Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEIL YOUNG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * ALL THE LADIES IN THE ROO
SUPPORTING AND LEADING I PRESUM HONG CHAO AND DOLLY DE *
* CAREY AND CAREY WITH A DAME EMMA I'M SO FON ANA GIRL YOU WER
GREAT IN BLONDE * * DANIELLE D YOU BROK MY HEART
MICHELLE I'VE LOVED YO FROM THE START * * ANGELA BASSET
DID THE THIN VIOLA DAVIS MY WOMAN KIN BLANCHETT CATE YOU'RE *
* A GENIU JAMIE LEE YOU AR ALL OF US *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOT ONE OF US
GETS HERE ALONE * * THESE QUEENS THEY NEE A BIGGER THRON
HOUSE OF BAFTA * * THE VIBE IS STRON BE TRUE TO YOU
YOU CAN'T GO WRONG ANGELA BASSETT * * DID THE THING
VIOLA DAVIS MY WOMAN KIN BLANCHETT CATE YOU'R A GENIUS *
* JAMIE LEE YOU ARE ALL OF U ANGELA BASSETT
DID THE THING * * ANGELA BASSET DID THE THIN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - GIGI HADID
CHASE STOKES MICKY DOLENZ MUSICAL GUEST, DIERKS BENTLEY,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1803
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S A HOT CROWD WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, THIS WEEKEND, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS ASKED IF HE
INTENDS TO VISIT THE SITE OF THE TRAIN DERAILMENT IN OHIO, AND HE HAD A VERY INTERESTING
RESPONSE TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS.
TO EAST PALESTINE, OHIO? AT THIS TIME, I'M NOT I WAS -- I DID A WHOLE VIDEO --
I MEAN -- YOU KNOW THE -- WHAT THE HELL ON --
ZOOM? ZOOM! ZOOM, ALL I CAN -- EVERY TIME I
THINK OF ZOOM, THAT SONG OF MY GENERATION, "WHO'S ZOOMIN' WHO.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WHAT Jimmy: WELL, THAT OUGHT TO
PUT THOSE AGE QUESTIONS TO REST [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, FOR 17 SECONDS, BIDEN'S BRAIN DERAILED [ LAUGHTER ]
IF THAT ONE GUY DIDN'T SHOUT OUT, "ZOOM," BIDEN WOULD HAVE STOOD THERE FOR SIX MORE HOURS
[ LAUGHTER ] SONG FROM "HIS GENERATION" THAT SONG WAS OUT IN 1985.
BIDEN WAS 60, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT
THIS THE U.S. ENERGY DEPARTMENT JUST RELEASED A NEW REPORT THAT SAID
THE COVID PANDEMIC MIGHT HAVE STARTED BY A CHINESE LAB LEAK. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "HEY, THANKS FOR THAT THREE YEARS TOO LATE INFORMATION."
[ LAUGHTER ] ANY "GAME OF THRONES" SPOILERS [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THEY THINK COVID STARTED IN A LAB, BUT SAID, "THEY ONLY HAVE LOW CONFIDENCE IN THE
REPORT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "LOW CONFIDENCE," WHICH IS JUST
ONE NOTCH ABOVE, "WE HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, LOW CONFIDENCE, THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING, I THINK I CAN BENCH 3,000 POUNDS, BUT I HAVE
LOW CONFIDENCE [ LAUGHTER ] WHY SAY IT
WELL, I SAW THAT TODAY, CONGRESS RETURNED AFTER A WEEK-LONG RECESS
SEVEN DAYS IS A LONG TIME TO BE OFF WORK, SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT EVERYONE IN
CONGRESS DID DURING THEIR TIME OFF. Steve: OH
Jimmy: FIRST, WE HAVE REPRESENTATIVE ALMA ADAMS OF NORTH CAROLINA
SHE SPENT HER WEEK LOOKING THROUGH THE "PREVIOUSLY-OWNED HATS" BIN AT T.J. MAXX
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP WE HAVE DUSTY JOHNSON OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
HE SPENT HIS WEEK PRANK PHONE CALLING PLACES USING HIS OWN NAME
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HEY. Jimmy: "DUSTY JOHNSON
THERE? NEXT, THERE'S DEREK KILMER OF WASHINGTON
HE SPENT HIS WEEK OFF GOING, "MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP."
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, COME ON. OH, MY GOD
Jimmy: NEXT, THERE'S DONALD PAYNE OF NEW JERSEY HE SPENT HIS WEEK TRYING TO GET
HIS BOW TIE TO STOP SPINNING EVERY TIME HE SEES A PRETTY LADY
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] Steve: "I GOT A
A DUSTY JOHNSON. [ LAUGHTER ] *
Jimmy: AND FINALLY, HERE'S DON YOUNG OF ALASKA. HE SPENT HIS WEEK OFF WELCOMING
PEOPLE TO JURASSIC PARK. THAT -- THEY ALL DID SOMETHING GOOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WELCOME." SOME BUSINESS NEWS
AMAZON IS BEING SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY SELLING PRODUCTS THAT CONTAIN DONKEY MEAT.
[ AUDIENCE OOHS THEN TODAY, AMAZON WAS LIKE, "AND FOR OUR VEGAN CUSTOMERS,
WE ALSO SELL BEYOND DONKEY MEAT." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S RIGHT AMAZON IS BEING SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY SELLING PRODUCTS THAT
CONTAIN DONKEY MEAT. THAT'S PRETTY DISGUSTING HERE'S WHAT SOME AMAZON
CUSTOMERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT. THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "I LOVE ANIMALS, SO I'M ABSOLUTELY
HORRIFIED TO LEARN THAT SOME OF THE PRODUCTS I'VE PURCHASED ON AMAZON MAY CONTAIN DONKEY
MEAT." THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "AS A VEGETARIAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT AMAZON WOULD ALLOW MERCHANTS TO TRICK PEOPLE LIKE THIS."
AND FINALLY, THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "THIS IS WHY I DRINK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE BIG AIR FRYER RECALL IT'S NOT GOOD.
CHECK THIS OUT
AIR FRYERS BECOMING PRETTY
COMMON, RIGHT? WELL, IF YOU HAVE A COSORI AIR FRYER, STOP USING IT
2 MILLION OF THESE AIR FRYERS ARE UNDER RECALL BECAUSE THEY CAN CATCH FIRE
Tariq: OH, MAN. I JUST BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY WIFE.
Jimmy: OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT TARIQ Tariq: IT'S ALL GOOD.
I GOT HER SOMETHING ELSE Jimmy: OH, YEAH WHAT'S THAT?
Tariq: IT'S THIS REALLY COOL WATER BOTTLE MADE BY THE BINDLE COMPANY.
Jimmy: OH Tariq: OH, WHAT Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
RECALL ALERT INVOLVING SOME WATER BOTTLES MADE BY THE
BINDLE COMPANY [ LAUGHTER ] THE COMPANY RECALLED SEVERAL
INSULATED BOTTLES BECAUSE OF CONCERNS OF POSSIBLE LEAD POISONING.
Tariq: WHAT Jimmy: YEAH I'M SORRY, TARIQ
Tariq: NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HER? Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT DOES SHE LIKE Tariq: LET ME THINK OH, SHE REALLY LIKES STARBUCKS,
ESPECIALLY VANILLA FRAPPUCCINOS, IN THE BOTTLE, OF COURSE
MORE THAN 300,000 STARBUCKS VANILLA FRAPPUCCINO BOTTLES ARE
BEING RECALLED BECAUSE THEY MIGHT CONTAIN GLASS. Tariq: COME ON.
Jimmy: LOOK AT -- YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE MAYBE YOU CAN REGIFT SOMETHING
Tariq: I MEAN, I DO HAVE, LIKE, A MILLION HALLOWEEN AND AUTUMN-THEMED CANDIES --
CANDLES.
HALLOWEEN AND AUTUMN-THEMED
CANDIES -- CANDLES, ARE BEING RECALLED [ LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: THIS HAPPENS TO YOU A LOT. Tariq: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL JUST PLAN DINNER TONIGHT. I'LL MAKE HER FAVORITE DELI BREADED FISH SANDWICHES
PRODUCTS -- FISH SANDWICH PRODUCTS SOLD IN WINN-DIXIE STORES
TONIGHT, LISTEN UP DELI BREADED FISH SANDWICHES
PRODUCTS -- FISH SANDWICH PRODUCTS SOLD IN WINN-DIXIE STORES HAVE BEEN RECALLED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: I GIVE UP. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I HAVE AN -- I HAVE AN IDEA. I HAVE AN IDEA
Tariq: WHAT IS IT Jimmy: WELL, I HAVE LEFTOVER CANDY FROM VALENTINE'S DAY
SO, YOU CAN GIVE HER SOME FAVORITE DAY MILK CHOCOLATE-COVERED CARAMELS
DO YOU SAY CARA-MEL OR CAR-AMELS? IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE
FROM, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ]
THE FDA RECALLS A POPULAR CANDY SOLD ON VALENTINE'S DAY. IT IMPACTS THE FAVORITE DAY
MILK CHOCOLATE-COVERED CARAMELS DO YOU SAY CARA-MEL OR
CAR-AMELS? [ LAUGHTER ] IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE
FROM, RIGHT? YEAH. Jimmy: OH, WE TRIED
TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYONE. TARIQ. [ APPLAUSE ]
* WELL, I READ THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 60 YEARS, NOKIA
HAS CHANGED THEIR LOGO YEAH AND NOW IT'S TIME TO SIT BACK,
RELAX, AND WATCH THE SALES ROLL IN [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THEY UPDATED THEIR LOGO, BUT DON'T WORRY. THEIR PHONES STILL OFFER THAT
ONE GAME OF "SNAKE." WELL, GET THIS, KING CHARLES' CORONATION IS COMING UP, AND
APPARENTLY, ELTON JOHN, HARRY STYLES, ADELE, AND THE SPICE GIRLS HAVE ALL DECLINED
TO PERFORM Steve: OOH. Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE
WEIRD DURING THE CORONATION WHEN YOU HEAR, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SMASH MOUTH
FEATURING COREY FELDMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] WORSE CASE, THEY'LL INVITE
PRINCE HARRY AND TELL EVERYONE IT'S ED SHEERAN. Steve: OH
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HEY, I HEARD THAT THIS YEAR'S HURRICANE SEASON
WILL HAVE SOME NEW NAMES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE, INCLUDING HAROLD AND NIGEL
THEY SOUND MORE LIKE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE BOOKED TO PLAY AT KING CHARLES' CORONATION
[ LAUGHTER ] "HARRY AND NIGEL." WELL, THIS WEEKEND, MAJOR
LEAGUE BASEBALL OFFICIALLY STARTED SPRING TRAINING. YEAH
AND THE BIG STORY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED.
THE BIG STORY IS THAT NOW THERE'S A PITCH CLOCK THAT GIVES PLAYERS JUST 15 SECONDS
BETWEEN PITCHES. AND SO FAR, IT'S REALLY HELPED SPEED UP THE GAMES
SO, NOW PEOPLE ARE USING THE CLOCK TO SPEED UP THINGS IN OTHER PLACES
LOOK AT THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE PRESIDENT FROM THIS WEEKEND.
IS YOUR AGE PART OF YOUR OWN CALCULATION INTO WHETHER TO RUN AGAIN?
WELL, FIRST OF ALL -- THE -- THE -- LOOK, FIRST OF ALL, TO --UH, THE, UH --
LOOK, THEY -- THE -- NO BUT, YES
[ BUZZER ] Jimmy: THERE YOU GO IT WORKS
[ APPLAUSE ] I LIKE IT. SWITCHING GEARS, SCIENTISTS AT
NASA SAID THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT VENUS MAY BE A SQUISHY PLANET
[ LAUGHTER ] VENUS WAS LIKE, "OH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE.
THEY COULD HAVE CALLED ME 'MOIST.' [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. AN AIRLINE PASSENGER ORDERED THE VEGAN OPTION ON HIS FLIGHT,
AND THIS IS WHAT HE GOT. THIS IS REAL TAKE A LOOK.
[ LAUGHTER ] THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WERE LIKE, "WE KNEW IT WAS BAD.
BUT WE ALSO KNEW THAT HE'D BE TOO WEAK TO COME AFTER US. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, THIS IS WILD I SAW THAT THERE'S A NEW PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT IS SUPPOSED
TO HELP PEOPLE IN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS. WATCH THIS
A NEW DEVICE WILL ALLOW YOU TO TRANSMIT YOUR KISS TO YOUR
PARTNER. IT WAS DESIGNED IN CHINA WITH PRESSURE SENSORS AND SILICONE
MOLDED LIPS AND THE ABILITY TO RECORD KISSING SOUNDS. YOU BOTH DOWNLOAD IT ON AN APP
AND THEN SYNC UP YOUR SMOOCH [ LAUGHTER ] [ BOOS ]
Steve: NO Jimmy: AND THAT'S DEFINITELY THE ONLY WAY GUYS WILL USE IT.
IT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] *
AND FINALLY, IT IS MONDAY. AND I THINK WE CAN ALL USE A A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT TO MAKE
IT THROUGH THE REST OF THE WEEK DON'T YOU THINK?
IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE "MONDAY MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO
* "MONDAY MOTIVATIONS."
Jimmy: TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER. WHOA, YOU'RE, LIKE, SO TALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU CANCEL PLANS, PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SAD
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE SO HOT, WHEN YOU REACH FOR A LIGHT SWITCH, IT'S LIKE,
"OH, I'M ALREADY TURNED ON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO FIVE GUYS,
THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S SIX GUYS NOW. WELCOME TO THE CREW.
[ APPLAUSE ] YOUR FOURTH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER STILL CRIES OVER THAT
POEM YOU WROTE YEP, THE ONE ABOUT BASEBALL. [ APPLAUSE ]
WHEN YOU GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, THE SOMMELIER IS LIKE, "YOU TELL ME."
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU SAY "YES" TO BREAD AT SWEETGREEN, THEY'RE LIKE,
"REALLY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU EAT BREAD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHEN YOU GO CLOUD WATCHING, THE CLOUDS ARE LIKE,
"OMG, IS HE LOOKING AT ME? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
GIGI HADID IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHASE STOKES IS JOINING US
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICKY DOLENZ IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM DIERKS BENTLEY STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WE'RE SPLITTING NACHOS AT OUR
FAVORITE RESTAURANT, AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST ONE WHAT DO YOU DO
Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER LADY AND THE TRAMPED A NACHO? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
* WILL U B MY BFF WILL U B MY BF WILL U B MY BFF *
* IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW, "WILL U B MY BFF?
AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, FLIP JANSEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: WELL, WELCOME TO "WILL U B MY NEW BFF?" THE ONLY GAME SHOW WHERE WE
HELP SOMEONE FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND LET'S MEET THE LUCKY PERSON
WHO'S ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW BESTIE HER NAME IS GIGI
SHE IS A SUPERMODEL WHO CALLS NEW YORK CITY HER HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HI, GIGI READY TO MEET YOUR NEW BEST
FRIEND WHAT'S UP I AM SO READY.
Steve: NOW, WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A NEW BEST FRIEND LOYALTY
FUNNY. Steve: SURE AND CHILL
Steve: CHILL. I LIKE THAT. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET THE
THREE CONTESTANTS. THEY'RE DTF -- DOWN TO FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, HE HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST BROCCOLI RABE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTESTANT TWO NUMBER'S
FAVORITE CANDY IS SOUR PATCH KIDS AND HE LOVES THE MOVIE "GHOST."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE WON'T EVER FORGET YOUR
BIRTHDAY AND WILL GLADLY GIVE YOU THE LOG-IN TO ALL OF HIS STREAMING
SERVICES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXPENSIVE.
Steve: IT IS EXPENSIVE. WE'VE MET OUR THREE CONTESTANTS.
NOW FOR OUR FIRST ROUND OF QUESTIONS. AND ONE MORE THING
OUR CONTESTANTS WILL BE SPEAKING IN A CHIPMUNK VOICE, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL
WHO THEY ARE ALL RIGHT GIGI, TIME TO MEET YOUR 'MUNKS.
GO AHEAD AND ASK YOUR FIRST QUESTION CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WE'RE
THROWING A DINNER PARTY FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS. WHAT THEME WOULD YOU PICK TO
MAKE SURE IT WAS THE BEST DINNER PARTY EVER? OOH
[ LAUGHTER ] OOH I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO GO
WITH A MURDER MYSTERY. YOU KNOW, MAYBE EMPHASIS ON THE MURDER
[ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BACK.
LET'S DO, LIKE, A NATIVITY SCENE. NO, WAIT --
[ LAUGHTER ] NOW PICK YOUR POISON. I LIKED MURDER MYSTERY.
THAT WAS GOOD. Steve: THERE YOU GO WE CAN DO THAT.
Steve: TIME FOR YOUR NEXT QUESTION FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WE'RE SPLITTING NACHOS AT OUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT, AND WE'RE
DOWN TO THE LAST ONE WHAT DO YOU DO Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER LADY
AND THE TRAMPED A NACHO? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH
HEY, OH. Steve: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE.
GIGI, WHAT YOU GOT FOR THEM? CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, I'M A HUGE ANIMAL LOVER.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL, AND CAN I HEAR AN IMPRESSION, PLEASE
Tariq: MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH SOMETHING FRENCH LIKE THE LION
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THE LION SAYS -- Steve: LET'S HEAR THE
IMPRESSION Tariq: ROAR Steve: OOH.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?
GIVE US AN IMPRESSION. HI. THAT'S THE IMPRESSION BECAUSE
I'M THE ANIMAL I'M A PARTY ANIMAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Steve: OH, WOW! NICE WELL, WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL
ROUND. GIGI, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO IT'S 8:00 P.M. I TEXT YOU THAT EVERYONE'S
FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY. WHAT DO YOU DO TO HELP SALVAGE THE DAY?
AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
I PROBABLY FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO. SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE FRIEND WHO'S GOING TO BE HONEST.
Steve: THERE YOU GO NICELY DONE. NICELY DONE.
ALL RIGHT. GIGI, THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION, WHAT SONG WOULD
YOU SING AT KARAOKE WITH ME, AND CAN YOU SING SOME OF IT RIGHT NOW?
* AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU *
Steve: BEAUTIFUL VOICE. THAT'S HEARTBREAKING, ISN'T IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE HEARD FROM ALL THE CONTESTANTS.
NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL BE? CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE?
CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO? [ CHEERS ] OR CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIKES NACHOS. I THINK I'M GOING WITH
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WHOA, NUMBER THREE,
YOU'RE THE WINNER! HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* THERE YOU HAVE IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
NUMBER THREE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY
NEW BEST FRIEND, GIGI HADID! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO GIGI AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK
* SUCH A SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW, NEW
EXPERIENCE FOR ME. GETTING TO GO TO THE SAME STUDIO EVERY DAY WITH THE SAME
CREW YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE AN OFFICE JOB, LIKE YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOU,
ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD SHE'S ALSO THE NEW COHOST OF
THE NEW NETFLIX SHOW, "NEXT IN FASHION. THE NEW SEASON PREMIERES THIS
FRIDAY EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MY BFF, GIGI HADID
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.
IS THAT THE FASTEST -- THAT'S THE FASTEST WARDROBE CHANGE I'VE EVER HAD ON A SHOW
Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC. AND A STUNNER -- I'M A PROFESSIONAL AT IT
ACTUALLY Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE ACTUALLY
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD QUICK CHANGES, VERY GOOD. Jimmy: CAN I JUST SAY --
LOOK AT THIS STUNNING OH, THANK YOU
Jimmy: YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF "VOGUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE OVER 35 COVERS OF "VOGUE. IT'S CRAZY.
Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL DOES IT -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IT'S, LIKE, OBVIOUSLY AN HONOR AND AMAZING. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WENT BY
SO FAST. IT'S LIKE I REMEMBER EACH ONE, LIKE, SUCH A VIVID MEMORY OF
THE DAY WITH SO MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE INVOLVED AND WORK SO HARD TO CREATE EACH PHOTO.
SO, IT'S AMAZING THAT IT'S BEEN THAT MANY. Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF
YOU. THIS IS YOUR FIRST PHOTO THAT I THINK WAS IN "VOGUE.
IS THIS POSSIBLE OH, I ACTUALLY -- Jimmy: NO
THAT'S A FUNNY STORY. SO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MAGAZINE THIS WAS IN.
I JUST KNEW MY MOM HAD A TEAR SHEET FROM IT GROWING UP AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THE
STORY BEHIND IT. AND LAST -- IT'S A PICTURE OF ME ON VACATION WITH MY FAMILY.
I WAS HOLDING AN EIFFEL TOWER I JUST BOUGHT AND MY LITTLE FILM CAMERA
AND THEN I SAW A PHOTO SHOOT GOING ON HERE. AND I WENT AND STAND IN FRONT
OF THE PHOTOGRAPHER. SEE, I'M VERY INTERESTED Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, I
WANT TO BE IN THE SHOT AND HE TOOK A PICTURE I WAS IN THE SHOT.
THIS WAS IN SOME FRENCH MAGAZINE AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE STORY
BEHIND IT. AND THEN, A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, I POSTED IT
SEE? HERE'S MY POST Jimmy: YEAH
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO SHOT THIS EDITORIAL IF ANYONE CAN RECALL
AND A PHOTOGRAPHER THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH SINCE 2014 AT THIS POINT WAS LIKE,
"GIGI, I TOOK THAT PHOTO HOW MANY YEARS AGO." AND NOW I WORK WITH HIM NOW
BACKSTAGE AT SHOWS Jimmy: HE HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU WERE
NO IDEA THAT HE SHOT ME, NO IDEA WE HAD THAT CONNECTION. AND I KNOW HIM NOW AS AN ADULT
IT'S WILD. Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL? CAN WE TALK ABOUT "NEXT IN
FASHION. I'M WEARING THIS OUTFIT, SO CLEARLY, I'M TRYING TO TALK
ABOUT "NEXT IN FASHION." YES YOU'RE ALWAYS THE NEXT IN
FASHION. THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE COHOSTING THIS
WITH TAN FRANCE, WHO WE LOVE FROM "QUEER EYE. HOW DO YOU KNOW TAN?
BEFORE THE SHOW, DID YOU KNOW HIM, OR NO SO, I,LIKE THE REST OF
AMERICA, FIVE YEARS AGO OR THE WORLD, WHEN "QUEER EYE" CAME OUT, I WAS A HUGE FAN.
FELL IN LOVE WITH THEM AND -- WAS, LIKE, GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP OR SOMETHING
LIKE SITTING ON MY COUCH ALL WEEKEND NEAR WHEN THE SHOW AIRED.
YOU KNOW, CRYING, LAUGHING ALL DAY WATCHING THEM. AND THEY JUST MADE MY WEEK
AND I SAW THAT EVA CHEN, HEAD OF INSTAGRAM FASHION HAD THEM IN HER OFFICE.
OR HAD TAN IN HER OFFICE SPECIFICALLY AND I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO
HAVE TO FACETIME HIM SO, I FACETIME HIM WE TALK.
AND I'M LIKE, THIS NEVER HAPPENS, BY THE WAY. LIKE I'M OBSESSED WITH JIMMY
I CONSIDER HIM ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND LIKE, I WAS NEVER LIKE A
A WEIRDO IN THIS WAY WITH TAN FOR SOME REASON, I'M LIKE, "WILL YOU COME TO MY
HOUSE AND HAVE TEA WITH ME RIGHT NOW? AND WE -- THEY CAME OVER
WE HAD, LIKE, HAD LUNCH IN MY HOUSE. WE, LIKE, TALKED, HUNG OUT
IT WAS ANTONY, TAN, AND JONATHAN THAT DAY. AND NOW ANTONY IS ONE OF MY
BEST FRIENDS, MY NEIGHBOR. AND OBVIOUSLY, TAN AND I ARE DOING THE SHOW
AND IT'S JUST LIKE SUCH A SPECIAL EXPERIENCE Jimmy: ARE YOU LOVING DOING
THIS SHOW? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT GUEST ON THE SHOW AND
A GOOD FRIEND. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE REALITY COMPETITION SHOWS.
DO YOU LIKE HOSTING AND JUDGING? LOVE HOSTING, LOVE JUDGING.
SUCH A SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME.
GETTING TO GO TO THE SAME STUDIO EVERY DAY WITH THE SAME CREW
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE AN OFFICE JOB, LIKE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ]
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOU, JIMMY. OKAY, SO, BUT ANYWAYS --
Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD THING. NO, IT'S THE BEST IT'S SUCH A NICE FEELING
Jimmy: YOU'RE A NATURAL YOU'RE ALSO -- NOT ONLY ARE YOU STUNNING
BUT YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY AND CHARMING AND INTERESTED IN THINGS AND PEOPLE.
AND YOU'RE A GOOD HOST AND NORMALLY, LIKE, IN MY JOB, I THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN
REALLY EVER GIVEN THE TIME AND THE SPACE TO, LIKE, REALLY OPEN UP AND SHOW MYSELF
NOT ON PURPOSE FOR MY FASHION JOB. IT'S JUST SUCH A SMALL, YOU
KNOW, SNIPPET OF TIME THAT YOU'RE GIVEN IN THOSE KIND OF FASHION --
Jimmy: YOU GET TO BE YOU. YEAH, I GET TO BE ME. AND I THINK I TRY TO BE FUNNY.
Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU'VE GOT TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S GIGI HADID IN "NEXT IN
FASHION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YEAH? YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW YOU'RE FEELING
SHOULD WE START WITH - DIANDRE, THOUGHTS? IT'S REALLY COOL.
I THINK THE PROPORTIONS ARE SPOT ON. DOES IT FEEL ROYAL.
I THINK IT DOES FEEL ROYAL. I THINK IT'S HIP-HOP ROYALTY FOR SURE
AGREED, AGREED. OKAY MAGGIE
IT'S DEFINITELY BOLD AND I'VE GOT A FEELING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER GOING TO LOVE
IT OR HATE BUT -- THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT I LOVE THIS JACKET.
I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL SO, I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY JUST IF IT GETS DONE.
JAMES, I HATE TO SAY MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE. ROYAL IS HERE AND JAMES IS
HERE AND HIS LOOK IS HERE. AND HE NEEDS TO BRING BOTH OF THOSE HERE
Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT HE'S HERE. BRING IT IN HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIGI HADID "NEXT IN FASHION" PREMIERES
FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. CHASE STOKES JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS JOHN B. FROM THE HIT SHOW "OUTER BANKS.
THE THIRD SEASON - [ CHEERS ] YEAH, OW
THE THIRD SEASON IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME CHASE STOKES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE
I'M A FAN OF YOURS IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU HERE. I'VE GOT TO SAY THE NEW SEASON
JUST CAME OUT, AND IT IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I MEAN, IS THAT -- IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE RELEASE ON THURSDAY.
CONGRATS ON THAT IN FACT -- A LOT OF FANS HAVE ALREADY FINISHED THE WHOLE
THIRD SEASON, IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE HOW
Jimmy: WAIT, SOMEONE IS WAVING HER HAND. YOU FINISHED IT ALL?
YOU FINISHED IT Jimmy: HOW -- WHEN? ARE YOU OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ] THE -- WE STARTED IT FRIDAY NIGHT,
FINISHED IT SATURDAY NIGHT [ SCREAMS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SO YOU MARATHONED --
THAT'S A LOT OF HOURS. AND WHAT -- UNBIASED, WHAT IS YOUR REVIEW OF THE SHOW?
CLEARLY YOU LIKED IT IT'S THE BEST SEASON. Jimmy: WHOA
IT'S THE BEST SEASON [ CHEERS ] THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
I WILL VENMO YOU LATER. Jimmy: THAT'S NOT PAID ADVERTISEMENT.
I'LL GET YOUR -- I'LL GET HER VENMO. Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YOU'LL GET
HER VEN -- HER VENMO, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, AND
I WAS SAYING, "WHAT'S IT LIKE SHOOTING THIS IN THE JUNGLE? AND VERY INTERESTING STORIES OF
SHOOTING IN THE JUNGLE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT. BUT CAN YOU JUST RUN THROUGH
MAYBE TWO OR THREE SURE. YEAH
SO THIS SHOW, IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT, PHYSICAL EFFORT.
Jimmy: YEAH EXERTION. SO WE SHOT IN BARBADOS THIS
YEAR AND WE WERE IN THE JUNGLE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME
AND THERE WAS ONE DAY IN PARTICULAR WHERE THE UNIVERSE JUST DECIDED TO NOT WORK IN MY
FAVOR. Jimmy: WHY NOT, THOUGH? I THINK IT'S GOOD.
SURE, YEAH, NO. Jimmy: PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS
SO THERE'S A STUNT THAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE FINAL EPISODE.
SPOILER ALERT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I LOOKED RIGHT
AT YOU DON'T SPOIL. YEAH
I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. DON'T DO IT. Jimmy: YEAH
BUT ANYWAYS, THAT HAPPENS AND IT WAS A VERY EXHAUSTING STUNT.
SO I'M LEANING AGAINST A TREE, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, MY ARM IS ON FIRE
AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" SO ONE OF OUR BAJAN CREW
MEMBERS LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, "THAT'S POISON TREE SAP, AND THAT'S ALL OVER YOUR ARM."
SO I'M LIKE, "OH, THAT'S AWESOME. Jimmy: POISON TREE SAP?
YEAH. SO THEY PUT ME IN A VAN, AND THEY STARTED PUTTING OINTMENTS
ON ME THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS. I'M JUST KINDA GOING WITH THE
FLOW SO I RECOVER FROM THAT AND I'M TALKING TO MY DIRECTOR
SORT OF LIKE, "I THINK I'M OKAY I HAVE A PULSE
I'M NOT DYING. AND I FEEL SOMETHING HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD
AND HE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL STORY
THIS IS 100% TRUE Jimmy: LIKE, A SMACK. LIKE A -
IT WAS A FULL ON, LIKE -- JERKED MY BODY FORWARD AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT WAS
THAT?" HE GOES, "BIRD THAT WAS A BIRD.
A BIRD JUST -- A BIRD FLEW INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SEE, THAT MADE ME LAUGH THERE 'CAUSE - SO A BIRD ATTACKED YOU
YEAH, I GOT ATTACKED BY A A BIRD AFTER THE POISON TREE SAP.
Jimmy: THE POISON TREE SAP. AND THEN A BIRD DIVE BOMBS YOUR HEAD
YEP THE JUNGLE IT'S SO GREAT.
IT'S A LOVELY PLACE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. Jimmy: YEAH
AND YOU'RE THERE YOU'RE IN NATURE IT'S BEAUTIFUL
SO BEAUTIFUL. SO HUMID SO, SO HUMID
Jimmy: IT STARTS TO RAIN. AND SO IT STARTS TO RAIN, SAYS ONE OF OUR CREW MEMBERS
HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES, "OH, THANK GOD, IT'S RAINING FINALLY.
THIS WILL COOL US DOWN." SO I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW, IT'S RAINING.
AND I LOOK UP, AND IMMEDIATELY HE SAYS, "NOPE, NOT RAIN THAT'S MONKEYS PEEING.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS AND A MONKEY -- A MONKEY LITERALLY PEES DIRECTLY IN MY
EYEBALL. A MONKEY PEED IN MY EYEBALL. SO, UM -
Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT DAY AT WORK YEAH, SO I GOT POISON TREE
SAP, A BIRD FLEW INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD, AND A MONKEY PISSED ON MY EYEBALL.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND YOU STILL LOOK LIKE THIS.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON.
IT'S A NIP SLIP! YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU MISSED -
YEAH, WE SHOULD BLUR THAT OUT. Jimmy: YOU MISSED ONE OF THE
BUTTONS -- YEAH, OOPSIE-POOPSIE. Jimmy: MISSED ONE OF THE
BUTTONS ON THERE, YEAH IT'S LOPSIDED TOO I THINK I GOT TO -
Jimmy: YOU MISSED A FEW BUTTONS WHEN YOU PUT THE SHIRT ON
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CHASE STOKES IN "OUTER BANKS.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WOULD DO TO CALL ME HOME
SARAH, THAT PATTERN, THOSE BELLS. [ BELLS RINGING
THE DING, DING, DING-DING. SARAH, THAT'S HIM CALLING ME HOME
I KNOW, IT -- YEAH. IT'S -- THAT'S -- IT'S REALLY WEIRD.
BUT IT'S NOT HIM OKAY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW WHY.
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO I'M SO SORRY.
NO, NO, LISTEN. MAYBE -- MAYBE YOU GET BEATEN ENOUGH, YOU AREN'T ABLE TO SEE
THE MIRACLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I MEAN, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW HE
USED TO CALL ME HOME MAYBE IT IS HIM. MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO
GIVE ME A GIFT AND WE'RE NOT EVEN - OKAY.
WHAT? OKAY. I GET IT
YOU WANT TO GO TO THE TOWER TO GO LOOK? GO LOOK, OKAY?
Jimmy: YEAH CHASE STOKES, EVERYBODY. SEASON THREE OF "OUTER BANKS"
IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICKY DOLENZ
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE GRAMMY-NOMINATED MEMBERS OF LEGENDARY MULTIPLATINUM
GROUP THE MONKEES. HE'S KICKING OFF A NEW TOUR CALLED "THE MONKEES CELEBRATED
BY MICKY DOLENZ. PLEASE WELCOME MICKY DOLENZ.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME.
WELCOME Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE DID THE SAME THING BACKSTAGE
YEAH. Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE GOING FOR A FIST BUMP OR
A HANDSHAKE. YEAH. Jimmy: AND SO I JUST GRABBED
YOUR FIST. NEVER KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SORRY. WELCOME. YOU AND I GO WAY BACK, AND I
JUST WANT TO TELL THIS STORY JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT YOU AND SPEAK
ABOUT YOU A LOT. I WAS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, AND IT WAS PROBABLY 1996 OR '97.
'97, YEAH Jimmy: IT WAS BEFORE I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
I WAS DOING STAND-UP I GOT A GIG TO OPEN FOR YOU AT THE UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATER IN
LOS ANGELES. YEP Jimmy: AND SO I WENT.
I SAID HI TO YOU AND DAVY. BUT YOU SAID TO ME -- YOU GO, "HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN
IT WAS JIMMY?" I GO, "YEAH. YOU GO, "I THINK YOU GOT
SOMETHING THERE, KID." YEAH. Jimmy: AND I GO -- AND I GO,
"OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH." YOU'RE MICKY -- I'M FREAKING OUT MEETING YOU.
AND YOU GO, "I'M ACTUALLY DIRECTING THIS PILOT IF YOU WANT TO AUDITION, HAVE
YOUR MANAGER CALL THIS GUY YOU'RE WORKING WITH. YEAH.
Jimmy: AND YOU GAVE ME AN AUDITION I DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW WENT
ANYWHERE NO, NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I WANTED TO TELL YOU, IT BUILT MY CONFIDENCE AS A COMEDIAN AND SOMEONE WHO
COULDN'T GET A GIG OR A CALLBACK OR ANYTHING THAT LITTLE BOOST, THAT LITTLE
SOMEONE BELIEVING IN YOU REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME. OH, THANK YOU
Jimmy: AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT, AND I REALLY THAT YOU SO MUCH
[ APPLAUSE ] OH, THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
AND I WAS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER FAMOUS JIMI WHO OPENED FOR YOU AS WELL
THIS IS A FAMOUS - DO YOU KNOW WHAT - IT'S A FUNNY STORY
YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- IF YOU LOOK RIGHT HERE,
JIMI HENDRIX OPENED FOR YOU GUYS WHAT WAS JIMI HENDRIX LIKE
WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL GUY. I WAS IN NEW YORK. AND I WAS -- EARLIER ON, BEFORE
HE WAS JIMI HENDRIX. AND SOMEBODY SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO GO DOWN TO THE CAFE
AU GO GO, SEE THIS GUITAR PLAYER WHO'S PLAYING WITH JOHN HAMMOND BAND.
I WENT DOWN THERE, AND SURE ENOUGH - AND THEY SAID HE WAS KNOWN AS
THIS GUY THAT PLAYS GUITAR WITH HIS TEETH. WE WERE LOOKING FOR AN OPENING
ACT. AND I SUGGESTED THEM, OPENING FOR THE HEADLINING ACT CAN BE
A PROBLEM SOMETIMES FOR THE OPENING ACT. WELL, IT WAS -- I'M NOT
KIDDING. IT WAS - * PURPLE HAZE
COME IN MY BRAIN * Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH "WE WANT DAVY
WE WANT THE MONKEES! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, "WE WANT THE
MONKEES. * FOXY LADY * "MICKY DOLENZ!"
Jimmy: A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE FOR JIMI HENDRIX OH, IT WAS EMBARRASSING
Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MANY STORIES, AND YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU'RE
GOING TO MAKE TONIGHT. YOU'RE ACTUALLY -- THESE PHOTOS THAT YOU HAVE THROUGHOUT ALL
THE YEARS, YOU'RE FINALLY PUBLISHING THEM. YEP
A BOOK THAT IS CALLED -- [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL.
A BOOK COMING OUT IN NOVEMBER CALLED "I'M TOLD I HAD A GOOD TIME.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT IS A GREAT TITLE RIGHT THERE.
THAT IS FANTASTIC. "I'M TOLD" - SO TRUE
Jimmy: I'D KICK MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ASK 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING ON
TOUR YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY -- YOU'RE CELEBRATING THE MONKEES.
YEAH. Jimmy: BUT I WOULD KICK MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU
WOULD LIKE TO -- CAN YOU SING SOMETHING? OH, I'D LOVE TO
[ APPLAUSE ] I'D LOVE TO. I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T, BECAUSE I NEED A TAMBOURINE TO SING, AND I -- [ TAMBOURINE SHAKING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MICKY DOLENZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
"LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * TAKE THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE
I'LL MEET YO AT THE STATION * * YOU CAN BE HERE BY 4:30
I'LL MAKE YOUR RESERVATION DON'T BE SLOW * * OH NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO * * AND I DON'T KNO IF I'M EVER COMING HOME *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MICKY DOLENZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
FOR TICKETS TO "THE MONKEES CELEBRATED BY MICKY DOLENZ," GO TO MICKYDOLENZ.COM
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND
* TAKE THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE * *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "SUN SETS IN COLORADO" WITH SAM BUSH, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "GRAVEL &
GOLD," PLEASE WELCOME BACK DIERKS BENTLEY
* * MY SUN ROSE I A SMALL TOWN
WHERE I GREW U WAY TOO FAST * * AND SOME BEACH BECAME
MY COLLEGE YEARS WHERE IT BECAME MY PAS AND CALIFORNIA'S WHERE *
* I LEARNED TO DREA BUT IT NEVER FELT LIKE HOME
IT TOOK A WHOLE * * LOT OF MILE TO FIND THE PLAC
WHERE I BELONG SO WON'T YOU COME * * OUT HERE WITH M
AND CHASE THIS ROCKY MOUNTAIN FREEDOM LET THAT MILE HIGH *
* AIR YOU BREATHE I WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLL
YEAH, WE'RE BORN * * WHERE WE'RE BOR BUT I FEEL IT DEEP
DOWN IN MY BONES MY HEART BEATS * * IN TENNESSE
BUT MY SUN SET IN COLORADO * *
* I'VE DANCED BESID THE OCEA GOT MY BLUE JEAN
WET AT HIGH TIDE * * MY HANDS HAVE REACHED FOR HEAVEN
FROM A NEW YOR CITY SKYLINE * * OH, BUT NOTHING
ELSE COMPARE TO THE STARDUS ON THE SNOW CAPS *
* IT'S THE KIND O PLACE YOU LEAV THEN YOU CAN'T
WAIT TO GO BACK * * SO WON'T YOU COME OUT HERE WITH ME
AND CHASE THIS ROCKY MOUNTAIN FREEDOM * * LET THAT MILE HIG
AIR YOU BREATHE IN WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLLS *
* YEAH, WE'RE BOR WHERE WE'RE BORN BUT I FEEL IT DEEP
DOWN IN MY BONES * * MY HEART BEAT IN TENNESSEE
BUT MY SUN SET IN COLORADO * *
* * SO WON'T YOU COME
OUT HERE WITH ME TELLURIDE ALONG WITH M LET'S SHOW 'EM ALL *
* JUST HOW TO B FOOTLOOSE AN WILDFLOWER FRE
WON'T YOU COME * * OUT HERE WITH M AND CHASE THIS ROCKY
MOUNTAIN FREEDOM LET THAT MILE HIGH * * AIR YOU BREATHE I
WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLL YEAH, WE'RE BORN *
* WHERE WE'RE BOR BUT I FEEL IT DEEP DOWN IN MY BONES
MY HEART BEATS * * IN TENNESSE BUT MY SUN SET
IN COLORADO * * * COLORADO *
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
THANK YOU, BUDDY DIERKS BENTLEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SAM BUSH "GRAVEL & GOLD" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO GIGI HADID,
CHASE STOKES, MICKY DOLENZ DIERKS BENTLEY, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
SAM BUSH, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE