>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ELIZABETH BANKS,
KELSEY GRAMMER CHEF JORDAN ANDINO AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW >> Questlove: 1798 >> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
YES! I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF
THANK YOU. WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
"THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME, TOO.
GUYS, I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ON WINNING THE SUPER BOWL
THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. >> Jimmy: SORRY.
SORRY -- SORRY, ROOTS. TARIQ IS REALLY LAUGHING IT UP TONIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH THE FINAL SCORE WAS CHIEFS, 38,
EAGLES, 35 PEOPLE WHO CALLED OUT SICK TO WORK, 19 MILLION
>> Steve: OH >> Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT TODAY, A RECORD 19 MILLION AMERICANS WERE EXPECTED TO MISS
WORK YEP. WE ALL WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND
CHUGGED GATORADE AS IF WE ACTUALLY PLAYED IN THE GAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT PATRICK MAHOMES WON THE SUPER BOWL ON AN INJURED ANKLE,
BUT FANS CAN'T SHOW UP TO WORK BECAUSE THEY DRANK TOO MUCH WHITE CLAW
[ LAUGHTER ] 19 -- 19 MILLION PEOPLE MISSED WORK
APPARENTLY, SOME OF THEM USED A SPECIAL EXCUSE GENERATOR HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT?
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS, "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME IN
TODAY?", IT TELLS YOU TO SAY - [ BEEPING "I TRIED, BUT ON MY WAY IN MY
TESLA EXPLODED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S --
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S ANY EXCUSE. IT HELPS YOU
NEXT UP, WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS, "WELL THEN, WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING REMOTELY?", JUST SAY -
[ BEEPING "MY INTERNET IS BEING BLOCKED BY A CHINESE SPY BALLOON."
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT'LL WORK
>> Steve: YEAH >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, WHEN YOUR KIDS ASK, "WHY DO WE HAVE
TO GO TO SCHOOL IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK?", YOU JUST SAY --
[ BEEPING "YOU NEED GOOD GRADES TO GET A A SCHOLARSHIP BECAUSE I LOST
YOUR COLLEGE FUND ON DRAFTKINGS." >> Steve: OH
[ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: VERY HELPFUL MACHINE >> Steve: YEAH, VERY HELPFUL
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS BEFORE THE GAME,
CHRIS STAPLETON, AMAZING, SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. AND DURING HIS PERFORMANCE,
EAGLES COACH NICK SIRIANNI GOT A LITTLE EMOTIONAL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
BURSTING IN AI GAVE PROOF *
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE AFTER THEY LOST
[ LAUGHTER ] IT MUST HAVE BEEN A PUDDLE WITH A HEADSET.
MEANWHILE, EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS THE NFL USED A NEW TYPE OF
GRASS THAT THEY TOOK TWO YEARS TO PREPARE, AND IT WAS SO SLIPPERY THAT PLAYERS WERE
FALLING DOWN ON IT THE ENTIRE GAME YEAH, ALWAYS SMART TO TRY
SOMETHING NEW ON THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] THE NFL ACTUALLY RELEASED A STATEMENT DEFENDING THE
GRASS. THEY SAID, "THIS IS WAY FUNNIER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FUNNIER, THAT THEY FALL AROUND "WHOA.
"THAT'S A GOOD ONE." ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOMENTS OF THE NIGHT, OF COURSE, WAS
RIHANNA'S AMAZING HALFTIME SHOW THAT SHE DID SOLO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT SHE DID SOLO. YEAH, WELL, IT TURNS OUT SHE DID ACTUALLY HAVE A GUEST,
BECAUSE DURING HER PERFORMANCE, RIHANNA REVEALED THAT SHE'S PREGNANT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES. RIHANNA DID A SUPER BOWL
HALFTIME SHOW WHILE PREGNANT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, EVERYONE AT HOME ON
THEIR 30th CHICKEN WING WAS LIKE, "I ALSO FELT A KICK. [ LAUGHTER ]
IMAGINE IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN AND YOUR FUN FACT IS THAT YOU'VE DONE THE SUPER
BOWL HALFTIME SHOW [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS BIG.
TODAY, RIHANNA ANNOUNCED THAT THE GENDER REVEAL WILL BE AT THE OLYMPICS
>> Steve: AW [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I READ THAT LAST
NIGHT, A 30-SECOND COMMERCIAL SPOT COST MORE THAN $7 MILLION WOW.
YOU PLAN IT FOR MONTHS, PAY A TON OF MONEY, THEN THE BIG MOMENT IS OVER IN 30 SECONDS
IT'S BASICALLY VALENTINE'S DAY [ LAUGHTER ] *
THAT'S RIGHT TOMORROW IS VALENTINE'S DAY, WHICH MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
EXCHANGING CARDS, INCLUDING FAMOUS PEOPLE. AND I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS
HAPPENED, BUT WE ACTUALLY GOT AHOLD OF SOME OF THESE FAMOUS --
>> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: YES. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW --
>> Steve: THAT'S INSANE. >> Jimmy: WELL, WE GET THEM -- WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE --
>> Steve: HOW DID YOU DO IT? HOW DID YOU GET THEM >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A LOT OF FANS
OF "THE TONIGHT SHOW." >> Steve: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: PEOPLE WORKING FOR
US >> Jimmy: FINDING THESE CARDS AND --
>> Steve: OH, MY GOSH. >> Jimmy: -- GETTING IT TO US BEFORE THE FAMOUS COUPLE
EXCHANGES IT >> Steve: THAT'S SO GREAT. ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE THEM
WITH THE AUDIENCE? >> Jimmy: I'D LOVE TO IF YOU DON'T MIND
>> Steve: I'D LOVE -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IS THAT OKAY
WHY NOT. THAT'S WHAT I DO THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
FIRST, HERE'S ONE THAT MIKE PENCE SENT TO HIS WIFE. IT SAYS THAT "YOU'RE THE ONLY
WOMAN THAT'S EVER -- YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS "SEEN ME IN MY FULL-BODY UNDERWEAR."
>> Steve: AW [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ROMANTIC
HERE'S ONE THAT JAY-Z SENT TO BEYONCE. IT SAYS, "I WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR -- YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS "TICKETS TO YOUR UPCOMING
TOUR." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S VERY HARD TO GET.
HERE'S ONE THAT ZACH, THE BACHELOR, SENT TO ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS.
IT SAYS, "KATIE, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU -- YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS, "ASIDE
FROM THE THREE OTHER KATIES I'M ALSO DATING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
BESIDES THAT, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE. HERE'S -- I THOUGHT THIS ONE
WAS REALLY NICE. >> Steve: REALLY >> Jimmy: HERE'S ONE THAT
CHIEFS COACH ANDY REID SENT TO HIS WIFE IT SAYS, "TODAY, I GIFT YOU --
YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS, "HALF A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
ISN'T THAT NICE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, HERE'S ONE THAT
PATRICK MAHOMES SENT TO HIS WIFE IT SAYS, "I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL
THE TIME YOU'RE MY INSPIRATION. YOU OPEN IT UP, IT SAYS,
"PLEASE DELIVER THIS CARD TO TOM BRADY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
VERY ROMAN -- IT'S ROMANTIC. SEE? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,
EVERYBODY. WELL, SWITCHING GEARS, SOME POLITICAL NEWS
I HEARD THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS LIKELY GOING TO BLOCK THE JETBLUE-SPIRIT
AIRLINES MERGER. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: YEP, NOW ALL OF
JETBLUE'S FRIENDS CAN BE LIKE, "HONESTLY, WE ALL HATED SPIRIT."
[ LAUGHTER ] "OH, YOU GUYS ARE GOING BACK OUT?
"OH, WE LOVE SPIRIT. SERIOUSLY. THAT'S RIGHT, BIDEN IS GOING TO
STOP THE MERGER, OR AS THEY CALL IT IN THE AIRLINE WORLD, "A COCKPIT BLOCK."
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Steve: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: PEOPLE -- PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS I SAW THAT AN ITALIAN
RESTAURANT IN NEW JERSEY IS BANNING KIDS UNDER 10 YEARS OLD.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WHAT IT'S NEW JERSEY, SO ALREADY, 9 YEAR OLDS ARE SLIDING THE
HOSTESS A $20. THEY'RE LIKE, "SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
ALL RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL.
A USER ON TIKTOK SHARED A STORY ABOUT HOW HER BOYFRIEND FOUND A RUBBER GLOVE IN HIS FOOD AT
THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY [ AUDIENCE GROANS LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIND
SOMETHING IN YOUR MEAL THAT'S RUBBER, JUST BE THANKFUL IT'S A GLOVE.
[ LAUGHTER ] IN A RELATED STORY, PLENTY OF VALENTINE'S DAY RESERVATIONS
JUST OPENED UP AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY. SO, THERE YOU GO
YOU CAN GET IN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, IT'S THE MIDDLE OF
FEBRUARY, AND IT'S STILL PRETTY CHILLY OUTSIDE AND THERE'S ONE FASHION TREND
THAT I'VE NOTICED A LOT MORE OF LATELY IN FACT, IT INSPIRED US TO
WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT WITH ONE OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS, PAUL RUDD HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
* * IT'S A COLD, COLD DAY
AND I'M GETTING THE CHILLS WANT TO MAKE THEM GO AWA I NEED SOMETHING FOR REALS *
* WHETHER I'M IN MY HOUSE OR OUT ON THE STREET I WANT A HAT RIGHT NOW
THAT CAN BRING ME THE HEAT * [ EXPLOSION * IT'S A TINY
WEENIE BEANI IT'S A TIN WEENIE BEANIE *
* IT DON'T COVER YOUR EAR BECAUSE YOU STIL NEED TO HEAR
IT'S A * * TEENIE WEENIE BEANI HAVE A BAD HAIR DA
BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIM NEED TO MAKE IT * * GO AWAY AT TH
DROP OF A DIME I CAN'T SMOOTH IT OU IT LOOKS LIKE I *
* ROLLED OUT OF BED I WANT A HAT RIGHT NOW I CAN PUT ON MY HEAD
IT'S A * * TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * * IT'S
TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE IF YOU DON'T GOT A COM JUST PUT THIS ON YOUR DOME *
* IT'S TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* WEAR A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE WHEN I DRINK A DRY MARTINI *
[ SIPPING SOUNDS ] >> Jimmy: YUM. * WEAR A TEENIE
WEENIE BEANIE WHILE EAT SOME FETTUCCINE * [ EATING SOUNDS
>> YUM * WEAR A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE WHILE
PLAY A TAMBOURINEY * [ TAMBOURINE SOUND ] >> FUN
* YOU KNOW WHAT I'D WISH FO IF I HAD A GENIE * NO, WHAT
* A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * EVERYWHERE I GO I WEA
A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE ROCKIN' RE OR BLUE OR GREENY *
* I AM SIX OR SEVENTEEN AND I ALWAYS KEEP THEM CLEANY
THROW THEM RIGHT * * IN THE MACHINEY THEN I WATCH A TV SCREEN
OR I READ A MAGAZINE PUT A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * * ON A TEENIE TANGERINE
PUT A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE ON A TUB OF VASELINE PUT A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE *
* ON A PIC OF MR. FEENY WEAR A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE WHILE I'M SINGING TO JOLENEY
JOLENE JOLENE * * JOLENE JOLENE * * I'M BEGGING OF YO
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * * IT'S
TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE IT'S A TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE *
* IT'S MADE OUT OF WOOL AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK COOL IT'S A
TEENIE WEENIE BEANIE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
PAUL RUDD. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
AND BE SURE TO TUNE IN TO OUR SHOW TOMORROW NIGHT. WE HAVE A VERY, VERY FUN SHOW
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, OR AS WE CALL IT, "FALLONTINE'S DAY." >> Steve: AW
>> Jimmy: CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES WILL BE HERE >> Steve: OH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: CHIP AND JOANNA. >> Steve: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: RHETT AND LINK WILL BE JOINING US WITH SOME BROMANCE LOVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'LL HAVE MUSIC FROM AMANDA SHIRES AND JASON ISBELL
IT'S -- >> Steve: WHOA >> Jimmy: LOVE IS IN THE AIR
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: IT'S COUPLES >> Jimmy: YES.
PLUS, WE HAVE A BRAND NEW EDITION OF "ASK THE FALLONS" WHERE I DO A WALK AND TALK WITH
MY WIFE, AND WE ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP AND SHE SLOWLY
REALIZES OF WHAT A MISTAKE SHE'S MADE [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL HAPPENING TOMORROW NIGHT, SO BE SURE TO CHECK THAT OUT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
A "FALLONTINE'S DAY" SPECIAL BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
SHE DIRECTED THE NEW MOVIE, "COCAINE BEAR," WHICH IS IN -- [ CHEERS ]
IT'S IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th ELIZABETH BANKS IS HERE. >> Steve: COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: BANKSY BANKSY
PLUS, HE STARS IN THE NEW FILM, "JESUS REVOLUTION," WHICH ALSO HITS THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th.
KELSEY GRAMMER IS HERE >> Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND CHEF JORDAN ANDINO IS HERE TONIGHT. HE IS GOING TO HELP --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE'S GOING TO HELP TARIQ AND I COMPETE IN THE "SUPER BOWL
LEFTOVERS CHALLENGE. >> Steve: OOH. >> Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE ALL THESE
LEFTOVERS. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT
YOU KNOW, YOU WANT TO -- >> Steve: YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TO THROW IT AWAY
>> Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T THROW IT AWAY. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
SO, TARIQ AND I ARE GOING TO CREATE FOODS WE WENT TO REHEARSAL TODAY, BUT
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MAKING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MAKING
>> Tariq: RIGHT. >> Jimmy: BUT YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M MAKING
>> Tariq: I HAVE -- I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE MAKING, JIMMY [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT DON'T -- LOOK, I -- I CARE WHAT I'M
MAKING >> Steve: YOU CARE >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHY MY -- MY
DISH IS GOING TO WIN BECAUSE I PUT CARE INTO IT AND LOVE INTO IT
>> Tariq: OH, OKAY >> Jimmy: YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING
>> Tariq: YEAH >> Steve: THAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> Steve: LOVE >> Jimmy: WELL, YEAH, NOW IT'S
NOT A SECRET >> Steve: WELL - >> Jimmy: I THINK IT'LL BE
DIFFERENT. EVERYONE'S STILL TALKING ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL
IT WAS A GREAT GAME. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY SUPER
BOWL BINGO CARD. >> Steve: OH, MY >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS EVER PLAY
THIS I THINK I DID OKAY THIS ONE -- LET'S SEE HOW I
DID. FIRST UP, IN THIS SQUARE, WE HAVE, "YOU UGLY CRY AT A
A COMMERCIAL INVOLVING A DOG." [ LAUGHTER ] I DO THAT EVERY YEAR
>> Steve: YEAH, EVERY YEAR >> Jimmy: DOG ENDS UP DRIVING THE TRUCK.
>> Steve: OH, MY GOSH, WITH THE HORSES >> Jimmy: YEAH, THE HORSE ARE
IN THE BACK. >> Steve: OH, MY GOD >> Jimmy: THEY GO, "YOU NEED A
A RIDE, DUDE?" YOU GO, "I'M CRYING MY BRAINS OUT.
THE NEXT SQUARE SAYS, "EVERYBODY SHOWS UP TO YOUR SUPER BOWL PARTY WITH THE SAME
STORE-BOUGHT GUAC. AND YOU GO - [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"COME ON, I COULD HAVE DONE THAT." >> Steve: LITTLE TINY TIN OF
IT >> Jimmy: YEAH LET'S SEE THE NEXT SQUARE.
IT SAYS, "THE EAGLES' MASCOT REMOVES HIS HEAD TO REVEAL HE'S GEORGE SANTOS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE DID THAT HAPPEN? I DIDN'T SEE IT.
>> Steve: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN YEAH >> Jimmy: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT
THIS NEXT ONE HERE IT SAYS "AFTER ZERO CAMEOS, YOU HAVE A MINI-HEART ATTACK WHEN
RIHANNA STARTS TO SING A KANYE SONG." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
YOU GO -- [ CYMBAL CRASH ] HERE'S THE FREE SPACE HERE
IT SAYS, "NOBODY TOUCHES THE CELERY STICK THAT COMES WITH YOUR CHICKEN WINGS."
LIKE, JUST -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, THIS ONE HERE SAYS, "YOU
SPEND THE FIRST HALF TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT 'LVII' MEANS IN ROMAN NUMERALS."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE LIKE, "MINUS -- >> Steve: LIV?
LIV? >> Jimmy: DO I SUBTRACT? AND THEN THIS ONE HERE, "YOU
SPEND THE SECOND HALF GOOGLING, 'IS RIRI PREGNANT?'" YEAH, I GOT -- THAT'S WHERE I
GOT BINGO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Steve: YEAH
>> Jimmy: I GOT BINGO ON THAT ONE. ANOTHER GREAT SUPER BOWL
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE RETURN OF "TONIGHT SHOW PERM
WEEK." IT'S HAPPENING WHAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * >> Jimmy: IT IS "TONIGHT SHOW"
PERM WEEK. YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BRAND-NEW CHRIS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON OUT! >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT, EVERYBODY. BUT FIRST, NOT A LOT OF THINGS
ARE CERTAIN IN THIS CRAZY WORLD. WE SCURRY THROUGH LIFE
LICKETY-SPLIT FROM ONE FLEETING EXPERIENCE TO ANOTHER. NOTHING SEEMS SACRED ANYMORE
NOTHING SEEMS PERMANENT. AND THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE'RE
SALUTING THE ONE THING WE KNOW IS STILL PERMANENT - THE PERMANENT.
AKA, THE PERMANENT WAVE. AKA, THE PERM. THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE, IT'S THE
RETURN OF "TONIGHT SHOW" PERM WEEK
* IT'S PERM WEE ON TONIGHT SHOW * * IT'S PERM WEE
OH, MY GOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: IT IS "TONIGHT SHOW"
PERM WEEK. THE VERY SPECIAL WEEK WHERE EACH DAY WE PICK ONE PERSON
FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND STYLISHLY PERM THEIR HAIR. TONIGHT'S LUCKY PERM RECIPIENT
IS CHRIS SCOTT CHRIS IS 21 YEARS OLD. HE'S FROM HAMPTON BAYS,
NEW YORK AND HE'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT HIS NEW HAIRDO
IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY FOR CHRIS. HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
I'M 21 YEARS OLD AND I'M GETTING A PERM TODAY I ALWAYS HAD SHORT HAIR, BUT
ONCE COVID HAPPENED, I JUST LET IT GROW. THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER
DONE TO MY HAIR, WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD, GOT MY NAME, CHRIS, RIGHT IN THE BACK OF MY
HEAD I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING A PERM BEFORE, BUT HOW
CAN I TURN THIS DOWN >> WE'RE CHRIS' PARENTS. >> I'M HIS COUSIN.
>> AND I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND. >> WE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE CHRIS WITH A PERM.
>> EVER SINCE CHRIS STARTED GROWING OUT HIS HAIR, HE'S HAD MORE CONFIDENCE.
AND I THINK WITH A PERM, HE'LL HAVE EVEN MORE CONFIDENCE. >> I THINK HE'LL LOOK LIKE A
A RAMEN NOODLE SOUP. >> I THINK WHEN PEOPLE SEE ME AT WORK AND AT SCHOOL, PEOPLE
ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE CONFUSED BUT I THINK IT'S JUST GOING TO
MAKE THE WHOLE PLACE JUST -- THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO BE A BETTER PLACE NOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WHOLE WORLD'S GOING TO BE
A BETTER PLACE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT CHRIS IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE.
NOW, CHRIS HAS BEEN SEQUESTERED SINCE HE GOT PERMED. SO, HE HASN'T SEEN HIMSELF YET
AND HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY HAVEN'T SEEN HIM EITHER. THE ENTIRE PROCESS HAS BEEN
CLOAKED IN SECRECY WE HAVE HIS FAMILY RIGHT HERE. SAY HELLO, GUYS.
>> HI. >> HI. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH, WHOO! >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU? EVERYTHING OKAY?
ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS >> SUPER HYPED >> SUPER EXCITED
>> Jimmy: DO NOT TAKE THE BLINDFOLDS OFF YET BUT, MOM, YOU'VE SEEN ALL OF
CHRIS' HAIR STYLES THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE >> YES, I HAVE
>> Jimmy: YEAH DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO STICK?
>> I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE HOW IT COMES OUT >> Jimmy: YOU SOUNDED VERY
CONFIDENT. SURE ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS IN THE AUDIENCE, ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT
CHRIS IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE
BRAND-NEW CHRIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, HERE -- LEAVE YOUR
BLINDFOLDS ON. HERE IS CHRIS BEFORE, AND HERE HE IS NOW.
CHRIS, COME ON OUT * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WOW.
WOW. WOW. WOW!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN YOU GIVE US A 360 LOOK AT THIS JAM
OH, YEAH THAT LOOKS GOOD. YOU LOOK UNBELIEVABLE.
ALL RIGHT. FAMILY, ARE YOU READY TO SEE CHRIS?
HOLD HANDS AND I'LL SCOOT EVERYONE OVER. ALL RIGHT, YEP
YOU KIND OF COME WITH ME WE'RE GETTING VERY, VERY CLOSE HERE
ALL RIGHT. ON THE COUNT OF THREE, TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLDS.
ONE, TWO, THREE. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ARE YOU MORE IN LOVE
THAN YOU WERE BEFORE >> OH, MY GOD. >> YEAH, DEFINITELY.
DEFINITELY >> Jimmy: YOU'RE SPEECHLESS. >> IT'S SO PUFFY
IT'S PUFFY [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S VERY PUFFY.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE >> Jimmy: CHIS
>> YOU LOOK GREAT, MAN >> IT'S DIFFERENT. >> IT'S GREAT.
YOU LOOK GREAT >> Jimmy: CHRIS, ARE YOU READY TO SEE YOURSELF?
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY. >> OH, MY GOD. >> IT LOOKS GREAT.
>> Jimmy: YOU READY? YOU READY? TAKE A LOOK, MY FRIEND, AND
ENJOY. * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT'S AMAZING IT'S REALLY GOOD CAN YOU HEAD BANG A LITTLE BIT
I THINK -- YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, I KIND OF DIG IT
>> YEAH, IT'S GREAT. >> Jimmy: OUR THANKS TO THE MARK AND RYAN SALON FOR THIS
WONDERFUL PERM ISN'T THIS AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WE'RE GIVING OUT PERMS EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
HAPPY PERM WEEK, EVERYBODY STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
ELIZABETH BANKS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
>> AND NOW THAT HEAD IS IN MY HOUSE. IT'S IN MY OFFICE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND RECENTLY A REPAIR GUY
CAME OVER AND WALKED IN THERE, TURNED THE LIGHT ON, AND LOST HIS MIND
>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A TALENTED ACTOR, PRODUCER, AND DIRECTOR WHO DIRECTED THE NEW
FILM "COCAINE BEAR," WHICH IS IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME
ELIZABETH BANKS.
*
>> HI! >> Jimmy: ELIZABETH!
>> HI, HI, HI, HI, HI. >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE, LIKE, THE PANDEMIC
>> Jimmy: I KNOW >> THAT WAS A THING. >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A -- THAT WAS
TOTALLY A THING. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS FIRST OF ALL, I KNOW YOU'RE AN
EAGLES FAN >> WELL, I'M A PATRIOTS FAN. I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS
BUT MY SIDE CHICK IS THE EAGLES 'CAUSE I WENT TO SCHOOL IN PHILLY AND MY HUSBAND IS A
A PHILLY FAN [ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: OH
>> YES >> Jimmy: YOUR SIDE PIECE -- >> MY SIDE PIECE ARE THE
"IGGLES," YEAH >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH >> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND WHERE YOU DID YOU WATCH THE GAME >> WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS
ON THE AIRPLANE COMING HERE. >> Jimmy: OH >> AND THE FIRST HALF WAS
GREAT. I FELT REALLY GOOD ABOUT THE FIRST HALF ACTUALLY.
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH >> AND THEN WE WERE COMING IN FOR A LANDING, LIKE, RIGHT AS
WE WERE COUNTING DOWN TO THE HALFTIME AND I WAS LIKE, "GOD DANG IT,
THIS PLANE THING IS GOING TO LAND RIGHT AS RIHANNA IS COMING OUT ON STAGE."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND JIMMY, A RIHANNA MIRACLE HAPPENED
WE LANDED -- >> Jimmy: DELAY. >> "YOUR GATE IS -- THERE'S
A PLANE AT THE GATE. >> Jimmy: THE GATE TOOK OFF. >> "WE'VE GOT TO SIT HERE
15 MINUTES." >> Jimmy: THE GATE LEFT. THE GATE IS SOMEWHERE -- THE
GATE IS IN PITTSBURGH. >> AND IT WAS, LIKE, WE JUST -- WE GOT TO SIT HERE FOR
15 MINUTES, AND I GOT TO WATCH THE WHOLE RIHANNA HALFTIME SHOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH SO IT WORKED OUT OKAY. >> IT WAS A RIHANNA MIRACLE.
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: AND THEN YOU
UNBOARDED. AND THEN YOU DIDN'T SEE THE END.
>> I MISSED -- NO, I SAW THE END IN THE HOTEL LAST NIGHT. >> Jimmy: OH
>> AND, YEAH, THAT WASN'T GREAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> BUT - >> Jimmy: BUT YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT.
AND THANK YOU -- >> I MEAN, CONGRATS TO THE CHIEFS, BY THE WAY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, CONGRATS TO THE CHIEFS >> CONGRATS TO THE CHIEFS.
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ALL THE WAY AND DOING OUR SHOW WE APPRECIATE THIS
IT'S ALSO KICKING OFF PERM WEEK >> AH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT. >> BY THE WAY, THAT GUY -- HE
LOOKS AMAZING. >> Jimmy: HE LOOKS FANTASTIC, RIGHT?
YEAH >> Jimmy: BUT I ASKED YOU IF YOU EVER HAD A PERM.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: AND YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE US THIS PHOTO
YOU DID HAVE A PERM. >> WELL, TECHNICALLY -- SO WHAT'S AMAZING IS --
[ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: EVERYONE WENT, "OH."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: HOW CUTE >> YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK THAT I
WAS REALLY GOING TO SHOW UP WITH THAT. THAT'S ACTUALLY JUST MY NATURAL
HAIR, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: IS IT REALLY >> YEAH.
I DIDN'T EVEN PERM THAT. I THOUGHT THAT IF I GOT A PERM THAT I WOULD GET, LIKE, I DON'T
KNOW, BEAUTIFUL MODEL CURLS OR SOMETHING. >> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND SO I DID A PERM ON TOP OF THAT, ON TOP OF THAT HAIR [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: HOW CAN YOU PERM THIS HAIR >> CORRECT
IT'S -- WHAT ENDED UP HAPPENING IS - >> Jimmy: STRAIGHTENED IT.
>> IT SHRUNK ONTO MY HEAD INTO LITTLE CURLS AND I LOOKED LIKE MY GRAMMY.
>> Jimmy: AW, SEE? >> LIKE, SHE WENT EVERY WEEK AND HAD, LIKE, HER LITTLE PERM
DONE AND THAT'S - YEAH, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF
PHOTOS OF THAT I REFUSED TO GET THAT PHOTOGRAPHED
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DID THIS LITTLE GIRL EVER THINK SHE'S GOING TO GO ON
TO ACT AND DIRECT AND -- >> FIRST OF ALL, THAT THIS LITTLE GIRL, THAT WHEN THIS
PHOTO WAS TAKEN, THAT IT WOULD BE SHOWN ON THE EFFING "TONIGHT SHOW" IS CRAZY TO ME.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON, ISN'T THAT COOL
>> COME ON >> Jimmy: COME ON, BUD >> THAT GIRL HAD NO IDEA
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING. >> I DON'T KNOW.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHING
THIS CAME OUT. I GO -- "COCAINE BEAR" IS TRENDING ON TWITTER.
I GO, "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS 'COCAINE BEAR'"? THE TRAILER FOR YOUR MOVIE -
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: -- EXPLODED. NUMBER ONE TREND ON TWITTER.
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS AMAZING TRAILER. THE MOVIE IS HILARIOUS
>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: IT'S BASED ON A SEMITRUE STORY
>> INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY. >> Jimmy: INSPIRED BY A TRUE STORY.
>> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: GOSH, IT'S FUNNY, BY THE WAY.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH YEAH, THE TRUE STORY, THERE WAS A DRUG RUNNER IN THE 1980s, AND
HIS M.O. WAS THAT HE WOULD DROP DRUGS OUT OF A LOW-FLYING PLANE FOR PEOPLE TO PICK UP ON THE
GROUND AND THIS ONE NIGHT, THE DRUG RUN GOES WRONG
HE DROPS THE DRUGS INTO THE WOODS, AND A BEAR GETS INTO THE DRUGS.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE >> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND THEY NEVER RECOVERED ANY
OF THE DRUGS BUT WHAT THEY FOUND MONTHS LATER WAS AN OD'D BEAR IN THE
WOODS WHO HAD EATEN, LIKE, 70 POUNDS OF COCAINE AND SO THIS MOVIE IMAGINES WHAT
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IN THE HOURS AFTER THAT BEAR FIRST FOUND THE BAG.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: SO IT'S A BEAR -- IT'S A BEAR ON A COCAINE
BENDER >> IT'S A BEAR ON A BENDER >> Jimmy: A BEAR ON COCAINE.
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: IT'S INSANITY. IT IS COMPLETE INSANITY WHAT
HAPPENS. PEOPLE HIKING IN THE WOODS AND THEY MEET UP WITH COCAINE BEAR
IT'S A -- THE CGI IS AMAZING >> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING A LOT OF
IT'S - >> IT'S ALL -- THERE WAS NO REAL BEAR.
>> Jimmy: YEAH >> BUT I GET ASKED A LOT ABOUT WHAT IT IS LIKE TO WORK WITH A
A REAL BEAR. AND I REALLY AM PROUD OF THAT. BECAUSE THAT WAS THE GOAL, TO
CREATE A PHOTO REALISTIC -- I WANTED IT -- >> Jimmy: YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
>> I WANTED IT TO SEEM LIKE IT WAS A DOCUMENTARY, JIMMY, OF A A BEAR -
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: YEAH >> -- DOING COCAINE.
YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: I LOVE HOW MUCH MONEY WENT INTO THIS "COCAINE BEAR."
>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S LIKE A MARVEL MOVIE, BUT A GIANT
COCAINE BEAR YEAH >> TRULY
>> Jimmy: THIS IS -- YOU BROUGHT -- YOU WERE NICE ENOUGH TO BRING A BEHIND-THE-SCENES -
>> OH, YEAH. >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE ACTORS. >> THAT'S ALLAN HENRY.
HE'S OUR BEAR PERFORMER. SO THIS GUY TRAINED UNDER ANDY SERKIS, WHO DID "PLANET OF
THE APES." HE WALKS AS A QUADRUPED, ON ALL FOURS, ON THESE, LIKE,
SPECIAL -- LIKE, ANYBODY WOULD -- YOU'D BLOW YOUR BACK OUT IN TWO
SECONDS. >> Jimmy: OH, OF COURSE. >> IT TAKES A LOT OF TRAINING
ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO DO THIS WORK THIS IS -- YOU KNOW, SO THOSE
ARE THE FAKE EYES AND THE EYELINE AND EVERYTHING FOR THE ACTORS
>> Jimmy: SO THE ACTORS WOULD SEE THAT - >> EXACTLY
SO WE WOULD ALL -- >> Jimmy: -- COMING AFTER THEM >> WE WOULD SEE THAT -- COMING
AFTER THEM HE'S A STUNT PERFORMER AS WELL, SO HE CAN REALLY ATTACK AND
THROW PEOPLE AROUND. YOU'VE SEEN THE MOVIE. THINGS HAPPEN.
>> Jimmy: THINGS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS OF THIS MOVIE OH, HERE'S ANOTHER
THIS ONE IS ACTUALLY JUST A FAKE, REAL HEAD. >> WELL, SO THIS HEAD -- THAT'S
OUR REAL -- THAT IS WHAT OUR BEAR LOOKS LIKE. COKIE.
WE CALL THE BEAR COKIE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND COKIE --
>> Jimmy: COKIE THE BEAR >> COKIE >> Jimmy: OF COURSE COKIE,
YEAH >> SO COKIE -- THESE NICE GENTLEMEN WOULD SORT OF WALK
AROUND WITH COKIE AS, LIKE, A LIGHTING REFERENCE AND NOW THAT HEAD IS IN MY
HOUSE. IT'S IN MY OFFICE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW. >> AND RECENTLY A REPAIR GUY CAME OVER AND WALKED IN THERE,
TURNED THE LIGHT ON, AND LOST HIS MIND >> Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "AH
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME IF THERE'S A BEAR HEAD IN HERE. >> CAME IN
HE'S LIKE, "THAT REALLY -- WHAT IS THAT THING? OH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S COKIE >> "WE MADE THIS MOVIE THAT'S COKIE."
>> Jimmy: "WE MADE A MOVIE CALLED 'COCAINE BEAR.' YEAH
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S A LOOK AT A SCENE FROM "COCAINE BEAR.
CHECK THIS OUT
>> WHERE IS IT
>> HEY, WHAT SHOULD I DO >> OH! AH, OH, OH, OH
OH, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT. >> YEAH, I TOLD YOU THERE WAS.
>> WHY IS IT ACTING LIKE THIS? DID YOU FEED IT COCAINE? >> NO.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU'RE SAFE. BEARS CAN'T CLIMB TREES.
>> OF COURSE THEY CAN! >> THEN WHY ARE YOU UP HERE? [ WHIMPERING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: ELIZABETH BANKS, EVERYONE
"COCAINE BEAR" IS IN THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th. KELSEY GRAMMER JOINS US AFTER
THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
* >> Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTIPLE EMMY AND GOLDEN
GLOBE-WINNING ACTOR. HE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "JESUS REVOLUTION," WHICH HITS
THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th PLEASE WELCOME KELSEY GRAMMER!
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: NOT TOO SHABBY RIGHT
THERE, HUH STANDING OVATION FOR KELSEY GRAMMER
>> VERY NICE MY GOODNESS. >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE THANKS FOR BEING HERE. >> THANKS, MAN
>> Jimmy: I WAS ASKING YOU BACKSTAGE IF YOU EVER HAD A PERM OR ANYTHING, AND YOU GO,
"NO. >> NO, NO PERMS FOR ME >> Jimmy: NOPE
NEVER A PERM BUT THEN YOU GAVE ME A PICTURE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW --
>> THERE IS SOME EVIDENCE OF HAIR WORK IN MY LIFE YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT THIS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD LOOKING THAT'S A STUD. THAT'S A STUD RIGHT THERE.
REAL LONG HAIR WHAT WERE YOU INTO >> THIS IS WHEN I WAS 17 YEARS
OLD. I WAS A SURFER BACK THEN BUT -- AND I USED -- WHEN I
WOULD DROP IN LIKE THIS, I WOULD FEEL THE HAIR WOULD SPLASH DOWN ON MY BACK
>> Jimmy: REALLY THAT LONG. >> YOU DROP IT IN SO IT'S --
AND THEN THERE WILL BE A LIFT AND YOU'LL DROP IN AND THE WATER WOULD JUST FLOW DOWN MY
BACK AND I THOUGHT, THIS IS THE BEST LIFE EVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL EVENTUALLY YOU ENDED UP CUTTING
YOUR HAIR -- >> LOOKING LIKE THIS >> Jimmy: LATER THAT SAME YEAR
WHAT MADE YOU CUT IT >> WHEN I WAS IN TENTH GRADE, I RAN FOR THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
AND WE ALL GAVE A DAMN BACK THEN AND WE THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT
DAMN IT, WE'RE NOT GOING TO LIVE BY THIS HAIR CODE CRAP ANYMORE" IN MY HIGH SCHOOL THAT
I WENT TO. AND -- SO, THEY AGREED THEY SAID, "YES, LET'S DO
THAT." THEN, THEY HIRED A NEW PRINCIPAL THE NEXT YEAR.
SO, MY JUNIOR YEAR, THEY SAID, "BACK TO THE HAIR CODE." AND WE SAID, "DAMN IT, WE SAY
NO." >> Jimmy: YEAH, WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO GROW -- HAIR FREEDOM,
YEAH >> SO, I WENT SHOPPING FOR A A WIG.
AND I SAW, IN A WIG STORE, IN ONE OF THE MALLS IN FORT LAUDERDALE, A JANE FONDA
WIG. AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, THAT SHOULD WORK.
IT WAS KIND OF LONG THOUGH, SO I THOUGHT, WELL, I'LL JUST CUT THE BACK OF IT OFF
SO, I JUST CUT THE BACK OFF. AND I SHOVED ALL THAT HAIR UNDERNEATH THERE
>> Jimmy: WAIT, SO IT ACTUALLY IS A WIG >> IT IS A WIG
AND THEN - >> Jimmy: SO, YOU WORE A WIG TO SCHOOL
>> I WOULD GO LIKE THIS. PUT MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL, PUT IT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD
AND I'D GO LIKE THIS AND I'D GO LIKE THAT AND PULL IT BACK DOWN.
AND I THOUGHT, "IF THEY'RE WILLING TO LET ME LOOK THIS STUPID, I'M WILLING TO DO IT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. DID EVERYONE -- DID EVERYONE
KNOW IT WAS A WIG? >> EVERYBODY KNEW IT WAS A WIG, YEAH
>> Jimmy: THEY KNEW IT WAS A A WIG. >> THERE WERE THREE OF US,
RONNIE POWELL, BOB COLLIER, AND ME >> Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
>> BOB AND RONNIE BOTH QUIT ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. BUT I STUCK IT OUT
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU JANE FONDA WIG
I LOVE THAT, SIR BEFORE WE GET INTO THE MOVIE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT, RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE SHOOTING -- YOU'RE FILMING THE REBOOT OF "FRASIER."
>> YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS. IT'S EXCITING. IS IT STRANGE TO REVISIT A
A CHARACTER THAT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN 20 YEARS >> WELL, IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE
USED TO ASK ME YEARS AGO, YOU KNOW, "HOW HAVE YOU KEPT THIS CHARACTER ALIVE FOR AS LONG AS
YOU HAVE ALREADY?" AND I SAID, "WELL, IT'S LIKE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
LIFE IS INTERESTING. SO, A CHARACTER THAT SORT OF WALKS HAND IN HAND WITH YOU
THROUGH YOUR LIFETIME IS EQUALLY INTERESTING. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T, LIKE,
DROP THE BALL. AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP CARING."
AND SO, I NEVER STOPPED CARING IT WAS ACTUALLY WHEN ROSEANNE GOT HER SHOW BACK ON, I THOUGHT
TO MYSELF, "WELL, YOU KNOW - 'FRASIER'S' KIND OF INTERESTING.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE COULD MAYBE PLAY HIM AGAIN. >> Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN THE
RUMOR IS THAT HE'S MOVING BACK TO BOSTON. >> RIGHT
HE'S GOING BACK TO BOSTON. YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WAIT FOR A SONG? >> SURE. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO COME
BACK FOR THAT, OKAY? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE IT'S CALLED "JESUS REVOLUTION. >> WELL, YOU'VE GOT TWO
CHOICES. "COCAINE BEAR" - [ LAUGHTER ]
OR THE LIVING CHRIST [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH ONE YOU WANT TO GO WITH?
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. YEAH
>> BUT SURELY, ON FEBRUARY 24th. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS
>> EVERYBODY'S GOING TO BE HAPPY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU CAN MAKE SOME CHOICES. >> THERE'S SOMETHING FOR
EVERYBODY. >> Jimmy: THEATER A OR THEATER B.
YEAH WOW. OR MAKE A WHOLE DAY OUT OF IT.
>> OR THE GUY THAT ROSE FROM THE DEAD ONE OR THE OTHER
>> Jimmy: WHAT DREW YOU TO DO THIS FILM? >> WELL, THE TRUTH IS I WAS
HAVING A SORT OF A MEDITATIVE EVENING ONE NIGHT IN MY HOME AND I WAS UP PRETTY LATE
IT WAS ABOUT 3:00, 4:00 IN THE MORNING. AND I STARTED THINKING, I WANT
TO DO SOMETHING WORTH WHILE. SOMETHING THAT HAS A BIGGER PURPOSE THAN JUST ME
AND I WAS KIND OF SAYING A A PRAYER, I GUESS, AND THE NEXT MORNING, THE SCRIPT LANDS ON MY
DOOR AND I READ IT, AND I SAID, "OKAY.
THAT'S IT, I'M DOING THIS JESUS STORY. IT WAS PRETTY COOL
>> Jimmy: THIS SCRIPT CAME TO YOU. I'M SO EXCITED
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S KELSEY GRAMMER IN "JESUS REVOLUTION."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
MY DAUGHTER IS
JEANETTE >> WHAT? HERE
>> WHO IS THIS >> IT'S LONNIE >> HI.
WOULD YOU MIND JUST -- STEPPING OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE MISTER --
>> NOT AT ALL. FRISBEE, LONNIE FRISBEE. >> FRISBEE
THANK YOU. >> SUGAR BY ANY CHANCE >> WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> YOU SAID YOU WANTED GOD TO SEND YOU A HIPPY >> I SAID THAT
BUT I DID NOT MEAN IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: COME ON.
THAT'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT THERE. KELSEY GRAMMER, EVERYBODY.
"JESUS REVOLUTION" HITS THEATERS FEBRUARY 24th PLEASE COME BACK WHENEVER,
BUDDY. YOU'RE THE BEST. KELSEY GRAMMER
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.
THE SUPER BOWL WAS LAST NIGHT, AND NOW TARIQ AND I BOTH HAVE A BUNCH OF LEFTOVERS THAT WE
DON'T WANT TO WASTE. SO, WE'VE CHALLENGED EACH OTHER TO COME UP WITH THE BEST DISH
USING ONLY SUPER BOWL LEFTOVERS. IT'S TIME FOR THE "SUPER BOWL
LEFTOVERS CHALLENGE.
* SUPER BOW
LEFTOVERS CHALLENGE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Jimmy: WHOEVER MAKES THE
MOST DELICIOUS DISH GETS TO TAKE HOME THE GOLDEN BUFFALO WING
[ LAUGHTER ] TARIQ, WHAT WOULD THIS HONOR MEAN TO YOU?
>> Tariq: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ALONE. WE'RE EACH GETTING HELP FROM AN
AMAZING NEW YORK CITY CHEF HE'S THE HOST OF "COOK AT ALL COSTS" ON NETFLIX AND THE OWNER
OF THE FILIPINO TAQUERIAS, FLIP SIGGY. HIS NEW RESTAURANT, CARRIAGE
HOUSE, OPENS THIS SPRING PLEASE WELCOME, CHEF JORDAN ANDINO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * CHEF JORDAN ANDINO
GOOD TO SEE YOU, BUD >> WHAT UP >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, CHEF.
ALL RIGHT. >> LET'S GO! >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW THIS
WORKS. WE HAVE TO USE AT LEAST THREE OF THESE LEFTOVERS AND MAKE
SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF IT, OKAY AND AS SOON AS WE HEAR THIS SOUND --
- [ AIR HORN ] - - THAT MEANS IT'S A DANCE PARTY.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, THAT MEANS WE HAVE A MINUTE LEFT
SO, ONCE WE'RE DONE, OUR DISHES WILL BE JUDGED BY QUESTLOVE. WE HAVE PLACED HIM IN AN
ISOLATION ROOM QUEST, PLEASE PUT ON THE DOME OF SILENCE SO THAT YOU CAN
NEITHER SEE NOR HEAR ANYTHING. IT'S RIGHT THERE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
JORDAN, ANY ADVICE BEFORE WE START? >> OH, YEAH, I WAS HAVING
A LITTLE CONVO HERE. YES. >> Jimmy: THAT DOESN'T SEEM
FAIR [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHATEVER, WOW.
THAT'S THE WAY WE'RE GOING TO PLAY IT, HUH >> A LITTLE ADVICE, TAKE YOUR
TIME, HAVE FUN WITH IT, AND KEEP IN MIND I'M GOING TO BE THERE TO HELP BOTH OF Y'ALL.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO BE HELPING BOTH OF US >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE
JUMPING BACK AND FORTH >> Jimmy: YOU SEEM PRETTY CHATTY WITH TARIQ ALREADY.
[ LAUGHTER ] WAIT, HOW COME MINE SAYS "JIMMY."
WHAT DOES YOURS SAY? >> Tariq: G.O.A.T. G.O.A.T., JIMMY.
>> I HAVE ONE, TOO I HAVE ONE, TOO. WAIT
MINE -- I JUST WANT TO GET READY WITH YOU GUYS. >> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
SO, YOU HAVE AN APRON, GOOD. >> WE'RE READY LET'S DO IT.
>> Jimmy: DOES IT SAY SOMETHING? >> NO, NO.
MINE JUST IS BLUE. I'M JUST READY TO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. DON'T SET US UP FOR SOMETHING
THAT DOESN'T PAY OFF >> SORRY, SORRY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S START COOKING.
ONE, TWO, THREE. WHAT ARE YOU GRABBING? >> GO, GO, GO.
>> Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO -- >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING >> Tariq: COME ON.
>> Jimmy: CHEF, HELP ME OUT. I HAVE AN IDEA I WANT TO MAKE TATER TOTS ON
THAT WAFFLE IRON >> OKAY. GENIUS
>> Jimmy: AND MAKE A TATER TOT WAFFLES. >> THAT'S AMAZING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OIL BOTH SIDES >> Jimmy: DO I HAVE TO PUT OIL
>> OIL ON BOTH SIDES >> Jimmy: SO WHAT DO WE PUT ON THAT
I WAS THINKING CHICKEN TENDERS >> CHICKEN TENDERS THAT'S, LIKE, FRIED ON FRIED
SO SOMETHING BRIGHT. SOMETHING BRIGHT >> Jimmy: SOMETHING BRIGHT
>> RIGHT, LIKE, SOME OF THIS >> Jimmy: PIZZA? CHEESE
>> MAYBE SOME OF THE GUAC. >> Jimmy: NO CHICKEN AT ALL. OH, YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK.
HE'S MAKING CHIPS. [ LAUGHTER ] CHIPS AND DIP FOR TARIQ.
>> Tariq: YEAH, I'M JUST GOING TO -- EXCUSE ME. >> Jimmy: WHAT -- ARE YOU
EATING YOU GOT TO BE MAKING STUFF YOU'RE NOT AT MY PARTY
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE NOT AT THE PARTY. HOW ABOUT CHILI?
SHOULD I PUT CHILI AND CHEESE ON IT? >> CHILI WOULD BE GOOD
ACTUALLY, I GOT THE TENDERS. THE TENDERS WITH THE - >> Jimmy: WAIT, TENDERS --
>> FRIED CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CHICKEN AND WAFFLES. >> Jimmy: IF I CUT THE CHICKEN
TENDERS? >> YEAH, MAKE A SAUCE. MAKE A SAUCE
HERE, HERE >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAKE A SAUCE
>> MAKE A SAUCE. MAKE A SAUCE >> Jimmy: WITH THE CHICKEN
TENDERS? >> MAKE A SAUCE. >> Jimmy: STOP YELLING "MAKE A
A SAUCE" AT ME [ LAUGHTER ] [ AIR HORN ]
OH >> OH, THAT'S A MINUTE >> Jimmy: WE HAVE A MINUTE
LEFT AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? >> THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T CUT YOURSELF THERE YOU GO PUT IT IN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT IS TARIQ DOING? HE'S JUST EATING
THIS IS RIDICULOUS >> YOU GOT TO TASTE IT YOU HAVE TO TASTE IT
>> Jimmy: HOW'S IT TASTE >> THAT'S GOOD >> Tariq: I KEPT IT SIMPLE,
MAN. WHAT YOU GOT GOING OVER HERE >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
WHAT'S GOING DOWN OVER HERE, MAN! >> READY, READY, READY
>> Jimmy: YES. WHAT DO I DO >> IT'S A LITTLE HOT, IT'S HOT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO? >> GO UNDER, GO UNDER.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. CHEF, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE HELP
[ LAUGHTER ] >> TOSS IT, TOSS IT. *
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> NA-CHEESE-MO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT - >> Tariq: IT'S -- OKAY
I LAYERED UP THE SEVEN LAYER DIP, THE ARTICHOKE DIP, A LITTLE GUAC ON THE SIDE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AMAZING. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU THOUGHT OF THIS
PUTTING STUFF ON TOP [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE A REAL CULINARY GENIUS.
TARIQ, DO YOU WANT DISH ONE OR DISH TWO >> Tariq: DISH ONE, OBVIOUSLY.
>> Jimmy: I'LL DO DISH TWO, MAN. >> Tariq: THANK YOU.
THE G.O.A.T. SPOT. IT'S NOW TIME. QUEST MAY NOW EXIT THE
ISOLATION ROOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES.
TAKE IT OFF. YES. I DON'T WANT YOU FALLING
IT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
ALL RIGHT. DUDE, SORRY. ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE QUEST. QUESTLOVE, WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW, BY THE WAY GREAT JOB ON ALL THE STUFF YOU'VE DONE IN YOUR WHOLE
CAREER WHAT A GREAT CAREER. [ LAUGHTER ]
CHEF, DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE FIRST ONE IS AND WHAT THE SECOND ONE IS?
>> YEAH, SO, THE FIRST DISH, DISH ONE, IS NA-CHEESE-MO, IT'S LIKE 12 LAYERS OF NACHOS AND
CHIPS AND DELICIOUSNESS. >> Questlove: OKAY >> DISH TWO.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: WHAT >> DISH TWO IS A TATER TOT
WAFFLE IT'S LIKE FRIED CHICKEN AND WAFFLES, SO TATER TOT WAFFLE
WITH SRIRACHA HONEY. >> Questlove: THIS IS A WAFFLE >> YEAH.
>> Questlove: OKAY [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: OKAY
WHERE DO I START >> Jimmy: START WITH THE CHIPS AND THE GUAC
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I DON'T TRUST THAT
I'M GOING TO START WITH THIS FIRST. >> Jimmy: OOH, OKAY.
>> Questlove: OKAY * OKAY
* OOH, HONEY AND SRIRACHA. WHOEVER DID THIS IS AN
IMMACULATE ARTIST BECAUSE EVEN THE PRESENTATION IS, LIKE, ON POINT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE A PICASSO OVER THERE WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE?
CHIPS AND DIP? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: I THINK I'M READY
TO MAKE MY DECISION. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WE'RE READY FOR THE DECISION
QUEST, PLEASE WRITE DOWN, VERY IMPORTANT, WHO WON THE GOLDEN WING AWARD
IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED THE GOLDEN WING? WRITE IT DOWN AND MAKE SURE YOU
PUT IT IN THE BALLOT BOX I'M SHAKING. ALL RIGHT.
>> Questlove: ALL RIGHT. >> Jimmy: NOW THAT YOU'VE PUT IT IN THE BOX, QUEST, CAN YOU
TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX [ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: NOW I GOT TO TAKE
IT OUT OF THE BOX? [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: AND REVEAL --
REVEAL -- I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO TAMPERING. NO TAMPERING
TAKE IT OUT OF THE BOX >> Questlove: I COULD HAVE JUST EASILY TOLD YOU WHICH ONE I
LIKE BETTER. >> Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
NOW WE KNOW -- NOW WE KNOW THAT NO ONE TAMPERED WITH THE RESULT
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Questlove: THE WINNER OF THE SUPER BOWL LEFTOVER CHALLENGE
IS -- I LIKE DISH ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
[ DINGING >> Tariq: PHILLY, PHILLY, THIS IS FOR YOU
E-A-G-L-E-S! EAGLES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE "SUPER BOWL LEFTOVERS CHALLENGE" WINNER,
TARIQ TROTTER. THANKS AGAIN TO CHEF JORDAN ANDINO.
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY
>> Tariq: WE DID IT, BABY! WE DID IT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ELIZABETH BANKS,
KELSEY GRAMMER, PAUL RUDD, CHEF JORDAN ANDINO! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. CONGRATULATIONS TO TARIQ, THE BIG WINNER TONIGHT
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE