Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ADAM DRIVER,
ANA GASTEYER MUSICAL GUEST, MACKLEMORE FEATURING MORRAY
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1809 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
WELCOME. I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU.
WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG BOX OFFICE NEWS THE FINAL NUMBERS ARE IN AND
"CREED III" JUST HAD THE BIGGEST EVER OPENING WEEKEND FOR A SPORTS MOVIE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIGGEST EVER THAT IS A HUGE DEAL.
I MEAN, IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE A A "MIRACLE." I BET--
[ LAUGHTER ] MICHAEL B. JORDAN WAS TOTALLY "BLINDSIDED" BY THE NEWS THAT
THE MOVIE MADE OVER 100 "MILLION DOLLAR, BABY," WHICH MAKES SENSE.
THE "CREED" MOVIES ARE IN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE LIKE, WILL HE WIN? I THINK HE MIGHT
HE "DUCKS," LEFT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] SO "COOL, RUNNING" SUPER FAST
IN EVERY MONTAGE SO CONGRATS, MICHAEL IT IS AMAZING TO SEE "ALI'S"
ACCOMPLISHED-- "ALI'S" ACCOMPLISHED-- A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT ACTING AND DIRECTING
MIGHT BE "ROCKY" FOR YOU, BUT YOU'RE NO "ROOKIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU HAD CONFIDENCE TO SAY, "BRING IT ON." THEY WEREN'T SURE IF YOU COULD
TAKE THE TORCH FROM STALLONE, BUT IT IS OFFICIAL YOU ARE HIS TRUE "AIR, BUD."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOUGH I GOT TO ASK, "HOOSIER" ACCOUNTANT
[ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY GOT TO BE WORKING OVERTIME BRINGING IN-- BURNING
THE "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS" UNTIL "ANY GIVEN SUNDAY. ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU CAN RELAX,
GET SOME "SPACE, JAM" ON SOME OTHER PROJECTS-- [ LAUGHTER ]
- AND SIP A PINA COLADA WITH ONE OF THOSE SILLY STRAWS WHERE YOU CAN "BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM.
THERE YOU GO THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ THAT'S RIGHT
COME ON. Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THAT'S RIGHT, "CREED III" HAD THE BIGGEST OPENING EVER FOR A A SPORTS MOVIE
AND I THINK SEEING MICHAEL B. JORDAN HAS INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE TO HIT THE GYM AND
GET IN SHAPE CHECK OUT WHAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY.
I SIGNED INTO LAW THE LANDMARK AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN, WHICH PROVIDED THE RESOURCES TO
GET COVID-19 UNDER CONTROL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I-- THAT'S INTER--
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF SPORTS, THIS IS GOING VIRAL.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HE'S SWOLLEN-- Jimmy: YOU HAVE A GREAT
LAUGH. WHOEVER'S LAUGHING AT THAT, I LOVE THAT.
IT IS A GREAT LAUGH. THIS IS GOING VIRAL. ON A RECENT EPISODE OF
"JEOPARDY!", THERE WAS A A CATEGORY CALLED "IN THE SPORT.
DID YOU SEE THIS TODAY Steve: UH-UH. Jimmy: NONE OF THE
CONTESTANTS COULD ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS REAL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WATCH THIS
A LOT OF MONEY WHAT IS ROULETTE? [ BUZZER ]
THAT WOULD BE POLO. PENALTY KILLING, PLUS-MINUS, THE FIVE-HOLE, "THE BISCUIT",
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S CHASING [ BUZZER ] THAT'S HOCKEY.
EIGHT-COUNT, ACCIDENTAL BUTT, CUTMAN, FOR SAID ACCIDENTAL BUTT
[ BUZZER ] THAT'S BOXING. BEST BALL, CASUAL WATER, CLOSED
FACE, AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST, SHANK. WHAT IS WATER POLO?
[ BUZZER ] THAT'S GOLF [ LAUGHTER ]
INHERITED RUNNERS, APPEAL PLAY, PICKOFF. [ BUZZER ]
THAT'S BASEBALL. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY. YEP, THAT BELOVED AMERICAN SPORT, ROULETTE.
Steve: AH Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT SPORT [ LAUGHTER ]
AFTER THE SHOW, THEY WERE ALL STUFFED IN A LOCKER BY CONTESTANTS FROM "WHEEL OF
FORTUNE. LIKE, "GET IN THERE, NERD! [ LAUGHTER ]
SOME POLITICAL NEWS. FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STRONGLY CONSIDERING A WOMAN TO
BE HIS VICE PRESIDENT SO THAT HE CAN WIN OVER SUBURBAN WOMEN [ AUDIENCE OOHS
OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S TRUMP, HE'LL MAKE THE DECISION AFTER HOLDING A "MISS VICE PRESIDENT"
PAGEANT. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS
TODAY, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FILED A LAWSUIT TO BLOCK JETBLUE'S MERGER WITH SPIRIT
AIRLINES IT'S ACTUALLY POSITIVE NEWS BECAUSE LATELY, WHEN WE HEAR
ABOUT JETBLUE MERGING WITH ANOTHER AIRLINE, IT'S ON THE RUNWAY
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH Jimmy: AMID A NATIONWIDE
BIRD FLU OUTBREAK, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERING MASS POULTRY VACCINATION
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN KFC SAYS THEIR CHICKENS ARE ALL "VAXED
AND WAXED. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
THEY'RE GONNA GIVE VACCINES TO CHICKENS ALTHOUGH NOT ALL CHICKENS ARE ON BOARD.
ONE OF THEM SAID, "NO GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO
[ LAUGHTER ] "THEY CAN GO CLUCK THEMSELVES. #OLD McBIDEN IN BED WITH BIG
PHARMA-E-I-BRANDON-NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S A LONG HASHTAG.
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS I READ THAT HERSHEY'S IS
LAUNCHING A VEGAN REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
I THINK THE BIGGER STORY HERE IS, THERE'S MEAT INSIDE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? GUYS, I SAW THAT SUNNY D IS
RELEASING ITS OWN LINE OF CANNED VODKA SELTZER [ AUDIENCE OOHS
I THINK IT STARTED A TREND, BECAUSE NOW OTHER KIDS' COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO BRANCH
OUT INTO THE HARD BEVERAGE WORLD, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA
TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE OTHER DRINKS HERE. FIRST UP, THERE'S FRANZIA BY
THE FOOT AND YOU GO, LIKE - Steve: COME ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, THERE'S YOOHOOCH. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOOHOOCH Steve: YOOHOOCH OH, MY
Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO GIN AND JUICY JUICE. [ LAUGHTER ]
UP NEXT, WE HAVE WHISKEY SOUR PATCH KIDS [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, BUD PEDIALYTE AND YOU GO WHILE THAT'S-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S TOO MUCH. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. I WOULD DO THE BUD ONE
MEANWHILE, A POPULAR BEER IN AUSTRALIA IS BEING RECALLED BECAUSE IT WAS FOUND TO HAVE
TOO MUCH ALCOHOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S THE FIRST RECALL
THAT MADE PEOPLE GO OUT AND BUY MORE [ LAUGHTER ]
IS IT? GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET.
HERE WE GO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WETWEET
WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP,
DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A SERIES
OF DIFFERENT TWEETS. THEN WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR
NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS
YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT.
BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HERE ON THE SHOW. HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE
YOUR CLICKERS TOO? Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS
THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND
"WETWEET" IT IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] ALL RIGHT.
THE FIRST TWEET IS, "DO I LIKE TO ORGANIZE ALL THE ELEMENTS PERIODICALLY."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ Steve: WOW.
Tariq: "GET IN-- GET IN THAT LOCKER, NERD! [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO EVERYONE HAS MADE THEIR
DECISION THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE
[ DRUM ROLL ALL RIGHT, OKAY. HALF AND HALF.
OKAY LUKEWARM RECEPTION TO THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: TEPID, TEPID Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE IS, "I'VE BEEN WATCHING
CEREAL COMMERCIALS FOR DECADES AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A 'WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST'
IS." [ LAUGHTER ] SEE, IS IT CORN POPS
♪ UH, OKAY I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE, KIND OF,
MADE THEIR DECISION FAST Steve: YEAH, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE LOW
Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. ♪
Steve: WHOA THAT'S WELL-BALANCED Jimmy: NO, ARE THEY
GETTING-- THEY GET-- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS WELL-BALANCED.
LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE HERE IT SAYS, "QR MENUS ARE GREAT
BECAUSE THEY LET YOU IMMEDIATELY GET ON YOUR PHONE DURING DINNER.
[ LAUGHTER ] ♪ AS FASTER YOU CAN GET ON THERE,
THE BETTER ♪ ALL RIGHT, TARIQ IS THINKING
ABOUT THAT A LITTLE BIT. SO, I THINK THIS MIGHT DO BETTER THAN 90-SOMETHING
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE HERE [ DRUM ROLL
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT BAD. ♪ THERE WE GO.
139, I'LL TAKE THAT. Steve: WOW, 1-3-9 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE NEXT ONE SAYS, "TUESDAY HAS MAJOR STILL-MONDAY ENERGY.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: YES. ♪
SEE? THAT WAS A YES Jimmy: IT DOES A LITTLE BIT
YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, STILL GOT THAT MONDAY HAZE." OKAY, HERE WE GO
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUM ROLL THERE YOU GO
Steve: OH Jimmy: THERE WE GO. I KNEW THAT ONE.
♪ THAT'S THE WINNER RIGHT THERE! I'M GOING TO POST THIS
[ BELL DINGING ] I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW ADAM DRIVER IS HERE! ANA GASTEYER IS JOINING US
AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACKLEMORE FEATURING MORRAY. STICK AROUND
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ ♪ WE GOT ADINA KRAYUT FROM ROMANIA
WE'RE GLAD THA YOU'RE HERE ♪ ♪ YOU NEVER BEEN TO MONGOLI
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! AH, I LOVE YOU
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE
GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT. THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES.
FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE ARE GOING TO PICK THREE
PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE, RANDOM, AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE
SPOT IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS!"
HERE WE GO
♪ TIME TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, ROOTS! YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS?
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET'S PICK SOMEONE
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU.
ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. GO IN THE BACK ROW GIRL, PURPLE SWEATER, BLONDE
HAIR YES, RIGHT THERE YES.
HERE YOU GO. STAND UP YEAH, THERE YOU GO
JUST TAKE THE MIC. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE
YOU FROM MY NAME IS VICTORIA BUZBY AND I'M FROM NEW YORK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY. VICTORIA BUZBY
COOL NAME. FROM NEW YORK. VICTORIA, "CREED III" IS OUT
RIGHT NOW. THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IT IS ABOUT TWO FRIENDS WHO END
UP FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME
KENZIE. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KENZIE. ANY-- WHAT'S A DUMB FIGHT YOU
AND KENZIE HAVE EVER GOTTEN INTO WE FIGHT A LOT ABOUT OUR
FAVORITE, LIKE, BOOK AND MOVIE CHARACTERS [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: BOOK FIRST, THEN THE MOVIE? SAME CHARACTER
WELL, WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON WHAT TYPES OF GOOD BOOKS ARE OUT THERE, AND SO WE
FIGHT A LOT ABOUT THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT TASTES. Jimmy: SO WHAT RIGHT NOW IS
YOUR FAVORITE BOOK THAT YOU LIKE IS THAT KENZIE
NO, THIS IS MY FRIEND TARA. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DOES TARA--
WHAT HAPPENED TO KENZIE? WHERE'S KENZIE KENZIE'S AT WORK.
Jimmy: NO NOT EVERYONE CAN JUST TAKE OFF THE WHOLE DAY TO COME DO
THIS LIKE TARA AND I Jimmy: YEAH SO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK?
RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHAT WOULD YOU FIGHT WITH KENZIE ABOUT
I LOVE "A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES. [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: AND TARA, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND? UH-HUH.
Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK, TARA PROBABLY "THE IDEA OF YOU"
WHICH IS COMING OUT WITH ANNE HATHAWAY. OH, THAT'S ALSO A GOOD ONE.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. FEELS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GETTING ALONG, AND -
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KENZIE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL VICTORIA HERE FROM NEW YORK, AND HER BEST FRIEND KENZIE
THEY GET INTO DUMB FIGHTS SOMETIMES ABOUT DIFFERENT BOOKS THAT THEY LIKE AND DON'T LIKE.
AND SO, YEAH, THAT'S REALLY WHAT GOES DOWN FOR THIS YOU CAN TELL THAT THAT
SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE, TWO PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER THEIR LOVE OF BOOKS.
BUT FOR THE ROOTS TO KICK SOMETHING OFF, MAYBE SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE BOXING THING IN
THE THEME, LIKE "MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT", TYPE OF LL COOL J TYPE OF THING.
CAN YOU-- ♪ Jimmy: FUNKY DRUMMER.
♪ ♪ VICTORIA FROM NEW YORK' BACK SHE BEEN HERE FOR WEEKS
WATCHING TARIQ FREESTYLE FROM HER SEAT ♪ ♪ HER AND KENZIE ARGU
ABOUT EVERYTHING LISTEN TO TH BOOKS GO BANG ♪
♪ COMBUSTION FROM THE CROWD AGAIN THE LEGENDARY ROOT CREW IS PLAYING LOUD AGAIN
DISTURBING THE PEACE ♪ ♪ I RELEASE THE IDEA OF YOU TO MAKE YOU SAY SHEESH OOH ♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICTORIA.
THANK YOU, KENZIE. HI, KENZIE HOW ABOUT ALL THE WAY UP IN THE
BACK THERE ALL THE WAY UP IN THE BACK THERE YOU GO
HEY. NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM THANK YOU HELLO.
MY NAME IS ADINA KRAYUTZ I AM FROM ROMANIA BUT NOW FROM NEW YORK
Jimmy: ADINA. ADINA? YES
Jimmy: FROM ROMANIA WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
IT IS MARCH. A LOT OF STUDENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE BEGINNING SPRING
BREAK. WHAT IS ONE PLACE THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT
MONGOLIA. Jimmy: OH WOW.
MONGOLIA BEAUTIFUL. WHY MONGOLIA
SO I CAN SEE THEM CHASING THE VULTURES AND THEN THE WILD HORSES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OF COURSE. CHASING THE VULTURES, OF
COURSE WE WERE ALL-- WE WERE ALL GOING TO SAY THAT AT THE SAME
TIME BUT WE DIDN'T CHASING THE VULTURES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MUCH ABOUT
THAT WHAT IS ONE ITEM YOU CAN'T TRAVEL WITHOUT
A BOOK. Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT-- A BOOK YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT BOOK ARE YOU
READING? "SWEETBITTER. Jimmy: YOU HEAR THAT,
VICTORIA [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S OTHER BOOKS OUT THERE,
OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY, ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL,
ADINA, HERE. SHE WOULD LOVE ONE DAY TO GO TO MONGOLIA-- NOT MAGNOLIA,
THAT'S THE CUPCAKE, THAT'S THE CUPCAKE PLACE DOWNSTAIRS I'LL GO THERE, TOO.
Jimmy: BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH, I'VE CHASED A LOT OF VULTURES OUT OF THERE AS WELL
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THE ONE THING SHE CANNOT TRAVEL WITHOUT IS A BOOK
OF COURSE, IT'S A GREAT THING TO READ A BOOK SO, CAN WE DO THIS ONE
AND SINCE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT KIND OF SPRING BREAK, MAYBE LIKE A GO-GOs VACATION-TYPE OF
VIBE ♪ ♪ WE GOT ADINA KRAYUT
FROM ROMANIA WE'RE GLAD THA YOU'RE HERE ♪
♪ YOU NEVER BEEN TO MONGOLI HORSES AND VULTURE ARE THER
ONE ITEM YOU JUST CAN'T ♪ ♪ TRAVEL WITHOUT WHENEVER YOU LEAV
SOMETHING LIKE SWEETBITTER FROM WHAT I HEAR ♪ ♪ IS QUITE A GOOD REA
VACATION TRIP TO MONGOLI GONNA WATCH AL OF THE VULTURES ♪
♪ VACATION TRIP TO MONGOLIA GONNA WATCH THE HORSES RUN ALL AROUND ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CHASING THE VULTURES ALL THE WAY AROUND
HOW ABOUT SOMEONE ON THIS SIDE WHO WANTS ONE? WHO WANTS IT
RIGHT THERE. COME ON DOWN, THIS GENTLEMAN RIGHT HERE IN THE BLACK.
THERE YOU GO YEAH, HELLO, BUD HELLO
Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M CHE WAJASINGER,
ORIGINALLY FROM LONDON, BUT I LIVE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY Jimmy: HEY, WELCOME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS CHE CHE
Jimmy: SHEA CHE Jimmy: CHE.
CHE Jimmy: LIKE, TCHE NO, LIKE, CHE GUEVARA
Jimmy: YEAH LIKE, THAT GUY. Jimmy: CHE, ALL RIGHT, VERY
GOOD CHE. CHE, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THE OSCARS ARE THIS WEEKEND, CHE. ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE MOVIES AT
ALL? A LITTLE. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
IF THERE WERE A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, CHE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
CHE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I THINK I KNOW WHO IT
IS I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, BUT WHO WOULD PLAY YOU
I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. Jimmy: YEAH, CHE.
[ LAUGHTER ] ROOTS, THIS MIGHT BE THE WEIRDEST ONE YET, BUT I LIKE
THIS GUY WE HAVE CHE, OKAY? IF THERE WERE A MOVIE ABOUT HIS
LIFE IT WOULD BE CALLED "CHE," AND THE ACTOR WHO WOULD PLAY THEM IS CHE.
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THIS. NOW, FOR THIS LAST ONE, LET'S
CELEBRATE THAT OSCAR GOLD. MAYBE A LITTLE BRUNO MARS LIKE "24K MAGIC" TYPE OF GEM,
SOMETHING FUN LIKE THAT. YOU THINK WE CAN GET SOME-- ♪
♪ CHE FROM LONDON IS HERE I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AGAI I HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED FO
THE OSCARS THIS WEEKEND ♪ ♪ IF THERE WAS A FILM ABOUT YOU I'D GO TO SEE IT PLA
AND THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE WOULD BE CHE AND THE ♪ ♪ LEADING ROLE WOULD BE CHE
OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YO OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YO OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YOU ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO OUR AUDIENCE
THANK YOU TO THE ROOTS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DRIVER, EVERYBODY
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: AND WHAT KIND OF JORDANS WERE THEY? WERE THEY SPECIAL?
NO, NO, NO. I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD
I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD FIND
NEVER WORE THEM? Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY, AND TONY-NOMINATED
ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "65," WHICH IS EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS THIS
FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, ADAM DRIVER!
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU Jimmy: ADAM DRIVER, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, BUD.
THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, PAL
THANK YOU Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS HERE, BECAUSE I
WAS DOING SOME READING UP ABOUT YOU. AND I KNOW THAT YOU STUDIED--
YOU WENT TO THEATER SCHOOL HERE IN NEW YORK, AT JUILLIARD. YEAH.
Jimmy: IN NEW YORK CITY AND I HEARD THAT SOMETIMES YOU WOULD RUN FROM YOUR APARTMENT
TO-- TO CLASS I DID, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: AND YOU LIVED IN -
I LIVE IN QUEENS. Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND JUILLIARD'S ON THE MIDTOWN, I WOULD SAY ON THE WEST SIDE.
I COULDN'T-- YEAH, I DID DO THAT, YEAH Jimmy: SO, ALL THE TIME,
OR - I DID IT FOR, LIKE, DURING THE SUMMER, I WOULD SAY.
THERE WAS THE 59th STREET BRIDGE, AND I THINK I JUST COME OUT OF THE MILITARY.
SO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING THAT I WAS DOING AS DIFFICULT AS WHAT IT WAS LIKE
BEING IN THE MILITARY. AND ACTING SCHOOL DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT FIT THE CRITERIA
SO, I TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE IMPOSSIBLE THAN WHAT IT NEEDED TO BE.
Jimmy: WOW! YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT
Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU DID
THAT BUT THEN ONCE YOU GOT TO SCHOOL, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL, THEN WE HAD MOVEMENT CLASS WITH A GUY NAMED DARYL, WHERE WE WOULD-- IT'S LIKE AN
EXERCISE CLASS SO, I WOULD START THAT AS A WARM-UP, AND THEN WE'D DO THE
EXERCISE CLASS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE,
"DUDE, I JUST RAN FOR-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH
Jimmy: WOW. AND WOULD YOU BE EXHAUSTED YEAH, AND SWEATY.
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND HUNGRY
AND HUNGRY, YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH MAD
Jimmy: REALLY HUNGRY. AND-- START ACTING SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT'S WILD THOUGH ONCE YOU STARTED TO BE AN ACTOR, DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR
FIRST BIG PAYCHECK, AND WHAT YOU SPENT IT ON? MY FIRST-- WELL, MY FIRST
BIG PAYCHECK WAS FOR "LAW & ORDER. THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I
GOT-- IN MY MIND Jimmy: THAT'S VERY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S VERY NEW YORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ACTUALLY, WHAT I BOUGHT IS A A PAIR OF JORDANS, BECAUSE WHEN
I WAS-- [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T-- LIKE WE DIDN'T
HAVE-- WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR-- I MEAN, WE HAD MONEY FOR SHOES
BUT IT WAS NEVER-- YOU KNOW, WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY JORDANS.
SO, WHEN I ACTUALLY GOT PAID TO BE AN ACTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHY, AGAIN--
WELL, I DO KNOW WHY, BECAUSE I WANTED A PAIR OF JORDANS THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I WOULD THINK IT WOULD GO TO SOMETHING
ELSE I MEAN, BUT THAT'S LIKE-- BUT THAT'S -
NO, 'CAUSE I HAD RENT AND ALL THAT OTHER [ BLEEP ] SO-- STUFF.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, BY THE TIME IT WAS OVER, ALL I HAD WAS MONEY--
WELL, I HAD MORE MONEY THAN THAT TO SAVE BUT THE JORDANS WERE THE FIRST
THING THAT I WANTED. Jimmy: AND WHAT KIND OF JORDANS WERE THEY?
WERE THEY SPECIAL? NO, NO, NO. I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE
FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD FIND I COULDN'T TELL YOU, EVEN NOW,
WHAT THEY ARE. LIKE, THEY'RE NOT-- I KNOW THEY'RE NOT JORDAN ONES.
THEY'RE NOT THE JORDAN FOURS THEY'RE NOT THE JORDAN FIVES I BOUGHT THEM, AND THEY'RE ON
A SHELF, AND I DON'T LOOK AT THEM, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: DID YOU EVER WEAR THEM NO, I DON'T WEAR THEM
NO Jimmy: NO NEVER WORE THEM?
NO, NOT ALL Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU WERE SAVING THEM FOR A SPECIAL
OCCASION NOT EVEN SAVING THEM. I JUST WANTED THEM, AND I HAVE
THEM THEY HAVE DUST ON THEM Jimmy: DID YOU WANT THEM TO
COLLECT THEM NO. NO
NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO - [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEM,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MESS THEM UP. BUT I HAVE TO DUST THEM OFF,
BECAUSE THEY'RE DUSTY. Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS AFTER ACTING SCHOOL.
YEAH. Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE NOT REALLY RUNNING ANYMORE.
NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T REALLY
NEED SNEAKERS. NO, AND YOU SHOULDN'T RUN IN JORDANS.
Jimmy: YOU SHOULDN'T RUN IN JORDANS ANYWAY THEY'RE BASKETBALL SNEAKERS.
BUT YEAH, INTERESTING. YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: I WANT TO-- NEXT TIME, IF YOU'RE HERE, COULD YOU-- COULD YOU BRING THEM?
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM
I WON'T TOUCH THE DUST. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE. AND THEN WE'LL DISCOVER, LIKE, WHAT KIND AND-- WHAT KIND
ADAM DRIVER BOUGHT YOUR FIRST JORDANS YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, "65." CONGRATS ON THIS
THIS IS A-- IF I CAN EXPLAIN IT RIGHT, YOU ARE A PILOT WHO KIND OF IS STRANDED ON THE
EARTH, 65 MILLION YEARS AGO. YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S NOT A TIME
TRAVEL MOVIE YOU-- ACTUALLY, THIS IS JUST SET 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH THERE'S NO TIME TRAVEL
IT'S A PARALLEL UNIVERSE THAT THEY'RE SAYING THAT EXISTED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
AND THEY FIND THAT THEY'VE CRASH LANDED ON PREHISTORIC EARTH.
Jimmy: WOW. WHAT DREW YOU TO THAT? JUST DINOSAURS
IT WAS MY SPEED YEAH, BASICALLY. MY SON LIKES DINOSAURS
Jimmy: YEAH SO, I'M LIKE, "I'M IN." WELL, IT'S DINOSAURS AND LASER
GUNS, AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, SURE." Jimmy: YEAH
AND IT WAS ACTUALLY-- IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST KIND OF WAVE OF
COVID. AND SO, I THINK AS PROBABLY EVERYBODY MADE MOVIES AND TRIED
TO MAKE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN THAT AND COVID BUT IT DID KIND OF MAKE SENSE.
I MEAN, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS EVERY DAY WITH MY SON.
BUT ALSO THIS-- MAKING SOMETHING BIG THAT FAMILIES COULD GO SEE
Jimmy: YEAH SEEMED-- SEEMED GOOD AT THE TIME
IT WAS LIKE A BIG MOVIE. THE SCALE WAS REALLY MASSIVE IT WAS DINOSAURS
NO ONE ASKED ME TO PLAY THAT BEFORE AND IT SEEMED INTERESTING.
AND THAT EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY COULD SEE IT WAS JUST-- AND THAT IT WAS KIND OF THE
METAPHOR OF EVERYONE'S FIGHTING THIS INVISIBLE ENEMY THAT THEY HAVE NO PRECEDENT FOR, MADE
SENSE. IT'S ALSO BY ONE OF THE WRITERS OF "A QUIET PLACE" TOO, AS
WELL SO, IT'S ACTION, BUT IT'S ALSO KIND OF A THRILLER AS WELL
ON TOP OF BEING FAMILY IT IS BUT YOU-- BUT KIDS-- KIDS CAN
SEE IT BUT, YEAH, IT IS, HOPEFULLY, SCARY.
Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW-- IS IT TRICKY TO ACT OPPOSITE OF, WHAT IS IT, A
A TENNIS BALL? WHAT ARE YOU ACTING AGAINST? YOU DO THE, LIKE, THE WHOLE
GUY IN THE GREEN JUMP SUIT AND THE TENNIS BALL. THAT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S
HUMILIATING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] USUALLY WHEN IT'S LIKE-- WE
DID IT ALL DIFFERENT WAYS. THEY EVEN HAD THE PEOPLE DRESSED UP IN THE WHOLE
COSTUME, WHICH IS TERRIFYING, TOO, WHERE THEY, YOU KNOW, PUT THEM IN A FIELD, WHICH IS
ACTUALLY TERRIFYING. IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD BE
BUT IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT-- A A LIFE-SIZED DINOSAUR.
Jimmy: AND PEOPLE ARE CHASING YOU THROUGH-- YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH, ANYONE CHASING ME THROUGH A FIELD, I WOULD BE FRIGHTENED
[ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER LIKE, JUST A-- A GUY
Jimmy: ANYONE YEAH, ANYONE, YEAH A CHILD.
ANYONE CHASING ME, I'D GO, "STOP CHASING ME STOP CHASING ME!
I WOULD FREAK OUT. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: IF HE'S DRESSED AS A
A DINOSAUR, I'D BE LIKE, THAT'S NOT ACTING FOR ME. YEAH, THEY HAD TWO PEOPLE
DRESSED AS LIKE A, THE KIND OF A LIFE-SIZE DINOSAUR THAT WAS TERRIFYING.
BUT WHEN IT'S A GUY, LIKE, HITTING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A A TENNIS BALL, IT'S JUST
HUMILIATING. Jimmy: YEAH, NO [ LAUGHTER ]
AND SO-- I'M HAPPY THAT YOU DID IT THOUGH. BECAUSE I THINK WE NEED MORE
GOOD, BIG FAMILY MOVIES THAT EVERYONE CAN SIT AROUND AND WATCH, AND YOU BRING YOUR KIDS
TO, AND EVERYONE WATCHES AND ENJOYS YEAH, TO ME IT WAS LIKE,
THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF-- WELL, FILMS, THEY'RE ALL OVER THE MAP AS FAR AS WHAT--
WHO CAN CONSUME THEM WHEN, AND WHAT THEY MEAN AT DIFFERENT TIMES, AND THE SCALE OF THEM,
AND THE SIZE OF THEM, AND-- AND WHO WATCHES THEM AND FOR-- TO BE A PART OF ONES
WHERE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY CAN GO TO AND-- I MEAN THAT'S-- THOSE ARE SOME
OF MY FAVORITE AND RARE EXPERIENCES ACTUALLY Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS ADAM DRIVER IN "65." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
[ DISTANT SCREECH [ THUNDER CLASH [ FOOTSTEP ]
♪ Jimmy: YEAH COME ON.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I RUN IN JORDANS. Jimmy: THEN YOU RUN TO
QUEENS YEAH, I RUN TO QUEENS Jimmy: THEN YOU RUN TO
QUEENS ADAM DRIVER, "65"-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
- IS EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS, THIS FRIDAY. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS, SINGER
AND COMEDIAN WHO STARS ON THE NBC COMEDY "AMERICAN AUTO," WHICH AIRS TUESDAY NIGHTS AT
8:30 AND STREAMS THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME ANA GASTEYER.
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING. COME ON. A LITTLE FLARE, A LITTLE FLARE
AT THE END THERE I KNOW. Jimmy: ANA, IT IS ALWAYS
GREAT TO SEE YOU YOU LOOK FANTASTIC YOU HELPED ME OUT.
YOU WERE ON MY SHOW "THAT'S MY JAM. YES, IT WAS SO FUN.
Jimmy: AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THAT
SHOW YOU WERE, LIKE, ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I THOUGHT OF WHEN
WE WERE DOING THE SHOW OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S SO NICE Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GREAT AT
COMEDY AND YOU'RE SO VERY MUSICAL I TRY
Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT-- DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF I LOVED IT.
BECAUSE I LOVED THAT I GOT TO BE THERE "SNL" NIGHT SO, I WAS THERE WITH FRED AND
MELISSA AND, OF COURSE, MY BELOVED UNCLE DRATCH Jimmy: UNCLE DRATCH
UNCLE DRATCH. Jimmy: RACHEL DRATCH--E >> RACHEL DRATCH, YES, WHO IS MY
WORK HUSBAND BECAUSE WE WROTE THAT "CLUSTERFUNKE" MOVIE TOGETHER
Jimmy: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER YES, SO WE CAN GET TOGETHER,
RIGHT. Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUNNY. SO, THE WHOLE THING ABOUT
"THAT'S MY JAM" IS I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING AND THIS IS TRUE OF THIS SHOW,
TOO. YOU DELIVER A QUALITY SWAG PRODUCT.
THE JIMMY FALLON BRAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE HAVE SOME GOOD
MERCH. THE JIMMY FALLON BRAND YEAH, SO YOU-- FOR DOING
"THAT'S MY JAM," WHICH WAS SUCH A DELIGHT, AND I'M NOT LYING ABOUT THIS, THERE WAS A TOTE
THAT YOU GAVE US THERE WAS A "THAT'S MY JAM" TOTE
FRED AND I HAVE CALLED EACH OTHER SEVERAL TIMES TO SAY, "THIS TOTE IS AMAZING.
WE TAKE IT TO THE FARMER'S MARKET WE TAKE IT TO THE BEACH.
Jimmy: IT'S A QUALITY TOTE BAG. FILL IT-- YOU TAKE IT ON A
A PLANE. IT'S A QUALITY TOTE. IT HAD A NICE-- YOU COULD PUT
IT OVER THE SHOULDER YOU COULD TAKE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT
Jimmy: CARRY IT IN YOUR HAND CARRY IT IN YOUR HAND
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD-- Jimmy: CARRY IT OUT THERE
LIKE THAT WITH WEIGHT IN IT. YEAH, SUNDRIES. Jimmy: PUT SUNDRIES IN THERE
AND WHATNOT. ANY KIND OF THING SO I LOVE THAT TOTE SO MUCH
THAT I WAS GOING TO KNOCK IT OFF WHEN I GAVE MY SEASON TWO WRAP GIFT FOR "AMERICAN AUTO"
BECAUSE YOU GIVE A CREW GIFT I THOUGHT, WELL, JIMMY IS CLASSY AND HE GIVES CLASSY
GIFTS. SO, I'LL DO IT AND I LOOKED UP THE PRICE.
IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE. I COULDN'T DO IT [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: SO YOU DIDN'T GIVE ANY PRESENTS AT ALL? NO, I GAVE IT A MUCH LOWER
GRADE TOTE [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT'S NICE.
IT SAID "AMERICAN AUTO." IT LOOKED GOOD AND YOU COULD FARMER'S
MARKET - YOU COULD MAYBE DO A QUICK IKEA RUN.
Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD TOTE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD DO A QUICK IKEA
RUN IF YOU WANTED. Jimmy: IF YOU REALLY PUSHED IT
I'M NOT SURE THE SEAMS COULD HANDLE A HOME DEPOT RUN. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. BUT YOURS-- YOUR-- THE "THAT'S MY JAM" BAG--
Jimmy: THAT WILL STICK AROUND-- THAT'S A HOME DEPOT
PURCHASE Jimmy: THROUGH ALL OF THE YEARS AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
DONE, YOUR MOVIES AND SHOWS-- YEAH. Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE
SWAG FROM DIFFERENT THINGS SO MUCH SWAG. AND IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
BECAUSE THERE'S-- IT'S COOL BUT IT'S ALSO DEEPLY EMBARRASSING, TO BE SEEN IN
PUBLIC ADVERTISING YOUR OWN PRODUCT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Jimmy: I DO
TO BE MARCHING-- MY HUSBAND LEFT THE HOUSE ONE DAY HE'S NOT CONSCIOUS OF THESE
THINGS HE LEFT ONE DAY FOR WORK AND HE WAS WEARING-- I WAS IN
"WICKED" THE BROADWAY SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YES, THANK YOU
HE LEFT ONE DAY FOR WORK IN A "WICKED" SWEATSHIRT, "WICKED" BACKPACK AND "WICKED" UMBRELLA
LIKE, A COMPLETELY - AND HE'S A BIG GUY Jimmy: LIKE, CHARLIE, PICK
ONE, BUD PICK ONE. AND ALSO, LIKE, WOW, MAN, YOU
REALLY LIKE BROADWAY [ LAUGHTER ] BUT DO YOU REMEMBER-- I HAVE
SUCH A FOND MEMORY BECAUSE "SNL", AGAIN, I THINK THE GREAT TRADITION OF ALL
LORNE MICHAEL'S SHOWS, "SNL" GIVES REALLY BEAUTIFUL SWAG. WE STILL HAVE-- BECAUSE WE
COME FROM THE G.E. ERA SO, WE WOULD GET LIKE-- Jimmy: TVs.
TVs AND STUFF, YEAH I MEAN, IN THE 90s Jimmy: VCRs
I HAVE SUCH A STRONG MEMORY OF YOU BECAUSE IT MUST HAVE BEEN-- IT WAS A BIG
ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS LIKE THE 25th OR THE 35th
I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS A BIG YEAR ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW, SOMEBODY
IN CHARGE OF SWAG DECIDED THAT WHAT WOULD BE A COOL THING TO HAVE IS A SMALL, BLACK
LEATHER-- Jimmy: PILLOW PILLOW.
A THROW PILLOW AND IT SAID "SNL." Jimmy: IT WAS A SMALL
LEATHER PILLOW DO YOU REMEMBER Jimmy: IT WASN'T-- IT'S NOT
QUITE AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL SIZE PILLOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT IT'S LIKE A DOLL PILLOW-- DID YOU KEEP IT Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK I STILL HAVE IT. I THINK I STILL HAVE IT.
IS IT IN YOUR RV? WHERE DID YOU-- Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WOULD I PUT IT I DON'T KNOW WHERE-- IT DOESN'T GO WITH ANYTHING I DO.
I GUESS IF YOU SHOT PORN OR SOMETHING IN YOUR HOUSE-- [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN IT MIGHT BE - Jimmy: I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT. I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT.
NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S YOU. YOU WOULD-- THAT'S NOT YOUR BRAND.
Jimmy: MIGHT NOT HAVE IT. WHAT I'M SAYING IS I FEEL LIKE-- I'M NOT SURE WHO THIS
IS DESIGNED FOR. AND THAT I'M NOT UNGRATEFUL BECAUSE I KNOW IT COST A LOT OF
MONEY. Jimmy: NO, WE-- WE BOTH-- ON THE SECONDARY--
Jimmy: DO WE LEAVE HOLDING-- WEREN'T WE BOTH, LIKE--
I REMEMBER COMING INTO THE HALLWAY AND YOU WERE JUST CREEPING OUT OF YOUR DOOR LIKE,
"DID ANYBODY ELSE GET THIS PILLOW?" [ LAUGHTER ]
AND YOU WERE VERY-- Jimmy: WE WERE NEIGHBORS. WE WERE NEIGHBORS
WE WERE NEIGHBORS. Jimmy: WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WE REALLY, REALLY DID
Jimmy: WELL, I WANT SOMETHING FROM "AMERICAN AUTO" NOW.
YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE SEASON TWO IS BACK
WE GOT KEY FOBS, WE GOT COOL KEY-- WELL, IT'S PAYNE MOTORS, RIGHT
Jimmy: PAYNE MOTORS IS A GREAT NAME, BY THE WAY CONGRATS, BY THE WAY
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE 100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT'S A FRESH-- CERTIFIED FRESH
RATING CERTIFIED FRESH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. THANK YOU Jimmy: SEASON ONE, CERTIFIED
FRESH. CERTIFIED FRESH I AM REALLY PROUD OF IT.
I THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY. IT'S A GREAT NBC HALF HOUR WORKPLACE COMEDY
Jimmy: WHO RUNS THAT SHOW JUSTIN SPITZER. HE CREATED "SUPERSTORE."
AND HE WROTE ON "THE OFFICE" FOR TEN YEARS. I MEAN, HE UNDERSTANDS, LIKE,
THE DNA. AND IT IS A FAMOUS-- YOU KNOW, FICTITIOUS AUTOMOTIVE
MANUFACTURING COMPANY. AND I COME IN AS THE NEW FEMALE CEO, KATHERINE HASTINGS.
AND I DON'T DRIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I COME FROM BIG PHARMA, SO
SOME GRAY AREAS THERE, MORALLY Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY.
AND YEAH. IT'S A GREAT ENSEMBLE COMEDY I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.
Jimmy: I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU GET TO DO SOME PHYSICAL COMEDY, TOO.
I GUESS I DO GET TO DO SOME PHYSICAL COMEDY. I DON'T REALLY THINK OF IT THAT
WAY. BUT WE-- WE'RE IN CRISIS A LOT OVER THERE AT PAYNE MOTORS
SO, OUR STOCK PRICE IS REALLY IN THE TOILET. SO, WE'RE REALLY WORKING ON
GETTING OUR WAY BACK Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S ANA GASTEYER IN "AMERICAN AUTO." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY.
OKAY WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY.
I MEAN, I TELL YOU GUYS IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY AND, YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOSE? NO, I TELL YOU IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY SO THAT YOU ALL DON'T
PANIC, OKAY? I MEAN, OUTSIDE, I'M LIKE, "HEY, GUYS, EVERYTHING IS GOING
TO BE JUST FINE. BRIGHTER DAYS TOMORROW CHEER UP, OKAY."
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING INSIDE? WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I
AM THINKING INSIDE YEAH, YEAH. [ BLEEP ]
[ BLEEP [ BLEEP WE'RE ALL [ BLEEP
ALL OF US ARE [ BLEEP ALL RIGHT! Jimmy: COME ON!
THAT IS-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S STANDING OVER A CLIFF
OH, COME ON Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S FANTASTIC I TRY Jimmy: YES, OH, MY GOSH
WE LOVE YOU. ANA GASTEYER, EVERYBODY. "AMERICAN AUTO"--
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE IS ON NBC. WHAT?
LOOK AT THIS TOTE! LOOK AT THIS TOTE! Jimmy: "AMERICAN AUTO" AIRS
TUESDAYS AT 8:30 ON NBC. LOOK AT THE SEAMS Jimmy: STREAMS ON THE NEXT
DAY ON PEACOCK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK.
Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAIL LIGHTS" FEATURING MORRAY, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "BEN," GIVE IT
UP FOR MACKLEMORE!
♪ ♪ I SEE A FORK IN THE ROA
I DON'T KNOW WHA PATH I'M TAKIN BUT MY COMPASS IS BROKE ♪
♪ AND I DON'T KNO IF I'MA MAKE I YEAH YEA
TOLD A LOT OF LIES ♪ ♪ PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE TRIED TO DRIVE AWA
BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING UP ♪ ♪ ALWAYS STAY AND FIGHT
FOR ME I BEEN DRIVING THIS ROAD I BEEN DRIVING THIS ROAD ♪
♪ UH HUH FORK IN THE MIDDLE GOT TWO CHOICES TO G GIVE THE KIDS A KISS
FOR ME IF I DON'T ♪ ♪ MAKE IT HOM WHEN I WAS GROWING U
WE DIDN'T HAVE A DIAGNOSIS WE JUST KEPT TAKING MORE ♪ ♪ TO GET THE SEROTONI
GOT OLDER AND ALL OF MY HOMIES OVERDOSING AND THERAPY ♪
♪ WASN'T AN OPTION TO PROCESS OUR EMOTIONS MAMA ALWAYS SAID
WHAT YOU AFRAID OF BOY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING'S GOOD YOU GOT ANGELS BOY
CLOSED MOUTHS GO HUNGR BETTER RAISE YOUR VOICE ♪ ♪ GOD-SIZED HOL
NO REPLACING THE VOI WE CREATE OUT OF CHAOS MUSIC IS A SEANCE ♪
♪ THE LAND THAT OUR ANCESTORS' GRAVE'S O MY FAVORITE ARTISTS AR
MY TWO LITTLE GIRLS ♪ ♪ I SEE FREEDOM FIRSTHAND IN WHAT THEY MAK
WITH THEIR CRAYONS LIGHT IT WAS ♪ ♪ ALWAYS ON GLO
AND WHEN I WAS LOS I WAS ON THE RIGHT ROA TAIL LIGHTS AHEAD ♪
♪ AS I DRIVE SLOW JUST A RIGHT TUR THEN I FIND MY WAY HOM
I SEE A FORK IN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT PATH I'M TAKIN
BUT MY COMPASS IS BROK AND I DON'T KNOW IF ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE I
YEAH YEA TOLD A LOT OF LIES PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE ♪
♪ TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING U
ALWAYS STAY AND ♪ ♪ FIGHT FOR M I'LL FOLLOW YOUR
TAIL LIGHT TO WHEREVER THEY MAY LEAD ♪ ♪ I'LL FOLLOW YOU
TAIL LIGHT I'LL TRY AND MATCH YOUR SPEED ♪
♪ VIRGIL SAID THAT WHEN YOU MAKE IT TO THE PENTHOUSE IT'S YOUR DUTY TO SEND
THE ELEVATOR BACK DOWN ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE ALONG THE HIGHWAY I GOT LOST
AND I REALIZED THAT GO WAS AHEAD OF ME ALL ALONG ♪ ♪ MY MIND ON MY BUSINES
GRIND MY ONLY MISSIO MOST HIGH THE MESSENGE WASN'T QUIET ENOUGH ♪
♪ TO LISTEN MY TIME WAS OCCUPIED WHEN EVEN DINING
WITH MY CHILDREN ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE ME MYSELF AND I AND I LOST SIGHT
OF THE VISIO ON BORROWED TIME ♪ ♪ LIVING IN EXTRA INNINGS
INDUSTRY SURVIVES I' GLORIFYING THE MILLION THE PLAYLISTS AND THE ♪
♪ STREAMS ALBUM BUNDLES AND TEES BUT THEY CANNO
MANUFACTURE WHAT RESIDES ♪ ♪ IN THE SPIRIT THE PHANTOM AIN'T ENOUGH
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER AL OF THE COUNTLESS RIDES ♪ ♪ IN THE CIVI
THE MOMENTS OF FAILURE THAT PROCEEDED THI NOT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT ♪
♪ OTHER PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION THAT'S WHAT FREEDOM IS AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO
TEACH MY KIDS ♪ ♪ ANY MOMEN PEACE IS AVAILABLE
YOU JUST GOTTA REMEMBE TO BREATHE IT IN ♪ ♪ AND FINALLY I CAN
BREATHE AGAI ANYWAY MAN I'M GOING TO ROLL THE DICE ♪
♪ GOT THE WHEEL REGARDLESS OF WHER I GO IN LIFE
I KNOW TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT WAS ALWAYS ON GLOW AND WHEN I WAS LOS
I WAS ON THE RIGHT ROA TAIL LIGHTS AHEAD AS ♪ ♪ I DRIVE SLO
JUST A RIGHT TURN THEN I FIND MY WAY HOME I SEE A FORK IN THE ROAD ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT PATH I'M TAKIN BUT MY COMPASS IS BROK
AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ♪ ♪ GOING TO MAKE I YEAH YEA
TOLD A LOT OF LIES PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE ♪ ♪ TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY
BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING UP ALWAYS STAY AND FIGHT FOR ME ♪
♪ I'LL FOLLOW YOU TAIL LIGHT TO WHEREVER THEY MAY LEA
I'LL FOLLOW YOUR ♪ ♪ TAIL LIGHTS I'LL TRY AND
MATCH YOUR SPEED ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: MACKLEMORE MORRAY TICKETS TO MACKLEMORE'S TOUR
ARE ON SALE, THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ADAM DRIVER, ANA GASTEYER,
MACKLEMORE, MORRAY, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE