1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,515 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:22,422 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:22,422 --> 00:00:26,459 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KERRY WASHINGTON 4 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:30,063 JENNA LYONS, MUSICAL GUEST, ST. VINCENT AND THE ROOTS. 5 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:36,736 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1810 6 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:44,577 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:46,112 --> 00:01:07,667 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,503 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. RIGHT BACK AT YOU ALL. PLEASE, WELCOME. 9 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:13,907 ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,410 YOU ARE HERE YOU MADE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:21,915 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, GUYS, THE WHITE HOUSE 12 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:28,455 JUST BACKED A BIPARTISAN SENATE BILL THAT WOULD GIVE PRESIDENT BIDEN THE POWER TO BAN TIKTOK. 13 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:34,227 [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] OR AS THEY'RE CALLING IT ON TIKTOK, THE "TRYING TO LOSE THE 14 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:40,100 ELECTION CHALLENGE." [ LAUGHTER ] I WOULDN'T WORRY JUST YET. 15 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:44,604 AS OF NOW, BIDEN THINKS TIKTOK IS THE CLOCK ON "60 MINUTES. SO, IT'S - 16 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,441 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T WORRY, TO MAKE IT UP, BIDEN PROMISED US THAT HE'D 17 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:55,648 GIVE EVERYBODY 100 FREE HOURS OF AOL [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,951 SO THAT'S GOOD [ RIM SHOT ] YEAH, OFFICIALS THINK CHINA IS 19 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,653 USING TIKTOK TO SPY ON US. AND CHINA WAS LIKE, "YEAH, WELL, WE HAD A BACKUP IDEA, BUT 20 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:03,523 YOU SHOT IT DOWN SO - [ LAUGHTER ] 21 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:08,895 - HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO-- HOW ARE WE - THAT'S RIGHT 22 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,297 THERE'S A NEW SENATE BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW BIDEN TO BAN TIKTOK 23 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,133 IT'S OBVIOUSLY A VERY CONTROVERSIAL BILL, AND A LOT OF POLITICIANS ARE SPEAKING OUT 24 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,569 ABOUT IT FOR EXAMPLE, SENATOR JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "WE HAVE 25 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:20,674 TO ACT NOW TIKTOK IS A DANGEROUS PLATFORM, FULL OF PROPAGANDA AND 26 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:27,781 BALD-FACED LIES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND SENATOR RICK SCOTT SAID, 27 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:31,951 "DID SOMEONE SAY 'BALD-FACE? SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME 28 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:35,989 ANYWAY, THIS TIKTOK DISCOURSE IS GETTING OLD, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 29 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,092 AND SENATOR CHUCK GRASSLEY SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'OLD MAN?' [ LAUGHTER ] 30 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:42,896 SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME MY HEARING IS A LITTLE FUZZY." 31 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,398 THEN SENATOR RAND PAUL SAID, "DID SOMEONE SAY 'A LITTLE FUZZY? 32 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:49,436 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I DON'T THINK USING TIKTOK IS TOO BRIGHT." 33 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:50,970 THEN SENATOR ROGER MARSHALL SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'TOO BRIGHT?' 34 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:55,008 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, WHEN IT COMES TO TIKTOK, I THINK CHINA NEEDS TO 35 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:59,279 PAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID, "DID 36 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:03,049 SOMEBODY SAY, 'TOUPEE? [ LAUGHTER ] ANYWAY, I AGREE-- THE ROAD 37 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:10,423 AHEAD WILL BE ROUGH AND BUMPY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL 38 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:12,625 SAID, "DID SOMEBODY SAY 'ROUGH AND BUMPY? ANYWAY, WE CAN'T AFFORD AN 39 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:17,530 INTERNATIONAL CONFLICT WE'RE ALREADY IN THE RED." AND FINALLY, SENATOR 40 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:22,335 JAMES LANKFORD SAID, "NICE, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE." [ LAUGHTER ] 41 00:03:22,335 --> 00:03:25,839 THAT'S-- EVERYONE - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE GOT THEIR BOX CHECKED 42 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,475 YEAH WELL, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT THIS 43 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,877 TUCKER CARLSON IS BEING CRITICIZED BY BOTH PARTIES FOR SAYING THAT JANUARY 6th WAS 44 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:35,982 "MOSTLY PEACEFUL." THAT'S LIKE IF YOUR MAIN TAKE AWAY FROM WOODSTOCK '99 WAS 45 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:39,519 THAT LIMP BIZKIT PLAYED "NOOKIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:44,190 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING CARLSON ALSO SAID THAT MOST OF THE RIOTERS WERE SIGHTSEERS. 47 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:48,261 BUT USUALLY WHEN SIGHTSEERS GO TO A MUSEUM, THEY DON'T TRY TO TAKE A PICASSO HOME WITH THEM. 48 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:53,933 I'M JUST SAYING. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, NEW LEGAL DOCUMENTS 49 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,602 REVEAL THAT RIGHT BEFORE JANUARY 6th, TUCKER CARLSON TEXTED A COWORKER ABOUT TRUMP 50 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,003 AND SAID, "I HATE HIM PASSIONATELY." TO BE FAIR, I FEEL LIKE EVERY 51 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:07,147 FRIEND GROUP HAS A SECOND GROUP TEXT FOR THAT ONE PERSON THEY SECRETLY HATE. 52 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:12,285 [ LAUGHTER ] "WHAT WAS JIMMY TALKING ABOUT? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,954 LISTEN TO THIS, WE ALL KNEW THAT KIM JONG-UN HAD A A DAUGHTER, BUT SOUTH KOREAN 54 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:21,261 INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS SAID NOW THAT THEY BELIEVE KIM JONG-UN HAS THREE KIDS 55 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:28,068 YEAH, HE HAS THREE KIDS. ERIC, IVANKA, AND JONG JR. [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,537 HEY, THIS IS EXCITING. WITH THE HUGE BOX OFFICE SUCCESS OF "TOP GUN: MAVERICK," 57 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,405 "AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER," "COCAINE BEAR," AND "CREED III," INSIDERS BELIEVE THAT 58 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:39,312 MOVIES ARE OFFICIALLY BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: YEAH 59 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:44,751 Jimmy: YES. AND YOU CAN TELL NETFLIX MAY BE A LITTLE JEALOUS BASED ON SOME 60 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,821 OF THE NOTIFICATIONS THAT HAVE BEEN POPPING UP LATELY NOTIFICATIONS LIKE, "SO, WHERE 61 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:53,493 HAVE YOU BEEN? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN I SAW THIS ONE. 62 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,261 IT SAYS AND-- "I GUESS 'EMILY IN PARIS' DOESN'T DO IT FOR YA ANYMORE. 63 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,965 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I'M ALSO SEEING TWO OF 64 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:04,337 YOUR EXES AND AN OLD ROOMMATE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, "WHO. 65 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,607 THE HELL IS AMC?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 66 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:11,711 THEY'RE DEFINITELY UPSET Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THEY ARE UPSET 67 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,513 SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, NBC HAS ORDERED A CAR MAKEOVER REALITY SHOW BASED ON MATTEL'S 68 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:19,853 HOT WHEELS TOYS. YEP, A HOT WHEELS MAKEOVER SHOW 69 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,489 PEOPLE WILL SAY, "WHOA, LOOK AT THE COOL FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF THAT TESLA 70 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:27,627 WAIT, THOSE ARE REAL [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, YOU OKAY? 71 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,262 SPEAKING OF TESLA, THE U.S. IS INVESTIGATING TESLA OVER REPORTS OF STEERING WHEELS 72 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:35,268 FALLING OFF WHILE THE CARS ARE BEING DRIVEN [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 73 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:39,739 I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO MAKE A CAR DRIVERLESS [ LAUGHTER ] 74 00:05:39,739 --> 00:05:42,208 TAKE THE STEERING WHEEL OFF. WELL, GET THIS, A VIRAL TIKTOK REVEALED THAT CHUCK E. CHEESE 75 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:48,381 STILL USES FLOPPY DISKS FOR ITS ANIMATRONIC BAND [ AUDIENCE GROANS 76 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,084 YEAH WELL, ANYWAY, TO PROVE THAT THEY'RE STILL COOL AND MODERN, 77 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,954 CHUCK E. CHEESE UPDATED SOME OF THE BAND'S MUSIC, AND IT'S A 78 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:55,422 A LITTLE SURPRISING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 79 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,192 DADDY'S GETTING HOT ♪ 80 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:05,765 ♪ AT THE BODY SHO DOING SOMETHING UNHOLY ♪ Jimmy: I JUST THOUGHT THAT 81 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:09,803 WAS-- YEAH, THAT WAS INTERESTING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 82 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,439 I DON'T KNOW DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE JUST GOT 83 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:16,042 SICK ON A PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP MEANWHILE, CARNIVAL WAS LIKE, "300 84 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:21,681 THAT IS SO LAST YEAR." [ LAUGHTER ] SOURCE OF THE OUTBREAK HASN'T 85 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,450 BEEN CONFIRMED, BUT WHEN THE NEWS BROKE, THE SUSHI BUFFET GREW LEGS AND MOONWALKED OUT OF 86 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:31,057 THE ROOM [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 87 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,759 HEY, I SAW A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID THE TOP REASONS GUESTS WOULD LEAVE A HOTEL ROOM THEY 88 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:39,432 ALREADY PAID FOR ARE, BED BUGS, A BAD SMELL, AND FINDING A A CAMERA 89 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,803 [ AUDIENCE GROANS MOTEL 6 HEARD AND WAS LIKE, "HEY, 3-FOR-3. 90 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:49,576 WE GOT HOTEL BINGO, ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU GUYS 91 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:52,645 NOTICED THAT WHEN YOU START TYPING SOMETHING ON GOOGLE, IT AUTOMATICALLY TRIES TO COMPLETE 92 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:58,118 THE SEARCH FOR YOU YEAH, WELL, IT AUTOFILLS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 93 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,753 BUT SOMETIMES THEIR SUGGESTIONS ARE A LITTLE OFF I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN 94 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,654 IT'S TIME FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT 95 00:07:01,654 --> 00:07:01,688 AUTOFAILS. HERE, CHECK THIS OUT 96 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:07,427 ♪ GOOGLE AUTOFAIL YEAH ♪ 97 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,929 Jimmy: HERE'S AN EXAMPLE THAT I TYPED IN. I SAID, "WHICH COUNTRY SHOULD 98 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:14,300 I" - THESE THREE THINGS POP UP. "VISIT FOR SPRING BREAK? 99 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,570 "CHECK OUT IN EUROPE?" "MOVE TO AFTER THE U.S. BANS TIKTOK?" 100 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:21,174 Steve: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU SEE. 101 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,043 THESE ARE AUTOFILLS. Steve: THEY'RE THE FAILS. Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I 102 00:07:23,043 --> 00:07:26,446 TYPED IN IT SAID, "WHY DID TUCKER CARLSON"-- 103 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,782 IT SAID, "GET HIS OWN SHOW?" "GET THE JANUARY 6th TAPES?" "DESCRIBE 'CREED III' AS 104 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:35,388 'MOSTLY PEACEFUL?' [ LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "ARE THE 105 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,892 CONTESTANTS ON 'THE MASKED SINGER'" - AND IT SAID, "REALLY SINGING?" 106 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:46,332 "GETTING PAID? "VOLUNTEERS OR PRISONERS?" [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:49,836 NEXT UP, I TYPED IN, "CAN H&R BLOCK" - IT SAID, "DO MY TAXES? 108 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,640 "ANSWER MY QUESTIONS?" "TAKE A SHOEBOX FULL OF LOOSE DOCUMENTS AND MAKE SURE I DON'T 109 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,077 GO TO PRISON." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE "LOOK AT THIS. 110 00:07:57,077 --> 00:08:02,282 HELP ME. AND FINALLY, I TYPED IN, "I FEEL OUT OF CONTROL WHEN"-- 111 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,685 IT SAID, "I PARTY TOO MUCH." "I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK. "THE STEERING WHEEL ON MY TESLA 112 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,189 FALLS OFF. THAT'S IT FOR "GOOGLE AUTOFAILS. 113 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,158 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 114 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:12,192 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 115 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:22,502 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 116 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:27,307 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. 117 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:30,810 GUYS, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. YEAH 118 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:35,949 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ YEAH 119 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,817 I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING WOMEN IN MY LIFE, FROM MY WIFE, NANCY, AND 120 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,486 MY DAUGHTERS, WINNIE AND FRANNY, TO ALL THE INCREDIBLE WOMEN WHO WORK HERE ON OUR 121 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:48,528 STAFF AND CREW YOU ARE THE BEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 122 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,598 THERE WOULDN'T BE A "TONIGHT SHOW" WITHOUT YOU AND ALL OF YOUR TALENT AND HARD WORK. 123 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,100 SO, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,736 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 125 00:08:56,736 --> 00:08:58,905 TONIGHT. SHE STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, "UNPRISONED," WITH ALL EPISODES 126 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:04,477 STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. KERRY WASHINGTON IS HERE, TONIGHT. 127 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:08,014 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: COME ON! COME ON! 128 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:11,084 Jimmy: SHE'S OUR PAL. SHE IS A LEGENDARY FASHION DESIGNER AND A NEW CAST MEMBER 129 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:17,390 ON "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY," JENNA LYONS IS JOINING US, TONIGHT. 130 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:21,428 Steve: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH 131 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,129 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC-- SHE'S PLAYING THIS "LOVE ROCKS NYC" TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE 132 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:27,534 BEACON THEATRE WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM ST. VINCENT AND THE ROOTS, 133 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:31,037 EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, YEAH 134 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:34,107 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME AMAZING KID INVENTORS. 135 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:44,284 I LOVE KID INVENTORS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 136 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:49,089 HEY, BECCA-- YES 137 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,891 Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM BOSTON, RIGHT? YES 138 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:18,485 EVERYBODY. IF YOU LOVE SEEING NEW INVENTIONS, AND YOU LOVE 139 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,553 BRILLIANT KIDS, THEN YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE THIS. IT IS TIME FOR 140 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,391 "FALLONVENTIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 141 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,793 Steve: WELCOME TO FALLONVENTIONS JIMMY FALLON'S NIGHT OF 142 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:31,831 INVENTIONS ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 143 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:35,635 Jimmy: NOW, I LOVE INVENTIONS, AND I'M OKAY WITH KIDS 144 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:40,006 SO, WE FOUND SOME OF THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST KIDS OUT THERE, AND I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE 145 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,108 AMAZED AT WHAT THEY CAME UP WITH SO, LET'S MEET OUR FIRST 146 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,177 INVENTOR COME ON OVER, BECCA. HEY. 147 00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:50,283 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ NICE TO SEE YOU. 148 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:54,354 YEAH YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THOSE TOO? BECCA, HOW OLD ARE YOU 149 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,624 I'M NINE AND I'M FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS. Jimmy: HEY! 150 00:10:57,624 --> 00:11:01,895 FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE 151 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:05,165 IS THIS YOUR INVENTION WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION THIS IS MY INVENTION, AND I 152 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,435 CALL IT "THE MIGHTY SUCTION HOLDERS. Jimmy: "THE MIGHTY SUCTION 153 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:13,573 HOLDERS. OKAY AND, NOW, WHAT DOES IT DO? 154 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:17,177 MY YOUNGER BROTHER USED TO STAND UP ON THE CHAIRS, AND TIP THE CHAIRS SO THAT HE WOULD 155 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:21,081 FALL OVER AND GET HURT AND IN CHURCH, WE'RE LEARNING THAT GOD WANTS US TO USE OUR 156 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,850 TALENTS TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE, SO I MADE THIS INVENTION TO HELP YOUNGER KIDS FROM FALLING 157 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:29,756 OVER IN THEIR CHAIRS [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 158 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:34,561 Jimmy: WE HAVE A CHAIR RIGHT HERE, SO WE CAN SEE HOW THIS INVENTION WORKS. 159 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:38,398 CAN I HELP YOU WITH THIS SO, THIS IS THE CHAIR HERE SO, YOUR BROTHER WOULD STAND ON 160 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,668 THIS AND FALL OVER YEAH, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT ALL RIGHT. 161 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:46,473 COME ON. LET'S FIX THIS ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 162 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,309 ROOTS, CAN I GET SOME SUCTION CUP LEG MUSIC? [ LAUGHTER ] 163 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,511 IS THERE A THEME FOR-- ALL RIGHT. ♪ 164 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:56,316 AM I DOING IT RIGHT? BECCA, THANK YOU THAT'S CORRECT 165 00:11:56,316 --> 00:12:00,353 THAT'S IT, RIGHT GOOD DOES THAT FEEL GOOD? 166 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,122 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO LET ME TRY IT OUT. 167 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:11,831 [ DRUM ROLL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 168 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:16,336 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 169 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,072 THAT IS A GREAT INVENTION. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT IS A REALLY GOOD 170 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,743 INVENTION. OH, BECCA, DO YOU WANT TO SEE AN INVENTION I MADE? 171 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,079 YES Jimmy: OKAY COOL 172 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,914 I HAVE AN INVENTION. THIS IS COOL I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE 173 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:36,322 THIS THIS IS CALLED-- THIS IS-- YOU EVER HAVE A CONVERSATION 174 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:39,826 WITH YOUR BUDDY AT SCHOOL, AND YOU WISH YOU HAD MORE PRIVACY? YEAH 175 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:43,229 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, NOW YOU CAN TOTALLY GET ALL THE PRIVACY YOU WANT 176 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:46,099 THEY'RE CALLED "PRIVATE CHAT HELMETS," OKAY AND THEY LET YOU HAVE A TOTALLY 177 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:52,105 PRIVATE CONVERSATION WHEREVER YOU ARE, RIGHT CHECK THIS OUT 178 00:12:52,105 --> 00:13:06,619 IT'S VERY EASY TO PUT ON DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON HEY, BECCA - 179 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,789 YES Jimmy: YOU'RE FROM BOSTON, RIGHT? 180 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,593 YES Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR GO-TO ORDER AT DUNKIN' 181 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:17,430 [ LAUGHTER ] MY PARENTS WOULD PREFER STARBUCKS. 182 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:34,481 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR NEXT INVENTOR 183 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,984 LIANA. LIANA, COME ON OVER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 184 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:49,095 ♪ SORRY. [ LAUGHTER ] 185 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,965 GOSH MAN, OH, MAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER BROTHER 186 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:54,801 IS DOING ON THESE CHAIRS [ LAUGHTER ] LIANA. 187 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,003 HI. Jimmy: HI, WELCOME. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 188 00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:00,840 WHERE ARE YOU FROM FAIRFIELD, CONNECTICUT. Jimmy: FAIRFIELD, 189 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,310 CONNECTICUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I APPRECIATE-- WHAT IS YOUR 190 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,846 INVENTION? "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY." Jimmy: WHAT IS IT CALLED? 191 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,549 "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY." Jimmy: "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY. OH, MAYBE I'LL BRING THAT CHAIR 192 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:14,054 BACK IN. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT "THE ZERO MESS TRAY. 193 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,122 CAN I TRY IT ON? I THINK I KNOW - YEAH. 194 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:21,261 Jimmy: ZERO-MESS-- SO, I'M-- IS IT FOR EATING OR JUST FOR-- 195 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,963 IT'S TO PREVENT MESSES ON THE GO Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE ON THE GO, 196 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,399 YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN IT MIGHT GET MESSY. YEAH. 197 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,902 Jimmy: AND YOU THROW THIS ON AND THIS ROLLS IN. 198 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,438 THIS ALL FITS IN TOGETHER? HM-MM Jimmy: OKAY, COOL 199 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:36,142 WHAT CAN I HAVE HERE THAT'S MESSY? THANK YOU SO MUCH. 200 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,445 SO, I EAT THIS MESS. SOMEONE GIVES ME A TACO AND I'M LIKE, "DUDE, LET'S GO. 201 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:44,451 WHAT'S UP? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 202 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:50,090 I LIKE THIS. PUSH IT IN THERE UH-HUH. 203 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,991 Jimmy: TAKE IT OFF? TAKE IT OFF Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M 204 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,495 TALKING ABOUT. THERE'S YOUR MESS, RIGHT THERE LOOK AT THIS 205 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,664 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS GOOD LIANA, LET ME SHOW YOU AN 206 00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,601 INVENTION I HAD HERE THIS IS PERFECT FOR "THE ZERO-MESS TRAY." 207 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,873 OH, YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT, RIGHT? SO, YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT, 208 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:17,050 RIGHT? OH, HERE YOU GO. [ LAUGHTER ] 209 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,651 THAT'S HOW I PUT MY TIES ON-- ALL VELCRO SO, I'M HANGING OUT, RIGHT 210 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,355 WE'RE HANGING OUT, WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. I'M EATING TACOS, YOU'RE 211 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,760 HANGING OUT. I GO, "YOU GOT ANY HOT SAUCE?" UH, NO. 212 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,928 Jimmy: YOU DON'T. NO PROBLEM I'VE GOT IT HANDLED. 213 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,866 YOU TAKE NORMAL-- IT LOOKS NORMAL, THIS TIE, RIGHT? CHECK OUT THIS 214 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:42,709 YOU FLIP THIS SWITCH HERE. LOOK AT THAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 215 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,678 YOU PUT THAT THERE YOU CLOSE THIS NOZZLE HERE, AND THEN YOU HAVE ALL THE HOT SAUCE 216 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,514 YOU WANT AND MAKE ALL THE MESS. YOU LIKE IT? 217 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:52,886 YEAH, I LOVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 218 00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:57,791 THANK YOU FOR COMING ON, LIANA I APPRECIATE IT. THIS IS FANTASTIC. 219 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,193 AND NOT A MESS ON ME THIS IS AMAZING. THANK YOU. 220 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:04,898 BE CAREFUL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LET'S MEET OUR LAST INVENTOR 221 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:08,935 COME ON OVER, REMI COME ON OVER HERE. ♪ 222 00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:13,873 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: REMI, WELCOME TO THE SHOW 223 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,743 HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM I'M TEN YEARS OLD, AND I'M 224 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:21,514 FROM TORRANCE, CALIFORNIA. Jimmy: HEY, COME ON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 225 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:25,452 I'M SO HAPPY AND WHAT IS YOUR INVENTION HERE, REMI 226 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,488 WELL, I INVENTED "RUBBIE BLINDS." Jimmy: WHAT IS IT 227 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:34,527 "RUBBIE BLINDS. Jimmy: "RUBBIE BLINDS." OKAY, WHAT IS "RUBBIE BLINDS"? 228 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:41,735 UH, WELL, SO, I HAVE A CAT AND IT ALWAYS BREAKS OUR BLINDS 229 00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:50,143 SO, THE WAY IT WORKS IS LIKE-- SO, LET'S SAY THE CAT'S INSIDE, AND IT WANTS TO COME OUT 230 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,112 IF IT BENDS THE BLINDS, THEN COMES OUT. Jimmy: SO YOU HAVE NO 231 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:55,081 WINDOWS IN THE GLASS, YOU JUST - YEAH, EXACTLY 232 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:58,351 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU LIKE FRESH AIR IN THE HOUSE. 233 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,420 BUT YOU ALSO WANT YOUR PRIVACY SO, YOU LEAVE THE WINDOWS OPEN, YOU GET "RUBBIE BLINDS." 234 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:06,860 DON'T LOOK IN HERE AND THEN YOUR CAT SNEAKS IN AND OUT OF THAT ONE UP THERE 235 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:11,031 YES Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN YOU CAN JUST FIX IT 236 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,766 BY BENDING THEM BACK Jimmy: WHAT'S THE CAT'S NAME 237 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:17,704 MY CAT OR THIS CAT? Jimmy: HMM, THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION 238 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:22,175 I'M GOING TO SAY THIS CAT. THIS IS MIDNIGHT JR Jimmy: AND MIDNIGHT JR. 239 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:25,045 COMES IN THROUGH THIS THING, AND HE GETS STUCK IN THE BLINDS LIKE THAT. 240 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:29,182 AND YOU GO, "NO, MIDNIGHT JR." HE'S A BAD-- "MIDNIGHT JR., NO COMING INTO THE HOUSE. 241 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:34,587 YOU HAVE TO STAY OUT TONIGHT." AND HE GOES OUT. AND THIS IS BASED ON YOUR REAL 242 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,823 CAT. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR REAL 243 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,059 CAT'S NAME MIDNIGHT. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 244 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:45,131 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE UNBELIEVABLE THAT'S A GREAT - 245 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:48,635 I LIKE "RUBBIE BLINDS. GUYS, CAN WE GET ALL THE KID INVENTORS OUT HERE 246 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:54,207 THIS IS FANTASTIC. HERE'S MIDNIGHT JR WE, HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 247 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:57,143 LOVE SUPPORTING SMART, TALENTED KIDS LIKE YOU. WE WANT TO HELP YOU KEEP 248 00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:00,780 EXPLORING, AND CREATING, AND CHANGING THE WORLD SO WE'RE GIVING EACH OF YOU 249 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:05,352 $5,000 TO HELP FURTHER YOUR EDUCATION. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 250 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:12,025 BECCA, THAT'S A GIANT-- THANK YOU Jimmy: THERE YOU GO 251 00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:19,899 LIANA THAT'S FOR YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE YOU GO, REMI. 252 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:23,503 THAT'S FOR YOU AND MIDNIGHT JR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 253 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,239 THANKS TO BECCA, LIANA, AND REMI STICK AROUND 254 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,842 WE'LL BE RIGHT WITH KERRY WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY. THAT WAS GREAT 255 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:34,214 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ MUMBLING ] 256 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:49,295 OH [ MUMBLING ] 257 00:18:49,629 --> 00:19:01,141 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST STARS IN THE NEW SERIES, 258 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:06,012 "UNPRISONED," WITH ALL EPISODES STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON HULU. 259 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,014 PLEASE WELCOME OUR PAL, KERRY WASHINGTON 260 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:16,556 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 261 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:26,499 ♪ ♪ Jimmy: COME ON. 262 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,102 THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT. HI. HI 263 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,505 Jimmy: STUNNER. STUNNER AS ALWAYS. WELCOME BACK 264 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,308 THANK YOU THANK YOU, GUYS. Jimmy: IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE 265 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,311 YOU. IT'S SO GOOD TO BE SEEN AND TO SEE YOU 266 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:41,047 Jimmy: AND TO SEE YOU AS WELL AND ALWAYS LOOKING GORGEOUS. 267 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,782 BUT LOOK AT YOU, LOOKING GORGEOUS-- OH, MY. 268 00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,284 Jimmy:-- ON THE COVER OF "MARIE CLAIRE" MAGAZINE RIGHT THERE. 269 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,720 OH, MY GOODNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OOH LA LA, COVER 270 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,122 GIRL [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S A LOT OF WORK WENT INTO 271 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,758 THAT A LOT OF ADDITIONS Jimmy: YEAH 272 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,493 NO, I LOVE THIS. HAIR AND MAKEUP AND-- Jimmy: WELL, YOU HAD-- 273 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,228 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAD A BIG WEEKEND. I DID 274 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,298 Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT HONORED AT THE AMERICAN BLACK FILM-- FESTIVAL HONORS 275 00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,800 YES [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: THIS IS FOR-- 276 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,103 THANK YOU, THAT'S VERY KIND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THIS IS BIG. 277 00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,537 YEAH. Jimmy: EXCELLENCE IN THE ARTS AWARD 278 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:08,808 YES Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN. EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR 279 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,977 RED CARPET LOOK. AND IT'S VERY-- [ CHEERS ] 280 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,046 I KNOW STUNNING THANK YOU 281 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,549 SO, THIS DRESS WAS REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THIS IS AN ARCHIVAL DRESS 282 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,387 IT WAS A DRESS WORN BY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN 1996. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 283 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:23,656 Jimmy: NO, I MEAN, HOW-- IT'S CRAZY. Jimmy: BUT HOW DO YOU EVEN 284 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,394 THINK OF THAT UP WHO THINKS OF THAT-- THE DESIGNER, MARC BOUWER, 285 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,997 HAD IT IN HIS ARCHIVES AND IT HAD NOT BEEN WORN AND IN CONVERSATIONS, MY 286 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,833 STYLIST-- MY AMAZING STYLIST, LAW-- Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,468 HE WAS TALKING TO THE DESIGNER AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, IT'S SUCH 288 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:40,940 AN INCREDIBLE DRESS. IT HAS TO BE THE RIGHT MOMENT. AND SO, YOU'RE GOING TO TALK 289 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,776 ABOUT BLACK EXCELLENCE, THAT'S WHITNEY HOUSTON. SO, THAT WAS THE MOMENT TO 290 00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:49,783 HONOR HER. Jimmy: THAT IS-- YOU, KIND OF, HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK 291 00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,185 YEAH, YEAH EXACTLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 292 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,487 TO HONOR HER. YES. Jimmy: WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE 293 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,790 WEARING IT I FELT LIKE A DIVA. Jimmy: YEAH 294 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,092 YES Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF WHITNEY PERFORMING IN THIS 295 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,361 DRESS. HERE, LOOK AT THAT I KNOW, RIGHT 296 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,962 ISN'T THAT INCREDIBLE? Jimmy: I MEAN, IS THAT UNBELIEVABLE 297 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,431 YOU POSTED A VERY FUN VIDEO ABOUT WEARING THE DRESS ON YOUR INSTAGRAM. 298 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,499 I DID Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY BECAUSE I LOVED IT 299 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,801 OH, GOSH. Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 300 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,670 WHAT'S COOLER THAN WEARING WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DRESS? ♪ NOTHING 301 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:14,274 NOTHIN NOTHING ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 302 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,344 Jimmy: COME ON. I LOVE YOU COME ON. 303 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,612 THAT'S THE BEST. NOTHING. GOT TO GET THE SHAKE. 304 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,248 THE WHITNEY. Jimmy: THE SHAKE, YEAH. TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S 305 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,783 DAY. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. 306 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,652 Jimmy: AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 307 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,921 THANK YOU THANK YOU. DO YOU KNOW IN, LIKE, MORE THAN 308 00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,723 20 COUNTRIES, IT'S AN ACTUAL NATIONAL HOLIDAY-- A PUBLIC HOLIDAY WHERE PEOPLE GET THE 309 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:33,960 DAY OFF? Jimmy: OOH, LET'S-- I'VE BEEN WHISPERING THAT TO 310 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:37,163 ALL THE WOMEN ON YOUR STAFF. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EVERYONE-- EVERYONE 311 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:39,966 IS WALKING OUT NOW EVERYONE IN THAT PICTURE. Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 312 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,701 EXACTLY, EVERYBODY HAS THE DAY OFF. "NO, PLEASE COME BACK. 313 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,570 PLEASE I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU. 314 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,905 THEY'LL BE BACK TOMORROW. Jimmy: YEAH YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE 315 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:49,476 THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR MEMOIR YES 316 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:55,248 Jimmy: AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE-- OKAY. 317 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:57,784 Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE AND HOW FAR ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET THE INSPIRATION TO-- 318 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,720 I GUESS WHEN "SCANDAL" WAS ENDING, IT WAS REALLY A-- KIND OF A TURNING POINT IN MY LIFE. 319 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,890 IT WAS SORT OF THE END OF AN ERA. AND I SPENT SOME TIME LEARNING 320 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,059 MORE ABOUT MYSELF. AND IT JUST MADE ME WANT TO SHARE SOME OF WHAT I WAS 321 00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:09,696 LEARNING Jimmy: IT'S CALLED "THICKER THAN WATER" IS THE TITLE 322 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,765 YES YES. Jimmy: WHAT-- WHAT IS 323 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,734 THE-- WHAT'S THE BACKGROUND IT'S A LOT ABOUT FAMILY, AND-- 324 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:16,803 Jimmy: IT IS? YEAH. AND WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO ME. 325 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,639 AND YEAH Jimmy: AND DO YOU-- DO YOU HAVE YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR 326 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,508 CAREER, BECAUSE I MEAN, I KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOU BUT I WANT TO KNOW MORE. 327 00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,110 WELL, YOU'LL GET IT YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY THE BOOK. Jimmy: YEAH 328 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,212 ALL RIGHT. I WILL, I WILL I WILL TOTALLY DO IT 329 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,715 NO SPOILERS Jimmy: AND NO SPOILERS HERE, NO 330 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:31,885 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT FAMILY IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 331 00:22:31,885 --> 00:22:33,420 EVEN WITH THE SHOW,"UNPRISONED," LIKE, I'M REALLY-- I THINK I'M VERY 332 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:39,325 INTERESTED IN HOW WE FIND FAMILY AND CREATE FAMILY AND WHAT FAMILY MEANS TO US. 333 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,696 AND SO, THAT'S A LOT OF WHAT MY WORK IS CENTERING AROUND THESE DAYS 334 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:48,101 Jimmy: I LIKE "UNPRISONED" BECAUSE IT'S A DRAMA-- IT'S A A FAMILY DRAMA, BUT IT'S FUNNY 335 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:51,338 IT'S A DRAMEDY FOR SURE Jimmy: YES, IT'S A DRAMEDY. YES, YES, YES 336 00:22:51,338 --> 00:22:52,972 Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD WORD FOR IT AND I-- I MEAN, I MOSTLY DO 337 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,841 A LOT OF DRAMA, BUT YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE OUTSIDE OF MY HONEYMOON WAS MY 338 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:58,545 WEEK ON "SNL." Jimmy: YOU WERE FANTASTIC YEAH 339 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,413 I LOVE DOING COMEDY Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT AT BEING FUNNY. 340 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:03,516 THANK YOU, COMING FROM YOU. Jimmy: NO SO, I REALLY LOVE THIS SHOW 341 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,251 BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT, KIND OF, MEANINGFUL, HEARTFELT MOMENTS, BUT IT'S VERY, VERY FUNNY AS 342 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:11,124 WELL Jimmy: CAN YOU SET UP WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT? 343 00:23:11,124 --> 00:23:13,193 SURE. I BETTER BE ABLE TO. Jimmy: YEAH 344 00:23:13,193 --> 00:23:15,161 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IT'S ABOUT A DAD. THE DAD IS REALLY THE CENTER OF 345 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,564 THE SHOW IT'S ABOUT A DAD AND A DAUGHTER AND A GRANDSON 346 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,100 NOW, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NEITHER A FATHER NOR A GRANDSON, SO I'M THE DAUGHTER 347 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,502 Jimmy: YES, OF COURSE AND-- AND MY DAD HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF PRISON MY WHOLE 348 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:26,206 LIFE AND THE SHOW REALLY IS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE IS 349 00:23:26,206 --> 00:23:30,143 RELEASED FROM PRISON SO, IT'S ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 350 00:23:30,143 --> 00:23:31,978 A FORMERLY INCARCERATED PERSON AND ALSO WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOVE A FORMERLY INCARCERATED PERSON 351 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:38,351 WHO'S REENTERING SOCIETY Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, THERE ARE 352 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:41,788 80 MILLION AMERICANS LIVING WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS. SO, THIS SHOW IS REALLY ABOUT 353 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:47,293 SO MANY OF US BECAUSE EITHER WE HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD OR MANY OF US LOVE SOMEBODY WHO HAS 354 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:51,564 A CRIMINAL RECORD-- Jimmy: LOVE SOMEBODY. AND THAT IMPACTS OUR LIVES 355 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,200 IN VERY DEEP WAYS. BUT ALSO, REALLY, THERE ARE VERY FUNNY MOMENTS 356 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,102 Jimmy: YEAH AND HOW DO YOU COME BACK INTO SOCIETY AND-- 357 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,673 YES Jimmy:-- HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH FAMILY AND ALL THAT STUFF 358 00:23:59,673 --> 00:24:02,175 AND DELROY LINDO DELROY LINDO IS BRILLIANT Jimmy: YEAH, WE LOVE HIM. 359 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:04,477 HE PLAYS THE DAD ON THE SHOW HE'S SO SPECTACULAR. 360 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,646 I LOVE HIM Jimmy: WAS HE YOUR FIRST CHOICE 361 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:10,050 HE WAS MY ONLY CHOICE Jimmy: OH, REALLY HE WAS MY ONLY CHOICE 362 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,918 WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT AND CAME ON AS A PRODUCER AND STARTED DEVELOPING IT, I WAS LIKE, 363 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:16,056 "THERE IS ONE GUY THAT I SEE IN THIS ROLE. HE DIDN'T KNOW, BUT HE WAS THE 364 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:19,225 ONE. Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 365 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,960 AND SO, THEN I DID A ZOOM WITH HIM THIS WAS BACK WHEN WE WERE ONLY 366 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,496 ZOOMING. Jimmy: YEAH AND I TALKED TO HIM AND, 367 00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:26,132 KIND OF, CONVINCED HIM THAT-- Jimmy: OH, HE'S FANTASTIC-- WHAT WE WERE DOING WAS 368 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,101 GOING TO BE IMPORTANT. I HAD SEEN HIM IN "DA 5 BLOODS" AND HAD-- HAVE BEEN OBSESSED 369 00:24:28,101 --> 00:24:30,603 WITH HIM FOR A LONG TIME SO, I CALLED SPIKE LEE TO GET HIS NUMBER 370 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,672 AND THEN I CALLED HIM AND THEN HE SAID, "YES. AND I WAS LIKE, "WE HAVE A 371 00:24:32,672 --> 00:24:36,943 A SHOW!" Jimmy: YES! WE HAVE A SHOW 372 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,647 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE IS KERRY WASHINGTON IN 373 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,650 "UNPRISONED. YES Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK. 374 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:43,683 YES Jimmy: TAKE A LOOK. 375 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:46,986 RIP OW! 376 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,755 OH, HALLELUJAH WOO! ONCE A WEEK, CHECK-INS FOR 377 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,390 DRUG TESTING AND CAREER COUNSELING AND I ASSUME HE'LL BE LIVING 378 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:53,893 WITH YOU OH, NO. THAT'S A NO-GO 379 00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:56,229 NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT WELL, WE DO RECOMMEND 380 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,264 PAROLEES LIVE WITH FAMILY TO GIVE THEM THE BEST CHANCE OF STAYING OUT. 381 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,533 YEAH. NO, OF COURSE. THAT MAKES SENSE 382 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,937 BUT I-- I ONLY HAVE TWO RULES AND ONE OF THEM IS THAT HE CANNOT LIVE ME 383 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:08,074 THE OTHER IS DON'T ASK ME FOR MONEY. AND DON'T ASK FOR MONEY 384 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,176 BUT WHAT MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T KNOW IS THAT I'M OUT FOR GOOD THIS TIME. 385 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:14,914 AND YOU-- YOU'RE GOING TO SEE FOR YOUR LAST. I HAVE HEARD THIS BEFORE IN 386 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:23,490 1986, 1992, 1998-- ACTUALLY DECEMBER OF '97 AND THEN MOST FAMOUSLY IN 2005 387 00:25:23,490 --> 00:25:25,592 Jimmy: YEAH SO, YEAH THERE, YOU HEARD IT. 388 00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:27,861 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KERRY WASHINGTON, EVERYBODY. 389 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:31,064 STREAM ALL EPISODES OF "UNPRISONED" THIS FRIDAY ON HULU 390 00:25:31,064 --> 00:25:34,668 KERRY AND I ARE PLAYING A FUN NEW GAME WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND 391 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,837 BRAND NEW. BRAND NEW [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 392 00:25:37,837 --> 00:26:01,494 ♪ Jimmy: GUYS, WELCOME BACK I'M HERE WITH KERRY WASHINGTON 393 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:03,697 OH, WE LOVE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "UNPRISONED" ON HULU THIS 394 00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:05,331 FRIDAY YES Jimmy: KERRY AND I, WE'RE 395 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,201 GONNA PLAY A FUN, NEW GAME CALLED "MMM HMMM HMMM. MMM HMMM HMMM 396 00:26:08,201 --> 00:26:08,234 CALLED "MMM HMMM HMMM. MMM HMMM HMMM 397 00:26:09,636 --> 00:26:11,771 ♪ MMM HMM HMMM YEA 398 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:17,243 MMM HMMM ♪ Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM. HERE'S HOW - 399 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:19,312 [ LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING A A GOOD SPORT 400 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:25,352 HERE'S HOW THIS WORKS. WE'RE GOING TO EACH TAKE TURNS READING-- WHAT? 401 00:26:25,352 --> 00:26:29,489 - ON ONE OF THESE BLUE CARDS. THE OTHER PERSON HAS TO GUESS WHAT THEY'RE SAYING. 402 00:26:29,489 --> 00:26:33,093 THE TRICK IS, WE CAN'T OPEN OUR MOUTHS OR MOVE OUR LIPS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 403 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,195 KERRY, ARE YOU READY FOR MMM HMMM HMMM? I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY 404 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:37,364 FOR ANYTHING Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I WILL GO FIRST. 405 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:39,332 I WILL GO FIRST. OH. Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM. 406 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:40,967 OKAY, HERE WE GO IT IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. 407 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,169 OKAY Jimmy: HERE WE GO THAT'S TRUE. 408 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,071 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL LET YOU HAVE THE NEXT 409 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,773 OH, OKAY. Jimmy: I'LL LET YOU HAVE NEXT ONE, YEAH 410 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,608 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL GO FIRST TO SHOW HOW IT'S DONE 411 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:50,910 OKAY. Jimmy: THIS IS-- ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 412 00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:52,445 HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THIS? IT'S MOVIES, OKAY, IS THE CATEGORY 413 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,647 OKAY. OKAY Jimmy: SO, THINK OF MOVIE 414 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,816 OKAY. Jimmy: YEP. YES 415 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,585 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. READY? YEAH. 416 00:26:58,585 --> 00:27:02,055 [ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] "HOT CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER." 417 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,157 Jimmy: "HOT CHOCOLATE NUTCRACKER" IS NOT IT, BUT CLOSE. 418 00:27:04,157 --> 00:27:14,034 OKAY. [ MUMBLING ] YEAH. 419 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:16,169 PLANES-- AIRPLANES-- AIRPLANES AND-- AIRPLANE-- OH, "TOP GUN: 420 00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:22,042 MAVERICK." [ BELL DINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 421 00:27:22,042 --> 00:27:25,345 Jimmy: YES, YOU'RE RIGHT. ♪ THAT'S EXACTLY HOW YOU DO IT 422 00:27:25,345 --> 00:27:27,414 MMM HMMM HMMM. THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY "MMM HMMM HMMM." 423 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:29,382 SO GOOD Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO 424 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,484 SO GOOD Jimmy: WE'RE GOOD PARTNERS. WE CAN DO THIS 425 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:33,119 COME ON. OKAY. OKAY 426 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,188 OKAY CATEGORY IS, AGAIN, MOVIES Jimmy: MOVIES, I GOT THIS, 427 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:37,390 KERRY. OKAY, READY Jimmy: YEP. 428 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:40,226 OKAY. [ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] 429 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:43,596 [ MUMBLING ] Jimmy: OH [ MUMBLING ] 430 00:27:43,596 --> 00:27:48,401 Jimmy: OOH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ MUMBLING ] 431 00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:53,673 Jimmy: SEX-- SEXY, NO. OH, "ELVIS?" [ BELL DINGING ] 432 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:56,609 YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOW! 433 00:27:56,609 --> 00:28:01,014 ♪ MMM HMMM HMMM. MMM HMMM HMMM. 434 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,016 OH, YEAH OKAY, LET'S GO. Jimmy: MMM HMMM HMMM. 435 00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:04,818 OH, I LOVE THIS. YEAH. SO GOOD. 436 00:28:04,818 --> 00:28:07,020 Jimmy: GREAT-- GOOD JOB. OKAY, HERE WE GO IT'S A GOOD VOCAL WARM UP 437 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:09,089 Jimmy: IT REALLY IS [ HUMMING RHYTHMICALLY ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE 438 00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,157 CHANGING CATEGORIES. OH, DEAR. Jimmy: THIS IS POPULAR 439 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:12,892 PHRASES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY. 440 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,094 Jimmy: THIS IS A POPULAR PHRASE OKAY 441 00:28:14,094 --> 00:28:25,138 READY? OKAY. [ MUMBLING ] 442 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:31,478 NO SHE DIDN'T [ RIM SHOT ] [ LAUGHTER ] 443 00:28:31,478 --> 00:28:35,515 [ MUMBLING ] OH WHAT IS THAT 444 00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:48,328 [ MUMBLING ] [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS IT? 445 00:28:48,328 --> 00:28:49,863 WAIT, WAIT Questlove: MAKE HIM DO IT AGAIN. 446 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:54,067 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN. DON'T-- HE'S CRUEL. 447 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:57,737 HE'S CRUEL [ LAUGHTER ] [ MEOWING 448 00:28:57,737 --> 00:29:02,208 [ LAUGHTER ] CHEATING A LITTLE BIT. [ MUMBLING ] 449 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:16,189 [ LAUGHTER ] DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? [ MUMBLING ] 450 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:17,891 YOU DO? WHAT IS IT Questlove: I'M NOT TELLING 451 00:29:17,891 --> 00:29:19,793 YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON 452 00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,327 Jimmy: WHY CAN'T YOU TELL HER? WHAT, CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? 453 00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:26,032 YEAH OH! [ BELL DINGING ] 454 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,101 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S POPULAR? Jimmy: I KNOW, THAT'S NOT A 455 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,403 A POPULAR PHRASE THAT'S NOT POPULAR. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE 456 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,138 GO THAT'S, LIKE, POPULAR TO MY GRANDMOTHER. 457 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,774 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: POPULAR PHRASE THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY 458 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,944 EASY Jimmy: OKAY NO PRESS. 459 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:42,749 Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, THANKS 460 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:46,686 [ MUMBLING ] Jimmy: PETER PIPER PICKED A A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS. 461 00:29:46,686 --> 00:29:49,222 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGING ] COME ON! 462 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:56,196 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S MY PARTNER, RIGHT THERE 463 00:29:56,196 --> 00:29:59,065 KERRY WASHINGTON [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STREAM ALL EPISODES OF 464 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,467 "UNPRISONED," THIS FRIDAY, ON HULU WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 465 00:30:00,467 --> 00:30:03,203 JENNA LYONS. PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS! 466 00:30:03,203 --> 00:30:28,828 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 467 00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:34,034 A LEGENDARY FASHION DESIGNER AND THE COFOUNDER OF LOVESEEN. SHE'S ALSO A NEW CAST MEMBER OF 468 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:39,005 "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY. PLEASE WELCOME JENNA LYONS 469 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:39,039 NEW YORK CITY. PLEASE WELCOME JENNA LYONS 470 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:55,355 ♪ ♪ 471 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JENNA! I-- JENNA LYONS, I CAN'T WAIT 472 00:30:57,824 --> 00:31:00,393 TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALL OF THIS STUFF I'M SO EXCITED AND I LOVE 473 00:31:00,393 --> 00:31:04,197 THE RED TIE. Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON. WE LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK 474 00:31:04,197 --> 00:31:09,936 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE DURING THE PANDEMIC, YOU LAUNCHED THIS-- A 475 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,638 A BRILLIANT COMPANY CALLED LOVESEEN I DID 476 00:31:11,638 --> 00:31:13,273 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS THANK YOU 477 00:31:13,273 --> 00:31:16,242 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: FAST COMPANY CALLED IT ONE OF THE MOST INNOVATIVE 478 00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:18,745 BEAUTY COMPANIES OF THE YEAR OKAY TELL US ABOUT THESE, PLEASE. 479 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:21,715 SO, I DON'T HAVE ANY EYELASHES OF MY OWN. AND SO I NOTICED THAT ALL THE 480 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:25,218 WOMEN WERE GETTING EYELASH EXTENSIONS, WHICH I WAS INTO BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY 481 00:31:25,218 --> 00:31:28,922 EYELASHES. THEN I WAS WATCHING HUDA BEAUTY AND ALL OF THESE BLOGGERS 482 00:31:28,922 --> 00:31:33,827 MAKING, LIKE, CRAZY EYELASH WITH BIG, GIANT-- LITTLE BEATS OF MAKEUP. 483 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:35,829 Jimmy: YEAH AND I WAS LIKE, "HOW IS THAT THESE WOMEN AND J. CREW, WHO 484 00:31:35,829 --> 00:31:38,431 WANT TO HAVE A REALLY NATURAL LOOK, ARE LOOKING AND FOCUSING ON EYELASHES?" 485 00:31:38,431 --> 00:31:40,333 AND THEN WHAT'S ON THE MARKET, OTHER THAN EXTENSIONS, IS LIKE THESE REALLY VOLUMINOUS, STRIP 486 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:48,808 ONES I CAN'T WEAR THEM. SO, I MADE IT MY OWN 487 00:31:48,808 --> 00:31:51,544 Jimmy: YEAH SO, THESE ARE-- I'M WEARING THESE. 488 00:31:51,544 --> 00:31:54,914 THIS IS THE DREW Jimmy: OH, YOU'RE WEARING THEM NOW 489 00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:58,418 WELL, YOU KNOW-- Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED THE DREW 490 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:01,054 THE DREW-- OH, HONESTLY, YOU KNOW, YOU-- OH 491 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:02,689 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I HAVE-- I HAVE PERFECT EYELASHES? 492 00:32:02,689 --> 00:32:04,891 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I-- HONESTLY, YES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 493 00:32:04,891 --> 00:32:06,726 Jimmy: DO YOU WANT TO PUT ONE ON ME? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 494 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:08,595 I THINK SO DO I NEED THE-- REALLY 495 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:10,697 WILL THEY WORK ON ME I THINK THEY'RE GOING TO BE GREAT. 496 00:32:10,697 --> 00:32:13,500 OH, MY GOD, DO I GET MUSIC FOR THIS Jimmy: WHAT DO I DO 497 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:18,772 LOOK AT MY CHEST. Jimmy: OKAY I WON'T TELL YOUR WIFE. 498 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:20,740 [ LAUGHTER ] OKEY DOKEY, I THINK WE GOT THIS 499 00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:23,476 OH, MY GOD, YOU-- YOU'RE KIND OF HOT, MAN. YOU KNOW 500 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:26,946 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, I FEEL-- FANCY 501 00:32:26,946 --> 00:32:29,149 Jimmy: REALLY I THINK SO. Jimmy: DOES THIS LOOK GOOD? 502 00:32:29,149 --> 00:32:36,790 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: IS THAT BAD? 503 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:42,495 I THINK WE SHOULD DO THE OTHER ONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:32:42,495 --> 00:32:45,865 Jimmy: KIND OF, YEAH. I-- THIS FEELS GREAT. YOU JUST REALLY-- I THINK 505 00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:47,634 THIS MIGHT BE, LIKE, A THING Jimmy: IT FEELS NATCH IT DOES, KIND OF, LOOK 506 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,670 NATURAL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT REALLY ACTUALLY DOES. 507 00:32:50,670 --> 00:32:54,407 YOU LOOK GREAT Jimmy: I LIKE IT. THANK YOU. 508 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,243 WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? Jimmy: YOU LIKE IT? IT LOOKS GOOD, RIGHT? 509 00:32:57,243 --> 00:33:04,351 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: JENNA, CAN WE TALK TO YOU-- CAN WE TALK TO YOU-- 510 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,319 IT'S COMING OFF Jimmy: ARE YOU-- IS IT-- I'M GOING TO FIX THIS 511 00:33:06,319 --> 00:33:08,288 Jimmy: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE IT OFF. NO! 512 00:33:08,288 --> 00:33:10,056 Jimmy: YOU'RE LEAVING IT ON?! OH, MY GOD. 513 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,458 YES! Jimmy: I'M GOING TO THE KNICK GAME AFTER THIS. 514 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,626 THIS'LL BE PERFECT I'LL DO THE REST OF IT. Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL 515 00:33:13,626 --> 00:33:15,695 IT DOES Jimmy: ANDY COHEN, BRAVOCON, ANNOUNCES "REAL HOUSEWIVES, 516 00:33:15,695 --> 00:33:17,130 NEW YORK CITY. JENNA LYONS, THERE YOU ARE, COMING OUT 517 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:19,332 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ARE YOU-- NOT THE MOST, LIKE, NATURAL 518 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:21,201 OF CAREER CHANGE, I KNOW Jimmy: I KNOW I DIDN'T-- I DON'T YOU SEE 519 00:33:21,201 --> 00:33:25,205 DOING THIS AT ALL. SO-- SAME, LIKE, SAME. LIKE, I DIDN'T HAVE A JOB. 520 00:33:25,205 --> 00:33:30,477 Jimmy: OH, STOP IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH. 521 00:33:30,477 --> 00:33:34,514 WHEN I LEFT J. CREW, I WAS LIKE, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" SOME-- I WENT ON PODCASTS 522 00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,383 AND THEY ASKED ME IF I WAS-- IF I HAD HEARD THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A REBOOT OF "THE 523 00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:37,951 REAL HOT GIRL. "ROANY," THEY SAID AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT "ROANY" 524 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:45,225 WAS. AND, APPARENTLY, IT WAS THE "REAL HOUSEWIVES." 525 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:46,893 AND THEY SAID THERE'S NEVER BEEN AN OPENLY GAY WOMAN ON "THE HOUSEWIVES. 526 00:33:46,893 --> 00:33:49,162 AND I WAS LIKE, "HHM." Jimmy: COULD BE SOMETHING WOW, THIS IS BIG 527 00:33:49,162 --> 00:33:51,798 OKAY, EVERYONE'S SILENT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS-- 528 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:53,867 IT'S HOT, YOU GUYS. Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. IT'S A MOMENT. 529 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,269 IT IS A MOMENT. AND SO, I DECIDED THAT I WAS GOING TO DO IT 530 00:33:56,269 --> 00:33:58,104 THEY POSTED THIS PICTURE OF ME, LIKE, IN WITH ALL OF THE OTHER WOMEN AND SAID, LIKE, "WHAT 531 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,740 ABOUT IT?" WHAT DO YOU THINK? AND I THEN DMed ANDY AND I WAS 532 00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,709 LIKE, "THIS IS HYSTERICAL. AND HE'S LIKE, "NO, IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA." 533 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:06,112 Jimmy: WOW. AND I-- Jimmy: I THINK IT IS A GREAT 534 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,647 IDEA DON'T YOU GUYS THINK IT'S A GREAT IDEA 535 00:34:07,647 --> 00:34:10,050 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU. NO, YOU DON'T 536 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,885 Jimmy: I DO AND ARE YOU-- NO, DON'T 537 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:14,287 Jimmy: WAIT NO, ARE YOU TOUGH? ARE YOU TOUGH? 538 00:34:14,287 --> 00:34:16,923 NO, NO. Jimmy: AND YOU TELL LIKE IT IS 539 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:19,325 AND YOUR FASHION AND YOU'RE COOL LOOKING NO, I'M LIKE NONE OF THE 540 00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:21,194 ABOVE. I AM LITERALLY TERRIFIED LIKE, LITERAL-- I DON'T 541 00:34:21,194 --> 00:34:23,063 WANT-- Jimmy: DID YOU FILM ANY OF IT YET 542 00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:25,065 I TOLD THEM, "WE'RE DONE. BUT I STILL HAVE SOME INTERVIEWS TO DO." 543 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,599 Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CATCHPHRASE? I REMEMBER, AT THE BEGINNING, 544 00:34:26,599 --> 00:34:28,168 EVERYONE HAS A COOL CATCHPHRASE. I HAVE ONE. 545 00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:29,936 Jimmy: AND YOU TURN AROUND HOLDING AN APPLE OR SOMETHING. I HAVE ONE. 546 00:34:29,936 --> 00:34:34,741 Jimmy: YOU DO HAVE ONE? I'M NOT TELLING Jimmy: OH, YOU CAN'T TELL 547 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:37,077 OF COURSE, NO SPOILERS HERE'S THE THING. I ACTUALLY, LIKE-- I'M, KIND 548 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:38,712 OF, OBSSESSED WITH MY TAGLINE AND I'M NOT CHANGING IT. AND SO, A FRIEND OF MINE, WE 549 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:41,081 WERE AT THE PEBBLE BAR, DOWNSTAIRS, ACTUALLY Jimmy: OH, I LOVE PEBBLE 550 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:42,816 BAR. I DO TOO. DID YOU KNOW THAT JOHNNY CARSON 551 00:34:42,816 --> 00:34:47,520 USED TO GO DOWN THERE IN THE BACK WAY AND HE LEFT THE SHOW. AND HE WOULD GO DOWN TO 552 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,156 A PUBLIC BAR AND HE NEVER HAD TO GO OUTSIDE DO YOU DO THAT 553 00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,459 Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW THAT I DO THAT DO YOU? 554 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:54,627 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DO YOU-- I USE THE JOHNNY CARSON-- 555 00:34:54,627 --> 00:34:57,163 WHO HIGH-FIVES? WAIT, DO YOU-- [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,232 Jimmy: THIS IS SO YOU THIS IS WHY YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT FOR THE SHOW 557 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:02,502 JENNA LYONS, EVERYBODY LOVESEEN IS AVAILABLE AT TARGET 558 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:04,704 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND "THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY" PREMIERES LATER 559 00:35:04,704 --> 00:35:07,540 THIS YEAR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A A PERFORMANCE FROM ST. VINCENT 560 00:35:07,540 --> 00:35:09,709 AND THE ROOTS. STICK AROUND YOU NAILED IT. 561 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:38,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS 562 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:41,608 PERFORMING AT THE LOVE ROCKS NYC BENEFIT CONCERT TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE BEACON THEATER. 563 00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:45,812 COVERING "GLORY BOX" WITH THE ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME ST. VINCENT! 564 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:45,845 ROOTS, PLEASE WELCOME ST. VINCENT! 565 00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:59,859 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 566 00:35:59,859 --> 00:36:12,672 ♪ ♪ I'M SO TIRE OF PLAYING 567 00:36:12,672 --> 00:36:17,811 PLAYING WITH THI BOW AND ARROW ♪ ♪ GONNA GIVE MY HEART AWA 568 00:36:17,811 --> 00:36:27,187 LEAVE IT TO THE OTHE GIRLS TO PLA FOR I'VE BEEN A ♪ 569 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:36,396 ♪ TEMPTRESS TOO LON JUST GIVE ME A REASON 570 00:36:36,396 --> 00:36:54,314 TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO TO BE A WOMA 571 00:36:54,314 --> 00:37:08,728 I JUST WANNA BE A WOMA FROM THIS TIME, UNCHAINED ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL LOOKING A 572 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:16,169 A DIFFERENT PICTUR THROUGH THIS NEW FRAME OF MIND ♪ 573 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:22,509 ♪ A THOUSAND FLOWER COULD BLOO MOVE OVER AND GIVE U 574 00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:35,522 SOME ROOM, YEAH ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO TO LOVE YO 575 00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:54,307 GIVE ME A REASON TO BE A WOMAN ♪ ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪ 576 00:37:54,307 --> 00:38:24,237 ♪ ♪ 577 00:38:29,909 --> 00:38:40,553 ♪ SO DON'T YO STOP BEING A MAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE LOO 578 00:38:40,553 --> 00:39:01,107 FROM OUR SIDE WHEN YOU CAN ♪ ♪ SOW A LITTLE TENDERNESS NO MATTER IF YOU CRY 579 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:12,485 JUST GIVE ME A REASO TO LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ GIVE ME A REASO 580 00:39:12,485 --> 00:39:34,341 TO BE A WOMA I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMA FOR THIS IS THE BEGINNING ♪ 581 00:39:34,341 --> 00:39:57,630 ♪ OF FOREVER AND EVER IT'S TIME TO MOVE OVER I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMA 582 00:39:57,630 --> 00:40:18,718 I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪ ♪ I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN I JUST WANT TO BE A WOMAN ♪ 583 00:40:18,718 --> 00:40:28,995 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ST. VINCENT! 584 00:40:28,995 --> 00:40:35,235 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ROOTS! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 585 00:40:35,235 --> 00:40:40,807 CHECK OUT LOVEROCKSNYC.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION MY THANKS TO KERRY WASHINGTON, 586 00:40:40,807 --> 00:40:47,947 JENNA LYONS, ST. VINCENT, ONCE AGAIN! AND OF COURSE THE ROOTS RIGHT 587 00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:51,084 THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 588 00:40:51,084 --> 00:40:53,586 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 589 00:40:53,586 --> 00:40:53,586 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪