1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:14,647 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:22,489 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,489 --> 00:00:25,792 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES 4 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:29,929 RHETT AND LINK MUSICAL GUEST AMANDA SHIRES WITH JASON ISBELL, 5 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:36,069 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: L.O.V.E. 6 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:39,506 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:56,623 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:56,623 --> 00:01:07,067 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. I FEEL THE LOVE! 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:12,772 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, EVERYONE. PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF 10 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:16,176 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:20,780 YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME 12 00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:25,452 GUYS, I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY FALLON-TINE'S DAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:30,824 ♪ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY. 14 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,893 YOU CAN TELL IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY BECAUSE CVS JUST PUT OUT ALL THEIR EASTER CANDY 15 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:36,730 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, A LOT OF PEOPLE CELEBRATED TONIGHT WITH 16 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:40,900 A ROMANTIC DINNER. AND FOR EVERYONE WHO TRIED MAKING A RESERVATION ON OPEN 17 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:46,139 TABLE TODAY, IT JUST SAYS, "EVERYTHING IS BOOKED. CALL UBER EATS." 18 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,675 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL, A A RESTAURANT IN BELGIUM HAS 19 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:50,810 COME UP WITH A UNIQUE WAY OF SERVING CUSTOMERS THEIR PASTA 20 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,746 ON THIS DAY. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 21 00:01:54,914 --> 00:02:08,862 [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:12,265 Jimmy: AFTER WATCHING THAT, STANLEY TUCCI LOCKED HIMSELF IN A CLOSET AND CRIED 23 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:15,735 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO BRAG, BUT WHEN I'M OUT WITH MY WIFE, WE LIKE 24 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,271 TO ORDER THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PASTA. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:21,441 GET THIS I READY THAT 52% OF AMERICANS PLAN TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S 26 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:27,480 DAY TODAY AND SPEND AN AVERAGE OF $192. YOU KNOW, THEY RELEASE THIS 27 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,818 KIND OF DATA EVERY VALENTINE'S DAY. IT'S VERY INTERESTING HERE 28 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,853 TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OTHER STATS. WHEN IT COMES TO DATES, 20% OF 29 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:38,258 COUPLES GO TO A NICE RESTAURANT 20% GO TO THE MOVIES, WHILE 60% 30 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:43,963 GO IN THE BACKYARD AND SHOOT DOWN UFOs TOGETHER [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,566 IT'S THE THING THAT PEOPLE ARE DOING. "RIGHT THERE, HONEY. 32 00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:52,339 [ APPLAUSE ] UP NEXT, WHEN IT COMES TO BOXES OF ASSORTED CHOCOLATES, 10% ARE 33 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:57,844 CARAMEL, 10% ARE COCONUT AND FOR SOME REASON, THE OTHER 80% ARE ORANGE CREME 34 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:02,649 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER ONE. 35 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:05,051 AND FINALLY, WHEN IT COMES TO SINGLE PEOPLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY, 30% TREAT THEMSELVES TO A 36 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:15,061 A NICE MEAL. 30% SPEND TIME WITH THEIR FRIENDS. 37 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,630 [ CHEERS ] 40% WOLF DOWN HALF A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER IN THEIR CAR WHILE 38 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,599 PLAYING "EVERYBODY HURTS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE A LOT OF INTERESTING DATA. 39 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,234 DON'T WORRY, VALENTINE'S DAY IS ALMOST OVER. I SAW THAT THIS VALENTINE'S DAY 40 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:23,970 WALMART WAS SELLING A TEDDY BEAR THAT YOU COULD GIVE TO SOMEONE TO BREAK UP WITH THEM. 41 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:29,542 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS REAL HERE IT IS 42 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:34,781 THIS IS A REAL-- LOOK AT THIS [ LAUGHTER ] T-SHIRT SAYS, "BYE BYE!" ON IT 43 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,483 THERE'S ALSO ANOTHER ONE YOU CAN GET, WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS "GET YOUR OWN NETFLIX 44 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:41,454 ACCOUNT. [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, TODAY IN WASHINGTON, 45 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,223 FIRST LADY JILL BIDEN INSTALLED A MASSIVE VALENTINE TO THE COUNTRY ON THE NORTH LAWN OF 46 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:49,963 THE WHITE HOUSE. LOOK AT THIS THING YEAH 47 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:54,234 JOE ACTUALLY PLAYED WITH THE DOG FOR ALMOST AN HOUR BEFORE REALIZING IT WAS CARDBOARD 48 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,938 [ LAUGHTER ] "STAY, COMMANDER GOOD BOY." 49 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:03,677 SOME POLITICAL NEWS. TODAY FORMER TRUMP CABINET MEMBER NIKKI HALEY ANNOUNCED 50 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:09,549 THAT SHE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. YEP. 51 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:13,820 SHE SERVED IN TRUMP'S CABINET WHICH IS LISTED ON HER WEBSITE IN VERY, VERY SMALL FONT 52 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,322 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEP, HALEY WAS TRUMP'S AMBASSADOR TO THE U.N. 53 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:21,594 SHE'S THE ONE WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT IT'S NOT PRONOUNCED "UN." [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,364 SOME BUSINESS NEWS FOR THE FIRST TIME, AMAZON'S SELF-DRIVING CAR TRANSPORTED 55 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:31,871 PASSENGERS ON PUBLIC ROADS THE CAR DROVE PERFECTLY. THEN THEY WERE THROWN ON TO 56 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:37,777 THEIR FRONT PORCH LIKE A CHEAP SET OF LUGGAGE [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,746 UNFORTUNATELY, AFTER THE AMAZON CAR DROPPED ONE GUY OFF AT HIS DOORSTEP, SOMEONE RAN UP AND 58 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:44,751 STOLE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] TERRIBLE 59 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,720 TERRIBLE STORY SPEAKING OF CARS, I HEARD THAT HYUNDAI AND KIA JUST ROLLED OUT 60 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:53,927 A NEW SOFTWARE FIX THAT MAKES THEIR CARS HARDER TO STEAL YEAH 61 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,896 ANTI-STEALING SOFTWARE IS JUST A HUGE SIGN THAT SAYS, "THIS IS A KIA. 62 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,765 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IN LAS VEGAS, SOMEONE STOLE THE CATALYTIC 63 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:03,903 CONVERTER-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OUT OF THE OSCAR MAYER 64 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:08,108 WIENERMOBILE [ LAUGHTER ] RIGHT NOW, OSCAR MAYER DOESN'T 65 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,544 KNOW WHETHER TO CALL A A MECHANIC, A BUTCHER OR UROLOGIST. 66 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:14,614 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 67 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:15,448 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 68 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,350 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:30,130 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HI 70 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,732 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, EVERYBODY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 71 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:36,603 TONIGHT. THEY ARE EMMY-NOMINATED HOSTS, PRODUCERS AND FOUNDERS OF 72 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:44,644 MAGNOLIA NETWORK AND HER NEW BOOK "THE STORIES WE TELL," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 73 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:51,217 CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES ARE HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 74 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:54,487 Steve: I LOVE THEM. Jimmy: I LOVE THEM. I'M OBSESSED WITH THAT NETWORK, 75 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,456 TOO. PLUS, THEY'RE THE HOST OF THE POPULAR YOUTUBE SHOW "GOOD 76 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,858 MYTHICAL MORNING," RHETT AND LINK ARE HERE. I LOVE THOSE GUYS. 77 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:04,564 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BEST FRIENDS A LITTLE BROMANCE. 78 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,299 AND WE GOT MUSIC FROM AMANDA SHIRES WITH JASON ISBELL, EVERYBODY! 79 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:13,640 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIG VALENTINE'S DAY SHOW GUYS, BACK WHEN WE WERE DOING 80 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,308 OUR AT-HOME SHOWS, WE DID A SEGMENT CALLED "ASK THE FALLONS," WHERE MY WIFE NANCY 81 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:25,752 AND I WOULD WALK AROUND TOGETHER AND ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM THE VIEWERS 82 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,954 AND SINCE TODAY IS VALENTINE'S DAY, WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO DO ANOTHER ONE. 83 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,723 SO HERE IS A SPECIAL VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION OF "ASK THE FALLONS. 84 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:29,756 VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION OF "ASK THE FALLONS. 85 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:36,062 ♪ ♪ ASK THE FALLONS 86 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:40,734 ASK THE FALLONS ♪ Jimmy: HI, EVERYONE HI. 87 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,702 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR SENDING IN ALL THOSE QUESTIONS SERIOUSLY, THANK YOU SO 88 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:46,873 MUCH [ LAUGHTER ] ISN'T IT THRILLING TO BE BACK. 89 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,275 Jimmy: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. YES, HAPPY VALENTINE'S. 90 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,879 Jimmy: WE HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A WHILE WHAT SONG BEST DESCRIBES YOUR 91 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,714 MARRIAGE YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF - WHAT. 92 00:06:54,714 --> 00:06:59,085 Jimmy: TODAY YOU PLAYED IT. WHAT SONG DO YOU ALWAYS SING JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. 93 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:04,457 THE BONNIE RAITT ONE? Jimmy: YEAH ♪ YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT ♪ 94 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:07,527 "LET'S GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT." I LOVE THAT ONE, YEAH 95 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:10,897 THEY'RE GIVING US SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT HERE. Jimmy: I FORGET THE PLOT OF 96 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:15,168 THE SONG LET'S JUST SAY IT'S THAT AND HOPE FOR THE BEST. 97 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:17,570 Jimmy: WE LOVE BONNIE RAITT NANCY, WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING JIMMY HAS DONE FOR YOU SO 98 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:24,678 FAR? I FEEL LIKE I'VE-- [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:29,382 TO ME, ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC THINGS WAS SO INSANE, WAS THE FLASH MOB AT THE SUSHI 100 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:35,822 RESTAURANT Jimmy: THE FLASH MOB WAS GOOD 101 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:41,294 WE WENT TO A SUSHI RESTAURANT. AND THEY WERE ALL ACTORS BUT IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 102 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,496 AND WE WERE-- WELL, YEAH. SO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 103 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,465 AND I'M LIKE PLEASE, NO BIG DEAL I DON'T DISLIKE MY BIRTHDAY. 104 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,734 IT'S FINE. I JUST DON'T NEED A GIANT PARTY. 105 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:54,074 WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH AND THIS MAN GETS UP AND HE STARTS SINGING-- 106 00:07:54,074 --> 00:08:01,081 ♪ WHY DO BIRD SUDDENLY APPEAR ♪ Jimmy: AND WE'RE LIKE-- 107 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,250 AND WE WERE LIKE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING HE'S ABOUT TO PROPOSE. 108 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:08,021 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS WOMAN WALKS OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND SHE'S LIKE - 109 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,491 ♪ EVERY TIM YOU ARE NEAR ♪ AND THEN EVERY TABLE STARTED 110 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:19,432 SINGING THE SONG THEN A TABLECLOTH COMES OFF OF A TABLE WE DIDN'T NOTICE 111 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:26,539 AND A KEYBOARD IS THERE. THIS GUY IS PLAYING THE KEYBOARD, DOING THE SONG 112 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:31,878 THEN THE TRUMPET OR SAXOPHONE COME OUT FROM THE KITCHEN. Jimmy: COMES OUT OF THE 113 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,481 KITCHEN WITH THE CHEF. ♪ OH MY GOD, IT WAS THE MOST 114 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:37,784 INSANE - Jimmy: YOU LOOKED AT ME AND I JUST MOUTHED, "HAPPY 115 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:44,057 BIRTHDAY." WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME TO PLAY TOGETHER? 116 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:49,062 Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE-- Together: SCRABBLE. Jimmy: WHAT'S THE LONGEST 117 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:50,930 TRIP YOU'VE EVER BEEN ON TOGETHER AND WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN? 118 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:53,366 THAT FRANCE TRIP WAS PRETTY LONG REMEMBER WHEN WE WOKE UP THE 119 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:59,239 NEXT MORNING YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY FUN Jimmy: I GO, "HONEY WAKE 120 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:01,875 UP." I GO, "HONEY--" WE'RE STAYING AT THIS NICE 121 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:09,182 PLACE. AND I GO, "HONEY, ONE OF US-- YOU SHOOK ME AND YOU GO, 122 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:13,920 "HONEY, ONE OF US WET THE BED. AND I SIT UP, I GO, "FIRST OF ALL, ONE OF US DID NOT WET THE 123 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,023 BED. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT IF YOU DID, YOU 124 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:22,195 KNOW-- GET IT OUT THERE GET IT OUT THERE NOW AND SAY LIKE, YOU KNOW - 125 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:26,132 THIS IS A THING Jimmy: JUST MAKE IT EASIER ON YOU SO YOU DON'T FEEL BAD 126 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:28,301 I'M LIKE, "NO." Jimmy: ONE OF US WET THE BED. 127 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:34,107 "ONE OF US DID NOT WET THE BED. DID YOU WET THE BED? 128 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:37,177 Jimmy: IT WAS SOAKING WET, ON MY SIDE SO IT WAS PROBABLY ME. 129 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:39,779 I GO, WAIT - IT WAS SO WEIRD AND YOU GO, HONEY - 130 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:42,849 Jimmy: WE WENT SWIMMING LAST NIGHT. YOU WENT TO SLEEP IN YOUR SWIM 131 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:51,157 TRUNKS "ONE OF US WET THE BED" IS ONE MY FAVORITES 132 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,427 Jimmy: WHO IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? FRANNY. 133 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,365 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON. THAT WAS A LOADED QUESTION 134 00:09:58,365 --> 00:10:00,667 THEY KNOW THE ANSWER OH, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CANDY BAR? 135 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:06,906 YOU LIKE THAT ONE. Jimmy: YEAH IT'S NOT A BABE RUTH. 136 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,809 BUT IT'S NAMED AFTER - Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, BABE RUTH IS NOT A CANDY BAR, 137 00:10:09,809 --> 00:10:15,749 IT'S BASEBALL PLAYER YEAH, BUT ISN'T THE ONE YOU LIKE NAMED AFTER - 138 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:19,019 Jimmy: NO OH HENRY, OH HENRY. Jimmy: NO 139 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,920 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHAT THAT CANDY BAR IS. 140 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,824 OH HENRY WHO LIKES AN OH HENRY BAR? YOU LIKE SOME - 141 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:30,730 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CLARK. YEAH, THE CLARK BAR 142 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,133 OH HENRY CLARK - IT'S NOT LIKE "OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-- 143 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:37,170 DIFFERENT, TWO NAMES TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT NAMES Jimmy: OH, HENRY, IT'S 144 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:42,108 A PHRASE IT'S A SENTENCE. OH, HENRY. 145 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,077 WHAT WOULD BE MY FAVORITE CANDY BAR? IT WOULD BE MORE OF A SWEET 146 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:49,983 TART TYPE OF SITUATION OH, YEAH LIKE, HOT TAMALES. 147 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:54,120 WOULD YOU CHEW EACH OTHER'S ABC GUM? I TOTALLY WOULD. 148 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,656 Jimmy: I WOULD. HELL YEAH I WOULDN'T JUST, LIKE, "OOH, 149 00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:01,061 CAN I HAVE THAT? Jimmy: YOU WOULD, YEAH. ME TOO 150 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,430 I WOULDN'T LIKE WANT IT BUT I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT. Jimmy: ME, TOO. 151 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:07,567 AWE HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Jimmy: I LOVE YOU 152 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:12,472 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY HAVE A GOOD ONE. OR DON'T 153 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:15,108 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT. 154 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,310 Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. HAVE A GOOD ONE. 155 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,845 WE'LL JUST END ON "HAVE A GOOD ONE," IS THE NICE THING TO SAY OR DON'T 156 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,081 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 157 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:25,185 HAVE A GOOD ONE OR DON'T I LOVE YOU, HONEY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAY 158 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,454 TWO OF PERM WEEK COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 159 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:37,630 ♪ Jimmy: SINCE IT IS A VALENTINE'S DAY, TONIGHT WE 160 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,199 ARE PERMING NOT ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE, A COUPLE AND HERE THEY ARE NOW, TAMARA 161 00:11:39,199 --> 00:12:02,055 AND KAMI, COME ON OUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 162 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,124 SHOW, EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW, NOT A LOT OF THINGS ARE CERTAIN IN THIS CRAZY 163 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:09,362 WORLD. WE SCURRY THROUGH LIFE LICKETY-SPLIT FROM ONE FLEETING 164 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:14,300 EXPERIENCE TO ANOTHER. NOTHING SEEMS SACRED ANYMORE NOTHING SEEMS PERMANENT. 165 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,302 AND THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WE'RE SALUTING THE ONE THING WE KNOW 166 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:20,640 IS STILL PERMANENT, THE PERMANENT, AKA THE PERMANENT WAVE, AKA THE PERM 167 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,309 THAT'S RIGHT IT'S THE RETURN OF "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK!" 168 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:23,343 IT'S THE RETURN OF "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK!" 169 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:30,083 ♪ ♪ IT'S PERM WEE 170 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:39,325 ON TONIGHT SHO IT'S PERM WEEK OH MY GOD ♪ 171 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:48,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK. 172 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,237 THE VERY SPECIAL WEEK WHERE EVERY DAY WE PICK SOMEONE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND STYLISHLY PERM 173 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:59,446 THEIR HAIR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SINCE IT IS A VALENTINE'S DAY, 174 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:07,854 TONIGHT WE ARE PERMING NOT ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE, A COUPLE YES. 175 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:17,797 THE LUCKY PERM RECIPIENTS ARE TAMARA DOHERTY AND KAMI COTTER [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 176 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,533 TAMARA IS FROM STATEN ISLAND. KAMI IS FROM COLORADO. 177 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,370 AND THEY'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THEIR NEW HAIRDOS. 178 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,104 IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY FOR THEM TAKE A LOOK. 179 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,673 HI, I'M TAMARA DOHERTY. 180 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,477 HI, I'M KAMI COTTER AND TODAY WE'RE GETTING PERMS. 181 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,445 HEARING ABOUT PERMS, I DID HAVE TO GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TO CHECK IF IT WAS STRAIGHTENING 182 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:38,351 YOUR HAIR OR CURLING YOUR HAIR I'M HOPING IT'S NOT LIKE TOO POOFY. 183 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:42,622 THIS REALLY WASN'T MY IDEA I KIND OF JUST TAGGED ALONG. I AM KIND OF GOING AFTER 184 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:46,993 DOLLY, THE QUEEN OF THE PERMS. I WOULD LOVE A LITTLE BIT OF DREW BARRYMORE PERM IN THERE AS 185 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,295 WELL I WOULD RATHER BE AT A SPA DAY TODAY THAN GETTING A PERM, 186 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:55,201 BUT IT WILL STILL BE A A VALENTINE'S DAY TO REMEMBER. YOU CAN'T PLAN A PERM 187 00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:58,672 IT JUST GOTTA KIND OF HAPPEN SO, I'M READY TO SEE WHO I LOOK LIKE 188 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT TAMARA AND KAMI ARE GOING 189 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:05,578 TO LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BEEN SEQUESTERED SINCE THEY GOT PERMED. 190 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,681 SO THEY HAVEN'T SEEN THEMSELVES YET. THEY ALSO HAVEN'T SEEN EACH 191 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:12,118 OTHER. THIS ENTIRE PROCESS HAS BEEN CLOAKED IN SECRECY 192 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:15,522 [ LAUGHTER ] AUDIENCE, ARE YOU READY TO SEE THE BRAND NEW FRESHLY-PERMED 193 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:22,195 TAMARA AND KAMI? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE THEY ARE BEFORE 194 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,098 AND HERE THEY ARE NOW. TAMARA AND KAMI, COME ON OUT 195 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:34,207 ♪ Jimmy: WOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 196 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:40,347 IT IS AMAZING Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I SAID I LOVE IF SHE COULD 197 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,083 LOOK LIKE JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS. I THINK WE NAILED IT Jimmy: YES. 198 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,886 I LOVE IT. DO YOU LIKE THE LOOK I DON'T KNOW YET, JIMMY 199 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,856 Jimmy: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T KNOW YET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,326 HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO YOUR HAIR NO. 201 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:57,097 NO. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? AUDIENCE, THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. 202 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,667 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU READY? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, BY THE 203 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,404 WAY. NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT REVEAL OF ALL, TAMARA, KAMI, 204 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,641 ARE YOU READY TO SEE YOURSELVES YEAH. 205 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:15,215 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THREE, TWO, ONE. LET'S REVEAL 206 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:23,823 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 207 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:28,328 Jimmy: I THINK YOU LOOK FANTASTIC! YOU GUYS LOOK GOOD 208 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,164 THE CURLY GIRLS Jimmy: LOOK AT THE CURLY GIRLS. 209 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,333 COME ON. DO YOU GUYS-- DO YOU LIKE THE NEW LOOK 210 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,736 YEAH, I LOVE THE NEW LOOK Jimmy: YOU'RE KEEPING IT? WE'RE KEEPING IT. 211 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,806 Jimmy: AT LEAST KEEP IT FOR THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS UNTIL NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY. 212 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,975 Jimmy: UNTIL NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY. I LOVE IT. 213 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,843 OUR THANKS TO THE MARK AND RYAN SALON FOR THESE WONDERFUL PERMS. 214 00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:47,347 HAPPY PERM WEEK, EVERYONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 215 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:52,819 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." I LOVE IT! 216 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:57,390 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 217 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:04,597 Jimmy: WORD THAT STARTS WITH AN "M. ONE, TWO, THREE-- 218 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:08,668 MUSKRAT MAMMAL! [ BUZZER ] 219 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:12,439 HEY, MUSKRAT, MAMMAL. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO A MUSKRAT IS A MAMMAL 220 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:33,059 MONEY MAMMOGRAM Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "THE 221 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,695 TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY IT IS TIME TO PLAY A GAME THAT TESTS JUST HOW CONNECTED TWO 222 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:40,867 PEOPLE ARE TO EACH OTHER IT'S TIME TO PLAY "JINX. 223 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:46,272 ♪ J-J-J-JIN J-J-J-JINX ♪ Jimmy: OUR FIRST TEAM 224 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,741 TONIGHT, THEY'RE THE EMMY-NOMINATED FOUNDERS OF MAGNOLIA NETWORK, WHO'VE 225 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:54,914 RELEASED SEVEN "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST-SELLING BOOKS IT IS CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES 226 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,385 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 227 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,353 COME ON! YES. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 228 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,322 [ APPLAUSE ] THEIR OPPONENTS, THEY'RE THE HOSTS OF THE POPULAR YOUTUBE 229 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:07,894 SERIES, "GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING," WHICH IS IN ITS 23rd SEASON 230 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,863 GIVE IT UP FOR RHETT AND LINK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 231 00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:14,234 ♪ WOW. WOW. 232 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,103 BOO Jimmy: NO, THEY CAN HEAR YOU. 233 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:19,272 BOO Jimmy: YOUR MICROPHONE IS ON 234 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,041 YOUR MIC-- BOO Jimmy: THE RULES ARE VERY 235 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,043 SIMPLE THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. THAT'S NOT A GOOD LOOK. 236 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,678 Jimmy: I WILL GIVE YOU A CATEGORY MAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE 237 00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:28,448 MIC'ED YOU BOO [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,851 STOP. Jimmy: I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CATEGORY, THEN YOU BOTH COUNT 239 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,887 TO THREE AND NAME SOMETHING IN THAT CATEGORY AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU MATCH, THAT'S A JINX AND 240 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:40,160 YOU GET A POINT. IF YOU DON'T, THE OTHER TEAM GETS A CHANCE TO STEAL 241 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,064 BOTH TEAMS, PLEASE PUT ON YOUR JINX GLOVES. OKAY. 242 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:49,436 RIGHT Jimmy: THIS WILL HELP LINK YOUR MINDS TOGETHER. 243 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,605 OH. WE GOT IT Jimmy: YOU GOT IT 244 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,708 WE GOT IT Jimmy: YEAH, SO THE GLOVES ARE CONNECTED. 245 00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,876 IF YOU TRY TO PULL AWAY-- [ APPLAUSE ] I FEEL-- 246 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,079 YEAH. Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T. NO, YOU ARE CONNECTED. 247 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,680 ALL RIGHT, ONCE LINKED, FEEL FREE TO REST YOUR ARMS ON THE PROVIDED ELBOW DUVET 248 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,682 OH. OH, THANK YOU FOR THAT. THIS MAKES IT EASIER. 249 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,518 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M STARTING TO SHAKE A A LITTLE 250 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,487 Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T KNOW-- THIS IS NOT AN ENDURANCE GAME, THIS IS MORE OF A FUN, MENTAL 251 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,123 CHALLENGE. CHIP AND JOANNA, YOU ARE UP FIRST. 252 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:16,763 CAN I HAVE THE CATEGORY, PLEASE OH, MY GOSH 253 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,499 THAT'S AMAZING [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,801 RIGHT FOR THE - Jimmy: YOUR CATEGORY-- YOUR CATEGORY IS POWER TOOLS. 255 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,437 OH. OKAY. Jimmy: CHIP AND JOANNA-- I 256 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,273 MEAN, THIS IS-- ALL RIGHT Jimmy: YOU SHOULD KNOW. 257 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,242 OKAY. COME ON, WE GOT THIS. Jimmy: YOU GOT TO SAY THE 258 00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,343 SAME ONE CHIP AND JOANNA, WHENEVER YOU ARE READY. 259 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,612 GOT IT. Jimmy: ONE-- YOU GOT IT. 260 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,714 Jimmy:-- TWO, THREE. DRILL DRILL 261 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,884 [ BELL DINGING ] Jimmy: YES, YOU BOTH SAID DRILL. 262 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,354 WHAT DID YOU SAY? DRILL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 263 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,223 Jimmy: YOU SAID IT. THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. 264 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:48,261 DRILL. THAT IS A JINX YOU GET A POINT AND A LOT OF 265 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,663 CONFETTI RHETT AND LINK, YOU GET TO START THIS ROUND 266 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,699 HERE WE GO OKAY. Jimmy: LET'S GET YOUR 267 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,067 CATEGORY, PLEASE [ LAUGHTER ] READY? 268 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,136 CATEGORY IS ICE CREAM FLAVORS. OKAY. Jimmy: ICE CREAM FLAVORS. 269 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,971 YOU'RE-- YOU WANT THE JINX. YOU GUYS ARE-- YOU'RE IN THE VIBE 270 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,041 I CAN SEE YOU GUYS LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER'S SOULS OH, MY GOSH 271 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,909 OKAY. Jimmy: LOOK AT-- LOOK AT THIS 272 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,512 THIS IS INTENSE. THEY'RE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT. 273 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,013 YEAH. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THREE, TWO, ONE 274 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,249 RAINBOW SHERBET CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,852 [ SAD TUBA ] RAINBOW SHERBET Jimmy: I COULDN'T-- RAINBOW 276 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,487 SHERBET. YEAH COME ON, MAN, EVERYBODY 277 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:18,658 KNOWS RAINBOW SHERBET IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF THAT'S TRUE 278 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,627 Jimmy: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH IS PRETTY GOOD TOO ALL RIGHT, WOW, YOU HAVE A 279 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,563 A CHANCE TO STEAL. OH, WE GOT THIS WE GOT THIS. 280 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,532 Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS THIS IS EASY. Jimmy: EASY 281 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,500 OOH, ALL RIGHT HERE WE GO ONE, TWO, THREE. 282 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,469 VANILLA VANILLA Jimmy: WHAT 283 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:34,808 [ DINGING LET'S GO, LET'S GO. Jimmy: YOU GOT VANILLA? 284 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:38,311 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S YOUR SPOT THAT'S OUR SPOT 285 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,280 NO, BUT I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD PICK Jimmy: YOU KNEW THAT'S WHAT 286 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,048 HE WOULD PICK. YEAH. WELL, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER 287 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,050 CHOCOLATE, BUT IT'S SO LONG. Jimmy: YEAH SO, I JUST WENT STRAIGHT FOR 288 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,853 VANILLA. I'M CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH. 289 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,588 Jimmy: RAINBOW-- RAINBOW SHERBET. OKAY, HERE WE GO 290 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,056 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CHIP AND JOANNA, YOU'RE IN THE LEAD 291 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,891 YOU'RE, KIND OF, CRUSHING RIGHT NOW 2-0. IT IS TIME FOR THE NEXT ROUND. 292 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,727 CAN I GET THE CATEGORY, PLEASE [ TUBE SOUND ] [ LAUGHTER ] 293 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,129 Jimmy: WORDS THAT START WITH "M." OH! 294 00:19:56,129 --> 00:20:01,267 Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. MOM MAGNOLIA! 295 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:04,437 OH. [ SAD TUBA ] [ BUZZER ] 296 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,073 YOUR OWN COMPANY. DAGGOMIT. Jimmy: YOU'RE ALL ABOUT 297 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:11,011 THE-- WELL, YOU'RE ALL ABOUT THE CASH COME ON. 298 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:13,613 MOM, OF COURSE I'M A MOM, YOU KNOW EVERY TIME WE SAY 299 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,215 "MAGNOLIA," THEY GIVE US A A $100 CASHIER'S CHECK Jimmy: YOU CAN'T-- SO, YOU 300 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,617 CAN'T SAY "MOM" OR "MAGNOLIA." DAGGOMIT. Jimmy: OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE A 301 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,620 A CHANCE TO STEAL. WORD THAT STARTS WITH AN "M," GET IN THERE 302 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,991 OH, MY GOSH. I CAN FEEL IT. ONE, TWO, THREE-- 303 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,827 MUSKRAT MAMMAL! [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,331 [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] HEY, MUSKRAT, MAMMAL. 305 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,401 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO A MUSKRAT IS A MAMMAL Jimmy: NO, I UNDERSTAND, BUT 306 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,703 NO GIVE US HALF A POINT! Jimmy: NO-- I'M NOT-- 307 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,105 THEY NURSE THEIR YOUNG! Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WORDS THAT START WITH "M. 308 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,074 OKAY. YOU'LL DO GREAT. Jimmy: ONE, TWO, THREE. 309 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,043 MONEY MAMMOGRAM [ LAUGHTER ] 310 00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:46,546 [ SAD TUBA ] NO HEY. 311 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,917 Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY-- [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH. 312 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,319 THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING, CHIP [ AIR HORN ] 313 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,954 OH! Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS. 314 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,457 WHAT? Jimmy: IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROUND. 315 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,392 THE FIRST-- [ LAUGHTER ] THE FIRST TEAM TO JINX GETS TEN 316 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,395 POINTS AND WILL BE DECLARED "JINX" CHAMPIONS OH! 317 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,798 OH RIGHT ALL RIGHT. 318 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:07,534 SO, IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME Jimmy: IT'S ANYONE'S GAME WOW 319 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,069 Jimmy: BUT CHIP AND JOANNA, YOU ARE UP FIRST LET'S GO. 320 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:11,604 Jimmy: YOU GET ONE CHANCE TO JINX OTHERWISE, RHETT AND LINK CAN 321 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,406 STEAL AND TAKE THE WHOLE GAME. AND WE WILL Jimmy: CAN WE HAVE THE 322 00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,942 CATEGORY, PLEASE [ TUBE SOUND ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 323 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:21,081 ♪ [ BELL DING WELL, DONE. 324 00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:24,250 Jimmy: TEN POINTS COME ON, BABE Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY 325 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:28,621 GIFTS. [ AUDIENCE OOHS VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS. 326 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,892 ONE, TWO, THREE. JEWELRY VACUUM. 327 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,096 [ BUZZER ] [ SAD TUBA ] [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:39,666 YOU-- THEY WIN IT. YOU DESERVE TO WIN Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WAIT 329 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,968 THEY WANT US TO WIN SO BAD. Jimmy: JEWELRY OR A VACUUM. HE SAID A VACUUM. 330 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,536 Jimmy: A VACUUM, YOU COULD NEVER GIVE THAT. THAT IS THE WORST VALENTINE'S 331 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:49,709 DAY GIFT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME YOU GUYS GOT THIS FOR THE WIN. 332 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:53,446 WE GOT IT Jimmy: VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT ONE, TWO, THREE. 333 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,849 [ DRUM ROLL PONY! PONY! 334 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:58,251 Jimmy: WHAT?! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] 335 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:02,055 YES Jimmy: OH, MY GOD WELL DONE 336 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,591 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, RHETT AND LINK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 337 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,559 YOU HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT LINK AND THE FACT THAT YOU DID IT ON VALENTINE'S DAY, OF COURSE, IT 338 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:11,798 MAKES IT MUCH SWEETER. CONGRATULATIONS. THANKS TO CHIP AND 339 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:16,703 JOANNA GAINES. RHETT AND LINK WE'RE TALKING TO CHIP AND 340 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:20,206 JOANNA AFTER THE BREAK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 341 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:44,197 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE 342 00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:52,405 EMMY-NOMINATED HOSTS, AND PRODUCERS, AND FOUNDERS OF MAGNOLIA NETWORK 343 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:55,475 SHE ALSO HAS A NEW YORK BEST-TIMING SELLING BOOK CALLED "THE STORIES WE TELL" WHICH IS 344 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,577 AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME, CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES! 345 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:57,610 PLEASE WELCOME, CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES! 346 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:06,820 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 347 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:16,563 ♪ Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU. 348 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,632 CHIP AND JOANNA. WELCOME BACK IT'S ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU 349 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:23,570 WHAT DOES A TYPICAL VALENTINE'S DAY LOOK LIKE FOR YOU GUYS WE TYPICALLY DURING THE WEEK 350 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:27,540 WILL GO ON A DATE NIGHT THURSDAY SO, WHEN VALENTINE'S DAY COMES 351 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:32,212 AROUND, WE LIKE TO INCLUDE THE KIDS SO, WE'LL DO A FANCY DINNER AT 352 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,914 HOME STEAK, LOBSTER - ALL THE KIDS WRITE EACH 353 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:38,818 OTHER'S VALENTINES LETTERS THEY ALL GET DRESSED UP SO, WE DID IT EARLIER SINCE WE 354 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,620 WERE GOING TO BE HERE, BUT IT'S OUR FAVORITE THING Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT 355 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:43,690 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE FIVE KIDS NOW YES 356 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:45,425 Jimmy: AND I KNOW YOU BOND OVER TAYLOR SWIFT WITH YOUR DAUGHTERS. 357 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:49,896 RIGHT? DO YOU WANT TO TELL THE TAYLOR SWIFT STORY 358 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:55,802 I WOULD LOVE TO TELL IT YOU WERE THERE. YOU WERE THERE, JIMMY. 359 00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:59,339 Jimmy: WAS I? WE WERE IN NEW YORK WE SOMEHOW GOTTEN INVITED TO 360 00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:02,242 THIS THING CALLED "THE TIMES 100. AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SEGMENTED 361 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:06,312 OUT. THIS IS TRUE I THOUGHT IT WAS SEGMENTED OUT 362 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,281 LIKE AROUND REGIONALLY SO I THOUGHT WE WERE THE 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN 363 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:14,487 CENTRAL TEXAS. BUT THEY, IN FACT, MEANT LIKE A LARGER SPOT. 364 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:18,425 Jimmy: YES, YES A LARGER AUDIENCE THAN THAT SO WE COME TO THIS THING, 365 00:24:18,425 --> 00:24:22,362 EVERYBODY IS THERE YOU WERE THERE YOU REMEMBER 366 00:24:22,362 --> 00:24:25,331 2019 2019. Jimmy: OF COURSE. 367 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,300 YOU WERE SITTING IN FRONT OF US OF COURSE 368 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:29,269 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. WHENEVER TIMBERLAKE SAYS SOMETHING, YOU KNOW EXACTLY 369 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:34,708 WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IF I MENTION SOME BRO 370 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:38,111 MOMENT, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Jimmy: WE WERE BRO-ING OUT? 371 00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:42,582 WE WERE BRO-ED OUT, BRO Jimmy: REALLY SO, LONG STORY SHORT. 372 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:44,684 WE'RE IN AN AUDITORIUM SIMILAR TO THIS. Jimmy: OH, I REMEMBER THIS. 373 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:49,255 TAYLOR SWIFT COMES IN THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IS FILLED BUT WAS EVERYONE'S MINGLING 374 00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,324 EVERYONE'S MINGLING. THERE WAS THE ROCK, MARTHA STEWART 375 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,860 I MEAN, EVERYONE WE WERE IN AWE WE WERE TWO KIDS FROM WACO, 376 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,261 TEXAS. WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOING HERE 377 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:58,331 OH, I FLIRTED WITH MARTHA STEWART IN AN AGGRESSIVE-- A VERY REAL WAY. 378 00:24:58,331 --> 00:25:01,401 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YES. BUT, SO ALL OF US - 379 00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:04,471 I TOLD HER, "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO JO, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR DMs." 380 00:25:04,471 --> 00:25:09,376 Jimmy: COME ON. YOU GOT 20 YEARS IN MAY. SO, TAYLOR WALKS IN THE ROOM 381 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,111 SHE WALKS IN. WE WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. 382 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:15,281 TAYLOR SWIFT ROLLS IN. Jimmy: YEAH SHE KIND OF CATCHES EYE 383 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:18,451 CONTACT WITH, I THOUGHT, ME. BUT JO SWEARS TO THIS DAY IT WAS HER. 384 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:21,521 THIS IS TRUE AND SHE GOES LIKE THIS TO US - BUT WE BOTH THOUGHT IT'S FOR 385 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:26,059 SURE SOMEONE BEHIND US SO BOTH OF US GO LIKE THIS [ LAUGHTER ] 386 00:25:26,059 --> 00:25:28,628 WE'RE LOOKING OVER OUR SHOULDERS. [ LAUGHTER ] 387 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,464 LIKE IDIOTS LIKE, "WHAT IN THE WORLD IS TALKING ABOUT? 388 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:35,402 LIKE, "ME?" [ LAUGHTER ] AND HOW HILARIOUS, CAUSE, 389 00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:37,137 JIMMY, YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE FRONT ROW WHERE THE REAL CELEBRITIES WERE 390 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:39,105 YEAH. WE WERE A LITTLE FURTHER BACK UP. 391 00:25:39,105 --> 00:25:42,609 LIKE BACK ROW. Jimmy: PLEASE MAYBE SHE WAS DOING IT TO 392 00:25:42,609 --> 00:25:45,779 YOU? Jimmy: WOW. WHO IS TO SAY 393 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:48,381 IT WAS ONE OF US THREE FOR SURE Jimmy: I DO REMEMBER. 394 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:51,117 LET'S GO. Jimmy: WHAT'S UP TAYLOR TAYLOR LOVES ONE OF US 395 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:52,886 YEAH. Jimmy: LET'S GO AHEAD AND BELIEVE THAT 396 00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:55,388 I THINK I REMEMBER THIS BECAUSE THIS IS AROUND WHEN YOU WERE KIND OF LAUNCHING YOUR NETWORK 397 00:25:55,388 --> 00:26:02,729 IT'S A MASSIVE HIT I'M OBSESSED WITH MAGNOLIA NETWORK. 398 00:26:02,729 --> 00:26:05,899 I LOVE IT SO MUCH. THANK YOU Jimmy: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I 399 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,635 LIKE I LIKE "MAIN CABIN MASTERS." YES 400 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,471 YEAH, THEY'RE THE BEST. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT SHOW I THINK IT'S JUST FEEL GOOD. 401 00:26:11,471 --> 00:26:14,040 I LOVE IT. I LOVE TO SEE WHAT THEY DO THEY'RE BRILLIANT. 402 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,942 THEY'RE GENIUSES TOTALLY Jimmy: I LOVE THE WHOLE 403 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,912 BEGINNING END OF THAT STUFF. I LOVE THAT. I LOVE "MAGNOLIA TABLE." 404 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,047 THANK YOU Jimmy: I LOVE "THE LOST KITCHEN. 405 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,283 YEAH. LET'S GO "LOST KITCHEN. 406 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:24,918 LET'S GO Jimmy: WHEN YOU WATCH ONE SHOW ON MAGNOLIA NETWORK, 407 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,420 THERE'S COMMERCIALS FOR OTHER SHOWS. I GO, "HONEY WE HAVE TO START 408 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:30,824 DVR-ING THAT ONE." BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONE WE SHOULD - 409 00:26:30,824 --> 00:26:34,094 SO, I'M BASICALLY WATCH THE NETWORK 24/7 NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR BOOK, AS 410 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,596 WELL, BY THE WAY I'M INTO THIS. I JUST FINISHED 411 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:40,967 MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY'S BOOK AND IT WAS VERY INSPIRING FOR ME-- AND MOVING 412 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,169 I'M READY FOR ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS AND IT'S PERFECT 413 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:46,873 I'M MOVING RIGHT INTO THIS YOU ALMOST DIDN'T RELEASE THIS, AND PUBLISH THIS 414 00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:49,275 YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT WAS IT? WAS IT JUST AN EXERCISE? 415 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,077 IT WAS, YOU KNOW, ME MOVING INTO MY MID 40s, FEELING LIKE EVERYTHING WAS A LITTLE BIT 416 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:56,816 FOGGY. AND I TOLD CHIP, "I NEED TO LOOK AT MY LIFE. 417 00:26:56,816 --> 00:27:00,754 I NEED TO EVALUATE IT AND REALLY--" I FELT LIKE I WAS AT THIS 418 00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:03,590 EMOTIONAL THRESHOLD, REALLY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DO I NEED TO BRING WITH ME AS I MOVE 419 00:27:03,590 --> 00:27:09,929 FORWARD? WHAT SERVED ME WELL? AND THEN WHAT DOUBTS, AND 420 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,899 INSECURITIES, AND FEARS I NEED TO LEAVE BEHIND AS I MOVE FORWARD IN THIS NEW SEASON 421 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:16,269 BUT I ALSO THINK IF YOU TAKE OFF THAT JACKET, THERE'S ME AS A SIX-YEAR-OLD 422 00:27:16,269 --> 00:27:19,572 AND A LOT OF MY WRITING IN THAT PRACTICE WAS WRITING BACK TO HER. 423 00:27:19,572 --> 00:27:25,245 I FEEL LIKE AS WE GET OLDER, WE CHASE MATURITY AND WISDOM. I THINK ALL THAT IS GREAT. 424 00:27:25,245 --> 00:27:30,617 BUT WE ALSO FORGET THAT CHILD-LIKE SPIRIT WE ALL ONCE HAD. 425 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:33,119 SO I WAS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER. THAT'S LIKE THE WHOLIST I 426 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,755 WAS-- THE FREEIST I WAS A LOT OF WRITING WAS WRITING BACK TO MY SIX-YEAR-OLD SELF 427 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:39,459 LET'S GO! BUT I WANT TO ASK YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 428 00:27:39,459 --> 00:27:41,661 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. I LOVE ASKING THIS QUESTION BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT 429 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,830 THAT CHILD-LIKE WONDER THAT WE ALL HAD. JIMMY, WHAT WOULD YOU TELL 430 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:59,579 YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD SELF Jimmy: WELL, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ASK THAT 431 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:05,151 OKAY, SO YOU'RE PREPARED. Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF ME WHEN I WAS SIX 432 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:11,825 SO, I'LL TALK TO MYSELF. OH, MY GOD. AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN. 433 00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:15,095 WHAT A DOLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JIMMY, YOU'VE SERVED 434 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:19,899 FOUR YEARS IN THE U.S. NAVY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE A PATRIOT AND 435 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:25,705 A HERO AT SIX-YEARS-OLD. I WOULD SAY, "IT'S ALL GOING TO BE OKAY. 436 00:28:25,705 --> 00:28:30,710 YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S ALL GOING TO WORK OUT PRETTY AWESOMELY BY 437 00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:35,115 THE WAY. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LAUGH. 438 00:28:35,115 --> 00:28:37,617 WOW Jimmy: WORK WITH SOME OF YOUR BIGGEST IDOLS, AND YOUR 439 00:28:37,617 --> 00:28:41,321 WIFE IS PRETTY HOT I LOVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 440 00:28:41,321 --> 00:28:45,692 Jimmy: THE BOOK IS AWESOME. I'M LOVING IT. I'M LOVING EVERYTHING I'M 441 00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:52,599 READING SO FAR NOT ONLY IS IT INTERESTING, BUT IT HELPS OTHER PEOPLE. 442 00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:57,070 IT HELPS ME. IT HELPS YOU WHEN YOU READ THIS BOOK 443 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,872 I THINK EVERYONE HERE IS GOING TO LOVE IT BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT ONE FOR EVERYONE IN OUR 444 00:28:58,872 --> 00:29:04,511 AUDIENCE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME WITH A 445 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,346 A COPY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT HERE 446 00:29:06,346 --> 00:29:09,349 WE LOVE WHEN YOU'RE HERE PLEASE COME BACK CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES 447 00:29:09,349 --> 00:29:12,018 "THE STORIES WE TELL" IS AVAILABLE NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RHETT 448 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:18,024 AND LINK YEAH, STICK AROUND COME ON! 449 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:41,815 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE 450 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:47,320 THE HOSTS OF POPULAR SHOW, "GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE. 451 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,589 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME RHETT AND LINK 452 00:29:51,324 --> 00:30:06,473 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 453 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:09,843 Jimmy: YEAH IT'S ALWAYS A JOY TO SEE BOTH OF YOU 454 00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:15,382 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE ON OUR FALLON-TINE'S DAY SHOW WHEN I THINK OF A BROMANCE, I 455 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:18,818 THINK OF YOU GUYS. THANK YOU, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 456 00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,887 I APPRECIATE THAT Jimmy: YEAH YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 457 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,756 NEARLY 40 YEARS. YEAH. YEAH. 458 00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:24,657 Jimmy: YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS ON THE SHOW. YOU WERE IN DETENTION IN GRADE 459 00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:28,194 SCHOOL HERE YOU ARE IN SEVENTH GRADE. LOOK AT THIS 460 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:32,032 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] SO STUDIOUS [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:34,234 Jimmy: WHAT IS THE SECRET TO SUCH A LONG-LASTING FRIENDSHIP HAVE YOU EVER HAD FIGHTS OR 462 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,970 CONFLICTS? WELL, WE'RE ACTUALLY-- WE'RE KIND OF GOING THROUGH 463 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,438 SOMETHING RIGHT NOW TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. BECAUSE LINK, IN A MOUNTAIN 464 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:44,511 BIKING ACCIDENT, BROKE HIS COLLARBONE IN DECEMBER YEAH. 465 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,013 SO, HE'S-- HE'S BASICALLY FULLY RECOVERED BUT HE WORE A SLING. 466 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:50,283 YEAH, I WAS WEARING A SLING FOR, LIKE, THE WHOLE MONTH OF JANUARY ON THE SHOW. 467 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,286 RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH AND WHAT I REALIZED AT THE 468 00:30:53,286 --> 00:30:55,055 TIME, AND THIS IS THE SOURCE OF THE CONFLICT, IS THAT WHEN I GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING 469 00:30:55,055 --> 00:30:56,856 THAT'S HAPPENING ON THE SHOW-- OF COURSE, WE SIT AS RHETT AND LINK SO NOBODY GETS CONFUSED 470 00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:02,095 JUST LIKE WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW. Jimmy: YES. 471 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:05,598 YEAH. I'LL-- I'LL HIT HIM IN THE SHOULDER 472 00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:08,234 I'M-- HEY, YOU KNOW, I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME I'M PUNCHING MY BUDDY. 473 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:11,504 YOU KNOW Jimmy: YES. AND I REALIZE I ACTUALLY-- 474 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:13,673 I HIT HIM QUITE A LOT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND HE HAD HIS-- AND 475 00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,542 YOU WERE WEARING A SLING YEAH. YEAH 476 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:18,078 Jimmy: HE'S GOT A BROKEN COLLARBONE SO, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO 477 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:21,981 FIND, LIKE, A NEW APPROACH TO, LIKE, CONNECT. YOU KNOW 478 00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,416 Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY YOUR REACTION IS GETTING BETTER 479 00:31:23,416 --> 00:31:25,452 YEAH, IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'RE 480 00:31:25,452 --> 00:31:27,253 GETTING REALLY GOOD. YEAH. NOW THAT I'VE GOTTEN RID OF THE 481 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,755 SLING, I'VE FINALLY GOTTEN GOOD AT IT. Jimmy: LIKE A WAX OUT, WAX 482 00:31:28,755 --> 00:31:30,724 OFF TYPE OF THING. IT'S, KIND OF-- YEAH, BUT I HAVEN'T REALLY 483 00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:32,492 LANDED ON ANYTHING BECAUSE THIS FEELS REALLY WEIRD YEAH, DON'T DO THAT 484 00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:34,327 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU SAID YOU GOT A A LITTLE, KIND OF, TESTY HAVING 485 00:31:34,327 --> 00:31:36,629 THIS SLING I DID, YEAH Jimmy: YEAH 486 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:38,598 AND I-- I GOT A LITTLE ANTSY. I WANTED TO GET OUT OF IT. 487 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:40,834 Jimmy: YEAH ACTUALLY, I PLANNED-- LIKE THE LAST DAY I HAD TO WEAR IT, 488 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:42,702 WE WERE SHOOTING "GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING" AND I SAID, "I'M JUST GOING TO HULK OUT OF THIS 489 00:31:42,702 --> 00:31:48,441 THING. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL RHETT ABOUT IT 490 00:31:48,441 --> 00:31:50,110 IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG SURPRISE IT'S GOING TO BE JUST THIS HUGE 491 00:31:50,110 --> 00:32:00,253 MOMENT FOR OUR AUDIENCE AND FOR RHETT FOR ME TO JUST BREAK OUT Jimmy: YEAH 492 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:01,888 BUT IT DIDN'T-- IT WASN'T AS EASY AS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE. 493 00:32:01,888 --> 00:32:04,624 Jimmy: IT WASN'T AS SMOOTH AS THAT. NO 494 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:07,360 I WANT TO SHOW YOU HERE IS LINK TRYING TO HULK OUT 495 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:07,861 OF HIS SLING CHECK THIS OUT 496 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:15,068 [ SCREAMING 497 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:27,347 [ LAUGHTER ] [ SCREAMING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 498 00:32:27,347 --> 00:32:31,851 [ SCREAMING Jimmy: YOUR REACTION-- HEY, LISTEN 499 00:32:31,851 --> 00:32:35,655 IF HE'S ANYTHING, HE'S SUBTLE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 500 00:32:35,655 --> 00:32:37,757 YOU'RE CURRENTLY IN SEASON 23 OF "GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING." CRAZY 501 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:40,694 Jimmy: YOU HAVE OVER 11 BILLION VIEWS ACROSS ALL CHANNELS 502 00:32:40,694 --> 00:32:43,530 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CRAZY NOW Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 503 00:32:43,530 --> 00:32:45,498 YOU HAVE A NEW THING THAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT IS-- ALMOST LIKE A TALENT THAT YOU 504 00:32:45,498 --> 00:32:49,869 THINK YOU HAVE YES Jimmy: A SPECIAL TALENT 505 00:32:49,869 --> 00:32:53,273 ACTUALLY, TODAY'S EPISODE OF "G.M.M"-- Jimmy: IT JUST DROPPED. 506 00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:57,310 WE BROUGHT OUT A PANEL OF PEOPLE AND WE SAID THAT WE COULD 507 00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:01,581 IDENTIFY BEST FRIENDS. YOU KNOW, I MEAN, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SO LONG. 508 00:33:01,581 --> 00:33:05,185 WE CAN-- YOU KNOW, WE SPOT THEM Jimmy: YEAH 509 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:07,053 ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY. AND IT TURNS OUT, WE ACTUALLY COULD NOT 510 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:11,191 [ LAUGHTER ] IN FACT, WE FAILED IN EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY 511 00:33:11,191 --> 00:33:13,059 AND SO, WE THOUGHT, MAYBE, TONIGHT, WE COULD HAVE A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION. 512 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:16,763 AND YOU COULD JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU'RE ANY BETTER THAN US AT SPOTTING BEST FRIENDS. 513 00:33:16,763 --> 00:33:20,266 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. SO WITH-- CAN WE LOOK IN-- IT'S IN THE AUDIENCE. 514 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:23,203 YEAH. Jimmy: SO, CAN WE GO IN THE AUDIENCE AND SEE IF WE-- 515 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:26,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO PEOPLE LET'S FIND TWO PEOPLE, RANDOM. 516 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:32,278 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT THEN DON'T SAY IT. 517 00:33:32,278 --> 00:33:34,481 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT, NOW-- YEAH. 518 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:36,216 Jimmy: WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO WE HAVE TO-- WE HAVE TO DECIDE 519 00:33:36,216 --> 00:33:38,418 IF THEY'RE STRANGERS, BEST FRIENDS OR FRIENDS IT COULD BE LOVERS. 520 00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:41,588 OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE-- IF THEY'RE FOUND THAT WAY 521 00:33:41,588 --> 00:33:43,890 Jimmy: SO, I'LL LEAVE IT UP TO YOU DO YOU HAVE TO ASK THEM 522 00:33:43,890 --> 00:33:46,159 QUESTIONS? YEAH. WELL, COULD YOU GUYS JUST, 523 00:33:46,159 --> 00:33:49,229 KIND OF, MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER? Jimmy: THEY CAN'T REALLY DO 524 00:33:49,229 --> 00:33:50,864 IT OKAY, THEY'RE VERY SMILEY, GIGGLY 525 00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,766 OKAY, IF YOU WERE COMING BACK FROM A LONG TRIP AND YOU WERE GREETING ONE ANOTHER, HOW WOULD 526 00:33:52,766 --> 00:33:59,606 YOU GREET ONE ANOTHER? JUST, YOU KNOW, PHYSICALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 527 00:33:59,606 --> 00:34:04,044 OH, YEAH. THEY'RE DEFINITELY BEST FRIENDS WITH YOU 528 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:07,280 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER THEIR FACE 529 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,049 Jimmy: I WOULD SAY-- I WOULD SAY THAT-- I'M NOT SURE THAT-- I'M NOT SURE THEY KNOW 530 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,751 EACH OTHER YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 531 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:14,587 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE NOT EVEN ACQUAINTED YOU THINK 532 00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:18,058 THESE PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW EACH OTHER AT ALL UNTIL TONIGHT. 533 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:20,060 THAT'S-- THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, IS THAT 534 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,928 TRUE WHAT ABOUT YOU? YEP 535 00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:24,064 WE DO KNOW EACH OTHER [ AUDIENCE OOHS [ LAUGHTER ] 536 00:34:24,064 --> 00:34:26,399 Jimmy: NOW-- YOU LOOK LIKE IT. IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 537 00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:28,802 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 538 00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:30,870 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY AGAIN. LOOK, YOU DIDN'T REDEEM 539 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:32,639 YOURSELF OKAY. NO, WE DIDN'T 540 00:34:32,639 --> 00:34:35,842 GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE HE'S GOOD AT IT Jimmy: LET'S FIND TWO OTHER 541 00:34:35,842 --> 00:34:38,978 PEOPLE AND SEE IF WE CAN TRY THIS AGAIN WHERE ELSE CAN THE CAMERA GO 542 00:34:38,978 --> 00:34:40,613 THOSE GUYS HERE WE GO, YEP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 543 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:42,482 Jimmy: OKAY I'M-- THEY'RE, KIND OF, MATCHING IN AN ODD WAY 544 00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:45,418 CAN WE-- CAN WE SEE, YOU KNOW, YOUR SECRET HANDSHAKE? [ LAUGHTER ] 545 00:34:45,418 --> 00:34:54,494 MAKE ONE UP [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOT BAD. 546 00:34:54,494 --> 00:34:59,532 [ APPLAUSE ] THAT WAS A GOOD SECRET HANDSHAKE. 547 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:02,469 IT'S GOOD. IT'S SO SECRET, THEY DON'T KNOW IT 548 00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:06,573 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW WOULD YOU GREET ONE ANOTHER IF YOU HAD BEEN APART 549 00:35:06,573 --> 00:35:08,375 FROM EACH OTHER FOR, YOU KNOW-- HADN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN A YEAR AND YOU SEE-- YOU'RE 550 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:10,043 REUNITED YOU SEE EACH OTHER AFTER A A YEAR 551 00:35:10,043 --> 00:35:21,821 HOW WOULD YOU EMBRACE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 552 00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:28,061 Jimmy: I SAY-- I SAY THEY'RE STRANGERS. STRANGERS 553 00:35:28,061 --> 00:35:29,896 Jimmy: STRANGERS! STRANGERS NEVER MET 554 00:35:29,896 --> 00:35:32,098 Jimmy: NEVER MET. NEVER MET. Jimmy: NEVER MET. 555 00:35:32,098 --> 00:35:34,067 WILL NEVER TALK AGAIN [ LAUGHTER ] AND NEVER SPEAK ANOTHER WORD 556 00:35:34,067 --> 00:35:37,771 TO EACH OTHER. Jimmy: THAT WAS IT. I THINK YOU MIGHT REDEEM 557 00:35:37,771 --> 00:35:40,073 YOURSELVES WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER? 558 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:41,608 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES I THINK THEY MIGHT BE IN A 559 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:47,947 A RELATIONSHIP Jimmy: OH, YEAH ARE YOU GUYS IN A RELATIONSHIP 560 00:35:47,947 --> 00:35:53,420 [ DRUM ROLL YES Jimmy: YES. 561 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,288 WE JUST GOT ENGAGED Jimmy: OH, MY GOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 562 00:35:55,288 --> 00:36:01,294 ♪ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! THE VERY TALENTED RHETT AND 563 00:36:01,294 --> 00:36:04,164 LINK CONGRATULATIONS. ALL EPISODES OF "GOOD MYTHICAL 564 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:06,533 MORNING" ARE AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 565 00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:39,265 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 566 00:36:39,265 --> 00:36:42,102 Jimmy: PERFORMING "HAWK FOR THE DOVE" FROM HER ALBUM "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN," PLEASE WELCOME 567 00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:47,440 AMANDA SHIRES WITH JASON ISBELL 568 00:36:50,377 --> 00:37:12,165 ♪ ♪ I'M WELL AWARE OF WHA THE NIGHT'S MADE O 569 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:22,442 AND I'M COMING FOR YOU LIKE A HAWK FOR THE DOVE ♪ ♪ YOU CAN CALL IT 570 00:37:22,442 --> 00:37:28,682 SERIOUS TROUBL CUZ THAT'S WHAT I WANT TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE ♪ 571 00:37:28,682 --> 00:37:37,857 ♪ TROUBLE TROUBLE YOU CAN CALL M SERIOUS TROUBL 572 00:37:37,857 --> 00:37:41,895 JUST ADMIT I'M ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WANT TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBL 573 00:37:41,895 --> 00:37:54,908 TROUBLE TROUBL I SEE YOU TALKING BUT ♪ ♪ I CAN'T HEAR A THIN 574 00:37:54,908 --> 00:38:04,551 TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE WAY I WANT YOU ROLLING OVER ME THE SPURS OF HIP BONES ♪ 575 00:38:04,551 --> 00:38:16,029 ♪ AND YOU PRESSING IN COME ON I DARE YOU MAK ME FEEL SOMETHING AGAI 576 00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:22,135 YOU CAN CALL IT ♪ ♪ SERIOUS TROUBLE CUZ THAT'S WHAT I WANT 577 00:38:22,135 --> 00:38:28,475 TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBL TROUBLE TROUBLE ♪ ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME 578 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:36,116 SERIOUS TROUBL JUST ADMIT I'M WHAT YOU WANT ♪ 579 00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:45,859 ♪ TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBL COME ON PUT PRESSURE ON ME 580 00:38:45,859 --> 00:38:55,602 I WON'T BREAK ♪ ♪ I WANT YOU IN ALL THE WORST WAYS 581 00:38:55,602 --> 00:39:03,777 HOLD ME DOWN FEEL ME UP ♪ ♪ COME TAKE IT FROM M 582 00:39:03,777 --> 00:39:14,621 MARK ME UP YOU CAN CALL I SERIOUS TROUBLE ♪ 583 00:39:14,621 --> 00:39:23,663 ♪ CUZ THAT'S WHAT I WAN TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBL TROUBLE TROUBLE ♪ 584 00:39:23,663 --> 00:39:52,058 ♪ ♪ ♪ YOU CAN CALL IT 585 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:58,865 SERIOUS TROUBL CUZ THAT'S WHAT I WANT TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE ♪ 586 00:39:58,865 --> 00:40:08,174 ♪ TROUBLE TROUBLE YOU CAN CALL M SERIOUS TROUBL 587 00:40:08,174 --> 00:40:12,645 JUST ADMIT I'M ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU WANT TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBL 588 00:40:12,645 --> 00:40:26,626 TROUBLE TROUBL I'M COMING FOR YOU LIKE ♪ ♪ A HAWK FOR THE DOVE ♪ 589 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:31,564 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 590 00:40:31,564 --> 00:40:33,533 COME ON! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 591 00:40:33,533 --> 00:40:37,570 IT WAS GORGEOUS. IT'S GORGEOUS. AMANDA SHIRES! 592 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:41,508 JASON ISBELL "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN" IS OUT NOW. 593 00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:45,345 MY THANKS TO CHIP AND JOANNA GAINES, RHETT AND LINK, AMANDA SHIRES, JASON ISBELL, 594 00:40:45,345 --> 00:40:50,784 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 595 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:54,287 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY