1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:20,453 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:23,056 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:27,660 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CLAIRE DANES 4 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:34,034 ROMAN REIGNS COMEDIAN CATHY LADMAN, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:41,007 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1787 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:41,408 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:48,348 --> 00:00:52,786 * 8 00:00:52,786 --> 00:01:09,102 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:12,272 COME ON, NOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 10 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,574 THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND WELCOME. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 11 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:18,712 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:27,987 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S A GREAT CROWD WELCOME. 13 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:29,956 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE'S EXCITED ABOUT THIS - THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE THIS 14 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:32,492 WEEKEND. THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,661 EVERYONE WATCHES IT. THE EAGLES ARE TAKING ON THE 49ers -- 16 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:39,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE CHIEFS ARE UP AGAINST THE BENGALS FOR A SPOT IN THE 17 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:43,403 SUPER BOWL RIGHT BEFORE THE GAME, EACH COACH IS GOING TO BE LIKE, 18 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:46,673 "GUYS, REMEMBER, IF WE WIN, WE GET TO SEE RIHANNA ALL RIGHT? 19 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:50,610 COME ON, THAT'S -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S RIGHT, THE 20 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:54,347 CHIEFS/BENGALS GAME IS A A REMATCH OF LAST YEAR'S CHAMPIONSHIP 21 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,116 APPARENTLY, THE NFL SAW HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVED "AVATAR 2" AND THOUGHT, "WE SHOULD DO A 22 00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:02,222 A SEQUEL." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, AHEAD OF THIS WEEKEND'S 23 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,957 BIG GAMES, I SAW SOME OF THE PLAYERS HAVE ACTUALLY RELEASED STATEMENTS 24 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:10,096 CHECK THIS OUT FIRST UP, EAGLES QUARTERBACK JALEN HURTS SAID, "WE'RE GONNA 25 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:14,067 DESTROY THE 49ers THIS WEEKEND I'M PUTTING EVERYTHING ON THE LINE 26 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:20,073 I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT, WELL, MY LAST NAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 27 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,775 UP NEXT, EAGLES CORNERBACK DARIUS SLAY SAID, "WHEN I PLAY, I DO ONE THING ALL DAY 28 00:02:21,775 --> 00:02:32,919 AND THAT'S, WELL, MY LAST NAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 29 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,888 THEN CHIEFS WIDE RECEIVER MECOLE HARDMAN SAID, "MAN, I WANT TO WIN ANOTHER SUPER BOWL 30 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,090 SO BAD I HAD NO CLUE IT WOULD BE THIS, WELL, MY LAST NAME." 31 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:50,737 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THEN BENGALS CORNERBACK ELI APPLE SAID, "MY FRIENDS AND 32 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:53,106 FAMILY HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME ALL WEEK BUT MY COUSIN'S TEXTS ARE GREEN 33 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,775 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T OWN A, WELL, MY LAST NAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 34 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,744 [ RIM SHOT ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, CHIEFS 35 00:02:57,744 --> 00:03:01,281 QUARTERBACK PATRICK MAHOMES SAID, "I'M RELAXING BEFORE THE GAME BY BINGE-WATCHING 36 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,049 'PROPERTY BROTHERS.' I WONDER IF THOSE GUYS WOULD EVER WANT TO RENOVATE ANY OF, WELL, MY 37 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,885 LAST NAME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ANYWAY, I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH. 38 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:12,392 GONNA BE EXCITING THIS WEEKEND SOME POLITICAL NEWS, THIS WEEKEND IN SOUTH CAROLINA, 39 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,060 FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HOLDING HIS FIRST CAMPAIGN RALLY AS A 2024 PRESIDENTIAL 40 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:22,235 CANDIDATE. BUT I READ THAT HIS TEAM IS STRUGGLING TO FIND ENOUGH 41 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,704 PEOPLE TO ATTEND [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT TRUMP IS SMART 42 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,506 TODAY, HIS TEAM ANNOUNCED THAT HIS FIRST 10,000 SUPPORTERS THAT SHOW UP WILL RECEIVE 43 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:32,612 A FREE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE TRUMP'S GOING TO 44 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:34,581 MOVE HIS SPEECH TO THE PARKING LOT OF THE CHIEFS GAME AND BRAG LIKE, "WOW, WHAT A TURNOUT." 45 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:39,185 [ LAUGHTER ] "CHIEFS VERSUS BENGALS, RED HATS, ORANGE FACES 46 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:48,228 IT'S A WIN/WIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "IT'S A WIN/WIN FOR ME." 47 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:52,632 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN TELL TRUMP'S GETTING DESPERATE FOR PEOPLE TO SHOW 48 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,334 UP HE'S EVEN PREMIERING A TRAILER FOR THE NEW MOVIE, "IV4NKA." 49 00:03:54,334 --> 00:04:00,940 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WELL, LAST NIGHT, 50 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,043 PRESIDENT BIDEN GAVE A SPEECH AT THE WHITE HOUSE, AND INSTEAD OF SHOWING YOU EVERYTHING HE 51 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,778 SAID, WE THOUGHT IT'D BE MORE FUN TO JUST PLAY A SHORT CLIP WITH ABSOLUTELY ZERO CONTEXT 52 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,814 WITH THAT IN MIND, IT'S TIME FOR "PRESIDENT BIDEN WITH NO CONTEXT. 53 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,384 ENJOY. [ APPLAUSE ] 54 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:19,059 >> WELL, YOU THINK I'M KIDDING I'M NOT. ESPECIALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 55 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,694 NIGHT WHEN SHE CLIMBS UP AND LAYS ON TOP OF MY HEAD * 56 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:30,770 [ APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS - 57 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,505 FOLLOWING THE HOLIDAY TRAVEL MELTDOWN, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES SAID THAT THEY'RE NOW TESTING 58 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:36,776 A NEW SOFTWARE FIX PERFECT, JUST IN TIME FOR THE LATE JANUARY TRAVEL RUSH 59 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:47,487 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 60 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,356 LAST NIGHT, AN ASTEROID THE SIZE OF A TRUCK MADE THE CLOSEST APPROACH TO EARTH EVER 61 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,790 RECORDED THAT'S DEFINITELY THE TYPE OF NEWS YOU WANT TO BE TOLD ABOUT 62 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:53,093 AFTER IT HAPPENS [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN THE ASTEROID GOT SUPER 63 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:56,229 CLOSE, EAGLES FANS WERE LIKE, "NOT NOW NOT NOW, JUST WAIT." 64 00:04:56,229 --> 00:05:00,166 [ LAUGHTER ] "ALMOST. THAT'S RIGHT, THE ASTEROID WAS 65 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,802 SUPER CLOSE. THIS MORNING WHEN THEY SAW IT ON THE NEWS, THE SPACE FORCE 66 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,739 SAID, "WOW, WE'VE REALLY GOT TO START CHECKING OUR EMAILS. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,607 SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I SAW THAT '80s SINGER RICK ASTLEY IS SUING THE RAPPER YUNG GRAVY FOR 68 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:16,249 IMITATING HIS VOICE. AND SOME OF THE DETAILS AND TURNS WITHIN THE LAWSUIT ARE 69 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:20,720 ACTUALLY KIND OF INTERESTING AT ONE POINT, HE SAYS THAT HE -- 70 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,758 >> Tariq: AH, I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING DOES IT SAY THAT HE'S "NEVER 71 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,727 GONNA GIVE YOU UP" >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS GONNA SAY THE LAWSUIT CLAIMS YUNG GRAVY 72 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,262 DELIBERATELY DID AN EXACT IMITATION OF RICK ASTLEY THROUGHOUT HIS HIT SONG, 73 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:34,067 "BETTY." ANOTHER DETAIL I FOUND SURPRISING WAS THAT HE -- 74 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:41,708 >> Tariq: HERE WE GO WHAT DID HE SAY, THAT HE'S "NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN" 75 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,311 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT ASTLEY DID THE LICENSE TO 76 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,080 SONG -- THE INSTRUMENTAL OF THE SONG, JUST NOT HIS VOICE KIND OF WEIRD, MURKY, LEGAL 77 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,084 TERRITORY. ANYWAY, THAT'S ALL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:56,890 >> Tariq: OH WELL, I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO DEFENSIVE, JIMMY 79 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,658 I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE GOING TO USE THIS AS AN EASY OPPORTUNITY TO, YOU KNOW, 80 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:05,331 RICKROLL ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NO 81 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,400 OF COURSE I WOULDN'T RICKROLL YOU, TARIQ I MEAN -- 82 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,104 * WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER* [ CHEERS ] * FOR SO LONG * 83 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:13,640 [ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING * YOU KNOW THE RULE AND SO DO 84 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:19,746 SO DO I * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP * 85 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:23,049 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOW NEVER GONNA TURN AROUN 86 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:34,527 AND DESERT YOU * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, I HEARD 87 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:38,131 ABOUT A COMPANY THAT'S OFFERING TO PAY A COUPLE $1,000 TO BUILD IKEA FURNITURE TOGETHER. 88 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:45,372 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER TRIED TO PUT IKEA FURNITURE 89 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,073 TOGETHER WITH YOUR SPOUSE, BUT IT AIN'T WORTH $1,000, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 90 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:53,313 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GUYS, AS I MENTIONED, THIS WEEKEND IS THE NFL'S 91 00:06:53,313 --> 00:07:01,287 CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS WHOEVER WINS IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL 92 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,256 AND SUNDAY AFTERNOON'S GAME HAS THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FACING OFF AGAINST THE SAN FRANCISCO 93 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,691 49ers. NOW, AS YOU KNOW - [ CHEERS ] 94 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,526 AT THE END OF EVERY SEASON, THEY GIVE OUT AWARDS LIKE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER. 95 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,395 BUT THEY ALSO GIVE OUT AWARDS DURING THE PLAYOFFS. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 96 00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:09,729 IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 97 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:09,763 SUPERLATIVES." HERE WE GO 98 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,169 * TONIGHT SHO SUPERLATIVES * 99 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:22,809 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST PLAYER IS FROM THE EAGLES. 100 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,445 IT'S THEIR BACKUP QUARTERBACK, GARDNER MINSHEW. HE WAS VOTED "JAZZERCISE 101 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:34,621 WOLVERINE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. 102 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,356 >> Jimmy: NEXT UP, FROM THE 49ers IS CHARLIE WOERNER HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE 103 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,125 ONE OF THE BROTHERS ON 'THE BACHELOR' WHEN THEY DO HOMETOWNS. 104 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,063 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "YOU BETTER NOT BREAK HER HEART, MAN." 105 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,966 NEXT UP FROM THE EAGLES IS JAKE ELLIOTT HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 106 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:52,439 HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE KEEBLER TREE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:52,439 --> 00:08:00,013 NEXT UP FROM THE 49ers IS DANIEL BRUNSKILL HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO 108 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,382 HAVE THOUGHT HE HAD TO BE 49 YEARS OLD TO BE ON THE 49ers. 109 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,352 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: NEXT UP FROM THE 110 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:12,325 EAGLES IS DARIUS SLAY. HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RESTING TOOTHPICK FACE. 111 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:23,937 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT UP FROM THE 49ers IS RAY-RAY McCLOUD III. 112 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:27,107 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO NEED HIS SUPER BOWL RING A$AP. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 113 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:31,144 AND FINALLY FROM THE 49ers IS CHRISTIAN McCAFFREY. [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] 114 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,113 HE WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO BE AN ADULT CONTEMPORARY COUNTRY ARTIST THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD 115 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,280 OF." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. 116 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,182 THOSE ARE YOUR "SUPERLATIVES." WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,718 LET'S GO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES. COME ON. 118 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:38,752 NOTES. COME ON. 119 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:44,057 * * 120 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:49,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 121 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,364 WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE FX SERIES 122 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:56,836 "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON HULU CLAIRE DANES IS HERE TONIGHT 123 00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:02,575 >> Steve: OH, COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, HE'S DEFENDING 124 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:08,314 HIS TITLE TOMORROW AT THE WWE ROYAL RUMBLE, WHICH YOU CAN WATCH LIVE ON PEACOCK. 125 00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:11,384 THE LONGEST REIGNING WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, ROMAN REIGNS IS JOINING US 126 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:17,590 TONIGHT! >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:22,095 >> Jimmy: AND WE'VE GOT STANDUP FROM ONE OF MY FAVORITES CATHY LADMAN IS HERE TONIGHT 128 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:27,367 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: I LOVE CATHY TODAY IS FRIDAY, AND THAT'S 129 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:31,171 USUALLY WHEN I CATCH UP WITH SOME PERSONAL STUFF. I CHECK MY INBOX 130 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:34,874 I RETURN SOME EMAILS AND OF COURSE, I SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES. 131 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:37,944 AND I WAS JUST -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WAS A BIT BEHIND 132 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,779 I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES OUT RIGHT NOW. JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU 133 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:44,718 NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 134 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:49,055 OH, A STUD >> Steve: WOW. MR. ENERGY 135 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:52,158 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, THE OSCARS, FOR ANNOUNCING YOUR 136 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:56,229 NOMINATIONS THIS WEEK. I JUST FEEL BAD FOR WHOEVER HAD TO TELL "M3GAN" SHE GOT 137 00:09:56,229 --> 00:10:05,138 SNUBBED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * 138 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,906 THANK YOU, TRYING TO MAKE VALENTINE'S DAY RESERVATIONS, FOR BEING A SLOW PROCESS OF 139 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:10,510 GOING FROM PERFECT DATE TO, "IS THERE A HOT DOG STAND YOU LIKE?" 140 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:25,458 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THANK YOU, CEO OF 141 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:33,800 DOLLAR GENERAL, FOR LEAVING TO BECOME CEO OF DOLLAR TREE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 142 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,502 OR AS THE VERIZON GUY PUT IT, "GAME RESPECT GAME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:42,208 * THANK YOU, THREE DIFFERENT TELEVISION REMOTES ON MY 144 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,277 FRIEND'S COFFEE TABLE, FOR LETTING ME KNOW THAT THIS IS GONNA BE A WHOLE THING 145 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:49,082 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: "WHICH ONE DO I WANT WHICH ONE? 146 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,585 WHICH ONE IS IT? >> Jimmy: "HOLD ON, LET ME -- HOLD ON. 147 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,554 HOLD ON, LET ME -- >> Steve: "NO, THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT -- " 148 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,423 >> Jimmy: "NO, GIVE ME THE OTHER ONE. >> Steve: "NO, THAT'S NOT -- 149 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:59,492 NO, YOU WANT THE APPLE REMOTE. >> Jimmy: "NO, HOLD ON GIVE ME THAT ONE." 150 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,461 >> Steve: "NO, IT'S -- WHICH ONE? THIS ONE 151 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,863 THE THIN ONE?" >> Jimmy: "OKAY. GIVE ME THE BATTERY -- GIVE ME 152 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:06,700 THE BATTERIES FROM THAT ONE. >> Steve: "OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] 153 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,335 * >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, WOBBLY CEILING FANS, FOR HELPING COOL 154 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:15,775 ME DOWN WHILE I, KIND OF, SLEEP IN FEAR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 155 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:25,085 * THANK YOU, THE PRICE OF EGGS, FOR REACHING AN ALL-TIME HIGH. 156 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:30,957 OR AS FABERGE EGGS PUT IT, "STAY IN YOUR LANE, GIRL." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 157 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:36,629 "STAY. YOU KNOW I'M THE FANCY EGG. 158 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:45,705 * THANK YOU, 49ers MASCOT, SOURDOUGH SAM, FOR LOOKING LIKE 159 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:52,712 A NUTCRACKER WHOSE WIFE AND MISTRESS JUST MET EACH OTHER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 160 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,416 * "WOW YOU AND SUSIE KNOW EACH OTHER? 161 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,651 WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] "THAT'S SO FUN -- THAT'S SO 162 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:06,493 FUNNY. * THANK YOU, DRY JANUARY, OR AS 163 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,630 IT'S KNOWN ON FEBRUARY 1st, "BYE, BISH." [ LAUGHTER ] 164 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,832 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE OUR THANK YOU NOTES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 165 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,669 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "PASSWORD" WITH CLAIRE DANES AND ROMAN REIGNS. 166 00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:27,814 OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 167 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:36,122 >> EASTER. >> Jimmy: OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] 168 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:40,894 JELLYBEAN? >> Steve: OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 169 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,999 >> Steve: RIGHT. >> OKAY. >> NASTY 170 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,102 >> Steve: OOH. [ CHEERS ] >> Tariq: PEEPS. 171 00:12:49,102 --> 00:13:00,814 [ CHEERS ] >> Steve: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY 172 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,283 I'M STEVE HIGGINS, AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY "PASSWORD!" 173 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:13,259 * >> Steve: ALL RIGHT, LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 174 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,061 TO MY LEFT, SHE'S STARRING IN THE FX SERIES, "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE," STREAMING NOW ON 175 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:19,699 HULU IT'S CLAIRE DANES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 176 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,169 * CLAIRE, YOUR PARTNER THIS EVENING IS HOST OF NBC'S 177 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:29,776 "TONIGHT SHOW. GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING, "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLING AUTHOR, 178 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,712 JIMMY FALLON WOW. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 179 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,814 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'S GRAMMY -- ALMOST 180 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,082 GRAMMY WEEKEND I'M EXCITED. >> Steve: YOUR FIRST OPPONENT 181 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,486 IS A MEMBER OF THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW SAY HELLO TO TARIQ TROTTER 182 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:44,624 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS 183 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,959 IN A GROUP >> Steve: AND HIS PARTNER WILL BE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE 184 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:49,996 TOMORROW, STREAMING LIVE ON PEACOCK. GIVE IT UP FOR ROMAN REIGNS. 185 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:55,135 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * ALL RIGHT. 186 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,405 THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE VERY SIMPLE I WILL GIVE EACH OF YOU 187 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,273 A PASSWORD, THEN YOU'LL GIVE A A ONE-WORD -- ONE- WORD CLUE ONLY, TO GET YOUR PARTNER TO 188 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:05,078 GUESS THE PASSWORD THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS AFTER FOUR WORDS WINS. 189 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:10,450 ANY QUESTIONS? >> Jimmy: WELL - >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. 190 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:20,260 NEVER MIND FIRST GOES TO JIMMY AND TARIQ. >> THE PASSWORD IS -- "ROSES." 191 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:34,274 >> Tariq: RED. [ LAUGHTER ] >> IS THAT ALL YOU GOT 192 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:40,080 >> Steve: THAT'S ALL HE CAN GIVE THAT'S ALL HE CAN GIVE 193 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,915 >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE ACTUALLY GAVE - >> Steve: HE MIM -- HE MIMED 194 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,185 >> Steve: WHAT DID YOU SAY >> LIGHT >> Steve: NO 195 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,689 >> YOU SAID RED? >> Steve: RED. HE SAID, RED 196 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,292 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH YEAH, HE ACTUALLY GAVE A LITTLE MUSTARD ON IT. 197 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,927 RED. OKAY >> OKAY. 198 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,129 >> Steve: DIJON CALLED FIVE POINTS. >> Jimmy: DOZEN. 199 00:14:56,129 --> 00:15:03,136 >> EGGS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EGGS 200 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,306 HOW MANY SYLLABLES ARE IN EGGS RED. >> Steve: RED DOZEN. 201 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:10,877 >> RED DOZEN >> Steve: RED DOZEN. TARIQ. 202 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,946 >> RED DOZEN >> Steve: RED DOZEN. >> FLOWERS 203 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,814 >> OH! >> ROSES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 204 00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:20,954 * >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 205 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:26,393 EGGS >> Steve: RED DOZEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 206 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:32,198 CLAIRE AND ROMAN >> THE PASSWORD IS -- "YELLOWSTONE." 207 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,167 >> Steve: CLAIRE, YOU'RE UP FIRST. EGGS ON THE BRAIN. 208 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,569 >> ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 209 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,538 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY >> Jimmy: IT WASN'T EVEN EGGS. 210 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,273 E-GG-S [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE THREE WORDS 211 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:50,884 >> OKAY. >> ALL RIGHT OH, UM, COSTNER. 212 00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:56,890 >> Jimmy: NICE "YELLOWSTONE?" >> Steve: YEAH 213 00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:01,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * WHOA 214 00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:07,400 WHOA ZIG ZHONG ZIGTY ZING ZHONG ZIGTY ZHONG. 215 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:13,306 TARIQ, JIMMY, THE NEXT CLUE IS FOR YOU. >> THE PASSWORD IS -- "HELMET. 216 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,042 >> Steve: JIMMY, YOU ARE GOING TO START US OFF THIS TIME. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY 217 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:19,045 WE GOT THIS. ONE WORD, OKAY >> YEAH. 218 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:33,526 >> Steve: ONE WORD >> Jimmy: SAFETY >> NET 219 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:37,063 >> Steve: OH, GOOD GUESS WRONG THOUGH BUT GOOD 220 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,666 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT WAS GOOD. IT'S STILL GOOD. 221 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,401 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: NO, YOU CAN'T MIME [ BUZZER ] 222 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:46,873 * [ SAD TUBA ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IN THE RED 223 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:53,079 ROSES -- WHAT IN THE RED ROSES ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT >> Steve: OH, MY GOD 224 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,247 >> Tariq: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY OKAY, OKAY, OKAY 225 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,150 >> Jimmy: NO, DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE OKAY. YOU DID THIS 226 00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,020 >> Steve: WE'RE TOSSING IT OUT >> Jimmy: YOU WERE PUTTING ON A HELMET 227 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:04,024 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S INSANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 228 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,760 >> Tariq: OKAY >> Jimmy: JUST SAY HELMET. >> Tariq: OKAY 229 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,496 >> Steve: CLAIRE AND ROMAN, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE LAST CLUE 230 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:15,201 IT'S WORTH A BILLION POINTS. >> THE PASSWORD IS -- "PEEPS." >> Steve: ROMAN, WHY DON'T YOU 231 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,470 START US OFF >> OKAY, GREAT >> Steve: MUST BE NICE TO 232 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:26,112 CHEAT. >> Tariq: WOW! WOW. 233 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,248 OKAY LET'S GO BACK TO ALL THE OTHER TIMES WE PLAYED "PASSWORD. 234 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:31,685 >> Jimmy: NO, NO THIS IS A BRAND-NEW GAME >> Tariq: OKAY 235 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:37,490 HERE WE GO >> Jimmy: ROMAN, LOOKS LIKE -- YOU LOOK CONFIDENT 236 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,225 >> THERE'S JUST NO WAY TO DO THIS ONE ONE WORD 237 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:47,334 >> Tariq: YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT 238 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,736 TRUST ME >> Steve: TARIQ HAS FAITH IN YOU. 239 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,604 >> UM, LONG GAME HERE, GO BACK AND FORTH HERE CANDY. 240 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,642 >> Tariq: CANDY. >> Jimmy: IF YOU GUESS THIS -- >> Steve: I WOULD BE AMAZED. 241 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,078 CANDY. DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU 242 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,347 CANDY. [ LAUGHTER ] CANDY. 243 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:03,717 >> Jimmy: CANDY, CANDY >> Tariq: CHOCOLATES >> Steve: CHOCOLATES 244 00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:21,101 NO >> EASTER. >> Jimmy: OH 245 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:26,906 [ LAUGHTER ] JELLYBEAN? >> Steve: NO 246 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:30,410 [ SAD TUBA ] BOO, NO, NO, NO. NO 247 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,145 >> Steve: NO, THAT'S NOT GOOD. >> NO, NO, THAT'S FAIR >> Steve: NO 248 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,114 NO >> JUST INCORRECT. >> I THINK ROMAN'S GOING TO WIN 249 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,283 THIS ONE >> JUST REMEMBER WHERE WE'RE AT 250 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:53,667 >> Tariq: MM-HM, MM-HM, MM-HM. CHICKEN. >> CHICKEN, CANDY, EASTER. 251 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:59,139 >> I MEAN, BECAUSE IT COULD BE TWO THINGS >> PICK ONE OF THEM. 252 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:05,045 >> CADBURY EGG [ AUDIENCE OOHS >> Steve: SO CLOSE 253 00:19:05,045 --> 00:19:09,649 >> Jimmy: ONE WORD >> Steve: YEAH, ONE WORD >> YEAH. 254 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:21,428 PASTEL >> Jimmy: WHAT WHAT IN THE -- WHAT IN THE 255 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,530 WORLD? >> Steve: HOLD ON, PASTEL. >> Jimmy: WAIT, PASTEL 256 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,365 >> OKAY. >> Steve: PASTEL CHICKEN. 257 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,667 >> I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SUCH A GIVEN. >> Jimmy: IT SHOULD BE A GIVEN 258 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:34,341 I'M GOING TO SAY, E-GG-S [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: ALL RIGHT. 259 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:37,177 >> Tariq: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY >> Steve: ROMAN, YOUR TURN ROMAN'S TURN 260 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,945 NO, IT'S NOT EGGS. >> Jimmy: EGGS EASTER 261 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,882 CHICKEN. PASTEL >> Tariq: YOU GOT THIS 262 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:48,321 >> Steve: TARIQ'S GOT THIS ROMAN, YOU GOT IT. ROMAN, YOU GOT IT. 263 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,290 >> THIS IS JUST AN OPINION HERE, RIGHT? NASTY. 264 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:55,228 >> OOH >> Tariq: PEEPS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 265 00:19:55,228 --> 00:20:04,404 * >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD >> Steve: OH, IT'S A TIE GAME. 266 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,940 >> Jimmy: NO, WE'LL GIVE IT TO -- COME ON. CLAIRE DANES, ROMAN REIGNS, 267 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:12,212 TARIQ TROTTER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO CLAIRE, AFTER 268 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:16,850 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 269 00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:25,625 * >> Jimmy: WHERE DO I LOOK? >> I THINK DOWN THE PIPE 270 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:34,267 YOU'VE GOT LIKE SIX OF THEM HERE, SO PICK ONE. [ DRUMROLL ] 271 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:49,883 >> Jimmy: WAKE -- WAKE UP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 272 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:53,653 EMMY-WINNING ACTRESS, WHO STARS IN THE FX SERIES, "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE," WHICH IS STREAMING 273 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:57,557 NOW ON HULU. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, CLAIRE DANES 274 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:57,590 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, CLAIRE DANES 275 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:14,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HI. 276 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:18,078 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> THANK YOU SO MUCH 277 00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:22,082 IT'S SO WONDERFUL TO BE HERE >> Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE 278 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,517 BUT WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS YOU'RE EXPECTING 279 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,720 >> I AM. >> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 280 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,088 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST NEWS IN THE WORLD 281 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,090 >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE THIRD BABY 282 00:21:30,090 --> 00:21:34,160 >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIRD BABY - >> AND I THINK THE LAST. 283 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,298 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE WAS A SURPRISE. >> Jimmy: OKAY 284 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:46,106 >> YES NO, THIS PREGNANCY HAPPENED TO ME 285 00:21:46,106 --> 00:21:51,745 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ RIMSHOT 286 00:21:51,745 --> 00:22:00,587 BUT WE'RE THRILLED >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TWO BOYS. >> TWO BOYS. 287 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:02,789 >> Jimmy: ALREADY. >> CYRUS IS 10 AND ROWAN IS 4. >> Jimmy: 10 AND 4 288 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,958 SO, IT'S GOING TO BE QUITE A A BIG SPAN THERE BUT, YEAH. 289 00:22:04,958 --> 00:22:06,926 >> Jimmy: HOW ARE THEY FEELING ABOUT THIS >> CYRUS WAS SORT OF RESIGNED 290 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,062 TO IT. I MEAN, THE WORST HAS ALREADY HAPPENED 291 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:13,400 HIS NAME IS ROWAN. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YEAH 292 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:18,872 BUT ROWAN HAS MORE TO LOSE LIKE, HE HAS MORE AT STAKE AND HE WAS CATEGORICALLY 293 00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:24,744 OPPOSED TO THE IDEA. HE SAID, "YEAH, NO, NO I DON'T LIKE IT. 294 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,148 I DON'T LIKE IT. I LIKE -- I LIKE PEACE, MAMA." I WAS LIKE, "YOU LIKE PEACE? 295 00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:31,851 >> Jimmy: "I LIKE PEACE" IS WHAT HE SAID >> THAT'S RICH, BECAUSE THAT 296 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,721 DUDE DOES NOT SHUT UP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU LIKE PEACE 297 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:38,591 THAT'S SO FUNNY. >> NO, HE SAID, "WHEN IT COMES OUT OF YOUR TUMMY, WE'LL GIVE 298 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,594 IT TO A FAMILY THAT DOESN'T HAVE A BABY. [ LAUGHTER AND AWs ] 299 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:45,732 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD PLAN >> 'CAUSE WE'RE DONE >> Jimmy: HE HAS A GOOD PLAN 300 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:50,670 HE'S LIKE, "I'M THE BABY, MAN. I CAN'T BE A NEW BABY. >> SO, NO, HE WAS LESS THAN 301 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,806 THRILLED BUT THEN WE TALKED ABOUT HOW WHEN THE BABY COMES OUT, IT'S 302 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:58,745 GOING TO BE PRETTY DUMB, DOESN'T KNOW A LOT >> Jimmy: YEAH 303 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,947 SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S GOING TO NEED ASSISTANCE AND SOME EDUCATING. 304 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:11,358 HE KIND OF -- THAT WAS INTERESTING TO HIM HE LIKED THE IDEA OF BEING A 305 00:23:11,358 --> 00:23:14,260 A SORT OF CONDESCENDING PRESENCE [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,696 SO, NOW HE'S A LITTLE -- A A LITTLE MORE OPTIMISTIC >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME 307 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:19,199 THAT YOU'VE BEEN PREGNANT, YOU'VE BEEN ON OUR SHOW. >> OKAY. 308 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:23,336 >> Jimmy: SO, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ] >> YEAH, NO, NO, IT MAKES ME 309 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:25,305 FEEL LIKE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PREGNANT [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:26,740 >> Jimmy: NO, I MEANT TO SAY, IT'S GOOD LUCK >> YEAH, SURE. 311 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:31,077 >> Jimmy: AND YOUR KIDS -- EVERYONE'S BEEN -- YOUR WHOLE FAMILY'S BEEN - 312 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,645 >> IT MAKES ME AFRAID TO BE BOOKED, BASICALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 313 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:38,318 YEAH >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING, YEAH 314 00:23:38,318 --> 00:23:40,186 BUT THE WHOLE FAMILY'S BEEN ON OUR SHOW >> YEAH. 315 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,689 >> Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING >> YES, THAT'S TRUE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A FAMILY 316 00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,657 AFFAIR >> THE WHOLE BROOD >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 317 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,626 "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE." MAN, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING GREAT REVIEWS FOR THIS 318 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,695 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GOT NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE. 319 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:53,400 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CRITIC'S CHOICE AWARD. NOT TOO SHABBY 320 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:57,237 THE SERIES IS BASED ON A A BEST-SELLING NOVEL YOU AND JESSE EISENBERG PLAY A 321 00:23:57,237 --> 00:24:00,173 A MARRIED COUPLE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE. >> A HARD TIME, YES. 322 00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:06,413 >> Jimmy: HE WAS ON THE SHOW PRETTY RECENTLY. AND WAS TELLING ME A STORY THAT 323 00:24:06,413 --> 00:24:11,351 HE MET YOU YEARS AGO AT A PARTY AND THOUGHT THAT HE FOUND HIS SOULMATE 324 00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:13,753 AND TOLD HIS NOW WIFE, BUT IT WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS AT THE PARTY WITH HIM, WHICH IS 325 00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,822 HILARIOUS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK HE SAID HE WAS STONED 326 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:23,063 OR SOMETHING AND HE WENT UP TO YOU, AND HE'S LIKE, "I THINK I JUST FOUND 327 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:26,099 SOMEONE, MY SOULMATE." AND SHE GOES, "THAT'S CLAIRE DANES, GOOD LUCK. 328 00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:28,702 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT TO HIM, YEAH 329 00:24:28,702 --> 00:24:31,871 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS MEETING AT ALL? >> I DID NOT REMEMBER THE 330 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:34,507 MEETING. YEAH NO 331 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,810 HE TOLD ME THAT. THERE WAS A CAST DINNER, AND HE SAID, DO YOU REMEMBER 332 00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,646 MEETING -- NO BUT -- BUT I LOVE JESSE VERY 333 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:44,651 MUCH AND WAS THRILLED THAT HE FOUND SUCH A STRONG CONNECTION IN OUR 334 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:50,457 INTRODUCTION BUT NO I REALLY DID HAVE THE DREAMIEST 335 00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:53,093 TIME DIVORCING HIM HE'S WONDERFUL [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:24:53,093 --> 00:25:00,633 I DID. I KNOW >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO 337 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,502 PUT IT YOU GUYS -- WHAT GOES BEHIND WHEN YOU'RE DOING A ROLE WHERE 338 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,038 YOU HAVE TO GET DIVORCED >> WELL, WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME TO REHEARSE, SO IT 339 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:09,175 WAS FAIRLY DENSE AND SORT OF ACCELERATED. BUT OUR DIRECTORS, JOHN AND 340 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:20,520 VAL, WHO IRONICALLY ARE A VERY HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE, PUT TOGETHER SOME EXERCISES FOR US 341 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,155 SO, WE DID SOME JOURNALING TOGETHER WE SAT IN OUR RESPECTIVE BEAN 342 00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:24,891 BAGS, CURIOUSLY. THAT SEEMED IMPORTANT. AND WE WERE GIVEN PROMPTS OR 343 00:25:24,891 --> 00:25:27,193 ASKED QUESTIONS, AND WE HAD, LIKE, TWO MINUTES TO ANSWER THEM 344 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:31,664 AND THEN WE READ THEM TO EACH OTHER. LIKE WHAT INITIALLY ATTRACTED 345 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:36,803 US TO EACH OTHER WHY WE'RE DISAPPOINTED IN EACH OTHER NOW. 346 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,773 JUST MILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT ALSO VERY ANNOYING, BECAUSE HE'S A VERY GIFTED PROFESSIONAL 347 00:25:39,773 --> 00:25:46,212 WRITER AS WELL >> Jimmy: JESSE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 348 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:52,986 >> YEAH. SO, WROTE THESE VERY ARTICULATE, KIND OF POETIC 349 00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,622 MUSINGS ABOUT OUR CHARACTERS' HISTORY. AND I JUST HAD WORDS TO OFFER 350 00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:58,258 UP >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, JESSE, DIAL IT DOWN A LITTLE 351 00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:03,396 BIT. COME ON, THIS ISN'T THE PART HERE." 352 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:09,069 YEAH >> YEAH. SO, HE WON THAT GAME 353 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,905 BUT THEN WE PLAYED DODGEBALL TOO, WHICH WAS SURPRISING. >> Jimmy: REALLY 354 00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,874 >> AND I DID NOT WEAR THE RIGHT FOOTWEAR >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE 355 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:16,609 PLAYING DODGEBALL? >> NO. NOBODY SAID THAT 356 00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:19,546 >> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED DODGEBALL? >> FIFTH GRADE 357 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:26,553 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, PROBABLY, YEAH >> YEAH. 358 00:26:26,553 --> 00:26:28,488 >> Jimmy: FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN THE SERIES YET, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN WHAT IT'S ABOUT? 359 00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:33,126 >> IT'S ABOUT A NEW YORK MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE. 360 00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:38,565 THE STORY'S TOLD BY THE HUSBAND'S, KIND OF, COLLEGE-AGED FRIEND. 361 00:26:38,565 --> 00:26:40,600 AND IT BROADENS OUT AND SUDDENLY THERE ARE MANY MIDDLE-AGED NEW YORKERS GOING 362 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:44,704 THROUGH VARIOUS CRISES OF THEIR OWN. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 363 00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:47,540 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CLAIRE DANES IN "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE." 364 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,074 "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 365 00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,414 >> WHAT IS GOING ON? 366 00:26:54,414 --> 00:26:59,119 >> GOD, THERE'S SO MANY PARTS TO THIS. >> RACHEL. 367 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,823 >> I ALSO HAVE ALL THIS TEA. IT MIGHT BE EASIER I -- I BOUGHT ALL THIS TEA 368 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:10,930 BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME SLEEPING. BUT ALL IT DID WAS JUST KEEP ME 369 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:16,036 IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT. I FEEL LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY TOASTER IS, BUT I DO HAVE 370 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:25,145 SOME BREAD >> RACHEL. >> I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH 371 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:28,314 YOU. I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN MAKE YOU COFFEE RIGHT NOW 372 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:35,188 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, COME ON. CLAIRE DANES, YOU'RE 373 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:37,323 UNBELIEVABLE THE FX SERIES, "FLEISHMAN IS IN TROUBLE," IS STREAMING NOW ON 374 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:41,528 HULU ROMAN REIGNS JOINS US NEXT STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 375 00:27:41,528 --> 00:28:04,784 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS THE 376 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:11,558 LONGEST REIGNING UNIVERSAL CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY. HE'S DEFENDING HIS TITLE 377 00:28:11,558 --> 00:28:13,526 TOMORROW AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, WHICH YOU CAN WATCH LIVE ON PEACOCK. 378 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:17,330 PEACOCK. PLEASE WELCOME, ROMAN REIGNS 379 00:28:19,599 --> 00:28:22,602 * 380 00:28:22,602 --> 00:28:33,213 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD 381 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:34,647 >> WHERE SHOULD I PUT THIS THING? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN PUT IT - 382 00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:36,816 >> FRONT AND CENTER? >> Jimmy: YEP, FRONT AND CENTER 383 00:28:36,816 --> 00:28:43,156 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> HOW'S THAT LOOK >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT 384 00:28:43,156 --> 00:28:48,294 IS, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, YOU WERE ON YOUR WAY TO WRESTLEMANIA. 385 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:49,929 AND I SAID, NEXT TIME YOU COME ON MY SHOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TWO BELTS 386 00:28:49,929 --> 00:28:59,673 YOU DO HAVE TWO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 387 00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:05,478 COME ON. COME ON NOW. >> HE PREDICTS THE FUTURE AS 388 00:29:05,478 --> 00:29:07,013 WELL >> Jimmy: YEAH, I PREDICT THE FUTURE 389 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:08,648 OH, MY GOSH. IT JUST FEELS COOL EVEN JUST TO HOLD THAT THING. 390 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:11,251 YEAH >> IT JUST LOOKS GOOD THERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M LEAVING IT 391 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:16,856 THERE FOR THE WHOLE -- >> EVERYBODY, TAKE A PICTURE >> Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT US, 392 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,225 YEAH [ CHEERS ] THE ROYAL RUMBLE IS TOMORROW, 393 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,761 OKAY BUT THAT KICKS OFF THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA 394 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:25,365 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: AND FANS, THERE'S A LOT OF SPECULATION ON THE 395 00:29:25,365 --> 00:29:27,033 SOCIALS, ON THE TWITTERS, ON EVERYTHING, SAYING, MAYBE, POSSIBILITY, ROMAN REIGNS 396 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:35,408 VERSUS THE ROCK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THAT'S BEEN, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 397 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:38,812 THE RUMORS AND THERE'S BEEN A HUGE BUZZ ON THAT FOR A LONG TIME NOW 398 00:29:38,812 --> 00:29:51,358 I MEAN, YEARS -- FOR YEARS NOW BUT IT'S REALLY PICKED UP IN THE PAST COUPLE OF YEARS 399 00:29:51,358 --> 00:29:54,227 I BELIEVE HE JUST CAME OUT WITH A STATEMENT SAYING THAT HE'S NOT GOING TO BE, YOU KNOW, 400 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:55,895 READY IN TIME. WHICH THAT'S THE FACE THAT, YOU KNOW, EVERYONE'S MAKING. 401 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,064 LIKE, HOLD ON, WAIT, HE TRAINS EVERY SINGLE DAY >> Jimmy: THAT GUY'S READY FOR 402 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:01,001 ANYTHING >> HE'S HUGE >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 403 00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:03,169 >> TO HIS DEFENSE, IT'S ONE THING TO TRAIN WITH WEIGHTS, AND YOU KNOW, THE BODY BUILDING 404 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:08,641 TO LOOK THE PART BUT TO BE ABLE TO GET IN THE RING AND DO A MAIN EVENT MATCH, 405 00:30:08,641 --> 00:30:10,343 A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH A A UNIVERSAL, UNDISPUTED WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, IT TAKES A 406 00:30:10,343 --> 00:30:16,516 A LOT OF CONDITIONING. IT BEATS UP YOUR BODY. SO, THERE'S MORE THAT GOES INTO 407 00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:20,453 IT THAN JUST TRAINING IN THE WEIGHT ROOM. >> Jimmy: IT'S A DIFFERENT WAY 408 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:25,191 TO WORK OUT. >> IT'S A 300 -- IT'S A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE TYPE OF 409 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:29,195 SITUATION, WHERE YOU HAVE TO CONDITION, YOU HAVE TO - YOU KNOW, HE DOES TWO OUT OF 410 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,398 THE THREE THINGS PERFECTLY HIS NUTRITION AND HIS WEIGHT TRAINING IS ON POINT 411 00:30:31,398 --> 00:30:36,069 BUT YOU HAVE TO CONDITION YOURSELF AND YOU GOT TO BE READY TO FALL 412 00:30:36,069 --> 00:30:40,340 DOWN YOU KNOW, THAT'S -- YOU NEVER GET AWAY FROM THAT 413 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,542 >> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST ROMAN REIGNS. >> THAT'S NUMBER ONE, DWAYNE 414 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:44,611 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST ROMAN REIGNS, YOU BETTER GET 415 00:30:44,611 --> 00:30:48,448 READY TO FALL DOWN >> Jimmy: WHO ELSE IS IN THE MIX? 416 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:52,919 >> WELL, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT NOW, IS WE'VE GOT SO MUCH STUFF GOING ON 417 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:56,423 RIGHT NOW, WE'VE GOT SAMI ZAYN THAT'S IN THE MIX. AND WITHIN MY BLOOD LINE, WE'VE 418 00:30:56,423 --> 00:31:01,561 BEEN DOING SOME BEAUTIFUL TV OVER THE PAST SIX MONTHS WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY BY THE NAME 419 00:31:01,561 --> 00:31:09,102 OF CODY RHODES WHO IS COMING BACK FROM INJURY HE WAS SUPER WHITE HOT 420 00:31:09,102 --> 00:31:11,404 IF YOU GO BACK TO, I BELIEVE IT WAS A HELL IN A CELL MATCH HE HAD WITH SETH ROLLINS, HIS 421 00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:17,310 PECTORAL MUSCLE WAS COMPLETELY TORN, LIKE IN HALF SO, IF YOU GO BACK AND LOOK, 422 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:21,114 IT'S COMPLETELY BLACK, A GIANT BRUISE COVERING THIS GUY A FOURTH OF HIS BODY IS 423 00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:24,384 COMPLETELY BROKEN, AND HE GOES OUT THERE, AND HE PUTS ON, LIKE A 40 MINUTE PERFORMANCE, AND 424 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,486 JUST COMPLETELY WINS OVER OUR ENTIRE FANBASE SO, A LOT OF GUTS, A LOT OF 425 00:31:26,486 --> 00:31:30,857 COURAGE OUT OF HIM AND HE'S GOING TO BE COMING BACK SOON, TOO 426 00:31:30,857 --> 00:31:38,598 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME SOMETHING BACKSTAGE. YOU WERE LIKE -- 427 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:45,105 >> I'D SMACK ALL OF THEM YEAH, THAT'S - >> Jimmy: NO, NO, YOU DID SAY 428 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:47,107 THAT TO, YEAH. BUT I WAS SAYING, LIKE, I WAS TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, WHAT IF I 429 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:50,110 WAS A WWE SUPERSTAR, WHAT WOULD MY MOVE BE OR WHATEVER YOU KNOW 430 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:53,113 PEOPLE PROBABLY DO THIS. BUT THEN YOU WERE LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A FIRE UP. 431 00:31:53,113 --> 00:31:55,782 WHAT IS A FIRE UP? >> WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE PASSION, RIGHT 432 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,718 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WE CAN'T JUST -- AS A WWE SUPERSTAR, YOU DON'T JUST SLAM 433 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:00,253 A GUY AND JUST SIT THERE STOICALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 434 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,422 LIKE, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME EMOTION. YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO EMIT 435 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:07,360 ENERGY, AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO. YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO FIRE UP 436 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,529 YOU'VE GOT TO ABLE TO LOSE YOUR, YOU KNOW -- I DON'T WANT TO START CURSING IN HERE 437 00:32:09,529 --> 00:32:11,831 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BE ABLE TO LOSE IT. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO LOSE 438 00:32:11,831 --> 00:32:17,404 YOUR - BUT DO YOU SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU DO IT, OR YOU JUST - 439 00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:19,406 >> ANYTHING. IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE, LIKE, NOWADAYS THE DEFAULT, LIKE, 440 00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,908 FIRE UP LINE IS, LET'S GO. YOU HEAR IT ALL THE TIME LET'S GO 441 00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:24,944 LET'S EFFING - THEY ALWAYS DO THE SAME THING. >> Jimmy: YEAH 442 00:32:24,944 --> 00:32:28,682 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. I CAN -- I THINK I COULD TOP LET'S GO 443 00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:34,454 >> I THINK WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 444 00:32:34,454 --> 00:32:37,957 I THINK WE'VE GOT ENOUGH CREATIVE ENERGY IN HERE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT 445 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,794 WHAT DO YOU GOT? >> Jimmy: WHAT IF -- 'CAUSE I WAS SAYING, I WAS LIKE MY 446 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:42,362 VILLAIN, PROBABLY MY BIGGEST THING I BATTLE, IS WITH HOSTING A SHOW IS SLEEP. 447 00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:53,707 PEOPLE ARE FALLING ASLEEP. YEAH SO, WHAT IF MY CATCH PHRASE 448 00:32:53,707 --> 00:32:58,311 WAS, WAKE UP [ LAUGHTER ] >> NOW WE'RE TALKING 449 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:01,414 HUMAN CAFFEINE RIGHT HERE. >> Jimmy: WHERE DO I LOOK? >> I THINK DOWN THE PIPE 450 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:04,084 YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, SIX OF THEM HERE, SO PICK ONE. [ DRUMROLL ] 451 00:33:04,084 --> 00:33:06,052 >> Jimmy: WAKE -- WAKE UP! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAKE UP! 452 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:20,166 WAKE UP! WAKE UP! >> HEY, HE KIND OF BUILT IT 453 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:24,104 TOO. HE HIT THAT WAKE >> Jimmy: YEAH 454 00:33:24,104 --> 00:33:28,074 NOW I HURT SOMETHING I THINK THE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY IS BRUISED. 455 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:31,311 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S BRUISED CAN WE TALK ROYAL RUMBLE 456 00:33:31,311 --> 00:33:34,080 >> PLEASE. LET'S DO IT. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE FACING OFF 457 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,082 AGAINST KEVIN OWENS. >> YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:41,354 >> Jimmy: WOW. WOW. REALLY 459 00:33:41,354 --> 00:33:44,657 YEAH WHAT'S -- ANY -- WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY GOING INTO THIS 460 00:33:44,657 --> 00:33:48,795 >> DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN >> I'VE BEEN BEATING UP 461 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:54,467 KEVIN OWENS FOR YEARS NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 462 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:58,872 LET ME GIVE THIS GUY HIS DUE THIS IS A TOUGH, STURDY GUY, YOU KNOW 463 00:33:58,872 --> 00:34:03,043 AND HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY. HE'S WILLING TO DO ANYTHING OUT THERE. 464 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:06,846 BUT I'VE FACED HIM A FEW TIMES, AND I'VE BEEN PRETTY SUCCESSFUL 465 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:12,952 SO, FOR ME, YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE, AS LONG AS I DON'T CHANGE ANYTHING, IF IT'S NOT 466 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:15,055 BROKE, DON'T BREAK IT. JUST STAY IN THE SAME SYSTEM GO OUT THERE AND DO WHAT I DO. 467 00:34:15,055 --> 00:34:23,329 AND PRETTY MUCH I FEEL LIKE I'M GENETICALLY CODED TO BEAT KEVIN OWENS EVERY TIME 468 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,432 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE -- IT'S LIKE THE SMALL PRINT OF MY DNA 469 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:28,268 YEP, BEAT KEVIN OWENS? YEAH, CHECK. DONE 470 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:30,103 >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS ALL RIGHT. KEVIN, IF YOU'RE WATCHING, WAKE 471 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:33,073 UP [ LAUGHTER ] ROMAN REIGNS, EVERYBODY. 472 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:37,777 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA KICKS OFF TOMORROW AT THE ROYAL 473 00:34:37,777 --> 00:34:41,581 RUMBLE, WHICH YOU CAN SEE LIVE ON PEACOCK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 474 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:43,149 STAND-UP FROM CATHY LADMAN STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 475 00:34:43,149 --> 00:35:13,346 * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDY LEGEND AND WHO HAS 476 00:35:13,346 --> 00:35:17,450 INFLUENCED GENERATIONS OF COMEDIANS. YOU CAN SEE HER AT THE 477 00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:20,820 THROCKMORTON THEATER IN MILL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, FEBRUARY 14th. 478 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:26,726 MAKING HER TENTH APPEARANCE ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY 479 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:28,328 CATHY LADMAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 480 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:38,538 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 481 00:35:38,538 --> 00:35:41,307 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. SO, I GUESS YOU NOTICED THAT I 482 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:44,110 HAVE GRAY HAIR YES. AND I LIKE IT, I REALLY LOVE 483 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:51,651 IT IT'S VERY LOW MAINTENANCE. PLUS, I'VE NOTICED THAT I GET 484 00:35:51,651 --> 00:35:53,186 A LOT MORE LOOKS FROM GUYS NOW THAT MY HAIR'S GRAY. [ CHEERS ] 485 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:58,858 YES. AND I THINK I KNOW WHY I THINK IT'S BECAUSE THEY THINK 486 00:35:58,858 --> 00:36:02,462 I CAN'T GET PREGNANT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE GUYS LIKE THAT 487 00:36:02,462 --> 00:36:09,235 YEAH YEAH, I'M NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU HOW OLD I AM, BUT I'M GONNA 488 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:15,041 GIVE YOU A CLUE. I ACTUALLY SAID THIS TO MY FRIENDS. 489 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:17,077 I WAS AT MY FRIEND'S APARTMENT, AND I ACTUALLY SAID TO HER OUT LOUD, "BOY, THAT'S A NICE PILL 490 00:36:17,077 --> 00:36:25,085 CADDY. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW OLD I AM, YES 491 00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:27,387 I HAD TO GET A NEW PILL CADDY RECENTLY BECAUSE MY DOCTOR GAVE ME A NEW PRESCRIPTION, AND I'M 492 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,155 ON SO MUCH MEDICATION THAT I COULDN'T JAM ONE MORE PILL INTO THE COMPARTMENT. 493 00:36:29,155 --> 00:36:33,626 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] SO, I HAD TO GO TO CVS TO THE 494 00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:37,230 PILL CADDIES AND PROSTHETICS AISLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:39,065 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE SHOPPED FOR THIS, BUT THERE'S A WHOLE HIERARCHY OF PILL 496 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:42,569 CADDIES. YOU START WITH YOUR ENTRY LEVEL PILL CADDY, IT'S THE SINGLE 497 00:36:42,569 --> 00:36:47,941 COMPARTMENT PILL CADDY THEN YOU MOVE INTO THE A.M./P.M. PILL CADDY 498 00:36:47,941 --> 00:36:49,909 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THE A.M., NOON, EVENING PILL CADDY 499 00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:53,313 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN THE A.M., NOON, EVENING, BEDTIME PILL CADDY 500 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:57,450 [ LAUGHTER ] THEN BASICALLY, YOU HAVE TO HIRE A CADDY TO HAND YOU PILLS 501 00:36:57,450 --> 00:37:04,224 ALL DAY -- [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY 502 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:10,463 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. HERE'S HOW OLD I AM REALLY HERE'S HOW OLD I AM. 503 00:37:10,463 --> 00:37:12,532 I WAS WALKING MY DOG, AND WE'RE AT THE END OF THE BLOCK. AND THERE WAS THIS KID, ABOUT 504 00:37:12,532 --> 00:37:16,269 11 YEARS OLD, AND HE'S RIDING HIS SKATEBOARD AND HE'S TALKING TO HIS FRIEND 505 00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:22,709 ON HIS SPEAKERPHONE. AND HE SAID TO HIS FRIEND, "I'M ON THE CORNER OF 18th AND OAK. 506 00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:24,577 AND I HEAR HIS FRIEND SAY THROUGH THE PHONE TO HIM, "ARE YOU NEAR THAT OLD LADY WITH THE 507 00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:30,150 DOG? [ LAUGHTER ] AND I SAID, "I'M NOT AN OLD 508 00:37:30,150 --> 00:37:34,654 LADY I'M NOT AN OLD LADY. NOBODY'S LISTENING TO ME, BY 509 00:37:34,654 --> 00:37:38,758 THE WAY. I'M JUST SCREAMING, "I'M NOT AN OLD LADY." 510 00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:40,627 [ LAUGHTER ] THEREBY PROVING I'M AN OLD LADY 511 00:37:40,627 --> 00:37:50,904 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I GET THESE OLD PEOPLE COUPONS NOW. 512 00:37:50,904 --> 00:37:54,174 I GOT A COUPON RECENTLY FOR ASH BURIAL AT SEA. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 513 00:37:54,174 --> 00:37:56,076 [ LAUGHTER ] A COUPON [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 514 00:37:56,076 --> 00:37:57,577 IT SAID, "ASH BURIAL AT SEA, $595. AND ON THE BOTTOM IN SMALLER 515 00:37:57,577 --> 00:38:03,383 PRINT, IT SAID, "REDUCE THE HIGH COST OF DYING." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 516 00:38:03,383 --> 00:38:07,420 [ LAUGHTER ] GEE, I'D LIKE TO DIE, BUT IT'S JUST SO EXPENSIVE. 517 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:13,093 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IF THERE WAS A SALE ON DYING, I'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 518 00:38:13,093 --> 00:38:20,433 [ APPLAUSE ] SO, I HAVE A DAUGHTER. SHE'S 19, VERY INTERESTING AGE 519 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:25,105 SHE HATES ME, SO SHE'S RIGHT ON TRACK DEVELOPMENTALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:38:25,105 --> 00:38:29,376 THE ONLY THING SHE LIKES TO DO WITH ME IS GO TO COSTCO. AND I LOVE COSTCO, A LOT OF 521 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,277 PEOPLE LOVE COSTCO BUT I'VE REALIZED AT THIS STAGE IN MY LIFE, IT DOESN'T EVEN 522 00:38:31,277 --> 00:38:33,546 MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO GO THERE. BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING I CAN BUY THERE THAT I'LL LIVE TO 523 00:38:33,546 --> 00:38:41,087 FINISH [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T USE THAT MANY Q-TIPS 524 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:43,790 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERY TIME I'M THERE WITH MY DAUGHTER AND WE'RE LEAVING, I 525 00:38:43,790 --> 00:38:45,492 ALWAYS POINT TO THE CART AND I LOOK AT HER AND SAY, "SOME DAY THIS WILL ALL BE YOURS." 526 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:54,734 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "THIS IS MY LEGACY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 527 00:38:54,734 --> 00:39:02,509 YES, I'VE BEEN ON THE PLANET FOR A WHILE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 528 00:39:02,509 --> 00:39:05,011 I REMEMBER THIS SONG THAT I LEARNED IN THE THIRD GRADE YOU'LL PROBABLY KNOW THIS FROM 529 00:39:05,011 --> 00:39:08,014 THE EAST COAST "THE ERIE CANAL. YOU KNOW THIS SONG 530 00:39:08,014 --> 00:39:11,017 I'LL -- I'LL SING IT FOR YOU * I'VE GOT A MULE AND HER NAME IS SA 531 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:14,754 15 MILES ON ERIE CANAL * * SHE'S A GOOD OL' WORKER AND A GOOD OL' PAL 532 00:39:14,754 --> 00:39:18,892 15 MILES ON THE ERIE CANAL * * SHE'S HAULED SOME BARGE IN OUR DAY 533 00:39:18,892 --> 00:39:22,495 FILLED WITH LUMBER COAL AND HAY * [ RHYTHMIC CLAPPING 534 00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:34,541 * AND SHE KNOWS EVERY INCH OF THE WA FROM ALBANY TO BUFFALO * 535 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:37,377 NOW, WAIT, I HAVE KNOWN THAT SONG SINCE THE THIRD GRADE IT'S BEEN UP HERE FOR 59 YEARS 536 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:43,183 AND THAT IS WHY, WHEN I GO TO THE MALL, I CAN'T FIND MY CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 537 00:39:43,183 --> 00:39:48,321 I'M IN THE PARKING RAMP CLICKING MY REMOTE HOPING I HEAR SOMETHING 538 00:39:48,321 --> 00:39:50,490 ALL I HEAR IS A GUY ONE AISLE OVER GOING - * I'VE GOT A MULE 539 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:55,295 AND A HER NAME IS SAL * [ LAUGHTER ] HE CAN'T FIND HIS CAR EITHER 540 00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:57,263 THANK YOU SO MUCH. I'M CATHY LADMAN YOU WERE GREAT 541 00:39:57,263 --> 00:40:02,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * THANKS 542 00:40:02,502 --> 00:40:07,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR LEGACY. IT'S HILARIOUS 543 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,043 CATHY LADMAN I LOVE YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 544 00:40:10,043 --> 00:40:11,478 SEE CATHY AT THE THROCKMORTON THEATER IN MILL VALLEY, CALIFORNIA, 545 00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:13,013 FEBRUARY 14th. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. NUMBER TEN 546 00:40:13,013 --> 00:40:16,049 NUMBER TEN NUMBER TEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:37,003 CLAIRE DANES, ROMAN REIGNS - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CATHY LADMAN 548 00:40:37,003 --> 00:40:40,273 THE ROOTS, PHILADELPHIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 549 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:42,809 SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE