1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,548 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:21,454 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:24,958 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - BRYAN CRANSTON 4 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:30,563 PENN BADGLEY MUSCIAL GUEST, MAYA HAWKE. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:35,702 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1814 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:41,207 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:42,976 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:42,976 --> 00:01:04,531 * * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:09,536 Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS THAT'S A HOT CROWD THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 10 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,405 THANK YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 11 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:17,310 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 12 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:20,146 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, GUYS 13 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:22,215 TONIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN ATTENDED A BIG DEMOCRATIC FUNDRAISER IN LAS VEGAS. 14 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:27,387 YEP, NOT REALLY THE BEST TIMING FOR BIDEN. YESTERDAY HE ASSURED US THE 15 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:32,392 BANKING SYSTEM IS SAFE, AND 24 HOURS LATER HE ROLLED UP IN VEGAS. 16 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:36,863 [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S LIKE, "PUTTING IT ALL ON BLACK. 17 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:39,499 ANYWAY, LONG STORY SHORT, CAESAR'S PALACE NOW OWNS RHODE ISLAND 18 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:43,103 SO, NO BIG DEAL. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL RIGHT 19 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,372 SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS LAST NIGHT, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP MADE A CAMPAIGN VISIT TO 20 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,707 IOWA AND HE DELIVERED A SPEECH THAT LASTED AN HOUR AND 45 MINUTES 21 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:55,015 [ LAUGHTER ] HOUR AND 45 MINUTES. ONLY TRUMP COULD MAKE THE 22 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:59,319 OSCARS FEEL LIKE A TIKTOK. [ LAUGHTER ] NOT ONLY DID TRUMP TALK FOR 23 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,920 ALMOST TWO HOURS, BUT HE ACTUALLY ENDED HIS SPEECH BY TAKING QUESTIONS FROM THE 24 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,455 AUDIENCE WHICH BACKFIRED WHEN THE FIRST QUESTION WAS, "CAN WE GO HOME 25 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:12,966 NOW? [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP DID A Q&A 26 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:19,406 HE LOOKED AT THE TELEPROMPTER. "OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE QANDA. 27 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:25,178 NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE QANDA. [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S Q & A. 28 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:28,682 "I LOVE 'BLACK PANTHER.' QANDA FOREVER. I'VE ALWAYS SAID - 29 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:33,086 [ LAUGHTER ] I LOVE QANDA SOME PEOPLE CELEBRATE QANDA. 30 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:40,093 SOME PEOPLE DON'T. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Q & A. 31 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,362 MEANWHILE, AHEAD OF HIS SPEECH IN IOWA, TRUMP SAID THAT FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS 32 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:47,701 IS PROBABLY HIS BIGGEST RIVAL FOR THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION 33 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,169 TRUMP SAID HIS ONLY OTHER RIVALS ARE THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT AND HIGH 34 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:56,242 CHOLESTEROL. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, AND THIS MADE ME LAUGH 35 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:59,746 WHEN ASKED IF HE REGRETTED ENDORSING RON DeSANTIS FOR GOVERNOR IN 2018, TRUMP SAID, 36 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:07,287 AND I QUOTE, "UH, YEAH, MAYBE, PROBABLY, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:10,323 YEAH, MAYBE, PROBABLY, YEAH. AND HE DIDN'T STOP THERE HE WENT ONTO SAY, "I MEAN, 38 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:15,362 YEAH, SURE, MAYBE, YEAH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ] THEN HE SAID, "DEFINITELY, 39 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:19,299 MAYBE, NOT AT ALL, YEP-NEP, YO-YO. [ LAUGHTER ] 40 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:23,570 AND FINALLY, HE SAID - * NO, NO-NO, NO, NO MAYBE * 41 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:29,809 THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, ROOTS 42 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:34,514 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? POPE FRANCIS SUGGESTED THAT HE'S OPEN TO REVIEWING THE 43 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:40,620 CATHOLIC CHURCH'S VOW OF CELIBACY FOR PRIESTS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 44 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:43,123 THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY LIVEN UP THE NEXT SEASON OF "THE BACHELOR." 45 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:46,426 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'LL KNOW A DECISION HAS BEEN MADE WHEN WHITE SMOKE BILLOWS 46 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:56,903 FROM THE TINDER HEADQUARTERS [ LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS 47 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,773 AMID A RISE IN SHOPLIFTING, LOWE'S IS USING A NEW 400 POUND EGG-SHAPED SECURITY ROBOT TO 48 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,810 PATROL PARKING LOTS AT SOME OF THEIR STORES HERE IT IS 49 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:12,085 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 400 POUNDS AND EGG SHAPED. 50 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:17,223 THE ROBOT WAS LIKE, "THANKS, THAT DESCRIPTION IS A REAL EGO BOOST. 51 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:21,594 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] CAN WE SEE THAT THING AGAIN? WOW. 52 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,129 IT LOOKS LIKE IF R2D2, A A STORMTROOPER, AND THE JEOPARDY BUZZER HAD A BABY 53 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,731 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THEY'RE HAVING ROBOTS PATROL THE PARKING LOTS. 54 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,533 LISTEN, IF I WANTED TO GO TO A A HARDWARE STORE WITH NO HUMAN EMPLOYEES, I'D GO TO HOME 55 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,568 DEPOT. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: HEY, HO. 56 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:34,607 * Jimmy: HEY, GUYS -- Steve: ALMOST 57 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,376 Jimmy: I READ THAT KRAFT-HEINZ IS DELIVERING NEW LUNCHABLES DIRECTLY TO SCHOOL 58 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:43,083 CAFETERIAS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. EVERY DIVORCED DAD IS LIKE, "OH BUT WHEN I GIVE IT TO THEM - 59 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:48,822 [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T FORGET, TWO LUNCHABLES COUNTS AS A DINNERABLE." 60 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,358 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR KIDS IN SCHOOL, BECAUSE IF 61 00:04:51,358 --> 00:04:54,394 THERE IS LEFTOVER HAM THEY COULD USE IT AS A PENCIL ERASER 62 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,263 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. IT'S TIME FOR WETWEET. 63 00:04:57,263 --> 00:04:58,732 IT'S TIME FOR WETWEET. HERE WE GO 64 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:01,735 * WETWEET 65 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:07,841 WETWEET * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELCOME TO WETWEET 66 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,677 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 67 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:13,313 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON 68 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,649 WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. Y'ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 69 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:19,619 YOUR SEATS IT'S THE BIGGEST AND THE HIGHEST IN TECHNOLOGY, RIGHT 70 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,822 THERE. YEAH YOU CAN VOTE FOR THEM. 71 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:26,059 GREEN SAYS YOU LIKE IT, RED SAYS YOU DON'T LIKE IT OR YOU DON'T HAVE TO VOTE IF 72 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:28,962 YOU FEEL LIKE JUST SITTING BACK AND RELAXING IT'S UP TO YOU 73 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,364 WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE HIGGINS, ROOTS, DO YOU HAVE 74 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,600 CLICKERS TOO Steve: GOT IT Jimmy: WHATEVER TWEET GETS 75 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,568 THE MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE DURING THE SHOW SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE 76 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:40,974 IT AND WETWEET IT. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 77 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,811 YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NO STANDING OVATIONS IN ANY OF 78 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:51,651 THESE. Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YEAH, YOU JUST EITHER 79 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:54,187 LIKE THEM, YOU PRESS THEM. YOU CAN LAUGH. YEAH, WE LIKE AUDIBLE. 80 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,490 WE LIKE TO HEAR YOU LAUGHING AS WELL - Steve: BUT DON'T STAND UP 81 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:01,428 Jimmy: NOW WE JUST HEARD FROM THE JUDGES, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO STAND UP. 82 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:03,930 Steve: OH, OKAY Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH OKAY, THE FIRST TWEET IS, "HOW 83 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,565 COME THEY ALWAYS CALL YOU 'SIR' BEFORE THEY ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE STORE? 84 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,068 "SIR, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR SHIRT ON?" * 85 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:17,811 "I APPRECIATE THAT RESPECT." HERE WE GO THE RESULTS ARE IN 86 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:23,283 LET'S SEE THE VOTES. NO DIDN'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 87 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:26,119 PEOPLE WERE UPSET. THAT UPSET PEOPLE. Steve: YEAH 88 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:29,723 Jimmy: THAT BUMMED PEOPLE OUT. "SIR, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK 89 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:33,426 YOU TO LEAVE FOR NOT VOTING. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, THIS NEXT ONE HERE 90 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:37,263 SAYS, "MAKE EYE CONTACT ON THE TRAIN ONCE CUTE 91 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,232 MAKE EYE CONTACT TWICE SERIAL KILLER. [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:45,138 * Jimmy: STOP LOOKING AT ME ALL RIGHT. 93 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:49,509 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE BETTER 94 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,679 THAN THE FIRST ONE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S IT. 95 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:57,484 ALMOST GOT ONE STANDING OVATION. Steve: REALLY 96 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,886 Jimmy: ONE GIRL ALMOST STOOD UP SHE STOPPED HERSELF HALFWAY 97 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,888 THROUGH. HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE, IT SAYS, "I WONDER IF COLD 98 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:08,762 DEEJAYS ONLY HOLD ONE EARMUFF TO THEIR HEAD? [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:18,138 * Questlove: DEEP CUT Jimmy: THAT'S A DEEP CUT. 100 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,540 THAT'S FOR THE DEEJAYS OUT THERE. ALL RIGHT, I THINK - 101 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,042 Steve: I THINK IT'S A GOOD ONE. Jimmy: YEAH 102 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,911 BUT CAN IT BEAT -- Steve: NO Jimmy: I DON'T THINK IT'S 103 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,347 GOING TO BE 157. QUEST, YOU DON'T THINK SO, RIGHT? 104 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:30,417 Questlove: IT'S GOOD, THOUGH Jimmy: IT'S GOOD THOUGH, 105 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,052 YEAH LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH, WOW. 106 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:35,955 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: SHOCKING Steve: 88 AND FULL OF HATE. 107 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,459 Jimmy: IT GOT A SITTING OVATION. LET'S TRY THE NEXT ONE 108 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:47,867 IT SAYS, "I'LL SAY IT. ACAI HAS WAY TOO MANY SYLLABLES FOR BEING SUCH A SHORT WORD. 109 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,603 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: WOW, THAT ALMOST GOT ONE. 110 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:56,076 Jimmy: I THINK SO CAN I VOTE TWICE Steve: ACAI 111 00:07:56,076 --> 00:08:02,315 * Jimmy: ACAI * 112 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:11,024 ACAI, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. WHOA * 113 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:20,567 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH MY GOODNESS WOW. 114 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:25,939 Jimmy: YEAH WHY WOULD WE EVEN DO ANOTHER ONE? 115 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,775 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WON'T GET BETTER THAN THAT Steve: WE'RE NOT GOING TO 116 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:30,944 GET -- WE MIGHT. Jimmy: WELL, WE COULD GET MUCH LOWER THAN THE FIRST. 117 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,146 Steve: THAT'S TRUE. Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW LOW WE CAN GO 118 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:36,049 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE IF THE RED CLICKERS WORK, JUST TO MAKE SURE IT'S 119 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:41,121 NOT RIGGED I THINK THAT ONE SHOULD BE THE HIT. 120 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:44,057 Steve: YOU'RE SAYING LET'S TRY ON THIS ONE, TO EVERYBODY VOTE NO AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS 121 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:47,127 Jimmy: YOU CAN'T TELL EVERYONE WHAT TO DO. Steve: YOU DO WHATEVER YOU 122 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:50,530 WANT Jimmy: BUT WE CAN ALSO PROVE THAT THE SYSTEM IS NOT RIGGED 123 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:56,870 BY ALL VOTING "NO" ON THIS ONE AND THEN YOU SEE IF IT'S RIGGED OR NOT 124 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:01,441 ALTHOUGH WE COULD EDIT IT IN POST, AND MAKE THE AUDIENCE AT HOME THINK THAT WE DID THIS. 125 00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,411 BUT I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. Steve: WE COULD ALSO EDIT IN SOME STANDING OVATIONS TOO 126 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:08,014 Jimmy: THERE HASN'T BEEN ONE STANDING OVATION AT ALL. WE COULD VOTE "NO" ON THIS, AND 127 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:12,385 THEN HAVE A STANDING OVATION Questlove: VOTE "NO" AND STANDING OVATION 128 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,755 Jimmy: THIS MIGHT HAPPEN. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED. WE GET ZERO OF THE VOTES, SO 129 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:21,127 EITHER DON'T VOTE OR VOTE RED. Steve: RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 130 00:09:21,127 --> 00:09:24,064 Jimmy: WHY ARE WE GOING THIS Steve: KEEP IT INTERESTING. 131 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:31,504 Jimmy: LAST ONE IS, "BESIDES LANDING, I BET DRIVING A BLIMP IS PRETTY EASY." 132 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:37,510 * Steve: OH, THE HUMANITY WOW. 133 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,681 I DON'T THINK YOU HAD TO EVEN TELL THEM. Jimmy: THERE'S A COUPLE 134 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:49,122 PEOPLE I CAN TELL VOTED "YES." [ LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. 135 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:55,228 [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 136 00:09:55,228 --> 00:10:04,738 Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 25 PEOPLE VOTED YES. WE HAVE A WINNER 137 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:09,109 IT'S NUMBER FOUR THE ONE WITH ACAI. [ DINGING 138 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,845 I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, 139 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:16,750 GIVE IT A LIKE GIVE IT A WETWEET. THANK YOU TO THE 25 PEOPLE 140 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,985 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 141 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:19,019 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 142 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:32,932 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE 143 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:36,670 FOR YOU TONIGHT. HE IS A MULTIPLE EMMY AND TONY-WINNING ACTOR 144 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,172 GOSH, WHO DOESN'T LOVE THIS MAN? HE STARS AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCES 145 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,807 THE SHOWTIME SERIES "YOUR HONOR. BRYAN CRANSTON IS HERE, 146 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:51,418 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOUR HONOR" ON SHOWTIME 147 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:55,355 Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I LOVE THE WHOLE SHOW 148 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:58,291 YOU KNOW THIS GUY. HE STARS IN THE HIT NETFLIX SERIES "YOU. 149 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:06,499 PENN BADGLEY IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LOVE PENN BADGLEY. 150 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,235 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC TONIGHT. MAYA HAWKE IS HERE 151 00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:17,077 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: MAYA HAWKE FANTASTIC SHOW TONIGHT 152 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:22,916 GUYS, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS THIS FRIDAY YEAH 153 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:28,688 AND IF YOU WANT TO - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU WANT TO GET IN THE 154 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,323 SPIRIT, CHECK THESE OUT. HERE'S THE OFFICIAL "TONIGHT SHOW" ST. PATRICK'S DAY 155 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,359 T-SHIRTS AND SWEATSHIRTS YOU CAN GET THEM -- YOU CAN ONLY GET THEM AT THE NBC STORE 156 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:36,796 HERE AT 30 ROCK. Steve: REALLY Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE 157 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,099 NO NOT TRUE I MADE THAT UP 158 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:42,802 BUT YOU CAN GET THEM -- WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET THEM, ONLINE? Steve: SALVATION ARMY 159 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,305 Jimmy: THE SHOP AT -- [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THEY'RE NOT OUT YET. 160 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,108 THEY'RE NOT OUT YET. THE SHOP PAT Steve: THE SHO PAT. 161 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,110 Jimmy: THE SHOP AT NBC. WE COULD HAVE PICKED A A DIFFERENT FONT 162 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:55,815 [ LAUGHTER ] NBC STUDIOS.COM. YOU CAN GET IT THERE 163 00:11:55,815 --> 00:12:01,821 TODAY IS TUESDAY ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FRIDAY. YOU'VE GOT TO FEDEX IT 164 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,657 Steve: GET EXPRESS MAIL Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO GO EXPRESS MAIL 165 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:08,161 THESE ARE LIMITED EDITION SHIRTS Steve: LIMITED. 166 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,130 Jimmy: YES. I THINK WE MADE LIKE FIVE OF THESE. 167 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,098 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: REALLY, JUST FIVE? SO YOU BETTER HIT THE BUTTON 168 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,100 NOW. Jimmy: HERE'S THE DEAL. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW PEOPLE WERE 169 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,236 GOING TO GET THESE SO I ASKED NBC STORE, BECAUSE THE BIG PARADE IS HERE -- 170 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:20,940 ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE IN NEW YORK CITY. CAN YOU OPEN EARLY 171 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,344 BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU COME INTO 30 ROCK, IT IS JAM-PACKED ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY 172 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:30,250 AND THEY SAID, "YES. SO THEY'RE OPENING AT 9:00 A.M IF YOU KNOW ANYONE COMING TO 173 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,821 NEW YORK CITY FOR ST. PATRICK'S DAY, 9:00 A.M., YOU'RE SAFE. Steve: 9:00 A.M 174 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:37,557 Jimmy: 9:30, WATCH OUT. BUT 9:00 A.M. GO INTO NBC -- LOOK A THESE 175 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:40,627 THESE ARE THE NEW JAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, 176 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:46,633 EVERYBODY. I APPRECIATE IT. I COULD GIVE OUT TWO OF THESE. 177 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:50,570 Steve: GIVE OUT TWO * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 178 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,840 Jimmy: YES, COME ON THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 179 00:12:53,840 --> 00:13:05,885 BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY! COME ON BACK * 180 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:21,601 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEARS AGO, YOU AND I STARRED IN A GERMAN SOAP OPERA 181 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:25,338 TOGETHER OH, YEAH THIS BEAT IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF 182 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:30,310 CONTROL. YEAH, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ JURGEN, THIS BEAT GOES WAY 183 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:48,194 TOO CRAZY HARD Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A MULTIPLE EMMY AND 184 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:51,531 TONY-WINNING ACTOR HE IS THE STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCER OF "YOUR HONOR," WHICH 185 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:54,567 DEBUTS ITS SEASON FINALE THIS FRIDAY ON SHOWTIME STREAMING AND ON DEMAND. 186 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:58,605 AND ON DEMAND. PLEASE WELCOME BRYAN CRANSTON! 187 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:16,656 * 188 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:21,594 * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 189 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,531 WELCOME BACK, BRYAN. WE LOVE HAVING YOU HERE, BUD THANK YOU 190 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,733 Jimmy: WE APPRECIATE YOU. GOOD TO BE HERE Jimmy: YOU'RE A VERY BUSY, 191 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,537 BUSY MAN YOU'RE TRAVELING THE WORLD OR THE COUNTRY -- 192 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,939 YEAH. Jimmy: -- WITH THIS DOS HOMBRES MEZCAL 193 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:37,310 YES Jimmy: THAT YOU'RE DOING WITH AARON PAUL. 194 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,412 "DOS HOMBRES. Jimmy: "DOS HOMBRES." [ LAUGHTER ] 195 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:42,349 YES, YES. Jimmy: I MEAN, YOU'RE GOING ALL OVER THE PLACE 196 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,983 YOU SURPRISE PEOPLE AND SURPRISE LIQUOR STORES AND YOU JUST SHOW UP AND THEY'RE 197 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:48,254 LIKE -- WE DO, YEAH Jimmy: "WHAT'S GOING ON?" 198 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,758 I KNOW, IT'S PRETTY WILD. IT'S AS CLOSE TO, YOU KNOW, A ROCK TOUR AS MY FANTASY WILL 199 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,361 ALLOW ME TO GO Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 200 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:59,632 YOU KNOW? BECAUSE WE -- WE GO TO THESE PLACES AND WE SIGN BOTTLES FOR 201 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,034 FANS AND THINGS AND THEY LOVE IT Jimmy: I HAVE A VIDEO OF 202 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,136 THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW THIS THIS IS A VIDEO OF ONE OF THE 203 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,504 EVENTS THAT YOU GUYS SHOWED AT LOOK AT THE REACTION ON THIS 204 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,375 WE GO, HERE WE GO. LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO 205 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:12,312 OH! [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: DUDE, LOOK AT ALL 206 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,914 THESE -- YEAH. Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS 207 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,051 DUDE, THAT'S CRAZY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH. 208 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:23,056 Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUN. IT'S SO MUCH FUN. AND -- AND DOING IT WITH AARON, 209 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,759 YOU KNOW, MY PARTNER ON "BREAKING BAD," HE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY. 210 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,827 AND TO DO DOS HOMBRES WITH HIM IS A THRILL. Jimmy: I WAS LOOKING AT 211 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,230 SOMETHING ELSE AS I WAS SEARCHING ONLINE FOR THINGS ABOUT YOU. 212 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,167 AND I SAW THAT A PAIR OF WALTER WHITE'S UNDERWEAR WENT UP FOR AUCTION - 213 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:42,575 [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I HEARD ABOUT THIS. Jimmy: -- FOR $32,000. 214 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:48,915 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I SHOULD MENTION THESE WERE NEVER WORN. 215 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:54,821 THOSE WERE NEVER WORN THE ONES THAT ARE SOILED GO FOR MUCH HIGHER. 216 00:15:54,821 --> 00:16:01,261 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH IS THAT WILD 217 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,564 I WISH I DIDN'T SAY THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 218 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,833 NO, COULD YOU IMAGINE, $30,000 I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! Jimmy: YEAH 219 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,702 [ LAUGHTER ] WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS BUYING A PAIR OF TIGHTY-WHITIE 220 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:12,639 UNDERWEARS FOR 30 GRAND? OH Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I -- I 221 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,375 DIDN'T -- IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH ON MY VENMO YET, BUT IT'S CLOSE. 222 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,445 YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, GOOD TIME. 223 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,146 Jimmy: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN MAKING HEADLINES RECENTLY BECAUSE SOMEONE ASKED YOU WHO 224 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,250 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY IN A BIOPIC AND YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T ASK 225 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:29,589 THIS A BUNCH OF TIMES. AND YOU WERE LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW, WILLIE NELSON. 226 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,225 YEAH. I THOUGHT WILLIE NELSON, BECAUSE I THINK I RESEMBLE HIM 227 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:37,063 I'M OLD AND CRAGGY [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW 228 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:41,167 SO, YEAH, I THINK I COULD DO -- I COULD DO WILLIE NELSON WHAT DO YOU THINK? 229 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,069 SHOULD I -- CAN I DO WILLIE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO SEE 230 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:45,338 WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AS WILLIE NELSON. [ LAUGHTER ] 231 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:52,245 WOULD YOU -- WOULD YOU DO IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE OKAY. 232 00:16:52,245 --> 00:17:01,087 * [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S PRETTY 233 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:05,025 GOOD [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 234 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:17,370 * * TO ALL THE GIRL I'VE LOVED BEFORE * 235 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,106 Jimmy: OH, I LOVE -- RIGHT. * WHO TRAVELED IN 236 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:24,577 AND OUT MY DOOR * Jimmy: WAIT, THIS IS -- [ LAUGHTER ] 237 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,546 WE'LL GET A REAL BEARD WHEN YOU DO THE MOVIE WHEN YOU DO THE MOVIE. 238 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,615 [ LAUGHTER ] YES, DO IT LIKE THAT THAT'S SO WILLIE 239 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,451 THAT'S SO WILLIE [ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE DOESN'T -- HE DOESN'T DO 240 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,319 THAT HE DOESN'T DO THAT? Jimmy: NO 241 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,289 HE DOESN'T DO THAT EITHER. CAN WE -- CAN WE TALK ABOUT "YOUR HONOR" 242 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,225 IS IT A GOOD LOOK SHOULD I KEEP THIS LOOK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 243 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,861 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO ASK MY WIFE ON THAT, BECAUSE SHE'S VERY 244 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:52,072 SENSITIVE ABOUT THE LOOK OF THE MAN SHE MARRIED 35 YEARS AGO Jimmy: I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU 245 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,075 IN SEASON TWO, THOUGH, OF -- YEAH, THAT'S WHY. Jimmy: OF "YOUR HONOR." 246 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,477 THIS IS YOU. THIS IS -- YEAH 247 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,414 YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 248 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,650 Jimmy: THAT'S A LOOK RIGHT THERE, BUD I CAN'T -- MY WIFE 249 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:08,021 ABSOLUTELY REFUSED TO HAVE RELATIONS WITH ME, SHALL WE SAY. 250 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,056 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE HOW YOU SAID TO YOURSELF, "THANK YOU SO 251 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,359 MUCH." [ LAUGHTER ] "THANK YOU SO MUCH." 252 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,094 YES, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YES, YES. 253 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,830 Jimmy: SHE'S -- SHE REFUSED SHE REFUSED SHE SAID, "I'M NOT GONNA -- NO, 254 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,798 I'M NOT GOING TO GO TO BED WITH THAT." Jimmy: NO 255 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:22,035 WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S NOT A THING. 256 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,704 WILL YOU GO TO BED -- MY WIFE IS IN THE AUDIENCE WILL YOU GO TO BED WITH THIS 257 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,540 Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SHE'S SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? 258 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,175 WHERE IS SHE Jimmy: SHE SAYS YES SHE SAYS YES 259 00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:31,277 YES ALL RIGHT, GOOD. Jimmy: THERE'S ONE EPISODE 260 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,880 LEFT -- YES Jimmy: -- OF "YOUR HONOR. 261 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,515 YEAH. Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET IT UP FOR ANYONE WHO'S HASN'T -- WHAT 262 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,484 DO WE HAVE TO EXPECT WELL, AS LONG AS I CAN, AND YOU KNOW, RELAY THIS VERY 263 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:45,258 SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 264 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,360 IT'S A VERY SERIOUS SHOW Jimmy: I FORGOT -- I FORGOT TO ASK YOU TO TAKE -- WOULD YOU 265 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,262 LIKE TO TAKE THAT WIG OFF? I DON'T KNOW. I'M GETTING, KIND OF, USED TO 266 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,164 IT Jimmy: YEAH, I KIND OF LIKE IT 267 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,166 [ LAUGHTER ] TALK TO ME ABOUT "YOUR HONOR." THIS IS IT, THE SEASON FINALE. 268 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,970 IT'S, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ENOUGH ANGUISH IN THE WORLD, JIMMY. 269 00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:00,674 I WANTED TO BRING MORE -- MORE TENSION AND STRESS TO PEOPLE'S LIVES. 270 00:19:00,674 --> 00:19:03,109 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I MADE - NO, AFTER THE TRAGEDY OF THE 271 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:11,718 END OF SEASON ONE -- Jimmy: SO GOOD. OH, THANK YOU 272 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,753 Jimmy: IT WAS WELL DONE I -- I WANTED TO GIVE THE AUDIENCE A LITTLE BREAK AND TO 273 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,855 SEE SOME MEASURE OF HOPE I ALSO WANTED TO EXPLORE WHAT IT'S LIKE, HONESTLY, TO DEAL 274 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:21,027 WITH GRIEF AND DESPAIR AND THEN THE LAST THING WAS, IS THERE REDEMPTION IN LIVES NOW? 275 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:28,668 CAN SOMEONE REDEEM THEMSELVES? CAN YOU -- CAN YOU SEEK FORGIVENESS? 276 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,439 AND CAN YOU GRANT FORGIVENESS? AND I THINK IT'S STRENGTH OF HUMAN CHARACTER TO BE ABLE TO 277 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:36,042 SAY YOU'RE SORRY, TO BE ABLE TO FORGET AND FORGIVE Jimmy: AND FORGIVE. 278 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:43,850 I THINK IT'S AN IMPORTANT THING. Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY 279 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,053 I THINK IT IS TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS IT THE HAIR? 280 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:51,291 IS THAT WHAT IT IS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, NO 281 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,060 IT'S PERFECT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S BRYAN CRANSTON IN "YOUR 282 00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:54,928 HONOR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 283 00:19:56,496 --> 00:20:04,004 I RAN INSIDE AND I -- I YELLED FOR HELP I HELD MY SON IN MY ARMS AS HE 284 00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:15,548 DIED AND DID YOU SEE WHO SHOT HIM? 285 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:23,423 YES AND WAS IT THE DEFENDANT, EUGENE JONES 286 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:37,637 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC YES, IT WAS Jimmy: WHOO 287 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:42,676 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE SEASON TWO FINALE -- 288 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,778 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE SEASON TWO FINALE OF "YOUR HONOR" COMES TO SHOWTIME THIS 289 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:51,718 WEEKEND. MORE WITH BRYAN CRANSTON WHEN WE COME BACK 290 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:55,021 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 291 00:20:55,021 --> 00:21:08,234 SO BASICALLY, JOE IS A SERIAL KILLER, RIGHT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT 292 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,737 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] HE PUTS PEOPLE IN A GLASS 293 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,173 BOX. Jimmy: OH YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT JOE. 294 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,575 THIS SEASON HE'S TRYING NOT TO WHOO! 295 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,177 WHOO! HE'S -- YEAH 296 00:21:32,192 --> 00:21:33,927 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH BRYAN CRANSTON 297 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:36,229 YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CONGRATS ON "YOUR 298 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,965 HONOR. THANK YOU Jimmy: IT'S ON SHOWTIME, 299 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:43,536 SHOWTIME STREAMING YOU KNOW BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW 300 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:50,877 ABOUT THIS, BUT YEARS AGO, YOU AND I STARRED IN A GERMAN SOAP OPERA TOGETHER 301 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,712 WELL, WE WERE JUST STARTING OUT. YOU KNOW 302 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:55,782 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE. DO YOU REMEMBER THE NAME 303 00:21:55,782 --> 00:22:00,920 OH, GOD OF COURSE, I REMEMBER. IT WAS "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. 304 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,123 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT FOR THOSE -- FOR THOSE WHO 305 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:05,058 HAVEN'T SEEN IT, "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART" WAS A SOAP OPERA ABOUT ALL THE DRAMA BETWEEN 306 00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:11,064 GERMAN DEEJAYS AT THE TIME YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 307 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,966 Jimmy: IT ONLY LASTED A A SHORT WHILE. SOME WOULD SAY TOO SHORT. 308 00:22:12,966 --> 00:22:16,336 Jimmy: YEAH REALLY. Jimmy: YEAH, SOME 309 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,071 IT'S -- IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND A CLIP ALL OVER THE -- WE SCOURED THE INTERNET 310 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:23,543 BUT WE DO HAVE A CLIP FROM THE FIRST EPISODE. DO YOU REALLY 311 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:26,079 Jimmy: IS THIS UNBELIEVABLE OH, MY GOD. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE -- 312 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,581 Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE SEEN IT? SINCE WE DID IT, THAT -- ALL 313 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,884 THAT, YOU KNOW -- Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 40, 50 SOME ODD YEARS AGO 314 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,519 Jimmy: YEAH, SOME ODD YEARS AGO. HERE WE GO 315 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,320 HERE'S ME AND BRYAN CRANSTON IN "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART." LOOK AT IT 316 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:34,354 "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART." LOOK AT IT 317 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:43,763 * "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. 318 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:47,701 Jimmy: OH, YAH. DIS BEAT IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL. 319 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:51,538 YEAH UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ 320 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:55,241 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 321 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:58,978 JURGEN, THIS BEAT GOES WAY TOO CRAZY HARD Jimmy: HORST, I -- I WAS PUT 322 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,747 ON THIS EARTH FOR ONE REASON, TO DROP INSANE BEATS THAT GO "UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, 323 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:06,119 UNTZ, UNTZ." NO. THE PEOPLE, THEY CANNOT HANDLE 324 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,555 THAT THEY SHOULD BE VIBING TO A BEAT THAT GOES "WUB, WUB, WUB, 325 00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:16,363 WEEEB! Jimmy: "WUB, WUB, WUB, WEEEB" IS SO LAST YEAR 326 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:24,104 THIS COLLAB RIGHT HERE IS DUNZO. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 327 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,306 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'M STARTING MY NEXT COLLAB 328 00:23:26,306 --> 00:23:33,179 WITH A HOT, NEW DEEJAY NAMED HEINRICH VON BEATZ HA. 329 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,683 [ LAUGHTER ] HA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 330 00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:38,918 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHY? BECAUSE HEINRICH VON BEATZ 331 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:44,557 IS ME. [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] LOOK 332 00:23:44,557 --> 00:23:46,726 Jimmy: WHAT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 333 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:58,972 WOW, THAT'S -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT IS SO STR -- 334 00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,708 Jimmy: YEAH WHAT HAPPENED THERE Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 335 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,343 I LOVE IT. I WAS -- I WAS GETTING READY TO -- I WAS GETTING READY -- 336 00:24:03,343 --> 00:24:05,378 THE DANCE Jimmy: I THOUGHT THE CLIP WAS GOING TO BE LONGER 337 00:24:05,378 --> 00:24:06,846 YES Jimmy: SO, I WAS GOING TO TAKE MY JACKET OFF 338 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,281 THAT'S NICE Jimmy: BUT SOMETIMES -- YEAH, I JUST THOUGHT I'D DO 339 00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:09,783 THAT WHEN I, LIKE, COZY UP SOMETIMES, YOU LIKE JUST A COMFORT BLANKET. 340 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,117 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ARE WE GOING TO PLAY A CLIP 341 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,186 YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I WOULD GO OUT 342 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,155 Jimmy: IT WAS SUCH A GREAT SHOW, THOUGH REALLY GOOD 343 00:24:15,155 --> 00:24:16,956 Jimmy: SO MANY TWISTS, THERE'S SO MANY BEATS. YOU KNOW, IN FACT, THAT WAS 344 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,093 THE -- THE MOTTO OF THE SHOW WAS THAT FOR EVERY TWIST, THERE'S A BEAT 345 00:24:20,093 --> 00:24:24,230 Jimmy: YOUR HAIR LOOKS -- REMEMBER? [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,200 Jimmy: YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT. DOES IT 347 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,401 Jimmy: I THINK THE AIR-CONDITIONING IS A LITTLE HIGH 348 00:24:28,401 --> 00:24:30,470 OH, YEAH. A LITTLE HIGH. [ LAUGHTER ] 349 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,539 Jimmy: BLOWING YOUR HAIR AROUND BUT THINGS GOT EVEN CRAZIER. 350 00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:34,507 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, IN EPISODE TWO MAN, DO I EVER REMEMBER 351 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,576 EPISODE TWO. BUT THAT'S SO WEIRD, BECAUSE THAT'S ALSO KNOWN AS THE "LOST 352 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,678 EPISODE. Jimmy: THAT ACTUALLY IS THE LOST EPISODE 353 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,680 YEAH. Jimmy: BUT REALLY, ACTUALLY, JAMES CAMERON FOUND IT WHEN -- 354 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,683 [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS DOING RESEARCH ON A NEW "TITANIC" BONUS FEATURE. 355 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:51,124 HE FOUND IT UNDER THE OCEAN Jimmy: FOUND IT UNDER THE OCEAN. 356 00:24:51,124 --> 00:24:53,860 IT WAS BURIED. IT SUNK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN. 357 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,430 WOW, THAT'S DEEP. Jimmy: AND WE FOUND IT. HERE'S A CLIP OF EPISODE TWO OF 358 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,865 HERE'S A CLIP OF EPISODE TWO OF "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART." 359 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:05,772 * 360 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:16,049 "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. OH, YAH DIS BEAT IS STRAIGHT NASTINESS 361 00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:20,253 UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT, UNT. Jimmy: HORST, IT'S TIME TO 362 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:23,690 COMMENCE ANOTHER COLLAB. WHAT PHAT TRACK SHOULD WE BLAST? 363 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:27,293 AH. LET'S GO "DEEZ NIGHTS DAT GO CRAZY. 364 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:31,865 YEAH, "CRAZY HARD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THE PART THAT GO "WHOOP, 365 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:36,503 WHOOP, WHOOP." [ SCREAM ] Jimmy: NO, NO 366 00:25:36,503 --> 00:25:44,077 LET'S DO -- LET'S DO "CRAZY NIGHTS DAT GO HARD LIKE DEEZ." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 367 00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:46,079 IT ACTUALLY IS INSANE. IT GOES LIKE, "UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ 368 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:50,083 WEEEB, WEEEB, WEEEB! OH, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN. THAT TRACK IS NOT ON FIRE AT 369 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:55,822 ALL. Jimmy: WELL, YOU ARE FIRED FROM OUR COLLAB. 370 00:25:55,822 --> 00:26:00,326 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] WELL, GOOD. BECAUSE I'M STARTING A NEW 371 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:09,602 COLLAB WITH MY LONG-LOST SON Jimmy: WELL, GUESS WHAT I AM YOUR LONG-LOST SON. 372 00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:17,711 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] * 373 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:21,848 Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE Jimmy: IT'S INCREDIBLE. 374 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:28,054 INCREDIBLE STUFF AND INCREDIBLE THAT WE GOT CANCELLED AFTER THREE EPISODES 375 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,056 I KNOW. AFTER SEEING THAT CLIP, CAN YOU IMAGINE US BEING CANCELLED 376 00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,359 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I THOUGHT THE ACTING WAS GOOD 377 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,195 ALMOST TOO REAL. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I MEAN, AND BOTH 378 00:26:35,195 --> 00:26:38,365 Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? THEY BANNED US IN GERMANY. 379 00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:40,567 WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER RETURN TO THAT COUNTRY Jimmy: WELL, THEY SAID -- 380 00:26:40,567 --> 00:26:42,302 THEY SAID THAT THEY'D LIFT THE BAN IF WE RETURN THE THIRD EPISODE TO THEM SO THAT THEY 381 00:26:42,302 --> 00:26:47,640 CAN DESTROY IT [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 382 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,409 Jimmy: AND BEFORE WE'RE GOING TO DO THAT, WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THE CLIP OF THE THIRD 383 00:26:49,409 --> 00:26:51,144 AND FINAL EPISODE -- OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: -- OF "DAS BEATS OF 384 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:53,413 ZE HEART." LOOK AT THIS 385 00:26:55,148 --> 00:27:06,559 * "DAS BEATS OF ZE HEART. Jimmy: OH, YAH. 386 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:09,829 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE WHOLE CLUB IS VIBING TO MY FREAKY-ASS THUMPS AND THROBS 387 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:13,566 UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ, UNTZ JURGEN, I'VE COME TO DO 388 00:27:13,566 --> 00:27:17,837 COLLABORING WITH MY LONG-LOST SON AGAIN. Jimmy: YEAH 389 00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:23,176 THIS WILL BE THE MOST FIRE FATHER-SON DEEJAY DUO SINCE DA BOOM BOOM BOYS 390 00:27:23,176 --> 00:27:28,314 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS OUR LIFE Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 391 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:33,887 THIS IS NOT OUR LIVES BECAUSE I AM IN A COMA [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 392 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:38,158 AND THIS IS MY COMA FANTASY. WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT IN COMA 393 00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:45,899 BUT ACTUALLY, IN THE METAVERSE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] * 394 00:27:45,899 --> 00:27:54,441 Jimmy: GOSH THAT WAS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:27:54,441 --> 00:28:09,622 THAT WAS AHEAD OF ITS TIME OH, YES Jimmy: I THINK. 396 00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:12,025 YES. MY THANKS TO BRYAN CRANSTON, EVERYBODY. 397 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:15,095 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK OUT "YOUR HONOR" ON SHOWTIME 398 00:28:15,095 --> 00:28:17,397 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 399 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:38,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS 400 00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:43,857 ON THE HIT SERIES "YOU." ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING NOW ON NETFLIX 401 00:28:43,857 --> 00:28:44,691 NOW ON NETFLIX PLEASE WELCOME PENN BADGLEY. 402 00:28:46,526 --> 00:28:59,372 * 403 00:28:59,372 --> 00:29:12,018 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: YEAH 404 00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:17,090 THANK YOU Jimmy: YES. PENN, WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME 405 00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:20,493 TO THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 406 00:29:20,493 --> 00:29:22,662 Jimmy: YOU LOOK LIKE A STUD YOU LOOK GOOD. YEAH 407 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:28,902 WELL, THAT IS 90% OF MY JOB [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THOM BROWNE? 408 00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:30,770 YES, IT IS. Jimmy: YEAH I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE, I 409 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,173 THINK, YOU HAD A BABY BOY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 410 00:29:33,173 --> 00:29:35,442 IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS. HE IS NOT 15 YEARS OLD HE'S 2 1/2 411 00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:36,876 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: HOW'S FATHERHOOD GOING? 412 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,445 WELL, YOU KNOW, HE'S A PANDEMIC KID SO THAT IS -- ANYBODY WHO HAS 413 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:40,814 KIDS, IT'S -- IT'S A JOY IT'S AN IMMENSE -- I MEAN, IT'S WILD. 414 00:29:40,814 --> 00:29:48,355 IT'S LOVELY. IT'S GREAT IT'S A CHALLENGE 415 00:29:48,355 --> 00:29:52,726 SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PARENTS Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 416 00:29:52,726 --> 00:29:55,128 KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING IT GETS BETTER 417 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:58,398 Jimmy: YEAH, DOES - DOES HE KNOW THAT DADDY PLAYS A SERIAL KILLER ON TELEVISION? 418 00:29:58,398 --> 00:30:02,769 [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK THAT ONE TO HIM. 419 00:30:02,769 --> 00:30:04,738 NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE WAS RECENTLY A DAY WHERE I WAS LIKE, I WAS DOING 420 00:30:04,738 --> 00:30:09,576 SOMETHING REALLY SWEET WITH HIM, YOU KNOW, IN MY LAP AND THEN, I SAT ON THE REMOTE. 421 00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:16,116 LIKE, YOU WOULDN'T THINK THIS WOULD -- IT JUST WENT RIGHT TO NETFLIX ON THE TV. 422 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:20,387 AND MY FACE WAS RIGHT ON THE TV AND HE WAS LIKE, "DADDY! 423 00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:23,757 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I STARTED TO RACE AROUND BECAUSE THE NEXT THING HE WAS 424 00:30:23,757 --> 00:30:27,494 GOING TO SEE - Jimmy: WAS SOMETHING CRAZY. SOMETHING REALLY CRAZY. 425 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,230 SO I WAS LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] I GOT IT OFF 426 00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,832 Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, PUT IT ON "BLUEY. PUT IT ON "BLUEY." 427 00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,468 SIRI, SIRI, SIRI! Jimmy: SIRI SIRI, PUT ON - 428 00:30:35,468 --> 00:30:39,072 BY THE WAY, CAN I SAY HOW GREAT YOU ARE ON TIKTOK? THANK YOU 429 00:30:39,072 --> 00:30:41,274 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT RIGHT NOW. 430 00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:42,575 I THINK YOU HAVE OVER 180 MILLION VIEWS ON ONLY TEN -- 431 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:44,444 HIGHER ONLY 10 POSTS. THAT SOUNDS CRAZY TO ME, 432 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:51,851 YES. Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU LIKE TIKTOK 433 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:59,192 BECAUSE I WOULD ASSUME MAYBE YOU GO TO INSTAGRAM. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 434 00:30:59,192 --> 00:31:02,128 WELL, I MEAN, FOR ME, SOCIAL MEDIA BECAME A PLACE OF A LOT OF ANXIETY OVER THE YEARS. 435 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:08,068 I STARTED TO USE IT LESS AND LESS AND LESS. Jimmy: YEAH 436 00:31:08,068 --> 00:31:09,903 AND THEN I, YOU KNOW, I WAS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT THINKING MAYBE I'LL START 437 00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:15,709 A TIKTOK LIKE, I WASN'T SURE. I WAS ON THE FENCE 438 00:31:15,709 --> 00:31:18,645 AND THEN, TAYLOR SWIFT CAME OUT WITH HER RECORD AND -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 439 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:20,313 YEAH AND MY PODCAST CO-HOST IS A HUGE SWIFTIE, LIKE A HUGE 440 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:29,122 SWIFTIE. SHOUTOUT TO NAVA, SHE'S -- SO, WE MADE THIS -- THIS 441 00:31:29,122 --> 00:31:37,664 ANTI-HERO THING, THIS VIDEO THING. Jimmy: JUST 'CAUSE TAYLOR 442 00:31:37,664 --> 00:31:41,401 INSPIRED YOU - YEAH, AS FOR FUN. AND THEN WHEN WE MADE IT, WE 443 00:31:41,401 --> 00:31:42,936 WERE LIKE, I THINK THAT'S THE ONE THAT I GET ON TIKTOK WITH, SO, YOU KNOW 444 00:31:42,936 --> 00:31:44,571 Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN YOU DID ANOTHER ONE WITH MEGHAN TRAINOR, "MADE YOU LOOK" 445 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:50,243 DANCE. WE'RE POP STARS THAT'S BASICALLY - 446 00:31:50,243 --> 00:31:52,412 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHICH SHOWS -- I MEAN, YOU DO ENJOY DANCING 447 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:56,783 WHEN I THINK OF YOU, I THINK OF SINGING AND DANCING. YOU DO? 448 00:31:56,783 --> 00:32:00,720 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] I DO LIKE TO SING 449 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,657 I ACTUALLY LOVE TO SING AND I LOVE TO DANCE. MUSIC IS MY FIRST PASSION BY 450 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,394 FAR. BUT I DO NOT LIKE TO MIX THEM TOGETHER 451 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:11,431 BECAUSE USUALLY THAT'S A A MUSICAL. AND I DON'T LIKE MUSICALS. 452 00:32:11,431 --> 00:32:13,733 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S NOT YOUR THING. 453 00:32:13,733 --> 00:32:16,369 BUT I DO WANT TO SHOW A CLIP OF THIS "MADE YOU LOOK" THING IT'S VERY FUNNY. 454 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,303 HERE'S PENN BADGELY, WATCH THIS 455 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:22,475 YEAH, I LOOK GOO IN MY VERSACE DRESS * * BUT I'M HOTTER WHEN 456 00:32:22,475 --> 00:32:28,915 MY MORNING HAIR'S A MESS * * BUT EVEN WITH MY HOODIE O BET I MADE YOU LOO 457 00:32:28,915 --> 00:32:33,319 I MADE YOU LOOK * Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN, COME ON 458 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:36,790 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE THAT. IT'S FUN. 459 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:39,759 IT IS FUN. Jimmy: YOU'RE CRUSHING IT WITH "YOU. 460 00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:41,428 LET'S TALK ABOUT SEASON FOUR RIGHT NOW, ALL EPISODES AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX 461 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:48,501 YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE TOO MUCH AWAY ON THE SHOW IT'S SPOILERS. 462 00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:50,503 I CAN'T, YEAH Jimmy: BUT CAN WE SAY KIND OF WHAT'S GOING ON IN SEASON 463 00:32:50,503 --> 00:32:56,109 FOUR I MEAN, HONESTLY, IF YOU WATCH THE TRAILERS, THEY'RE -- 464 00:32:56,109 --> 00:32:58,511 Jimmy: THEY GIVE A LOT AWAY THEY DO GIVE SO MUCH AWAY SO, BASICALLY JOE, HE'S 465 00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:01,181 A SERIAL KILLER. RIGHT? YOU GUYS KNOW THAT 466 00:33:01,181 --> 00:33:04,684 [ LAUGHTER ] HE PUTS PEOPLE IN A GLASS BOX. Jimmy: BUT HE'S NOT - 467 00:33:04,684 --> 00:33:06,653 BUT THIS SEASON HE'S TRYING NOT TO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 468 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:11,057 YEAH! Jimmy: WE LOVE HIM NOW. HE'S A GREAT GUY 469 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:13,960 YES AND HE'S TRYING NOT TO KILL PEOPLE 470 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,332 AND THEN, IN THE FIRST EPISODE, A DEAD BODY SHOWS UP THAT'S NOT A SPOILER 471 00:33:19,332 --> 00:33:22,402 Jimmy: YEAH BUT HERE'S THE SPOILER CAN I SAY THE SPOILER? 472 00:33:22,402 --> 00:33:26,206 YEAH. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED THIS PERSON 473 00:33:26,206 --> 00:33:31,144 WELL THAT'S -- THAT IS -- Jimmy: SOMEONE ELSE -- THERE'S OTHER KILLERS -- 474 00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:33,646 THAT'S NOT A SPOILER AT ALL THAT'S THE WHOLE - AGAIN, YOU SAID LESS THAN 475 00:33:33,646 --> 00:33:37,584 WHAT'S IN THE TRAILER. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU SAID FAR LESS. 476 00:33:37,584 --> 00:33:40,420 IF YOU WATCH THE PART TWO TRAILER, IT'S GOING TO RUIN PART ONE 477 00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,922 DON'T WATCH -- Jimmy: THE TRAILER. THE PART TWO TRAILER -- 478 00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:45,125 Jimmy: JUST GET INTO IT -- IF YOU WANT TO SEE PART ONE. 479 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,293 I POSTED IT AND THEN TOOK IT OFF. IT'S LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW. 480 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:52,132 NETFLIX KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING, BUT IT MAKES ME NERVOUS Jimmy: NO, YEAH 481 00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:54,100 JUST WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH. YOU'LL BE ADDICTED TO IT 482 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,102 IT'S SO -- YOU'RE SO GOOD IN IT CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL THE 483 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,470 KUDOS YOU'VE BEEN GETTING FOR IT THANK YOU 484 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,105 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S PENN BADGLEY IN SEASON 485 00:33:59,105 --> 00:34:01,775 FOUR OF "YOU." TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 486 00:34:01,775 --> 00:34:01,808 TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 487 00:34:02,542 --> 00:34:10,917 * HELLO, AGAIN. 488 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:17,791 IT'S YOU NICE JACKET. BROWN'S YOUR COLOR 489 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:20,527 YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE. WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SNEAKY -- I'M LEARNING A LOT ABOUT YOU 490 00:34:20,527 --> 00:34:25,665 PARANOID, LONER BY NATURE. YOU'RE A STALKER, WHEREVER YOU ARE. 491 00:34:25,665 --> 00:34:29,269 ABSOLUTELY NOT A REAL PROFESSOR. OH, YEAH 492 00:34:29,269 --> 00:34:36,609 WELL, WHO ARE YOU? THINK. THINK. 493 00:34:36,609 --> 00:34:41,214 YOUR NAME ISN'T JONATHAN MOORE I'LL FIGURE YOU OUT SOON ENOUGH 494 00:34:41,214 --> 00:34:48,855 I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. SO, I HAVE TO FIGURE YOU OUT FIRST. 495 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:51,491 Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S GOOD ACTING RIGHT THERE 496 00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:57,297 THERE'S NOT - NOT A SINGLE LINE WAS UTTERED. IF YOU NOTICE, I DIDN'T SAY 497 00:34:57,297 --> 00:34:59,666 A WORD Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT'S CALLED ACTING RIGHT THERE 498 00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:02,736 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. PENN BADGLEY, EVERYBODY! 499 00:35:02,736 --> 00:35:05,672 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "YOU" ON NETFLIX CHECK IT OUT 500 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:10,510 MAYA HAWKE PERFORMS AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYONE 501 00:35:10,510 --> 00:35:38,238 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * 502 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:43,309 Jimmy: PERFORMING "THERESE" FROM HER ALBUM "MOSS," PLEASE WELCOME MAYA HAWKE 503 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:43,343 FROM HER ALBUM "MOSS," PLEASE WELCOME MAYA HAWKE 504 00:35:50,750 --> 00:35:55,388 I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN NOW * * OH MY GOD 505 00:35:55,388 --> 00:36:01,394 I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN SOMEHOW * * OH MY GOD 506 00:36:01,394 --> 00:36:08,401 I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN NOW * * OH MY GOD I GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN 507 00:36:08,401 --> 00:36:15,041 SOMEHOW * * DOWN SOMEHO DOWN SOMEHOW * 508 00:36:15,041 --> 00:36:25,051 * * OH MY GOD I GOTTA SLOW DOWN * 509 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:42,936 * * I GO SEE THERESE DREAMING SHE'S STRETCHING OUT 510 00:36:42,936 --> 00:36:47,440 HER SORE SHOULDER * * LEANING BAC EYES CLOSE 511 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,911 REACHING UP * * SHE'S WISHING SHE WAS OLDER * 512 00:36:51,911 --> 00:37:00,120 * DREAMING OF AN APPALOOS SADDLED UP RIDING OUT OF TOWN * 513 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:07,527 * DREAMING OF A SHELBY COBR DIGGING HER TIRE IN THE GROUND * 514 00:37:07,527 --> 00:37:11,031 * BLEEDIN BRINGING IN NEW YEAR'S MESS * 515 00:37:11,031 --> 00:37:16,169 * UNAWARE OF THE STAI ON HER DRESS * * IT'S TACTLESS 516 00:37:16,169 --> 00:37:23,510 ITS A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * 517 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:30,383 * WHITE KITTEN IN THE CORNE OBSCEN IT REALLY SAYS IT ALL * 518 00:37:30,383 --> 00:37:37,057 * MILK MATCHES HER UNDERWEA GET HER DOWN TAKE HER OFF THE WALL * 519 00:37:37,057 --> 00:37:41,194 * SHE DREAMS OF MARLON IN AUSTIN * * THEIR BODIES TANGLE 520 00:37:41,194 --> 00:37:47,233 IN A NET * * SHE THINKS OF HIM EVERY SO OFTEN * 521 00:37:47,233 --> 00:37:53,106 * WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE A SPACE CADET * * SHE EMPATHIZE 522 00:37:53,106 --> 00:38:00,213 WITH YOUR FEELINGS * * SHE'S MORE INTERESTED IN THE CEILINGS * 523 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:04,050 * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE 524 00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:10,290 IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * 525 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:30,276 * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * * 526 00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:50,296 * * SHE REMINDS ME OF MEMORIE SLEEPING OFF 527 00:38:50,296 --> 00:38:57,170 THE GROWING PAINS * * WE WERE SEE ENEMIES SPELLING OUT EAC 528 00:38:57,170 --> 00:39:02,108 OTHERS NAMES * * WHISPERING INSIDE OUR RED HOUSE * 529 00:39:02,108 --> 00:39:07,347 * WHILE THE ADULT WERE ASLEEPING * * I GUESS THERESE 530 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:12,686 IS JUST FOR ME * * A QUIET I KEEP ON KEEPING * 531 00:39:12,686 --> 00:39:17,524 * THERESE DOES NO BELONG TO YOU * * THE HORSES CARS 532 00:39:17,524 --> 00:39:25,365 AND COWBOYS DO * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * 533 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:29,536 * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS 534 00:39:29,536 --> 00:39:34,574 IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE IT'S JUST THERESE * 535 00:39:34,574 --> 00:39:38,278 * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TEST * * IT'S JUST THERESE 536 00:39:38,278 --> 00:39:45,618 IT'S JUST THERESE * * IT'S TACTLESS IT'S A TES 537 00:39:45,618 --> 00:39:53,693 IT'S JUST THERESE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES! 538 00:39:53,693 --> 00:39:57,097 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU! 539 00:39:57,097 --> 00:40:02,235 MAYA HAWKE "MOSS" IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK EVERYBODY. 540 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:25,392 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE * Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 541 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:33,466 BRYAN CRANSTON, PENN BADGLEY MAYA HAWKE, ONCE AGAIN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 542 00:40:33,466 --> 00:40:36,736 AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 543 00:40:36,736 --> 00:40:40,040 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS.