1 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:10,910 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:18,351 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:22,288 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. 4 00:00:22,288 --> 00:00:27,861 ZACHARY LEVI RINA SAWAYAMA. COMEDIAN, NORE DAVIS 5 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:32,232 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW 6 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,067 Questlove: 1815 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:39,572 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:39,572 --> 00:00:57,490 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:01,094 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT'S A CROWD THAT IS A CROWD RIGHT THERE. 10 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:05,131 WELCOME. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 11 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:10,704 AND WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. THANK YOU FOR JOINING US 12 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:14,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING AT HOME WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG NEWS FROM 13 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:19,346 OVERSEAS YESTERDAY, TWO RUSSIAN FIGHTER JETS COLLIDED WITH A U.S. 14 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:23,717 SURVEILLANCE DRONE, AND SENT IT CRASHING INTO THE BLACK SEA. THE DAMAGE WOULD HAVE BEEN A 15 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:32,092 A LOT WORSE, BUT LUCKILY, ON ITS WAY DOWN, THE DRONE BOUNCED OFF A BUNCH OF CHINESE SPY 16 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,228 BALLOONS [ LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE THING WAS PRETTY 17 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,663 SCARY. MEANWHILE, THE FAA WAS LIKE, "COOL, A PLANE COLLISION WE 18 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,366 CAN'T BE BLAMED FOR? LOVE IT. HEY, ALL RIGHT." 19 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:43,103 GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS DESPITE ALL HIS CONTROVERSIES, CONGRESSMAN GEORGE SANTOS HAS 20 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:47,774 FILED PAPERWORK TO RUN FOR RE-ELECTION IN 2024. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 21 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,910 WE ACTUALLY GOT OUR HANDS ON THE PAPERWORK THAT HE FILED. LOOK AT THIS 22 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:56,950 CHECK THIS OUT IT SAYS, NAME-- GEORGE ANTHONY DEVOLDER SANTOS S 23 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:05,492 [ LAUGHTER ] HIS BIRTHDAY, JULY 4, 1776 [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,228 HIS ADDRESS IS 42069 SESAME STREET, NEW YORK, NEW YORK 90210. 25 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:12,699 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: EDUCATION, PHD FROM HOGWARTS 26 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:21,107 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE, LYING IN MULTIPLE COUNTRIES PHONE NUMBER 1-877-CARS-4KIDS. 27 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:25,078 PARTY, IN THE USA. [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, BY SIGNING, I 28 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,546 VERIFY ALL THE INFORMATION ABOVE IS TRUE, HE SIGNED IT WITH A WINKY EMOJI 29 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:33,353 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S-- JUST SUSPECT SUS. 30 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:34,888 Steve: A LITTLE SUS Jimmy: HEY, THIS IS GOING VIRAL. 31 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:39,259 EARLIER THIS WEEK, RUDY GIULIANI WAS HOSTING HIS NIGHTLY SHOW ON THE INTERNET 32 00:02:39,259 --> 00:02:41,461 HE HAS A SHOW ON THE INTERNET. AND HE SEEMED PRETTY CONFUSED ABOUT A PRETTY WELL KNOWN 33 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,096 ABOUT A PRETTY WELL KNOWN EVENT. WATCH THIS 34 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,233 SOMETHING CALLED OSCAR 35 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:53,807 OSCAR? OH, THE OSCARS? OH, THE OSCAR-- OH, IT'S A 36 00:02:53,807 --> 00:03:01,881 A FAMILY WHAT-- WHAT ARE-- SOME BIG THING HAPPENED LAST NIGHT THAT 37 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:07,053 I AM CALLED OSCAR. IT'S CALLED THE OSCARS. [ LAUGHTER ] 38 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:16,229 Jimmy: THE GRAMMYS? MY GRAMMYS-- MY GRANDMA'S BEEN DEAD FOR 20 YEARS. 39 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,064 GUYS, SOME SPORTS NEWS TODAY, AARON RODGERS SAID THAT NEXT SEASON IT IS HIS INTENTION TO 40 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:24,537 PLAY FOR THE NEW YORK JETS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] BUT LET'S NOT GET TOO EXCITED. 41 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,506 IT WAS ALSO MY INTENTION TO GO TO HARVARD [ LAUGHTER ] 42 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:29,976 IT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN. YEP, AARON RODGERS COULD BE COMING TO NEW YORK 43 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:36,316 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JETS FANS WERE LIKE, "WAIT, IS THIS WHAT HAPPINESS FEELS LIKE 44 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:43,790 I LIKE IT. UNFORTUNATELY, THE JETS ARE OWNED BY JOHNSON & JOHNSON, 45 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:49,996 WHICH MEANS RODGERS WILL ONLY BE 66% EFFECTIVE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 46 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:54,134 BETTER THAN NOTHING. AND HEY, EVERYONE IS EXCITED ABOUT THIS 47 00:03:54,134 --> 00:03:58,505 TOMORROW KICKS OFF THE FIRST ROUND OF MARCH MADNESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 48 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:05,745 NOW, I READ THAT THE ODDS OF PICKING A PERFECT BRACKET ARE 1 IN 9 QUINTILLION 49 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,147 THOSE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME EXACT ODDS OF ME GETTING INTO HARVARD. 50 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:14,254 [ LAUGHTER ] SPEAKING OF IVY LEAGUE SCHOOLS, I SAW THAT 15th SEED PRINCETON 51 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:18,058 MADE IT TO THE TOURNAMENT, AND THEY'VE GOT TO PLAY NUMBER TWO, ARIZONA. 52 00:04:18,058 --> 00:04:20,393 YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY LOPSIDED MATCH UP, BUT THE PRINCETON FANS STILL HAVE SCHOOL SPIRIT. 53 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:24,764 CHECK OUT SOME OF THE SIGNS THEY MADE FOR THE GAME THE FIRST ONE SAYS, "HEY, REF, 54 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:30,670 DON'T YOU KNOW WHO OUR FATHERS ARE? [ LAUGHTER ] 55 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:34,140 THIS NEXT ONE SAYS, "WHERE DO YOU EVEN YACHT IN ARIZONA? [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:38,511 AND FINALLY, THIS ONE SAYS, "EASE UP OR WE'LL COLLAPSE ANOTHER BANK." 57 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:47,520 "WE CAME TO WIN. [ APPLAUSE ] YEP, MARCH MADNESS IS ALMOST 58 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,089 HERE, AND THERE'S SO MANY AMAZING PLAYERS IN THE TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR 59 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,790 BUT I NOTICE THAT IF YOU COMBINE SOME OF THEIR NAMES, YOU CAN CREATE AN EVEN MORE 60 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:56,129 INTERESTING PLAYER I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU COMBINE 61 00:04:56,129 --> 00:05:04,537 NICK PRINGLE WITH JAWAAN ROBERTS, YOU GET JAWAAN PRINGLE 62 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:13,413 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU COMBINE MATT SHELDON WITH COBY YOUNG, YOU GET "YOUNG 63 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,449 SHELDON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IF YOU COMBINE HARRISON HORNIER 64 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:25,859 WITH TY BERRY YOU GET BERRY HORNERY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 65 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,761 IF YOU COMBINE JOEY HOUSER, CHASE ROSS, AND CHANDLER LAWSON, THEY BECOME, 66 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:37,237 CHANDLER, ROSS, JOEY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NEXT UP, IF YOU COMBINE 67 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:40,940 ZEE HAMODAH, NOAH BACHELOR, AND ZACK CLEMONS, YOU GET ZACK ZEE BACHELOR 68 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:48,982 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, IF YOU COMBINE NATE AUBREY, NATE FERGUSON, 69 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:55,488 NATE SANTOS, AND OWEN DEASE, YOU GET DEASE NATES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 70 00:05:55,488 --> 00:06:03,029 DEASE NATES! WHAT'S GOING ON? SOME ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, DUE TO 71 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,798 HIGH BUDGET CONCERNS, NETFLIX IS NO LONGER MOVING FORWARD WITH NANCY MEYERS $130 MILLION 72 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:13,039 ROMANTIC COMEDY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] BUT I KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO 73 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,841 HAPPEN ANY MINUTE NOW, NETFLIX IS GOING TO REALIZE THEY MESSED UP 74 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,243 AND RUN TO CATCH NANCY MEYERS AT THE AIRPORT "HOLD THE DOORS, HOLD THE 75 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,746 DOORS, NANCY I'VE MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE 76 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:30,123 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THAT MOVIE. 77 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,825 SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I HEARD THAT DELTA AIRLINES IS NOW OFFERING ESPRESSO MARTINIS ON 78 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:37,797 THEIR FLIGHTS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WERE LIKE, 79 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:42,168 "THAT'S WHAT WE NEEDED, DRUNK PEOPLE WITH ENERGY." [ LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:43,937 AND FINALLY, I JUST HEARD ABOUT A NEW SURVEY THAT SAID OVER 53% OF ALL AMERICANS ARE BIG 81 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:57,784 TAYLOR SWIFT FANS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL, APPARENTLY, THE MUSIC 82 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,320 INDUSTRY IS PUTTING OUT THIS KIND OF DATA ALL THE TIME. SO, I THOUGHT WE WOULD TAKE 83 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,355 A LOOK AT SOME OF IT NOW IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW PIE CHARTS." 84 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:07,727 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ PIE CHARTS ♪ 85 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:19,205 Jimmy: JUST A LOOK AT SOME OF THESE FIRST UP WHEN ASKED, "DO YOU 86 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,841 LIKE THE WEEKND? 60% OF PEOPLE SAID, "YES, I REALLY ENJOY HIS SONGS." 87 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:25,679 WHILE 40% OF PEOPLE SAID, "YES, I REALLY ENJOY HIS SONGS." [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:30,050 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHEN ASKED, "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HARRY STYLES AND 89 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,420 MEGHAN TRAINOR?" 70% SAID, "I LOVE THEIR MUSIC. WHILE 30% SAID, "I DON'T THINK 90 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:44,464 THEY SHOULD ATTEND HIS DAD'S CORONATION." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 91 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,434 UP NEXT WHEN I ASK, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAVID, 21 SAVAGE, AND JAKE?" 92 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:48,902 50% PEOPLE SAID, "I THINK THEY'RE REALLY STRONG MUSICIANS. 93 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:54,507 50% SAID "I THINK THEY ARE REALLY STRONG WIFI PASSWORDS." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 94 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:58,578 DAVID, JAKE, EXCLAMATION POINT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NEXT UP, "WHEN ASKED WHO STOLE 95 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:05,118 THE SHOW AT THE OSCARS?" 10% SAID RIHANNA 10% SAID LADY GAGA 96 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:08,855 80% SAID OZEMPIC [ APPLAUSE ] NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHERE DO YOU 97 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:13,326 LEARN ABOUT NEW MUSIC? 50% SAID SPOTIFY 40% SAID APPLE MUSIC 98 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:20,333 9% SAID THE RADIO. JOE BIDEN SAID, THE SOCK HOP [ LAUGHTER ] 99 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:26,239 [ APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ LET'S GO TO THE HOP 100 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:32,912 LET'S GO TO THE HOP ♪ Jimmy: UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED, "WHO SINGS THE SONGS, 'FREAK 101 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:38,785 NASTY,' 'BIG OLE' FREAK,' AND 'B-I-T-C-H'? 95% SAID MEGAN THEE STALLION 102 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:43,390 5% SAID, "YOUR COWORKER DENISE AT KAREOKE AFTER TWO MARGS." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 103 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:50,130 "ONE MORE TIME I CAN DO IT BETTER." WHEN ASKED "WHAT IS YOUR 104 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,465 FAVORITE BAND WHO'S NAME ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A SUMMARY OF 'GAME OF THRONES'? 105 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:55,835 100% SAID IMAGINE DRAGONS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU HAVE IT. 106 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,604 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS HERE TONIGHT. 107 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:02,308 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. ZACHARY LEVI IS JOINING US 108 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:07,213 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RINA SAWAYAMA IS HERE. AND WE'VE GOT STANDUP FROM 109 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,082 NORE DAVIS STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 110 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:18,792 KEIRA KNIGHTLEY EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 111 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:23,596 Jimmy: WHAT ARE THEY INTO RIGHT NOW? OH, RAINBOW UNICORNS 112 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:30,270 Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- OH LOOK [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 113 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,038 SHALL I-- FOR HER-- BECAUSE SHE DID ACTUALLY SAY TO ME-- SHE SAID, "I'F YOU ARE 114 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,440 GOING INTO TELEVISION, YOU HAVE TO BE DRESSED LIKE RAINBOW UNICORN. 115 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:49,923 AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT OBVIOUSLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:58,865 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "BOSTON 117 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,634 STRANGLER," WHICH IS AVAILABLE ON HULU, THIS FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, 118 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,436 ON HULU, THIS FRIDAY EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY! 119 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:14,514 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 120 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:18,885 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: KEIRA, WELCOME BACK TO THE - 121 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:21,087 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEAH, THEY LOVE YOU. WOW 122 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:25,325 HEY. LOOK, PEOPLE Jimmy: PEOPLE 123 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,861 PEOPLE. ISN'T THAT NICE? Jimmy: RIGHT. 124 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,030 ISN'T IT THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. THE BEST AUDIENCE EVER 125 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,232 YEAH, PEOPLE ARE GREAT. YEP. Jimmy: YEAH 126 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:34,200 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC HOW ARE YOU DOING? HOW IS THE FAMILY? 127 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,169 THE FAMILY ARE OKAY Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE GOOD, YEAH 128 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,338 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE-- YEAH, THEY'RE OKAY Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THEY 129 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,640 NOW-- THE KIDS? 3 AND 7 Jimmy: LOVE IT. 130 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,175 YEAH, THEY WERE TRYING TO-- THEY'RE NOT HAPPY ABOUT ME BEING HERE 131 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,011 Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT? NO. I SAID, "I'VE GOT TO GO TO 132 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,080 NEW YORK." THEY SAID, "WHY? I SAID, "WELL, I'M GOING TO BE 133 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:51,451 ON TELEVISION. AND MY 3-YEAR-OLD DOESN'T GET THAT 134 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,722 MY 3-YEAR-OLD IS LIKE, "IN THE TELEVISION?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 135 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,992 I'M LIKE, "YES." SHE'S LIKE, "BUT HOW DO YOU GET IN THE TELEVISION? 136 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:02,629 "WELL, I GET-- IN NEW YORK, I GET IN THE TELEVISION. BUT, YOU KNOW-- SO, BUT - 137 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,898 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S A CAMERA. YEAH, YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN. YEAH, THE WHOLE CAMERA 138 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,434 THING-- THEY COULDN'T EXPLAIN Jimmy: NO TO-- WHAT ARE THEY INTO RIGHT 139 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,936 NOW? OH, RAINBOW UNICORNS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 140 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,906 Jimmy: YEAH RAINBOW UNICORNS EVERYTHING. 141 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,376 EVERYTHING RAINBOW UNICORNS. Jimmy: I HAD A FEELING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT THEY'RE INTO 142 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,912 THAT YEAH. Jimmy: WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- 143 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:23,083 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] OH, LOOK. Jimmy: JUST IN CASE - 144 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,418 SHALL I, FOR HER, BECAUSE SHE DID ACTUALLY SAY TO ME-- SHE SAID, "IF YOU ARE GOING IN THE 145 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:29,189 TELEVISION, YOU HAVE TO BE DRESSED LIKE RAINBOW UNICORN." AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I'M NOT 146 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:35,862 GOING TO DO THAT, OBVIOUSLY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YES! 147 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,666 SO, YES Jimmy: MOM OF THE YEAR! MOM OF THE YEAR 148 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:43,603 Jimmy: YOUR MOM LOVES YOU SO MUCH RIGHT 149 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,339 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DELILAH BELLE RIGHTON, I LOVE YOU. 150 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,208 CAN I TAKE IT OFF NOW? Jimmy: YES. YEAH, OF COURSE. 151 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,377 YES, OF COURSE [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS JUST FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. 152 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:55,849 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. Jimmy: DO THEY UNDERSTAND 153 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,484 WHY YOU'RE IN THE TELEVISION YEAH, I'VE TRIED TO EXPLAIN FILMS. 154 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,352 ACTUALLY, THEY'VE SEEN ONE OF THE-- I DID A VERSION OF "THE NUTCRACKER" A FEW YEARS AGO 155 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:04,391 WHERE I PLAY, LIKE, A PSYCHOTIC PINK CAKE. AND SO-- AND SO, THEY WATCHED 156 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:10,730 THAT Jimmy: WOW. YEAH, BUT SHE DIDN'T LIKE 157 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:19,139 THAT AT ALL. SHE WAS LIKE, "'A,' YOU SHOULD BE DRESSED IN RAINBOWS." 158 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,641 AND SHE WAS, "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 159 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,277 AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW. AND THEN THE OTHER ONE, I TRIED TO SHOW "PIRATES OF THE 160 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,912 CARIBBEAN," SHE WATCHED TEN MINUTES. SHE WAS FAR TOO TERRIFIED. 161 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,981 SHE SAID, "I DON'T-- I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU DOING THAT." [ LAUGHTER ] 162 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,617 Jimmy: REALLY YEAH, SHE WASN'T IMPRESSED. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE ALSO 163 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,252 SAID SHE SAID, "NO, I DON'T LIKE YOU IN THAT. 164 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,754 YOU'RE TOO PRETTY. I WAS LIKE, "OH. BUT SHE SAID, "BUT DON'T WORRY, 165 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,856 YOU'RE NOT ANYMORE." [ AUDIENCE OHS ] WOW. 166 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,925 Jimmy: GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP. RIGHT? 167 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,560 BRUTAL. YEAH I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU 168 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,195 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YOU WERE CUTE FOR A SECOND 169 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,830 YEAH YEAH, EXACTLY Jimmy: HAVE ANY OF THEM 170 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,899 SHOWN ANY INTEREST IN ACTING NO. NO 171 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,535 I ACTUALLY ASKED HER I SAID, "YOU KNOW, DO-- YOU KNOW, IS THAT SOMETHING--" WE 172 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,203 TOOK HER TO THE THEATER. I SAID, "IS THAT SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT TO DO?" 173 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,105 SHE WAS LIKE, "NO! I WENT, "WHY NOT?" "ALL THOSE PEOPLE WERE LOOKING 174 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,207 AT YOU!" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU KNOW, I'M 175 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,176 QUITE PROUD. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH, YEAH, GOOD 176 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,712 DON'T GET INVOLVED "GOOD POINT." YEAH. 177 00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,447 Jimmy: YEAH YOU STARTED ACTING AT AROUND 7-YEARS-OLD, RIGHT 178 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,416 I DID 6. YES. 179 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,919 Jimmy: 6. IN SOMETHING CALLED, I WANT TO SAY, "ROYAL CELEBRATION. 180 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,454 IT WAS. IT WAS CALLED "ROYAL CELEBRATION. 181 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,322 I DON'T THINK I DID VERY MUCH. I THINK I, SORT OF, RAN IN AND SAID, "MOMMY, DADDY. 182 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:13,126 BUT-- YOU KNOW, BUT I LOVED IT Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE ANY-- 183 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:19,699 "MOMMY, DADDY" WERE YOUR LINES I DON'T-- I MEAN, I DON'T REMEMBER 184 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,635 I REMEMBER VERY FEW LINES. I REMEMBER THERE BEING, YOU KNOW, THERE WERE MARKS ON THE 185 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,270 FLOOR WHERE YOU HAVE TO HIT WHEN YOU'RE ACTING ON-- ON-- ON FILM. 186 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,206 AND I REMEMBER MINE WAS GREEN, AND I WAS SO PLEASED ABOUT HITTING MY MARK AND JUST BEING 187 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,641 THERE. Jimmy: AND IT WAS ABOUT PRINCESS DIANA AND CHARLES 188 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,610 IT WAS ABOUT A STREET PARTY ON THE DAY THAT CHARLES AND DIANA GOT MARRIED. 189 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,480 Jimmy: WOW. YEAH. Jimmy: THIS WAS YOUR ACTING 190 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,548 DEBUT. THIS WAS MY ACTING DEBUT, YEAH 191 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:39,152 Jimmy: WE FOUND THE CLIP. WE HAVE IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 192 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,321 YOUR ACTING DEBUT. AND YOU DID HAVE A LINE. DID I 193 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,757 Jimmy: YEAH HERE IS 6-YEAR-OLD KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, MAKING HER 194 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,125 ACTING DEBUT IN "ROYAL CELEBRATION. CHECK THIS OUT 195 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:52,165 - THEIR NEW LIFE TOGETHER. HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE. Jimmy: WOW! 196 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,636 WOW ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 197 00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:02,208 WOW, YEAH. I MEAN, I HAD ONE WORD, WHICH I REPEATED MANY TIMES. 198 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,177 SO, I CLEARLY-- I MILKED IT YEAH Jimmy: "HERE, HERE, HERE, 199 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,812 HERE." YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN SMASH CUT 200 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,782 TO - TOTALLY DIFFERENT. YOU GOT YOUR ONE LINE OVER 201 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:12,385 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. OUT. Jimmy: JUST-- JUST-- WE 202 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,220 WERE LOOKING AT IMDB TODAY, AND JUST 20 YEARS, ALMOST TO THE DAY, WAS THE RELEASE OF "BEND 203 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:21,227 IT LIKE BECKHAM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IS THAT-- ISN'T THAT CRAZY? 204 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,197 I FEEL LIKE JUST YESTERDAY YOU DID THAT FILM. DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS GOING 205 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,366 TO BE A GIANT HIT? OR DID YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS GOING TO BE YOUR BREAKOUT? 206 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,068 NO. NO NO, I MEAN, I LITERALLY 207 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,769 REMEMBER TELLING PEOPLE THAT I WAS DOING IT, AND SAYING, YOU KNOW, "IT'S CALLED 'BEND IT 208 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:35,875 LIKE BECKHAM.' AND THEM GOING, "OH, THAT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING. 209 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,411 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: REALLY OKAY. 210 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,581 YEAH, YEAH NO, IT WAS - NO 211 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,982 AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, "DON'T WORRY. NOBODY WILL SEE IT 212 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:45,952 IT'S FINE. Jimmy: "DON'T WORRY, NOBODY WILL SEE IT. 213 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,088 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, IT WAS - NO, BUT IT WAS THE IDEA OF IT, 214 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,656 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WOMEN'S SOCCER WAS NOT AS BIG BACK THEN Jimmy: YEAH 215 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,292 AND SO, THE IDEA OF THE WHOLE THING WAS SORT OF RIDICULOUS AND IT'S AMAZING, BECAUSE IT'S 216 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,160 STILL THE FILM, EVEN TODAY, YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY COMES UP AND TALKS TO ME ABOUT MY WORK, IT'S 217 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,562 THAT ONE IT'S SO LOVED. Jimmy: YEAH 218 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:04,070 IT'S LIKE-- IT'S AMAZING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS BELOVED. 219 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,039 YOU'VE DONE SOME GREAT WORK, THOUGH THANK YOU 220 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,041 Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR NEW ONE, "BOSTON STRANGLER. 221 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,877 IT'S OUT ON HULU, THIS FRIDAY. IT'S BASED ON THE TRUE STORY HOW MUCH ABOUT THE STORY DID 222 00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,380 YOU KNOW I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW VERY MUCH 223 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,316 SO, I'D OBVIOUSLY HEARD OF IT. Jimmy: YEAH SO-- BUT REALLY, I JUST 224 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,051 SORT OF READ THE SCRIPT. I THOUGHT, "WHOA, THIS IS SUCH A COMPLICATED STORY. 225 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,954 AND SO INTERESTING." AND WHAT I DIDN'T REALIZE, WAS THAT THERE ARE THESE TWO FEMALE 226 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:24,257 JOURNALISTS RIGHT AT THE CENTER OF THE STORY AND ACTUALLY, WHEN YOU GOOGLE 227 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,060 IT, YOU KNOW, THEY WERE THE TWO THAT REALLY, KIND OF, WENT AFTER IT 228 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:32,165 THEY FIRST LINKED THE KILLINGS THEY EVEN NAMED THE KILLER, "THE BOSTON STRANGLER. 229 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,067 AND YET, WHEN YOU GOOGLE IT, THEIR, KIND OF, PART OF THAT HISTORY HAS LARGELY BEEN 230 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:38,071 ERASED SO, IT FELT LIKE A REALLY INTERESTING-- YOU KNOW IT'S A 231 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,407 A TRUE CRIME - CRIME PIECE. IT FELT-- IT FELT COOL TO, 232 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,142 KIND OF, SEE IT THROUGH THAT FEMALE GAZE, AND TO PUT THESE TWO JOURNALISTS, SORT OF, IN 233 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:45,311 THE CENTER OF IT Jimmy: AND IT'S SHOT IN BOSTON 234 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:50,116 AND, YEAH. DID YOU DO A BOSTON ACCENT NO. 235 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:54,087 Jimmy: THAT'S A SMART MOVE. WELL, I WANTED TO DO THE BOSTON ACCENT. 236 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,424 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHO TALKED YOU OUT THE DIRECTOR WAS LIKE, 237 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:03,029 "ABSOL--" HE'S FROM BOSTON. Jimmy: OH, YEAH NO, PEOPLE FROM BOSTON - 238 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,532 NO. YOU CAN'T-- I MEAN, IF YOU WEREN'T FROM THE STREET THAT 239 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,267 THE CHARACTER WAS FROM IN BOSTON, YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THE BOSTON ACCENT 240 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,769 SO, EVERY SINGLE ACTOR WENT IN GOING, "BOSTON ACCENT! IT'S OUR TIME. 241 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,707 Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, NO NO, BUT EVERYONE'S MADE THIS 242 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,809 MISTAKE. YEAH, YEAH, NO, WE WERE NOT ALLOWED. 243 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,644 SO IT'S A STANDARD AMERICAN ACCENT [ LAUGHTER ] 244 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,713 THERE IS NO BOSTON Jimmy: THAT IS A VERY SMART MOVE THAT YOU DID THAT 245 00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:22,148 I WAS IN A BOSTON MOVIE. I DID NOT DO A BOSTON ACCENT, BUT I DID DO IT WHEN MY 246 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,883 CHARACTER GOT EXCITED. LIKE RE-- YEAH. 247 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,153 YOU'VE GOT IT IN THERE Jimmy: OH, YEAH NICE. 248 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,222 Jimmy: IF MY CHARACTER WAS DRUNK OR EXCITED, I THREW A BOSTON 249 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:32,325 YOU THREW IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND NOBODY WENT, "YOU'RE NOT 250 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,061 ALLOWED" Jimmy: NO, IT WORKED. IT WAS PERFECT 251 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,664 I ACTUALLY WAS YELLING IT. BECAUSE BOSTON, YOU CAN'T MESS IT UP. 252 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,532 NO, YOU CAN'T Jimmy: AND IT LIVES FOREVER AND THEY'LL FIND YOU ON THE 253 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,935 STREETS AND BE LIKE, "THAT ACCENT WAS TERRIBLE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 254 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,871 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH THEY GO-- [ LAUGHTER ] 255 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,606 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THEY'RE VERY VOCAL ABOUT IT. Jimmy: YELLING FROM THE 256 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,141 WINDOWS OF DUNKIN' DONUTS AT YOU. YEAH, ABSOLUTELY 257 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:50,877 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A 258 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,312 A CLIP HERE'S KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN "BOSTON STRANGLER. 259 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:52,612 HERE'S KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN "BOSTON STRANGLER. TAKE A LOOK. 260 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,714 THEY WON'T COORDINATE WITH OTHER POLICE DEPARTMENTS 261 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,683 CONNECTIONS ARE BEING MISSED AND GOOD LEADS ARE FALLING THROUGH THE CRACKS 262 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,752 ISN'T SOME OF THAT TO BE EXPECTED WE ARE WAY BEYOND THAT. 263 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,688 OH, I'M SORRY, JACK. AM I KEEPING YOU UP? WILL YOU CUT THE [ BLEEP ] 264 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,223 ALREADY. WHAT'S THE STORY THE CITY CAN'T PROTECT ITS 265 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,557 WOMEN. COME ON WHAT? 266 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:07,060 YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE, OR YOU DON'T THINK IT'S A STORY WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH 267 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:08,595 YOU? YOU CAN'T GO AFTER SOMEONE'S LIVELIHOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE 268 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,031 INPATIENT. TEN WOMEN ARE DEAD AND THESE [ BLEEP ] DON'T HAVE A CLUE. 269 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:14,934 YOU DON'T HAVE A STORY. YOU HAVE A GRUDGE. HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE TO DIE 270 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:19,305 BEFORE IT'S A STORY. THAT'S ENOUGH THESE ARE GOOD MEN BUSTING 271 00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:22,475 THEIR ASSES. I'M NOT WAGING A WAR ON THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 272 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:28,281 Jimmy: YEAH KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 273 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,250 "BOSTON STRANGLER" IS AVAILABLE ON HULU THIS FRIDAY. ZACHARY LEVI JOINS US, AFTER 274 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,652 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 275 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:41,161 ♪ I WONDER IF WALKEN HAS A SCHWARZENEGGER, AND I WONDER 276 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,463 IF SCHWARZENEGGER HAS A WALKEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 277 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,398 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, SO-- SO LIKE IF-- IF THEY DO IMPRESSIONS - 278 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,614 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS AS SHAZAM IN THE NEW MOVIE, "SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS," 279 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:08,455 WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME 280 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:13,693 THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME ZACHARY LEVI 281 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:24,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 282 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:35,448 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ZACHARY LEVI 283 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,650 HERE WE ARE. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. YOU LOOK SHARP 284 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,819 YOU LOOK GREAT, BUD. THANKS, BUD I HAVE A GREAT STYLIST 285 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,922 WARREN ALFIE BAKER Jimmy: OH SHOUTOUT TO WARREN, HE'S 286 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,091 GREAT. Jimmy: YEAH, NICE JOB YEAH. 287 00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,261 Jimmy: I WANT TO GO THROUGH A COUPLE OF THINGS I THINK THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON. 288 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,563 YEAH. Jimmy: FIRST OF ALL, I HEARD THAT WE BOTH DRIVE TRUCKS. 289 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,399 YEAH. YOU HAVE A TRUCK I HAVE A PICKUP TRUCK, A 290 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,267 A FORD-- Jimmy: ME TOO A FORD F-150. 291 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,336 Jimmy: FORD F-150 WHAAA [ LAUGHTER ] 292 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,204 Jimmy: YEAH I HAVE A RAPTOR DO YOU HAVE A RAPTOR 293 00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,006 Jimmy: NO I LOVE THE RAPTOR. RAPTORS ARE PRETTY COOL, 294 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:03,777 MAN. THEY'RE LIKE-- THEY'RE LIKE A A SUPER TRUCK, BASICALLY 295 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:05,779 I DIDN'T NEED IT I BOUGHT IT WHEN I WAS IN L.A. BECAUSE I HAD A BUSINESS AND 296 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:10,884 WE-- WE SOLD MERCH AND I HAD TO, LIKE, MOVE MERCH AROUND. BUT LIKE A REGULAR F-150, I WAS 297 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,886 LIKE, "I COULD GET THAT, OR I COULD SPEND TWICE AS MUCH AND HAVE A TRUCK THAT WAS READY FOR 298 00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:17,891 THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA-- Jimmy: YEAH, THAT-- THOSE 299 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:20,593 THINGS ARE-- "I'M GONNA GO WITH THE COOL ONE. 300 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,664 Jimmy: THEY'RE COOLER AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, WOW. YEAH. 301 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,167 Jimmy: NO, I GOT MINE I'VE GOT A FORD F-1-- I'M GETTING THE-- THE NEW ONE 302 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,235 THE LIGHT-- OH, YEAH. Jimmy: THE ELECTRIC ONE 303 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,104 OH, THE ELECTRIC ONE, THE LIGHTNING. I WANT TO GET THAT ONE 304 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,739 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH I WENT TO THE FACTORY AND WATCHED THEM BUILD IT AND 305 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,941 EVERYTHING IN DETROIT. OH, YEAH AMAZING. 306 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,676 CAN YOU-- CAN YOU TELL THEM I'D LIKE ONE CAN I GET THE JIMMY-- 307 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,079 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH GET THE JIMMY FALLON - 308 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:41,147 GET THE JIMMY PUSH. Jimmy: SKIP THE LINE. YEAH 309 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,716 YEAH, YEAH. THANK YOU. Jimmy: I GOT MINE TO A-- 310 00:19:42,716 --> 00:19:44,517 BECAUSE EVERY HALLOWEEN, I GET A COUPLE OF PUMPKINS AND I NEED TO PUT THEM IN SOMETHING 311 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,419 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I GOT A TRUCK, I PUT A A COUPLE PUMPKINS IN THE BACK. 312 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,154 YOU GOT TO GO ON THOSE PUMPKIN RUNS, MAN. Jimmy: PUMPKIN RUN, MAN 313 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:52,192 IT HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE. PUMPKIN RUNS FOR THE PEOPLE 314 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,828 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] BUT PUT THEM IN THE BACK OF 315 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:56,563 A CAR. DO THEY NEED TO BE IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK 316 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,632 I LOVE MY TRUCK. YEAH. Jimmy: BUT YOU HAUL THINGS 317 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,668 TOO? LIKE, REAL STUFF LIKE, I MEAN, EVERY ONCE-- 318 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,836 I'M REALLY HONESTLY, LIKE, I-- I LOVE IT. IT'S GREAT 319 00:20:02,836 --> 00:20:04,704 I LIVE ON A RANCH. I MOVED UP TO AUSTIN, AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF-- A LAND UP 320 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,073 THERE. SO, IT'S VERY HELPFUL FOR THAT Jimmy: OH, YEAH 321 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,608 BUT I-- BUT MOVING OUT, I HAULED, LIKE, A U-HAUL OUT THERE. 322 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,643 AND THEN I WENT AND GOT AN AIRSTREAM. MY FIRST HOUSE OUT THERE WAS AN 323 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,179 AIRSTREAM. Jimmy: WHAT NOW, THAT'S NEXT LEVEL 324 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,714 YEAH. Jimmy: I HAVE THE ATTACHMENT 325 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,183 STOP IT [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN HOOK THINGS-- 326 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,185 I CAN HOOK THINGS TO MY TRUCK. STOP IT Jimmy: THAT I HAVE NOT-- 327 00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,721 THAT'S AS FAR-- THAT'S AS FAR AS I'VE TAKEN IT [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,690 I GO, "WELL, LOOK. WELL, LISTEN. I'M NOT-- 329 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,592 Jimmy: "I COULD SOMETHING WITH THIS. I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT TOWING 330 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,193 THINGS I'M SURPRISED I DIDN'T GET PULLED OVER MULTIPLE TIMES 331 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,828 BUT I WAS ABLE TO PULL MY AIRSTREAM TO MY PROPERTY Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME 332 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:33,199 AND I LIVED IN MY LITTLE SILVER POTATO FOR A WHILE. IT WAS GREAT 333 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,068 Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS ] WHAT'S IT LIKE LIVING IN AN 334 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,904 AIRSTREAM? I-- HONESTLY, I LOVE IT 335 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,606 BECAUSE I LOVE LITTLE TINY HOMES AND THINGS I'M JUST NOT A VERY TINY 336 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,374 PERSON [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE BIG 337 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:46,980 SO-- Jimmy: HOW TALL ARE YOU 6'4", 6'5"-ISH. 338 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,149 Jimmy: YEAH DEPENDING ON IF I'M SLOUCHING. 339 00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,351 I LIKE THE "WHOO." Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 340 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,852 BUT-- Jimmy: WAS THAT FOR 6'4" OR FOR 6'5" 341 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,387 YEAH. YEAH I MEAN, IT'S-- 342 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,489 Jimmy: BOO, 6'4." 6'5", OW [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,558 BUT I HAVE-- I HAVE THESE, LIKE-- I LOVED LIVING IN IT HONESTLY, I COULD HAVE LIVED A 344 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:03,363 A LOT LONGER BUT THE SHOWER IN IT-- MY-- I HAVE ABNORMALLY WIDE SHOULDERS 345 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,065 AND SO, I WOULD BE FACING THE SHOWER AND I WOULD BE, LIKE, WASHING 346 00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:06,900 THE FRONT OF ME. Jimmy: YEAH BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY REALLY 347 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,601 TIDY HERE. AND THEN I WOULD JUST TRY TO TURN AROUND AND MY SHOULDERS 348 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,804 WOULD POP THE DOOR OPEN. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN-- 349 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,540 AND THEN-- AND THEN ALL THE SHOWER WATER WOULD BE POURING OUT. 350 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,508 I'M LIKE, "THIS IS NOT-- Jimmy: IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU. 351 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,377 "THIS IS NOT TAMBLE I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. Jimmy: ANOTHER ONE OF THE 352 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,079 THINGS I HEARD THAT WE HAVE IN COMMON IS WE BOTH DID IMPRESSIONS WHEN WE WERE KIDS. 353 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,647 OH, YEAH. Jimmy: AND-- YOU DID WELL, YEAH. 354 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,483 I MEAN, DON'T WE ALL I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW 355 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:28,088 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW I DON'T THINK EVERYONE DOES. [ LAUGHTER ] 356 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,557 WELL, I-- I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW I-- I GREW UP WATCHING SO MANY 357 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,425 CARTOONS I MEAN, I THINK I LEARNED HOW TO ACT FROM "BUGS BUNNY," 358 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:37,564 HONESTLY LIKE, YOU KNOW I MEAN, JUST ALL THE VOICES AND 359 00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,998 ALL THE THINGS, ALL THE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS AND ALL THAT 360 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:42,168 Jimmy: YOU DID ALL THOSE? YEAH, I MEAN, YOU KNOW. BUT THEN EVERYBODY-- WELL, I 361 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,004 GUESS NOT EVERYBODY, BUT SOME PEOPLE-- YUCK YUCKS OUT LIKE US, WE LIKE TO DO, YOU KNOW, 362 00:21:44,004 --> 00:21:45,638 IMPRESSIONS LIKE WALKEN, BUT EVERYBODY'S GOT A WALKEN Jimmy: EVERYONE-- A GOOD 363 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,107 CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE YEAH, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, 364 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:51,344 YOU KNOW BUT-- BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT-- I WONDER IF WALKEN HAS A 365 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:56,149 A SCHWARZENEGGER AND I WONDER IF SCHWARZENEGGER HAS A WALKEN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 366 00:21:56,149 --> 00:22:00,487 [ LAUGHTER ] [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER "BACK OF THE CHOPPER, COME 367 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,156 ON." YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:07,293 LIKE, COME ON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "COME ON, GET IN-- 369 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:15,969 GET TO THE CHOPPER." "COME WITH ME." Jimmy: "YOU'RE TELLING ME 370 00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:17,437 GET TO THE CHOPPER?" "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, JIMMY. 371 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,139 YOU KNOW [ LAUGHTER ] OR, LIKE-- OR, LIKE, 372 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:20,740 SCHWARZENEGGER, LIKE-- YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS, LIKE, THOSE FAMOUS, LIKE, WALKEN 373 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:25,679 MONOLOGUES, YOU KNOW SO, IT'S LIKE, "I HAD THIS WATCH, WAS YOUR FATHER'S WATCH 374 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,747 I HID IT IN MY ASS FOR FIVE YEARS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 375 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,716 Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN SCHWARZENEGGER DO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 376 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:33,653 NOT BAD. IT'S FANTASTIC I LOVE THAT. 377 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:39,325 CAN WE TALK ABOUT "SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS" YEAH, I WOULD LOVE TO 378 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,195 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CONGRATS CONGRATS ON THIS 379 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,231 I WOULD LOVE TO Jimmy: GIANT, GIANT, GIANT MOVIE. 380 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,000 YEAH. Jimmy: BIG MOVIE. YOU'VE GOT TO BE PSYCHED ABOUT 381 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,735 THIS THE FIRST ONE CRUSHED. I READ SOMEWHERE THAT YOU 382 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,370 AUDITIONED FOR "SHAZAM!"-- OR FOR A DIFFERENT ROLE YEAH, SO-- THE LONG IN THE 383 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:54,307 SHORT OF IT-- I'LL TRY TO KEEP IT SHORT BUT BASICALLY-- 384 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,509 Jimmy: NO, DUDE MAKE IT LONG WE WON'T CARE. 385 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,679 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE WON'T TAKE ALL THE TIME. Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU. 386 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:03,283 BUT-- THANK YOU, MAN I APPRECIATE THAT. SO-- LOOK, A COUPLE MONTHS 387 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,151 BEFORE I GOT THE JOB, I WAS OFFERED AN AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF "SHAZAM!" BUT I KNEW 388 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,953 ENOUGH ABOUT THE CHARACTER OF SHAZAM CAPTAIN MARVEL THAT HE HAD, LIKE, AN EVIL TWIN NAMED 389 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,621 BLACK ADAM, AND BLACK ADAM WAS BEING PLAYED BY THE ROCK AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WAIT. 390 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,056 SO, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TWINS. LIKE, I-- THERE'S NO WAY I'M 391 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,491 GETTING THIS JOB." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I-- "JUST SO 392 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,693 YOU KNOW-- AND SO-- Jimmy:-- I'M NOT GETTING 393 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,364 THIS ONE." YEAH, TOTALLY AND ALSO, UNBENOUNCED TO ME, I 394 00:23:17,364 --> 00:23:21,101 WAS IN, KIND OF, A DARK PLACE IN MY LIFE AT THAT POINT AND THEN FAST FORWARD ABOUT 395 00:23:21,101 --> 00:23:22,802 A MONTH-AND-A-HALF LATER, AND I'M IN THIS SUPER INTENSIVE LIFE-SAVING THERAPY AND I 396 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:27,540 LEARNED HOW TO LOVE MYSELF, REALLY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE. 397 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:30,276 AND I HAVE THIS WHOLE BREAK THROUGH, AND THEN-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:34,547 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. BY THE WAY, GO LOVE YOURSELF 399 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,216 IF-- IF YOU LEARN NOTHING ELSE TODAY, GO LOVE YOURSELF, GO LOVE YOURSELF, GO LOVE 400 00:23:36,216 --> 00:23:38,685 YOURSELF OKAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 401 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:40,553 SO-- SO, EVEN THOUGH I TELL MY AGENTS I WAS LIKE, "HEY, I'M GOING TO BE OFF GRID FOR A 402 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,490 A LITTLE WHILE." THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH. TOTALLY. 403 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,893 TWO-AND-A-HALF WEEKS IN, THEY'RE LIKE, "SO, LISTEN. [ LAUGHTER ] 404 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:52,899 "THERE'S-- THERE'S AN AUDITION FOR A WHOLE OTHER ROLE IT'S A SUPPORTING ROLE 405 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,435 IF YOU WANT TO DO IT, COOL IF NOT, THAT'S FINE TOO. WE UNDERSTAND YOU'RE DOING SOME 406 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,505 HEALING. I WAS LIKE, "COOL. I JUST HAD THIS BREAKTHROUGH 407 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,907 I'M LIKE, "I'LL GO, WHATEVER I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF." I'LL GO AND DO-- I DID ONE 408 00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,509 TAKE I SENT IT IN AND THEN IN THE COURSE OF, 409 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,444 BASICALLY, ONE WEEK, I ENDED UP GOING FROM AUDITIONING FOR THIS WHOLE OTHER ROLE TO THEM 410 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:09,049 SAYING, "HEY, WE THINK YOU'RE OUR SHAZAM." THEY FLEW ME TO L.A. 411 00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,151 I HAD DONE ALL MY THERAPY THAT I NEEDED TO DO I GO TO L.A. 412 00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:13,687 I AUDITION AND WITHIN ONE WEEK, I WAS SHAZAM 413 00:24:13,687 --> 00:24:15,755 AND IT WAS ALL-- YEAH, IT WAS SUPER CRAZY, MAN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 414 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,391 Jimmy: GOOD FOR YOU, BUD. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: THAT IS SO GOOD. 415 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:22,796 BUT I-- AND I THINK-- Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT STORY YEAH, I JUST THINK IT'S-- 416 00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:25,265 IT'S INDICATIVE OF YOU GUYS WHEN WE DO THE REAL WORK, WHEN WE DO THE WORK TO HEAL 417 00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:27,400 OURSELVES AND HELP OTHER PEOPLE HEAL THEMSELVES. AND THAT'S WHERE ALL THE GOOD 418 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,269 STUFF COMES FROM YOU KNOW AND THAT'S-- THAT'S WHERE THAT 419 00:24:29,269 --> 00:24:30,737 BLESSING LANDED IN MY LIFE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY 420 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,706 WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS "SHAZAM" WHAT CAN WE TELL PEOPLE? 421 00:24:32,706 --> 00:24:35,642 SO MUCH SO, IN THE FIRST MOVIE, BILLY BATSON, THE KID THAT I AM 422 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:41,448 THE "SUPER" VERSION OF, HE WAS 14 NOW HE'S 17, ALMOST 18 423 00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:43,216 SO, HE'S ABOUT TO AGE OUT OF THE FOSTER CARE SYSTEM, SO HE'S, KIND OF, FREAKING OUT 424 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:47,887 ABOUT THAT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO LOSE HIS FAMILY HE JUST FOUND 425 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:51,358 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN HE'S FEELING A A LITTLE IMPOSTER SYNDROME LIKE 426 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:53,193 WE ALL DO BECAUSE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE VERY COMPETENT LEADER OF HIS SUPER FAMILY BUT HE'S 427 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:57,630 REALLY BLOWING IT A LOT OF THE TIME Jimmy: YEAH 428 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,299 AND THERE'S THESE THREE GODDESSES PLAYED BY DAME HELEN MIRREN AND LUCY LIU 429 00:24:59,299 --> 00:25:00,667 AND RACHEL ZEGLER, WHO COME TO-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 430 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,069 Jimmy: THEY ARE HONESTLY-- THEY ARE SO GREAT SO GREAT 431 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:05,171 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEY-- THEY'RE-- THEY COME TO KILL ME AND MY FAMILY. 432 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:09,409 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A LOT GOING ON 433 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,511 Jimmy: YEAH A LOT OF ACTION, A LOT OF COMEDY AS WELL BY THE WAY. 434 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:15,882 YEAH, LOTS OF FUN Jimmy: YOU DO A REALLY GREAT JOB. 435 00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:20,253 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ZACHARY LEVI IN "SHAZAM FURY OF THE GODS." 436 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:20,754 HERE'S ZACHARY LEVI IN "SHAZAM FURY OF THE GODS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 437 00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,256 OKAY, LOOK. I MIGHT NOT HAVE AS MUCH 438 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:24,958 EXPERIENCE AS YOU BECAUSE I'M NOT, LIKE, SUPER OLD LIKE YOU. BUT I THINK I HAVE A FEW 439 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:28,895 EXPERIENCES THAT YOU DON'T HAVE, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN ALL THE "FAST & THE FURIOUS" MOVIES, 440 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:34,668 LADY AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY! 441 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:46,146 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] FAMILY GUYS, THAT WAS THE SIGNAL. 442 00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:48,114 WE PRACTICED THIS, LIKE, 12 TIMES. THANK YOU. 443 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:52,085 FORGOT ALL ABOUT MY FAMILY, DIDN'T YOU, GODDESS? [ LAUGHTER ] 444 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:53,820 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: "IT'S ALL ABOUT FAMILY!" 445 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:58,124 ZACHARY LEVI "SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS" IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX THIS 446 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,492 FRIDAY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 447 00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:05,165 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT WAS GOOD 448 00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:07,233 THAT WAS GOOD. THAT WAS GOOD! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 449 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:29,622 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A GLOBAL POP STAR AND PERFORMER 450 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:35,128 WHO STARS ALONGSIDE KEANU REEVES IN THE BIG NEW FILM, "JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4," 451 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:41,167 WHICH IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX ON MARCH 24th. PLEASE WELCOME, RINA SAWAYAMA. 452 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:54,647 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 453 00:26:54,647 --> 00:27:02,856 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU LOOK STUNNING. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 454 00:27:02,856 --> 00:27:04,824 THANK YOU Jimmy: RINA, WE WERE YOUR FIRST SHOW WHERE YOU MADE YOUR 455 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:08,094 MUSIC DEBUT. YES Jimmy: THAT WAS YOUR FIRST 456 00:27:08,094 --> 00:27:12,465 LATE NIGHT SHOW. WHICH-- YEAH, WE ALL KNOW YOU WE LOVE YOU. 457 00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:14,434 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND NOW THIS IS YOUR FIRST LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW INTERVIEW. 458 00:27:14,434 --> 00:27:17,270 CRAZY Jimmy: I'M ALSO YOUR FIRST. SO, I'M-- 459 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:19,339 CRAZY, I KNOW Jimmy: WE'RE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. 460 00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:25,145 I'M HONORED. I'M HONORED TO BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. 461 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:30,183 THIS IS ALSO YOUR FIRST FILM YES Jimmy: WHICH I ALMOST CAN'T 462 00:27:30,183 --> 00:27:32,218 BELIEVE THAT'S REAL, THAT I'M SAYING THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE PHENOMENAL IN THIS FILM. 463 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,088 OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 464 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:36,956 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU'RE-- I MEAN, IT'S A GIANT-- DO YOU GET 465 00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:39,359 NERVOUS WHEN YOU'RE DOING A FILM AS OPPOSED TO PERFORMING LIVE AS A-- AS A MUSICIAN 466 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,661 OH, I-- IT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE Jimmy: DIFFERENT ANIMAL 467 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:48,635 I DON'T REALLY GET NERVOUS BEFORE SHOWS Jimmy: YOU DON'T? 468 00:27:48,635 --> 00:27:50,170 NO. I GET VERY EXCITED, BUT IT'S NOT NERVES 469 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:52,806 I-- I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN - Jimmy: BUT HOW ABOUT THIS 470 00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:56,643 LOOK AT THIS SHOW RIGHT HERE THIS IS TOKYO GARDEN THEATER LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE. 471 00:27:56,643 --> 00:28:01,014 YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT-- YOU 472 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:02,882 DON'T GET NERVOUS FOR THAT PAST, LIKE, 3,000 PEOPLE, I FEEL LIKE THE HUMAN EYE, YOU 473 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,617 CAN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON [ LAUGHTER ] 474 00:28:04,617 --> 00:28:08,021 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Jimmy: THAT'S VERY 475 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,523 INTERESTING. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH SO, LIKE-- YEAH, AFTER 476 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,693 A CERTAIN AMOUNT, YOU'RE LIKE, "WHO CARES 3,000, 3 MILLION." 477 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:16,529 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, IT'S-- YOU-- 478 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,132 Jimmy: NO, IN A GOOD WAY. YOUR EYES CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT 479 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,567 Jimmy: YOU CAN'T SEE FURTHER THAN THAT? YES 480 00:28:20,567 --> 00:28:22,268 Jimmy: WHEN I DID STAND-UP-- THIS IS BACK IN THE DAY WHEN PEOPLE WERE ALLOWED TO 481 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,737 SMOKE IN STAND-UP, IN COMEDY CLUBS. LIGHTS 482 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:27,040 SO, ALL YOU SAW WERE, MAYBE-- TWO PEOPLE. Jimmy: A ROW? 483 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,843 TWO PEOPLE YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH 484 00:28:29,843 --> 00:28:32,379 YEAH. Jimmy: AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, I CAN DO THIS. 485 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,447 RIGHT, YEAH Jimmy: YEAH THEN THEY BANNED SMOKING, AND 486 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:36,082 ALL OF A SUDDEN, LIKE, "THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE? LIKE-- THIS IS LIKE, "WOW 487 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:39,486 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. THIS IS CRAZY. BRINGING THE HAZE 488 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:42,322 THAT'S WHAT-- THERE'S SO MUCH HAZE Jimmy: YEAH 489 00:28:42,322 --> 00:28:45,058 "I WANT THE HAZE." YOU WANT THAT, YEAH. BUT THIS IS-- THIS IS A GIANT 490 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:46,926 THING. YOU'RE OPPOSITE KEANU REEVES YEAH. 491 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,595 Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE IN AND YOU'RE-- DUDE, YOU CARRY THE FILM WITH KEANU, RIGHT 492 00:28:48,595 --> 00:28:53,466 I MEAN, YOU'RE AMAZING IN IT DO YOU GET-- WAS HE-- WHAT WAS HE LIKE WHEN YOU GET THERE 493 00:28:53,466 --> 00:28:55,335 DO YOU GO LIKE, "OH, I JUST DON'T WANT TO FLUB MY LINES. I WANT TO DO - 494 00:28:55,335 --> 00:28:57,170 YEAH, I MEAN-- SO WE HAD, LIKE, FIVE WEEKS OF TRAINING BEFORE THE FIVE WEEKS OF 495 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,838 SHOOTING, WHICH IS ALL AT NIGHTTIME, BY THE WAY. SO, IT'S - 496 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,007 Jimmy: IT IS. YEAH. OH, I MEAN, IF YOU SEE ANY OF 497 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:04,411 THE ACTION SCENES IN THE MOVIES, THEY'RE USUALLY SHOT 1:00 A.M. TO 5:00 A.M. 498 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:09,649 [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? YEAH. 499 00:29:09,649 --> 00:29:11,518 Jimmy: SO, WHAT'S YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE LIKE? IT'S 8:00 A.M. TO 1:00 P.M. 500 00:29:11,518 --> 00:29:16,022 Jimmy: WOW, SO YOU'RE A A VAMPIRE. YEAH. 501 00:29:16,022 --> 00:29:19,826 Jimmy: YEAH HONESTLY, WE WERE WEARING SUNGLASSES ON THE WAY HOME SO 502 00:29:19,826 --> 00:29:22,328 WE WOULDN'T GET ANY SUNLIGHT Jimmy: WOW. YEAH. 503 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,364 AND ALL OF OUR SKIN ON A BIT GRAY Jimmy: IT DID 504 00:29:24,364 --> 00:29:28,068 IT'S NOT-- LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU ARE CLIMATIZED TO IT YOU TRY AND, YOU KNOW, ADJUST 505 00:29:28,068 --> 00:29:32,038 YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE. BUT YOU NEED VITAMIN D LIKE, EVERYONE GOES A BIT 506 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:34,374 CRAZY. Jimmy: BUT YOU LOOK SO-- EVERYONE LOOKS SO COOL 507 00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:35,875 IT'S SO STYLIZED, AND THE MOVIE IS AWESOME I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KNOW THE 508 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,877 "JOHN WICK," IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, BUT IT HAS EVERYTHING THE LIGHTING, THE DIRECTION IS 509 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,146 SO GOOD. OH, IT'S AMAZING. YEAH 510 00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:41,614 Jimmy: HOW DID THE DIRECTOR KNOW THAT YOU'RE RIGHT FOR THIS PART 511 00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,650 OH, MY-- SO, IT'S HONESTLY LIKE A HOLLYWOOD MIRACLE, LIKE, FAIRY TALE STORY, BECAUSE-- 512 00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:46,386 Jimmy: I LOVE THESE STORIES SO BASICALLY, I HAD JUST FINISHED WRITING MY SECOND 513 00:29:46,386 --> 00:29:49,456 ALBUM, NOT FULLY, BUT THE BULK OF IT. Jimmy: YEAH 514 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,858 AND I WAS-- I WAS HAVING A A CREATIVE BLOCK BEFORE THAT SO, IT WAS LIKE, KIND OF-- IT 515 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:59,632 WAS AMAZING THAT I MET-- MANAGED TO WRITE MOST OF IT IN TWO MONTHS 516 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,901 AND NEVER IN MY SCHEDULE HAVE I EVER HAD A COUPLE MONTHS FREE. BUT BECAUSE I HAD FINISHED THAT 517 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,536 BLOCK OF WORK, THERE WAS A A COUPLE OF MONTHS FREE AFTER THAT 518 00:30:03,536 --> 00:30:07,173 Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN I JUST RANDOMLY GET A CALL FROM CHAD STAHELSKI 519 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:09,642 HE WANTS TO SPEAK WITH ME. I'M LIKE, "WHY THE [ BLEEP ] DOES HE WANT TO SPEAK WITH ME? 520 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:14,047 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY WHY DOES DIRECTOR OF 521 00:30:14,047 --> 00:30:16,549 "JOHN WICK" WANT TO SPEAK WITH ME FOR Jimmy: YEAH 522 00:30:16,549 --> 00:30:20,153 RIGHT Jimmy: I THINK "GREAT." I WOULD TAKE THE CALL. 523 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:23,023 I TOOK THE CALL Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. 524 00:30:23,023 --> 00:30:25,091 Jimmy: YOU GO, "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? AND THEN HE WAS LIKE-- 525 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:27,494 "YEAH, YEAH. WHAT YOU WANT? WHAT YOU WANT? 526 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,996 [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I SPOKE WITH HIM, AND HE WAS LIKE, "SO, I'VE BEEN TRYING 527 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,198 TO CAST THIS ROLE," AND HE, YOU KNOW, DESCRIBED THE CHARACTER. AND "WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE 528 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,067 NEXT THREE MONTHS? Jimmy: THAT-- JUST LIKE THAT 529 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:40,507 JUST LIKE THAT. Jimmy: BUT DID HE KNOW THAT YOU-- YOU CAN FIGHT AND-- AND 530 00:30:40,507 --> 00:30:41,875 KICK, AND RUN AROUND, AND FLIP, AND ROLL, AND SHOOT ARROWS AND-- 531 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:44,210 HE DIDN'T, AND I DIDN'T Jimmy: OKAY, PERFECT. [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,513 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. SO-- Jimmy: 'CAUSE - 533 00:30:46,513 --> 00:30:47,947 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THERE WAS-- THERE WAS A A CONSPIRACY 534 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:53,520 Jimmy: UH-HUH IT WAS MY CONSPIRACY. BECAUSE I'D-- SO, I CO-DIRECT 535 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,655 SOME OF MY VIDEOS, AND I WRITE SOME OF MY VIDEOS AS WELL. SO, I WROTE INTO MY VIDEOS THE 536 00:30:55,655 --> 00:30:57,157 FACT THAT I'LL BE, LIKE, ACTING AS A CHARACTER SO, THERE'S A VIDEO CALLED 537 00:30:57,157 --> 00:31:02,896 "XS," WHERE I'M ACTING LIKE A ROBOT. AND I'M BREAKING DOWN. 538 00:31:02,896 --> 00:31:05,432 Jimmy: YEAH AND THERE'S A-- THERE'S A VIDEO CALLED "BAD FRIEND" 539 00:31:05,432 --> 00:31:06,966 WHERE I'M LOOKING LIKE A A JAPANESE SALARYMAN AND DOING A FIGHT SCENE. 540 00:31:06,966 --> 00:31:14,607 Jimmy: YEAH SO HONESTLY, I WAS THINKING, "YOU KNOW WHAT 541 00:31:14,607 --> 00:31:16,509 IF I'VE GOT THIS BUDGET TO DO A MUSIC VIDEO, I'M GOING TO ALSO MAKE IT MY ACTING 542 00:31:16,509 --> 00:31:18,645 PORTFOLIO. Jimmy: YEAH YEAH 543 00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:20,513 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO GET IT-- SMART. 544 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:30,357 SO SMART AND IT WORKED BECAUSE HE SAID, "I'VE BEEN 545 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,092 WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS KEANU AND I WATCHED YOUR 'BAD FRIEND' VIDEO AND 'XS' VIDEO 546 00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:33,793 AND WERE SO IMPRESSED, BECAUSE CLEARLY, YOU DO STUNTS." BECAUSE I DID FIGHTING IN "BAD 547 00:31:33,793 --> 00:31:35,362 FRIEND." Jimmy: YEAH "AND CLEARLY YOU CAN ACT IN 548 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:37,897 'XS.'" Jimmy: YEAH AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE FUNNY IN 549 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:40,633 SOME OF YOUR VIDEOS AS WELL. THANK YOU Jimmy: WHICH THAT'LL BE THE 550 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:43,570 NEXT MOVIE YOU DO. YOU DO A COMEDY. OH, THAT WOULD BE SICK. 551 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,840 I'D DO THAT. Jimmy: RIGHT? IT'S HARD THOUGH. 552 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,709 COMEDY'S HARD. Jimmy: EH [ LAUGHTER ] 553 00:31:49,709 --> 00:31:51,878 "EH." Jimmy: YOU CRUSH IT SO AWESOMELY IN THIS. 554 00:31:51,878 --> 00:31:53,646 YOU'RE COMING OUT-- AGAIN, BOW AND ARROW, BOW AND ARROW, FLIPPING, ROLLING, KICKING, 555 00:31:53,646 --> 00:31:59,919 EVERYTHING, THEN USE THE ARROW YEAH. Jimmy: STABBING PEOPLE WITH 556 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:05,058 YOUR ARROW-- YOUR BOW YEP, DOING THE SPLITS Jimmy: HOW MUCH TRAINING 557 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:08,828 GOES INTO ALL THIS STUFF 'CAUSE IT'S YOU, RIGHT YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 558 00:32:08,828 --> 00:32:12,532 IT WAS FIVE WEEKS OF TRAINING. Jimmy: YEAH WHICH IS NOT ENOUGH 559 00:32:12,532 --> 00:32:14,501 Jimmy: NO AND THEN THE FIRST WEEK, THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, WE'RE JUST 560 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,469 GOING TO DO SOME DRILLS JUST TO GET YOU WARMED UP. Jimmy: YEAH 561 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:21,941 AND I-- I THINK IT WAS HONESTLY THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING 562 00:32:21,941 --> 00:32:25,879 I DID A MOVE THAT WE-- YOU JUST DODGE UNDERNEATH LIKE - LIKE, YOU'RE IN A SQUAT 563 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:27,947 POSITION, AND YOU JUST DODGE LIKE THIS. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S - 564 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,883 AND THEN LIKE THIS. LIKE THIS. Jimmy: YEAH, I WOULD THROW 565 00:32:29,883 --> 00:32:34,621 MY BACK OUT AND BE OUT FOR-- I'M NOT DOING IT OKAY, LISTEN. 566 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:36,890 SO, I THREW MY BACK OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: GUY'S LIKE, "WHO CAST 567 00:32:36,890 --> 00:32:38,792 HER? FIRST DAY Jimmy: YEAH, FIRST DAY? 568 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:41,428 YEAH, FIRST DAY HOW-- Jimmy: SO YOU DON'T TELL 569 00:32:41,428 --> 00:32:43,463 ANYBODY, RIGHT HOW EMBARR-- NO, I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. 570 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,765 Jimmy: OF COURSE NOT. BUT THEN-- SO, I PINCHED I NERVE. 571 00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:47,634 Jimmy: SO, YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, JOHN." SO, I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF 572 00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:49,169 YOU HAVE PINCHED A NERVE BEFORE [ LAUGHTER ] 573 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,137 WHAT IT DOES IS-- Jimmy: IT'S TERRIBLE.-- IT GRABS THE MUSCLES 574 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:57,143 AROUND YOUR NERVE. AND IT SHRINKS IT. SO, I WAS TRYING TO HIDE IT. 575 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,546 BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS, MY SPINE STARTED GOING LIKE THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 576 00:32:59,546 --> 00:33:02,716 SO, I WAS WALKING LIKE THIS. Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE-- AND IT WAS JUST-- AND THEN 577 00:33:02,716 --> 00:33:04,351 I WAS LIKE, "NO, NOTH-- IT'S ABSOLUTELY FINE. I'M NOT IN PAIN. 578 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,052 NO Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYONE WAS LIKE - 579 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:08,121 YEAH "I'M FINE Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "RINA, 580 00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:10,156 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU'RE LIKE, "JOHN." YEAH. 581 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,058 YOU'RE LIT-- YOUR SPINE IS LITERALLY LIKE THIS. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 582 00:33:12,058 --> 00:33:13,860 YEAH. AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU NEED TO GO GET SOME HELP." 583 00:33:13,860 --> 00:33:16,596 Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 584 00:33:16,596 --> 00:33:19,232 Jimmy: AND THEN, BY THE END OF IT, DID YOU GET SO INTO IT? YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THIS IS MY 585 00:33:19,232 --> 00:33:21,935 SECOND CALLING NOW I WANT TO GET INTO, LIKE - I WOULD LOVE TO DO MORE 586 00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:23,603 Jimmy: YOU WOULD? I WOULD LOVE TO DO-- IT'S THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER 587 00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:25,905 DONE, BUT I'D LOVE TO DO MORE. Jimmy: YOU COULDN'T HAVE CRUSHED IT HARDER, BUD 588 00:33:25,905 --> 00:33:28,608 THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COULDN'T HAVE CRUSHED 589 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:30,076 IT HARDER. THANK YOU Jimmy: WELL, WELL, WELL 590 00:33:30,076 --> 00:33:31,778 DONE THANK YOU Jimmy: HOW DO WE SET UP WHAT 591 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,313 THE MOVIE'S ABOUT WITHOUT SPOILING "JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4" 592 00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:36,282 THIS IS-- THIS IS THE WEIRD THING ABOUT PROMOTING A MOVIE VERSUS PROMOTING MUSIC 593 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:39,219 Jimmy: MM YEAH, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE MUSIC. 594 00:33:39,219 --> 00:33:51,898 BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE MUSIC. YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE 595 00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:54,200 Jimmy: YEAH SO I'M CONSTANTLY LIKE, "AM I SPOILING?" 596 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,635 OKAY, BUT, THE-- MY CHARACTER-- [ BUZZER IMITATION ] 597 00:33:55,635 --> 00:33:57,804 RIGHT. Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT 598 00:33:57,804 --> 00:34:00,206 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THAT'S IT Jimmy: CAN'T SAY THAT 599 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,641 LIONSGATE-- I'M GONE Jimmy: LET'S TRY IT A A DIFFERENT WAY. 600 00:34:01,641 --> 00:34:04,044 YEAH. Jimmy: WELL, I THINK WE'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THAT, WHAT JOHN 601 00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,346 IS DOING JOHN IS TRYING TO-- JOHN'S KILLING MORE PEOPLE. 602 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:08,615 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS-- 603 00:34:08,615 --> 00:34:11,785 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS, THERE'S-- THERE'S NUNCHUCKS 604 00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:13,653 THERE'S THROWING STARS OUT OF CONTROL. Jimmy: THERE'S EVERYTHING 605 00:34:13,653 --> 00:34:16,056 YOU HAVE NEVER THOUGHT YOU GO, "OH, MY GOD. THERE'S HORSES - 606 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,058 YEAH. Jimmy:-- IN THE FIRST TEN-- 607 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:21,528 HORSE-- HORSEBACK ALL FROM ONE DEAD DOG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 608 00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:23,930 Jimmy: ALL FROM ONE-- DON'T MESS WITH SOMEONE'S DOG. ONE DEAD DOG. 609 00:34:23,930 --> 00:34:26,332 THAT'S TRUE. Jimmy: DON'T MESS WITH SOMEONE'S PET. 610 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:29,069 I GET IT. I'VE GOT A DOG Jimmy: YEAH 611 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:31,271 I TOTALLY GET IT. Jimmy: DON'T MESS WITH THAT YEAH, THAT'S - 612 00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:32,839 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EXACTLY. THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO SET IT 613 00:34:32,839 --> 00:34:34,741 UP YEAH. Jimmy: DON'T MESS WITH 614 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:37,177 SOMEONE'S DOG. YEAH. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A 615 00:34:37,177 --> 00:34:38,812 A CLIP HERE'S RINA SAWAYAMA IN "JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4. 616 00:34:38,812 --> 00:34:39,312 HERE'S RINA SAWAYAMA IN "JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4. TAKE A LOOK. 617 00:34:39,713 --> 00:34:41,414 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] 618 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,416 IF THEY FIND YOU HERE, THE TABLE WILL KILL MY FATHER, ME, EVERYONE, BECAUSE YOU BROKE THE 619 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:55,628 RULES. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC 620 00:34:55,628 --> 00:35:10,076 [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] YOU ARMED Jimmy: YEAH 621 00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:14,447 ARE YOU KIDDING ME [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE RINA SAWAYAMA! 622 00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:18,651 "JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4" IS IN THEATERS AND iMAX MARCH 24th WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 623 00:35:18,651 --> 00:35:21,654 STAND-UP FROM NORE DAVIS STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 624 00:35:21,654 --> 00:35:45,412 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST HAS HIS COMEDY SPECIAL, "NORI," 625 00:35:45,412 --> 00:35:54,587 AVAILABLE NOW ON SPOTIFY PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, NORE DAVIS 626 00:35:56,756 --> 00:36:00,193 ♪ HEY WHAT'S UP? 627 00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:06,866 THANK YOU, THANK YOU ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS BEFORE IT'S MY 628 00:36:06,866 --> 00:36:10,036 BEDTIME, 'CAUSE I'M TIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU IN 30 AND AFTER 629 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:12,305 10:00 P.M., YOUR BODY'S IN LOW POWER MODE [ LAUGHTER ] 630 00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:14,074 IT'S LIKE, IT'S SOMETHING LIKE I GREW THIS JANITOR IN ME. HE'S LIKE, "OH, THESE LIGHTS 631 00:36:14,074 --> 00:36:18,445 SHOULD BE OFF. "BUT WAIT, I'M DRIVING." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 632 00:36:18,445 --> 00:36:21,614 "THAT'S TOO MUCH ELECTRICITY, YOUNG MAN. YOU SHOULD BE IN BED 633 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:27,387 THAT IS TOO MUCH [ LAUGHTER ] TOO MUCH." 634 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,055 BUT ONLY THING THAT REALLY KEEPS ME UP, IS LIKE I LOVE WATCHING MY MOVIE FRANCHISE. 635 00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:31,558 "JURASSIC PARK," I LOVE THOSE FILMS. [ CHEERS ] 636 00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:35,061 YEAH YEAH BECAUSE IT REALLY MAKES WHITE 637 00:36:35,061 --> 00:36:41,501 PEOPLE BELIEVE DINOSAURS WOULD'VE BEEN THEIR PETS [ LAUGHTER ] 638 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:43,737 THEY HIT THEM WITH THAT CHRIS-- THAT CHRIS PRATT PALM, "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, 639 00:36:43,737 --> 00:36:45,872 BLUE HEY, YOU KNOW ME [ LAUGHTER ] 640 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:52,879 HEY, HEY." IT'S LIKE, REPTILES DON'T LISTEN 641 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,681 I'VE NEVER SEEN A WHITE PERSON WALKING A KOMODO DRAGON. BUT IT'S LIKE, "HEY, HEY, HEY, 642 00:36:54,681 --> 00:36:59,552 HEY. YOU KNOW ME. AND THE RAPTOR STOPS, LIKE, 643 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:03,923 "OH, YOU LUCKY I LOVE 'PARKS AND RECREATION.' [ LAUGHTER ] 644 00:37:03,923 --> 00:37:09,062 YOU LUCKY-- I'LL SEE YOU LATER, STAR-LORD." [ LAUGHTER ] 645 00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:15,902 HE COMES BACK. CAPITALISM GONNA CAP, BABY BUT LIKE, HOW LONG ARE WE GOING 646 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:21,608 TO KEEP DOING THIS HIERARCHY WORKING CLASS, POOR, RICH, WEALTHY. 647 00:37:21,608 --> 00:37:23,209 IT'S LIKE A GAME, BUT IT'S OUR REAL LIVES THE WEALTHY AND RICH ARE 648 00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:26,646 PLAYING MONOPOLY WORKING CLASS AND POOR, WE'RE PLAYING TROUBLE. 649 00:37:26,646 --> 00:37:35,488 [ LAUGHTER ] POP, POP, $6 THAT'S ALL I CAN DO TODAY. 650 00:37:35,488 --> 00:37:41,828 POP, POP, TWO? I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE [ LAUGHTER ] 651 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:47,067 I'VE GOT TO WAIT FOR A SIX [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE THE WEALTHY, THEY 652 00:37:47,067 --> 00:37:54,741 HAVE THE MONEY JUST PRINT THE MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] 653 00:37:54,741 --> 00:37:56,810 YOU HAVE IT. JUST, LIKE, COMMAND P. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT. 654 00:37:56,810 --> 00:37:58,511 IT NEVER CHANGED, NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE. BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT A 655 00:37:58,511 --> 00:38:05,251 A POLITICIAN I'M JUST AN ARIES. THAT'S ALL I KNOW. 656 00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:07,821 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO GET RID OF GENERATIONAL TRAUMA WITHIN MY 657 00:38:07,821 --> 00:38:11,891 FAMILY, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'M A MILLENNIAL, AND I WAS RAISED BY BABY BOOMER PARENTS 658 00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:14,194 AND YOU KNOW THAT WE WAS THEIR PROPERTY YOU KNOW THAT SAYING, "I 659 00:38:14,194 --> 00:38:19,232 BROUGHT YOU IN THIS WORLD, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT." WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT'S 660 00:38:19,232 --> 00:38:27,540 A GOOD INVESTMENT? [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL MILLENNIALS 661 00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:31,111 HAVE TRAUMA FROM THEIR PARENTS, BECAUSE WHEN THEY TALK TO THEIR FRIENDS THEY CALL THEM BY THEIR 662 00:38:31,111 --> 00:38:34,080 FIRST NAME "HEY, HOW'S YOUR MOM?" "WHO, JACKIE 663 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:41,054 [ LAUGHTER ] SHE ALL RIGHT. STILL JUDGING. 664 00:38:41,054 --> 00:38:46,893 THEY HAVE SO MUCH TRAUMA, BUT I GIVE THEM GRACE. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THERAPY JUST 665 00:38:46,893 --> 00:38:48,962 CAME OUT IN 2020 THEY MISSED IT [ LAUGHTER ] 666 00:38:48,962 --> 00:38:54,200 IT JUST CAME OUT IT'S SO HARD LIKE, YOU EVER TELL A BABY 667 00:38:54,200 --> 00:39:00,340 BOOMER YOU LOVE THEM "I LOVE YOU. THEY START MALFUNCTIONING. 668 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:03,376 "LOVE? IT WAS MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY THE OTHER DAY. 669 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:06,880 I WAS LIKE, "HEY, DAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY." HE WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. 670 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,182 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT? NOT EVEN LIKE A COOL, "ALL 671 00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:13,153 RIGHT. IT WAS LIKE A PRISONER TELLING THE GUARD, LIKE, "HEY, HAPPY 672 00:39:13,153 --> 00:39:17,824 BIRTHDAY." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. BACK TO YOUR CELL. 673 00:39:17,824 --> 00:39:22,228 GET BACK IN THERE. SO, THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS DO, LIKE, AN OUTWARD LOVE 674 00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:26,466 EXPRESSION TOWARDS MY CHILD. LIKE, HE'S GENERATION ALPHA. AND, YOU KNOW, SO WITH A 675 00:39:26,466 --> 00:39:32,472 A MILLENNIAL, THEY ARE NOT OUR PROPERTY THEY ARE CONTENT 676 00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:37,277 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT "GET TO WORK!" 677 00:39:37,277 --> 00:39:40,880 "DAD, I'M HUNGRY." "YOU GO VIRAL, YOU EAT [ LAUGHTER ] 678 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,416 WHEN YOU GO VIRAL, YOU'LL EAT. COME ON, LET'S GO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 679 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,352 I'M NORE DAVIS THANK YOU SO MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 680 00:39:45,352 --> 00:39:57,931 ♪ Jimmy: NORE DAVIS "NORI" IS AVAILABLE ON SPOTIFY 681 00:39:57,931 --> 00:40:19,285 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 682 00:40:19,285 --> 00:40:26,593 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, ZACHARY LEVI, RINA SAWAYAMA, NORE DAVIS, BY 683 00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,361 THE WAY KILLED IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE KILLED IT. 684 00:40:28,361 --> 00:40:30,663 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 685 00:40:30,663 --> 00:40:32,766 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. CONGRATS, BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE