Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TRAVIS KELCE
JAY HERNANDEZ. MUSICAL GUEST SAMARA JOY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1801 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, TRAVIS KELCE, IS HERE TONIGHT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! WE DIDN'T INVITE HIM
AFTER YESTERDAY'S PARADE IN KANSAS CITY, HE JUST WOKE UP HERE
[ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT BIDEN
WENT TO WALTER REED FOR HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM AND LET'S JUST SAY VICE
PRESIDENT HARRIS SEEMED A LITTLE TOO EAGER TO HEAR THE RESULTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN THE DOCTOR EXAMINING YOU IS LIKE,
"I DON'T KNOW IF THEY EVEN MAKE THESE PARTS ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THE EXAM WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL BIDEN CONFUSED THE EYE CHART FOR A TELEPROMPTER
[ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE -- [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
[ LAUGHTER ] THE WHITE HOUSE SAID BIDEN'S EXAM TOOK THREE HOURS.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN YOUR PHYSICAL HAS AN INTERMISSION
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] NOTHING SAYS PEAK PHYSICAL
CONDITION LIKE A DOCTOR'S VISIT WITH THE SAME RUNNING TIME AS "AVATAR 2.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT TODAY BIDEN HAD HIS PHYSICAL,
AND WHILE THE DOCTORS ARE VERY THOROUGH, I WANTED TO ASK SOME FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS MYSELF
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND. MR. PRESIDENT, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, PLEASE TURN AND COUGH
[ COUGH [ LAUGHTER ] AND JUST SO I'M UP TO DATE
HERE, WHEN WERE YOU BORN 1863. Jimmy: OKAY
THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, HOW MANY TIMES PER NIGHT
DO YOU GET UP TO USE THE BATHROOM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN
700 BILLION AND A TRILLION, 300 MILLION BILLION. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OKAY ANSWER YES OR NO TO THE FOLLOWING.
DO YOU VAPE, DRINK, DO EDIBLES, 'SHROOMS, OR HOOKAH. THE ANSWER IS YES, NO, YES,
YES, NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: REAL QUICK, REMIND ME
WHAT YOUR DOCTOR SAID AFTER YOUR LAST COLONOSCOPY. THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF
THIS DARK TUNNEL [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY, THANK GOD.
THAT'S GOOD, THANK YOU NOW, FINALLY, MR. PRESIDENT, CAN YOU HOP ON THIS BIKE SO WE
CAN DO A ROUTINE STRESS TEST [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT.
NEVER MIND THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. PRESIDENT.
YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
WELL, GUYS, NIKKI HALEY JUST KICKED OFF HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
AND IN HER FIRST SPEECH, SHE CALLED FOR POLITICIANS OLDER THAN 75 TO HAVE A MANDATORY
COMPETENCY TEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU IMPRESSED?
YOU'RE IMPRESSED THAT I CAN SAY THAT WORD? WOW.
WELL, OF COURSE, SOME OLDER POLITICIANS ARE PRETTY UPSET AND I GUESS TO PROVE THAT
THEY'RE STILL YOUNG AND COOL, THEY TRIED TO DEFINE SOME POPULAR SLANG WORDS.
BUT I'M NOT SURE THEY DID SO WELL I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, WHEN
ASKED TO DEFINE "BUSSIN'," THIS SENATOR SAID, "THE BEST WAY TO GET TO ATLANTIC CITY."
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "NO CAP," THIS SENATOR SAID, "HOW MY
GRANDKIDS TELL ME TO WRITE MY EMAILS." [ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "RIZZ," THIS SENATOR SAID, "THOSE CRACKERS THAT GO WELL WITH
PEANUT BUTTER. [ LAUGHTER ] RIZZ CRACKERS.
Steve: GOES WELL ON A RIZZ. Jimmy: RIZZ CRACKERS, YEAH. WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "DRIP,"
THIS SENATOR SAID, "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHUG THE MYLANTA TOO FAST."
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "TOTES," THIS SENATOR SAID,
"WHAT PBS GIVES AWAY WHEN YOU DONATE MONEY BY PHONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "BOUGEE," THIS CONGRESSMAN SAID, "THAT STRETCHY CORD TO
TIE THINGS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR. [ LAUGHTER ]
USE A BOUGEE CORD. CHECK OUT THIS WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "FIT,"
BERNIE SANDERS SAID, "WHAT ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY SUITS DO."
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "CLAPBACK," THIS CONGRESSMAN
SAID, "WHAT YOU DO WHEN THE LIGHTS DON'T TURN ON THE FIRST TIME YOU CLAP.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "MID," PRESIDENT BIDEN
SAID, "MY APPROVAL RATING. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
HE'S TRYING. HE'S TRYING. WELL, THIS IS WILD
I SAW THAT VICTORIA CRUISE LINE IS NOW SELLING A 27-MONTH-LONG CRUISE
27 MONTHS. THAT'S NOT A VACATION. THAT'S RUNNING AWAY AND
STARTING A NEW LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY THE PRODUCERS OF
"DATELINE" WERE LIKE, "WE JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR THREE MORE SEASONS.
I MEAN, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I
HEARD THAT HASBRO IS STRUGGLING AND THEY MAY BE FORCED TO SELL
OFF SOME OF THEIR ASSETS, INCLUDING "PEPPA PIG." [ AUDIENCE OHs ]
YOU KNOW CASH IS TIGHT I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS LATEST "PEPPA PIG" EPISODE I SAW.
MUMMY, HELP US SELL LEMONADE
SORRY I HAVE TO GO INSIDE AND POST ON MY ONLYFANS ACCOUNT.
PARDON? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: MY GOODNESS.
Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN TO THIS CHICK-FIL-A JUST OPENED A BREAK ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, WHERE
DELIVERY WORKERS CAN STOP FOR COFFEE, USE THE RESTROOM, AND CHARGE THEIR PHONES.
THAT STORY, AGAIN, CHICK-FIL-A OPENED A STARBUCKS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A CAT FROM FLORIDA THAT WENT MISSING TWO YEARS AGO WAS JUST FOUND 1,400 MILES FROM
HOME IN KANSAS YEP. THE OWNERS WERE REALLY EXCITED,
WHILE THE CAT WAS LIKE, TAKE THE HINT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET
STARTED, I JUST WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, IS THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE OF MY
SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM." IT IS BACK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: BEARD. Jimmy: THE BEARD IS BACK.
Steve: THAT'S MY JAM. Jimmy: IT AIRS AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT AFTER "THE VOICE."
SO, YOU SIT THERE TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, YOU WATCH "THE VOICE.
AND THEN, RIGHT AT 10:00 P.M. JUST STAY THERE ON NBC WATCH "THAT'S MY JAM."
WE HAVE JASON DERULO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO IS REALLY FUNNY.
JULIA MICHAELS, KELSEA BALLERINI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NICOLE SCHERZINGER NICOLE SCHERZINGER DOES CELINE DION -- LIKE
A LED ZEPPELIN VERSION OF CELINE -- IT'S REALLY FUNNY. LATER IN THE SEASON WE HAVE
KEKE PALMER, KENAN THOMPSON -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE QUINTA BRUNSON,
TARAJI P. HENSON, CHANCE THE RAPPER, BILLY PORTER, PATTI LaBELLE.
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. AND THE BAND - I WILL SAY, THE BAND THAT WE
HAVE, THE HOUSE BAND IS ADAM BLACKSTONE, WHO IS UNBELIEVABLE
HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, PLAYED WITH RIHANNA HE'S A GENIUS.
SO, TUNE IN TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, 10:00 P.M. ON NBC. "THAT'S MY JAM."
NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.
BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE'S BEEN SELECTED TO EIGHT NFL
PRO BOWLS, AND THIS PAST SUNDAY, HE BECAME A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION.
HE ALSO HAS A PODCAST WITH HIS BROTHER CALLED "NEW HEIGHTS WITH JASON AND TRAVIS KELCE.
FROM THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, TRAVIS KELCE IS HERE TONIGHT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE Steve: COME ON.
Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. PLUS, HE STARS IN "MAGNUM P.I.," WHICH PREMIERES THIS
SUNDAY ON NBC, WITH EPISODES STREAMING THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK.
JAY HERNANDEZ IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MAGNUM P.I.
PLUS, SHE JUST WON TWO GRAMMYS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST AND BEST JAZZ VOCAL ALBUM
SAMARA JOY IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PHENOMENAL
RIGHT NOW, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS."
HERE WE GO
HASHTAGS *
Jimmy: WELL, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK, WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU
GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK, IN HONOR OF VALENTINE'S DAY, I SENT OUT THE
HASHTAG, "WHY I'M SINGLE." AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY REASON WHY YOU
THINK YOU'RE SINGLE. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOW, I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF
MY FAVORITE "WHY I'M SINGLE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @DJTHEOLDMAN HE SAYS, "I SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON
MY HANDS BECAUSE I GET VERY COLD AT NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Steve: WHY NOT GET GLOVES Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. OR JUST PUT YOUR HANDS -
Steve: UNDER THE BLANKET. Jimmy: UNDER THE BLANKET. Steve: GET SOME POCKET
WARMERS. Jimmy: NO, HE THINKS THAT'S WHY HE'S SINGLE.
THIS ONE'S FROM @ETES97. HE SAYS, "SOMETIMES I SLIP UP AND PRONOUNCE THE 'L' IN
SALMON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'D LIKE THE SALMON, PLEASE.
Steve: BOLTH OF THEM. Jimmy: BOLTH. THIS ONE'S FROM @DUN -- OH --
DUNLAHFATMAE Steve: DON'T LAUGH AT ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
DON'T LAUGH AT ME. Jimmy: DON'T LAUGH AT ME. SHE SAYS, "I EAT PRINGLES IN A
A STACK OF FIVE AT A TIME AND DRINK THE CRUMBS FROM THE CAN WHEN THEY'RE ALL GONE.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT Steve: NO SHAME
Jimmy: THERE IS NO SHAME IN THAT THAT IS FANTASTIC.
I DO THE SAME THING. WHY NOT? THIS ONE IS FROM @MARKWITHANM.
Steve: MMM. Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY, TOO. THESE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE
HE SAYS, "I ASKED MY CATS WHY I'M SINGLE THEN REALIZED IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I ASKED MY
CATS WHY I'M SINGLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23.
HE SAYS, "I HAVE TO NARRATE WHEN I TIE MY SHOES OR ELSE I CAN'T DO IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: BUNNY GOES ROUND THE TREE
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @GREENANTAYLOR SHE SAYS, "MY LIFE'S MOTTO IS,
FAT, SINGLE, AND READY FOR A A PRINGLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH Steve: HEY, HEY GET TOGETHER
Jimmy: HEY, THERE, HOLD ON. THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN SET YOU UP WITH.
[ LAUGHTER ] DUNLAHFATMAE Steve: GET TOGETHER, MAN.
Jimmy: YOU GUYS CAN CONNECT WE MADE A CONNECTION FAT, SINGLE, READY FOR A
A PRINGLE. I LOVE THAT JAM. THIS ONE'S FROM
@WHITEDAISIES07. SHE SAYS, "I DON'T LIKE WHEN I CAN HEAR PEOPLE BREATHING
AROUND ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A
A DEAL BREAKER Jimmy: THAT'S A DEAL -- YEAH, THAT'S -
Steve: YOU CAN DATE ME IF YOU DON'T BREATHE, THOUGH. Jimmy: YEAH
HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH [ LAUGHTER ]
WE CAN ONLY HANG OUT UNDER WATER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE'S FROM @SEPTICOR. Steve: OOH. SEPTICOR, ACTIVATE
Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK. SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY
Steve: SEPTICOR Jimmy: SEPTICOR Steve: IT'S CRAZY
Jimmy: SEPTICOR, HE SAYS, "OH EASY, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN, HOW
TO DATE A WOMAN, OR WHAT THE SIGNALS ARE THAT A WOMAN IS INTERESTED."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH Jimmy: SEPTICOR
Steve: SEPTICOR Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @BUDDYCHAMPAGNE.
HE SAYS, "MY STOMACH IS THE MOZZARELLA STICK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: YEAH Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT.
THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAY
FOUR OF PERM WEEK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: AUDIENCE, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BRAND NEW, FRESHLY PERMED ALYSSA?
HERE'S ALYSSA BEFORE, AND HERE SHE IS NOW Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW, EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW, NOT A LOT OF THINGS ARE CERTAIN IN THIS CRAZY
WORLD. WE SCURRY THROUGH LIFE LICKETY-SPLIT FROM ONE FLEETING
EXPERIENCE TO ANOTHER. NOTHING SEEMS SACRED ANYMORE NOTHING SEEMS PERMANENT.
AND THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE'RE SALUTING THE ONE THING WE KNOW
IS STILL PERMANENT, THE PERMANENT. AKA, THE PERMANENT WAVE, AKA,
THE PERM THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF
"TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * IT'S PERM WEE ON THE FALLON SHOW
IT'S PERM WEEK OH MY GOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK.
THE VERY SPECIAL WEEK WHERE EVERY DAY WE PICK SOMEONE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND STYLISHLY PERM
THEIR HAIR TONIGHT'S LUCKY PERM RECIPIENT IS ALYSSA MANCUSO.
ALYSSA IS 25 YEARS OLD SHE'S FROM THE POCONOS, AND SHE'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT HER
NEW HAIRDO IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY FOR ALYSSA TAKE A LOOK.
HI, MY NAME IS ALYSSA MANCUSO, AND TODAY I'M
GETTING A PERM I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE THE BONE STRUCTURE FOR A PERM
I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT WE'RE ALYSSA'S FRIENDS. AND WE'RE EXCITED TO SEE HER
PERM SO, I REALLY DON'T THINK ALYSSA'S DONE, LIKE, ANYTHING
CRAZY WITH HER HAIR. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY WITH MY HAIR
THIS WILL BE THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE THIS IS HOW IT'S BEEN.
I WAS BORN WITH THE BANGS. I'M VERY CURIOUS TO SEE HOW THE BANGS LOOKS.
LIKE, I'VE ONLY SEEN PERMS IN THE MOVIES, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PEOPLE STILL GOT
PERMS. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE MY HAIR BOUNCES WHEN I WALK.
I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE FUN. SOMEONE WE HOPE SHE WON'T LOOK LIKE IS LITTLE ORPHAN
ANNIE. IT'S VERY TIGHT AND VERY HIGH UP
I THINK THAT'S THE WORST WAY THIS COULD GO. ALL MY LIFE I WAS KNOWN AS
THE GIRL WITH THE BANGS. AND NOW, GOOD OR BAD, I WILL BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WITH THE
PERM MAYBE I'LL LOOK REALLY GREAT AND I'LL BE A PERM GIRL FROM
NOW ON [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE YOU WILL
LOOK REALLY GREAT. I THINK YOU WILL NOW, ALYSSA HAS BEEN
SEQUESTERED SINCE SHE GOT PERMED, SO SHE HASN'T SEEN HERSELF YET.
AND HER FRIENDS HAVEN'T SEEN HER EITHER THIS ENTIRE PROCESS HAS BEEN
CLOAKED IN SECRECY WE'VE GOT HER FRIENDS RIGHT HERE
SAY HELLO, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
GOOD. HI, GUYS. Jimmy: I LIKED WHEN WE
INTERVIEWED YOU BEFORE - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID, "WE'RE ALYSSA'S
FRIENDS" AT THE SAME TIME. ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
YES YES [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S LIKE A BAND ALMOST. NOW, DON'T REMOVE THE BLINDFOLDS UNTIL I TELL YOU,
PLEASE AUDIENCE, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BRAND NEW, FRESHLY PERMED
ALYSSA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S ALYSSA BEFORE, AND HERE
SHE IS NOW ALYSSA, COME ON OUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* OH MY GOD * Jimmy: WOW. WOW.
THEY GAVE YOU SOME FRIZZ WOW. THEY GAVE HER SOME EXTRA
FRIZZLE IN THE FRONT THERE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CUTE.
IT'S REALLY CUTE YOU LOOK GREAT [ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE A LITTLE EXTRA FRIZZLE, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU LOOK CUTE.
GUYS, IT'S TIME. ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ALYSSA YEAH.
Jimmy: OH, WOW. HOLD HANDS AND FOLLOW ME OVER HERE
OKAY HERE WE COME ALL RIGHT.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLDS. ONE, TWO, THREE.
[ DRUMROLL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH MY GOD *
Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A GREAT - THE LOOK OF HORROR. Jimmy: THE LOOK OF HORROR
YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN LESS SUPPORTIVE. Jimmy: YES, THAT WAS
TERRIBLE REACTION. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "YEAH, WOW!"
WHOA! Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T REDO THE REACTION
IT'S REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
THANK YOU THERE'S ONE. Jimmy: FOR THE MOST
IMPORTANT REVEAL OF ALL, ALYSSA, ARE YOU READY TO SEE YOURSELF
NO, NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE,
REVEAL [ DRUMROLL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* OH MY GOD * OH, MY GOD. WHAT
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE. Jimmy: YES IT IS! [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR THANKS TO THE RANDY DARDEN
HAIR SALON FOR THIS WONDERFUL PERM HAPPY PERM WEEK, EVERYONE.
OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SUPER BOWL CHAMPION
TRAVIS KELCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* IT'S PERM WEE ON THE FALLON SHOW IT'S PERM WEEK
OH MY GOD *
* YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY * *
* YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS
BEEN SELECTED TO EIGHT NFL PRO BOWLS, AND THIS PAST SUNDAY, HE BECAME A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL
CHAMPION HE ALSO HAS A PODCAST CALLED "NEW HEIGHTS WITH JASON AND
TRAVIS KELCE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME, FROM THE
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, TRAVIS KELCE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT WAS ELECTRIC
Jimmy: COME ON. THAT WAS ELECTRIC Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN
YOU'RE A STUD. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: COME ON.
TRAVIS KELCE IN THE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW WE DOING, GUYS?
Jimmy: COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER DUDE, MAN THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE,
JIMMY. THIS IS SWEET. ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Jimmy: COME ON, BUD WE MET EACH OTHER PROBABLY ALMOST A YEAR AGO, RIGHT
YEAH, JUST ABOUT A YEAR AGO VEGAS, BABY. VEGAS.
Jimmy: WE WERE AT JUSTIN -- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAD A GOLF TOURNAMENT
MM-HM Jimmy: 8:00 A.M. -- YEAH, 8:00 A.M. GOLF
TOURNEY. Jimmy: AND WE PLAY -- WE NEVER MET EACH OTHER, HUNG OUT
WE HUNG OUT ALL DAY. AND WE TOTALLY HIT IT OFF. I THOUGHT.
I COULDN'T GET AWAY FROM YOU, MAN [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I KNOW I WAS -- I WAS KIND OF A A FANBOY
I KNOW, I KEPT FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE, "HEY, TRAVIS. HI, BUD.
HI, MAN. YEAH, EXACTLY. MY FAVORITE PART WAS -- WAS
"MUSTANG SALLY," BABY. Jimmy: OH, DUDE HE JUMPED UP ON THE -- ON
THE STAGE AND GAVE US ALL -- Jimmy: WE HAD TO ROCK IT OUT.
WE HAD TO SCREAM I WAS GOING NUTS BUT, DUDE, WE WERE HANGING OUT
YOU WERE SO FUN. I'VE GOT TO SAY -- HOW DOES IT FEEL, NOW?
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU WON A SUPER BOWL, BUD. MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THE
FIRST TIME WAS ONE OF THE MOST EMOTIONAL LIKE, "I FINALLY DID IT."
Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN -- AND THEN WE LOST TO THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS,
GOT OUR TAILS WHOOPED PRETTY GOOD AGAINST THEM. SO THAT WAS -- THAT WAS A LOW
MOMENT AND THEN IT KIND OF BUILDS BACK UP
AND TO GET THIS ONE, TO BE BACK ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP, MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S THE BEST
FEELING IN THE WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, BUDDY.
YOU WERE SO GOOD OH, YEAH. ESPECIALLY TO DO IT WITH THE
GUYS WE DID IT WITH -- THE UPS AND DOWNS THROUGH IT, THE ADVERSITY OF THE SEASON.
IT WAS A LOT OF FUN, MAN Jimmy: BUT ALSO, TO DO IT WITH PATRICK MAHOMES
THAT'S WHERE I MET YOU YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER OH, YEAH.
Jimmy: WAS THAT A PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO HANG OUT ON THE OFFSEASON AND BE KIND OF BEST
FRIENDS. I THINK IT JUST -- I THINK IT JUST HAPPENED ORGANICALLY
IT WAS JUST LIKE, "HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO VEGAS AND
PLAY GOLF? ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT." Jimmy: REALLY
AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME SINCE HE'S BEEN IN KANSAS CITY HE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT
FOR THE TYPE OF LEADER THAT HE IS THE TYPE OF JUST PERSONABLE GUY
HE IS IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND IT'S ON AND OFF THE FIELD. HE DOES UNBELIEVABLE THINGS IN
THE COMMUNITY IN KANSAS CITY AND THAT'S THE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, VIBE THAT I LIKE TO BE
AROUND, MAN. Jimmy: YEAH AND IT WAS JUST KIND OF LIKE
MAGNETS WHEN HE GOT TO KC. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I -- 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, OH, MAYBE THIS
IS A PLAN. MAYBE ANDY REID SAID, "HEY, YOU GUYS SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS.
JUST GO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER." JUST GO -- JUST COMPETE Jimmy: GO TO A MOVIE.
GO TO A MOVIE. GO DO SOMETHING. GO WATCH NETFLIX FOR AN
AFTERNOON OR SOMETHING YEAH IT STARTED WITH THE "HEY, DO
YOU DRINK BEERS? DO YOU DRINK BEER? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S -- YEAH 'CAUSE I LIKE TO DRINK BEERS.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SOUNDS LIKE -- SOUNDS LIKE WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN
Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. AND YOU GUYS BONDED. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.
YOU HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY AND IT'S REAL. IT'S NOT FAKE AT ALL
OH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WITNESSED IT FOR A A WEEKEND.
IT WAS LIKE SO COOL TO WATCH THE PARADE WAS YESTERDAY YES
Jimmy: SO, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE TODAY OH, MAN, I ALMOST DIDN'T
MAKE IT. Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I
KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY -- I WAS THINKING ABOUT -- I WAS GOING
TO CALL JASON IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP. I'M LIKE, "DUDE, GET OVER HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JASON, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE'S ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER BUT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN JUST A
A BIZARRE THING TO BE PLAYING IN THE SUPER BOWL WITH YOUR BROTHER.
MAN, IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DREAM GROWING UP THAT YOU'RE GOING TO ONE DAY BE IN
THE SUPER BOWL ESPECIALLY WHEN MY BROTHER'S THE REASON WHY I EVEN PLAY
FOOTBALL YEAH, EXACTLY. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP -- I'M
TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN MY BROTHER. THAT'S ABOUT AS DRUNK AS I WAS
AT THE PARADE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S ME -- Jimmy: THAT'S DURING THE
PARADE, YESTERDAY? THAT'S ME THAT'S FULL PARADE FORM, RIGHT
THERE. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHEN YOU
WERE A KID THIS WAS YESTERDAY NO, THIS WAS YESTERDAY.
YEAH, GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, I FOLLOWED HIS FOOTSTEPS IN A LOT OF -- A LOT OF AREAS.
SPORTS BEING ONE OF THEM, AND FOOTBALL DEFINITELY BEING ONE OF THEM.
AND YOU ALWAYS IMAGINE, YOU KNOW, PLAYING ON THE SAME TEAM BUT MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
THE WAY THE FOOTBALL WORLD AND EVERYBODY EMBRACED MY FAMILY, AND ME AND MY BROTHER PLAYING
AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME, TWO BROTHERS PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN
THE SUPER BOWL IT WAS COOL TO BREAK THAT BARRIER AND SEE MY FAMILY, AND
ALL THE LIGHT, AND GETTING ALL THE GLORY. MAN, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Jimmy: I MEAN, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU WERE A KID, YOU WERE PROBABLY IN YOUR FRONT YARD OR
SOMETHING -- YEAH, I WAS PROBABLY 3 OR 5-YEARS-OLD MAYBE.
Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT'S THE BIG SUPER BOWL THERE LIKE YOU'RE LIKE -- I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT IS? LIKE THANKSGIVING. EXACTLY
Jimmy: LIKE A TURKEY BOWL OR SOMETHING. EXACTLY
Jimmy: YEAH JUST EXCITED WE GOT COSTUMES, AND WE CAN LOOK LIKE
FOOTBALL PLAYERS Jimmy: YEAH HERE'S YOU AND YOUR BROTHER AT
THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL ALL RIGHT, NOW. Jimmy: YEAH
ALL THE CAMERAS GOT YOU RIGHT THERE SAYING, "HEY, I LOVE YOU, BRO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I ALSO GOT TO GIVE A A SHOUTOUT
YOUR MOM HAS BEEN THE CUTEST FOR THIS WHOLE RIDE. 'CAUSE EVERYONE IS LIKE, "WHO
ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? WHAT SON DO YOU LIKE BETTER? YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF
AND SHE'S BEEN SO COOL AND I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU THE JACKET
HERE'S WHAT MAMA KELCE WAS WEARING. MY MOM.
Jimmy: SPLIT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SEE THE RED SIDE'S ON THAT
LEFT RIGHT THERE Jimmy: YEAH IT'S RIGHT THERE NEXT TO
THAT HEART MAMA KNOWS BEST. MAMA KNOWS BEST.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, MAMA KNOWS BEST
I MEAN, SHE'S GOTTA BE SO PROUD. THAT RIGHT SHOE LOOKED WAY
BETTER THAN THE LEFT SHOE. NO OFFENSE, GUYS NO OFFENSE, GUYS
Jimmy: I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH FOR THE ROOTS TO BE -- BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SUCH PHILLY FANS.
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE PICKED -- LOOK AT THIS. NO ONE PICKED YOU GUYS TO WIN
AT ALL, NONE OF THE EXPERTS. THE EXPERTS Jimmy: THE EXPERTS.
THE EXPERTS SAY THAT -- YEAH, THE CHIEFS WERE OUT OF IT WAY BACK IN APRIL, I THINK
WE LOST A BIG-NAME WIDE RECEIVER Jimmy: YEAH
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TEAMMATES EVER, TYREEK HILL. AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST --
IT WAS OVER FOR US AND THAT'S WHY BEING ON THAT MOUNTAIN TOP, MAN, IT JUST FELT
THAT MUCH SWEETER, MAN Jimmy: BUT DID YOU FEEL - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
'CAUSE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST.
I MEAN, THAT SECOND HALF, PATRICK STARTED LIMPING OFF THE FIELD.
I GO, "OH, GOSH. TEN POINT LEAD, MAN DON'T GIVE PAT MAHOMES TEN
POINTS, BECAUSE HE WILL JUST FLOOR IT Jimmy: REALLY
I MEAN, HE JUST - Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "DON'T TELL ME NO."
YEAH, HE GOT -- IT WILL PROBABLY GO DOWN AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPEECHES.
AT HALFTIME, HE -- HE GOT ELECTRIC, MAN. HE LIT A FIRE IN EVERYBODY'S
TAIL JUST TO -- YOU KNOW, WANT IT THAT MUCH MORE. AND WHEN YOU CAN DO THAT WITH
A GROUP OF MEN, MAN, THAT'S A SPECIAL HUMAN BEING RIGHT THERE.
Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GOT EVERYONE HYPED UP AND YOU CAME BACK
IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK SECOND HALF WAS A LOT OF
ENERGY, MAN. A LOT OF ENERGY. A LOT OF PASSION
Jimmy: WE HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE'RE GOING TO ANNOUNCE HERE, ON THE SHOW,
TONIGHT. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE BACK IN OUR
BUILDING IN A FEW WEEKS. CAN YOU SAY WHY YOU'RE COMING BACK
YEAH, FOR SURE. I MEAN, GROWING UP, I WAS A HUGE, LIKE, FARLEY, FARRELL,
FALLON KIND OF GUY GROWING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] AND, YEAH, I USED TO WATCH
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MY MOTHER AND IT'S AN ABSOLUTE HONOR AND
A PRIVILEGE TO BE HOSTING "SNL" MARCH 4th. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY COME ON, BUD
YES! IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM SO NERVOUS FOR THAT. OH, MY GOSH.
Jimmy: YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO GOOD. I WAS TALKING TO LORNE TODAY
I'M LIKE, "OH, HE'S SO CHARMING, AND HE CAN SING, AND HE'S FUN."
AND IT'S SO GOOD YOU THINK THAT ABOUT ME Jimmy: I DO
YEAH THANKS, MAN Jimmy: I KNOW
YEAH, YEAH I DO NO -- I'M LIKE, OH, I DO
YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH, MAN Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING BUT KELSEA BALLERINI IS MUSICAL
GUEST. YES YES.
Jimmy: SO, THAT'S -- IT'S GOING TO BE A HOT SHOW CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING THAT -- I WAS
JUST -- IT'S INTERESTING THAT I BROUGHT UP SINGING, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DO SOME KARAOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF OUT THERE. THERE WAS ONE SONG THAT HAS
BEEN VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU DURING THIS PLAYOFF RUN. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE IF WE CAN
CONVINCE YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT THE ROOTS.
WE'VE GOT THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, RIGHT THERE. FELLAS, DO YOU MIND
* KICK IT *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU WAKE UP LATE FO
SCHOOL AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GO YOU ASK YOUR MOM PLEASE *
* BUT SHE STILL SAYS NO YOU MISSED TWO CLASSES AND NO HOMEWOR
BUT YOUR TEACHER PREACHES * * CLASS LIKE YOU'RE SOM KIND OF JERK
SING IT WITH ME * YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT *
* TO PART YOU GOTTA FIGH FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY *
* Jimmy: TRAVIS KELCE, EVERYBODY!
CATCH HIM HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" ON MARCH 4th, WITH MUSICAL GUEST,
KELSEA BALLERINI WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR, WHO STARS IN "MAGNUM P.I.," WHICH PREMIERES
THIS SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. EPISODES WILL STREAM THE NEXT
DAY ON PEACOCK EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME JAY HERNANDEZ!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GOOD THEME SONG.
READY TO ROCK. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
JAY HERNANDEZ, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE I LOVE THAT "MAGNUM P.I." IS
NOW ON NBC YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL.
IT'S A BIG DEAL Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR US
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN YOU KNOW, IT'S A VERY RARE THING.
Jimmy: IT IS, BUT THE FANS SPOKE. THE FANS SPOKE AND NBC
LISTENED Jimmy: THEY WERE LOUD THEY WERE LOUD
THEY SAID, DON'T CANCEL. WE LOVE "MAGNUM P.I. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
CANCEL AFTER SEASON FOUR NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Jimmy: BUT THEY ACTUALLY PUT
A BILLBOARD UP IN TIMES SQUARE LOOK AT THIS SAVE "MAGNUM P.I."
WITH A QR CODE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THAT'S LOVE.
THAT IS LOVE THERE WAS A PETITION ONLINE. THEY RAISED -- I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT COSTS. HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT COSTS Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA
THAT'S INSANE. IT'S NOT CHEAP, I KNOW THAT Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING THAT
THEY WERE VOCAL AND LOUD AND YOU GOT HEARD. "MAGNUM P.I." IS SAVED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS SUNDAY. THIS SUNDAY
Jimmy: TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE ON NBC IT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD.
I MEAN, WOULD YOU GET NERVOUS GOING INTO THE "MAGNUM P.I." SHOES AT FIRST WHEN THEY WERE
LIKE, HEY, WE WANT YOU TO BE MAGNUM P.I.? YOU KNOW, WHAT'S FUNNY IS
THE FIRST TIME THEY CAME TO ME WITH THE PROJECT, I THINK I SAID NO TWICE.
BECAUSE I WAS CONVINCED THAT NOBODY WOULD ACCEPT ANYBODY ELSE BESIDES TOM SELLECK AS
MAGNUM P.I Jimmy: OF COURSE. SO, IT WAS A NUMBER OF
CONVERSATIONS. ULTIMATELY I AGREED TO IT. BUT IT WAS SOMEWHAT
INTIMIDATING, YES. Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, I CAN'T STEP INTO THOSE SHOES.
I MEAN, COME ON. WITH THE DETROIT HAT AND ALL THIS STUFF
AND THE FUZZY CHEST, AND YOU KNOW Jimmy: YES.
THE SHORT SHORTS. Jimmy: HE'S A STUD, MAN COME ON.
YEAH, HE HAD SHORT SHORTS TOO. Jimmy: I KNOW, DUDE
NOT ONLY SHORT SHORTS IT WAS SHORT JEANS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
CUTOFF JEANS Jimmy: HE COULD PULL ANYTHING OFF
HE COULD PULL THAT OFF. THAT'S HARD TO DO. NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE CAN DO
THAT Jimmy: WHAT FINALLY JUST CONVINCED YOU?
WHAT PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE I MEAN, I WAS A HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW
AND ULTIMATELY, LIKE, THE CREATIVES INVOLVED THEY PITCHED A SHOW THAT I WAS
LIKE, I CAN'T SAY NO TO THIS EVEN, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
I DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW -- BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S A PILOT
SO, YOU KNOW IT'S A PILOT. Jimmy: PILOT IS A TRIAL SHOW
RIGHT Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO GO
YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW IS GOING TO GO ON FOR ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, TEN SEASONS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO, YOU'RE WORKING IN HAWAII.
YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD TAKE ANY JOB [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'D GO, "YOU'RE PLAYING THE WORST GUY. I GO, "I DON'T CARE.
YOU SAID, HAWAII, I'M THERE. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT IS." WHY
I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY COMING HERE, YOU KNOW, I WAS UNPREPARED I WAS ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I WAS
GOING TO NEED A TRENCH COAT AND A SCARF. Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT THE GREAT
WEATHER. YEAH, I BROUGHT THE WARM WEATHER.
Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S YOU
THAT'S JAY HERNANDEZ IT'S CALLED THE ALOHA VIBES YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Jimmy: IT IS. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO LIVE IN HAWAII
BECAUSE NOW, YOU PROBABLY WENT, LIKE YOU SAID, "I'LL SHOOT THE SHOW
IT WILL PROBABLY BE A COUPLE WEEKS AND THEN I'LL COME BACK HOME."
YEAH. Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU LIVE IN -
NO, I'M PRETTY MUCH THERE EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR Jimmy: AND WHAT'S IT LIKE
WHAT'S THE VIBE? IT'S -- IT'S GREAT. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THE WEATHER
IS BEAUTIFUL BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS LIKE ALOHA SPIRIT THAT IS EVERYWHERE
YOU GO I MEAN, IT'S SUNNY IT'S WARM.
TOURISTS GET THERE AND THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. Jimmy: VERY POSITIVE.
YES IT'S A POSITIVE VIBE IT REALLY SORT OF LIKE SEEPS
INTO YOU Jimmy: EVERYONE SEEMS VERY CHILL THERE.
VERY CHILL, VERY CHILL. I MEAN, MAYBE TOO CHILL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUMP ON THE
FREEWAY AND YOU SEE THAT THE SPEED MINIMUMS, WHICH I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYWHERE ELSE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, NOT A SPEED LIMIT.
NO, NO, NO, NOT A SPEED LIMIT. A SPEED MINIMUM.
Jimmy: SO, YOU HAVE TO GO AT LEAST -- OTHERWISE, PEOPLE WOULD BE
GOING LIKE 20 MILES PER HOUR ON THE FREEWAY. Jimmy: SO THEY MAKE YOU GO
A CERTAIN MILE AN HOUR THE MINIMUM, I THINK, WAS LIKE 40 MILES PER HOUR
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY, MAN BECAUSE, OTHERWISE, YEAH.
IT'S JUST, IT'S A VERY MELLOW VIBE OUT THERE YEAH
Jimmy: WELL, WHAT CAN WE SAY FOR ANYONE WE'RE SETTING UP "MAGNUM P.I."
WHAT'S THE ADVENTURES THAT MAGNUM GETS INTO WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A
A TON OF ACTION. THERE'S ALWAYS A BAD GUY THERE'S ALWAYS SOME CRAZY
THINGS GOING DOWN, CARS, EXPLOSIONS, GUN FIGHTS ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF
BUT IN THIS SEASON THAT IS UNIQUE IS MAGNUM AND MY PARTNER, HIGGINS, WHO IS, SORT
OF MY SIDEKICK - Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT LIKE IT'S GREAT.
BUT NOW WE'RE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HAVE A SIDEKICK NAMED
HIGGINS, IT MUST - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: SOUNDS AWFUL, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S GREAT. IT'S GREAT
BUT WE'RE, LIKE, TOGETHER. WE'RE DATING, ESSENTIALLY. IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL AND IT'S
SOMETHING THAT WE'VE BEEN TEASING FOR THREE SEASONS NOW. SO, SEASON FIVE IS KIND OF THE
PAYOFF FOR ALL THAT. Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BACK AT NBC, BY THE WAY.
YES, WE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT IT'S A FULL CIRCLE SCENARIO
BECAUSE I STARTED ON NBC, LIKE, 20 YEARS AGO ON A SHOW CALLED "HANG TIME."
Jimmy: "HANG TIME" WAS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME - DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS
SHOW Jimmy: YES! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES
[ APPLAUSE ] WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON. YES, ANTHONY ANDERSON
AND WHEN WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, HE KNEW THE THEME SONG
* HANG TIME HANGING TOGETHER HANG TIM
HANG TIME * DUDE, I USED TO WATCH YOU EVERY SATURDAY MORNING
SO GOOD Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AT NBC.
I LOVE IT Jimmy: FANS, LET'S BRING BACK "HANG TIME.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE -- NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S START WITH "MAGNUM P.I." THIS SUNDAY, "MAGNUM P.I." I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP
HERE'S JAY HERNANDEZ IN THE NEW SEASON OF "MAGNUM P.I. TAKE A LOOK.
SUNSCREEN? UMM
JUST ON THE PARTS I CAN'T REACH. DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEBODY TO
DO THAT FOR YOU? WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, IF THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING AT. NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING
IT'S JUST THAT TECHNICALLY, I'M ON SAFETY PATROL RIGHT NOW, SO I REALLY -
OH, WELL, SUNBURN DEFINITELY FALLS UNDER SAFETY WELL, YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
YEAH, IT DOES. UH, OKAY SO JUST, UM, AND RUB IT IN
YEAH HEY, ROBBIE HEY
HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, HEY.
HI OH! Jimmy: WHOA
JAY HERNANDEZ. "MAGNUM P.I." PREMIERES WITH TWO EPISODES THIS SUNDAY AT
9:00 P.M. ON NBC STREAMS THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE, SHE IS
MY JAM OUR NEXT GUEST WON GRAMMY AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST AND
BEST JAZZ VOCAL ALBUM. PERFORMING "GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY" FROM HER ALBUM, "LINGER
AWHILE," PLEASE WELCOME, SAMARA JOY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU'RE SO LATE GETTIN
HOME FROM THE OFFICE DID YOU MISS YOUR TRAI WERE YOU CAUGHT *
* IN THE RAIN NO DON'T BOTHE DON'T BOTHER TO EXPLAI
CAN I FIX YOU * * A QUICK MARTINI AS A MATTER OF FAC
I'LL HAVE ONE WITH YOU FOR TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH * * I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY TO
MY DEA I WENT IN TOWN TO SHOP *
* AROUND FOR SOMETHING NE I THOUGHT I'D STOP AND GRAB A BIT
WHEN I WAS THROUGH * * I LOOKED AROUND FOR SOMEPLACE NE
THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME WHERE I HAD PARKED THE CAR * * THERE WAS A MOS
ATTRACTIVE FRENC CAFE AND BAR IT REALLY WASN'T VERY FAR *
* THE WAITER SHOWED ME TO A DARK SECLUDED CORNER AS MY EYES BECAM
ACCUSTOMED TO THE GLOOM * * I SAW TWO PEOPL AT THE BAR
WHO WERE SO MUCH IN LOVE EVEN I COULD SPOT IT * * CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOM
GUESS WHO I SAW TODA MY DEA I'D NEVER BEEN *
* SO SHOCKED BEFORE I HEADED BLINDLY THROUGH THE DOOR
THEY DIDN'T SEE ME * * PASSING THROUGH GUESS WHO I SAW TODA
GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY * * I SAW YOU *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SAMARA JOY
"LINGER AWHILE" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO TRAVIS KELCE, JAY HERNANDEZ,
SAMARA JOY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY