1 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:10,844 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:17,083 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:21,554 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ADAM DRIVER, 4 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:28,895 ANA GASTEYER MUSICAL GUEST, MACKLEMORE FEATURING MORRAY 5 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:33,099 AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1809 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:37,270 Questlove: 1809 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:57,757 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:02,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 9 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:08,134 WELCOME. I LOVE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF, EVERYBODY. 10 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:11,638 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 11 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:16,643 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU'RE WATCHING. THANK YOU. 12 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:22,248 WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG BOX OFFICE NEWS THE FINAL NUMBERS ARE IN AND 13 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,085 "CREED III" JUST HAD THE BIGGEST EVER OPENING WEEKEND FOR A SPORTS MOVIE 14 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,688 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BIGGEST EVER THAT IS A HUGE DEAL. 15 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:33,259 I MEAN, IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE A A "MIRACLE." I BET-- 16 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:42,502 [ LAUGHTER ] MICHAEL B. JORDAN WAS TOTALLY "BLINDSIDED" BY THE NEWS THAT 17 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,903 THE MOVIE MADE OVER 100 "MILLION DOLLAR, BABY," WHICH MAKES SENSE. 18 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:45,839 THE "CREED" MOVIES ARE IN "A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN. [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:49,676 THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE LIKE, WILL HE WIN? I THINK HE MIGHT 20 00:01:49,676 --> 00:02:01,921 HE "DUCKS," LEFT, RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] SO "COOL, RUNNING" SUPER FAST 21 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,590 IN EVERY MONTAGE SO CONGRATS, MICHAEL IT IS AMAZING TO SEE "ALI'S" 22 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,525 ACCOMPLISHED-- "ALI'S" ACCOMPLISHED-- A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT ACTING AND DIRECTING 23 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:09,662 MIGHT BE "ROCKY" FOR YOU, BUT YOU'RE NO "ROOKIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:15,635 YOU HAD CONFIDENCE TO SAY, "BRING IT ON." THEY WEREN'T SURE IF YOU COULD 25 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:21,708 TAKE THE TORCH FROM STALLONE, BUT IT IS OFFICIAL YOU ARE HIS TRUE "AIR, BUD." 26 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:26,713 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THOUGH I GOT TO ASK, "HOOSIER" ACCOUNTANT 27 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,382 [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THEY GOT TO BE WORKING OVERTIME BRINGING IN-- BURNING 28 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,084 THE "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS" UNTIL "ANY GIVEN SUNDAY. ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU CAN RELAX, 29 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:36,456 GET SOME "SPACE, JAM" ON SOME OTHER PROJECTS-- [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:38,525 - AND SIP A PINA COLADA WITH ONE OF THOSE SILLY STRAWS WHERE YOU CAN "BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM. 31 00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:43,897 THERE YOU GO THANK YOU. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY 32 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,499 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ THAT'S RIGHT 33 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:49,903 COME ON. Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 34 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:55,108 THAT'S RIGHT, "CREED III" HAD THE BIGGEST OPENING EVER FOR A A SPORTS MOVIE 35 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,210 AND I THINK SEEING MICHAEL B. JORDAN HAS INSPIRED SOME PEOPLE TO HIT THE GYM AND 36 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,611 GET IN SHAPE CHECK OUT WHAT I SAW EARLIER TODAY. 37 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:01,381 I SIGNED INTO LAW THE LANDMARK AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN, WHICH PROVIDED THE RESOURCES TO 38 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:08,254 GET COVID-19 UNDER CONTROL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I-- THAT'S INTER-- 39 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,790 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SPEAKING OF SPORTS, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 40 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:16,129 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: HE'S SWOLLEN-- Jimmy: YOU HAVE A GREAT 41 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:21,501 LAUGH. WHOEVER'S LAUGHING AT THAT, I LOVE THAT. 42 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:24,471 IT IS A GREAT LAUGH. THIS IS GOING VIRAL. ON A RECENT EPISODE OF 43 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,872 "JEOPARDY!", THERE WAS A A CATEGORY CALLED "IN THE SPORT. 44 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,607 DID YOU SEE THIS TODAY Steve: UH-UH. Jimmy: NONE OF THE 45 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:30,877 CONTESTANTS COULD ANSWER ANY OF THE QUESTIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,913 THIS IS REAL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WATCH THIS 47 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:41,087 A LOT OF MONEY WHAT IS ROULETTE? [ BUZZER ] 48 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:45,091 THAT WOULD BE POLO. PENALTY KILLING, PLUS-MINUS, THE FIVE-HOLE, "THE BISCUIT", 49 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:49,929 THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S CHASING [ BUZZER ] THAT'S HOCKEY. 50 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:51,431 EIGHT-COUNT, ACCIDENTAL BUTT, CUTMAN, FOR SAID ACCIDENTAL BUTT 51 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:56,569 [ BUZZER ] THAT'S BOXING. BEST BALL, CASUAL WATER, CLOSED 52 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,040 FACE, AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST, SHANK. WHAT IS WATER POLO? 53 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:06,212 [ BUZZER ] THAT'S GOLF [ LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,149 INHERITED RUNNERS, APPEAL PLAY, PICKOFF. [ BUZZER ] 55 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:18,558 THAT'S BASEBALL. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW. 56 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,959 THAT WAS SO FUNNY. YEP, THAT BELOVED AMERICAN SPORT, ROULETTE. 57 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:23,897 Steve: AH Jimmy: THAT'S A GREAT SPORT [ LAUGHTER ] 58 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,099 AFTER THE SHOW, THEY WERE ALL STUFFED IN A LOCKER BY CONTESTANTS FROM "WHEEL OF 59 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,834 FORTUNE. LIKE, "GET IN THERE, NERD! [ LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:30,136 SOME POLITICAL NEWS. FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS STRONGLY CONSIDERING A WOMAN TO 61 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:35,508 BE HIS VICE PRESIDENT SO THAT HE CAN WIN OVER SUBURBAN WOMEN [ AUDIENCE OOHS 62 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,310 OF COURSE, SINCE IT'S TRUMP, HE'LL MAKE THE DECISION AFTER HOLDING A "MISS VICE PRESIDENT" 63 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:44,250 PAGEANT. [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS 64 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,919 TODAY, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FILED A LAWSUIT TO BLOCK JETBLUE'S MERGER WITH SPIRIT 65 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,354 AIRLINES IT'S ACTUALLY POSITIVE NEWS BECAUSE LATELY, WHEN WE HEAR 66 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:48,655 ABOUT JETBLUE MERGING WITH ANOTHER AIRLINE, IT'S ON THE RUNWAY 67 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:57,130 [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] HEY GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS 68 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:02,068 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH Jimmy: AMID A NATIONWIDE 69 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:08,174 BIRD FLU OUTBREAK, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS CONSIDERING MASS POULTRY VACCINATION 70 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,210 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT WILL BE WEIRD WHEN KFC SAYS THEIR CHICKENS ARE ALL "VAXED 71 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:15,949 AND WAXED. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT 72 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:17,717 THEY'RE GONNA GIVE VACCINES TO CHICKENS ALTHOUGH NOT ALL CHICKENS ARE ON BOARD. 73 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:20,086 ONE OF THEM SAID, "NO GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO 74 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:26,760 [ LAUGHTER ] "THEY CAN GO CLUCK THEMSELVES. #OLD McBIDEN IN BED WITH BIG 75 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,929 PHARMA-E-I-BRANDON-NO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW. 76 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:32,132 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S A LONG HASHTAG. 77 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:36,770 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS I READ THAT HERSHEY'S IS 78 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:40,874 LAUNCHING A VEGAN REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 79 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,176 I THINK THE BIGGER STORY HERE IS, THERE'S MEAT INSIDE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER CUP? 80 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:49,516 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? GUYS, I SAW THAT SUNNY D IS 81 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:54,854 RELEASING ITS OWN LINE OF CANNED VODKA SELTZER [ AUDIENCE OOHS 82 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,556 I THINK IT STARTED A TREND, BECAUSE NOW OTHER KIDS' COMPANIES ARE TRYING TO BRANCH 83 00:05:56,556 --> 00:06:01,094 OUT INTO THE HARD BEVERAGE WORLD, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA 84 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,830 TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE OTHER DRINKS HERE. FIRST UP, THERE'S FRANZIA BY 85 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:12,672 THE FOOT AND YOU GO, LIKE - Steve: COME ON. 86 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:15,642 [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, THERE'S YOOHOOCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:15,642 --> 00:06:17,143 YOOHOOCH Steve: YOOHOOCH OH, MY 88 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,245 Jimmy: THERE'S ALSO GIN AND JUICY JUICE. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:22,716 UP NEXT, WE HAVE WHISKEY SOUR PATCH KIDS [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:28,088 AND FINALLY, BUD PEDIALYTE AND YOU GO WHILE THAT'S-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 91 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:34,961 THAT'S TOO MUCH. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR. I WOULD DO THE BUD ONE 92 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:36,663 MEANWHILE, A POPULAR BEER IN AUSTRALIA IS BEING RECALLED BECAUSE IT WAS FOUND TO HAVE 93 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:38,064 TOO MUCH ALCOHOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S THE FIRST RECALL 94 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,067 THAT MADE PEOPLE GO OUT AND BUY MORE [ LAUGHTER ] 95 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,471 IS IT? GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. 96 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:44,904 GUYS, FINALLY, IT IS TUESDAY IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET. HERE WE GO 97 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WETWEET 98 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:57,083 WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET. THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, 99 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,553 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A SERIES 100 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,856 OF DIFFERENT TWEETS. THEN WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR 101 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:09,195 NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS 102 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,798 YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT. 103 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:14,034 BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HERE ON THE SHOW. HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU GUYS HAVE 104 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,069 YOUR CLICKERS TOO? Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS 105 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,871 THE MOST LIKES, WE WILL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND 106 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:20,106 "WETWEET" IT IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 107 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:24,277 OKAY, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] ALL RIGHT. 108 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:28,548 THE FIRST TWEET IS, "DO I LIKE TO ORGANIZE ALL THE ELEMENTS PERIODICALLY." 109 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,918 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ Steve: WOW. 110 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:35,655 Tariq: "GET IN-- GET IN THAT LOCKER, NERD! [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:37,490 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO EVERYONE HAS MADE THEIR 112 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:43,063 DECISION THE VOTES ARE IN LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE 113 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:47,767 [ DRUM ROLL ALL RIGHT, OKAY. HALF AND HALF. 114 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:52,572 OKAY LUKEWARM RECEPTION TO THAT ONE [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:55,275 Steve: TEPID, TEPID Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE IS, "I'VE BEEN WATCHING 116 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,077 CEREAL COMMERCIALS FOR DECADES AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A 'WELL-BALANCED BREAKFAST' 117 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:00,113 IS." [ LAUGHTER ] SEE, IS IT CORN POPS 118 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,016 ♪ UH, OKAY I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE, KIND OF, 119 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:08,221 MADE THEIR DECISION FAST Steve: YEAH, THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE A LITTLE LOW 120 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,390 Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. ♪ 121 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:18,832 Steve: WHOA THAT'S WELL-BALANCED Jimmy: NO, ARE THEY 122 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,302 GETTING-- THEY GET-- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT IS WELL-BALANCED. 123 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,603 LET'S LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE HERE IT SAYS, "QR MENUS ARE GREAT 124 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:26,906 BECAUSE THEY LET YOU IMMEDIATELY GET ON YOUR PHONE DURING DINNER. 125 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:31,077 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ AS FASTER YOU CAN GET ON THERE, 126 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:37,517 THE BETTER ♪ ALL RIGHT, TARIQ IS THINKING 127 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,219 ABOUT THAT A LITTLE BIT. SO, I THINK THIS MIGHT DO BETTER THAN 90-SOMETHING 128 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,587 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE HERE [ DRUM ROLL 129 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:42,655 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT BAD. ♪ THERE WE GO. 130 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:47,894 139, I'LL TAKE THAT. Steve: WOW, 1-3-9 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. 131 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:51,598 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THE NEXT ONE SAYS, "TUESDAY HAS MAJOR STILL-MONDAY ENERGY. 132 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:53,466 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: YES. ♪ 133 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,535 SEE? THAT WAS A YES Jimmy: IT DOES A LITTLE BIT 134 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,705 YOU'RE LIKE, "AH, STILL GOT THAT MONDAY HAZE." OKAY, HERE WE GO 135 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,573 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ DRUM ROLL THERE YOU GO 136 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,309 Steve: OH Jimmy: THERE WE GO. I KNEW THAT ONE. 137 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:08,782 ♪ THAT'S THE WINNER RIGHT THERE! I'M GOING TO POST THIS 138 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:16,423 [ BELL DINGING ] I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK 139 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:20,894 IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A WETWEET, AND ENJOY 140 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,530 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW ADAM DRIVER IS HERE! ANA GASTEYER IS JOINING US 141 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,832 AND WE HAVE MUSIC FROM MACKLEMORE FEATURING MORRAY. STICK AROUND 142 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:34,474 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE ARE "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:40,480 ♪ ♪ WE GOT ADINA KRAYUT FROM ROMANIA 144 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:47,120 WE'RE GLAD THA YOU'RE HERE ♪ ♪ YOU NEVER BEEN TO MONGOLI 145 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,767 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! AH, I LOVE YOU 146 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:07,874 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GUYS, I ALWAYS SAY THAT OUR SHOW IS LUCKY TO HAVE THE 147 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:11,611 GREATEST BAND IN LATE NIGHT. THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 148 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:16,716 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE BUT IT ISN'T ALWAYS FUN AND GAMES. 149 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,421 FROM TIME TO TIME, WE PUT THE ROOTS TO THE TEST. WE ARE GOING TO PICK THREE 150 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,490 PEOPLE FROM OUR AUDIENCE, RANDOM, AND HAVE THE ROOTS MAKE UP SONGS ABOUT THEM ON THE 151 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:24,824 SPOT IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS!" 152 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:25,792 IT IS TIME FOR "FREESTYLIN' WITH THE ROOTS!" HERE WE GO 153 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,768 ♪ TIME TO FREESTYLE WITH THE ROOTS ♪ 154 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,038 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, ROOTS! YOU GUYS READY TO DO THIS? 155 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:42,742 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET'S PICK SOMEONE 156 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,377 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WANT THE ROOTS TO MAKE UP A SONG ABOUT YOU. 157 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:49,215 ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK. GO IN THE BACK ROW GIRL, PURPLE SWEATER, BLONDE 158 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:53,787 HAIR YES, RIGHT THERE YES. 159 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,189 HERE YOU GO. STAND UP YEAH, THERE YOU GO 160 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,957 JUST TAKE THE MIC. HELLO. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE 161 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,426 YOU FROM MY NAME IS VICTORIA BUZBY AND I'M FROM NEW YORK. 162 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:04,497 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HEY. VICTORIA BUZBY 163 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:11,604 COOL NAME. FROM NEW YORK. VICTORIA, "CREED III" IS OUT 164 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,573 RIGHT NOW. THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IT IS ABOUT TWO FRIENDS WHO END 165 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:18,278 UP FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHAT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME 166 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:24,718 KENZIE. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, KENZIE. ANY-- WHAT'S A DUMB FIGHT YOU 167 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:28,121 AND KENZIE HAVE EVER GOTTEN INTO WE FIGHT A LOT ABOUT OUR 168 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:32,592 FAVORITE, LIKE, BOOK AND MOVIE CHARACTERS [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:42,102 Jimmy: BOOK FIRST, THEN THE MOVIE? SAME CHARACTER 170 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,970 WELL, WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON WHAT TYPES OF GOOD BOOKS ARE OUT THERE, AND SO WE 171 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:48,008 FIGHT A LOT ABOUT THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT TASTES. Jimmy: SO WHAT RIGHT NOW IS 172 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:53,813 YOUR FAVORITE BOOK THAT YOU LIKE IS THAT KENZIE 173 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:58,518 NO, THIS IS MY FRIEND TARA. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DOES TARA-- 174 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:04,090 WHAT HAPPENED TO KENZIE? WHERE'S KENZIE KENZIE'S AT WORK. 175 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,126 Jimmy: NO NOT EVERYONE CAN JUST TAKE OFF THE WHOLE DAY TO COME DO 176 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:12,232 THIS LIKE TARA AND I Jimmy: YEAH SO WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK? 177 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,668 RIGHT NOW, WHAT DO YOU LIKE? WHAT WOULD YOU FIGHT WITH KENZIE ABOUT 178 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:18,405 I LOVE "A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES. [ APPLAUSE ] 179 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,074 Jimmy: AND TARA, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND? UH-HUH. 180 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,712 Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BOOK, TARA PROBABLY "THE IDEA OF YOU" 181 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,315 WHICH IS COMING OUT WITH ANNE HATHAWAY. OH, THAT'S ALSO A GOOD ONE. 182 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,085 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. FEELS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GETTING ALONG, AND - 183 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:44,731 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S ALL RIGHT, KENZIE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT 184 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,700 ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL VICTORIA HERE FROM NEW YORK, AND HER BEST FRIEND KENZIE 185 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:52,272 THEY GET INTO DUMB FIGHTS SOMETIMES ABOUT DIFFERENT BOOKS THAT THEY LIKE AND DON'T LIKE. 186 00:12:52,272 --> 00:13:05,051 AND SO, YEAH, THAT'S REALLY WHAT GOES DOWN FOR THIS YOU CAN TELL THAT THAT 187 00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,720 SHOULD BE MADE INTO A MOVIE, TWO PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER THEIR LOVE OF BOOKS. 188 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,688 BUT FOR THE ROOTS TO KICK SOMETHING OFF, MAYBE SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE BOXING THING IN 189 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,223 THE THEME, LIKE "MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT", TYPE OF LL COOL J TYPE OF THING. 190 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:14,260 CAN YOU-- ♪ Jimmy: FUNKY DRUMMER. 191 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:23,436 ♪ ♪ VICTORIA FROM NEW YORK' BACK SHE BEEN HERE FOR WEEKS 192 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:29,542 WATCHING TARIQ FREESTYLE FROM HER SEAT ♪ ♪ HER AND KENZIE ARGU 193 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,845 ABOUT EVERYTHING LISTEN TO TH BOOKS GO BANG ♪ 194 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,481 ♪ COMBUSTION FROM THE CROWD AGAIN THE LEGENDARY ROOT CREW IS PLAYING LOUD AGAIN 195 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:41,154 DISTURBING THE PEACE ♪ ♪ I RELEASE THE IDEA OF YOU TO MAKE YOU SAY SHEESH OOH ♪ 196 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:50,096 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, VICTORIA. 197 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:55,902 THANK YOU, KENZIE. HI, KENZIE HOW ABOUT ALL THE WAY UP IN THE 198 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:59,305 BACK THERE ALL THE WAY UP IN THE BACK THERE YOU GO 199 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,274 HEY. NICE TO SEE YOU. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE 200 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,043 YOU FROM THANK YOU HELLO. 201 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:07,614 MY NAME IS ADINA KRAYUTZ I AM FROM ROMANIA BUT NOW FROM NEW YORK 202 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:13,953 Jimmy: ADINA. ADINA? YES 203 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,456 Jimmy: FROM ROMANIA WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 204 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,258 IT IS MARCH. A LOT OF STUDENTS AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE BEGINNING SPRING 205 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,494 BREAK. WHAT IS ONE PLACE THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT 206 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:24,964 MONGOLIA. Jimmy: OH WOW. 207 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:30,236 MONGOLIA BEAUTIFUL. WHY MONGOLIA 208 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,639 SO I CAN SEE THEM CHASING THE VULTURES AND THEN THE WILD HORSES 209 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:41,581 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OF COURSE. CHASING THE VULTURES, OF 210 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,350 COURSE WE WERE ALL-- WE WERE ALL GOING TO SAY THAT AT THE SAME 211 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:48,088 TIME BUT WE DIDN'T CHASING THE VULTURES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MUCH ABOUT 212 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:52,092 THAT WHAT IS ONE ITEM YOU CAN'T TRAVEL WITHOUT 213 00:14:52,092 --> 00:15:00,600 A BOOK. Jimmy: WHAT [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,369 WHAT-- A BOOK YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT BOOK ARE YOU 215 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:06,740 READING? "SWEETBITTER. Jimmy: YOU HEAR THAT, 216 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:10,243 VICTORIA [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S OTHER BOOKS OUT THERE, 217 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:16,416 OKAY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY, ROOTS, WE HAVE OUR PAL, 218 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,854 ADINA, HERE. SHE WOULD LOVE ONE DAY TO GO TO MONGOLIA-- NOT MAGNOLIA, 219 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:25,658 THAT'S THE CUPCAKE, THAT'S THE CUPCAKE PLACE DOWNSTAIRS I'LL GO THERE, TOO. 220 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,394 Jimmy: BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH, I'VE CHASED A LOT OF VULTURES OUT OF THERE AS WELL 221 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,363 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THE ONE THING SHE CANNOT TRAVEL WITHOUT IS A BOOK 222 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:36,069 OF COURSE, IT'S A GREAT THING TO READ A BOOK SO, CAN WE DO THIS ONE 223 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,904 AND SINCE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT KIND OF SPRING BREAK, MAYBE LIKE A GO-GOs VACATION-TYPE OF 224 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:52,419 VIBE ♪ ♪ WE GOT ADINA KRAYUT 225 00:15:52,419 --> 00:16:00,727 FROM ROMANIA WE'RE GLAD THA YOU'RE HERE ♪ 226 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:03,563 ♪ YOU NEVER BEEN TO MONGOLI HORSES AND VULTURE ARE THER 227 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:13,406 ONE ITEM YOU JUST CAN'T ♪ ♪ TRAVEL WITHOUT WHENEVER YOU LEAV 228 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,710 SOMETHING LIKE SWEETBITTER FROM WHAT I HEAR ♪ ♪ IS QUITE A GOOD REA 229 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:24,351 VACATION TRIP TO MONGOLI GONNA WATCH AL OF THE VULTURES ♪ 230 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:28,388 ♪ VACATION TRIP TO MONGOLIA GONNA WATCH THE HORSES RUN ALL AROUND ♪ 231 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,558 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CHASING THE VULTURES ALL THE WAY AROUND 232 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:36,696 HOW ABOUT SOMEONE ON THIS SIDE WHO WANTS ONE? WHO WANTS IT 233 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,100 RIGHT THERE. COME ON DOWN, THIS GENTLEMAN RIGHT HERE IN THE BLACK. 234 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,168 THERE YOU GO YEAH, HELLO, BUD HELLO 235 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,737 Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M CHE WAJASINGER, 236 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:48,708 ORIGINALLY FROM LONDON, BUT I LIVE HERE IN NEW YORK CITY Jimmy: HEY, WELCOME 237 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:53,646 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS CHE CHE 238 00:16:53,646 --> 00:17:03,690 Jimmy: SHEA CHE Jimmy: CHE. 239 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,092 CHE Jimmy: LIKE, TCHE NO, LIKE, CHE GUEVARA 240 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:09,262 Jimmy: YEAH LIKE, THAT GUY. Jimmy: CHE, ALL RIGHT, VERY 241 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,464 GOOD CHE. CHE, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 242 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,099 THE OSCARS ARE THIS WEEKEND, CHE. ARE YOU FOLLOWING THE MOVIES AT 243 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:17,704 ALL? A LITTLE. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 244 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:21,941 IF THERE WERE A MOVIE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, CHE, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED? 245 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:30,583 CHE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I THINK I KNOW WHO IT 246 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:40,326 IS I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, BUT WHO WOULD PLAY YOU 247 00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:47,300 I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. Jimmy: YEAH, CHE. 248 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,469 [ LAUGHTER ] ROOTS, THIS MIGHT BE THE WEIRDEST ONE YET, BUT I LIKE 249 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:57,577 THIS GUY WE HAVE CHE, OKAY? IF THERE WERE A MOVIE ABOUT HIS 250 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,346 LIFE IT WOULD BE CALLED "CHE," AND THE ACTOR WHO WOULD PLAY THEM IS CHE. 251 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:07,420 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE THIS. NOW, FOR THIS LAST ONE, LET'S 252 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,689 CELEBRATE THAT OSCAR GOLD. MAYBE A LITTLE BRUNO MARS LIKE "24K MAGIC" TYPE OF GEM, 253 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:25,238 SOMETHING FUN LIKE THAT. YOU THINK WE CAN GET SOME-- ♪ 254 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:31,478 ♪ CHE FROM LONDON IS HERE I'M HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AGAI I HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED FO 255 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:36,716 THE OSCARS THIS WEEKEND ♪ ♪ IF THERE WAS A FILM ABOUT YOU I'D GO TO SEE IT PLA 256 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:44,924 AND THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE WOULD BE CHE AND THE ♪ ♪ LEADING ROLE WOULD BE CHE 257 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:55,535 OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YO OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YO OOH, CHE IS PLAYING YOU ♪ 258 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,604 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU TO OUR AUDIENCE 259 00:18:57,604 --> 00:19:00,340 THANK YOU TO THE ROOTS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ADAM DRIVER, EVERYBODY 260 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:09,416 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 261 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:13,787 Jimmy: AND WHAT KIND OF JORDANS WERE THEY? WERE THEY SPECIAL? 262 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:17,023 NO, NO, NO. I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD 263 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:21,294 I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD FIND 264 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:41,548 NEVER WORE THEM? Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR, EMMY, AND TONY-NOMINATED 265 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,149 ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "65," WHICH IS EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS THIS 266 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:48,521 FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, ADAM DRIVER! 267 00:19:52,692 --> 00:20:09,442 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 268 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,177 Jimmy: THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD WELCOME BACK 269 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,913 THANK YOU Jimmy: ADAM DRIVER, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, BUD. 270 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,883 THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. Jimmy: YOU LOOK GOOD, PAL 271 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:21,888 THANK YOU Jimmy: I WANT TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS HERE, BECAUSE I 272 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,289 WAS DOING SOME READING UP ABOUT YOU. AND I KNOW THAT YOU STUDIED-- 273 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:26,693 YOU WENT TO THEATER SCHOOL HERE IN NEW YORK, AT JUILLIARD. YEAH. 274 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:29,229 Jimmy: IN NEW YORK CITY AND I HEARD THAT SOMETIMES YOU WOULD RUN FROM YOUR APARTMENT 275 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:34,134 TO-- TO CLASS I DID, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: AND YOU LIVED IN - 276 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:39,606 I LIVE IN QUEENS. Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,041 AND JUILLIARD'S ON THE MIDTOWN, I WOULD SAY ON THE WEST SIDE. 278 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,776 I COULDN'T-- YEAH, I DID DO THAT, YEAH Jimmy: SO, ALL THE TIME, 279 00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:47,681 OR - I DID IT FOR, LIKE, DURING THE SUMMER, I WOULD SAY. 280 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:53,920 THERE WAS THE 59th STREET BRIDGE, AND I THINK I JUST COME OUT OF THE MILITARY. 281 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,622 SO, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE EVERYTHING THAT I WAS DOING AS DIFFICULT AS WHAT IT WAS LIKE 282 00:20:55,622 --> 00:21:01,261 BEING IN THE MILITARY. AND ACTING SCHOOL DIDN'T SEEM LIKE IT FIT THE CRITERIA 283 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,430 SO, I TRIED TO MAKE IT MORE IMPOSSIBLE THAN WHAT IT NEEDED TO BE. 284 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,166 Jimmy: WOW! YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID THAT 285 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:12,839 Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT'S COOL THAT YOU DID 286 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,475 THAT BUT THEN ONCE YOU GOT TO SCHOOL, WHAT HAPPENED? 287 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,310 WELL, THEN WE HAD MOVEMENT CLASS WITH A GUY NAMED DARYL, WHERE WE WOULD-- IT'S LIKE AN 288 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,812 EXERCISE CLASS SO, I WOULD START THAT AS A WARM-UP, AND THEN WE'D DO THE 289 00:21:18,812 --> 00:21:20,380 EXERCISE CLASS [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND YOU WERE LIKE, 290 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,682 "DUDE, I JUST RAN FOR-- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH 291 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,186 Jimmy: WOW. AND WOULD YOU BE EXHAUSTED YEAH, AND SWEATY. 292 00:21:26,186 --> 00:21:28,688 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND HUNGRY 293 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:32,726 AND HUNGRY, YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH MAD 294 00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:37,230 Jimmy: REALLY HUNGRY. AND-- START ACTING SCHOOL. [ LAUGHTER ] 295 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,898 Jimmy: THAT'S WILD THOUGH ONCE YOU STARTED TO BE AN ACTOR, DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR 296 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,801 FIRST BIG PAYCHECK, AND WHAT YOU SPENT IT ON? MY FIRST-- WELL, MY FIRST 297 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,770 BIG PAYCHECK WAS FOR "LAW & ORDER. THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I 298 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:46,940 GOT-- IN MY MIND Jimmy: THAT'S VERY. 299 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:53,279 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S VERY NEW YORK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 300 00:21:53,279 --> 00:22:02,889 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ACTUALLY, WHAT I BOUGHT IS A A PAIR OF JORDANS, BECAUSE WHEN 301 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,525 I WAS-- [ LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T-- LIKE WE DIDN'T 302 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,160 HAVE-- WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY FOR-- I MEAN, WE HAD MONEY FOR SHOES 303 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,695 BUT IT WAS NEVER-- YOU KNOW, WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO BUY JORDANS. 304 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,230 SO, WHEN I ACTUALLY GOT PAID TO BE AN ACTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHY, AGAIN-- 305 00:22:10,230 --> 00:22:12,098 WELL, I DO KNOW WHY, BECAUSE I WANTED A PAIR OF JORDANS THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE 306 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,800 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, BUT I WOULD THINK IT WOULD GO TO SOMETHING 307 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,702 ELSE I MEAN, BUT THAT'S LIKE-- BUT THAT'S - 308 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:17,671 NO, 'CAUSE I HAD RENT AND ALL THAT OTHER [ BLEEP ] SO-- STUFF. 309 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:20,407 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, BY THE TIME IT WAS OVER, ALL I HAD WAS MONEY-- 310 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,909 WELL, I HAD MORE MONEY THAN THAT TO SAVE BUT THE JORDANS WERE THE FIRST 311 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,211 THING THAT I WANTED. Jimmy: AND WHAT KIND OF JORDANS WERE THEY? 312 00:22:25,211 --> 00:22:27,514 WERE THEY SPECIAL? NO, NO, NO. I THINK I WENT AND GRABBED THE 313 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,350 FIRST JORDANS THAT I COULD FIND I COULDN'T TELL YOU, EVEN NOW, 314 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:36,556 WHAT THEY ARE. LIKE, THEY'RE NOT-- I KNOW THEY'RE NOT JORDAN ONES. 315 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,526 THEY'RE NOT THE JORDAN FOURS THEY'RE NOT THE JORDAN FIVES I BOUGHT THEM, AND THEY'RE ON 316 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,828 A SHELF, AND I DON'T LOOK AT THEM, YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,997 Jimmy: DID YOU EVER WEAR THEM NO, I DON'T WEAR THEM 318 00:22:43,997 --> 00:22:46,833 NO Jimmy: NO NEVER WORE THEM? 319 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,702 NO, NOT ALL Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU WERE SAVING THEM FOR A SPECIAL 320 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:50,670 OCCASION NOT EVEN SAVING THEM. I JUST WANTED THEM, AND I HAVE 321 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,872 THEM THEY HAVE DUST ON THEM Jimmy: DID YOU WANT THEM TO 322 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,274 COLLECT THEM NO. NO 323 00:22:54,274 --> 00:22:56,576 NO, I DIDN'T WANT TO - [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THEM, 324 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,878 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MESS THEM UP. BUT I HAVE TO DUST THEM OFF, 325 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:06,319 BECAUSE THEY'RE DUSTY. Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS AFTER ACTING SCHOOL. 326 00:23:06,319 --> 00:23:08,154 YEAH. Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE NOT REALLY RUNNING ANYMORE. 327 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,357 NO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T REALLY 328 00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:11,658 NEED SNEAKERS. NO, AND YOU SHOULDN'T RUN IN JORDANS. 329 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,526 Jimmy: YOU SHOULDN'T RUN IN JORDANS ANYWAY THEY'RE BASKETBALL SNEAKERS. 330 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:16,696 BUT YEAH, INTERESTING. YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 331 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,598 Jimmy: I WANT TO-- NEXT TIME, IF YOU'RE HERE, COULD YOU-- COULD YOU BRING THEM? 332 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,400 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM 333 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,802 I WON'T TOUCH THE DUST. Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,438 LET'S SEE WHAT THEY ARE. AND THEN WE'LL DISCOVER, LIKE, WHAT KIND AND-- WHAT KIND 335 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:27,173 ADAM DRIVER BOUGHT YOUR FIRST JORDANS YEAH, YEAH. 336 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:33,079 Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, "65." CONGRATS ON THIS 337 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,948 THIS IS A-- IF I CAN EXPLAIN IT RIGHT, YOU ARE A PILOT WHO KIND OF IS STRANDED ON THE 338 00:23:34,948 --> 00:23:36,583 EARTH, 65 MILLION YEARS AGO. YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S NOT A TIME 339 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,451 TRAVEL MOVIE YOU-- ACTUALLY, THIS IS JUST SET 65 MILLION YEARS AGO 340 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:47,527 RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH THERE'S NO TIME TRAVEL 341 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,496 IT'S A PARALLEL UNIVERSE THAT THEY'RE SAYING THAT EXISTED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO 342 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,231 AND THEY FIND THAT THEY'VE CRASH LANDED ON PREHISTORIC EARTH. 343 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:54,100 Jimmy: WOW. WHAT DREW YOU TO THAT? JUST DINOSAURS 344 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:57,237 IT WAS MY SPEED YEAH, BASICALLY. MY SON LIKES DINOSAURS 345 00:23:57,237 --> 00:23:59,606 Jimmy: YEAH SO, I'M LIKE, "I'M IN." WELL, IT'S DINOSAURS AND LASER 346 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,508 GUNS, AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH, SURE." Jimmy: YEAH 347 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,209 AND IT WAS ACTUALLY-- IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST KIND OF WAVE OF 348 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:10,150 COVID. AND SO, I THINK AS PROBABLY EVERYBODY MADE MOVIES AND TRIED 349 00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:14,521 TO MAKE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN THAT AND COVID BUT IT DID KIND OF MAKE SENSE. 350 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:18,892 I MEAN, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DINOSAURS EVERY DAY WITH MY SON. 351 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:22,062 BUT ALSO THIS-- MAKING SOMETHING BIG THAT FAMILIES COULD GO SEE 352 00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:25,331 Jimmy: YEAH SEEMED-- SEEMED GOOD AT THE TIME 353 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,634 IT WAS LIKE A BIG MOVIE. THE SCALE WAS REALLY MASSIVE IT WAS DINOSAURS 354 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:32,339 NO ONE ASKED ME TO PLAY THAT BEFORE AND IT SEEMED INTERESTING. 355 00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:35,208 AND THAT EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY COULD SEE IT WAS JUST-- AND THAT IT WAS KIND OF THE 356 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,378 METAPHOR OF EVERYONE'S FIGHTING THIS INVISIBLE ENEMY THAT THEY HAVE NO PRECEDENT FOR, MADE 357 00:24:38,378 --> 00:24:42,449 SENSE. IT'S ALSO BY ONE OF THE WRITERS OF "A QUIET PLACE" TOO, AS 358 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:45,885 WELL SO, IT'S ACTION, BUT IT'S ALSO KIND OF A THRILLER AS WELL 359 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:50,690 ON TOP OF BEING FAMILY IT IS BUT YOU-- BUT KIDS-- KIDS CAN 360 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,559 SEE IT BUT, YEAH, IT IS, HOPEFULLY, SCARY. 361 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:58,365 Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW-- IS IT TRICKY TO ACT OPPOSITE OF, WHAT IS IT, A 362 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:02,068 A TENNIS BALL? WHAT ARE YOU ACTING AGAINST? YOU DO THE, LIKE, THE WHOLE 363 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:04,471 GUY IN THE GREEN JUMP SUIT AND THE TENNIS BALL. THAT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'S 364 00:25:04,471 --> 00:25:06,339 HUMILIATING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] USUALLY WHEN IT'S LIKE-- WE 365 00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:09,709 DID IT ALL DIFFERENT WAYS. THEY EVEN HAD THE PEOPLE DRESSED UP IN THE WHOLE 366 00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,444 COSTUME, WHICH IS TERRIFYING, TOO, WHERE THEY, YOU KNOW, PUT THEM IN A FIELD, WHICH IS 367 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:15,181 ACTUALLY TERRIFYING. IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT WOULD BE 368 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,250 BUT IT'S SCARY WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING AT-- A A LIFE-SIZED DINOSAUR. 369 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,886 Jimmy: AND PEOPLE ARE CHASING YOU THROUGH-- YEAH. 370 00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:22,389 Jimmy: YEAH, ANYONE CHASING ME THROUGH A FIELD, I WOULD BE FRIGHTENED 371 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:24,924 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER LIKE, JUST A-- A GUY 372 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:27,627 Jimmy: ANYONE YEAH, ANYONE, YEAH A CHILD. 373 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:30,497 ANYONE CHASING ME, I'D GO, "STOP CHASING ME STOP CHASING ME! 374 00:25:30,497 --> 00:25:33,867 I WOULD FREAK OUT. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: IF HE'S DRESSED AS A 375 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,535 A DINOSAUR, I'D BE LIKE, THAT'S NOT ACTING FOR ME. YEAH, THEY HAD TWO PEOPLE 376 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:40,774 DRESSED AS LIKE A, THE KIND OF A LIFE-SIZE DINOSAUR THAT WAS TERRIFYING. 377 00:25:40,774 --> 00:25:42,575 BUT WHEN IT'S A GUY, LIKE, HITTING YOU IN THE FACE WITH A A TENNIS BALL, IT'S JUST 378 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:45,779 HUMILIATING. Jimmy: YEAH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] 379 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:47,881 AND SO-- I'M HAPPY THAT YOU DID IT THOUGH. BECAUSE I THINK WE NEED MORE 380 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:51,551 GOOD, BIG FAMILY MOVIES THAT EVERYONE CAN SIT AROUND AND WATCH, AND YOU BRING YOUR KIDS 381 00:25:51,551 --> 00:25:54,454 TO, AND EVERYONE WATCHES AND ENJOYS YEAH, TO ME IT WAS LIKE, 382 00:25:54,454 --> 00:25:58,692 THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF-- WELL, FILMS, THEY'RE ALL OVER THE MAP AS FAR AS WHAT-- 383 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,460 WHO CAN CONSUME THEM WHEN, AND WHAT THEY MEAN AT DIFFERENT TIMES, AND THE SCALE OF THEM, 384 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:07,667 AND THE SIZE OF THEM, AND-- AND WHO WATCHES THEM AND FOR-- TO BE A PART OF ONES 385 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:13,540 WHERE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY CAN GO TO AND-- I MEAN THAT'S-- THOSE ARE SOME 386 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:15,842 OF MY FAVORITE AND RARE EXPERIENCES ACTUALLY Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 387 00:26:15,842 --> 00:26:17,911 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE IS ADAM DRIVER IN "65." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 388 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:50,844 [ DISTANT SCREECH [ THUNDER CLASH [ FOOTSTEP ] 389 00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:55,415 ♪ Jimmy: YEAH COME ON. 390 00:26:55,415 --> 00:26:59,786 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE I RUN IN JORDANS. Jimmy: THEN YOU RUN TO 391 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:02,622 QUEENS YEAH, I RUN TO QUEENS Jimmy: THEN YOU RUN TO 392 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:05,158 QUEENS ADAM DRIVER, "65"-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 393 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,693 - IS EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS, THIS FRIDAY. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE 394 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:10,296 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:36,289 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS, SINGER 396 00:27:36,289 --> 00:27:38,058 AND COMEDIAN WHO STARS ON THE NBC COMEDY "AMERICAN AUTO," WHICH AIRS TUESDAY NIGHTS AT 397 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:43,697 8:30 AND STREAMS THE NEXT DAY ON PEACOCK PLEASE WELCOME ANA GASTEYER. 398 00:27:44,798 --> 00:28:07,454 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 399 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:10,023 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 400 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,092 DOING. COME ON. A LITTLE FLARE, A LITTLE FLARE 401 00:28:12,092 --> 00:28:15,428 AT THE END THERE I KNOW. Jimmy: ANA, IT IS ALWAYS 402 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:18,064 GREAT TO SEE YOU YOU LOOK FANTASTIC YOU HELPED ME OUT. 403 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,467 YOU WERE ON MY SHOW "THAT'S MY JAM. YES, IT WAS SO FUN. 404 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,168 Jimmy: AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT I THINK YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THAT 405 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:25,638 SHOW YOU WERE, LIKE, ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I THOUGHT OF WHEN 406 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:27,374 WE WERE DOING THE SHOW OH, MY GOSH, THAT'S SO NICE Jimmy: YOU'RE SO GREAT AT 407 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:29,642 COMEDY AND YOU'RE SO VERY MUSICAL I TRY 408 00:28:29,642 --> 00:28:32,812 Jimmy: AND I THOUGHT-- DID YOU ENJOY YOURSELF I LOVED IT. 409 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:36,916 BECAUSE I LOVED THAT I GOT TO BE THERE "SNL" NIGHT SO, I WAS THERE WITH FRED AND 410 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:39,352 MELISSA AND, OF COURSE, MY BELOVED UNCLE DRATCH Jimmy: UNCLE DRATCH 411 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:44,724 UNCLE DRATCH. Jimmy: RACHEL DRATCH--E >> RACHEL DRATCH, YES, WHO IS MY 412 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,092 WORK HUSBAND BECAUSE WE WROTE THAT "CLUSTERFUNKE" MOVIE TOGETHER 413 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,061 Jimmy: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS WERE TOGETHER YES, SO WE CAN GET TOGETHER, 414 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:55,669 RIGHT. Jimmy: THAT WAS SO FUNNY. SO, THE WHOLE THING ABOUT 415 00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:57,937 "THAT'S MY JAM" IS I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING AND THIS IS TRUE OF THIS SHOW, 416 00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,472 TOO. YOU DELIVER A QUALITY SWAG PRODUCT. 417 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:02,008 THE JIMMY FALLON BRAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE HAVE SOME GOOD 418 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:04,744 MERCH. THE JIMMY FALLON BRAND YEAH, SO YOU-- FOR DOING 419 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:10,083 "THAT'S MY JAM," WHICH WAS SUCH A DELIGHT, AND I'M NOT LYING ABOUT THIS, THERE WAS A TOTE 420 00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:15,321 THAT YOU GAVE US THERE WAS A "THAT'S MY JAM" TOTE 421 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:21,661 FRED AND I HAVE CALLED EACH OTHER SEVERAL TIMES TO SAY, "THIS TOTE IS AMAZING. 422 00:29:21,661 --> 00:29:24,397 WE TAKE IT TO THE FARMER'S MARKET WE TAKE IT TO THE BEACH. 423 00:29:24,397 --> 00:29:26,032 Jimmy: IT'S A QUALITY TOTE BAG. FILL IT-- YOU TAKE IT ON A 424 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,834 A PLANE. IT'S A QUALITY TOTE. IT HAD A NICE-- YOU COULD PUT 425 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,536 IT OVER THE SHOULDER YOU COULD TAKE IT WHEREVER YOU WANT 426 00:29:29,536 --> 00:29:31,838 Jimmy: CARRY IT IN YOUR HAND CARRY IT IN YOUR HAND 427 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:34,574 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD-- Jimmy: CARRY IT OUT THERE 428 00:29:34,574 --> 00:29:37,310 LIKE THAT WITH WEIGHT IN IT. YEAH, SUNDRIES. Jimmy: PUT SUNDRIES IN THERE 429 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,179 AND WHATNOT. ANY KIND OF THING SO I LOVE THAT TOTE SO MUCH 430 00:29:39,179 --> 00:29:41,114 THAT I WAS GOING TO KNOCK IT OFF WHEN I GAVE MY SEASON TWO WRAP GIFT FOR "AMERICAN AUTO" 431 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,749 BECAUSE YOU GIVE A CREW GIFT I THOUGHT, WELL, JIMMY IS CLASSY AND HE GIVES CLASSY 432 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:44,951 GIFTS. SO, I'LL DO IT AND I LOOKED UP THE PRICE. 433 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:50,190 IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE. I COULDN'T DO IT [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:52,058 Jimmy: SO YOU DIDN'T GIVE ANY PRESENTS AT ALL? NO, I GAVE IT A MUCH LOWER 435 00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:55,662 GRADE TOTE [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IT'S NICE. 436 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:58,198 IT SAID "AMERICAN AUTO." IT LOOKED GOOD AND YOU COULD FARMER'S 437 00:29:58,198 --> 00:30:00,133 MARKET - YOU COULD MAYBE DO A QUICK IKEA RUN. 438 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,336 Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD TOTE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU COULD DO A QUICK IKEA 439 00:30:03,336 --> 00:30:06,172 RUN IF YOU WANTED. Jimmy: IF YOU REALLY PUSHED IT 440 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:09,442 I'M NOT SURE THE SEAMS COULD HANDLE A HOME DEPOT RUN. [ LAUGHTER ] 441 00:30:09,442 --> 00:30:11,511 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY. BUT YOURS-- YOUR-- THE "THAT'S MY JAM" BAG-- 442 00:30:11,511 --> 00:30:13,146 Jimmy: THAT WILL STICK AROUND-- THAT'S A HOME DEPOT 443 00:30:13,146 --> 00:30:16,516 PURCHASE Jimmy: THROUGH ALL OF THE YEARS AND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE 444 00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:21,521 DONE, YOUR MOVIES AND SHOWS-- YEAH. Jimmy: AND YOU HAVE TO HAVE 445 00:30:21,521 --> 00:30:24,624 SWAG FROM DIFFERENT THINGS SO MUCH SWAG. AND IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH 446 00:30:24,624 --> 00:30:26,192 BECAUSE THERE'S-- IT'S COOL BUT IT'S ALSO DEEPLY EMBARRASSING, TO BE SEEN IN 447 00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:30,530 PUBLIC ADVERTISING YOUR OWN PRODUCT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Jimmy: I DO 448 00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:33,299 TO BE MARCHING-- MY HUSBAND LEFT THE HOUSE ONE DAY HE'S NOT CONSCIOUS OF THESE 449 00:30:33,299 --> 00:30:36,903 THINGS HE LEFT ONE DAY FOR WORK AND HE WAS WEARING-- I WAS IN 450 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:44,644 "WICKED" THE BROADWAY SHOW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YES, THANK YOU 451 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:46,713 HE LEFT ONE DAY FOR WORK IN A "WICKED" SWEATSHIRT, "WICKED" BACKPACK AND "WICKED" UMBRELLA 452 00:30:46,713 --> 00:30:49,616 LIKE, A COMPLETELY - AND HE'S A BIG GUY Jimmy: LIKE, CHARLIE, PICK 453 00:30:49,616 --> 00:30:51,651 ONE, BUD PICK ONE. AND ALSO, LIKE, WOW, MAN, YOU 454 00:30:51,651 --> 00:30:58,191 REALLY LIKE BROADWAY [ LAUGHTER ] BUT DO YOU REMEMBER-- I HAVE 455 00:30:58,191 --> 00:30:59,759 SUCH A FOND MEMORY BECAUSE "SNL", AGAIN, I THINK THE GREAT TRADITION OF ALL 456 00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:03,063 LORNE MICHAEL'S SHOWS, "SNL" GIVES REALLY BEAUTIFUL SWAG. WE STILL HAVE-- BECAUSE WE 457 00:31:03,063 --> 00:31:06,499 COME FROM THE G.E. ERA SO, WE WOULD GET LIKE-- Jimmy: TVs. 458 00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:09,135 TVs AND STUFF, YEAH I MEAN, IN THE 90s Jimmy: VCRs 459 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:10,770 I HAVE SUCH A STRONG MEMORY OF YOU BECAUSE IT MUST HAVE BEEN-- IT WAS A BIG 460 00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:14,908 ANNIVERSARY. IT WAS LIKE THE 25th OR THE 35th 461 00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:19,245 I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS A BIG YEAR ANYWAY, I DON'T KNOW, SOMEBODY 462 00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:20,914 IN CHARGE OF SWAG DECIDED THAT WHAT WOULD BE A COOL THING TO HAVE IS A SMALL, BLACK 463 00:31:20,914 --> 00:31:25,852 LEATHER-- Jimmy: PILLOW PILLOW. 464 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:29,089 A THROW PILLOW AND IT SAID "SNL." Jimmy: IT WAS A SMALL 465 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:30,990 LEATHER PILLOW DO YOU REMEMBER Jimmy: IT WASN'T-- IT'S NOT 466 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,393 QUITE AN AMERICAN GIRL DOLL SIZE PILLOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:39,432 BUT IT'S LIKE A DOLL PILLOW-- DID YOU KEEP IT Jimmy: I WANT TO SAY YEAH 468 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:43,136 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK I STILL HAVE IT. I THINK I STILL HAVE IT. 469 00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:49,909 IS IT IN YOUR RV? WHERE DID YOU-- Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW 470 00:31:49,909 --> 00:31:51,878 WHERE WOULD I PUT IT I DON'T KNOW WHERE-- IT DOESN'T GO WITH ANYTHING I DO. 471 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:53,480 I GUESS IF YOU SHOT PORN OR SOMETHING IN YOUR HOUSE-- [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:57,550 THEN IT MIGHT BE - Jimmy: I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT. I MIGHT NOT HAVE IT. 473 00:31:57,550 --> 00:31:59,419 NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S YOU. YOU WOULD-- THAT'S NOT YOUR BRAND. 474 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:01,421 Jimmy: MIGHT NOT HAVE IT. WHAT I'M SAYING IS I FEEL LIKE-- I'M NOT SURE WHO THIS 475 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,056 IS DESIGNED FOR. AND THAT I'M NOT UNGRATEFUL BECAUSE I KNOW IT COST A LOT OF 476 00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:08,928 MONEY. Jimmy: NO, WE-- WE BOTH-- ON THE SECONDARY-- 477 00:32:08,928 --> 00:32:11,965 Jimmy: DO WE LEAVE HOLDING-- WEREN'T WE BOTH, LIKE-- 478 00:32:11,965 --> 00:32:13,733 I REMEMBER COMING INTO THE HALLWAY AND YOU WERE JUST CREEPING OUT OF YOUR DOOR LIKE, 479 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:17,437 "DID ANYBODY ELSE GET THIS PILLOW?" [ LAUGHTER ] 480 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:20,840 AND YOU WERE VERY-- Jimmy: WE WERE NEIGHBORS. WE WERE NEIGHBORS 481 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,544 WE WERE NEIGHBORS. Jimmy: WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WE REALLY, REALLY DID 482 00:32:24,544 --> 00:32:26,079 Jimmy: WELL, I WANT SOMETHING FROM "AMERICAN AUTO" NOW. 483 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:33,420 YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE SEASON TWO IS BACK 484 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:38,925 WE GOT KEY FOBS, WE GOT COOL KEY-- WELL, IT'S PAYNE MOTORS, RIGHT 485 00:32:38,925 --> 00:32:41,161 Jimmy: PAYNE MOTORS IS A GREAT NAME, BY THE WAY CONGRATS, BY THE WAY 486 00:32:41,161 --> 00:32:42,929 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE 100% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT'S A FRESH-- CERTIFIED FRESH 487 00:32:42,929 --> 00:32:44,431 RATING CERTIFIED FRESH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,633 Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. THANK YOU Jimmy: SEASON ONE, CERTIFIED 489 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:48,501 FRESH. CERTIFIED FRESH I AM REALLY PROUD OF IT. 490 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:50,337 I THINK IT'S REALLY FUNNY. IT'S A GREAT NBC HALF HOUR WORKPLACE COMEDY 491 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:54,507 Jimmy: WHO RUNS THAT SHOW JUSTIN SPITZER. HE CREATED "SUPERSTORE." 492 00:32:54,507 --> 00:33:00,347 AND HE WROTE ON "THE OFFICE" FOR TEN YEARS. I MEAN, HE UNDERSTANDS, LIKE, 493 00:33:00,347 --> 00:33:01,848 THE DNA. AND IT IS A FAMOUS-- YOU KNOW, FICTITIOUS AUTOMOTIVE 494 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:08,822 MANUFACTURING COMPANY. AND I COME IN AS THE NEW FEMALE CEO, KATHERINE HASTINGS. 495 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:11,891 AND I DON'T DRIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I COME FROM BIG PHARMA, SO 496 00:33:11,891 --> 00:33:18,431 SOME GRAY AREAS THERE, MORALLY Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY. 497 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:20,734 AND YEAH. IT'S A GREAT ENSEMBLE COMEDY I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 498 00:33:20,734 --> 00:33:22,268 Jimmy: I ALSO LOVE THAT YOU GET TO DO SOME PHYSICAL COMEDY, TOO. 499 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:26,206 I GUESS I DO GET TO DO SOME PHYSICAL COMEDY. I DON'T REALLY THINK OF IT THAT 500 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:28,608 WAY. BUT WE-- WE'RE IN CRISIS A LOT OVER THERE AT PAYNE MOTORS 501 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:32,779 SO, OUR STOCK PRICE IS REALLY IN THE TOILET. SO, WE'RE REALLY WORKING ON 502 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:34,848 GETTING OUR WAY BACK Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 503 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,650 HERE'S ANA GASTEYER IN "AMERICAN AUTO." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 504 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,854 IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. 505 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,991 OKAY WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. 506 00:33:44,991 --> 00:33:49,362 I MEAN, I TELL YOU GUYS IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY AND, YOU KNOW WHY? 507 00:33:49,362 --> 00:33:52,665 BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOSE? NO, I TELL YOU IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY SO THAT YOU ALL DON'T 508 00:33:52,665 --> 00:33:57,671 PANIC, OKAY? I MEAN, OUTSIDE, I'M LIKE, "HEY, GUYS, EVERYTHING IS GOING 509 00:33:57,671 --> 00:34:00,040 TO BE JUST FINE. BRIGHTER DAYS TOMORROW CHEER UP, OKAY." 510 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,709 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING INSIDE? WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I 511 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:08,848 AM THINKING INSIDE YEAH, YEAH. [ BLEEP ] 512 00:34:08,848 --> 00:34:15,488 [ BLEEP [ BLEEP WE'RE ALL [ BLEEP 513 00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:19,426 ALL OF US ARE [ BLEEP ALL RIGHT! Jimmy: COME ON! 514 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:24,364 THAT IS-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S STANDING OVER A CLIFF 515 00:34:24,364 --> 00:34:26,666 OH, COME ON Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 516 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,369 THAT'S FANTASTIC I TRY Jimmy: YES, OH, MY GOSH 517 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:33,973 WE LOVE YOU. ANA GASTEYER, EVERYBODY. "AMERICAN AUTO"-- 518 00:34:33,973 --> 00:34:37,077 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE IS ON NBC. WHAT? 519 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:40,747 LOOK AT THIS TOTE! LOOK AT THIS TOTE! Jimmy: "AMERICAN AUTO" AIRS 520 00:34:40,747 --> 00:34:43,416 TUESDAYS AT 8:30 ON NBC. LOOK AT THE SEAMS Jimmy: STREAMS ON THE NEXT 521 00:34:43,416 --> 00:35:13,380 DAY ON PEACOCK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK. 522 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,782 Jimmy: PERFORMING "TAIL LIGHTS" FEATURING MORRAY, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "BEN," GIVE IT 523 00:35:15,782 --> 00:35:16,850 LIGHTS" FEATURING MORRAY, FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, "BEN," GIVE IT UP FOR MACKLEMORE! 524 00:35:21,621 --> 00:35:25,625 ♪ ♪ I SEE A FORK IN THE ROA 525 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:40,940 I DON'T KNOW WHA PATH I'M TAKIN BUT MY COMPASS IS BROKE ♪ 526 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:43,076 ♪ AND I DON'T KNO IF I'MA MAKE I YEAH YEA 527 00:35:43,076 --> 00:35:46,713 TOLD A LOT OF LIES ♪ ♪ PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE TRIED TO DRIVE AWA 528 00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:51,084 BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING UP ♪ ♪ ALWAYS STAY AND FIGHT 529 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:58,625 FOR ME I BEEN DRIVING THIS ROAD I BEEN DRIVING THIS ROAD ♪ 530 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:02,128 ♪ UH HUH FORK IN THE MIDDLE GOT TWO CHOICES TO G GIVE THE KIDS A KISS 531 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:06,166 FOR ME IF I DON'T ♪ ♪ MAKE IT HOM WHEN I WAS GROWING U 532 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:09,235 WE DIDN'T HAVE A DIAGNOSIS WE JUST KEPT TAKING MORE ♪ ♪ TO GET THE SEROTONI 533 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:14,908 GOT OLDER AND ALL OF MY HOMIES OVERDOSING AND THERAPY ♪ 534 00:36:14,908 --> 00:36:16,676 ♪ WASN'T AN OPTION TO PROCESS OUR EMOTIONS MAMA ALWAYS SAID 535 00:36:16,676 --> 00:36:18,745 WHAT YOU AFRAID OF BOY ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING'S GOOD YOU GOT ANGELS BOY 536 00:36:18,745 --> 00:36:22,682 CLOSED MOUTHS GO HUNGR BETTER RAISE YOUR VOICE ♪ ♪ GOD-SIZED HOL 537 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:30,323 NO REPLACING THE VOI WE CREATE OUT OF CHAOS MUSIC IS A SEANCE ♪ 538 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,625 ♪ THE LAND THAT OUR ANCESTORS' GRAVE'S O MY FAVORITE ARTISTS AR 539 00:36:32,625 --> 00:36:35,128 MY TWO LITTLE GIRLS ♪ ♪ I SEE FREEDOM FIRSTHAND IN WHAT THEY MAK 540 00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:38,098 WITH THEIR CRAYONS LIGHT IT WAS ♪ ♪ ALWAYS ON GLO 541 00:36:38,098 --> 00:36:40,500 AND WHEN I WAS LOS I WAS ON THE RIGHT ROA TAIL LIGHTS AHEAD ♪ 542 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,069 ♪ AS I DRIVE SLOW JUST A RIGHT TUR THEN I FIND MY WAY HOM 543 00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:52,512 I SEE A FORK IN THE ROAD ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT PATH I'M TAKIN 544 00:36:52,512 --> 00:37:01,921 BUT MY COMPASS IS BROK AND I DON'T KNOW IF ♪ ♪ I'M GOING TO MAKE I 545 00:37:01,921 --> 00:37:11,531 YEAH YEA TOLD A LOT OF LIES PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE ♪ 546 00:37:11,531 --> 00:37:13,633 ♪ TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING U 547 00:37:13,633 --> 00:37:19,072 ALWAYS STAY AND ♪ ♪ FIGHT FOR M I'LL FOLLOW YOUR 548 00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:25,745 TAIL LIGHT TO WHEREVER THEY MAY LEAD ♪ ♪ I'LL FOLLOW YOU 549 00:37:25,745 --> 00:37:34,821 TAIL LIGHT I'LL TRY AND MATCH YOUR SPEED ♪ 550 00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:41,494 ♪ VIRGIL SAID THAT WHEN YOU MAKE IT TO THE PENTHOUSE IT'S YOUR DUTY TO SEND 551 00:37:41,494 --> 00:37:44,130 THE ELEVATOR BACK DOWN ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE ALONG THE HIGHWAY I GOT LOST 552 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:47,300 AND I REALIZED THAT GO WAS AHEAD OF ME ALL ALONG ♪ ♪ MY MIND ON MY BUSINES 553 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,703 GRIND MY ONLY MISSIO MOST HIGH THE MESSENGE WASN'T QUIET ENOUGH ♪ 554 00:37:49,703 --> 00:37:52,105 ♪ TO LISTEN MY TIME WAS OCCUPIED WHEN EVEN DINING 555 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:54,407 WITH MY CHILDREN ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE ME MYSELF AND I AND I LOST SIGHT 556 00:37:54,407 --> 00:38:02,582 OF THE VISIO ON BORROWED TIME ♪ ♪ LIVING IN EXTRA INNINGS 557 00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:05,318 INDUSTRY SURVIVES I' GLORIFYING THE MILLION THE PLAYLISTS AND THE ♪ 558 00:38:05,318 --> 00:38:08,021 ♪ STREAMS ALBUM BUNDLES AND TEES BUT THEY CANNO 559 00:38:08,021 --> 00:38:10,123 MANUFACTURE WHAT RESIDES ♪ ♪ IN THE SPIRIT THE PHANTOM AIN'T ENOUGH 560 00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:12,525 IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER AL OF THE COUNTLESS RIDES ♪ ♪ IN THE CIVI 561 00:38:12,525 --> 00:38:15,161 THE MOMENTS OF FAILURE THAT PROCEEDED THI NOT GIVING A DAMN ABOUT ♪ 562 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:17,797 ♪ OTHER PEOPLE'S PERCEPTION THAT'S WHAT FREEDOM IS AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO 563 00:38:17,797 --> 00:38:20,066 TEACH MY KIDS ♪ ♪ ANY MOMEN PEACE IS AVAILABLE 564 00:38:20,066 --> 00:38:22,168 YOU JUST GOTTA REMEMBE TO BREATHE IT IN ♪ ♪ AND FINALLY I CAN 565 00:38:22,168 --> 00:38:24,337 BREATHE AGAI ANYWAY MAN I'M GOING TO ROLL THE DICE ♪ 566 00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:26,740 ♪ GOT THE WHEEL REGARDLESS OF WHER I GO IN LIFE 567 00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:30,243 I KNOW TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT WAS ALWAYS ON GLOW AND WHEN I WAS LOS 568 00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:33,046 I WAS ON THE RIGHT ROA TAIL LIGHTS AHEAD AS ♪ ♪ I DRIVE SLO 569 00:38:33,046 --> 00:38:39,319 JUST A RIGHT TURN THEN I FIND MY WAY HOME I SEE A FORK IN THE ROAD ♪ 570 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:48,061 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT PATH I'M TAKIN BUT MY COMPASS IS BROK 571 00:38:48,061 --> 00:38:54,834 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ♪ ♪ GOING TO MAKE I YEAH YEA 572 00:38:54,834 --> 00:39:00,840 TOLD A LOT OF LIES PUSHED THE LOVE ASIDE ♪ ♪ TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY 573 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,576 BUT MY HANDS ARE TIE NEVER GIVING UP ALWAYS STAY AND FIGHT FOR ME ♪ 574 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:15,722 ♪ I'LL FOLLOW YOU TAIL LIGHT TO WHEREVER THEY MAY LEA 575 00:39:15,722 --> 00:39:20,760 I'LL FOLLOW YOUR ♪ ♪ TAIL LIGHTS I'LL TRY AND 576 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:34,074 MATCH YOUR SPEED ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 577 00:39:34,074 --> 00:39:38,812 Jimmy: MACKLEMORE MORRAY TICKETS TO MACKLEMORE'S TOUR 578 00:39:38,812 --> 00:39:43,917 ARE ON SALE, THIS FRIDAY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 579 00:39:43,917 --> 00:40:09,809 ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ADAM DRIVER, ANA GASTEYER, 580 00:40:09,809 --> 00:40:12,212 MACKLEMORE, MORRAY, AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 581 00:40:12,212 --> 00:40:14,848 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 582 00:40:14,848 --> 00:40:14,848 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE