Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KERRY WASHINGTON
JENNA LYONS, MUSICAL GUEST, ST. VINCENT AND THE ROOTS.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1810
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. RIGHT BACK AT YOU ALL. PLEASE, WELCOME.
ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, THE WHITE HOUSE
JUST BACKED A BIPARTISAN SENATE BILL THAT WOULD GIVE PRESIDENT BIDEN THE POWER TO BAN TIKTOK.
[ SCATTERED CHEERS ] OR AS THEY'RE CALLING IT ON TIKTOK, THE "TRYING TO LOSE THE
ELECTION CHALLENGE." [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULDN'T WORRY JUST YET.
AS OF NOW, BIDEN THINKS TIKTOK IS THE CLOCK ON "60 MINUTES. SO, IT'S -
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, TO MAKE IT UP, BIDEN PROMISED US THAT HE'D
GIVE EVERYBODY 100 FREE HOURS OF AOL [ LAUGHTER ]
SO THAT'S GOOD [ RIM SHOT ] YEAH, OFFICIALS THINK CHINA IS
USING TIKTOK TO SPY ON US. AND CHINA WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WELL, WE HAD A BACKUP IDEA, BUT
YOU SHOT IT DOWN SO - [ LAUGHTER ]
- HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO-- HOW ARE WE - THAT'S RIGHT
THERE'S A NEW SENATE BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW BIDEN TO BAN TIKTOK
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A VERY CONTROVERSIAL BILL, AND A LOT OF POLITICIANS ARE SPEAKING OUT
ABOUT IT FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "WE HAVE
TO ACT NOW TIKTOK IS A DANGEROUS PLATFORM, FULL OF PROPAGANDA AND
BALD-FACED LIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SENATOR RICK SCOTT SAID,
"DID SOMEONE SAY 'BALD-FACE? SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME
ANYWAY, THIS TIKTOK DISCOURSE IS GETTING OLD, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SENATOR CHUCK GRASSLEY SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'OLD MAN?' [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME MY HEARING IS A LITTLE FUZZY."
THEN SENATOR RAND PAUL SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'A LITTLE FUZZY?
[ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK USING TIKTOK IS TOO BRIGHT."
THEN SENATOR ROGER MARSHALL SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'TOO BRIGHT?'
[ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, WHEN IT COMES TO TIKTOK, I THINK CHINA NEEDS TO
PAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID, "DID
SOMEBODY SAY, 'TOUPEE? [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I AGREE-- THE ROAD
AHEAD WILL BE ROUGH AND BUMPY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL
SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'ROUGH AND BUMPY? ANYWAY, WE CAN'T AFFORD AN
INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT WE'RE ALREADY IN THE RED." AND FINALLY, SENATOR
JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "NICE, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE." [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S-- EVERYONE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE GOT THEIR BOX CHECKED
YEAH WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS
TUCKER CARLSON IS BEING CRITICIZED BY BOTH PARTIES FOR SAYING THAT JANUARY 6th WAS
"MOSTLY PEACEFUL." THAT'S LIKE IF YOUR MAIN TAKE AWAY FROM WOODSTOCK '99 WAS
THAT LIMP BIZKIT PLAYED "NOOKIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING CARLSON ALSO SAID THAT MOST OF THE RIOTERS WERE SIGHTSEERS.
BUT USUALLY WHEN SIGHTSEERS GO TO A MUSEUM, THEY DON'T TRY TO TAKE A PICASSO HOME WITH THEM.
I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, NEW LEGAL DOCUMENTS
REVEAL THAT RIGHT BEFORE JANUARY 6th, TUCKER CARLSON TEXTED A COWORKER ABOUT TRUMP
AND SAID, "I HATE HIM PASSIONATELY." TO BE FAIR, I FEEL LIKE EVERY
FRIEND GROUP HAS A SECOND GROUP TEXT FOR THAT ONE PERSON THEY SECRETLY HATE.
[ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT WAS JIMMY TALKING ABOUT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LISTEN TO THIS, WE ALL KNEW THAT KIM JONG-UN HAD A A DAUGHTER, BUT SOUTH KOREAN
INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS SAID NOW THAT THEY BELIEVE KIM JONG-UN HAS THREE KIDS
YEAH, HE HAS THREE KIDS. ERIC, IVANKA, AND JONG JR. [ LAUGHTER ]
HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. WITH THE HUGE BOX OFFICE SUCCESS OF "TOP GUN: MAVERICK,"
"AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER," "COCAINE BEAR," AND "CREED III," INSIDERS BELIEVE THAT
MOVIES ARE OFFICIALLY BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: YEAH
Jimmy: YES. AND YOU CAN TELL NETFLIX MAY BE A LITTLE JEALOUS BASED ON SOME
OF THE NOTIFICATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN POPPING UP LATELY NOTIFICATIONS LIKE, "SO, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN I SAW THIS ONE.
IT SAYS AND-- "I GUESS 'EMILY IN PARIS' DOESN'T DO IT FOR YA ANYMORE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO SEEING TWO OF
YOUR EXES AND AN OLD ROOMMATE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "WHO.
THE HELL IS AMC?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
THEY'RE DEFINITELY UPSET Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THEY ARE UPSET
SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, NBC HAS ORDERED A CAR MAKEOVER REALITY SHOW BASED ON MATTEL'S
HOT WHEELS TOYS. YEP, A HOT WHEELS MAKEOVER SHOW
PEOPLE WILL SAY, "WHOA, LOOK AT THE COOL FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF THAT TESLA
WAIT, THOSE ARE REAL [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, YOU OKAY?
SPEAKING OF TESLA, THE U.S. IS INVESTIGATING TESLA OVER REPORTS OF STEERING WHEELS
FALLING OFF WHILE THE CARS ARE BEING DRIVEN [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE A CAR DRIVERLESS [ LAUGHTER ]
TAKE THE STEERING WHEEL OFF. WELL, GET THIS, A VIRAL TIKTOK REVEALED THAT CHUCK E. CHEESE
STILL USES FLOPPY DISKS FOR ITS ANIMATRONIC BAND [ AUDIENCE GROANS
YEAH WELL, ANYWAY, TO PROVE THAT THEY'RE STILL COOL AND MODERN,
CHUCK E. CHEESE UPDATED SOME OF THE BAND'S MUSIC, AND IT'S A
A LITTLE SURPRISING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
DADDY'S GETTING HOT ♪
♪ AT THE BODY SHO DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY ♪ Jimmy: I JUST THOUGHT THAT
WAS-- YEAH, THAT WAS INTERESTING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I DON'T KNOW DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE JUST GOT
SICK ON A PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP MEANWHILE, CARNIVAL WAS LIKE, "300
THAT IS SO LAST YEAR." [ LAUGHTER ] SOURCE OF THE OUTBREAK HASN'T
BEEN CONFIRMED, BUT WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, THE SUSHI BUFFET GREW LEGS AND MOONWALKED OUT OF
THE ROOM [ LAUGHTER ] ♪
HEY, I SAW A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID THE TOP REASONS GUESTS WOULD LEAVE A HOTEL ROOM THEY
ALREADY PAID FOR ARE, BED BUGS, A BAD SMELL, AND FINDING A A CAMERA
[ AUDIENCE GROANS MOTEL 6 HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, 3-FOR-3.
WE GOT HOTEL BINGO, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU GUYS
NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU START TYPING SOMETHING ON GOOGLE, IT AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO COMPLETE
THE SEARCH FOR YOU YEAH, WELL, IT AUTOFILLS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
BUT SOMETIMES THEIR SUGGESTIONS ARE A LITTLE OFF I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN
IT'S TIME FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT
♪ GOOGLE AUTOFAIL YEAH ♪
Jimmy: HERE'S AN EXAMPLE THAT I TYPED IN. I SAID, "WHICH COUNTRY SHOULD
I" - THESE THREE THINGS POP UP. "VISIT FOR SPRING BREAK?
"CHECK OUT IN EUROPE?" "MOVE TO AFTER THE U.S. BANS TIKTOK?"
Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU SEE.
THESE ARE AUTOFILLS. Steve: THEY'RE THE FAILS. Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I
TYPED IN IT SAID, "WHY DID TUCKER CARLSON"--
IT SAID, "GET HIS OWN SHOW?" "GET THE JANUARY 6th TAPES?" "DESCRIBE 'CREED III' AS
'MOSTLY PEACEFUL?' [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "ARE THE
CONTESTANTS ON 'THE MASKED SINGER'" - AND IT SAID, "REALLY SINGING?"
"GETTING PAID? "VOLUNTEERS OR PRISONERS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "CAN H&R BLOCK" - IT SAID, "DO MY TAXES?
"ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?" "TAKE A SHOEBOX FULL OF LOOSE DOCUMENTS AND MAKE SURE I DON'T
GO TO PRISON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "LOOK AT THIS.
HELP ME. AND FINALLY, I TYPED IN, "I FEEL OUT OF CONTROL WHEN"--
IT SAID, "I PARTY TOO MUCH." "I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK. "THE STEERING WHEEL ON MY TESLA
FALLS OFF. THAT'S IT FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
GUYS, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ YEAH
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING WOMEN IN MY LIFE, FROM MY WIFE, NANCY, AND
MY DAUGHTERS, WINNIE AND FRANNY, TO ALL THE INCREDIBLE WOMEN WHO WORK HERE ON OUR
STAFF AND CREW YOU ARE THE BEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE WOULDN'T BE A "TONIGHT SHOW" WITHOUT YOU AND ALL OF YOUR TALENT AND HARD WORK.
SO, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "UNPRISONED," WITH ALL EPISODES
STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. KERRY WASHINGTON IS HERE, TONIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: COME ON! COME ON!
Jimmy: SHE'S OUR PAL. SHE IS A LEGENDARY FASHION DESIGNER AND A NEW CAST MEMBER
ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY," JENNA LYONS IS JOINING US, TONIGHT.
Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC-- SHE'S PLAYING THIS "LOVE ROCKS NYC" TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE
BEACON THEATRE WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ST. VINCENT AND THE ROOTS,
EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YEAH
STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME AMAZING KID INVENTORS.
I LOVE KID INVENTORS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
HEY, BECCA-- YES
Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM BOSTON, RIGHT? YES
EVERYBODY. IF YOU LOVE SEEING NEW INVENTIONS, AND YOU LOVE
BRILLIANT KIDS, THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT IS TIME FOR
"FALLONVENTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Steve: WELCOME TO FALLONVENTIONS JIMMY FALLON'S NIGHT OF
INVENTIONS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: NOW, I LOVE INVENTIONS, AND I'M OKAY WITH KIDS
SO, WE FOUND SOME OF THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST KIDS OUT THERE, AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE
AMAZED AT WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH SO, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST
INVENTOR COME ON OVER, BECCA. HEY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ NICE TO SEE YOU.
YEAH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THOSE TOO? BECCA, HOW OLD ARE YOU
I'M NINE AND I'M FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. Jimmy: HEY!
FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE
IS THIS YOUR INVENTION WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION THIS IS MY INVENTION, AND I
CALL IT "THE MIGHTY SUCTION HOLDERS. Jimmy: "THE MIGHTY SUCTION
HOLDERS. OKAY AND, NOW, WHAT DOES IT DO?
MY YOUNGER BROTHER USED TO STAND UP ON THE CHAIRS, AND TIP THE CHAIRS SO THAT HE WOULD
FALL OVER AND GET HURT AND IN CHURCH, WE'RE LEARNING THAT GOD WANTS US TO USE OUR
TALENTS TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE, SO I MADE THIS INVENTION TO HELP YOUNGER KIDS FROM FALLING
OVER IN THEIR CHAIRS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WE HAVE A CHAIR RIGHT HERE, SO WE CAN SEE HOW THIS INVENTION WORKS.
CAN I HELP YOU WITH THIS SO, THIS IS THE CHAIR HERE SO, YOUR BROTHER WOULD STAND ON
THIS AND FALL OVER YEAH, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. LET'S FIX THIS ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
ROOTS, CAN I GET SOME SUCTION CUP LEG MUSIC? [ LAUGHTER ]
IS THERE A THEME FOR-- ALL RIGHT. ♪
AM I DOING IT RIGHT? BECCA, THANK YOU THAT'S CORRECT
THAT'S IT, RIGHT GOOD DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?
ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET ME TRY IT OUT.
[ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THAT IS A GREAT INVENTION. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT IS A REALLY GOOD
INVENTION. OH, BECCA, DO YOU WANT TO SEE AN INVENTION I MADE?
YES Jimmy: OKAY COOL
I HAVE AN INVENTION. THIS IS COOL I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE
THIS THIS IS CALLED-- THIS IS-- YOU EVER HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH YOUR BUDDY AT SCHOOL, AND YOU WISH YOU HAD MORE PRIVACY? YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, NOW YOU CAN TOTALLY GET ALL THE PRIVACY YOU WANT
THEY'RE CALLED "PRIVATE CHAT HELMETS," OKAY AND THEY LET YOU HAVE A TOTALLY
PRIVATE CONVERSATION WHEREVER YOU ARE, RIGHT CHECK THIS OUT
IT'S VERY EASY TO PUT ON DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON HEY, BECCA -
YES Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM BOSTON, RIGHT?
YES Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO ORDER AT DUNKIN'
[ LAUGHTER ] MY PARENTS WOULD PREFER STARBUCKS.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR NEXT INVENTOR
LIANA. LIANA, COME ON OVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
GOSH MAN, OH, MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER BROTHER
IS DOING ON THESE CHAIRS [ LAUGHTER ] LIANA.
HI. Jimmy: HI, WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
WHERE ARE YOU FROM FAIRFIELD, CONNECTICUT. Jimmy: FAIRFIELD,
CONNECTICUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE-- WHAT IS YOUR
INVENTION? "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY." Jimmy: WHAT IS IT CALLED?
"THE ZERO-MESS TRAY." Jimmy: "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY. OH, MAYBE I'LL BRING THAT CHAIR
BACK IN. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT "THE ZERO MESS TRAY.
CAN I TRY IT ON? I THINK I KNOW - YEAH.
Jimmy: ZERO-MESS-- SO, I'M-- IS IT FOR EATING OR JUST FOR--
IT'S TO PREVENT MESSES ON THE GO Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE ON THE GO,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN IT MIGHT GET MESSY. YEAH.
Jimmy: AND YOU THROW THIS ON AND THIS ROLLS IN.
THIS ALL FITS IN TOGETHER? HM-MM Jimmy: OKAY, COOL
WHAT CAN I HAVE HERE THAT'S MESSY? THANK YOU SO MUCH.
SO, I EAT THIS MESS. SOMEONE GIVES ME A TACO AND I'M LIKE, "DUDE, LET'S GO.
WHAT'S UP? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ]
I LIKE THIS. PUSH IT IN THERE UH-HUH.
Jimmy: TAKE IT OFF? TAKE IT OFF Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT. THERE'S YOUR MESS, RIGHT THERE LOOK AT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS GOOD LIANA, LET ME SHOW YOU AN
INVENTION I HAD HERE THIS IS PERFECT FOR "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY."
OH, YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT, RIGHT? SO, YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT,
RIGHT? OH, HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S HOW I PUT MY TIES ON-- ALL VELCRO SO, I'M HANGING OUT, RIGHT
WE'RE HANGING OUT, WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. I'M EATING TACOS, YOU'RE
HANGING OUT. I GO, "YOU GOT ANY HOT SAUCE?" UH, NO.
Jimmy: YOU DON'T. NO PROBLEM I'VE GOT IT HANDLED.
YOU TAKE NORMAL-- IT LOOKS NORMAL, THIS TIE, RIGHT? CHECK OUT THIS
YOU FLIP THIS SWITCH HERE. LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU PUT THAT THERE YOU CLOSE THIS NOZZLE HERE, AND THEN YOU HAVE ALL THE HOT SAUCE
YOU WANT AND MAKE ALL THE MESS. YOU LIKE IT?
YEAH, I LOVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU FOR COMING ON, LIANA I APPRECIATE IT. THIS IS FANTASTIC.
AND NOT A MESS ON ME THIS IS AMAZING. THANK YOU.
BE CAREFUL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S MEET OUR LAST INVENTOR
COME ON OVER, REMI COME ON OVER HERE. ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: REMI, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M TEN YEARS OLD, AND I'M
FROM TORRANCE, CALIFORNIA. Jimmy: HEY, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M SO HAPPY AND WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION HERE, REMI
WELL, I INVENTED "RUBBIE BLINDS." Jimmy: WHAT IS IT
"RUBBIE BLINDS. Jimmy: "RUBBIE BLINDS." OKAY, WHAT IS "RUBBIE BLINDS"?
UH, WELL, SO, I HAVE A CAT AND IT ALWAYS BREAKS OUR BLINDS
SO, THE WAY IT WORKS IS LIKE-- SO, LET'S SAY THE CAT'S INSIDE, AND IT WANTS TO COME OUT
IF IT BENDS THE BLINDS, THEN COMES OUT. Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE NO
WINDOWS IN THE GLASS, YOU JUST - YEAH, EXACTLY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU LIKE FRESH AIR IN THE HOUSE.
BUT YOU ALSO WANT YOUR PRIVACY SO, YOU LEAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN, YOU GET "RUBBIE BLINDS."
DON'T LOOK IN HERE AND THEN YOUR CAT SNEAKS IN AND OUT OF THAT ONE UP THERE
YES Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN YOU CAN JUST FIX IT
BY BENDING THEM BACK Jimmy: WHAT'S THE CAT'S NAME
MY CAT OR THIS CAT? Jimmy: HMM, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION
I'M GOING TO SAY THIS CAT. THIS IS MIDNIGHT JR Jimmy: AND MIDNIGHT JR.
COMES IN THROUGH THIS THING, AND HE GETS STUCK IN THE BLINDS LIKE THAT.
AND YOU GO, "NO, MIDNIGHT JR." HE'S A BAD-- "MIDNIGHT JR., NO COMING INTO THE HOUSE.
YOU HAVE TO STAY OUT TONIGHT." AND HE GOES OUT. AND THIS IS BASED ON YOUR REAL
CAT. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR REAL
CAT'S NAME MIDNIGHT. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S A GREAT -
I LIKE "RUBBIE BLINDS. GUYS, CAN WE GET ALL THE KID INVENTORS OUT HERE
THIS IS FANTASTIC. HERE'S MIDNIGHT JR WE, HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
LOVE SUPPORTING SMART, TALENTED KIDS LIKE YOU. WE WANT TO HELP YOU KEEP
EXPLORING, AND CREATING, AND CHANGING THE WORLD SO WE'RE GIVING EACH OF YOU
$5,000 TO HELP FURTHER YOUR EDUCATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BECCA, THAT'S A GIANT-- THANK YOU Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
LIANA THAT'S FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE YOU GO, REMI.
THAT'S FOR YOU AND MIDNIGHT JR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THANKS TO BECCA, LIANA, AND REMI STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH KERRY WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY. THAT WAS GREAT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ MUMBLING ]
OH [ MUMBLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS IN THE NEW SERIES,
"UNPRISONED," WITH ALL EPISODES STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON HULU.
PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, KERRY WASHINGTON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ ♪ Jimmy: COME ON.
THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. HI. HI
Jimmy: STUNNER. STUNNER AS ALWAYS. WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU THANK YOU, GUYS. Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE
YOU. IT'S SO GOOD TO BE SEEN AND TO SEE YOU
Jimmy: AND TO SEE YOU AS WELL AND ALWAYS LOOKING GORGEOUS.
BUT LOOK AT YOU, LOOKING GORGEOUS-- OH, MY.
Jimmy:-- ON THE COVER OF "MARIE CLAIRE" MAGAZINE RIGHT THERE.
OH, MY GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OOH LA LA, COVER
GIRL [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO
THAT A LOT OF ADDITIONS Jimmy: YEAH
NO, I LOVE THIS. HAIR AND MAKEUP AND-- Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAD--
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAD A BIG WEEKEND. I DID
Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT HONORED AT THE AMERICAN BLACK FILM-- FESTIVAL HONORS
YES [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: THIS IS FOR--
THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY KIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS BIG.
YEAH. Jimmy: EXCELLENCE IN THE ARTS AWARD
YES Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN. EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR
RED CARPET LOOK. AND IT'S VERY-- [ CHEERS ]
I KNOW STUNNING THANK YOU
SO, THIS DRESS WAS REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THIS IS AN ARCHIVAL DRESS
IT WAS A DRESS WORN BY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN 1996. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, HOW-- IT'S CRAZY. Jimmy: BUT HOW DO YOU EVEN
THINK OF THAT UP WHO THINKS OF THAT-- THE DESIGNER, MARC BOUWER,
HAD IT IN HIS ARCHIVES AND IT HAD NOT BEEN WORN AND IN CONVERSATIONS, MY
STYLIST-- MY AMAZING STYLIST, LAW-- Jimmy: YEAH
HE WAS TALKING TO THE DESIGNER AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S SUCH
AN INCREDIBLE DRESS. IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT MOMENT. AND SO, YOU'RE GOING TO TALK
ABOUT BLACK EXCELLENCE, THAT'S WHITNEY HOUSTON. SO, THAT WAS THE MOMENT TO
HONOR HER. Jimmy: THAT IS-- YOU, KIND OF, HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK
YEAH, YEAH EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TO HONOR HER. YES. Jimmy: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE
WEARING IT I FELT LIKE A DIVA. Jimmy: YEAH
YES Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF WHITNEY PERFORMING IN THIS
DRESS. HERE, LOOK AT THAT I KNOW, RIGHT
ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE? Jimmy: I MEAN, IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE
YOU POSTED A VERY FUN VIDEO ABOUT WEARING THE DRESS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM.
I DID Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY BECAUSE I LOVED IT
OH, GOSH. Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT'S COOLER THAN WEARING WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DRESS? ♪ NOTHING
NOTHIN NOTHING ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: COME ON. I LOVE YOU COME ON.
THAT'S THE BEST. NOTHING. GOT TO GET THE SHAKE.
THE WHITNEY. Jimmy: THE SHAKE, YEAH. TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S
DAY. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY.
Jimmy: AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU THANK YOU. DO YOU KNOW IN, LIKE, MORE THAN
20 COUNTRIES, IT'S AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOLIDAY-- A PUBLIC HOLIDAY WHERE PEOPLE GET THE
DAY OFF? Jimmy: OOH, LET'S-- I'VE BEEN WHISPERING THAT TO
ALL THE WOMEN ON YOUR STAFF. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EVERYONE-- EVERYONE
IS WALKING OUT NOW EVERYONE IN THAT PICTURE. Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
EXACTLY, EVERYBODY HAS THE DAY OFF. "NO, PLEASE COME BACK.
PLEASE I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU.
THEY'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. Jimmy: YEAH YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE
THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR MEMOIR YES
Jimmy: AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE-- OKAY.
Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE AND HOW FAR ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET THE INSPIRATION TO--
I GUESS WHEN "SCANDAL" WAS ENDING, IT WAS REALLY A-- KIND OF A TURNING POINT IN MY LIFE.
IT WAS SORT OF THE END OF AN ERA. AND I SPENT SOME TIME LEARNING
MORE ABOUT MYSELF. AND IT JUST MADE ME WANT TO SHARE SOME OF WHAT I WAS
LEARNING Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "THICKER THAN WATER" IS THE TITLE
YES YES. Jimmy: WHAT-- WHAT IS
THE-- WHAT'S THE BACKGROUND IT'S A LOT ABOUT FAMILY, AND--
Jimmy: IT IS? YEAH. AND WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO ME.
AND YEAH Jimmy: AND DO YOU-- DO YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR
CAREER, BECAUSE I MEAN, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU BUT I WANT TO KNOW MORE.
WELL, YOU'LL GET IT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY THE BOOK. Jimmy: YEAH
ALL RIGHT. I WILL, I WILL I WILL TOTALLY DO IT
NO SPOILERS Jimmy: AND NO SPOILERS HERE, NO
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT FAMILY IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
EVEN WITH THE SHOW,"UNPRISONED," LIKE, I'M REALLY-- I THINK I'M VERY
INTERESTED IN HOW WE FIND FAMILY AND CREATE FAMILY AND WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO US.
AND SO, THAT'S A LOT OF WHAT MY WORK IS CENTERING AROUND THESE DAYS
Jimmy: I LIKE "UNPRISONED" BECAUSE IT'S A DRAMA-- IT'S A A FAMILY DRAMA, BUT IT'S FUNNY
IT'S A DRAMEDY FOR SURE Jimmy: YES, IT'S A DRAMEDY. YES, YES, YES
Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD WORD FOR IT AND I-- I MEAN, I MOSTLY DO
A LOT OF DRAMA, BUT YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE OUTSIDE OF MY HONEYMOON WAS MY
WEEK ON "SNL." Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTIC YEAH
I LOVE DOING COMEDY Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT AT BEING FUNNY.
THANK YOU, COMING FROM YOU. Jimmy: NO SO, I REALLY LOVE THIS SHOW
BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT, KIND OF, MEANINGFUL, HEARTFELT MOMENTS, BUT IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY AS
WELL Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT?
SURE. I BETTER BE ABLE TO. Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IT'S ABOUT A DAD. THE DAD IS REALLY THE CENTER OF
THE SHOW IT'S ABOUT A DAD AND A DAUGHTER AND A GRANDSON
NOW, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NEITHER A FATHER NOR A GRANDSON, SO I'M THE DAUGHTER
Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE AND-- AND MY DAD HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF PRISON MY WHOLE
LIFE AND THE SHOW REALLY IS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE IS
RELEASED FROM PRISON SO, IT'S ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
A FORMERLY INCARCERATED PERSON AND ALSO WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A FORMERLY INCARCERATED PERSON
WHO'S REENTERING SOCIETY Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
80 MILLION AMERICANS LIVING WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS. SO, THIS SHOW IS REALLY ABOUT
SO MANY OF US BECAUSE EITHER WE HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD OR MANY OF US LOVE SOMEBODY WHO HAS
A CRIMINAL RECORD-- Jimmy: LOVE SOMEBODY. AND THAT IMPACTS OUR LIVES
IN VERY DEEP WAYS. BUT ALSO, REALLY, THERE ARE VERY FUNNY MOMENTS
Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW DO YOU COME BACK INTO SOCIETY AND--
YES Jimmy:-- HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH FAMILY AND ALL THAT STUFF
AND DELROY LINDO DELROY LINDO IS BRILLIANT Jimmy: YEAH, WE LOVE HIM.
HE PLAYS THE DAD ON THE SHOW HE'S SO SPECTACULAR.
I LOVE HIM Jimmy: WAS HE YOUR FIRST CHOICE
HE WAS MY ONLY CHOICE Jimmy: OH, REALLY HE WAS MY ONLY CHOICE
WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT AND CAME ON AS A PRODUCER AND STARTED DEVELOPING IT, I WAS LIKE,
"THERE IS ONE GUY THAT I SEE IN THIS ROLE. HE DIDN'T KNOW, BUT HE WAS THE
ONE. Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND SO, THEN I DID A ZOOM WITH HIM THIS WAS BACK WHEN WE WERE ONLY
ZOOMING. Jimmy: YEAH AND I TALKED TO HIM AND,
KIND OF, CONVINCED HIM THAT-- Jimmy: OH, HE'S FANTASTIC-- WHAT WE WERE DOING WAS
GOING TO BE IMPORTANT. I HAD SEEN HIM IN "DA 5 BLOODS" AND HAD-- HAVE BEEN OBSESSED
WITH HIM FOR A LONG TIME SO, I CALLED SPIKE LEE TO GET HIS NUMBER
AND THEN I CALLED HIM AND THEN HE SAID, "YES. AND I WAS LIKE, "WE HAVE A
A SHOW!" Jimmy: YES! WE HAVE A SHOW
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS KERRY WASHINGTON IN
"UNPRISONED. YES Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK.
RIP OW!
OH, HALLELUJAH WOO! ONCE A WEEK, CHECK-INS FOR
DRUG TESTING AND CAREER COUNSELING AND I ASSUME HE'LL BE LIVING
WITH YOU OH, NO. THAT'S A NO-GO
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT WELL, WE DO RECOMMEND
PAROLEES LIVE WITH FAMILY TO GIVE THEM THE BEST CHANCE OF STAYING OUT.
YEAH. NO, OF COURSE. THAT MAKES SENSE
BUT I-- I ONLY HAVE TWO RULES AND ONE OF THEM IS THAT HE CANNOT LIVE ME
THE OTHER IS DON'T ASK ME FOR MONEY. AND DON'T ASK FOR MONEY
BUT WHAT MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT I'M OUT FOR GOOD THIS TIME.
AND YOU-- YOU'RE GOING TO SEE FOR YOUR LAST. I HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE IN
1986, 1992, 1998-- ACTUALLY DECEMBER OF '97 AND THEN MOST FAMOUSLY IN 2005
Jimmy: YEAH SO, YEAH THERE, YOU HEARD IT.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KERRY WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY.
STREAM ALL EPISODES OF "UNPRISONED" THIS FRIDAY ON HULU
KERRY AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND
BRAND NEW. BRAND NEW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: GUYS, WELCOME BACK I'M HERE WITH KERRY WASHINGTON
OH, WE LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "UNPRISONED" ON HULU THIS
FRIDAY YES Jimmy: KERRY AND I, WE'RE
GONNA PLAY A FUN, NEW GAME CALLED "MMM HMMM HMMM. MMM HMMM HMMM
♪ MMM HMM HMMM YEA
MMM HMMM ♪ Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM. HERE'S HOW -
[ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING A A GOOD SPORT
HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO EACH TAKE TURNS READING-- WHAT?
- ON ONE OF THESE BLUE CARDS. THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO GUESS WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.
THE TRICK IS, WE CAN'T OPEN OUR MOUTHS OR MOVE OUR LIPS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
KERRY, ARE YOU READY FOR MMM HMMM HMMM? I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY
FOR ANYTHING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WILL GO FIRST.
I WILL GO FIRST. OH. Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM.
OKAY, HERE WE GO IT IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY.
OKAY Jimmy: HERE WE GO THAT'S TRUE.
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL LET YOU HAVE THE NEXT
OH, OKAY. Jimmy: I'LL LET YOU HAVE NEXT ONE, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL GO FIRST TO SHOW HOW IT'S DONE
OKAY. Jimmy: THIS IS-- ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS? IT'S MOVIES, OKAY, IS THE CATEGORY
OKAY. OKAY Jimmy: SO, THINK OF MOVIE
OKAY. Jimmy: YEP. YES
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. READY? YEAH.
[ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] "HOT CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER."
Jimmy: "HOT CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER" IS NOT IT, BUT CLOSE.
OKAY. [ MUMBLING ] YEAH.
PLANES-- AIRPLANES-- AIRPLANES AND-- AIRPLANE-- OH, "TOP GUN:
MAVERICK." [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. ♪ THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT
MMM HMMM HMMM. THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY "MMM HMMM HMMM."
SO GOOD Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO
SO GOOD Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD PARTNERS. WE CAN DO THIS
COME ON. OKAY. OKAY
OKAY CATEGORY IS, AGAIN, MOVIES Jimmy: MOVIES, I GOT THIS,
KERRY. OKAY, READY Jimmy: YEP.
OKAY. [ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ MUMBLING ] Jimmy: OH [ MUMBLING ]
Jimmy: OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ MUMBLING ]
Jimmy: SEX-- SEXY, NO. OH, "ELVIS?" [ BELL DINGING ]
YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW!
♪ MMM HMMM HMMM. MMM HMMM HMMM.
OH, YEAH OKAY, LET'S GO. Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM.
OH, I LOVE THIS. YEAH. SO GOOD.
Jimmy: GREAT-- GOOD JOB. OKAY, HERE WE GO IT'S A GOOD VOCAL WARM UP
Jimmy: IT REALLY IS [ HUMMING RHYTHMICALLY ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
CHANGING CATEGORIES. OH, DEAR. Jimmy: THIS IS POPULAR
PHRASES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY.
Jimmy: THIS IS A POPULAR PHRASE OKAY
READY? OKAY. [ MUMBLING ]
NO SHE DIDN'T [ RIM SHOT ] [ LAUGHTER ]
[ MUMBLING ] OH WHAT IS THAT
[ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS IT?
WAIT, WAIT Questlove: MAKE HIM DO IT AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. DON'T-- HE'S CRUEL.
HE'S CRUEL [ LAUGHTER ] [ MEOWING
[ LAUGHTER ] CHEATING A LITTLE BIT. [ MUMBLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? [ MUMBLING ]
YOU DO? WHAT IS IT Questlove: I'M NOT TELLING
YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON
Jimmy: WHY CAN'T YOU TELL HER? WHAT, CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
YEAH OH! [ BELL DINGING ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S POPULAR? Jimmy: I KNOW, THAT'S NOT A
A POPULAR PHRASE THAT'S NOT POPULAR. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE
GO THAT'S, LIKE, POPULAR TO MY GRANDMOTHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: POPULAR PHRASE THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY
EASY Jimmy: OKAY NO PRESS.
Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THANKS
[ MUMBLING ] Jimmy: PETER PIPER PICKED A A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] COME ON!
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S MY PARTNER, RIGHT THERE
KERRY WASHINGTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STREAM ALL EPISODES OF
"UNPRISONED," THIS FRIDAY, ON HULU WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JENNA LYONS. PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A LEGENDARY FASHION DESIGNER AND THE COFOUNDER OF LOVESEEN. SHE'S ALSO A NEW CAST MEMBER OF
"THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. PLEASE WELCOME JENNA LYONS
♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JENNA! I-- JENNA LYONS, I CAN'T WAIT
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALL OF THIS STUFF I'M SO EXCITED AND I LOVE
THE RED TIE. Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. WE LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU LAUNCHED THIS-- A
A BRILLIANT COMPANY CALLED LOVESEEN I DID
Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: FAST COMPANY CALLED IT ONE OF THE MOST INNOVATIVE
BEAUTY COMPANIES OF THE YEAR OKAY TELL US ABOUT THESE, PLEASE.
SO, I DON'T HAVE ANY EYELASHES OF MY OWN. AND SO I NOTICED THAT ALL THE
WOMEN WERE GETTING EYELASH EXTENSIONS, WHICH I WAS INTO BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY
EYELASHES. THEN I WAS WATCHING HUDA BEAUTY AND ALL OF THESE BLOGGERS
MAKING, LIKE, CRAZY EYELASH WITH BIG, GIANT-- LITTLE BEATS OF MAKEUP.
Jimmy: YEAH AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW IS THAT THESE WOMEN AND J. CREW, WHO
WANT TO HAVE A REALLY NATURAL LOOK, ARE LOOKING AND FOCUSING ON EYELASHES?"
AND THEN WHAT'S ON THE MARKET, OTHER THAN EXTENSIONS, IS LIKE THESE REALLY VOLUMINOUS, STRIP
ONES I CAN'T WEAR THEM. SO, I MADE IT MY OWN
Jimmy: YEAH SO, THESE ARE-- I'M WEARING THESE.
THIS IS THE DREW Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM NOW
WELL, YOU KNOW-- Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED THE DREW
THE DREW-- OH, HONESTLY, YOU KNOW, YOU-- OH
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I HAVE-- I HAVE PERFECT EYELASHES?
YOU KNOW, MAYBE I-- HONESTLY, YES. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO PUT ONE ON ME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I THINK SO DO I NEED THE-- REALLY
WILL THEY WORK ON ME I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.
OH, MY GOD, DO I GET MUSIC FOR THIS Jimmy: WHAT DO I DO
LOOK AT MY CHEST. Jimmy: OKAY I WON'T TELL YOUR WIFE.
[ LAUGHTER ] OKEY DOKEY, I THINK WE GOT THIS
OH, MY GOD, YOU-- YOU'RE KIND OF HOT, MAN. YOU KNOW
Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, I FEEL-- FANCY
Jimmy: REALLY I THINK SO. Jimmy: DOES THIS LOOK GOOD?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: IS THAT BAD?
I THINK WE SHOULD DO THE OTHER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: KIND OF, YEAH. I-- THIS FEELS GREAT. YOU JUST REALLY-- I THINK
THIS MIGHT BE, LIKE, A THING Jimmy: IT FEELS NATCH IT DOES, KIND OF, LOOK
NATURAL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT REALLY ACTUALLY DOES.
YOU LOOK GREAT Jimmy: I LIKE IT. THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT? IT LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JENNA, CAN WE TALK TO YOU-- CAN WE TALK TO YOU--
IT'S COMING OFF Jimmy: ARE YOU-- IS IT-- I'M GOING TO FIX THIS
Jimmy: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF. NO!
Jimmy: YOU'RE LEAVING IT ON?! OH, MY GOD.
YES! Jimmy: I'M GOING TO THE KNICK GAME AFTER THIS.
THIS'LL BE PERFECT I'LL DO THE REST OF IT. Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL
IT DOES Jimmy: ANDY COHEN, BRAVOCON, ANNOUNCES "REAL HOUSEWIVES,
NEW YORK CITY. JENNA LYONS, THERE YOU ARE, COMING OUT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU-- NOT THE MOST, LIKE, NATURAL
OF CAREER CHANGE, I KNOW Jimmy: I KNOW I DIDN'T-- I DON'T YOU SEE
DOING THIS AT ALL. SO-- SAME, LIKE, SAME. LIKE, I DIDN'T HAVE A JOB.
Jimmy: OH, STOP IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH.
WHEN I LEFT J. CREW, I WAS LIKE, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" SOME-- I WENT ON PODCASTS
AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WAS-- IF I HAD HEARD THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A REBOOT OF "THE
REAL HOT GIRL. "ROANY," THEY SAID AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT "ROANY"
WAS. AND, APPARENTLY, IT WAS THE "REAL HOUSEWIVES."
AND THEY SAID THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN OPENLY GAY WOMAN ON "THE HOUSEWIVES.
AND I WAS LIKE, "HHM." Jimmy: COULD BE SOMETHING WOW, THIS IS BIG
OKAY, EVERYONE'S SILENT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS--
IT'S HOT, YOU GUYS. Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. IT'S A MOMENT.
IT IS A MOMENT. AND SO, I DECIDED THAT I WAS GOING TO DO IT
THEY POSTED THIS PICTURE OF ME, LIKE, IN WITH ALL OF THE OTHER WOMEN AND SAID, LIKE, "WHAT
ABOUT IT?" WHAT DO YOU THINK? AND I THEN DMed ANDY AND I WAS
LIKE, "THIS IS HYSTERICAL. AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA."
Jimmy: WOW. AND I-- Jimmy: I THINK IT IS A GREAT
IDEA DON'T YOU GUYS THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU. NO, YOU DON'T
Jimmy: I DO AND ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T
Jimmy: WAIT NO, ARE YOU TOUGH? ARE YOU TOUGH?
NO, NO. Jimmy: AND YOU TELL LIKE IT IS
AND YOUR FASHION AND YOU'RE COOL LOOKING NO, I'M LIKE NONE OF THE
ABOVE. I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED LIKE, LITERAL-- I DON'T
WANT-- Jimmy: DID YOU FILM ANY OF IT YET
I TOLD THEM, "WE'RE DONE. BUT I STILL HAVE SOME INTERVIEWS TO DO."
Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CATCHPHRASE? I REMEMBER, AT THE BEGINNING,
EVERYONE HAS A COOL CATCHPHRASE. I HAVE ONE.
Jimmy: AND YOU TURN AROUND HOLDING AN APPLE OR SOMETHING. I HAVE ONE.
Jimmy: YOU DO HAVE ONE? I'M NOT TELLING Jimmy: OH, YOU CAN'T TELL
OF COURSE, NO SPOILERS HERE'S THE THING. I ACTUALLY, LIKE-- I'M, KIND
OF, OBSSESSED WITH MY TAGLINE AND I'M NOT CHANGING IT. AND SO, A FRIEND OF MINE, WE
WERE AT THE PEBBLE BAR, DOWNSTAIRS, ACTUALLY Jimmy: OH, I LOVE PEBBLE
BAR. I DO TOO. DID YOU KNOW THAT JOHNNY CARSON
USED TO GO DOWN THERE IN THE BACK WAY AND HE LEFT THE SHOW. AND HE WOULD GO DOWN TO
A PUBLIC BAR AND HE NEVER HAD TO GO OUTSIDE DO YOU DO THAT
Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THAT I DO THAT DO YOU?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DO YOU-- I USE THE JOHNNY CARSON--
WHO HIGH-FIVES? WAIT, DO YOU-- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THIS IS SO YOU THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT FOR THE SHOW
JENNA LYONS, EVERYBODY LOVESEEN IS AVAILABLE AT TARGET
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY" PREMIERES LATER
THIS YEAR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ST. VINCENT
AND THE ROOTS. STICK AROUND YOU NAILED IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
PERFORMING AT THE LOVE ROCKS NYC BENEFIT CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE BEACON THEATER.
COVERING "GLORY BOX" WITH THE ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME ST. VINCENT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ ♪ I'M SO TIRE OF PLAYING
PLAYING WITH THI BOW AND ARROW ♪ ♪ GONNA GIVE MY HEART AWA
LEAVE IT TO THE OTHE GIRLS TO PLA FOR I'VE BEEN A ♪
♪ TEMPTRESS TOO LON JUST GIVE ME A REASON
TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO TO BE A WOMA
I JUST WANNA BE A WOMA FROM THIS TIME, UNCHAINED ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL LOOKING A
A DIFFERENT PICTUR THROUGH THIS NEW FRAME OF MIND ♪
♪ A THOUSAND FLOWER COULD BLOO MOVE OVER AND GIVE U
SOME ROOM, YEAH ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO TO LOVE YO
GIVE ME A REASON TO BE A WOMAN ♪ ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪
♪ ♪
♪ SO DON'T YO STOP BEING A MAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE LOO
FROM OUR SIDE WHEN YOU CAN ♪ ♪ SOW A LITTLE TENDERNESS NO MATTER IF YOU CRY
JUST GIVE ME A REASO TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO
TO BE A WOMA I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMA FOR THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪
♪ OF FOREVER AND EVER IT'S TIME TO MOVE OVER I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMA
I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪ ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ST. VINCENT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
CHECK OUT LOVEROCKSNYC.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION MY THANKS TO KERRY WASHINGTON,
JENNA LYONS, ST. VINCENT, ONCE AGAIN! AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT
THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪