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In my line of work,
I meet a lot of big names.

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I'm talking the sexiest guys of the '90s.
Nick Nolte. Mickey Rourke.

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Literally, here we are in the '90s,

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and these are the guys
we think are sexy, right?

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And my daughter couldn't care less.

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But when I told her
I was meeting BoJack Horseman...

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Do me a favor. Make her day.

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[sighs]

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Me? I didn't ask for this gig.

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Angela Diaz,
head of the network, calls me,

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working schmuck, Danny Bananas,

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and says, "Danny, Herb Kazzaz is leavin',
and I want you to run 'Horsin' Around.'"

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So, here's me, thinking,
"What an opportunity

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to write for the most finely-calibrated
ensemble cast on television!"

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It's like a bowling alley
with you people.

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Setting up pins and knocking them down.
I should be so lucky.

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- Uh.
- I know it's no secret

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that you and Herb had some friction,

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and he left the show
under not-great circumstances.

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Now I'm coming at this from a place of:

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This is your house,
and I'm a guest, all right?

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The magic of "Horsin' Around"
is not Herb Kazzaz or Danny Bananas.

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I know why people buy the Big Mac.
I'm not here to change the recipe.

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You're the special sauce, BoJack.

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Me? I just wanna be the bun.

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And not even the top or the bottom bun.
I'm fine being the middle bun.

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- You already told me this story.
- I did?

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Yeah. Danny. Sharona. The buns.
We've been over it.

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- Well, did I tell you about Gina?
- Yes.

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- And Sarah Lynn?
- Multiple times. Yes.

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- What about the time I sneezed on Marisa?
- You've told me everything.

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You told me about that dream
where you go to a dinner party.

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I even went down
that strange detour with you

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about the three-nippled woman in
the nudie magazine your uncle showed you.

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- Who was she?
- I think we're done here.

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- What do you mean, done?
- Well, you've been here six months.

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It's time to go home.

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[theme music playing]

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[Shannon] Oh, sorry. Uh, not this way.

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My boss is gonna kill me

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if I don't deliver these flowers
to his mistress.

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Well, we're filming
an episode of "Birthday Dad,"

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and my boss is gonna kill me
if I let anyone through.

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Great, when they discover my remains
scattered in the bramble of Griffith Park,

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my loved ones will take solace
knowing I died

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so they could shoot an episode
of "Birthday Dad."

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I'm sorry. It's a really good show!

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I know I couldn't always be there for you,
birthday-wise, but I'd like to be.

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I'd like to be your Birthday Dad.

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You really don't get it, do you?
This is the real world, okay?

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And I'm a career gal.
I don't have time for birthdays.

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But what about the birthday spirit?

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Everyone knows there's no such thing.
This is the real world.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to drink my coffee.

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- Cut. Let's move on.
- [bell rings]

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Great take, Melodie. Chills.

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Are we Glenn Close,
Jeff Goldblum, Kevin Kline,

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and all of the greatest Motown singles
collected on one...

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[groans]

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- [chuckles] "Big Chills."
- Hot herbal tea?

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- Yes, that would be... Ooh!
- Ha!

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- Oops.
- [chuckles] Got me again, Audrey.

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Donna, we're gonna need another scarf.

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Am I crazy, or has the crew turned on you?

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No, what they're turned onto
is hating me...

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on account of I cheated on Pickles.

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Ever since the story went viral,

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the public has really mashed
the thumbs down on old Peanurino.

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- Especially young women.
- Oh, no!

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"Especially Young Women"
is one of our show's eight target demos.

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We gotta juice your Q!

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Right now, the only juice
I'm interested in is Pickles' juice

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and making things kosher between us,
which is a task I relish.

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- So, you wanna have sex with me?
- Yes.

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And your fiancé
is gonna be in there watching, or...

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Oh, no. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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This is not a fetish-based
cuckolding scenario.

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He had sex with his ex, so to level
the playing field now, we have to boink,

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so Mister and I can be even
and everything can go back to normal.

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You understand?

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Not really,
but I get to have sex with you?

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- Yeah.
- Correct.

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Then, cool. I'm in.

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- But what about your reputation?
- I'm not too worried about it.

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I feel like people
generally want to like me.

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And if I just don't do anything,
eventually, the universe will realign

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and the public will go back
to loving me again.

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- [grunts]
- Ugh.

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- Mm, thanks for making breakfast.
- Thanks for calling it breakfast.

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Not everyone appreciates
the subtle art of the crispy oatmeal.

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- Are you starting your memoir today?
- That was the plan.

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But I got these dishes now.
That'll take all morning.

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And once the morning's over,
basically the whole day is shot, you know?

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Better to start clean tomorrow.

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Look, I know it's hard
to start a new thing,

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but the hardest part is starting.

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You're right.

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Also, I'm a freelance cameraman
who pays child support,

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so I'd encourage you to get an advance.

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Hmm.

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[indistinct chattering]

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Hey, uh, guys? Uh, excuse me, everyone?

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I just wanted to raise
a non-alcoholic toast to Denise.

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- [laughter]
- Ha-ha!

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[man] Ow! My gluten intolerance!

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We've all been through so much together,
and it's never easy to say goodbye.

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- Remember when Doug left?
- [all] Hmm?

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- Or Jameson?
- [all muttering]

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Or sweet, sweet Bongo?

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- Sorry, who are we talking about?
- To Denise!

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[all] Denise!

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[man laughs]

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I didn't realize
we're the last of our original group.

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- God, we had some good times, huh?
- I mean, no, mostly.

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- Yeah. But you're ready, right?
- Ready or not, here I go.

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Yeah, you're ready.

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Have you given any thought
to what we discussed yesterday?

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About you transitioning to a version
of yourself that is no longer here?

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I don't know.
Things are kinda working for me.

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Staying out of trouble,
got the fancy room,

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finally perfected
my egg-white omelet order.

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The secret is egg yellows.
I might do another six weeks.

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[chuckles] You've already re-upped
three times.

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This place is for people in crisis.

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In crisis of being too cool, maybe.
Right, Karmen?

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- I-If I say yes, I can see my baby?
- Karmen, no.

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You sold your baby to a den of leeches
to pay for crack.

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- The leeches have your baby now.
- Oh, yeah.

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Ah. Classic Karm.

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It's natural to be hesitant.

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When I first checked out of rehab,
I was terrified.

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I knew a single drop of alcohol
would send me down a ruinous path.

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- But I found my way.
- Found your way back to rehab.

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- Ah, I'll miss our little comedy routines.
- "Our?"

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A lot of people leave this place,

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and I think, "They're not gonna make it."
Like Denise, for example.

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But you?
You've done the work, and you're ready.

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You're a special case, BoJack.

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- I am?
- Of course you are.

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Huh.

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[Sharona]<i> Oh, boy,
did he do a number on you.</i>

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He was actually very nice.
You know, I want things to be easy on set.

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And I think Danny
represents a fresh start.

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- Is that why you got Herb fired?
- Hey, I'm not the one who...

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I can't do your hair
if you're gonna move your head so much.

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There was nothing I could do about Herb.

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If it wasn't for me,
they would've canceled the whole show.

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And then where would you go?

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Who's gonna hire
a hair and makeup lady with shaky hands?

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- My hands only shake when I don't drink.
- Be sure to put that on your résumé.

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You're just bitter because I'm the only
person who can drink as much as you do.

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- [giggles]
- Ruthie!

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- Here comes the airplane...
- [tires screech]

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- [car crashes]
- Oh, a kerfuffle!

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[people clamoring]

156
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Hey! What's going on out there?

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An ice cream truck
crashed into the root beer factory!

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Oh, sounds like a delicious disaster.

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- Five people are dead!
- Oh, no!

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And there's worse to come,

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unless somebody can slurp up
all that ice cream!

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Oh, I'd love to help slurp,
but I just started a new nannying job.

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I don't care!

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Hmm...

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Wow, BoJack leaving rehab.

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- Truly the end of an era.
- [crying]

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Sobby Bobby.
Gonna miss your excessive crying.

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Can't believe it.

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Last time I'm gonna stop
at this vending machine.

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What do you say, B-7?
One more hike down Funyun Canyon?

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[inhales] Whew.

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Oh, wow. Hello, the public.

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Didn't think I'd have to address this
so quickly, but I am not ashamed.

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- Yes, I, BoJack Horseman, went to rehab...
- Uh, keep it moving.

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We wanna get a clean shot

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for when Gen Z pop superstar/fashion
disrupter Joey Pogo shows up.

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- Joey Pogo?
- Yeah, he's checking in today.

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- We heard he's gettin' the fancy room.
- Fancy room?

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He's gettin' the fancy room.

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- It's time to go home.
- What?

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Ready or not.

182
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I got the fancy room.

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He's gettin' the fancy room.

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You're a special case, BoJack.

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Stay cool, man. Have a good summer.

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What does it all mean?

187
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Sounds like they're kicking you out
to make room for Joey Pogo.

188
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Huh?

189
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Sounds like they're kicking you out
to make room for Joey Pogo.

190
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Oh, my God.

191
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I think they're kicking me out
to make room for Joey Pogo.

192
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I just feel like if I knew
the source of my addiction,

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everything else would just click together.

194
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- Playtime's over.
- BoJack!

195
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- What the hell? This is my time.
- Shut up, Brad.

196
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The source of your addiction

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is wanting to impress your old babysitter
who stole beer from your parents' fridge.

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She's dead. You're free.

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No, that's not...

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Oh. Oh...

201
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I thought you were checking out.

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- Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?
- Yes. I've been very clear on that matter.

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Well, check this out.

204
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BoHo go bye... BoHo go bye-bye for...

205
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,392
What is he doing?

206
00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:04,037
I think he's trying to get out a zinger.
We better let him finish.

207
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,980
You have to imagine that I just said it.

208
00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:08,441
It's only funny
if it feels extemporaneous.

209
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Don't waste your breath setting it up,
just say the thing.

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- Why don't you start over?
- Check this out.

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BoHo go bye-bye for JoJo Pogo?

212
00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,868
That's a no-go, bro.

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Worth it.

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[car horns blaring]

215
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I'm sorry. Please, go around.

216
00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:29,003
I worked on it all night.
The thing that's gonna save your career.

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Ha!

218
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- What is it?
- It's a meme! For posting online!

219
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Teacher gave you too much homework?
"Sad Dog!"

220
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Your favorite sports outfit
lost the match? "Sad Dog!"

221
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People are gonna love it.
And that love will transfer to you.

222
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But I'm not a sad dog.
I'm a happy dog. Everyone knows that.

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- So, it needs some massaging.
- [phone rings]

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Hold on, I gotta take this.

225
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Conversation over? "Sad Dog!"
See how easy it is?

226
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- [phone beeps]
- Pickles! How was your date with Carl?

227
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I don't know, Mister.

228
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The sex was good, like, really good,
but I didn't feel an emotional connection.

229
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:02,912
Don't beat yourself up about that.
You just met the guy.

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00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,581
But part of the betrayal
of you sleeping with Diane

231
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,833
is the fact that you share
an intimate history.

232
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,921
If we're really trying to even things out,
I don't think Carl counts.

233
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,675
Okay, well, then I guess you'll just have
to keep having sex with people

234
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,386
until you find someone with whom you have
an emotional connection.

235
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,805
[sighs] That might be a lot of guys,

236
00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:23,849
but if that's what it's gonna take
to save our marriage,

237
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:28,020
I will keep riding the express train
to bone-town until that happens.

238
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,855
That's my girl.

239
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,608
- Oh! Thank you.
- [phone ringing]

240
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,692
- [beeps]
- Hello?

241
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:34,734
Hey, it's Diane.

242
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,738
Oh, yes, I thought I heard
retired dads in the distance,

243
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,532
praising the '95 Chicago Bulls.

244
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,927
Maybe you could give me some advice.
I'm writing a new book,

245
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:45,454
but I shouldn't even get started
until I sell it to a publisher, right?

246
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,873
- What is it?
- I'm still in the loose idea phase.

247
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,458
Half essay, half memoir.

248
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,543
The working title is,

249
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,171
"One Last Thing, and Then I Swear to God
I'll Shut Up About This Forever:

250
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,717
A Definitive Retrospective
of the Choices We Make,

251
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,429
People We Hurt,
The Places We Go: Part One."

252
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:04,598
How could it be part one if it's
definitive? I'm getting another call.

253
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,516
- [phone beeps]
- Hello?

254
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:07,143
Hi, while you were blabbering on,

255
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,854
I had our lit assistant
take care of everything.

256
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,940
A navel-gazey book of observations.
Sounds fun.

257
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,743
- <i>No, I...</i>
- I sold it. You have six months.

258
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,110
Enjoy the process.

259
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,193
Oh.

260
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:20,531
[groans]

261
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700
Wha...

262
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,580
What happened?
You're packing your things backwards.

263
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,665
What happened is you said I was special.

264
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,834
You gave a whole spiel,
just trying to get rid of me

265
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,878
to make room
for a high-profile new client.

266
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,046
I thought we'd made strides
on your jealousy issues.

267
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,673
And also, it's pronounced "shpeel."

268
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,634
I'm not jealous! And I've definitely
seen it written out as "spiel."

269
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,596
I think it's spelled "spiel,"
but it's pronounced "shpeel."

270
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,930
Not now, Joey Pogo.

271
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,726
I'm sorry, am I interrupting?
I was told I was in the fancy room?

272
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:51,413
We're moving some things around.
Uh, maybe you could come back tomorrow?

273
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,897
Oh, tomorrow is jammed.

274
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,107
I'm shootin' a video
for my new single, "Lace Up,"

275
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,985
which is spon-con
for my sneaker collab with Mister Pibb.

276
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:01,864
- Could we just do it now, real quick?
- You wanna do rehab real quick?

277
00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,885
Life is precious. God is religious,
or merely the idea of human connection.

278
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,285
Don't do drugs. Say you're sorry.

279
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,497
Powerful stuff.
Feels like I just got a new lease on life.

280
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,123
Stay cool, bro. Don't ever change.

281
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,335
That's the problem. When you say it
in here, it all sounds easy.

282
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,796
But I know that out there,
it's hard and confusing.

283
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,173
- And it's just... I-I don't...
- But you're not alone.

284
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,133
You have a wonderful support system.

285
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:26,889
Think of all your amazing friends,
just waiting to love you as you love them.

286
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,516
[groaning]

287
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,226
[vibrates, beeps]

288
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,520
Todd's phone. What if Todd was one of us?

289
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,814
Um, okay. Is Todd there?

290
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,917
- Please hold for the next available Todd.
- [beeps]

291
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:37,775
Okay.

292
00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:40,128
["Ode to Joy" tune]<i> ♪ Todd, Todd, Todd,
Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd ♪</i>

293
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,613
<i>- ♪ Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, To-Todd ♪</i>
- Ugh!

294
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,032
<i>♪ Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd
Todd, Todd, Todd ♪</i>

295
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,659
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, listen, I'm...

296
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,577
You're probably wondering about Georgette,

297
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,413
- the newest member of Team Chavez.
- Nope.

298
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,124
Since I've started
taking care of Ruthie full-time,

299
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,711
that hasn't given me a lot of time
for regular Todd business,

300
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,672
and stuff's been falling
through the cracks.

301
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,131
So, you hired an assistant?

302
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,884
Well, yes, but assistants
are like <i>Deadpool</i> movies.

303
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,137
I couldn't just stop at one,
even though I probably should have.

304
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:08,806
Now I have 12.

305
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,852
You hired 12 assistants? To assist you?

306
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,355
Yep, I've got Bella
trying out new goofy dances,

307
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:19,650
Pedro's monitoring
all the Five Guys franchises

308
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,570
to make sure each one
has the right number of guys,

309
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:25,030
- and Silvia's in charge of checking...
- [clock ringing]

310
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:29,285
- ...All About That Ace every 15 minutes.
- What is "All About That Ace?"

311
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,580
My asexual dating app.
I think I might be the only one on it.

312
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,124
- [Ruthie giggles]
- But another ace could join any day now.

313
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,751
And when that happens, two of a kind.

314
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:40,421
Well, I guess that makes about
as much sense as the rest of it.

315
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,632
Listen, um, I might be getting out
of rehab soon...

316
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,259
BoJack, that's fantastic!

317
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:50,264
...and I wanted to talk to you
because I, uh...

318
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,557
[sighs]

319
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,727
can't do this by myself.

320
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:58,188
Hey, I got you, buddy.
You just wait one jiffy.

321
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,987
[sighs]

322
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,070
- Hi.
- Ah!

323
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:09,074
I'm Casey, the assistant.
Todd hired me to be your friend.

324
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,911
Okay, that's, uh, you know...
I think I'm good. Thank you.

325
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:14,705
He said I would be perfect for you
because you could be mean to me

326
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,766
and you wouldn't feel bad
because you're paying me.

327
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,084
Okay, well, that's kind of thoughtful.

328
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,630
I'm a very good assistant, and I can be
very discreet, whatever you need.

329
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,633
Marc Cherry used to dress me
in the outfit Natalie Wood drowned in

330
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:27,176
and scream at me for hours on end.

331
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,929
It was very therapeutic for him,
and I didn't mind

332
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,598
because he wasn't screaming at me,
he was screaming at death.

333
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,600
Stars really are just like us, huh?

334
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,685
- Do you mind if I have a sip?
- Don't drink that!

335
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,647
Right, of course.
I must earn hydration. So sorry.

336
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,815
No, it's just... That's vodka.

337
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,069
You think it's a good idea
to keep a bottle of vodka in rehab?

338
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,780
Because it is if you think it is.

339
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:48,906
It's not for drinking.

340
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,952
I just, I... I don't know why I keep it.
As a reminder, I guess.

341
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,702
Of what?

342
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,538
[BoJack] <i>Sarah Lynn?</i>

343
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,832
<i>Sarah Lynn?</i>

344
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,208
<i>Sarah Lynn!</i>

345
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,835
- What?
- Are you almost done?

346
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,672
I need Sharona to work that magic
on her mane man.

347
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,132
Yeah, I'll get to you in a minute.
Cool your jets.

348
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,235
Why can't you do this
in Sarah Lynn's dressing room?

349
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,679
My stepdad's in there,
and he's being weird.

350
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,473
- Why is that my problem?
- We appreciate your hospitality.

351
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,642
Hey, BoJack,
what do you think of the new guy?

352
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,268
Danny? Yeah, he's okay. Right?

353
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,521
- I miss Herb.
- We all do, sweetie.

354
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,649
Herb. Danny. What difference does it make?
We got a job to do, right?

355
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,109
I'm just saying I miss him.

356
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,653
And I'm just saying
it's not my fault he got fired.

357
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:29,714
- I dunno why you're complaining to me.
- I'm sorry.

358
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,031
Nobody said it was your fault.

359
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,283
I actually think
Danny represents an opportunity.

360
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,201
For a new beginning.

361
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,414
You don't think it feels weird
to do the show without Herb?

362
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,041
If Herb really cared about the show,
maybe he shouldn't have...

363
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126
What? Been gay?

364
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:44,128
No, that's not... Obviously...

365
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,463
- I put my ass on the line for you people.
- Ugh. BoJack.

366
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,883
Do you know how lucky we are to have this?
Herb was gonna throw that all away.

367
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,885
I made the tough choice. What did you do?

368
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,930
- I... I don't know.
- BoJack, she's ten!

369
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,224
Yeah, which is basically an adult
in Hollywood years.

370
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,893
I'm trying to make this situation work.
Enjoy my dressing room.

371
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,939
[sighs] Hey, I know you feel shitty,
but don't take it out on a little girl.

372
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,608
[BoJack] I don't feel shitty,
I feel great!

373
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,323
Okay. You know why this is here, Casey?

374
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:16,702
It's because I think I'm special
and the rules don't apply to me.

375
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,912
And I keep thinking that
over and over again.

376
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,873
- Well, you are special.
- No, shut up.

377
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,916
- [gasps]
- That's the problem. I'm an asshole.

378
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,961
All your bosses are assholes.
And people like you indulge us.

379
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,505
And you soothe our egos,
and you let us abuse you.

380
00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:31,675
- You're right, I'm terrible.
- No, God damn it. That's not my point.

381
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,260
Have some respect for yourself.

382
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,096
Okay, sorry.
I'm just happy to be a part of things.

383
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,432
Yeah, and that's how they get you.

384
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,436
[sighs] I'm sorry. It's not your fault.

385
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:45,564
Can you run downstairs
and grab me some Funyuns?

386
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,233
- Mm... No.
- What do you mean, no?

387
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,693
Huh.

388
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,739
I don't know. I'm not going to do that.

389
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:57,409
- Uh, what's happening?
- There's an "I" in assistants.

390
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,579
And this time, the "I" is us.

391
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,207
I like your energy, but what?

392
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,542
And lo and behold,
my sandwich has onions...

393
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,460
[phone beeps]

394
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,255
...when I specifically meant
to tell you I didn't want onions.

395
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,339
Where are you going?

396
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,884
- So, this lawyer's got attitude.
- [phone buzzes]

397
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:16,553
And that attitude? Autism.

398
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:19,348
I don't understand,
why is this person moving now?

399
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,808
Wait! What's goin' on?

400
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,144
The Hollywoo Assistants are unionizing.
This is a walk-out.

401
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,230
No! I've grown too dependent on you!

402
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,690
I can't perform
basic Todd functions anymore!

403
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:32,402
I'm like a toddler, but a Todd version.
A Toddler!

404
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,826
I know you got a job to do,
but is there any way...

405
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,953
- [phone beeps]
- ...Joey Pogo could get through?

406
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,913
Just got out of rehab,
I'm trying to get home.

407
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,624
- Knock yourself out.
- All right!

408
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,628
Don't die on me, Ileanna.
Not on your birthday, of all days!

409
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,090
Year after year,
the only thing I wished for was a dad.

410
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,259
[sobs] And now you're here,
and it's like...

411
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,928
[coughs] paging Doctor Birthday!

412
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,806
But if you just told me your wish,
that means it won't come true!

413
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:05,936
You really don't get it, do you?
It already has. [gasps]

414
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,230
I love you, Birthday Eric.

415
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,108
No. Birthday Dad.

416
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,777
- [groans]
- [crying]

417
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,279
- [director] And cut.
- [bell rings]

418
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,530
Wow, Melodie.

419
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:19,741
Are you Janet Gaynor, Judy Garland,
Barbra Streisand, Lady Ga...

420
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,118
Drop dead.

421
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,201
<i>Star is Born.</i>

422
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,745
- [car honking]
- Huh?

423
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,706
- [gasps, grunts]
- Whoa!

424
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,834
Ah! Buddy, what the hell are you doing?
Get out of the way!

425
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,335
- Uh...
- I saw the whole thing.

426
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,964
Mr. Peanutbutter said, "I'm a sad dog,"
and jumped right in front of the car.

427
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:37,134
I think he's a really sad dog, you guys.
You know, like the meme.

428
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,012
- [all gasping]
- Oh, my God, I had no idea.

429
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,932
Mr. Peanutbutter, life is precious.
That's something you hear a lot in rehab.

430
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,810
Hey, why'd you try to kill yourself,
you stupid idiot?

431
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,478
- Um...
- I'm no psychiatrist,

432
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,273
but it's probably because
he's such a sad dog!

433
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,858
[gasps] Mr. Peanutbutter,

434
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,277
we didn't realize
you have a mental illness.

435
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,654
Thank you for getting the word out
about depression.

436
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:02,409
You are truly a hero for destigmatizing
this all-too-common affliction.

437
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,952
Yes, a hero!

438
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,079
And to see more of this hero in action,

439
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,291
tune in to "Birthday Dad" this spring
on MBN!

440
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,584
Uh-huh.

441
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,004
Mr. Peanutbutter, I think I sing
for everyone when I say...

442
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,799
<i>♪ Don't hurt yourself, we love you ♪</i>

443
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,801
[all cheering]

444
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,012
Oh, so I guess this all worked out.

445
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,639
- Huh?
- Oh.

446
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,934
- Depressingly, that is.
- [chuckles]

447
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,936
[truck beeping]

448
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,397
I saw your new assistant leave.
Why aren't you packed?

449
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,066
I can't. Please don't make me.

450
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,469
- You don't know what I'm like out there.
- Let's find out.

451
00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,570
- Hey, that's...
- I won't coddle this anymore.

452
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,782
You're scared? Good.
Go to AA meetings. Go to a psychiatrist.

453
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,325
But what pisses me off

454
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,370
is when you take a bed that someone else
could be using to get better.

455
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,205
Isn't it possible
I'm one of those people

456
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,457
that would benefit
from staying here indefinitely?

457
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,167
No. You're not that special.

458
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,295
And you don't belong here anymore.
Pack your things.

459
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,505
[huffs]

460
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,924
[inhales] Don't belong here, huh?

461
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,678
[sniffs]

462
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,682
[spits, gags] God, what am I doing?

463
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:08,016
[grunts]

464
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,602
[whistles tune]

465
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,562
No! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

466
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,898
- [panting]
- [Bobby crying]

467
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,487
Nobody drink any water!

468
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,656
[gulping]

469
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:24,491
[belches] Ooh.

470
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,575
[gasps]

471
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,078
[door opens, closes]

472
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,664
Wow, look at you go.

473
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,666
- You can't look at it yet!
- Okay, okay!

474
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,876
Sorry. I was just kind of in it, you know?

475
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,003
Yeah? It's going good?

476
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,631
Yeah, you were right.
Once I got started, it was easy.

477
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,926
So much of my career has been
writing for and about other people,

478
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,720
and how terrible everything is.

479
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,403
It's actually really refreshing
to just focus on myself, you know?

480
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:51,560
Well, I don't want to interrupt your flow.
Please, write on.

481
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,487
[Doctor Champ] Oh, this is a fine
how do you do.

482
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:07,117
Brad was like, "It's difficult to have
a hot name, but not be that hot."

483
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,619
Can you believe that?
He's extremely attractive, no?

484
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:12,789
- I don't...
- And honestly, is Brad a hot name?

485
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,207
- Brad Pitt, yes.
- Ugh.

486
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,960
But like, name one other handsome Brad.

487
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,420
- Bradley Cooper.
- Damn it!

488
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:22,507
Doctor Champ, I am so sorry.
That was vodka you drank, not water.

489
00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,551
Uh, duh!

490
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:28,013
- Jesus.
<i>- ♪ I'm drunk! ♪</i>

491
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,807
Shh! Shut up.
If anyone hears you, there's gonna be...

492
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,142
I forgot how fun this is.

493
00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,186
- Just settle down, okay?
- Ah!

494
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:36,355
You're gonna spend the night here
and sober up.

495
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,566
Oh, so it's easy to be sober
all the sudden.

496
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,985
[slurring] Look who thinks
it's easy sober, hmm?

497
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,487
Shh! Doctor Champ!

498
00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:47,407
It's so easy. Everything, very easy.

499
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,160
- [snores]
- [sighs]

500
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:52,621
- [elevator dings]
- [laughter]

501
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:56,917
- [grunting]
- Hey, Horse.

502
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,961
Bad news about the Manzanita lawsuit.
You think he'll settle?

503
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,671
Settle? Manzanita?

504
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:05,258
I'd say that's about as likely
as my daughter Sabrina skipping school

505
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,886
and sneaking into the office with me
in my work luggage!

506
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,931
[audience laughter]

507
00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:11,890
- Uh...
- Uh...

508
00:23:11,973 --> 00:23:13,308
- [director] Cut!
- [bells rings]

509
00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:16,436
Listen, you're doing great.
Slight change of plans, though.

510
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,606
Sarah Lynn had to go home early.
So, we need to change the episode

511
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,692
to being about you
not bringing Sabrina to the office.

512
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,819
Is she okay?

513
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:27,280
Uh, only reason I'm telling you this
is you're my main guy here,

514
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,157
and I know you want
what's best for everyone.

515
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,702
- Of course.
- Sarah Lynn got her hands on some alcohol.

516
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,704
- Oh, my God.
- Her mother is apoplectic.

517
00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:35,789
She wants to sue.

518
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:39,709
I think it's just big talk,
but someone needs to be held accountable.

519
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,294
And as the guys in charge here,

520
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:45,006
we're responsible
for figuring out who that's gonna be.

521
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,210
- What are you...
- I need you to be straight with me.

522
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,053
- That wasn't your alcohol, right?
- Oh, I don't...

523
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,346
It wasn't, right?

524
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,932
Because if it was,
we're all in real trouble.

525
00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,017
- You get what I'm saying.
- Y-Yeah.

526
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,229
So, you don't know
where she got the alcohol from?

527
00:23:59,312 --> 00:24:00,647
Yeah. I have no idea.

528
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:04,067
Okay. But someone's gotta answer for this.

529
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,902
Well, don't look at me.

530
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,320
Hmm...

531
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,575
- What?
- Nothing. Just a little uneven, is all.

532
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,547
Oh. I'm screwed. I'm so screwed.

533
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,466
- It's gonna be okay.
- No!

534
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:30,760
I'm drunk. Not okay.
You can't let anyone know about this.

535
00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,888
- Shush!
- Yeah. Shh.

536
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:37,017
You gotta stay with me until I sober up.
I can't be alone here like this.

537
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,643
It's okay, I'm here.

538
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:43,023
Yeah, be here.
You need to stay here, BoJack.

539
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,109
Please. Stay.

540
00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:50,447
<i>♪ Back in the '90s ♪</i>

541
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:55,869
<i>♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪</i>

542
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,915
<i>- ♪ I'm BoJack the horseman ♪
- ♪ BoJack ♪</i>

543
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:05,003
<i>♪ BoJack the horseman
Don't act like you don't know ♪</i>

544
00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:11,343
<i>♪ And I'm trying to hold onto my past ♪</i>

545
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:15,805
<i>♪ It's been so long
I don't think I'm gonna last ♪</i>

546
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:19,768
<i>♪ I guess I'm just trying
To make you understand ♪</i>

547
00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:24,064
<i>♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪</i>

548
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:28,318
<i>♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪</i>

549
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,778
<i>♪ BoJack ♪</i>