1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:11,745 Steve: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NEIL YOUNG 2 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:21,654 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * ALL THE LADIES IN THE ROO 3 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:29,229 SUPPORTING AND LEADING I PRESUM HONG CHAO AND DOLLY DE * 4 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:39,572 * CAREY AND CAREY WITH A DAME EMMA I'M SO FON ANA GIRL YOU WER 5 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:45,845 GREAT IN BLONDE * * DANIELLE D YOU BROK MY HEART 6 00:00:45,845 --> 00:00:54,788 MICHELLE I'VE LOVED YO FROM THE START * * ANGELA BASSET 7 00:00:54,788 --> 00:01:01,261 DID THE THIN VIOLA DAVIS MY WOMAN KIN BLANCHETT CATE YOU'RE * 8 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:07,667 * A GENIU JAMIE LEE YOU AR ALL OF US * 9 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:18,745 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * NOT ONE OF US 10 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:32,926 GETS HERE ALONE * * THESE QUEENS THEY NEE A BIGGER THRON 11 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:37,630 HOUSE OF BAFTA * * THE VIBE IS STRON BE TRUE TO YOU 12 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:45,905 YOU CAN'T GO WRONG ANGELA BASSETT * * DID THE THING 13 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:53,747 VIOLA DAVIS MY WOMAN KIN BLANCHETT CATE YOU'R A GENIUS * 14 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:59,753 * JAMIE LEE YOU ARE ALL OF U ANGELA BASSETT 15 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:09,396 DID THE THING * * ANGELA BASSET DID THE THIN 16 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:14,901 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 17 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,103 * Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 18 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:25,478 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 19 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,115 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - GIGI HADID 20 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:33,319 CHASE STOKES MICKY DOLENZ MUSICAL GUEST, DIERKS BENTLEY, 21 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:40,727 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1803 22 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:47,167 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 23 00:02:48,268 --> 00:03:04,117 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 24 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:10,423 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 25 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:14,294 THAT'S A HOT CROWD WELCOME, EVERYBODY THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 26 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:17,263 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. 27 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:22,435 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 28 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:24,404 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS GUYS, THIS WEEKEND, PRESIDENT BIDEN WAS ASKED IF HE 29 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,172 INTENDS TO VISIT THE SITE OF THE TRAIN DERAILMENT IN OHIO, AND HE HAD A VERY INTERESTING 30 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:31,344 RESPONSE TAKE A LISTEN TO THIS. 31 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,816 TO EAST PALESTINE, OHIO? AT THIS TIME, I'M NOT I WAS -- I DID A WHOLE VIDEO -- 32 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:43,556 I MEAN -- YOU KNOW THE -- WHAT THE HELL ON -- 33 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,092 ZOOM? ZOOM! ZOOM, ALL I CAN -- EVERY TIME I 34 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,429 THINK OF ZOOM, THAT SONG OF MY GENERATION, "WHO'S ZOOMIN' WHO. 35 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:57,837 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: WHAT Jimmy: WELL, THAT OUGHT TO 36 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:00,173 PUT THOSE AGE QUESTIONS TO REST [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:04,944 YEAH, FOR 17 SECONDS, BIDEN'S BRAIN DERAILED [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:06,946 IF THAT ONE GUY DIDN'T SHOUT OUT, "ZOOM," BIDEN WOULD HAVE STOOD THERE FOR SIX MORE HOURS 39 00:04:06,946 --> 00:04:12,686 [ LAUGHTER ] SONG FROM "HIS GENERATION" THAT SONG WAS OUT IN 1985. 40 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:16,856 BIDEN WAS 60, BY THE WAY [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT 41 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:18,525 THIS THE U.S. ENERGY DEPARTMENT JUST RELEASED A NEW REPORT THAT SAID 42 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:24,397 THE COVID PANDEMIC MIGHT HAVE STARTED BY A CHINESE LAB LEAK. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 43 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:27,767 AMERICANS HEARD AND WERE LIKE, "HEY, THANKS FOR THAT THREE YEARS TOO LATE INFORMATION." 44 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:31,404 [ LAUGHTER ] ANY "GAME OF THRONES" SPOILERS [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,908 YEP, THEY THINK COVID STARTED IN A LAB, BUT SAID, "THEY ONLY HAVE LOW CONFIDENCE IN THE 46 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:39,446 REPORT." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "LOW CONFIDENCE," WHICH IS JUST 47 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:42,882 ONE NOTCH ABOVE, "WE HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA. [ LAUGHTER ] 48 00:04:42,882 --> 00:04:45,552 I MEAN, LOW CONFIDENCE, THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING, I THINK I CAN BENCH 3,000 POUNDS, BUT I HAVE 49 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:48,588 LOW CONFIDENCE [ LAUGHTER ] WHY SAY IT 50 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:52,258 WELL, I SAW THAT TODAY, CONGRESS RETURNED AFTER A WEEK-LONG RECESS 51 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,895 SEVEN DAYS IS A LONG TIME TO BE OFF WORK, SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT EVERYONE IN 52 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:57,731 CONGRESS DID DURING THEIR TIME OFF. Steve: OH 53 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:02,168 Jimmy: FIRST, WE HAVE REPRESENTATIVE ALMA ADAMS OF NORTH CAROLINA 54 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,805 SHE SPENT HER WEEK LOOKING THROUGH THE "PREVIOUSLY-OWNED HATS" BIN AT T.J. MAXX 55 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:12,946 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP WE HAVE DUSTY JOHNSON OF SOUTH DAKOTA. 56 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:17,050 HE SPENT HIS WEEK PRANK PHONE CALLING PLACES USING HIS OWN NAME 57 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,952 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HEY. Jimmy: "DUSTY JOHNSON 58 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:24,290 THERE? NEXT, THERE'S DEREK KILMER OF WASHINGTON 59 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,759 HE SPENT HIS WEEK OFF GOING, "MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP, MEEP." 60 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:31,064 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, COME ON. OH, MY GOD 61 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:35,068 Jimmy: NEXT, THERE'S DONALD PAYNE OF NEW JERSEY HE SPENT HIS WEEK TRYING TO GET 62 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,871 HIS BOW TIE TO STOP SPINNING EVERY TIME HE SEES A PRETTY LADY 63 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:42,609 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CYMBAL CRASH ] Steve: "I GOT A 64 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:47,247 A DUSTY JOHNSON. [ LAUGHTER ] * 65 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:49,382 Jimmy: AND FINALLY, HERE'S DON YOUNG OF ALASKA. HE SPENT HIS WEEK OFF WELCOMING 66 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:53,787 PEOPLE TO JURASSIC PARK. THAT -- THEY ALL DID SOMETHING GOOD 67 00:05:53,787 --> 00:06:01,795 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "WELCOME." SOME BUSINESS NEWS 68 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:04,564 AMAZON IS BEING SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY SELLING PRODUCTS THAT CONTAIN DONKEY MEAT. 69 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:07,634 [ AUDIENCE OOHS THEN TODAY, AMAZON WAS LIKE, "AND FOR OUR VEGAN CUSTOMERS, 70 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:13,239 WE ALSO SELL BEYOND DONKEY MEAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,742 THAT'S RIGHT AMAZON IS BEING SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY SELLING PRODUCTS THAT 72 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:21,514 CONTAIN DONKEY MEAT. THAT'S PRETTY DISGUSTING HERE'S WHAT SOME AMAZON 73 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,284 CUSTOMERS HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT. THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "I LOVE ANIMALS, SO I'M ABSOLUTELY 74 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,052 HORRIFIED TO LEARN THAT SOME OF THE PRODUCTS I'VE PURCHASED ON AMAZON MAY CONTAIN DONKEY 75 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:29,756 MEAT." THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "AS A VEGETARIAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE 76 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:33,259 THAT AMAZON WOULD ALLOW MERCHANTS TO TRICK PEOPLE LIKE THIS." 77 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:44,204 AND FINALLY, THIS CUSTOMER SAID, "THIS IS WHY I DRINK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 78 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:48,241 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE BIG AIR FRYER RECALL IT'S NOT GOOD. 79 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:48,942 IT'S NOT GOOD. CHECK THIS OUT 80 00:06:49,976 --> 00:06:50,877 AIR FRYERS BECOMING PRETTY 81 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:54,781 COMMON, RIGHT? WELL, IF YOU HAVE A COSORI AIR FRYER, STOP USING IT 82 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,585 2 MILLION OF THESE AIR FRYERS ARE UNDER RECALL BECAUSE THEY CAN CATCH FIRE 83 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:03,757 Tariq: OH, MAN. I JUST BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR MY WIFE. 84 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,126 Jimmy: OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT TARIQ Tariq: IT'S ALL GOOD. 85 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,062 I GOT HER SOMETHING ELSE Jimmy: OH, YEAH WHAT'S THAT? 86 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,898 Tariq: IT'S THIS REALLY COOL WATER BOTTLE MADE BY THE BINDLE COMPANY. 87 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:16,736 Jimmy: OH Tariq: OH, WHAT Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 88 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:16,770 Tariq: OH, WHAT Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 89 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:20,840 RECALL ALERT INVOLVING SOME WATER BOTTLES MADE BY THE 90 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,942 BINDLE COMPANY [ LAUGHTER ] THE COMPANY RECALLED SEVERAL 91 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:28,515 INSULATED BOTTLES BECAUSE OF CONCERNS OF POSSIBLE LEAD POISONING. 92 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,884 Tariq: WHAT Jimmy: YEAH I'M SORRY, TARIQ 93 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,719 Tariq: NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HER? Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 94 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:36,456 WHAT DOES SHE LIKE Tariq: LET ME THINK OH, SHE REALLY LIKES STARBUCKS, 95 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,760 ESPECIALLY VANILLA FRAPPUCCINOS, IN THE BOTTLE, OF COURSE 96 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:40,794 FRAPPUCCINOS, IN THE BOTTLE, OF COURSE 97 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,230 MORE THAN 300,000 STARBUCKS VANILLA FRAPPUCCINO BOTTLES ARE 98 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:50,770 BEING RECALLED BECAUSE THEY MIGHT CONTAIN GLASS. Tariq: COME ON. 99 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:54,941 Jimmy: LOOK AT -- YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE MAYBE YOU CAN REGIFT SOMETHING 100 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:56,910 Tariq: I MEAN, I DO HAVE, LIKE, A MILLION HALLOWEEN AND AUTUMN-THEMED CANDIES -- 101 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,113 AUTUMN-THEMED CANDIES -- CANDLES. 102 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,015 HALLOWEEN AND AUTUMN-THEMED 103 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:06,820 CANDIES -- CANDLES, ARE BEING RECALLED [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:11,658 Tariq: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME [ APPLAUSE ] 105 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,727 Jimmy: THIS HAPPENS TO YOU A LOT. Tariq: YOU KNOW WHAT? 106 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:18,898 I'LL JUST PLAN DINNER TONIGHT. I'LL MAKE HER FAVORITE DELI BREADED FISH SANDWICHES 107 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,902 PRODUCTS -- FISH SANDWICH PRODUCTS SOLD IN WINN-DIXIE STORES 108 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:22,936 PRODUCTS SOLD IN WINN-DIXIE STORES 109 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:26,706 TONIGHT, LISTEN UP DELI BREADED FISH SANDWICHES 110 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:33,713 PRODUCTS -- FISH SANDWICH PRODUCTS SOLD IN WINN-DIXIE STORES HAVE BEEN RECALLED. 111 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:37,884 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Tariq: I GIVE UP. Jimmy: NO, NO, NO 112 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:40,553 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT I HAVE AN -- I HAVE AN IDEA. I HAVE AN IDEA 113 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,522 Tariq: WHAT IS IT Jimmy: WELL, I HAVE LEFTOVER CANDY FROM VALENTINE'S DAY 114 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,759 SO, YOU CAN GIVE HER SOME FAVORITE DAY MILK CHOCOLATE-COVERED CARAMELS 115 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,560 DO YOU SAY CARA-MEL OR CAR-AMELS? IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE 116 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,496 FROM, RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 117 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:55,535 THE FDA RECALLS A POPULAR CANDY SOLD ON VALENTINE'S DAY. IT IMPACTS THE FAVORITE DAY 118 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,370 MILK CHOCOLATE-COVERED CARAMELS DO YOU SAY CARA-MEL OR 119 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,873 CAR-AMELS? [ LAUGHTER ] IT DEPENDS ON WHERE YOU'RE 120 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,076 FROM, RIGHT? YEAH. Jimmy: OH, WE TRIED 121 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,445 TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYONE. TARIQ. [ APPLAUSE ] 122 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:13,186 * WELL, I READ THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 60 YEARS, NOKIA 123 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:16,923 HAS CHANGED THEIR LOGO YEAH AND NOW IT'S TIME TO SIT BACK, 124 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:24,764 RELAX, AND WATCH THE SALES ROLL IN [ LAUGHTER ] 125 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,334 YEP, THEY UPDATED THEIR LOGO, BUT DON'T WORRY. THEIR PHONES STILL OFFER THAT 126 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:31,771 ONE GAME OF "SNAKE." WELL, GET THIS, KING CHARLES' CORONATION IS COMING UP, AND 127 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,473 APPARENTLY, ELTON JOHN, HARRY STYLES, ADELE, AND THE SPICE GIRLS HAVE ALL DECLINED 128 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:40,714 TO PERFORM Steve: OOH. Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE 129 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,315 WEIRD DURING THE CORONATION WHEN YOU HEAR, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SMASH MOUTH 130 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:50,223 FEATURING COREY FELDMAN. [ LAUGHTER ] WORSE CASE, THEY'LL INVITE 131 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,892 PRINCE HARRY AND TELL EVERYONE IT'S ED SHEERAN. Steve: OH 132 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:56,796 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HEY, I HEARD THAT THIS YEAR'S HURRICANE SEASON 133 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:03,236 WILL HAVE SOME NEW NAMES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE, INCLUDING HAROLD AND NIGEL 134 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,606 THEY SOUND MORE LIKE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE BOOKED TO PLAY AT KING CHARLES' CORONATION 135 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,477 [ LAUGHTER ] "HARRY AND NIGEL." WELL, THIS WEEKEND, MAJOR 136 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:14,147 LEAGUE BASEBALL OFFICIALLY STARTED SPRING TRAINING. YEAH 137 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:20,153 AND THE BIG STORY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M EXCITED. 138 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,855 THE BIG STORY IS THAT NOW THERE'S A PITCH CLOCK THAT GIVES PLAYERS JUST 15 SECONDS 139 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:25,625 BETWEEN PITCHES. AND SO FAR, IT'S REALLY HELPED SPEED UP THE GAMES 140 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,727 SO, NOW PEOPLE ARE USING THE CLOCK TO SPEED UP THINGS IN OTHER PLACES 141 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,797 LOOK AT THIS INTERVIEW WITH THE PRESIDENT FROM THIS WEEKEND. 142 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:37,637 IS YOUR AGE PART OF YOUR OWN CALCULATION INTO WHETHER TO RUN AGAIN? 143 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,441 WELL, FIRST OF ALL -- THE -- THE -- LOOK, FIRST OF ALL, TO --UH, THE, UH -- 144 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:52,452 LOOK, THEY -- THE -- NO BUT, YES 145 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,587 [ BUZZER ] Jimmy: THERE YOU GO IT WORKS 146 00:10:54,587 --> 00:11:01,528 [ APPLAUSE ] I LIKE IT. SWITCHING GEARS, SCIENTISTS AT 147 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:06,766 NASA SAID THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT VENUS MAY BE A SQUISHY PLANET 148 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,235 [ LAUGHTER ] VENUS WAS LIKE, "OH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 149 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:14,741 THEY COULD HAVE CALLED ME 'MOIST.' [ LAUGHTER ] 150 00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,644 WELL, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. AN AIRLINE PASSENGER ORDERED THE VEGAN OPTION ON HIS FLIGHT, 151 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,914 AND THIS IS WHAT HE GOT. THIS IS REAL TAKE A LOOK. 152 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:27,754 [ LAUGHTER ] THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WERE LIKE, "WE KNEW IT WAS BAD. 153 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:32,225 BUT WE ALSO KNEW THAT HE'D BE TOO WEAK TO COME AFTER US. [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,494 WELL, THIS IS WILD I SAW THAT THERE'S A NEW PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY THAT IS SUPPOSED 155 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:39,299 TO HELP PEOPLE IN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS. WATCH THIS 156 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:39,332 RELATIONSHIPS. WATCH THIS 157 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,101 A NEW DEVICE WILL ALLOW YOU TO TRANSMIT YOUR KISS TO YOUR 158 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:46,239 PARTNER. IT WAS DESIGNED IN CHINA WITH PRESSURE SENSORS AND SILICONE 159 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:52,612 MOLDED LIPS AND THE ABILITY TO RECORD KISSING SOUNDS. YOU BOTH DOWNLOAD IT ON AN APP 160 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:57,817 AND THEN SYNC UP YOUR SMOOCH [ LAUGHTER ] [ BOOS ] 161 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,187 Steve: NO Jimmy: AND THAT'S DEFINITELY THE ONLY WAY GUYS WILL USE IT. 162 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:07,060 IT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] * 163 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,263 AND FINALLY, IT IS MONDAY. AND I THINK WE CAN ALL USE A A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT TO MAKE 164 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,098 IT THROUGH THE REST OF THE WEEK DON'T YOU THINK? 165 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,567 IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE "MONDAY MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO 166 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:14,601 MOTIVATIONS. HERE WE GO 167 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:21,875 * "MONDAY MOTIVATIONS." 168 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:29,983 Jimmy: TODAY IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER. WHOA, YOU'RE, LIKE, SO TALL. 169 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:35,088 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU CANCEL PLANS, PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY SAD 170 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:38,191 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE SO HOT, WHEN YOU REACH FOR A LIGHT SWITCH, IT'S LIKE, 171 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:45,331 "OH, I'M ALREADY TURNED ON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO FIVE GUYS, 172 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,835 THEY'RE LIKE, "IT'S SIX GUYS NOW. WELCOME TO THE CREW. 173 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,906 [ APPLAUSE ] YOUR FOURTH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER STILL CRIES OVER THAT 174 00:12:52,906 --> 00:13:00,914 POEM YOU WROTE YEP, THE ONE ABOUT BASEBALL. [ APPLAUSE ] 175 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:04,651 WHEN YOU GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, THE SOMMELIER IS LIKE, "YOU TELL ME." 176 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:12,692 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU SAY "YES" TO BREAD AT SWEETGREEN, THEY'RE LIKE, 177 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,429 "REALLY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU EAT BREAD. 178 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:21,901 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, WHEN YOU GO CLOUD WATCHING, THE CLOUDS ARE LIKE, 179 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:26,906 "OMG, IS HE LOOKING AT ME? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 180 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:30,410 GIGI HADID IS HERE TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHASE STOKES IS JOINING US 181 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,480 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MICKY DOLENZ IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,149 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM DIERKS BENTLEY STICK AROUND 183 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,919 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:49,095 * CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WE'RE SPLITTING NACHOS AT OUR 185 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:56,736 FAVORITE RESTAURANT, AND WE'RE DOWN TO THE LAST ONE WHAT DO YOU DO 186 00:13:56,736 --> 00:14:11,584 Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER LADY AND THE TRAMPED A NACHO? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 187 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:18,825 * WILL U B MY BFF WILL U B MY BF WILL U B MY BFF * 188 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:25,865 * IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW, "WILL U B MY BFF? 189 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:32,272 AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, FLIP JANSEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 190 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,608 Steve: WELL, WELCOME TO "WILL U B MY NEW BFF?" THE ONLY GAME SHOW WHERE WE 191 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:40,380 HELP SOMEONE FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND FOREVER AND LET'S MEET THE LUCKY PERSON 192 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,749 WHO'S ABOUT TO HAVE A NEW BESTIE HER NAME IS GIGI 193 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,285 SHE IS A SUPERMODEL WHO CALLS NEW YORK CITY HER HOME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 194 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:51,591 * HI, GIGI READY TO MEET YOUR NEW BEST 195 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:55,095 FRIEND WHAT'S UP I AM SO READY. 196 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,097 Steve: NOW, WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A NEW BEST FRIEND LOYALTY 197 00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:02,235 FUNNY. Steve: SURE AND CHILL 198 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,572 Steve: CHILL. I LIKE THAT. AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET THE 199 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:11,044 THREE CONTESTANTS. THEY'RE DTF -- DOWN TO FRIEND. [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,647 LET'S MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, HE HAS A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST BROCCOLI RABE. 201 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:18,084 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CONTESTANT TWO NUMBER'S 202 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:22,922 FAVORITE CANDY IS SOUR PATCH KIDS AND HE LOVES THE MOVIE "GHOST." 203 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,724 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE WON'T EVER FORGET YOUR 204 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:27,060 BIRTHDAY AND WILL GLADLY GIVE YOU THE LOG-IN TO ALL OF HIS STREAMING 205 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:31,898 SERVICES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S EXPENSIVE. 206 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,100 Steve: IT IS EXPENSIVE. WE'VE MET OUR THREE CONTESTANTS. 207 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,872 NOW FOR OUR FIRST ROUND OF QUESTIONS. AND ONE MORE THING 208 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,540 OUR CONTESTANTS WILL BE SPEAKING IN A CHIPMUNK VOICE, SO YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL 209 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,611 WHO THEY ARE ALL RIGHT GIGI, TIME TO MEET YOUR 'MUNKS. 210 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,881 GO AHEAD AND ASK YOUR FIRST QUESTION CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WE'RE 211 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:53,153 THROWING A DINNER PARTY FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS. WHAT THEME WOULD YOU PICK TO 212 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,090 MAKE SURE IT WAS THE BEST DINNER PARTY EVER? OOH 213 00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:03,897 [ LAUGHTER ] OOH I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO GO 214 00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:07,867 WITH A MURDER MYSTERY. YOU KNOW, MAYBE EMPHASIS ON THE MURDER 215 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,204 [ LAUGHTER ] ACTUALLY, NO, I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BACK. 216 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,541 LET'S DO, LIKE, A NATIVITY SCENE. NO, WAIT -- 217 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,578 [ LAUGHTER ] NOW PICK YOUR POISON. I LIKED MURDER MYSTERY. 218 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,047 THAT WAS GOOD. Steve: THERE YOU GO WE CAN DO THAT. 219 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,083 Steve: TIME FOR YOUR NEXT QUESTION FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. 220 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,218 CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WE'RE SPLITTING NACHOS AT OUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT, AND WE'RE 221 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:30,924 DOWN TO THE LAST ONE WHAT DO YOU DO Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER LADY 222 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:37,330 AND THE TRAMPED A NACHO? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH 223 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,133 HEY, OH. Steve: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. 224 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:44,904 GIGI, WHAT YOU GOT FOR THEM? CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, I'M A HUGE ANIMAL LOVER. 225 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:49,909 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL, AND CAN I HEAR AN IMPRESSION, PLEASE 226 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:56,349 Tariq: MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH SOMETHING FRENCH LIKE THE LION 227 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:03,490 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND THE LION SAYS -- Steve: LET'S HEAR THE 228 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:09,262 IMPRESSION Tariq: ROAR Steve: OOH. 229 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:12,599 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE OKAY, CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL? 230 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,403 GIVE US AN IMPRESSION. HI. THAT'S THE IMPRESSION BECAUSE 231 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:22,108 I'M THE ANIMAL I'M A PARTY ANIMAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 232 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,880 Steve: OH, WOW! NICE WELL, WE'RE DOWN TO OUR FINAL 233 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,549 ROUND. GIGI, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION 234 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:34,354 CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO IT'S 8:00 P.M. I TEXT YOU THAT EVERYONE'S 235 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:39,726 FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY. WHAT DO YOU DO TO HELP SALVAGE THE DAY? 236 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:45,331 AND I'M GOING TO SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY 237 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,968 I PROBABLY FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO. SORRY. 238 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:53,573 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M THE FRIEND WHO'S GOING TO BE HONEST. 239 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,508 Steve: THERE YOU GO NICELY DONE. NICELY DONE. 240 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,976 ALL RIGHT. GIGI, THIS IS THE LAST QUESTION, WHAT SONG WOULD 241 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:03,116 YOU SING AT KARAOKE WITH ME, AND CAN YOU SING SOME OF IT RIGHT NOW? 242 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:20,700 * AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU * 243 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,103 Steve: BEAUTIFUL VOICE. THAT'S HEARTBREAKING, ISN'T IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 244 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,905 ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE HEARD FROM ALL THE CONTESTANTS. 245 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,942 NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL BE? CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE? 246 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:33,446 CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO? [ CHEERS ] OR CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE 247 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIKES NACHOS. I THINK I'M GOING WITH 248 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:40,587 CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WHOA, NUMBER THREE, 249 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:45,058 YOU'RE THE WINNER! HEY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 250 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:50,096 * THERE YOU HAVE IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 251 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:55,101 NUMBER THREE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS TO MY 252 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:58,705 NEW BEST FRIEND, GIGI HADID! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE TALKING TO GIGI AFTER THE 253 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,007 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK 254 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:09,582 * SUCH A SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW, NEW 255 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,519 EXPERIENCE FOR ME. GETTING TO GO TO THE SAME STUDIO EVERY DAY WITH THE SAME 256 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,922 CREW YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE AN OFFICE JOB, LIKE YOU. 257 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:22,095 JOB, LIKE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOU, 258 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,910 ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUPERMODELS IN THE WORLD SHE'S ALSO THE NEW COHOST OF 259 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,846 THE NEW NETFLIX SHOW, "NEXT IN FASHION. THE NEW SEASON PREMIERES THIS 260 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:43,583 FRIDAY EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MY BFF, GIGI HADID 261 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:43,616 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME MY BFF, GIGI HADID 262 00:19:47,721 --> 00:20:02,235 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 263 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:05,739 IS THAT THE FASTEST -- THAT'S THE FASTEST WARDROBE CHANGE I'VE EVER HAD ON A SHOW 264 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:08,808 Jimmy: YOU ARE FANTASTIC. AND A STUNNER -- I'M A PROFESSIONAL AT IT 265 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,643 ACTUALLY Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE ACTUALLY 266 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,880 YOU'RE REALLY GOOD QUICK CHANGES, VERY GOOD. Jimmy: CAN I JUST SAY -- 267 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,682 LOOK AT THIS STUNNING OH, THANK YOU 268 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:20,020 Jimmy: YOU'RE ON THE COVER OF "VOGUE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 269 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:23,490 Jimmy: YOU'VE DONE OVER 35 COVERS OF "VOGUE. IT'S CRAZY. 270 00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:26,326 Jimmy: HOW DOES IT FEEL DOES IT -- I DON'T EVEN KNOW 271 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:34,534 IT'S, LIKE, OBVIOUSLY AN HONOR AND AMAZING. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WENT BY 272 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,605 SO FAST. IT'S LIKE I REMEMBER EACH ONE, LIKE, SUCH A VIVID MEMORY OF 273 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:43,076 THE DAY WITH SO MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE INVOLVED AND WORK SO HARD TO CREATE EACH PHOTO. 274 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,878 SO, IT'S AMAZING THAT IT'S BEEN THAT MANY. Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO OF 275 00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:49,382 YOU. THIS IS YOUR FIRST PHOTO THAT I THINK WAS IN "VOGUE. 276 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:53,186 IS THIS POSSIBLE OH, I ACTUALLY -- Jimmy: NO 277 00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:59,893 THAT'S A FUNNY STORY. SO, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MAGAZINE THIS WAS IN. 278 00:20:59,893 --> 00:21:04,197 I JUST KNEW MY MOM HAD A TEAR SHEET FROM IT GROWING UP AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW THE 279 00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:07,400 STORY BEHIND IT. AND LAST -- IT'S A PICTURE OF ME ON VACATION WITH MY FAMILY. 280 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,071 I WAS HOLDING AN EIFFEL TOWER I JUST BOUGHT AND MY LITTLE FILM CAMERA 281 00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:13,840 AND THEN I SAW A PHOTO SHOOT GOING ON HERE. AND I WENT AND STAND IN FRONT 282 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:18,945 OF THE PHOTOGRAPHER. SEE, I'M VERY INTERESTED Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'RE LIKE, I 283 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,147 WANT TO BE IN THE SHOT AND HE TOOK A PICTURE I WAS IN THE SHOT. 284 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,083 THIS WAS IN SOME FRENCH MAGAZINE AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE STORY 285 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,752 BEHIND IT. AND THEN, A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, I POSTED IT 286 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:28,154 SEE? HERE'S MY POST Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:33,860 DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO SHOT THIS EDITORIAL IF ANYONE CAN RECALL 288 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:38,365 AND A PHOTOGRAPHER THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH SINCE 2014 AT THIS POINT WAS LIKE, 289 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:44,237 "GIGI, I TOOK THAT PHOTO HOW MANY YEARS AGO." AND NOW I WORK WITH HIM NOW 290 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:48,008 BACKSTAGE AT SHOWS Jimmy: HE HAD NO IDEA WHO YOU WERE 291 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:52,112 NO IDEA THAT HE SHOT ME, NO IDEA WE HAD THAT CONNECTION. AND I KNOW HIM NOW AS AN ADULT 292 00:21:52,112 --> 00:21:54,114 IT'S WILD. Jimmy: ISN'T THAT COOL? CAN WE TALK ABOUT "NEXT IN 293 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:56,349 FASHION. I'M WEARING THIS OUTFIT, SO CLEARLY, I'M TRYING TO TALK 294 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,152 ABOUT "NEXT IN FASHION." YES YOU'RE ALWAYS THE NEXT IN 295 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:01,054 FASHION. THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE COHOSTING THIS 296 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:06,059 WITH TAN FRANCE, WHO WE LOVE FROM "QUEER EYE. HOW DO YOU KNOW TAN? 297 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:09,929 BEFORE THE SHOW, DID YOU KNOW HIM, OR NO SO, I,LIKE THE REST OF 298 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:16,236 AMERICA, FIVE YEARS AGO OR THE WORLD, WHEN "QUEER EYE" CAME OUT, I WAS A HUGE FAN. 299 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:20,740 FELL IN LOVE WITH THEM AND -- WAS, LIKE, GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP OR SOMETHING 300 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:25,879 LIKE SITTING ON MY COUCH ALL WEEKEND NEAR WHEN THE SHOW AIRED. 301 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:35,655 YOU KNOW, CRYING, LAUGHING ALL DAY WATCHING THEM. AND THEY JUST MADE MY WEEK 302 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:39,759 AND I SAW THAT EVA CHEN, HEAD OF INSTAGRAM FASHION HAD THEM IN HER OFFICE. 303 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,562 OR HAD TAN IN HER OFFICE SPECIFICALLY AND I WAS LIKE, I'M GOING TO 304 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,631 HAVE TO FACETIME HIM SO, I FACETIME HIM WE TALK. 305 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,766 AND I'M LIKE, THIS NEVER HAPPENS, BY THE WAY. LIKE I'M OBSESSED WITH JIMMY 306 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,269 I CONSIDER HIM ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND LIKE, I WAS NEVER LIKE A 307 00:22:49,269 --> 00:22:51,471 A WEIRDO IN THIS WAY WITH TAN FOR SOME REASON, I'M LIKE, "WILL YOU COME TO MY 308 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:55,275 HOUSE AND HAVE TEA WITH ME RIGHT NOW? AND WE -- THEY CAME OVER 309 00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:58,912 WE HAD, LIKE, HAD LUNCH IN MY HOUSE. WE, LIKE, TALKED, HUNG OUT 310 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:03,516 IT WAS ANTONY, TAN, AND JONATHAN THAT DAY. AND NOW ANTONY IS ONE OF MY 311 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:08,355 BEST FRIENDS, MY NEIGHBOR. AND OBVIOUSLY, TAN AND I ARE DOING THE SHOW 312 00:23:08,355 --> 00:23:10,690 AND IT'S JUST LIKE SUCH A SPECIAL EXPERIENCE Jimmy: ARE YOU LOVING DOING 313 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,193 THIS SHOW? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU, YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT GUEST ON THE SHOW AND 314 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:17,230 A GOOD FRIEND. BUT I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE REALITY COMPETITION SHOWS. 315 00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:21,301 DO YOU LIKE HOSTING AND JUDGING? LOVE HOSTING, LOVE JUDGING. 316 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,938 SUCH A SPECIAL, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE, YOU KNOW, NEW EXPERIENCE FOR ME. 317 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:26,606 GETTING TO GO TO THE SAME STUDIO EVERY DAY WITH THE SAME CREW 318 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,809 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE AN OFFICE JOB, LIKE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 319 00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:36,816 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOU, JIMMY. OKAY, SO, BUT ANYWAYS -- 320 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:39,452 Jimmy: IT'S A GOOD THING. NO, IT'S THE BEST IT'S SUCH A NICE FEELING 321 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:44,491 Jimmy: YOU'RE A NATURAL YOU'RE ALSO -- NOT ONLY ARE YOU STUNNING 322 00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:48,828 BUT YOU'RE ALSO FUNNY AND CHARMING AND INTERESTED IN THINGS AND PEOPLE. 323 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,797 AND YOU'RE A GOOD HOST AND NORMALLY, LIKE, IN MY JOB, I THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN 324 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:59,906 REALLY EVER GIVEN THE TIME AND THE SPACE TO, LIKE, REALLY OPEN UP AND SHOW MYSELF 325 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,741 NOT ON PURPOSE FOR MY FASHION JOB. IT'S JUST SUCH A SMALL, YOU 326 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:08,882 KNOW, SNIPPET OF TIME THAT YOU'RE GIVEN IN THOSE KIND OF FASHION -- 327 00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:12,686 Jimmy: YOU GET TO BE YOU. YEAH, I GET TO BE ME. AND I THINK I TRY TO BE FUNNY. 328 00:24:12,686 --> 00:24:14,888 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU ARE. YOU'VE GOT TO JUDGE FOR YOURSELF 329 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:17,691 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S GIGI HADID IN "NEXT IN 330 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:18,758 FASHION. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 331 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,429 YEAH? YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW YOU'RE FEELING 332 00:24:22,429 --> 00:24:25,365 SHOULD WE START WITH - DIANDRE, THOUGHTS? IT'S REALLY COOL. 333 00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:28,435 I THINK THE PROPORTIONS ARE SPOT ON. DOES IT FEEL ROYAL. 334 00:24:28,435 --> 00:24:31,538 I THINK IT DOES FEEL ROYAL. I THINK IT'S HIP-HOP ROYALTY FOR SURE 335 00:24:31,538 --> 00:24:34,741 AGREED, AGREED. OKAY MAGGIE 336 00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:38,778 IT'S DEFINITELY BOLD AND I'VE GOT A FEELING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE EITHER GOING TO LOVE 337 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,081 IT OR HATE BUT -- THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 338 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,717 BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT I LOVE THIS JACKET. 339 00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:47,087 I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL SO, I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY JUST IF IT GETS DONE. 340 00:24:47,087 --> 00:24:49,489 JAMES, I HATE TO SAY MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE. ROYAL IS HERE AND JAMES IS 341 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:54,327 HERE AND HIS LOOK IS HERE. AND HE NEEDS TO BRING BOTH OF THOSE HERE 342 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,931 Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT HE'S HERE. BRING IT IN HERE 343 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,799 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GIGI HADID "NEXT IN FASHION" PREMIERES 344 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:04,037 FRIDAY ON NETFLIX. CHASE STOKES JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 345 00:25:04,037 --> 00:25:34,701 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 346 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:38,071 Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT GUEST AS JOHN B. FROM THE HIT SHOW "OUTER BANKS. 347 00:25:38,071 --> 00:25:42,509 THE THIRD SEASON - [ CHEERS ] YEAH, OW 348 00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:46,246 THE THIRD SEASON IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME CHASE STOKES. 349 00:25:46,246 --> 00:25:46,279 NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME CHASE STOKES. 350 00:25:47,347 --> 00:26:03,063 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 351 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:06,166 THANKS FOR HAVING ME, MAN Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 352 00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,670 I'M A FAN OF YOURS IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU HERE. I'VE GOT TO SAY THE NEW SEASON 353 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:14,274 JUST CAME OUT, AND IT IS THE NUMBER ONE SHOW ON NETFLIX [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 354 00:26:14,274 --> 00:26:18,178 I MEAN, IS THAT -- IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE RELEASE ON THURSDAY. 355 00:26:18,178 --> 00:26:23,650 CONGRATS ON THAT IN FACT -- A LOT OF FANS HAVE ALREADY FINISHED THE WHOLE 356 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:26,319 THIRD SEASON, IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE HOW 357 00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:29,222 Jimmy: WAIT, SOMEONE IS WAVING HER HAND. YOU FINISHED IT ALL? 358 00:26:29,222 --> 00:26:31,491 YOU FINISHED IT Jimmy: HOW -- WHEN? ARE YOU OKAY? 359 00:26:31,491 --> 00:26:34,694 [ LAUGHTER ] THE -- WE STARTED IT FRIDAY NIGHT, 360 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:38,498 FINISHED IT SATURDAY NIGHT [ SCREAMS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SO YOU MARATHONED -- 361 00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:43,536 THAT'S A LOT OF HOURS. AND WHAT -- UNBIASED, WHAT IS YOUR REVIEW OF THE SHOW? 362 00:26:43,536 --> 00:26:47,707 CLEARLY YOU LIKED IT IT'S THE BEST SEASON. Jimmy: WHOA 363 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:50,377 IT'S THE BEST SEASON [ CHEERS ] THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT 364 00:26:50,377 --> 00:26:52,645 I WILL VENMO YOU LATER. Jimmy: THAT'S NOT PAID ADVERTISEMENT. 365 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:55,148 I'LL GET YOUR -- I'LL GET HER VENMO. Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YOU'LL GET 366 00:26:55,148 --> 00:26:57,217 HER VEN -- HER VENMO, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE WERE TALKING BACKSTAGE, AND 367 00:26:57,217 --> 00:27:00,653 I WAS SAYING, "WHAT'S IT LIKE SHOOTING THIS IN THE JUNGLE? AND VERY INTERESTING STORIES OF 368 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:07,560 SHOOTING IN THE JUNGLE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT. BUT CAN YOU JUST RUN THROUGH 369 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,929 MAYBE TWO OR THREE SURE. YEAH 370 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:15,835 YEAH SO THIS SHOW, IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT, PHYSICAL EFFORT. 371 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:18,505 Jimmy: YEAH EXERTION. SO WE SHOT IN BARBADOS THIS 372 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:22,409 YEAR AND WE WERE IN THE JUNGLE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME 373 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:25,345 AND THERE WAS ONE DAY IN PARTICULAR WHERE THE UNIVERSE JUST DECIDED TO NOT WORK IN MY 374 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:28,848 FAVOR. Jimmy: WHY NOT, THOUGH? I THINK IT'S GOOD. 375 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,784 SURE, YEAH, NO. Jimmy: PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS 376 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:34,421 SO THERE'S A STUNT THAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE FINAL EPISODE. 377 00:27:34,421 --> 00:27:39,059 SPOILER ALERT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I LOOKED RIGHT 378 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:40,560 AT YOU DON'T SPOIL. YEAH 379 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,562 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. DON'T DO IT. Jimmy: YEAH 380 00:27:42,562 --> 00:27:45,198 BUT ANYWAYS, THAT HAPPENS AND IT WAS A VERY EXHAUSTING STUNT. 381 00:27:45,198 --> 00:27:49,402 SO I'M LEANING AGAINST A TREE, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, MY ARM IS ON FIRE 382 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:52,205 AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" SO ONE OF OUR BAJAN CREW 383 00:27:52,205 --> 00:27:55,408 MEMBERS LOOKS AT ME AND SAYS, "THAT'S POISON TREE SAP, AND THAT'S ALL OVER YOUR ARM." 384 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:58,912 SO I'M LIKE, "OH, THAT'S AWESOME. Jimmy: POISON TREE SAP? 385 00:27:58,912 --> 00:28:01,047 YEAH. SO THEY PUT ME IN A VAN, AND THEY STARTED PUTTING OINTMENTS 386 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:04,017 ON ME THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS. I'M JUST KINDA GOING WITH THE 387 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:08,154 FLOW SO I RECOVER FROM THAT AND I'M TALKING TO MY DIRECTOR 388 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,824 SORT OF LIKE, "I THINK I'M OKAY I HAVE A PULSE 389 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:13,193 I'M NOT DYING. AND I FEEL SOMETHING HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD 390 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:16,830 AND HE'S LOOKING AT ME LIKE -- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL STORY 391 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:20,500 THIS IS 100% TRUE Jimmy: LIKE, A SMACK. LIKE A - 392 00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:26,206 IT WAS A FULL ON, LIKE -- JERKED MY BODY FORWARD AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT WAS 393 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:28,174 THAT?" HE GOES, "BIRD THAT WAS A BIRD. 394 00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:31,778 A BIRD JUST -- A BIRD FLEW INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 395 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,714 Jimmy: SEE, THAT MADE ME LAUGH THERE 'CAUSE - SO A BIRD ATTACKED YOU 396 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,383 YEAH, I GOT ATTACKED BY A A BIRD AFTER THE POISON TREE SAP. 397 00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:39,352 Jimmy: THE POISON TREE SAP. AND THEN A BIRD DIVE BOMBS YOUR HEAD 398 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:42,956 YEP THE JUNGLE IT'S SO GREAT. 399 00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:45,058 IT'S A LOVELY PLACE. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. Jimmy: YEAH 400 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:47,060 AND YOU'RE THERE YOU'RE IN NATURE IT'S BEAUTIFUL 401 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:51,398 SO BEAUTIFUL. SO HUMID SO, SO HUMID 402 00:28:51,398 --> 00:28:55,435 Jimmy: IT STARTS TO RAIN. AND SO IT STARTS TO RAIN, SAYS ONE OF OUR CREW MEMBERS 403 00:28:55,435 --> 00:28:57,570 HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES, "OH, THANK GOD, IT'S RAINING FINALLY. 404 00:28:57,570 --> 00:29:01,307 THIS WILL COOL US DOWN." SO I'M LIKE, "OH, WOW, IT'S RAINING. 405 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:06,913 AND I LOOK UP, AND IMMEDIATELY HE SAYS, "NOPE, NOT RAIN THAT'S MONKEYS PEEING. 406 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:09,015 [ AUDIENCE GROANS AND A MONKEY -- A MONKEY LITERALLY PEES DIRECTLY IN MY 407 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:16,589 EYEBALL. A MONKEY PEED IN MY EYEBALL. SO, UM - 408 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,826 Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT DAY AT WORK YEAH, SO I GOT POISON TREE 409 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:23,730 SAP, A BIRD FLEW INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD, AND A MONKEY PISSED ON MY EYEBALL. 410 00:29:23,730 --> 00:29:26,933 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND YOU STILL LOOK LIKE THIS. 411 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:29,736 I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS GUY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE COME ON. 412 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:33,506 IT'S A NIP SLIP! YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU MISSED - 413 00:29:33,506 --> 00:29:35,408 YEAH, WE SHOULD BLUR THAT OUT. Jimmy: YOU MISSED ONE OF THE 414 00:29:35,408 --> 00:29:37,410 BUTTONS -- YEAH, OOPSIE-POOPSIE. Jimmy: MISSED ONE OF THE 415 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:40,380 BUTTONS ON THERE, YEAH IT'S LOPSIDED TOO I THINK I GOT TO - 416 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,449 Jimmy: YOU MISSED A FEW BUTTONS WHEN YOU PUT THE SHIRT ON 417 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,417 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S CHASE STOKES IN "OUTER BANKS. 418 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:45,352 BANKS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 419 00:29:47,287 --> 00:29:48,455 WOULD DO TO CALL ME HOME 420 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:52,926 SARAH, THAT PATTERN, THOSE BELLS. [ BELLS RINGING 421 00:29:52,926 --> 00:29:59,632 THE DING, DING, DING-DING. SARAH, THAT'S HIM CALLING ME HOME 422 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:06,239 I KNOW, IT -- YEAH. IT'S -- THAT'S -- IT'S REALLY WEIRD. 423 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:09,476 BUT IT'S NOT HIM OKAY, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? YOU KNOW WHY. 424 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,411 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO I'M SO SORRY. 425 00:30:11,411 --> 00:30:13,213 NO, NO, LISTEN. MAYBE -- MAYBE YOU GET BEATEN ENOUGH, YOU AREN'T ABLE TO SEE 426 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:15,515 THE MIRACLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. I MEAN, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW HE 427 00:30:15,515 --> 00:30:21,354 USED TO CALL ME HOME MAYBE IT IS HIM. MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS TRYING TO 428 00:30:21,354 --> 00:30:24,257 GIVE ME A GIFT AND WE'RE NOT EVEN - OKAY. 429 00:30:24,257 --> 00:30:26,693 WHAT? OKAY. I GET IT 430 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:30,030 YOU WANT TO GO TO THE TOWER TO GO LOOK? GO LOOK, OKAY? 431 00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:33,133 Jimmy: YEAH CHASE STOKES, EVERYBODY. SEASON THREE OF "OUTER BANKS" 432 00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:38,004 IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MICKY DOLENZ 433 00:30:38,004 --> 00:31:04,364 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 434 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:09,769 Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE GRAMMY-NOMINATED MEMBERS OF LEGENDARY MULTIPLATINUM 435 00:31:09,769 --> 00:31:13,073 GROUP THE MONKEES. HE'S KICKING OFF A NEW TOUR CALLED "THE MONKEES CELEBRATED 436 00:31:13,073 --> 00:31:16,643 BY MICKY DOLENZ. PLEASE WELCOME MICKY DOLENZ. 437 00:31:21,915 --> 00:31:35,962 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME. 438 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:39,599 WELCOME Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WE DID THE SAME THING BACKSTAGE 439 00:31:39,599 --> 00:31:42,102 YEAH. Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU WERE GOING FOR A FIST BUMP OR 440 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,937 A HANDSHAKE. YEAH. Jimmy: AND SO I JUST GRABBED 441 00:31:43,937 --> 00:31:45,238 YOUR FIST. NEVER KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:47,974 Jimmy: SORRY. WELCOME. YOU AND I GO WAY BACK, AND I 443 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:54,581 JUST WANT TO TELL THIS STORY JUST SO THAT YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I THINK ABOUT YOU AND SPEAK 444 00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:59,586 ABOUT YOU A LOT. I WAS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, AND IT WAS PROBABLY 1996 OR '97. 445 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,355 '97, YEAH Jimmy: IT WAS BEFORE I WAS ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. 446 00:32:02,355 --> 00:32:07,160 I WAS DOING STAND-UP I GOT A GIG TO OPEN FOR YOU AT THE UNIVERSAL AMPHITHEATER IN 447 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:13,299 LOS ANGELES. YEP Jimmy: AND SO I WENT. 448 00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:18,605 I SAID HI TO YOU AND DAVY. BUT YOU SAID TO ME -- YOU GO, "HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN 449 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:20,707 IT WAS JIMMY?" I GO, "YEAH. YOU GO, "I THINK YOU GOT 450 00:32:20,707 --> 00:32:22,942 SOMETHING THERE, KID." YEAH. Jimmy: AND I GO -- AND I GO, 451 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:26,980 "OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH." YOU'RE MICKY -- I'M FREAKING OUT MEETING YOU. 452 00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,516 AND YOU GO, "I'M ACTUALLY DIRECTING THIS PILOT IF YOU WANT TO AUDITION, HAVE 453 00:32:29,516 --> 00:32:31,718 YOUR MANAGER CALL THIS GUY YOU'RE WORKING WITH. YEAH. 454 00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:34,120 Jimmy: AND YOU GAVE ME AN AUDITION I DON'T KNOW IF THE SHOW WENT 455 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,522 ANYWHERE NO, NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 456 00:32:35,522 --> 00:32:38,091 Jimmy: I WANTED TO TELL YOU, IT BUILT MY CONFIDENCE AS A COMEDIAN AND SOMEONE WHO 457 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:40,326 COULDN'T GET A GIG OR A CALLBACK OR ANYTHING THAT LITTLE BOOST, THAT LITTLE 458 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:43,663 SOMEONE BELIEVING IN YOU REALLY MEANT A LOT TO ME. OH, THANK YOU 459 00:32:43,663 --> 00:32:45,165 Jimmy: AND I'LL NEVER FORGET IT, AND I REALLY THAT YOU SO MUCH 460 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:50,236 [ APPLAUSE ] OH, THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE A GOOD MAN. 461 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:54,841 AND I WAS FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THERE'S ANOTHER FAMOUS JIMI WHO OPENED FOR YOU AS WELL 462 00:32:54,841 --> 00:32:57,911 THIS IS A FAMOUS - DO YOU KNOW WHAT - IT'S A FUNNY STORY 463 00:32:57,911 --> 00:32:59,479 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS -- IF YOU LOOK RIGHT HERE, 464 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:04,484 JIMI HENDRIX OPENED FOR YOU GUYS WHAT WAS JIMI HENDRIX LIKE 465 00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:08,688 WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL GUY. I WAS IN NEW YORK. AND I WAS -- EARLIER ON, BEFORE 466 00:33:08,688 --> 00:33:13,460 HE WAS JIMI HENDRIX. AND SOMEBODY SAID, "YOU'VE GOT TO GO DOWN TO THE CAFE 467 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,128 AU GO GO, SEE THIS GUITAR PLAYER WHO'S PLAYING WITH JOHN HAMMOND BAND. 468 00:33:15,128 --> 00:33:21,301 I WENT DOWN THERE, AND SURE ENOUGH - AND THEY SAID HE WAS KNOWN AS 469 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:24,637 THIS GUY THAT PLAYS GUITAR WITH HIS TEETH. WE WERE LOOKING FOR AN OPENING 470 00:33:24,637 --> 00:33:30,110 ACT. AND I SUGGESTED THEM, OPENING FOR THE HEADLINING ACT CAN BE 471 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:35,081 A PROBLEM SOMETIMES FOR THE OPENING ACT. WELL, IT WAS -- I'M NOT 472 00:33:35,081 --> 00:33:38,084 KIDDING. IT WAS - * PURPLE HAZE 473 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:41,154 COME IN MY BRAIN * Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH "WE WANT DAVY 474 00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:44,791 WE WANT THE MONKEES! [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, "WE WANT THE 475 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:49,562 MONKEES. * FOXY LADY * "MICKY DOLENZ!" 476 00:33:49,562 --> 00:33:51,931 Jimmy: A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE FOR JIMI HENDRIX OH, IT WAS EMBARRASSING 477 00:33:51,931 --> 00:33:53,633 Jimmy: YOU HAVE SO MANY STORIES, AND YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT YOU'RE 478 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:58,104 GOING TO MAKE TONIGHT. YOU'RE ACTUALLY -- THESE PHOTOS THAT YOU HAVE THROUGHOUT ALL 479 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:01,307 THE YEARS, YOU'RE FINALLY PUBLISHING THEM. YEP 480 00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:07,747 A BOOK THAT IS CALLED -- [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. 481 00:34:07,747 --> 00:34:13,186 A BOOK COMING OUT IN NOVEMBER CALLED "I'M TOLD I HAD A GOOD TIME. 482 00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:17,957 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT IS A GREAT TITLE RIGHT THERE. 483 00:34:17,957 --> 00:34:21,695 THAT IS FANTASTIC. "I'M TOLD" - SO TRUE 484 00:34:21,695 --> 00:34:24,931 Jimmy: I'D KICK MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ASK 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING ON 485 00:34:24,931 --> 00:34:28,601 TOUR YOU'RE ABOUT TO PLAY -- YOU'RE CELEBRATING THE MONKEES. 486 00:34:28,601 --> 00:34:30,670 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT I WOULD KICK MYSELF IF I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU 487 00:34:30,670 --> 00:34:34,307 WOULD LIKE TO -- CAN YOU SING SOMETHING? OH, I'D LOVE TO 488 00:34:34,307 --> 00:34:40,180 [ APPLAUSE ] I'D LOVE TO. I'M SORRY. 489 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:44,384 I CAN'T, BECAUSE I NEED A TAMBOURINE TO SING, AND I -- [ TAMBOURINE SHAKING ] 490 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:51,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MICKY DOLENZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 491 00:34:51,558 --> 00:34:53,626 AND GENTLEMEN. "LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE." 492 00:34:53,993 --> 00:34:55,295 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 493 00:34:55,295 --> 00:35:06,239 * * TAKE THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE 494 00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:10,410 I'LL MEET YO AT THE STATION * * YOU CAN BE HERE BY 4:30 495 00:35:10,410 --> 00:35:18,351 I'LL MAKE YOUR RESERVATION DON'T BE SLOW * * OH NO NO NO 496 00:35:18,351 --> 00:35:24,958 OH NO NO NO * * AND I DON'T KNO IF I'M EVER COMING HOME * 497 00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:29,129 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MICKY DOLENZ, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 498 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:32,632 FOR TICKETS TO "THE MONKEES CELEBRATED BY MICKY DOLENZ," GO TO MICKYDOLENZ.COM 499 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:36,069 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 500 00:35:36,069 --> 00:36:15,308 * TAKE THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE * * 501 00:36:15,308 --> 00:36:21,047 Jimmy: PERFORMING "SUN SETS IN COLORADO" WITH SAM BUSH, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM "GRAVEL & 502 00:36:21,047 --> 00:36:24,517 GOLD," PLEASE WELCOME BACK DIERKS BENTLEY 503 00:36:25,485 --> 00:36:42,168 * * MY SUN ROSE I A SMALL TOWN 504 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:45,505 WHERE I GREW U WAY TOO FAST * * AND SOME BEACH BECAME 505 00:36:45,505 --> 00:36:51,411 MY COLLEGE YEARS WHERE IT BECAME MY PAS AND CALIFORNIA'S WHERE * 506 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:56,082 * I LEARNED TO DREA BUT IT NEVER FELT LIKE HOME 507 00:36:56,082 --> 00:36:59,519 IT TOOK A WHOLE * * LOT OF MILE TO FIND THE PLAC 508 00:36:59,519 --> 00:37:04,024 WHERE I BELONG SO WON'T YOU COME * * OUT HERE WITH M 509 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:08,094 AND CHASE THIS ROCKY MOUNTAIN FREEDOM LET THAT MILE HIGH * 510 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:13,800 * AIR YOU BREATHE I WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLL 511 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,302 YEAH, WE'RE BORN * * WHERE WE'RE BOR BUT I FEEL IT DEEP 512 00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:20,040 DOWN IN MY BONES MY HEART BEATS * * IN TENNESSE 513 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:28,048 BUT MY SUN SET IN COLORADO * * 514 00:37:28,048 --> 00:37:31,584 * I'VE DANCED BESID THE OCEA GOT MY BLUE JEAN 515 00:37:31,584 --> 00:37:36,456 WET AT HIGH TIDE * * MY HANDS HAVE REACHED FOR HEAVEN 516 00:37:36,456 --> 00:37:39,959 FROM A NEW YOR CITY SKYLINE * * OH, BUT NOTHING 517 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:45,065 ELSE COMPARE TO THE STARDUS ON THE SNOW CAPS * 518 00:37:45,065 --> 00:37:49,169 * IT'S THE KIND O PLACE YOU LEAV THEN YOU CAN'T 519 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:53,106 WAIT TO GO BACK * * SO WON'T YOU COME OUT HERE WITH ME 520 00:37:53,106 --> 00:37:57,177 AND CHASE THIS ROCKY MOUNTAIN FREEDOM * * LET THAT MILE HIG 521 00:37:57,177 --> 00:38:01,247 AIR YOU BREATHE IN WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLLS * 522 00:38:01,247 --> 00:38:05,018 * YEAH, WE'RE BOR WHERE WE'RE BORN BUT I FEEL IT DEEP 523 00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:08,922 DOWN IN MY BONES * * MY HEART BEAT IN TENNESSEE 524 00:38:08,922 --> 00:38:25,538 BUT MY SUN SET IN COLORADO * * 525 00:38:25,538 --> 00:38:56,870 * * * SO WON'T YOU COME 526 00:38:56,870 --> 00:39:03,176 OUT HERE WITH ME TELLURIDE ALONG WITH M LET'S SHOW 'EM ALL * 527 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:11,418 * JUST HOW TO B FOOTLOOSE AN WILDFLOWER FRE 528 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:13,520 WON'T YOU COME * * OUT HERE WITH M AND CHASE THIS ROCKY 529 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,889 MOUNTAIN FREEDOM LET THAT MILE HIGH * * AIR YOU BREATHE I 530 00:39:15,889 --> 00:39:19,526 WIND YOU WHERE THE RIVER ROLL YEAH, WE'RE BORN * 531 00:39:19,526 --> 00:39:23,163 * WHERE WE'RE BOR BUT I FEEL IT DEEP DOWN IN MY BONES 532 00:39:23,163 --> 00:39:27,100 MY HEART BEATS * * IN TENNESSE BUT MY SUN SET 533 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:34,040 IN COLORADO * * * COLORADO * 534 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:58,064 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, NOW 535 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:02,068 THANK YOU, BUDDY DIERKS BENTLEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 536 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:08,074 SAM BUSH "GRAVEL & GOLD" IS OUT NOW MY THANKS TO GIGI HADID, 537 00:40:08,074 --> 00:40:14,914 CHASE STOKES, MICKY DOLENZ DIERKS BENTLEY, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 538 00:40:14,914 --> 00:40:18,985 SAM BUSH, AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 539 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:20,987 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 540 00:40:20,987 --> 00:40:23,056 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE