1 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,277 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:16,182 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:19,386 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEKE PALMER. 4 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:23,289 JEFF GORDON. LAUREN LONDON. MUSICAL GUEST HARDY FEATURING 5 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:31,398 LAINEY WILSON. AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1785 6 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:38,538 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:48,748 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 8 00:00:48,748 --> 00:01:03,329 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. COME ON NOW. 9 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:09,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU! THANK YOU AND WELCOME, WELCOME, 10 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:14,507 WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:20,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, THIS IS AMAZING. 12 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,182 HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, WE'RE JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM BREAKING THE RECORD FOR THE 13 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:29,622 LONGEST STRETCH OF WINTER WITHOUT SNOW [ CHEERS ] 14 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:32,559 IT'S WEIRD IT'S LIKE MOTHER NATURE IS DOING DRY JANUARY. 15 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,662 [ LAUGHTER ] I MISS THE SNOW. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME TAKING 16 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:38,298 YOUR KIDS SLEDDING DOWN THE PILE OF TRASH BAGS [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:41,801 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. EVERYONE IS STILL TALKING ABOUT ALL THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS 18 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,570 THAT KEEP POPPING UP, AND NOW SPOKESPEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT UNTIL THE END OF THEIR TERMS, 19 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:51,578 ALL CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS WERE RETURNED BY OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON. 20 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:56,182 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IN OTHER WORDS, WE'RE FIVE MINUTES AWAY FROM LEARNING THAT 21 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:59,152 THEY FOUND DOCUMENTS AT THE HOMES OF OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON. 22 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,755 [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, WHEN ASKED IF HE HAD ANY CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS, 23 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:04,190 DICK CHENEY PUT HIS HEART INTO SLEEP MODE [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:16,069 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT ALL THE PRESIDENTS SAID THEY 25 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,838 DON'T HAVE ANY CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS. THEN JIMMY CARTER WAS LIKE, 26 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,808 "HELLO, I'M STILL HERE TOO HI." [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,278 ACTUALLY, JUST TO BE SAFE, THE FBI IS SEARCHING JIMMY CARTER'S DOLLHOUSE. 28 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:32,852 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ODDEST PHOTO I'VE EVER SEEN 29 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,221 >> Steve: THE WEIRDEST >> Jimmy: IT'S THE WEIRDEST PHOTO EVER 30 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:37,891 IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW DONALD TRUMP, JOE BIDEN, NOW 31 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:42,896 MIKE PENCE, ALL HAVE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS IN THEIR HOMES THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE IN FULL 32 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:49,202 SWING. THE NFL THIS WEEKEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 33 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:54,240 EGG PRICES ARE SOARING AND DUNKIN' IS MAKING PLANS TO OFFER THEIR OWN ALCOHOLIC 34 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,511 BEVERAGES. [ CHEERS ] THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER 35 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:01,348 LET'S JUST JUMP IN, COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR "NEWSMASH. 36 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,082 IT'S TIME FOR "NEWSMASH. HERE WE GO 37 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:05,185 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 38 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:09,189 * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SCANDAL 39 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:13,293 THEY JUST KEEP FINDING MORE. FIRST IT WAS TRUMP, THEN BIDEN NOW MIKE PENCE 40 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:16,196 AT THIS POINT, AMERICANS ARE TIRED OF IT. THEY JUST WANT TO TURN OFF THE 41 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,466 NEWS AND WATCH THE NFL PLAYOFFS [ CHEERS ] 42 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,968 THIS WEEKEND IT'S BENGALS VERSUS CHIEFS, 49ers VERSUS EAGLES -- 43 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:27,273 - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - -FOR A TRIP TO THE SUPER BOWL 44 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:31,478 THE STAKES ARE HIGH. ALMOST AS HIGH AS EGG PRICES [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:35,382 THEY ARE SOARING, AND CONGRESS MIGHT EVEN INVESTIGATE WHAT'S GOING ON 46 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,884 AT THESE PRICES, INSTEAD OF EATING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, YOU'RE BETTER OFF DRINKING 47 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:43,490 BOOZE AT DUNKIN' [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT 48 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,559 DUNKIN' IS PLANNING TO SELL ITS OWN ALCOHOLIC DRINKS PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "EW, WHAT'S 49 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:49,195 EVEN IN IT?" AND DUNKIN' SAID, "THAT'S CLASSIFIED." 50 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:59,005 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THE PAPERS -- THE PAPERS ARE EVERYWHERE 51 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,509 THIS WEEK, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I APOLOGIZE FOR KEEPING DOCUMENTS IN MA-GARAGE, 52 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:07,047 MA-OFFICE, AND MA-HOMES. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE KANSAS CITY 53 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:10,250 QUARTERBACK. AND HE'S GOT TO PLAY CINCINNATI'S JOE BURROW. 54 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,152 BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING TO PLAY HARD NEITHER ONE IS GOING TO JUST 55 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:16,790 ROLLOVER EASY, SCRAMBLED, FRIED. NO MATTER HOW YOU MAKE THEM, 56 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,592 THEY'RE EXPENSIVE. SO IF YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH OF EGGS RIGHT NOW, KEEP THEM TO 57 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:23,096 YOURSELF MAYBE EVEN HIDE THEM [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:28,835 MIKE PENCE HAS BEEN SO STRESSED HE'S THINKING ABOUT DOING SHOTS OVER AT DRUNKEN DOUGHNUTS. 59 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:32,772 [ LAUGHTER ] SERIOUSLY, BOOZE AT DUNKIN'? EVEN PEOPLE IN BOSTON ARE LIKE, 60 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:36,209 "SORRY, BUT I THINK I'LL PASS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S THE QUARTERBACK'S JOB 61 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,479 AND IF THEY SCREW UP ON SUNDAY, THEIR WHOLE SEASON WILL BE TOTALLY WASTED 62 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:43,950 [ LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, DON'T MISS, KICKERS. 63 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,955 STOP IT, MISTERS PENNY PINCHERS WICKED PISS-AH 64 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,725 THIS HAS BEEN "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 65 00:04:52,992 --> 00:05:00,033 * >> Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, GET THIS I READ THAT KING CHARLES' REAL 66 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:06,172 ESTATE FIRM IS SUING TWITTER FOR FAILING TO PAY RENT AT THEIR LONDON OFFICE. 67 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:10,110 KING CHARLES' REAL ESTATE FIRM EVERYONE IS LIKE, "YOU MEAN, ENGLAND? 68 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:14,147 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW YOUR LANDLORD IS THE KING WHEN YOUR EVICTION NOTICE 69 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:18,251 STARTS WITH THE PHRASE, "HEAR YE, HEAR YE. [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:22,155 HEY, I HEARD THAT DUE TO SOME MAJOR DELAYS, PARIS IS RUSHING TO FINISH CONSTRUCTION WORK IN 71 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:26,626 TIME FOR THE 2024 OLYMPICS YEP. THE FRENCH WORKERS WERE LIKE, 72 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:31,364 "WE ARE WORKING 24/7 THAT'S 24 HOURS A MONTH, 7 MONTHS A YEAR. 73 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:39,172 [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY, THE DELAYS HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY A STEEL 74 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,275 SHORTAGE YEAH YOU KNOW IT'S ROUGH WHEN THEY 75 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,478 HAVE TO STRIP THE EIFFEL TOWER FOR PARTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,081 SWITCHING GEARS, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS JUSTIN BIEBER JUST SOLD HIS 77 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:52,886 ENTIRE MUSIC CATALOG FOR $200 MILLION ASKED WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO 78 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,155 WITH THE MONEY, BIEBER SAID, "BUY A DOZEN EGGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:56,956 $200 MILLION, THAT'S $1 FOR EVERY PERSON WHO PRETENDED TO KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO 80 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:03,129 "DESPACITO." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS WILD 81 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,098 THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA IS SO DESPERATE FOR LIFEGUARDS THAT THEY'RE RECRUITING APPLICANTS 82 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:16,142 WHO CAN'T SWIM [ LAUGHTER ] EVEN WORSE, THEY'RE LETTING THE 83 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:19,079 LIFEGUARDS WORK FROM HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: ARE THEY GOING TO 84 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:22,682 ZOOM IN? >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, TWO MEN IN GERMANY JUST BROKE THE WORLD 85 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:28,054 RECORD BY PLAYING THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HARDER, 86 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,791 PLAYING THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS OR LISTENING TO THE ACCORDION FOR 24 HOURS 87 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,461 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 88 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,695 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 89 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:43,837 * 90 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:48,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 91 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:52,779 TONIGHT. I MEAN, OF ALL MY FAVORITES. SHE LAUNCHED HER OWN DIGITAL 92 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:58,218 NETWORK CALLED KEY-TV. AND SHE HOSTS A PODCAST, "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS 93 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:08,061 AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC. KEKE PALMER IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,763 PLUS, HE'S ONE OF THE GREATEST DRIVERS IN THE HISTORY OF NASCAR, WHICH IS CELEBRATING 95 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:17,103 ITS 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th NASCAR HALL OF FAMER 96 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:23,810 JEFF GORDON IS HERE TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLUS, SHE STARS IN THE NEW 97 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,478 COMEDY, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW AND PREMIERING ON NETFLIX THIS 98 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:34,487 FRIDAY LAUREN LONDON IS JOINING US. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 99 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,322 AND HIS LATEST ALBUM, "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW" IS CURRENTLY NUMBER ONE ON THE 100 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:43,963 iTUNES CHARTS. YEAH [ CHEERS ] 101 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,632 PERFORMING HIS HIT SONG "WAIT IN THE TRUCK," WE GOT MUSIC FROM HARDY FEATURING 102 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:51,271 LAINEY WILSON TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD 103 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:55,775 NUMBER ONE NOT TOO SHABBY GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT 104 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:59,346 SHOW" HASHTAGS HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:59,346 --> 00:07:59,379 HERE WE GO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 106 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:04,284 * * HASHTAG 107 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:10,290 HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 108 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:14,094 A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC SO, WITH THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS 109 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:19,099 COMING OUT YESTERDAY, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG, "ADD A WORD, FIX A MOVIE. 110 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:22,335 AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT A A FUNNY WORD ADDITION TO IMPROVE A MOVIE TITLE. 111 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:25,271 WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG 112 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:29,476 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE LOVE IT NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF 113 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:33,346 MY FAVORITE "ADD A WORD, FIX A A MOVIE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS. HERE WE GO 114 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:38,151 THIS FIRST IS FROM @VEGESTIC >> Steve: AH, VEGGIE STICK >> Jimmy: VEGGIE STICK 115 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:41,621 THANK YOU. SHE SAYS, "BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER 21." 116 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:50,597 [ APPLAUSE ] THIS ONE'S FROM @JOOPYDRAWERS. SHE SAYS, "AVATAR: THE WAY OF 117 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:57,437 BONG WATER." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM 118 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:01,641 @TIMOTHYDALTON11 HE SAYS, "CARROT TOP GUN: MAVERICK." 119 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,378 [ APPLAUSE ] >> Steve: GOT TO GIVE HIM HIS PROPS. 120 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:10,216 >> Jimmy: I'D WATCH IT THIS ONE IS FROM @PIERRELAFRANCE0 121 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:16,756 HE SAYS, "SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME DEPOT." [ APPLAUSE ] 122 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:19,459 THIS ONE'S FROM @JULIEINDALLAS SHE SAYS, "DOCTOR STRANGE AND THE MULTIVERSE OF MARCH 123 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:29,903 MADNESS. [ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS FROM @SNSDOUGH 124 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,138 HE SAYS, "THE BANSHEES OF ED INISHERIN. [ APPLAUSE ] 125 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:39,813 >> Steve: ED INISHERIN >> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @ALEXVANPELT 126 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:46,052 HE SAYS, "BREAKFAST SAUSAGE AT TIFFANY'S. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:49,756 THIS ONE'S FROM @YEPIMDESTINY. SHE SAYS, "THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, 128 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:56,196 AND THE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THIS LAST ONE IS FROM 129 00:09:56,196 --> 00:10:00,133 @JEFFHOFMANN HE SAYS, "M3GAN MARKLE." THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY 130 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,869 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 131 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:06,806 FAVORITES GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 132 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:17,717 KEKE PALMER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 133 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,187 >> Jimmy: WHEN YOU ANNOUNCED IT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THAT WAS THE BEST THING 134 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:25,825 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SAID, "TA-DA!" >> EVERY TIME -- EVERY TIME I 135 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:30,030 LOOK BACK AT THAT CLIP, I'M LIKE, WHY DID I SOUND LIKE A A VILLAIN? 136 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:45,278 "I AM. >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-WINNING PERFORMER WHO 137 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:49,349 LAUNCHED HER OWN DIGITAL NETWORK CALLED KEY-TV. AND SHE HOSTS THE PODCAST, 138 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:53,687 "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC 139 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:58,992 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KEKE PALMER! 140 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:19,446 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 141 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:23,917 >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK -- YOU LOOK AMAZING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 142 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,618 >> JIMMY, I CANNOT WITH YOU. YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BEST LOVE 143 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:28,254 IT'S THE VIRGO ENERGY FOR ME, EVERY TIME >> Jimmy: I GIVE YOU THAT -- I 144 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:32,726 WANTED TO SAY HI TO THE BABY HI, BABY I CANNOT WAIT TO MEET YOU. 145 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,962 >> THE BABY SAID, "WHAT'S UP CAN'T WAIT TO BE BESTIES." >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT 146 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,465 I SAID, "IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET YOU? >> YOU GOT ME HOOKED UP WITH 147 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:42,235 THIS BACK SUPPORT. >> Jimmy: I GOT A PILLOW THERE YOU WANTED A LaCROIX 148 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:45,739 >> THANK YOU FOR THIS LaCROIX. >> Jimmy: I GOT YOU A LaCROIX. I GOT WHATEVER YOU WANT. 149 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,408 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH KEEPS THE STOMACH SETTLED. YOU REALLY LOOKING OUT FOR ME. 150 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,611 >> Jimmy: I HAVE TO. I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. AND BY THE WAY -- YOU KNOW ME, 151 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:54,114 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH >> I LOVE YOU, TOO >> Jimmy: BUT WHEN YOU 152 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:59,285 ANNOUNCED IT ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THAT WAS THE BEST THING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 153 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:03,757 YOU SAID, "TA-DA!" >> EVERY TIME -- EVERY TIME I LOOK BACK AT THAT CLIP, I'M 154 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:06,693 LIKE, WHY DID I SOUND LIKE A A VILLAIN? "I AM. 155 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:10,797 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID IT LIKE THIS, BUT I WAS SO EXCITED I MEAN, I ALWAYS THOUGHT TO 156 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,267 MYSELF, YOU KNOW, I WOULD LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY, OBVIOUSLY, TO HOST "SNL. 157 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,937 I JUST DID NOT KNOW IT WOULD BE THE SAME TIME THAT I WAS PREGNANT 158 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,274 AND SO, I WAS LIKE, I GUESS I GOT TO SAY IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH 159 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,644 YOU CAN'T TIME THAT STUFF OUT. IT'S JUST EVERYTHING MAGICAL HAPPENED FOR A REASON. 160 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,881 AND IT WAS THE GREATEST -- I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU. >> OH, MY GOD, YEAH! 161 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,550 >> Jimmy: THE REVEAL IT WAS JUST THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 162 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,586 IT WAS SO GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE WENT NUTS 163 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,656 EVERYONE WENT -- IT WAS JUST GREAT. AND BY THE WAY, YOU HOSTED A 164 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:41,127 A GREAT EPISODE. YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 165 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,930 >> Jimmy: THEY LOVE YOU UP THERE. YOU GOT KENAN AND KEL -- 166 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,434 >> OH, MY GOSH, YES! >> Jimmy: -- TO REUNITE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:53,606 >> SO -- >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS 168 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,109 >> SHOUT OUT TO BRIAN ROBBINS. OBVIOUSLY, SHOUT OUT TO KENAN THOMPSON, KEL MITCHELL 169 00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:00,046 I GREW UP ON "KENAN AND KEL. I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THAT SHOW. AND JUST THE -- I MEAN, I'M 170 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,950 A HUGE FAN OF MULTICAM SITCOM, WHICH WE DON'T SEE A TON OF ANYMORE, RIGHT 171 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,353 >> Jimmy: I MISS IT. >> I MISS IT SO MUCH AND JUST THE SATIRE AND THE 172 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:10,056 DRAMA, BUT ALSO, THE HEART OF IT ALL AND IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE, YOU 173 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:16,096 KNOW, NOWADAYS WHENEVER THEY BRING SOMETHING BACK, IT BECOMES THIS DEEP-SEATED DRAMA 174 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,064 AND SO, I LOVE THAT WHEN I CAME TO KENAN WITH THE IDEA, I WAS LIKE, MAN, WE SHOULD DO 175 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:21,835 SOMETHING LIKE "KENAN AND KEL" BUT LIKE "KENAN AND KELLY," YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 176 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:27,741 SO, I COULD BE KELLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SMART. 177 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:30,543 >> AND HE IMMEDIATELY, LIKE, GOT ON IT. YOU KNOW, WROTE THIS GREAT 178 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,746 SKETCH WITH HIS WRITING PARTNER OVER AT "SNL." AND THEY CAME UP WITH THIS 179 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:37,784 REALLY FUNNY SKETCH, WHICH IS WHAT YOU GUYS SAW. >> Jimmy: WAS KEL ALWAYS IN IT 180 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:41,588 >> SO, I DIDN'T MENTION KEL. THAT WAS A SURPRISE TO ME. WHEN HE -- WHEN I ACTUALLY READ 181 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:46,459 THE SKETCH, I'M LIKE, "YOU GOT KEL? [ LAUGHTER ] 182 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,829 I'M LIKE THIS -- 'CAUSE KEL IS IT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 183 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,631 YOU THINK ABOUT KEL. FIRST OF ALL, KEL IS ANOTHER VIRGO LIKE US. 184 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:55,368 FROM CHICAGO WE'RE FROM THE SAME CITY SO, I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET THE 185 00:13:55,368 --> 00:14:00,640 OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH KEL AND I WAS ACTUALLY IN THE REAL THROWBACK STORY. 186 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,876 LIKE, IT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME >> Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU CRUSHED 187 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,844 IT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: NOW, I'M THINKING -- 188 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,615 SPEAKING OF VIRGOS, BABY -- DO WE KNOW WHAT -- I KNOW YOU'RE INTO SIGNS AND - 189 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:12,786 >> EXACTLY SO, MY BABY IS EITHER GOING TO BE A PISCES OR ARIES 190 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,588 [ CHEERS ] I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY LIKE, I MEAN, PISCES, LET ME 191 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:20,326 KNOW, GUYS PISCES ARE KNOWN TO BE VERY DEEP, VERY EMOTIONAL CREATURES 192 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,896 SO, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M NOT TOO BLUNT FOR MY BABY BOY. 193 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,565 I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO - >> Jimmy: NO >> -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO 194 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,901 BE LIKE, "LOOK, WHAT'S UP? YOU KNOW, I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I'M - 195 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,538 YOU KNOW, BECAUSE SOMETIMES I CAN BE A LITTLE TOO "TELL IT LIKE IT IS." 196 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,774 I NEED TO WADE IN THE WATER WITH THE PISCES, WADE IN THE WATER. 197 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:38,111 JUST KEEP IT CHILL, CHILD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: KEEP IT CHILL FOR 198 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,748 NOW. I'M JUST AMAZED AT EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING 199 00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,417 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT A COUPLE THINGS. BUT THIS IS SOME RECENT 200 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:49,589 HIGHLIGHTS THAT HAPPENED THIS YEAR WITH KEKE PALMER. >> WHAT YA GONNA TELL ME 201 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,658 >> Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU SOME THINGS [ LAUGHTER ] 202 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,493 YOUR MOVIE "NOPE" WAS NAMED ONE OF AFI'S TOP TEN MOVIES OF THE YEAR 203 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:58,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CRUSHED IT COULDN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF 204 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,834 YOU. >> OH, MY GOSH, STOP >> Jimmy: YOU WERE NAMED BEST 205 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,202 SUPPORTING ACTRESS BY THE NEW YORK FILM CRITICS CIRCLE FOR "NOPE. 206 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,037 COME ON. "NEW YORK TIMES" NAMED YOU THEIR LIST OF BEST ACTORS OF 207 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:15,315 THE YEAR, KEKE PALMER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 208 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:19,953 AND YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR THREE NAACP IMAGE AWARDS THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 209 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:25,959 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * KEKE PALMER! 210 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,628 >> JIMMY, I CANNOT WITH YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST. THANK YOU. 211 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,463 >> Jimmy: I JUST KIND OF FREAK OUT AT ALL THE COOL THINGS ONE OF THE AWARDS IS FOR 212 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,799 HOSTING "PASSWORD. COME ON, BUDDY >> I WAS GOING TO SAY, AND 213 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,068 "PASSWORD," OKAY >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY COME ON, BUD 214 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,538 >> EXACTLY, THAT'S US. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE SO MUCH, I LOVE IT 215 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,741 LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PODCAST. >> OH, YES "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER." 216 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,545 >> Jimmy: "BABY, THIS IS KEKE PALMER. WHAT DO PEOPLE EXPECT WHEN THEY 217 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,548 LISTEN TO THIS >> SO, THEY CAN EXPECT -- I MEAN, I THINK ONE OF THE 218 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,719 BIGGEST THINGS ABOUT ME, ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME, IS I'M EXTREMELY CURIOUS. 219 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,321 I LOVE TO ASK QUESTIONS. AND SO, YOU'RE GOING GET A A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TOPICS 220 00:15:55,321 --> 00:16:04,564 FROM DATING TO, YOU KNOW, HOW WE, YOU KNOW, LIVE IN THIS WORLD WITH SOCIAL MEDIA? 221 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,399 HOW DO WE GROW HOW DO WE LIVE WITH BEING PREGNANT 222 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,302 LIKE, JUST ALL OF THESE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE HAVING 223 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,071 BUT THE THING THAT I LOVE THE MOST ABOUT GETTING TO DO A A PODCAST IS THAT I ALSO GET TO 224 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,839 HAVE LONG CONVERSATIONS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WITH EXPERTS, WITH SOME PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY 225 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:18,678 SPECIFICALLY ARE IN SOME OF THEE FIELDS I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET INTO 226 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:23,450 THEIR HEADS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE 227 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,652 >> LET ME GET NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON ON WHAT IS REALLY OUT THERE, NEIL 228 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,787 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YES. TALK TO US 229 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,956 >> LET ME TALK TO TOM. DID YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU CREATED MYSPACE 230 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:33,059 I WANT TO KNOW - >> Jimmy: TOM FROM MYSPACE >> LET ME CALL UP THE PASTOR 231 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:39,666 AND SAY, WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THE CHURCH? >> Jimmy: OOH. 232 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,634 AND THEN, TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS DIGITAL TV NETWORK >> OH, YEAH. 233 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,538 SO, KEY-TV I'VE BEEN IN THE INDUSTRY AT THIS POINT -- IT'S SO CRAZY TO 234 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:49,075 BELIEVE, 20 YEARS, MAN >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> 20 YEARS YOUR GIRL BEEN 235 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:53,813 WORKING! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, 20 YEARS I'VE BEEN IN THE 236 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:56,549 INDUSTRY AND I THINK JUST FOR ME, I KEPT THINKING TO MYSELF, WHAT CAN I 237 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,621 DO TO GET OUTSIDE OF JUST ME I THINK OBVIOUSLY AS YOU KNOW AS AN ENTERTAINER, EVERYTHING 238 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,323 IS ALWAYS ABOUT YOU AND WHAT THE NEXT GIG I'M GOING TO DO AND HOW I'M GOING TO DO THIS 239 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:08,695 AND HOW I'M GOING TO DO THAT AND I THINK I JUST THOUGHT TO MYSELF, OKAY, WITH THE SKILLS 240 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,363 THAT I'VE ACQUIRED THUS FAR AND THE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD AS AN ACTOR, AS 241 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:15,735 A PRODUCER - YOU KNOW, HOPEFULLY GROWING INTO A WRITER AND DIRECTOR - 242 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,506 HOW CAN I TRANSCEND THAT INTO SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF MYSELF FOR, YOU KNOW, MY GENERATION OR 243 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,643 MY PEERS AND OTHER PEOPLE THAT WANT TO DO WHAT I WANT TO DO AND SO, THAT'S WHERE KEY-TV 244 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:29,616 CAME FROM. IT'S THE KEYS TO THE CULTURE OKAY, WE SPEAKING TO THE 245 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:33,420 GENERATION, THE GEN Z, MILLENNIALS THAT WANT TO DO -- THAT WANT TO BE IN 246 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,756 ENTERTAINMENT BUT DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO GET THERE SO, IT'S ABOUT ENTERTAINMENT, 247 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:41,628 GREAT CONTENT, HOPEFULLY IF YOU CHECK IT OUT BUT THEN ALSO, EDUCATION AND 248 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,597 THE DEMOCRATIZATION OF HOW TO ACTUALLY GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B. 249 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,367 >> Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S MAKE SOME STARS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 250 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:51,438 >> LET'S MAKE SOME STARS LET'S MAKE SOME STARS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 251 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,775 LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO 252 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,177 KEKE AND I ARE PLAYING A GAME WHEN WE COME BACK. THE JINX CHALLENGE 253 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,279 >> I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS >> Jimmy: COME ON BACK AND GET READY FOR THIS 254 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:06,820 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 255 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,322 >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S KEEP THINKING IN YOUR AREA. WHAT YOU KIND OF ALMOST -- THIS 256 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:12,859 IS VERY INTERESTING. >> OH. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M 257 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,661 SAYING >> I KNOW. WE'RE GONNA GET IT 258 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,196 YOU READY FOR THIS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS 259 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:32,112 ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> STOP SIGN >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 260 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,847 EVERYBODY. WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH KEKE PALMER! 261 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:40,854 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEKE, I FEEL LIKE YOU AND I HAVE A REALLY GOOD CONNECTION. 262 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:43,957 AND RIGHT NOW, I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WHERE WE CAN PROVE IT IT'S TIME FOR "THE JINX 263 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:46,826 CHALLENGE. >> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 264 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,462 * * J-J-J-JIN J-J-J-JINX 265 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,132 CHALLENGE * >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S HOW IT WORKS 266 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,401 WE READ A CATEGORY -- I LIKE YOUR DANCE JINX CHALLENGE 267 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,469 I'M GOING TO READ A CATEGORY FROM THE CARD AND THEN COUNT TO THREE. 268 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,439 AND WE'RE BOTH GOING TO SAY SOMETHING IN THAT CATEGORY AT THE SAME TIME, OKAY? 269 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,008 >> OKAY, OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: IF WE SAY THE SAME THING, IT'S A JINX, AND WE WANT 270 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,678 JINXES >> YES, OKAY, GREAT. >> Jimmy: THE MORE JINXES, 271 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:08,014 THAT'S HOW WE WIN. >> HOW MANY TRIES DO WE GET? >> Jimmy: DO THREE TRIES 272 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,750 >> THREE TRIES EACH. OKAY, HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY 273 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:14,688 LET'S SEE WHAT THE FIRST CATEGORY IS. OKAY 274 00:19:14,688 --> 00:19:21,094 WINTER CLOTHING. WINTER CLOTHING. WINTER CLOTHING. 275 00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,363 OKAY >> I'M READY >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. 276 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,598 HAT. >> SWEATER >> Jimmy: OKAY 277 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,234 [ SAD TUBA ] OKAY I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT 278 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,503 >> THIS IS IT. >> Jimmy: THIS IS IT >> AND WE KNOW THIS. 279 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,572 >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS >> ARE YOU READY FOR THAT? 280 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:34,941 >> Jimmy: IN WINTER CLOTHING ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Together: SCARF 281 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,509 [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YES 282 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:45,285 * >> Jimmy: I KNEW IT! >> I KNEW IT 283 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,554 >> Jimmy: I REALLY KNEW IT TOO >> OH, MY GOSH, JIMMY. THIS IS GOOD 284 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,622 >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT A JINX >> WE GOT IT 285 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,891 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO >> WE LOVE THIS SO MUCH. 286 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:56,396 >> Jimmy: THINGS IN THE OCEAN. THINGS -- THINGS IN THE OCEAN. >> THINGS IN THE OCEAN 287 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,431 >> Jimmy: YEAH THINGS - >> YOU KNOW WHAT THINGS. 288 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,066 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THE OCEAN. >> YEAH. 289 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,701 >> Jimmy: YEAH ONE, TWO, THREE. FISH 290 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:06,139 >> WHALE [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:07,574 >> Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO GET TOUGH. >> OKAY. 292 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,343 IT'S GONNA GET -- ALL RIGHT. YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY ALL THE SAME DOWN THERE 293 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,480 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THINGS IN THE OCEAN. >> OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 294 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:18,485 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. >> Jimmy: IN THE OCEAN OKAY, READY? 295 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:20,854 >> I SAID WHALES, YOU SAID FISH, WHAT IS IT HERE WE GO 296 00:20:20,854 --> 00:20:24,657 ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Jimmy: CRAB >> DOLPHINS. 297 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:31,197 [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THINGS IN THE OCEAN. 298 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:33,266 >> OKAY. WE GOT ONE THIS IS OUR LAST SHOT. 299 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,602 WE KNOW THIS [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT THING WOULD BE 300 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:39,039 IN THE OCEAN >> YOU JUST DID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME GO THERE 301 00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:40,874 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> I KNOW WHAT IT IS 302 00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:43,543 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING MIGHT BE IN THE OCEAN. >> I KNOW WHAT IT IS 303 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,279 >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. A BOAT >> OCTOPUS 304 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:56,389 [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] YOU MADE A LEAP. 305 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,359 YOU WENT TO OBJECTS. >> Jimmy: I KNOW >> DANG IT 306 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,428 >> Jimmy: BUT I WAS GIVING OCTOPUS VIBES. >> I THOUGHT WE WERE GIVING 307 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:05,298 TENTACLES HERE >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS DOING LIKE A BOAT 308 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,567 I WAS ON A BOAT. >> YOU WAS ROCKING >> Jimmy: I WAS ROCKING. 309 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,236 >> YOU WERE ROCKING THE BOAT >> Jimmy: WE GOT ONE JINX. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ONE JINX 310 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,472 THAT'S GOOD. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, READY FOR THIS 311 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,174 ONE? THIS CATEGORY IS - >> HERE WE GO. 312 00:21:14,174 --> 00:21:16,409 >> Jimmy: SOMETHING RED. >> COME ON >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 313 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,345 >> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: COME ON. I'LL JUST PUT THIS IN THE JINX 314 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,580 CATEGORY SOMETHING RED. ONE, TWO, THREE. 315 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,849 ROSES. >> LIPSTICK. [ SAD TUBA ] 316 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:27,721 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SOMETHING RED. >> OKAY. 317 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:30,690 OH, OH, OH WE KNOW THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 318 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,427 THIS, SOMETHING RED. COME ON. COME ON. 319 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:37,731 THE ONE THING THAT WE ALL KNOW >> Jimmy: IT'S SOMETHING RED THAT WE KNOW ARE RED, OF 320 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:48,008 COURSE, IS ONE -- NO, I'M NOT FEELING IT [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:53,446 RED. SOMETHING RED -- IT'S THE ONLY -- THIS THING IS ONLY RED 322 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:57,684 >> YOU KNOW IT I'M READY. >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. 323 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,619 STRAWBERRIES >> STOPLIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:05,759 [ SAD TUBA ] THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL - 325 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:08,261 >> Jimmy: NO, BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, "DID THEY GET IT?" >> THEY WERE LIKE, YEAH. 326 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,530 >> Jimmy: STOPLIGHT WAS GOOD - >> I SAID STOPLIGHT, BUT YOU SAID STRAWBERRY. 327 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:15,969 [ AUDIENCE OHs ] [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: YEAH 328 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:19,906 BUT -- BUT - LET'S KEEP THINKING IN YOUR AREA 329 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:23,376 YOU KIND OF ALMOST -- THIS IS VERY INTERESTING >> OH. 330 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,778 >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING >> I KNOW. 331 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,780 WE'RE GONNA GET IT YOU READY FOR THIS >> Jimmy: ARE YOU READY FOR 332 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,416 THIS ONE, TWO, THREE -- >> Together: STOP SIGN 333 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:38,391 [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]E >> OH, MY GOD 334 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,994 THIS IS SO - >> Jimmy: STOP SIGN -- >> I MEAN, I WAS SO CLOSE TO 335 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:44,497 BRINGING UP MY GIRL, DIANA, BUT I WAS LIKE, THAT'S TOO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I KNOW, WE GOT IT, 336 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,299 THOUGH WE WERE THERE. WE GOT IT. 337 00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:48,835 >> OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE US. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, AGAIN, I'VE GOT TO CALM DOWN. 338 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:51,171 WE GOT - >> WE'RE LITERALLY COMPETING AGAINST NO ONE BUT WE'RE 339 00:22:51,171 --> 00:22:53,606 THRILLED >> Jimmy: I KNOW WE'RE SO EXCITED 340 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:55,141 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S HOW COMPETITIVE WE ARE. 341 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:59,312 HERE WE GO OH, BABY PRODUCTS. >> OH. 342 00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,848 COME ON. >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. COME ON. 343 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,250 ONE, TWO, THREE. DIAPERS. >> PAMPERS 344 00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,453 OH, IT'S THE SAME. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE GOT IT. WE GOT IT. 345 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,421 THAT'S IT. [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 346 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,956 PAMPERS. DIAPERS. THAT'S IT. 347 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,058 GET READY. A LOT OF DIAPERS >> I KNOW I'M SO READY FOR THE 348 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,862 DIAPER CHANGING. AM I THOUGH? >> Jimmy: YES. 349 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,797 NO SPOILERS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE READY FOR EVERYTHING 350 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:20,300 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GOOD IT'S SO FUN. >> I LOVE IT 351 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:22,569 >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE IS SO FUN. >> I'M SO EXCITED JUST TO LOOK 352 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,605 INTO THE EYES. >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> YOU KNOW, BUT DON'T YOU 353 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:29,576 THINK THAT SOMETIMES BABIES LOOK A LITTLE SMISH WHEN THEY FIRST CAME OUT 354 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,544 [ LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER LIKE, WHO'S THIS GOBLIN 355 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:37,384 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS, I RECOGNIZE YOU. 356 00:23:37,384 --> 00:23:42,455 >> Jimmy: YEAH YOU'RE ME, YOU'RE ME THIS IS THE LAST ONE HERE. 357 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:48,428 THIS IS WORTH 10,000 POINTS. >> REALLY? I LOVE THAT. 358 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,497 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> INVISIBLE POINTS. A WIN IS A WIN 359 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:56,136 >> Jimmy: A WIN IS A WIN HERE WE GO GAME SHOWS 360 00:23:56,136 --> 00:23:58,505 ONE, TWO, THREE. >> Together: PASSWORD! [ DINGING 361 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:05,945 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S KEKE PALMER RIGHT THERE! 362 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,847 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT HER DIGITAL NETWORK, KEY-TV, AND HER PODCAST, "BABY, 363 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:15,889 THIS IS KEKE PALMER," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON MUSIC. JEFF GORDON JOINS US AFTER THE 364 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:18,692 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 365 00:24:18,692 --> 00:24:43,350 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS KNOWN AS ONE OF THE GREATEST 366 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:47,387 DRIVERS IN THE HISTORY OF NASCAR, WHICH IS CELEBRATING ITS 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON 367 00:24:47,387 --> 00:24:56,563 BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th PLEASE WELCOME NASCAR HALL OF FAME CHAMPION JEFF GORDON! 368 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:56,596 PLEASE WELCOME NASCAR HALL OF FAME CHAMPION JEFF GORDON! 369 00:24:57,397 --> 00:25:10,777 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 370 00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:14,581 >> Jimmy: JEFF GORDON, I ALWAYS LOVE SEEING YOU, BUD >> I LOVE SEEING YOU 371 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:17,350 IT'S BEEN TOO LONG THOUGH. >> Jimmy: IT'S BEEN TOO -- >> WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG 372 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,686 >> Jimmy: I KNOW, I WANT YOU TO COME ON MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR, YEAH 373 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:22,255 >> I LOVE HANGING OUT WITH YOU WE HAVE GOOD TIMES >> Jimmy: I MEAN, THIS IS 374 00:25:22,255 --> 00:25:25,859 CRAZY, 75 YEARS OF NASCAR. >> YES >> Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 375 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:29,195 >> WHAT'S REALLY WILD, IS I REMEMBER 50. YOU KNOW, I WON THE 376 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:34,134 CHAMPIONSHIP BACK IN, I THINK IT WAS IN '98, WHEN THEY CELEBRATED THEIR 50th AND WON 377 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:37,871 THE CHAMPIONSHIP THAT YEAR AND HERE WE ARE 25 YEARS LATER DOING 75 378 00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:41,975 >> Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU FROM 1992, ATLANTA MOTOR SPEEDWAY 379 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:44,611 >> OH, I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO SEE THAT. >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO 380 00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,279 LOOK AT THE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THIS MUSTACHE. 381 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:49,649 I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 382 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:53,286 THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> HEY, IF YOU WANTED TO BE 383 00:25:53,286 --> 00:25:57,490 A NASCAR DRIVER IN THE '90s, THAT'S THE WAY YOU HAD TO LOOK [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:25:57,490 --> 00:25:59,325 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO 385 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,828 [ LAUGHTER ] NO BUT I HEARD THERE'S A LITTLE 386 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:05,165 STRATEGY TO THIS MUSTACHE. >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I STARTED RACING AT 387 00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:08,668 A VERY YOUNG AGE I THINK I WAS GROWING A MUSTACHE AT, LIKE, 12 YEARS 388 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:13,306 OLD FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I WAS RACING AGAINST ALL THESE OLDER GUYS, AND I WANTED 389 00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:16,810 TO FEEL LIKE I FIT IN, AND YOU KNOW, LOOK OLDER IT DIDN'T MAKE -- DIDN'T WORK, 390 00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:20,413 BUT I TRIED. >> Jimmy: NO, YOU LOOKED - >> AND I CARED - 391 00:26:20,413 --> 00:26:23,350 >> Jimmy: -- JUST A BABY HERE WITH A MUSTACHE. >> BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, 392 00:26:23,350 --> 00:26:26,853 RICHARD PETTY, DALE EARNHARDT, DALE JARRETT, I MEAN, ALL THE GREATS HAD MUSTACHES, SO I 393 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,190 THOUGHT I NEEDED ONE >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 394 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:33,059 WAS -- >> LUCKILY IT DIDN'T LAST BUT ANOTHER YEAR 395 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:36,663 >> Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST RACE >> UM, ABSOLUTELY, BECAUSE, 396 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:40,700 ONE, IT WAS MEMORABLE BECAUSE I BACKED INTO THE WALL AT ABOUT LAP 50 397 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:44,337 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GEEZE. >> BUT IT WAS RICHARD PETTY'S 398 00:26:44,337 --> 00:26:47,307 FINAL RACE SO, I -- YOU KNOW, HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN SAY THEY GOT TO RACE 399 00:26:47,307 --> 00:26:50,643 AGAINST THE KING >> Jimmy: BUT THIS IS -- YOU BROUGHT ME, ACTUALLY - 400 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,980 >> YES, WE DID >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS >> WELL, WE'VE GOT TO CELEBRATE 401 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,349 75 YEARS OF NASCAR >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT I LOVE THIS RIGHT HERE 402 00:26:56,349 --> 00:26:58,485 AND YOU SIGNED IT FOR ME TOO - >> WELL, I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE'RE -- 403 00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:02,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ABSOLUTELY >> Jimmy: DO YOU EVER GET 404 00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:05,458 TEMPTED TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL AND GO, "I'M GOING TO SHOW THESE GUYS HOW IT WAS DONE?" 405 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,128 >> NO. I MEAN, I -- [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,529 I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET BACK IN THERE AND COMPETE AT THAT LEVEL 407 00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:13,033 BUT I -- STILL LOVE TO DRIVE FAST I MEAN, I GET IN A -- I 408 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,568 ACTUALLY DID A RACE, A SPORTS CAR RACE THIS PAST YEAR, AND IT DID REMIND ME HOW HARD YOU HAVE 409 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:23,510 TO WORK BECAUSE I GOT BEAT PRETTY BAD BUT -- BUT I LOVE IT 410 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:26,046 I JUST LOVE GETTING IN THE CAR, AND JUST THE FUN OF IT IS WHAT GOT ME INTO RACING 411 00:27:26,046 --> 00:27:29,549 AND I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THE HIGH LEVEL COMPETITION >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU IN THE 412 00:27:29,549 --> 00:27:33,319 CAR, LIKE, GOING TO THE MALL OR SOMETHING? [ LAUGHTER ] 413 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,522 >> I FEEL LIKE I'M AN EXCELLENT DRIVER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 414 00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:38,324 I MEAN, I'VE GOT TO SAY -- YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE ANY - >> Jimmy: ARE YOU -- 415 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,926 ARE YOU LEFT LANE GUY ALL THE WAY? >> I'M LEFT LANE IF I'M 416 00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:43,596 PASSING. I MEAN, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE LEFT LANE UNLESS YOU'RE DOING 417 00:27:43,596 --> 00:27:46,866 SOMETHING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW, THE - 418 00:27:46,866 --> 00:27:50,670 THAT'S GETTING A STANDING OVATION RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT. 419 00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,073 >> YES >> Jimmy: YES. >> I MEAN, I DON'T ALWAYS HANG 420 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:55,542 IN THE LEFT LANE IF I'M NOT IN A HURRY, I'LL GO IN THE MIDDLE LANE 421 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:59,446 I'LL GO IN THE RIGHT LANE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GOOD 422 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:01,548 75th - >> BUT LET'S BE HONEST, I'M MORE IN THE LEFT LANE. 423 00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:04,451 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LEFT LANE YEAH, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 424 00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:05,885 I FIGURED. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. YOU DON'T LIE TO ME, YEAH. 425 00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:09,022 WHAT DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT THIS SEASON, FEBRUARY, 75 YEARS OF NASCAR 426 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,024 >> WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS YEAR IS THERE'S SEVERAL EVENTS THAT ARE GOING TO BE HAPPENING THAT 427 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:16,129 I THINK ARE GOING TO REALLY SUM UP 75 YEARS. BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL WE KICK 428 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:21,835 OFF THE SEASON IN A STADIUM, L.A. COLISEUM IS WHERE WE START THIS SEASON OFF. 429 00:28:21,835 --> 00:28:25,071 WE DID IT LAST YEAR, BUT WE'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AND IT'S JUST AMAZING TO SEE 430 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:29,509 THE ENTERTAINMENT AND THE RACING THAT CLOSE UP IN THIS TINY ARENA 431 00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:32,679 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO GO TO A STREET COURSE RACE FOR THE 432 00:28:32,679 --> 00:28:34,314 FIRST TIME IN HISTORY OF NASCAR >> Jimmy: TALK TO ME ABOUT 433 00:28:34,314 --> 00:28:36,516 THAT >> CHICAGO YEAH, DOWNTOWN CHICAGO, RIGHT 434 00:28:36,516 --> 00:28:40,320 ON THE STREETS I MEAN, THEY'RE GOING TO SET UP A STREET COURSE. 435 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,522 WE'VE SEEN OTHER FORMS OF MOTOR SPORTS DO IT, BUT NEVER BIG HEAVY STOCK CARS, LOUD, ROARING 436 00:28:42,522 --> 00:28:47,961 STOCK CARS >> Jimmy: YEAH >> IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY 437 00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,096 AMAZING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW THAT TURNS OUT. 438 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,432 PLUS, IT'S GOING TO BE A A FESTIVAL THERE'S GOING TO BE MUSIC AND 439 00:28:52,432 --> 00:28:55,402 PARTIES. SO IT SHOULD BE REALLY COOL. AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO A 440 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,237 A THROWBACK, WHERE WE'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO NORTH WILKESBORO, WHICH HAS NOT -- I DON'T THINK 441 00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:03,543 THERE'S BEEN A RACE THERE, LIKE, 25 OR 30 YEARS SO IT'S INCREDIBLE THAT WE'RE, 442 00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:07,347 YOU KNOW, GOING TO - AND WE'VE GOT SUCH YOUNG TALENT THAT'S OUT THERE 443 00:29:07,347 --> 00:29:10,116 SO, IT'S EXCITING. >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU TELL THE YOUNG TALENT WHEN THEY ASK YOU 444 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:13,353 FOR ADVICE DO YOU GO LIKE, "UGH, FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO 445 00:29:13,353 --> 00:29:15,855 IT?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OR DO YOU JUST - 446 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,224 >> NO. NO, YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS ARE IN THE CAR EVERY WEEKEND. 447 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,927 I MEAN, THEY KNOW WHAT THEY NEED I JUST, TO ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT, 448 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:24,030 YOU KNOW, TRYING TO HELP THEM HAVE THE GUIDANCE OR THE RESOURCES, OR JUST CONNECTING 449 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:32,339 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW IT'S A PEOPLE BUSINESS IT'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK. 450 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,174 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU WORK WITH, AND MAKING SURE THEY HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOU AND YOU 451 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:39,346 HAVE CONFIDENCE IN THEM. OF COURSE THERE'S THE BRANDING, THE MARKETING. 452 00:29:39,346 --> 00:29:41,648 I THINK I COULD PROBABLY WORK MORE WITH THEM ON THAT SIDE OF IT, OF THE EXPERIENCE THAT I'VE 453 00:29:41,648 --> 00:29:48,154 HAD OVER THE YEARS, MORE SO THAN I COULD PROBABLY DO ANYTHING FOR THEM ON THE TRACK 454 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:52,492 YOU KNOW, I'VE NOT BEEN IN A A CAR IN SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS. >> Jimmy: BUT, STILL, YOU'RE 455 00:29:52,492 --> 00:29:55,729 JEFF GORDON. COME ON, BUD, LIKE, COME ON, YEAH 456 00:29:55,729 --> 00:29:58,231 [ CHEERS ] >> I MEAN, IF WE GO TO MARTINSVILLE, Y'KNOW, MAYBE. 457 00:29:58,231 --> 00:30:00,333 >> Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! YEAH 458 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,002 [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST EVER TO DO IT, BUD 459 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:03,837 >> HEY, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU. 460 00:30:03,837 --> 00:30:06,339 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUD JEFF GORDON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 461 00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:09,309 CHECK OUT THE 75th ANNIVERSARY SEASON OF NASCAR BEGINNING FEBRUARY 5th 462 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,811 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LAUREN LONDON. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 463 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:34,734 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 464 00:30:34,734 --> 00:30:38,371 A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS STARRING ALONGSIDE EDDIE MURPHY AND JONAH HILL IN THE NEW 465 00:30:38,371 --> 00:30:43,410 COMEDY, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW, AND PREMIERING ON NETFLIX THIS 466 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:47,013 FRIDAY PLEASE WELCOME LAUREN LONDON 467 00:30:47,714 --> 00:31:03,396 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> HI. 468 00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:07,801 >> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 469 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:11,237 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FAMILY 470 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:13,073 HOW ARE THE KIDS >> AMAZING >> Jimmy: YEAH 471 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:14,808 >> YES >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT 472 00:31:14,808 --> 00:31:18,845 MY SON, KAMERON, WHO IS 13 YEARS OLD, IS A BIG JIMMY FALLON FAN, WHICH IS 473 00:31:18,845 --> 00:31:22,315 REALLY RANDOM FOR ME TO FIND OUT -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 474 00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,451 - - ON THE WAY HERE >> Jimmy: REALLY >> I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M RUNNING 475 00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:30,990 DOWN WHAT I HAVE TO DO IN NEW YORK BECAUSE I'M VERY TRANSPARENT WITH MY CHILDREN 476 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,759 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> I'M LIKE, "OKAY, I HAVE TO DO THIS. 477 00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:34,894 I'LL BE BACK AT THIS DAY." HE'S LIKE, "SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 478 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,263 I'M RUNNING DOWN, I'M LIKE, "-- AND JIMMY FALLON." "WHAT! 479 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,666 YOU'RE DOING THAT? THAT'S REALLY BIG, MOMMY!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 480 00:31:39,666 --> 00:31:41,334 HE'S LIKE "I GET HIS NOTIFICATIONS. I WATCH HIS YOUTUBE. 481 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,269 >> Jimmy: REALLY >> I SWEAR HE'S A BIG FAN 482 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,672 >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS NAME? >> KAMERON CARTER. >> Jimmy: KAMERON! 483 00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:49,109 KAMERON CARTER, YOU ARE A COOL DUDE, AND YOU HAVE THE BEST TASTE IN LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS. 484 00:31:49,109 --> 00:31:53,680 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE YOU, KAMERON. I LOVE YOU, KAMERON! 485 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,749 >> WE LOVE YOU AND KROSS, AND KROSS >> Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 486 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:58,018 AND BE COOL. WE'RE COOL, WE'RE COOL [ LAUGHTER ] 487 00:31:58,018 --> 00:32:01,888 LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW FILM, "YOU PEOPLE," WHICH IS SO FUNNY. 488 00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:03,857 AND YOU ARE JUST A BREAKOUT IN THIS I MEAN, YOU JUST - 489 00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:06,393 >> OH, THANK YOU >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF YOU IN THIS 490 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:08,461 YOU'RE FANTASTIC >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW JONAH 491 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:10,864 BEFORE THIS MOVIE? >> I DID NOT KNOW JONAH BEFORE THIS MOVIE 492 00:32:10,864 --> 00:32:14,067 >> Jimmy: HE'S GREAT >> I -- JONAH IS REALLY MY HOMEBOY IN REAL LIFE 493 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:15,902 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE, I LOVE ME SOME JONAH HILL 494 00:32:15,902 --> 00:32:18,638 >> Jimmy: RIGHT? >> AND WHEN WE FIRST MET, WE MET LIKE - 495 00:32:18,638 --> 00:32:22,876 I THINK WE HAD A MEETING LIKE A COUPLE -- A COUPLE WEEKS BEFORE WE SHOT 496 00:32:22,876 --> 00:32:25,111 AND THERE WAS THIS BIG ASS - OOS. [ LAUGHTER ] 497 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:28,748 BIG -- >> Jimmy: KAMERON, TURN THE CHANNEL. 498 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:34,087 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE KNOWS. [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 499 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:38,124 HE HAD THIS BIG VAN -- >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- PARKED IN THE VALET 500 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,894 AND I'M LIKE TRYING TO GET IN. I'M HONKING, LIKE, "WHO IS BLOCKING THE --" 501 00:32:40,894 --> 00:32:45,498 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND HE COMES OUT AND HE'S LIKE, "I'M SO -- I 502 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:48,335 THINK I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU TODAY? I'M LIKE, "OH, YOU ARE 503 00:32:48,335 --> 00:32:50,870 HOW YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU MET 504 00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:52,939 >> THAT'S HOW WE MET >> Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT THAT'S PERFECT 505 00:32:52,939 --> 00:32:55,108 KIND OF GOES WITH THE MOVIE TOO. >> IT KIND OF DOES 506 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,277 >> Jimmy: LIKE, THAT TYPE OF - >> RIGHT, I WAS -- I WAS DOING A LOT. 507 00:32:57,277 --> 00:32:59,679 >> Jimmy: 'CAUSE THERE'S FUN FRIEND ENERGY. AND THEN YOU GO, "OH, THESE 508 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,915 GUYS ARE GOING TO FALL IN LOVE." HOW DO WE SET UP THE MOVIE AND 509 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:05,418 WHO YOU PLAY >> HOW DO WE - I KNOW KENYA SET IT UP REAL 510 00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:07,620 GOOD WHEN HE CAME, HUH >> Jimmy: OH YEAH. NO, YEAH, HE'S - 511 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,723 >> I KNOW, HE -- I CAN'T DO IT AS GOOD AS HIM >> Jimmy: YEAH 512 00:33:09,723 --> 00:33:11,958 >> SO THIS IS WHAT I'LL SAY. YOU WANT -- DO I NEED TO LOOK SOMEWHERE? 513 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:13,626 >> Jimmy: NO >> OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 514 00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,762 >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS - >> Y'ALL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME 515 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:17,864 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO I -- NO, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE -- NO. 516 00:33:17,864 --> 00:33:20,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE CRUSHING IT YOU ARE CRUSHING IT. 517 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:22,302 YOU ARE CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW. >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: I CAN HELP YOU WITH 518 00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:24,137 THIS THIS IS MY JOB I CAN HELP YOU 519 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,773 >> OKAY, OKAY. HELP ME OUT. OKAY, SO, I GUESS YOU WOULD SAY 520 00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:30,310 I PLAY A GIRL FROM L.A., INGLEWOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH 521 00:33:30,310 --> 00:33:34,781 >> COMES FROM A MUSLIM FAMILY THAT MEETS A NICE WHITE BOY, JEWISH WHITE BOY FROM 522 00:33:34,781 --> 00:33:38,118 BRENTWOOD. >> Jimmy: YEAH EXACTLY, THAT'S GOOD 523 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:41,621 >> AND, UM, WE CONNECT WE FALL IN LOVE. AND OUR FAMILIES AREN'T SO OPEN 524 00:33:41,621 --> 00:33:47,093 TO WHAT WE HAVE GOING ON AND SO IT'S JUST - >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T CONTROL 525 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:48,895 YOUR FAMILY. >> NO. >> Jimmy: NO 526 00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:50,864 >> NO. WE WISH WE COULD IN REAL LIFE, RIGHT? 527 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,833 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T. NO, EXACTLY RIGHT. BUT IT'S GREAT AND IT'S FUNNY. 528 00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:56,336 I THINK THE SCENE WE'RE GOING TO SHOW IS THE FIRST TIME WHERE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MEET 529 00:33:56,336 --> 00:34:00,240 HE HOPS INTO YOUR CAR THINKING THAT YOU'RE HIS UBER DRIVER. HERE WE GO, THIS IS - 530 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,075 >> LORD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON AND 531 00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:04,544 JONAH HILL IN "YOU PEOPLE. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> OH MY GOD 532 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:04,577 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> OH MY GOD 533 00:34:05,945 --> 00:34:06,846 * [ SCREAMS 534 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,215 >> HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED! >> YOU'RE ATTACKING ME >> GET OUT 535 00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:11,051 GET OUT! >> STOP, STOP! PLEASE 536 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:12,852 RELAX! FINE, OKAY BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING FIVE 537 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,788 STARS. >> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT NO UBER DRIVER 538 00:34:14,788 --> 00:34:18,425 >> YOU'RE NOT? >> NO, I'M NOT I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK, WEIRDO. 539 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,694 >> -- TURN, THEN ANOTHER U-TURN >> I AM SO SORRY 540 00:34:20,694 --> 00:34:24,064 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU SAW A BLACK WOMAN IN AN INEXPENSIVE CAR AND THOUGHT IT 541 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:29,602 WAS YOUR GOD GIVEN WHITE RIGHT TO GET IN MY BACKSEAT AND TELL ME WHERE TO GO 542 00:34:29,602 --> 00:34:33,106 GET OUT! >> I KNOW THIS SEEMS LIKE A RACISM - 543 00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:35,375 >> UGH >> -- BUT IT'S NOT [ LAUGHTER ] 544 00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,712 MY -- MY UBER DRIVER IS A BLACK WOMAN WHO DRIVES A MINI COOPER HER NAME IS 545 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:42,749 HYACINTH AJANLEKOKO -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, WOW 546 00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:45,285 >> -- BUTATEMBE. >> OKAY. >> SO -- 547 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:48,621 >> SO I GUESS HYACINTH WHATEVER LOOKS LIKE ME SINCE WE ALL LOOK ALIKE. 548 00:34:48,621 --> 00:34:55,762 >> I MEAN, HONESTLY, YOU GUYS ARE TWINS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 549 00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:57,897 >> OH, MY GOD, WAIT, SHE REALLY DOES LOOK LIKE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:34:57,897 --> 00:35:01,768 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: LAUREN LONDON, EVERYBODY. 551 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,770 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: "YOU PEOPLE" IS IN SELECT THEATERS NOW. 552 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:06,539 IT PREMIERES ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 553 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:09,776 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 554 00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:35,969 * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS HIT "WAIT IN THE TRUCK" FROM HIS 555 00:35:35,969 --> 00:35:40,707 NUMBER ONE ALBUM "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW," PLEASE WELCOME HARDY, FEATURING 556 00:35:40,707 --> 00:35:44,077 LAINEY WILSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 557 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:06,566 * I GOT TURNED AROUND IN SOME LITTLE TOW I'D NEVER BEEN TO BEFORE * 558 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:13,273 * WORKING MY WAY THROUG A MIDDLE OF JUNE MIDNIGHT THUNDERSTORM * 559 00:36:13,273 --> 00:36:20,046 * THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE HEADLIGHTS * IT STOPPED ME ON A DIME * 560 00:36:20,046 --> 00:36:27,253 * SHE WAS SCARED TO DEATH SO I SAID CLIMB IN AND IN SHE CLIMBED 561 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:37,230 OH YEAH * * SHE WAS BRUISED AND BROKE FROM HEAD TO TOE 562 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:41,301 WITH A TEAR IN HER BLOOD-STAINED SHIRT * * SHE DIDN'T TELL 563 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:45,205 THE WHOLE TRUT BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO * * I KNEW WHAT HAD 564 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:50,910 HAPPENED TO HE I DIDN'T LOAD HER DOWN WITH QUESTIONS * 565 00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:56,249 * THAT GIRL HAD BEE THROUGH ENOUGH * * I JUST THREW IT IN DRIV 566 00:36:56,249 --> 00:37:01,855 LOOKED IN THOSE EYES AND I ASKED HE WHERE HE WAS * 567 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:05,225 * I DON'T KNO IF HE'S AN ANGEL * 'CAUSE ANGEL 568 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:10,663 DON'T DO WHAT HE DID * * HE WAS HELLBENT TO FIND THE MAN BEHIND 569 00:37:10,663 --> 00:37:15,702 ALL THE WHISKE SCARS I HID * * AND I NEVER THOUGHT 570 00:37:15,702 --> 00:37:21,875 MY DAY OF JUSTIC WOULD COME FROM A JUDG UNDER A SEAT * 571 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:28,715 * BUT I KNEW RIGHT THEN I'D NEVER GET HIT AGAI WHEN HE SAID TO ME * 572 00:37:28,715 --> 00:37:37,123 * WAIT IN THE TRUCK JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * * WELL I KNOCKED AND KNOCKE 573 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:42,562 AND NO ONE CAM SO I KICKED IN HIS DOUBLE-WIDE DOOR * 574 00:37:42,562 --> 00:37:49,836 * I LET THE HAMMER DROP BEFORE HE GOT TO THAT 12 HE WAS REACHING FOR * 575 00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:56,076 * I DIDN'T TR TO HIDE MY PISTO I DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO RUN * 576 00:37:56,076 --> 00:38:00,213 * I JUST SAT ON THE PORCH SMOKING ONE OF HIS CIGARETTE AND WAITED FOR 577 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:06,219 THE COPS TO COME * * I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S AN ANGE 578 00:38:06,219 --> 00:38:10,824 'CAUSE ANGEL DON'T DO WHAT HE DID * * HE WAS HELLBENT TO FIND 579 00:38:10,824 --> 00:38:17,030 THE MAN BEHIND ALL THE WHISKE SCARS I HID * 580 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,900 * AND I NEVER THOUGHT MY DAY OF JUSTIC WOULD COME FROM A JUDG 581 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:28,174 UNDER A SEAT * * BUT I KNEW RIGHT THEN I'D NEVER GET HIT AGAI 582 00:38:28,174 --> 00:38:37,684 WHEN HE SAID TO ME * * WAIT IN THE TRUCK JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK 583 00:38:37,684 --> 00:38:47,193 OHH OHH-OH HAVE MERCY ON ME LORD * * HAVE MERCY ON M 584 00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:53,066 HAVE MERCY ON ME LOR OH * * IT'S BEEN 60 MONTHS 585 00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:58,938 AND SHE STILL COMES TO SEE M FROM TIME TO TIME * * IT WAS WORTH THE PRIC 586 00:38:58,938 --> 00:39:05,378 TO SEE A BRIGHTER SIDE OF THE GIRL I PICKED U THAT NIGHT * 587 00:39:05,378 --> 00:39:09,582 * AND I MIGHT BE HERE FOREVE IT AIN'T PARADIS 588 00:39:09,582 --> 00:39:14,587 THAT'S TRUE * * BUT IT'S WHOLE HELL OF A LOT BETTE 589 00:39:14,587 --> 00:39:24,564 THAN THE PLACE I SENT HIM TO* * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY 590 00:39:24,564 --> 00:39:30,103 HAVE MERCY ON ME WAIT IN THE TRUC JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * 591 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:33,506 * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME WAIT IN THE TRUC 592 00:39:33,506 --> 00:39:39,212 JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME 593 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:45,085 HAVE MERCY ON ME LOR HAVE MERCY ON ME * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY 594 00:39:45,085 --> 00:39:56,963 HAVE MERCY ON ME LORD * * HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY HAVE MERCY ON ME 595 00:39:56,963 --> 00:40:02,969 HAVE MERCY HAVE MERC HAVE MERCY ON ME * * WAIT IN THE TRUCK 596 00:40:02,969 --> 00:40:12,245 JUST WAIT IN THE TRUCK * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOO 597 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:17,250 COME ON, NOW COME ON, BUD THANK YOU SO MUCH. 598 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:20,220 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU [ CHEERS ] HARDY! 599 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:23,723 LAINEY WILSON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE MOCKINGBIRD AND THE CROW" 600 00:40:23,723 --> 00:40:27,627 IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO KEKE PALMER, JEFF GORDON, LAUREN LONDON, 601 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:33,066 HARDY, LAINEY WILSON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 602 00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:37,270 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 603 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,839 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE