>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEKE PALMER.
JEFF GORDON. LAUREN LONDON. MUSICAL GUEST HARDY FEATURING
LAINEY WILSON. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1785
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON NOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU! THANK YOU AND WELCOME, WELCOME,
WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, THIS IS AMAZING.
HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, WE'RE JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM BREAKING THE RECORD FOR THE
LONGEST STRETCH OF WINTER WITHOUT SNOW [ CHEERS ]
IT'S WEIRD IT'S LIKE MOTHER NATURE IS DOING DRY JANUARY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I MISS THE SNOW. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME TAKING
YOUR KIDS SLEDDING DOWN THE PILE OF TRASH BAGS [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT ALL THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
THAT KEEP POPPING UP, AND NOW SPOKESPEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT UNTIL THE END OF THEIR TERMS,
ALL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS WERE RETURNED BY OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM LEARNING THAT
THEY FOUND DOCUMENTS AT THE HOMES OF OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON.
[ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD ANY CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS,
DICK CHENEY PUT HIS HEART INTO SLEEP MODE [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT ALL THE PRESIDENTS SAID THEY
DON'T HAVE ANY CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. THEN JIMMY CARTER WAS LIKE,
"HELLO, I'M STILL HERE TOO HI." [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY, JUST TO BE SAFE, THE FBI IS SEARCHING JIMMY CARTER'S DOLLHOUSE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ODDEST PHOTO I'VE EVER SEEN
>> Steve: THE WEIRDEST >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WEIRDEST PHOTO EVER
IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW DONALD TRUMP, JOE BIDEN, NOW
MIKE PENCE, ALL HAVE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN THEIR HOMES THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE IN FULL
SWING. THE NFL THIS WEEKEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
EGG PRICES ARE SOARING AND DUNKIN' IS MAKING PLANS TO OFFER THEIR OWN ALCOHOLIC
BEVERAGES. [ CHEERS ] THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER
LET'S JUST JUMP IN, COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWSMASH.
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SCANDAL
THEY JUST KEEP FINDING MORE. FIRST IT WAS TRUMP, THEN BIDEN NOW MIKE PENCE
AT THIS POINT, AMERICANS ARE TIRED OF IT. THEY JUST WANT TO TURN OFF THE
NEWS AND WATCH THE NFL PLAYOFFS [ CHEERS ]
THIS WEEKEND IT'S BENGALS VERSUS CHIEFS, 49ers VERSUS EAGLES --
- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - -FOR A TRIP TO THE SUPER BOWL
THE STAKES ARE HIGH. ALMOST AS HIGH AS EGG PRICES [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY ARE SOARING, AND CONGRESS MIGHT EVEN INVESTIGATE WHAT'S GOING ON
AT THESE PRICES, INSTEAD OF EATING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU'RE BETTER OFF DRINKING
BOOZE AT DUNKIN' [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT
DUNKIN' IS PLANNING TO SELL ITS OWN ALCOHOLIC DRINKS PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "EW, WHAT'S
EVEN IN IT?" AND DUNKIN' SAID, "THAT'S CLASSIFIED."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE PAPERS -- THE PAPERS ARE EVERYWHERE
THIS WEEK, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I APOLOGIZE FOR KEEPING DOCUMENTS IN MA-GARAGE,
MA-OFFICE, AND MA-HOMES. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE KANSAS CITY
QUARTERBACK. AND HE'S GOT TO PLAY CINCINNATI'S JOE BURROW.
BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING TO PLAY HARD NEITHER ONE IS GOING TO JUST
ROLLOVER EASY, SCRAMBLED, FRIED. NO MATTER HOW YOU MAKE THEM,
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. SO IF YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH OF EGGS RIGHT NOW, KEEP THEM TO
YOURSELF MAYBE EVEN HIDE THEM [ LAUGHTER ]
MIKE PENCE HAS BEEN SO STRESSED HE'S THINKING ABOUT DOING SHOTS OVER AT DRUNKEN DOUGHNUTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, BOOZE AT DUNKIN'? EVEN PEOPLE IN BOSTON ARE LIKE,
"SORRY, BUT I THINK I'LL PASS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE QUARTERBACK'S JOB
AND IF THEY SCREW UP ON SUNDAY, THEIR WHOLE SEASON WILL BE TOTALLY WASTED
[ LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, DON'T MISS, KICKERS.
STOP IT, MISTERS PENNY PINCHERS WICKED PISS-AH
THIS HAS BEEN "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, GET THIS I READ THAT KING CHARLES' REAL
ESTATE FIRM IS SUING TWITTER FOR FAILING TO PAY RENT AT THEIR LONDON OFFICE.
KING CHARLES' REAL ESTATE FIRM EVERYONE IS LIKE, "YOU MEAN, ENGLAND?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR LANDLORD IS THE KING WHEN YOUR EVICTION NOTICE
STARTS WITH THE PHRASE, "HEAR YE, HEAR YE. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, I HEARD THAT DUE TO SOME MAJOR DELAYS, PARIS IS RUSHING TO FINISH CONSTRUCTION WORK IN
TIME FOR THE 2024 OLYMPICS YEP. THE FRENCH WORKERS WERE LIKE,
"WE ARE WORKING 24/7 THAT'S 24 HOURS A MONTH, 7 MONTHS A YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, THE DELAYS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY A STEEL
SHORTAGE YEAH YOU KNOW IT'S ROUGH WHEN THEY
HAVE TO STRIP THE EIFFEL TOWER FOR PARTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
SWITCHING GEARS, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS JUSTIN BIEBER JUST SOLD HIS
ENTIRE MUSIC CATALOG FOR $200 MILLION ASKED WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO
WITH THE MONEY, BIEBER SAID, "BUY A DOZEN EGGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
$200 MILLION, THAT'S $1 FOR EVERY PERSON WHO PRETENDED TO KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO
"DESPACITO." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS WILD
THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA IS SO DESPERATE FOR LIFEGUARDS THAT THEY'RE RECRUITING APPLICANTS
WHO CAN'T SWIM [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, THEY'RE LETTING THE
LIFEGUARDS WORK FROM HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ARE THEY GOING TO
ZOOM IN? >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, TWO MEN IN GERMANY JUST BROKE THE WORLD
RECORD BY PLAYING THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HARDER,
PLAYING THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS OR LISTENING TO THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. I MEAN, OF ALL MY FAVORITES. SHE LAUNCHED HER OWN DIGITAL
NETWORK CALLED KEY-TV. AND SHE HOSTS A PODCAST, "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS
AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC. KEKE PALMER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PLUS, HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST DRIVERS IN THE HISTORY OF NASCAR, WHICH IS CELEBRATING
ITS 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th NASCAR HALL OF FAMER
JEFF GORDON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW
COMEDY, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND PREMIERING ON NETFLIX THIS
FRIDAY LAUREN LONDON IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND HIS LATEST ALBUM, "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW" IS CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE ON THE
iTUNES CHARTS. YEAH [ CHEERS ]
PERFORMING HIS HIT SONG "WAIT IN THE TRUCK," WE GOT MUSIC FROM HARDY FEATURING
LAINEY WILSON TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD
NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT
SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * HASHTAG
HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, WITH THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS
COMING OUT YESTERDAY, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, "ADD A WORD, FIX A MOVIE.
AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT A A FUNNY WORD ADDITION TO IMPROVE A MOVIE TITLE.
WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE IT NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF
MY FAVORITE "ADD A WORD, FIX A A MOVIE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS. HERE WE GO
THIS FIRST IS FROM @VEGESTIC >> Steve: AH, VEGGIE STICK >> Jimmy: VEGGIE STICK
THANK YOU. SHE SAYS, "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER 21."
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @JOOPYDRAWERS. SHE SAYS, "AVATAR: THE WAY OF
BONG WATER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM
@TIMOTHYDALTON11 HE SAYS, "CARROT TOP GUN: MAVERICK."
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS PROPS.
>> Jimmy: I'D WATCH IT THIS ONE IS FROM @PIERRELAFRANCE0
HE SAYS, "SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME DEPOT." [ APPLAUSE ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @JULIEINDALLAS SHE SAYS, "DOCTOR STRANGE AND THE MULTIVERSE OF MARCH
MADNESS. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS FROM @SNSDOUGH
HE SAYS, "THE BANSHEES OF ED INISHERIN. [ APPLAUSE ]
>> Steve: ED INISHERIN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @ALEXVANPELT
HE SAYS, "BREAKFAST SAUSAGE AT TIFFANY'S. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THIS ONE'S FROM @YEPIMDESTINY. SHE SAYS, "THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH,
AND THE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THIS LAST ONE IS FROM
@JEFFHOFMANN HE SAYS, "M3GAN MARKLE." THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
KEKE PALMER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU ANNOUNCED IT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THAT WAS THE BEST THING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SAID, "TA-DA!" >> EVERY TIME -- EVERY TIME I
LOOK BACK AT THAT CLIP, I'M LIKE, WHY DID I SOUND LIKE A A VILLAIN?
"I AM. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO
LAUNCHED HER OWN DIGITAL NETWORK CALLED KEY-TV. AND SHE HOSTS THE PODCAST,
"BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KEKE PALMER!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK AMAZING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> JIMMY, I CANNOT WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BEST LOVE
IT'S THE VIRGO ENERGY FOR ME, EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: I GIVE YOU THAT -- I
WANTED TO SAY HI TO THE BABY HI, BABY I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET YOU.
>> THE BABY SAID, "WHAT'S UP CAN'T WAIT TO BE BESTIES." >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT
I SAID, "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU? >> YOU GOT ME HOOKED UP WITH
THIS BACK SUPPORT. >> Jimmy: I GOT A PILLOW THERE YOU WANTED A LaCROIX
>> THANK YOU FOR THIS LaCROIX. >> Jimmy: I GOT YOU A LaCROIX. I GOT WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEPS THE STOMACH SETTLED. YOU REALLY LOOKING OUT FOR ME.
>> Jimmy: I HAVE TO. I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. AND BY THE WAY -- YOU KNOW ME,
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH >> I LOVE YOU, TOO >> Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU
ANNOUNCED IT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THAT WAS THE BEST THING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU SAID, "TA-DA!" >> EVERY TIME -- EVERY TIME I LOOK BACK AT THAT CLIP, I'M
LIKE, WHY DID I SOUND LIKE A A VILLAIN? "I AM.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID IT LIKE THIS, BUT I WAS SO EXCITED I MEAN, I ALWAYS THOUGHT TO
MYSELF, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY, OBVIOUSLY, TO HOST "SNL.
I JUST DID NOT KNOW IT WOULD BE THE SAME TIME THAT I WAS PREGNANT
AND SO, I WAS LIKE, I GUESS I GOT TO SAY IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU CAN'T TIME THAT STUFF OUT. IT'S JUST EVERYTHING MAGICAL HAPPENED FOR A REASON.
AND IT WAS THE GREATEST -- I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU. >> OH, MY GOD, YEAH!
>> Jimmy: THE REVEAL IT WAS JUST THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
IT WAS SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE WENT NUTS
EVERYONE WENT -- IT WAS JUST GREAT. AND BY THE WAY, YOU HOSTED A
A GREAT EPISODE. YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU UP THERE. YOU GOT KENAN AND KEL --
>> OH, MY GOSH, YES! >> Jimmy: -- TO REUNITE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> SO -- >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS
>> SHOUT OUT TO BRIAN ROBBINS. OBVIOUSLY, SHOUT OUT TO KENAN THOMPSON, KEL MITCHELL
I GREW UP ON "KENAN AND KEL. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THAT SHOW. AND JUST THE -- I MEAN, I'M
A HUGE FAN OF MULTICAM SITCOM, WHICH WE DON'T SEE A TON OF ANYMORE, RIGHT
>> Jimmy: I MISS IT. >> I MISS IT SO MUCH AND JUST THE SATIRE AND THE
DRAMA, BUT ALSO, THE HEART OF IT ALL AND IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE, YOU
KNOW, NOWADAYS WHENEVER THEY BRING SOMETHING BACK, IT BECOMES THIS DEEP-SEATED DRAMA
AND SO, I LOVE THAT WHEN I CAME TO KENAN WITH THE IDEA, I WAS LIKE, MAN, WE SHOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE "KENAN AND KEL" BUT LIKE "KENAN AND KELLY," YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
SO, I COULD BE KELLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SMART.
>> AND HE IMMEDIATELY, LIKE, GOT ON IT. YOU KNOW, WROTE THIS GREAT
SKETCH WITH HIS WRITING PARTNER OVER AT "SNL." AND THEY CAME UP WITH THIS
REALLY FUNNY SKETCH, WHICH IS WHAT YOU GUYS SAW. >> Jimmy: WAS KEL ALWAYS IN IT
>> SO, I DIDN'T MENTION KEL. THAT WAS A SURPRISE TO ME. WHEN HE -- WHEN I ACTUALLY READ
THE SKETCH, I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT KEL? [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M LIKE THIS -- 'CAUSE KEL IS IT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
YOU THINK ABOUT KEL. FIRST OF ALL, KEL IS ANOTHER VIRGO LIKE US.
FROM CHICAGO WE'RE FROM THE SAME CITY SO, I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET THE
OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH KEL AND I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE REAL THROWBACK STORY.
LIKE, IT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU CRUSHED
IT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M THINKING --
SPEAKING OF VIRGOS, BABY -- DO WE KNOW WHAT -- I KNOW YOU'RE INTO SIGNS AND -
>> EXACTLY SO, MY BABY IS EITHER GOING TO BE A PISCES OR ARIES
[ CHEERS ] I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY LIKE, I MEAN, PISCES, LET ME
KNOW, GUYS PISCES ARE KNOWN TO BE VERY DEEP, VERY EMOTIONAL CREATURES
SO, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT TOO BLUNT FOR MY BABY BOY.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO - >> Jimmy: NO >> -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO
BE LIKE, "LOOK, WHAT'S UP? YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I'M -
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SOMETIMES I CAN BE A LITTLE TOO "TELL IT LIKE IT IS."
I NEED TO WADE IN THE WATER WITH THE PISCES, WADE IN THE WATER.
JUST KEEP IT CHILL, CHILD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KEEP IT CHILL FOR
NOW. I'M JUST AMAZED AT EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS. BUT THIS IS SOME RECENT
HIGHLIGHTS THAT HAPPENED THIS YEAR WITH KEKE PALMER. >> WHAT YA GONNA TELL ME
>> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU SOME THINGS [ LAUGHTER ]
YOUR MOVIE "NOPE" WAS NAMED ONE OF AFI'S TOP TEN MOVIES OF THE YEAR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CRUSHED IT COULDN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF
YOU. >> OH, MY GOSH, STOP >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NAMED BEST
SUPPORTING ACTRESS BY THE NEW YORK FILM CRITICS CIRCLE FOR "NOPE.
COME ON. "NEW YORK TIMES" NAMED YOU THEIR LIST OF BEST ACTORS OF
THE YEAR, KEKE PALMER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
AND YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR THREE NAACP IMAGE AWARDS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * KEKE PALMER!
>> JIMMY, I CANNOT WITH YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST. THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: I JUST KIND OF FREAK OUT AT ALL THE COOL THINGS ONE OF THE AWARDS IS FOR
HOSTING "PASSWORD. COME ON, BUDDY >> I WAS GOING TO SAY, AND
"PASSWORD," OKAY >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY COME ON, BUD
>> EXACTLY, THAT'S US. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE SO MUCH, I LOVE IT
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PODCAST. >> OH, YES "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER."
>> Jimmy: "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER. WHAT DO PEOPLE EXPECT WHEN THEY
LISTEN TO THIS >> SO, THEY CAN EXPECT -- I MEAN, I THINK ONE OF THE
BIGGEST THINGS ABOUT ME, ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME, IS I'M EXTREMELY CURIOUS.
I LOVE TO ASK QUESTIONS. AND SO, YOU'RE GOING GET A A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TOPICS
FROM DATING TO, YOU KNOW, HOW WE, YOU KNOW, LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH SOCIAL MEDIA?
HOW DO WE GROW HOW DO WE LIVE WITH BEING PREGNANT
LIKE, JUST ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING
BUT THE THING THAT I LOVE THE MOST ABOUT GETTING TO DO A A PODCAST IS THAT I ALSO GET TO
HAVE LONG CONVERSATIONS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WITH EXPERTS, WITH SOME PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY
SPECIFICALLY ARE IN SOME OF THEE FIELDS I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET INTO
THEIR HEADS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE
>> LET ME GET NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON ON WHAT IS REALLY OUT THERE, NEIL
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES. TALK TO US
>> LET ME TALK TO TOM. DID YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU CREATED MYSPACE
I WANT TO KNOW - >> Jimmy: TOM FROM MYSPACE >> LET ME CALL UP THE PASTOR
AND SAY, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THE CHURCH? >> Jimmy: OOH.
AND THEN, TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS DIGITAL TV NETWORK >> OH, YEAH.
SO, KEY-TV I'VE BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY AT THIS POINT -- IT'S SO CRAZY TO
BELIEVE, 20 YEARS, MAN >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> 20 YEARS YOUR GIRL BEEN
WORKING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, 20 YEARS I'VE BEEN IN THE
INDUSTRY AND I THINK JUST FOR ME, I KEPT THINKING TO MYSELF, WHAT CAN I
DO TO GET OUTSIDE OF JUST ME I THINK OBVIOUSLY AS YOU KNOW AS AN ENTERTAINER, EVERYTHING
IS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU AND WHAT THE NEXT GIG I'M GOING TO DO AND HOW I'M GOING TO DO THIS
AND HOW I'M GOING TO DO THAT AND I THINK I JUST THOUGHT TO MYSELF, OKAY, WITH THE SKILLS
THAT I'VE ACQUIRED THUS FAR AND THE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD AS AN ACTOR, AS
A PRODUCER - YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY GROWING INTO A WRITER AND DIRECTOR -
HOW CAN I TRANSCEND THAT INTO SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF MYSELF FOR, YOU KNOW, MY GENERATION OR
MY PEERS AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO AND SO, THAT'S WHERE KEY-TV
CAME FROM. IT'S THE KEYS TO THE CULTURE OKAY, WE SPEAKING TO THE
GENERATION, THE GEN Z, MILLENNIALS THAT WANT TO DO -- THAT WANT TO BE IN
ENTERTAINMENT BUT DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO GET THERE SO, IT'S ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT,
GREAT CONTENT, HOPEFULLY IF YOU CHECK IT OUT BUT THEN ALSO, EDUCATION AND
THE DEMOCRATIZATION OF HOW TO ACTUALLY GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S MAKE SOME STARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> LET'S MAKE SOME STARS LET'S MAKE SOME STARS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO
KEKE AND I ARE PLAYING A GAME WHEN WE COME BACK. THE JINX CHALLENGE
>> I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS >> Jimmy: COME ON BACK AND GET READY FOR THIS
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: BUT LET'S KEEP THINKING IN YOUR AREA. WHAT YOU KIND OF ALMOST -- THIS
IS VERY INTERESTING. >> OH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING >> I KNOW. WE'RE GONNA GET IT
YOU READY FOR THIS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> STOP SIGN >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEKE PALMER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEKE, I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I HAVE A REALLY GOOD CONNECTION.
AND RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WHERE WE CAN PROVE IT IT'S TIME FOR "THE JINX
CHALLENGE. >> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
* * J-J-J-JIN J-J-J-JINX
CHALLENGE * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS
WE READ A CATEGORY -- I LIKE YOUR DANCE JINX CHALLENGE
I'M GOING TO READ A CATEGORY FROM THE CARD AND THEN COUNT TO THREE.
AND WE'RE BOTH GOING TO SAY SOMETHING IN THAT CATEGORY AT THE SAME TIME, OKAY?
>> OKAY, OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: IF WE SAY THE SAME THING, IT'S A JINX, AND WE WANT
JINXES >> YES, OKAY, GREAT. >> Jimmy: THE MORE JINXES,
THAT'S HOW WE WIN. >> HOW MANY TRIES DO WE GET? >> Jimmy: DO THREE TRIES
>> THREE TRIES EACH. OKAY, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY
LET'S SEE WHAT THE FIRST CATEGORY IS. OKAY
WINTER CLOTHING. WINTER CLOTHING. WINTER CLOTHING.
OKAY >> I'M READY >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE.
HAT. >> SWEATER >> Jimmy: OKAY
[ SAD TUBA ] OKAY I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT
>> THIS IS IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> AND WE KNOW THIS.
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> ARE YOU READY FOR THAT?
>> Jimmy: IN WINTER CLOTHING ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Together: SCARF
[ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES
* >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT! >> I KNEW IT
>> Jimmy: I REALLY KNEW IT TOO >> OH, MY GOSH, JIMMY. THIS IS GOOD
>> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A JINX >> WE GOT IT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> WE LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: THINGS IN THE OCEAN. THINGS -- THINGS IN THE OCEAN. >> THINGS IN THE OCEAN
>> Jimmy: YEAH THINGS - >> YOU KNOW WHAT THINGS.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE OCEAN. >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH ONE, TWO, THREE. FISH
>> WHALE [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO GET TOUGH. >> OKAY.
IT'S GONNA GET -- ALL RIGHT. YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY ALL THE SAME DOWN THERE
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THINGS IN THE OCEAN. >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. >> Jimmy: IN THE OCEAN OKAY, READY?
>> I SAID WHALES, YOU SAID FISH, WHAT IS IT HERE WE GO
ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Jimmy: CRAB >> DOLPHINS.
[ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THINGS IN THE OCEAN.
>> OKAY. WE GOT ONE THIS IS OUR LAST SHOT.
WE KNOW THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT THING WOULD BE
IN THE OCEAN >> YOU JUST DID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME GO THERE
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> I KNOW WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING MIGHT BE IN THE OCEAN. >> I KNOW WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. A BOAT >> OCTOPUS
[ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] YOU MADE A LEAP.
YOU WENT TO OBJECTS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> DANG IT
>> Jimmy: BUT I WAS GIVING OCTOPUS VIBES. >> I THOUGHT WE WERE GIVING
TENTACLES HERE >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS DOING LIKE A BOAT
I WAS ON A BOAT. >> YOU WAS ROCKING >> Jimmy: I WAS ROCKING.
>> YOU WERE ROCKING THE BOAT >> Jimmy: WE GOT ONE JINX. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ONE JINX
THAT'S GOOD. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY FOR THIS
ONE? THIS CATEGORY IS - >> HERE WE GO.
>> Jimmy: SOMETHING RED. >> COME ON >> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: COME ON. I'LL JUST PUT THIS IN THE JINX
CATEGORY SOMETHING RED. ONE, TWO, THREE.
ROSES. >> LIPSTICK. [ SAD TUBA ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOMETHING RED. >> OKAY.
OH, OH, OH WE KNOW THIS [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS, SOMETHING RED. COME ON. COME ON.
THE ONE THING THAT WE ALL KNOW >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING RED THAT WE KNOW ARE RED, OF
COURSE, IS ONE -- NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT [ LAUGHTER ]
RED. SOMETHING RED -- IT'S THE ONLY -- THIS THING IS ONLY RED
>> YOU KNOW IT I'M READY. >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE.
STRAWBERRIES >> STOPLIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SAD TUBA ] THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL -
>> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, "DID THEY GET IT?" >> THEY WERE LIKE, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: STOPLIGHT WAS GOOD - >> I SAID STOPLIGHT, BUT YOU SAID STRAWBERRY.
[ AUDIENCE OHs ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
BUT -- BUT - LET'S KEEP THINKING IN YOUR AREA
YOU KIND OF ALMOST -- THIS IS VERY INTERESTING >> OH.
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> I KNOW.
WE'RE GONNA GET IT YOU READY FOR THIS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR
THIS ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> Together: STOP SIGN
[ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]E >> OH, MY GOD
THIS IS SO - >> Jimmy: STOP SIGN -- >> I MEAN, I WAS SO CLOSE TO
BRINGING UP MY GIRL, DIANA, BUT I WAS LIKE, THAT'S TOO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, WE GOT IT,
THOUGH WE WERE THERE. WE GOT IT.
>> OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE US. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AGAIN, I'VE GOT TO CALM DOWN.
WE GOT - >> WE'RE LITERALLY COMPETING AGAINST NO ONE BUT WE'RE
THRILLED >> Jimmy: I KNOW WE'RE SO EXCITED
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S HOW COMPETITIVE WE ARE.
HERE WE GO OH, BABY PRODUCTS. >> OH.
COME ON. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. COME ON.
ONE, TWO, THREE. DIAPERS. >> PAMPERS
OH, IT'S THE SAME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT.
THAT'S IT. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PAMPERS. DIAPERS. THAT'S IT.
GET READY. A LOT OF DIAPERS >> I KNOW I'M SO READY FOR THE
DIAPER CHANGING. AM I THOUGH? >> Jimmy: YES.
NO SPOILERS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE READY FOR EVERYTHING
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GOOD IT'S SO FUN. >> I LOVE IT
>> Jimmy: THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE IS SO FUN. >> I'M SO EXCITED JUST TO LOOK
INTO THE EYES. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW, BUT DON'T YOU
THINK THAT SOMETIMES BABIES LOOK A LITTLE SMISH WHEN THEY FIRST CAME OUT
[ LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER LIKE, WHO'S THIS GOBLIN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS, I RECOGNIZE YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE ME, YOU'RE ME THIS IS THE LAST ONE HERE.
THIS IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS. >> REALLY? I LOVE THAT.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> INVISIBLE POINTS. A WIN IS A WIN
>> Jimmy: A WIN IS A WIN HERE WE GO GAME SHOWS
ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Together: PASSWORD! [ DINGING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S KEKE PALMER RIGHT THERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT HER DIGITAL NETWORK, KEY-TV, AND HER PODCAST, "BABY,
THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC. JEFF GORDON JOINS US AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS KNOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST
DRIVERS IN THE HISTORY OF NASCAR, WHICH IS CELEBRATING ITS 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON
BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th PLEASE WELCOME NASCAR HALL OF FAME CHAMPION JEFF GORDON!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: JEFF GORDON, I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, BUD >> I LOVE SEEING YOU
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG THOUGH. >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN TOO -- >> WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG
>> Jimmy: I KNOW, I WANT YOU TO COME ON MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR, YEAH
>> I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH YOU WE HAVE GOOD TIMES >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS
CRAZY, 75 YEARS OF NASCAR. >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
>> WHAT'S REALLY WILD, IS I REMEMBER 50. YOU KNOW, I WON THE
CHAMPIONSHIP BACK IN, I THINK IT WAS IN '98, WHEN THEY CELEBRATED THEIR 50th AND WON
THE CHAMPIONSHIP THAT YEAR AND HERE WE ARE 25 YEARS LATER DOING 75
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU FROM 1992, ATLANTA MOTOR SPEEDWAY
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SEE THAT. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO
LOOK AT THE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THIS MUSTACHE.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HEY, IF YOU WANTED TO BE
A NASCAR DRIVER IN THE '90s, THAT'S THE WAY YOU HAD TO LOOK [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] NO BUT I HEARD THERE'S A LITTLE
STRATEGY TO THIS MUSTACHE. >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I STARTED RACING AT
A VERY YOUNG AGE I THINK I WAS GROWING A MUSTACHE AT, LIKE, 12 YEARS
OLD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS RACING AGAINST ALL THESE OLDER GUYS, AND I WANTED
TO FEEL LIKE I FIT IN, AND YOU KNOW, LOOK OLDER IT DIDN'T MAKE -- DIDN'T WORK,
BUT I TRIED. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOKED - >> AND I CARED -
>> Jimmy: -- JUST A BABY HERE WITH A MUSTACHE. >> BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,
RICHARD PETTY, DALE EARNHARDT, DALE JARRETT, I MEAN, ALL THE GREATS HAD MUSTACHES, SO I
THOUGHT I NEEDED ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WAS -- >> LUCKILY IT DIDN'T LAST BUT ANOTHER YEAR
>> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST RACE >> UM, ABSOLUTELY, BECAUSE,
ONE, IT WAS MEMORABLE BECAUSE I BACKED INTO THE WALL AT ABOUT LAP 50
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GEEZE. >> BUT IT WAS RICHARD PETTY'S
FINAL RACE SO, I -- YOU KNOW, HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY GOT TO RACE
AGAINST THE KING >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS -- YOU BROUGHT ME, ACTUALLY -
>> YES, WE DID >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS >> WELL, WE'VE GOT TO CELEBRATE
75 YEARS OF NASCAR >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT I LOVE THIS RIGHT HERE
AND YOU SIGNED IT FOR ME TOO - >> WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER GET
TEMPTED TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL AND GO, "I'M GOING TO SHOW THESE GUYS HOW IT WAS DONE?"
>> NO. I MEAN, I -- [ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET BACK IN THERE AND COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL
BUT I -- STILL LOVE TO DRIVE FAST I MEAN, I GET IN A -- I
ACTUALLY DID A RACE, A SPORTS CAR RACE THIS PAST YEAR, AND IT DID REMIND ME HOW HARD YOU HAVE
TO WORK BECAUSE I GOT BEAT PRETTY BAD BUT -- BUT I LOVE IT
I JUST LOVE GETTING IN THE CAR, AND JUST THE FUN OF IT IS WHAT GOT ME INTO RACING
AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THE HIGH LEVEL COMPETITION >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU IN THE
CAR, LIKE, GOING TO THE MALL OR SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ]
>> I FEEL LIKE I'M AN EXCELLENT DRIVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, I'VE GOT TO SAY -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE ANY - >> Jimmy: ARE YOU --
ARE YOU LEFT LANE GUY ALL THE WAY? >> I'M LEFT LANE IF I'M
PASSING. I MEAN, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE LEFT LANE UNLESS YOU'RE DOING
SOMETHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, THE -
THAT'S GETTING A STANDING OVATION RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT.
>> YES >> Jimmy: YES. >> I MEAN, I DON'T ALWAYS HANG
IN THE LEFT LANE IF I'M NOT IN A HURRY, I'LL GO IN THE MIDDLE LANE
I'LL GO IN THE RIGHT LANE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GOOD
75th - >> BUT LET'S BE HONEST, I'M MORE IN THE LEFT LANE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE LEFT LANE YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I FIGURED. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. YOU DON'T LIE TO ME, YEAH.
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT THIS SEASON, FEBRUARY, 75 YEARS OF NASCAR
>> WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS YEAR IS THERE'S SEVERAL EVENTS THAT ARE GOING TO BE HAPPENING THAT
I THINK ARE GOING TO REALLY SUM UP 75 YEARS. BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL WE KICK
OFF THE SEASON IN A STADIUM, L.A. COLISEUM IS WHERE WE START THIS SEASON OFF.
WE DID IT LAST YEAR, BUT WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AND IT'S JUST AMAZING TO SEE
THE ENTERTAINMENT AND THE RACING THAT CLOSE UP IN THIS TINY ARENA
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO TO A STREET COURSE RACE FOR THE
FIRST TIME IN HISTORY OF NASCAR >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT
THAT >> CHICAGO YEAH, DOWNTOWN CHICAGO, RIGHT
ON THE STREETS I MEAN, THEY'RE GOING TO SET UP A STREET COURSE.
WE'VE SEEN OTHER FORMS OF MOTOR SPORTS DO IT, BUT NEVER BIG HEAVY STOCK CARS, LOUD, ROARING
STOCK CARS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY
AMAZING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT.
PLUS, IT'S GOING TO BE A A FESTIVAL THERE'S GOING TO BE MUSIC AND
PARTIES. SO IT SHOULD BE REALLY COOL. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO A
A THROWBACK, WHERE WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO NORTH WILKESBORO, WHICH HAS NOT -- I DON'T THINK
THERE'S BEEN A RACE THERE, LIKE, 25 OR 30 YEARS SO IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT WE'RE,
YOU KNOW, GOING TO - AND WE'VE GOT SUCH YOUNG TALENT THAT'S OUT THERE
SO, IT'S EXCITING. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU TELL THE YOUNG TALENT WHEN THEY ASK YOU
FOR ADVICE DO YOU GO LIKE, "UGH, FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO
IT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OR DO YOU JUST -
>> NO. NO, YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS ARE IN THE CAR EVERY WEEKEND.
I MEAN, THEY KNOW WHAT THEY NEED I JUST, TO ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT,
YOU KNOW, TRYING TO HELP THEM HAVE THE GUIDANCE OR THE RESOURCES, OR JUST CONNECTING
PEOPLE, YOU KNOW IT'S A PEOPLE BUSINESS IT'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH, AND MAKING SURE THEY HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU AND YOU
HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THEM. OF COURSE THERE'S THE BRANDING, THE MARKETING.
I THINK I COULD PROBABLY WORK MORE WITH THEM ON THAT SIDE OF IT, OF THE EXPERIENCE THAT I'VE
HAD OVER THE YEARS, MORE SO THAN I COULD PROBABLY DO ANYTHING FOR THEM ON THE TRACK
YOU KNOW, I'VE NOT BEEN IN A A CAR IN SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS. >> Jimmy: BUT, STILL, YOU'RE
JEFF GORDON. COME ON, BUD, LIKE, COME ON, YEAH
[ CHEERS ] >> I MEAN, IF WE GO TO MARTINSVILLE, Y'KNOW, MAYBE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YEAH
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST EVER TO DO IT, BUD
>> HEY, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUD JEFF GORDON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHECK OUT THE 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON OF NASCAR BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LAUREN LONDON. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING ALONGSIDE EDDIE MURPHY AND JONAH HILL IN THE NEW
COMEDY, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, AND PREMIERING ON NETFLIX THIS
FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME LAUREN LONDON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> HI.
>> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FAMILY
HOW ARE THE KIDS >> AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT
MY SON, KAMERON, WHO IS 13 YEARS OLD, IS A BIG JIMMY FALLON FAN, WHICH IS
REALLY RANDOM FOR ME TO FIND OUT -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
- - ON THE WAY HERE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M RUNNING
DOWN WHAT I HAVE TO DO IN NEW YORK BECAUSE I'M VERY TRANSPARENT WITH MY CHILDREN
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> I'M LIKE, "OKAY, I HAVE TO DO THIS.
I'LL BE BACK AT THIS DAY." HE'S LIKE, "SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M RUNNING DOWN, I'M LIKE, "-- AND JIMMY FALLON." "WHAT!
YOU'RE DOING THAT? THAT'S REALLY BIG, MOMMY!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE "I GET HIS NOTIFICATIONS. I WATCH HIS YOUTUBE.
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> I SWEAR HE'S A BIG FAN
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> KAMERON CARTER. >> Jimmy: KAMERON!
KAMERON CARTER, YOU ARE A COOL DUDE, AND YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU, KAMERON. I LOVE YOU, KAMERON!
>> WE LOVE YOU AND KROSS, AND KROSS >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU.
AND BE COOL. WE'RE COOL, WE'RE COOL [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW FILM, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS SO FUNNY.
AND YOU ARE JUST A BREAKOUT IN THIS I MEAN, YOU JUST -
>> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOU IN THIS
YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW JONAH
BEFORE THIS MOVIE? >> I DID NOT KNOW JONAH BEFORE THIS MOVIE
>> Jimmy: HE'S GREAT >> I -- JONAH IS REALLY MY HOMEBOY IN REAL LIFE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I LOVE ME SOME JONAH HILL
>> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> AND WHEN WE FIRST MET, WE MET LIKE -
I THINK WE HAD A MEETING LIKE A COUPLE -- A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE WE SHOT
AND THERE WAS THIS BIG ASS - OOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
BIG -- >> Jimmy: KAMERON, TURN THE CHANNEL.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> HE KNOWS. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
HE HAD THIS BIG VAN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- PARKED IN THE VALET
AND I'M LIKE TRYING TO GET IN. I'M HONKING, LIKE, "WHO IS BLOCKING THE --"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE COMES OUT AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M SO -- I
THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU TODAY? I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU ARE
HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU MET
>> THAT'S HOW WE MET >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT THAT'S PERFECT
KIND OF GOES WITH THE MOVIE TOO. >> IT KIND OF DOES
>> Jimmy: LIKE, THAT TYPE OF - >> RIGHT, I WAS -- I WAS DOING A LOT.
>> Jimmy: 'CAUSE THERE'S FUN FRIEND ENERGY. AND THEN YOU GO, "OH, THESE
GUYS ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE." HOW DO WE SET UP THE MOVIE AND
WHO YOU PLAY >> HOW DO WE - I KNOW KENYA SET IT UP REAL
GOOD WHEN HE CAME, HUH >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. NO, YEAH, HE'S -
>> I KNOW, HE -- I CAN'T DO IT AS GOOD AS HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> SO THIS IS WHAT I'LL SAY. YOU WANT -- DO I NEED TO LOOK SOMEWHERE?
>> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS - >> Y'ALL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO I -- NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE -- NO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE CRUSHING IT YOU ARE CRUSHING IT.
YOU ARE CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I CAN HELP YOU WITH
THIS THIS IS MY JOB I CAN HELP YOU
>> OKAY, OKAY. HELP ME OUT. OKAY, SO, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY
I PLAY A GIRL FROM L.A., INGLEWOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> COMES FROM A MUSLIM FAMILY THAT MEETS A NICE WHITE BOY, JEWISH WHITE BOY FROM
BRENTWOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY, THAT'S GOOD
>> AND, UM, WE CONNECT WE FALL IN LOVE. AND OUR FAMILIES AREN'T SO OPEN
TO WHAT WE HAVE GOING ON AND SO IT'S JUST - >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CONTROL
YOUR FAMILY. >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO
>> NO. WE WISH WE COULD IN REAL LIFE, RIGHT?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T. NO, EXACTLY RIGHT. BUT IT'S GREAT AND IT'S FUNNY.
I THINK THE SCENE WE'RE GOING TO SHOW IS THE FIRST TIME WHERE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MEET
HE HOPS INTO YOUR CAR THINKING THAT YOU'RE HIS UBER DRIVER. HERE WE GO, THIS IS -
>> LORD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON AND
JONAH HILL IN "YOU PEOPLE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> OH MY GOD
* [ SCREAMS
>> HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED! >> YOU'RE ATTACKING ME >> GET OUT
GET OUT! >> STOP, STOP! PLEASE
RELAX! FINE, OKAY BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING FIVE
STARS. >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT NO UBER DRIVER
>> YOU'RE NOT? >> NO, I'M NOT I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK, WEIRDO.
>> -- TURN, THEN ANOTHER U-TURN >> I AM SO SORRY
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU SAW A BLACK WOMAN IN AN INEXPENSIVE CAR AND THOUGHT IT
WAS YOUR GOD GIVEN WHITE RIGHT TO GET IN MY BACKSEAT AND TELL ME WHERE TO GO
GET OUT! >> I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A RACISM -
>> UGH >> -- BUT IT'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ]
MY -- MY UBER DRIVER IS A BLACK WOMAN WHO DRIVES A MINI COOPER HER NAME IS
HYACINTH AJANLEKOKO -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WOW
>> -- BUTATEMBE. >> OKAY. >> SO --
>> SO I GUESS HYACINTH WHATEVER LOOKS LIKE ME SINCE WE ALL LOOK ALIKE.
>> I MEAN, HONESTLY, YOU GUYS ARE TWINS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, MY GOD, WAIT, SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON, EVERYBODY.
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "YOU PEOPLE" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW.
IT PREMIERES ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS HIT "WAIT IN THE TRUCK" FROM HIS
NUMBER ONE ALBUM "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW," PLEASE WELCOME HARDY, FEATURING
LAINEY WILSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* I GOT TURNED AROUND IN SOME LITTLE TOW I'D NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE *
* WORKING MY WAY THROUG A MIDDLE OF JUNE MIDNIGHT THUNDERSTORM *
* THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE HEADLIGHTS * IT STOPPED ME ON A DIME *
* SHE WAS SCARED TO DEATH SO I SAID CLIMB IN AND IN SHE CLIMBED
OH YEAH * * SHE WAS BRUISED AND BROKE FROM HEAD TO TOE
WITH A TEAR IN HER BLOOD-STAINED SHIRT * * SHE DIDN'T TELL
THE WHOLE TRUT BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO * * I KNEW WHAT HAD
HAPPENED TO HE I DIDN'T LOAD HER DOWN WITH QUESTIONS *
* THAT GIRL HAD BEE THROUGH ENOUGH * * I JUST THREW IT IN DRIV
LOOKED IN THOSE EYES AND I ASKED HE WHERE HE WAS *
* I DON'T KNO IF HE'S AN ANGEL * 'CAUSE ANGEL
DON'T DO WHAT HE DID * * HE WAS HELLBENT TO FIND THE MAN BEHIND
ALL THE WHISKE SCARS I HID * * AND I NEVER THOUGHT
MY DAY OF JUSTIC WOULD COME FROM A JUDG UNDER A SEAT *
* BUT I KNEW RIGHT THEN I'D NEVER GET HIT AGAI WHEN HE SAID TO ME *
* WAIT IN THE TRUCK JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * * WELL I KNOCKED AND KNOCKE
AND NO ONE CAM SO I KICKED IN HIS DOUBLE-WIDE DOOR *
* I LET THE HAMMER DROP BEFORE HE GOT TO THAT 12 HE WAS REACHING FOR *
* I DIDN'T TR TO HIDE MY PISTO I DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO RUN *
* I JUST SAT ON THE PORCH SMOKING ONE OF HIS CIGARETTE AND WAITED FOR
THE COPS TO COME * * I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S AN ANGE
'CAUSE ANGEL DON'T DO WHAT HE DID * * HE WAS HELLBENT TO FIND
THE MAN BEHIND ALL THE WHISKE SCARS I HID *
* AND I NEVER THOUGHT MY DAY OF JUSTIC WOULD COME FROM A JUDG
UNDER A SEAT * * BUT I KNEW RIGHT THEN I'D NEVER GET HIT AGAI
WHEN HE SAID TO ME * * WAIT IN THE TRUCK JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK
OHH OHH-OH HAVE MERCY ON ME LORD * * HAVE MERCY ON M
HAVE MERCY ON ME LOR OH * * IT'S BEEN 60 MONTHS
AND SHE STILL COMES TO SEE M FROM TIME TO TIME * * IT WAS WORTH THE PRIC
TO SEE A BRIGHTER SIDE OF THE GIRL I PICKED U THAT NIGHT *
* AND I MIGHT BE HERE FOREVE IT AIN'T PARADIS
THAT'S TRUE * * BUT IT'S WHOLE HELL OF A LOT BETTE
THAN THE PLACE I SENT HIM TO* * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY
HAVE MERCY ON ME WAIT IN THE TRUC JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK *
* HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME WAIT IN THE TRUC
JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME
HAVE MERCY ON ME LOR HAVE MERCY ON ME * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY
HAVE MERCY ON ME LORD * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME
HAVE MERCY HAVE MERC HAVE MERCY ON ME * * WAIT IN THE TRUCK
JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOO
COME ON, NOW COME ON, BUD THANK YOU SO MUCH.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU [ CHEERS ] HARDY!
LAINEY WILSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW"
IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO KEKE PALMER, JEFF GORDON, LAUREN LONDON,
HARDY, LAINEY WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE