Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BRYAN CRANSTON
PENN BADGLEY MUSCIAL GUEST, MAYA HAWKE. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1814 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THAT'S A HOT CROWD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS
TONIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN ATTENDED A BIG DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISER IN LAS VEGAS.
YEP, NOT REALLY THE BEST TIMING FOR BIDEN. YESTERDAY HE ASSURED US THE
BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE, AND 24 HOURS LATER HE ROLLED UP IN VEGAS.
[ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "PUTTING IT ALL ON BLACK.
ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, CAESAR'S PALACE NOW OWNS RHODE ISLAND
SO, NO BIG DEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL RIGHT
SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS LAST NIGHT, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE A CAMPAIGN VISIT TO
IOWA AND HE DELIVERED A SPEECH THAT LASTED AN HOUR AND 45 MINUTES
[ LAUGHTER ] HOUR AND 45 MINUTES. ONLY TRUMP COULD MAKE THE
OSCARS FEEL LIKE A TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ONLY DID TRUMP TALK FOR
ALMOST TWO HOURS, BUT HE ACTUALLY ENDED HIS SPEECH BY TAKING QUESTIONS FROM THE
AUDIENCE WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN THE FIRST QUESTION WAS, "CAN WE GO HOME
NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP DID A Q&A
HE LOOKED AT THE TELEPROMPTER. "OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE QANDA.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE QANDA. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S Q & A.
"I LOVE 'BLACK PANTHER.' QANDA FOREVER. I'VE ALWAYS SAID -
[ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE QANDA SOME PEOPLE CELEBRATE QANDA.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Q & A.
MEANWHILE, AHEAD OF HIS SPEECH IN IOWA, TRUMP SAID THAT FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS
IS PROBABLY HIS BIGGEST RIVAL FOR THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION
TRUMP SAID HIS ONLY OTHER RIVALS ARE THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND HIGH
CHOLESTEROL. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH
WHEN ASKED IF HE REGRETTED ENDORSING RON DeSANTIS FOR GOVERNOR IN 2018, TRUMP SAID,
AND I QUOTE, "UH, YEAH, MAYBE, PROBABLY, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH, MAYBE, PROBABLY, YEAH. AND HE DIDN'T STOP THERE HE WENT ONTO SAY, "I MEAN,
YEAH, SURE, MAYBE, YEAH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE SAID, "DEFINITELY,
MAYBE, NOT AT ALL, YEP-NEP, YO-YO. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, HE SAID - * NO, NO-NO, NO, NO MAYBE *
THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, ROOTS
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? POPE FRANCIS SUGGESTED THAT HE'S OPEN TO REVIEWING THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH'S VOW OF CELIBACY FOR PRIESTS [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY LIVEN UP THE NEXT SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR."
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'LL KNOW A DECISION HAS BEEN MADE WHEN WHITE SMOKE BILLOWS
FROM THE TINDER HEADQUARTERS [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS
AMID A RISE IN SHOPLIFTING, LOWE'S IS USING A NEW 400 POUND EGG-SHAPED SECURITY ROBOT TO
PATROL PARKING LOTS AT SOME OF THEIR STORES HERE IT IS
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 400 POUNDS AND EGG SHAPED.
THE ROBOT WAS LIKE, "THANKS, THAT DESCRIPTION IS A REAL EGO BOOST.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THAT THING AGAIN? WOW.
IT LOOKS LIKE IF R2D2, A A STORMTROOPER, AND THE JEOPARDY BUZZER HAD A BABY
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THEY'RE HAVING ROBOTS PATROL THE PARKING LOTS.
LISTEN, IF I WANTED TO GO TO A A HARDWARE STORE WITH NO HUMAN EMPLOYEES, I'D GO TO HOME
DEPOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: HEY, HO.
* Jimmy: HEY, GUYS -- Steve: ALMOST
Jimmy: I READ THAT KRAFT-HEINZ IS DELIVERING NEW LUNCHABLES DIRECTLY TO SCHOOL
CAFETERIAS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. EVERY DIVORCED DAD IS LIKE, "OH BUT WHEN I GIVE IT TO THEM -
[ LAUGHTER ] DON'T FORGET, TWO LUNCHABLES COUNTS AS A DINNERABLE."
[ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR KIDS IN SCHOOL, BECAUSE IF
THERE IS LEFTOVER HAM THEY COULD USE IT AS A PENCIL ERASER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT'S TIME FOR WETWEET.
HERE WE GO
* WETWEET
WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO WETWEET
THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER.
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON
WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. Y'ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT
YOUR SEATS IT'S THE BIGGEST AND THE HIGHEST IN TECHNOLOGY, RIGHT
THERE. YEAH YOU CAN VOTE FOR THEM.
GREEN SAYS YOU LIKE IT, RED SAYS YOU DON'T LIKE IT OR YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOTE IF
YOU FEEL LIKE JUST SITTING BACK AND RELAXING IT'S UP TO YOU
WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU HAVE
CLICKERS TOO Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS
THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE DURING THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE
IT AND WETWEET IT. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO STANDING OVATIONS IN ANY OF
THESE. Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST EITHER
LIKE THEM, YOU PRESS THEM. YOU CAN LAUGH. YEAH, WE LIKE AUDIBLE.
WE LIKE TO HEAR YOU LAUGHING AS WELL - Steve: BUT DON'T STAND UP
Jimmy: NOW WE JUST HEARD FROM THE JUDGES, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO STAND UP.
Steve: OH, OKAY Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OKAY, THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HOW
COME THEY ALWAYS CALL YOU 'SIR' BEFORE THEY ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STORE?
"SIR, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT ON?" *
"I APPRECIATE THAT RESPECT." HERE WE GO THE RESULTS ARE IN
LET'S SEE THE VOTES. NO DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
PEOPLE WERE UPSET. THAT UPSET PEOPLE. Steve: YEAH
Jimmy: THAT BUMMED PEOPLE OUT. "SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK
YOU TO LEAVE FOR NOT VOTING. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE HERE
SAYS, "MAKE EYE CONTACT ON THE TRAIN ONCE CUTE
MAKE EYE CONTACT TWICE SERIAL KILLER. [ LAUGHTER ]
* Jimmy: STOP LOOKING AT ME ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER
THAN THE FIRST ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S IT.
ALMOST GOT ONE STANDING OVATION. Steve: REALLY
Jimmy: ONE GIRL ALMOST STOOD UP SHE STOPPED HERSELF HALFWAY
THROUGH. HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE, IT SAYS, "I WONDER IF COLD
DEEJAYS ONLY HOLD ONE EARMUFF TO THEIR HEAD? [ LAUGHTER ]
* Questlove: DEEP CUT Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT.
THAT'S FOR THE DEEJAYS OUT THERE. ALL RIGHT, I THINK -
Steve: I THINK IT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: YEAH
BUT CAN IT BEAT -- Steve: NO Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S
GOING TO BE 157. QUEST, YOU DON'T THINK SO, RIGHT?
Questlove: IT'S GOOD, THOUGH Jimmy: IT'S GOOD THOUGH,
YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH, WOW.
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SHOCKING Steve: 88 AND FULL OF HATE.
Jimmy: IT GOT A SITTING OVATION. LET'S TRY THE NEXT ONE
IT SAYS, "I'LL SAY IT. ACAI HAS WAY TOO MANY SYLLABLES FOR BEING SUCH A SHORT WORD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW, THAT ALMOST GOT ONE.
Jimmy: I THINK SO CAN I VOTE TWICE Steve: ACAI
* Jimmy: ACAI *
ACAI, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. WHOA *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH MY GOODNESS WOW.
Jimmy: YEAH WHY WOULD WE EVEN DO ANOTHER ONE?
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU WON'T GET BETTER THAN THAT Steve: WE'RE NOT GOING TO
GET -- WE MIGHT. Jimmy: WELL, WE COULD GET MUCH LOWER THAN THE FIRST.
Steve: THAT'S TRUE. Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW LOW WE CAN GO
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE IF THE RED CLICKERS WORK, JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S
NOT RIGGED I THINK THAT ONE SHOULD BE THE HIT.
Steve: YOU'RE SAYING LET'S TRY ON THIS ONE, TO EVERYBODY VOTE NO AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO. Steve: YOU DO WHATEVER YOU
WANT Jimmy: BUT WE CAN ALSO PROVE THAT THE SYSTEM IS NOT RIGGED
BY ALL VOTING "NO" ON THIS ONE AND THEN YOU SEE IF IT'S RIGGED OR NOT
ALTHOUGH WE COULD EDIT IT IN POST, AND MAKE THE AUDIENCE AT HOME THINK THAT WE DID THIS.
BUT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. Steve: WE COULD ALSO EDIT IN SOME STANDING OVATIONS TOO
Jimmy: THERE HASN'T BEEN ONE STANDING OVATION AT ALL. WE COULD VOTE "NO" ON THIS, AND
THEN HAVE A STANDING OVATION Questlove: VOTE "NO" AND STANDING OVATION
Jimmy: THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. WE GET ZERO OF THE VOTES, SO
EITHER DON'T VOTE OR VOTE RED. Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHY ARE WE GOING THIS Steve: KEEP IT INTERESTING.
Jimmy: LAST ONE IS, "BESIDES LANDING, I BET DRIVING A BLIMP IS PRETTY EASY."
* Steve: OH, THE HUMANITY WOW.
I DON'T THINK YOU HAD TO EVEN TELL THEM. Jimmy: THERE'S A COUPLE
PEOPLE I CAN TELL VOTED "YES." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 25 PEOPLE VOTED YES. WE HAVE A WINNER
IT'S NUMBER FOUR THE ONE WITH ACAI. [ DINGING
I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED,
GIVE IT A LIKE GIVE IT A WETWEET. THANK YOU TO THE 25 PEOPLE
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE
FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A MULTIPLE EMMY AND TONY-WINNING ACTOR
GOSH, WHO DOESN'T LOVE THIS MAN? HE STARS AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES
THE SHOWTIME SERIES "YOUR HONOR. BRYAN CRANSTON IS HERE,
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOUR HONOR" ON SHOWTIME
Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I LOVE THE WHOLE SHOW
YOU KNOW THIS GUY. HE STARS IN THE HIT NETFLIX SERIES "YOU.
PENN BADGLEY IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE PENN BADGLEY.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT. MAYA HAWKE IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MAYA HAWKE FANTASTIC SHOW TONIGHT
GUYS, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS THIS FRIDAY YEAH
AND IF YOU WANT TO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU WANT TO GET IN THE
SPIRIT, CHECK THESE OUT. HERE'S THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW" ST. PATRICK'S DAY
T-SHIRTS AND SWEATSHIRTS YOU CAN GET THEM -- YOU CAN ONLY GET THEM AT THE NBC STORE
HERE AT 30 ROCK. Steve: REALLY Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE
NO NOT TRUE I MADE THAT UP
BUT YOU CAN GET THEM -- WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET THEM, ONLINE? Steve: SALVATION ARMY
Jimmy: THE SHOP AT -- [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THEY'RE NOT OUT YET.
THEY'RE NOT OUT YET. THE SHOP PAT Steve: THE SHO PAT.
Jimmy: THE SHOP AT NBC. WE COULD HAVE PICKED A A DIFFERENT FONT
[ LAUGHTER ] NBC STUDIOS.COM. YOU CAN GET IT THERE
TODAY IS TUESDAY ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FRIDAY. YOU'VE GOT TO FEDEX IT
Steve: GET EXPRESS MAIL Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO GO EXPRESS MAIL
THESE ARE LIMITED EDITION SHIRTS Steve: LIMITED.
Jimmy: YES. I THINK WE MADE LIKE FIVE OF THESE.
[ LAUGHTER ] Steve: REALLY, JUST FIVE? SO YOU BETTER HIT THE BUTTON
NOW. Jimmy: HERE'S THE DEAL. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE WERE
GOING TO GET THESE SO I ASKED NBC STORE, BECAUSE THE BIG PARADE IS HERE --
ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE IN NEW YORK CITY. CAN YOU OPEN EARLY
BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU COME INTO 30 ROCK, IT IS JAM-PACKED ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY
AND THEY SAID, "YES. SO THEY'RE OPENING AT 9:00 A.M IF YOU KNOW ANYONE COMING TO
NEW YORK CITY FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY, 9:00 A.M., YOU'RE SAFE. Steve: 9:00 A.M
Jimmy: 9:30, WATCH OUT. BUT 9:00 A.M. GO INTO NBC -- LOOK A THESE
THESE ARE THE NEW JAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY,
EVERYBODY. I APPRECIATE IT. I COULD GIVE OUT TWO OF THESE.
Steve: GIVE OUT TWO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: YES, COME ON THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEARS AGO, YOU AND I STARRED IN A GERMAN SOAP OPERA
TOGETHER OH, YEAH THIS BEAT IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF
CONTROL. YEAH, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ JURGEN, THIS BEAT GOES WAY
TOO CRAZY HARD Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MULTIPLE EMMY AND
TONY-WINNING ACTOR HE IS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "YOUR HONOR," WHICH
DEBUTS ITS SEASON FINALE THIS FRIDAY ON SHOWTIME STREAMING AND ON DEMAND.
PLEASE WELCOME BRYAN CRANSTON!
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU.
WELCOME BACK, BRYAN. WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE, BUD THANK YOU
Jimmy: WE APPRECIATE YOU. GOOD TO BE HERE Jimmy: YOU'RE A VERY BUSY,
BUSY MAN YOU'RE TRAVELING THE WORLD OR THE COUNTRY --
YEAH. Jimmy: -- WITH THIS DOS HOMBRES MEZCAL
YES Jimmy: THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH AARON PAUL.
"DOS HOMBRES. Jimmy: "DOS HOMBRES." [ LAUGHTER ]
YES, YES. Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE
YOU SURPRISE PEOPLE AND SURPRISE LIQUOR STORES AND YOU JUST SHOW UP AND THEY'RE
LIKE -- WE DO, YEAH Jimmy: "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
I KNOW, IT'S PRETTY WILD. IT'S AS CLOSE TO, YOU KNOW, A ROCK TOUR AS MY FANTASY WILL
ALLOW ME TO GO Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW? BECAUSE WE -- WE GO TO THESE PLACES AND WE SIGN BOTTLES FOR
FANS AND THINGS AND THEY LOVE IT Jimmy: I HAVE A VIDEO OF
THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW THIS THIS IS A VIDEO OF ONE OF THE
EVENTS THAT YOU GUYS SHOWED AT LOOK AT THE REACTION ON THIS
WE GO, HERE WE GO. LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO
OH! [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT ALL
THESE -- YEAH. Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH.
Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. IT'S SO MUCH FUN. AND -- AND DOING IT WITH AARON,
YOU KNOW, MY PARTNER ON "BREAKING BAD," HE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY.
AND TO DO DOS HOMBRES WITH HIM IS A THRILL. Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING AT
SOMETHING ELSE AS I WAS SEARCHING ONLINE FOR THINGS ABOUT YOU.
AND I SAW THAT A PAIR OF WALTER WHITE'S UNDERWEAR WENT UP FOR AUCTION -
[ LAUGHTER ] OH, I HEARD ABOUT THIS. Jimmy: -- FOR $32,000.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I SHOULD MENTION THESE WERE NEVER WORN.
THOSE WERE NEVER WORN THE ONES THAT ARE SOILED GO FOR MUCH HIGHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH IS THAT WILD
I WISH I DIDN'T SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH
NO, COULD YOU IMAGINE, $30,000 I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS BUYING A PAIR OF TIGHTY-WHITIE
UNDERWEARS FOR 30 GRAND? OH Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I -- I
DIDN'T -- IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH ON MY VENMO YET, BUT IT'S CLOSE.
YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, GOOD TIME.
Jimmy: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN MAKING HEADLINES RECENTLY BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED YOU WHO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY IN A BIOPIC AND YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T ASK
THIS A BUNCH OF TIMES. AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, WILLIE NELSON.
YEAH. I THOUGHT WILLIE NELSON, BECAUSE I THINK I RESEMBLE HIM
I'M OLD AND CRAGGY [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW
SO, YEAH, I THINK I COULD DO -- I COULD DO WILLIE NELSON WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD I -- CAN I DO WILLIE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO SEE
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AS WILLIE NELSON. [ LAUGHTER ]
WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY.
* [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
* TO ALL THE GIRL I'VE LOVED BEFORE *
Jimmy: OH, I LOVE -- RIGHT. * WHO TRAVELED IN
AND OUT MY DOOR * Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'LL GET A REAL BEARD WHEN YOU DO THE MOVIE WHEN YOU DO THE MOVIE.
[ LAUGHTER ] YES, DO IT LIKE THAT THAT'S SO WILLIE
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE DOESN'T -- HE DOESN'T DO
THAT HE DOESN'T DO THAT? Jimmy: NO
HE DOESN'T DO THAT EITHER. CAN WE -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT "YOUR HONOR"
IS IT A GOOD LOOK SHOULD I KEEP THIS LOOK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ASK MY WIFE ON THAT, BECAUSE SHE'S VERY
SENSITIVE ABOUT THE LOOK OF THE MAN SHE MARRIED 35 YEARS AGO Jimmy: I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU
IN SEASON TWO, THOUGH, OF -- YEAH, THAT'S WHY. Jimmy: OF "YOUR HONOR."
THIS IS YOU. THIS IS -- YEAH
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ]
Jimmy: THAT'S A LOOK RIGHT THERE, BUD I CAN'T -- MY WIFE
ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH ME, SHALL WE SAY.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE HOW YOU SAID TO YOURSELF, "THANK YOU SO
MUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] "THANK YOU SO MUCH."
YES, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YES, YES.
Jimmy: SHE'S -- SHE REFUSED SHE REFUSED SHE SAID, "I'M NOT GONNA -- NO,
I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO BED WITH THAT." Jimmy: NO
WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT A THING.
WILL YOU GO TO BED -- MY WIFE IS IN THE AUDIENCE WILL YOU GO TO BED WITH THIS
Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S SOMEWHERE, RIGHT?
WHERE IS SHE Jimmy: SHE SAYS YES SHE SAYS YES
YES ALL RIGHT, GOOD. Jimmy: THERE'S ONE EPISODE
LEFT -- YES Jimmy: -- OF "YOUR HONOR.
YEAH. Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET IT UP FOR ANYONE WHO'S HASN'T -- WHAT
DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT WELL, AS LONG AS I CAN, AND YOU KNOW, RELAY THIS VERY
SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A VERY SERIOUS SHOW Jimmy: I FORGOT -- I FORGOT TO ASK YOU TO TAKE -- WOULD YOU
LIKE TO TAKE THAT WIG OFF? I DON'T KNOW. I'M GETTING, KIND OF, USED TO
IT Jimmy: YEAH, I KIND OF LIKE IT
[ LAUGHTER ] TALK TO ME ABOUT "YOUR HONOR." THIS IS IT, THE SEASON FINALE.
IT'S, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ENOUGH ANGUISH IN THE WORLD, JIMMY.
I WANTED TO BRING MORE -- MORE TENSION AND STRESS TO PEOPLE'S LIVES.
[ LAUGHTER ] SO, I MADE - NO, AFTER THE TRAGEDY OF THE
END OF SEASON ONE -- Jimmy: SO GOOD. OH, THANK YOU
Jimmy: IT WAS WELL DONE I -- I WANTED TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE A LITTLE BREAK AND TO
SEE SOME MEASURE OF HOPE I ALSO WANTED TO EXPLORE WHAT IT'S LIKE, HONESTLY, TO DEAL
WITH GRIEF AND DESPAIR AND THEN THE LAST THING WAS, IS THERE REDEMPTION IN LIVES NOW?
CAN SOMEONE REDEEM THEMSELVES? CAN YOU -- CAN YOU SEEK FORGIVENESS?
AND CAN YOU GRANT FORGIVENESS? AND I THINK IT'S STRENGTH OF HUMAN CHARACTER TO BE ABLE TO
SAY YOU'RE SORRY, TO BE ABLE TO FORGET AND FORGIVE Jimmy: AND FORGIVE.
I THINK IT'S AN IMPORTANT THING. Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY
I THINK IT IS TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS IT THE HAIR?
IS THAT WHAT IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, NO
IT'S PERFECT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BRYAN CRANSTON IN "YOUR
HONOR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I RAN INSIDE AND I -- I YELLED FOR HELP I HELD MY SON IN MY ARMS AS HE
DIED AND DID YOU SEE WHO SHOT HIM?
YES AND WAS IT THE DEFENDANT, EUGENE JONES
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC YES, IT WAS Jimmy: WHOO
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE SEASON TWO FINALE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SEASON TWO FINALE OF "YOUR HONOR" COMES TO SHOWTIME THIS
WEEKEND. MORE WITH BRYAN CRANSTON WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
SO BASICALLY, JOE IS A SERIAL KILLER, RIGHT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT
Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] HE PUTS PEOPLE IN A GLASS
BOX. Jimmy: OH YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT JOE.
THIS SEASON HE'S TRYING NOT TO WHOO!
HE'S -- YEAH
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH BRYAN CRANSTON
YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CONGRATS ON "YOUR
HONOR. THANK YOU Jimmy: IT'S ON SHOWTIME,
SHOWTIME STREAMING YOU KNOW BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, BUT YEARS AGO, YOU AND I STARRED IN A GERMAN SOAP OPERA TOGETHER
WELL, WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT. YOU KNOW
Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE. DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME
OH, GOD OF COURSE, I REMEMBER. IT WAS "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT FOR THOSE -- FOR THOSE WHO
HAVEN'T SEEN IT, "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART" WAS A SOAP OPERA ABOUT ALL THE DRAMA BETWEEN
GERMAN DEEJAYS AT THE TIME YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: IT ONLY LASTED A A SHORT WHILE. SOME WOULD SAY TOO SHORT.
Jimmy: YEAH REALLY. Jimmy: YEAH, SOME
IT'S -- IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND A CLIP ALL OVER THE -- WE SCOURED THE INTERNET
BUT WE DO HAVE A CLIP FROM THE FIRST EPISODE. DO YOU REALLY
Jimmy: IS THIS UNBELIEVABLE OH, MY GOD. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE --
Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE SEEN IT? SINCE WE DID IT, THAT -- ALL
THAT, YOU KNOW -- Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 40, 50 SOME ODD YEARS AGO
Jimmy: YEAH, SOME ODD YEARS AGO. HERE WE GO
HERE'S ME AND BRYAN CRANSTON IN "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART." LOOK AT IT
* "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART.
Jimmy: OH, YAH. DIS BEAT IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL.
YEAH UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ
OH, YEAH. Jimmy: UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JURGEN, THIS BEAT GOES WAY TOO CRAZY HARD Jimmy: HORST, I -- I WAS PUT
ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON, TO DROP INSANE BEATS THAT GO "UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ,
UNTZ, UNTZ." NO. THE PEOPLE, THEY CANNOT HANDLE
THAT THEY SHOULD BE VIBING TO A BEAT THAT GOES "WUB, WUB, WUB,
WEEEB! Jimmy: "WUB, WUB, WUB, WEEEB" IS SO LAST YEAR
THIS COLLAB RIGHT HERE IS DUNZO. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'M STARTING MY NEXT COLLAB
WITH A HOT, NEW DEEJAY NAMED HEINRICH VON BEATZ HA.
[ LAUGHTER ] HA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHY? BECAUSE HEINRICH VON BEATZ
IS ME. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] LOOK
Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
WOW, THAT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS SO STR --
Jimmy: YEAH WHAT HAPPENED THERE Jimmy: I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT. I WAS -- I WAS GETTING READY TO -- I WAS GETTING READY --
THE DANCE Jimmy: I THOUGHT THE CLIP WAS GOING TO BE LONGER
YES Jimmy: SO, I WAS GOING TO TAKE MY JACKET OFF
THAT'S NICE Jimmy: BUT SOMETIMES -- YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT I'D DO
THAT WHEN I, LIKE, COZY UP SOMETIMES, YOU LIKE JUST A COMFORT BLANKET.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ARE WE GOING TO PLAY A CLIP
YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I WOULD GO OUT
Jimmy: IT WAS SUCH A GREAT SHOW, THOUGH REALLY GOOD
Jimmy: SO MANY TWISTS, THERE'S SO MANY BEATS. YOU KNOW, IN FACT, THAT WAS
THE -- THE MOTTO OF THE SHOW WAS THAT FOR EVERY TWIST, THERE'S A BEAT
Jimmy: YOUR HAIR LOOKS -- REMEMBER? [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT. DOES IT
Jimmy: I THINK THE AIR-CONDITIONING IS A LITTLE HIGH
OH, YEAH. A LITTLE HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: BLOWING YOUR HAIR AROUND BUT THINGS GOT EVEN CRAZIER.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, IN EPISODE TWO MAN, DO I EVER REMEMBER
EPISODE TWO. BUT THAT'S SO WEIRD, BECAUSE THAT'S ALSO KNOWN AS THE "LOST
EPISODE. Jimmy: THAT ACTUALLY IS THE LOST EPISODE
YEAH. Jimmy: BUT REALLY, ACTUALLY, JAMES CAMERON FOUND IT WHEN --
[ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS DOING RESEARCH ON A NEW "TITANIC" BONUS FEATURE.
HE FOUND IT UNDER THE OCEAN Jimmy: FOUND IT UNDER THE OCEAN.
IT WAS BURIED. IT SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.
WOW, THAT'S DEEP. Jimmy: AND WE FOUND IT. HERE'S A CLIP OF EPISODE TWO OF
"DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART."
*
"DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. OH, YAH DIS BEAT IS STRAIGHT NASTINESS
UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT. Jimmy: HORST, IT'S TIME TO
COMMENCE ANOTHER COLLAB. WHAT PHAT TRACK SHOULD WE BLAST?
AH. LET'S GO "DEEZ NIGHTS DAT GO CRAZY.
YEAH, "CRAZY HARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THE PART THAT GO "WHOOP,
WHOOP, WHOOP." [ SCREAM ] Jimmy: NO, NO
LET'S DO -- LET'S DO "CRAZY NIGHTS DAT GO HARD LIKE DEEZ." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT ACTUALLY IS INSANE. IT GOES LIKE, "UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ
WEEEB, WEEEB, WEEEB! OH, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN. THAT TRACK IS NOT ON FIRE AT
ALL. Jimmy: WELL, YOU ARE FIRED FROM OUR COLLAB.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] WELL, GOOD. BECAUSE I'M STARTING A NEW
COLLAB WITH MY LONG-LOST SON Jimmy: WELL, GUESS WHAT I AM YOUR LONG-LOST SON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] *
Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE Jimmy: IT'S INCREDIBLE.
INCREDIBLE STUFF AND INCREDIBLE THAT WE GOT CANCELLED AFTER THREE EPISODES
I KNOW. AFTER SEEING THAT CLIP, CAN YOU IMAGINE US BEING CANCELLED
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I THOUGHT THE ACTING WAS GOOD
ALMOST TOO REAL. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I MEAN, AND BOTH
Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? THEY BANNED US IN GERMANY.
WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER RETURN TO THAT COUNTRY Jimmy: WELL, THEY SAID --
THEY SAID THAT THEY'D LIFT THE BAN IF WE RETURN THE THIRD EPISODE TO THEM SO THAT THEY
CAN DESTROY IT [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
Jimmy: AND BEFORE WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THE CLIP OF THE THIRD
AND FINAL EPISODE -- OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: -- OF "DAS BEATS OF
ZE HEART." LOOK AT THIS
* "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. Jimmy: OH, YAH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WHOLE CLUB IS VIBING TO MY FREAKY-ASS THUMPS AND THROBS
UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ JURGEN, I'VE COME TO DO
COLLABORING WITH MY LONG-LOST SON AGAIN. Jimmy: YEAH
THIS WILL BE THE MOST FIRE FATHER-SON DEEJAY DUO SINCE DA BOOM BOOM BOYS
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS OUR LIFE Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THIS IS NOT OUR LIVES BECAUSE I AM IN A COMA [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ]
AND THIS IS MY COMA FANTASY. WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT IN COMA
BUT ACTUALLY, IN THE METAVERSE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] *
Jimmy: GOSH THAT WAS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME OH, YES Jimmy: I THINK.
YES. MY THANKS TO BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "YOUR HONOR" ON SHOWTIME
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS
ON THE HIT SERIES "YOU." ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX
PLEASE WELCOME PENN BADGLEY.
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: YEAH
THANK YOU Jimmy: YES. PENN, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME
TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE A STUD YOU LOOK GOOD. YEAH
WELL, THAT IS 90% OF MY JOB [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THOM BROWNE?
YES, IT IS. Jimmy: YEAH I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE, I
THINK, YOU HAD A BABY BOY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS. HE IS NOT 15 YEARS OLD HE'S 2 1/2
[ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: HOW'S FATHERHOOD GOING?
WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S A PANDEMIC KID SO THAT IS -- ANYBODY WHO HAS
KIDS, IT'S -- IT'S A JOY IT'S AN IMMENSE -- I MEAN, IT'S WILD.
IT'S LOVELY. IT'S GREAT IT'S A CHALLENGE
SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PARENTS Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING IT GETS BETTER
Jimmy: YEAH, DOES - DOES HE KNOW THAT DADDY PLAYS A SERIAL KILLER ON TELEVISION?
[ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THAT ONE TO HIM.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE WAS RECENTLY A DAY WHERE I WAS LIKE, I WAS DOING
SOMETHING REALLY SWEET WITH HIM, YOU KNOW, IN MY LAP AND THEN, I SAT ON THE REMOTE.
LIKE, YOU WOULDN'T THINK THIS WOULD -- IT JUST WENT RIGHT TO NETFLIX ON THE TV.
AND MY FACE WAS RIGHT ON THE TV AND HE WAS LIKE, "DADDY!
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I STARTED TO RACE AROUND BECAUSE THE NEXT THING HE WAS
GOING TO SEE - Jimmy: WAS SOMETHING CRAZY. SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY.
SO I WAS LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT IT OFF
Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, PUT IT ON "BLUEY. PUT IT ON "BLUEY."
SIRI, SIRI, SIRI! Jimmy: SIRI SIRI, PUT ON -
BY THE WAY, CAN I SAY HOW GREAT YOU ARE ON TIKTOK? THANK YOU
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW.
I THINK YOU HAVE OVER 180 MILLION VIEWS ON ONLY TEN --
HIGHER ONLY 10 POSTS. THAT SOUNDS CRAZY TO ME,
YES. Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU LIKE TIKTOK
BECAUSE I WOULD ASSUME MAYBE YOU GO TO INSTAGRAM. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, I MEAN, FOR ME, SOCIAL MEDIA BECAME A PLACE OF A LOT OF ANXIETY OVER THE YEARS.
I STARTED TO USE IT LESS AND LESS AND LESS. Jimmy: YEAH
AND THEN I, YOU KNOW, I WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT THINKING MAYBE I'LL START
A TIKTOK LIKE, I WASN'T SURE. I WAS ON THE FENCE
AND THEN, TAYLOR SWIFT CAME OUT WITH HER RECORD AND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH AND MY PODCAST CO-HOST IS A HUGE SWIFTIE, LIKE A HUGE
SWIFTIE. SHOUTOUT TO NAVA, SHE'S -- SO, WE MADE THIS -- THIS
ANTI-HERO THING, THIS VIDEO THING. Jimmy: JUST 'CAUSE TAYLOR
INSPIRED YOU - YEAH, AS FOR FUN. AND THEN WHEN WE MADE IT, WE
WERE LIKE, I THINK THAT'S THE ONE THAT I GET ON TIKTOK WITH, SO, YOU KNOW
Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN YOU DID ANOTHER ONE WITH MEGHAN TRAINOR, "MADE YOU LOOK"
DANCE. WE'RE POP STARS THAT'S BASICALLY -
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHICH SHOWS -- I MEAN, YOU DO ENJOY DANCING
WHEN I THINK OF YOU, I THINK OF SINGING AND DANCING. YOU DO?
Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I DO LIKE TO SING
I ACTUALLY LOVE TO SING AND I LOVE TO DANCE. MUSIC IS MY FIRST PASSION BY
FAR. BUT I DO NOT LIKE TO MIX THEM TOGETHER
BECAUSE USUALLY THAT'S A A MUSICAL. AND I DON'T LIKE MUSICALS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT YOUR THING.
BUT I DO WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THIS "MADE YOU LOOK" THING IT'S VERY FUNNY.
HERE'S PENN BADGELY, WATCH THIS
YEAH, I LOOK GOO IN MY VERSACE DRESS * * BUT I'M HOTTER WHEN
MY MORNING HAIR'S A MESS * * BUT EVEN WITH MY HOODIE O BET I MADE YOU LOO
I MADE YOU LOOK * Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT. IT'S FUN.
IT IS FUN. Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT WITH "YOU.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEASON FOUR RIGHT NOW, ALL EPISODES AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX
YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY ON THE SHOW IT'S SPOILERS.
I CAN'T, YEAH Jimmy: BUT CAN WE SAY KIND OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN SEASON
FOUR I MEAN, HONESTLY, IF YOU WATCH THE TRAILERS, THEY'RE --
Jimmy: THEY GIVE A LOT AWAY THEY DO GIVE SO MUCH AWAY SO, BASICALLY JOE, HE'S
A SERIAL KILLER. RIGHT? YOU GUYS KNOW THAT
[ LAUGHTER ] HE PUTS PEOPLE IN A GLASS BOX. Jimmy: BUT HE'S NOT -
BUT THIS SEASON HE'S TRYING NOT TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YEAH! Jimmy: WE LOVE HIM NOW. HE'S A GREAT GUY
YES AND HE'S TRYING NOT TO KILL PEOPLE
AND THEN, IN THE FIRST EPISODE, A DEAD BODY SHOWS UP THAT'S NOT A SPOILER
Jimmy: YEAH BUT HERE'S THE SPOILER CAN I SAY THE SPOILER?
YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED THIS PERSON
WELL THAT'S -- THAT IS -- Jimmy: SOMEONE ELSE -- THERE'S OTHER KILLERS --
THAT'S NOT A SPOILER AT ALL THAT'S THE WHOLE - AGAIN, YOU SAID LESS THAN
WHAT'S IN THE TRAILER. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID FAR LESS.
IF YOU WATCH THE PART TWO TRAILER, IT'S GOING TO RUIN PART ONE
DON'T WATCH -- Jimmy: THE TRAILER. THE PART TWO TRAILER --
Jimmy: JUST GET INTO IT -- IF YOU WANT TO SEE PART ONE.
I POSTED IT AND THEN TOOK IT OFF. IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW.
NETFLIX KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING, BUT IT MAKES ME NERVOUS Jimmy: NO, YEAH
JUST WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH. YOU'LL BE ADDICTED TO IT
IT'S SO -- YOU'RE SO GOOD IN IT CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THE
KUDOS YOU'VE BEEN GETTING FOR IT THANK YOU
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S PENN BADGLEY IN SEASON
FOUR OF "YOU." TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
* HELLO, AGAIN.
IT'S YOU NICE JACKET. BROWN'S YOUR COLOR
YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE. WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SNEAKY -- I'M LEARNING A LOT ABOUT YOU
PARANOID, LONER BY NATURE. YOU'RE A STALKER, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
ABSOLUTELY NOT A REAL PROFESSOR. OH, YEAH
WELL, WHO ARE YOU? THINK. THINK.
YOUR NAME ISN'T JONATHAN MOORE I'LL FIGURE YOU OUT SOON ENOUGH
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. SO, I HAVE TO FIGURE YOU OUT FIRST.
Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOOD ACTING RIGHT THERE
THERE'S NOT - NOT A SINGLE LINE WAS UTTERED. IF YOU NOTICE, I DIDN'T SAY
A WORD Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED ACTING RIGHT THERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. PENN BADGLEY, EVERYBODY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOU" ON NETFLIX CHECK IT OUT
MAYA HAWKE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYONE
COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE *
Jimmy: PERFORMING "THERESE" FROM HER ALBUM "MOSS," PLEASE WELCOME MAYA HAWKE
I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN NOW * * OH MY GOD
I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN SOMEHOW * * OH MY GOD
I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN NOW * * OH MY GOD I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN
SOMEHOW * * DOWN SOMEHO DOWN SOMEHOW *
* * OH MY GOD I GOTTA SLOW DOWN *
* * I GO SEE THERESE DREAMING SHE'S STRETCHING OUT
HER SORE SHOULDER * * LEANING BAC EYES CLOSE
REACHING UP * * SHE'S WISHING SHE WAS OLDER *
* DREAMING OF AN APPALOOS SADDLED UP RIDING OUT OF TOWN *
* DREAMING OF A SHELBY COBR DIGGING HER TIRE IN THE GROUND *
* BLEEDIN BRINGING IN NEW YEAR'S MESS *
* UNAWARE OF THE STAI ON HER DRESS * * IT'S TACTLESS
ITS A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE *
* WHITE KITTEN IN THE CORNE OBSCEN IT REALLY SAYS IT ALL *
* MILK MATCHES HER UNDERWEA GET HER DOWN TAKE HER OFF THE WALL *
* SHE DREAMS OF MARLON IN AUSTIN * * THEIR BODIES TANGLE
IN A NET * * SHE THINKS OF HIM EVERY SO OFTEN *
* WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE A SPACE CADET * * SHE EMPATHIZE
WITH YOUR FEELINGS * * SHE'S MORE INTERESTED IN THE CEILINGS *
* IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE
IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST *
* IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * *
* SHE REMINDS ME OF MEMORIE SLEEPING OFF
THE GROWING PAINS * * WE WERE SEE ENEMIES SPELLING OUT EAC
OTHERS NAMES * * WHISPERING INSIDE OUR RED HOUSE *
* WHILE THE ADULT WERE ASLEEPING * * I GUESS THERESE
IS JUST FOR ME * * A QUIET I KEEP ON KEEPING *
* THERESE DOES NO BELONG TO YOU * * THE HORSES CARS
AND COWBOYS DO * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST *
* IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS
IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE *
* IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE
IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TES
IT'S JUST THERESE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU!
MAYA HAWKE "MOSS" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
BRYAN CRANSTON, PENN BADGLEY MAYA HAWKE, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.