1 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,811 >> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,811 --> 00:00:15,749 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:19,352 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - QUEEN LATIFAH. 4 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:24,157 M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN COMEDIAN ORLANDO LEYBA AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:29,863 ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1795 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:35,235 >> Questlove: 1795 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:48,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 8 00:00:48,014 --> 00:01:01,494 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: HOT CROWD! 9 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:06,099 HOT CROWD TONIGHT. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:09,069 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 11 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:16,376 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT 12 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,111 NOW. LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED THE STATE OF THE 13 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:23,450 UNION. THIS SUNDAY IS THE SUPER BOWL. VALENTINE'S DAY IS NEXT WEEK 14 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:26,519 YEAH AND TACO BELL JUST ANNOUNCED A A NEW MEXICAN PIZZA THAT'S FOUR 15 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:34,928 TIMES BIGGER CALLED THE BIG ASS MEXICAN PIZZA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,131 THERE'S A LOT TO GO OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. 17 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:38,732 LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE. IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWSMASH. 18 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:46,172 * >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, LAST 19 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:48,141 NIGHT'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. BIDEN SPOKE TO THE NATION ABOUT 20 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,111 HIS GOALS AND ACHIEVEMENTS FOR WASHINGTON, THE STATE OF THE UNION, IS BASICALLY THEIR 21 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:56,182 VERSION OF THE SUPER BOWL. WE STARTED WITH 32 TEAMS NOW WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL 22 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:58,218 TWO. KANSAS CITY AND PHILADELPHIA ARE FIRED UP AND READY TO FIGHT 23 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:03,189 IT OUT ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN, THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE. 24 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:07,961 [ LAUGHTER ] VALENTINE'S DAY IS LESS THAN A A WEEK AWAY. 25 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,330 IF YOU DON'T HAVE A RESERVATION BY NOW, YOU'LL BE TAKING YOUR DATE TO TACO BELL. 26 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,565 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, THEY'RE OFFERING A NEW ITEM CALLED THE BIG ASS MEXICAN 27 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:16,903 PIZZA. [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU EAT ONE OF THOSE, YOU'RE 28 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:23,910 DEFINITELY GOING TO NEED SOME HEALTH CARE. [ LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,211 IT'S ONE OF THE MANY THINGS BIDEN TALKED ABOUT IN HIS SPEECH 30 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:27,947 DEMOCRATS LOVED IT, BUT REPUBLICANS LOOKED SICK TO THEIR STOMACHS 31 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:30,250 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT GRANDE MEXICAN PIZZA WILL DO THAT TO YOU, BUT IT'S THE 32 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,286 PERFECT THING TO ORDER AFTER YOU FINISH SMOKING A A SUPER BOWL 33 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:35,955 [ LAUGHTER ] PATRICK MAHOMES AND JALEN HURTS WILL BE GIVING THEIR ALL, 34 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:40,960 TRYING THEIR BEST TO SCORE [ LAUGHTER ] TO GO ON A DATE, MAKE SURE TO 35 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:48,101 BE A GOOD LISTENER DON'T JUST TALK FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT 36 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,171 [ LAUGHTER ] BIDEN COVERED A LOT. JOBS, ECONOMY, AND OUR SOUTHERN 37 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:57,210 BORDER WITH MEXICO [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU FINISH THE WHOLE PIZZA, 38 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:00,046 YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR TIGHT END. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:04,050 IN CONCLUSION, STANDING O'S. GO TEAM GO ACCEPT THIS ROSE 40 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:08,955 POR FAVOR NO THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 41 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:09,789 THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWSMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 42 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:16,363 WELL, AS I MENTIONED, LAST NIGHT WAS PRESIDENT BIDEN'S 43 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:23,470 STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS AND I SAW A POLL THAT SAID 72% OF PEOPLE RESPONDED FAVORABLY 44 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:27,941 TO HIS SPEECH. THAT'S AMAZING WE CAN'T EVEN GET 72% OF 45 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:31,845 AMERICANS TO AGREE ON WHAT AN M & M SHOULD WEAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,247 BIDEN'S SPEECH WAS PASSIONATE AND ENERGETIC. WE BASICALLY WENT FROM DECAF 47 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:39,152 GREEN TEA TO MOUNTAIN DEW CODE RED. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,655 AT ONE POINT IN HIS SPEECH, BIDEN SAID, "COVID NO LONGER CONTROLS OUR LIVES." 49 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:50,463 HE WAS LIKE, "NOW THAT HONOR BELONGS TO TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 50 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,732 BIDEN ALSO TALKED ABOUT THE STRONG JOBS MARKET HE SAID PEOPLE ARE WORKING AS 51 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,367 BANKERS, REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS, DANCERS, PHILANTHROPISTS, BROADWAY 52 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:57,604 PRODUCERS, AND THAT'S JUST GEORGE SANTOS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 53 00:03:57,604 --> 00:04:09,115 A LOT OF JOBS. WELL, LISTEN TO THIS SOME PEOPLE, INCLUDING 54 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,451 PRESIDENT TRUMP, COMPLAINED THAT DURING HIS SPEECH, BIDEN SAID THE WORD "FOLKS" TOO MUCH 55 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,452 THAT DURING HIS SPEECH, BIDEN SAID THE WORD "FOLKS" TOO MUCH TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 56 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:15,088 >> FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS 57 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:19,292 LOOK FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS, FOLKS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE DOES SAY 58 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:26,900 "FOLKS" A LOT. BUT BIDEN ALSO SAYS ANOTHER PHRASE A LOT TOO 59 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:27,200 BUT BIDEN ALSO SAYS ANOTHER PHRASE A LOT TOO LISTEN TO THIS 60 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,071 >> FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE 61 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,340 JOB. FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE JOB, FINISH THE JOB 62 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,642 >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW WHAT, I FEEL LIKE 63 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,078 THOSE MIGHT SOUND PRETTY GOOD TOGETHER THAT'S RIGHT 64 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:38,878 THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR A "STATE OF THE UNION REMIX. 65 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,084 * FOLKS FOLKS FINISH THE JO 66 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,153 FOLKS FOLKS FINISH THE JOB FOLKS FOLKS * * FOLKS FOLKS 67 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:53,827 FINISH THE JOB * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, BIDEN HAD 68 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,729 TO DEAL WITH SOME INTERRUPTIONS DURING HIS SPEECH BECAUSE REPUBLICANS SPENT A GOOD BIT OF 69 00:04:55,729 --> 00:05:03,937 THE ADDRESS BOOING AND HECKLING HIM. YEP, THINGS GOT PRETTY WILD. 70 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:07,140 AND ONE OF THE LOUDEST HECKLERS OF THE NIGHT WAS CONGRESSWOMAN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE 71 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,944 HERE SHE IS YELLING AT BIDEN FROM HER SEAT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:14,047 IT WAS A BUSY NIGHT FROM MARJORIE SHE WENT RIGHT FROM THE STATE 73 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:22,555 OF THE UNION TO GETTING HER 102nd DALMATIAN. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,190 OF COURSE, THROUGHOUT THE ADDRESS, VICE PRESIDENT KAMALA HARRIS WAS STANDING AND 75 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:31,531 CHEERING BEHIND BIDEN WHILE KEVIN McCARTHY WASN'T. IT MADE FOR A VERY INTERESTING 76 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,567 PICTURE. CHECK THIS OUT YEAH, LOOK AT THEM 77 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,937 [ LAUGHTER ] KAMALA LOOKS LIKE J.LO AT THE GRAMMYS. 78 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:46,980 KEVIN LOOKS LIKE BEN AFFLECK AT THE GRAMMYS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 79 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:49,949 KAMALA LOOKS LIKE SHE'S GOING TO A FANCY VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER 80 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,453 KEVIN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT A A TEXT THAT SAYS, "WE NEED TO TALK." 81 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:57,924 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE NEXT, KAMALA LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH 82 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:05,331 BONO KEVIN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST MADE EYE CONTACT WITH GEORGE SANTOS 83 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:10,403 [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT, KAMALA LOOKS LIKE SHE'S AT MARDI GRAS. 84 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:15,442 KEVIN LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON THE FLIGHT HOME AFTER MARDI GRAS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 85 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:18,478 NEXT UP, KAMALA LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL 86 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:25,919 KEVIN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT TICKETS ON SOUTHWEST [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:28,421 AND FINALLY, KAMALA LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST SAW THE LATEST JOBS NUMBERS. 88 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:32,325 KEVIN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SAW THE PRICE OF EGGS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 89 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:35,295 THERE YOU HAVE IT. DIFFERENT VIBES THERE. WELL, DID YOU SEE THIS 90 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:37,197 LAST NIGHT A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN AND SECOND 91 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:41,568 GENTLEMAN DOUG EMHOFF GREETED EACH OTHER IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS, THIS IS 92 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,404 IF YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS, THIS IS REAL HERE IT IS 93 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,975 [ LAUGHTER ] 94 00:06:48,975 --> 00:06:57,417 >> Jimmy: JOE WASN'T KIDDING COVID REALLY NO LONGER CONTROLS OUR LIVES. 95 00:06:57,417 --> 00:07:01,021 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE FIRST LINE OF BIDEN'S SPEECH WAS, 96 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:05,625 "THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS COMPLICATED. [ LAUGHTER ] 97 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:08,895 THEN JOE WAS LIKE, "WELL, KAMALA, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET BACK AT THEM." 98 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:17,804 * BECAUSE OF THAT, AFTER BIDEN'S SPEECH, EVERYONE HAD TO SIT 99 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,907 THROUGH A TWO-HOUR RESPECT IN THE WORKPLACE MEETING. [ LAUGHTER ] 100 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,143 IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THEIR FAULT. THEY HAD TO DO IT. I MEAN, IT MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU 101 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:27,447 SEE THE FULL CONTEXT LOOK * 102 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,283 * KISS ME OUT OF THE BEARDED BARLE NIGHTLY BESIDE THE 103 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:36,289 GREEN, GREEN GRASS * * SWING, SWIN SWING THE SPINNING STE 104 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:44,564 YOU WEAR THOSE SHOES AND I WILL WEAR THAT DRESS * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:47,600 >> Jimmy: ANOTHER BIG MOMENT FROM THE NIGHT WAS A TENSE EXCHANGE ON THE HOUSE FLOOR 106 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:55,408 BETWEEN SENATOR MITT ROMNEY AND GEORGE SANTOS. AFTERWARDS, ROMNEY SAID THEY 107 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:59,479 TOLD SANTOS, "YOU DON'T BELONG HERE." THEN SANTOS SAID, "YOU CAN'T 108 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:04,017 TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M THE PRESIDENT. [ LAUGHTER ] 109 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,220 SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL YOU HAVE TO BE TO TURN MITT ROMNEY INTO THE BOUNCER 110 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,522 FROM "ROADHOUSE" [ LAUGHTER ] ALSO, I READ THAT THIS YEAR, AT 111 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:13,526 LEAST 23 MILLION PEOPLE WATCHED THE STATE OF THE UNION THAT'S GOOD, YEAH. 112 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,595 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN FOR DEMOCRACY WHEN THE STATE OF THE UNION GETS AS MANY VIEWS AS THE 113 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,798 TRAILER FOR "MAGIC MIKE'S LAST DANCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,334 EVERYONE, SWITCHING GEARS, EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT LeBRON JAMES MADE 115 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:25,805 NBA HISTORY BY BREAKING KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR'S ALL-TIME SCORING RECORD 116 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:29,042 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GREAT JOB, LeBRON. YEAH, IT TURNS OUT EVERYONE 117 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:33,613 APPLAUDING AT BIDEN'S STATE OF THE UNION WAS JUST SECRETLY WATCHING LeBRON ON THEIR PHONE 118 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:39,919 THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH! [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE SPORTS NEWS. 119 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,554 AARON RODGERS SAID THAT HE WILL MAKE A DECISION ON HIS NFL FUTURE AFTER GOING ON 120 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:46,393 A DARKNESS RETREAT, WHICH WILL CONSIST OF HIM SITTING ALONE IN TOTAL DARKNESS FOR FOUR DAYS 121 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:55,301 IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING WHEN THEY PULL RODGER'S OUT, 'CAUSE IF HE SEES HIS SHADOW, 122 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,805 THAT MEANS SIX MORE SEASONS ON THE PACKERS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 123 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:05,812 SOME BUSINESS NEWS BED BATH AND BEYOND IS STRUGGLE TO STAY IN BUSINESS, AND THEY 124 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:10,283 JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE CLOSING 150 MORE STORES. IT IS BAD. 125 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:14,921 TODAY IN THE MAIL, I GOT A 20% OFF COUPON TO BUY BED BATH AND BEYOND 126 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:20,093 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THANK YOU. 127 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:24,130 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT >> Steve: I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE. 128 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,132 >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, TODAY, POLICE IN NEW ZEALAND SAID THAT THEY FOUND MORE THAN THREE TONS 129 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:29,302 OF COCAINE IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN. SO, NOW WE KNOW WHAT WAS IN 130 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:37,277 THAT SPY BALLOON [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 131 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:41,915 QUEEN LATIFAH IS HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN IS JOINING 132 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,883 US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT STAND-UP FROM 133 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:48,321 ORLANDO LEYBA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STICK AROUND 134 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,958 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH QUEEN LATIFAH. COME ON BACK 135 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:56,596 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> SEVEN - 136 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,499 >> Jimmy: SELFIE SELFIE STICK >> NO. 137 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,067 SEVEN -- >> Jimmy: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH >> -- LAYER 138 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:05,105 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TAKE IT OFF. >> SEVEN 139 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:11,578 >> Jimmy: HALLMARK CARD. >> HALLMARK CARD >> Jimmy: WHAT 140 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:29,062 YES! >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY, GRAMMY, AND GOLDEN 141 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:32,665 GLOBE-WINNING PERFORMER. SHE PRODUCED AND NARRATES THE NEW AUDIBLE SERIES, "UNITY IN 142 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:36,002 THE COMMUNITY. AND SHE STARS IN "THE EQUALIZER," WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS 143 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,973 AT 8:00 P.M. ON CBS AND IS STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 144 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,074 STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME QUEEN LATIFAH! 145 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:58,525 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 146 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:12,672 * >> Jimmy: THAT'S QUEEN LATIFAH RIGHT THERE. 147 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:18,378 COME ON. >> OH, MY GOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 148 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:24,084 ROOTS CREW >> Jimmy: WHO IN THE WORLD IS BETTER THAN YOU? 149 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,119 YOU ARE THE BEST YOU'RE MY FAVORITE I WANT TO GET INTO THIS AND 150 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,621 TALK ABOUT YOU FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES. I WANT TO TALK -- THE GRAMMYS. 151 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:34,794 A TRIBUTE TO HIP HOP 50 YEARS OF HIP HOP. YOU CRUSHED IT 152 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,831 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> OH, THANK YOU THANK YOU. 153 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,466 >> Jimmy: YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE YOU CAME OUT, SMOKE AND 154 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,936 EVERYTHING DID YOU FEEL THE VIBE? >> DID YOU SEE ME SMOKING? 155 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,005 >> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I JUST SAW SMOKE COME OUT WHEN YOU CAME OUT 156 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,341 >> I'M JUST JOKING >> Jimmy: DID YOU FEEL THE VIBE WHEN YOU WERE PERFORMING 157 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,011 COULD YOU SEE WHAT WE SAW AT HOME >> I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SEEING 158 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:55,148 THEM FOR DAYS AFTER DAYS AFTER DAYS >> Jimmy: THEY DID A GREAT JOB, 159 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,450 THE ROOTS. >> THANK GOD, WHO ELSE COULD PULL OFF THAT BUT THE ROOTS 160 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,954 CREW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOBODY COULD DO THAT 161 00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:03,323 >> THANKS, QUEST OH, MY GOD, TARIQ. I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE COULD 162 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,126 PULL THAT OFF. IT WAS AMAZING WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO BE ON STAGE 163 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,629 WITH ALL THESE -- LOOK AT THIS >> IT WAS SO CRAZY OH, MY GOSH. 164 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,266 >> Jimmy: JUST GENERATIONS - >> I MEAN, YOU GOT L YOU GOT PUBLIC ENEMY 165 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,769 YOU KNOW -- THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS STAGE WHO, WITHOUT THEM, I WOULD NOT BE 166 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:20,940 HERE LIKE JUST MELLE MEL, GRANDMASTER FLASH, THE FURIOUS 167 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:25,979 FIVE LIKE, YOU KNOW - * DON'T PUSH ME 168 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,947 CUZ I'M CLOSE -- * COME ON NOW. LIKE, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT 169 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,949 RECORD AND I REMEMBER BEING, LIKE, 15 IN LATIN QUARTERS WATCHING 170 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:35,922 MELLE MEL ON THE STAGE, RHYMING FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT. AND THEN, KRS-ONE TRYING TO GET 171 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,959 THE MIC FROM HIM AND LIKE, THIS IS HIP HOP HISTORY. 172 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,763 LIKE, I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING IF PUBLIC ENEMY DIDN'T TAKE ME OUT ON TOUR. 173 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,599 LIKE, I WAS A BABY ACT ON THEIR TOUR >> Jimmy: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN 174 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,235 YOU WERE ON TOUR - >> I WAS, LIKE, 17, 18 YEARS OLD. 175 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:53,573 I HAD ONE RECORD OUT MAYBE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN >> Jimmy: THAT WERE THEY LIKE? 176 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,875 >> THEY WERE LIKE UNCLES HONESTLY, SOME PEOPLE ARE SELFISH IN THIS BUSINESS, AS WE 177 00:12:55,875 --> 00:13:00,680 KNOW THEY WERE NOT THAT THEY WANTED TO SHARE THE 178 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,483 INFORMATION. TEACH US 'CAUSE THEY KNOW WE DIDN'T KNOW 179 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,052 ANYTHING YOU KNOW, SO, INSTEAD OF LIKE, YOU KNOW, KEEPING IT ALL TO 180 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:11,057 THEMSELVES, THEY SHOWED US HOW TO MOVE AND SHAKE ON THE ROAD. HOW TO KIND OF PREPARE 181 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:14,094 OURSELVES. WHERE TO BE ON THE STAGE HOW TO USE AND HOLD THE MICS 182 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,063 AND HOW TO DO BUSINESS WITH THE PROMOTERS BECAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS TRICKY 183 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:23,470 AND REALLY, LIKE, HELPED US TO LEARN SO THAT WE COULD GROW AND START OUR OWN BUSINESSES 184 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:29,642 BECAUSE WE'RE ALL LITTLE, TINY BUSINESSES, YOU KNOW, AT THE TIME 185 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,979 >> Jimmy: WHO SAID TO YOU SOMETHING LIKE, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD A DRUM SET 186 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:37,083 >> OH, THAT WAS METHOD MAN YO, METHOD REMEMBERS EVERYTHING 187 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,986 HE WAS LIKE, "I REMEMBER SEEING YOU AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN YOU WAS OPENING UP FOR 188 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:46,893 PUBLIC ENEMY, MATTER OF FACT AND YOU HAD A DRUMMER. AND NOBODY ELSE HAD A DRUMMER. 189 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,796 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I HAD A A DRUMMER. >> Jimmy: YOU WANTED THAT LIVE 190 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,898 ELEMENT. >> I WANTED THAT VIBE. I WANTED TO ADD ON TO IT 191 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:55,635 AND NOBODY WAS DOING IT. AND THEN, I TOOK THE FUGEES OUT ON THEIR FIRST TOUR. 192 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,739 FUGEES WENT WAY BEYOND A A DRUMMER. LIKE, THE FUGEES WAS LIKE, 193 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:05,178 "OKAY, WE CAN DO THAT. WATCH THIS." AND THEY REALLY WENT CRAZY 194 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,681 SO, LIKE, WE ALL HAVE SHARED THINGS WITH EACH OTHER THAT HAVE TAKEN THIS HIP HOP THING 195 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:13,586 TO A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL >> Jimmy: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. DID IT REMIND YOU OF WHEN YOU 196 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,089 WON A GRAMMY >> WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, I WASN'T THERE WHEN I WON MY 197 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:21,961 GRAMMY WE WEREN'T EVEN TELEVISED AT THE TIME 198 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,097 >> Jimmy: NO >> SO, I WON MY FIRST GRAMMY FOR "U.N.I.T.Y." 199 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:27,067 FIRST RAP FEMALE SOLO PERFORMANCE. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. 200 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,803 ABSOLUTELY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> BUT EVEN THEN - 201 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,905 >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T TELEVISE IT >> NO. 202 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,673 SO, EVEN THAT SHOWS YOU HOW THE GRAMMYS HAVE EVOLVED BECAUSE RAP WAS NOT EVEN A TELEVISED 203 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:38,678 CATEGORY CAN YOU IMAGINE? LIKE, IT WASN'T EVEN -- NONE OF 204 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:44,084 IT WAS EVEN ON TV. IT WAS LIKE, IS THIS A FAD IS THIS REAL 205 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,287 SHOULD WE MAKE IT A CATEGORY LIKE, WE WERE FIGHTING TO BECOME A CATEGORY. 206 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,256 SO, WE ARE WAY BEYOND A CATEGORY NOW AND YOU CAN SEE HIP HOP HAS 207 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:56,496 INFLUENCED ALL SORTS OF MUSIC. NOT JUST, YOU KNOW, RAP OR R&B BUT IT'S ALL IN POP MUSIC. 208 00:14:56,496 --> 00:15:00,834 IT'S ALL IN COUNTRY MUSIC. IT'S EVERYWHERE NOW. >> Jimmy: YEAH 209 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,702 YOU KNOW, WHAT I THOUGHT WAS FUN, TOO JAY-Z, HE OBVIOUSLY COULD HAVE 210 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,606 GOTTEN ON STAGE. HE COULD'VE RAPPED - >> MAN, JAY WAS HAVING SO MUCH 211 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,509 FUN IN THAT -- DID YOU SEE HIM >> Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE A LITTLE KID. 212 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,045 HE WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU NEVER GET TO SEE HIM LIKE 213 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,581 THAT, BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS JUST BEING COOL HE WAS, LIKE, FANBOYING OUT. 214 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:19,052 I LOVED SEEING THAT. IT JUST MADE YOU SO HAPPY. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, HE'S DOING 215 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,856 WHAT WE'RE ALL DOING." >> YEAH, WE LAUGHED AT THAT AFTERWARDS 216 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,924 LIKE, YO -- HE WAS LIKE, "REMEMBER US IN MARS, THESE LITTLE CLUBS?" 217 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,893 HE WAS THINKING ABOUT ALL -- 'CAUSE WE -- I MEAN, NONE OF US HAD -- WE COME FROM, LIKE, 218 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:32,599 NOTHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND THEN WE GOT THIS MUSIC THAT HAS TAKEN US EVERYWHERE. 219 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:36,269 SO, I THINK HE WAS SEEING HIS FAVORITES OUT THERE TOO. AND IT JUST WAS, LIKE, SO MUCH 220 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,206 FUN. >> Jimmy: I QUICKLY WANT TO MENTION THIS 221 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,943 YOU HAVE A NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL HERE >> THIS IS AMAZING 222 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:47,080 >> Jimmy: "UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY. I LOVE THAT YOU DID THIS 223 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,251 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN IT? IT'S SEVEN EPISODES? >> IT'S A SEVEN-PART SERIES. 224 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:55,955 IT'S SEVEN EPISODES. IT'S AN AUDIBLE ORIGINAL I AM NARRATING IT. 225 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,759 YOU WILL HEAR ME BE THE VOICE OF UNITY LET ME JUST HOLD ON TO THAT FOR 226 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:04,497 A SECOND >> Jimmy: YEAH >> THAT'S JUST SO NICE 227 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,733 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE COME ON, LOOK AT IT. >> LOOK AT THAT. 228 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,668 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU KNOW THE COLORS 229 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,338 THE JOY. IT'S JUST A -- >> Jimmy: COME ON. 230 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,907 >> YOU KNOW, YOU JUST FEEL THE LOVE >> Jimmy: YEAH 231 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:16,943 >> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS -- THIS TELLS SEVEN STORIES OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE WHO 232 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:21,281 SAW SOMETHING THAT NEEDED TO CHANGE AND DECIDED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO BE THAT CHANGE 233 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,316 SO, WHETHER IT WAS DECIDING THAT, "OH, OKAY, I KNOW HOW TO COOK, I HAVE A RESTAURANT, AND 234 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:29,289 PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY AND IT'S COVID. I'M GOING TO FEED PEOPLE." 235 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,092 AND THEY DID THAT. OR WHETHER IT'S SOMEONE WHO IS OF JAPANESE DESCENT AND IS 236 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:39,866 TRYING TO PRESERVE LITTLE TOKYO AND ITS HISTORY. SHE DID THAT, YOU KNOW 237 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,968 WHETHER IT'S SOMEONE NATIVE WHO IS TRYING TO PRESERVE A PARK IN CHICAGO AND THAT CULTURE, THEY 238 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:48,842 DID THAT >> Jimmy: IT'S INSPIRING >> IT'S SO -- IT'S ALL THESE 239 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:51,244 INSPIRING STORIES. AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, JUST READING IT MYSELF, I WAS SO 240 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,879 INSPIRED LISTENING TO IT, READING IT, HEARING THEIR STORIES THAT I THINK YOU'RE 241 00:16:52,879 --> 00:17:04,357 GOING TO LOVE THIS SO, IT'S OUT RIGHT NOW CHECK IT OUT ON AUDIBLE. 242 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:08,328 AND PLEASE JUST -- ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE FEELING GOOD, COOL BUT IF YOU'RE NOT FEELING GOOD 243 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,164 AND YOU WANT TO FEEL GOOD, LISTEN TO THAT >> Jimmy: "UNITY IN THE 244 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:13,733 COMMUNITY" RIGHT THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> YEAH. 245 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,504 WE ARE THE COMMUNITY >> Jimmy: U-N-I-T-Y. >> THAT'S OUR UNITY. 246 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,040 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "THE EQUALIZER." COME ON. 247 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:24,644 >> OKAY. SO, NOW WE SWITCH FROM UNITY TO YOU'RE WANTED WITH ME. 248 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,780 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: NOW WE'RE SWITCHING 249 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:30,417 IT OVER. >> WHO YOU CALLING A WHAT? >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 250 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:35,455 >> OKAY, NOW WE SWITCHING -- >> Jimmy: "EQUALIZER." >> TO DAD'S -- 251 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,524 >> Jimmy: CRUSHING, CRUSHING >> DADDY SAYS HI, BY THE WAY >> Jimmy: HOW IS PA? 252 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,193 HE'S THE BEST. >> YEAH, EVEN POP SAYS HI. >> Jimmy: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 253 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,129 PLEASE GIVE HIM A HUG. >> I SURE WILL >> Jimmy: "EQUALIZER," THE 254 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,498 BIGGEST SHOW EVER. I KNEW IT WHEN IT CAME OUT, I KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE BIG. 255 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,368 AND I'M LIKE, YOU JUST KEEP CRUSHING IT AND CRUSHING IT. BUT IT IS BACK, FEBRUARY 19th, 256 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,136 NEXT SUNDAY. >> YES >> Jimmy: IT IS BACK 257 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:53,073 >> IT IS BACK. >> Jimmy: AND IT'S BIG IT'S ACTION. 258 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:56,276 IT IS FUNNY. IT IS -- IT'S COOL DUDE, YOU DO EVERYTHING. 259 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,378 >> PLEASE TELL THEM AGAIN IT'S BACK SO THEY CAN STOP HOLLERING AT ME. 260 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,315 >> Jimmy: IT'S BACK. IT IS FINALLY BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,017 >> IT IS BACK. >> Jimmy: "THE EQUALIZER" IS BACK 262 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,886 STOP ASKING. >> DON'T CALL ME - >> Jimmy: FEBRUARY 19th. 263 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,888 >> DON'T TWEET ME. DON'T TEXT ME. >> Jimmy: SUNDAY NIGHT, CBS. 264 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,824 >> SUNDAY NIGHT, CBS 8:00, 8:00 >> Jimmy: 8:00 P.M 265 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:13,727 WATCH THAT >> LISTEN, IT'LL BE THERE. PEOPLE ARE STOPPING ME IN THE 266 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:17,030 STREETS ABOUT THIS THIS IS SERIOUS. >> Jimmy: THEY'RE LIKE, "WHEN 267 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,632 IS IT COMING BACK? >> THEY'RE LIKE, "WHERE'S THE SHOW?" 268 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,035 AND "WHAT'S GOING ON?" AND "WHAT'S ALL THIS?" WE WILL BE BACK. 269 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:26,306 "THE EQUALIZER" WILL BE EQUALIZING >> Jimmy: YES, YOU'LL BE 270 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:29,442 EQUALIZING >> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WE'LL BE NETTING SOME MORE 271 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,579 JUSTICE. IT'S GOING TO BE COOL. WE GET INTO SOME STICKY 272 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,081 SITUATIONS ON THIS ONE WHEN WE COME BACK, THERE WILL BE SOME TENSION AMONGST THE 273 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,118 FRIENDS, THE GROUP OF FRIENDS. >> Jimmy: OOH. >> YOU KNOW, MY COWORKER 274 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,254 BUDDIES. THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME ISSUES WITH THE FAMILY, YOU KNOW, WITH 275 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:47,494 ME, MY DAUGHTER, AND YOU KNOW, LAYA, WHO PLAYS MY DAUGHTER. AND AUNT VI, YOU KNOW, 276 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:51,831 LORRAINE TOUSSAINT AND, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, TORY KITTLES WITH HIS HANDSOME 277 00:18:51,831 --> 00:19:00,040 SELF YOU KNOW, DANTE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, HE KNOWS HOW TO 278 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,875 DO IT, RIGHT >> HE KNOWS HOW TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING SOMETHING. 279 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:05,645 >> Jimmy: I LIKE THAT YOU FILM IT HERE. >> YEAH. 280 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,481 WE SHOOT RIGHT HERE. >> Jimmy: NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY >> YEAH. 281 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,450 >> Jimmy: DOES IT WEIRD YOU OUT? >> IT IS -- I FEEL LIKE WHOEVER 282 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,087 DID THE LOCATIONS READ OUR BIO OR SOMETHING ME AND SHAKIM WERE LIKE -- WE 283 00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:18,024 LITERATELY SHOT AT MY HIGH SCHOOL LIKE, WE LOOKED AT THE CALL 284 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:23,063 SHEET AND WAS LIKE, THIS IS IRVINGTON HIGH SCHOOL. SO, WE SHOT IN THE PARKING LOT 285 00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:27,500 WE'RE AT THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL. WHERE MY MOTHER TAUGHT 286 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:34,541 WHERE I SHOT "LATIFAH'S HAD IT UP 2 HERE" VIDEO I MEAN, IT IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW 287 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,443 WHAT I MEAN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE'RE IN BROOKLYN AND PLACES 288 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,780 WHERE I SHOULD NEVER BE AGAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 289 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,316 >> DID THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DON'T NEED TO DO IT AGAIN. 290 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,285 >> Jimmy: YOU DID THAT, YEAH DO YOU FEEL SOMEONE UP THERE IS LOVING YOU 291 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,187 >> I REALLY HONESTLY HAVE AND IT'S KIND OF GAVE ME A LITTLE BIT OF -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE 292 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,688 A CONSTELLATION. I WAS JUST FOLLOWING THE STARS FOR THE FIRST TWO SEASONS. 293 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:56,162 AND HERE WE ARE. SO, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND WATCHING THE SHOW. 294 00:19:56,162 --> 00:20:02,469 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT I LOVE IT. 295 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,971 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S QUEEN LATIFAH IN A NEW EPISODE OF "THE EQUALIZER. 296 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,806 HERE'S QUEEN LATIFAH IN A NEW EPISODE OF "THE EQUALIZER. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 297 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:14,114 A CASE >> NO, ACTUALLY IT'S ABOUT MEL 298 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:17,017 SHE'S BEEN TRAINING DELILAH IN SELF-DEFENSE, ALTHOUGH I EXPRESSLY FORBADE IT 299 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:22,022 >> OUCH. SHOULD HAVE PUT A SHOT OF WHISKEY IN THAT COFFIN 300 00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:27,260 >> I MEAN, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND HELL, SHE'S LIKE MY SISTER 301 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,463 BUT THE FACT THAT SHE WOULD GO BEHIND MY BACK LIKE THAT >> FEELS LIKE A BETRAYAL 302 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:35,068 >> AND I'M TRYING TO MOVE PAST IT >> YOU SURE YOU'RE WILLING TO 303 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:40,507 THROW THAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP AWAY BECAUSE OF ONE MISTAKE? >> IT'S NOT A MISTAKE. 304 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:47,380 THIS IS MY DAUGHTER. >> HOLD OUT. YOU KNOW, A WISE WOMAN ONCE 305 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,284 TOLD ME THAT THE ONLY PERSON YOU HURT BY HOLDING A GRUDGE IS YOURSELF 306 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:58,425 >> I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR FATHER THAT'S DIFFERENT 307 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,261 >> Jimmy: COME ON. QUEEN LATIFAH. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 308 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:05,532 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE EQUALIZER" IS BACK SUNDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON CBS, STREAMING 309 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,368 ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. AND ALL EPISODES OF "UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY" ARE AVAILABLE 310 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:14,207 EXCLUSIVELY ON AUDIBLE QUEEN LATIFAH AND I ARE DOING "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE" AFTER 311 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:19,145 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 312 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:28,788 * >> Jimmy: NUMBER ONE MOVIE, DON'T CARE 313 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,725 BUT IF YOU'RE A CARD IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY, YOU'VE FINALLY MADE IT? 314 00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:33,560 >> YOU KNOW, WHENEVER THESE KIND OF POP CULTURE THINGS HAPPEN, IT'S VERY ODD. 315 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,330 LIKE, MY MOM'LL CALL AND BE LIKE, "YOU'RE ON 'WHEEL OF FORTUNE.'" 316 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:53,113 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M LIKE, "GREAT, MOM. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 317 00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:57,517 EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH QUEEN LATIFAH. 318 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:06,059 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. >> WOW 319 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:08,828 >> Jimmy: WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE." HERE WE GO 320 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:13,066 >> WHISPER CHALLENGE >> Jimmy: OH, WOW. HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 321 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,101 ONE PERSON PUTS ON THESE HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. 322 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,936 AND THEN THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP A CARD, READS THE RANDOM PHRASE ON THAT CARD, AND THE 323 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,072 PERSON WEARING THE HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY AND GUESS WHAT THEY JUST SAID. 324 00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:24,210 QUEEN LATIFAH, YOU'RE MY GUEST PLEASE PUT ON THESE HEADPHONES FIRST. 325 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,114 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE SOUNDPROOF WHERE'S YOUR LEFT? 326 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,216 >> I SEE YOU I HAVE A PAIR OF THOSE THEY REALLY ARE NOISE 327 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,218 CANCELLING >> Jimmy: RIGHT? YOU CAN DO THIS AT HOME. 328 00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:35,955 DO I HAVE IT RIGHT YEAH, LEFT OKAY, READY? 329 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,726 I'M GOING TO PUT ON SOME JAMS. ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN'T HEAR NOTHING 330 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:44,330 >> HOW AM I SUPPOSED CONCENTRATE WITH THAT ON >> Jimmy: OKAY 331 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,099 HERE WE GO PERFECT. ALL RIGHT. 332 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,867 READY? [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST MAKE YOU LAUGH JUST BY 333 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:58,611 LOOKING AT YOU HALLMARK CARD. >> HALLMARK CARD 334 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,580 >> Jimmy: WHAT YES! [ DINGS 335 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:04,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: THAT'S -- THAT'S 336 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:09,789 CALLED CHEMISTRY YOU CAN'T BUY THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,359 >> OH, MY GOD. >> Jimmy: HALLMARK CARD. HOW DID YOU GET THAT 338 00:23:12,359 --> 00:23:14,160 WOW. THAT'S FANTASTIC >> I HOPE I'M AS GOOD AS YOU 339 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,396 ARE. >> Jimmy: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE GREAT AT THIS. 340 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,199 I CAN'T BELIEVE -- THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED >> THAT'S A LOT OF TIME IN A 341 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:22,802 A CLUB WHEN YOU CAN'T HEAR [ LAUGHTER ] GOT TO GET THAT NUMBER 342 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:29,242 SO, DO I TAKE THIS ONE OKAY HE'S JAMMING 343 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,212 HE'S JAMMING HE'S ROCKING OH, THIS IS HARD 344 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:38,084 SEVEN LAYER DIP. >> Jimmy: CELL PHONE >> SEVEN - 345 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:43,256 >> Jimmy: SELFIE >> NO. >> Jimmy: SELFIE STICK 346 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:47,293 >> SEVEN - >> Jimmy: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH >> -- LAYER 347 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:51,231 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: TAKE IT OFF. >> SEVEN LAYER DIP 348 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:54,267 >> Jimmy: CAFE LEVEL UP. LEVEL UP NEXT LEVEL 349 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,103 >> SEVEN LAYER DIP >> Jimmy: YOU DOWN UP. YOU DOWN UP. 350 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:01,041 YOU JUMP JUMP AROUND. >> SEVEN 351 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:05,345 >> Jimmy: NEVER. [ LAUGHTER ] NEVER. 352 00:24:05,345 --> 00:24:07,681 >> SEVEN LAYER. >> Jimmy: LEATHER. 353 00:24:07,681 --> 00:24:13,453 LEATHER. >> LAYER >> Jimmy: SLEEP NAPPIE 354 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:17,791 OH, YOU WAKE UP. >> LAYER >> Jimmy: YOU WAKE UP. 355 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:20,060 >> THROW YOUR HANDS. SOUNDS LIKE AIR. >> Jimmy: HAIR 356 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:23,129 >> LAYER THIS IS NOT WORKING. SEVEN -- 357 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:31,938 >> Jimmy: STEFAN >> WAIT, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX -- 358 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,740 >> Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN SEVEN! 359 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,709 >> SEVEN LAYER DIP >> Jimmy: SEVEN. >> LAYER DIP 360 00:24:35,709 --> 00:24:38,244 >> Jimmy: SEVEN LETTER UP. >> SEVEN LAYER DIP >> Jimmy: SEVEN EAT IT UP. 361 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:42,415 >> SEVEN LAYER DIP >> Jimmy: WHAT IS IT >> SEVEN LAYER DIP 362 00:24:42,415 --> 00:24:44,551 >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH, COME ON [ SAD TUBA ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 363 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:49,122 OF COURSE. WHAT OTHER TIME OF THE YEAR DO YOU TALK ABOUT SEVEN LAYER DIP 364 00:24:49,122 --> 00:24:52,225 I DON'T DO SEVEN LAYER DIP TOO MANY LAYERS FOR ME SIX TOO MANY LAYERS FOR ME 365 00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:54,594 >> IT'S SO GOOD, TOO >> Jimmy: YOU DO ONE LAYER AND I'M GOOD 366 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:58,932 SEVEN LAYER DIP. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE 367 00:24:58,932 --> 00:25:01,034 >> THIS IS HARD. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS A HORRIBLE ONE. 368 00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:02,836 I'M SORRY. >> THIS IS A HARD ONE. >> Jimmy: HALLMARK CARD WAS 369 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,505 EASY ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. SORRY. 370 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:09,442 >> OH, SNAP. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, READY >> OKAY. 371 00:25:09,442 --> 00:25:12,912 LET ME GO BACK IN THE CLUB HEY, HEY I'M NEVER GOING TO GET IT. 372 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:22,422 I KNOW IT. I CAN TELL >> Jimmy: SWEDISH FISH 373 00:25:22,422 --> 00:25:26,092 >> SWISHER FISH. [ LAUGHTER ] SWEDISH FISH 374 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:29,129 >> Jimmy: YES! [ DINGS * 375 00:25:29,129 --> 00:25:38,805 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> WHAT? WHAT 376 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,073 WHAT >> Jimmy: HOW DID -- I'VE NEVER -- 377 00:25:40,073 --> 00:25:42,142 >> HOW DID THEY KNOW >> Jimmy: IN MY LIFE, I'VE NEVER -- IN MY LIFE. 378 00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:44,110 >> ARE YOU SERIOUS >> Jimmy: I ALMOST WANT TO STOP HERE 379 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,380 DO I HAVE TO GO AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS THE BEST ANYONE'S EVER 380 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,582 DONE >> THAT IS CRAZY >> Jimmy: I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE 381 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:55,155 NEVER GOING TO GET SWEDISH FISH." >> I LOVE SWEDISH FISH 382 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:57,257 >> Jimmy: ME TOO I LOVE SWEDISH FISH. OH, MY GOD 383 00:25:57,257 --> 00:25:59,225 >> I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S A A SWISHER FISH?" >> Jimmy: SWISHER FISH 384 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,161 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. 385 00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:04,030 >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT, DANA, DO A GOOD JOB UNIFY THIS 386 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,932 THIS IS ME >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOU, I THINK. THAT'S IT. 387 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:17,410 >> U-N-I-T-Y >> Jimmy: U-N-I-T-Y! [ DINGS 388 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:25,552 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * QUEEN LATIFAH. 389 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:28,188 "UNITY IN THE COMMUNITY" IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON AUDIBLE. 390 00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:32,692 AND "THE EQUALIZER" AIRS SUNDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. ON CBS AND STREAMING ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. 391 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:36,730 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 392 00:26:36,730 --> 00:27:00,253 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 393 00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:03,323 OSCAR NOMINATED WRITER AND DIRECTOR WHOSE FILMS HAVE MADE $3.5 BILLION WORLDWIDE 394 00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:06,860 WOW. HIS LATEST FILM, "KNOCK AT THE CABIN," IS IN THEATERS RIGHT 395 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:11,464 NOW. PLEASE WELCOME M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN 396 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:31,751 * * >> Jimmy: NIGHT! 397 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:34,354 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NIGHT, WELCOME BACK. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 398 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:36,189 I APPRECIATE THIS. >> MAN, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 399 00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,625 >> Jimmy: I WAS SO HAPPY TO MEET YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE BACKSTAGE. 400 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,261 YOU WERE TELLING ME YOU GUYS WENT ON A VACATION AND I DON'T SEE YOU AS KIND OF 401 00:27:41,261 --> 00:27:46,299 FANBOYING OUT OR FREAKING OUT. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU MET SOMEONE AND 402 00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:49,202 YOU KIND OF FREAKED OUT A LITTLE BIT >> YEAH, I MEAN, GENERALLY 403 00:27:49,202 --> 00:27:51,604 SPEAKING, YOU KNOW, KIND OF, YOU KNOW I'VE MET SO MANY WONDERFUL PEOPLE, SOME OF THEM 404 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:53,973 CELEBRITIES AND FAMOUS PEOPLE. AND KIND OF, YOU KNOW, FOR ME, THE THING THAT'S MOST IMPORTANT 405 00:27:53,973 --> 00:28:00,847 IS KIND OF YOUR -- THE THING THAT YOUR SACRED -- THE THING THAT YOU CONSIDER 406 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,049 SACRED, THE THING YOU'RE CONNECTING TO AS AN ARTIST, THAT YOU KEEP THAT PRECIOUS. 407 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:05,752 THAT'S THE THING YOU PROTECT AS A MUSICIAN, OR AN ARTIST, OR A A PAINTER, WHATEVER IT IS. 408 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:09,022 AND SO, THAT'S HOW I JUDGE, YOU KNOW, FOR MYSELF HOW MUCH I'M AUTHENTIC. 409 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:19,332 AND SO NOT OFTEN DO I SEE SOMEONE THAT I'M LIKE -- I'M LIKE, SPEECHLESS 410 00:28:19,332 --> 00:28:21,401 AND WE WERE ON VACATION. AND I GOT UP FROM THE TABLE AND WENT DOWN THE HALL AND 411 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:25,305 PAUL McCARTNEY BUMPED INTO ME IN THE HALLWAY AND I'M LIKE, "HI, SIR 412 00:28:25,305 --> 00:28:27,774 I'M -- I'M A --" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M -- I'M NEVER LIKE THIS, AND 413 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:29,609 I'M LIKE, "HI, SIR I'M, YOU KNW, I'M M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN, I'M 414 00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:43,923 A FILMMAKER. I'M A BIG FAN. AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, WOW, YOU 415 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:46,426 TELL STORIES YOU'RE GREAT." AND THEN HE WAS SO GRACIOUS AND 416 00:28:46,426 --> 00:28:48,128 SO BEAUTIFUL AND WE SAT THERE IN THE HALL AND WE TALKED FOREVER IN THIS 417 00:28:48,128 --> 00:28:50,196 HALLWAY. AND HE WAS ASKING ME EVERYTHING ABOUT FILMMAKING AND WHY AND 418 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:52,298 HOW AND WHAT -- YOU KNOW, HOW DO I TELL STORIES. AND THEN HIS GRANDKIDS KEPT 419 00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,534 COMING UP, AND THEY WERE LIKE, YOU KNOW, "GRANDPA, WHERE ARE YOU?" YOU KNOW 420 00:28:54,534 --> 00:28:57,337 AND HE WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT FILMMAKER. 421 00:28:57,337 --> 00:28:59,472 HE WAS INTRODUCING ME TO HIS GRANDKIDS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 422 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:01,374 >> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL >> Jimmy: DO YOU GET THAT 423 00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,677 EXCITED IN GENERAL IN LIFE I MEAN, YOU'RE ALWAYS VERY CHILL WHEN I MEET YOU. 424 00:29:03,677 --> 00:29:06,146 >> NO, I - >> Jimmy: ARE YOU WRITING ANOTHER SCRIPT OR SOMETHING 425 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:08,014 LIKE THAT? >> I AM. THIS MORNING -- I AM 426 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,016 I'M WRITING A NEW SCRIPT I WOULDN'T COME HERE UNTIL I GOT MY FOUR PAGES DONE 427 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:12,218 AND I -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 428 00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:14,487 >> YEAH, AND I GOT MY FOUR PAGES DONE I WAS STUCK AROUND THREE PAGES 429 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:18,224 AND I WAS LIKE, "UH-OH, I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE THE SHOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 430 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,759 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL ON ME? >> "DUDE, I WON'T DO IT. 431 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:23,229 I WON'T COME I WON'T COME." >> Jimmy: "NOT COMING ON 432 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,765 'FALLON' TONIGHT." BUT YOU HAVE THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE RIGHT NOW. 433 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:28,568 YOU KNOCKED OUT "AVATAR. >> AW, THANKS. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. 434 00:29:28,568 --> 00:29:32,339 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT TO CELEBRATE >> I -- THANK YOU. 435 00:29:32,339 --> 00:29:34,040 >> Jimmy: "KNOCK AT THE CABIN" - YOU DON'T -- YOU'RE NOT -- YOU 436 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,809 DON'T CELEBRATE? >> YOU KNOW, LOOK, I'LL CELEBRATE THE EAGLES ON SUNDAY 437 00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:39,446 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THIS IS A VERY YOUNG NIGHT 438 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:43,516 RIGHT HERE WITH YOUR DAD AND A A CAMERA [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 439 00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:46,453 THAT'S A GOOD PHOTO. >> THAT SOFA USED TO HAVE PLASTIC ON IT, YOU KNOW? 440 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:49,823 THE PARENTS USUALLY KEEP PLASTIC ON IT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OF 441 00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:54,294 COURSE >> SO THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A REAL SPECIAL OCCASION THEY 442 00:29:54,294 --> 00:30:00,000 TOOK THE PLASTIC OFF [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: JUST FOR THE PHOTO 443 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,804 >> YEAH, FOR THE PHOTO >> Jimmy: AND AFTER THE PHOTO, PUT THE PLASTIC BACK ON. 444 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:07,307 >> MY DAD IS AT HOME I'M GONNA HAVE HIM WATCH THIS. AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU 445 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:10,110 KNOW, NOW HE'S VERY, VERY OLD. HE'S HAD SOME STROKES. AND, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO BE SO 446 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,245 EXCITED ABOUT ME BEING FAMOUS AND SUCCESSFUL AND NOW IT'S JUST HIS KID WHEN 447 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:14,314 I COME OVER. LIKE, I THINK HE FORGETS ALL OF THIS 448 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,983 >> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? >> IT'S KIND OF BEAUTIFUL. >> Jimmy: AW, AND HE'S JUST 449 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,319 LIKE, "YEAH, MY SON'S HERE." >> "YEAH, MY SON'S HERE," YEAH >> Jimmy: AND HOW ARE YOUR 450 00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,588 KIDS >> THEY'RE AMAZING MY DAUGHTERS ARE OLDER AND 451 00:30:21,588 --> 00:30:23,423 ARTISTS. AND ONE OF THEM IS IN IRELAND, SHE'S A FILMMAKER. 452 00:30:23,423 --> 00:30:26,159 SHE'S GONNA START HER -- DO HER FIRST FILM >> Jimmy: WHAT 453 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,894 >> YEAH. AMAZING. AND THE OLDEST ONE IS AN 454 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,096 INCREDIBLE MUSICIAN. AND THEY'RE -- THEY'RE TOURING AND, JUST, YOU KNOW, AMAZING, 455 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:33,299 YEAH >> Jimmy: THIS IS COOL GOOD, I'M HAPPY. 456 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:35,268 YOU -- WE WERE - >> THANK YOU GUYS. >> Jimmy: WE WERE TALKING 457 00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,103 BACKSTAGE. YOU WERE PLAYING -- YOU SAID YOU WERE PLAYING CARDS AGAINST 458 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,639 HUMANITY >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHICH I LOVE 459 00:30:39,639 --> 00:30:42,308 WE KNOW THAT GAME IS A GREAT GAME AND THIS CARD CAME UP. 460 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,344 "IN M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN'S NEW MOVIE, BRUCE WILLIS DISCOVERS THAT 'BLANK' HAS REALLY BEEN 461 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:50,250 'BLANK' ALL ALONG. [ LAUGHTER ] SAID THIS IS ONE OF THE HONORS 462 00:30:50,250 --> 00:31:00,326 IN YOUR LIFE >> WELL -- [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,795 >> Jimmy: THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE? 464 00:31:01,795 --> 00:31:04,097 NOT NUMBER ONE MOVIE, DON'T CARE BUT IF YOU'RE A CARD IN CARDS 465 00:31:04,097 --> 00:31:05,932 AGAINST HUMANITY, YOU'VE FINALLY MADE IT? >> YOU KNOW, WHENEVER THESE 466 00:31:05,932 --> 00:31:08,201 KIND OF POP CULTURE THINGS HAPPEN, IT'S VERY ODD. LIKE, MY MOM'LL CALL AND BE 467 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:11,404 LIKE, "YOU'RE ON 'WHEEL OF FORTUNE.'" [ LAUGHTER ] 468 00:31:11,404 --> 00:31:15,742 AND I'M LIKE, "GREAT, MOM. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU, MOM. 469 00:31:15,742 --> 00:31:18,411 THAT'S AWESOME >> SHE GETS REAL EXCITED WE WERE AT MY IN-LAWS' HOUSE 470 00:31:18,411 --> 00:31:24,384 AND SHE, MY SISTER-IN-LAW PICKED -- WE'RE PLAYING CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY 471 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:27,087 WE'VE ALL BEEN DRINKING. AND THEN SHE PICKS A CARD AND SHE STARTS SCREAMING 472 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:29,989 >> Jimmy: YEAH >> "OH, MY GOD." AND I'M LIKE, "OKAY, ALL 473 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,858 RIGHT. "IT'S YOU, IT'S YOU. AND THEN SO I WAS LIKE, "LET'S 474 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:34,227 PLAY THE GAME. LET'S KEEP PLAYING THE GAME. I'M VERY COMPETITIVE 475 00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:36,296 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SO I WAS LIKE, "LET'S PLAY THE GAME." 476 00:31:36,296 --> 00:31:38,098 THEN WE PLAY AND I GIVE A VERY FUNNY ANSWER, LIKE, EMPIRICALLY THE FUNNIEST 477 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:41,101 ANSWER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST THE FUNNIEST ANSWER. 478 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,303 >> Jimmy: OF COURSE. >> AND SHE DID NOT PICK ME SHE PICKED HER HUSBAND 479 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:45,505 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN'T -- [ AUDIENCE AWS ] >> I DIDN'T EVEN WIN THAT 480 00:31:45,505 --> 00:31:46,906 ROUND. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN'T LET IT ALL GO TO YOUR HEAD. 481 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,376 YEAH, EXACTLY. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: EVERYONE'S GOTTA KEEP 482 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:51,244 YOU HUMBLE COME ON. LET'S TALK ABOUT "KNOCK AT THE 483 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:53,780 CABIN. >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT OPENED FRIDAY, 484 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:55,382 NUMBER ONE AT THE BOX OFFICE THIS WEEKEND YOU RECENTLY SAID THIS MIGHT BE 485 00:31:55,382 --> 00:32:02,589 YOUR BEST FILM CAN YOU SET UP WHAT IT'S ABOUT >> WELL, "KNOCK" IS BASED ON A 486 00:32:02,589 --> 00:32:04,557 A BOOK AND IT'S A ABOUT A FAMILY THAT GOES ON VACATION INTO A CABIN 487 00:32:04,557 --> 00:32:10,130 IN THE WOODS AND FOUR STRANGERS COME WITH WEAPONS. 488 00:32:10,130 --> 00:32:13,400 THEY'RE VERY MENACING. AND THEY BREAK IN. AND THEY TELL THIS FAMILY THAT 489 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,737 THEY'VE HAD VISIONS OF THE END OF THE WORLD AND THE WORLD IS GONNA COME TO 490 00:32:17,737 --> 00:32:19,472 AN END, AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS IF ONE OF THESE THREE FAMILY MEMBERS CHOOSES TO 491 00:32:19,472 --> 00:32:21,207 KILL ONE OF THE OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS. AND IF NOT, THE WORLD COMES TO 492 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:26,246 AN END >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU THINK OF THESE CRAZY IDEAS? 493 00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:31,251 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, WHAT -- WHAT -- BUT, YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY, 494 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:36,589 A FRIENDLY GUY [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS KID 495 00:32:36,589 --> 00:32:39,793 HE'S HANGING OUT HE'S PLAYING WITH CAMERAS. [ LAUGHTER ] 496 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:41,628 AND THEN HE'S DOING THIS LIKE, "YOU'VE GOTTA KILL ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS" 497 00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,997 I MEAN, OH, MY GOSH. >> WELL, YOU KNOW, I - >> Jimmy: YOU JUST LIKE 498 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:46,933 STORY-TELLING. >> WELL, I DO. THIS ONE CAME FROM A BOOK THAT 499 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:50,570 WAS SUBMITTED TO ME. BUT THE NEXT THREE MOVIES, LIKE, I KNOW THE NEXT THREE 500 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:54,341 MOVIES IN MY HEAD. AND IT'S VERY -- IT'S A VERY PRECIOUS THING 501 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:57,143 I DON'T REALLY - YOU KNOW, I'M VERY SCARED THAT I'M GOING TO STOP COMING UP 502 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,412 WITH IDEAS AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING "SIGNS" THE OTHER DAY, WHICH WE 503 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:04,050 HAD A 20th ANNIVERSARY AND FOR A CHARITY THING WE DID, WE SCREENED "SIGNS," WHICH IS 504 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:07,520 20 YEARS OLD >> Jimmy: IS IT 20 YEARS OLD >> 20 YEARS OLD. 505 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,056 AND I WAS WATCHING MYSELF ON SCREEN, BUT ALSO REMEMBERING WHEN I WROTE IT AND THE IDEAS 506 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:13,526 THAT CAME UP, WITH IT. AND I WAS JUST HOW, YOU'RE NOT GUARANTEED THAT FOR 20 YEARS 507 00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:15,061 YOU'RE GOING TO COME UP WITH IDEAS. AND SO I JUST KIND OF HOARD THE 508 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:18,865 IDEAS. I'M SCARED, YOU KNOW, THAT I'M GONNA ONE DAY WAKE UP AND 509 00:33:18,865 --> 00:33:25,805 NOT -- NOT BE INSPIRED >> Jimmy: YOU WILL NEVER EVER RUN OUT OF IDEAS 510 00:33:25,805 --> 00:33:29,743 YOUR M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN. COME ON, BUDDY YOU'RE THE BEST. 511 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:31,578 YOU CAN'T RUN OUT OF IDEAS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVER 512 00:33:31,578 --> 00:33:33,913 IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM "KNOCK AT THE CABIN." 513 00:33:33,913 --> 00:33:35,915 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP FROM "KNOCK AT THE CABIN." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 514 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,086 EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED TODAY, EVERYTHING WE'VE SEEN, DO YOU 515 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:49,329 REALLY THINK IT'S ALL JUST A A COINCIDENCE? >> YES 516 00:33:49,329 --> 00:33:55,635 I THINK IT'S ALL COINCIDENCE SOME HORRIBLE, UNEXPLAINABLE COINCIDENCE. 517 00:33:55,635 --> 00:34:00,240 OR IT HAS TO BE A TRICK. I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT >> YOU ALREADY DON'T BELIEVE 518 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:07,080 THAT >> Jimmy: OOH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 519 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,884 M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN "KNOCK AT THE CABIN" IS IN THEATERS NOW 520 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:12,952 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE STANDUP FROM ORLANDO LEYBA 521 00:34:12,952 --> 00:34:36,409 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 522 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:44,384 >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE SEEN AT THE LAS VEGAS COMEDY CELLAR FEBRUARY 27th THROUGH 523 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:46,953 MARCH 3rd. PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY ORLANDO LEYBA. 524 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:53,793 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> OH, WOW 525 00:34:53,793 --> 00:34:57,297 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. SETTLE DOWN. 526 00:34:57,297 --> 00:35:01,334 THANK YOU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M HAPPY -- I'M HAPPY TO BE 527 00:35:01,334 --> 00:35:03,603 HERE, AND NOT AT HOME WATCHING "YELLOWSTONE." ALL RIGHT. 528 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:09,909 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH I'M TIRED OF FEELING LIKE LESS 529 00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:16,049 OF A MAN EVERY TIME THAT I WATCH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 530 00:35:16,049 --> 00:35:18,385 EVERY TIME I WATCH FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW, "YELLOWSTONE" IS A TV SHOW 531 00:35:18,385 --> 00:35:20,787 ABOUT A CATTLE RANCH BY "THE BODYGUARD" HIMSELF, KEVIN COSTNER. 532 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:23,056 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] A MAN WHO DOESN'T WANT OUTSIDERS MOVING IN, BUYING UP 533 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:25,225 THE LAND, AND TURNING IT INTO A WHOLE FOODS. THAT'S THE PLOT, I THINK 534 00:35:25,225 --> 00:35:26,960 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT? STREAMING NOW ON PEACOCK 535 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,397 [ LAUGHTER ] THE ACTING IS GREAT. BUT THE VISUALS OF 536 00:35:30,397 --> 00:35:39,372 "YELLOWSTONE" ARE AMAZING. I'M IN LOVE WITH YELLOWSTONE SO IMAGINE MY EXCITEMENT WHEN 537 00:35:39,372 --> 00:35:45,545 MY BUDDY ERIC LADD INVITED ME TO HIS WEDDING WHERE? 538 00:35:45,545 --> 00:35:48,481 IN YELLOWSTONE "ARE YOU COMING? "OH, I'M THERE 539 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,284 I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THE SECOND I LANDED, GUYS, THE 540 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:58,425 SECOND I LANDED, I GOT IT. THIS PLACE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, SO MAJESTIC 541 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:00,660 "IS THIS NARNIA?" I ASKED THE LOCALS [ LAUGHTER ] 542 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:05,432 I -- I UNDERSTOOD KEVIN COSTNER. SHOOT, I BECAME KEVIN COSTNER. 543 00:36:05,432 --> 00:36:13,673 [ LAUGHTER ] BY THE THIRD DAY, I WAS TELLING PEOPLE TO GET OFF MY LAND. 544 00:36:13,673 --> 00:36:16,309 [ LAUGHTER ] SURE, IT WAS AT THE HOTEL COURTYARD, BUT THAT'S THE WAY 545 00:36:16,309 --> 00:36:27,387 THAT I FELT. [ LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T STOP SAYING, "GO ON, 546 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:32,392 GET," LIKE MY BUDDY, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER ] "GO ON, GET. 547 00:36:32,392 --> 00:36:34,661 GO ON -- GO ON, GET! [ LAUGHTER ] "YOU GO ON, GET, FROM THAT 548 00:36:34,661 --> 00:36:37,163 CUCUMBER WATER GO ON, GET." [ LAUGHTER ] 549 00:36:37,163 --> 00:36:42,335 "YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF OUR MINERALS, SIR. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH. 550 00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:45,238 I DROVE OUT THERE. I GOT TO MEET REAL COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS, GOOD PEOPLE WORKING 551 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:49,642 THE LAND, RIDING HORSES, FEEDING AMERICA. I GOT TO MET THOSE PEOPLE AND 552 00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:54,647 THEY GOT TO MEET ME. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 553 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:57,617 WITH MY COFFEE HOUSE VIBES, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:36:57,617 --> 00:37:01,521 I INTRODUCED MYSELF. "HELLO, GUYS MY NAME IS ORLANDO 555 00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:03,757 MY PRONOUNS ARE HE AND HIM." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "I HAVE AN EXTRA ICED MATCHA 556 00:37:03,757 --> 00:37:08,495 LATTE MADE WITH RICE MILK. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S LESS AGGRESSIVE ON YOUR 557 00:37:08,495 --> 00:37:10,296 TUMMY. ANY TAKERS ANY TAKERS?" 558 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:13,266 THERE WERE NO TAKERS [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I WAS SO IMPRESSED BY THESE 559 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:19,839 PEOPLE, AND THEY WERE SO READY FOR ME TO GET OFF THEIR LAND [ LAUGHTER ] 560 00:37:19,839 --> 00:37:23,043 SO, I DROVE. I DROVE INTO YELLOWSTONE, AND I SAW NATURE 561 00:37:23,043 --> 00:37:27,280 I'M A CITY GUY AND I SAW NATURE I SAW ELKS, THE REAL ONES WITH 562 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:30,617 THE COAT RACKS, I SAW THEM [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW BEARS DOING BEAR STUFF 563 00:37:30,617 --> 00:37:35,522 LIKE --- THEY WAVED AT ME. THEY WAVED FOR REAL. I SAW BISONS 564 00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:42,495 THOSE ARE REAL [ LAUGHTER ] I THOUGHT BISONS WERE MADE UP 565 00:37:42,495 --> 00:37:45,298 LIKE UNICORNS, BUT - THERE HE WAS, A BISON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD LOOKING LIKE 566 00:37:45,298 --> 00:37:50,236 A BOUGIE COW MOO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 567 00:37:50,236 --> 00:38:00,680 I KNOW I SEE YOU, BOUGIE COW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 568 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,016 PEOPLE HONKED AT IT. AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU DON'T DO THAT. 569 00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:04,751 YOU DON'T -- YOU DON'T HONK AT A DINOSAUR." [ LAUGHTER ] 570 00:38:04,751 --> 00:38:08,254 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, DROVE AROUND IT WITH EASE THANKS TO MY RENTED FORD F-150 571 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:17,330 [ LAUGHTER ] I ONLY SAY THAT IN HOPES OF GETTING FORD TO GIVE ME A FREE 572 00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:32,145 FULLY LOADED F-150 TRUCK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I DROVE DEEPER INTO YELLOWSTONE 573 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:34,948 BECAUSE I HAD TO GO SEE OLD FAITHFUL FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW, OLD 574 00:38:34,948 --> 00:38:37,784 FAITHFUL IS A THERMAL GEYSER THAT SHOOTS WATER AND STEAM INTO THE AIR FROM THE MIDDLE OF 575 00:38:37,784 --> 00:38:44,891 THE EARTH, "ALLEGEDLY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY CALL IT OLD FAITHFUL 576 00:38:44,891 --> 00:38:47,293 BECAUSE IT WILL ALWAYS GO OFF RIGHT ON TIME, PLUS OR MINUS TEN MINUTES. 577 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:51,464 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN I GOT THERE, THIS PLACED WAS PACKED 578 00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:54,134 IT WAS PACKED WITH PEOPLE. THEY BUILT A WHOLE VISITING CENTER 579 00:38:54,134 --> 00:38:57,771 I COULD TELL THAT SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, BUT I WAS WAY IN THE BACK. 580 00:38:57,771 --> 00:38:59,572 AND I SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO MISS OLD FAITHFUL. SO, I SHIMMIED MY WAY TO THE 581 00:38:59,572 --> 00:39:02,409 PART "EXCUSE ME, PARDON ME, EXCUSE ME 582 00:39:02,409 --> 00:39:05,745 'GO ON, GET,' LADY EXCUSE ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 583 00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:10,350 AND OLD FAITHFUL DID NOT LET US DOWN DID NOT LET US DOWN. 584 00:39:10,350 --> 00:39:16,356 IT WENT RIGHT OFF ON TIME, PLUS TEN MINUTES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 585 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:22,429 AND WHEN IT WENT OFF, IT SHOT SO HIGH INTO THE SKY, I HAD TO TAKE A STEP BACK 586 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:26,433 AND I WAS LIKE, "BY GOD. IT REMINDED ME OF ME IN MY 20s YEAH 587 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:30,937 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT ME ANYMORE. 588 00:39:30,937 --> 00:39:35,041 UNDERSTAND THAT. THAT'S NOT ME ANYMORE. I'M MORE LIKE OLD DEPENDABLE 589 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:39,446 OR OLD MAYBE LATER, PLUS OR MINUS TEN DAYS [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 590 00:39:39,446 --> 00:39:43,383 ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO "GO ON, GET," NOW [ LAUGHTER ] 591 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:52,459 I'M ORLANDO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 592 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:57,263 I'M ORLANDO LEYBA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 593 00:39:57,263 --> 00:39:59,599 >> Jimmy: ORLANDO LEYBA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, FANTASTIC, BUDDY 594 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:04,771 HE'LL BE AT THE LAS VEGAS COMEDY CELLAR FEBRUARY 27th THROUGH MARCH 3rd. 595 00:40:04,771 --> 00:40:25,558 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 596 00:40:25,558 --> 00:40:31,431 QUEEN LATIFAH, M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN ORLANDO LEYBA ONCE AGAIN 597 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:34,067 FANTASTIC, BUDDY THANKS FOR COMING BACK >> THANK YOU, MAN. 598 00:40:34,067 --> 00:40:36,403 >> Jimmy: ANY TIME AND OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, 599 00:40:36,403 --> 00:40:39,706 PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 600 00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:42,075 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY