1 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,816 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:22,622 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:28,194 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - TRAVIS KELCE 4 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:32,132 JAY HERNANDEZ. MUSICAL GUEST SAMARA JOY AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:40,340 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1801 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,910 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:45,679 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:45,679 --> 00:01:05,131 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:11,805 Jimmy: OH, COME ON NOW. YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 10 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:15,642 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ENJOY YOURSELVES WELCOME EVERYBODY. 11 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:17,510 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 12 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:19,779 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:24,617 I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, TRAVIS KELCE, IS HERE TONIGHT! 14 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:30,724 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! WE DIDN'T INVITE HIM 15 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,258 AFTER YESTERDAY'S PARADE IN KANSAS CITY, HE JUST WOKE UP HERE 16 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:41,101 [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS THIS MORNING, PRESIDENT BIDEN 17 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,937 WENT TO WALTER REED FOR HIS ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAM AND LET'S JUST SAY VICE 18 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,106 PRESIDENT HARRIS SEEMED A LITTLE TOO EAGER TO HEAR THE RESULTS. 19 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:51,378 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN THE DOCTOR EXAMINING YOU IS LIKE, 20 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:58,284 "I DON'T KNOW IF THEY EVEN MAKE THESE PARTS ANYMORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,253 YEP, THE EXAM WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL BIDEN CONFUSED THE EYE CHART FOR A TELEPROMPTER 22 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:05,392 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS LIKE -- [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] 23 00:02:05,392 --> 00:02:07,927 [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHITE HOUSE SAID BIDEN'S EXAM TOOK THREE HOURS. 24 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:11,831 [ AUDIENCE OOHS IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN YOUR PHYSICAL HAS AN INTERMISSION 25 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:16,636 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING [ LAUGHTER ] NOTHING SAYS PEAK PHYSICAL 26 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:18,138 CONDITION LIKE A DOCTOR'S VISIT WITH THE SAME RUNNING TIME AS "AVATAR 2. 27 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:26,546 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT TODAY BIDEN HAD HIS PHYSICAL, 28 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:28,882 AND WHILE THE DOCTORS ARE VERY THOROUGH, I WANTED TO ASK SOME FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS MYSELF 29 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:38,291 SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND. MR. PRESIDENT, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, PLEASE TURN AND COUGH 30 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:44,097 [ COUGH [ LAUGHTER ] AND JUST SO I'M UP TO DATE 31 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:48,335 HERE, WHEN WERE YOU BORN 1863. Jimmy: OKAY 32 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,938 THAT'S GOOD. [ LAUGHTER ] NOW, HOW MANY TIMES PER NIGHT 33 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:57,844 DO YOU GET UP TO USE THE BATHROOM SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 34 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:03,049 700 BILLION AND A TRILLION, 300 MILLION BILLION. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:09,055 Jimmy: OKAY ANSWER YES OR NO TO THE FOLLOWING. 36 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:18,131 DO YOU VAPE, DRINK, DO EDIBLES, 'SHROOMS, OR HOOKAH. THE ANSWER IS YES, NO, YES, 37 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,234 YES, NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: REAL QUICK, REMIND ME 38 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:24,270 WHAT YOUR DOCTOR SAID AFTER YOUR LAST COLONOSCOPY. THERE IS LIGHT AT THE END OF 39 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:29,342 THIS DARK TUNNEL [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY, THANK GOD. 40 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,478 THAT'S GOOD, THANK YOU NOW, FINALLY, MR. PRESIDENT, CAN YOU HOP ON THIS BIKE SO WE 41 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,914 CAN DO A ROUTINE STRESS TEST [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. 42 00:03:34,914 --> 00:03:38,518 NEVER MIND THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. PRESIDENT. 43 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:46,726 YOU CAN GO HOME NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 44 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:50,964 WELL, GUYS, NIKKI HALEY JUST KICKED OFF HER PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN 45 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,832 AND IN HER FIRST SPEECH, SHE CALLED FOR POLITICIANS OLDER THAN 75 TO HAVE A MANDATORY 46 00:03:52,832 --> 00:04:01,141 COMPETENCY TEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU IMPRESSED? 47 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,309 YOU'RE IMPRESSED THAT I CAN SAY THAT WORD? WOW. 48 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:07,147 WELL, OF COURSE, SOME OLDER POLITICIANS ARE PRETTY UPSET AND I GUESS TO PROVE THAT 49 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,349 THEY'RE STILL YOUNG AND COOL, THEY TRIED TO DEFINE SOME POPULAR SLANG WORDS. 50 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:13,386 BUT I'M NOT SURE THEY DID SO WELL I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, WHEN 51 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:17,657 ASKED TO DEFINE "BUSSIN'," THIS SENATOR SAID, "THE BEST WAY TO GET TO ATLANTIC CITY." 52 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:23,697 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "NO CAP," THIS SENATOR SAID, "HOW MY 53 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:30,770 GRANDKIDS TELL ME TO WRITE MY EMAILS." [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,506 WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "RIZZ," THIS SENATOR SAID, "THOSE CRACKERS THAT GO WELL WITH 55 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:36,343 PEANUT BUTTER. [ LAUGHTER ] RIZZ CRACKERS. 56 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:41,915 Steve: GOES WELL ON A RIZZ. Jimmy: RIZZ CRACKERS, YEAH. WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "DRIP," 57 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,550 THIS SENATOR SAID, "WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CHUG THE MYLANTA TOO FAST." 58 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:47,220 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "TOTES," THIS SENATOR SAID, 59 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:56,563 "WHAT PBS GIVES AWAY WHEN YOU DONATE MONEY BY PHONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,399 UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "BOUGEE," THIS CONGRESSMAN SAID, "THAT STRETCHY CORD TO 61 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:02,569 TIE THINGS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:06,406 USE A BOUGEE CORD. CHECK OUT THIS WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "FIT," 63 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,575 BERNIE SANDERS SAID, "WHAT ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY SUITS DO." 64 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:12,912 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "CLAPBACK," THIS CONGRESSMAN 65 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:16,549 SAID, "WHAT YOU DO WHEN THE LIGHTS DON'T TURN ON THE FIRST TIME YOU CLAP. 66 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:20,920 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "MID," PRESIDENT BIDEN 67 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,557 SAID, "MY APPROVAL RATING. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 68 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:31,431 HE'S TRYING. HE'S TRYING. WELL, THIS IS WILD 69 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:35,802 I SAW THAT VICTORIA CRUISE LINE IS NOW SELLING A 27-MONTH-LONG CRUISE 70 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:39,973 27 MONTHS. THAT'S NOT A VACATION. THAT'S RUNNING AWAY AND 71 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:47,213 STARTING A NEW LIFE. [ LAUGHTER ] TODAY THE PRODUCERS OF 72 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:53,720 "DATELINE" WERE LIKE, "WE JUST GOT PICKED UP FOR THREE MORE SEASONS. 73 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,089 I MEAN, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, I 74 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,858 HEARD THAT HASBRO IS STRUGGLING AND THEY MAY BE FORCED TO SELL 75 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,627 OFF SOME OF THEIR ASSETS, INCLUDING "PEPPA PIG." [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 76 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:03,463 YOU KNOW CASH IS TIGHT I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS LATEST "PEPPA PIG" EPISODE I SAW. 77 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:03,496 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS LATEST "PEPPA PIG" EPISODE I SAW. 78 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,031 MUMMY, HELP US SELL LEMONADE 79 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,034 SORRY I HAVE TO GO INSIDE AND POST ON MY ONLYFANS ACCOUNT. 80 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:16,910 PARDON? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: MY GOODNESS. 81 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:20,513 Jimmy: WELL, LISTEN TO THIS CHICK-FIL-A JUST OPENED A BREAK ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, WHERE 82 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,217 DELIVERY WORKERS CAN STOP FOR COFFEE, USE THE RESTROOM, AND CHARGE THEIR PHONES. 83 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:34,160 THAT STORY, AGAIN, CHICK-FIL-A OPENED A STARBUCKS [ LAUGHTER ] 84 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,062 AND FINALLY, A CAT FROM FLORIDA THAT WENT MISSING TWO YEARS AGO WAS JUST FOUND 1,400 MILES FROM 85 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:38,431 HOME IN KANSAS YEP. THE OWNERS WERE REALLY EXCITED, 86 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:42,369 WHILE THE CAT WAS LIKE, TAKE THE HINT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 87 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,372 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 88 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:45,405 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 89 00:06:48,074 --> 00:07:01,855 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET 90 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,690 STARTED, I JUST WANT TO QUICKLY MENTION TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, IS THE SEASON TWO PREMIERE OF MY 91 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:09,029 SHOW, "THAT'S MY JAM." IT IS BACK * 92 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:13,767 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: BEARD. Jimmy: THE BEARD IS BACK. 93 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,804 Steve: THAT'S MY JAM. Jimmy: IT AIRS AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT AFTER "THE VOICE." 94 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,874 SO, YOU SIT THERE TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, YOU WATCH "THE VOICE. 95 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:27,414 AND THEN, RIGHT AT 10:00 P.M. JUST STAY THERE ON NBC WATCH "THAT'S MY JAM." 96 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,282 WE HAVE JASON DERULO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO IS REALLY FUNNY. 97 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:35,088 JULIA MICHAELS, KELSEA BALLERINI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 98 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,157 NICOLE SCHERZINGER NICOLE SCHERZINGER DOES CELINE DION -- LIKE 99 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:40,894 A LED ZEPPELIN VERSION OF CELINE -- IT'S REALLY FUNNY. LATER IN THE SEASON WE HAVE 100 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,762 KEKE PALMER, KENAN THOMPSON -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE QUINTA BRUNSON, 101 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:47,100 TARAJI P. HENSON, CHANCE THE RAPPER, BILLY PORTER, PATTI LaBELLE. 102 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:51,471 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. AND THE BAND - I WILL SAY, THE BAND THAT WE 103 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,308 HAVE, THE HOUSE BAND IS ADAM BLACKSTONE, WHO IS UNBELIEVABLE 104 00:07:55,308 --> 00:08:00,647 HAD A GREAT WEEKEND, SUPER BOWL WEEKEND, PLAYED WITH RIHANNA HE'S A GENIUS. 105 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,749 SO, TUNE IN TUESDAY, MARCH 7th, 10:00 P.M. ON NBC. "THAT'S MY JAM." 106 00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:07,887 NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 107 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:11,024 BUT FIRST, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE'S BEEN SELECTED TO EIGHT NFL 108 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:16,196 PRO BOWLS, AND THIS PAST SUNDAY, HE BECAME A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 109 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:21,868 HE ALSO HAS A PODCAST WITH HIS BROTHER CALLED "NEW HEIGHTS WITH JASON AND TRAVIS KELCE. 110 00:08:21,868 --> 00:08:23,436 FROM THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, TRAVIS KELCE IS HERE TONIGHT 111 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:29,509 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DUDE Steve: COME ON. 112 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:35,215 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT GUY. PLUS, HE STARS IN "MAGNUM P.I.," WHICH PREMIERES THIS 113 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,617 SUNDAY ON NBC, WITH EPISODES STREAMING THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK. 114 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:46,693 JAY HERNANDEZ IS HERE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "MAGNUM P.I. 115 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:50,930 PLUS, SHE JUST WON TWO GRAMMYS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST AND BEST JAZZ VOCAL ALBUM 116 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:55,435 SAMARA JOY IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PHENOMENAL 117 00:08:55,435 --> 00:09:01,007 PHENOMENAL RIGHT NOW, GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 118 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:01,508 "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO 119 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:09,649 HASHTAGS * 120 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:12,352 Jimmy: WELL, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK, WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND WE ASK YOU 121 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:19,592 GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK, IN HONOR OF VALENTINE'S DAY, I SENT OUT THE 122 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,529 HASHTAG, "WHY I'M SINGLE." AND I ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY REASON WHY YOU 123 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:24,597 THINK YOU'RE SINGLE. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S. 124 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:29,202 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOW, I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOME OF 125 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,171 MY FAVORITE "WHY I'M SINGLE" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS HERE WE GO 126 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:35,442 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @DJTHEOLDMAN HE SAYS, "I SLEEP WITH SOCKS ON 127 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:42,849 MY HANDS BECAUSE I GET VERY COLD AT NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 128 00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:48,054 Steve: WHY NOT GET GLOVES Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW, MAN. OR JUST PUT YOUR HANDS - 129 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:51,725 Steve: UNDER THE BLANKET. Jimmy: UNDER THE BLANKET. Steve: GET SOME POCKET 130 00:09:51,725 --> 00:10:01,234 WARMERS. Jimmy: NO, HE THINKS THAT'S WHY HE'S SINGLE. 131 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,103 THIS ONE'S FROM @ETES97. HE SAYS, "SOMETIMES I SLIP UP AND PRONOUNCE THE 'L' IN 132 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:07,774 SALMON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I'D LIKE THE SALMON, PLEASE. 133 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:15,115 Steve: BOLTH OF THEM. Jimmy: BOLTH. THIS ONE'S FROM @DUN -- OH -- 134 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,284 DUNLAHFATMAE Steve: DON'T LAUGH AT ME. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 135 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:25,158 DON'T LAUGH AT ME. Jimmy: DON'T LAUGH AT ME. SHE SAYS, "I EAT PRINGLES IN A 136 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,127 A STACK OF FIVE AT A TIME AND DRINK THE CRUMBS FROM THE CAN WHEN THEY'RE ALL GONE. 137 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,963 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT Steve: NO SHAME 138 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,466 Jimmy: THERE IS NO SHAME IN THAT THAT IS FANTASTIC. 139 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:39,372 I DO THE SAME THING. WHY NOT? THIS ONE IS FROM @MARKWITHANM. 140 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:46,046 Steve: MMM. Jimmy: THAT'S FUNNY, TOO. THESE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE 141 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,981 HE SAYS, "I ASKED MY CATS WHY I'M SINGLE THEN REALIZED IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I ASKED MY 142 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:55,121 CATS WHY I'M SINGLE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @KYLEDICE23. 143 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,756 HE SAYS, "I HAVE TO NARRATE WHEN I TIE MY SHOES OR ELSE I CAN'T DO IT. 144 00:10:56,756 --> 00:11:04,964 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: BUNNY GOES ROUND THE TREE 145 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,766 Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @GREENANTAYLOR SHE SAYS, "MY LIFE'S MOTTO IS, 146 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,336 FAT, SINGLE, AND READY FOR A A PRINGLE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 147 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,304 YEAH Steve: HEY, HEY GET TOGETHER 148 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:16,543 Jimmy: HEY, THERE, HOLD ON. THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE WE CAN SET YOU UP WITH. 149 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:23,750 [ LAUGHTER ] DUNLAHFATMAE Steve: GET TOGETHER, MAN. 150 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:28,121 Jimmy: YOU GUYS CAN CONNECT WE MADE A CONNECTION FAT, SINGLE, READY FOR A 151 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,657 A PRINGLE. I LOVE THAT JAM. THIS ONE'S FROM 152 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:34,127 @WHITEDAISIES07. SHE SAYS, "I DON'T LIKE WHEN I CAN HEAR PEOPLE BREATHING 153 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,197 AROUND ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH A 154 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:42,002 A DEAL BREAKER Jimmy: THAT'S A DEAL -- YEAH, THAT'S - 155 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,738 Steve: YOU CAN DATE ME IF YOU DON'T BREATHE, THOUGH. Jimmy: YEAH 156 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,273 HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:49,109 WE CAN ONLY HANG OUT UNDER WATER. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 158 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:56,649 THIS ONE'S FROM @SEPTICOR. Steve: OOH. SEPTICOR, ACTIVATE 159 00:11:56,649 --> 00:12:01,588 Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK. SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY 160 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:09,229 Steve: SEPTICOR Jimmy: SEPTICOR Steve: IT'S CRAZY 161 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:13,933 Jimmy: SEPTICOR, HE SAYS, "OH EASY, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN, HOW 162 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,337 TO DATE A WOMAN, OR WHAT THE SIGNALS ARE THAT A WOMAN IS INTERESTED." 163 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:21,574 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH Jimmy: SEPTICOR 164 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,945 Steve: SEPTICOR Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @BUDDYCHAMPAGNE. 165 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,347 HE SAYS, "MY STOMACH IS THE MOZZARELLA STICK CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 166 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:29,683 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: YEAH Jimmy: THERE YOU HAVE IT. 167 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,651 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 168 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:37,891 FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH DAY 169 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:47,600 FOUR OF PERM WEEK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 170 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,637 Jimmy: AUDIENCE, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BRAND NEW, FRESHLY PERMED ALYSSA? 171 00:12:54,107 --> 00:13:07,220 HERE'S ALYSSA BEFORE, AND HERE SHE IS NOW Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 172 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:11,925 SHOW, EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW, NOT A LOT OF THINGS ARE CERTAIN IN THIS CRAZY 173 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:17,263 WORLD. WE SCURRY THROUGH LIFE LICKETY-SPLIT FROM ONE FLEETING 174 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:22,202 EXPERIENCE TO ANOTHER. NOTHING SEEMS SACRED ANYMORE NOTHING SEEMS PERMANENT. 175 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,937 AND THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," WE'RE SALUTING THE ONE THING WE KNOW 176 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:29,743 IS STILL PERMANENT, THE PERMANENT. AKA, THE PERMANENT WAVE, AKA, 177 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:32,912 THE PERM THAT'S RIGHT IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF 178 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,814 IT'S TIME FOR THE RETURN OF "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK. 179 00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:36,950 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 180 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:42,856 * * IT'S PERM WEE ON THE FALLON SHOW 181 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:53,900 IT'S PERM WEEK OH MY GOD * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:53,900 --> 00:14:06,246 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS "TONIGHT SHOW PERM WEEK. 183 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,315 THE VERY SPECIAL WEEK WHERE EVERY DAY WE PICK SOMEONE FROM OUR AUDIENCE AND STYLISHLY PERM 184 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:19,259 THEIR HAIR TONIGHT'S LUCKY PERM RECIPIENT IS ALYSSA MANCUSO. 185 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,695 ALYSSA IS 25 YEARS OLD SHE'S FROM THE POCONOS, AND SHE'S VERY EXCITED ABOUT HER 186 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,863 NEW HAIRDO IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY FOR ALYSSA TAKE A LOOK. 187 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:23,897 IT'S BEEN A BIG DAY FOR ALYSSA TAKE A LOOK. 188 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,932 HI, MY NAME IS ALYSSA MANCUSO, AND TODAY I'M 189 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,867 GETTING A PERM I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE THE BONE STRUCTURE FOR A PERM 190 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,371 I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT WE'RE ALYSSA'S FRIENDS. AND WE'RE EXCITED TO SEE HER 191 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,674 PERM SO, I REALLY DON'T THINK ALYSSA'S DONE, LIKE, ANYTHING 192 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,812 CRAZY WITH HER HAIR. I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY WITH MY HAIR 193 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,648 THIS WILL BE THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE THIS IS HOW IT'S BEEN. 194 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:46,252 I WAS BORN WITH THE BANGS. I'M VERY CURIOUS TO SEE HOW THE BANGS LOOKS. 195 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,987 LIKE, I'VE ONLY SEEN PERMS IN THE MOVIES, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PEOPLE STILL GOT 196 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,291 PERMS. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE MY HAIR BOUNCES WHEN I WALK. 197 00:14:51,291 --> 00:15:01,534 I FEEL LIKE THAT WOULD BE FUN. SOMEONE WE HOPE SHE WON'T LOOK LIKE IS LITTLE ORPHAN 198 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:06,673 ANNIE. IT'S VERY TIGHT AND VERY HIGH UP 199 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,042 I THINK THAT'S THE WORST WAY THIS COULD GO. ALL MY LIFE I WAS KNOWN AS 200 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,044 THE GIRL WITH THE BANGS. AND NOW, GOOD OR BAD, I WILL BE KNOWN AS THE GIRL WITH THE 201 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,812 PERM MAYBE I'LL LOOK REALLY GREAT AND I'LL BE A PERM GIRL FROM 202 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,882 NOW ON [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH, MAYBE YOU WILL 203 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,485 LOOK REALLY GREAT. I THINK YOU WILL NOW, ALYSSA HAS BEEN 204 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,253 SEQUESTERED SINCE SHE GOT PERMED, SO SHE HASN'T SEEN HERSELF YET. 205 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,656 AND HER FRIENDS HAVEN'T SEEN HER EITHER THIS ENTIRE PROCESS HAS BEEN 206 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:27,894 CLOAKED IN SECRECY WE'VE GOT HER FRIENDS RIGHT HERE 207 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,297 SAY HELLO, GUYS. HOW ARE YOU? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 208 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,334 GOOD. HI, GUYS. Jimmy: I LIKED WHEN WE 209 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:38,071 INTERVIEWED YOU BEFORE - [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID, "WE'RE ALYSSA'S 210 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,674 FRIENDS" AT THE SAME TIME. ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE 211 00:15:40,674 --> 00:15:44,511 YES YES [ LAUGHTER ] 212 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,613 IT'S LIKE A BAND ALMOST. NOW, DON'T REMOVE THE BLINDFOLDS UNTIL I TELL YOU, 213 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,183 PLEASE AUDIENCE, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BRAND NEW, FRESHLY PERMED 214 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:56,356 ALYSSA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S ALYSSA BEFORE, AND HERE 215 00:15:56,356 --> 00:16:01,895 SHE IS NOW ALYSSA, COME ON OUT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:11,504 * OH MY GOD * Jimmy: WOW. WOW. 217 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,206 THEY GAVE YOU SOME FRIZZ WOW. THEY GAVE HER SOME EXTRA 218 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,775 FRIZZLE IN THE FRONT THERE [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S CUTE. 219 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,511 IT'S REALLY CUTE YOU LOOK GREAT [ LAUGHTER ] 220 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:22,315 I LOVE A LITTLE EXTRA FRIZZLE, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU LOOK CUTE. 221 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,850 GUYS, IT'S TIME. ARE YOU GLAD TO SEE ALYSSA YEAH. 222 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,586 Jimmy: OH, WOW. HOLD HANDS AND FOLLOW ME OVER HERE 223 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:32,592 OKAY HERE WE COME ALL RIGHT. 224 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:37,731 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLDS. ONE, TWO, THREE. 225 00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:45,405 [ DRUMROLL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * OH MY GOD * 226 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:49,109 Jimmy: THAT'S NOT A GREAT - THE LOOK OF HORROR. Jimmy: THE LOOK OF HORROR 227 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,712 YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN LESS SUPPORTIVE. Jimmy: YES, THAT WAS 228 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,348 TERRIBLE REACTION. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, "YEAH, WOW!" 229 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,317 WHOA! Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T REDO THE REACTION 230 00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:05,058 IT'S REAL. [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 231 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,461 THANK YOU THERE'S ONE. Jimmy: FOR THE MOST 232 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,763 IMPORTANT REVEAL OF ALL, ALYSSA, ARE YOU READY TO SEE YOURSELF 233 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,297 NO, NOT AT ALL. NOT AT ALL Jimmy: THREE, TWO, ONE, 234 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:21,908 REVEAL [ DRUMROLL ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,411 * OH MY GOD * OH, MY GOD. WHAT 236 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,546 Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT 237 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,116 IT WOULD BE. Jimmy: YES IT IS! [ LAUGHTER ] 238 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:36,156 YOU LOOK GREAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OUR THANKS TO THE RANDY DARDEN 239 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,060 HAIR SALON FOR THIS WONDERFUL PERM HAPPY PERM WEEK, EVERYONE. 240 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,262 OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SUPER BOWL CHAMPION 241 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:49,469 TRAVIS KELCE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 242 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:56,443 * IT'S PERM WEE ON THE FALLON SHOW IT'S PERM WEEK 243 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,277 IT'S PERM WEEK OH MY GOD * 244 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,581 * YOU GOTTA FIGHT 245 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:09,222 FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY * * 246 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:30,810 * YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST HAS 247 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,646 BEEN SELECTED TO EIGHT NFL PRO BOWLS, AND THIS PAST SUNDAY, HE BECAME A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL 248 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:40,120 CHAMPION HE ALSO HAS A PODCAST CALLED "NEW HEIGHTS WITH JASON AND 249 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,723 TRAVIS KELCE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PLEASE WELCOME, FROM THE 250 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,858 KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, SUPER BOWL CHAMPION, TRAVIS KELCE 251 00:18:46,860 --> 00:19:08,214 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 252 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,484 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT WAS ELECTRIC 253 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,887 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT WAS ELECTRIC Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, MAN 254 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,623 YOU'RE A STUD. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: COME ON. 255 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:20,560 TRAVIS KELCE IN THE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW WE DOING, GUYS? 256 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,330 Jimmy: COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER DUDE, MAN THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE, 257 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:28,034 JIMMY. THIS IS SWEET. ARE YOU KIDDING ME 258 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,836 Jimmy: COME ON, BUD WE MET EACH OTHER PROBABLY ALMOST A YEAR AGO, RIGHT 259 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,340 YEAH, JUST ABOUT A YEAR AGO VEGAS, BABY. VEGAS. 260 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:43,283 Jimmy: WE WERE AT JUSTIN -- JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAD A GOLF TOURNAMENT 261 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,052 MM-HM Jimmy: 8:00 A.M. -- YEAH, 8:00 A.M. GOLF 262 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,654 TOURNEY. Jimmy: AND WE PLAY -- WE NEVER MET EACH OTHER, HUNG OUT 263 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:52,792 WE HUNG OUT ALL DAY. AND WE TOTALLY HIT IT OFF. I THOUGHT. 264 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,427 I COULDN'T GET AWAY FROM YOU, MAN [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,929 Jimmy: I KNOW I WAS -- I WAS KIND OF A A FANBOY 266 00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:57,931 I KNOW, I KEPT FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE, "HEY, TRAVIS. HI, BUD. 267 00:19:57,931 --> 00:20:00,333 HI, MAN. YEAH, EXACTLY. MY FAVORITE PART WAS -- WAS 268 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,535 "MUSTANG SALLY," BABY. Jimmy: OH, DUDE HE JUMPED UP ON THE -- ON 269 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,170 THE STAGE AND GAVE US ALL -- Jimmy: WE HAD TO ROCK IT OUT. 270 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,240 WE HAD TO SCREAM I WAS GOING NUTS BUT, DUDE, WE WERE HANGING OUT 271 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,209 YOU WERE SO FUN. I'VE GOT TO SAY -- HOW DOES IT FEEL, NOW? 272 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,378 THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU WON A SUPER BOWL, BUD. MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, THE 273 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:14,014 FIRST TIME WAS ONE OF THE MOST EMOTIONAL LIKE, "I FINALLY DID IT." 274 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:17,517 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH 275 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,486 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN -- AND THEN WE LOST TO THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS, 276 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,054 GOT OUR TAILS WHOOPED PRETTY GOOD AGAINST THEM. SO THAT WAS -- THAT WAS A LOW 277 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:28,328 MOMENT AND THEN IT KIND OF BUILDS BACK UP 278 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,764 AND TO GET THIS ONE, TO BE BACK ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP, MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S THE BEST 279 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,667 FEELING IN THE WORLD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, BUDDY. 280 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,436 YOU WERE SO GOOD OH, YEAH. ESPECIALLY TO DO IT WITH THE 281 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,805 GUYS WE DID IT WITH -- THE UPS AND DOWNS THROUGH IT, THE ADVERSITY OF THE SEASON. 282 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:47,013 IT WAS A LOT OF FUN, MAN Jimmy: BUT ALSO, TO DO IT WITH PATRICK MAHOMES 283 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,516 THAT'S WHERE I MET YOU YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER OH, YEAH. 284 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,785 Jimmy: WAS THAT A PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO HANG OUT ON THE OFFSEASON AND BE KIND OF BEST 285 00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,687 FRIENDS. I THINK IT JUST -- I THINK IT JUST HAPPENED ORGANICALLY 286 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,955 IT WAS JUST LIKE, "HEY, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO VEGAS AND 287 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,957 PLAY GOLF? ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT." Jimmy: REALLY 288 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:05,732 AND IT'S BEEN AWESOME SINCE HE'S BEEN IN KANSAS CITY HE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT 289 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,101 FOR THE TYPE OF LEADER THAT HE IS THE TYPE OF JUST PERSONABLE GUY 290 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:12,605 HE IS IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND IT'S ON AND OFF THE FIELD. HE DOES UNBELIEVABLE THINGS IN 291 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,674 THE COMMUNITY IN KANSAS CITY AND THAT'S THE KIND OF, YOU KNOW, VIBE THAT I LIKE TO BE 292 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:19,279 AROUND, MAN. Jimmy: YEAH AND IT WAS JUST KIND OF LIKE 293 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:23,950 MAGNETS WHEN HE GOT TO KC. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I -- 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, OH, MAYBE THIS 294 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,586 IS A PLAN. MAYBE ANDY REID SAID, "HEY, YOU GUYS SHOULD BE BEST FRIENDS. 295 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,856 JUST GO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER." JUST GO -- JUST COMPETE Jimmy: GO TO A MOVIE. 296 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,392 GO TO A MOVIE. GO DO SOMETHING. GO WATCH NETFLIX FOR AN 297 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:34,894 AFTERNOON OR SOMETHING YEAH IT STARTED WITH THE "HEY, DO 298 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,498 YOU DRINK BEERS? DO YOU DRINK BEER? [ LAUGHTER ] 299 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,901 Jimmy: THAT'S -- YEAH 'CAUSE I LIKE TO DRINK BEERS. 300 00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:44,170 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SOUNDS LIKE -- SOUNDS LIKE WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN 301 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,140 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. AND YOU GUYS BONDED. I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. 302 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,009 YOU HAVE GREAT CHEMISTRY AND IT'S REAL. IT'S NOT FAKE AT ALL 303 00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:51,111 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WITNESSED IT FOR A A WEEKEND. 304 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:54,147 IT WAS LIKE SO COOL TO WATCH THE PARADE WAS YESTERDAY YES 305 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,815 Jimmy: SO, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE TODAY OH, MAN, I ALMOST DIDN'T 306 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,517 MAKE IT. Jimmy: I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I 307 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,885 KNOW I WAS ACTUALLY -- I WAS THINKING ABOUT -- I WAS GOING 308 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:02,555 TO CALL JASON IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP. I'M LIKE, "DUDE, GET OVER HERE 309 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:08,128 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JASON, GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 310 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,630 EVERYONE'S ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT YOUR BROTHER BUT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN JUST A 311 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,065 A BIZARRE THING TO BE PLAYING IN THE SUPER BOWL WITH YOUR BROTHER. 312 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:19,706 MAN, IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DREAM GROWING UP THAT YOU'RE GOING TO ONE DAY BE IN 313 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,574 THE SUPER BOWL ESPECIALLY WHEN MY BROTHER'S THE REASON WHY I EVEN PLAY 314 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:25,512 FOOTBALL YEAH, EXACTLY. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP -- I'M 315 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:30,083 TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN MY BROTHER. THAT'S ABOUT AS DRUNK AS I WAS 316 00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:38,425 AT THE PARADE RIGHT THERE. THAT'S ME -- Jimmy: THAT'S DURING THE 317 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,093 PARADE, YESTERDAY? THAT'S ME THAT'S FULL PARADE FORM, RIGHT 318 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:42,562 THERE. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS WHEN YOU 319 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,632 WERE A KID THIS WAS YESTERDAY NO, THIS WAS YESTERDAY. 320 00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:48,101 YEAH, GROWING UP IN CLEVELAND, OHIO, I FOLLOWED HIS FOOTSTEPS IN A LOT OF -- A LOT OF AREAS. 321 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,437 SPORTS BEING ONE OF THEM, AND FOOTBALL DEFINITELY BEING ONE OF THEM. 322 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,740 AND YOU ALWAYS IMAGINE, YOU KNOW, PLAYING ON THE SAME TEAM BUT MAN, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 323 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:59,179 THE WAY THE FOOTBALL WORLD AND EVERYBODY EMBRACED MY FAMILY, AND ME AND MY BROTHER PLAYING 324 00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:00,814 AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME, TWO BROTHERS PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER IN 325 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:04,084 THE SUPER BOWL IT WAS COOL TO BREAK THAT BARRIER AND SEE MY FAMILY, AND 326 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:08,688 ALL THE LIGHT, AND GETTING ALL THE GLORY. MAN, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 327 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,557 Jimmy: I MEAN, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU WERE A KID, YOU WERE PROBABLY IN YOUR FRONT YARD OR 328 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:14,160 SOMETHING -- YEAH, I WAS PROBABLY 3 OR 5-YEARS-OLD MAYBE. 329 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,429 Jimmy: YEAH, AND WHAT'S THE BIG SUPER BOWL THERE LIKE YOU'RE LIKE -- I DON'T 330 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:21,267 KNOW WHAT IT IS? LIKE THANKSGIVING. EXACTLY 331 00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:23,336 Jimmy: LIKE A TURKEY BOWL OR SOMETHING. EXACTLY 332 00:23:23,336 --> 00:23:26,072 Jimmy: YEAH JUST EXCITED WE GOT COSTUMES, AND WE CAN LOOK LIKE 333 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,908 FOOTBALL PLAYERS Jimmy: YEAH HERE'S YOU AND YOUR BROTHER AT 334 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:33,613 THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL ALL RIGHT, NOW. Jimmy: YEAH 335 00:23:33,613 --> 00:23:35,582 ALL THE CAMERAS GOT YOU RIGHT THERE SAYING, "HEY, I LOVE YOU, BRO. 336 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:37,751 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I ALSO GOT TO GIVE A A SHOUTOUT 337 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:40,153 YOUR MOM HAS BEEN THE CUTEST FOR THIS WHOLE RIDE. 'CAUSE EVERYONE IS LIKE, "WHO 338 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:53,099 ARE YOU ROOTING FOR? WHAT SON DO YOU LIKE BETTER? YOU KNOW, ALL THAT STUFF 339 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,101 AND SHE'S BEEN SO COOL AND I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU THE JACKET 340 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,103 HERE'S WHAT MAMA KELCE WAS WEARING. MY MOM. 341 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,506 Jimmy: SPLIT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OH, YEAH. 342 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,042 OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SEE THE RED SIDE'S ON THAT 343 00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:04,044 LEFT RIGHT THERE Jimmy: YEAH IT'S RIGHT THERE NEXT TO 344 00:24:04,044 --> 00:24:06,179 THAT HEART MAMA KNOWS BEST. MAMA KNOWS BEST. 345 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,682 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, MAMA KNOWS BEST 346 00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,450 I MEAN, SHE'S GOTTA BE SO PROUD. THAT RIGHT SHOE LOOKED WAY 347 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,852 BETTER THAN THE LEFT SHOE. NO OFFENSE, GUYS NO OFFENSE, GUYS 348 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,821 Jimmy: I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH FOR THE ROOTS TO BE -- BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SUCH PHILLY FANS. 349 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,323 BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE PICKED -- LOOK AT THIS. NO ONE PICKED YOU GUYS TO WIN 350 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,958 AT ALL, NONE OF THE EXPERTS. THE EXPERTS Jimmy: THE EXPERTS. 351 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,927 THE EXPERTS SAY THAT -- YEAH, THE CHIEFS WERE OUT OF IT WAY BACK IN APRIL, I THINK 352 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:24,330 WE LOST A BIG-NAME WIDE RECEIVER Jimmy: YEAH 353 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:30,770 ONE OF MY FAVORITE TEAMMATES EVER, TYREEK HILL. AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST -- 354 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,539 IT WAS OVER FOR US AND THAT'S WHY BEING ON THAT MOUNTAIN TOP, MAN, IT JUST FELT 355 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:38,211 THAT MUCH SWEETER, MAN Jimmy: BUT DID YOU FEEL - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 356 00:24:38,211 --> 00:24:43,583 'CAUSE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. 357 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:45,085 I MEAN, THAT SECOND HALF, PATRICK STARTED LIMPING OFF THE FIELD. 358 00:24:45,085 --> 00:24:52,325 I GO, "OH, GOSH. TEN POINT LEAD, MAN DON'T GIVE PAT MAHOMES TEN 359 00:24:52,325 --> 00:24:54,094 POINTS, BECAUSE HE WILL JUST FLOOR IT Jimmy: REALLY 360 00:24:54,094 --> 00:24:56,563 I MEAN, HE JUST - Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "DON'T TELL ME NO." 361 00:24:56,563 --> 00:25:00,734 YEAH, HE GOT -- IT WILL PROBABLY GO DOWN AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPEECHES. 362 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,402 AT HALFTIME, HE -- HE GOT ELECTRIC, MAN. HE LIT A FIRE IN EVERYBODY'S 363 00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:09,309 TAIL JUST TO -- YOU KNOW, WANT IT THAT MUCH MORE. AND WHEN YOU CAN DO THAT WITH 364 00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:11,044 A GROUP OF MEN, MAN, THAT'S A SPECIAL HUMAN BEING RIGHT THERE. 365 00:25:11,044 --> 00:25:12,345 Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GOT EVERYONE HYPED UP AND YOU CAME BACK 366 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,814 IT WAS AN UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK SECOND HALF WAS A LOT OF 367 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:17,550 ENERGY, MAN. A LOT OF ENERGY. A LOT OF PASSION 368 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,319 Jimmy: WE HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE'RE GOING TO ANNOUNCE HERE, ON THE SHOW, 369 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:24,124 TONIGHT. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO BE BACK IN OUR 370 00:25:24,124 --> 00:25:26,059 BUILDING IN A FEW WEEKS. CAN YOU SAY WHY YOU'RE COMING BACK 371 00:25:26,059 --> 00:25:29,529 YEAH, FOR SURE. I MEAN, GROWING UP, I WAS A HUGE, LIKE, FARLEY, FARRELL, 372 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:36,803 FALLON KIND OF GUY GROWING UP. [ LAUGHTER ] AND, YEAH, I USED TO WATCH 373 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:40,740 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" WITH MY MOTHER AND IT'S AN ABSOLUTE HONOR AND 374 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,476 A PRIVILEGE TO BE HOSTING "SNL" MARCH 4th. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:25:43,476 --> 00:25:46,546 * Jimmy: COME ON, BUDDY COME ON, BUD 376 00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:50,917 YES! IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT 377 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:55,155 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I AM SO NERVOUS FOR THAT. OH, MY GOSH. 378 00:25:55,155 --> 00:25:58,124 Jimmy: YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO GOOD. I WAS TALKING TO LORNE TODAY 379 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,659 I'M LIKE, "OH, HE'S SO CHARMING, AND HE CAN SING, AND HE'S FUN." 380 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,829 AND IT'S SO GOOD YOU THINK THAT ABOUT ME Jimmy: I DO 381 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:06,332 YEAH THANKS, MAN Jimmy: I KNOW 382 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,935 YEAH, YEAH I DO NO -- I'M LIKE, OH, I DO 383 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:14,507 YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH, MAN Jimmy: IT'S AMAZING BUT KELSEA BALLERINI IS MUSICAL 384 00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,209 GUEST. YES YES. 385 00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:18,111 Jimmy: SO, THAT'S -- IT'S GOING TO BE A HOT SHOW CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. 386 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:19,879 THANK YOU VERY MUCH Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S INTERESTING THAT -- I WAS 387 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,781 JUST -- IT'S INTERESTING THAT I BROUGHT UP SINGING, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DO SOME KARAOKE. 388 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:25,885 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HOW DID YOU KNOW? 389 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:36,363 Jimmy: IT'S KIND OF OUT THERE. THERE WAS ONE SONG THAT HAS 390 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:40,100 BEEN VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU DURING THIS PLAYOFF RUN. AND I THOUGHT MAYBE IF WE CAN 391 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:43,269 CONVINCE YOU - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'VE GOT THE ROOTS. 392 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,071 WE'VE GOT THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS, RIGHT THERE. FELLAS, DO YOU MIND 393 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,773 * KICK IT * 394 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:52,879 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU WAKE UP LATE FO 395 00:26:52,879 --> 00:27:02,722 SCHOOL AND YOU DON'T WANT TO GO YOU ASK YOUR MOM PLEASE * 396 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:11,898 * BUT SHE STILL SAYS NO YOU MISSED TWO CLASSES AND NO HOMEWOR 397 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:17,037 BUT YOUR TEACHER PREACHES * * CLASS LIKE YOU'RE SOM KIND OF JERK 398 00:27:17,037 --> 00:27:24,244 SING IT WITH ME * YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT * 399 00:27:24,244 --> 00:27:37,157 * TO PART YOU GOTTA FIGH FOR YOUR RIGHT TO PARTY * 400 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:42,629 * Jimmy: TRAVIS KELCE, EVERYBODY! 401 00:27:42,629 --> 00:27:45,065 CATCH HIM HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" ON MARCH 4th, WITH MUSICAL GUEST, 402 00:27:45,065 --> 00:27:49,402 KELSEA BALLERINI WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 403 00:27:49,402 --> 00:28:19,232 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 404 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:22,502 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FANTASTIC ACTOR, WHO STARS IN "MAGNUM P.I.," WHICH PREMIERES 405 00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:26,039 THIS SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON NBC. EPISODES WILL STREAM THE NEXT 406 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,108 DAY ON PEACOCK EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME JAY HERNANDEZ! 407 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:28,141 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME JAY HERNANDEZ! 408 00:28:33,146 --> 00:28:44,357 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A GOOD THEME SONG. 409 00:28:44,357 --> 00:28:46,760 READY TO ROCK. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 410 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,496 JAY HERNANDEZ, WELCOME TO THE SHOW, BUDDY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 411 00:28:49,496 --> 00:28:52,332 Jimmy: I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE I LOVE THAT "MAGNUM P.I." IS 412 00:28:52,332 --> 00:28:54,634 NOW ON NBC YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. 413 00:28:54,634 --> 00:28:56,269 IT'S A BIG DEAL Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL FOR US 414 00:28:56,269 --> 00:29:00,206 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN YOU KNOW, IT'S A VERY RARE THING. 415 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,842 Jimmy: IT IS, BUT THE FANS SPOKE. THE FANS SPOKE AND NBC 416 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,145 LISTENED Jimmy: THEY WERE LOUD THEY WERE LOUD 417 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:10,483 THEY SAID, DON'T CANCEL. WE LOVE "MAGNUM P.I. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 418 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:13,219 CANCEL AFTER SEASON FOUR NO, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. Jimmy: BUT THEY ACTUALLY PUT 419 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:16,723 A BILLBOARD UP IN TIMES SQUARE LOOK AT THIS SAVE "MAGNUM P.I." 420 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:21,761 WITH A QR CODE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, THAT'S LOVE. 421 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,364 THAT IS LOVE THERE WAS A PETITION ONLINE. THEY RAISED -- I DON'T KNOW HOW 422 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:26,466 MUCH THAT COSTS. HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK IT COSTS Jimmy: I HAVE NO IDEA 423 00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:30,603 THAT'S INSANE. IT'S NOT CHEAP, I KNOW THAT Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING THAT 424 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:32,238 THEY WERE VOCAL AND LOUD AND YOU GOT HEARD. "MAGNUM P.I." IS SAVED 425 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,774 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS SUNDAY. THIS SUNDAY 426 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:41,881 Jimmy: TWO-EPISODE PREMIERE ON NBC IT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD. 427 00:29:41,881 --> 00:29:43,717 I MEAN, WOULD YOU GET NERVOUS GOING INTO THE "MAGNUM P.I." SHOES AT FIRST WHEN THEY WERE 428 00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:47,120 LIKE, HEY, WE WANT YOU TO BE MAGNUM P.I.? YOU KNOW, WHAT'S FUNNY IS 429 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:53,059 THE FIRST TIME THEY CAME TO ME WITH THE PROJECT, I THINK I SAID NO TWICE. 430 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,894 BECAUSE I WAS CONVINCED THAT NOBODY WOULD ACCEPT ANYBODY ELSE BESIDES TOM SELLECK AS 431 00:29:54,894 --> 00:30:00,333 MAGNUM P.I Jimmy: OF COURSE. SO, IT WAS A NUMBER OF 432 00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:04,371 CONVERSATIONS. ULTIMATELY I AGREED TO IT. BUT IT WAS SOMEWHAT 433 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:06,673 INTIMIDATING, YES. Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, I CAN'T STEP INTO THOSE SHOES. 434 00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:09,509 I MEAN, COME ON. WITH THE DETROIT HAT AND ALL THIS STUFF 435 00:30:09,509 --> 00:30:13,346 AND THE FUZZY CHEST, AND YOU KNOW Jimmy: YES. 436 00:30:13,346 --> 00:30:17,183 THE SHORT SHORTS. Jimmy: HE'S A STUD, MAN COME ON. 437 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:19,252 YEAH, HE HAD SHORT SHORTS TOO. Jimmy: I KNOW, DUDE 438 00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:21,321 NOT ONLY SHORT SHORTS IT WAS SHORT JEANS, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:23,857 CUTOFF JEANS Jimmy: HE COULD PULL ANYTHING OFF 440 00:30:23,857 --> 00:30:26,026 HE COULD PULL THAT OFF. THAT'S HARD TO DO. NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE CAN DO 441 00:30:26,026 --> 00:30:27,560 THAT Jimmy: WHAT FINALLY JUST CONVINCED YOU? 442 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,629 WHAT PUT YOU OVER THE EDGE I MEAN, I WAS A HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW 443 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:34,234 AND ULTIMATELY, LIKE, THE CREATIVES INVOLVED THEY PITCHED A SHOW THAT I WAS 444 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:37,504 LIKE, I CAN'T SAY NO TO THIS EVEN, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN 445 00:30:37,504 --> 00:30:39,105 I DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW -- BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S A PILOT 446 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:40,907 SO, YOU KNOW IT'S A PILOT. Jimmy: PILOT IS A TRIAL SHOW 447 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:46,479 RIGHT Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO GO 448 00:30:46,479 --> 00:30:48,314 YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW IS GOING TO GO ON FOR ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, TEN SEASONS 449 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,083 YOU HAVE NO IDEA Jimmy: BUT IT'S ALSO, YOU'RE WORKING IN HAWAII. 450 00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:55,989 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD TAKE ANY JOB [ LAUGHTER ] 451 00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:58,291 THEY'D GO, "YOU'RE PLAYING THE WORST GUY. I GO, "I DON'T CARE. 452 00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:01,061 YOU SAID, HAWAII, I'M THERE. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT IS." WHY 453 00:31:01,061 --> 00:31:03,063 I MEAN, IT'S FUNNY COMING HERE, YOU KNOW, I WAS UNPREPARED I WAS ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I WAS 454 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:04,931 GOING TO NEED A TRENCH COAT AND A SCARF. Jimmy: YOU BROUGHT THE GREAT 455 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:07,067 WEATHER. YEAH, I BROUGHT THE WARM WEATHER. 456 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:09,869 Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S YOU 457 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:16,309 THAT'S JAY HERNANDEZ IT'S CALLED THE ALOHA VIBES YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 458 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:19,379 Jimmy: IT IS. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO LIVE IN HAWAII 459 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:20,914 BECAUSE NOW, YOU PROBABLY WENT, LIKE YOU SAID, "I'LL SHOOT THE SHOW 460 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:22,449 IT WILL PROBABLY BE A COUPLE WEEKS AND THEN I'LL COME BACK HOME." 461 00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:24,084 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT NOW YOU LIVE IN - 462 00:31:24,084 --> 00:31:29,422 NO, I'M PRETTY MUCH THERE EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR Jimmy: AND WHAT'S IT LIKE 463 00:31:29,422 --> 00:31:32,692 WHAT'S THE VIBE? IT'S -- IT'S GREAT. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY THE WEATHER 464 00:31:32,692 --> 00:31:34,461 IS BEAUTIFUL BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS LIKE ALOHA SPIRIT THAT IS EVERYWHERE 465 00:31:34,461 --> 00:31:43,303 YOU GO I MEAN, IT'S SUNNY IT'S WARM. 466 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:46,272 TOURISTS GET THERE AND THEY JUST WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. Jimmy: VERY POSITIVE. 467 00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:50,510 YES IT'S A POSITIVE VIBE IT REALLY SORT OF LIKE SEEPS 468 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:52,612 INTO YOU Jimmy: EVERYONE SEEMS VERY CHILL THERE. 469 00:31:52,612 --> 00:31:56,416 VERY CHILL, VERY CHILL. I MEAN, MAYBE TOO CHILL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUMP ON THE 470 00:31:56,416 --> 00:31:58,018 FREEWAY AND YOU SEE THAT THE SPEED MINIMUMS, WHICH I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYWHERE ELSE 471 00:31:58,018 --> 00:32:00,253 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, NOT A SPEED LIMIT. 472 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,122 NO, NO, NO, NOT A SPEED LIMIT. A SPEED MINIMUM. 473 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:03,757 Jimmy: SO, YOU HAVE TO GO AT LEAST -- OTHERWISE, PEOPLE WOULD BE 474 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:05,725 GOING LIKE 20 MILES PER HOUR ON THE FREEWAY. Jimmy: SO THEY MAKE YOU GO 475 00:32:05,725 --> 00:32:07,460 A CERTAIN MILE AN HOUR THE MINIMUM, I THINK, WAS LIKE 40 MILES PER HOUR 476 00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:12,932 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY, MAN BECAUSE, OTHERWISE, YEAH. 477 00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:15,135 IT'S JUST, IT'S A VERY MELLOW VIBE OUT THERE YEAH 478 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:19,506 Jimmy: WELL, WHAT CAN WE SAY FOR ANYONE WE'RE SETTING UP "MAGNUM P.I." 479 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:22,142 WHAT'S THE ADVENTURES THAT MAGNUM GETS INTO WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A 480 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:28,782 A TON OF ACTION. THERE'S ALWAYS A BAD GUY THERE'S ALWAYS SOME CRAZY 481 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:32,085 THINGS GOING DOWN, CARS, EXPLOSIONS, GUN FIGHTS ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF 482 00:32:32,085 --> 00:32:33,720 BUT IN THIS SEASON THAT IS UNIQUE IS MAGNUM AND MY PARTNER, HIGGINS, WHO IS, SORT 483 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,624 OF MY SIDEKICK - Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT LIKE IT'S GREAT. 484 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,927 BUT NOW WE'RE -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HAVE A SIDEKICK NAMED 485 00:32:40,927 --> 00:32:44,531 HIGGINS, IT MUST - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: SOUNDS AWFUL, YEAH 486 00:32:44,531 --> 00:32:47,801 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S GREAT. IT'S GREAT 487 00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:51,004 BUT WE'RE, LIKE, TOGETHER. WE'RE DATING, ESSENTIALLY. IT'S BEEN WONDERFUL AND IT'S 488 00:32:51,004 --> 00:32:56,009 SOMETHING THAT WE'VE BEEN TEASING FOR THREE SEASONS NOW. SO, SEASON FIVE IS KIND OF THE 489 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:58,745 PAYOFF FOR ALL THAT. Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE BACK AT NBC, BY THE WAY. 490 00:32:58,745 --> 00:33:03,049 YES, WE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT IT'S A FULL CIRCLE SCENARIO 491 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:06,386 BECAUSE I STARTED ON NBC, LIKE, 20 YEARS AGO ON A SHOW CALLED "HANG TIME." 492 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:08,588 Jimmy: "HANG TIME" WAS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME - DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS 493 00:33:08,588 --> 00:33:11,057 SHOW Jimmy: YES! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES 494 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:16,896 [ APPLAUSE ] WITH ANTHONY ANDERSON. YES, ANTHONY ANDERSON 495 00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:18,398 AND WHEN WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, HE KNEW THE THEME SONG 496 00:33:18,398 --> 00:33:22,469 * HANG TIME HANGING TOGETHER HANG TIM 497 00:33:22,469 --> 00:33:25,405 HANG TIME * DUDE, I USED TO WATCH YOU EVERY SATURDAY MORNING 498 00:33:25,405 --> 00:33:27,907 SO GOOD Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AT NBC. 499 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:30,777 I LOVE IT Jimmy: FANS, LET'S BRING BACK "HANG TIME. 500 00:33:30,777 --> 00:33:33,079 THAT'S WHAT WE'RE HERE -- NO, NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 501 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,915 LET'S START WITH "MAGNUM P.I." THIS SUNDAY, "MAGNUM P.I." I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 502 00:33:35,915 --> 00:33:37,917 HERE'S JAY HERNANDEZ IN THE NEW SEASON OF "MAGNUM P.I. TAKE A LOOK. 503 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:37,951 SEASON OF "MAGNUM P.I. TAKE A LOOK. 504 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:45,525 SUNSCREEN? UMM 505 00:33:45,525 --> 00:33:50,730 JUST ON THE PARTS I CAN'T REACH. DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEBODY TO 506 00:33:50,730 --> 00:33:53,733 DO THAT FOR YOU? WELL, I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, IF THAT'S WHAT 507 00:33:53,733 --> 00:33:58,405 YOU'RE GETTING AT. NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING 508 00:33:58,405 --> 00:34:03,043 IT'S JUST THAT TECHNICALLY, I'M ON SAFETY PATROL RIGHT NOW, SO I REALLY - 509 00:34:03,043 --> 00:34:09,049 OH, WELL, SUNBURN DEFINITELY FALLS UNDER SAFETY WELL, YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 510 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:20,093 YEAH, IT DOES. UH, OKAY SO JUST, UM, AND RUB IT IN 511 00:34:20,093 --> 00:34:28,268 YEAH HEY, ROBBIE HEY 512 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:30,804 HEY! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, HEY. 513 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:32,439 HI OH! Jimmy: WHOA 514 00:34:32,439 --> 00:34:34,741 JAY HERNANDEZ. "MAGNUM P.I." PREMIERES WITH TWO EPISODES THIS SUNDAY AT 515 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:38,678 9:00 P.M. ON NBC STREAMS THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK. 516 00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:41,281 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 517 00:34:41,281 --> 00:35:08,141 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE, SHE IS 518 00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:12,512 MY JAM OUR NEXT GUEST WON GRAMMY AWARDS FOR BEST NEW ARTIST AND 519 00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:18,518 BEST JAZZ VOCAL ALBUM. PERFORMING "GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY" FROM HER ALBUM, "LINGER 520 00:35:18,518 --> 00:35:20,887 AWHILE," PLEASE WELCOME, SAMARA JOY 521 00:35:22,088 --> 00:35:34,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * YOU'RE SO LATE GETTIN 522 00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:52,419 HOME FROM THE OFFICE DID YOU MISS YOUR TRAI WERE YOU CAUGHT * 523 00:35:52,419 --> 00:36:07,701 * IN THE RAIN NO DON'T BOTHE DON'T BOTHER TO EXPLAI 524 00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:20,380 CAN I FIX YOU * * A QUICK MARTINI AS A MATTER OF FAC 525 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:48,508 I'LL HAVE ONE WITH YOU FOR TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH * * I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY TO 526 00:36:48,508 --> 00:36:48,541 FOR TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH * * I'VE HAD QUITE A DAY TO 527 00:36:57,484 --> 00:37:00,620 MY DEA I WENT IN TOWN TO SHOP * 528 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:16,903 * AROUND FOR SOMETHING NE I THOUGHT I'D STOP AND GRAB A BIT 529 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:24,444 WHEN I WAS THROUGH * * I LOOKED AROUND FOR SOMEPLACE NE 530 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:35,255 THEN IT OCCURRED TO ME WHERE I HAD PARKED THE CAR * * THERE WAS A MOS 531 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:53,540 ATTRACTIVE FRENC CAFE AND BAR IT REALLY WASN'T VERY FAR * 532 00:37:53,540 --> 00:38:06,753 * THE WAITER SHOWED ME TO A DARK SECLUDED CORNER AS MY EYES BECAM 533 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:15,595 ACCUSTOMED TO THE GLOOM * * I SAW TWO PEOPL AT THE BAR 534 00:38:15,595 --> 00:38:31,144 WHO WERE SO MUCH IN LOVE EVEN I COULD SPOT IT * * CLEAR ACROSS THE ROOM 535 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:39,753 GUESS WHO I SAW TODA MY DEA I'D NEVER BEEN * 536 00:38:39,753 --> 00:38:47,293 * SO SHOCKED BEFORE I HEADED BLINDLY THROUGH THE DOOR 537 00:38:47,293 --> 00:38:59,339 THEY DIDN'T SEE ME * * PASSING THROUGH GUESS WHO I SAW TODA 538 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:33,106 GUESS WHO I SAW TODA GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY * * I SAW YOU * 539 00:39:33,106 --> 00:39:52,459 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: SAMARA JOY 540 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:56,162 "LINGER AWHILE" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK 541 00:39:56,162 --> 00:40:12,412 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MY THANKS TO TRAVIS KELCE, JAY HERNANDEZ, 542 00:40:12,412 --> 00:40:16,683 SAMARA JOY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 543 00:40:16,683 --> 00:40:21,388 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 544 00:40:21,388 --> 00:40:23,556 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY