Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BOB ODENKIRK
PARIS HILTON COLLIN MORIKAWA. MUSICAL GUEST, ASAKE
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1813
Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A HOT CROWD, RIGHT THERE.
WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW,"
EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL, GUYS, FOR EVERYONE INVESTED IN OUR COUNTRY'S BANKS, MARCH MADNESS HAS BEGUN
[ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS
OVER THE WEEKEND, THE U.S. ECONOMY WAS ROCKED AFTER THE SILICON VALLEY BANK CRASHED,
BECOMING THE SECOND LARGEST BANK FAILURE IN U.S. HISTORY IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN PEOPLE WHO
ARE WATCHING CNBC ARE SHRIEKING LOUDER THAN THE PEOPLE WATCHING "SCREAM VI."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "OH. SILICON VALLEY BANK KNEW THEY
WERE IN TROUBLE WHEN THEY SAW THEMSELVES IN THE OSCARS IN MEMORIAM
THEY GO, "OH [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S US.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT WAS REFRESHING TO HEAR ABOUT A A CRASH THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH A SELF-DRIVING TESLA. DON'T YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ]
IN RESPONSE TO THE CRASH, TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED A SPEECH AND ASSURED
AMERICANS THEY CAN HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT THE BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE
HEARING FROM BIDEN ACTUALLY DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT WERE REALLY BAD,
HE WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE, "KAMALA, YOU TAKE THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
"YOU DO THIS." BIDEN TRIED TO PUT EVERYONE AT EASE
HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY. I GOT THROUGH THE FIRST GREAT DEPRESSION
I'LL GET THROUGH THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, IN RESPONSE, TRUMP
SAID, "IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE WHERE WE NEED A PRESIDENT WITH EXPERIENCE OF MULTIPLE
BANKRUPTCIES AND THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S WHERE I'M --" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING -- SPEAKING OF TRUMP,
THIS IS AN ODD STORY SOME OF THE JANUARY 6th RIOTERS FORMED A GROUP IN JAIL CALLED
THE J6 PRISON CHOIR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND TRUMP RECORDED A SONG WITH
THEM THAT REACHED NUMBER ONE ON iTUNES [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS ALL REAL Steve: WHAT Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH IT'S LIKE CLIPS OF STUFF - WORDS HE SANG.
Steve: OH Jimmy: ANYWAYS, WITH THE SUCCESS OF THE SONG, IT'S
INSPIRED TRUMP TO RELEASE MORE MUSIC. Steve: REALLY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND HE ACTUALLY JUST RELEASED AN AD FOR HIS NEW
ALBUM. WATCH THIS
IF YOU LIKED HIS WORK WITH
THE J6 PRISON CHOIR, THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS INTRODUCING, "PRESIDENT TRUMP
SINGS THE HITS." INCLUDING COVERS OF TODAY'S BIGGEST SONGS, SUCH AS
"ANTI-HERO" BY TAYLOR SWIFT. * IT'S JOE BIDE HE'S THE PROBLEM
IT'S HE * "UNHOLY" BY SAM SMITH AND KIM PETRAS
* MOMMY DON'T KNO DADDY'S GETTING TENSE * * HIDING DOCUMENT
DOWN IN MAR-A-LAGOLY * "AS IT WAS" BY HARRY STYLES * IN FLORID
DeSANTIS * * YOU KNOW HE'S JUS AS LAME AS MY SONS *
"KILL BILL" BY SZA. * I MIGHT KILL MIKE PENCE NOT THE BEST IDEA *
AND, OF COURSE, "FLOWERS" BY MILEY CYRUS. * I COULD LIV
IN TRUMP TOWER * * I COULD EAT THREE BIG MAC FOR LUNC
MAYBE FOUR, WHO KNOWS * * STAY ON TRUTH SOCIA FOR HOURS *
* PUT THINGS IN THE TOILE THAT WON'T FLUSH * TRY IT AGAIN.
FLUSH IT AGAIN PRESIDENT TRUMP SINGS THE HITS
AND HE'S BEING SUED FOR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT SHOULD DO WELL.
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: IT SHOULD DO VERY WELL
Steve: OH, MY GOSH. Jimmy: WELL, SOME SPORTS NEWS
EVERYONE'S EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY WAS SELECTION SUNDAY, WHERE THEY ANNOUNCE THE
68 TEAMS IN THIS YEAR'S MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT YEP.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S EXCITING. THAT'S RIGHT
IT STARTS AT 68, THEN 32, THEN EVENTUALLY DOWN TO 1, JUST LIKE THE NUMBER OF U.S. BANKS
[ LAUGHTER ] AND -- YEAH, FIRST OSCAR POOLS, AND NOW BRACKETS
IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN WE LOSE MONEY TO COWORKERS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE?
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS GRAHAM
I OWE GRAHAM $20." WELL, MARCH MADNESS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
THERE'S SO MANY GREAT TEAMS THIS YEAR. KANSAS, PURDUE, GONZAGA -- IS
IT GONZAGA OR GONZAGA? I'M ALWAYS FORGETTING HOW THEY'RE PRONOUNCED
Steve: OH, COME ON. COME ON. IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
THE TOURNAMENT, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE NAMES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Jimmy: OH, SO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE ALL THIS YEAR'S MEN'S BASKETBALL TEAMS
Steve: NOT ONLY THAT, I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE EVERY COLLEGE BASKETBALL TEAM.
I'M AN ANNOUNCER KIND OF MY JOB SO, GO AHEAD
[ LAUGHTER ] TEST ME, GIVE ME SOME NAMES. Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO GIVE
YOU SOME NAMES - ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I CAN TEST YOU REAL QUICK
WHAT IS THIS WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS? Steve: OH, COME ON.
CORN HOLE. EASY [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HOW ABOUT THIS SCHOOL?
Steve: "VANDERPUMP RULES. COME ON, GIVE ME A HARD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ]
RAPID FIRE ME. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT -- YOU WANT RAPID FIRE?
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO WHAT'S THIS?
Steve: OKAY USB CORD [ LAUGHTER ]
CHARLTON HESTON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MARY JANE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BURNING MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
LIPOSUCTION. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MISS, I PEE-PEE GREAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] VIAGRA [ LAUGHTER ]
PREPUBESCENCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] STORMY DANIELS' BOOK
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DOOKIE [ LAUGHTER ]
ORAL SEX ROBOT [ LAUGHTER ] SWEET BONING ADVENTURE
OH, THIS IS KEN'S ASS. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, VAGINA
[ LAUGHTER ] WEST VAGINA. [ LAUGHTER ]
PENIS TAINT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU CAN
SAY THIS ON TV BALL STATE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH THANK YOU.
YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THEM
ALL. STEVE HIGGINS, EVERYBODY STEVE HIGGINS.
THANK -- SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH WELL, SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT
NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS THE 95th ACADEMY AWARDS
AND I WANT TO SAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS
"EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE" HAD A HUGE NIGHT, TAKING HOME SEVEN AWARDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, THE OSCARS WERE ON AT THE SAME TIME AS THE SEASON
FINALE OF "THE LAST OF US. AND YOU COULD TELL PEOPLE WERE A LITTLE DISTRACTED.
CHECK OUT -- CHECK THIS OUT.
ALONGSIDE YOU IN THIS CATEGORY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
PEOPLE ARE TURNING ON OTHERS YEAH, THAT THEY DO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THEY HAD TWO - Steve: HE'S WATCHING IT
VERY BRIGHT LIGHT. Jimmy: THEY HAD TWO CAMERA ANGLES
THEY HAD - Steve: YEAH, TWO CAMERA ANGLES
THERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OVER HIS SHOULDER, YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I HEARD THAT APPLE IS WORKING
ON AIR PODS THAT CAN IMPROVE YOUR HEARING, MONITOR YOUR POSTURE, AND TAKE YOUR
TEMPERATURE. TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE? PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "EXACTLY
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE THINGS?" [ LAUGHTER ]
MY POSTURE IS BETTER WOW. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DECADES, IQ SCORES IN THE U.S. HAVE
FALLEN AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE TRUE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT
EPISODE OF "JEOPARDY!" I SAW
GRUMPIEST, SNEEZIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
KRIS ANNE. WHAT IS "FREE WILLY." NO.
HE LAID DOWN HIS FIRST LAW OF MOTION BY FINDING AN OBJECT'S MOMENT IS CONSTANT
BRAD WHO IS STANLEY TUCCI. NO.
THE STATE MAMMAL OF NEBRASKA IS THE WHITE TAILED THIS. REUBEN
WHAT'S A SUITCASE NO. PRINCESS WHO SAID, "HELP ME,
OBI-WAN KENBI. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. WHO IS PRINCESS PEACH
NO. IT'S THE MAIN GREENHOUSE GAS AFFECTING EARTH'S CLIMATE DUE
TO HUMAN ACTIVITY. SAM? WHAT IS PINE TAR?
NO. IT FOLLOWS "RAV" AND PRECEDES "RUNNER" IN THE NAMES OF TOYOTA
MODELS STEPHEN. WHAT IS THE WHOLE ENCHILADA
NO. MILES DAVIS WAS CENTRAL TO THE MUSICAL MOVEMENT KNOWN AS
"COOL" THIS. JASON? WHAT'S THE LEANING TOWER OF
PISA NO. WITH FLAVORS LIKE COOL RANCH,
IT'S NO SURPRISE THIS CHIP BRAND HAS A COOL STYLIZED TRIANGLE ON ITS BAGS
WHAT ARE HOT DOGS NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: WAY OFF. WAY OFF. AND FINALLY, A MAN IN ILLINOIS
IS SUING BUFFALO WILD WINGS, BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THEIR BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST CHICKEN
NUGGETS. [ LAUGHTER ] BUFFALO WILD WINGS WAS LIKE,
"CONGRATS, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON SOBER ENOUGH TO NOTICE. YEAH
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW BOB ODENKIRK IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PARIS HILTON IS JOINING US CHAMPION GOLFER,
COLLIN MORIKAWA, IS HERE AND MAKING HIS TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM
ASAKE. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH --
BOB ODENKIRK IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
I JOINED THE CAST OF "BLIPPI" THIS SEASON [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THE -- THE CHILDREN'S SHOW, "BLIPPI" THEY DIDN'T WRITE THAT?
Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I PLAY BLIPPI'S EVIL
NEMESIS, GORPI [ LAUGHTER ]
THE APPLE SLICES AND [ BLEEP ]
UP BERRY BROCCOLI. Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU
KNOW FROM "BREAKING BAD" AND "BETTER CALL SAUL. [ CHEERS ]
SURE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES!
NOW HE'S STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "LUCKY HANK," WHICH PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON AMC
AND AMC PLUS PLEASE WELCOME BOB ODENKIRK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BOB, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
WELCOME BACK THANK YOU, BUDDY. Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE
HERE WOW, THANKS Jimmy: I HAVE A LOT TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT ALL RIGHT Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, SINCE
"BETTER CALL SAUL" -- YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY, IT HAS NOW
ENDED. IT HAS COME TO AN END. IT DID?
THE SHOW Jimmy: BARELY IT WAS SO FRESH.
I MEAN, NO -- I KNOW, IT IS. "THEY KEEP CALLING ME BACK. Jimmy: BUT YOU DID THAT
CHARACTER FOR 13 YEARS YEAH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THREE OR
FOUR EPISODES. THEY ASKED Jimmy: THEY ASKED
YEAH. Jimmy: NO WAY YEAH, AND THEN TURNED INTO
MY WHOLE LIFE. SO -- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN -- I'M THANKFUL FOR IT
BUT IT WAS -- Jimmy: ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY EVERYTHING WRAPPED UP?
OH, VERY HAPPY. AND I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYONE HAS SEEN THE FINALE, BUT IF YOU
HAVEN'T YET, IT -- IT PLAYS OUT REALLY BEAUTIFULLY THE WRITERS JUST DID SUCH
A GREAT JOB. SO, I'M -- I'LL -- YOU KNOW, ALWAYS BE THANKFUL FOR THAT
ROLE, THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME I -- I -- THE LAST SEASON, I WAS SCARED BECAUSE THAT WE
HEARD NEWS THAT YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK YEAH, I DID
Jimmy: YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK I SURE DID.
AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CLASSIC HEART ATTACK [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OH, WOW. YOU DID. YEAH
I SAY, "GIMME THE TOP -- THE BEST ONE." BUT IT ALL -- IT ALL PLAYED OUT
FINE BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS THERE TO SAVE MY LIFE, AND I HAD CPR DONE RIGHT AWAY.
AND I HAVE STINTS. Jimmy: AND SOMEONE DID CPR ON THE SET
OH, YEAH. YEAH THE -- THE AMBULANCE DIDN'T
SHOW UP FOR 25 MINUTES, SO I -- I HAVE TWO STINTS. AND I'M GREAT.
I'M GREAT. Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY, DUDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I'M SO HAPPY I -- I -- 'CAUSE -- I WAS LIKE -- I GOT SCARED, BUT I
KNOW YOU AND I KNOW YOU WERE IN GREAT SHAPE.
I WAS Jimmy: BECAUSE I SAW "NOBODY.
YEAH. I DID AN ACTION FILM CALLED "NOBODY.
Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC IT'S A GREAT MOVIE IT GOT ME IN --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE, AND THAT
HELPED MY HEART TO SURVIVE THAT INCIDENT Jimmy: YEAH
SO, EXERCISE AND IT'LL HELP YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU FROM "MR. SHOW.
AS A COMEDY WRITER, YOU KNOW ME Jimmy: I KNOW YOU
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO -- Jimmy: "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
-- FOR MOST OF MY CAREER. Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN YOU STARTED THERE
AFTER I LEFT Jimmy: YEAH AND YEAH.
Jimmy: I -- I ONCE MET YOU ON THE STREET ONCE IN L.A. AND I DO REMEMBER THAT.
Jimmy: YOU DO AND IT WAS OUTSIDE THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE
Jimmy: VIRGIN MEGASTORE AND YOU WERE EITHER JUST ABOUT TO DO THE BOSTON MOVIE
OR -- OR HAD DONE IT Jimmy: JUST -- NO, RIGHT BEFORE
I WAS BRAND NEW ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." YEAH, YOU WERE --
Jimmy: AND I WAS SO NERVOUS TO SEE YOU YOU WERE VERY NERVOUS
YES. Jimmy: BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS BOB ODENKIRK.
IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU AND I'M -- Jimmy: YOU WERE SO NICE TO
ME OH. Jimmy: AND I WILL NEVER
FORGET THAT BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A COMEDIAN -- WELL, AS SOON AS YOU WALKED
AWAY, I SAID -- Jimmy: "I HATE THIS [ BLEEP
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I SAY IT TO NO ONE Jimmy: HE TALKED MY EAR OFF
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME AND WHEN YOU'RE FIRST STARTING
OFF IN COMEDY -- YEAH. Jimmy: -- ANYONE WHO'S NICE
TO YOU, JUST -- IT TAKES JUST EVEN TWO MINUTES OF BEING NICE TO YOU
YEAH, NOTHING -- I -- YES.
Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET. ROBIN WILLIAMS -- I REMEMBER WHEN DAVID CROSS AND I DID
"COMIC RELIEF VIII," AND WE WERE DOING "MR. SHOW" AND HARDLY ANYONE SAW US WHEN THAT
SHOW WAS ON OR SINCE [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND WE DID "COMIC RELIEF
VIII" AND WE WERE SO PROUD TO BE INVITED AND TO BE A PART OF IT
AND THEN ONLY ROBIN CAME TO US AND SAID, "YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUNNY.
AND HE HAD SEEN "MR. SHOW" AND IT WAS SO GREAT. Jimmy: THAT'S SO GREAT.
IT MEANT SO MUCH TO US. I DON'T KNOW -- Jimmy: YOU DON'T FORGET
THAT NO. Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- IT'S THE
BEST I -- YEAH.
Jimmy: SO, I'M LOOKING AT THIS LIST. "ROLLING STONE" RELEASED THIS
LIST OF THE 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME. OH.
Jimmy: AND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD IT STARTS A LITTLE DEBATE AND ALL THIS STUFF
YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHAT IS THE BEST
YOU'RE ON IT THREE TIMES, BUD. THREE DIFFERENT SHOWS. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THAT YEAH.
Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TOO SHABBY THIS IS "MR.SHOW," "BETTER CALL
SAUL," AND "BREAKING BAD." AND I DON'T KNOW -- MY PUBLICIST DID NOT TELL ME HOW
MUCH THAT COST, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, YEAH I'D -- Jimmy: BUT THAT'S AMAZING
YOU HAD TO GO FROM A COMEDY -- A COMEDIAN -- A COMEDY WRITER --
YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KNOW -- DRAMA ACTING, IT'S WEIRD AND
SOMEHOW, I -- I DON'T KNOW SHOWBIZ IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW Jimmy: SHOWBIZ IS WEIRD
YEAH BUT YOU'RE -- YOU -- YOU'RE A VERY TALENTED GUY.
OH, THANK YOU, BUDDY. Jimmy: YOU CAN DO "SAUL." YOU JUST GOT HONORED WITH THIS
YEAH. Jimmy: 2023 MAN OF THE YEAR LOOK AT THIS.
Jimmy: HASTY PUDDING, HARVARD. HARVARD -- AT HARVARD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HARVARD. HARVARD'S HASTY PUDDING.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL THAT -- UH-HUH, OKAY. SO, I THINK THAT THIS MEANS I
CAN TELL PEOPLE I WENT TO MR. HARVARD'S COLLEGE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH MR. HARVARD. YOU WENT TO HARVARD.
YEAH, EXACTLY. I DID Jimmy: WHAT -- DID IT --
IT WAS GREAT FUN. Jimmy: I FOUND YOUR COLLEGE ID ONLINE.
OH, YEAH. AND NOW, MY REAL COLLEGE EXPERIENCE
READY FOR THIS Jimmy: "LOOK AT THIS. LOOK OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT WAS THIS -- WHAT WAS THIS DUDE ALL ABOUT?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- WHAT WAS HE ALL ABOUT? HE WAS A GOOD GUY
Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE CONFUSED
ACTUALLY, WHAT HAPPENED THERE WAS -- I WAS VERY YOUNG WHEN I WENT TO COLLEGE.
SO, I'M 17 AND THIS IS MY SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE AND -- AND I WALK IT THROUGH
THE RAIN IT WAS RAINING AT SIU, SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY.
IT'S -- PICTURE DAY WAS RAINY DAY. AND I --
Jimmy: DRENCHED YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO BE A WRITER
I WANTED TO BE A NOVELIST, WHICH IS -- TIES INTO THIS SHOW THAT I JUST MADE, "LUCKY HANK,"
FOR AMC. BUT I -- AT THAT TIME, I WANTED TO BE A SERIOUS WRITER
I LOVE JACK KEROUAC WRITING. AND I -- I READ A LOT. I READ JOHN GARDNER AND
LITERARY CRITICISM I REALLY WAS SERIOUS ABOUT IT. EXCEPT THEN WHEN I WOULD SIT
DOWN TO WRITE, I WOULD JUST WRITE COMEDY SKETCHES. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WOULD WRITE PARODY COMMERCIALS. LIKE, HOW IS THAT -- THAT'S
NEVER GOING TO GET YOU TO A NOVEL. Jimmy: NO
BUT YOU -- YOU COULDN'T STOP WRITING FUNNY BITS BUT I JUST DID IT -- I JUST
LOVED IT I -- I LOVED DOING IT. I LOVE "MONTY PYTHON" SO MUCH.
AND AFTER A FEW MONTHS AND I HAD A LITTLE RADIO SHOW ON THE -- WIDB, THE LOCAL RADIO
STATION, WHICH NO ONE LISTENED TO -- Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- WHICH IS GREAT WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT.
DO PERFORM, RIGHT? BUT MAKE SURE THERE'S NO AUDIENCE
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE THEN YOU -- THAT'S GOOD ADVICE.
SO, THERE'S NO RECORD OF IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO GREAT BECAUSE I'M SURE
IT WAS AWFUL BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW, YOU DO THAT FOR
A COUPLE OF YEARS AND YOU GET GOOD AT SOMETHING. AND EVENTUALLY, I GOT TO "SNL"
WHEN I WAS 25. AND -- AND THEN I HAD TO GET GOOD FAST.
Jimmy: YEAH YOU DID. AND YOU GOT -- SO, LET'S TALK
ABOUT "LUCKY HANK. BECAUSE THIS IS -- "LUCKY HANK," IT'S A NEW
SHOW YEAH Jimmy: THE OTHER SHOW IS
STILL FRESH. VERY FRESH. Jimmy: YOU JUST FINISH THAT
YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU HAVE THIS SHOW.
I KNOW. Jimmy: IT PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY
YOU PLAY HANK. WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR.
HE'S A CRABBY, OLD MAN [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LOOK, I'M PLAYING A GUY
WHO'S CLOSER TO MY AGE, WHICH IS KIND OF GREAT AND HE'S FUNNY
HE JOKES CONSTANTLY. AND IT'S AN AMAZING CAST OF FUNNY CHARACTERS, ACTORS, GREAT
ACTORS WHO PLAY THIS, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE PROFESSORS IN THIS ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
AND IT'S REALLY ABOUT, THEY SAY, A MIDLIFE CRISIS. AND IT'S JUST ABOUT PEOPLE
BEING STUPID AND CRUEL TO EACH OTHER. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHY NOT? BECAUSE -- BECAUSE IN
ACADEMIA, LIKE ANY WORKPLACE SITUATION, YOU PROVE YOUR WORTH BY GETTING ONE OVER ON THE GUY
NEXT TO YOU OR THE LADY NEXT TO YOU. Jimmy: YEAH
AND SO, THAT'S WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING THEY'RE TRAJECTORIZING AND
TRYING TO MAKE IT. YOU KNOW, TRYING TO BE IMPORTANT.
AND SO, THERE'S A LOT OF COMEDY IN IT. PETER FARRELLY DID A WONDERFUL
JOB DIRECTING OUR FIRST EPISODE. Jimmy: COME ON,
PETER FARRELLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE OF THE GREATS
ONE OF THE GREATS. Jimmy: OSCAR WINNER, BY THE WAY.
YEAH, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE IT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME COMEDY AND DRAMA,
MIXED 50/50. NOT EASY TO DO Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHAT WE SHOT FOR Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP
HERE'S BOB ODENKIRK IN "LUCKY HANK." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE HERE. THE MAIN PIECE OF EVIDENCE IS
THAT YOU ARE HERE. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE HERE MEANS YOU DIDN'T TRY VERY HARD IN
HIGH SCHOOL OR FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU SHOWED VERY LITTLE PROMISE.
DID THAT SOUND HARSH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL SMILE THROUGH THE REST OF
THIS YOU ARE HERE AND EVEN IF YOU'RE PRESENT AT
THIS MIDDLING COLLEGE IN THIS SAD, FORGOTTEN TOWN WITH SOME BIZARRE ANOMALY AND YOU DO HAVE
THE PROMISE OF GENIUS, WHICH I'LL BET A KIDNEY THAT YOU DON'T, IT WILL NEVER SURFACE
I AM NOT A GOOD ENOUGH WRITER OR WRITING TEACHER TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU
AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT HOW? BECAUSE I, TOO, AM HERE --
[ LAUGHTER ] -- AT RAILTON COLLEGE, MEDIOCRITY'S CAPITAL
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "I, TOO, AM HERE."
SO, I CAN RELATE WELL DONE Jimmy: THAT'S SO WELL DONE.
YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT
BUT YOU JUST WRAPPED "BETTER CALL SAUL" AND YOU ALREADY FILMED A WHOLE NEW OTHER
SERIES WHOA! ONE SERIES
I ACTUALLY -- TWO. Jimmy: WHAT
I DIDN'T -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S ANOT -- Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
ANOTHER SHOW WELL, YEAH. THIS -- I JOINED THE CAST OF
"BLIPPI" THIS SEASON [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE -- THE CHILDREN'S
SHOW, "BLIPPI" DID YOU WRITE THAT? Jimmy: NO
[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I PLAY BLIPPI'S EVIL NEMESIS, GORPI
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BLIPPI HAD A NEMESIS
I MEAN, WHAT'S GOING ON -- ON THE SHOW JUST A LOT OF BLIPPI STUFF,
YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, BASICALLY -- I GUESS I
SHOULD SAY SPOILER ALERT BUT MY CHARACTER, GORPI, STOLE BLIPPI'S MAGIC STRAWBERRY THAT
TEACHES HIM THE ALPHABET Jimmy: WOW. AND NOW BLIPPI CAN'T SPEAK
BECAUSE HE FORGOT THE ALPHABET SO, THAT MEANS HE CAN'T RSVP TO MR. TOOTHBRUSH'S CLEANUP PARTY
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHAT BLIPPI DOESN'T KNOW, RIGHT?
Jimmy: UH-HUH IS THAT I KIDNAPPED HIS DATE TO THE CLEANUP PARTY, MAIDESS
MANNERS. AND THIS -- THIS IS THROWING THE ENTIRE WORLD IN TURMOIL
BECAUSE NOW -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GUYS ARE -- YOU ALREADY
KNOW THIS. BUT ANYWAY, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SAY "PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
ALSO, JUST, THIS ENTIRE SEASON IS A DREAM THAT THE NUMBER EIGHT IS HAVING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WELL, THAT -- THIS IS --
AND -- Jimmy: IT'S INTERESTING I WOULDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD
DO A CHILDREN'S SHOW I -- [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, I MEAN, THEY PAID ME A A LOT OF MONEY [ LAUGHTER ]
PLUS, THEY GAVE ME COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY EVEN LET ME WRITE MY OWN DIALOGUE I -- I BROUGHT A CLIP IF YOU
GUYS WANT TO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CAN WE DO THAT
LET'S GO. CAN WE SEE IT? Jimmy: RICK, CAN WE SEE IT?
CAN WE SEE IT IS THERE ANY WAY TO SEE IT IS THERE ANY TVs
Jimmy: BOB ODENKIRK AS THE VILLAIN, GORPI, IN THE NEW SEASON OF "BLIPPI.
IT'S HAPPENING.
* SO MUCH TO LEARN ABOU IT'LL MAKE YOU
WANT TO SHOUT BLIPPI * ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU PIECES OF [ BLEEP ].
BASICALLY, [ BLEEP ] BLIPPI JUST MET A TALKING CRAYON THAT TAUGHT HIM HOW TO
TIE HIS [ BLEEP ] SHOES. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S ONLY THREE LETTERS I
TRUST. [ LAUGHTER ] A, Q, Z.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. A, I WANT YOU TO BREAK INTO PROFESSOR NAPTIME'S TREEHOUSE.
STEAL THAT [ BLEEP ] FINGER PAINTS [ LAUGHTER ]
Z, I NEED YOU TO PUT DOWN THE APPLE SLICES AND [ BLEEP ] UP BARRY BROCCOLI AT LUNCHTIME
WHEN HE'S SINGING HIS HEALTHY LUNCH SONG MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.
AND Q, I NEED TO YOU FIND OUT WHEN BLIPPI IS TAKING HIS NEXT BUBBLE BATH BECAUSE I'M GOING
TO TEACH THAT MOTHER [ BLEEP ] A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY.
[ TOASTER POPS UP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BLIPPI!
Jimmy: WOW! WOW, BOB ODENKIRK -- I'VE -- I'M BASICALLY
WORKING. I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SO HAPPY
CONGRATULATIONS. BOB ODENKIRK "LUCKY HANK" PREMIERES THIS
SUNDAY ON AMC AND AMC PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW.
CONGRATS, THAT'S REALLY DARK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST, RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH
YOU POUR THE MILK Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN PUT THE CEREAL
Jimmy: YEAH THE MILK DOESN'T SPLASH OUTSIDE THE BOWL
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ENTREPRENEUR, DEEJAY, A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR.
HER NEW BOOK, "PARIS: THE MEMOIR," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME, PARIS HILTON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: PARIS! HELLO WHAT'S UP NEW YORK
Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME BACK
THE MEMOIR'S OUT TOMORROW. I WANT TO GET TO THIS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE LAST
TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, WHICH I'M SO PSYCHED EVERY TIME YOU COME ON.
IT'S ALWAYS GREAT. LAST TIME, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
YES Jimmy: YES. YOU -- COMMERCIAL CAME, AND
SOMEONE RAN OUT, WAS IT YOUR MOM? YES
Jimmy: YOUR MOM RAN OUT AND GOES, "PARIS, YOU'RE WEARING TWO DIFFERENT SHOES.
MM-HM [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DURING THE WHOLE
INTERVIEW. AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW.
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING BUT HERE'S THE PICTURE OF YOU BEFORE -- BEFORE YOU CHANGED
THIS IS DURING ONE OF OUR INTERVIEWS [ LAUGHTER ]
I -- I HAVE A CLOSEUP OF JUST THE SHOES THERE, JUST SO WE KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW HOW I, LIKE, DIDN'T NOTICE THAT, BECAUSE ONE
IS, LIKE, ALL CRYSTALLIZED AND ONE IS, LIKE, NUDE Jimmy: DID ANYONE THINK THAT
YOU WERE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, LIKE IT'S A STYLE CHOICE THEY DID.
PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WHO IS THE DESIGNER THAT'S SO COOL."
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. THAT'S SO GOOD
BUT YOUR MOM CAME OUT AND STRAIGHTENED IT OUT. AND SO, YOU CHANGED SHOES.
BUT I JUST WANTED TO REMIND THAT I THOUGHT THAT MADE ME LAUGH
[ LAUGHTER ] ONLY ME Jimmy: ONLY YOU
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, RIGHT HERE, PAL.
YOU BECAME A MOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES
HE IS SUCH AN ANGEL. Jimmy: HOW IS HE? HE'S THE BEST
HE'S THE CUTEST, SWEETEST. I'M JUST SO OBSESSED WITH HIM. MY HEART FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING
TO EXPLODE Jimmy: REALLY MM-HM
Jimmy: AND DO YOU JUST STARE AT HIM WHAT DO YOU --
STARE AT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT.
YES THAT'S ALL YOU DO. YOU JUST GO, "OH, MY GOD,
YOU'RE A PERFECT BABY. IT'S THE BEST Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST THING.
AND MOM, KATHY, IS LOVING BEING GRANDMA? YES
Jimmy: YEAH, I COULD JUST IMAGINE. OBSESSED.
JUST SHOWING UP ALL THE TIME, UNANNOUNCED. Jimmy: UNANNOUNCED, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S, LIKE, IN THERE I'M LIKE, "MOM, WHEN DID YOU
GET HERE?" SHE'S LIKE, "OH, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO -- YEAH, I'VE GOT TO
WAIT FOR THE BABY TO WAKE UP NOW -- YOU BEING A DEEJAY, I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE A GOOD
PLAYLIST FOR THE BABY. YES, OF COURSE. Jimmy: YOU DO
MM-HM Jimmy: WHAT IS BABY INTO NOW.
WELL, I ACTUALLY SANG HIS FAVORITE LULLABY IS MY SONG, "STARS ARE BLIND."
Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MM-HM YES. HE HAS GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC
Jimmy: YEAH MM-HM Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU WERE
GREAT WITH MILEY THANK YOU Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC
I LOVE HER SO MUCH. SHE'S SO COOL. Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T BEAT
MILEY CYRUS. BUT THAT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GOING TO
COME OUT AND ROCK IT OUT AND DO "STARS." SHE'S A FAN OF THE SONG?
YES Jimmy: I LOVE HER I LOVE HER.
Jimmy: DUDE, YOU GUYS TOGETHER YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS EPIC Jimmy: THAT WAS AWESOME
LET'S TALK ABOUT, YOU HAVE A A MEMOIR IT'S OUT TOMORROW.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH.
Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE READY TO WRITE A A MEMOIR
WAS IT THE DOC DEFINITELY THE DOCUMENTARY. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I
ACTUALLY GOT REAL AND STARTED JUST THINKING ABOUT SO MANY THINGS I HAD WENT THROUGH IN MY
LIFE Jimmy: YEAH AND IT WAS JUST TIME, I FEEL
THAT, TO TELL MY TRUTH Jimmy: YEAH IT'S -- IT GETS -- THE STRUGGLE
STORIES IN THERE AND IT GETS DARK AT CERTAIN POINTS BUT THERE'S FUNNIER, LIGHTER
MOMENTS AND THINGS IN HERE THAT I -- BUT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT YOU.
BUT I THINK THIS IS, FOR ONE EXAMPLE, YOU LIKE TO DO PRANK PHONE CALLS?
YES [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T
KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE A SEPARATE PHONE JUST FOR PRANKING PEOPLE?
I DO. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOW, HOW DID YOU DO
IT AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PRANK PHONE CALL
WAS IT SOMETHING YOU DID IN HIGH SCHOOL? OR -
MY MOM TAUGHT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOUR MOM PRANKS
PEOPLE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF PRANK CALLS.
SHE IS SO GOOD AT IT Jimmy: REALLY YES
Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU ALL REACT? DO YOU HEAR ON THE OTHER LINE,
OR PICK UP WHEN SHE CALLS, OR SPEAKER PHONE? WE DO IT AT HER HOUSE, LIKE,
USUALLY DURING PARTIES, LIKE, AT THE END LIKE, WE'LL ALL GET TOGETHER IN
THE ROOM AND JUST, LIKE, HAVE A PRANK CALLING AFTER-PARTY. Jimmy: OH MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND WHEN YOU DO IT, DO YOU CHANGE YOUR VOICE AT
ALL? YES, MY NAME IS PHILLIS, AND I LIKE TO SMOKE THE CIGS
AND I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT, DARLING. Jimmy: OH MY GOD.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M JUST -- "I LIKE TO SMOKE THE CIGS.
YES I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE --
Jimmy: WHY NOT? I LOVE LEARNING THAT STUFF, BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, IT'S LIGHT
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAD A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR AND, ALSO, YOUR BUSINESS BRAIN
IS PHENOMENAL -- THANK YOU Jimmy: -- TO LEARN ABOUT.
AND YOU LEARN ABOUT THIS I ALSO WILL SAY, IT DOES GET VERY DARK FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T
KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KIND OF ARE IN
SHOCK, AND YOU GO LIKE, "WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WENT THROUGH THIS."
AND I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE TELLING YOUR STORY BUT THIS IS -- A LOT OF STUFF
HAPPENED TO YOU AS A TEENAGER. AND YOU'VE ACTUALLY TAKEN IT TO -- TO -- TO CONGRESS.
YEAH. WE'VE CHANGED LAWS IN EIGHT STATES SO FAR AND ALL THE WAY
IN IRELAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU.
YES. AND NOW WE'RE GOING BACK TO D.C. IN APRIL TO INTRODUCE OUR
NEW BILL TO MAKE THIS FEDERAL. Jimmy: COME ON. THIS IS -- YOU ARE SO
FASCINATING. CONGRATS ON THIS THANK YOU
Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS, AND CONGRATS ON THIS TOO YES
Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. THAT'S -- IT'S -- YOU'RE THE BEST THING EVER.
MY TWO BABIES Jimmy: PARIS HILTON, EVERYBODY.
"PARIS: THE MEMOIR" IS OUT TOMORROW PICK IT UP ONLINE, GO TO BARNES
& NOBLE, WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
COLLIN MORIKAWA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FIVE-TIME PGA TOUR CHAMPION
AND IS RANKED AS ONE OF THE TOP GOLFERS IN THE WORLD YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW
DOCUSERIES, "FULL SWING," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME COLLIN MORIKAWA
* [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COLLIN, WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU THANKS, JIMMY. Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE
SHOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PGA TOUR RIGHT NOW
YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THAT MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE TRAVELING, OBVIOUSLY
SO, YOU'RE ON THE PLANE. AND THEN YOU JUST TOOK A A PICTURE OF THIS.
"CLUBS FELL OUT OF THE LUGGAGE CART AND SAT THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES WITH NO ONE IN SIGHT
LET'S JUST SAY I WAS FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE. HERE WE COME PLAYOFFS.
[ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, TALK ABOUT A NIGHTMARE.
Jimmy: SO YOU KNEW THAT, YOU RECOGNIZED YOUR CLUBS. YEAH NO, YOU COULD SEE RIGHT
THERE. I WAS RIGHT ON THE WINDOW. ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE
MY HEART RACED I WAS SWEATING ON THE PLANE, EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING WAS BAD Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. YEAH.
THAT'S ALL -- I NEED THAT TO ACTUALLY PLAY GOLF Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY -
SO, I NEED MY GOLF CLUBS. Jimmy: SORRY EVERYONE, I JUST NEED CLUBS.
YOUR CLUBS BUT I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY OTHER WAY TO DO IT
I MEAN, I USED TO BRING GUITARS WHEN I USED TO DO GIGS, AND I WOULD HOPEFULLY TALK MY WAY
INTO BRINGING IT ON BOARD AND LIKE PUTTING IT IN THE CLOSET IN THE FRONT
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TOTAL, WITH ALL THE SHOES, IT'S ABOUT 70 POUNDS.
Jimmy: THERE WAS NO WAS THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. [ LAUGHTER ]
CARRY-ON, YEAH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CAN YOU PUT IT UNDER
YOUR CHAIR NO, I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER THAT'S WILD.
I JUST THINK, I THINK IT MAKES ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO ZONE
OUT. YOU'RE LIKE, DUDE, I WANT TO BE IN THE ZONE.
DO YOU DO ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU'RE LIKE, ALL RIGHT I'M PLAYING RIGHT NOW.
I'M IN THE TOURNAMENT. I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE I CAN'T HAVE MY CLUBS LAYING ON
THE TARMAC YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S KEEP EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AS
POSSIBLE Jimmy: OKAY YOU TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL
DAY. TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL DATE NIGHT.
TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL FRIDAY NIGHT, WAKE UP, GO TO SLEEP. Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A
A SPECIAL FOOD OR ANYTHING NOTHING PARTICULAR. WHY?
Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING I SAW SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I THINK SPARKED A LITTLE BIT OF
DEBATE, A LITTLE BIT OF CONTROVERSY IF YOU BROUGHT IT UP
CONTROVERSY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S HOW THEY SAY IT OVERSEAS THAT'S HOW THEY SAY
CONTROVERSY, YEAH. GOT IT. Jimmy: YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF
BREAKFAST FOODS. LOVE BREAKFAST. Jimmy: YEAH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. LOVE BREAKFAST
GOT TO START THE DAY OFF RIGHT Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE MAKING -- THERE'S VIDEO OF YOU
DOING THIS YOU'RE MAKING A BOWL OF CEREAL RIGHT Jimmy: ALL RIGHT
YEAH. Jimmy: AND HERE'S WHERE I GET INVOLVED AND I GET A
A LITTLE, I ALMOST DIDN'T TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU POURED YOUR MILK IN FIRST, THEN THE CEREAL. [ AUDIENCE OHs ]
THERE YOU GO THAT'S THE REACTION. THAT'S THE REACTION I WANT
THAT'S THE REACTION WE NEED! COLLIN MORIKAWA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
JIMMY, WHERE DO I START WHERE DO I START Jimmy: YEAH
LOOK, I MEAN, THERE'S A A PERFECT RATIO, RIGHT I THINK WE ALL AGREE, OF MILK
TO CEREAL. WHEN YOU PUT - [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME WHEN YOU PUT IN MILK FIRST.
I WISH WE HAD A BOWL I MEAN, THAT WOULD JUST BE PERFECT.
Jimmy: YEAH WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST, RIGHT
Jimmy: YEAH YOU POUR THE MILK Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN PUT THE CEREAL Jimmy: YEAH THE MILK DOESN'T SPLASH
OUTSIDE THE BOWL Jimmy: OH, HOW AGGRESSIVE ARE YOU POURING YOUR MILK?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE POURING IT TOO HARD WHY, WHEN YOU HAVE A GALLON
OF MILK. I MEAN, IT'S HEAVY Jimmy: GET A HALF GALLON.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M AN ATHLETE, BUT I'M NOT LIKE A -
Jimmy: MAYBE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GALLON OF MILK. I'M A SMALL GUY HERE.
I'M TRYING - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: START WITH THOSE
LITTLE ONES YOU GET IN GRADE SCHOOL LITTLE CARTONS.
THE LITTLE CARTONS OF MILK Jimmy: A LITTLE CARTONS OF MILK
RIGHT Jimmy: YOU DON'T JUST AGGRESSIVELY THROW MILK AROUND
[ LAUGHTER ] HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I THINK EVERYONE'S GOING TO
TRY THIS Jimmy: I DON'T. I DON'T.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK AND YOU POUR THE CEREAL --
Jimmy: YES. -- ESPECIALLY LIKE A A FROSTED FLAKES
ON OF MY FAVORITES Jimmy: OKAY, I DO LIKE FROSTED FLAKES
WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL THE WAY DOWN AT BOTTOM AND IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, THAT'S THE
PERFECT RATIO OF MILK TO CEREAL Jimmy: BUT WHY NOT CEREAL
FIRST, THEN YOU CAN REALLY RATIO THE MILK AND IT SLOWLY GOES THROUGH THE CREVASSES OF
THE FROSTED FLAKES [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT SPLASHES OUT OF
THE -- Jimmy: QUESTLOVE, ARE YOU HEARING THIS DUDE?
Questlove: YES, I AM. Jimmy: AND IS THIS INSANE OR WHAT
Questlove: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, MAN. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE PERSON IN HERE THAT AGREES WITH ME,
RIGHT? WHOO! YEAH, THERE WE GO
Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE PEOPLE YOU CAME HERE WITH
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DOESN'T COUNT
LET'S TALK ABOUT "FULL SWING." EACH EPISODE FOLLOWS DIFFERENT PRO GOLFERS AROUND AND REALLY
GETS INTO YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S MUCH MORE TO THE SPORT THAN JUST
GOING AND PLAYING FOR THE WEEKEND. IT'S GEARING UP.
IT'S YOUR HOME LIFE. HOW DO YOU DO IT HOW DO YOU POUR YOUR CEREAL?
THINGS LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] IT GOT PICKED UP FOR SEASON
TWO. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU'RE VERY ENTERTAINING DO YOU MIND HAVING THE CAMERAS KIND OF INVADE YOUR LIFE, OR
DID YOU GET USED TO IT YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S ALL PART OF IT
IT'S KIND OF WHAT WE DO? YOU KNOW OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE IT ON THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE
PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT BUT FOLLOWING THEM AROUND, FOLLOWING US AROUND, IT TOOK A
A LITTLE BIT OF TIME, BUT WHEN YOU DIVE INTO IT, IT'S EVERYTHING
YOU KNOW, AND FOR PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AND JUST SPECTATORS THAT DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
GOLF, WHO ONLY KNOW WHO TIGER WOODS IS AND GOLF IS PLAYED ON A GOLF COURSE, PRETTY OBVIOUS,
RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A GOOD INSIGHT INTO
WHAT WE DO AND LEARNING WHAT TRAVEL IS LIKE
WE'RE TRAVELING 25, 30 WEEKS A A YEAR, ALMOST 35 WEEKS. SUNDAY TO SUNDAY
SO, PUT THAT TOGETHER. Jimmy: YEAH WE'RE DOING IT ACROSS THE
WORLD. Jimmy: AND WE GET TO MEET YOUR DOG
AND YOU GET TO MEET OUR DOG I MEAN, HE'S -- YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM OUT
Jimmy: HE'S HERE. HE IS HERE. Jimmy: BUT NO, KEEP HIM IN
THE ROOM BECAUSE HE BARKED AT ME [ LAUGHTER ]
HE ONLY BARKED AT YOU NO ONE ELSE. Jimmy: WHY, THOUGH?
YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE MEN [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S WHAT IT WAS THAT'S WHAT IT WAS YEAH, HE BARKED AT ME, BUT THEN
HE LICKED ME AS WELL YEAH, HE'S CUTE Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT
UP?" LIKE THE SHOW "WHAT'S UP." HE'S REALLY CUTE
I THINK HE'S ACTUALLY GOTTEN MORE FAMOUS THAN ME OFF THE NETFLIX.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH.
Jimmy: EVERYONE ASKING YOU ABOUT THE DOG AND STUFF? WE WERE ON THE PLANE
YESTERDAY AND SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "OH, I ACTUALLY RECOGNIZED YOUR DOG FIRST.
AND THEN I SAW YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEY GO, "YEAH, AND
WE FORGOT YOUR GOLF CLUBS, BY THE WAY, BUT WE'VE GOT YOUR DOG.
[ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S COLLIN MORIKAWA IN "FULL
SWING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T WON SINCE
THE 2021 OPEN. AND YOU KNOW, FOR ME, SO FAR IN MY CAREER, IT'S BEEN A LONG
TIME MAJORS ARE CARRER DEFINING LIKE YEAH, YOU WANT TO PUT ON
A GREAT JACKET, BUT AT THE END OF THE YOU STILL WANT TO WIN EVERYTHING
AND [ BLEEP ] TIGER WON 80-SOMETHING TIMES IT DOESN'T GET TIRING WINNING
82 TIMES I MEAN, CAN I SAY THIS, I WANT THIS MORE THAN THE OTHERS?
I MEAN, I WANT THEM ALL. Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO WIN IT ALL
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO WIN Jimmy: COLLIN MORIKAWA.
SEASON ONE OF "FULL SWING" STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "YOGA" AND "ORGANISE" FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM "MR. MONEY WITH THE VIBE," GIVE
IT UP FOR ASAKE FEATURING THE COMPOSERS.
*
[ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * YOGA-YOGA I DEY ON MY WA
I DEY MAYA MAKE NOBODY KILL * * MY YOGA-YOG
YOGA-YOG I DEY ON MY WA I DEY MAYA *
* MAKE NOBODY KIL MY YOGA-YOGA ENEMIES I GE
THEM TOO MUCH * * IT IS BETTER TO GET THEM SURPLUS
WHO GO DEY FOR YOU NO GO TAKE OFF * *
[ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ]
* ORGANIS * *
* ORGANIS EVERY OTHER DA I ORGANISE
SOME OF US ARE WISE * * EVERY OTHER PERSO OVER WISE *
* [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] *
[ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ]
*
[ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, NOW
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COME ON, BUD ASAKE!
ASAKE AND THE COMPOSERS, "MR. MONEY WITH THE VIBE" IS OUT NOW.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BOB ODENKIRK, PARIS HILTON,
COLLIN MORIKAWA, ASAKE THE COMPOSERS. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE,
FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE