1 00:00:06,256 --> 00:00:08,633 So you said let's do the show about the horse, 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,779 - but this time without the horse. - I know, 3 00:00:10,827 --> 00:00:13,146 - And I said, "That's a terrible idea." - - I'm sorry. I got... 4 00:00:13,170 --> 00:00:15,378 And you said, "I got someone even better." Hi guys. 5 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:19,352 - What's this asshole's name again? - Vincent D'Onofrio. 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,021 - And here we are. - Okay. Action! 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,317 Hey, Zoe. Hey, Zelda. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:29,779 - I forgot my boombox. - And your deodorant. 9 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,823 Pee-yew, mister. 10 00:00:31,906 --> 00:00:35,285 - Zoe, that's no way to get adopted. - Adopted, by me? 11 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,620 Children, I'm a single breakdancing instructor 12 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,456 who can barely take care of himself. 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:43,126 Plus, I'm too rad to be a dad. 14 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,836 Ooh! 15 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,130 And shake it up. Hah! 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,798 Cut! 17 00:00:50,014 --> 00:00:53,928 It's fine, Katrina. If I didn't randomly wander into doors all the time, 18 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,556 I never would have ended up co-piloting the very plane 19 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:58,099 that brought me to Los Angeles. 20 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,644 Excuse me, didn't you see the flashing red light outside the door? 21 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,105 Of course. That's why I stopped... 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,024 what I was doing to come inside. 23 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:10,487 Ooh, are you filming a sitcom? I love sitcoms! 24 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,947 You should have a character say, "Talk to the hand." 25 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:16,534 The hand! Not the face, where the ears are. 26 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,614 Newsflash: Hands can't hear. 27 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:21,414 What do you mean the character needs to be more likable? 28 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:24,250 They don't teach likability at the American Stanislavski Theatre. 29 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,877 Look, this is not about your acting. 30 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,171 You don't want an actor, you want a blank canvas 31 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:32,425 upon which to project your own mawkish notions of goodness. 32 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,345 Some man for all seasons up for a bit of anything... 33 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,680 Cheerful, optimistic, indomitable. 34 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,809 I assure you no such man exists. 35 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:43,019 But you're welcome to keep looking. 36 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,730 This D'Onofrio has had enoughfrio. 37 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:46,898 - Hah hah! - Hmm. 38 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,317 But my favorite scenes are when a character 39 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,946 is completely oblivious to something really important going on behind him. 40 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:56,491 That, dear friends, is where the sit truly hits the com. 41 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,511 - Excuse me. - Kind of in the middle of something. 42 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,763 - He's yakking away, tension's building... - Hey, you, sir. 43 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,507 The audience is like, "Hey, turn around." 44 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:04,540 Maybe the person behind him even interrupts him... 45 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:06,626 - Can we talk to you for a second? - Just like that. 46 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:10,380 And then, when it would be ridiculous to go on even one second longer... 47 00:02:10,463 --> 00:02:12,298 - My name is David Chase. - Do you mind? 48 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,051 Only then does he say, exasperated, 49 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,095 "What? What do you want?" 50 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:20,849 I want your face on billboards, you beautiful nonsensical clown prince. 51 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,977 Doggie-doggie what now? 52 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:29,190 Kid, how'd you like to be the star of "Untitled Horsin' Around Knockoff"? 53 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:33,653 Me, a star? But I have no experience, no formal training. 54 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,698 Hey, you, you don't need any of those things. 55 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,950 You got "it." 56 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:41,286 Ohh... 57 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,303 Hey, BoJack, it's me again. 58 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,472 Hmm? 59 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,807 I haven't heard from you in, like, three months, 60 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,853 so I'm calling again to make sure you're okay. 61 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,397 What's new with me? 62 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,481 Well... 63 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:56,778 Monocle? No, I think you're thinking of Mr. Peanut. 64 00:03:56,861 --> 00:03:58,065 I don't know if you heard 65 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,698 but Mr. Peanutbutter is running for governor, kind of. 66 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,244 I want a comprehensive crisscross of cold calls to Contra Costa County. 67 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,162 I mean, Christ, people, get me signatures. 68 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,249 First, they need to get Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz recalled, 69 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,251 which is basically impossible. 70 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,836 So that actually makes it really easy for me to be supportive. 71 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,590 - How's the recall effort? - Stupendous! 72 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:21,344 Uh, no. We're about 4,000 signatures shy of stupendous, 73 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,845 and the deadline's in a week. 74 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:25,890 Even if you don't get all the signatures, I'll still be proud of you. 75 00:04:25,944 --> 00:04:26,990 Maybe even more so. 76 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:28,977 But when we do get the signatures we need... 77 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,312 - Please note I said "when," not "if"... - Noted. 78 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,941 Then the campaign will begin in... oh, where did you say again, Katrina? 79 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,444 Earnest. When we get the signatures, the campaign will begin in earnest. 80 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,613 Right. Earnest, California. 81 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,658 Earnest is not a city in Cal... Why do I try? 82 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,702 Looks like you two have everything worked out. 83 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,092 Just please note that I am being supportive. 84 00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:49,185 Noted! 85 00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:51,405 Most women wouldn't like having their husband's ex-wife 86 00:04:51,453 --> 00:04:53,876 hanging around all the time, but I'm totally cool with it 87 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,170 because she makes me look super chill by comparison. 88 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,922 Oh, uh... okay. 89 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,008 Anyway, call me back. 90 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:03,553 This is Diane, by the way. Nguyen, obviously. 91 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:08,057 You sure you wouldn't rather just play a governor 92 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,809 in a movie or TV show? 93 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,728 I could attach Tommy Schlamme to direct. 94 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,272 Tommy Schlamme, shmommy Schlamme. 95 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:16,399 This is bigger than all that. Don't you recall? 96 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,152 - Recall what? - The governor. We need signatures. 97 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,612 Oh, sure. Where do you stand on the issues? 98 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:25,825 Oh, he doesn't stand anywhere on issues because he's not running for governor yet. 99 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:29,245 I'm mainly for people right now and also for the future. 100 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,206 Listen, I'm not feeling so hot. 101 00:05:32,290 --> 00:05:34,667 Why don't you go get signatures downstairs. 102 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:37,754 Jennifer Garner's in the lobby. She'll sign on to anything. 103 00:05:37,837 --> 00:05:40,089 Judah! Can I get your John Wilkes Hancock? 104 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,342 Oh, I never developed a signature. I find them unnecessarily ostentatious. 105 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,303 But I can print my name legibly. 106 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,805 Thank you, Rain Man-bun. That'll do nicely. 107 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:50,600 Okay. 108 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,923 Ralph dropped this off for you. 109 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:57,482 "I always make a beeline to see my feline." Aww! 110 00:05:57,565 --> 00:06:01,569 Also, you wanted me to remind you about FX's American Dead Girl miniseries. 111 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,947 Oh, that's right! What train wreck are we rubbernecking at this year? 112 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,866 They're doing the Sarah Lynn story 113 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,702 and they're looking for someone to play BoJack. 114 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,872 Oh! 115 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,375 Well, as I was saying, FX is looking for a BoJack Horseman... 116 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,335 Ugh! 117 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,504 Horseman... Ho... 118 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:22,215 So, as we discussed earlier, 119 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,801 is this one of the moments where you would want privacy? 120 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,223 You know what I'd do if I had eight million dollars? 121 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,493 - Yeah, you'd give it to the waitress. - Oh, no, no, no. 122 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,977 I mean, if I had eight million dollars now, 123 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,648 I'd start a company that makes remote-controlled drones. 124 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:42,068 But these drones have a seat hanging from the bottom 125 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,903 so you can fly around in it. 126 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:47,657 A drone with a throne. A drone throne. 127 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,409 But if you're in it, isn't it not a drone? 128 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,329 I feel like you're getting really hung up on labels. 129 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,164 Well, anyways, with my eight million dollars 130 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:58,668 I'm starting a new dating app just for firemen 131 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,586 and redheaded women named Emily. 132 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,339 Aww, you don't need an app, just hang out with me. 133 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,091 Todd, you're great. 134 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:06,717 What a way to end a sentence. 135 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:10,388 But I want a boyfriend who isn't asexual. 136 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,306 Whoa. Why did you call me that? 137 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,809 No, no, it's not bad. I didn't mean it negatively. 138 00:07:14,892 --> 00:07:18,438 - I was just, like, stating it. - I'm not... that word doesn't describe... 139 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,982 Okay, okay, I'm sorry, whatever you call yourself, 140 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,984 you're my friend and I support you. 141 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:26,195 But sometimes labels can be helpful. 142 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,616 Wow. Well, I would label this conversation "rough". 143 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,368 Here's the check. 144 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,580 And this cow likes getting tipped. 145 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,294 Hey, BoJack, it's me again, voicemail number 17. 146 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,045 Did I tell you I'm working at a blog? 147 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,423 I wrote a story about an all-girl refugee kickball league. 148 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,235 It didn't get as many clicks as Gillian's story about how in certain pictures 149 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,154 you can see the outline of Chris Hemsworth's penis 150 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,722 but, you know, we're all contributing in our own ways. 151 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,725 Anyway, it's weird not having you around. 152 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:58,769 I hope you're okay, wherever you are. 153 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:07,278 "I'm so smitten with my favorite little adult cat." 154 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,654 Oh! I love it. 155 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,114 I'm sorry I couldn't make it 156 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:13,159 to the Paul Blart 3: Till Death Do Us Blart premiere last night. 157 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,494 I had a doctor's appointment. 158 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:17,121 - Whoa. Is everything okay? - Yeah, yeah, it's fine. 159 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,291 I don't like not knowing where you are, especially when we live three freeways 160 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:22,376 and an unprotected left turn away from each other. 161 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,379 I was thinking, what if you move somewhere closer to me, 162 00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:26,964 like into my house? 163 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,674 Oh. Wow! 164 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,927 Would you, could you, with a mouse? 165 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,555 I... I could, and I would, but it's not a good time. 166 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:35,848 Oh, okay. 167 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,392 - I'm sorry. - No, no, it's fine. There's no hurry. 168 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:41,020 - We're still young, right? - Oh, yeah, I'm super young. 169 00:08:41,103 --> 00:08:43,606 Blake Lively accidentally called me Mommy yesterday, 170 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:47,026 but I'm sure she does that to other young women all the time. 171 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:54,075 Churro-flavored waffles! 172 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,493 Huh? 173 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:03,543 Drone Throne. 174 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,212 Whoa, whoa! 175 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,339 Okay, Todd. Whoa! 176 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,007 Oh, God, today's the day. 177 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,260 I haven't been this nervous since Diane was vacuuming 178 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:13,904 during a thunderstorm on the Fourth of July, 179 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,198 I had to take a bath, and there was a stranger in our yard. 180 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,808 There's no need to be nervous, or calm for that matter 181 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,059 because you've already lost. 182 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,437 We're 1,600 signatures short and the clock runs out at 9:00 AM. 183 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,398 So it's gonna take a miracle, huh? 184 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,442 Oh, no! It's over. 185 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:31,195 Everyone can get out of my house now. 186 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,489 Ooh, tough break, kid. We're all in shock. 187 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,741 McG! Are you still looking for a star 188 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,953 for your transgender Teddy Roosevelt Planes, Trains and Automobiles reboot, 189 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,997 Plans, Trans, A Man, A Canal, Panama? 190 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,873 Because someone just became available. 191 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,250 Whoa! Whoa! 192 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,252 I don't understand what happened. 193 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:49,547 Let me put it in terms your dumb dog brain can comprehend. 194 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:52,717 All your life people have been throwing you bones 195 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,010 because they like you, 196 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,429 but everyone has a ceiling to their likability. 197 00:09:56,512 --> 00:10:01,475 This is a bone you can't have, because people just don't like you enough. 198 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:06,105 - I'm sorry, Mr. Peanutbutter. - You know, it's funny. 199 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:09,233 Personally I like Woodchuck and he's a fine governor, 200 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,445 but for some reason, even though I have zero qualifications, 201 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,947 I honestly thought I would have made an even better governor. 202 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,576 - Well, what matters is you tried. - But I would have been good, right? 203 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:21,370 Now that there's no chance you will ever be governor, 204 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,080 I can tell you honestly... 205 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:25,958 Yes. You would have been great. 206 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,586 Stop. But seriously, though, elaborate. 207 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,589 You care about people, you follow your heart. 208 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,966 Those are important qualities you should never give up on. 209 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,135 So what you're saying is I shouldn't give up? 210 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,804 - On those qualities. - Yeah. Never concede. 211 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,931 - Stick it out, stay in the race. - Uh... no... 212 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,309 Uh, maybe we should get Katrina's two cents on this. 213 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,478 - Katrina? - Race. That's it, Diane! 214 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:47,313 You diabolical Thin Mint. 215 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:52,068 You, and only you, are responsible for the great thing I am about to do. 216 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,612 Katrina? 217 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,658 Thank you, thank you. 218 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:02,620 Moments ago I found myself in what seemed to be a no-win situation. 219 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,915 But it turns out it was a "Nguyen situation." 220 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:09,210 I'm referring of course to my supportive wife Diane Nguyen, 221 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,254 who told me to never give up! 222 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:16,133 And that's why I am challenging Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz 223 00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:19,136 - to a ski race down Devil's Mountain. - What? 224 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,722 No more petitions or fancy ballot initiatives, 225 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:25,434 just a mano a mano, no-holds-barred slippery slalom 226 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,685 down an ice-covered peak. 227 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,480 Winner gets to be governor, loser goes home. 228 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,524 Your move, Governor. Mic drop! 229 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,778 Aaah! 230 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:37,905 What the hell is he talking about? 231 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:41,617 It sounds like he's challenging you to a ski race down Devil's Mountain. 232 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,578 What an absurd conceit. Do I even need to respond to this? 233 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,496 No, sir. 234 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,958 Because I'd rather focus on my drought relief optimization 235 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:53,587 using geohydration technology, or DROUGHT plan. 236 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,299 If I know anything, this story will go away in a couple of days. 237 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:02,972 Now Mr. Peanutbutter, you challenged Woodchuck to a ski race a month ago. 238 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,933 Not just any ski race, a high-stakes dash down Devil's Mountain 239 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,936 - for the governorship itself. - But still no comment from the governor. 240 00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,897 Why won't he race you? That's what I want to know. 241 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,482 You and me both, friendo. 242 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,236 But this isn't an us-ocracy, it's a dem-ocracy. 243 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,822 - Ooh! - So let's ask "dem" what "dey" think. 244 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,616 Any questions for the governor, folks? 245 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,703 Why won't Woodchuck race? 246 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:30,332 So, to be clear, my DROUGHT plan is actually a drought relief plan. 247 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:33,043 I see now how that's confusing. Any other questions? 248 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,879 Are you going to race Mr. Peanutbutter? 249 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,715 Any questions about the DROUGHT plan? 250 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,426 To ski or not to ski? 251 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,928 That was the question posed by William Shakespeare 252 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:45,347 and it's perhaps even more relevant today. 253 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:48,809 Of course, there are reasons why a gubernatorial election 254 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,561 should not be decided by a ski race, 255 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,022 but are there also reasons why it should? 256 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,732 For the sake of "fairness" 257 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,318 we've brought in two experts with opposite opinions 258 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,820 who will now have equal time to just say those opinions 259 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,281 because that's what news is. 260 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,783 You think they'll really race down Devil's Mountain? 261 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:08,329 What do I care? As long as I've got my giant bag of kettle corn, 262 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,372 that's the only thing that concerns me. 263 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,668 - What the? - Drone Throne strikes again! Ha ha! 264 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,170 Get back here with my kettle corn! 265 00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,839 You can't call it a drone if you're riding on it. 266 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,716 Suckers! Hooray! 267 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,176 Ha ha! Oh... oh, no! 268 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,720 Aw, man. 269 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:27,348 I was hoisted by my own petard, 270 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:31,185 the one petard I thought would never hoist me. 271 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,812 Unprecedented poppycock. 272 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,773 This poppycock has no precedent. 273 00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:38,734 Maybe it's time to make a statement. 274 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:39,985 Madeline, no. 275 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,696 This outlandish buffoonery is beneath the office of the governor. 276 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,407 I can't defile the legacy of my predecessors 277 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:48,661 who built the Golden Gate Bridge, irrigated the Central Valley, 278 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,955 and played Mr. Freeze in a Batman movie. 279 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:54,416 Can't you see this thing is eating you alive? 280 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:58,212 Do it for us, Woodcharles. Do it for us. 281 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:05,970 And so this ski race would be both undemocratic and unconstitutional, 282 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:10,891 which is why I will not be racing Mr. Peanutbutter down Devil's Mountain. 283 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,769 What if the state constitution were changed to allow it? 284 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,231 - Then would you race Mr. Peanutbutter? - I... 285 00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:20,651 Fine. If a state senator wanted to waste everybody's time 286 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,362 by sponsoring an amendment to the constitution, 287 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,948 and the motion got two-thirds majority in both houses 288 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,535 so as to allow a democratically-elected governor 289 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,705 to accept a ski race challenge for his office, 290 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:36,458 then yes, I would race Mr. Peanutbutter. 291 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,460 Well, I guess that puts that idea to bed, right? 292 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,588 - Hmm. - Right? 293 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,923 - Hmm... - Right?! 294 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,931 You want me to sponsor a ski race amendment to the constitution? 295 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,934 Or you could sponsor the amendment that has a hidden rider 296 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,562 doubling farm subsidies in your district. 297 00:14:56,645 --> 00:15:00,024 - Inglewood could use some farms. - That's right. 298 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,902 I do have these campaign donors... Uh, I mean, constituents 299 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,654 who really care about babies' access to vaping devices. 300 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,489 Uh-huh. 301 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,035 I've always wanted to drive across a bridge to Hawaii. 302 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,037 - Can we do that? - You got it. 303 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,538 Aloha! 304 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,832 Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Whoo! 305 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,252 It tickles. 306 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,092 I'm astounded that it has come to this. 307 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,678 But since the exorbitantly expensive 308 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:34,642 and astonishingly titled I Love California amendment is now law, 309 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:38,646 I formally accept Mr. Peanutbutter's challenge to a ski race. 310 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,397 It happens that I'm an excellent skier 311 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:43,150 who won numerous medals in the sport when I raced for Dartmouth 312 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,653 but, again, I am shocked that fact is relevant 313 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,238 in the matter of selecting our state's governor. 314 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:53,452 Mr. Peanutbutter, I will see you on Devil's Mountain. 315 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,996 - Whoa! - This is insane. 316 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,874 You could actually become governor by winning a race. 317 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,292 Yeah. Wow. 318 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,170 You know, it's days like this I wish I knew how to ski. 319 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,383 - You don't ski? - Never really got into it, no. 320 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,553 Then why did you challenge the governor to a ski race? 321 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,168 I didn't think it would get this far. 322 00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:15,474 You gotta admit, this is pretty out there. 323 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,394 Well, I guess that's it. Oh, well. Tough break. Bye forever, Katrina. 324 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,689 No, this is not over. This is just beginning. 325 00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,317 Mr. Peanutbutter, you're going to ski school. 326 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,611 Doggie-doggie what now? 327 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,780 Hey, BoJack, it's me again. 328 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,990 Where are you, I'm worried, 329 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,633 hope you're not dead, etc... you get it. 330 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,953 Anyway, things are even crazier around here lately. 331 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,415 Don't know if you've seen the news, but I really wish you were here for this. 332 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:42,459 Well, I'm off to ski school so I can learn how to ski, 333 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,961 so I can become the governor. 334 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,421 Y ou'd say something like, 335 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,506 "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." 336 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,258 Sounds great, sweetheart. 337 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,969 But as the old saying goes, that's politics. 338 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,638 Then you'd probably say, "A, that's not an old saying 339 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,183 and, B, that's not politics! Nothing about that is politics." 340 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,102 This is so great! 341 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,603 Then you would be so overwhelmed 342 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,772 by the unbearable ludicrousness of the situation 343 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,108 that you would get in your car and drive to Hawaii, 344 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,110 which is also a thing you could do now 345 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,904 because of a new bill that cost our state billions of dollars. 346 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,614 It's all so great! 347 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:18,579 You know, it's funny, because the last time I saw you 348 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,790 you told me that you needed me in your life, 349 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,333 and then you just disappeared. 350 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,085 So how do you think that makes me feel? 351 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,381 Well, wherever you are, I hope you're happy. 352 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,717 I really do, BoJack. 353 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,511 Also, I haven't seen Todd in a while. He's not with you, is he? 354 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,017 Oh, simple kettle corn. 355 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,063 Between the worlds of the sweet and the savory. 356 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:47,858 Not quite popcorn, not quite candy. 357 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,402 What are we? 358 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,446 Hey, get away! Get, get! 359 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,703 Wow, my first day at ski academy. 360 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,122 What collegiate shenanigans will befall me? 361 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,542 There will be no shenanigans on my watch. 362 00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,877 Professor Thistlethorpe, 363 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,838 the famously humorless yet somehow also lovable ski instructor? 364 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,592 Peanutbutter, is it? Everything about you disgusts me. 365 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,510 Uh... 366 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:18,555 And yet, there might be something in you after all. 367 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:19,890 You really mean it? 368 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,643 This shall be my greatest challenge. 369 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,270 Meet me on the summit tomorrow at daybreak. 370 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,981 Well, it is daybreak and here we are at the summit. 371 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,901 First lesson, break your skis in half. 372 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,320 Oh, I don't have skis. Was I supposed to bring skis? 373 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,240 - You didn't say that. - No bother. They shan't be required. 374 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,451 Instead, read this book of poetry. 375 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:42,204 I'll see you in the classroom. 376 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,833 Ah, there you are. Did you read the book of poetry? 377 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,626 No! I forgot to. 378 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,753 - Excellent. - I'm sor... Excellent? 379 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,630 My assignment was a test. 380 00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,091 Skiing isn't about reading old books. 381 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,718 - It's about speaking truth to power... - Oh! 382 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,304 And you have spoken it eloquently. 383 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,349 You are my finest student. 384 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,268 I love you. 385 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,896 - Are you okay, professor? - Just a cough. 386 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,441 I'm sure it's nothing. You can come by tomorrow for your diploma. 387 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,280 I can't believe ski school is already over. 388 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,699 Professor Thistlethorpe? Professor Thistlethorpe! 389 00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,911 Remember everything I taught you. 390 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,996 I will. 391 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:27,040 Also, if you have any tips for skiing, that would be really helpful. 392 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,627 The most important part of skiing 393 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:35,299 is to keep your legs ben... 394 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,346 Who's Ben? 395 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,695 Devil's Mountain is the place, skiing is the sport. 396 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,864 I'm uncomfortable. It's cold out. 397 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,243 Tell me, who do you think will win today's bout 398 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,363 and what does it mean for the future of California? 399 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,870 I hate winter sports. 400 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,122 I want to go inside and drink a cider. 401 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,827 And they're off! 402 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,087 Woodchuck, off to a great start. 403 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,548 Mr. Peanutbutter seems to be employing 404 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,968 some sort of awkwardly falling down technique. 405 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,721 - Any sign of them? - Nothing yet. 406 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,265 - Oh! I made you a card. - You did? 407 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,809 Oh, wow, it's sparkly. 408 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,895 Sorry, I went a little overboard with the glitter 409 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,563 and a little underboard with the glue. 410 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,691 "Let's move in together. I think I'm ready now." 411 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,944 This is great. Are you sure, though, 412 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,696 because last time you seemed a little hesitant. 413 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,699 - No, I was just a little pregnant. - Oh! 414 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,992 I was gonna tell you, really, 415 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,787 but then before I could tell you there was nothing to tell you. 416 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:47,996 Oh. 417 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,042 I'm so sorry. I still wish you would've told me. 418 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:55,587 I have a card for that. On the front it says, "Life isn't fairage." 419 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:59,549 I'm sorry. I just felt dumb because all my life I've wanted a family. 420 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,511 But I didn't want it to happen just because I got pregnant by accident 421 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,846 - and then you got stuck with me. - Okay, first of all, 422 00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:07,694 if I get stuck to something, you're the prettiest glue trap I ever saw. 423 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,994 - You know what I mean. - Second, if that's how you feel, 424 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:12,938 maybe you shouldn't get pregnant by accident. 425 00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,773 - Well, I didn't try to! - No. 426 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,651 I'm saying maybe we should get you pregnant on purpose. 427 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,069 - Really? - Yeah. 428 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,697 We love each other, and we enjoy having sex with each other... 429 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,573 And we're good at having sex with each other. 430 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,535 And also, I think you'd be an amazing mother. 431 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:29,871 Even Blake Lively thinks so. 432 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,915 Ah, still got it. 433 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:35,669 Yes! 434 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,338 Whoa! Whoa-ho-ho! 435 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,009 Ohh! Get control. 436 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,720 Woodchuck in the lead, still in the lead. 437 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,264 Woodchuck remains very much in the lead. 438 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,891 Goodbye, dear friend. 439 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,810 You served me well. 440 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,396 Okay, all right, here we go. 441 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,565 Mr. Peanutbutter? 442 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,775 Ohh! 443 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,078 I see Woodchuck! 444 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,580 Yes! 445 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,207 Go, Woodcharles! 446 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,460 Oh... whoa... Whoa! 447 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:17,543 Oh, my God. 448 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:22,049 Todd forever! 449 00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,759 Whaa! 450 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:26,344 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 451 00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,265 Invictus! 452 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,851 Ooh! Ooh. 453 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,729 Oh... ohh. 454 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:37,898 - Did I win? - Come on, honey. 455 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,316 Let's go home. 456 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,119 Well, I hope that settles it. 457 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:44,029 We can finally put an end to this nonsense. 458 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:47,657 Sir, the rules are clear: The first person to cross the finish line becomes governor, 459 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,952 and, well, a strange boy fell out of the sky 460 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,579 and crossed the line first. 461 00:22:52,662 --> 00:22:54,164 They're swearing him in now. 462 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:57,876 - So help me Todd. - Congratulations, Governor Chavez. 463 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:02,506 You know, ever since I first became governor 464 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,800 I've thought, "I don't want to be governor" 465 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,635 and that's where I am now. 466 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:08,845 So, can I not be governor? 467 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,306 You'd like to resign? 468 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:14,226 Yeah. I'm just really not into labels right now. 469 00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,813 Maybe after some soul searching I'll be ready to really know what I am. 470 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:21,733 But for right now, I think I speak for all Californians 471 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,861 when I say, "I ate too much kettle corn 472 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:29,324 while drifting through the sky on an out of control drone throne." 473 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:32,327 Okay, is this charade over? Can I be governor again? 474 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,163 Sir, we live in a society of laws. 475 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,291 When a governor resigns, that triggers a special election. 476 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,128 Until which, the governor's seat shall remain vacant. 477 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,421 Election, you say? 478 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,966 Mr. Peanutbutter, will you run? 479 00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,885 - You bet I will, and you know why? - No, tell me. 480 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,972 Because this whole ski race was a joke. 481 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,975 Of course Woodchuck was gonna beat me. He went to Dartmouth. 482 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,727 So where's the candidate for regular schmoes like me, 483 00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:00,313 - who went to Northwestern? - Is he serious right now? 484 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,024 You know, Governor Woodchuck Coodchuck-Berkowitz 485 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,902 thinks he's better than us, but is he better than us? 486 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,071 - No! - Uh, if I could say a few words... 487 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,656 He thinks the race is over. 488 00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,367 Well, I say it's just starting. 489 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:15,787 And he wants me to sit and stay and roll over? 490 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:19,541 - No! - I say California's tired of rolling over. 491 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,585 What do you say? 492 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,211 - Yeah! - I'm tired. 493 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,464 I say it's time for me to stand up and speak. 494 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,341 Diane-Diane what now? 495 00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:31,136 So loud as you can, let me hear what you want. 496 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,055 Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter! 497 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,141 - Uh, citizens... - I can't hear you! 498 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:39,311 Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter! 499 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,754 Peanutbutter! 500 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,940 - Peanutbutter! - Friends, some decorum, please. 501 00:24:44,482 --> 00:24:47,819 - Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter! - Ah! 502 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:51,448 Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter! 503 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,491 Peanutbutter! Peanutbutter! 504 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,580 - The mailbox belonging to... - BoJack Horsemack... 505 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,542 - Horseman... oh, wait, how do I... - is full. Goodbye. 506 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:09,299 Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show. 507 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,004 - I'm Mr. Peanutbutter. - Ooh, yeah. 508 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:18,642 Now tell me How can I get no votes? 509 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:24,481 Yeah, I'm for the future Yeah, everyone will get a free TV. 510 00:25:24,571 --> 00:25:27,449 - All right! - I'll put my face on billboards. 511 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:30,070 The entire world will see. 512 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:33,990 Yeah, I promise peace and love Across this broken land. 513 00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:38,536 Yeah, I'm your governor Mr. Peanutbutter man 514 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:42,624 I'm tasty and good-lookin' 'Cause that's just who I am. 515 00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,125 Go vote! 516 00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:51,216 Boxer vs. Raptor, Na-na na-na na-na na-na!