1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,447 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,282 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:16,282 --> 00:00:26,126 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - DEREK JETER. 4 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:32,899 RITA ORA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 5 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:43,443 Questlove: 1790 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 6 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:43,476 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:05,165 * 8 00:01:05,165 --> 00:01:08,535 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,404 FEELS GOOD THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYONE. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ENJOY 10 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:16,409 YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,712 THIS IS IT YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 12 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:22,982 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, TODAY IS THE THE FIRST DAY OF FEBRUARY. 13 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:26,252 THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS ] YOU CAN TELL IT'S ALMOST 14 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:31,491 GROUNDHOG DAY BECAUSE TOM BRADY ANNOUNCED HE'S RETIRING AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:31,491 --> 00:01:33,460 THAT'S RIGHT, THIS MORNING, TOM BRADY POSTED AN EMOTIONAL VIDEO ANNOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT 16 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:37,097 FROM FOOTBALL. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, HERE IT IS 17 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:37,097 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, HERE IT IS 18 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,367 I'LL GET TO THE POINT RIGHT AWAY 19 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:47,474 I'M RETIRING FOR GOOD. Jimmy: THAT'S NICE. DON'T WORRY, BRADY WILL BE 20 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,209 OKAY BASED ON THE DESERTED LANDSCAPE BEHIND HIM, I THINK HE LANDED 21 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:57,317 A ROLE ON "THE LAST OF US. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE GOT EMOTIONAL 22 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:01,221 WATCHING THE HEARTFELT MESSAGE, EVEN BILL BELICHICK'S SHIRT HOLES GREW THREE SIZES TODAY 23 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:06,159 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT AN AMAZING CAREER BRADY PLAYED FOR 23 SEASONS. 24 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:10,296 YEAH [ CHEERS ] HE WAS AROUND FOR -- YEAH. 25 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:15,869 AMAZING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE WAS AROUND FOR A LONG TIME. 26 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:19,606 LET'S JUST SAY BRADY WAS THE ONLY ACTIVE NFL PLAYER TO SEE "TOP GUN" 1 AND 2 IN THEATERS. 27 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:25,845 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BRADY IS DONE AND IN A RELATED STORY TICKETS TO NEXT 28 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:30,083 YEAR'S BUCCANEER'S GAME ARE NOW FREE [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,985 SOME MORE BIG NEWS TODAY, THE FBI SEARCHED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S BEACH HOUSE IN DELAWARE FOR 30 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:36,856 CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FIRST, THEY SEARCHED NEAR BIDEN'S CORVETTE, NOW THEY'RE 31 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,693 SEARCHING HIS BEACH HOUSE. I'M STARTING TO THINK BIDEN CREATED THIS WHOLE SCANDAL AS 32 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:44,297 A HUMBLE BRAG. [ LAUGHTER ] "WHY DON'T YOU CHECK BY MY 33 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:48,101 INFINITY POOL. [ LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING 34 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:52,205 BEHIND THE PICASSO, I DON'T KNOW." AFTER THE FBI COMPLETED THE 35 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:54,107 SEARCH, A WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN ANNOUNCED THE RESULTS. 36 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:59,446 TODAY IN A PLANNED CONSENSUAL SEARCH WITH THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, THEY WENT 37 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:05,518 THROUGH THE REHOBOTH BEACH HOUSE AND NO CLASSIFIED MARKED DOCUMENTS WERE FOUND 38 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,555 Jimmy: APPARENTLY, MOBY NOW WORKS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:15,795 THEY DIDN'T FIND ANY DOCUMENTS AT BIDEN'S BEACH HOUSE, BUT EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING, THEY 40 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:21,468 FOUND A SIGN THAT SAID, "WHERE MY BEACHES AT? [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:24,537 SPEAKING OF BIDEN, TODAY THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL GET HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL ON 42 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:29,442 FEBRUARY 16th. IT'S GOING TO BE CRAZY AFTER BIDEN'S COLONOSCOPY WHEN THE 43 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,077 DOCTOR SAYS "THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT WE FOUND MORE CLASSIFIED 44 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:40,920 DOCUMENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS, EVERYONE'S 45 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:45,625 EXCITED ABOUT THIS TODAY, BEYONCE ANNOUNCED THE RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR 46 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:54,100 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FANS ARE PUMPED, WHILE TICKETMASTER IS LIKE, "F MY L. 47 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,537 [ LAUGHTER ] BEYONCE MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT AROUND 9:00 A.M. AFTER SHE 48 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:59,305 BASICALLY GAVE TOM BRADY AN HOUR TO TREND ON TWITTER, THEN, SHE WAS LIKE, "THIS IS MINE 49 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:05,945 NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, 50 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,714 IT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT AFTER 21 SEASONS DR. PHIL'S DAYTIME TALK SHOW IS COMING TO 51 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:13,953 AN END YOU KNOW THIS MORNING DR. PHIL'S PUBLICIST WAS LIKE, 52 00:04:13,953 --> 00:04:16,656 "IT WILL DEFINITELY BE THE BIGGEST RETIREMENT NEWS OF THE DAY. 53 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:24,698 [ LAUGHTER ] F MY L." YEAH, TODAY DR. PHIL RELEASED 54 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:28,435 A REALLY TOUCHING STATEMENT ABOUT HIS RETIREMENT HE SAID, "CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW 55 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:34,074 BOUT DAT?" [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE TV NEWS, THE NEW 56 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:40,080 SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR" IS UNDERWAY BUT SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLAINING 57 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,916 THAT THIS YEAR'S BACHELOR IS TOO BORING YEAH, YOU THINK SO 58 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,652 WELL, THE PRODUCERS HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT 59 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:46,353 IT WATCH THIS 60 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:49,322 THE WORD IS OUT 61 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:51,224 THIS YEAR'S BACHELOR IS JUST TOO BORING AMERICA, WE HEARD YOU LOUD AND 62 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,827 CLEAR. SO WE SENT ZACH HOME, AND WE'RE REPLACING HIM WITH - 63 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:59,733 TOM [ BLEEP ] BRADY [ BLEEP ] YEAH, BACHELOR NATION 64 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,670 'CAUSE TOM B. IS ON A PERMANENT VACATION THIS RETIREE IS READY TO PARTY 65 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:08,274 [ AIRHORN HE'S DTF, DONE THROWING FOOTBALLS. 66 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:13,847 AND HE WANTS ONE MORE RING I'M TALKING NEIL LANE BLING! SO, HUDDLE UP IN THE FANTASY 67 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,117 SUITE AND GET READY TO TOUCHDOWN THERE. HUT, HUT, WHAT 68 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:22,255 "THE BACHELOR," FALL IN LOVE WITH THE GOAT! [ SCREAMING 69 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:26,960 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: EXCITING THAT'S NOT BORING AT ALL 70 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,063 Steve: THAT'S EXCITING. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO SEE RIGHT THERE 71 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,866 THAT'S GOOD TV SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TODAY THE CEO OF PELOTON SAID THAT THE 72 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:39,973 COMPANY WILL START MAKING MONEY AGAIN AND IS NO LONGER ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION. 73 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:44,778 [ LAUGHTER ] BRINK OF EXTINCTION? CALM DOWN, YOU'RE A BIKE WITH 74 00:05:44,778 --> 00:05:48,715 AN iPAD. [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, PELOTON'S CEO THINKS 75 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:52,986 THEY'LL START MAKING MONEY IN JUNE EVERYONE'S LIKE, THAT'S GREAT. 76 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:55,822 WAIT, IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER PANDEMIC IN JUNE WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT WE - 77 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:58,992 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR NEARLY A WEEK, CREWS IN 78 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:00,860 AUSTRALIA HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A RADIOACTIVE CAPSULE SMALLER THAN A PENNY THAT FELL 79 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:09,369 OFF A TRUCK, AND TODAY THEY FINALLY FOUND IT ON A REMOTE ROAD 80 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,771 [ LIGHT CHEERING ] WELL, NOW IT'S A REMOTE ROAD IT USED TO BE A CITY 81 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:18,345 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ACTUALLY WHERE TOM BRADY SHOT THAT RETIREMENT VIDEO 82 00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:21,047 Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, 83 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,949 APPARENTLY DUE TO A SHRINKING U.S. CATTLE HERD, CHEESEBURGERS AND STEAKS ARE ABOUT TO GET 84 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:30,457 MORE EXPENSIVE AND NOW AMERICANS ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER TYPES OF MEAT. 85 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,960 I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT'S BAD, BUT PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL IS NOW MISSING. 86 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:39,833 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, NO Jimmy: I HEARD ABOUT 87 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,534 A 6-YEAR-OLD IN MICHIGAN WHO WAS PLAYING ON HIS DAD'S PHONE AND ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED A 88 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:46,873 A THOUSAND DOLLARS WORTH OF FOOD ON GRUBHUB. YEAH, HE ORDERED ONE 89 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:52,445 CHEESEBURGER Steve: OH, REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,482 Jimmy: WITH AN EGG ON IT. [ LAUGHTER ] TOMORROW IS GROUNDHOG DAY WHICH 91 00:06:55,482 --> 00:06:57,217 OF COURSE, MEANS TONIGHT IS GROUNDHOG DAY EVE, SO IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE IF I READ THAT 92 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:03,023 CLASSIC STORY WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:09,429 * 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE GROUNDHOG DAY AND OH, WHAT A 94 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:15,402 A TREATA Steve: TREATA Jimmy: TREATA 95 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:19,339 Steve: TREATA Jimmy: YEP, THIS IS PAGE ONE. 96 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:23,943 Steve: YEP. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WHAT A TREATA. 97 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,614 Steve: TREATA DRY JANUARY WAS OVER SO WE HOUSED SKINNY GIRL 98 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:32,585 MARGARITAS ON FIREBALL, ON JAGER, ON ANYTHING POTENT. 99 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:37,390 WE'LL GET SO WRECKED, WE'LL TAKE ADVICE FROM A RODENT. PHIL CLIMBS OUT OF HIS HOLE AND 100 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:42,629 SEES SUCH A CROWD. THEN SAYS, "I WAS SLEEPING, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO LOUD?" 101 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:46,466 THE PEOPLE WISHED FOR SPRING, WARMTH, AND GOOD LUCK, WHILE PHIL IGNORES A FACETIME FROM 102 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:51,671 STATEN ISLAND CHUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] MEN IN TOP HATS GATHER ROUND AS 103 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:59,079 THEIR FUTURE IS READ WHILE PHIL PRAYS BILL DeBLASIO DOESN'T DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD 104 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:04,818 [ LAUGHTER ] THE MEN WATCHED PHIL CLOSELY, WHAT NEWS HAS HE BROUGHT 105 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,555 AFTER THEY TOUCH HIM, THEY'LL NEED RABIES SHOTS. IF PHIL SEES NO SHADOW, SOON 106 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:14,661 WE'LL HAVE SPRING. THEY LIFT HIM UP LIKE A FAT HAMSTER "LION KING." 107 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,497 THEY LOOK AT THE GROUND, IS LIGHT IS IT SHADY? WHILE PHIL'S THINKING, "MAN, I 108 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:23,837 GOT TO RETIRE LIKE BRADY." SHADOW OR NOT, THE TOWNSPEOPLE CHEER. 109 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:28,641 MERRY GROUNDHOG DAY TO ALL, NOW PASS ME A BEER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:32,312 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE 111 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:32,345 UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RIGHT THERE 112 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:43,523 * Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW. 113 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,359 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 114 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:52,065 HE IS A FIVE-TIME WORLD SERIES CHAMPION AND A MEMBER OF THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. 115 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:57,170 NEW YORK YANKEE LEGEND DEREK JETER IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:08:57,170 --> 00:09:01,007 Steve: THE MAN! Jimmy: THE BEST Steve: THE BEST 117 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,076 Jimmy: JETES! Steve: JETER! Jimmy: MY FAVORITE. 118 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,145 Steve: LOVELY Jimmy: I WAS SO LUCKY TO SEE MOST OF HIS IMPORTANT BIG 119 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:10,417 MILESTONE GAMES. I USED TO GO TO THE GAMES ALL THE TIME WITH LORNE MICHAELS 120 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:17,857 AND WE USED TO SIT THERE AND I'M BEHIND - YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WE'D END UP 121 00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:21,127 ON CAMERA, BECAUSE THE SEATS ARE RIGHT BEHIND HOME PLATE. BUT I JUST NEVER KNEW KIND OF 122 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:23,530 WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS SO, I WOULD JUST GET KIND OF NERVOUS. 123 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,466 I'M LIKE, "COME ON, DEREK. I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM ALL THE TIME 124 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,368 SO, EVERY TIME YOU WATCH THESE HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS OF DEREK, YOU COULD SEE ONE NERD IN THE 125 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:35,208 BACKGROUND GOING - [ LAUGHTER ] AND YEAH, THAT'S ME, YEAH. 126 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:39,913 BUT ANYWAYS, DEREK JETER IS HERE TONIGHT, I LOVE THAT GUY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:44,718 SPEAKING OF LOVE, I LOVE HER NEW SINGLE, IT'S CALLED "YOU ONLY LOVE ME." 128 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,220 IT IS OUT RIGHT NOW. AND SHE STARS IN SEASON TWO OF THE ANIMATED SERIES "KUNG FU 129 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:54,127 PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. RITA ORA IS HERE 130 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,864 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO RITA ORA, THEN SHE'S 131 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:02,869 PERFORMING, "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" LATER IN THE SHOW. RITA ORA IN THE HOUSE. 132 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:07,040 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE BEST HEY GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR OUR 133 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,343 LATEST INSTALLMENT OF "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS." HERE WE GO 134 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:10,377 SHOW POLLS." HERE WE GO 135 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:15,782 * TONIGHT SHO POLLS * 136 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:19,419 Jimmy: THESE ARE POLLS. POLLS ARE VERY POPULAR Steve: TRUE, PEOPLE LOVE 137 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,920 THEM Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE THEM 138 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,288 ADULTS LOVE THEM, KIDS LOVE THEM Steve: EVERYBODY LOVES THEM, 139 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,624 GRANDPA, GRANDMA Jimmy: GRANDPA LOVES THEM Steve: NO 140 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,993 Jimmy: NO Steve: HE DOESN'T LIKE THEM HE LIKES THE POLES MORE AT THE 141 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,095 STRIP CLUB [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WISH I - 142 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:37,637 I WISH MY GRANDMA LIKED POLLS. Steve: WHY? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 143 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,908 WHY DOESN'T YOUR GRANDMA LIKE POLLS? SHE LOVES POLLS? 144 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:46,279 EVERY TIME I GO TO YOUR GRANDMA'S HOUSE, IT'S LIKE SHE WOULD READ POLLS TO ME 145 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:52,285 Jimmy: I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU. S S S S S S S S S S S S S S Jimmy: LAST CHRISTMAS 146 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,588 Steve: RIGHT? Jimmy: WE WERE OUT AT THE HOUSE, HAVING SOME EGGNOG, 147 00:10:55,588 --> 00:11:00,160 STUFF LIKE THAT. I THINK SHE WAS PROBABLY MEDICATED OR SOMETHING 148 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,463 Steve: WELL, SHE HAS A LOT OF MEDS, SURE, YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT SHE WAS 149 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,833 WEARING HER WIG AND EVERYTHING, IT WAS CUTE. Steve: OH, SHE'S FUNNY. 150 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,069 Jimmy: NEVER MIND, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? 151 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,338 Jimmy: WHAT Steve: WHAT HAPPENED? Jimmy: WELL, IT WAS 152 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,708 CHRISTMAS EVE. AND I DON'T KNOW, SHE WAS STUMBLING HOME 153 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,945 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: AND MY GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER 154 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,682 Steve: OH, MY GOD WHERE? Jimmy: ON THE WAY TO HER 155 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:27,487 HOUSE. Steve: ON CHRISTMAS EVE Jimmy: YEAH 156 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,356 Steve: OH, MY GOD DID THAT SHAKE YOUR FAITH IN CHRISTMAS? 157 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:34,094 Jimmy: NO, ME AND GRANDPA STILL BELIEVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:37,831 WELL, HERE WE GO THIS IS POLLS, NOW THIS FIRST POLL ASKS, "WHO IS 159 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:43,336 YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER ON THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES? 49% SAID, "JALEN HURTS." 160 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:51,411 50% SAID, "JASON KELCE." GEORGE SANTOS SAID, "ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 161 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:55,915 THAT'S EASILY HIS FAVORITE THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR PLAN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 162 00:11:55,915 --> 00:12:00,153 25% SAID, "A ROMANTIC DINNER AT A FANCY RESTAURANT." 25% SAID, "I'M COOKING A NICE 163 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:03,056 DINNER AT HOME." AND 50% SAID, "PANIC ALL DAY THEN ACT LIKE APPLEBEE'S WAS 164 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:11,097 THE PLAN ALL ALONG." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO CALLS 165 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:17,070 YOU THE MOST?" 1% SAID, "MY BEST FRIEND." 1% SAID, "MY PARENTS." 166 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:24,210 98% SAID, "SPAM, LIKELY FROM KENOSHA, WISCONSIN." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 167 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,815 NEXT POLL ASKS, "WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR IN THE SUPER BOWL? 49% SAID, "THE EAGLES. 168 00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,885 49% SAID, "THE CHIEFS. RAIDERS OWNER MARK DAVIS SAID, "THERE'S ONLY ONE SUPER BOWL 169 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:37,757 AND IT'S THE ONE I USE TO CUT MY OWN HAIR. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 170 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:41,094 THAT'S TRUE, IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S THE BEST. THAT'S THE BEST. 171 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,330 Steve: FANTASTIC BOWL Jimmy: THIS NEXT POLL ASKED, "WHO'S THE BEST NFL MASCOT?" 172 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:50,136 THE EAGLES' MASCOT SAID, "ME." CHIEFS' MASCOT SAID, "ME." 49ers' MASCOT SAID, "ME. 173 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:56,242 THE BENGALS' MASCOT SAID, "MEOW. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 174 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,878 THE LAST ONE ASKED, "WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU FIND REALLY SCARY? 175 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:04,184 33% SAID, "GHOSTS. 33% SAID, "HEIGHTS." 34% SAID, "HEARING YOUR FRIEND 176 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,620 SAY 'HEY, I HAVE A HILARIOUS VIDEO TO SHOW YOU THAT I THINK YOU'LL LOVE.'" 177 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,324 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "TONIGHT SHOW POLLS." 178 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:15,362 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING "TRUE CONFESSIONS" WITH DEREK JETER AND RITA ORA 179 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:26,539 COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 180 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,509 I ONCE WORE A THONG - OH. -- IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF 181 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:35,482 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YOU'RE DEREK JETER YEAH. 182 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,883 Jimmy: YOU'RE DEREK JETER YEAH. Jimmy: WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN. 183 00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:01,675 IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME OF DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 184 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:01,708 DECEPTION CALLED "TRUE CONFESSIONS. 185 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:11,584 * Jimmy: MY FIRST OPPONENT 186 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:17,157 TONIGHT IS A YANKEE LEGEND AND THE FOUNDER AND CHAIRMAN OF THE TURN 2 FOUNDATION. 187 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:23,063 PLEASE WELCOME DEREK JETER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 188 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,666 NAILED THAT. SO YOU CAME RIGHT -- SLIDING RIGHT IN 189 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,902 YES Jimmy: DEREK -- DEREK AND I WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST AN 190 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:33,440 INCREDIBLY TALENTED SINGER SONG WRITER, WHOSE NEW SINGLE, "YOU ONLY LOVE ME," IS OUT NOW. 191 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,911 PLEASE WELCOME RITA ORA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 192 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:43,383 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU BOTH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 193 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,986 COME ON NOW, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS IS GREAT 194 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,724 BEFORE WE START, WHAT'S IN THE CUP? Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, 195 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,393 THIS IS REAL COFFEE IN THE CUP YEAH, HERE WE GO THIS IS LIKE A REAL OLD TIMEY 196 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,528 DETECTIVE. OH IT IS. IT SMELLS LIKE COFFEE TOO. 197 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,597 Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULDN'T -- DON'T -- DON'T DRINK IT. OKAY, SORRY, SORRY. 198 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,666 Jimmy: IT'S NOT REALLY COFFEE ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW THIS 199 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,301 WORKS. IN FRONT OF EACH OF US ARE TWO ENVELOPES CONTAINING 200 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,170 CONFESSIONS. ONE IS TRUE, THE OTHER IS A LIE. 201 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,905 ONCE YOU READ YOUR CONFESSION, THE OTHER TWO PLAYERS GET TO INTERROGATE YOU. 202 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:10,510 THEN YOU HAVE TO COME TO A A UNANIMOUS DECISION -- IS IT THE TRUTH OR IS IT A LIE 203 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:15,081 WHY IS THE ONLY SONG IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW THAT SHOULD SUIT THIS SEGMENT, IS - 204 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,251 * THESE ARE MY CONFESSION JUST WHEN I THOUGH I SAID -- * 205 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,887 I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD DO THAT Jimmy: I SHOULD DO THAT YEAH. 206 00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,923 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE GOTTA TEACH ME HOW TO SING AND DANCE OKAY, HERE WE GO 207 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,226 ADHD, ADHD. Jimmy: I THINK DEREK -- DEREK, YOU GO FIRST, OKAY? 208 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:31,064 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD HE OPEN? ONE OR TWO PICK TWO! 209 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,667 Audience: TWO Jimmy: OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S - 210 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,302 WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT YEAH, NUMBER TWO, YEAH 211 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,339 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING STRONGER THAN THAT COFFEE? Jimmy: OH, REALLY, OKAY, 212 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:42,842 HERE WE GO I ONCE WORE A THONG - OH. 213 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:49,182 -- IN PUBLIC IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YOU'RE DEREK JETER 214 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,484 YEAH. Jimmy: WE WOULD HAVE KNOWN. BUT I'M SURE YOU HAVE LIKE 215 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:56,189 A REALLY WELL SCULPTED BOTTOM, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS 216 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,590 Jimmy: WERE YOU TALKING TO ME OR YOU WERE LOOKING AT DEREK? 217 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,126 SORRY I WAS -- I MEANT YOU [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 218 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,661 Jimmy: THANK YOU. WAIT, WHAT - WAS THAT -- WAS THAT 219 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,630 A QUESTION Jimmy: THOUSANDS -- WHERE -- WHERE WERE THERE THOUSANDS OF 220 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,900 PEOPLE IN NEW YORK Jimmy: IN NEW YORK. 221 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,802 YES Jimmy: WERE YOU -- WERE YOU WEARING IT -- WEARING THE THONG 222 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:15,041 WHERE ONE WOULD WEAR A THONG WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU WEAR A A THONG? 223 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,577 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I THOUGHT THAT -- I THOUGHT 224 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,346 MAYBE, LIKE, IT WAS A WEIRD TRICK QUESTION OR SOMETHING. I WORE IT WHERE ONE WOULD 225 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:23,850 WEAR A THONG, YES. SO, DO YOU WEAR UNDERWEAR Jimmy: OOH. 226 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,685 I DO. IN GENERAL? I DO. 227 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,787 OKAY. SO YOU'VE NEVER GONE, LIKE - OBVIOUSLY 228 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,391 Jimmy: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN LINE OF UNDERWEAR, DON'T YOU ATHLETIC 229 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,893 ATHLETIC, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT THESE WEREN'T YOUR -- WAS IT YOUR THONG? 230 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:39,599 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, IT WAS -- IT WAS NOT MY THONG. 231 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,768 Jimmy: WOW. IT WAS NOT MY THONG Jimmy: IT WAS NOT YOUR 232 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,970 THONG. AND YOU-- DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE ON? 233 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,139 I DON'T BELIEVE HIM I DON'T BELIEVE HIM. Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING 234 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,209 ELSE ON? I DID SO NOW WE PICK, RIGHT 235 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,378 WE CHOOSE, WE DECIDE Jimmy: YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 236 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,246 I SAY -- I SAY NO. I SAY LIE. 237 00:16:53,246 --> 00:17:00,353 Jimmy: I SAY LIE. IT IS THE TRUTH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:06,459 Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU - * WHAT 239 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,561 HOW DID -- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT [ WOLF WHISTLE ] 240 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,030 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. HOLD -- GET -- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT 241 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,365 Jimmy: WHAT IN THE WORLD? LET ME SEE. I'M GOING TO ULTIMATELY 242 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,467 REGRET PLAYING THIS GAME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 243 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,070 BUT -- BUT LET ME EXPLAIN Jimmy: EXACTLY, PLEASE. LET ME EXPLAIN SHORTLY. 244 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,239 I HAD A NEW TEAMMATE THAT I PLAYED WITH IN 2002, AND HE ALWAYS HAD A GOLD THONG HANGING 245 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:23,643 FROM HIS LOCKER. AND HE TOLD ME ANY TIME YOU STRUGGLE, YOU WEAR THE GOLD 246 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,247 THONG, YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO GET A HIT. NOW, I THOUGHT THE GUY WAS 247 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,050 CRAZY. SO IN 2004 I WENT THROUGH THE WORST OFFENSIVE STRETCH IN MY 248 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:34,854 CAREER OKAY. AND EVERY DAY I'D WALK IN, 249 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:40,460 HE'D POINT AT THE THONG. [ LAUGHTER ] SO FINALLY I -- WORE THE THONG 250 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,531 NOW, IT WASN'T THONG TO SKIN I HAD SHORTS ON UNDERNEATH SO I PUT THE THONG OVER THE 251 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,901 SHORTS FIRST PITCH, HOME RUN. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 252 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,203 NO. [ CHEERS ] YES, YES. 253 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,706 Jimmy: NO WAY, THAT IS TRUE Jimmy: THE GOLDEN THONG 254 00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,607 YES GOLDEN THONG WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S 255 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,443 REAL OKAY ALL RIGHT. 256 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,712 WHICH ENVELOPE SHOULD I OPEN OOH, YEAH Jimmy: ONE OR TWO 257 00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:03,416 Audience: ONE Jimmy: OH, IT'S INTERESTING I WAS HOPING FOR TWO MAYBE 258 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:09,222 WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME 259 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,492 Jimmy: I'M JUST LAUGHING. OH, OKAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 260 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,194 Jimmy: AT A RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS CONCERT I GAVE ANTHONY KIEDIS MY SHIRT, AND I 261 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:19,065 HAD TO WATCH THE CONCERT SHIRTLESS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 262 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,035 WHEN -- WHERE WAS THIS CONCERT? IT WAS IN NEW JERSEY. 263 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:25,205 INDOOR OR OUTDOOR Jimmy: OUTDOOR. WHAT ERA OF RED HOT CHILI 264 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,342 PEPPERS WAS THIS Jimmy: FOO FIGHTERS OPENED FOR THEM 265 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,612 OH. OH Jimmy: IT WAS A GREAT 266 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,914 CONCERT. OKAY. WHAT TIME - 267 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,883 Jimmy: I'D SAY 2000-SOMETHING WHAT TIME OF THE YEAR 268 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,852 Jimmy: THIS WAS SUMMER. BUT ANTHONY NEVER WEARS REALLY A TOP HIMSELF 269 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:45,392 Jimmy: THAT'S TRUE. SO WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A A TOP? 270 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:49,462 Jimmy: HE LIKED MY SHIRT. MM. AND WHERE DID HE PUT IT 271 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,399 Jimmy: HE WORE IT AS A SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] 272 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,701 WHERE WERE YOU -- WHERE WERE YOU SITTING? Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD 273 00:18:54,701 --> 00:19:01,241 QUESTION I WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE OBVIOUSLY 274 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,777 Jimmy: WELL, I WAS ON THE SIDE OF THE STAGE, I WAS TALKING TO THEM. 275 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:07,047 HE SAW MY SHIRT, WANTED IT, SAID "I LIKE YOUR SHIRT, I WANT THAT," OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 276 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:11,418 AND THEN, LIKE, GESTURED TO ME TO GIVE IT TO HIM OR SOMETHING I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 277 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,587 WHAT COLOR WAS THE SHIRT? Jimmy: IT WAS A WHITE T-SHIRT. 278 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,023 TOO MANY WORDS. YOU'RE USING TOO MANY WORDS. ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE 279 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,858 GUESSING Jimmy: SOMETIMES I USE TOO MANY -- I'M A TALK SHOW HOST 280 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,162 AND I'M A HUGE -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M A HUGE RED HOT CHILI 281 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:27,267 PEPPERS FAN, AND I LOVE HOW FOCUSED ANTHONY IS ON STAGE WHEN HE SINGS. 282 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,669 HE'S NOT GOING TO NOTICE YOU ON THE SIDE OF STAGE. OH, WOW 283 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,373 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] I THINK, YEAH -- NO. 284 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,908 NOT IN THAT WAY. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOT IN THAT WAY 285 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,876 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, NO NO. I'M GONNA SAY TRUE JUST SO 286 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,678 YOU GOT NOTICED. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT 287 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,047 MY -- MY EGO BUT HERE'S THE THING OH, RIGHT 288 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:45,952 Jimmy: I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT. HE WAS NOT WEARING A SHIRT SO I THOUGHT, "WELL, I'LL GIVE 289 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,588 HIM THE SHIRT BUT HE'LL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WEAR BACK." AND HE GAVE ME NOTHING BACK. 290 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,958 [ LAUGHTER ] SO I'M STANDING THERE SHIRTLESS. 291 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,293 AND I -- YOU KNOW ME A LITTLE BIT. YEAH. 292 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,462 Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO BE SHIRTLESS IN PUBLIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:57,731 WHAT DO YOU THINK YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 294 00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,199 YOU'RE TALKING WAY TOO MUCH NOW. I SAY IT'S NOT TRUE. 295 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:02,902 YEAH, ME TOO. YEAH Jimmy: YOU GOT ME, IT'S NOT 296 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,506 TRUE AT ALL. * [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 297 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:10,010 YES Jimmy: I TALK -- I WAS TALKING TOO MUCH 298 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:11,444 TALKING WAY TOO MUCH. Jimmy: I WAS TALKING WAY TOO MUCH 299 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,481 YEAH. TOOK IT TOO FAR Jimmy: I PLANNED THE STORY 300 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,349 OUT ALL DAY. YOU FAILED. Jimmy: THIS FAKE STORY AND I 301 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:19,953 JUST FAILED MASSIVELY. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I'M EMBARRASSED. 302 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,088 OH, MY GOSH. YOU TOTALLY BUSTED ME. OH, MY GOSH, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN 303 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,758 AT ALL ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT UH, RITA, IT'S NOW YOUR TURN 304 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:27,494 WHICH -- WHICH ENVELOPE? WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHAT DO YOU GUYS -- 305 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,463 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING Jimmy: TOTALLY BUSTED ME. TWO 306 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:35,468 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING I CAN'T HEAR CAN YOU -- 307 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,936 Jimmy: SOMEONE'S YELLING FOUR SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER AT 308 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:39,205 THIS POINT [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GONNA GO WITH TWO 309 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:48,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE SEEMS GOOD. 310 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:56,589 ONE TIME I HAD THE PAPARAZZI TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT TO CATCH A FLIGHT 311 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:01,828 WHERE WAS THIS? IN NEW YORK CITY. Jimmy: OKAY 312 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,697 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ACCENT THAT WAS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 313 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,532 Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A SOUTHERN ACCENT, YEAH. WEIRD 314 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,400 Jimmy: BUT NEW YORK - SO PAPARAZZI, NORMALLY YOU'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI. 315 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,369 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU WENT THE OTHER WAY AND SAID, "LET'S BE 316 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,872 FRIENDS. TAKE ME TO THE AIRPORT"? WELL, IT WASN'T A FRIENDLY 317 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:19,646 EXCHANGE BUT IT WAS A SAVIOR EXCHANGE I WAS BEING SAVED. 318 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:25,752 WERE YOU BY YOURSELF? NO, I WAS WITH MY DRIVER DRIVING ME TO THE AIRPORT. 319 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,088 Jimmy: I'M SORRY. YEAH, YEAH, WHAT -- Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU WERE 320 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,789 WITH YOUR DRIVER THEN THE PAPARAZZI DROVE YOU TO THE AIRPORT. 321 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,193 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HOLD ON DID THEY DRIVE YOUR CAR 322 00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:34,828 Jimmy: THAT'S INTERESTING SO THERE'S TWO CARS? NO. 323 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,463 Jimmy: WERE YOU, LIKE, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME-ING, TWO LEGS ON BOTH CARS? 324 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,332 [ LAUGHTER ] CRUISING THROUGH, ON YOUR WAY TO - 325 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,935 GUYS. GUYS SO WHERE DID YOU JUMP IN THE 326 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:44,237 CAR? Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT. ON THE STREET 327 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,306 Jimmy: YEAH, IN THE CITY OR - LIKE, ON THE MOTORWAY 328 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,508 HIGHWAY. HIGHWAY. ON THE HIGHWAY. 329 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,910 SO YOU PULLED OVER ON THE HIGHWAY AND THEN JUMPED IN THE CAR. 330 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,146 Jimmy: AND PAPARAZZI PULLED -- AND YOU -- AND THE PAPARAZZI PULLED UP 331 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:57,250 BEHIND ME. Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE ENOUGH TO -- SAFE ENOUGH 332 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,219 TO GET IN THE CAR WITH PAPARAZZI STRANGERS? YEAH. 333 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:02,822 YEAH Jimmy: IF ANY KID'S WATCHING AT HOME, NEVER DO THIS 334 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,058 YES, YES. NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 335 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:06,793 NO, BUT THIS WAS A REALLY -- I GOT -- I GOT MINE THIS WAS A REALLY - 336 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,496 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH THIS WAS A REALLY SERIOUS - Jimmy: DEREK KNOWS. 337 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,065 DEREK KNOWS. YEAH, I HOPE I'M RIGHT. -- EMERGENCY. 338 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:14,200 THIS WAS AN EMERGENCY. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I HOPE I'M RIGHT. 339 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,603 OKAY, WHAT? Jimmy: YEAH, ME TOO, YEAH I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 340 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,238 Jimmy: I DON'T BELIEVE IT AT ALL. YOU WOULD NEVER, RITA ORA, EVER 341 00:22:18,238 --> 00:22:20,740 IN YOUR LIFE, EVER RISK -- YOU ARE A TREASURE YES 342 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:22,175 Jimmy: YOU CANNOT RISK GETTING IN A CAR WITH A STRANGER 343 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,211 NO. Jimmy: EVER IN YOUR LIFE. IS IT TRUE 344 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,514 IT'S TRUE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 345 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,150 RITA, NO * WERE YOU SCARED? 346 00:22:30,150 --> 00:22:34,521 WHEN WAS THIS? EXPLAIN SO MY CAR BROKE DOWN. 347 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,224 AND I HAD TO CATCH THIS FLIGHT LIKE I HAD TO GET THIS FLIGHT BACK TO LONDON 348 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:46,199 IT WAS A HUGE FAMILY EMERGENCY AND I SAID TO MYSELF, "LORD HELP ME IF I MAKE IT TO THE 349 00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:49,135 AIRPORT, BUT I HAVE TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT. AND SO I SAID TO THE PAPARAZZI, 350 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:53,640 "THIS IS SO OUT OF MY CHARACTER, BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO GET TO THE AIRPORT. 351 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:57,811 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ANYMORE. NOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS "I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO GET TO 352 00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,213 THE AIRPORT. PLEASE CAN YOU DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT? 353 00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,382 AND HE SAID "JUMP IN, LET'S GO." Jimmy: OH, MY GOD 354 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,484 WOW Jimmy: THANK YOU TO THAT PAPARAZZI. 355 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,319 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD FOR YOU MY THANKS TO DEREK JETER, 356 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:08,188 RITA ORA, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 357 00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:10,490 WE'RE TALKING TO DEREK AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 358 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:14,294 THAT'S CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 359 00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:17,364 Jimmy: I WENT OUT TO A CLUB WITH YOU A COUPLE OF TIMES THANKS FOR RUINING THE FALSE 360 00:23:17,364 --> 00:23:24,504 NARRATIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS CHURCH. 361 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:35,815 WHAT'D WE DO [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 362 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:41,287 ENTREPRENEUR, A PHILANTHROPIST, AND A NEW YORK YANKEE LEGEND HE'S A FIVE-TIME WORLD SERIES 363 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:46,326 CHAMPION, AND A MEMBER OF THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME. PLEASE WELCOME CAPTAIN CLUTCH, 364 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:48,928 PLEASE WELCOME CAPTAIN CLUTCH, DEREK JETER! 365 00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,899 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 366 00:23:52,899 --> 00:24:06,246 * Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT WELCOME BACK, DEREK, IT'S SO 367 00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:12,552 GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD JIMMY, I'M GOING TO REGRET TELLING THAT STORY 368 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,654 NO, WE DIDN'T SAY WHO IT WAS. THAT'S FINE. 369 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:17,691 RIGHT? I'M SURE EVERYONE COULD FIGURE IT OUT. 370 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:19,559 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. Jimmy: WE HAD AARON JUDGE 371 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:26,066 HERE RECENTLY ON THE SHOW, AND HE IS NOW NAMED THE NEW CAPTAIN. 372 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,535 THE YANKEE CAPTAIN SINCE YOUR RETIREMENT AND HE SAID HE GOT TO TALK TO 373 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:33,873 YOU, AND YOU WERE VERY NICE TO HIM, AND VERY FUNNY WITH HIM DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU GOT 374 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,711 THE CALL TO BE CAPTAIN I DO. I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE 375 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:40,213 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS WAS BACK IN 2003. THERE WAS THIS FALSE NARRATIVE 376 00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:43,083 GOING AROUND TOWN THAT I WAS THIS BIG PARTY ANIMAL, AND IN - 377 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:48,088 I HEAR ONE "WHOO." [ LAUGHTER ] SO I WAS INJURED THE BEGINNING 378 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:52,625 OF THE SEASON, AND YOU KNOW, ME AND THE BOSS, MR. STEINBRENNER, GOT INTO IT A LITTLE BIT OVER 379 00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:59,132 THIS SO-CALLED PARTY ANIMAL THAT I WAS BEING PORTRAYED AS. SO I WAS HURT. 380 00:24:59,132 --> 00:25:01,634 I MISSED THE FIRST COUPLE OF MONTHS OF THE SEASON I GET BACK TO NEW YORK, I TAKE 381 00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:05,138 ALL MY TEAMMATES, I HAVE THEM OVER FOR DINNER. WE ALL GO OUT TO A CLUB. 382 00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:06,673 NOW, GRANTED, WE HAVE THE NEXT DAY OFF. NEXT DAY IN THE PAPER, 383 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:11,478 HEADLINES -- "IT'S 3:00, 4:00 A.M. AND DEREK'S OUT ON THE TOWN AGAIN." 384 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:16,716 I GET A CALL FROM OUR PR DIRECTOR, HE SAYS, "THE BOSS WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." 385 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:20,787 AND HE NAMED ME CAPTAIN. I THINK HE'S LITERALLY LIKE, "THIS GUY JUST DOESN'T CARE 386 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:23,523 WHAT I SAY." [ LAUGHTER ] "SO WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST NAME 387 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:26,559 HIM CAPTAIN. Jimmy: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE IN TROUBLE 388 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:29,195 I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE, YES. Jimmy: I WENT OUT WITH YOU 389 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,264 TO A CLUB A COUPLE OF TIMES. THANKS FOR RUINING THE FALSE NARRATIVE. 390 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:36,836 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU WOULD NEVER -- ONE TIME. 391 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,472 THAT WAS CHURCH. WHAT'D WE DO [ LAUGHTER ] 392 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:41,341 Jimmy: WE WENT OUT -- I REMEMBER THIS BECAUSE I WAS AT "SNL," I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT 393 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:46,079 LIVE." AND THAT'S WHEN I FIRST MET YOU. 394 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:47,881 WE WENT OUT TO A CLUB, I'D NEVER REALLY BEEN TO A CLUB. HERE WE GO. 395 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:51,851 JIMMY'S NEVER -- YEAH, OKAY. WE'LL LET HIM GO THIS IS ANOTHER "TRUE 396 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,988 CONFESSION" RIGHT HERE Jimmy: NO, WE WERE AT THIS TABLE. 397 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:58,258 I NEVER SAT AT A TABLE, THEY HAD BOTTLE SERVICE OR WHATEVER I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS 398 00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:00,794 WAS. I'M SITTING THERE. I WAS THERE FOR LIKE 399 00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:03,196 20 MINUTES, WE WERE OUT BEFORE THAT, I THINK. AND THEN YOU WENT TO THE 400 00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:08,435 BATHROOM, AND YOUR FRIENDS WERE ALL THERE, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAD LIKE TEN PEOPLE WITH 401 00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:11,838 YOU, AND I GO, "I'M GOING TO SPLIT. I WAS GOING TO IRISH GOODBYE, 402 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:15,208 AND I'LL TEXT YOU LATER. I'LL CALL YOU LATER. I GO I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS 403 00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:20,046 BILL, AND EVERYONE WENT LIKE, "NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:26,586 IT WAS LIKE SLOW MOTION. LIKE YOU MAKE "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" MONEY, NOT YANKEE MONEY. 405 00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:29,322 AND I WAS, LIKE, GAVE THEM MY CREDIT CARD. AND THEN I GET THE BILL, AND I 406 00:26:29,322 --> 00:26:34,327 WAS THERE 20 MINUTES WITH YOU, AND THE BILL WAS LIKE $2,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:37,831 AND I ALMOST STARTED CRYING BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE A MONTH'S RENT FOR ME. 408 00:26:37,831 --> 00:26:41,868 I'M LIKE, "DID WE BREAK ONE OF THE TABLES WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?" 409 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:45,705 AND THEN I GOT A TIP ON TOP OF THAT, AND I WAS JUST LIKE, I DON'T THINK I EVER WENT OUT 410 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:49,442 WITH YOU EVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T RECALL. 411 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,678 ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THAT GOES WHEN YOU GET OLDER IS YOUR MEMORY, SO I DON'T KNOW IF YOU 412 00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:55,115 REALLY -- I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S TRUE. [ LAUGHTER ] 413 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,084 I REALLY DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS 414 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:01,221 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ATHLETIC WEAR 415 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:05,592 GREATNESS WINS, CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS. THIS IS COOL THAT YOU GET TO DO 416 00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:09,329 STUFF LIKE THIS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST ATHLETES IN THE WORLD 417 00:27:09,329 --> 00:27:12,365 YOU'RE THE GREATEST ATHLETE I'VE EVER SEEN PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF ANY SPORT EVER. 418 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:23,309 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M HONORED TO GET TO KNOW YOU, BUT JUST TO WATCH YOU, YOU'RE 419 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:27,047 UNBELIEVABLE I APPRECIATE IT HE MADE A -- YOU KNOW, HE MADE 420 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:30,183 A MOVIE WITH THE BOSTON RED SOX. HE TRIES TO MAKE UP FOR THAT 421 00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:34,788 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WAS AN ACTOR, AND I WAS PLAYING A ROLE 422 00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:37,057 I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT ACTING IS, RIGHT? YOU KNOW - 423 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:42,228 [ LAUGHTER ] I REMEMBER MEETING SPIKE LEE MY FIRST YEAR. 424 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:44,964 A BIG FAN OF SPIKE I'D NEVER MET HIM BEFORE HE CAME TO A GAME, AND I SAID, 425 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,367 "HEY, SPIKE, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LET ME ACT IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES." 426 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:50,637 HE SAID, "HEY, WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE BEING A SHORTSTOP TODAY. 427 00:27:50,637 --> 00:27:57,777 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A TRUE STORY. Jimmy: ON MONDAY, IT WAS 428 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:03,650 ANNOUNCED THE COVER ATHLETE FOR "MLB THE SHOW 23," IS SOMEONE THAT YOU KNOW VERY WELL. 429 00:28:03,650 --> 00:28:06,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS MIAMI MARLINS CENTERFIELDER JAZZ CHISHOLM 430 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:14,027 RIGHT THERE. BUT THERE'S ALSO A COLLECTOR'S EDITION OF "MLB THE SHOW" THAT 431 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:17,297 HAS SOMEONE DIFFERENT ON THE COVER. AND I HAVE THE FIRST COPY OF IT 432 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:21,468 RIGHT HERE THAT IS DEREK JETER RIGHT THERE ON THE COVER 433 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:27,707 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON, BUD THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 434 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:32,412 BACK ON THE COVER OF THE GAME. THANK YOU THANK YOU. 435 00:28:32,412 --> 00:28:35,115 THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU KNOW, I -- YOU KNOW, 436 00:28:35,115 --> 00:28:38,418 I'VE BEEN CONTEMPLATING COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR A FEW YEARS. 437 00:28:38,418 --> 00:28:41,688 Jimmy: WE'RE WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE DO YOU HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT? 438 00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:45,191 I FIGURED IT'S A LOT EASIER TO DO IT IN A VIDEO GAME THAN ACTUALLY IN REAL LIFE. 439 00:28:45,191 --> 00:28:47,060 Jimmy: COME ON. DO YOU REMEMBER PLAYING YOURSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 440 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:53,500 A VIDEO GAME I DO, YEAH, I DO, AND WHEN YOU PLAY THE FIRST TIME. 441 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:58,204 FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AN AWESOME EXPERIENCE PLAYING AS YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU GROW UP AND YOU'RE 442 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:02,075 PLAYING AS YOUR FAVORITE PLAYERS. BUT THEN MY MIND JUST WENT TO 443 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:06,179 HOW CAN I RIG IT, SO ACTUALLY THAT MY PERFORMANCE IS BETTER IN THE VIDEO GAME THAN IT 444 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:10,016 ACTUALLY IS ON THE FIELD I DIDN'T FIGURE THAT OUT, BUT THAT'S MY FIRST THOUGHT. 445 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,851 Jimmy: THEY ACTUALLY -- I WANTED TO SEE WHAT I WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS IN THE VIDEO 446 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:21,261 GAME, AND OUR FRIENDS AT "MLB THE SHOW" MOCKED THIS UP WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS GUY? 447 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:29,235 WOW Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 448 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:35,575 LOOK AT THE GUNS, THERE. YEAH, I WAS - THAT'S WHAT I'D POINT OUT. 449 00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:38,745 THE ARMS ARE NOT REALLY PROPORTIONATE OR, YOU KNOW Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC 450 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:43,350 THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LOOK SERIOUS SO THIS IS ANOTHER ONE 451 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:45,185 Jimmy: WE HAVE ALL SEEN DEREK JETER, WHAT A DEREK JETER HOME RUN HAS LOOKED LIKE, BUT 452 00:29:45,185 --> 00:29:52,659 THERE'S SOMETHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 453 00:29:52,659 --> 00:29:52,692 SEEN LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 454 00:29:54,527 --> 00:30:00,734 JIMMY FALLON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 455 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:06,072 Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY FOCUS. YES, OH, MY GOSH 456 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:10,877 LOOK AT THAT SHOT. IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY -- IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE 457 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:13,513 THIS REALISTIC, THEY SHOULD HAVE YOU RUN AROUND THE BASES THE OTHER WAY. 458 00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:17,017 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT WOULD WORK. THAT WOULD WORK FOR YOU. 459 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:19,185 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERYTHING THE KIDS, THE COVER. 460 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:25,191 "TURN 2," BY THE WAY COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT. PLEASE, NEXT WEEK COME BACK. 461 00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:28,495 DEREK JETER, EVERYBODY "MLB THE SHOW'S COLLECTOR EDITION" IS AVAILABLE STARTING 462 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:32,198 MARCH 24th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RITA ORA 463 00:30:32,198 --> 00:31:04,831 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE 464 00:31:04,831 --> 00:31:07,067 OF MY FAVORITES, A A MULTI-PLATINUM RECORDING ARTIST WHOSE NEW SINGLE "YOU 465 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:14,074 ONLY LOVE ME" IS OUT NOW SHE ALSO STARS ALONGSIDE JACK BLACK IN SEASON TWO OF THE 466 00:31:14,074 --> 00:31:20,380 ANIMATED SERIES "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 467 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,949 STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME RITA ORA. 468 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:32,926 * 469 00:31:32,926 --> 00:31:39,566 * WOW Jimmy: RITA ORA, THEY LOVE 470 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:43,203 YOU. COME ON. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, 471 00:31:43,203 --> 00:31:47,707 WELCOME BACK IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU IT FEELS LIKE HOME. 472 00:31:47,707 --> 00:31:50,310 Jimmy: IT SHOULD FEEL LIKE HOME IT'S SO COZY ON THIS COUCH. 473 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:52,612 Jimmy: WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 474 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:54,547 Jimmy: WE HAVE THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, BY THE WAY CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT 475 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:58,718 MARRIED? YES Jimmy: HEY, COME ON NOW 476 00:31:58,718 --> 00:32:02,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * I KNOW, AND BECAUSE I LOVE 477 00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:05,058 YOU SO MUCH, I ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER SHOWN ANYONE MY RING IT'S MY FIRST TIME SHOWING MY 478 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:07,060 RING SO BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, AND I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE PART OF OUR RELATIONSHIP, WEIRDLY, BECAUSE 479 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:16,102 WE WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT Jimmy: YEAH IS THAT CREEPY? 480 00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,104 Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] I FEEL LIKE I'M PART OF THE 481 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:19,406 RELATIONSHIP AS WELL I JUST FELT LIKE I'LL SHOW YOU IT 482 00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:23,109 LOOK, HERE IT IS AND I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS TOO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 483 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:28,081 LOOK. Jimmy: OOH LA-LA, THAT'S GORGEOUS 484 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:30,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: NOW, YOUR HUSBAND -- HE DID GOOD 485 00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:33,286 Jimmy: TAIKA WAITITI. YES, YOU SAID IT RIGHT. WOW. 486 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:36,322 Jimmy: WHAT HAVE I SAID TAIKA WRONG? NO, NO, NEVER 487 00:32:36,322 --> 00:32:39,292 BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO SAY HIS NAME. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 488 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:44,964 DID HE CHOOSE THAT OR DID YOU HELP WITH THAT WELL, I MAY HAVE. 489 00:32:44,964 --> 00:32:47,600 Jimmy: HELPED IN THE RIGHT -- Jimmy: GUIDED HIM 490 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,336 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I JUST THINK, LIKE, WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, AND I FELT LIKE I 491 00:32:49,336 --> 00:32:56,743 REALLY KNEW THAT I WANTED TO BE WITH THIS PERSON I JUST WANTED IT TO FEEL REALLY 492 00:32:56,743 --> 00:33:00,380 RIGHT, AND SO I MAY HAVE TAKEN HIM TO THE SHOP. AND I MAY HAVE POINTED OUT 493 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:07,587 EXACTLY WHAT RING I WANTED Jimmy: CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING 494 00:33:07,587 --> 00:33:11,224 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SINGLE. "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" WHICH IS OUT NOW. 495 00:33:11,224 --> 00:33:14,494 YES, YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HINTING AT AN 496 00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:18,531 UPCOMING ALBUM YES, MY ALBUM COMES OUT LATER ON THIS YEAR 497 00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:22,902 OH, YOU KNOW, I'M JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUSIC NOT JUST BECAUSE IT'S MINE 498 00:33:22,902 --> 00:33:27,741 BUT BECAUSE -- I KNOW, WEIRD AGAIN, I'M WEIRD BUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE 499 00:33:27,741 --> 00:33:29,509 JOURNEY IT TOOK ME TO GET TO THIS POINT AND THE PAST TWO YEARS, LIKE MY LIFE HAS CHANGED 500 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:34,280 SO DRASTICALLY AND MAKING A DECISION TO REALLY SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 501 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:42,522 WITH SOMEONE, IS A KIND OF BIG DECISION, YOU KNOW AND SO LIKE IT GOT ME WRITING 502 00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:47,093 AGAIN, AND I JUST REALLY GOT INSPIRED BY LOVE AND EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS 503 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:51,765 CHEESY, ALL THOSE SORT OF PHASES OF METING SOMEBODY, AND THEN DO YOU REALLY LIKE THEM 504 00:33:51,765 --> 00:33:57,871 DO THEY LIKE ME? DO I SAY THAT WE'RE TOGETHER CAN WE BE EXCLUSIVE? 505 00:33:57,871 --> 00:34:00,607 LIKE, WHAT IS GOING ON Jimmy: I DON'T MISS ANY OF THAT STUFF 506 00:34:00,607 --> 00:34:05,412 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THAT'S WHAT I WROTE ALL MY FEELINGS ABOUT. 507 00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,614 AND IT'S NICE TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT SO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS MORE 508 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:11,451 THAN JUST MUSIC. IT'S LIKE A MOMENT IN LIFE FOR ME 509 00:34:11,451 --> 00:34:17,057 Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WEDDING THEMED VIDEO FOR 510 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,859 THE SINGLE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" JUST CAME OUT. IT IS SO FUN, BY THE WAY 511 00:34:19,859 --> 00:34:24,564 GO CHECK IT OUT. GO ON YOUTUBE. WE GOT A FEW FUN CAMEOS 512 00:34:24,564 --> 00:34:27,400 SORRY, I WOULD HAVE ASKED YOU, BUT IT WAS ALL THE LADIES. I WANTED THE LADIES IN THIS 513 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,803 VIDEO. Jimmy: WHO DO YOU HAVE? [ CHEERS ] 514 00:34:29,803 --> 00:34:34,140 I SAW KRISTEN STEWART. KRISTEN STEWART'S IN IT SHARON STONE PLAYS MY SORT OF 515 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:39,779 SAVIOR GODMOTHER SHE BRINGS MY -- SHE IS THE BEST 516 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:42,949 SO FUN WHO ELSE - Jimmy: LINDSAY LOHAN. 517 00:34:42,949 --> 00:34:45,885 LINDSAY, ICONIC Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S THE BEST. IT'S GREAT 518 00:34:45,885 --> 00:34:48,088 JUST CHECK IT OUT. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT IT'S GOOD. 519 00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,924 IT'S A WEDDING -- IT'S A A CRAZY -- I'M SO IN LOVE. 520 00:34:50,924 --> 00:34:54,361 I'M LIKE A FILM BUFF, YOU KNOW SO IT WAS LIKE, I LOVE FILMS AND I WANTED TO PLAY A 521 00:34:54,361 --> 00:34:59,332 A CHARACTER. LIKE I LOVE "BRIDEZILLA. AND I LOVE "HEATHERS." 522 00:34:59,332 --> 00:35:02,168 AND I LOVE LIKE "EDWARD SCISSORHANDS." SO I JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN 523 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:04,237 WITH THE VIDEO Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FANTASTIC AND YOU'RE GOING TO PERFORM 524 00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:06,673 THAT SONG FOR US LATER I AM. Jimmy: WHICH I APPRECIATE, 525 00:35:06,673 --> 00:35:09,876 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION THAT 526 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:14,047 YOU'RE BACK FOR SEASON TWO OF "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" WHICH IS STREAMING NOW 527 00:35:14,047 --> 00:35:18,051 ON NETFLIX, WITH MY MAN JACK BLACK WE LOVE JACK. 528 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:22,622 Jimmy: COME ON, NOW HOW GREAT IS JACK BLACK. I LOVE JACK BLACK. 529 00:35:22,622 --> 00:35:24,591 HE'S JUST - [ CHEERS ] YES, HE DESERVES A ROUND OF 530 00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:27,360 APPLAUSE FOR SURE. HE IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE PERSON, BECAUSE FOR ME, GOING 531 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,195 OUT THERE AND SORT OF LIKE -- YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET DRESSED, YOU'RE DOING 532 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:36,403 A VOICEOVER. YOU CAN GO IN YOUR PAJAMAS IT'S SO COOL 533 00:35:36,403 --> 00:35:39,873 HE'S LIKE, "HEY, MAN, JUST BE YOURSELF." I'M LIKE, "YEAH, PANDA IS YOU, 534 00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:42,742 JACK YOU ARE PANDA. YOU KNOW, AND SO I TRY TO BE ME 535 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:46,846 WITH BEAR. SO, BLADE, MY CHARACTER, IT WAS JUST THE BEST TIME WORKING WITH 536 00:35:46,846 --> 00:35:50,817 HIM. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE IN A CLIP, HERE'S 537 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:52,886 RITA ORA AND JACK BLACK IN "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT." 538 00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:53,953 KNIGHT." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 539 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,824 TEAM DRAGON, 49. 540 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:02,796 THE BLOOD BOYS, 49 WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT WE'RE ONLY ONE GOAL AWAY FROM 541 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:08,201 WINNING. BLADE, THIS HAS TO STOP I WILL NOT LOSE 542 00:36:08,201 --> 00:36:12,272 I WILL NOT BE A LOSER. THE BEAST WINS WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THOSE 543 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,208 ARMADILLOS NEED TO TALK TO ZUMA MORE THAN WE DO? THIS IS HOW YOU WANT TO GET 544 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,244 THE STORM WHEELS SO, THIS IS HOW WE'RE GETTING THE STORM WHEELS 545 00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:24,918 AND WE CAN FIND ANOTHER WAY BECAUSE WE'RE PO AND BLADE, PO-LAYED, PLAYED 546 00:36:24,918 --> 00:36:30,924 NO BEAST NECESSARY THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT 547 00:36:30,924 --> 00:36:34,527 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU TELL THEM. RITA ORA 548 00:36:34,527 --> 00:36:36,196 SEASON TWO OF "KUNG FU PANDA: THE DRAGON KNIGHT" IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 549 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:41,201 AND RITA IS PERFORMING HER NEW SINGLE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" WHEN WE COME BACK 550 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:43,470 SINGLE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME" WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 551 00:37:02,022 --> 00:37:07,761 ONCE AGAIN, RITA ORA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 552 00:37:14,734 --> 00:37:19,706 YOUR HOUSE AGAIN FREEZIN' IN THE COLD * * WAITIN' FOR THE MOMEN 553 00:37:19,706 --> 00:37:24,177 I LEARN TO LET GO * * I'VE BEEN MESSED UP A THOUSAND TIMES 554 00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:28,648 WITH TEARS IN MY EYES * * BUT ALL THE PAI IT FADES AWA 555 00:37:28,648 --> 00:37:35,655 WHEN YOU SAY IT RIGHT * * I TRY I TRY AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF IT'S ALRIGH 556 00:37:35,655 --> 00:37:42,062 'CAUSE I'M TERRIFIED * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE WHISKEY'S POURIN 557 00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:46,166 FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOVE * 558 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:51,838 * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE NO ONE TO HOLD YA * 559 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:56,309 * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN TH 560 00:37:56,309 --> 00:37:58,845 HEY * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 561 00:37:58,845 --> 00:38:12,292 * YOU ONLY LOVE M WHEN THE * * 562 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:17,297 * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE I CAN'T BELIEV YOU LOOK AT ME 563 00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:21,134 THE WAY I LOOK AT YOU* * 'CAUSE NO ONE'S EVE LOVED ME BAC 564 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:25,739 THE WAY THAT YOU DO * * I'VE BEEN MESSED UP A THOUSAND TIMES 565 00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:30,110 BUT YOU MAKE IT RIGHT * * AND EVE ON MY DARKEST DAYS 566 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:37,083 YOU SHOW ME THE LIGHT * * I TRY I TRY AND I TRY TO TELL MYSELF IT'S ALRIGH 567 00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:42,555 'CAUSE I'M TERRIFIED * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE WHISKEY'S POURIN 568 00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:46,826 FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOVE * 569 00:38:46,826 --> 00:38:53,500 * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE NO ONE TO HOLD YA * 570 00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:58,505 * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE * 571 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:06,012 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE 572 00:39:06,012 --> 00:39:15,889 OOH YEAH OOH OH * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE 573 00:39:15,889 --> 00:39:20,493 WHISKEY'S POURIN FOUR IN THE MORNIN' * * YOU ONLY LOVE 574 00:39:20,493 --> 00:39:26,299 YOU ONLY LOVE * * YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE NIGHT IS OVE 575 00:39:26,299 --> 00:39:30,337 NO ONE TO HOLD YA * * YOU ONLY LOVE YOU ONLY LOV 576 00:39:30,337 --> 00:39:36,876 YOU ONLY LOVE ME WHEN THE * * THIS IS HOW I A AND THIS IS HOW YOU ARE * 577 00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:43,216 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT 578 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:45,418 THERE. OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 579 00:39:45,418 --> 00:39:48,355 YOU. RITA ORA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 580 00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:53,727 OHH, STANDING O, NOT TOO SHABBY "YOU ONLY LOVE ME," IS OUT NOW 581 00:39:53,727 --> 00:40:18,284 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 582 00:40:18,284 --> 00:40:22,322 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO DEREK JETER! RITA ORA ONCE AGAIN! 583 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:25,825 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOU ONLY LOVE ME. AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM 584 00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:30,530 PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 585 00:40:30,530 --> 00:40:33,366 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYONE, BYE-BYE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE