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(PEOPLE YELLING, SCREAMING)
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(PANICKED GASPS)
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(TELLER SCREAMS)
(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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(GUNSHOTS)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(ROBBERS CHATTERING)
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(DEVICE BEEPING)
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(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
(BANG)
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OFFICER 1: Go, go, go, go!
OFFICER 2: Move it, move it!
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Let’s go, let’s go!
OFFICER 3: Come on!
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CAPTAIN: It’s a powder keg
in there.
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No one moves
till we get word
from the mayor.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(GIRL HUMMING)
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(HUMMING CONTINUES)
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(WHISPERING) Shoot! Hey.
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Hey. Little girl.
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Stop.
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Stop!
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ROBBER: Stay down!
(OVERLAPPING YELLING)
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(YELLING DIES DOWN)
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What do you want, little one?
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Your ass.
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(GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(METALLIC SCRAPE)
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(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS, GAGS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(ROBBER YELPS)
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(MUNCHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ROBBER YELLS)
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(BOWLING PINS CLATTER)
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Boo!
(YELPS)
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(GASPS)
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(GUNSHOT)
(GROANS)
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(SIRENS APPROACHING)
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
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(ELECTRIC VEHICLE HUMS)
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Well done.
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(ROBBER YELLS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ROBBER CHOKING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Who...
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who are you?
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Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
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The new version.
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(SHELL CASINGS CLATTER)
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MAN: Shoot. Um...
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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FRANK: My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,
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a special division
of the LAPD.
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The day after the bank robbery
started like any other.
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I woke up in
my empty cop apartment,
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stared at a picture
of my deceased cop wife
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and choked back cop tears.
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A perfect morning? Sure.
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But I had no idea
what this city
had in store for me.
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(CYCLIST GRUNTS)
(BELL RINGING)
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CYCLIST: What the hell?
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MAN: Hey!
MAN 2: There he is.
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WOMAN: Way to go, Frank!
(APPLAUSE)
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(WHISTLES)
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Thank you. Thanks, everyone.
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What is this?
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Don’t cheer for him!
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You two, my office now!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(TELEPHONES RINGING)
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CHIEF DAVIS: Thanks to you,
I just spent two hours
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getting chewed out
by the mayor.
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Apparently, some of
the bank robbers
you put in the ICU,
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they’re lawyering up
to sue the city.
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That’s ridiculous.
They’re criminals.
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It’s the law.
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Since when do cops
have to follow the law?
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Since forever.
FRANK: Oh, yeah?
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And who’s going to arrest me?
Other cops?
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Yes.
Is she serious?
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Is he serious?
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He’s... no.
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Look,
let me be crystal clear.
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They are threatening
to shut down Police Squad
because of you.
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Honestly, you’re lucky
you still work here
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after last year’s
McDonald’s incident.
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They wouldn’t sell me
Freedom Fries.
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You arrested the entire staff!
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FRANK: I wasn’t
thinking clearly.
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I was furious about the
Janet Jackson Super Bowl.
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That was 20 years ago!
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Not to me.
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We understand, Chief.
You’re right.
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CHIEF DAVIS: Good.
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’Cause I’m taking you
off the bank job.
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What?
I’m putting you
on collisions.
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There’s a crash up in Malibu.
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Yes, ma’am. Thank you.
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And make sure your bodycams
are actually turned on!
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Got it. Camera will be on.
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(COFFEE SPLATS)
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CHIEF DAVIS: Drebin!
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It’s a new day
at Police Squad!
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(GROANS) Things are changing
so fast around here.
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I guess you really
can’t fight City Hall, huh?
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No. It’s a building.
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ED: Now, there’s a real man.
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They just don’t make ’em
like your pops anymore.
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FRANK: I’m glad he’s not
around to see what
Police Squad has come to.
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Mind if I take a minute, Ed?
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Of... of course.
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIGHS)
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Hi, Daddy. It’s me, Frank Jr.
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I want to be
just like you, but...
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at the same time,
be completely different
and original.
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So, if you’re proud of me,
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give me a sign, like...
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maybe make me see
an owl or something.
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ED: Hey, Dad.
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It’s me, Ed.
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Boy, do I miss you.
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(OFFICERS WEEPING)
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COP: Hey, Pops.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Mm-mm.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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FRANK: Ed and I pulled up
to the Malibu car crash
around 2:00 p.m.
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Nothing unusual.
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But in this city,
usual is unusual... usually.
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What the hell?
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(MUFFLED RADIO CHATTER)
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So how was your
date last night, Frank?
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Ah, I couldn’t go
through with it.
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ED: You canceled?
Nope.
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I didn’t want to upset her,
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so I had Officer Barnes
tell her I was stabbed
to death.
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You’re a real
romantic, Frank.
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But everyone needs someone,
even a widower like you.
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I’m just not ready
to open myself to love again.
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I had them wait to clear
the wreck so you could
get eyes on it.
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Crash happened
around 4:00 a.m.
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Well, there are no skid marks
on the road.
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He didn’t hit the brakes
before going over.
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Drunk?
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A little. Just enough
to wake me up.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
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Fancy car.
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ED: Yeah, it’s one
of those new
EdenTech electric ones.
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FRANK: Electric, huh?
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I remember when the
only things that were
electric were eels, chairs,
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and Catherine Zeta-Jones
in Chicago.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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FRANK: Empty pill bottles.
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(SNIFFLES)
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Huh.
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Who was he?
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Simon Davenport, 53 years old.
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No wife, no kids.
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He’s got a sister
out in Hancock Park,
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but we don’t really know
anything about her
other than her name.
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Beth Davenport.
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Divorced, 5’6", 130 pounds.
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Spitfire of a personality.
Self-proclaimed chocoholic.
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Likes outdoorsy things
but is just as happy
curling up with a good book.
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All right. I’ve seen enough.
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Mark it as suicide.
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Go ahead!
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WORKER: Bring in the crane!
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(JUBILANT ARCADE MUSIC PLAYS)
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(THUDS)
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(DISAPPOINTED GROANS)
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Oh, my God, it’s up!
MAN: Wait, I got to see
what I got!
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Yes, I got it!
MAN 2: Come on, man!
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MAN 3: She can’t even sing!
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(CUPS CLATTERING, SPLASHING)
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Lieutenant?
What’s up, Barnes?
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Look, I know you’re off
the bank job, sir, but I could
really use your advice.
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Go for it.
Look, it’s the
strangest thing.
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All the thieves had never
met each other
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and none of them knew
who they were working for.
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Brilliant!
(CHILDREN SOBBING)
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If they don’t know anything,
they can’t squeal.
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Whoever orchestrated
this is very smart.
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And get this.
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The robbers were told
that they could keep the cash.
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Who organizes a bank robbery
and doesn’t keep the cash?
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They must have been
after something else.
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Why don’t you bring in
one of the perps?
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See if we can
get them talking.
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Got it. Thank you.
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Heads up, Frank.
You got a visitor.
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I told her to wait outside,
but she just walked in.
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You want me to get rid of her?
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(SEDUCTIVE JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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No.
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That’s okay,
I’ll deal with it.
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(JAZZ MUSIC STOPS)
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Oh.
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WOMAN: Over here, Lieutenant.
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(JAZZ MUSIC RESUMES)
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FRANK: I’d sworn off love
after my wife died,
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but this woman was
put together in all
the right ways.
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Face, head, shoulders,
knees and toes.
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Knees and toes...
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and a bottom that would make
any toilet beg for the brown.
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Sorry to keep you
waiting, ma’am.
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How may I help you?
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You’re wrong
about Simon Davenport.
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He wouldn’t commit suicide.
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Simon Davenport.
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The stiff from
the Malibu crash.
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That stiff was my brother.
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Oh, I mean... he wasn’t
that stiff, really.
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Not yet.
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More floppy and bloated.
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No, I mean, I’m so sorry
for your loss.
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Please, take a chair.
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No, thank you.
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I have plenty
of chairs at home.
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Now, Mrs...
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Davenport.
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Miss Beth Davenport.
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Mr.?
Drebin.
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Miss...
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Detective Frank Drebin.
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Detective, I think
someone murdered Simon.
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Really? What makes
you think that?
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Well, he called me last night.
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He said he was in
some kind of trouble.
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So we made plans
to meet this morning.
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Does that sound like
someone who’s planning
to kill themselves?
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No, it certainly does not.
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(CRYING) Why would someone
do that to him?
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(CRYING)
Trust me,
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there’s always a reason
to kill someone.
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Did he have an
obnoxious laugh?
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(SOBS) No.
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Forgive me,
I’m just not myself.
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That’s okay.
I’m not you, either.
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(LOUD SPLAT)
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Tell me,
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what did your brother
do for work?
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Computers.
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He was a programmer
for Richard Cane.
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The genius who’s gonna
save the world with
his electric cars.
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Well, he’s the first person
you should talk to.
252
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,747
Then you could check
Simon’s driving records
and see if they match.
253
00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:34,177
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there.
254
00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:34,782
Excuse me?
255
00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:37,753
Let’s just leave the
police work to me, okay?
256
00:12:38,523 --> 00:12:39,985
Oh. I see.
257
00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:42,119
Same old story
with guys like you.
258
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:42,823
Guys like me?
259
00:12:42,824 --> 00:12:45,794
Stubborn old men who think
they know what’s best.
260
00:12:48,258 --> 00:12:51,359
I understand you’re upset,
but this is what I do.
261
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,538
If someone did
off your brother,
I’ll find him.
262
00:12:54,539 --> 00:12:57,805
I appreciate that, Detective.
But Simon was all I had.
263
00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:01,446
So you’ll forgive me
if I don’t just sit around
and hope you do your job.
264
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,306
That’s exactly what
I expect you to do.
265
00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:06,616
When I have something,
I’ll contact you.
266
00:13:06,617 --> 00:13:09,487
I’m doing a series
of book readings this week.
267
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,182
You can find me there.
268
00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:12,380
FRANK: Book readings?
269
00:13:12,381 --> 00:13:13,491
BETH: Yes. I write
true-crime novels
270
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,253
based on fictional stories
that I make up.
271
00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:19,420
Yes, well,
272
00:13:19,421 --> 00:13:21,532
you may write about it,
273
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,160
but I live it.
274
00:13:23,161 --> 00:13:26,966
Now, if you’ll excuse me,
we’re having a birthday party
275
00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:30,069
and I’m the best singer
in the office.
276
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:37,439
On second thought,
I will take that chair.
277
00:13:38,044 --> 00:13:40,145
(CHAIR CLANGING)
278
00:13:44,952 --> 00:13:45,655
Whoa.
279
00:13:45,656 --> 00:13:49,120
FRANK: I couldn’t remember
the last time someone had
talked to me like that.
280
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:52,596
It was the kind of
dressing down
you usually have to pay for
281
00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:54,994
in the basement of
a laundromat.
But she...
282
00:13:54,995 --> 00:13:55,896
ED: She had the kind of hips
283
00:13:55,897 --> 00:13:58,800
you wanted to put a hula hoop
on and spin.
284
00:13:58,801 --> 00:14:02,101
The kind that made you...
(MUSINGS OVERLAPPING)
285
00:14:04,004 --> 00:14:05,103
Fellas, do you mind?
286
00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:06,611
(FLUSTERED MUMBLING)
287
00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:10,207
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:13,815
FRANK: I wasn’t convinced
Simon Davenport
had been murdered.
289
00:14:13,816 --> 00:14:16,818
But the case was starting
to give me an itch.
290
00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:18,523
And when I start to scratch,
291
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,481
I don’t stop till I break skin
292
00:14:20,482 --> 00:14:23,694
and the doctor
makes me wear mittens.
293
00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:25,861
Thanks.
294
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:29,667
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(PARTYGOERS CHATTERING)
295
00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:36,937
Coat check?
Champagne?
296
00:14:36,938 --> 00:14:39,369
(WAITER GRUNTS)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
297
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:42,009
(SLURPS, GAGS)
298
00:14:42,779 --> 00:14:44,044
(COINS JANGLE)
299
00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:45,979
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
300
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:49,686
FRANK: Richard Cane had
made his first fortune
in microprocessors,
301
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:54,152
and then used it
to build a vast
online retail marketplace
302
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:56,859
and green technology empire.
303
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,697
(BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER)
304
00:14:59,961 --> 00:15:03,601
Then, suddenly,
the bear charges towards me.
305
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,493
I ready my knife,
306
00:15:05,494 --> 00:15:06,802
and he barrels right past me
307
00:15:06,803 --> 00:15:10,037
to a honey hive
above the campsite!
308
00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,709
It had been there all along!
309
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:14,502
And I hadn’t seen it.
310
00:15:14,503 --> 00:15:16,043
(GUFFAWS)
311
00:15:17,044 --> 00:15:18,881
(FORCED LAUGHTER)
312
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:23,446
Ah. You’ve arrived.
313
00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:25,854
Lieutenant Drebin.
314
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:26,888
Me, too!
I’m Richar...
315
00:15:26,889 --> 00:15:29,055
(CLEARS THROAT) Richard Cane.
316
00:15:29,056 --> 00:15:31,091
Please, walk with me.
317
00:15:31,355 --> 00:15:34,731
So, what can you tell me
about Mr. Davenport?
318
00:15:34,732 --> 00:15:36,832
Simon was
a brilliant engineer,
319
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,196
and one of our best.
320
00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:40,704
I had no idea
he was so terribly depressed.
321
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:44,136
(GUESTS GASPING)
Suicide is a dreadful thing.
322
00:15:44,137 --> 00:15:45,533
Possible suicide.
323
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:47,040
You suspect something foul?
324
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,471
No. A chicken probably
couldn’t do this.
325
00:15:49,472 --> 00:15:51,715
But I’m not ruling
anything out.
326
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:52,276
I see.
327
00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:54,850
Was this one of the projects
Simon was working on?
328
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:58,513
No, what you see here
is a red light therapy machine
329
00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:00,218
proven to
increase testosterone.
330
00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:03,760
Did you know that
men’s sperm count
is at historic lows
331
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:06,092
across the board?
Fascinating.
332
00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:08,589
I’ve never put my
sperm across a board.
333
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:11,593
I have an old
Bon Jovi T-shirt
for that.
334
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,265
(SIZZLING)
335
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:17,708
You know, I hope you
don’t think it’s awkward
my saying this,
336
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,810
but I’m actually
a big fan of yours.
337
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:21,646
Is that so?
Yes.
338
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,110
I read about your work
at the bank robbery.
339
00:16:24,111 --> 00:16:27,015
Guys like you
are a dying breed.
340
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:29,753
Guys like me?
Yes, men of action
341
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:33,152
who don’t ask permission
to fix what they know
is broken.
342
00:16:33,153 --> 00:16:35,187
I’m surprised to hear
you say that,
343
00:16:35,188 --> 00:16:38,421
coming from someone
who’s so into these gadgets.
344
00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:43,096
Oh. You don’t enjoy
the marvels
of the modern age?
345
00:16:43,097 --> 00:16:46,000
No offense, but the world
was better before.
346
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:49,037
I agree,
but don’t tell anyone.
347
00:16:50,137 --> 00:16:51,368
Uh, cigar?
348
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,206
Looks it to me.
349
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,505
No, would you like one?
350
00:16:55,912 --> 00:16:57,242
Smoking indoors?
351
00:16:57,243 --> 00:16:58,980
Care to write me a ticket?
352
00:16:58,981 --> 00:17:01,181
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
353
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,152
That matchbook.
354
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:07,187
I’ve seen it before.
355
00:17:08,452 --> 00:17:09,925
It’s the Bengal.
356
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:12,730
It’s a supper club I own
for some of the city’s elite.
357
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,997
It’s the kind of place where
men can be themselves,
358
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,625
have a few drinks and, uh,
359
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:20,100
like the Black Eyed Peas
once said,
360
00:17:20,101 --> 00:17:21,663
"get retarded in here."
361
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,005
You can still say that word?
362
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:25,567
In my club, you can.
363
00:17:25,568 --> 00:17:27,811
Well, I love
the Black Eyed Peas.
364
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,670
Who doesn’t?
I know a few people.
365
00:17:29,671 --> 00:17:32,145
They’re fools.
I know.
366
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:34,576
will.i.am.
apl.de.ap.
367
00:17:34,577 --> 00:17:35,115
Taboo.
368
00:17:35,116 --> 00:17:38,151
Don’t forget Fergie.
I would never forget Fergie.
369
00:17:38,152 --> 00:17:39,989
BOTH: The Dutchess.
370
00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:41,319
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
371
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,156
Well,
if you need anything,
372
00:17:43,157 --> 00:17:45,588
please don’t
hesitate to call.
373
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:48,195
Thank you. I’ll be in touch.
374
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,874
Uh, it’s that way.
Of course.
375
00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:02,110
Huh.
376
00:18:02,979 --> 00:18:04,573
(SHARP INHALE)
377
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:09,644
Why don’t we get Mr. Drebin
a little gift for tomorrow?
378
00:18:09,645 --> 00:18:11,888
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
379
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:12,988
The EdenVox-1.
380
00:18:12,989 --> 00:18:16,992
Police Squad’s first ever
fully automated, self-driving
381
00:18:16,993 --> 00:18:18,290
electric vehicle.
382
00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:20,193
A gift we just received
from Richard Cane.
383
00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:23,724
You must’ve made
some kind of impression
last night, Frank.
384
00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:25,165
Yeah, it would seem so.
385
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,199
Coffee?
Yes, thank you.
386
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,301
(COFFEE SPLATTERS)
TECH: Don’t be shy, fellas.
Come check it out.
387
00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:30,599
(WELCOMING CHIME)
388
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,074
(FRANK GRUNTS)
389
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,976
Snug.
(CHUCKLES)
390
00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:35,241
TECH: All electric.
391
00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:37,738
Zero to sixty in 3.1 seconds.
392
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:39,707
I guess that’s good.
393
00:18:39,708 --> 00:18:40,741
TECH: Watch this.
394
00:18:40,742 --> 00:18:43,381
Car, open doors.
395
00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:44,988
(GRUNTS)
396
00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,715
Neat trick.
(CHUCKLES) Now you try.
397
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,651
(CAR DOOR PINGING)
398
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:50,719
Car...
399
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,192
please, close doors.
400
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:53,523
(GENTLE CHIME)
(ED GROANING)
401
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:56,131
(FINGERS CRUNCH)
(STRAINED SCREAM)
402
00:18:56,758 --> 00:18:57,758
Hey!
403
00:18:57,759 --> 00:18:58,836
Pretty fun, I guess.
404
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,563
Okay, how about this? Car...
405
00:19:00,564 --> 00:19:03,435
drive forward 30 feet.
406
00:19:03,765 --> 00:19:05,305
(FRANK CHUCKLES)
407
00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:08,011
(CLATTERING)
408
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:11,443
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
409
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,116
Pretty smooth.
All right.
410
00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:17,152
(CLANKING)
411
00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:20,924
(ALARM BLARING)
412
00:19:20,925 --> 00:19:21,958
Impressive.
413
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,322
ED: Hey! Guys?
414
00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:24,719
COP: Freeze!
Don’t--
415
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,061
(OFFICERS YELLING)
416
00:19:26,062 --> 00:19:27,459
(GUNSHOTS)
417
00:19:29,131 --> 00:19:32,497
I tell you, this place
is falling apart.
418
00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:37,534
I got half a dozen witnesses
that place you on the scene.
419
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:39,668
We know you were at the bank!
420
00:19:39,669 --> 00:19:42,639
I’m telling you,
I wasn’t there.
421
00:19:43,244 --> 00:19:45,246
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
422
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,709
Thanks, Park.
423
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,922
This is quite the rap sheet
you’ve got here.
424
00:19:51,923 --> 00:19:56,323
It says you served
20 years
for "man’s laughter."
425
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,357
Must have been quite the joke.
426
00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:00,063
You mean "manslaughter"?
427
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,759
(OVER SPEAKERS) Well...
428
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,497
we know your boss
didn’t want cash.
429
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:10,600
So what was the point
of the robbery?
What did he want?
430
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:13,438
I... wasn’t... there.
431
00:20:13,439 --> 00:20:15,110
You think you’re so smart.
432
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:20,280
Well, I think my bodycam
might tell a different story.
433
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:21,282
Ed?
434
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:26,121
Technology really
is something.
435
00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:30,620
Police Squad is all about
"transparency" these days.
436
00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:33,063
(SCATTING ABSENTMINDEDLY)
437
00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:37,858
Dispatch, this is Drebin.
10-7.
438
00:20:37,859 --> 00:20:39,233
Oh, yeah!
439
00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:40,829
A chili dog.
440
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,105
(GROANS)
441
00:20:43,106 --> 00:20:44,337
Mm-hmm!
442
00:20:44,338 --> 00:20:45,833
Breakfast of champions.
443
00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,076
FRANK: And a little
black coffee.
444
00:20:47,077 --> 00:20:50,080
Okay, you can
fast-forward a bit.
445
00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:52,015
(FAST-FORWARDING)
446
00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:54,083
FRANK: License and
registration, please.
447
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:56,251
MAN: Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
448
00:20:57,054 --> 00:20:57,955
Uh... (CHUCKLES)
449
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,121
This isn’t mine.
450
00:20:59,122 --> 00:21:00,716
(WET FLATULENCE)
FRANK: Excuse me.
451
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:02,927
(FARTING CONTINUES)
FRANK: Oh, boy. Listen, uh,
452
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:03,961
you seem like a decent fella.
453
00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,854
I’m gonna let you off
with a warning.
Have a great day, bye.
454
00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:10,297
It’s much later in the day.
Fast-forward a while.
455
00:21:10,298 --> 00:21:11,694
(FAST-FORWARDING)
456
00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:13,531
You’ll see. Just wait.
457
00:21:13,532 --> 00:21:14,895
(STRAINED SIGH)
458
00:21:14,896 --> 00:21:17,403
I need a bathroom. Oh, God.
459
00:21:17,404 --> 00:21:19,735
Come on, move, move, move!
460
00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:22,012
Focus, Frank, focus.
461
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,113
You got this, you got this.
462
00:21:24,114 --> 00:21:26,952
(FRANK CRIES OUT,
MOANS ON MONITOR)
463
00:21:27,612 --> 00:21:28,282
(GRUNTS)
464
00:21:28,283 --> 00:21:29,316
Maybe a little more.
465
00:21:29,317 --> 00:21:30,878
I’m gonna ruin another suit!
466
00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:33,089
Barnes!
(PANICKED GROANING)
467
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:33,782
BARNES: Sorry.
468
00:21:33,783 --> 00:21:35,124
(FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING)
469
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:36,422
FRANK: Police business!
470
00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:39,062
Uh, there is a line,
man! (SCREAMS)
471
00:21:39,063 --> 00:21:40,493
(CUSTOMERS SCREAMING)
472
00:21:43,397 --> 00:21:44,761
FRANK: Come on!
473
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:47,071
(FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING)
474
00:21:48,105 --> 00:21:51,636
You’re disgusting,
you stupid idiot.
475
00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:55,375
Breastfed until you were 13,
you freak.
476
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:56,442
(FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING)
477
00:21:56,443 --> 00:22:01,151
Can’t get it up without
the stench of milk
on your chin.
478
00:22:01,745 --> 00:22:03,548
(VOICE TREMBLING)
Don’t you dare.
479
00:22:03,549 --> 00:22:05,947
Don’t do it. Don’t eat it!
480
00:22:06,387 --> 00:22:08,553
SUSPECT: Oh, God!
Frank.
481
00:22:08,554 --> 00:22:10,192
I had five more that day.
482
00:22:10,193 --> 00:22:12,656
Feel better, Frank?
You better believe it.
483
00:22:12,657 --> 00:22:14,857
Mm!
(FOOTAGE FAST-FORWARDING)
484
00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:19,268
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
485
00:22:19,961 --> 00:22:20,466
Yes!
486
00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:23,865
That’s you inside the bank,
plain as day.
487
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:24,536
Okay, fine.
488
00:22:24,537 --> 00:22:27,176
Whoever we was working for,
they was crazy.
489
00:22:27,177 --> 00:22:30,905
I mean, they just wanted
us to get some
safe deposit box.
490
00:22:30,906 --> 00:22:32,644
Safe deposit box.
491
00:22:33,414 --> 00:22:34,844
(FRANK GRUNTS)
492
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:42,686
There. Box 595.
493
00:22:42,687 --> 00:22:45,393
Ed, check the list.
ED: Yep.
494
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:49,627
You’re not gonna believe
this one, Frank.
495
00:22:49,628 --> 00:22:51,629
Simon Davenport.
496
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:53,599
FRANK: So you’re saying,
497
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,832
these two cases...
498
00:22:56,536 --> 00:22:58,076
are one case.
499
00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:02,640
Gentlemen, when you joined me
to launch EdenTech,
500
00:23:02,641 --> 00:23:04,577
it was with one goal.
501
00:23:04,874 --> 00:23:05,643
To save the world.
502
00:23:05,644 --> 00:23:08,976
Together, we’ve created
technologies to rival
the Gods.
503
00:23:08,977 --> 00:23:10,813
Has the world
gotten any better?
504
00:23:10,814 --> 00:23:13,783
No. It’s only gotten worse.
505
00:23:13,784 --> 00:23:16,753
Now, when the Founding Fathers
created this country,
506
00:23:16,754 --> 00:23:21,692
they sat in a room like this,
filled with men like us,
507
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,068
and birthed an empire.
508
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,796
The USA.
509
00:23:26,434 --> 00:23:27,830
Yes, that’s right.
510
00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:29,106
But as years went by,
511
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:32,373
other people wanted
to get into that room.
512
00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:33,077
Fish people.
513
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,573
What?
MAN: Fish people.
514
00:23:34,574 --> 00:23:35,970
Gills on their necks.
515
00:23:35,971 --> 00:23:39,314
I don’t--
Like mermen and merwomen.
516
00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:40,744
Mermaids.
Right.
517
00:23:40,745 --> 00:23:42,944
CANE: No, stop.
Not fish people.
518
00:23:42,945 --> 00:23:44,088
Ungrateful people.
519
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:48,422
People that did not earn
their seat at the table.
520
00:23:48,423 --> 00:23:52,162
People not built
like the men in this room.
521
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:52,789
Crab hands.
522
00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:55,495
They had crab hands
instead of fingers.
523
00:23:55,496 --> 00:23:58,729
Stop! I know what I mean.
So just let me do the talking.
524
00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:01,666
This is a crab-hand person.
I’ve met him.
525
00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,240
Put the phone away!
526
00:24:04,703 --> 00:24:05,439
(CANE CLEARS THROAT)
527
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,068
Now, it is time
for us to admit
528
00:24:08,069 --> 00:24:10,675
that the path we are on
is not working.
529
00:24:10,676 --> 00:24:11,907
The system’s broken.
530
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,582
And what does one do when
a system is malfunctioning?
531
00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:17,188
You unplug it.
532
00:24:17,782 --> 00:24:18,915
And then,
533
00:24:19,652 --> 00:24:20,586
you plug it in again.
534
00:24:20,587 --> 00:24:24,722
I call it the Primordial
Law of Toughness Device.
535
00:24:24,723 --> 00:24:26,922
Now let me show you
what it’s capable of.
536
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:31,300
Last year, we set up cameras
at the local community center.
537
00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:34,061
Decided to run
a little experiment.
538
00:24:34,062 --> 00:24:34,930
The question.
539
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,173
What would happen
to modern humans
540
00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:40,772
if you reverted their psyche
to an original
state of nature?
541
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,873
(BEEPING, PULSE EMANATES)
(CACOPHONOUS YELLING)
542
00:24:43,874 --> 00:24:47,448
When activated, the device
sends an audio frequency
543
00:24:47,449 --> 00:24:50,946
that reduces the brain
to its animalistic core.
544
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,487
(YELLING)
In this case,
the frequency was limited.
545
00:24:53,488 --> 00:24:58,195
But next time, it will spread
through every smart device
546
00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:00,758
until the entire world
is infected.
547
00:25:00,759 --> 00:25:01,858
As for us, upon detonation,
548
00:25:01,859 --> 00:25:06,170
we will decamp to one of my
super bunkers around the world
549
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,963
where there will be
food and water,
550
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:11,406
and the best
live entertainment
the world has to offer.
551
00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:12,737
What’s up, evil billionaires?
552
00:25:12,738 --> 00:25:15,938
I am so excited to
be doing live shows
553
00:25:15,939 --> 00:25:17,038
for as long as it takes,
554
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:19,139
in the Doomsday
Giggle Bunkeroom
555
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:22,549
located in Block 4
of the Arizona District.
556
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:24,078
See you there!
557
00:25:24,079 --> 00:25:25,420
Amish Paradise.
558
00:25:25,421 --> 00:25:26,047
Hmm.
559
00:25:26,048 --> 00:25:27,554
And when the embers
have died down,
560
00:25:27,555 --> 00:25:31,151
any survivors left
will have earned
their place alongside us,
561
00:25:31,152 --> 00:25:33,120
and we will return to a world
562
00:25:33,121 --> 00:25:36,266
that is but a blank slate
upon which we can rebuild
563
00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:39,797
as the founding fathers
of a new Eden.
564
00:25:39,798 --> 00:25:41,700
Gentlemen, lady,
565
00:25:41,701 --> 00:25:44,165
this New Year’s Eve,
I give you...
566
00:25:44,935 --> 00:25:46,243
Project Inferno!
567
00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,213
(CRACKLING EXPLOSION)
568
00:25:54,043 --> 00:25:56,144
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
569
00:25:58,652 --> 00:26:01,885
FRANK: It turned out that
Cane’s nightclub
was only half a mile
570
00:26:01,886 --> 00:26:04,327
from where
Simon Davenport crashed.
571
00:26:04,328 --> 00:26:05,460
And that got me thinking.
572
00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,462
Maybe he had been there
the night he died.
573
00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:10,267
So I hopped into
my new electric cruiser...
(SNORING)
574
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:12,060
...and told it
to head to Malibu.
575
00:26:12,061 --> 00:26:13,468
CONSOLE: Warning.
Please take the wheel.
576
00:26:13,469 --> 00:26:16,031
Warning.
Please take the wheel.
(WORKER YELLING)
577
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,439
CONSOLE: Warning.
Please take the wheel.
578
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,706
Collision detected.
Please take the wheel.
(GRUNTS)
579
00:26:20,707 --> 00:26:22,642
Get out of the road! Move!
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
580
00:26:22,643 --> 00:26:25,249
What’s wrong with you people?
CONSOLE: Collision detected.
581
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:29,177
What is this city coming to?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
582
00:26:30,816 --> 00:26:33,456
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
583
00:26:35,854 --> 00:26:37,922
(PATRONS SOFTLY CHATTER)
584
00:26:48,064 --> 00:26:49,735
What can I get you?
585
00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,133
I was wondering
if you could help me.
586
00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:56,413
I’m looking for a friend
who may have been here before.
587
00:26:56,611 --> 00:26:58,040
Nah, I haven’t seen him.
588
00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:00,944
You hardly looked at it.
I saw enough.
589
00:27:00,945 --> 00:27:03,353
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
590
00:27:03,354 --> 00:27:05,422
You don’t remember me,
do you?
591
00:27:05,950 --> 00:27:06,620
Should I?
592
00:27:06,621 --> 00:27:09,887
My brother, you shot him
"in the name of justice."
593
00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:11,889
That can literally be
thousands of people.
594
00:27:11,890 --> 00:27:13,627
Shot him in the back
as he ran away.
595
00:27:13,628 --> 00:27:14,793
Hundreds.
Unarmed.
596
00:27:14,794 --> 00:27:15,794
At least 50.
He was white.
597
00:27:15,795 --> 00:27:19,369
(RAPS COUNTER)
So you’re
Tony Roiland’s brother!
598
00:27:19,370 --> 00:27:19,996
That’s right.
599
00:27:19,997 --> 00:27:22,867
How is old Tony?
Are you serious?
600
00:27:22,868 --> 00:27:24,133
Bad.
601
00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:26,266
Right.
602
00:27:26,267 --> 00:27:28,675
So, your friend,
maybe I have seen him.
603
00:27:28,676 --> 00:27:30,007
Maybe I haven’t.
604
00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:31,777
(WHISPERING) I can’t remember.
605
00:27:31,778 --> 00:27:34,142
You can’t remember, huh?
Nah.
606
00:27:34,143 --> 00:27:36,716
Well, maybe
this’ll jog your memory.
607
00:27:36,717 --> 00:27:38,488
(THUDS)
BARKEEP: Oh!
608
00:27:39,214 --> 00:27:40,424
Ah!
609
00:27:41,249 --> 00:27:42,183
Oof!
610
00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:44,218
Gah!
(BARKEEP GRUNTS)
611
00:27:44,219 --> 00:27:46,187
That’s better. Remember now?
612
00:27:46,188 --> 00:27:46,924
Yeah, I remember.
613
00:27:46,925 --> 00:27:49,531
He sat in a corner booth.
He had a drink.
614
00:27:49,532 --> 00:27:50,433
But that’s all I know.
615
00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:52,534
Where do they keep
surveillance footage?
616
00:27:52,535 --> 00:27:54,800
(GROANS) In the back.
617
00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:57,606
But even I’m not
allowed in there.
618
00:27:59,905 --> 00:28:02,039
(BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER)
619
00:28:03,711 --> 00:28:04,777
Thank you.
620
00:28:04,778 --> 00:28:06,516
(GLISSANDO)
621
00:28:06,945 --> 00:28:09,144
FRANK: And there
she was again.
622
00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:11,586
I had to admit,
she was beautiful.
623
00:28:11,587 --> 00:28:14,116
She had a body
that carried her head around,
624
00:28:14,117 --> 00:28:15,986
and a butt that seemed to say,
625
00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,693
"Hello, I’m a talking butt."
626
00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:21,288
Elegant? Yeah, I’d say so.
627
00:28:21,289 --> 00:28:22,058
(THUDS)
Oh!
628
00:28:22,059 --> 00:28:24,632
FRANK: But like a teenager
with three babysitting jobs,
629
00:28:24,633 --> 00:28:27,569
I didn’t need another
babysitting job.
630
00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:28,900
Hello, Lieutenant.
631
00:28:28,901 --> 00:28:30,539
What the hell
are you doing here?
632
00:28:30,540 --> 00:28:32,002
I’m doing
the same thing you are.
633
00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:34,510
I told you I wasn’t gonna
sit around and wait.
634
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:36,743
Listen, this isn’t
one of your stories.
635
00:28:36,744 --> 00:28:41,176
Average civilian women
don’t suddenly solve crimes.
636
00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:42,981
Oh, you read my book.
637
00:28:43,245 --> 00:28:44,652
What’d you think?
638
00:28:44,653 --> 00:28:46,247
I think it’s a fantasy.
639
00:28:46,248 --> 00:28:48,689
A woman puts on
a wig and sunglasses
640
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:50,592
and suddenly
she’s an assassin?
641
00:28:50,593 --> 00:28:52,463
But did you enjoy it?
642
00:28:52,826 --> 00:28:54,795
It had some good parts.
643
00:28:55,598 --> 00:28:56,598
CANE: Ah!
644
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:57,698
Lieutenant Drebin.
645
00:28:57,699 --> 00:29:00,261
Does he know
you’re Simon’s sister?
646
00:29:00,262 --> 00:29:02,868
No.
Good. Let’s keep it that way.
647
00:29:02,869 --> 00:29:04,540
What a wonderful surprise.
648
00:29:04,541 --> 00:29:06,036
Fine, thank you.
649
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,038
Beautiful place
you’ve got here.
650
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,205
Can’t smell
the dead animals at all.
651
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:11,482
Thank you.
652
00:29:11,878 --> 00:29:13,274
Uh, can I get you a drink?
653
00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:15,045
Just water. And sparkling.
654
00:29:15,046 --> 00:29:17,455
(SNAPS FINGERS)
(CRACKLING)
655
00:29:19,116 --> 00:29:22,349
And who is
this stunning creature?
656
00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:23,625
I don’t believe we’ve met.
657
00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:27,289
Well, I’m--
Uh, th...
this is Miss...
658
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:28,796
Cherry...
659
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:31,095
Roosevelt...
660
00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,800
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.
661
00:29:33,801 --> 00:29:36,573
What an interesting name.
Yes. (NERVOUS GIGGLE)
662
00:29:36,969 --> 00:29:37,540
Thank you.
663
00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:39,069
So, Lieutenant,
what brings you here?
664
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:43,546
I was hoping you could
let me take a look at
your security footage.
665
00:29:43,547 --> 00:29:45,339
Oh. May I ask why?
666
00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:47,045
Go right ahead.
667
00:29:51,214 --> 00:29:51,785
Uh...
668
00:29:51,786 --> 00:29:53,853
Unfortunately, I can’t
show you security footage.
669
00:29:53,854 --> 00:29:56,218
Our members trust
that we will provide them
670
00:29:56,219 --> 00:29:58,858
with the highest
level of privacy.
671
00:29:58,859 --> 00:30:00,497
I hope you understand.
672
00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:01,928
I’m starting to.
673
00:30:02,192 --> 00:30:03,962
Well, thank you so much
for the drink.
674
00:30:03,963 --> 00:30:06,866
It’s getting late.
We really must be going.
675
00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:07,394
So soon?
676
00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:09,902
I hope you’re not leaving,
too, Miss Spaghetti.
677
00:30:09,903 --> 00:30:12,333
Oh, well, I--
Yes, she’s leaving, too.
678
00:30:12,334 --> 00:30:14,841
Early morning
at Disneyland tomorrow.
679
00:30:14,842 --> 00:30:16,238
She’s one of
those Disney adults.
680
00:30:16,239 --> 00:30:19,483
Obsessed, really.
Her bed is covered in dolls.
681
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:23,685
(FORCED CHUCKLE)
Oh, Miss Spaghetti,
please stay for a drink.
682
00:30:23,686 --> 00:30:26,281
Uh, you don’t mind,
do you, Drebin?
683
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,183
Be my guest.
684
00:30:27,184 --> 00:30:29,318
Wonderful. I’ll get a table.
685
00:30:29,659 --> 00:30:31,121
(CANE CHUCKLES)
686
00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:33,761
You get the footage,
I’ll keep him occupied.
687
00:30:33,762 --> 00:30:36,028
I’m... Absolutely not!
688
00:30:43,332 --> 00:30:44,905
Oh, thank you.
689
00:30:45,873 --> 00:30:48,171
Wow. This place is amazing.
690
00:30:48,172 --> 00:30:49,942
CANE: Ah. Thank you.
691
00:30:49,943 --> 00:30:52,615
Miss Spaghetti,
may I speak freely?
692
00:30:52,616 --> 00:30:54,012
I’d prefer English.
693
00:30:54,013 --> 00:30:55,882
You’re much
too sophisticated...
(GUARD GRUNTS)
694
00:30:55,883 --> 00:30:57,785
...for the likes
of Frank Drebin.
695
00:30:57,786 --> 00:30:59,523
Oh. I’m not with Drebin.
696
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,053
Oh. Well,
that’s wonderful news!
(GUARD GRUNTING)
697
00:31:02,054 --> 00:31:04,155
(CANE CHUCKLES)
GUARD: Oof!
698
00:31:04,727 --> 00:31:06,355
(PAINED GROAN)
699
00:31:11,129 --> 00:31:12,492
Cheers.
700
00:31:12,493 --> 00:31:14,131
From Bill Cosby’s
private estate.
701
00:31:14,132 --> 00:31:16,298
BETH: Mm.
(SPITS DRINK)
702
00:31:16,299 --> 00:31:18,642
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
703
00:31:29,312 --> 00:31:31,919
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)
704
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,757
(TENSE MUSIC RESUMES)
705
00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:39,564
(DUCK QUACKS, WINGS FLAPPING)
(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)
706
00:31:41,489 --> 00:31:43,601
(TENSE MUSIC RESUMES)
707
00:31:46,065 --> 00:31:47,263
Gah! Oof!
(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)
708
00:31:47,264 --> 00:31:50,607
(FRANK GRUNTING)
(THUDS)
709
00:31:50,608 --> 00:31:52,004
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
710
00:31:52,005 --> 00:31:54,172
(PAINED GROANS)
711
00:31:54,645 --> 00:31:56,041
(FRANK GRUNTS)
712
00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:58,076
That hurt!
(CELLPHONE RINGS)
713
00:31:58,077 --> 00:32:01,013
FRANK: (WHISPERING) Shoot!
(CELLPHONE BEEPS)
714
00:32:01,014 --> 00:32:03,851
Mom, Mom,
now is not a good time.
715
00:32:03,852 --> 00:32:06,084
Mom, please,
I’ll call you back.
716
00:32:06,085 --> 00:32:09,120
I got to go. I got to go.
I got to go now.
717
00:32:09,121 --> 00:32:11,221
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
718
00:32:11,222 --> 00:32:12,629
BETH: So, tell me,
719
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,290
what have you been
working on lately?
720
00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:17,865
Oh, let’s not talk about work.
Let’s talk about play.
721
00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:19,361
(CANE CHUCKLES)
722
00:32:19,362 --> 00:32:20,098
(INAUDIBLE)
723
00:32:20,099 --> 00:32:22,496
Uh, do you like jazz,
Miss Spaghetti?
724
00:32:22,497 --> 00:32:24,069
Like it?
Hm.
725
00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:26,137
I love it.
I love it.
726
00:32:26,138 --> 00:32:29,008
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
727
00:32:29,009 --> 00:32:30,780
Sir. Um...
728
00:32:31,308 --> 00:32:32,649
(WHISPERING)
We’ve got a problem.
729
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:33,408
CANE: Not now.
730
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:35,279
GUSTAFSON: No, it’s quite...
Not now.
731
00:32:35,785 --> 00:32:38,656
Yes, sir.
(MIC FEEDBACK WHINES)
732
00:32:38,953 --> 00:32:41,725
This one’s for my
electric new friend,
733
00:32:42,187 --> 00:32:43,583
Richard Cane.
734
00:32:43,584 --> 00:32:45,189
(CHUCKLING) Wow!
735
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:47,158
Sassafras Chicken in D.
736
00:32:47,159 --> 00:32:49,634
Make it extra lumpy, boys.
737
00:32:52,769 --> 00:32:55,233
(SCATTING)
738
00:33:02,977 --> 00:33:07,112
FRANK: I’ve always said
fighting is a lot like
jazz music.
739
00:33:07,113 --> 00:33:07,948
A scat-like improv
740
00:33:07,949 --> 00:33:12,150
where one lets imagination
take control of their body.
741
00:33:12,151 --> 00:33:13,613
(CRIES OUT)
742
00:33:13,614 --> 00:33:14,658
(PANTING)
743
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,452
(BOTH GRUNTING)
744
00:33:17,057 --> 00:33:18,090
Huh?
745
00:33:18,091 --> 00:33:19,829
(PAINED GROAN)
746
00:33:20,621 --> 00:33:23,063
(SCATTING RAPIDLY)
747
00:33:26,429 --> 00:33:29,068
(SLOWING, SOBS)
Oh...
748
00:33:29,069 --> 00:33:30,300
(SHARP INHALE) I’m fine.
749
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,908
(CHUCKLES)
(YIPS AND HOWLS)
750
00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:35,504
(BOTH GRUNTING)
751
00:33:38,243 --> 00:33:42,642
(GRUNTING)
(DING)
752
00:33:42,643 --> 00:33:44,986
(HONKS)
(BETH SCATTING)
753
00:33:48,451 --> 00:33:50,485
(SCATTING CONTINUES)
754
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,926
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
755
00:33:51,927 --> 00:33:53,730
(BETH SCATTING OVER MONITOR)
756
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:56,228
(GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING)
757
00:34:05,072 --> 00:34:08,844
There’s two things I love.
My stay-at-home girlfriend
758
00:34:08,845 --> 00:34:09,977
and Gorilla Nut...
Come on.
759
00:34:09,978 --> 00:34:12,210
...enhanced drink
supplement for men.
760
00:34:12,211 --> 00:34:13,915
Don’t follow fad diets
and fake workouts.
761
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,114
(SIGHS)
You want to get ripped?
762
00:34:15,115 --> 00:34:18,580
All you need is Muscle Slime.
Rub it on and--
763
00:34:24,388 --> 00:34:26,621
Well, look at that.
764
00:34:30,559 --> 00:34:34,530
And who are you, my secret
eavesdropping friend?
765
00:34:37,269 --> 00:34:40,007
Douglas O’Reilly,
investigative journalist,
766
00:34:40,008 --> 00:34:42,208
L.A. Chronicle.
(MONITOR BEEPS)
767
00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:45,376
(MEN SHOUTING ON MONITOR)
Shoot.
768
00:34:48,676 --> 00:34:49,753
(BEEPING)
769
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,119
(HOWLING AND YIPPING SHRILLY)
770
00:34:52,823 --> 00:34:53,988
(ALARM SOUNDS)
771
00:34:53,989 --> 00:34:55,793
(INDISTINCT CROWD CHATTER)
772
00:34:58,488 --> 00:34:59,620
(CANE CLEARS THROAT)
773
00:34:59,621 --> 00:35:03,195
It seems Mr. Drebin
might be more of a problem
than we thought.
774
00:35:03,196 --> 00:35:04,526
I want you to keep
an eye on him.
775
00:35:04,527 --> 00:35:08,068
And make sure he doesn’t cause
any more distractions.
776
00:35:08,069 --> 00:35:09,268
Yes, sir.
777
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,404
(NOTIFICATION BUZZES)
778
00:35:20,015 --> 00:35:22,347
Davis. This better be good.
779
00:35:23,216 --> 00:35:24,821
He did what?
780
00:35:24,822 --> 00:35:26,581
Get me Drebin this instant!
781
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:29,551
Ma’am, I’m so sorry,
but you have to listen to me.
782
00:35:29,552 --> 00:35:31,685
There’s something deeper
going on here.
783
00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:32,356
(SHUSHES)
784
00:35:32,357 --> 00:35:33,962
(WHISPERING) You wake up
my husband, I swear to God...
785
00:35:33,963 --> 00:35:37,361
(WHISPERING) I’m sorry.
What the hell
were you thinking, Drebin?
786
00:35:37,362 --> 00:35:39,066
Richard Cane is
a very powerful man.
787
00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,761
And he makes a lot of hefty
donations to this city,
788
00:35:41,762 --> 00:35:44,071
including the new car
you’re driving.
789
00:35:44,072 --> 00:35:44,907
Richard Cane is dirty.
790
00:35:44,908 --> 00:35:47,602
He’s involved with
the Simon Davenport murder.
791
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:49,703
And by the way,
the bank job, too!
792
00:35:49,704 --> 00:35:51,947
You’re still working
the bank job?
793
00:35:51,948 --> 00:35:53,773
That’s it.
You’re suspended!
794
00:35:53,774 --> 00:35:55,885
(LOUDLY) Suspended?
(SHUSHES)
795
00:35:55,886 --> 00:35:57,447
What did I say
about waking Ronald?
796
00:35:57,448 --> 00:35:59,856
He has a Fitzgerald
presentation tomorrow.
(SNORING)
797
00:35:59,857 --> 00:36:05,125
And if Morimoto doesn’t
accept his
vertical-integration pitch,
798
00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:09,426
Bill Cantor will leapfrog him
for the third year in a row.
799
00:36:09,427 --> 00:36:11,758
But Ronald trained Bill.
Exactly!
800
00:36:11,759 --> 00:36:13,067
I’ve got no choice.
801
00:36:13,068 --> 00:36:15,432
I’m putting you on ice.
Two weeks.
802
00:36:15,433 --> 00:36:16,532
Effective immediately.
803
00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:18,304
Now get out.
(SIGHS)
804
00:36:18,799 --> 00:36:21,570
(WHISPERING) We’re all
rooting for you, Ronald.
805
00:36:21,571 --> 00:36:23,507
Give ’em hell tomorrow.
806
00:36:25,014 --> 00:36:27,379
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
807
00:36:37,455 --> 00:36:39,127
BETH: Rough night?
(GASPS)
808
00:36:40,128 --> 00:36:41,359
Oh. It’s you.
809
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,230
Now tell me.
What’d you see
on the security footage?
810
00:36:44,231 --> 00:36:46,232
Listen. I feel for you.
I really do.
811
00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:49,169
But I had to beat up
a lot of henchmen tonight.
812
00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:50,038
Men with daughters!
813
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:53,008
Oh, come on. You wouldn’t
even have seen it
if I didn’t help you.
814
00:36:53,009 --> 00:36:54,009
Help me? That’s rich.
815
00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:58,475
Now, if you’ll excuse me,
I’m tired, I’m hungry.
816
00:36:58,476 --> 00:37:00,379
Goodnight, Miss Davenport.
817
00:37:03,646 --> 00:37:06,351
What if we had
a little dinner, together?
818
00:37:06,352 --> 00:37:08,420
I sure could go for a...
819
00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:09,420
bite.
820
00:37:09,421 --> 00:37:12,819
Slow down, chef.
This turkey burns at 450.
821
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,822
How hot was I cooking?
About a thousand.
822
00:37:15,823 --> 00:37:17,967
Turkey needs slow and low.
823
00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:20,068
Unless you like
your center pink.
824
00:37:20,069 --> 00:37:22,070
Oh, I love my centers pink.
825
00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:25,634
You’re not worried
the rare meat
will ruin a good stuffing?
826
00:37:25,635 --> 00:37:28,538
As long as you don’t mind
if I get salmonella.
827
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,980
Mind it? I prefer it.
828
00:37:30,981 --> 00:37:33,280
I like a sick little boy.
829
00:37:34,248 --> 00:37:37,251
You’re not gonna stop
hounding me, are you?
830
00:37:37,515 --> 00:37:39,154
Not for a second.
831
00:37:40,452 --> 00:37:42,619
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
832
00:37:44,555 --> 00:37:46,557
(DISTANT DOG BARKS)
833
00:38:01,011 --> 00:38:02,276
Thank you.
834
00:38:04,982 --> 00:38:07,809
(VELCRO RIPS)
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)
835
00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,483
Uh... excuse the mess.
836
00:38:11,681 --> 00:38:12,450
I, uh...
837
00:38:12,451 --> 00:38:15,024
haven’t had
the heart to clean...
(CLATTERING)
838
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,961
...since my wife died.
839
00:38:20,327 --> 00:38:23,263
My condolences.
How did she pass?
840
00:38:23,264 --> 00:38:25,298
Great. Fifty yards easy.
841
00:38:25,299 --> 00:38:27,103
Arm like a cannon.
842
00:38:27,565 --> 00:38:29,269
And then she died.
843
00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:31,766
So we’ll never know
if she could’ve gone pro.
844
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,637
She was the sweetest woman
I’ve ever known.
845
00:38:34,638 --> 00:38:35,836
She sounds like a saint.
846
00:38:35,837 --> 00:38:38,542
Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er.
847
00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:41,512
We would’ve been happy
with any team, really.
848
00:38:41,513 --> 00:38:43,614
Anyone but the Browns.
849
00:38:48,685 --> 00:38:49,817
That’s quite a view you have.
850
00:38:49,818 --> 00:38:54,063
You know, I’ve been drawn
to the hills ever since
I moved here for college.
851
00:38:54,064 --> 00:38:55,262
UCLA?
852
00:38:55,263 --> 00:38:57,693
I see it every day.
I live here.
853
00:38:57,694 --> 00:39:01,103
FRANK: I’m afraid I don’t
have much to offer.
854
00:39:01,104 --> 00:39:02,567
Hmm.
855
00:39:03,667 --> 00:39:05,866
However...
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
856
00:39:05,867 --> 00:39:07,703
All that turkey talk outside
857
00:39:07,704 --> 00:39:10,046
got me in the
Thanksgiving mood.
858
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:13,709
I think I have a full turkey
around here somewhere.
859
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:15,414
But my oven is filthy.
860
00:39:15,415 --> 00:39:18,879
I don’t mind.
I like a dirty bird.
861
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,948
Mm-hmm.
862
00:39:22,389 --> 00:39:24,490
(SIRENS IN DISTANCE)
863
00:39:28,362 --> 00:39:29,528
(SIGHS)
864
00:39:31,398 --> 00:39:33,169
(BUZZING)
865
00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:39,570
(GROANS)
866
00:39:39,571 --> 00:39:41,210
(SCRUBBING)
867
00:39:42,079 --> 00:39:44,806
You weren’t lying.
This oven is disgusting!
868
00:39:44,807 --> 00:39:48,480
It sure was fun to talk
about a dirty bird, but...
869
00:39:48,481 --> 00:39:50,284
it would be unsanitary.
870
00:39:50,285 --> 00:39:52,221
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
871
00:39:55,389 --> 00:39:57,126
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
872
00:39:57,127 --> 00:39:59,524
BOTH: Oops.
(LAUGHING)
873
00:39:59,525 --> 00:40:02,131
Well, hot brine
is the most important part.
874
00:40:02,132 --> 00:40:03,858
It sure is.
(GIGGLES)
875
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,662
Uh-oh. This is my Buster.
Oh!
876
00:40:05,663 --> 00:40:08,962
(BETH CHUCKLES)
He must’ve smelled
what’s going on.
877
00:40:08,963 --> 00:40:10,206
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
878
00:40:12,307 --> 00:40:13,902
(GUSTAFSON EXHALES)
879
00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,673
(GASPS)
880
00:40:16,674 --> 00:40:17,674
(CHUCKLES)
881
00:40:17,675 --> 00:40:20,744
Silly dog, that’s not for you.
882
00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:22,515
GUSTAFSON: Ew.
883
00:40:25,012 --> 00:40:26,189
Okay.
884
00:40:26,981 --> 00:40:28,521
(WINCES)
885
00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:29,521
Ah.
886
00:40:29,522 --> 00:40:32,359
(LAUGHS) He’s so strong.
(BUSTER GROWLS)
887
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,098
Put that down.
888
00:40:34,923 --> 00:40:38,024
How about some
nice scratches instead?
889
00:40:38,025 --> 00:40:39,927
(LAUGHS)
Oh.
890
00:40:39,928 --> 00:40:40,962
Yes.
891
00:40:43,635 --> 00:40:45,175
GUSTAFSON: Wow.
892
00:40:45,769 --> 00:40:48,034
I don’t like this.
893
00:40:48,035 --> 00:40:49,607
(BOTH LAUGH)
894
00:40:49,608 --> 00:40:51,070
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
895
00:40:51,071 --> 00:40:54,117
Oh, your hair. May I?
896
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,746
Oh. Yes.
897
00:40:59,783 --> 00:41:01,950
(CRUNCHING)
898
00:41:03,688 --> 00:41:05,195
That’s better.
899
00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:07,020
BETH: Is this crazy?
900
00:41:07,021 --> 00:41:08,395
It’s been a long time.
901
00:41:08,396 --> 00:41:11,993
I’m afraid I may have
forgotten how to kiss.
902
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,237
Mmm.
Mmm.
903
00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:16,767
(KISSES)
Mmm.
904
00:41:17,438 --> 00:41:20,474
(BOTH GROANING SOFTLY)
905
00:41:24,181 --> 00:41:27,184
(NOTHING’S GONNA STOP US NOW
BY STARSHIP PLAYING)
906
00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:32,618
BETH: Oh, wow.
907
00:41:33,113 --> 00:41:35,323
How beautiful.
(CHUCKLES)
908
00:41:35,324 --> 00:41:38,194
MALE SINGER:
♪ Lookin’ in your eyes
909
00:41:38,195 --> 00:41:39,591
♪ I see a paradise
910
00:41:39,592 --> 00:41:44,431
♪ This world that I found
Is too good to be true
911
00:41:44,432 --> 00:41:45,498
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
912
00:41:45,499 --> 00:41:47,797
♪ Standin’ here beside you
913
00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,568
♪ Want so much to give you
914
00:41:49,569 --> 00:41:53,275
♪ This love in my heart
That I’m feeling for you
915
00:41:53,276 --> 00:41:54,541
(WHOOSHING)
916
00:41:55,938 --> 00:41:58,808
FEMALE SINGER:
♪ Let ’em say we’re crazy
917
00:41:58,809 --> 00:42:00,348
♪ I don’t care about that
918
00:42:00,349 --> 00:42:05,485
♪ Put your hand in my hand
Baby, don’t ever look back
919
00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:10,655
♪ Let the world around us
Just fall apart
920
00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:15,462
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we’re heart to heart
921
00:42:15,463 --> 00:42:16,364
(WHOOSHING)
922
00:42:16,365 --> 00:42:20,566
♪ And we can build
This dream together
923
00:42:20,567 --> 00:42:23,096
♪ Standing strong forever
924
00:42:23,097 --> 00:42:26,737
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us now
925
00:42:26,738 --> 00:42:30,510
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers
926
00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:33,282
♪ We’ll still have each other
927
00:42:33,283 --> 00:42:35,680
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us
928
00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:38,419
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us now
929
00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:40,289
(INHALER PUFFS)
930
00:42:40,290 --> 00:42:42,391
♪ Whoa, whoa
931
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,591
MALE SINGER:
♪ I’m so glad I found you
932
00:42:45,592 --> 00:42:47,824
♪ I’m not gonna lose you
933
00:42:47,825 --> 00:42:53,236
♪ Whatever it takes
I will stay here with you
934
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,337
♪ Take it to the good times
935
00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:57,636
♪ See it through the bad times
936
00:42:57,637 --> 00:43:03,312
♪ Whatever it takes
Is what I’m gonna do
937
00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:07,943
FEMALE SINGER:
♪ Let them say we’re crazy
What do they know?
938
00:43:07,944 --> 00:43:13,553
♪ Put your arms around me
Baby, don’t ever let go
939
00:43:13,554 --> 00:43:17,920
♪ Let the world around us
Just fall apart
940
00:43:17,921 --> 00:43:23,761
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we’re heart to heart
941
00:43:23,762 --> 00:43:26,600
(SONG SLOWS DOWN, DISTORTING)
942
00:43:30,967 --> 00:43:32,572
(THUNDER CLAPS)
(PUFFING)
943
00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:34,575
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
944
00:43:36,137 --> 00:43:38,073
(BETH SCREAMING)
945
00:43:39,514 --> 00:43:40,316
(GASPING)
946
00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:41,912
(FRANK PANTING)
947
00:43:43,683 --> 00:43:45,619
(GASPING, WHEEZING)
948
00:43:47,588 --> 00:43:49,326
(CLICKS)
(INHALES)
949
00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,592
(CLICKING)
950
00:43:58,698 --> 00:44:00,733
(METAL CLINKS, ECHOES)
951
00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:08,003
♪ And we can build
This dream together
952
00:44:08,004 --> 00:44:10,907
♪ Standing strong forever
953
00:44:10,908 --> 00:44:13,481
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us now
954
00:44:13,482 --> 00:44:15,351
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us
955
00:44:15,352 --> 00:44:17,980
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers
956
00:44:17,981 --> 00:44:20,488
♪ We’ll still have each other
957
00:44:20,489 --> 00:44:25,857
♪ Nothing’s gonna stop us
Now ♪
958
00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:29,222
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
959
00:44:29,223 --> 00:44:32,258
FRANK: After a relaxing
weekend away with Beth...
960
00:44:32,259 --> 00:44:33,402
CYCLIST: (SCREAMS) Not again!
961
00:44:33,403 --> 00:44:35,536
...it was time to
get back to the case.
962
00:44:35,537 --> 00:44:37,802
So I called the
L.A. Chronicle news desk
963
00:44:37,803 --> 00:44:39,573
to follow up
on Douglas O’Reilly,
964
00:44:39,574 --> 00:44:42,609
but was informed that
he hadn’t made it into work.
965
00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:44,909
So I headed to his apartment.
966
00:44:46,383 --> 00:44:48,076
Douglas O’Reilly?
967
00:44:48,077 --> 00:44:51,685
Lieutenant Frank Drebin here,
Police Squad.
968
00:44:55,018 --> 00:44:56,591
(DOOR CREAKS)
969
00:44:59,121 --> 00:45:00,628
Hello?
970
00:45:03,290 --> 00:45:04,962
Anyone home?
971
00:45:06,502 --> 00:45:07,865
(SQUELCH)
972
00:45:07,866 --> 00:45:09,438
Oh, no.
973
00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:13,332
Hey, Douglas, I stepped in
some kind of red liquid!
974
00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:15,610
You got any paper towels?
975
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:19,174
I’m dragging it
all over your place.
976
00:45:21,341 --> 00:45:22,484
Huh.
977
00:45:22,485 --> 00:45:24,343
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
978
00:45:24,344 --> 00:45:27,181
I picked up
your knife for you!
979
00:45:27,182 --> 00:45:29,085
Where do you want it?
980
00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:32,693
(READING)
981
00:45:37,258 --> 00:45:38,731
(CLICKS)
982
00:45:38,732 --> 00:45:41,030
Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
983
00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:43,099
I did it.
(CLICKS)
984
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,772
Okay.
(OBJECTS CLATTER)
985
00:45:47,444 --> 00:45:49,710
O’Reilly, that you?
986
00:45:59,082 --> 00:46:00,457
O’Reilly?
987
00:46:02,316 --> 00:46:03,592
(GASPS)
988
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:11,830
And that’s when it hit me.
989
00:46:11,831 --> 00:46:14,701
Like an idiot’s
finished jigsaw puzzle,
990
00:46:14,702 --> 00:46:16,835
I was being framed.
991
00:46:16,836 --> 00:46:18,771
I needed to clean
the crime scene.
992
00:46:18,772 --> 00:46:20,839
No body, no crime.
(GROANS)
993
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,038
(FAN RATTLES)
994
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:23,369
(BLOOD SPURTS)
(GROANS)
995
00:46:23,370 --> 00:46:25,580
Hiding the body was
no longer an option.
996
00:46:25,581 --> 00:46:27,110
COP: Freeze!
997
00:46:27,550 --> 00:46:28,616
It’s not what it looks like!
998
00:46:28,617 --> 00:46:30,211
(GRIPPING MUSIC PLAYING)
999
00:46:30,212 --> 00:46:31,378
(BODY THUDS)
1000
00:46:35,415 --> 00:46:36,592
He’s running!
1001
00:46:39,023 --> 00:46:41,223
(PANTING) Car, drive.
1002
00:46:45,392 --> 00:46:47,602
Thank you, car.
(CAR DINGS)
1003
00:46:47,603 --> 00:46:50,298
(LATCHES CLICK,
ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRS)
What the...
1004
00:46:50,540 --> 00:46:52,542
(ACCELERATING)
1005
00:46:53,037 --> 00:46:54,709
Car, stop it.
1006
00:46:55,006 --> 00:46:55,643
I said stop!
1007
00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:58,514
Hello, Drebin.
Mind if I take the wheel?
1008
00:46:58,515 --> 00:47:00,109
Cane. What’s going on?
1009
00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:02,012
I’ve taken control of the car.
1010
00:47:02,013 --> 00:47:03,376
It’s a little trick I have
1011
00:47:03,377 --> 00:47:05,015
for when I want
to fix mistakes.
1012
00:47:05,016 --> 00:47:06,445
So that’s how Davenport died.
1013
00:47:06,446 --> 00:47:08,689
He didn’t drive himself
off a cliff, you did.
1014
00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:10,152
Now you’re getting
somewhere, Detective.
1015
00:47:10,153 --> 00:47:13,188
But not before he spilled
your secrets to that reporter.
1016
00:47:13,189 --> 00:47:14,497
So you went
and killed him, too.
1017
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,565
I didn’t kill him, Frank.
You did.
1018
00:47:16,566 --> 00:47:18,567
You’re the crazy cop
who stabbed the reporter
1019
00:47:18,568 --> 00:47:20,536
and then drove himself
into the ocean.
1020
00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:22,638
The hell I am.
(HANDLE CLICKING)
1021
00:47:23,034 --> 00:47:24,265
There’s no escape, Drebin.
1022
00:47:24,266 --> 00:47:26,102
I’m just a little sad
that you won’t be there
1023
00:47:26,103 --> 00:47:29,204
to see what I have in store
when the New Year’s Eve
balls drop.
1024
00:47:29,205 --> 00:47:31,140
Oh, well. Have a nice trip.
1025
00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:33,274
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
(PHONE CLICKS ON TABLE)
1026
00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:35,519
(SIZZLING)
Ohh. (SIGHS)
1027
00:47:36,685 --> 00:47:37,949
Hi, Susan.
1028
00:47:37,950 --> 00:47:39,819
(ELECTRIC ENGINE WHIRS)
1029
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:41,184
(BEEPING)
1030
00:47:41,789 --> 00:47:43,120
(CHIMES)
1031
00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:53,570
(GRUNTS)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1032
00:48:03,877 --> 00:48:06,373
Move! Move, move!
1033
00:48:06,374 --> 00:48:07,716
(YELPS)
1034
00:48:09,245 --> 00:48:10,587
(GRUNTING)
1035
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,149
(BUZZING)
FRANK: Bees?
1036
00:48:13,150 --> 00:48:15,053
No. No. No!
1037
00:48:16,351 --> 00:48:17,858
(BUZZING)
1038
00:48:18,254 --> 00:48:19,761
(ACCELERATING)
1039
00:48:22,962 --> 00:48:25,459
Move! Out of the way! Move!
1040
00:48:33,302 --> 00:48:34,875
(BEEPING)
1041
00:48:38,813 --> 00:48:40,242
(CLIPPY READING)
1042
00:48:40,243 --> 00:48:41,980
What? Open the doors!
1043
00:48:41,981 --> 00:48:44,049
CLIPPY: You got it!
(DINGS)
1044
00:48:46,656 --> 00:48:47,855
(GRUNTS)
1045
00:48:50,924 --> 00:48:52,859
Frank! Are you okay?
Where are you?
1046
00:48:52,860 --> 00:48:55,631
Never mind that.
I know how Simon Davenport
was killed.
1047
00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:58,029
It was Richard Cane.
He drove him off the cliff.
1048
00:48:58,030 --> 00:48:59,800
Well, there’s a warrant out
for your arrest.
1049
00:48:59,801 --> 00:49:02,638
(OVER PHONE)
They’re claiming that
you killed a reporter.
1050
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:03,606
Say it isn’t so.
1051
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:04,497
It ain’t so, Ed.
1052
00:49:04,498 --> 00:49:05,564
There’s another thing, Frank.
1053
00:49:05,565 --> 00:49:07,302
The mayor got wind
of this whole mess
1054
00:49:07,303 --> 00:49:09,337
and they’re pulling
our funding.
What?
1055
00:49:09,338 --> 00:49:11,713
Police Squad is shut down
effective immediately.
1056
00:49:11,714 --> 00:49:14,177
This is all because of me.
I’ll fix this.
1057
00:49:14,178 --> 00:49:16,784
Do me a favor, Frank.
Lay low.
You got it.
1058
00:49:16,785 --> 00:49:17,984
Thank you, Ed.
1059
00:49:18,446 --> 00:49:19,546
(SIGHS)
1060
00:49:20,217 --> 00:49:22,120
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1061
00:49:25,728 --> 00:49:28,423
FRANK: Excuse me, do you have
a phone I could use?
1062
00:49:29,127 --> 00:49:30,458
Thanks.
1063
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,294
FRANK: As soon as I could,
1064
00:49:32,295 --> 00:49:33,999
I called Beth to
break her the news.
1065
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,741
It wasn’t easy, but I hoped
it would bring her some peace.
1066
00:49:40,006 --> 00:49:41,106
Thanks.
1067
00:49:41,403 --> 00:49:43,438
What the hell, man?
1068
00:49:49,818 --> 00:49:51,182
Oh, Frank.
1069
00:49:52,018 --> 00:49:53,448
Thank you.
1070
00:49:53,822 --> 00:49:56,582
God, you’re hurt.
It’s nothing.
1071
00:49:56,583 --> 00:49:58,387
Don’t be silly. Come in.
1072
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,031
This is all I could find.
1073
00:50:06,329 --> 00:50:07,803
Might sting a bit.
1074
00:50:08,265 --> 00:50:09,464
Go for it.
1075
00:50:10,168 --> 00:50:11,630
(WINCES)
1076
00:50:11,631 --> 00:50:13,434
It’s okay. Keep going.
Okay.
1077
00:50:13,435 --> 00:50:17,174
Cane said he had something big
in store tomorrow
for New Year’s Eve.
1078
00:50:17,175 --> 00:50:22,377
I’m willing to bet
it’s whatever Simon
was trying to warn us about.
1079
00:50:22,378 --> 00:50:24,148
What do you mean,
something big?
1080
00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,688
(GRINDING)
I don’t know.
1081
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,647
But people could be in danger.
1082
00:50:27,922 --> 00:50:28,922
I see.
1083
00:50:28,923 --> 00:50:30,286
Frank, I have a confession.
1084
00:50:30,287 --> 00:50:32,024
When my brother called me
before he died,
1085
00:50:32,025 --> 00:50:34,929
he told me some things
that I haven’t told you.
1086
00:50:35,292 --> 00:50:35,929
Go on.
1087
00:50:35,930 --> 00:50:38,866
He told me he was working
on some kind of
therapeutic device.
1088
00:50:38,867 --> 00:50:39,933
Something to calm people down.
1089
00:50:39,934 --> 00:50:42,936
But he was worried now
that someone could use it
to do the opposite.
1090
00:50:42,937 --> 00:50:45,004
Calm people up?
He didn’t say.
1091
00:50:45,005 --> 00:50:47,501
He just told me
that if anything
were to happen to him,
1092
00:50:47,502 --> 00:50:51,637
I needed to do
whatever it took
to stop the device.
1093
00:50:51,638 --> 00:50:52,847
Those were
his last words to me.
1094
00:50:52,848 --> 00:50:56,180
So that’s why
you inserted yourself
into my investigation.
1095
00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:56,950
Well, at first.
1096
00:50:56,951 --> 00:50:59,854
And that’s why you showed up
at the Bengal Club.
1097
00:50:59,855 --> 00:51:00,822
Yes.
1098
00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:03,990
And that’s why
you pretended to love me.
No!
1099
00:51:03,991 --> 00:51:04,892
Frank...
1100
00:51:04,893 --> 00:51:06,124
No, how could you say that?
1101
00:51:06,125 --> 00:51:09,391
I can’t believe
I opened myself up
to love again.
1102
00:51:09,392 --> 00:51:14,397
I wrote
that whole song about it.
I rented studio space!
1103
00:51:16,102 --> 00:51:17,906
Don’t go, please.
1104
00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:20,700
Frank, please.
1105
00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:22,339
Look at me.
1106
00:51:26,409 --> 00:51:27,608
What is that?
1107
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,314
What?
(SCOFFS)
1108
00:51:34,318 --> 00:51:35,351
That.
1109
00:51:35,352 --> 00:51:37,551
That’s my TiVo
that I lent you yesterday
1110
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:39,993
so that you could watch
season one of Buffy.
1111
00:51:39,994 --> 00:51:42,424
So that you could
start getting
my references.
1112
00:51:42,425 --> 00:51:43,293
I know that, Frank.
1113
00:51:43,294 --> 00:51:46,868
And I specifically told you
not to plug it
into the internet.
1114
00:51:46,869 --> 00:51:48,496
Oh.
"Oh?"
1115
00:51:48,497 --> 00:51:50,267
That’s an Ethernet cord
1116
00:51:50,268 --> 00:51:53,732
going from my TiVo
directly into your router,
1117
00:51:53,733 --> 00:51:54,810
where the internet
comes from!
1118
00:51:54,811 --> 00:51:56,570
I was just trying to plug it
into the electricity.
1119
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,275
And now
they might be expired.
1120
00:51:58,276 --> 00:52:00,014
That means gone!
1121
00:52:00,476 --> 00:52:01,641
No musical special.
1122
00:52:01,642 --> 00:52:05,920
No Xander. No Spike.
No Cordelia Chase.
1123
00:52:05,921 --> 00:52:07,680
No Daniel "Oz" Osbourne.
1124
00:52:07,681 --> 00:52:10,793
No
Willow-meets-her-doppelganger
episode. Nothing!
1125
00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:13,027
Sorry, I didn’t know
they were so--
(INTERRUPTS)
1126
00:52:13,896 --> 00:52:16,964
Frank, we’re in the middle
of an important--
(INTERRUPTS)
1127
00:52:16,965 --> 00:52:18,427
Just stand there.
1128
00:52:18,428 --> 00:52:21,101
(TiVo CHIRPING)
1129
00:52:24,533 --> 00:52:25,732
(SCOFFS)
1130
00:52:27,272 --> 00:52:28,504
They’re gone!
1131
00:52:28,911 --> 00:52:30,307
(PHONE RINGS)
1132
00:52:30,308 --> 00:52:32,441
BETH: It’s okay.
It’s just the landline.
1133
00:52:32,442 --> 00:52:33,707
I’ll get it.
1134
00:52:36,380 --> 00:52:37,050
Hello.
1135
00:52:37,051 --> 00:52:39,217
It’s Ed. I’ve got something.
1136
00:52:39,218 --> 00:52:40,350
Okay.
1137
00:52:40,351 --> 00:52:42,023
I’ll be right there.
1138
00:52:50,559 --> 00:52:52,230
FRANK: Ed had dug through
the bank footage
1139
00:52:52,231 --> 00:52:54,727
and identified a man
who’d slipped out the back,
1140
00:52:54,728 --> 00:52:58,533
who also happened to be
Cane’s head of security
and right-hand man.
1141
00:52:58,534 --> 00:53:02,405
If anyone knew Cane’s plan,
it would be him.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1142
00:53:02,406 --> 00:53:04,572
We needed to get him alone
and put the squeeze on.
1143
00:53:04,573 --> 00:53:08,114
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
FRANK: But we had to do it
in our own way,
1144
00:53:08,115 --> 00:53:10,986
off the books.
We’re on our way now.
1145
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,221
You’re not my normal driver.
1146
00:53:16,288 --> 00:53:19,719
(DOOR CLOSES)
This isn’t my normal car.
1147
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,589
(HISSES)
1148
00:53:21,590 --> 00:53:23,823
That’s not my normal gas.
1149
00:53:24,824 --> 00:53:28,036
This isn’t the normal way
I fall asleep. (GROANS)
1150
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:35,340
(MONITOR BEEPING)
1151
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:40,279
(GUSTAFSON SIGHS)
1152
00:53:44,514 --> 00:53:46,713
NURSE: Hello, doctor?
He’s waking up.
1153
00:53:46,714 --> 00:53:49,749
What day is it?
NURSE: January 2nd.
1154
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,960
You’ve been here
for three days.
1155
00:53:51,961 --> 00:53:53,192
Three days?
1156
00:53:53,193 --> 00:53:55,426
(EXHALES) What the...
1157
00:53:56,262 --> 00:53:58,594
Can you turn that up, please?
1158
00:53:59,001 --> 00:54:01,861
That won’t be
necessary, nurse.
1159
00:54:02,169 --> 00:54:04,798
Hello, Mr. Gustafson.
1160
00:54:05,304 --> 00:54:06,007
You!
1161
00:54:06,008 --> 00:54:07,272
Surprised to see me?
1162
00:54:07,273 --> 00:54:09,769
Your little plan,
it didn’t work out.
1163
00:54:09,770 --> 00:54:12,981
We stopped it.
The good guys won.
1164
00:54:12,982 --> 00:54:13,839
Cane’s in jail.
1165
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:16,644
And here’s
the bad news for you.
He’s singing.
1166
00:54:16,645 --> 00:54:20,384
He told us
you killed Simon Davenport
and that reporter.
1167
00:54:20,385 --> 00:54:23,189
There’s talk you might
get the chair for this.
1168
00:54:23,190 --> 00:54:24,454
You’re lying.
Am I?
1169
00:54:24,455 --> 00:54:27,655
Mm-hmm.
Then tell me
what really happened.
1170
00:54:27,656 --> 00:54:29,229
(SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
1171
00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:32,561
Tough guy, huh?
1172
00:54:32,562 --> 00:54:37,566
You know what happens
to big pretty boys
like you in San Quentin?
1173
00:54:37,567 --> 00:54:39,865
Ooh! They’re gonna love you.
1174
00:54:39,866 --> 00:54:41,240
What are you talking about?
1175
00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:43,110
Oh, yeah.
I’ve seen it a hundred times.
1176
00:54:43,111 --> 00:54:47,213
Massive cutie pie like you?
You’ll be very popular.
1177
00:54:47,214 --> 00:54:52,449
First day in,
probably have your mugshot
go viral online.
1178
00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:54,022
The "sexy jailbird."
1179
00:54:54,023 --> 00:54:56,189
Congrats, you’re famous.
1180
00:54:56,190 --> 00:54:56,816
Okay.
1181
00:54:56,817 --> 00:55:00,028
Then one day,
your new fan army
finds a legal loophole,
1182
00:55:00,029 --> 00:55:04,032
and suddenly, you’re free!
You’re back on the streets!
1183
00:55:04,033 --> 00:55:05,363
That’s... That’s not bad.
1184
00:55:05,364 --> 00:55:07,970
Only now,
you’ve got an image to uphold.
1185
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,367
The "sexy jailbird."
1186
00:55:09,368 --> 00:55:12,403
Say goodbye to carbs.
Hello, intermittent fasting.
1187
00:55:12,404 --> 00:55:16,011
You like ramen?
Well, it’s all broth
for you, baby!
1188
00:55:16,012 --> 00:55:19,773
Not to mention,
there’s a new
sexy jailbird now.
1189
00:55:19,774 --> 00:55:22,347
And he’s all about
body positivity.
1190
00:55:22,348 --> 00:55:24,943
He’s eating burgers
on the prison Instagram
1191
00:55:24,944 --> 00:55:26,945
while you’re
starving to death.
No.
1192
00:55:26,946 --> 00:55:30,256
But your brand is skinny.
You can’t change course now!
1193
00:55:30,257 --> 00:55:32,127
So you decide to end it.
1194
00:55:32,424 --> 00:55:33,886
Bang! Bullet in the head!
1195
00:55:33,887 --> 00:55:36,163
I wouldn’t do that.
But you miss.
1196
00:55:36,164 --> 00:55:39,232
You only get
the part of the brain
that regulates farts.
1197
00:55:39,233 --> 00:55:40,794
No.
Now you’re a new meme,
1198
00:55:40,795 --> 00:55:43,335
"farting guy."
Is that what you want?
1199
00:55:43,336 --> 00:55:44,699
To be "farting guy"?
No.
1200
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,569
Come on,
tell me, farting guy!
No. No.
1201
00:55:46,570 --> 00:55:47,339
You love it!
No!
1202
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,736
Tell me! You love it!
Stop it!
1203
00:55:48,737 --> 00:55:52,180
It was all Cane’s plan!
It wasn’t my plan!
1204
00:55:53,181 --> 00:55:54,511
What was?
1205
00:55:54,512 --> 00:55:55,875
He wanted to blast a frequency
1206
00:55:55,876 --> 00:56:00,088
that would infect
people’s brains
and turn them into savages.
1207
00:56:00,089 --> 00:56:04,290
And where
was he gonna do that?
At the WWFC fight.
1208
00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:05,687
Downtown, midnight.
1209
00:56:05,688 --> 00:56:07,657
Where was he gonna
put the device?
1210
00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:09,923
In the New Year’s balls.
1211
00:56:10,891 --> 00:56:12,167
The balls.
1212
00:56:12,464 --> 00:56:14,663
Hey... where you going?
1213
00:56:14,664 --> 00:56:15,664
I want a lawyer, okay?
1214
00:56:15,665 --> 00:56:17,963
I’m sorry that we framed you!
I’m sorry!
1215
00:56:17,964 --> 00:56:20,537
Did you get all that?
BARNES: Every word.
1216
00:56:20,538 --> 00:56:22,573
(POWER SWITCH CLICKS)
1217
00:56:28,645 --> 00:56:32,615
We don’t have much time.
It’s only 90 minutes
till New Year’s.
1218
00:56:32,616 --> 00:56:33,484
What? What is happening?
1219
00:56:33,485 --> 00:56:35,321
How is getting
a confession like this legal?
1220
00:56:35,322 --> 00:56:38,918
Sometimes to get the job done,
you have to break the law.
1221
00:56:38,919 --> 00:56:40,392
I do it all the time.
1222
00:56:40,393 --> 00:56:41,294
Huh.
1223
00:56:41,295 --> 00:56:44,023
Did we get all that?
MAN: We got it.
1224
00:56:47,499 --> 00:56:48,599
Huh?
1225
00:56:51,206 --> 00:56:52,173
BARNES: Internal Affairs.
1226
00:56:52,174 --> 00:56:54,868
You’re under arrest for
the illegal detainment
of Sig Gustafson.
1227
00:56:54,869 --> 00:56:59,037
No!
Ah! So you set me up.
Impressive.
1228
00:56:59,038 --> 00:56:59,840
Uh, just one thing,
1229
00:56:59,841 --> 00:57:02,216
how were you able to build
these sets so quickly?
1230
00:57:02,217 --> 00:57:03,646
I just told
some city contractors
1231
00:57:03,647 --> 00:57:06,550
that I’d pull their licenses
if they didn’t help us.
1232
00:57:06,551 --> 00:57:09,256
Did you get all that?
MAN: Loud and clear.
1233
00:57:09,257 --> 00:57:11,985
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
1234
00:57:12,821 --> 00:57:16,362
Hector Gutierrez,
Department of Occupational
Safety and Health.
1235
00:57:16,363 --> 00:57:18,925
Officer Barnes,
you are under arrest.
1236
00:57:18,926 --> 00:57:21,830
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1237
00:57:23,304 --> 00:57:25,173
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
(GRUNTING)
1238
00:57:25,174 --> 00:57:27,407
(CROWD CHEERING)
1239
00:57:28,969 --> 00:57:31,312
What are you doing?
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1240
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,348
(HORN BLOWING)
ANNOUNCER 1: Five minutes
down.
1241
00:57:35,349 --> 00:57:38,417
There is the horn
signifying the end
of round one.
1242
00:57:38,418 --> 00:57:40,782
ANNOUNCER 2: This crowd
is not happy, Jon.
1243
00:57:40,783 --> 00:57:41,816
All right,
very exciting stuff,
1244
00:57:41,817 --> 00:57:43,389
but we are now thrilled
to be joined
in the broadcast booth
1245
00:57:43,390 --> 00:57:46,018
by one of the most vicious
bare-knuckle brawlers
1246
00:57:46,019 --> 00:57:48,625
from the first season
of WWFC,
1247
00:57:48,626 --> 00:57:52,630
Dan "The Bloody Widowmaker"
Daly. Welcome, Dan.
1248
00:57:52,894 --> 00:57:53,597
It’s weird.
1249
00:57:53,598 --> 00:57:57,337
I, uh...
I left my wife at home
and she was wearing makeup.
1250
00:57:57,338 --> 00:57:59,031
Said she didn’t have
any plans.
1251
00:57:59,032 --> 00:58:01,407
What do you think
that’s about?
1252
00:58:01,408 --> 00:58:03,442
I don’t know.
Me, neither.
1253
00:58:03,443 --> 00:58:05,708
And of course,
none of this
would be possible
1254
00:58:05,709 --> 00:58:06,940
without tonight’s sponsor,
1255
00:58:06,941 --> 00:58:09,283
EdenTech’s Richard Cane.
1256
00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:11,451
(APPLAUSE)
1257
00:58:12,650 --> 00:58:16,521
The boys in the lab loaned me
these special earplugs.
1258
00:58:16,522 --> 00:58:17,984
They block digital frequency.
1259
00:58:17,985 --> 00:58:21,229
So if that bomb does go off,
we’re protected.
1260
00:58:21,230 --> 00:58:22,627
Nice work.
1261
00:58:23,023 --> 00:58:24,331
Now, where’s Cane?
1262
00:58:24,332 --> 00:58:25,123
Cane is in the skybox.
1263
00:58:25,124 --> 00:58:27,433
And what about backup?
There is no backup.
1264
00:58:27,434 --> 00:58:29,600
What?
You’re wanted for murder.
1265
00:58:29,601 --> 00:58:31,063
But Gustafson confessed.
1266
00:58:31,064 --> 00:58:31,800
We coerced him.
1267
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,340
Haven’t you ever heard
of the Miranda rights?
1268
00:58:33,341 --> 00:58:36,772
What? I’m pretty sure
it’s Carrie that writes.
1269
00:58:36,773 --> 00:58:37,641
Miranda is a lawyer.
1270
00:58:37,642 --> 00:58:41,744
Charlotte’s an art dealer.
And Samantha’s a whore.
1271
00:58:41,745 --> 00:58:42,415
What? What is it?
1272
00:58:42,416 --> 00:58:46,287
I’ve been trying
to call Beth for hours.
She’s not picking up.
1273
00:58:46,288 --> 00:58:48,257
I just hope she’s okay.
1274
00:58:48,818 --> 00:58:49,818
EMCEE: Live...
1275
00:58:49,819 --> 00:58:55,263
from scary downtown
Los Angeles,
1276
00:58:55,264 --> 00:59:01,302
this is the main event
of the evening!
1277
00:59:01,303 --> 00:59:04,537
(EMCEE CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1278
00:59:04,933 --> 00:59:08,475
Hmm.
(PEELING)
1279
00:59:10,939 --> 00:59:11,906
Yeah.
1280
00:59:11,907 --> 00:59:13,315
GUARD: Sir?
Yes?
1281
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,385
Oh! Please.
1282
00:59:19,288 --> 00:59:21,224
Can I help you?
1283
00:59:22,390 --> 00:59:23,115
Remember me?
1284
00:59:23,116 --> 00:59:27,988
Well, hello,
Miss Cherry Roosevelt
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.
1285
00:59:27,989 --> 00:59:28,890
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I, uh,
1286
00:59:28,891 --> 00:59:31,025
love your new look.
BETH: Thank you.
1287
00:59:31,498 --> 00:59:32,828
Please. Join me.
1288
00:59:32,829 --> 00:59:35,237
EMCEE: Ladies and gentlemen!
1289
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:38,834
It’s...
1290
00:59:38,835 --> 00:59:43,246
time!
(CROWD CHEERING)
1291
00:59:44,346 --> 00:59:46,974
Check, check.
I’m on my way to the balls.
1292
00:59:46,975 --> 00:59:49,075
Okay, Frank, comms working.
1293
00:59:49,076 --> 00:59:52,717
I’m in position.
We have 25 minutes.
1294
00:59:52,915 --> 00:59:55,015
Hey, one beer, please.
1295
00:59:55,016 --> 00:59:55,785
We’re closed.
1296
00:59:55,786 --> 00:59:58,623
Man, come on.
One beer’s not gonna kill you.
1297
00:59:58,624 --> 01:00:00,791
One beer.
(LIQUID POURS)
1298
01:00:01,924 --> 01:00:03,089
Get lost.
1299
01:00:03,090 --> 01:00:03,694
How much?
1300
01:00:03,695 --> 01:00:05,465
It’s free. Just get
the hell out of here.
(GASPS)
1301
01:00:05,466 --> 01:00:07,797
FRANK: (OVER COMMS)
Ed, do you hear me?
I can hear you, Frank.
1302
01:00:07,798 --> 01:00:11,229
Uh-oh. I think one of
Cane’s goons is up there.
FRANK: Come in, Ed.
1303
01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:12,505
Frank, can you hear me?
FRANK: Check, check.
1304
01:00:12,506 --> 01:00:16,003
Somebody’s up there, Frank!
A guy is up there, Frank!
1305
01:00:16,004 --> 01:00:18,280
Oh, God! (SCREAMS)
1306
01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,545
What’s that, Ed?
ED: Oh.
1307
01:00:19,546 --> 01:00:20,480
Uh, never mind.
1308
01:00:20,481 --> 01:00:21,877
Gentlemen, we’ve been
over the rules
in the back.
1309
01:00:21,878 --> 01:00:24,209
I expect you to fight clean,
fight hard, fight fair.
1310
01:00:24,210 --> 01:00:26,178
All right, the tension
in this arena is palpable.
1311
01:00:26,179 --> 01:00:27,982
The moment of truth
is here, folks.
1312
01:00:27,983 --> 01:00:30,523
Straight to voicemail.
I’ll bet she’s with Gary.
1313
01:00:30,524 --> 01:00:33,119
Let me use your phone.
She won’t know your number.
1314
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,496
You ready?
Let’s get it on!
1315
01:00:36,222 --> 01:00:37,398
(CROWD CHEERING)
1316
01:00:37,399 --> 01:00:41,094
Yeah! Let’s go! (CHUCKLES)
1317
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:45,341
Oh! (CHUCKLES)
1318
01:00:45,539 --> 01:00:48,201
(GROANS) God, I love this.
1319
01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:49,740
Come on! (LAUGHS)
1320
01:00:49,741 --> 01:00:51,346
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1321
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:52,677
CANE: Wunderbar!
1322
01:00:52,678 --> 01:00:53,843
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
1323
01:00:53,844 --> 01:00:55,416
(GUN CLICKS)
1324
01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:57,517
(GUN CLICKING)
1325
01:00:57,518 --> 01:01:01,115
Read any good books lately,
Miss "Spaghetti"?
1326
01:01:01,786 --> 01:01:03,721
Or should I say,
Miss Davenport?
1327
01:01:03,722 --> 01:01:06,724
I especially like the part
where the erudite housewife
1328
01:01:06,725 --> 01:01:11,433
transforms herself into
a would-be assassin
seeking revenge,
1329
01:01:12,434 --> 01:01:14,370
hiding a... (GRUNTS)
1330
01:01:14,601 --> 01:01:15,832
...gun...
1331
01:01:15,833 --> 01:01:17,472
in her garter belt.
1332
01:01:18,902 --> 01:01:20,738
And another...
(GASPS)
1333
01:01:20,739 --> 01:01:22,972
...in the small of her back.
1334
01:01:24,303 --> 01:01:25,480
And a...
1335
01:01:25,777 --> 01:01:27,647
shotgun...
(RATTLING)
1336
01:01:27,977 --> 01:01:29,912
...in her beautiful...
1337
01:01:29,913 --> 01:01:31,420
brunette wig.
1338
01:01:31,651 --> 01:01:32,717
Tie her up.
1339
01:01:32,718 --> 01:01:35,391
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1340
01:01:38,394 --> 01:01:41,187
Okay, Ed... I’m at the balls.
1341
01:01:41,188 --> 01:01:44,796
I’m gonna look
for the device.
(CHEERING IN DISTANCE)
1342
01:01:47,293 --> 01:01:48,469
ED: Nice work, Frank.
1343
01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:50,636
MAN: Hey,
you got free beer?
1344
01:01:50,637 --> 01:01:52,638
No, there’s not free--
1345
01:01:52,639 --> 01:01:53,672
Oh, boy.
1346
01:01:53,673 --> 01:01:56,268
It’s got to be
in here somewhere.
1347
01:01:56,269 --> 01:01:57,941
(GRUNTS)
1348
01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:02,516
(CLICKS)
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
1349
01:02:02,517 --> 01:02:04,177
FRANK: Ed, come in.
1350
01:02:04,178 --> 01:02:05,850
Go on, take it and go.
1351
01:02:06,312 --> 01:02:07,587
Uh, Frank,
can you hear me?
1352
01:02:07,588 --> 01:02:11,218
ANNOUNCER 2: Coker lands
a brutal knee to the chest!
1353
01:02:13,462 --> 01:02:14,627
FRANK: I think I see it, Ed.
1354
01:02:14,628 --> 01:02:16,024
(GRUNTS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1355
01:02:16,025 --> 01:02:19,929
All right, it looks as though
we’re having
some technical difficulties
1356
01:02:19,930 --> 01:02:21,601
with the New Year’s Eve ball.
1357
01:02:21,602 --> 01:02:24,099
I can’t quite reach.
1358
01:02:25,507 --> 01:02:27,608
Uh.
(CREAKING)
1359
01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:30,413
ANNOUNCER 2: Look at this!
1360
01:02:31,007 --> 01:02:32,238
The pants are off!
1361
01:02:32,239 --> 01:02:33,647
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1362
01:02:34,681 --> 01:02:36,077
What the hell is going on?
1363
01:02:36,078 --> 01:02:38,046
DAN: All right.
I believe the TV networks
1364
01:02:38,047 --> 01:02:39,179
have blurred
what’s happening here.
1365
01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:42,787
So for those of you back home,
I will try to paint a picture.
1366
01:02:42,788 --> 01:02:45,691
The legs themselves
are pale and white,
1367
01:02:45,692 --> 01:02:47,726
sprinkled with
cinnamon soft hair.
1368
01:02:47,727 --> 01:02:49,992
Now turning our gaze
to the middle,
1369
01:02:49,993 --> 01:02:52,566
where we find something
quite magnificent.
1370
01:02:52,567 --> 01:02:54,469
The main event,
if you will.
1371
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:55,866
A grand bratwurst,
1372
01:02:55,867 --> 01:02:59,870
fit for the Imperial Court
of the Kaiser himself.
1373
01:02:59,871 --> 01:03:02,477
Or maybe a loaf
of unbaked bread
1374
01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:03,874
wearing an afro wig.
1375
01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:06,338
(RATTLES)
(GRUNTS) I got it.
I got it, Ed.
1376
01:03:06,339 --> 01:03:08,583
(OVER SCREEN) Okay,
I’m gonna get out.
1377
01:03:13,885 --> 01:03:15,953
(CROWD LAUGHING)
1378
01:03:16,624 --> 01:03:17,184
Drebin.
1379
01:03:17,185 --> 01:03:19,791
All right, get security
down there now!
1380
01:03:19,792 --> 01:03:20,924
Nothing to see here, folks!
1381
01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:22,926
Police business.
Please, carry on.
1382
01:03:22,927 --> 01:03:24,863
All right, buddy,
time to go.
1383
01:03:25,358 --> 01:03:27,128
FRANK: (ON MIC)
Now listen to me good.
1384
01:03:27,129 --> 01:03:30,538
My name is Frank Drebin.
From Police Squad.
1385
01:03:30,539 --> 01:03:31,638
Drebin!
1386
01:03:31,639 --> 01:03:32,705
FRANK:
This event is now over.
1387
01:03:32,706 --> 01:03:35,334
Everyone vacate
the premises immediately.
1388
01:03:35,335 --> 01:03:36,335
(CROWD BOOING)
Now!
1389
01:03:36,336 --> 01:03:38,073
Okay, playtime’s over.
Give me the mic.
1390
01:03:38,074 --> 01:03:41,242
Don’t take
another step, buddy!
That’s it.
1391
01:03:42,045 --> 01:03:42,946
ANNOUNCER 2: Oh!
1392
01:03:42,947 --> 01:03:44,717
Buffer goes down!
(CHEERING)
1393
01:03:44,718 --> 01:03:47,786
You like watching
a real man kick ass?
1394
01:03:47,787 --> 01:03:49,921
(CHEERING)
1395
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,086
Oh!
1396
01:03:51,087 --> 01:03:54,386
ED: (OVER COMMS) Frank,
get the hell out of there!
You’ve got company!
1397
01:03:54,387 --> 01:03:58,028
All right.
Goodbye, everyone. Uh...
1398
01:03:58,193 --> 01:03:59,634
Have a good night.
1399
01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:04,066
All right, you, you,
come with me.
1400
01:04:04,067 --> 01:04:06,673
Tell everybody to put in
their frequency plugs.
1401
01:04:06,674 --> 01:04:07,333
And her, too.
1402
01:04:07,334 --> 01:04:09,236
We don’t want her
going crazy in here,
do we?
1403
01:04:09,237 --> 01:04:10,369
ED: What do you see, Frank?
1404
01:04:10,370 --> 01:04:12,580
The device
has some lights on it.
1405
01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:15,011
Various holes.
Weighs about...
1406
01:04:15,012 --> 01:04:15,913
two-and-a-half chili dogs.
1407
01:04:15,914 --> 01:04:19,786
It’s got
some sort of timer on it
synced up to midnight.
1408
01:04:20,248 --> 01:04:22,051
CANE: Hello, Detective.
1409
01:04:22,052 --> 01:04:24,592
Easy now.
Let’s have it.
(GUN CLICKS)
1410
01:04:24,593 --> 01:04:25,252
Stop right there.
1411
01:04:25,253 --> 01:04:27,023
Don’t do it.
Make one more move,
1412
01:04:27,024 --> 01:04:30,697
and I’ll blow its freaking
computer brains
all over this floor!
1413
01:04:30,698 --> 01:04:31,632
CANE: Think about it, Drebin.
1414
01:04:31,633 --> 01:04:33,568
Everything I’m doing
is for guys like us.
1415
01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:34,668
Guys like us?
Yes.
1416
01:04:34,669 --> 01:04:38,607
Powerful, righteous men,
who actually give a damn.
1417
01:04:38,772 --> 01:04:39,574
Come on, Frank,
1418
01:04:39,575 --> 01:04:43,303
you said it yourself,
"The world
was better before."
1419
01:04:43,304 --> 01:04:45,306
(CLICKS)
(DEVICE BEEPS)
1420
01:04:46,681 --> 01:04:47,945
What have you done?
1421
01:04:47,946 --> 01:04:49,144
(BEEPS)
(CHUCKLES)
1422
01:04:49,145 --> 01:04:50,013
(PULSES)
1423
01:04:50,014 --> 01:04:51,718
(BANGING)
(MAN SCREAMING)
1424
01:04:51,719 --> 01:04:53,214
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
1425
01:04:53,215 --> 01:04:55,657
(CROWD SCREAMING)
1426
01:04:56,185 --> 01:04:58,417
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
1427
01:04:58,418 --> 01:05:00,595
(BLOWS LANDING)
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1428
01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:02,124
(GRUNTING)
1429
01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:03,258
(SHOUTS)
1430
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:12,805
(GROANING)
1431
01:05:12,806 --> 01:05:15,104
(SCREAMING)
Whoa! Ah!
1432
01:05:15,105 --> 01:05:16,072
(SCREAMING)
1433
01:05:16,073 --> 01:05:18,207
(SHOUTING, GRUNTING)
1434
01:05:19,978 --> 01:05:21,946
(SCREAMING)
1435
01:05:21,947 --> 01:05:23,278
Ahh.
1436
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:25,587
Get out! Shh! Quiet!
1437
01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:29,448
"Four wheels move the body,
two wheels move the soul."
1438
01:05:29,449 --> 01:05:32,418
ALL: All right.
It’s a famous quote
I got from...
1439
01:05:32,419 --> 01:05:33,254
Quotes.com.
1440
01:05:33,255 --> 01:05:34,860
HENCHMAN: Hey, boss!
Yeah.
1441
01:05:34,861 --> 01:05:35,894
What do you want me
to do with her?
1442
01:05:35,895 --> 01:05:37,698
Leave her here.
She’ll be dead by morning.
1443
01:05:37,699 --> 01:05:40,129
(GASPS)
You fellas know
how to ride, right?
1444
01:05:40,130 --> 01:05:41,130
Let’s do it! Yeah!
1445
01:05:41,131 --> 01:05:43,297
(ELECTRICAL HUMMING)
1446
01:05:43,298 --> 01:05:45,640
WOMAN: Hold on.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1447
01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:47,037
(GROANING)
1448
01:05:47,038 --> 01:05:48,566
(SHOUTS)
(CRASHES)
1449
01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:52,207
WOMAN: Whoa! Whoopsie.
Go, go, go. No!
1450
01:05:52,208 --> 01:05:54,650
(SHOUTING)
1451
01:05:55,651 --> 01:05:57,344
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
1452
01:05:57,345 --> 01:05:58,411
Look at this!
1453
01:05:58,412 --> 01:06:00,249
(LAUGHS)
(CRASHES)
1454
01:06:05,826 --> 01:06:06,926
(BEEPS)
1455
01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:08,961
(BEEPING)
1456
01:06:10,061 --> 01:06:11,490
(BEEPS)
1457
01:06:11,491 --> 01:06:13,228
(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
1458
01:06:13,229 --> 01:06:14,802
(CROWD SHOUTING)
1459
01:06:23,107 --> 01:06:24,240
Ahh!
1460
01:06:27,078 --> 01:06:29,409
Stay back!
I don’t want to hurt you.
1461
01:06:29,410 --> 01:06:32,446
(SHOUTING)
(FERGALICIOUS
BY FERGIE PLAYING)
1462
01:06:33,183 --> 01:06:34,547
(GROANS)
1463
01:06:37,220 --> 01:06:38,759
(SHOUTS, YELPS)
1464
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,354
(MAGAZINE DROPS, KICKS)
(SCREAMS)
1465
01:06:40,355 --> 01:06:42,027
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1466
01:06:43,094 --> 01:06:46,162
(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)
1467
01:06:46,163 --> 01:06:48,297
(GROANS, GRUNTS)
(MAGAZINE CLICKS)
1468
01:06:48,902 --> 01:06:51,674
To the bunker, gentlemen!
(EVIL LAUGH)
1469
01:06:52,037 --> 01:06:52,773
(TEETH CRACKING)
1470
01:06:52,774 --> 01:06:54,203
FERGIE:
♪ Hold, hold, hold
Hold, hold up!
1471
01:06:54,204 --> 01:06:55,843
♪ Check it out
1472
01:06:59,341 --> 01:07:01,475
(SQUELCHING)
(GROANS)
1473
01:07:02,817 --> 01:07:04,082
(GROANS, SCREAMS)
1474
01:07:04,885 --> 01:07:05,819
(RHYTHMIC GRUNTING)
1475
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:08,184
♪ I’m the F to the E-R-G
The I, the E
1476
01:07:08,185 --> 01:07:09,251
Whoa! (GRUNTING)
1477
01:07:09,252 --> 01:07:11,858
♪ And can’t no other lady
Put it down like me
1478
01:07:11,859 --> 01:07:13,761
♪ I’m fergalicious ♪
1479
01:07:13,762 --> 01:07:15,158
(SIGHS)
1480
01:07:15,159 --> 01:07:17,062
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
1481
01:07:20,131 --> 01:07:22,067
FRANK: Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1482
01:07:25,906 --> 01:07:28,073
(PEOPLE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
1483
01:07:32,539 --> 01:07:35,674
(NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING)
1484
01:07:42,857 --> 01:07:43,725
Daddy?
1485
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:45,287
(SQUAWKS)
1486
01:07:45,288 --> 01:07:48,258
Help me, Daddy.
What do we do?
1487
01:07:50,293 --> 01:07:52,624
(CANE LAUGHS)
1488
01:07:52,625 --> 01:07:56,497
Come on! Weird Al’s waiting!
(CHUCKLES)
1489
01:07:58,532 --> 01:07:59,774
(OWL SQUAWKS)
1490
01:07:59,775 --> 01:08:03,404
Whoo-hoo!
Just like old times.
1491
01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:04,747
(SQUAWKS)
1492
01:08:05,110 --> 01:08:06,144
Come on!
1493
01:08:08,850 --> 01:08:10,147
Let me get this guy first.
1494
01:08:10,148 --> 01:08:11,479
(GROANS)
1495
01:08:12,117 --> 01:08:15,284
Got him!
Okay, this guy on the right.
1496
01:08:15,285 --> 01:08:16,186
(GRUNTS)
1497
01:08:16,187 --> 01:08:18,320
Ew.
(CAWS)
1498
01:08:18,321 --> 01:08:21,093
Come on, Daddy,
enough playing around.
1499
01:08:21,489 --> 01:08:22,688
Oh, thanks.
1500
01:08:23,722 --> 01:08:26,461
That’s him! A little lower.
1501
01:08:28,529 --> 01:08:29,595
(OWL HOOTS)
1502
01:08:29,596 --> 01:08:30,773
Okay, here.
1503
01:08:31,565 --> 01:08:33,270
You’ve got a clear shot.
1504
01:08:36,339 --> 01:08:37,009
Take it!
1505
01:08:37,010 --> 01:08:39,242
(SCREECHES, FARTS)
Ahh!
1506
01:08:39,243 --> 01:08:41,816
Whoa! That was so much!
1507
01:08:41,817 --> 01:08:44,379
You still got it, Daddy.
(CAWS)
1508
01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:46,678
(GRUNTS)
1509
01:08:46,679 --> 01:08:47,823
(SHOUTING)
1510
01:08:48,857 --> 01:08:50,452
(YELPING)
1511
01:08:53,026 --> 01:08:54,323
Thank you, Daddy!
1512
01:08:54,324 --> 01:08:56,556
(OWL SCREECHING)
1513
01:08:56,557 --> 01:08:58,933
(GROANS)
1514
01:09:00,198 --> 01:09:01,804
(GRUNTS)
1515
01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:05,764
You see
what you’ve done, Cane?
1516
01:09:06,666 --> 01:09:10,141
It’s not too late
to stop this madness!
1517
01:09:10,142 --> 01:09:12,209
This isn’t madness, Drebin.
1518
01:09:12,210 --> 01:09:13,408
This is progress!
1519
01:09:13,409 --> 01:09:14,145
MAN: Progress?
1520
01:09:14,146 --> 01:09:17,280
The needs of the few
should never outweigh
the needs of the many.
1521
01:09:17,281 --> 01:09:19,612
There was a time
when you knew that.
1522
01:09:19,613 --> 01:09:21,053
So it’s come to this.
1523
01:09:21,054 --> 01:09:22,923
The culmination
of our journey.
1524
01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:26,652
All this... this stuff
that’s taken place
1525
01:09:26,653 --> 01:09:28,027
between you and me!
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1526
01:09:28,028 --> 01:09:30,326
This, uh...
Thanks, Dave.
I got it from here.
1527
01:09:30,327 --> 01:09:33,362
I’m so sorry.
I messed up the lines
a little bit.
1528
01:09:33,363 --> 01:09:35,001
No problem.
You did great.
Yeah.
1529
01:09:35,002 --> 01:09:36,695
See you Sunday?
See you Sunday.
1530
01:09:36,696 --> 01:09:38,004
(GRUFFLY) Okay, Cane!
1531
01:09:38,005 --> 01:09:39,071
DAVE: Please, no!
Get off me!
1532
01:09:39,072 --> 01:09:42,800
Stop! I’m not even
in this movie!
1533
01:09:42,801 --> 01:09:43,438
Somebody!
1534
01:09:43,439 --> 01:09:46,771
Anyway, look at us!
Isn’t this beautiful?
1535
01:09:46,772 --> 01:09:48,311
Exactly as nature intended.
1536
01:09:48,312 --> 01:09:52,645
Two great Kodiak bears,
facing one another
1537
01:09:52,646 --> 01:09:54,779
in an epic battle
for dominance.
1538
01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:58,553
If it’s a fight you want...
very well.
1539
01:10:00,357 --> 01:10:03,690
(GROWLS)
(GROWLS)
1540
01:10:08,761 --> 01:10:09,761
(GRUNTS)
1541
01:10:09,762 --> 01:10:11,368
(BLOW LANDS)
(GROANS)
1542
01:10:12,105 --> 01:10:14,568
Oh! Ow!
1543
01:10:14,569 --> 01:10:19,409
You hit my belly!
You hit the soft part
of my belly!
1544
01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:20,915
What the hell?
1545
01:10:20,916 --> 01:10:23,951
Have you ever actually been
in a fight before?
1546
01:10:23,952 --> 01:10:25,315
Uh, yeah! I have.
1547
01:10:25,316 --> 01:10:28,484
Oh, my God.
I think I’m gonna barf.
1548
01:10:29,089 --> 01:10:30,386
Is that normal?
1549
01:10:30,387 --> 01:10:32,520
Do you want to keep fighting?
1550
01:10:32,521 --> 01:10:33,785
What? No!
1551
01:10:33,786 --> 01:10:35,754
My tummy still hurts a lot!
1552
01:10:35,755 --> 01:10:36,964
Well, in that case...
(GROANS)
1553
01:10:36,965 --> 01:10:38,262
...I’m gonna arrest you.
1554
01:10:38,263 --> 01:10:41,859
You can’t arrest me.
You still didn’t catch me.
1555
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:42,728
There’s nowhere to run!
1556
01:10:42,729 --> 01:10:45,138
I won’t be running.
(METALLIC CLINKING)
1557
01:10:45,633 --> 01:10:47,305
I’ll be flying.
1558
01:10:47,767 --> 01:10:49,109
(WHIRRING)
1559
01:10:49,571 --> 01:10:52,211
(SHOUTS, CACKLES)
1560
01:10:55,412 --> 01:10:57,051
(GROANS)
1561
01:11:04,850 --> 01:11:06,423
Richard Cane...
1562
01:11:08,326 --> 01:11:09,888
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1563
01:11:10,328 --> 01:11:12,461
...you’re under arrest.
1564
01:11:12,462 --> 01:11:14,430
(CUFFS CLANKING)
1565
01:11:14,431 --> 01:11:15,971
(BIKE BELL DINGS)
1566
01:11:19,205 --> 01:11:21,141
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
1567
01:11:26,509 --> 01:11:27,740
(SIGHING GRIMLY)
1568
01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,777
He won’t be hurting
anyone anymore.
1569
01:11:31,448 --> 01:11:32,581
It’s over.
1570
01:11:34,187 --> 01:11:36,156
Not for me, it isn’t.
1571
01:11:37,817 --> 01:11:40,027
No. Please.
1572
01:11:40,028 --> 01:11:41,996
Think about this, Beth.
1573
01:11:41,997 --> 01:11:43,591
Killing him
won’t fix anything.
1574
01:11:43,592 --> 01:11:45,527
Why should I let him live?
1575
01:11:45,528 --> 01:11:47,100
It won’t bring Simon back.
1576
01:11:47,101 --> 01:11:48,860
You don’t know that for sure.
1577
01:11:48,861 --> 01:11:51,533
You’re right.
Anything is possible.
1578
01:11:51,534 --> 01:11:55,372
But you have to let
the justice system do its job.
1579
01:11:55,373 --> 01:11:57,506
That’s rich, coming from you.
1580
01:11:57,507 --> 01:11:58,903
The truth is, Beth,
1581
01:11:58,904 --> 01:12:02,181
once you kill
a man for revenge,
there’s no going back.
1582
01:12:02,182 --> 01:12:06,086
It stays with you forever,
following you like a shadow.
1583
01:12:06,087 --> 01:12:08,990
A voice in your head
saying over and over,
1584
01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:11,719
"Man, that was awesome!"
1585
01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:14,094
So, put the gun down.
1586
01:12:14,095 --> 01:12:16,954
If not for me,
then for us.
1587
01:12:16,955 --> 01:12:19,034
For our future together.
1588
01:12:19,397 --> 01:12:20,628
I love you, Beth.
1589
01:12:20,629 --> 01:12:24,071
Don’t throw it all away
for a few seconds of...
1590
01:12:24,072 --> 01:12:27,569
the best feeling
you would ever have
in your life.
1591
01:12:27,570 --> 01:12:29,143
(CRIES)
1592
01:12:37,778 --> 01:12:40,121
(SHOUTING CONTINUES)
1593
01:12:48,690 --> 01:12:50,065
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1594
01:12:54,267 --> 01:12:55,597
Go ahead.
1595
01:12:55,598 --> 01:12:56,764
Do it.
1596
01:13:01,406 --> 01:13:03,936
(ONE TIME BY ENYA PLAYING)
1597
01:13:06,972 --> 01:13:12,449
♪ Who can say
Where the road goes?
1598
01:13:12,450 --> 01:13:14,616
I love you.
I love you.
1599
01:13:14,617 --> 01:13:16,090
(LAUGHING)
1600
01:13:16,091 --> 01:13:17,652
♪ Only time
1601
01:13:17,653 --> 01:13:19,093
Ronald, wake up!
1602
01:13:19,094 --> 01:13:21,524
(GASPS)
You got the promotion!
1603
01:13:21,525 --> 01:13:22,591
Oh!
1604
01:13:22,592 --> 01:13:23,823
Bring it in. (CHUCKLES)
1605
01:13:23,824 --> 01:13:26,661
♪ As your heart chose?
Only time
1606
01:13:26,662 --> 01:13:28,862
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1607
01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:38,244
Not bad
for a stubborn old fool.
1608
01:13:38,245 --> 01:13:43,711
I guess old men
really are the toughest,
smartest, most capable,
1609
01:13:43,712 --> 01:13:46,286
sexiest beings on the planet.
1610
01:13:46,715 --> 01:13:47,616
Oh, Frank,
1611
01:13:47,617 --> 01:13:50,323
you’ve made me
a very happy woman.
1612
01:13:51,049 --> 01:13:52,391
Me, too.
1613
01:13:52,985 --> 01:13:55,493
♪ Only time
1614
01:13:55,889 --> 01:14:01,399
♪ And who can say
Why your heart cries
1615
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,733
♪ When your love lies?
Only time ♪
1616
01:14:05,734 --> 01:14:07,537
(OWL CAWING)
1617
01:14:07,538 --> 01:14:09,276
(SONG FADES)
1618
01:14:10,673 --> 01:14:12,004
(CAWS)
1619
01:14:13,412 --> 01:14:16,316
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1620
01:14:23,818 --> 01:14:26,490
CHIEF DAVIS: As a result
of Lieutenant Frank Drebin’s
1621
01:14:26,491 --> 01:14:28,459
heroic work
on New Year’s Eve,
1622
01:14:28,460 --> 01:14:31,660
I am happy to announce
that Police Squad is back
1623
01:14:31,661 --> 01:14:37,303
with a renewed commitment
to accountability and justice.
1624
01:14:37,304 --> 01:14:40,097
And in that spirit,
we will not ignore
1625
01:14:40,098 --> 01:14:43,034
Lieutenant Drebin’s
questionable actions
1626
01:14:43,035 --> 01:14:45,971
on the days
leading up to the event.
1627
01:14:45,972 --> 01:14:47,577
And right now, Frank Drebin
1628
01:14:47,578 --> 01:14:54,518
is being subject to a rigorous
and thorough
internal investigation.
1629
01:14:54,519 --> 01:14:55,354
Thank you.
1630
01:14:55,355 --> 01:14:56,685
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1631
01:14:56,686 --> 01:14:59,622
(BABY WANTS TO ROCK
BY MONDO ROCK PLAYING)
1632
01:14:59,623 --> 01:15:00,987
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1633
01:15:02,230 --> 01:15:03,164
(SHRIEKS)
1634
01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:05,893
SINGER:
♪ Baby wants to rock ♪
1635
01:15:07,664 --> 01:15:08,466
Oh!
1636
01:15:08,467 --> 01:15:09,929
(PLAYING STEEL DRUMS)
1637
01:15:09,930 --> 01:15:11,931
Well, Beth, here’s to us.
1638
01:15:11,932 --> 01:15:12,866
To us.
(GLASS CLINKS)
1639
01:15:12,867 --> 01:15:16,310
(THE NAKED GUN FROM THE FILES
OF THE POLICE SQUAD PLAYING)
1640
01:15:36,330 --> 01:15:38,860
What is happening?
What?
1641
01:15:40,092 --> 01:15:41,698
This is strange.
1642
01:15:42,094 --> 01:15:43,370
Come on.
1643
01:15:44,998 --> 01:15:46,065
Taylor?
1644
01:15:46,835 --> 01:15:48,638
Are you all right?
1645
01:15:48,639 --> 01:15:50,838
BETH: What’s happening, Frank?
I’m scared.
1646
01:15:50,839 --> 01:15:54,414
Okay, honey.
We’ll get to the bottom
of this.
1647
01:15:55,745 --> 01:15:56,712
Oh, God.
1648
01:15:56,713 --> 01:15:59,254
Wake up,
you piece of shit!
1649
01:16:00,046 --> 01:16:01,718
FRANK: Keep it together.
1650
01:16:03,148 --> 01:16:06,085
Wait a second.
What is this?
1651
01:16:06,591 --> 01:16:09,187
Do you hear that music?
Yeah.
1652
01:16:15,402 --> 01:16:18,602
(MUFFLED GURGLING)
1653
01:16:18,603 --> 01:16:21,033
Who the heck
are you people?
1654
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:24,004
Have you been watching us
this whole time?
1655
01:16:24,642 --> 01:16:26,677
You’ve seen me in shorts?
1656
01:16:27,073 --> 01:16:29,075
Step back, honey, please.
1657
01:16:30,912 --> 01:16:32,814
(GLASS BREAKING)
FRANK: Ow!
1658
01:16:32,815 --> 01:16:35,146
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
1659
01:16:35,147 --> 01:16:38,425
(SIREN WAILS)
Yo! Cops!
1660
01:16:51,999 --> 01:16:53,473
(PINS RATTLE)
1661
01:16:54,342 --> 01:16:55,969
(SIREN CONTINUES WAILING)
1662
01:16:55,970 --> 01:16:57,774
(BRAKES SQUEAL)
1663
01:17:00,513 --> 01:17:01,811
Whoa!
1664
01:17:03,010 --> 01:17:04,748
(SIREN WAILS)
1665
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:19,367
(MUSIC CONCLUDES)
1666
01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:22,964
(MY SWEET BETH
BY FRANK DREBIN PLAYING)
1667
01:17:25,835 --> 01:17:30,070
FRANK: This goes out
to a very special lady.
1668
01:17:31,478 --> 01:17:33,007
♪ Beth
1669
01:17:33,975 --> 01:17:38,320
♪ You are
The love of my life
1670
01:17:38,947 --> 01:17:43,248
♪ I want to make you my wife
1671
01:17:43,886 --> 01:17:45,921
♪ Sweet Beth
1672
01:17:48,121 --> 01:17:51,926
♪ You opened my heart up
1673
01:17:51,927 --> 01:17:55,193
♪ To loving again...
1674
01:17:55,194 --> 01:17:56,568
You did that.
1675
01:17:56,569 --> 01:17:58,295
You know what,
I’ve never really been
1676
01:17:58,296 --> 01:18:02,299
in a professional
recording studio before.
1677
01:18:02,300 --> 01:18:03,410
What does this do?
1678
01:18:03,411 --> 01:18:05,005
(DRUMBEAT PLAYS)
FRANK: Oh,
1679
01:18:05,006 --> 01:18:06,303
that... that’s nice.
1680
01:18:06,304 --> 01:18:08,613
That’s got a good sound to it,
huh?
1681
01:18:08,614 --> 01:18:12,310
No, no, no.
I don’t need to touch it.
That’s fine.
1682
01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,081
♪ Beth
1683
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:16,181
♪ Oh
1684
01:18:16,182 --> 01:18:19,316
♪ Top-shelf curves
1685
01:18:19,317 --> 01:18:22,187
♪ And brains to boot
1686
01:18:22,188 --> 01:18:29,228
♪ And boots that would top
my brain’s Top Ten list...
1687
01:18:29,536 --> 01:18:30,767
♪ Aboot boots...
1688
01:18:30,768 --> 01:18:35,300
♪ And the curvy brains
That bought them
1689
01:18:36,037 --> 01:18:38,413
♪ Also breasts
1690
01:18:39,744 --> 01:18:42,142
♪ My sweet Beth
1691
01:18:43,682 --> 01:18:49,214
♪ When I first saw you
In my office
1692
01:18:49,215 --> 01:18:54,528
♪ I kept thinking
About your body
1693
01:18:55,287 --> 01:19:01,062
♪ ’Cause I didn’t yet know
Your mind
1694
01:19:01,997 --> 01:19:04,296
♪ I don’t mind
1695
01:19:08,806 --> 01:19:11,412
♪ My sweet Beth
1696
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:12,072
(DRUMBEAT PLAYS)
1697
01:19:12,073 --> 01:19:14,448
It is just fun
to play those things.
1698
01:19:14,449 --> 01:19:17,649
Do you mind if I...
I pick up this guitar?
1699
01:19:17,650 --> 01:19:20,850
I always wished
I knew how to do it.
(PLAYING ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO)
1700
01:19:20,851 --> 01:19:23,215
FRANK: Hey!
1701
01:19:23,216 --> 01:19:24,789
Ah, here we go.
1702
01:19:26,659 --> 01:19:28,957
You know,
it’s surprisingly easy.
1703
01:19:28,958 --> 01:19:31,895
(GUITAR SOLO CONTINUES)
1704
01:19:32,599 --> 01:19:35,601
FRANK: Ow! It kind of
hurts your fingertips.
1705
01:19:35,602 --> 01:19:37,901
No one tells you
about that part.
1706
01:19:39,001 --> 01:19:41,938
♪ My sweet Beth ♪
1707
01:19:42,609 --> 01:19:47,306
Thank you, Beth,
for opening up my heart...
1708
01:19:47,944 --> 01:19:49,043
to love again.
1709
01:19:49,044 --> 01:19:50,584
(PIANO MUSIC SWELLS)
1710
01:19:50,947 --> 01:19:51,716
(DRUMBEAT PLAYING)
1711
01:19:51,717 --> 01:19:55,149
FRANK: I just had
to get one more. (GIGGLES)
1712
01:19:59,692 --> 01:20:03,322
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1713
01:22:07,248 --> 01:22:11,549
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1714
01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:40,235
ANNOUNCER: Everyone,
put your hands together
1715
01:24:40,236 --> 01:24:43,810
for the world’s last
living entertainer,
1716
01:24:43,811 --> 01:24:45,669
"Weird Al" Yankovic!
1717
01:24:45,670 --> 01:24:48,078
(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYING)
1718
01:24:48,079 --> 01:24:51,115
How’s everybody doing tonight?
1719
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:54,613
Hello?
1720
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:58,221
Anybody here?
1721
01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,959
Cane?
1722
01:25:00,454 --> 01:25:02,390
Evil billionaires?
1723
01:25:04,029 --> 01:25:05,723
Crab-hands guy?
1724
01:25:07,934 --> 01:25:10,068
Oh, what the heck?