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[Mr. Peanutbutter]
If there's one thing I've learned
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from this crazy mambo called life,
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it's that anyone can be a birthday father,
but it takes a heart full of birthdays
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to be a true Birthday Dad.
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- ♪ Got a heart full of birthday... ♪
- [Mr. Peanutbutter] Stop! Go back!
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There it is.
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- [snoring]
- Please tell me you guys see that.
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[stammers] Oh! Looks great! Uh, love it!
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What's wrong with your face?
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I just don't buy it,
Director Flea Daniels.
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That just doesn't look like the honest,
trustworthy face of a Birthday Dad.
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What?
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This is clearly the face
of a guy who did something terrible,
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like, I don't know,
cheat on his girlfriend
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with his ex-wife a couple of times
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and instead of confessing
to his girlfriend, asked her to marry him,
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so now they're engaged,
and she still has no idea.
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Can't you see he's racked with guilt?
It's all over his very handsome face!
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Did Birthday Dad cheat on his girlfriend?
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No, I'm just saying he looks like he did.
We have to re-edit the scene.
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No. You've been dragging this out
with your ridiculous tweaks and demands
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for what is the stupidest premise
I've ever seen.
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I gotta go prep my next film,
"The Diary of Anne Frankenstein."
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- "Birthday Dad" is over.
- Huh? No, I'm over!
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Over the moon about continuing to work
on this project!
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- Go home.
- [door opens]
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Wha... [sighs]
Hey, do you wanna keep hanging out?
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Let's go raid a greeting card aisle
and come up with our next project!
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"Detective John GetWellSoon,"
"Officer Mike Condolences,"
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"President Blank Inside"!
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Uh, I should probably get home to my baby.
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Oh! Congrats on your new baby...
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is another great idea for a movie!
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[exhales] Yeah. Sounds like fun.
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[toy squeaks]
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- [baby crying]
- [sighs]
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[theme music playing]
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- [baby crying]
- Oh, Renata, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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Third time this week.
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- I quit.
- Oh! No! Renata!
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Who will take care of Natalie or Needles
or whatever her name ends up being?
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Would you stay if I named her Renata?
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I understand you are very respected
in your field, so I ask you this.
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Would you work for a client
who has no regard for your time,
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your personal boundaries,
and your general well-being?
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Yes, that's all my clients.
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Well, she is your client now.
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Good luck.
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[coos]
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- [crying]
- Oh.
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[grunts]
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Come on. [echoes]
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Ooh, there ya go. There ya go. [echoes]
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[shushing]
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[crickets chirping]
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[sighs]
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[coos]
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[sighs]
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- [baby crying]
- [groans]
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Mommy's coming.
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[shushes]
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Okay. Nanny quits. No sweat.
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It just so happens it's "National
Take Your Infant Daughter To Work
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While You Desperately Try
To Hire A New Nanny
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And Neither One Of You Has Slept
A Wink Day!"
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That sounds fun.
I gotta go to a bunch of meetings today.
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- Or as I call it, Todd-Day.
- Todd-Day, yes, I'm aware.
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- What meetings?
- After I got fired
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from "What Time Is It Right Now,"
suddenly everyone else wanted to meet me.
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That's marvelous!
Have fun failing upwards!
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I always do!
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- [grunts]
- [lullaby plays over speakers]
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Come on. [groans]
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[engine starts]
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[ringing]
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- [crying]
- [gasps]
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- [phone beeps]
- Hey, there! Shh. Here ya go.
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Sorry, I can tell I'm interrupting
your meeting with David O. Russell,
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so I'll make this quick.
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I'm making a list of people
I need to apologize to.
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- Oh?
- Yeah.
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And I don't wanna waste your time
with another apology.
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How thoughtful.
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But do you remember the name
of that assistant from, like, 20 years ago
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who I screamed at for bringing me
a room temp Capri-Sun
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and told to quit the business?
Whatever happened to that guy?
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Derek? I think he quit the business.
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So, I gave him good advice, then?
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Hey, what do you think of Riley
for a girl's name?
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No good. I slept with a Riley once.
Didn't end well.
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- How about...
- Maybe you should not ask me
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about any women's names.
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- [elevator dings]
- [baby crying]
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[indistinct chattering]
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- Ooh! Loud baby.
- Stuart!
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I need you to clear my schedule
for the day.
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My number-one priority
is finding a new nanny.
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Uh-huh. Also, I was supposed to remind you
about the "Manatee Fair" photo shoot
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for the "Hollywoo Women
Who Do It All" issue.
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Oh, yeah. When is that happening?
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- Right now.
- What?
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- I was supposed to remind you yesterday.
- [groans]
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Princess Carolyn, why am I not looking
at your pretty kitty face
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at my photo shoot, so I can decide later
which parts to retouch?
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- I don't think I can make it, Amanda.
- Too bad. Vanessa Gekko's here.
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Gekko? Well, that's fine if Vanessa needs
to get the word out
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about her struggling business,
but I'm too busy doing it all
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to pose for a photo
of "Women Who Do It All."
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Well, sure, I know that,
and you know that, but does the industry?
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I've got two words for you, Karen Kitada.
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[Princess Carolyn]
The creator of "Med School Nights"?
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[Amanda] Karen Kitada created
the number-one show on network television,
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and its spin-off,
"Med School Nights: The Day Shift."
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Everyone wanted to work with her,
everyone!
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She had more overall deal offers
than an OshKosh B'gosh outlet.
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- Then a baby fell out of her!
- [Princess Carolyn] Well, that's...
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[Amanda] She took three weeks off.
Three weeks!
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And when she came back,
"Tumbleweeds", "Crickets"...
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And those are just two of the projects
she wasn't offered
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because the studios were dubious
about her priorities.
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- Do you have the right priorities?
- Of course I do!
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Then prove it!
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Leave your work and get your picture taken
for my magazine.
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- If not for you, do it for Karen Kitada.
- [cell phone beeps]
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[Amanda's voice echoes]
Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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[line ringing]
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[ringing]
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- [phone beeps]
- Hello?
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Todd, I have to go to a photo shoot.
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I need you to take the baby
for an hour or so.
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[Todd] Well, you know
how much I love hanging out
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- with Untitled Princess Carolyn Project...
- [snores]
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Sure, I'd be happy to.
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Great. I'll see you at VIM in 15 minutes.
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Um... okay?
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[Amanda's voice echoes]
Kitada, Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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How do you do it all?
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I just think of myself as having multiple
apps running at the same time.
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I have my mom app, and my career app,
and my wife app, and my yoga body app,
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and they're all just constantly going,
all the time.
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- Princess Carolyn.
- Amanda! Vanessa!
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You've met my oldest, Yancy Charlemagne?
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- 'Sup.
- Charmed.
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And where is your little precious ball
of wonderful?
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I didn't know we were supposed
to bring our kids.
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It's a photo shoot
for "Women Who Do It All."
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The kids are part of the "All,"
otherwise we'd just be "Women Who Do."
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- [sighs]
- [phone dialing]
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[phone rings]
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- Hello?
- Todd. Change of plans.
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[Amanda's voice echoes]
Kitada, Kitada...
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Come on. Shh. Please, not now.
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- And who is this adorable pin cushion?
- [baby crying]
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I haven't even had a spare minute
to think of a name.
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It's a lot of pressure.
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I don't want my daughter to resent me
for the rest of her life
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because I named her
something stupid like...
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[stammers] Light Socket.
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- Aw...
- Don't listen to her, Light Socket.
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- She's just jealous.
- Uh-oh. Sorry!
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And what have you been working on
that's been keeping you so busy?
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We just locked picture on "Birthday Dad"
with Mr. Peanutbutter.
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That sounds awfully masculine.
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- Dad, mister...
- Nut?
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- Pean?
- Right, but I'm producing it, so...
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Strong independent woman. Doing it all.
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Oh, it sounds like you're doing it all
for yourself,
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but the new doing it all
is doing it all for other women.
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Oh, yeah, well, the twist
about "Birthday Dad" is the women
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have equal screen time to the men
in the movie,
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and the same number of birthdays!
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- Very subversive.
- Less man. More Leslie Mann.
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Cut out what you need to.
If it makes sense, that's a bonus.
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Gotta go!
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Ladies, we have got to find time
to connect like this more often.
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This is so empowering.
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We could put together
a kind of low-key salon
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where women exchange ideas
and support each other.
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With bagels!
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I'd be more than happy to host,
and take care of the caterer, and emcee.
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You know, it all!
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- I'll co-host!
- In that case, why not blow it out?
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- Let's make it an event.
- Oh, well...
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Princess Carolyn, VIM has that massive
foyer that never has anyone waiting in it.
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- [gasps] You could finally put it to use!
- We could.
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Move that. That's too close to the wall.
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And I happen to know The Fugees
have been looking for the right time
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to do a reunion concert.
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Should I call Lauryn? Hill?
I call her Lauryn.
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A concert? Well, that'll take some time
to put together.
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Bring it on a little bit. Move it up
a quarter of an inch. Do you mind?
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Since it's on your turf,
I'll focus on the big-picture stuff
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and leave all the organization
and planning to you.
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- I wouldn't wanna step on your toes.
- We wouldn't want that.
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- Thanks for stepping up, Princess Carolyn.
- Uh-huh...
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[photographer] Okay! Watch the birdie!
One, two, three!
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- [baby wails]
- [Princess Carolyn shouts]
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[baby crying]
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[Amanda's voice echoes]
Kitada, Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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Do it for Karen Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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Do it for Karen Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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Do it for Karen Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
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- Do it for Karen Kitada...
- [gasps]
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- Ah!
- [baby hisses]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[baby crying]
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[groaning]
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- [phone rings, beeps]
- [wearily] Hello?
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Just wanted to give you
a super quick update
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on all the dietary restrictions
for the "Do It All Ball."
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It's a ball now?
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A ball, a gala,
whatever you wanna call it.
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It was just supposed to be a bagels.
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Bagels. Balls. Is this really the Lauryn
you want to die on?
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- What?
- Sorry, I meant hill. I call her Lauryn.
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[giggles]
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Maybe I should call you back
when I can write this down.
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- I'm...
- The Fugees are in, and they love fruit,
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especially Fuji apples,
but they're not fans of Fiji water.
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Fuji for The Fugees, but no Fiji.
Got it. [shushes]
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Marian is a vegetarian, Meagan is vegan,
and Carrie and a few other luminaries,
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like Gerwig and Larson, won't eat dairy.
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Cloister the oysters,
say "ta-ta" to the tartare,
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make sure there's no feta for Greta,
or brie for Brie!
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Perfect. Is that a fussy baby I hear?
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Here's a little trick I learned.
[clears throat]
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♪ Bye ♪
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[coos]
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- [phone beeps]
- [groans]
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00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:28,813
[Amanda's voices echoing]
Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
232
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,481
[phone ringing, beeps]
233
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,900
Diane, hey!
Look, now isn't really the best time.
234
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,860
I came up with a bunch more
great baby names
235
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,779
while I was interviewing
this boring senator.
236
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,280
- Huh?
- Okay, but...
237
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,241
Jacinda, like the New Zealand
prime minister
238
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,617
who had a baby while in office.
239
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,995
Or what about Ravital,
which is Hebrew for an abundance of dew.
240
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,164
Is it weird I haven't picked a name yet?
241
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,374
Ah! Don't worry about it.
242
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:51,961
My parents didn't name me until I was four
and I turned out great, right?
243
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,755
- Right?
- Listen, I gotta go. Bye!
244
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,882
Wait! What about Lucretia? [sighs]
245
00:11:56,966 --> 00:12:00,010
So, you were saying your wife
went missing in this wheat field?
246
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,095
[groans angrily]
247
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,972
- Oh, there she is!
- [woman hums]
248
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,516
Move the vase over there.
Those flowers are dead.
249
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,373
Princess Carolyn, the band changed
their mind about the apples.
250
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,775
They'd prefer sweeter ones for this event.
But they're okay with Fiji if it's frigid.
251
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,110
Okay, I follow so far.
252
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:20,197
For this gala, Gala apples over Fuji
for the Bee Gees... I mean, Fugees.
253
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,408
But we have to keep their Fujis frigid.
254
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:24,285
- Got it.
- No, their Fijis frigid.
255
00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,536
Right. That's what I meant.
256
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,707
Also, it turns out Marian is pescatarian,
and Meagan is no longer vegan,
257
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,334
but she is refusing to sit
next to Chrissy Teigen.
258
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,253
And now Carrie eats just dairy.
259
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,881
Okay. Marian, pescatarian.
Meagan, not vegan,
260
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,007
but does hate Teigen.
261
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,176
- Carrie loves dairy. Got it.
- [phone beeps]
262
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:43,637
Gala for the gala,
but Fugees like Fiji and frigid Fuji...
263
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,390
- Fiji! Fish!
- [giggles]
264
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,851
- Oh, you think that's funny?
- [giggles]
265
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,144
[phone rings]
266
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,522
- [phone beeps]
- And how's my favorite client?
267
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,566
It's me. I stole Mr. Peanutbutter's phone.
268
00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:58,319
I had to... Wait. Is Mr. Peanutbutter
your favorite client?
269
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,196
Let's circle back on that.
What's goin' on?
270
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,324
Your "favorite client" just showed up
at my rehab
271
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,218
- for the "Friends and Family Meeting."
- The what?
272
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,287
Not important. But can you please
come collect your "favorite client"?
273
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,372
- Yeah. Hang tight.
- [phone beeps]
274
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,500
[groans, sighs]
275
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,795
- Okay.
- Thanks.
276
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,547
Fuji koojee koojee, Greta feta, Brie brie.
277
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,925
- [phone rings]
- Oh, hi, Brie... I-I mean, Flea.
278
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:24,470
- [shouts] What did you do to my film?
- We had to make some edits.
279
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:27,348
You mixed all the flashbacks together
with the present-day scenes,
280
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:32,561
the relationships are incomprehensible,
we don't even know how Birthday Dad dies!
281
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,188
Audiences are sophisticated.
282
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,273
We don't need to spell everything out
for them.
283
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:40,194
It's 42 minutes long and it ends
in the middle of a sentence!
284
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,905
- Leaving room for a sequel!
- I ain't got time for this.
285
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,782
I'm prepping a sensitive
coming-of-age movie
286
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,075
about a young girl in hiding,
287
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,245
built out of the reanimated corpses
of other young girls in hiding.
288
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:54,625
In spite of everything, me still believe
people good, fire bad!
289
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,502
Not now, Chloë Grace.
290
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,170
So, "Birthday Dad" needs another pass.
291
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,589
- You can still...
- No. Deuces. I'm outta here.
292
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,009
As the Nazi scientists learn
in my new film that I'm just now realizing
293
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,679
is in possibly poor taste,
there are only so many times
294
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,265
you can take something apart
and put it back together.
295
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,977
[Flea's voice echoes] Put it
back together, put it back together...
296
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,645
Gala for the gala. Fuji...
297
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:17,439
- So here I am, digging a hole...
- Fiji... Oh, excuse me.
298
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,234
I have to pick up my Peanutbutter
at Pastiches
299
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:22,486
and get back to Fiji for the Bee Gees...
300
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,321
I mean Fuji for the "Mujis."
301
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:27,783
Your arm looks pretty ripped up.
Is that all from needles?
302
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,326
Yeah, my baby's needles.
303
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,413
Uh, listen, we're about to go
have some chamomile tea
304
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,416
and do a little guided meditation.
Why don't you join us?
305
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,294
Well, I guess a quick break couldn't hurt.
306
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,420
[camera shutter clicks]
307
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,760
[sighs]
308
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,500
- Hey.
- [Princess Carolyn groans]
309
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,475
- Hey.
- [yawns]
310
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,936
Hey, you okay?
You've been asleep for a really long time.
311
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,146
Huh? What? [gasps]
312
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,232
[groans] Why am I here? Mr. Peanutbutter?
313
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,235
- Oh, yeah! Mr. Peanutbutter.
- ♪ Who's that dog? ♪
314
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,238
- "Birthday Dad" is over.
- Huh? No, I'm over!
315
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,116
Over the moon about continuing to work
on this project!
316
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,951
Go home.
317
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,913
[Pickles] And I was like,
"Ilana, you have to be my maid of honor."
318
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,039
Um...
319
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,791
And then my other friend Ilana was like,
"Were you talking to me?"
320
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:21,670
Typical Other Ilana, always assuming
she's the Ilana I'm talking about.
321
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,964
[sighs] Okay.
322
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,591
Hello, darling!
323
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,636
[pants] He's home, he's home,
he's home, he's home, he's home!
324
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,304
Say hi to the Pickle Pack, Mister!
325
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,764
[chuckles] Hello, internet!
326
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,266
Keep up the good work
with all those charming memes!
327
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,786
I love the one where the boyfriend
is looking at the other lady.
328
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,648
And his girlfriend turns to him
with this expression of tremendous pain.
329
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:44,693
How could this man, who claims
to love her, betray her so flagrantly?
330
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,445
That is a very sad meme.
331
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,490
- Uh... okay. Bye, Pickle Pack!
- [phone beeps]
332
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,742
- What is going on?
- What do you mean?
333
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:52,886
You've been acting different.
334
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,013
I first noticed it the night
of the "Philbert" premiere,
335
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,456
when you came home late,
smelling like Diane,
336
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,539
and then after a while,
things went back to normal.
337
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,044
But then you got real weird again
right around that time
338
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,337
BoJack went to rehab.
339
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:07,466
Right before you proposed that day,
you also smelled like Diane. [sniffs]
340
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:09,152
- Oh, my God. I get what's happening.
- Pickles...
341
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,428
- You feel guilty.
- You're right.
342
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,556
- I feel so guilty because I chea...
- Because your good friend's in rehab.
343
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,018
Chiefly feel guilty because
my good friend's in rehab, like you said.
344
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,311
Why don't you go visit him,
345
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,438
if this is the thing
that's been weighing on you.
346
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,565
It is. The one thing.
347
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,362
- BoJack Horseman...
- [gasps]
348
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,948
- ...and Mr. Peanutbutter in the same room?
- Oh, God, no.
349
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,592
- This can't be happening. Um...
- What is this?
350
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,427
Hello! Are you here
for the "Friends and Family Meeting"?
351
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,470
- No...
- You're the first friend
352
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,806
- that BoJack's invited.
- I don't even remember getting invited.
353
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,474
- I did not invite...
- I'm proud of you, BoJack.
354
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,184
- Hey, I'm Doctor Champ.
- Mr. Peanutbutter.
355
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,602
- [BoJack groans]
- Hey! Your name's Mister?
356
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,461
- My name's Doctor!
- How about that!
357
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,589
Wait, is Doctor Champ just your name?
Are you not a doctor?
358
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,234
Five-minute warning everyone.
Five minutes.
359
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,176
Come on, BoJack,
let's get some good seats!
360
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,612
- [chuckles]
- We're sitting in a circle.
361
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,346
They're all good seats.
362
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:59,560
How can I make up for all the lies,
the stealing, the cheating?
363
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:04,148
She says we can make a fresh start,
but is that even possible?
364
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:05,333
- Hmm...
- [indistinct chattering]
365
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,003
I'm sorry, can we go back to the cheating?
Did you tell her about that?
366
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,587
Oh, Mr. Peanutbutter, we don't interrupt
when others are sharing.
367
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,197
Just looking for a little context.
368
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,634
Why don't you go looking in your car?
Maybe you left it there.
369
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,827
BoJack, don't interrupt
Mr. Peanutbutter, he's sharing.
370
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,191
- No. But he...
- But, but, but. Butts are for cigarettes.
371
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,247
Thank you, Doctor Champ.
372
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:23,751
As I was saying, I think Doug
needs to be honest with his wife
373
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,044
before they can move forward.
374
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,796
- [all] Ah.
- You're right. I need to tell her.
375
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,240
But on the other hand,
maybe that's just your guilt talking.
376
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,885
Isn't it sometimes better to let
sleeping dogs lie?
377
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,344
I-I assume your fiancée is a dog?
378
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,305
She's my wife, and she's human.
379
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:40,100
Okay, so your fiancée.
Let's say her name is... Pickles.
380
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,286
- Wait, uh...
- She doesn't know,
381
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,519
and she's happy not knowing.
382
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,272
Wouldn't telling her now
just cause additional pain?
383
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,108
- [all] Uh-huh.
- So, it's better not to tell her?
384
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,153
Oh, well, that's really convenient
for you, Doug!
385
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,697
- No, I didn't...
- Hey, everyone, look at "Doug"
386
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,157
deciding that the best option
387
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,910
just happens to be the one
where he doesn't get in trouble!
388
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,746
- Mr. Peanutbutter...
- But that's just Doug all over, isn't it?
389
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,291
Classic, stupid, selfish,
inconsiderate Doug!
390
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,335
[indistinct chattering]
391
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,338
Wow. Those are harsh words.
392
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,674
But I needed to hear them. Thank you.
393
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,551
Uh...
394
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,389
[sighs]
395
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,193
Look, I don't know
what's going on with you,
396
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:24,103
although I'm pretty sure either you
or Doug cheated on Pickles.
397
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:28,649
But I understand that feeling of needing
to bottle up your guilt,
398
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,012
not burden other people with it.
399
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,361
- Yeah?
- You think you're protecting them
400
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:36,740
from your toxicity, you convince yourself
that you're being selfless, but...
401
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:41,120
it comes out in other ways
and it infects everything.
402
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,412
[sighs]
403
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,998
I could use a drink.
Is there a bar in here?
404
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,500
♪ Mr. Peanutbutter ♪
405
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:51,213
So, then I said, "No. It's rehab."
And then he left. That was two days ago.
406
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,882
Two days ago? Oh, my God, the gala!
407
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,010
Yeah, and you're probably worried
about your baby, too, right?
408
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,762
Oh, my God, my baby!
409
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,223
[line ringing]
410
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,684
Come on, Todd.
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
411
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,603
Hey! I was wondering if I'd hear
from you Todd-Day.
412
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:11,191
Yes-Todd-Day, I thought,
"Maybe I'll hear from her Todd-Morrow!"
413
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,235
Is Untitled Princess Carolyn Project okay?
414
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,195
- She sure is.
- Oh, thank God.
415
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,574
Wait, you're talking about
Untitled Princess Carolyn Project,
416
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,992
the baby, right?
417
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,743
Who else would I be talking about?
418
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:22,910
Well...
419
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,457
- Mr. Knickerbocker will see you now.
- Great!
420
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,542
[phone ringing]
421
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,668
Oh, hold on one second.
422
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,669
- [phone beeps]
- Hello?
423
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,462
Todd, I have to go to a photo shoot.
424
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,548
I need you to take the baby
for an hour or so.
425
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:39,136
Well, you know how much I love hanging out
with Untitled Princess Carolyn Project,
426
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,429
but I can't Todd-Day
427
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,323
- because of all these meetings I have.
- [snores]
428
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,893
But if my schedule weren't so busy,
I'd say...
429
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,645
- [pops]
- "Sure, I'd be happy to."
430
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,190
- Great. I'll see you at VIM in 15 minutes.
- [baby crying]
431
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,442
- Um... okay?
- [phone beeps]
432
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,361
I'll be right back.
[pants] Sorry about that.
433
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,447
[phone rings]
434
00:19:58,530 --> 00:19:59,990
- Hello?
- Todd, change of plans.
435
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,701
Bring the baby over to me
at SmashFox Studios.
436
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,788
Okay, he had to cancel another meeting
but he will see you now.
437
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,790
- I'll be right back.
- [baby cries]
438
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,584
I'm going to level with you, Todd.
439
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,254
You making me wait made me angry,
and that made me respect you.
440
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,257
Sorry, things have just been a little
hectic since I've been helping out
441
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,384
with Untitled Princess Carolyn Project.
442
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:22,638
"Untitled Princess Carolyn Project"?
I'm intrigued.
443
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,558
- You think the project has legs?
- Yeah, she has legs.
444
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,477
I'm thrilled to meet you.
445
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,980
The whole town is buzzing
about "Untitled Princess Carolyn Project."
446
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,857
Weird, but okay.
447
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,234
We need something big.
448
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,836
Is "Untitled Princess Carolyn Project"
449
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,580
the kind of thing
that makes a lot of noise?
450
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,696
She sure does!
451
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,198
I'm in. Name your price.
452
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,574
Um...
453
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,076
Jonathan?
454
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,995
We took a big swing
with Dick Wolf's Milwaukee shows.
455
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,873
Turns out audiences are not interested
in a whole night of Milwaukee,
456
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,625
so now we've got some slots to fill.
457
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:54,419
Do you think
"Untitled Princess Carolyn Project"
458
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,088
could live for several seasons?
459
00:20:56,171 --> 00:21:00,217
I don't see how those things are related,
but I certainly hope so!
460
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,427
- Well, how can I help?
- You wanna help?
461
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,763
Let's start with a two-season pick up.
462
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:08,642
Yeah, sure, pick-up, drop-off,
whatever works best for you.
463
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,352
- That would be great.
- Great!
464
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,687
[baby giggles]
465
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,356
Well, here she is.
What time do you want me to pick her up?
466
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,275
Wait, it's a baby?
467
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:19,027
- And she has legs!
- [coos]
468
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,571
I already canceled
"Milwaukee Waste Management."
469
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,241
I told the shareholders
this was gonna save the network!
470
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,702
- We designed the poster!
- [coos]
471
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:30,330
Todd, we need a show. We can't air a baby!
472
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,414
[blows raspberry]
473
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,876
So, long story short,
Pinky canceled the baby,
474
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,586
but now we owe him a TV show.
475
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,170
Huh?
476
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,134
So, the show is called "Birthday Dad."
477
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:47,347
The pilot was directed by Flea Daniels,
and the show will be run by Karen Kitada.
478
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,517
The creator of "Med School Nights"?
And "Med School Nights: The New Class,
479
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,120
Med School Nights Goes to Law School"?
480
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,645
- Uh...
- This show's about a dad
481
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,105
who died on his birthday,
482
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:58,275
and every episode,
his spirit visits a different
483
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:01,320
intersectionally representative person
on their birthday
484
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,530
to help them work
through their own issues.
485
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,950
But how are all these characters related?
When does the show take place?
486
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,452
How does Birthday Dad die?
487
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,787
Those are mysteries we'll tease
all season!
488
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,582
- Uh-huh.
- "Birthday Dad," you'll laugh, you'll cry,
489
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:15,584
- you'll Birthday Dad!
- What do you think?
490
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,296
Yeah, like I said, we'll take anything.
491
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,176
[phone ringing, beeps]
492
00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:25,552
- Yeah?
- [BoJack] Hey.
493
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,180
Um, so, I don't wanna waste any more
of your time.
494
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,515
I just wanted to say that I know
you're really busy
495
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:35,479
and I'm sorry for making your life
more difficult this week and also always.
496
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:39,358
Also, I know that my apologies
are pretty much meaningless at this point,
497
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:40,609
and I'm sorry for that, too.
498
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,756
Why didn't you tell me
about the "Friends and Family Meetings"?
499
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,449
I don't know. You got so much goin' on,
I didn't wanna bother you.
500
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,159
I would have come.
501
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,080
Okay. Thank you.
502
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,247
[elevator dings]
503
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,044
[pants] Did I miss it?
Is the "Do It All Ball" all done?
504
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,922
Yes. We did it all.
Good of you to show up, by the way.
505
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:05,092
Oh, yeah? Well, it's good of you to, uh...
506
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,760
Shut up!
507
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,054
[sighs]
508
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:12,349
Are you okay?
You're not your usual medium-clever self.
509
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,518
Can I ask you something?
510
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,897
So, there's work, right?
I mean, work makes sense to me.
511
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,065
And I'm good at it.
512
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,195
I don't feel that way about my baby.
513
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:29,574
I don't think
I'm feeling what I'm supposed to feel.
514
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,326
What I thought I would feel.
515
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,995
I mean, I love her, of course I do.
516
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,624
Of course I love my daughter.
But... [sighs]
517
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:42,546
But I don't know if I love her.
518
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,841
I know I'm a terrible person
for even thinking it,
519
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:49,469
but... what if it never happens?
520
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:54,516
Do you love all your clients' projects?
521
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,726
- Of course.
- No, you don't.
522
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,704
But you take care of them
and you keep them alive
523
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,814
- because that's your job, right?
- Yeah.
524
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,441
So, now you've got a new job.
525
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,735
And it is a ruthless one,
and I mean ruthless.
526
00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,793
You don't have time to waste
second-guessing how you feel about it.
527
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:11,241
You just have to do it
the best that you can,
528
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,964
and know that that's the best you can do.
529
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,664
You know,
[scoffs] we have so much in common.
530
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,792
I don't know why we've spent
so many years hating each other.
531
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,003
I never hated you. Did you hate me?
532
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,921
Uh... no.
533
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,216
[cries]
534
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,053
Hey. [shushes] Hey. Please. Listen.
535
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,723
- Did you get the Fijis for the Fugees?
- [giggling]
536
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,225
Yeah. Is that silly?
537
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,062
The Fugees were egregious
when they got interviewed by Regis.
538
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,315
[both giggling]
539
00:24:44,399 --> 00:24:46,109
Isn't that right...
540
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,987
- Ruthie?
- [blows raspberry]
541
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:52,324
[mellow music playing]