Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DEREK JETER.
RITA ORA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1790 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FEELS GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ENJOY
YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
THIS IS IT YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, TODAY IS THE THE FIRST DAY OF FEBRUARY.
THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS ] YOU CAN TELL IT'S ALMOST
GROUNDHOG DAY BECAUSE TOM BRADY ANNOUNCED HE'S RETIRING AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS MORNING, TOM BRADY POSTED AN EMOTIONAL VIDEO ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT
FROM FOOTBALL. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, HERE IT IS
I'LL GET TO THE POINT RIGHT AWAY
I'M RETIRING FOR GOOD. Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. DON'T WORRY, BRADY WILL BE
OKAY BASED ON THE DESERTED LANDSCAPE BEHIND HIM, I THINK HE LANDED
A ROLE ON "THE LAST OF US. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE GOT EMOTIONAL
WATCHING THE HEARTFELT MESSAGE, EVEN BILL BELICHICK'S SHIRT HOLES GREW THREE SIZES TODAY
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT AN AMAZING CAREER BRADY PLAYED FOR 23 SEASONS.
YEAH [ CHEERS ] HE WAS AROUND FOR -- YEAH.
AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE WAS AROUND FOR A LONG TIME.
LET'S JUST SAY BRADY WAS THE ONLY ACTIVE NFL PLAYER TO SEE "TOP GUN" 1 AND 2 IN THEATERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BRADY IS DONE AND IN A RELATED STORY TICKETS TO NEXT
YEAR'S BUCCANEER'S GAME ARE NOW FREE [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE BIG NEWS TODAY, THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BEACH HOUSE IN DELAWARE FOR
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FIRST, THEY SEARCHED NEAR BIDEN'S CORVETTE, NOW THEY'RE
SEARCHING HIS BEACH HOUSE. I'M STARTING TO THINK BIDEN CREATED THIS WHOLE SCANDAL AS
A HUMBLE BRAG. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHY DON'T YOU CHECK BY MY
INFINITY POOL. [ LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
BEHIND THE PICASSO, I DON'T KNOW." AFTER THE FBI COMPLETED THE
SEARCH, A WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN ANNOUNCED THE RESULTS.
TODAY IN A PLANNED CONSENSUAL SEARCH WITH THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, THEY WENT
THROUGH THE REHOBOTH BEACH HOUSE AND NO CLASSIFIED MARKED DOCUMENTS WERE FOUND
Jimmy: APPARENTLY, MOBY NOW WORKS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY DIDN'T FIND ANY DOCUMENTS AT BIDEN'S BEACH HOUSE, BUT EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING, THEY
FOUND A SIGN THAT SAID, "WHERE MY BEACHES AT? [ LAUGHTER ]
SPEAKING OF BIDEN, TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL GET HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL ON
FEBRUARY 16th. IT'S GOING TO BE CRAZY AFTER BIDEN'S COLONOSCOPY WHEN THE
DOCTOR SAYS "THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE FOUND MORE CLASSIFIED
DOCUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, EVERYONE'S
EXCITED ABOUT THIS TODAY, BEYONCE ANNOUNCED THE RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANS ARE PUMPED, WHILE TICKETMASTER IS LIKE, "F MY L.
[ LAUGHTER ] BEYONCE MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT AROUND 9:00 A.M. AFTER SHE
BASICALLY GAVE TOM BRADY AN HOUR TO TREND ON TWITTER, THEN, SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS MINE
NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS,
IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER 21 SEASONS DR. PHIL'S DAYTIME TALK SHOW IS COMING TO
AN END YOU KNOW THIS MORNING DR. PHIL'S PUBLICIST WAS LIKE,
"IT WILL DEFINITELY BE THE BIGGEST RETIREMENT NEWS OF THE DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] F MY L." YEAH, TODAY DR. PHIL RELEASED
A REALLY TOUCHING STATEMENT ABOUT HIS RETIREMENT HE SAID, "CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW
BOUT DAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE TV NEWS, THE NEW
SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" IS UNDERWAY BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING
THAT THIS YEAR'S BACHELOR IS TOO BORING YEAH, YOU THINK SO
WELL, THE PRODUCERS HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
WATCH THIS
THE WORD IS OUT
THIS YEAR'S BACHELOR IS JUST TOO BORING AMERICA, WE HEARD YOU LOUD AND
CLEAR. SO WE SENT ZACH HOME, AND WE'RE REPLACING HIM WITH -
TOM [ BLEEP ] BRADY [ BLEEP ] YEAH, BACHELOR NATION
'CAUSE TOM B. IS ON A PERMANENT VACATION THIS RETIREE IS READY TO PARTY
[ AIRHORN HE'S DTF, DONE THROWING FOOTBALLS.
AND HE WANTS ONE MORE RING I'M TALKING NEIL LANE BLING! SO, HUDDLE UP IN THE FANTASY
SUITE AND GET READY TO TOUCHDOWN THERE. HUT, HUT, WHAT
"THE BACHELOR," FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GOAT! [ SCREAMING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: EXCITING THAT'S NOT BORING AT ALL
Steve: THAT'S EXCITING. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO SEE RIGHT THERE
THAT'S GOOD TV SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY THE CEO OF PELOTON SAID THAT THE
COMPANY WILL START MAKING MONEY AGAIN AND IS NO LONGER ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION.
[ LAUGHTER ] BRINK OF EXTINCTION? CALM DOWN, YOU'RE A BIKE WITH
AN iPAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, PELOTON'S CEO THINKS
THEY'LL START MAKING MONEY IN JUNE EVERYONE'S LIKE, THAT'S GREAT.
WAIT, IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER PANDEMIC IN JUNE WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE -
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR NEARLY A WEEK, CREWS IN
AUSTRALIA HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A RADIOACTIVE CAPSULE SMALLER THAN A PENNY THAT FELL
OFF A TRUCK, AND TODAY THEY FINALLY FOUND IT ON A REMOTE ROAD
[ LIGHT CHEERING ] WELL, NOW IT'S A REMOTE ROAD IT USED TO BE A CITY
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE TOM BRADY SHOT THAT RETIREMENT VIDEO
Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS,
APPARENTLY DUE TO A SHRINKING U.S. CATTLE HERD, CHEESEBURGERS AND STEAKS ARE ABOUT TO GET
MORE EXPENSIVE AND NOW AMERICANS ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER TYPES OF MEAT.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S BAD, BUT PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL IS NOW MISSING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, NO Jimmy: I HEARD ABOUT
A 6-YEAR-OLD IN MICHIGAN WHO WAS PLAYING ON HIS DAD'S PHONE AND ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A
A THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD ON GRUBHUB. YEAH, HE ORDERED ONE
CHEESEBURGER Steve: OH, REALLY [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WITH AN EGG ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] TOMORROW IS GROUNDHOG DAY WHICH
OF COURSE, MEANS TONIGHT IS GROUNDHOG DAY EVE, SO IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE IF I READ THAT
CLASSIC STORY WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE GROUNDHOG DAY AND OH, WHAT A
A TREATA Steve: TREATA Jimmy: TREATA
Steve: TREATA Jimmy: YEP, THIS IS PAGE ONE.
Steve: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WHAT A TREATA.
Steve: TREATA DRY JANUARY WAS OVER SO WE HOUSED SKINNY GIRL
MARGARITAS ON FIREBALL, ON JAGER, ON ANYTHING POTENT.
WE'LL GET SO WRECKED, WE'LL TAKE ADVICE FROM A RODENT. PHIL CLIMBS OUT OF HIS HOLE AND
SEES SUCH A CROWD. THEN SAYS, "I WAS SLEEPING, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO LOUD?"
THE PEOPLE WISHED FOR SPRING, WARMTH, AND GOOD LUCK, WHILE PHIL IGNORES A FACETIME FROM
STATEN ISLAND CHUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] MEN IN TOP HATS GATHER ROUND AS
THEIR FUTURE IS READ WHILE PHIL PRAYS BILL DeBLASIO DOESN'T DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD
[ LAUGHTER ] THE MEN WATCHED PHIL CLOSELY, WHAT NEWS HAS HE BROUGHT
AFTER THEY TOUCH HIM, THEY'LL NEED RABIES SHOTS. IF PHIL SEES NO SHADOW, SOON
WE'LL HAVE SPRING. THEY LIFT HIM UP LIKE A FAT HAMSTER "LION KING."
THEY LOOK AT THE GROUND, IS LIGHT IS IT SHADY? WHILE PHIL'S THINKING, "MAN, I
GOT TO RETIRE LIKE BRADY." SHADOW OR NOT, THE TOWNSPEOPLE CHEER.
MERRY GROUNDHOG DAY TO ALL, NOW PASS ME A BEER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE
* Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE IS A FIVE-TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPION AND A MEMBER OF THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME.
NEW YORK YANKEE LEGEND DEREK JETER IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: THE MAN! Jimmy: THE BEST Steve: THE BEST
Jimmy: JETES! Steve: JETER! Jimmy: MY FAVORITE.
Steve: LOVELY Jimmy: I WAS SO LUCKY TO SEE MOST OF HIS IMPORTANT BIG
MILESTONE GAMES. I USED TO GO TO THE GAMES ALL THE TIME WITH LORNE MICHAELS
AND WE USED TO SIT THERE AND I'M BEHIND - YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE'D END UP
ON CAMERA, BECAUSE THE SEATS ARE RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE. BUT I JUST NEVER KNEW KIND OF
WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS SO, I WOULD JUST GET KIND OF NERVOUS.
I'M LIKE, "COME ON, DEREK. I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM ALL THE TIME
SO, EVERY TIME YOU WATCH THESE HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS OF DEREK, YOU COULD SEE ONE NERD IN THE
BACKGROUND GOING - [ LAUGHTER ] AND YEAH, THAT'S ME, YEAH.
BUT ANYWAYS, DEREK JETER IS HERE TONIGHT, I LOVE THAT GUY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SPEAKING OF LOVE, I LOVE HER NEW SINGLE, IT'S CALLED "YOU ONLY LOVE ME."
IT IS OUT RIGHT NOW. AND SHE STARS IN SEASON TWO OF THE ANIMATED SERIES "KUNG FU
PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. RITA ORA IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO RITA ORA, THEN SHE'S
PERFORMING, "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" LATER IN THE SHOW. RITA ORA IN THE HOUSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE BEST HEY GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR OUR
LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS." HERE WE GO
* TONIGHT SHO POLLS *
Jimmy: THESE ARE POLLS. POLLS ARE VERY POPULAR Steve: TRUE, PEOPLE LOVE
THEM Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE THEM
ADULTS LOVE THEM, KIDS LOVE THEM Steve: EVERYBODY LOVES THEM,
GRANDPA, GRANDMA Jimmy: GRANDPA LOVES THEM Steve: NO
Jimmy: NO Steve: HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM HE LIKES THE POLES MORE AT THE
STRIP CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WISH I -
I WISH MY GRANDMA LIKED POLLS. Steve: WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WHY DOESN'T YOUR GRANDMA LIKE POLLS? SHE LOVES POLLS?
EVERY TIME I GO TO YOUR GRANDMA'S HOUSE, IT'S LIKE SHE WOULD READ POLLS TO ME
Jimmy: I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU. S S S S S S S S S S S S S S Jimmy: LAST CHRISTMAS
Steve: RIGHT? Jimmy: WE WERE OUT AT THE HOUSE, HAVING SOME EGGNOG,
STUFF LIKE THAT. I THINK SHE WAS PROBABLY MEDICATED OR SOMETHING
Steve: WELL, SHE HAS A LOT OF MEDS, SURE, YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT SHE WAS
WEARING HER WIG AND EVERYTHING, IT WAS CUTE. Steve: OH, SHE'S FUNNY.
Jimmy: NEVER MIND, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT Steve: WHAT HAPPENED?
Jimmy: WHAT Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS
CHRISTMAS EVE. AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE WAS STUMBLING HOME
Steve: YEAH Jimmy: AND MY GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER
Steve: OH, MY GOD WHERE? Jimmy: ON THE WAY TO HER
HOUSE. Steve: ON CHRISTMAS EVE Jimmy: YEAH
Steve: OH, MY GOD DID THAT SHAKE YOUR FAITH IN CHRISTMAS?
Jimmy: NO, ME AND GRANDPA STILL BELIEVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, HERE WE GO THIS IS POLLS, NOW THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "WHO IS
YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER ON THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES? 49% SAID, "JALEN HURTS."
50% SAID, "JASON KELCE." GEORGE SANTOS SAID, "ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S EASILY HIS FAVORITE THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR PLAN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?
25% SAID, "A ROMANTIC DINNER AT A FANCY RESTAURANT." 25% SAID, "I'M COOKING A NICE
DINNER AT HOME." AND 50% SAID, "PANIC ALL DAY THEN ACT LIKE APPLEBEE'S WAS
THE PLAN ALL ALONG." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO CALLS
YOU THE MOST?" 1% SAID, "MY BEST FRIEND." 1% SAID, "MY PARENTS."
98% SAID, "SPAM, LIKELY FROM KENOSHA, WISCONSIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR IN THE SUPER BOWL? 49% SAID, "THE EAGLES.
49% SAID, "THE CHIEFS. RAIDERS OWNER MARK DAVIS SAID, "THERE'S ONLY ONE SUPER BOWL
AND IT'S THE ONE I USE TO CUT MY OWN HAIR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S TRUE, IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST.
Steve: FANTASTIC BOWL Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHO'S THE BEST NFL MASCOT?"
THE EAGLES' MASCOT SAID, "ME." CHIEFS' MASCOT SAID, "ME." 49ers' MASCOT SAID, "ME.
THE BENGALS' MASCOT SAID, "MEOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THE LAST ONE ASKED, "WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU FIND REALLY SCARY?
33% SAID, "GHOSTS. 33% SAID, "HEIGHTS." 34% SAID, "HEARING YOUR FRIEND
SAY 'HEY, I HAVE A HILARIOUS VIDEO TO SHOW YOU THAT I THINK YOU'LL LOVE.'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS."
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WITH DEREK JETER AND RITA ORA
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I ONCE WORE A THONG - OH. -- IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YOU'RE DEREK JETER YEAH.
Jimmy: WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN.
IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS.
* Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT
TONIGHT IS A YANKEE LEGEND AND THE FOUNDER AND CHAIRMAN OF THE TURN 2 FOUNDATION.
PLEASE WELCOME DEREK JETER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
NAILED THAT. SO YOU CAME RIGHT -- SLIDING RIGHT IN
YES Jimmy: DEREK -- DEREK AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST AN
INCREDIBLY TALENTED SINGER SONG WRITER, WHOSE NEW SINGLE, "YOU ONLY LOVE ME," IS OUT NOW.
PLEASE WELCOME RITA ORA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BOTH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
COME ON NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS IS GREAT
BEFORE WE START, WHAT'S IN THE CUP? Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NO, NO,
THIS IS REAL COFFEE IN THE CUP YEAH, HERE WE GO THIS IS LIKE A REAL OLD TIMEY
DETECTIVE. OH IT IS. IT SMELLS LIKE COFFEE TOO.
Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULDN'T -- DON'T -- DON'T DRINK IT. OKAY, SORRY, SORRY.
Jimmy: IT'S NOT REALLY COFFEE ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW THIS
WORKS. IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING
CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE, THE OTHER IS A LIE.
ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU.
THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION -- IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE
WHY IS THE ONLY SONG IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW THAT SHOULD SUIT THIS SEGMENT, IS -
* THESE ARE MY CONFESSION JUST WHEN I THOUGH I SAID -- *
I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD DO THAT Jimmy: I SHOULD DO THAT YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH ME HOW TO SING AND DANCE OKAY, HERE WE GO
ADHD, ADHD. Jimmy: I THINK DEREK -- DEREK, YOU GO FIRST, OKAY?
WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD HE OPEN? ONE OR TWO PICK TWO!
Audience: TWO Jimmy: OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S -
WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT YEAH, NUMBER TWO, YEAH
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING STRONGER THAN THAT COFFEE? Jimmy: OH, REALLY, OKAY,
HERE WE GO I ONCE WORE A THONG - OH.
-- IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YOU'RE DEREK JETER
YEAH. Jimmy: WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN. BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE LIKE
A REALLY WELL SCULPTED BOTTOM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS
Jimmy: WERE YOU TALKING TO ME OR YOU WERE LOOKING AT DEREK?
SORRY I WAS -- I MEANT YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THANK YOU. WAIT, WHAT - WAS THAT -- WAS THAT
A QUESTION Jimmy: THOUSANDS -- WHERE -- WHERE WERE THERE THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE IN NEW YORK Jimmy: IN NEW YORK.
YES Jimmy: WERE YOU -- WERE YOU WEARING IT -- WEARING THE THONG
WHERE ONE WOULD WEAR A THONG WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU WEAR A A THONG?
Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I THOUGHT THAT -- I THOUGHT
MAYBE, LIKE, IT WAS A WEIRD TRICK QUESTION OR SOMETHING. I WORE IT WHERE ONE WOULD
WEAR A THONG, YES. SO, DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR Jimmy: OOH.
I DO. IN GENERAL? I DO.
OKAY. SO YOU'VE NEVER GONE, LIKE - OBVIOUSLY
Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF UNDERWEAR, DON'T YOU ATHLETIC
ATHLETIC, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT THESE WEREN'T YOUR -- WAS IT YOUR THONG?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, IT WAS -- IT WAS NOT MY THONG.
Jimmy: WOW. IT WAS NOT MY THONG Jimmy: IT WAS NOT YOUR
THONG. AND YOU-- DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE ON?
I DON'T BELIEVE HIM I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE ON? I DID SO NOW WE PICK, RIGHT
WE CHOOSE, WE DECIDE Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I SAY -- I SAY NO. I SAY LIE.
Jimmy: I SAY LIE. IT IS THE TRUTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU - * WHAT
HOW DID -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [ WOLF WHISTLE ]
HOLD ON, HOLD ON. HOLD -- GET -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT
Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? LET ME SEE. I'M GOING TO ULTIMATELY
REGRET PLAYING THIS GAME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
BUT -- BUT LET ME EXPLAIN Jimmy: EXACTLY, PLEASE. LET ME EXPLAIN SHORTLY.
I HAD A NEW TEAMMATE THAT I PLAYED WITH IN 2002, AND HE ALWAYS HAD A GOLD THONG HANGING
FROM HIS LOCKER. AND HE TOLD ME ANY TIME YOU STRUGGLE, YOU WEAR THE GOLD
THONG, YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET A HIT. NOW, I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS
CRAZY. SO IN 2004 I WENT THROUGH THE WORST OFFENSIVE STRETCH IN MY
CAREER OKAY. AND EVERY DAY I'D WALK IN,
HE'D POINT AT THE THONG. [ LAUGHTER ] SO FINALLY I -- WORE THE THONG
NOW, IT WASN'T THONG TO SKIN I HAD SHORTS ON UNDERNEATH SO I PUT THE THONG OVER THE
SHORTS FIRST PITCH, HOME RUN. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
NO. [ CHEERS ] YES, YES.
Jimmy: NO WAY, THAT IS TRUE Jimmy: THE GOLDEN THONG
YES GOLDEN THONG WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S
REAL OKAY ALL RIGHT.
WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN OOH, YEAH Jimmy: ONE OR TWO
Audience: ONE Jimmy: OH, IT'S INTERESTING I WAS HOPING FOR TWO MAYBE
WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
Jimmy: I'M JUST LAUGHING. OH, OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: AT A RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS CONCERT I GAVE ANTHONY KIEDIS MY SHIRT, AND I
HAD TO WATCH THE CONCERT SHIRTLESS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHEN -- WHERE WAS THIS CONCERT? IT WAS IN NEW JERSEY.
INDOOR OR OUTDOOR Jimmy: OUTDOOR. WHAT ERA OF RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS WAS THIS Jimmy: FOO FIGHTERS OPENED FOR THEM
OH. OH Jimmy: IT WAS A GREAT
CONCERT. OKAY. WHAT TIME -
Jimmy: I'D SAY 2000-SOMETHING WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR
Jimmy: THIS WAS SUMMER. BUT ANTHONY NEVER WEARS REALLY A TOP HIMSELF
Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. SO WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A A TOP?
Jimmy: HE LIKED MY SHIRT. MM. AND WHERE DID HE PUT IT
Jimmy: HE WORE IT AS A SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHERE WERE YOU -- WHERE WERE YOU SITTING? Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD
QUESTION I WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE OBVIOUSLY
Jimmy: WELL, I WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE, I WAS TALKING TO THEM.
HE SAW MY SHIRT, WANTED IT, SAID "I LIKE YOUR SHIRT, I WANT THAT," OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AND THEN, LIKE, GESTURED TO ME TO GIVE IT TO HIM OR SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WHAT COLOR WAS THE SHIRT? Jimmy: IT WAS A WHITE T-SHIRT.
TOO MANY WORDS. YOU'RE USING TOO MANY WORDS. ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE
GUESSING Jimmy: SOMETIMES I USE TOO MANY -- I'M A TALK SHOW HOST
AND I'M A HUGE -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M A HUGE RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS FAN, AND I LOVE HOW FOCUSED ANTHONY IS ON STAGE WHEN HE SINGS.
HE'S NOT GOING TO NOTICE YOU ON THE SIDE OF STAGE. OH, WOW
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] I THINK, YEAH -- NO.
NOT IN THAT WAY. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT IN THAT WAY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, NO NO. I'M GONNA SAY TRUE JUST SO
YOU GOT NOTICED. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
MY -- MY EGO BUT HERE'S THE THING OH, RIGHT
Jimmy: I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT. HE WAS NOT WEARING A SHIRT SO I THOUGHT, "WELL, I'LL GIVE
HIM THE SHIRT BUT HE'LL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WEAR BACK." AND HE GAVE ME NOTHING BACK.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M STANDING THERE SHIRTLESS.
AND I -- YOU KNOW ME A LITTLE BIT. YEAH.
Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE SHIRTLESS IN PUBLIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT DO YOU THINK YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU'RE TALKING WAY TOO MUCH NOW. I SAY IT'S NOT TRUE.
YEAH, ME TOO. YEAH Jimmy: YOU GOT ME, IT'S NOT
TRUE AT ALL. * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YES Jimmy: I TALK -- I WAS TALKING TOO MUCH
TALKING WAY TOO MUCH. Jimmy: I WAS TALKING WAY TOO MUCH
YEAH. TOOK IT TOO FAR Jimmy: I PLANNED THE STORY
OUT ALL DAY. YOU FAILED. Jimmy: THIS FAKE STORY AND I
JUST FAILED MASSIVELY. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I'M EMBARRASSED.
OH, MY GOSH. YOU TOTALLY BUSTED ME. OH, MY GOSH, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
AT ALL ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT UH, RITA, IT'S NOW YOUR TURN
WHICH -- WHICH ENVELOPE? WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU GUYS --
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING Jimmy: TOTALLY BUSTED ME. TWO
[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING I CAN'T HEAR CAN YOU --
Jimmy: SOMEONE'S YELLING FOUR SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER AT
THIS POINT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GONNA GO WITH TWO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE SEEMS GOOD.
ONE TIME I HAD THE PAPARAZZI TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT TO CATCH A FLIGHT
WHERE WAS THIS? IN NEW YORK CITY. Jimmy: OKAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ACCENT THAT WAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A SOUTHERN ACCENT, YEAH. WEIRD
Jimmy: BUT NEW YORK - SO PAPARAZZI, NORMALLY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI.
YEAH. Jimmy: YOU WENT THE OTHER WAY AND SAID, "LET'S BE
FRIENDS. TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT"? WELL, IT WASN'T A FRIENDLY
EXCHANGE BUT IT WAS A SAVIOR EXCHANGE I WAS BEING SAVED.
WERE YOU BY YOURSELF? NO, I WAS WITH MY DRIVER DRIVING ME TO THE AIRPORT.
Jimmy: I'M SORRY. YEAH, YEAH, WHAT -- Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU WERE
WITH YOUR DRIVER THEN THE PAPARAZZI DROVE YOU TO THE AIRPORT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOLD ON DID THEY DRIVE YOUR CAR
Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING SO THERE'S TWO CARS? NO.
Jimmy: WERE YOU, LIKE, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME-ING, TWO LEGS ON BOTH CARS?
[ LAUGHTER ] CRUISING THROUGH, ON YOUR WAY TO -
GUYS. GUYS SO WHERE DID YOU JUMP IN THE
CAR? Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. ON THE STREET
Jimmy: YEAH, IN THE CITY OR - LIKE, ON THE MOTORWAY
HIGHWAY. HIGHWAY. ON THE HIGHWAY.
SO YOU PULLED OVER ON THE HIGHWAY AND THEN JUMPED IN THE CAR.
Jimmy: AND PAPARAZZI PULLED -- AND YOU -- AND THE PAPARAZZI PULLED UP
BEHIND ME. Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE ENOUGH TO -- SAFE ENOUGH
TO GET IN THE CAR WITH PAPARAZZI STRANGERS? YEAH.
YEAH Jimmy: IF ANY KID'S WATCHING AT HOME, NEVER DO THIS
YES, YES. NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
NO, BUT THIS WAS A REALLY -- I GOT -- I GOT MINE THIS WAS A REALLY -
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THIS WAS A REALLY SERIOUS - Jimmy: DEREK KNOWS.
DEREK KNOWS. YEAH, I HOPE I'M RIGHT. -- EMERGENCY.
THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I HOPE I'M RIGHT.
OKAY, WHAT? Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO, YEAH I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Jimmy: I DON'T BELIEVE IT AT ALL. YOU WOULD NEVER, RITA ORA, EVER
IN YOUR LIFE, EVER RISK -- YOU ARE A TREASURE YES
Jimmy: YOU CANNOT RISK GETTING IN A CAR WITH A STRANGER
NO. Jimmy: EVER IN YOUR LIFE. IS IT TRUE
IT'S TRUE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RITA, NO * WERE YOU SCARED?
WHEN WAS THIS? EXPLAIN SO MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
AND I HAD TO CATCH THIS FLIGHT LIKE I HAD TO GET THIS FLIGHT BACK TO LONDON
IT WAS A HUGE FAMILY EMERGENCY AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "LORD HELP ME IF I MAKE IT TO THE
AIRPORT, BUT I HAVE TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT. AND SO I SAID TO THE PAPARAZZI,
"THIS IS SO OUT OF MY CHARACTER, BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO GET TO THE AIRPORT.
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS "I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO GET TO
THE AIRPORT. PLEASE CAN YOU DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT?
AND HE SAID "JUMP IN, LET'S GO." Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
WOW Jimmy: THANK YOU TO THAT PAPARAZZI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR YOU MY THANKS TO DEREK JETER,
RITA ORA, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE TALKING TO DEREK AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
THAT'S CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: I WENT OUT TO A CLUB WITH YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES THANKS FOR RUINING THE FALSE
NARRATIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS CHURCH.
WHAT'D WE DO [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
ENTREPRENEUR, A PHILANTHROPIST, AND A NEW YORK YANKEE LEGEND HE'S A FIVE-TIME WORLD SERIES
CHAMPION, AND A MEMBER OF THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME CAPTAIN CLUTCH,
DEREK JETER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT WELCOME BACK, DEREK, IT'S SO
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD JIMMY, I'M GOING TO REGRET TELLING THAT STORY
NO, WE DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS. THAT'S FINE.
RIGHT? I'M SURE EVERYONE COULD FIGURE IT OUT.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. Jimmy: WE HAD AARON JUDGE
HERE RECENTLY ON THE SHOW, AND HE IS NOW NAMED THE NEW CAPTAIN.
THE YANKEE CAPTAIN SINCE YOUR RETIREMENT AND HE SAID HE GOT TO TALK TO
YOU, AND YOU WERE VERY NICE TO HIM, AND VERY FUNNY WITH HIM DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT
THE CALL TO BE CAPTAIN I DO. I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS WAS BACK IN 2003. THERE WAS THIS FALSE NARRATIVE
GOING AROUND TOWN THAT I WAS THIS BIG PARTY ANIMAL, AND IN -
I HEAR ONE "WHOO." [ LAUGHTER ] SO I WAS INJURED THE BEGINNING
OF THE SEASON, AND YOU KNOW, ME AND THE BOSS, MR. STEINBRENNER, GOT INTO IT A LITTLE BIT OVER
THIS SO-CALLED PARTY ANIMAL THAT I WAS BEING PORTRAYED AS. SO I WAS HURT.
I MISSED THE FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS OF THE SEASON I GET BACK TO NEW YORK, I TAKE
ALL MY TEAMMATES, I HAVE THEM OVER FOR DINNER. WE ALL GO OUT TO A CLUB.
NOW, GRANTED, WE HAVE THE NEXT DAY OFF. NEXT DAY IN THE PAPER,
HEADLINES -- "IT'S 3:00, 4:00 A.M. AND DEREK'S OUT ON THE TOWN AGAIN."
I GET A CALL FROM OUR PR DIRECTOR, HE SAYS, "THE BOSS WANTS TO TALK TO YOU."
AND HE NAMED ME CAPTAIN. I THINK HE'S LITERALLY LIKE, "THIS GUY JUST DOESN'T CARE
WHAT I SAY." [ LAUGHTER ] "SO WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST NAME
HIM CAPTAIN. Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IN TROUBLE
I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE, YES. Jimmy: I WENT OUT WITH YOU
TO A CLUB A COUPLE OF TIMES. THANKS FOR RUINING THE FALSE NARRATIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WOULD NEVER -- ONE TIME.
THAT WAS CHURCH. WHAT'D WE DO [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WE WENT OUT -- I REMEMBER THIS BECAUSE I WAS AT "SNL," I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE." AND THAT'S WHEN I FIRST MET YOU.
WE WENT OUT TO A CLUB, I'D NEVER REALLY BEEN TO A CLUB. HERE WE GO.
JIMMY'S NEVER -- YEAH, OKAY. WE'LL LET HIM GO THIS IS ANOTHER "TRUE
CONFESSION" RIGHT HERE Jimmy: NO, WE WERE AT THIS TABLE.
I NEVER SAT AT A TABLE, THEY HAD BOTTLE SERVICE OR WHATEVER I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS
WAS. I'M SITTING THERE. I WAS THERE FOR LIKE
20 MINUTES, WE WERE OUT BEFORE THAT, I THINK. AND THEN YOU WENT TO THE
BATHROOM, AND YOUR FRIENDS WERE ALL THERE, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAD LIKE TEN PEOPLE WITH
YOU, AND I GO, "I'M GOING TO SPLIT. I WAS GOING TO IRISH GOODBYE,
AND I'LL TEXT YOU LATER. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I GO I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS
BILL, AND EVERYONE WENT LIKE, "NO. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT WAS LIKE SLOW MOTION. LIKE YOU MAKE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" MONEY, NOT YANKEE MONEY.
AND I WAS, LIKE, GAVE THEM MY CREDIT CARD. AND THEN I GET THE BILL, AND I
WAS THERE 20 MINUTES WITH YOU, AND THE BILL WAS LIKE $2,000 [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE A MONTH'S RENT FOR ME.
I'M LIKE, "DID WE BREAK ONE OF THE TABLES WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?"
AND THEN I GOT A TIP ON TOP OF THAT, AND I WAS JUST LIKE, I DON'T THINK I EVER WENT OUT
WITH YOU EVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T RECALL.
ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT GOES WHEN YOU GET OLDER IS YOUR MEMORY, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ]
I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC WEAR
GREATNESS WINS, CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. THIS IS COOL THAT YOU GET TO DO
STUFF LIKE THIS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD
YOU'RE THE GREATEST ATHLETE I'VE EVER SEEN PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF ANY SPORT EVER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HONORED TO GET TO KNOW YOU, BUT JUST TO WATCH YOU, YOU'RE
UNBELIEVABLE I APPRECIATE IT HE MADE A -- YOU KNOW, HE MADE
A MOVIE WITH THE BOSTON RED SOX. HE TRIES TO MAKE UP FOR THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WAS AN ACTOR, AND I WAS PLAYING A ROLE
I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT ACTING IS, RIGHT? YOU KNOW -
[ LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER MEETING SPIKE LEE MY FIRST YEAR.
A BIG FAN OF SPIKE I'D NEVER MET HIM BEFORE HE CAME TO A GAME, AND I SAID,
"HEY, SPIKE, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME ACT IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES."
HE SAID, "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE BEING A SHORTSTOP TODAY.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A TRUE STORY. Jimmy: ON MONDAY, IT WAS
ANNOUNCED THE COVER ATHLETE FOR "MLB THE SHOW 23," IS SOMEONE THAT YOU KNOW VERY WELL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS MIAMI MARLINS CENTERFIELDER JAZZ CHISHOLM
RIGHT THERE. BUT THERE'S ALSO A COLLECTOR'S EDITION OF "MLB THE SHOW" THAT
HAS SOMEONE DIFFERENT ON THE COVER. AND I HAVE THE FIRST COPY OF IT
RIGHT HERE THAT IS DEREK JETER RIGHT THERE ON THE COVER
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
BACK ON THE COVER OF THE GAME. THANK YOU THANK YOU.
[ APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW, I -- YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR A FEW YEARS.
Jimmy: WE'RE WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE DO YOU HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT?
I FIGURED IT'S A LOT EASIER TO DO IT IN A VIDEO GAME THAN ACTUALLY IN REAL LIFE.
Jimmy: COME ON. DO YOU REMEMBER PLAYING YOURSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN
A VIDEO GAME I DO, YEAH, I DO, AND WHEN YOU PLAY THE FIRST TIME.
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE PLAYING AS YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU GROW UP AND YOU'RE
PLAYING AS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYERS. BUT THEN MY MIND JUST WENT TO
HOW CAN I RIG IT, SO ACTUALLY THAT MY PERFORMANCE IS BETTER IN THE VIDEO GAME THAN IT
ACTUALLY IS ON THE FIELD I DIDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT, BUT THAT'S MY FIRST THOUGHT.
Jimmy: THEY ACTUALLY -- I WANTED TO SEE WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS IN THE VIDEO
GAME, AND OUR FRIENDS AT "MLB THE SHOW" MOCKED THIS UP WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS GUY?
WOW Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOK AT THE GUNS, THERE. YEAH, I WAS - THAT'S WHAT I'D POINT OUT.
THE ARMS ARE NOT REALLY PROPORTIONATE OR, YOU KNOW Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LOOK SERIOUS SO THIS IS ANOTHER ONE
Jimmy: WE HAVE ALL SEEN DEREK JETER, WHAT A DEREK JETER HOME RUN HAS LOOKED LIKE, BUT
THERE'S SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY FOCUS. YES, OH, MY GOSH
LOOK AT THAT SHOT. IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY -- IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE
THIS REALISTIC, THEY SHOULD HAVE YOU RUN AROUND THE BASES THE OTHER WAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT WOULD WORK. THAT WOULD WORK FOR YOU.
Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING THE KIDS, THE COVER.
"TURN 2," BY THE WAY COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT. PLEASE, NEXT WEEK COME BACK.
DEREK JETER, EVERYBODY "MLB THE SHOW'S COLLECTOR EDITION" IS AVAILABLE STARTING
MARCH 24th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA ORA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITES, A A MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST WHOSE NEW SINGLE "YOU
ONLY LOVE ME" IS OUT NOW SHE ALSO STARS ALONGSIDE JACK BLACK IN SEASON TWO OF THE
ANIMATED SERIES "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
PLEASE WELCOME RITA ORA.
*
WOW Jimmy: RITA ORA, THEY LOVE
YOU. COME ON. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW,
WELCOME BACK IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU IT FEELS LIKE HOME.
Jimmy: IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE HOME IT'S SO COZY ON THIS COUCH.
Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
Jimmy: WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, BY THE WAY CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT
MARRIED? YES Jimmy: HEY, COME ON NOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I KNOW, AND BECAUSE I LOVE
YOU SO MUCH, I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER SHOWN ANYONE MY RING IT'S MY FIRST TIME SHOWING MY
RING SO BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PART OF OUR RELATIONSHIP, WEIRDLY, BECAUSE
WE WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT Jimmy: YEAH IS THAT CREEPY?
Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE I'M PART OF THE
RELATIONSHIP AS WELL I JUST FELT LIKE I'LL SHOW YOU IT
LOOK, HERE IT IS AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LOOK. Jimmy: OOH LA-LA, THAT'S GORGEOUS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NOW, YOUR HUSBAND -- HE DID GOOD
Jimmy: TAIKA WAITITI. YES, YOU SAID IT RIGHT. WOW.
Jimmy: WHAT HAVE I SAID TAIKA WRONG? NO, NO, NEVER
BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO SAY HIS NAME. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
DID HE CHOOSE THAT OR DID YOU HELP WITH THAT WELL, I MAY HAVE.
Jimmy: HELPED IN THE RIGHT -- Jimmy: GUIDED HIM
YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I JUST THINK, LIKE, WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, AND I FELT LIKE I
REALLY KNEW THAT I WANTED TO BE WITH THIS PERSON I JUST WANTED IT TO FEEL REALLY
RIGHT, AND SO I MAY HAVE TAKEN HIM TO THE SHOP. AND I MAY HAVE POINTED OUT
EXACTLY WHAT RING I WANTED Jimmy: CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SINGLE. "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" WHICH IS OUT NOW.
YES, YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HINTING AT AN
UPCOMING ALBUM YES, MY ALBUM COMES OUT LATER ON THIS YEAR
OH, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUSIC NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S MINE
BUT BECAUSE -- I KNOW, WEIRD AGAIN, I'M WEIRD BUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE
JOURNEY IT TOOK ME TO GET TO THIS POINT AND THE PAST TWO YEARS, LIKE MY LIFE HAS CHANGED
SO DRASTICALLY AND MAKING A DECISION TO REALLY SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
WITH SOMEONE, IS A KIND OF BIG DECISION, YOU KNOW AND SO LIKE IT GOT ME WRITING
AGAIN, AND I JUST REALLY GOT INSPIRED BY LOVE AND EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS
CHEESY, ALL THOSE SORT OF PHASES OF METING SOMEBODY, AND THEN DO YOU REALLY LIKE THEM
DO THEY LIKE ME? DO I SAY THAT WE'RE TOGETHER CAN WE BE EXCLUSIVE?
LIKE, WHAT IS GOING ON Jimmy: I DON'T MISS ANY OF THAT STUFF
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THAT'S WHAT I WROTE ALL MY FEELINGS ABOUT.
AND IT'S NICE TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT SO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MORE
THAN JUST MUSIC. IT'S LIKE A MOMENT IN LIFE FOR ME
Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WEDDING THEMED VIDEO FOR
THE SINGLE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" JUST CAME OUT. IT IS SO FUN, BY THE WAY
GO CHECK IT OUT. GO ON YOUTUBE. WE GOT A FEW FUN CAMEOS
SORRY, I WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU, BUT IT WAS ALL THE LADIES. I WANTED THE LADIES IN THIS
VIDEO. Jimmy: WHO DO YOU HAVE? [ CHEERS ]
I SAW KRISTEN STEWART. KRISTEN STEWART'S IN IT SHARON STONE PLAYS MY SORT OF
SAVIOR GODMOTHER SHE BRINGS MY -- SHE IS THE BEST
SO FUN WHO ELSE - Jimmy: LINDSAY LOHAN.
LINDSAY, ICONIC Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE BEST. IT'S GREAT
JUST CHECK IT OUT. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT IT'S GOOD.
IT'S A WEDDING -- IT'S A A CRAZY -- I'M SO IN LOVE.
I'M LIKE A FILM BUFF, YOU KNOW SO IT WAS LIKE, I LOVE FILMS AND I WANTED TO PLAY A
A CHARACTER. LIKE I LOVE "BRIDEZILLA. AND I LOVE "HEATHERS."
AND I LOVE LIKE "EDWARD SCISSORHANDS." SO I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN
WITH THE VIDEO Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FANTASTIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM
THAT SONG FOR US LATER I AM. Jimmy: WHICH I APPRECIATE,
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION THAT
YOU'RE BACK FOR SEASON TWO OF "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW
ON NETFLIX, WITH MY MAN JACK BLACK WE LOVE JACK.
Jimmy: COME ON, NOW HOW GREAT IS JACK BLACK. I LOVE JACK BLACK.
HE'S JUST - [ CHEERS ] YES, HE DESERVES A ROUND OF
APPLAUSE FOR SURE. HE IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE PERSON, BECAUSE FOR ME, GOING
OUT THERE AND SORT OF LIKE -- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET DRESSED, YOU'RE DOING
A VOICEOVER. YOU CAN GO IN YOUR PAJAMAS IT'S SO COOL
HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MAN, JUST BE YOURSELF." I'M LIKE, "YEAH, PANDA IS YOU,
JACK YOU ARE PANDA. YOU KNOW, AND SO I TRY TO BE ME
WITH BEAR. SO, BLADE, MY CHARACTER, IT WAS JUST THE BEST TIME WORKING WITH
HIM. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE IN A CLIP, HERE'S
RITA ORA AND JACK BLACK IN "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
TEAM DRAGON, 49.
THE BLOOD BOYS, 49 WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT WE'RE ONLY ONE GOAL AWAY FROM
WINNING. BLADE, THIS HAS TO STOP I WILL NOT LOSE
I WILL NOT BE A LOSER. THE BEAST WINS WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THOSE
ARMADILLOS NEED TO TALK TO ZUMA MORE THAN WE DO? THIS IS HOW YOU WANT TO GET
THE STORM WHEELS SO, THIS IS HOW WE'RE GETTING THE STORM WHEELS
AND WE CAN FIND ANOTHER WAY BECAUSE WE'RE PO AND BLADE, PO-LAYED, PLAYED
NO BEAST NECESSARY THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU TELL THEM. RITA ORA
SEASON TWO OF "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
AND RITA IS PERFORMING HER NEW SINGLE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
ONCE AGAIN, RITA ORA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOUR HOUSE AGAIN FREEZIN' IN THE COLD * * WAITIN' FOR THE MOMEN
I LEARN TO LET GO * * I'VE BEEN MESSED UP A THOUSAND TIMES
WITH TEARS IN MY EYES * * BUT ALL THE PAI IT FADES AWA
WHEN YOU SAY IT RIGHT * * I TRY I TRY AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF IT'S ALRIGH
'CAUSE I'M TERRIFIED * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE WHISKEY'S POURIN
FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOVE *
* YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE NO ONE TO HOLD YA *
* YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN TH
HEY * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* YOU ONLY LOVE M WHEN THE * *
* YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE I CAN'T BELIEV YOU LOOK AT ME
THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU* * 'CAUSE NO ONE'S EVE LOVED ME BAC
THE WAY THAT YOU DO * * I'VE BEEN MESSED UP A THOUSAND TIMES
BUT YOU MAKE IT RIGHT * * AND EVE ON MY DARKEST DAYS
YOU SHOW ME THE LIGHT * * I TRY I TRY AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF IT'S ALRIGH
'CAUSE I'M TERRIFIED * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE WHISKEY'S POURIN
FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOVE *
* YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE NO ONE TO HOLD YA *
* YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE
OOH YEAH OOH OH * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE
WHISKEY'S POURIN FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE
YOU ONLY LOVE * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE
NO ONE TO HOLD YA * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV
YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE * * THIS IS HOW I A AND THIS IS HOW YOU ARE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT
THERE. OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. RITA ORA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OHH, STANDING O, NOT TOO SHABBY "YOU ONLY LOVE ME," IS OUT NOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DEREK JETER! RITA ORA ONCE AGAIN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE, BYE-BYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE