1 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:12,779 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:17,384 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:21,221 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BOB ODENKIRK 4 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:25,692 PARIS HILTON COLLIN MORIKAWA. MUSICAL GUEST, ASAKE 5 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:32,265 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1813 6 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:40,306 Questlove: 1813 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:50,817 * 8 00:00:50,817 --> 00:01:03,630 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 9 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:06,766 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S A HOT CROWD, RIGHT THERE. 10 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:10,570 WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME. WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," 11 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,472 EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. 12 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:18,712 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS 13 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:23,283 WELL, GUYS, FOR EVERYONE INVESTED IN OUR COUNTRY'S BANKS, MARCH MADNESS HAS BEGUN 14 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:26,252 [ LAUGHTER ] A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS 15 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,921 OVER THE WEEKEND, THE U.S. ECONOMY WAS ROCKED AFTER THE SILICON VALLEY BANK CRASHED, 16 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:35,328 BECOMING THE SECOND LARGEST BANK FAILURE IN U.S. HISTORY IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN PEOPLE WHO 17 00:01:35,328 --> 00:01:39,265 ARE WATCHING CNBC ARE SHRIEKING LOUDER THAN THE PEOPLE WATCHING "SCREAM VI." 18 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:45,105 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "OH. SILICON VALLEY BANK KNEW THEY 19 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,007 WERE IN TROUBLE WHEN THEY SAW THEMSELVES IN THE OSCARS IN MEMORIAM 20 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:49,542 THEY GO, "OH [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S US. 21 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,978 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT WAS REFRESHING TO HEAR ABOUT A A CRASH THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO 22 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:55,648 WITH A SELF-DRIVING TESLA. DON'T YOU THINK? [ LAUGHTER ] 23 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,283 IN RESPONSE TO THE CRASH, TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN DELIVERED A SPEECH AND ASSURED 24 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:07,460 AMERICANS THEY CAN HAVE CONFIDENCE THAT THE BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE 25 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,429 HEARING FROM BIDEN ACTUALLY DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER, BECAUSE YOU KNOW IF IT WERE REALLY BAD, 26 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,297 HE WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE, "KAMALA, YOU TAKE THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 27 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:20,140 "YOU DO THIS." BIDEN TRIED TO PUT EVERYONE AT EASE 28 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,642 HE SAID, "DON'T WORRY. I GOT THROUGH THE FIRST GREAT DEPRESSION 29 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:29,149 I'LL GET THROUGH THIS ONE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, IN RESPONSE, TRUMP 30 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,951 SAID, "IT'S TIMES LIKE THESE WHERE WE NEED A PRESIDENT WITH EXPERIENCE OF MULTIPLE 31 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:36,990 BANKRUPTCIES AND THAT'S - [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:43,430 THAT'S WHERE I'M --" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SPEAKING -- SPEAKING OF TRUMP, 33 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:51,304 THIS IS AN ODD STORY SOME OF THE JANUARY 6th RIOTERS FORMED A GROUP IN JAIL CALLED 34 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,841 THE J6 PRISON CHOIR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND TRUMP RECORDED A SONG WITH 35 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:59,179 THEM THAT REACHED NUMBER ONE ON iTUNES [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,147 THIS IS ALL REAL Steve: WHAT Jimmy: YEAH 37 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,550 YEAH IT'S LIKE CLIPS OF STUFF - WORDS HE SANG. 38 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,919 Steve: OH Jimmy: ANYWAYS, WITH THE SUCCESS OF THE SONG, IT'S 39 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,756 INSPIRED TRUMP TO RELEASE MORE MUSIC. Steve: REALLY 40 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,291 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND HE ACTUALLY JUST RELEASED AN AD FOR HIS NEW 41 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:12,058 RELEASED AN AD FOR HIS NEW ALBUM. WATCH THIS 42 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,094 IF YOU LIKED HIS WORK WITH 43 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:19,933 THE J6 PRISON CHOIR, THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS INTRODUCING, "PRESIDENT TRUMP 44 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,501 SINGS THE HITS." INCLUDING COVERS OF TODAY'S BIGGEST SONGS, SUCH AS 45 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:29,542 "ANTI-HERO" BY TAYLOR SWIFT. * IT'S JOE BIDE HE'S THE PROBLEM 46 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:32,846 IT'S HE * "UNHOLY" BY SAM SMITH AND KIM PETRAS 47 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:37,851 * MOMMY DON'T KNO DADDY'S GETTING TENSE * * HIDING DOCUMENT 48 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:46,493 DOWN IN MAR-A-LAGOLY * "AS IT WAS" BY HARRY STYLES * IN FLORID 49 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:53,600 DeSANTIS * * YOU KNOW HE'S JUS AS LAME AS MY SONS * 50 00:03:53,600 --> 00:04:00,373 "KILL BILL" BY SZA. * I MIGHT KILL MIKE PENCE NOT THE BEST IDEA * 51 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:05,612 AND, OF COURSE, "FLOWERS" BY MILEY CYRUS. * I COULD LIV 52 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:10,116 IN TRUMP TOWER * * I COULD EAT THREE BIG MAC FOR LUNC 53 00:04:10,116 --> 00:04:14,921 MAYBE FOUR, WHO KNOWS * * STAY ON TRUTH SOCIA FOR HOURS * 54 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:18,858 * PUT THINGS IN THE TOILE THAT WON'T FLUSH * TRY IT AGAIN. 55 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:22,062 FLUSH IT AGAIN PRESIDENT TRUMP SINGS THE HITS 56 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:25,532 AND HE'S BEING SUED FOR THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT SHOULD DO WELL. 57 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,801 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: IT SHOULD DO VERY WELL 58 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:32,939 Steve: OH, MY GOSH. Jimmy: WELL, SOME SPORTS NEWS 59 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,508 EVERYONE'S EXCITED ABOUT THIS. YESTERDAY WAS SELECTION SUNDAY, WHERE THEY ANNOUNCE THE 60 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:42,148 68 TEAMS IN THIS YEAR'S MARCH MADNESS TOURNAMENT YEP. 61 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:45,852 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S EXCITING. THAT'S RIGHT 62 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,588 IT STARTS AT 68, THEN 32, THEN EVENTUALLY DOWN TO 1, JUST LIKE THE NUMBER OF U.S. BANKS 63 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:54,394 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- YEAH, FIRST OSCAR POOLS, AND NOW BRACKETS 64 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,663 IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN WE LOSE MONEY TO COWORKERS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE? 65 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:59,399 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "WHO THE HELL IS GRAHAM 66 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:03,036 I OWE GRAHAM $20." WELL, MARCH MADNESS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 67 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:09,342 THERE'S SO MANY GREAT TEAMS THIS YEAR. KANSAS, PURDUE, GONZAGA -- IS 68 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,211 IT GONZAGA OR GONZAGA? I'M ALWAYS FORGETTING HOW THEY'RE PRONOUNCED 69 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:14,914 Steve: OH, COME ON. COME ON. IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT 70 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:16,616 THE TOURNAMENT, YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THE NAMES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 71 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:20,387 Jimmy: OH, SO YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE ALL THIS YEAR'S MEN'S BASKETBALL TEAMS 72 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:24,057 Steve: NOT ONLY THAT, I KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE EVERY COLLEGE BASKETBALL TEAM. 73 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:27,060 I'M AN ANNOUNCER KIND OF MY JOB SO, GO AHEAD 74 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,330 [ LAUGHTER ] TEST ME, GIVE ME SOME NAMES. Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO GIVE 75 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,065 YOU SOME NAMES - ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I CAN TEST YOU REAL QUICK 76 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,368 WHAT IS THIS WHAT SCHOOL IS THIS? Steve: OH, COME ON. 77 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:40,407 CORN HOLE. EASY [ LAUGHTER ] 78 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:43,243 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE HOW ABOUT THIS SCHOOL? 79 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:47,380 Steve: "VANDERPUMP RULES. COME ON, GIVE ME A HARD ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:49,816 RAPID FIRE ME. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT -- YOU WANT RAPID FIRE? 81 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:51,518 ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO WHAT'S THIS? 82 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,487 Steve: OKAY USB CORD [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,589 CHARLTON HESTON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MARY JANE. 84 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,224 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BURNING MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 85 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:01,261 LIPOSUCTION. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, MISS, I PEE-PEE GREAT. 86 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:04,764 [ LAUGHTER ] VIAGRA [ LAUGHTER ] 87 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:07,734 PREPUBESCENCE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] STORMY DANIELS' BOOK 88 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,804 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DOOKIE [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,841 ORAL SEX ROBOT [ LAUGHTER ] SWEET BONING ADVENTURE 90 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:19,212 OH, THIS IS KEN'S ASS. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, VAGINA 91 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,514 [ LAUGHTER ] WEST VAGINA. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:26,319 PENIS TAINT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU CAN 93 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:31,891 SAY THIS ON TV BALL STATE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 94 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,293 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH THANK YOU. 95 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,728 YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT YOU KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE THEM 96 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,829 ALL. STEVE HIGGINS, EVERYBODY STEVE HIGGINS. 97 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,497 THANK -- SORRY ABOUT THAT, YEAH WELL, SOME BIG ENTERTAINMENT 98 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:40,400 NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS THE 95th ACADEMY AWARDS 99 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:45,672 AND I WANT TO SAY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -- CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS 100 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:47,374 "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE" HAD A HUGE NIGHT, TAKING HOME SEVEN AWARDS. 101 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:54,848 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MEANWHILE, THE OSCARS WERE ON AT THE SAME TIME AS THE SEASON 102 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:59,319 FINALE OF "THE LAST OF US. AND YOU COULD TELL PEOPLE WERE A LITTLE DISTRACTED. 103 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,053 AND YOU COULD TELL PEOPLE WERE A LITTLE DISTRACTED. CHECK OUT -- CHECK THIS OUT. 104 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:07,427 ALONGSIDE YOU IN THIS CATEGORY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 105 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:11,131 PEOPLE ARE TURNING ON OTHERS YEAH, THAT THEY DO. 106 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:15,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THEY HAD TWO - Steve: HE'S WATCHING IT 107 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,804 VERY BRIGHT LIGHT. Jimmy: THEY HAD TWO CAMERA ANGLES 108 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,873 THEY HAD - Steve: YEAH, TWO CAMERA ANGLES 109 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,608 THERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OVER HIS SHOULDER, YEAH Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 110 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,644 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS. I HEARD THAT APPLE IS WORKING 111 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:26,212 ON AIR PODS THAT CAN IMPROVE YOUR HEARING, MONITOR YOUR POSTURE, AND TAKE YOUR 112 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:30,450 TEMPERATURE. TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE? PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "EXACTLY 113 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:35,722 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THESE THINGS?" [ LAUGHTER ] 114 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:38,558 MY POSTURE IS BETTER WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,360 WELL, ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DECADES, IQ SCORES IN THE U.S. HAVE 116 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:46,099 FALLEN AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE TRUE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT 117 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,834 AND I THINK THAT MIGHT BE TRUE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS RECENT EPISODE OF "JEOPARDY!" I SAW 118 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:53,540 GRUMPIEST, SNEEZIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR 119 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:56,710 KRIS ANNE. WHAT IS "FREE WILLY." NO. 120 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:59,346 HE LAID DOWN HIS FIRST LAW OF MOTION BY FINDING AN OBJECT'S MOMENT IS CONSTANT 121 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,816 BRAD WHO IS STANLEY TUCCI. NO. 122 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,885 THE STATE MAMMAL OF NEBRASKA IS THE WHITE TAILED THIS. REUBEN 123 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:09,289 WHAT'S A SUITCASE NO. PRINCESS WHO SAID, "HELP ME, 124 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,225 OBI-WAN KENBI. YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE. WHO IS PRINCESS PEACH 125 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,760 NO. IT'S THE MAIN GREENHOUSE GAS AFFECTING EARTH'S CLIMATE DUE 126 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,597 TO HUMAN ACTIVITY. SAM? WHAT IS PINE TAR? 127 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:21,101 NO. IT FOLLOWS "RAV" AND PRECEDES "RUNNER" IN THE NAMES OF TOYOTA 128 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:24,571 MODELS STEPHEN. WHAT IS THE WHOLE ENCHILADA 129 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:28,308 NO. MILES DAVIS WAS CENTRAL TO THE MUSICAL MOVEMENT KNOWN AS 130 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,176 "COOL" THIS. JASON? WHAT'S THE LEANING TOWER OF 131 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,745 PISA NO. WITH FLAVORS LIKE COOL RANCH, 132 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:36,616 IT'S NO SURPRISE THIS CHIP BRAND HAS A COOL STYLIZED TRIANGLE ON ITS BAGS 133 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:39,786 WHAT ARE HOT DOGS NO. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 134 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,555 Jimmy: WAY OFF. WAY OFF. AND FINALLY, A MAN IN ILLINOIS 135 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,257 IS SUING BUFFALO WILD WINGS, BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THEIR BONELESS WINGS ARE JUST CHICKEN 136 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:58,171 NUGGETS. [ LAUGHTER ] BUFFALO WILD WINGS WAS LIKE, 137 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:02,075 "CONGRATS, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON SOBER ENOUGH TO NOTICE. YEAH 138 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,711 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW BOB ODENKIRK IS HERE 139 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,380 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PARIS HILTON IS JOINING US CHAMPION GOLFER, 140 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:12,018 COLLIN MORIKAWA, IS HERE AND MAKING HIS TV DEBUT WITH US TONIGHT, WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 141 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,855 ASAKE. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH -- 142 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:27,867 BOB ODENKIRK IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 143 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,937 I JOINED THE CAST OF "BLIPPI" THIS SEASON [ LAUGHTER ] 144 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,440 Jimmy: THE -- THE CHILDREN'S SHOW, "BLIPPI" THEY DIDN'T WRITE THAT? 145 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,609 Jimmy: NO [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I PLAY BLIPPI'S EVIL 146 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,878 WELL, I PLAY BLIPPI'S EVIL NEMESIS, GORPI [ LAUGHTER ] 147 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:40,714 THE APPLE SLICES AND [ BLEEP ] 148 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:56,629 UP BERRY BROCCOLI. Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO YOU 149 00:09:56,629 --> 00:10:03,036 KNOW FROM "BREAKING BAD" AND "BETTER CALL SAUL. [ CHEERS ] 150 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,306 SURE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 151 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,208 NOW HE'S STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "LUCKY HANK," WHICH PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON AMC 152 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:14,614 AND AMC PLUS PLEASE WELCOME BOB ODENKIRK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 153 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:31,231 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * * 154 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,901 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BOB, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 155 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:39,873 WELCOME BACK THANK YOU, BUDDY. Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE 156 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,175 HERE WOW, THANKS Jimmy: I HAVE A LOT TO TALK 157 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,044 TO YOU ABOUT ALL RIGHT Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, SINCE 158 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,679 "BETTER CALL SAUL" -- YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY, IT HAS NOW 159 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,615 ENDED. IT HAS COME TO AN END. IT DID? 160 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,817 THE SHOW Jimmy: BARELY IT WAS SO FRESH. 161 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,219 I MEAN, NO -- I KNOW, IT IS. "THEY KEEP CALLING ME BACK. Jimmy: BUT YOU DID THAT 162 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,855 CHARACTER FOR 13 YEARS YEAH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THREE OR 163 00:10:55,855 --> 00:11:01,294 FOUR EPISODES. THEY ASKED Jimmy: THEY ASKED 164 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,763 YEAH. Jimmy: NO WAY YEAH, AND THEN TURNED INTO 165 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,365 MY WHOLE LIFE. SO -- [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,067 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN -- I'M THANKFUL FOR IT 167 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,968 BUT IT WAS -- Jimmy: ARE YOU HAPPY THE WAY EVERYTHING WRAPPED UP? 168 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,137 OH, VERY HAPPY. AND I DON'T KNOW IF EVERYONE HAS SEEN THE FINALE, BUT IF YOU 169 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:14,941 HAVEN'T YET, IT -- IT PLAYS OUT REALLY BEAUTIFULLY THE WRITERS JUST DID SUCH 170 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,277 A GREAT JOB. SO, I'M -- I'LL -- YOU KNOW, ALWAYS BE THANKFUL FOR THAT 171 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:22,282 ROLE, THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME I -- I -- THE LAST SEASON, I WAS SCARED BECAUSE THAT WE 172 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,786 HEARD NEWS THAT YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK YEAH, I DID 173 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,421 Jimmy: YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK I SURE DID. 174 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,559 AND, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CLASSIC HEART ATTACK [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,861 Jimmy: OH, WOW. YOU DID. YEAH 176 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,565 I SAY, "GIMME THE TOP -- THE BEST ONE." BUT IT ALL -- IT ALL PLAYED OUT 177 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:43,603 FINE BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS THERE TO SAVE MY LIFE, AND I HAD CPR DONE RIGHT AWAY. 178 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,007 AND I HAVE STINTS. Jimmy: AND SOMEONE DID CPR ON THE SET 179 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:54,981 OH, YEAH. YEAH THE -- THE AMBULANCE DIDN'T 180 00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:57,150 SHOW UP FOR 25 MINUTES, SO I -- I HAVE TWO STINTS. AND I'M GREAT. 181 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,252 I'M GREAT. Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY, DUDE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 182 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,121 I'M SO HAPPY I -- I -- 'CAUSE -- I WAS LIKE -- I GOT SCARED, BUT I 183 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,522 KNOW YOU AND I KNOW YOU WERE IN GREAT SHAPE. 184 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,157 I WAS Jimmy: BECAUSE I SAW "NOBODY. 185 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,659 YEAH. I DID AN ACTION FILM CALLED "NOBODY. 186 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,729 Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC IT'S A GREAT MOVIE IT GOT ME IN -- 187 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,133 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, I WAS IN REALLY GOOD SHAPE, AND THAT 188 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:17,270 HELPED MY HEART TO SURVIVE THAT INCIDENT Jimmy: YEAH 189 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,107 SO, EXERCISE AND IT'LL HELP YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING Jimmy: YEAH 190 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:24,077 YEAH. Jimmy: I KNOW YOU FROM "MR. SHOW. 191 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,912 AS A COMEDY WRITER, YOU KNOW ME Jimmy: I KNOW YOU 192 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,082 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO -- Jimmy: "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 193 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,384 -- FOR MOST OF MY CAREER. Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN YOU STARTED THERE 194 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,787 AFTER I LEFT Jimmy: YEAH AND YEAH. 195 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:35,855 Jimmy: I -- I ONCE MET YOU ON THE STREET ONCE IN L.A. AND I DO REMEMBER THAT. 196 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,724 Jimmy: YOU DO AND IT WAS OUTSIDE THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE 197 00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:39,693 Jimmy: VIRGIN MEGASTORE AND YOU WERE EITHER JUST ABOUT TO DO THE BOSTON MOVIE 198 00:12:39,693 --> 00:12:44,931 OR -- OR HAD DONE IT Jimmy: JUST -- NO, RIGHT BEFORE 199 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,666 I WAS BRAND NEW ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." YEAH, YOU WERE -- 200 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,768 Jimmy: AND I WAS SO NERVOUS TO SEE YOU YOU WERE VERY NERVOUS 201 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:52,272 YES. Jimmy: BECAUSE I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS BOB ODENKIRK. 202 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,274 IT WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU AND I'M -- Jimmy: YOU WERE SO NICE TO 203 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,742 ME OH. Jimmy: AND I WILL NEVER 204 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,478 FORGET THAT BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A COMEDIAN -- WELL, AS SOON AS YOU WALKED 205 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,246 AWAY, I SAID -- Jimmy: "I HATE THIS [ BLEEP 206 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:04,284 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I SAY IT TO NO ONE Jimmy: HE TALKED MY EAR OFF 207 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,453 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, YOU WERE SO NICE TO ME AND WHEN YOU'RE FIRST STARTING 208 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,755 OFF IN COMEDY -- YEAH. Jimmy: -- ANYONE WHO'S NICE 209 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,724 TO YOU, JUST -- IT TAKES JUST EVEN TWO MINUTES OF BEING NICE TO YOU 210 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,792 YEAH, NOTHING -- I -- YES. 211 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,096 Jimmy: I'LL NEVER FORGET. ROBIN WILLIAMS -- I REMEMBER WHEN DAVID CROSS AND I DID 212 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,897 "COMIC RELIEF VIII," AND WE WERE DOING "MR. SHOW" AND HARDLY ANYONE SAW US WHEN THAT 213 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:23,503 SHOW WAS ON OR SINCE [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- AND WE DID "COMIC RELIEF 214 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,373 VIII" AND WE WERE SO PROUD TO BE INVITED AND TO BE A PART OF IT 215 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:34,447 AND THEN ONLY ROBIN CAME TO US AND SAID, "YOU GUYS ARE REALLY FUNNY. 216 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,417 AND HE HAD SEEN "MR. SHOW" AND IT WAS SO GREAT. Jimmy: THAT'S SO GREAT. 217 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,454 IT MEANT SO MUCH TO US. I DON'T KNOW -- Jimmy: YOU DON'T FORGET 218 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,490 THAT NO. Jimmy: IT'S LIKE -- IT'S THE 219 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,958 BEST I -- YEAH. 220 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,593 Jimmy: SO, I'M LOOKING AT THIS LIST. "ROLLING STONE" RELEASED THIS 221 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,228 LIST OF THE 100 GREATEST TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME. OH. 222 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,196 Jimmy: AND IT'S ALWAYS GOOD IT STARTS A LITTLE DEBATE AND ALL THIS STUFF 223 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,931 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KNOW, WHAT IS THE BEST 224 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,900 YOU'RE ON IT THREE TIMES, BUD. THREE DIFFERENT SHOWS. [ LAUGHTER ] 225 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,669 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOOK AT THAT YEAH. 226 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,404 Jimmy: THAT'S NOT TOO SHABBY THIS IS "MR.SHOW," "BETTER CALL 227 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,439 SAUL," AND "BREAKING BAD." AND I DON'T KNOW -- MY PUBLICIST DID NOT TELL ME HOW 228 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:08,114 MUCH THAT COST, BUT -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 229 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,417 YEAH, YEAH I'D -- Jimmy: BUT THAT'S AMAZING 230 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,152 YOU HAD TO GO FROM A COMEDY -- A COMEDIAN -- A COMEDY WRITER -- 231 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:17,424 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KNOW -- DRAMA ACTING, IT'S WEIRD AND 232 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,894 SOMEHOW, I -- I DON'T KNOW SHOWBIZ IS WEIRD, YOU KNOW Jimmy: SHOWBIZ IS WEIRD 233 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,063 YEAH BUT YOU'RE -- YOU -- YOU'RE A VERY TALENTED GUY. 234 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,932 OH, THANK YOU, BUDDY. Jimmy: YOU CAN DO "SAUL." YOU JUST GOT HONORED WITH THIS 235 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,901 YEAH. Jimmy: 2023 MAN OF THE YEAR LOOK AT THIS. 236 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,536 Jimmy: HASTY PUDDING, HARVARD. HARVARD -- AT HARVARD 237 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,172 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: HARVARD. HARVARD'S HASTY PUDDING. 238 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:36,976 THIS IS A BIG DEAL THAT -- UH-HUH, OKAY. SO, I THINK THAT THIS MEANS I 239 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:40,814 CAN TELL PEOPLE I WENT TO MR. HARVARD'S COLLEGE. [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:43,216 Jimmy: YEAH MR. HARVARD. YOU WENT TO HARVARD. 241 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,651 YEAH, EXACTLY. I DID Jimmy: WHAT -- DID IT -- 242 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,253 IT WAS GREAT FUN. Jimmy: I FOUND YOUR COLLEGE ID ONLINE. 243 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:49,756 OH, YEAH. AND NOW, MY REAL COLLEGE EXPERIENCE 244 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,624 READY FOR THIS Jimmy: "LOOK AT THIS. LOOK OUT. 245 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:55,562 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT WAS THIS -- WHAT WAS THIS DUDE ALL ABOUT? 246 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,599 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT -- WHAT WAS HE ALL ABOUT? HE WAS A GOOD GUY 247 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:04,204 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE CONFUSED 248 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,907 ACTUALLY, WHAT HAPPENED THERE WAS -- I WAS VERY YOUNG WHEN I WENT TO COLLEGE. 249 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:12,645 SO, I'M 17 AND THIS IS MY SECOND YEAR OF COLLEGE AND -- AND I WALK IT THROUGH 250 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:17,050 THE RAIN IT WAS RAINING AT SIU, SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY. 251 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:20,487 IT'S -- PICTURE DAY WAS RAINY DAY. AND I -- 252 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,222 Jimmy: DRENCHED YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO BE A WRITER 253 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:26,493 I WANTED TO BE A NOVELIST, WHICH IS -- TIES INTO THIS SHOW THAT I JUST MADE, "LUCKY HANK," 254 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:32,065 FOR AMC. BUT I -- AT THAT TIME, I WANTED TO BE A SERIOUS WRITER 255 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:37,437 I LOVE JACK KEROUAC WRITING. AND I -- I READ A LOT. I READ JOHN GARDNER AND 256 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:43,076 LITERARY CRITICISM I REALLY WAS SERIOUS ABOUT IT. EXCEPT THEN WHEN I WOULD SIT 257 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,311 DOWN TO WRITE, I WOULD JUST WRITE COMEDY SKETCHES. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:49,349 I WOULD WRITE PARODY COMMERCIALS. LIKE, HOW IS THAT -- THAT'S 259 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:53,720 NEVER GOING TO GET YOU TO A NOVEL. Jimmy: NO 260 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,588 BUT YOU -- YOU COULDN'T STOP WRITING FUNNY BITS BUT I JUST DID IT -- I JUST 261 00:15:55,588 --> 00:16:00,060 LOVED IT I -- I LOVED DOING IT. I LOVE "MONTY PYTHON" SO MUCH. 262 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,828 AND AFTER A FEW MONTHS AND I HAD A LITTLE RADIO SHOW ON THE -- WIDB, THE LOCAL RADIO 263 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:07,600 STATION, WHICH NO ONE LISTENED TO -- Jimmy: YEAH 264 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,538 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] -- WHICH IS GREAT WHEN YOU'RE STARTING OUT. 265 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,908 DO PERFORM, RIGHT? BUT MAKE SURE THERE'S NO AUDIENCE 266 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:17,110 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, BECAUSE THEN YOU -- THAT'S GOOD ADVICE. 267 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:21,548 SO, THERE'S NO RECORD OF IT [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S SO GREAT BECAUSE I'M SURE 268 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:25,518 IT WAS AWFUL BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW, YOU DO THAT FOR 269 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,654 A COUPLE OF YEARS AND YOU GET GOOD AT SOMETHING. AND EVENTUALLY, I GOT TO "SNL" 270 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:34,160 WHEN I WAS 25. AND -- AND THEN I HAD TO GET GOOD FAST. 271 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,962 Jimmy: YEAH YOU DID. AND YOU GOT -- SO, LET'S TALK 272 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,530 ABOUT "LUCKY HANK. BECAUSE THIS IS -- "LUCKY HANK," IT'S A NEW 273 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,399 SHOW YEAH Jimmy: THE OTHER SHOW IS 274 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,135 STILL FRESH. VERY FRESH. Jimmy: YOU JUST FINISH THAT 275 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,204 YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU HAVE THIS SHOW. 276 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,872 I KNOW. Jimmy: IT PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY 277 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,941 YOU PLAY HANK. WHAT -- WHAT IS THIS HE'S A COLLEGE PROFESSOR. 278 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:50,443 HE'S A CRABBY, OLD MAN [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LOOK, I'M PLAYING A GUY 279 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,513 WHO'S CLOSER TO MY AGE, WHICH IS KIND OF GREAT AND HE'S FUNNY 280 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:58,985 HE JOKES CONSTANTLY. AND IT'S AN AMAZING CAST OF FUNNY CHARACTERS, ACTORS, GREAT 281 00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:06,192 ACTORS WHO PLAY THIS, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE PROFESSORS IN THIS ENGLISH DEPARTMENT 282 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,897 AND IT'S REALLY ABOUT, THEY SAY, A MIDLIFE CRISIS. AND IT'S JUST ABOUT PEOPLE 283 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:15,035 BEING STUPID AND CRUEL TO EACH OTHER. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 284 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,604 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHY NOT? BECAUSE -- BECAUSE IN 285 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:21,708 ACADEMIA, LIKE ANY WORKPLACE SITUATION, YOU PROVE YOUR WORTH BY GETTING ONE OVER ON THE GUY 286 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,079 NEXT TO YOU OR THE LADY NEXT TO YOU. Jimmy: YEAH 287 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,714 AND SO, THAT'S WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING THEY'RE TRAJECTORIZING AND 288 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,217 TRYING TO MAKE IT. YOU KNOW, TRYING TO BE IMPORTANT. 289 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,621 AND SO, THERE'S A LOT OF COMEDY IN IT. PETER FARRELLY DID A WONDERFUL 290 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,456 JOB DIRECTING OUR FIRST EPISODE. Jimmy: COME ON, 291 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,558 PETER FARRELLY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ONE OF THE GREATS 292 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,527 ONE OF THE GREATS. Jimmy: OSCAR WINNER, BY THE WAY. 293 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,295 YEAH, AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO SEE IT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOME COMEDY AND DRAMA, 294 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:47,734 MIXED 50/50. NOT EASY TO DO Jimmy: YEAH 295 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,703 THAT'S WHAT WE SHOT FOR Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP 296 00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:52,072 HERE'S BOB ODENKIRK IN "LUCKY HANK." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 297 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,942 YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE HERE. THE MAIN PIECE OF EVIDENCE IS 298 00:17:55,942 --> 00:18:00,747 THAT YOU ARE HERE. THE FACT THAT YOU'RE HERE MEANS YOU DIDN'T TRY VERY HARD IN 299 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:04,551 HIGH SCHOOL OR FOR WHATEVER REASON, YOU SHOWED VERY LITTLE PROMISE. 300 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,354 DID THAT SOUND HARSH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL SMILE THROUGH THE REST OF 301 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,590 THIS YOU ARE HERE AND EVEN IF YOU'RE PRESENT AT 302 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,525 THIS MIDDLING COLLEGE IN THIS SAD, FORGOTTEN TOWN WITH SOME BIZARRE ANOMALY AND YOU DO HAVE 303 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:22,602 THE PROMISE OF GENIUS, WHICH I'LL BET A KIDNEY THAT YOU DON'T, IT WILL NEVER SURFACE 304 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:27,941 I AM NOT A GOOD ENOUGH WRITER OR WRITING TEACHER TO BRING IT OUT OF YOU 305 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:32,545 AND HOW DO I KNOW THAT HOW? BECAUSE I, TOO, AM HERE -- 306 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:38,118 [ LAUGHTER ] -- AT RAILTON COLLEGE, MEDIOCRITY'S CAPITAL 307 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:43,256 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "I, TOO, AM HERE." 308 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:47,627 SO, I CAN RELATE WELL DONE Jimmy: THAT'S SO WELL DONE. 309 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,464 YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW -- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT 310 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,199 BUT YOU JUST WRAPPED "BETTER CALL SAUL" AND YOU ALREADY FILMED A WHOLE NEW OTHER 311 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,935 SERIES WHOA! ONE SERIES 312 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,338 I ACTUALLY -- TWO. Jimmy: WHAT 313 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,007 I DIDN'T -- YOU KNOW, THERE'S ANOT -- Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD 314 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,377 ANOTHER SHOW WELL, YEAH. THIS -- I JOINED THE CAST OF 315 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,847 "BLIPPI" THIS SEASON [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THE -- THE CHILDREN'S 316 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,251 SHOW, "BLIPPI" DID YOU WRITE THAT? Jimmy: NO 317 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,521 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, I PLAY BLIPPI'S EVIL NEMESIS, GORPI 318 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:19,225 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW BLIPPI HAD A NEMESIS 319 00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,561 I MEAN, WHAT'S GOING ON -- ON THE SHOW JUST A LOT OF BLIPPI STUFF, 320 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:25,832 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, BASICALLY -- I GUESS I 321 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:32,772 SHOULD SAY SPOILER ALERT BUT MY CHARACTER, GORPI, STOLE BLIPPI'S MAGIC STRAWBERRY THAT 322 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:37,410 TEACHES HIM THE ALPHABET Jimmy: WOW. AND NOW BLIPPI CAN'T SPEAK 323 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:42,282 BECAUSE HE FORGOT THE ALPHABET SO, THAT MEANS HE CAN'T RSVP TO MR. TOOTHBRUSH'S CLEANUP PARTY 324 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,584 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT WHAT BLIPPI DOESN'T KNOW, RIGHT? 325 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,320 Jimmy: UH-HUH IS THAT I KIDNAPPED HIS DATE TO THE CLEANUP PARTY, MAIDESS 326 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:51,958 MANNERS. AND THIS -- THIS IS THROWING THE ENTIRE WORLD IN TURMOIL 327 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,427 BECAUSE NOW -- [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU GUYS ARE -- YOU ALREADY 328 00:19:54,427 --> 00:20:00,533 KNOW THIS. BUT ANYWAY, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SAY "PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 329 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,402 ALSO, JUST, THIS ENTIRE SEASON IS A DREAM THAT THE NUMBER EIGHT IS HAVING. 330 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,937 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WELL, THAT -- THIS IS -- 331 00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:06,539 AND -- Jimmy: IT'S INTERESTING I WOULDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD 332 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,943 DO A CHILDREN'S SHOW I -- [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:20:09,943 --> 00:20:13,346 WELL, I MEAN, THEY PAID ME A A LOT OF MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] 334 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:17,384 PLUS, THEY GAVE ME COMPLETE CREATIVE CONTROL YOU KNOW WHAT? 335 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,486 THEY EVEN LET ME WRITE MY OWN DIALOGUE I -- I BROUGHT A CLIP IF YOU 336 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:23,390 GUYS WANT TO -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CAN WE DO THAT 337 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,892 LET'S GO. CAN WE SEE IT? Jimmy: RICK, CAN WE SEE IT? 338 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,195 CAN WE SEE IT IS THERE ANY WAY TO SEE IT IS THERE ANY TVs 339 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,898 Jimmy: BOB ODENKIRK AS THE VILLAIN, GORPI, IN THE NEW SEASON OF "BLIPPI. 340 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,199 VILLAIN, GORPI, IN THE NEW SEASON OF "BLIPPI. IT'S HAPPENING. 341 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,937 * SO MUCH TO LEARN ABOU IT'LL MAKE YOU 342 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,409 WANT TO SHOUT BLIPPI * ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU PIECES OF [ BLEEP ]. 343 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:47,213 BASICALLY, [ BLEEP ] BLIPPI JUST MET A TALKING CRAYON THAT TAUGHT HIM HOW TO 344 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,617 TIE HIS [ BLEEP ] SHOES. [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S ONLY THREE LETTERS I 345 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:54,654 TRUST. [ LAUGHTER ] A, Q, Z. 346 00:20:54,654 --> 00:21:00,060 HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. A, I WANT YOU TO BREAK INTO PROFESSOR NAPTIME'S TREEHOUSE. 347 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:03,496 STEAL THAT [ BLEEP ] FINGER PAINTS [ LAUGHTER ] 348 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,265 Z, I NEED YOU TO PUT DOWN THE APPLE SLICES AND [ BLEEP ] UP BARRY BROCCOLI AT LUNCHTIME 349 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:13,073 WHEN HE'S SINGING HIS HEALTHY LUNCH SONG MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. 350 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,808 AND Q, I NEED TO YOU FIND OUT WHEN BLIPPI IS TAKING HIS NEXT BUBBLE BATH BECAUSE I'M GOING 351 00:21:14,808 --> 00:21:21,548 TO TEACH THAT MOTHER [ BLEEP ] A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT ELECTRICITY. 352 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:27,554 [ TOASTER POPS UP [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE BLIPPI! 353 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:30,623 Jimmy: WOW! WOW, BOB ODENKIRK -- I'VE -- I'M BASICALLY 354 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,592 WORKING. I'VE JUST BEEN WORKING Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SO HAPPY 355 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:36,196 CONGRATULATIONS. BOB ODENKIRK "LUCKY HANK" PREMIERES THIS 356 00:21:36,196 --> 00:21:40,667 SUNDAY ON AMC AND AMC PLUS WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW. 357 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:49,843 CONGRATS, THAT'S REALLY DARK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 358 00:21:49,843 --> 00:21:51,711 WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST, RIGHT Jimmy: YEAH 359 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,214 YOU POUR THE MILK Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN PUT THE CEREAL 360 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:58,018 Jimmy: YEAH THE MILK DOESN'T SPLASH OUTSIDE THE BOWL 361 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:17,170 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN ENTREPRENEUR, DEEJAY, A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR. 362 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:23,176 HER NEW BOOK, "PARIS: THE MEMOIR," IS AVAILABLE TOMORROW PLEASE WELCOME, PARIS HILTON 363 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:37,824 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:41,461 Jimmy: PARIS! HELLO WHAT'S UP NEW YORK 365 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:45,365 Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELCOME BACK 366 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,935 THE MEMOIR'S OUT TOMORROW. I WANT TO GET TO THIS. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE LAST 367 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:53,473 TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, WHICH I'M SO PSYCHED EVERY TIME YOU COME ON. 368 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,409 IT'S ALWAYS GREAT. LAST TIME, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 369 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,712 YES Jimmy: YES. YOU -- COMMERCIAL CAME, AND 370 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,882 SOMEONE RAN OUT, WAS IT YOUR MOM? YES 371 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,820 Jimmy: YOUR MOM RAN OUT AND GOES, "PARIS, YOU'RE WEARING TWO DIFFERENT SHOES. 372 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,888 MM-HM [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DURING THE WHOLE 373 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,291 INTERVIEW. AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW. I DIDN'T KNOW. 374 00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:14,127 NO ONE SAID ANYTHING BUT HERE'S THE PICTURE OF YOU BEFORE -- BEFORE YOU CHANGED 375 00:23:14,127 --> 00:23:17,964 THIS IS DURING ONE OF OUR INTERVIEWS [ LAUGHTER ] 376 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:22,869 I -- I HAVE A CLOSEUP OF JUST THE SHOES THERE, JUST SO WE KNOW 377 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,171 [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW HOW I, LIKE, DIDN'T NOTICE THAT, BECAUSE ONE 378 00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:28,441 IS, LIKE, ALL CRYSTALLIZED AND ONE IS, LIKE, NUDE Jimmy: DID ANYONE THINK THAT 379 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:32,479 YOU WERE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, LIKE IT'S A STYLE CHOICE THEY DID. 380 00:23:32,479 --> 00:23:35,215 PEOPLE WERE LIKE, "WHO IS THE DESIGNER THAT'S SO COOL." 381 00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:39,285 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. THAT'S SO GOOD 382 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,788 BUT YOUR MOM CAME OUT AND STRAIGHTENED IT OUT. AND SO, YOU CHANGED SHOES. 383 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,857 BUT I JUST WANTED TO REMIND THAT I THOUGHT THAT MADE ME LAUGH 384 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:47,093 [ LAUGHTER ] ONLY ME Jimmy: ONLY YOU 385 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,863 THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU, RIGHT HERE, PAL. 386 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:53,099 YOU BECAME A MOM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES 387 00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:59,105 HE IS SUCH AN ANGEL. Jimmy: HOW IS HE? HE'S THE BEST 388 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:02,776 HE'S THE CUTEST, SWEETEST. I'M JUST SO OBSESSED WITH HIM. MY HEART FEELS LIKE IT'S GOING 389 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,511 TO EXPLODE Jimmy: REALLY MM-HM 390 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,379 Jimmy: AND DO YOU JUST STARE AT HIM WHAT DO YOU -- 391 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:08,782 STARE AT HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: RIGHT. 392 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,750 YES THAT'S ALL YOU DO. YOU JUST GO, "OH, MY GOD, 393 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,485 YOU'RE A PERFECT BABY. IT'S THE BEST Jimmy: IT'S THE BEST THING. 394 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,254 AND MOM, KATHY, IS LOVING BEING GRANDMA? YES 395 00:24:14,254 --> 00:24:16,222 Jimmy: YEAH, I COULD JUST IMAGINE. OBSESSED. 396 00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:18,525 JUST SHOWING UP ALL THE TIME, UNANNOUNCED. Jimmy: UNANNOUNCED, YEAH. 397 00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,493 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE'S, LIKE, IN THERE I'M LIKE, "MOM, WHEN DID YOU 398 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:22,462 GET HERE?" SHE'S LIKE, "OH, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS. 399 00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,531 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO -- YEAH, I'VE GOT TO 400 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,900 WAIT FOR THE BABY TO WAKE UP NOW -- YOU BEING A DEEJAY, I'M ASSUMING YOU HAVE A GOOD 401 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:31,404 PLAYLIST FOR THE BABY. YES, OF COURSE. Jimmy: YOU DO 402 00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:35,075 MM-HM Jimmy: WHAT IS BABY INTO NOW. 403 00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:37,544 WELL, I ACTUALLY SANG HIS FAVORITE LULLABY IS MY SONG, "STARS ARE BLIND." 404 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,380 Jimmy: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 405 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,682 MM-HM YES. HE HAS GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC 406 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,452 Jimmy: YEAH MM-HM Jimmy: BY THE WAY, YOU WERE 407 00:24:45,452 --> 00:24:46,953 GREAT WITH MILEY THANK YOU Jimmy: THAT WAS FANTASTIC 408 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,888 I LOVE HER SO MUCH. SHE'S SO COOL. Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T BEAT 409 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:51,091 MILEY CYRUS. BUT THAT WAS SUCH A SURPRISE I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE GOING TO 410 00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,927 COME OUT AND ROCK IT OUT AND DO "STARS." SHE'S A FAN OF THE SONG? 411 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,995 YES Jimmy: I LOVE HER I LOVE HER. 412 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,098 Jimmy: DUDE, YOU GUYS TOGETHER YEAH 413 00:24:58,098 --> 00:25:00,500 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE IS EPIC Jimmy: THAT WAS AWESOME 414 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,469 LET'S TALK ABOUT, YOU HAVE A A MEMOIR IT'S OUT TOMORROW. 415 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:04,437 THIS IS A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. 416 00:25:04,437 --> 00:25:05,939 Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE READY TO WRITE A A MEMOIR 417 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:15,315 WAS IT THE DOC DEFINITELY THE DOCUMENTARY. THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I 418 00:25:15,315 --> 00:25:17,117 ACTUALLY GOT REAL AND STARTED JUST THINKING ABOUT SO MANY THINGS I HAD WENT THROUGH IN MY 419 00:25:17,117 --> 00:25:23,223 LIFE Jimmy: YEAH AND IT WAS JUST TIME, I FEEL 420 00:25:23,223 --> 00:25:27,694 THAT, TO TELL MY TRUTH Jimmy: YEAH IT'S -- IT GETS -- THE STRUGGLE 421 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:33,066 STORIES IN THERE AND IT GETS DARK AT CERTAIN POINTS BUT THERE'S FUNNIER, LIGHTER 422 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:37,103 MOMENTS AND THINGS IN HERE THAT I -- BUT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT YOU. 423 00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:41,574 BUT I THINK THIS IS, FOR ONE EXAMPLE, YOU LIKE TO DO PRANK PHONE CALLS? 424 00:25:41,574 --> 00:25:44,077 YES [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T -- I DIDN'T 425 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:46,513 KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE A SEPARATE PHONE JUST FOR PRANKING PEOPLE? 426 00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:49,282 I DO. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOW, HOW DID YOU DO 427 00:25:49,282 --> 00:25:51,985 IT AND WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PRANK PHONE CALL 428 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:54,487 WAS IT SOMETHING YOU DID IN HIGH SCHOOL? OR - 429 00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:57,557 MY MOM TAUGHT ME. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOUR MOM PRANKS 430 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:59,859 PEOPLE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF PRANK CALLS. 431 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:02,595 SHE IS SO GOOD AT IT Jimmy: REALLY YES 432 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,030 Jimmy: AND HOW DO YOU ALL REACT? DO YOU HEAR ON THE OTHER LINE, 433 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:07,067 OR PICK UP WHEN SHE CALLS, OR SPEAKER PHONE? WE DO IT AT HER HOUSE, LIKE, 434 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,436 USUALLY DURING PARTIES, LIKE, AT THE END LIKE, WE'LL ALL GET TOGETHER IN 435 00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:13,740 THE ROOM AND JUST, LIKE, HAVE A PRANK CALLING AFTER-PARTY. Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 436 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,875 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND WHEN YOU DO IT, DO YOU CHANGE YOUR VOICE AT 437 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:20,947 ALL? YES, MY NAME IS PHILLIS, AND I LIKE TO SMOKE THE CIGS 438 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:25,051 AND I WOULD LOVE TO MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT, DARLING. Jimmy: OH MY GOD. 439 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:26,753 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M JUST -- "I LIKE TO SMOKE THE CIGS. 440 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:29,789 YES I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE -- 441 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,859 Jimmy: WHY NOT? I LOVE LEARNING THAT STUFF, BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY, IT'S LIGHT 442 00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:35,495 BUT YOU ALWAYS HAD A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR AND, ALSO, YOUR BUSINESS BRAIN 443 00:26:35,495 --> 00:26:40,400 IS PHENOMENAL -- THANK YOU Jimmy: -- TO LEARN ABOUT. 444 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,571 AND YOU LEARN ABOUT THIS I ALSO WILL SAY, IT DOES GET VERY DARK FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T 445 00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:48,074 KNOW YOU, KNOW YOU YEAH. Jimmy: YOU KIND OF ARE IN 446 00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:51,544 SHOCK, AND YOU GO LIKE, "WOW, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WENT THROUGH THIS." 447 00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:54,280 AND I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE TELLING YOUR STORY BUT THIS IS -- A LOT OF STUFF 448 00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:00,720 HAPPENED TO YOU AS A TEENAGER. AND YOU'VE ACTUALLY TAKEN IT TO -- TO -- TO CONGRESS. 449 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,655 YEAH. WE'VE CHANGED LAWS IN EIGHT STATES SO FAR AND ALL THE WAY 450 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:06,192 IN IRELAND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 451 00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:10,030 YES. AND NOW WE'RE GOING BACK TO D.C. IN APRIL TO INTRODUCE OUR 452 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:16,736 NEW BILL TO MAKE THIS FEDERAL. Jimmy: COME ON. THIS IS -- YOU ARE SO 453 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,305 FASCINATING. CONGRATS ON THIS THANK YOU 454 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,708 Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THIS, AND CONGRATS ON THIS TOO YES 455 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:24,444 Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON. THAT'S -- IT'S -- YOU'RE THE BEST THING EVER. 456 00:27:24,444 --> 00:27:27,180 MY TWO BABIES Jimmy: PARIS HILTON, EVERYBODY. 457 00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:31,451 "PARIS: THE MEMOIR" IS OUT TOMORROW PICK IT UP ONLINE, GO TO BARNES 458 00:27:31,451 --> 00:27:33,420 & NOBLE, WHEREVER BOOKS ARE SOLD WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 459 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,288 COLLIN MORIKAWA. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:27:35,288 --> 00:28:05,018 * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A FIVE-TIME PGA TOUR CHAMPION 461 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:10,457 AND IS RANKED AS ONE OF THE TOP GOLFERS IN THE WORLD YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE NEW 462 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:16,896 DOCUSERIES, "FULL SWING," WHICH IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX. PLEASE WELCOME COLLIN MORIKAWA 463 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:31,177 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COLLIN, WELCOME BACK 464 00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:34,881 THANK YOU THANKS, JIMMY. Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE 465 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,150 SHOW YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PGA TOUR RIGHT NOW 466 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:43,590 YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO THAT MADE ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE TRAVELING, OBVIOUSLY 467 00:28:43,590 --> 00:28:46,192 SO, YOU'RE ON THE PLANE. AND THEN YOU JUST TOOK A A PICTURE OF THIS. 468 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:51,231 "CLUBS FELL OUT OF THE LUGGAGE CART AND SAT THERE FOR A FEW MINUTES WITH NO ONE IN SIGHT 469 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:55,602 LET'S JUST SAY I WAS FREAKING OUT ON THE INSIDE. HERE WE COME PLAYOFFS. 470 00:28:55,602 --> 00:28:57,237 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, TALK ABOUT A NIGHTMARE. 471 00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:02,042 Jimmy: SO YOU KNEW THAT, YOU RECOGNIZED YOUR CLUBS. YEAH NO, YOU COULD SEE RIGHT 472 00:29:02,042 --> 00:29:06,112 THERE. I WAS RIGHT ON THE WINDOW. ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE 473 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:10,150 MY HEART RACED I WAS SWEATING ON THE PLANE, EVERYTHING 474 00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:14,020 EVERYTHING WAS BAD Jimmy: THAT'S A BIG DEAL. YEAH. 475 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:19,025 THAT'S ALL -- I NEED THAT TO ACTUALLY PLAY GOLF Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY - 476 00:29:19,025 --> 00:29:25,465 SO, I NEED MY GOLF CLUBS. Jimmy: SORRY EVERYONE, I JUST NEED CLUBS. 477 00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:27,100 YOUR CLUBS BUT I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY OTHER WAY TO DO IT 478 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,135 I MEAN, I USED TO BRING GUITARS WHEN I USED TO DO GIGS, AND I WOULD HOPEFULLY TALK MY WAY 479 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:34,407 INTO BRINGING IT ON BOARD AND LIKE PUTTING IT IN THE CLOSET IN THE FRONT 480 00:29:34,407 --> 00:29:38,578 WELL, IT'S ABOUT TOTAL, WITH ALL THE SHOES, IT'S ABOUT 70 POUNDS. 481 00:29:38,578 --> 00:29:42,282 Jimmy: THERE WAS NO WAS THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 482 00:29:42,282 --> 00:29:44,484 CARRY-ON, YEAH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CAN YOU PUT IT UNDER 483 00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:51,891 YOUR CHAIR NO, I CAN'T DO THAT EITHER THAT'S WILD. 484 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,827 I JUST THINK, I THINK IT MAKES ME LAUGH BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO ZONE 485 00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:57,697 OUT. YOU'RE LIKE, DUDE, I WANT TO BE IN THE ZONE. 486 00:29:57,697 --> 00:30:02,936 DO YOU DO ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU'RE LIKE, ALL RIGHT I'M PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 487 00:30:02,936 --> 00:30:06,106 I'M IN THE TOURNAMENT. I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE I CAN'T HAVE MY CLUBS LAYING ON 488 00:30:06,106 --> 00:30:07,774 THE TARMAC YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S KEEP EVERYTHING IS NORMAL AS 489 00:30:07,774 --> 00:30:09,109 POSSIBLE Jimmy: OKAY YOU TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL 490 00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,143 DAY. TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL DATE NIGHT. 491 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,345 TREAT IT LIKE A NORMAL FRIDAY NIGHT, WAKE UP, GO TO SLEEP. Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A 492 00:30:12,345 --> 00:30:18,585 A SPECIAL FOOD OR ANYTHING NOTHING PARTICULAR. WHY? 493 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:20,420 Jimmy: I'M JUST SAYING I SAW SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET I THINK SPARKED A LITTLE BIT OF 494 00:30:20,420 --> 00:30:25,458 DEBATE, A LITTLE BIT OF CONTROVERSY IF YOU BROUGHT IT UP 495 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,427 CONTROVERSY [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 496 00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:29,829 THAT'S HOW THEY SAY IT OVERSEAS THAT'S HOW THEY SAY 497 00:30:29,829 --> 00:30:31,965 CONTROVERSY, YEAH. GOT IT. Jimmy: YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF 498 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:37,370 BREAKFAST FOODS. LOVE BREAKFAST. Jimmy: YEAH 499 00:30:37,370 --> 00:30:40,440 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. LOVE BREAKFAST 500 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:45,078 GOT TO START THE DAY OFF RIGHT Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE MAKING -- THERE'S VIDEO OF YOU 501 00:30:45,078 --> 00:30:47,881 DOING THIS YOU'RE MAKING A BOWL OF CEREAL RIGHT Jimmy: ALL RIGHT 502 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:53,119 YEAH. Jimmy: AND HERE'S WHERE I GET INVOLVED AND I GET A 503 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:55,622 A LITTLE, I ALMOST DIDN'T TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] 504 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:58,024 YOU POURED YOUR MILK IN FIRST, THEN THE CEREAL. [ AUDIENCE OHs ] 505 00:30:58,024 --> 00:31:01,961 THERE YOU GO THAT'S THE REACTION. THAT'S THE REACTION I WANT 506 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:06,766 THAT'S THE REACTION WE NEED! COLLIN MORIKAWA, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! 507 00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:12,806 JIMMY, WHERE DO I START WHERE DO I START Jimmy: YEAH 508 00:31:12,806 --> 00:31:20,080 LOOK, I MEAN, THERE'S A A PERFECT RATIO, RIGHT I THINK WE ALL AGREE, OF MILK 509 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,415 TO CEREAL. WHEN YOU PUT - [ LAUGHTER ] 510 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,284 Jimmy: TALK TO ME, TALK TO ME WHEN YOU PUT IN MILK FIRST. 511 00:31:24,284 --> 00:31:27,454 I WISH WE HAD A BOWL I MEAN, THAT WOULD JUST BE PERFECT. 512 00:31:27,454 --> 00:31:29,522 Jimmy: YEAH WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST, RIGHT 513 00:31:29,522 --> 00:31:32,158 Jimmy: YEAH YOU POUR THE MILK Jimmy: YEAH 514 00:31:32,158 --> 00:31:33,793 AND THEN PUT THE CEREAL Jimmy: YEAH THE MILK DOESN'T SPLASH 515 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,628 OUTSIDE THE BOWL Jimmy: OH, HOW AGGRESSIVE ARE YOU POURING YOUR MILK? 516 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:38,365 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE POURING IT TOO HARD WHY, WHEN YOU HAVE A GALLON 517 00:31:38,365 --> 00:31:40,266 OF MILK. I MEAN, IT'S HEAVY Jimmy: GET A HALF GALLON. 518 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,868 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'M AN ATHLETE, BUT I'M NOT LIKE A - 519 00:31:41,868 --> 00:31:43,737 Jimmy: MAYBE YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GALLON OF MILK. I'M A SMALL GUY HERE. 520 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,905 I'M TRYING - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: START WITH THOSE 521 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,674 LITTLE ONES YOU GET IN GRADE SCHOOL LITTLE CARTONS. 522 00:31:47,674 --> 00:31:49,642 THE LITTLE CARTONS OF MILK Jimmy: A LITTLE CARTONS OF MILK 523 00:31:49,642 --> 00:31:51,478 RIGHT Jimmy: YOU DON'T JUST AGGRESSIVELY THROW MILK AROUND 524 00:31:51,478 --> 00:31:54,547 [ LAUGHTER ] HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT. 525 00:31:54,547 --> 00:31:57,784 HEAR ME OUT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. I THINK EVERYONE'S GOING TO 526 00:31:57,784 --> 00:32:00,053 TRY THIS Jimmy: I DON'T. I DON'T. 527 00:32:00,053 --> 00:32:02,088 [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU PUT THE MILK AND YOU POUR THE CEREAL -- 528 00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,491 Jimmy: YES. -- ESPECIALLY LIKE A A FROSTED FLAKES 529 00:32:04,491 --> 00:32:06,126 ON OF MY FAVORITES Jimmy: OKAY, I DO LIKE FROSTED FLAKES 530 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:08,061 WHEN YOU PUT IT ALL THE WAY DOWN AT BOTTOM AND IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, THAT'S THE 531 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:09,329 PERFECT RATIO OF MILK TO CEREAL Jimmy: BUT WHY NOT CEREAL 532 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,064 FIRST, THEN YOU CAN REALLY RATIO THE MILK AND IT SLOWLY GOES THROUGH THE CREVASSES OF 533 00:32:11,064 --> 00:32:14,067 THE FROSTED FLAKES [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE IT SPLASHES OUT OF 534 00:32:14,067 --> 00:32:21,775 THE -- Jimmy: QUESTLOVE, ARE YOU HEARING THIS DUDE? 535 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:23,677 Questlove: YES, I AM. Jimmy: AND IS THIS INSANE OR WHAT 536 00:32:23,677 --> 00:32:27,781 Questlove: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, MAN. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 537 00:32:27,781 --> 00:32:29,849 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE PERSON IN HERE THAT AGREES WITH ME, 538 00:32:29,849 --> 00:32:32,819 RIGHT? WHOO! YEAH, THERE WE GO 539 00:32:32,819 --> 00:32:34,788 Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE PEOPLE YOU CAME HERE WITH 540 00:32:34,788 --> 00:32:36,756 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] THAT DOESN'T COUNT 541 00:32:36,756 --> 00:32:39,426 LET'S TALK ABOUT "FULL SWING." EACH EPISODE FOLLOWS DIFFERENT PRO GOLFERS AROUND AND REALLY 542 00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:44,297 GETS INTO YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S MUCH MORE TO THE SPORT THAN JUST 543 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:47,901 GOING AND PLAYING FOR THE WEEKEND. IT'S GEARING UP. 544 00:32:47,901 --> 00:32:52,172 IT'S YOUR HOME LIFE. HOW DO YOU DO IT HOW DO YOU POUR YOUR CEREAL? 545 00:32:52,172 --> 00:32:54,341 THINGS LIKE THAT [ LAUGHTER ] IT GOT PICKED UP FOR SEASON 546 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:56,409 TWO. CONGRATULATIONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 547 00:32:56,409 --> 00:33:00,747 YOU'RE VERY ENTERTAINING DO YOU MIND HAVING THE CAMERAS KIND OF INVADE YOUR LIFE, OR 548 00:33:00,747 --> 00:33:03,950 DID YOU GET USED TO IT YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S ALL PART OF IT 549 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:08,121 IT'S KIND OF WHAT WE DO? YOU KNOW OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE IT ON THE GOLF COURSE AND WE'RE 550 00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:10,790 PRETTY COMFORTABLE WITH THAT BUT FOLLOWING THEM AROUND, FOLLOWING US AROUND, IT TOOK A 551 00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:16,329 A LITTLE BIT OF TIME, BUT WHEN YOU DIVE INTO IT, IT'S EVERYTHING 552 00:33:16,329 --> 00:33:18,164 YOU KNOW, AND FOR PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE AND JUST SPECTATORS THAT DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT 553 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,966 GOLF, WHO ONLY KNOW WHO TIGER WOODS IS AND GOLF IS PLAYED ON A GOLF COURSE, PRETTY OBVIOUS, 554 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:26,272 RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH IT'S A GOOD INSIGHT INTO 555 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:31,177 WHAT WE DO AND LEARNING WHAT TRAVEL IS LIKE 556 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:36,316 WE'RE TRAVELING 25, 30 WEEKS A A YEAR, ALMOST 35 WEEKS. SUNDAY TO SUNDAY 557 00:33:36,316 --> 00:33:39,486 SO, PUT THAT TOGETHER. Jimmy: YEAH WE'RE DOING IT ACROSS THE 558 00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:41,688 WORLD. Jimmy: AND WE GET TO MEET YOUR DOG 559 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:44,958 AND YOU GET TO MEET OUR DOG I MEAN, HE'S -- YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM OUT 560 00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,860 Jimmy: HE'S HERE. HE IS HERE. Jimmy: BUT NO, KEEP HIM IN 561 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:48,461 THE ROOM BECAUSE HE BARKED AT ME [ LAUGHTER ] 562 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,964 HE ONLY BARKED AT YOU NO ONE ELSE. Jimmy: WHY, THOUGH? 563 00:33:50,964 --> 00:34:00,907 YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE MEN [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 564 00:34:00,907 --> 00:34:03,443 THAT'S WHAT IT WAS THAT'S WHAT IT WAS YEAH, HE BARKED AT ME, BUT THEN 565 00:34:03,443 --> 00:34:05,512 HE LICKED ME AS WELL YEAH, HE'S CUTE Jimmy: HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT 566 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:07,480 UP?" LIKE THE SHOW "WHAT'S UP." HE'S REALLY CUTE 567 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,049 I THINK HE'S ACTUALLY GOTTEN MORE FAMOUS THAN ME OFF THE NETFLIX. 568 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:11,284 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH. 569 00:34:11,284 --> 00:34:13,887 Jimmy: EVERYONE ASKING YOU ABOUT THE DOG AND STUFF? WE WERE ON THE PLANE 570 00:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,056 YESTERDAY AND SOMEONE WAS LIKE, "OH, I ACTUALLY RECOGNIZED YOUR DOG FIRST. 571 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:19,893 AND THEN I SAW YOU." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEY GO, "YEAH, AND 572 00:34:19,893 --> 00:34:21,261 WE FORGOT YOUR GOLF CLUBS, BY THE WAY, BUT WE'VE GOT YOUR DOG. 573 00:34:21,261 --> 00:34:23,396 [ LAUGHTER ] I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S COLLIN MORIKAWA IN "FULL 574 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,365 HERE'S COLLIN MORIKAWA IN "FULL SWING. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 575 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:27,867 YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T WON SINCE 576 00:34:27,867 --> 00:34:31,538 THE 2021 OPEN. AND YOU KNOW, FOR ME, SO FAR IN MY CAREER, IT'S BEEN A LONG 577 00:34:31,538 --> 00:34:37,377 TIME MAJORS ARE CARRER DEFINING LIKE YEAH, YOU WANT TO PUT ON 578 00:34:37,377 --> 00:34:41,781 A GREAT JACKET, BUT AT THE END OF THE YOU STILL WANT TO WIN EVERYTHING 579 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:46,986 AND [ BLEEP ] TIGER WON 80-SOMETHING TIMES IT DOESN'T GET TIRING WINNING 580 00:34:46,986 --> 00:34:52,192 82 TIMES I MEAN, CAN I SAY THIS, I WANT THIS MORE THAN THE OTHERS? 581 00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:54,694 I MEAN, I WANT THEM ALL. Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO WIN IT ALL 582 00:34:54,694 --> 00:34:59,399 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I WANT TO WIN Jimmy: COLLIN MORIKAWA. 583 00:34:59,399 --> 00:35:03,770 SEASON ONE OF "FULL SWING" STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 584 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:27,560 COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 585 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,496 Jimmy: PERFORMING "YOGA" AND "ORGANISE" FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM "MR. MONEY WITH THE VIBE," GIVE 586 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:35,935 "MR. MONEY WITH THE VIBE," GIVE IT UP FOR ASAKE FEATURING THE COMPOSERS. 587 00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:48,982 * 588 00:35:48,982 --> 00:36:02,762 [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * YOGA-YOGA I DEY ON MY WA 589 00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:06,800 I DEY MAYA MAKE NOBODY KILL * * MY YOGA-YOG 590 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,806 YOGA-YOG I DEY ON MY WA I DEY MAYA * 591 00:36:12,806 --> 00:36:21,548 * MAKE NOBODY KIL MY YOGA-YOGA ENEMIES I GE 592 00:36:21,548 --> 00:36:24,517 THEM TOO MUCH * * IT IS BETTER TO GET THEM SURPLUS 593 00:36:24,517 --> 00:36:26,586 WHO GO DEY FOR YOU NO GO TAKE OFF * * 594 00:36:26,586 --> 00:37:02,288 [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] 595 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:30,517 [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] 596 00:37:30,517 --> 00:37:43,763 * ORGANIS * * 597 00:37:43,763 --> 00:37:51,838 * ORGANIS EVERY OTHER DA I ORGANISE 598 00:37:51,838 --> 00:37:58,745 SOME OF US ARE WISE * * EVERY OTHER PERSO OVER WISE * 599 00:37:58,745 --> 00:38:08,788 * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * 600 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:44,324 [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] 601 00:38:44,324 --> 00:39:13,720 * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * 602 00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:31,071 [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] * [ SINGING IN NON-ENGLISH ] 603 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,040 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON, NOW 604 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,675 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT COME ON, BUD ASAKE! 605 00:39:35,675 --> 00:39:43,783 ASAKE AND THE COMPOSERS, "MR. MONEY WITH THE VIBE" IS OUT NOW. 606 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:46,720 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 607 00:39:46,720 --> 00:40:11,578 * Jimmy: MY THANKS TO BOB ODENKIRK, PARIS HILTON, 608 00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:18,918 COLLIN MORIKAWA, ASAKE THE COMPOSERS. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 609 00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:23,289 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 610 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:25,358 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 611 00:40:25,358 --> 00:40:25,358 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE