463 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,534 - "call his bluff." I just... - Woman, you have one job: 464 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:21,259 be his wife, be supportive. 465 00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:24,149 - I am being supportive. - Was that you being supportive 466 00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:25,493 today with that piece you wrote 467 00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:28,728 - for your stupid girl website? - It's called Girl Croosh. 468 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:32,238 "Stoopid Gurl" is just a subsection of the main site. 469 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,082 And my piece wasn't about Mr. Peanutbutter, specifically. 470 00:18:35,088 --> 00:18:36,786 I'm gonna cut this conversation short, because 471 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,363 my time is more important than yours. 472 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:40,329 This goes one of two ways. 473 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,416 Either you shut up and be pretty, or your approximation of that, 474 00:18:43,499 --> 00:18:46,669 or don't support him, he resents you, your marriage implodes. 475 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,296 - Pick your poison. - Damn! 476 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:51,340 Not that I get to vote, but from one Mrs. Peanutbutter to another, 477 00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:53,574 it's been really fun for me to watch 478 00:18:53,605 --> 00:18:55,463 this new marriage fall apart. 479 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,722 - We're not. - So thank you, Diane, 480 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,850 for that tiny sliver of mint 481 00:18:59,874 --> 00:19:01,595 in the smoothie of dogshit 482 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:04,562 that is trying to get that popular idiot elected. 483 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,646 Good night. 484 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,649 Damn! 485 00:19:09,108 --> 00:19:10,443 [BLARING] 486 00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,116 - [CHIMING] - I'm Harvey Fierstein, 487 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,160 and I hope you're almost done having sex 488 00:19:19,243 --> 00:19:21,954 because your ovulation cycle will soon be ending. 489 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,122 Huh. 490 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,589 I'm sorry we couldn't get home in time. 491 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:28,848 - Your lawyer, he's good? - The best. 492 00:19:28,961 --> 00:19:31,047 Then you know what we have to do? 493 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,298 Oh! 494 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:34,800 - For Philbert? - For Philbert. 495 00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:36,510 [GRUNTING] 496 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,196 - What are you doing back there? Hey! - [MOANING] 497 00:19:39,202 --> 00:19:42,309 - Sorry you have to be here for this. - Keep your eyes on the road. 498 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,979 Hey! You two cut that out! 499 00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:46,225 I'll write you up for lewd conduct. 500 00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:48,933 Lewd, crude and partially nude! 501 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,835 Not to mention the rude 'tude of 502 00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,695 you two dudes, while this prude... 503 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:53,984 - Hey, listen to me! - Whoa! 504 00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:57,031 [VOICE OF FIERSTEIN] And so the dance of life continues apace. 505 00:19:57,037 --> 00:20:00,165 I'm Harvey Fierstein, bidding you a sexy good evening. 506 00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:03,037 [OFFICER FUZZYFACE] No! 507 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,449 Can I get my check now? 508 00:20:04,818 --> 00:20:06,290 [SIGHS] 509 00:20:06,296 --> 00:20:08,356 Alone, at last. 510 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:09,917 Thank God. 511 00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:16,258 [SIGHS] 512 00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:19,282 [GROANS] Fine, fine, fine. 513 00:20:20,491 --> 00:20:22,676 Hi, Fabiana. Before you slam the door... 514 00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:25,935 Did a young horse girl come by here, about yay high? 515 00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,871 You're still mad about your dad's funeral? 516 00:20:27,902 --> 00:20:30,183 That was 18 years ago! 517 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:32,191 Thank you, Tonya. I know we've had our differences, 518 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,610 but seeing you always leaves me weak in the knees. 519 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:36,430 [GROANS] 520 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,163 - [GRUNTS] - Hollyhock. 521 00:20:44,245 --> 00:20:46,080 - Was that her? - Ugh! No. 522 00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:48,582 [GROANS] 523 00:20:48,588 --> 00:20:50,594 I talked to 23 women today 524 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,790 and none of them were my mother. 525 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,548 - How did you find me? - I went to everyone on that list. 526 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,452 You talked to all those women? 527 00:20:57,458 --> 00:21:00,026 - Some of them... - Really haven't aged well, I know. 528 00:21:00,042 --> 00:21:01,840 I was gonna say, really hate you. 529 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,265 Oh, yeah, that too. But I needed to find you. 530 00:21:04,271 --> 00:21:06,023 To tell you I'm sorry, 531 00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,847 for being such an asshole then and also now. 532 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,628 This whole thing was stupid. 533 00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:12,267 I never should have come out here. 534 00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:14,942 And I don't even care about having a mom, really. 535 00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:18,237 Because I did fine for 17 years without one. 536 00:21:18,397 --> 00:21:20,191 I don't need a mom. 537 00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,735 Hollyhock, it's okay to want a mom. 538 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,209 No, it's not! Because that means my dads 539 00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:27,157 weren't enough for me, and they are! 540 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,497 [SIGHS] 541 00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:30,994 I know I just met you, but if you do have 542 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,817 any of the old Horseman gunk bouncing 543 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,372 around in that brain of yours, 544 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:36,446 I gotta tell you right now you should give up 545 00:21:36,478 --> 00:21:38,126 on looking for "enough" 546 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,509 because it will never be enough. 547 00:21:40,593 --> 00:21:41,886 [WHIMPERING] 548 00:21:41,892 --> 00:21:43,644 - [SOBBING] - Eww! 549 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,723 - Stop that. - I know, it's stupid. 550 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,104 - There, there. - You are 551 00:21:50,253 --> 00:21:52,182 so bad at this. 552 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:54,064 What do your dads say when you cry? 553 00:21:54,148 --> 00:21:56,484 They say it's okay to cry, 554 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,575 and that I shouldn't feel bad 555 00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:00,315 about feeling bad. 556 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,484 Well, that... that's good advice, right? 557 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,283 They're really good dads. 558 00:22:04,315 --> 00:22:06,029 I should probably get back to them. 559 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,078 Oh. You don't have to leave right away. 560 00:22:08,084 --> 00:22:10,044 Why don't you just stay with me a bit longer? 561 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,426 At least until we find your mom. 562 00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:13,202 How are we supposed to do that? 563 00:22:13,226 --> 00:22:15,663 Every name on that list was a dead end. 564 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,421 Oh... 565 00:22:17,427 --> 00:22:18,870 Yeah. But 566 00:22:18,876 --> 00:22:21,250 what if I told you there's a name 567 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:22,879 that isn't on that list? 568 00:22:22,885 --> 00:22:24,428 Someone Marcy never knew about. 569 00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:26,341 What? Where is she now? 570 00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:28,288 I don't know. But you can stay with me 571 00:22:28,343 --> 00:22:29,469 while we try to find her? 572 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:30,862 Okay. Yeah. 573 00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:32,731 - What's her name? - Her name 574 00:22:32,737 --> 00:22:35,523 was Brown Car... la. 575 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,061 Carla Mercedes Benz... Brown. 576 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:40,863 "Carla Mercedes Benzbrown"? 577 00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:42,168 Weird name. 578 00:22:42,196 --> 00:22:44,740 - You've got a weird name. - I guess you're right. 579 00:22:44,746 --> 00:22:47,362 Maybe that's the first thing we'll talk about when I meet her. 580 00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:48,911 Mm-hmm? 581 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:53,207 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 582 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:55,739 Diane, I know. I'm sorry about the trucks, 583 00:22:55,763 --> 00:22:57,552 but you didn't give me much choice. 584 00:22:58,481 --> 00:23:00,548 I know these last few days have been crazy. 585 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:03,342 - But this is the hard part. - I need you to drop out of the race. 586 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,606 - What? - Please, 587 00:23:04,612 --> 00:23:06,428 Mr. Peanutbutter. This isn't worth it. 588 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:08,222 I hear what you're saying 589 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:11,850 and I will try to be more conscientious of your needs. 590 00:23:11,856 --> 00:23:14,222 - Drop out of the race. - Because your needs are important. 591 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,941 I've written another piece for Girl Croosh. It's called 592 00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:18,768 - "The Case Against Mr. Peanutbutter." - What? 593 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,776 When I hit this button, the post goes live. 594 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:21,944 Diane, don't. 595 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:23,672 I don't want to. And I won't, 596 00:23:23,719 --> 00:23:25,650 if you drop out of the race. 597 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,825 Jesus, Diane. You can't do that. 598 00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:29,355 Because you're the only one allowed 599 00:23:29,372 --> 00:23:30,780 to make decisions for this family? 600 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:33,455 No. Because it's gonna come off as a weird lovers' spat 601 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,457 and it's just going to embarrass everyone. 602 00:23:35,463 --> 00:23:38,841 - Well, I'm sorry if I embarrass you. - Oh, come on. 603 00:23:38,847 --> 00:23:41,332 You told me you weren't going to frack, and now I can't 604 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:43,214 turn on a faucet in my own home 605 00:23:43,238 --> 00:23:45,128 without getting third-degree burns. 606 00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:48,512 Oh, I get it. So like always, you're mad at someone, 607 00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:50,496 so your solution is to air your 608 00:23:50,504 --> 00:23:52,885 dirty laundry for everyone to see. 609 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,965 No. This is not about us. 610 00:23:54,981 --> 00:23:57,411 I don't want you to be governor 611 00:23:57,521 --> 00:23:59,597 because you would be bad at it, 612 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,853 because you don't stand for anything. 613 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,397 - [CHIMING] - No! [GRUNTS] 614 00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:06,864 [GROANS AND GRUNTS] 615 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,301 Hey! 616 00:24:08,371 --> 00:24:11,535 Don't you dare. Robert Blake gave me that mug. 617 00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:12,751 [GRUNTS] 618 00:24:12,757 --> 00:24:14,801 No! Oh, you... 619 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,640 [PANTING] 620 00:24:17,646 --> 00:24:18,792 [GRUNTS] 621 00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:25,424 - I don't... - Shut up. Take off your shirt. 622 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,843 [PANTING AND MOANING] 623 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,139 [PANTING] 624 00:24:32,222 --> 00:24:34,516 - [MOANING AND PANTING, MUFFLED] - [CLATTERING] 625 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,727 - [MR. PEANUTBUTTER HOWLS] - [GROANS] 626 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,938 - [PANTING] - [MOANING] 627 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:43,734 - Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter! - [GRUNTING AND PANTING] 628 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:45,277 Frack me! 629 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:48,227 ♪ Back in the '90s I was ♪ 630 00:24:48,267 --> 00:24:51,704 ♪ in a very famous TV show ♪ 631 00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:57,039 - ♪ I'm BoJack the Horseman ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪ 632 00:24:57,122 --> 00:25:01,293 ♪ BoJack the Horseman Don't act like you don't know ♪ 633 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:08,300 ♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪ 634 00:25:08,384 --> 00:25:12,548 ♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪ 635 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,892 ♪ I guess I'll just try And make you understand ♪ 636 00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:20,938 ♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪ 637 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:25,401 ♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪ 638 00:25:25,484 --> 00:25:26,860 ♪ BoJack ♪ 639 00:25:33,948 --> 00:25:37,174 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com -