>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - PEDRO PASCAL
KATHRYN NEWTON MUSICAL GUEST ARMANI WHITE AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1791 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WELCOME TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME GUYS, IT IS GROUNDHOG DAY. YEAH
[ CHEERS ] THAT'S RIGHT, THIS MORNING PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL PREDICTED SIX
MORE WEEKS OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS BEING FOUND. [ LAUGHTER ]
ACTUALLY PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL PREDICTED SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER
[ AUDIENCE OOHS BUT I READ -- I READ THAT HE'S ONLY RIGHT 40% OF THE TIME
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN THEY HEARD THAT, WEATHER.COM WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE
HIRED. WHEN CAN YOU START?" [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, YOU CAN'T TRUST PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL. HE'S BASICALLY THE
GEORGE SANTOS OF THE GROUNDHOG WORLD. [ LAUGHTER ]
MEANWHILE IN NEW YORK, WE'VE GOT A GROUNDHOG NAMED STATEN ISLAND CHUCK.
[ CHEERS ] AND HE -- HE PREDICTED AN EARLY SPRING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, TECHNICALLY HE PREDICTED AN EARLY FRIGGIN' SPRING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, STATEN ISLAND CHUCK HITS IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
HE JUST COMES OUT WITH HIS ROBE OPEN, GRABS THE PAPER AND GOES BACK INSIDE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "HOW'S YOUR SISTER DOING ALL RIGHT, HEY."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS MORNING UP IN CANADA THEY HELD A CELEBRATION WITH
THEIR OWN GROUNDHOG NAMED FRED, BUT THINGS DIDN'T GO AS PLANNED.
THIS IS REAL TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Tariq: NOT FRED >> Jimmy: EVERY PARENT IS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST BUY ANOTHER GROUNDHOG AND SAY IT'S FRED. [ LAUGHTER ]
"LOOK HOW GREAT -- LOOK AT THE GREAT FRED LOOKS TODAY HE LOOKS FANTASTIC."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "FRED, HE'S GOT BLOND HAIR NOW IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
>> Steve: THAT'S NOT - >> Jimmy: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
NOW I'M JUST WORRIED THAT THEY'LL NEVER KNOW IF IT'S GONNA BE COLD IN CANADA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO FRED
STATEN ISLAND CHUCK WAS LIKE, "I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'. [ LAUGHTER ]
"DON'T WORRY 'BOUT IT. HEY, HOW -- YOUR SISTER GOOD ALL RIGHT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING -- SWITCHING GEARS, YOU GUYS SEE THIS LAST NIGHT
WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF RON KLAIN OFFICIALLY STEPPED DOWN
AND DURING HIS FAREWELL SPEECH HE GOT A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. CHECK IT OUT
>> I WILL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF, BUT I CANNOT PROMISE THERE WILL NOT BE SOME TEARS
THIS IS THE BEST JOB I'VE EVER HAD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND FOR, THEN AGAIN, IN THE WINTER OF 2020 AND FOR THEN AGAIN IN THE WINTER OF 2021 --
I'M OFTEN ASKED, WHAT IS THE BEST SOUVENIR I GOT IN TWO YEARS AS WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF
STAFF? IT'S THIS ROCK [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS PLAIN, AND SIMPLE ROCK. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: AW
>> Jimmy: BIDEN WAS LIKE, "I THINK WE MADE THE RIGHT CALL SOMEONE GET HIM INTO --"
[ LAUGHTER ] "LET'S GET HIM INTO -- GET YOU AN UBER RIGHT NOW.
>> Steve: HE'S BUSTED UP OVER FRED >> Jimmy: HE WAS ONLY THERE TWO
YEARS. TOM BRADY WAS IN FOOTBALL FOR 23 SEASONS
THIS GUY THIS IS GOING VIRAL THOUGH TODAY POPE FRANCIS POSTED
A TWEET, AND THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER HE DELETED IT. I THINK YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY.
HE SAID, "THE MIDDLE FINGER, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN THE OTHERS, REMINDS US OF SOMETHING
ESSENTIAL -- [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, GOD WAS LIKE, "JESUS
CHRIST." [ LAUGHTER ] GET HIM OFF TWITTER.
GET HIM INTO AN UBER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS
NETFLIX IS ABOUT TO START CRACKING DOWN ON PASSWORD SHARING.
[ CROWD BOOING ] YEAH THEY'RE GOING TO LIMIT SHARING
TO ONE HOUSEHOLD PEOPLE - [ CROWD BOOING ]
PEOPLE ARE UPSET I MEAN, "NEVER HAVE I EVER" BEEN THIS OUTRAGED
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M "BLOWN AWAY. YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T SHARE
AN ACCOUNT WITH A "STRANGER -- THINGS" ARE OUT OF CONTROL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
NETFLIX, WHAT "MAID" "YOU" DO THIS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T THINK OF A "DAHMER" IDEA [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS REALLY TAKES "THE CROWN." YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO "LUPIN" EVERY "WATCHER" ON MY
ACCOUNT, INCLUDING MY FRIEND "EMILY IN PARIS" [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SAY "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WHAT "A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS." SURE I COULD PAY EXTRA, BUT I'M
ALREADY PAYING TOO MUCH FOR "COCO, MELONS," EGGS ALSO, WHO KNOWS WHEN THIS TAKES
EFFECT IT COULD BE TOMORROW IT COULD BE -- COULD BE NEXT
"WEDNESDAY." OR TONIGHT AT "MIDNIGHT -- MASS" PANIC IS SETTING IN.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO NETFLIX, THIS IS THE "LAST CHANCE U" HAVE BEFORE I BUILD
A "BRIDGERTON"-EL TO YOUR HEADQUARTERS AND TELL YOU IN PERSON, "YOU'RE 'DEAD TO ME.'"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
"THIS LITTLE ROCK -- [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, GET THIS
TOMORROW THE MOVIE "80 FOR BRADY" COMES OUT, WHICH -- [ CHEERS ]
- - WHICH TOM BRADY STARS IN, AND HE SUGGESTED THAT THERE COULD BE MORE ACTING IN HIS
FUTURE YEAH, BRADY'S A VERY GOOD ACTOR 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW WE ALL BELIEVE
THAT HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA RETIRE [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, I SAW THAT TOM HANKS IS FILMING A NEW MOVIE THAT'S USING
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO DE-AGE HIM AND MAKE HIM LOOK YOUNGER.
IT'S -- IT'S AMAZING WHAT THEY CAN DO NOW JUST LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
USE A.I. TO DE-AGE SOMEONE FOR INSTANCE, HERE'S KING CHARLES, OKAY
IF YOU DE-AGE HIM, YOU GET CAP'N CRUNCH AND IT'S LIKE --
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AMAZING TECHNOLOGY. >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: AMAZING. >> Steve: FANTASTIC. >> Jimmy: HERE, POPE FRANCIS --
HERE'S POPE FRANCIS. YOU DE-AGE HIM, YOU GET TIMOTHEE CHALAMET.
AND IT'S JUST -- [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AN AMAZING --
HERE -- HERE'S PATRICK MAHOMES IF YOU DE-AGE HIM YOU GET RICHIE FROM "FAMILY MATTERS.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, HERE'S THE OLD GUY FROM "UP.
IF YOU DE-AGE HIM, YOU GET GEORGE SANTOS. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S -- IT'S HAPPENING I MEAN, THE FUTURE IS HERE HERE'S EAGLES CENTER
JASON KELCE. >> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IF YOU DE-AGE HIM,
YOU GET BUZZ FROM "HOME ALONE. [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT, HERE'S PRESIDENT BIDEN
IF YOU DE-AGE HIM YOU GET BOB BARKER [ LAUGHTER ]
[ RIM SHOT ] >> Steve: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY -- FINALLY, HERE'S TOM BRADY. IF YOU DE-AGE HIM YOU GET
TOM BRADY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DOESN'T NEED A.I
GOOD LOOKING DUDE. HE DOESN'T NEED IT FINALLY, POLICE IN
MASSACHUSETTS ARE LOOKING FOR A 200-POUND SHREK SCULPTURE THAT WAS STOLEN.
THIS IS REAL CAN WE SEE A PHOTO OF THE -- [ LAUGHTER ]
LOOKS LIKE A CAKE SOMEONE MADE ON "NAILED IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
EVEN THE SCULPTOR WAS LIKE, "I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE STOLE THAT."
WE HAVE -- WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> Steve: COME ON. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A BIG SHOW TONIGHT.
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: BIG SHOW TONIGHT TOMORROW, THOUGH, FOR THE FIRST
TIME EVER -- VERY INTERESTING -- FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE
ROOTS WILL NOT BE THE HOUSE BAND FOR "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Steve: AW
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: THEY DIDN'T KNOW
THAT >> Jimmy: I, NO -- AND THEY GOT A -- I GAVE THEM
A LITTLE ROCK TO TAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] FOR THE FIRST -- THEY
ACTUALLY -- CAN WE SAY WHAT YOU'RE -- WHAT YOU'RE DOING? >> Questlove: YEAH, YOU CAN SAY
IT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE PART OF A A GIANT PERFORMANCE AT THE
GRAMMYS. >> Questlove: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: 50 -- 50 YEARS OF HIP HOP. >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: AND YOU GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF ALL -- YOU'LL BE PLAYING WITH A BUNCH
OF - >> Questlove: A LOT OF PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: YEAH
SHOULD I SAY -- CAN I SAY OF THESE NAMES? >> Questlove: YOU CAN SAY SOME
YEAH >> Jimmy: I CAN? >> Questlove: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I CAN SAY BUSTA RHYMES >> Questlove: YOU CAN SAY IT
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: I CAN SAY MISSY ELLIOTT?
>> Questlove: CAN'T SAY THAT CAN'T SAY THAT [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: CAN I SAY GRANDMASTER FLASH? >> Questlove: OH YEAH.
>> Tariq: SURE, SURE >> Questlove: YOU CAN SAY IT >> Jimmy: CAN I SAY ICE-T?
>> Questlove: YEAH [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: CAN I SAY LIL WAYNE?
>> Questlove: YEAH [ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: CAN I SAY
PUBLIC ENEMY >> Steve: WHAT [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: CAN I SAY QUEEN LATIFAH? >> Steve: WHOA
[ CHEERS ] >> Jimmy: CAN I SAY RUN-D.M.C. >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: DUDE THAT'S GONNA BE MASSIVE.
>> Questlove: IT IS. >> Jimmy: I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THAT
IT'S COOL. AND ALSO, ARE YOU STILL DOING YOUR GRAMMY PARTY?
>> Tariq: YEAH, YEP. >> Jimmy: IS THAT THE NIGHT -- >> Questlove: I FORGOT, YES, WE
ARE. >> Tariq: THE NIGHT BEFORE >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THAT AS
WELL GOSH, YOU'RE BUSY THIS WEEKEND SO ANYWAYS, WE'RE GOING, "WELL,
WHO -- WHO SHOULD BE THE BAND FOR OUR -- FOR OUR SHOWS?" OUR FIRST TIME -- WE'VE NEVER
HAD TO THINK OF WHO WOULD BE HERE IF THE ROOTS WEREN'T HERE AND I WAS LIKE, MY FIRST THING
THAT CAME TO MY MIND IS, "I WONDER IF HE WOULD DO IT, BUT COULD WE GET PAUL SHAFFER TO
COME BACK TO THE BUILDING? AND I CLLED PAUL SHAFFER AND HE SAID YES.
>> Steve: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> Jimmy: PAUL SHAFFER AND THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BAND ARE BACK AT NBC AFTER 30 YEARS
I CANNOT WAIT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE PAUL.
EVERYONE COMING. FELICIA, ANTON IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC.
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT. GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS IN THE GIANT NEW SHOW "THE LAST OF US," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS ON HBO AND HBO MAX
AND HE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH MUSICAL GUEST COLDPLAY -
PEDRO PASCAL IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GOOD DUDE
>> Steve: A LOVELY MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HER
IN THE NEW MOVIE "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA" WHICH IS IN FEATURES AND IMAX
FEBRUARY 17TH -- KATHRYN NEWTON IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM ARMANI WHITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
REAL GOOD. FANTASTIC. HISTORY OF HIP HOP
THIS DUDE -- THIS GUYS GONNA BE ON THE LIST. APPARENTLY GUYS, THE FDA IS
GOING TO REGULATE CBD. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YEAH, I HEARD --
YEAH AND THERE'S A NEW FORM OF A.I. CALLED CHATGPT
AND THEN PEOPLE ARE WONDERING WHO'S GONNA BE THE NFL MVP THERE'S A LOT OF ACRONYMS --
>> Steve: FLOATING IN THE AIRS >> Jimmy: -- FLOATING IN THE NEWS, INCLUDING SOME YOU MIGHT
NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS IS "ACRONYM NEWS.
* ACRONYM NEW
ACRONYM NEWS * >> Jimmy: NOW I DIDN'T KNOW THIS, BUT IT TURNS OUT BRADY IS
AN ACRONYM FOR "BUCCANEER RETIRES AGAIN, DOES YEARLY." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: DID YOU KNOW THAT? >> Steve: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
YEAH >> Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE TIKTOK IS ACTUALLY AN ACRONYM
FOR "TRUTHFULLY IT KILLS TIME, O.K.?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
I JUST FOUND OUT THIS, THAT SANTOS IS AN ACRONYM FOR "SAYS ALL NON-TRUTHS OFTEN,
SERIOUSLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: WOW.
>> Jimmy: THESE ARE ALL -- >> Steve: THAT'S -- THESE ARE ALL ACRONYMS
>> Jimmy: AFTER LAST -- YES, THESE ARE ALL -- AFTER LAST WEEKEND'S BIG WIN --
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: EAGLES IS AN ACRONYM FOR "EVEN A GREASED LAMPPOST
ELEVATES SOME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
CAN'T STOP PEOPLE. >> Steve: HE SAID IT >> Jimmy: HERE'S AN INTERESTING
ONE HERE >> Steve: WHAT'S THAT? >> Jimmy: TRUMP IS AN ACRONYM
FOR "TRYING RE-ELECTION, UNFRIENDED MIKE PENCE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: FINALLY SOUTHWEST IS AN ACRONYM FOR "SHOOT, OUR, UH,
TARMAC HAS -- WELL, EVERYTHING STOPPED TODAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL FOR "ACRONYM NEWS." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS,"
EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: HOW DOES "LAST OF US" COME ABOUT
DOES -- DO THE CREATORS -- >> THAT WAS A REALLY STRANGE CIRCUMSTANCE
I GET A CALL AND I GET TOLD THAT I GOT THE JOB AFTER I TOOK THE AMBIEN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> AND SO, I WAS EXCITED, I
GUESS, BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS. HERE WE GO
* HASTAGS HASHTAGS * >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING
EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND I ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC.
SO, THIS WEEK, IN HONOR OF THE GRAMMY AWARDS, I SENT OUT THE #MISHEARDLYRICS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT A A FUNNY SONG LYRIC THAT YOU OR
SOMEONE YOU KNOW MISUNDERSTOOD WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.,
SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE MISHEARD LYRICS TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS THESE ARE GOOD
HERE WE GO THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @GARDINIER
>> Steve: GARDENER >> Jimmy: HE SAYS, "FRIEND OF WIFE USED TO SING 'WASTIN' AWAY
AGAIN IN MY BURRITO VAN' INSTEAD OF MARGARITAVILLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* WASTIN' AWAY AGAI IN MY BURRITO VAN * * TRIPPED ON
LOST SHAKER OF SALSA * [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@AVERYOSET SHE SAYS, "IN 'BAD MOON RISING,' I THOUGHT, 'THERE'S A
A BAD MOON ON THE RISE' WAS 'THERE'S A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT.'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE * THERE'S A BATHROO ON THE RIGHT *
[ LAUGHTER ] * DON'T GO IN YOUR PANT THERE'S A BATHROOM
ON THE RIGHT * [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@JONYJONIJONE >> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH DONE IT AGAIN.
THEY SAID, "MY SON THOUGHT THE CHORUS TO PORTUGAL THE MAN'S 'FEEL IT STILL' WAS 'OH, I'M A
A RUBBER DUCKIE KICKSTAND.'" [ LAUGHTER ] THERE YOU GO
* OH, I'M A RUBBER DUCKY KICKSTAND * THIS ONE'S FROM
@LLRCORINNAPAYNE SHE SAYS, "MY HUSBAND THOUGHT ALANIS MORRISETTE'S SONG 'YOU
OUGHTA KNOW' HAD THE WORDS 'CROSS-EYED BEAR' AND NOT 'CROSS I'D BEAR.
ALTHOUGH, I GUESS" - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YOU OUGHTA KNOW,
RIGHT? * IT'S A CROSS-EYED BEAR * >> Steve: "HELLO, JIMMY.
>> Jimmy: "HI! >> Steve: "HEY, HOW'S IT GOING YOU SEE ALANIS
ISN'T THAT IRONIC? >> Jimmy: "IS THERE A PICNIC AROUND HERE?
COOLSIES." >> Steve: "IS THERE A BATHROOM ON THE RIGHT?"
[ LAUGHTER ] "I JUST WENT IN THE WOODS. >> Jimmy: "I JUST WENT IN THE
WOODS. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM @MAXERSMOM01
SHE SAYS - * ALL THAT SHE WANT IS A RUBBER BABY *
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBER BABIES?
>> Jimmy: THIS ONE IS FROM @TRAUMA4122. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SHE SAYS, "IN WHITNEY HOUSTON'S 'HOW DO I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME,' I THOUGHT THE LINE
WAS, 'I'M ASKING YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW ABOUT BEE STINGS.'" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* ASKING YO BECAUSE YOU KNOW ABOUT BEE STINGS *
* HOW WILL I KNOW FIRST DATE * >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM
@LISACBB SHE SAYS, "MIDWAY THROUGH 'ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST,'
FREDDIE MERCURY GOES, 'HEY.' AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE SAID 'HEY, I'M NOT ADOPTED.
[ LAUGHTER ] STILL TO THIS DAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S SAYING.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE HEY! * I'M ADOPTED
NOT ADOPTED * >> Steve: WHAT DOES HE SAY >> Questlove: "BITES THE DUST.
>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT >> Questlove: BITES THE DUST
* BITES THE DUS BITES THE DUST * * I'M ADOPTED
NOT ADOPTED * >> Steve: YOU CAN ADOPT ONE, TOO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @BYBRIANBYRNE.
HE SAYS, "'AFRICA' BY TOTO * THERE'S NOTHING 100 MEN ON MARS COULD EVER DO *
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOTO
>> Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @CUBFANALI SHE SAY, " BON JOVI 'LIVING ON
A PRAYER.' * WHOA WE'RE HALF-WAY THERE WHOA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER *
* TAKE MY HAN WE'RE NAKED I SWEA WHOA LIVIN' ON A PRAYER *
>> Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PEDRO PASCAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> HE LOOKED AT ME, AND HE'S LIKE "ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I'M LIKE, "YEAH. HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT THIS YOU CAN DO THIS.
COULDN'T STOP. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS
IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST SHOWS OF THE YEAR CALLED "THE LAST OF US," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT
9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX AND THIS WEEKEND, HE'LL ALSO HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"
WITH MUSICAL GUEST, COLDPLAY PLEASE WELCOME, PEDRO PASCAL
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY --
COME ON! THAT'S A STUD. COME ON.
THEY LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. WELCOME BACK
THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, BUD. >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
BACK I'VE MISSED YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW
YOU DID MISS ME. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE, OBVIOUSLY, YOU GOT THE BIGGEST
SHOW I WANT TO GET TO ALL -- EVERYTHING
ALL THE SHOWS, EVERYTHING. "THE LAST OF US" IS A BLOCKBUSTER.
CONGRATS BUT YOU ARE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
>> WHOO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WITH COLDPLAY!
IT IS A BIG SHOW THAT'S A BIG TICKET, RIGHT THERE.
THAT'S A HOT TICKET. >> YEAH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED?
ARE YOU NERVOUS? WHAT ARE YOU FEELING CAN I HELP IN ANY WAY?
>> WHY DO YOU ASK? ARE YOU NERVOUS FOR ME >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, I AM
I'M REALLY NERVOUS FOR YOU NO WAY I'M SO -- I THINK YOU SHOULD
HAVE HOSTED -- >> AGES AGO? >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AFTER MY "LAW & ORDER" EPISODE? >> Jimmy: YES, THAT'S
EXACTLY -- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD -
I SAID, "LORNE, THIS GUY'S GOT SOMETHING, MAN." ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> I'M SUPER EXCITED I THINK IT'S THE TOP OF EVERYBODY'S BUCKET LIST.
I AM SCARED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE?
>> THERE'S LIKE A WALL OF SHEER TERROR, I THINK, THAT YOU START WITH
AND THEN, IT'S SUCH A WELL-OILED MACHINE EVERYBODY'S SO AMAZING AND
TALENTED AND THEY TAKE THESE, YOU KNOW, BLOCKS OF, YOU KNOW, WHITE HOT
TERROR APART FOR YOU WITH BIG CUE CARDS. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH I WANT TO SAY -- OH, YES SO, HAVE YOU PRACTICED BLOCKING
RIGHT NOW AND SKETCHES >> YEAH. WE JUST STARTED SOME -- SOME
BLOCKING - >> Jimmy: ISN'T IT THE MOST FUN?
>> IT'S A BLAST. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT IS A GREAT CREW
WE HAVE THE BEST CREW HERE, TOO. >> YES, YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BUT AFTER US, "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
>> SECOND TO THIS SHOW >> Jimmy: SECOND TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH >> "SNL. >> Jimmy: BUT "SNL," IT'S JUST
AMAZING. AND IT'S THE LAST LIVE SHOW ON TV
WAIT, "THE LAST OF US. I SEE A CONNECTION ALREADY IS IT TOO LATE TO WRITE THAT
IN >> I HEAR CLICKING >> Jimmy: YEAH
IF THINGS WEREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR LIFE AND YOUR CAREER, "THE LAST OF US," IT IS
THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD BUT YOU ALS HAVE THE "MANDALORIAN" THAT PREMIERES -
- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - - SEASON THREE, NEXT MONTH! YOU ARE -- YOU ARE "THE
MANDALORIAN. I KNOW THERE'S ALSO SO MANY SECRETS, AND I DON'T WANT TO
SPOIL ANYTHING - >> I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING. >> Jimmy: NO, I -- NO.
I DON'T WANT THAT. BUT CAN YOU TELL FANS ANYTHING ABOUT SEASON THREE
>> I WILL SAY, THERE WILL BE MORE MANDALORIANS. [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD I'LL TAKE THAT
>> A LOT OF THEM BIG EPIC BATTLE. PLURAL
MAYBE. >> Jimmy: OH I LOVE THAT.
BABY YODA IS NOT IN THIS SEASON NO, I'M JUST KIDDING
>> THEY COULDN'T FIGURE HIS CONTRACT OUT FOR SEASON THREE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE STILL -- THEY'RE STILL IN NEGOTIATIONS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S JUST GOT
A GOOD AGENT HOW IS - >> HIS HEAD GOT BIGGER THAN HIS
EARS >> Jimmy: HOW IS GROGU WHAT'S HE GOING TO BE DOING
THIS SEASON? >> HE'S BEEN VERY GOOD HE'S STILL LEARNING.
TEACHING >> Jimmy: YEAH HE IS.
>> PROTECTED PROTECTING >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I THINK IF I SAY ANYMORE -- >> Jimmy: YEP, DON'T SAY IT. >> I'LL BE REPLACED.
NOT JUST AS "THE MANDALORIAN," BUT AS A HUMAN BEING IN LIFE [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW POWERFUL DISNEY IS. >> EXACTLY
AND THEIR TECHNOLOGY IS SO SOPHISTICATED. THEY'LL JUST REPLACE -
>> Jimmy: AI >> -- A DIFFERENT PEDRO PASCAL, EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: MARCH 1st ON DISNEY PLUS, BY THE WAY THIS IS WHEN IT PREMIERES.
CONGRATS ON THAT >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT
THIS BUT NOW, YOU'VE DONE THAT. AND IT WAS THE BIGGEST THING,
AND YOU GO, OH, MY GOSH. AND THEN THERE'S -- LET'S JUST GO BACK.
"GAME OF THRONES." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOME RUN
"NARCOS. "NARCOS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOME RUN HOME RUN "MANDALORIAN."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOME RUN AND THEN "THE LAST OF US."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. WHO -- I'M MAD MAD
>> AND THAT'S THE END. >> Jimmy: NO IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING.
>> I'LL DO "SNL" AND THEN -- YOU'RE RETIRED, BUDDY. >> Jimmy: IT'S JUST THE
BEGINNING. >> YOU FORGOT "LAW & ORDER: SVU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DID FORGET THAT I LEFT THAT OUT.
BUT YOU'RE SO TALENTED BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS SOME KIND OF GENIUS MOVE THAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING I'VE HAVE NEVER SEEN A CAREER LIKE THIS.
>> I HAVE NOTHING TO DO IT >> Jimmy: YES, YOU DO! HOW DO YOU PICK SHOWS THAT ARE
GOING TO BE GIANT HITS >> THE DOOR OPENS, AND YOU'RE LIKE -
>> Jimmy: NO WAY >> LET ME IN >> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUMPING IN.
>> I BEG >> Jimmy: NO, YOU DON'T. LIKE HOW DOES "LAST OF US" COME
ABOUT? DO THE CREATORS -- >> THAT WAS A REALLY STRANGE
CIRCUMSTANCE I WAS ACTUALLY IN LONDON AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS IN
LOS ANGELES. AND I GOT SENT THESE SCRIPTS AND SAID -
I WAS TOLD THAT "CRAIG MAZIN WANTS YOU TO READ THE SCRIPTS. AND IF YOU LIKE THEM, HE'D LIKE
TO TALK TO YOU." I LOVED "CHERNOBYL." THE MINISERIES THAT HE -- SHOW
RAN FOR HBO. >> Jimmy: IT WAS FANTASTIC >> IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE
ANYWAY, I READ THE FIRST SCRIPT, AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I WANT TO MEET HIM I WANT TO MEET HIM." >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND WE TALKED WE FELL IN LOVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND HE -- THEY WERE LIKE, "WILL YOU STAY UP A LITTLE BIT LATER?
AT THIS POINT, IT WAS GETTING KIND OF LATE IN LONDON - "TO TALK TO NEIL DRUCKMANN, THE
CREATOR OF THE VIDEO GAME. GENIUS [ CHEERS ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BRILLIANT GUY "AND HE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU,
AS WELL. I STAY UP FOR THAT ZOOM. WE ALL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN.
AND THEN I -- AND THEN, AT THAT POINT, IT'S REALLY LATE. I'VE GOT TO GET UP IN THE
MORNING. I TAKE AN AMBIEN TO GO TO SLEEP JUST IN CASE -- THEY'VE GOT MY
ADRENALINE KIND OF GOING AND MY -- MY HOPES UP. >> Jimmy: YES, SO YOU TAKE A
A SLEEPING PILL SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT >> EXACTLY
SO -- BUT I GET A CALL, AND I GET TOLD THAT I GOT THE JOB AFTER I TOOK THE AMBIEN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, NO >> AND SO, I WAS EXCITED, I
GUESS, BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE LIKE, "WAS
THAT A DREAM?" >> I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING. AND THE FIRST THING THAT
OCCURRED TO ME, WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN, I REALLY WANT THAT JOB. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND I'M IN LONDON. THEY'RE IN L.A I'M GOING TO WAIT BY THE PHONE
ALL DAY LONG THIS HASN'T HAPPENED IN A WHILE, YOU KNOW.
I'M GOING TO BE LONGING. AND I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL DAY LONG
>> Jimmy: YOU HAD ALREADY GOT THE CALL, THAT YOU GOT THE JOB >> YEAH, AND IT'S LIKE, "OH,
CONGRATULATIONS. SO HAPPY FOR YOU," WHEN I LOOKED AT MY PHONE
I WAS LIKE, "OH YEAH I GOT THE JOB! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: MY DREAM IS REAL IT IS BASED ON THE AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME VIDEO GAME,
"THE LAST OF US. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THE GAME OR DON'T KNOW THE SHOW,
HOW DO WE SET IT UP? AND HOW DO WE SET UP WHO YOU PLAY
>> I PLAY JOEL MILLER. [ CHEERS ] HE HAS A BAD DAY
EVERYBODY -- THE PLANET HAS A REALLY BAD DAY >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND FUNGUS, CORDYCEPS FINDS A WAY TO CROSS OVER INTO HUMAN DNA AND ENDS THE PLANET IN
24 HOURS VERY LIGHT, HAPPY STUFF. >> Jimmy: YEAH, LIGHT.
TOTALLY LIGHT, HAPPY STUFF >> A VERY TRAUMATIC EVENT SHAPES THIS MAN INTO WHO HE IS
20 YEARS LATER WHICH IS, YOU KNOW, THIS DYSTOPIAN WORLD WITH FASCISTIC
GOVERNMENTS AND VERY CONTAGIOUS CORDYCEPS THAT TURNS YOU INTO AN INFECTED MONSTER.
IT'S GOOD TIMES. >> Jimmy: YEAH IT IS GOOD TIMES
EVERY EPISODE, BY THE WAY, HAS GROWN AND ALMOST LIKE -- IT ALREADY WAS A HIT, THE FIRST
EPISODE. THEN IT'S GROWN, SECOND EPISODE.
THIRD. IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IT'S GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER
AND BIGGER IT'S LIKE -- >> THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING TOO, BUD. YOU'RE FANTASTIC
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S PEDRO PASCAL IN THIS SUNDAY'S EPISODE OF "THE LAST
OF US. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THAT WALL AND YOU SQUEEZE
THROUGH, AND YOU DON'T COME OUT UNTIL I SAY. OKAY
AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HIT YOU. LOOK AT ME
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HIT YOU YOU STAY DOWN. YOU STAY LOW
YOU STAY QUIET OKAY GO
[ GUNSHOTS ] * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PEDRO PASCAL, EVERYBODY! "THE LAST OF US" AIRS SUNDAYS
AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND HBO MAX. AND THIS WEEKEND, CATCH HIM
HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH COLDPLAY! MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A TALENTED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED NEW MOVIE "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP:
QUANTUMANIA," WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND IMAX FEBRUARY 17th.
EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME KATHRYN NEWTON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * >> I'M HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: YOU ARE HERE KATHRYN NEWTON
>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YES! >> OH, MY GOSH >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE >> I'M ON "JIMMY FALLON. OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. COME ON. >> WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
RIGHT NOW. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA. >> Jimmy: NO, PLEASE
>> NO, NO. IT'S JUST SO EXCITING. >> Jimmy: BUT I --
>> I'M IN THE CHAIR. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE IN THE CHAIR. WE'RE DOING THIS
I -- I MET YOU LAST YEAR AT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S GOLF TOURNAMENT
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: IT WAS 8:00 A.M. RIGHT?
>> YEAH, THE 8:00 A.M. TOURNAMENT IN VEGAS. >> Jimmy: HOW FUN WAS THAT
>> IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST FUN THINGS.
AND YOU WERE SO FUNNY, AND YOU WERE SO NICE AND COOL, AND WE -
I THINK, DID YOU END UP WINNING -- >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WHAT'S FUNUNNY ABOUT THAT IS ONE OF THE PRIZES AT THE GOLF TOURNAMENT WAS TWO TICKETS TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW" WITH JIMMY FALLON >> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> AND I WON THOSE TICKETS >> Jimmy: YOU WON 'EM, YEAH.
>> SO, I - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
YOU'D THINK I'M HERE FOR "ANT-MAN." I'M REALLY HERE BECAUSE I WON
TWO TICKETS AT A GOLF TOURNAMENT >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND I BROUGHT MY MOM. SHE'S IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT. >> YOUR MOM ACTUALLY IS --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHERE'S MOM?
>> MOM >> Jimmy: HI, MOM! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT THAT'S -- BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT --
>> AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT WHY YOU'RE HERE
>> I THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE OKAY IF I SAT UP HERE, YOU KNOW, FOR A MINUTE
>> Jimmy: OF THE TWO TICKETS THAT YOU'RE USING. >> JUST TO TALK FOR A SECOND
>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE ONLY USING ONE TICKET THEN USE ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW
>> I CAN COME BACK, RIGHT? >> Jimmy: YOU CAN COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT.
>> OKAY, GREAT, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE A GREAT GOLFER, BY THE WAY
>> THANK YOU, YOU ARE, TOO AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A DREAM TO BE HERE
TONIGHT. SO, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAD THAT GREAT BUNKER SHOT
YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT YOU MADE YOU MADE ONE SHOT.
>> Jimmy: OH, THE ONE I SHOWED ON THE SHOW EVERY DAY FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS
>> I KNOW THE FEELING. SO, TO HONOR THAT AMAZING SHOT, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
I GOT YOU A CUSTOM WEDGE AND IT SAYS "JIMMY'S LUCKY WEDGE" ON IT
LOOK >> Jimmy: THIS IS INSANE >> I KNOW, AND I PUT LITTLE
ANTS - >> Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING.
>> FOR -- WELL, I WANTED - [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO NICE.
>> NOW IT'S REALLY LUCKY YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE LUCKY NOW.
>> Jimmy: NOW IT'S PART OF MY BAG. IT'S IN MY BAG FOREVER
>> YEP, I GOT YOU A DRIVER WITH CASSIE LANG'S POWER SUIT, HER SUPER SUIT COLORS --
>> Jimmy: NO >> -- SO YOU CAN HIT IT LIKE A A SUPERHERO, JUST LIKE ME.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY RIGHT. >> YEAH, AND THEN NEXT YEAR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO
TRY A LITTLE HARDER TO BEAT YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH
EXACT -- YEAH. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHO -- WHO DID WIN
DID YOU -- OH NO, YOU KNOW WHO WON -- >> MAHOMES
>> Jimmy: MAHOMES AND KELCE. >> MAHOMES, I'M COMING FOR YOU >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE'RE COMING
FOR YOU, MAHOMES, THIS YEAR. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU START
GOLFING HERE THIS LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE VERY YOUNG.
>> THAT'S ME AND MY DAD. >> Jimmy: AW >> IN MY LITTLE RALPH LAUREN
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GOLFING MY WHOLE LIFE IT'S JUST -- IT'S MY BACKUP
PLAN, YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT >> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YOU, I MEAN, YOU PLAYED AT SOME OF THE MOST ICONIC COURSES, BUT YOU WENT
VIRAL FOR THIS SHOT THAT YOU MADE AT PEBBLE BEACH WATCH THIS
AND, YEAH, LISTEN.
>> OH, NICE SWING. >> YEAH.
>> WHAT A SWING THERE. >> GOD, WHAT A GOOD SWING. >> TEAM MATE. >> WHERE IS THAT
GOING, STEVE >> IT'S A MILLION DOLLAR HOLE, YOU KNOW
>> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>> WELL, THANK YOU THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: WAS THAT BILL MURRAY
>> THAT WAS BILL YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHERE THE TWO THINGS THAT I DO REALLY COME
TOGETHER 'CAUSE I WAS ACTING LIKE A PRO GOLFER
I'M REALLY NOT A -- I'M OKAY THAT WAS THE ONLY GOOD SHOT I HIT ALL DAY.
IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S ON TV >> Jimmy: THAT'S ALL YOU NEED, THOUGH
>> YEAH, THEY WOULD SHOW MY SWING AND THEN CUT AWAY SO THAT NO ONE SAW WHERE THE BALL WENT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I REALLY HAD TO PULL IT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW
BILL AND MACKLEMORE WERE CHEERING ME ON THEY WERE LIKE, "KATHRYN, LET'S
GO." AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY. SO, IT'S THE ONLY GOOD SHOT I
HIT THAT DAY >> Jimmy: SO, YOU HEAR BILL MURRAY GO, LIKE, "WHAT
A SWING. >> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: WAS THERE PRESSURE
GOLFING WITH BILL? >> YOU KNOW, THE PRESSURE WAS NOT BILL, BUT THE PRESSURE WAS
TV I WAS, LIKE, "I GOTTA SHOW EVERYONE I'M A REAL GOLFER."
AND BILL WAS LIKE, "KATHRYN, YOU'RE JUST AN ACTOR IT'S OKAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN I HIT THAT GREAT SHOT AFTER HE SAID THAT
>> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "AM I? OR AM I GREAT A GOLFER?"
>> AM I A GOOD GOLFER, OR AM I AN ACTOR I DON'T KNOW
BUT THEN A COUPLE MONTHS LATER MY MOM'S LIKE, "KATHRYN, I HAVE BILL MURRAY FOR YOU.
I'M LIKE, "WHAT? BILL MURRAY? SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH.
HERE." AND HE'S LIKE, "KATHRYN, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
I THINK I WANT TO JOIN THE MARVEL UNIVERSE. [ LAUGHTER ]
"AND I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK YOU IF IT WAS OKAY IF I JOIN 'ANT-MAN.'
AND I WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH, BILL, THAT'S COOL. THAT'S COOL WITH ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE TO TALK TO.
BUT, YOU KNOW -- >> Jimmy: AT MARVEL. >> AND I THINK HE HAD, LIKE, AN
OFFER, AND HE WAS JUST CALLING TO BE LIKE, "ARE WE GONNA PLAY GOLF TOGETHER?
MICHAEL DOUGLAS GOLFS, AS WELL WE DIDN'T GET TO GOLF THOUGH, BECAUSE LONDON, YOU KNOW, IT
WAS RAINY. AND, YOU KNOW, TURNS OUT MARVEL MOVIES ARE VERY INTENSE.
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO GOLF. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU -- YEAH BUT, I MEAN, YOU'RE IN A MARVEL
MOVIE. YOU'RE IN ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS, MACHINES IN THE WHOLE
WIDE WORLD THEY MAKE THE BEST, MOST FUN MOVIES
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET THAT CALL AND YOU'RE LIKE, YOU'RE GOING
TO BE IN "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP." >> WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY TOLD ME
THAT I GOT THE OFFER AND I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND THEN I GOT THE
ANNOUNCEMENT, I SAW IT, YOU KNOW STILL DIDN'T BELIEVE IT.
THEN I HAD TO HOLD IT AS A A SECRET FOR A YEAR WHILE WE FILMED THE MOVIE AND I STILL
DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. AND THEN I WATCHED IT LAST NIGHT --
>> Jimmy: DID YOU TELL ANYONE? >> -- AND I STILL DON'T BELIEVE I'M IN THE MOVIE
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YOU ARE DEFINITELY IN THE MOVIE.
>> I SAW MY NAME, IT WAS ON THERE. THE MARVEL COMICS.
I'M LIKE, "WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEN IT SAID MY NAME,
AND I'M LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE? >> Jimmy: YEAH >> DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME,
REALLY BUT IT'S ME. >> Jimmy: IT IS YOU.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: PAUL RUDD, WHO'S - >> IS THE BEST
>> Jimmy: FRIEND OF THE SHOW ONE OF THE FUNNIEST -- >> FUNNIEST PERSON IN THE
WORLD. >> Jimmy: -- HUMAN BEINGS -- >> BEHIND YOU, JIMMY
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, OF COURSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU.
AND YOU. >> YES, THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: THEN PAUL RUDD
SO, THIRD. >> YEAH, THIRD >> Jimmy: BUT HE'S -- HE PLAYS
YOUR DAD >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW IS HE TO WORK
WITH >> HOW LUCKY AM I? >> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, PLEASE
>> I MEAN, YES, IT WAS A DREAM COME TRUE TO BE A PART OF THE MARVEL UNIVERSE.
BUT THEN I GOT PAUL RUDD I LAUGHED EVERY DAY ON SET YOU KNOW HOW GREAT HE IS
>> Jimmy: HE'S RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY. >> HE MADE ME FUNNY, YOU KNOW?
HE BROUGHT IT OUT OF ME. AND I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER EXPERIENCE.
NO, NEVER. >> Jimmy: DID YOU RUIN TAKES BY LAUGHING
>> OH, FOR SURE. ACTUALLY, I'M A LITTLE MAD AT HIM, BECAUSE I CAN TELL I LAUGH
IN EVERY SINGLE SCENE IN THE MOVIE. LIKE, I BREAK IN EVERY SCENE
AND THERE WAS ONE DAY WE HAD 500 EXTRAS, OKAY 500.
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> WE HAD TEN EXPLOSIONS, BOMBS, FIRE, SERIOUS STUFF
WHERE YOU CAN REALLY, REALLY GET HURT AND I WAS NERVOUS.
HE COULD TELL. AND HE LOOKED AT ME, AND HE'S LIKE "ARE YOU NERVOUS?
I'M LIKE, "YEAH. HE'S LIKE, "YOU GOT THIS YOU CAN DO IT.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LAUGH ACTION!" COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
COULDN'T STOP. I COULDN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER. >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- YEAH,
THAT'S PERFECT, THE WAY TO IT. LIKE, "YEAH, IN WE GO." >> HE WAS THE WORST.
>> Jimmy: "JUST DON'T LAUGH. ACTION." >> THE WORST PART IS, LIKE,
IT'S NOT EVEN A FUNNY JOKE [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT GETS YOU
THE GIGGLES, THEN YOU CAN'T STOP EVERYTIME YOU LOOK AT HIM --
>> YEAH, I GOT THE GIGGLES, YEAH SO THEN THERE'S BODIES FLYING,
DIRT FLYING. >> Jimmy: HE'S COMING ON SOON. >> THE DIRECTOR PEYTON REED'S
LIKE, "KATHRYN ARE YOU SMILING? ARE YOU LAUGHING?"
I'M JUST SMILING EAR TO EAR AS PEOPLE ARE DYING AND EXPLOSIONS ARE HAPPENING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH "WE CAN'T USE ANY OF THIS
MATERIAL." >> NO. >> Jimmy: "WE CAN'T USE ANY OF THIS, KATHRYN."
>> NO. HOUR RESET PAUL'S JUST LAUGHING AT ME,
LIKE, "HA-HA, GOT YOU. I GOT HIM BACK, THOUGH I DID MAKE HIM BREAK
AND YOU KNOW HE'S REALLY GOOD AT NOT BREAKING. SO, I GOT HIM BACK
>> Jimmy: YOU GOT HIM TO BREAK >> YEAH. IT'S YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT BAD.
>> Jimmy: GOT ANT-MAN TO LAUGH >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET UP THE
MOVIE? >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: "QUANTUMANIA."
>> SO, IF YOU'RE A FAN OF "ANT-MAN," YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LAUGH A LITTLE BIT.
AND YOU'VE GOT CASSIE LANG AND HER DAD RECONNECTING, IT'S THE HEART OF THE STORY
BUT THE MOVIE, I JUST SAW IT IT'S HUGE. IT'S WAY BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT
>> Jimmy: REALLY >> LIKE, KANG -- IT'S AMAZING. I LOVE THE MOVIE AND I THINK
EVERYONE'S GOING TO LOVE IT. >> Jimmy: OKAY, GOOD ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S A BIG DEAL.
HERE'S KATHRYN NEWTON IN "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MOM THAT YOU WOULD ONLY USE THIS STUFF WHEN ONE OF US WAS
AROUND IT'S REALLY DANGEROUS TECH >> I KNOW IT'S DANGEROUS
>> WHAT IF THE COPS TOOK IT FROM YOU, HMM? WHAT IF YOU LOST IT?
>> I DIDN'T LOSE THE SUIT. >> YOU HAVE A SUIT >> WAIT, YOU HAVE A SUIT
>> I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OKAY TRUST ME
I'M PRETTY GOOD AT IT BY NOW >> OUCH. >> LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE
THAT >> I KNOW. >> I'M SORRY
>> IT'S OKAY, IT'S ALL RIGHT I GET IT I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD GET TO
HAVE A NORMAL LIFE >> DAD, A GUY DRESSED LIKE A A BEE TRIED TO KILL ME IN MY
ROOM WHEN I WAS SIX. I'VE NEVER HAD A NORMAL LIFE >> HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?
>> IN THAT MOMENT, ALL I COULD THINK WAS HOW DID THE HULK TURN ME INTO A BABY
WILL I BE A BABY FOREVER AM I THE HULK'S BABY >> DAD, ARE YOU LISTENING TO
YOUR OWN BOOK? >> BUT I WAS READY FREDDY. >> HMM
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON! THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL
>> THANK YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: REALLY, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
COME BACK WHENEVER >> I LOVE IT, I'D LOVE TO. >> Jimmy: MOM, YOU CAN BRING
MOM, TOO >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: KATHRYN NEWTON,
EVERYONE "ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA," IS IN THEATERS
AND IMAX FEBRUARY 17th [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
A PERFORMANCE FROM ARMANI WHITE STICK AROUND
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: PERFORMING HIS NEW
SINGLE, "GOATED," GIVE IT UP FOR ARMANI WHITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * AH-AH-AH-AH-A AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
MY UNCLE TY AIN' BELIEVE THAT I WAS FAMOUS * * MY DAD FUNERAL THE LAST
TIME WE BEEN INVOLVE A COUPLE MILLION MAD COUPLE MILLION *
* HIT THE WAL CELEBRATE THE LOSS 'CAUSE IT LOOK
JUST LIKE A WIN TO Y'ALL * * AND NOWADAYS I JUST KICK THE BAL
THEY SWITCH TEAM FOR A RING * * SO IT GOT A LITTLE MESS
I STEPPED ON THE MOVADO SO I GOT A LITTLE BEZ BUT I'M LEE HARVEY OSWALD *
* I'M PLOTTING ON A FAR FROM THE LOSER FOUGHT THE ABUSERS
IT'S ALL IN THE MUSIC * * SEARCH ON CHURC I'M THE MAN OF THE HOU
THE MAN OF THE EARTH I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE * * THAT'S DEMANDING MY WORTH
A WEST PHILLY BABY A PLANT FROM THE DIR THIS CITY'S SOUL HEALING *
* BUT I GOT MY OWN FEELINGS HOUSE FIRE CHANGED MY LIFE I STARTED HOME BUILDIN
AUNT KICKED ME OUT 16 * * I MADE MY OWN BUILDIN WHOA NOW THEY WANTED HEL
EVERYONE STOPPED AND THEY BLAMING THEYSELF * * HAD THE SAME GLOC
AS I DID THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I TOOK THE SHOT AND THEY *
* AIMED AT THEYSELF NOW I CALL IT BOGU DON'T GO BACK ON WORDS
IF I WROTE IT I QUOTE IT * * I SOLD IT I REAPED AND I SOWED I
WITH 23 TO KOB FROM TB TO JOEY * * I'M GOATED I'M GOATED
I'M GOATED BARELY EVEN GOT ENOUGH CHANGE IN THE METER *
* DOUBLE PARKED LOOKIN' LIKE BANE IN A BEATE HER FRIENDS KEEP HELPIN'
DETANGLE THE WEAVE * * ONLY JUMPED IN TH FRONT SEAT TO PLAY
WITH THE SPEAKER STUCK TO MY PLANS * * STRETCHIN' MY BANDS
PLUS WHEN I STOM IN MY CUSTOMIZED VAN PLUSH LIKE RUSH LIFE PLUS *
* I GOT 'EM ALL PLUS SIZE PANAMERA TRUNK I HOP OUT THE ROOF
DIME ON MY LEFT WRIST AND * * SHE GOT THE FLU YEA WATCH LOOK LIKE CHEX MIX
IT'S 'POSED TO BLU SHE KNOW IT'S TWO SEAT * * SO SHE LEAVE HE
BEST FRIENDS BUSS DOWN MY DAD FAC YOUR CHAIN *
* 'CAUSE I'M GOATED GOATED GOATE GOATED GOATE
GOATED PLEASE * * PLEASE DON'T GO THERE GO THERE GO THER
GO THERE WITH ME * * LEFT WRIST GOLDEN
RIGHT WRIST GOLDEN NECKLACE GOLDEN YE IT'S GOLDEN *
* JUST DON'T GO THERE GO THERE GO THER GO THERE GO THER
GO THERE WITH ME * * SO I HAD TO HIT M DESIGNER FOR SNEAK
DOUBLE DIP MINE IN THE BLEACH I'M BLANCO FOR SURE * * IF I'M POPPIN
DOWN MIAMI BEACH PULL UP LIKE LEBRON WITH THE HEAT HUH *
* I BOUGHT A CRIB IN A CRIB WITH A OFFICE CHAI BEACH HALF A MILE BUT
CAN'T SEE ME WALKIN' THERE * * I WHIP A TESLA BUT IT AIN'T NO CHARGER THERE
I CALL UP CO AND BRIANNA AND PARK IT THERE * * TOP HEAT BOX SEAT
I'M WATCHIN' ARCHER THER COP LIGHTS STOP RIGH NEXT WHERE MY BLOCK AT *
* TRUST FAL BEAT I MIGHT DROP THAT HIPS ON THEE STALLION AN
DOJA HER TOP HALF UH * * 2,300 ON THE HORS AND I'M MIKE
SWITCHIN' OUT TH CHARACTER THE STRIP * * IS LIKE TYPOS *
>> LET ME GET A CHORUS ON IT >> THREE, TWO, ONE * SAID YOU TRIED IT
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE HIM YOU LYIN' YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH *
* FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I COULD BUY IT WOULD SAY IT'S LONELY AT
THE TOP BUT I'M BIASED * * BECAUSE I'M ONLY AT THE TOP BUT YOU TRIED IT
YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE HIM YOU LYIN' * * YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH
FOR WHAT IT'S WORT I COULD BUY IT WOULD SAY IT'S LONELY AT *
* THE TOP BUT I'M BIASED * >> LESSONS ON 3-2-1. * 'CAUSE I'M GOATED
GOATED GOATE GOATED GOATE GOATED PLEASE *
* PLEASE DON'T GO THERE PLEASE DON'T GO THER PLEASE DON'T GO THER
GO THERE WITH ME * * 'CAUSE I'M GOATED 'CAUSE I'M GOATE
GOATED GOATED GOATED * * GOATED GOATED
GOATED GOATED GOATED GOATED GOATED AH * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: COME ON! THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT! ARMANI WHITE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "GOATED" IS OUT NOW. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS -- MY THANKS TO PEDRO --
PEDRO PASCAL, KATHRYN NEWTON, ARMANI WHITE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH! >> Jimmy: AND THE ROOTS! >> YEAH! >> Jimmy: THE ROOTS
RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE