1 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,642 WHAT'S UP, BUD WHAT'S UP, BUDDY. 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,479 Jimmy: BIG SHOW TONIGHT BIG "GOOD BURGER 2" ANNOUNCEMENT 3 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,647 WHERE'S KEL? I DON'T KNOW. I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO COME IN 4 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:19,252 RIGHT NOW. OOH, YEAH KEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 5 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:22,088 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE KENAN AND KEL ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW," NOT "KENAN AND ED. 6 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:25,258 RIGHT, JIMMY JIMMY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING 7 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:29,963 Jimmy: UH, WAIT [ CHEERS ] IF YOU'RE ED, THEN WHO AM I? 8 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:35,201 UH, JED Jimmy: NO UH, DAD 9 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:41,341 Jimmy: SON? WELL, NOW THAT MY KID'S HERE, CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME START THE 10 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,943 SHOW SURE. SURE. 11 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:48,114 Together: WELCOME TO "GOOD BURGER 2," HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER TWO 12 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:55,755 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER TWO? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:59,025 ♪ Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 14 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:05,265 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 15 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,335 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - KENAN THOMPSON AND 16 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:12,706 KEL MITCHELL PADMA LAKSHMI, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 17 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:20,914 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1817 18 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:26,753 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 19 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:54,881 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 20 00:01:54,881 --> 00:01:58,385 WELCOME, EVERYONE. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. 21 00:01:58,385 --> 00:02:03,189 YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING 22 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:06,926 I WANT TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY TO YOU THERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 23 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:12,699 ♪ YEP, ST. PATRICK'S IS A MAJOR HOLIDAY. 24 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:15,669 IN FACT, ALL OF THE BANKS WERE CLOSED TODAY, ALTHOUGH THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 25 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:19,806 ST. PATRICK'S DAY. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT 26 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,342 THIS FOLLOWING THE RECENT BANK CRASHES, PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS 27 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:27,814 ASKED CONGRESS FOR MORE AUTHORITY TO PUNISH BANK EXECUTIVES 28 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:30,517 THEN BERNIE SANDERS PICKED UP SOME BRASS KNUCKLES AND SAID, "OR I CAN JUST HANDLE IT 29 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:35,355 MYSELF." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BIDEN'S HAD IT, HE-- IT'S LIKE 30 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:39,159 THAT MOVIE DETECTIVE WHO PUTS HIS BADGE IN THE DRAWER AND GOES, "I'M NOT A COP TONIGHT." 31 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:43,763 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, BIDEN ISN'T MESSING AROUND, APPARENTLY HE WANTS TO 32 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:46,833 PUNISH THE BANK'S CEOs BY CHAINING ALL THEIR PENS TO THE DESK 33 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:51,504 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME MORE BIG NEWS, I READ THAT LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES ARE 34 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:56,109 PREPARING FOR THE POSSIBILITY THAT AS EARLY AS NEXT WEEK, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP COULD BE 35 00:02:56,109 --> 00:03:02,682 INDICTED [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHICH IS WHY TRUMP IS CURRENTLY 36 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:07,053 PACKING FOR SPRING BREAK IN SWITZERLAND. [ LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,889 I THINK EVEN TRUMP KNOWS IT'S COMING BECAUSE TODAY HE WAS WALKING AROUND IN A GREEN SHIRT 38 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,726 THAT SAID, "KISS ME, I'M INDICTED." [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,662 AT THIS POINT, TRUMP HAS SO MANY LEGAL PROBLEMS, EVERYONE'S FILLING OUT BRACKETS FOR WHICH 40 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:18,732 ONE FINALLY GETS HIM [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE, "STORMY DANIELS 41 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:21,067 VERSUS GEORGIA ELECTION TAMPERING. I DON'T KNOW 42 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:24,104 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? ACCORDING TO A NEW POLL, 49% OF 43 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:29,075 AMERICANS WOULD SUPPORT BANNING TIKTOK [ AUDIENCE OOHS 44 00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:32,612 YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HALF. AND APPARENTLY EVEN PEOPLE ON TIKTOK ARE SPLIT ON WHETHER TO 45 00:03:32,612 --> 00:03:36,082 BAN THE APP. Steve: REALLY [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,318 Jimmy: I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR WHY. 47 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:39,352 FOR EXAMPLE, THIS USER DOESN'T WANT TO BAN TIKTOK 48 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:45,291 [ CHEERS ] 49 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,093 Jimmy: YEAH, WHILE THIS USER DOES 50 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:57,337 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HERE'S ANOTHER 51 00:03:57,337 --> 00:04:00,106 EXAMPLE. 52 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:00,140 THIS USER DOESN'T WANT TO BAN TIKTOK 53 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,877 [ GIGGLING ] Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THIS USER 54 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:04,277 Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THIS USER DOES 55 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:10,784 YO. 56 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:17,757 YOU TOOK THE WHOLE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE WHOLE THING-- 57 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:21,294 HE'S STILL IN THE SLIDE. Steve: STILL THE SLIDE. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, 58 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,563 HE'S LIVING IN THERE YEAH 59 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:24,197 THEN FINALLY, THIS USER DOESN'T WANT TO BAN TIKTOK 60 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,268 ONE, TWO, THREE 61 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,536 Jimmy: YEAH, WHILE THIS USER DOES 62 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:37,444 CHEERS. CHEERS. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 63 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:46,086 Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, MARCH 64 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:49,589 MADNESS IS IN FULL SWING AND ONE OF THE BIG UPSETS SO FAR WAS 15 SEED PRINCETON KNOCKING 65 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:56,096 OFF NUMBER TWO ARIZONA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE EVERYONE-- EVERYONE AT 66 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:59,532 PRINCETON WAS ACTING PRETTY COCKY AND THAT WAS EVEN BEFORE THE GAME STARTED 67 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:02,936 Steve: OH [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SOME BUSINESS NEWS, I 68 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:06,439 SAW THAT IKEA HAS RECALLED THOUSANDS OF MIRRORS BECAUSE THEY COULD FALL AND CUT PEOPLE 69 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:12,645 [ LAUGHTER ] HONESTLY, CUSTOMERS SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING BECAUSE THE 70 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:16,383 NAME OF THE MIRROR IS "FALLUNCUTU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 71 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:23,156 THAT'S - "FALLUNCUTU. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 72 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,892 YOU GUYS, GET THIS, 7-ELEVEN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE LAUNCHING A HUGE NEW ELECTRIC 73 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:31,231 VEHICLE CHARGING NETWORK IT'S PERFECT IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN AT 7-ELEVEN AND THOUGHT, 74 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:38,338 "I WANT TO STAY HERE FOR 60 MINUTES." [ LAUGHTER ] 75 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:42,609 I'M GOING TO STAY HERE FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES IT SOUNDS HI-TECH, BUT ALL THEY 76 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:44,577 DO IS PLUG YOUR TESLA INTO THE HOT DOG ROLLER [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:48,615 Steve: REALLY Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU FILL YOUR CAR UP AT 7-ELEVEN, 78 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,817 THEN AN HOUR LATER THE CAR GETS HEARTBURN. [ LAUGHTER ] 79 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:54,320 IT'S INTERESTING GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS, ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, HORSEBACK 80 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:59,125 RIDING COULD ACTUALLY HELP EASE BACK PAIN. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 81 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:06,232 UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU'RE THE HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,835 FINALLY, YOU GUYS, I'M VERY EXCITED. IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY TODAY 83 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:12,672 I MEAN THIS IS A BIG DEAL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT, BUT - 84 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:16,276 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BUT I'M GOING TO SAY, EVERY YEAR, PEOPLE FOCUS TOO MUCH ON 85 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:19,446 THE STEREOTYPES AND NOT ENOUGH ON WHAT MAKES REALLY ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND IRELAND 86 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:23,817 SO SPECIAL AND TO SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN, I ACTUALLY WROTE A LITTLE SONG 87 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,754 ROOTS, CAN I GET A NOTE? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 88 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:32,559 ♪ OH, THE 17th OF MARCH IS HERE, THE DAY HAS GOT ME THINKIN 89 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:38,698 ST. PATTY'S DAY IN IRELAND ♪ ♪ SO MUCH MORE THAN DRINKIN THE CLIFFS OF MOHE 90 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:41,968 ARE GORGEOUS IF GREA HEIGHTS YOU DO NOT FEAR ♪ ♪ A LOVELY PLACE TO SEE 91 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:47,440 THE VIEW AND CRACK A ICED COLD WATER ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:50,944 ♪ GO AND SEE TH BLARNEY STONE AN KISS IF IT YOU'RE FRISKY 93 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,114 THEN WASH YOUR MOUTH ♪ ♪ OUT WITH A GIANT SHOT O IRISH LA CROIX ♪ 94 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:58,151 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ THERE ARE NO SNAKES O EMERALD ISLE, NO CREEP 95 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:02,522 CRAWLY, SCALIE SO JUST RELAX ♪ ♪ ENJOY SOME COFFEE 96 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:06,659 MIXED WITH CREAMY OAT MILK ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ PICK A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER 97 00:07:06,659 --> 00:07:11,598 HIDDEN UNDERNEATH A SHRU THEN SHOW IT OFF TO ALL YOUR MATES DOWN AT THE LOCAL ♪ 98 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:14,534 ♪ LIBRARY ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ TO DUBLIN OR TO GALWAY IF 99 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:19,673 YOU WANT TO SEE A SIGH AND WATCH TWO OLD ME ARGUE 'TIL IT TURNS INTO ♪ 100 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:29,416 ♪ A CORDIAL ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR DIFFERENCES ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 101 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:34,654 ♪ NOW MY TUNE IS OVER TIME TO CLIMB INTO ME BUNK THAT'S ALL TO SAY TH 102 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,724 ST. PATRICK'S DAY ♪ ♪ SCREW I LET'S GET DRUNK ♪ 103 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,893 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 104 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:44,264 KENAN THOMPSON, KEL MITCHELL ARE HERE PADMA LAKSHMI IS JOINING US. 105 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,666 STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH "THANK YOU NOTES. 106 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,302 COME ON BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 107 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:58,812 ♪ I SEE A MICROPHONE. 108 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:01,281 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I SEE TWO MICROPHONES! OH 109 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:24,637 EVERYBODY. HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 110 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:35,482 CELEBRATION! ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD ♪ ♪ 111 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:43,056 Audience: WOO-HOO ♪ Jimmy: NO, NO 112 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:46,059 WE CAN'T BUT IT IS ST. PADDY'S DAY. Steve: WHAT 113 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:54,934 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU FEEL IT. ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO 114 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:58,104 Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:00,507 KENAN AND KEL ARE HERE Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 116 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:08,915 ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO Jimmy: PADMA LAKSHMI'S HERE 117 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:17,123 Steve: WHAT ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO 118 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:20,493 Jimmy: AND WE'RE ABOUT TO DO "THANK YOU NOTES" RIGHT NOW. ♪ 119 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:27,200 Audience: WOO-HOO Jimmy: JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, 120 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:35,041 PLEASE ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO 121 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:39,079 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,047 THAT SHOULD BE OUR NEW THEME SONG Steve: YEAH, THAT'S IT. 123 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,783 Jimmy: KOOL AND THE GANG. Steve: COME ON. Jimmy: I LOVE KOOL AND THE 124 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:47,287 GANG I WAS ALWAYS-- BUT KOOL IS NOT THE LEAD SINGER. 125 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:51,324 Questlove: BASS PLAYER. Jimmy: YEAH, SO, KOOL AND THE GANG, IT'S REALLY LIKE - 126 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,959 Steve: IS THE GANG THE LEAD SINGER Jimmy: HE'S PART OF THE GANG 127 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,328 ALMOST Steve: REALLY Jimmy: YOU WOULD THINK HE'S 128 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,130 THE GANG Steve: YOU WOULD THINK KOOL AND THE GANG 129 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:01,701 Jimmy: NO, JAMES TAYLOR Questlove: J.T. TAYLOR. Jimmy: NOT JAMES TAYLOR 130 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,670 Steve: NO Jimmy: NO Steve: NO, THAT'S A 131 00:10:03,670 --> 00:10:05,972 A DIFFERENT-- Jimmy: JAMES TAYLOR ONCE SANG WITH KOOL AND THE GANG. 132 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,608 IT DID NOT WORK. Steve: NO DID NOT WORK AT ALL. 133 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,011 VERY MELLOW. IT WAS A VERY MELLOW AND THE GANG 134 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:16,816 ♪ WE'RE GOING TO CELEBRAT GOOD TIMES ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE 135 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:27,827 GOOD TIMES ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE ♪ 136 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:38,538 ♪ WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE THE GOOD TIMES ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 137 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,073 Questlove: BROUGHT A TEAR TO YOUR EYE Jimmy: THAT WAS 138 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,941 ORIGINALLY-- THAT WAS ORIGINALLY-- KOOL AND THE GANG WAS-- JAMES TAYLOR WAS IN KOOL 139 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:47,313 AND THE GANG THEN THEY REPLACED HIM WITH JAMES "J.T." TAYLOR. 140 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:50,583 Steve: OH, I SEE. NOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE? Jimmy: NO 141 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:53,420 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WAS NEVER IN KOOL AND THE GANG. Steve: WAS HE 142 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,923 ARE YOU SURE Jimmy: NO, BUT JAMES TAYLOR DID SING WITH-- 143 00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:00,527 Steve: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. Jimmy: YEAH ♪ YOU MAY HATE ME 144 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:09,803 BUT IT AIN'T NO LIE ♪ ♪ BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE ♪ 145 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:16,810 ♪ YOU MAY HATE ME THAT'S NO LIE ♪ ♪ BYE BYE BYE BYE 146 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,080 BYE BYE BYE BYE ♪ Jimmy: HE ADDED TWO OTHER "BYES. 147 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:25,118 Steve: HE ADDED THREE MORE-- TWO MORE BYES. Jimmy: IT WAS FOUR BYES 148 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,388 YEAH, WHEN JAMES TAYLOR PLAYED WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE-- HE ACTUALLY WAS IN 'NSYNC 149 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,791 Steve: RIGHT. Jimmy: YEAH ♪ YOU MAY HATE ME 150 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:45,905 BUT IT AIN'T NO LI BYE BYE BYE ♪ ♪ CAN'T STOP THE FEELIN 151 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:50,810 CAN'T STOP THE FEELING OH NO, NO, NO ♪ ♪ CAN'T STOP THE FEELIN 152 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:55,181 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES ♪ Jimmy: HE DID A MASH UP Steve: YEAH 153 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,118 AND THEN HE BROUGHT SEXY BACK TOO, DIDN'T HE [ LAUGHTER ] 154 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:07,861 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN AND I PUT ON MY SHIRT ♪ 155 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:17,370 ♪ AND I PUT ON MY PANTS AND THEN I PUT ON MY SHOES ♪ ♪ I'M BRINGING SEXY BAC 156 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:23,710 OH YEAH MY, MY, MY ♪ ♪ I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES ♪ 157 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:31,685 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Steve: HE BROUGHT IT BACK Jimmy: YEAH, HE BROUGHT 158 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,319 EVERYTHING - Steve: HE BROUGHT IT BACK BUT HE PUT IT IN A BOX 159 00:12:33,319 --> 00:12:35,722 HE PERSONALLY KNEW THAT. Jimmy: WELL, HE'S VERSATILE HE CAN DO THAT 160 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:38,091 Steve: GOD BLESS HIM. Jimmy: YEAH I LOVE HIM 161 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,327 JAMES, CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE ♪ 162 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:50,704 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: JIMINY CHRISTMAS ♪ 163 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:54,307 Jimmy: THANK YOU, LEPRECHAUNS, FOR COMING IN THREE VARIETIES. 164 00:12:54,307 --> 00:13:02,749 MAGICAL, CEREAL, AND TERRIFYING [ LAUGHTER ] 165 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:07,754 ♪ THANK YOU, MY BAG ACCIDENTALLY SETTING OFF THE STORE ALARM, 166 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:11,358 FOR GIVING ME A HALF SECOND WHERE I'M LIKE, "WAIT, DID I STEAL SOMETHING? 167 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:20,700 [ LAUGHTER ] I MIGHT HAVE MY WIFE'S ALARM CLOCK ON HER 168 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,371 PHONE IS FRIGHTENINGLY LOUD. Steve: WHAT IS IT IS IT THE-- 169 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:27,340 Jimmy: I ASKED HER TO CHANGE IT, 'CAUSE IT-- Steve: IS IT LIKE THE - 170 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:32,912 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S LIKE A-- IT'S LIKE THERE'S A RADIOACTIVE SPILL, LIKE A CHEMICAL SPILL 171 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:38,251 AND IT GOES-- Steve: LIKE A KLAXON, YEAH. Jimmy: I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." 172 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,654 I GO, "CHANGE IT CAN WE CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING? AND THEN SHE CHANGED IT AND NOW 173 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:46,092 IT'S LIKE A-- Steve: SCREAMING GUITAR Jimmy: NO, IT'S LIKE-- 174 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:50,497 ♪ GOOD MORNING NO IT'S TIME TO GET UP ♪ ♪ AND ONE MOR 175 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:55,969 TIME WE'RE GOING T CELEBRATE THE DAY ♪ ♪ THE DAY WE'LL CELEBRATE 176 00:13:55,969 --> 00:14:00,440 AND BRING SEXY BACK ♪ ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO WAKE UP YOU'VE GOT TO WAKE UP ♪ 177 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:05,478 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT'S SO RELAXED. AND YOU FALL BACK ASLEEP 178 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,447 Steve: YOU FALL BACK TO SLEEP. YOU DON'T EVEN WAKE UP 179 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,416 Jimmy: NO, IT'S ACTUALLY-- Steve: YOU ACTUALLY GO INTO REM SLEEP WHEN YOU HEAR THAT 180 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:13,586 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, CASHEWS, 181 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:24,597 FOR BEING NATURE'S COMMA [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ I'M IN LOVE 182 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:29,102 AND I WOULDN'T LIE ♪ Jimmy: IS THAT IT ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS 183 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:36,309 ON MY MIND ♪ ♪ SHE GIVES ME HER LOVE AND A FEELING THAT'S RIGHT ♪ 184 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:41,881 ♪ NEVER LETS ME DOW ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT ♪ ♪ SO I'M GONNA DO 185 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:48,888 BEST I CAN ♪ ♪ BE THAT GIR AND BE HER ONLY MAN ♪ 186 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:53,693 ♪ YOU SEE SHE PICKS ME U WHEN I'M FEELING LOW ♪ 187 00:14:53,693 --> 00:15:00,900 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY BABY I'VE GOT TO LET YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ JOANN 188 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:08,775 GIRL I LOVE YO I LOVE YOU ♪ ♪ YOU'RE THE ON 189 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:14,447 THE ONE FOR ME ♪ ♪ CELEBRATE GOOD TIME CELEBRATE AL 190 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:22,122 THE GOOD TIMES ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TWO, THREE - 191 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:30,430 ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO Jimmy: THAT'S THE NEW JAM 192 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,932 Steve: YEAH, JUST UP AND DOWN Jimmy: YOU GO UP, DOWN. 193 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,634 Steve: SOMETIMES IT'S DOWN, UP Jimmy: NO, EVERYONE'S GOING 194 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,537 TO GO DOWN, UP Steve: NO, YOU GO UP DOWN Jimmy: THAT'S THE FAMOUS 195 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,706 THING. THEY GO, "YOU GOT TO DO THE DOWN-UP-DOWN." 196 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:46,079 JIMMY FALLON WITH THE UP-DOWN. YOU GO, YO - ♪ 197 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,683 Audience: WOO-HOO [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: THAT'S GOING TO BE 198 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,184 SWEEPING - Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT TO THE UP-DOWN. 199 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,486 YOU OPEN WITH THAT CLOSE WITH THE UP-DOWN Steve: YEAH, YEAH 200 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,455 Jimmy: PEOPLE THINK I'M GOING TO OPEN WITH THE UP-DOWN Steve: NO, NO 201 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,123 DON'T. Jimmy: SNEAK OUT, YOU GO, "GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY 202 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:02,562 TAKE CARE. ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO 203 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,498 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: SOME PEOPLE CALLED IT THE SCARECROW. 204 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,035 Jimmy: THE SCARECROW? Steve: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 205 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,037 Jimmy: I COME OUT HERE-- Steve: YOU COME OUT ON THE THING. 206 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:18,945 ♪ Audience: WOO-HOO [ LAUGHTER ] 207 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:27,053 Steve: THEN YOU DID THE TIN-MAN. ♪ 208 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,456 Audience: WOO-HOO Steve: OH, YOU CAN'T STOP IT 209 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,524 Jimmy: NO, IT WAS THE TIN-MAN. Steve: TIN-MAN, "I NEED SOME 210 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:35,795 OIL. "HOW'D YOU LIKE SOMEONE PICKING YOUR APPLES? 211 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:41,568 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OIL ME Steve: WHAT 212 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,770 Jimmy: OIL ME Steve: WHAT Jimmy: OIL ME 213 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,739 Steve: NO Jimmy: OIL ME Steve: WHAT 214 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:47,907 Jimmy: OIL ME Steve: NO Jimmy: OIL ME 215 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:52,178 Steve: OIL ME Jimmy: PUT OIL ON ME. RUB OIL ON ME. 216 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,581 Steve: OH, NO WHAT A WEIRDO. Jimmy: PUT OIL ME 217 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:59,719 Steve: PUT SOME PANTS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] JUDAS PRIEST 218 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:04,224 ♪ IF I ONLY HAD SOME PANTS ♪ ♪ 219 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:10,030 Jimmy: THANK YOU, NAPKIN DISPENSERS, FOR ONLY HAVING TWO OUTCOMES 220 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,500 HALF A RIPPED NAPKIN OR A CLUMP OF 20. YEAH, YEAH 221 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:20,273 A HUNDRED NAPKINS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ 222 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:25,645 THANK YOU, FLOSS PICKS, FOR ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE A GYMNAST MID-ROUTINE. 223 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:32,752 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF ♪ 224 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,521 THANK YOU, WICHITA STATE UNIVERSITY MASCOT, WUSHOCK, FOR LOOKING LIKE DONALD TRUMP HAD 225 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:42,462 SEX WITH SPONGEBOB [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: OH, HEY. 226 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:54,074 OH, HEY, OH, HEY "YOU GOT SQUARE PANTS? [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,443 ♪ Jimmy: THANK YOU, BAGPIPES, FOR BEING THE BEST MUSIC TO 228 00:17:56,443 --> 00:18:02,048 HEAR ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND THE WORST TO HEAR THE MORNING AFTER. 229 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,050 THERE YOU HAVE IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THOSE ARE OUR "THANK YOU 230 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,187 NOTES. COME ON BACK MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY 231 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:23,136 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ GO. 232 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:44,157 [ WHISTLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 233 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,059 Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUESTS ARE TWO VERY FUNNY AND TALENTED ACTORS AND PERFORMERS WHO FIRST 234 00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:52,365 ROSE TO FAME IN THE TELEVISION SHOWS, "ALL THAT." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 235 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,769 "KENAN AND KEL." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE CULT CLASSIC COMEDY 236 00:18:55,769 --> 00:19:03,343 FILM, "GOOD BURGER." PLEASE WELCOME KENAN THOMPSON AND KEL MITCHELL 237 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:03,376 PLEASE WELCOME KENAN THOMPSON AND KEL MITCHELL 238 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:14,788 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 239 00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:29,102 ♪ Jimmy: KENAN AND KEL! WOW! 240 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,838 AMAZING, AMAZING. Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 241 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,607 WELCOME TO THE SHOW. WELCOME BACK KENAN, KEL, WE'VE GOT A LOT TO 242 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,511 TALK ABOUT HERE. OKAY WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN TOGETHER 243 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,681 WHEN WE GET TOGETHER IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS, THOUGH, SINCE THE MOVIE, "GOOD BURGER," 244 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,385 CAME OUT WHOA. THIS IS TRUE. 245 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:48,121 Jimmy: ISN'T THAT WILD? FOR REAL. THAT'S VERY WILD. 246 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,290 IT'S CRAZY. Jimmy: 25 YEARS CLAP IT UP FOR TIME 247 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,793 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: I HAVE A PHOTO HERE. LOOK AT THESE GUYS 248 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,762 LET ME SEE. OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 249 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,732 LET'S DO IT Jimmy: YOU GOT THE FACE YOU GUYS-- YOU STILL GOT THE 250 00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:00,700 FACE COME ON, YOU GOT THE FACE! YEAH 251 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:07,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY, LIKE - 252 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,077 I THINK IT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO, YOU CAME ON MY SHOW, AND WE DID A BIT, A REUNION, LIKE A LITTLE 253 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:19,386 FUN THING OF "GOOD BURGER. AND EVERYONE WENT NUTS THE INTERNET WENT CRAZY. 254 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,889 I THINK IT'S UP TO, LIKE, 30 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE. YES 255 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,492 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT. Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT 256 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,328 YOU GUYS HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE YOU CAME EXCLUSIVELY TO GIVE IT 257 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,398 TO US, TONIGHT, ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW." THAT'S RIGHT. 258 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,700 THAT'S RIGHT WE HAD TO DO IT HERE LET'S DO IT. 259 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,802 Jimmy: KENAN, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEL 260 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:40,140 HAS SOMETHING HE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU. Jimmy: WOW. 261 00:20:40,140 --> 00:20:42,342 [ LAUGHTER ] E ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. KEL, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY 262 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:48,682 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER, HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER PART TWO" 263 00:20:48,682 --> 00:21:00,360 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ YES, YES, YES, YES! 264 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,128 YO Jimmy: WHAT WOW 265 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:06,066 COME ON! COME ON, BABY! Jimmy: YES! 266 00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:11,738 "GOOD BURGER 2." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 267 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:15,775 "GOOD BURGER 2." "GOOD BURGER 2." "GOOD BURGER 2!" 268 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,379 COME ON, NOW HOW EXCITING IS THIS SUCH A BLESSING, MAN. 269 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:23,983 IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. WE'RE GOING TO SHOOT IT THIS SUMMER, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON. 270 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,253 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU HEAR THIS MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR A WHILE. 271 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,758 DID IT COME FROM THIS THING? DID IT COME FROM "SNL" I MEAN, IT'S BEEN YEARS, 272 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,694 LIKE, PRETTY MUCH SINCE THE FIRST ONE. SINCE THE FIRST ONE, WE 273 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,430 WANTED TO DO TWO YEAH. YEAH. 274 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,165 Jimmy: THE CROWD, WE WANTED IT THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN 275 00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,468 WE WANT TO SEE THIS. THIS IS GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 276 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:46,606 YES Jimmy: THAT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL 277 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,576 I'M SO EXCITED SO, WHEN YOU STARTED ON "ALL THAT," OKAY? 278 00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,845 YOU'RE JUST STRAIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL, OR YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL 279 00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:55,582 FRESHMAN. 14 YEARS OLD SOPHOMORE, YEAH 280 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:58,318 Jimmy: AND DID YOU KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE YOU GOT THE SHOW? WE DIDN'T 281 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,520 AND IT WAS FUNNY HOW WE ALL MET. I DON'T KNOW IF THEY PLANNED 282 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:05,725 THIS, BUT THEY HAD ALL THE KIDS COME ONE BY ONE OFF THE ELEVATOR IN THE LOBBY. 283 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:09,262 AND I REMEMBER I WAS DOWN THERE ALREADY, AND THE ELEVATOR OPENED UP, AND THIS KID CAME 284 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:12,732 OUT WITH MIGHTY DUCKS GEAR ON. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW-- 285 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:16,336 AND HE HAD THE ROLLER BLADES AND EVERYTHING AND HE DID THE WHOLE LIKE-- 286 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,972 AND I'M LIKE, I'VE GOT TO HANG OUT WITH THAT KID. Jimmy: WOW! 287 00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,474 YOU WERE WEARING THE SWAG? I WAS A VERY PROUD MIGHTY DUCK, YES. 288 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:25,311 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU WERE A A VERY, VERY PROUD MIGHTY DUCK WHAT MADE YOU GUYS CLICK 289 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,814 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE GOING TO CLICK WITH 'CAUSE IT'S ALMOST LIKE MAKING 290 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:33,186 A SUPER GROUP, LIKE THE AVENGERS OF YOUNG COMEDIANS. BRO, YEAH, I FEEL LIKE WITH 291 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:37,991 ME AND KENAN, IT WAS JUST LIKE, I WOULD SAY A JOKE AND THEN HE WOULD FINISH IT. 292 00:22:37,991 --> 00:22:40,794 AND IT JUST FELT LIKE WE GELLED REALLY GOOD. AND IT WAS IN "MAVIS AND 293 00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:43,463 CLAVIS" WHERE WE FIGURED IT OUT. Jimmy: "MAVIS AND CLAVIS," 294 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,198 DUDE YEAH, "MAVIS AND CLAVIS," YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 295 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,934 WE PLAYED THE TWO OLD MEN. FOR REFERENCE, "MAVIS AND CLAVIS" WERE TWO OLD BLACK MEN 296 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,303 [ LAUGHTER ] AND-- Jimmy: AND YOU WERE 14 YEARS 297 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:53,406 OLD? YEAH, 14 YEARS OLD, KIND OF LIKE - 298 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:58,111 DOING THE REFERENCES OF LIKE OUR DADS, UNCLES, GRANDPARENTS IT WAS LIKE, "OH, THIS GUY IS 299 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,280 VERY SIMILAR TO MYSELF I LOVE THIS DUDE." YEAH, YEAH. 300 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,651 Jimmy: AND DID YOU KNOW THAT "GOOD BURGER" CLICKED WHEN YOU JUST DID THAT SKETCH 301 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:06,853 IT WAS A FIRE SKETCH FROM THE BEGINNING. IT WAS ONE OF THE STRONGEST 302 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,456 FROM LIKE-- IT WAS IN THE PILOT, RIGHT YEAH, "GOOD BURGER" 303 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,791 OH, YEAH Jimmy: DO PEOPLE STILL QUOTE YOU ON "GOOD BURGER" ALL THE 304 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,928 TIME OH, DUDE, I GET IT EVERY DAY. 305 00:23:14,928 --> 00:23:18,965 DOESN'T MATTER ANY RESTAURANT THAT I GO TO. COULD BE FIVE STAR 306 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,401 COULD BE DRIVE THROUGH THEY ALWAYS GO, "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER, HOME OF THE GOOD 307 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:24,571 BURGER." AND I LOVE IT. I GET FREE BURGERS 308 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,973 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, WHY NOT. THAT'S A GOOD GIG. 309 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:29,242 THAT'S A GOOD GIG Jimmy: IS THAT THE ONLY LINE 310 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:32,312 WHAT'S THE OTHER LINE? OH, THE OTHER ONE OH, "WHO LOVES ORANGE SODA?" 311 00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:36,249 Jimmy: YEAH "KEL LOVES ORANGE SODA. Jimmy: YOU GOT THAT 312 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:39,753 YEP. "I DO, I DO! AND THEN - 313 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:41,621 VERY CLOSE TO HOME FOR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW YEAH, MAN 314 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,791 RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD. Jimmy: RIGHT IN THE HEART I LOVE IT, MAN. 315 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,426 Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN IN "GOOD BURGER 2"? 316 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:51,331 HIJINKS I LIKE TO SAY A LOT OF HIJINKS Jimmy: I LOVE THAT. 317 00:23:51,331 --> 00:23:56,803 GOT TO LOVE THAT. YOU KNOW, WE WANT LIKE AS MANY CAMEOS AS WE CAN POSSIBLY GET. 318 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:00,507 LIKE, ANYBODY THAT WANTS TO, LIKE, DO IT THAT I GUESS IS SOMEWHAT FAMOUS. 319 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:05,045 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ANYONE WHO'S-- THERE'S SO MANY FANS OF "GOOD BURGER." 320 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:07,180 YEAH. SO, LIKE - Jimmy: I MEAN - 321 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:09,716 I WANT TO SEE WHAT THAT COULD BE COULD YOU POSSIBLY - 322 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,118 COULD YOU COME BY AND DO-- BECAUSE WE WERE-- WE WERE 323 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,922 TALKING ABOUT IT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: TWO, THREE, FOUR - 324 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:20,293 ♪ Audience: WOO HOO NICE. 325 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,963 YEAH. Jimmy: OF COURSE, I WOULD DO SOMETHING-- I WOULD DO 326 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,365 ANYTHING WITH YOU DUDES, ANYTHING MAN, I LOVE HANGING WITH YOU 327 00:24:25,365 --> 00:24:27,834 GUYS I WOULD LOVE IT, MAN I'M EXCITED ABOUT THIS 328 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,837 WE'RE VERY EXCITED. Jimmy: BUT THERE'S A SCRIPT YOU GUYS ARE SHOOTING IT SOON, 329 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,206 BY THE WAY YEAH, YEAH. I THINK THEY'RE WAITING ON ME 330 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:36,576 TO FINISH UPSTAIRS Jimmy: "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," YEAH, YEAH. 331 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,545 OKAY, SO, ANY CELEBRITIES OUT THERE THAT WANT TO MAKE CAMEOS, CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE FOR THIS 332 00:24:38,545 --> 00:24:41,081 SUMMER YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN 333 00:24:41,081 --> 00:24:43,083 EVERYONE'S DOING IT. BE READY. Jimmy: I ALSO LOVE THIS 334 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:47,954 SONG, "WE'RE ALL DUDES." YOU WROTE THAT I DID WRITE IT. 335 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,823 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU-- THERE'S A FUN STORY TO THIS, RIGHT? 336 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:51,891 DIDN'T YOU WRITE IT IN LIKE A NIGHT OR A DAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 337 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:55,462 YEAH, YEAH. I WROTE IT AT A HOTEL. BRIAN ROBBINS WAS LIKE, "HEY, 338 00:24:55,462 --> 00:24:58,798 WE NEED A SONG TO "THE WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER" THAT YOU DO ON THE SHOW 339 00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:02,168 SO, I WROTE IT REALLY QUICKLY, AND SUNG IT FOR ALL THE EXECS, AND THEY LOVED IT. 340 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,905 I WAS AT THE TABLE AND EVERYBODY WAS EATING LUNCH AND TO THIS DAY, I STILL GET 341 00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:10,710 PAID FROM THE "GOOD BURGER" SONG [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 342 00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:13,046 Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S IT, SEE 343 00:25:13,046 --> 00:25:14,948 BUT IT'S AN UPLIFTING SONG, MAN. IT'S REAL UPLIFTING. 344 00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:17,250 IT'S THE MOST POSITIVE SONG THERE IS I LOVE DOING IT, MAN. 345 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,219 Jimmy: YEAH, WE NEVER - WE DON'T EVER PUT ANYONE ON THE SPOT OR FORCE ANYONE TO DO 346 00:25:19,219 --> 00:25:23,390 ANYTHING - WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING 347 00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:26,226 ♪ Jimmy:-- ON THIS SHOW. BUT I'M JUST SAYING-- 348 00:25:26,226 --> 00:25:31,364 AND I SEE A MICROPHONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy:-- WE ACTUALLY 349 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:33,333 HAVE - I SEE TWO MICROPHONES OH 350 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,635 YOU WANT US TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING? Jimmy: YOU WANT TO DO A 351 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:38,571 A LITTLE SONG? YOU WANT US TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING. 352 00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:42,942 Jimmy: DO A LITTLE SONG ♪ COME UP 353 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,079 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. GET UP HO, HO, HO 354 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:49,949 ♪ IT'S TIME TO PUT OUR TIME BEHIND IT ALL ♪ ♪ GET ALL THE BAD THING 355 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,918 OFF YOUR MIND ♪ ♪ HE'S FEELING GOOD YOU'RE FEELING GOO 356 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:55,622 WE'RE FEELING GOOD YEAH ♪ ♪ JUST HANGING OU JUST HAVING FU 357 00:25:55,622 --> 00:26:01,428 WE'RE NUMBER ONE ♪ ♪ JUST HANGING OU JUST HAVING FUN ♪ 358 00:26:01,428 --> 00:26:04,264 ♪ I'MA DUDE HE'S A DUDE ♪ ♪ SHE'S A DUD 359 00:26:04,264 --> 00:26:07,200 WE'RE ALL DUDES ♪ ♪ I'M A DUD HE'S A DUDE ♪ 360 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,804 ♪ SHE'S A DUD WE'RE ALL DUDES ♪ Jimmy: KENAN THOMPSON 361 00:26:10,804 --> 00:26:13,039 KEL MITCHELL, EVERYBODY! "GOOD BURGER 2" WILL BE AVAILABLE TO STREAM EXCLUSIVELY 362 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:23,183 ON PARAMOUNT PLUS LATER THIS YEAR PADMA LAKSHMI JOINS US AFTER 363 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:26,119 THE BREAK, STICK AROUND. ♪ I'M A DUD HE'S A DUDE ♪ 364 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,621 ♪ SHE'S A DUD WE'RE ALL DUDES ♪ ♪ I'M A DUD 365 00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:30,590 HE'S A DUDE ♪ ♪ SHE'S A DUD WE'RE ALL DUDES ♪ 366 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,692 ♪ I'M A DUD HE'S A DUDE ♪ ♪ SHE'S A DUD 367 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:51,211 WE'RE ALL DUDES ♪ ♪ ♪ WE'RE ALL DUDES 368 00:26:51,211 --> 00:26:55,915 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A JAMES BEARD AWARD WINNER - ♪ 369 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,985 THE EMMY-NOMINATED HOST OF "TOP CHEF"-- ♪ 370 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:03,790 THE NEW SEASON OF "TOP CHEF: WORLD ALL-STARS" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON BRAVO. 371 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:07,460 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME PADMA LAKSHMI! 372 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:22,475 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HI. 373 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:25,545 Jimmy: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU HI, I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. IT'S-- I FEEL LIKE IT'S BEEN 374 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:28,214 A LONG TIME. Jimmy: IT'S BEEN A WHILE. BY THEY WAY, YOU SMELL 375 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:31,785 FANTASTIC AS WELL. THANK YOU I MAKE IT MYSELF 376 00:27:31,785 --> 00:27:33,386 Jimmy: YEAH-- DO YOU REALLY YEAH, BECAUSE I GET A 377 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:36,823 A HEADACHE FROM STOREBOUGHT PERFUMES, SO I JUST MADE IT WITH ESSENTIAL OILS. 378 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,659 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. IT'S FANTASTIC, WHATEVER IT IS IT'S LIKE COOKING, RIGHT? 379 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,795 Jimmy: YEAH, I GUESS SO BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF COOKING, ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS 380 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:45,665 TODAY. IRISH CUISINE, NOT REALLY THAT ADVANCED 381 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:50,470 WHAT WOULD YOU - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I CAN-- I'M IRISH, I CAN SAY 382 00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:52,972 THAT WE BOIL EVERYTHING. OKAY, ALL RIGHT [ LAUGHTER ] 383 00:27:52,972 --> 00:27:55,408 Jimmy: WE BOIL IT - WHAT IS IT, EGGS, OATMEAL, WHATEVER 384 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:57,077 BOIL IT. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S LIKE, "WHAT, CORNED 385 00:27:57,077 --> 00:27:59,446 BEEF HAVE YOU TRIED BOILING IT? YEAH, IT'S LIKE-- 386 00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:02,182 [ LAUGHTER ] CABBAGE-- WE JUST BOIL IT BUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY-- WHAT 387 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:05,352 SHOULD PEOPLE EAT ON ST. PADDY'S DAY? I MEAN, I'M NOT FAMILIAR-- 388 00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,521 SO FAMILIAR WITH IRISH FOOD, BELIEVE IT OR NOT. BUT I THINK SO, SOMETHING 389 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:11,791 GREEN, RIGHT SO, HAVE CHLOROPHYLL, WHICH IS REALLY GOOD FOR YOUR GUT 390 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,861 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LIKE-- NO, IT'S REALLY GOOD Jimmy: CHLOROPHYLL? 391 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,830 YES Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 392 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,666 OR LIKE A GREEN JUICE HAVE A GREEN JUICE MAYBE PUT SOME WHISKEY IN IT 393 00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,168 CAUSE IT'S ST. PATRICK'S DAY Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE TALKING. 394 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,603 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, EXACTLY Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 395 00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:25,672 TALKING ABOUT. NOW WE'RE-- BUT EAT YOUR GREENS 396 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,640 EAT YOUR GREENS. Jimmy: YEAH I WAS READING A LITTLE BIT 397 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,276 ABOUT YOU. AND GROWING UP IN NEW YORK, ONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU, LIKE-- 398 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,779 'CAUSE I KNOW-- I HAVE YOUR COOKBOOKS. I WATCH YOU ALL THE TIME ON ALL 399 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:35,949 YOUR COOKING STUFF, BESIDES "TOP CHEF. AND I FOUND OUT THAT ONE OF THE 400 00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:39,886 THINGS THAT WAS A TREAT FOR YOU GROWING UP WAS TO GO TO THE HOT DOG CART 401 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:43,823 YES BUT I DIDN'T EAT MEAT THEN, SO - 402 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:47,327 I MEAN, I-- YES WE WOULD ACTUALLY-- I GREW UP IN NEW YORK CITY 403 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:50,263 SO MY MOM AND I WERE VEGETARIAN, BUT WE WOULD ALWAYS SALIVATE WATCHING ALL THESE 404 00:28:50,263 --> 00:28:54,968 PEOPLE GET HOT DOGS. SO, WE HAD THE HOT DOG-- WE ASKED THE HOT DOG GUY FOR THE 405 00:28:54,968 --> 00:28:59,773 HOT DOG WITHOUT THE HOT DOG. BUT ALL THE FIXINGS, SO LIKE SAUERKRAUT, ONIONS, MUSTARD, 406 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:04,911 RELISH, KETCHUP, EVERYTHING. IT'S GOOD! [ LAUGHTER ] 407 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,647 IT'S REALLY GOOD THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT TASTE GOOD 408 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:12,118 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A NEW YORK HOT DOG BOILED IN THAT NEW YORK WATER? 409 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:14,087 Jimmy: "BOILED? YES Jimmy: "YOU SAY, BOILED?" 410 00:29:14,087 --> 00:29:17,057 BINGO! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I LOVE IT! 411 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:19,559 EXACTLY Jimmy: I ACTUALLY ORDERED ONE OF THE - 412 00:29:19,559 --> 00:29:22,028 OH, SHOOT Jimmy: I ORDERED A PADMA. AW. 413 00:29:22,028 --> 00:29:25,465 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THIS IS THE HOT DOG WITH EVERYTHING, WITH NOTHING. 414 00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:27,867 [ LAUGHTER ] EVERYTHING AND NOTHING ALL AT ONCE. 415 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:30,136 Jimmy: SO IT'S EVERYTHING WITH NOTHING AT ONCE YOU GO, "EVERYTHING WITH NO HOT 416 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,138 DOG. ALL RIGHT WE-- CAN I-- AM SUPPOSED TO 417 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,307 TASTE THIS Jimmy: YEAH, DO YOU WANT TO YES, I DO 418 00:29:34,307 --> 00:29:37,711 YOU MADE IT FOR ME ALL RIGHT, SO, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT MORE FUN 419 00:29:37,711 --> 00:29:40,780 Jimmy: SURE OKAY, SHOULD WE HAVE AN EATING CONTEST TO SEE WHO CAN 420 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:44,484 EAT IT FASTER? Jimmy: NO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 421 00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:49,289 COME ON COME ON! Jimmy: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR 422 00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:50,890 MIND NO I'M TELLING YOU-- I'M GIVING 423 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:54,794 YOU THE-- I WILL THROW UP ALL OVER THE PLACE I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL LIKE 424 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:57,597 THIS I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS 425 00:29:57,597 --> 00:30:00,133 YOU'VE HAD EVERYTHING ON HERE BEFORE, I KNOW YOU HAVE Jimmy: IT JUST DOESN'T 426 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:03,403 SEEM-- IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S MISSING SOMETHING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 427 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:05,372 THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT. ALL RIGHT. READY 428 00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:11,478 Jimmy: CHEERS ONE-- CHEERS ♪ 429 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:14,781 [ LAUGHTER AND CHEERS Jimmy: IT'S GOOD. ♪ 430 00:30:14,781 --> 00:30:18,151 IT'S GOOD. IT HAS THE HOT SAUCE, THE RED ONIONS - 431 00:30:18,151 --> 00:30:20,353 THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GREAT. I'LL LET YOU HAVE ALL OF IT. 432 00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:24,290 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SAVE IT FOR YOU AFTER THE SHOW NOW-- NOW I EAT MEAT, 433 00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:26,693 OBVIOUSLY. Jimmy: YOU DO, YEAH I EAT EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW, 434 00:30:26,693 --> 00:30:30,163 WITH "TOP CHEF," BUT I'M STILL PRETTY PLANT-BASED Jimmy: CAN YOU-- CAN YOU 435 00:30:30,163 --> 00:30:33,466 ANSWER-- THERE ARE SOME FOOD DEBATES THAT ARE ONLINE, I THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE FUN - 436 00:30:33,466 --> 00:30:37,604 Jimmy:-- ANSWERING THESE AND JUST SETTLING IT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 437 00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:40,774 IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH OR A A HOT DOG? I MEAN, IT'S A POOR EXCUSE 438 00:30:40,774 --> 00:30:45,045 FOR A SANDWICH, BUT IT'S TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH ANYTHING BETWEEN BREAD 439 00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:50,183 Jimmy: THIS IS-- THE CROWD TURNED ON YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 440 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:54,554 I MEAN, IN JULY WHEN YOU'RE GRILLING THE HOT DOG IT'S GOOD, BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE BOILING IT 441 00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:57,290 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING-- A HOT DOG IS GOOD 442 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,592 BUT I'M-- THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION, "IS THE HOT DOG GOOD?" 443 00:30:59,592 --> 00:31:02,062 IT IS-- IT IS-- Jimmy: THE ANSWER IS YES, THE HOTDOG IS GOOD 444 00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:04,297 YES, YES, IT'S TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH Jimmy: WHAT 445 00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:07,133 [ LAUGHTER ] ANYTHING-- BECAUSE THE EARL OF SANDWICH INVENTED THE 446 00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:10,403 SANDWICH [ LAUGHTER ] HOW FAR DO YOU WANT ME TO GO 447 00:31:10,403 --> 00:31:12,472 WITH THIS? Jimmy: THE EARL OF SANDWICH IT'S TRUE 448 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:15,075 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT "TOP CHEF," OKAY 449 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,277 YES, PLEASE Jimmy: SEASON 20. WHAT IS THIS NOW 450 00:31:17,277 --> 00:31:19,679 THIS IS VERY INTERESTING, 'CAUSE NOW IT'S-- IT'S BECOME GLOBAL NOW, "TOP CHEF. 451 00:31:19,679 --> 00:31:22,415 THIS IS LIKE-- YEAH, THIS IS LIKE THE MEGA SEASON. IT'S HARD TO TOP YOURSELF. 452 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:25,285 IT'S LIKE AN OLD MARRIAGE. WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON TV SO LONG, YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP IT FRESH, 453 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:28,888 EXCITING Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. SO, THIS SEASON, IT'S REALLY 454 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,624 INTERNATIONAL. WE ALWAYS TRY TO KEEP IT DIVERSE, BUT WE HAVE-- 455 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:36,429 "TOP CHEF" IS IN A A 174 TERRITORIES. SO, LIKE, I'M DUBBED IN ALL 456 00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:39,933 KINDS OF LANGUAGES, WHICH IS REALLY FUNNY TO WATCH. BUT THERE ARE 29 COUNTRIES 457 00:31:39,933 --> 00:31:43,870 WHERE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN FRANCHISE. SO, WE TOOK WINNERS AND 458 00:31:43,870 --> 00:31:51,411 FINALISTS FROM 11 OF THOSE SO, WE HAVE, LIKE, BRAZIL, THAILAND, MEXICO, ITALY, THE 459 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:55,782 MIDDLE EAST, YOU KNOW, ALL THESE DIFFERENT TOP CHEFS. Jimmy: ALL THE BEST 460 00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,184 YEAH. AND SO, IT'S THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE WORLD. 461 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,687 THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN ON "TOP CHEF." THEY'VE ALREADY WON, OR THEY'VE 462 00:32:00,687 --> 00:32:03,857 ALREADY MADE IT TO THE FINALE. Jimmy: WOW, SO, YOU'RE WATCHING THE BEST. 463 00:32:03,857 --> 00:32:06,493 I WILL SAY ALSO-- IT'S LIKE THE OLYMPICS. IT'S LIKE "TOP CHEF" OLYMPICS. 464 00:32:06,493 --> 00:32:09,662 Jimmy: "TOP CHEF" IS ONE OF THOSE SHOWS TOO, WHERE THE WINNERS ACTUALLY GO ON TO 465 00:32:09,662 --> 00:32:11,531 BECOME GIANT STARS YEAH. Jimmy: THEY HAVE 466 00:32:11,531 --> 00:32:13,933 RESTAURANTS, THEY HAVE FRANCHISES THEY'RE LIKE GIANTS NOW IN THE 467 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:16,870 CULINARY WORLD YEAH, HELL YEAH I MEAN, YOU CAN LOOK AT ANY 468 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:20,807 SHOW YOU WANT-- YOU KNOW, "AMERICAN IDOL," ANY SHOW, ANY REALITY COMPETITION SHOW-- AND 469 00:32:20,807 --> 00:32:26,513 NO SHOW PRODUCES GENUINE CAPTAINS OF THEIR INDUSTRY AND THEY-- I THINK THE SHOW IS 470 00:32:26,513 --> 00:32:29,683 SELF-SELECTING, BECAUSE IT'S SO HARD TO DO Jimmy: YEAH 471 00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:32,185 AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE INSANE TO WANT TO DO IT I WOULD NEVER COMPETE ON 472 00:32:32,185 --> 00:32:34,821 "TOP CHEF. Jimmy: REALLY BUT-- YES, IT'S EVEN HARDER 473 00:32:34,821 --> 00:32:37,090 THAN IT LOOKS ON TV. Jimmy: IT'S TRICKY, IT'S DIFFICULT. 474 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:39,092 AND YOU'VE BEEN ON THE SHOW, BUT, YOU WEREN'T IN THE KITCHEN. 475 00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:41,695 BUT YOU WERE EATING WITH US. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, I WAS-- YEAH, 476 00:32:41,695 --> 00:32:43,763 THEY LEFT ME OUTSIDE IN THE PARKING LOT. YEAH, THEY GO-- 477 00:32:43,763 --> 00:32:46,099 "YOU JUST STAY HERE." Jimmy: "WE'LL BRING THE FOOD TO YOU, JIMMY. 478 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,368 YOU STAY IN THE PARKING-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT, OH, IT'S TOUGH. 479 00:32:48,368 --> 00:32:51,204 IT WAS-- I MEAN, IT'S GREAT, YOU KNOW? Jimmy: CARLA WAS MY-- WAS 480 00:32:51,204 --> 00:32:53,840 THE WINNER OF MINE OH, REALLY? Jimmy: AND SHE WENT ON-- 481 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,909 AND LOOK HOW WELL SHE'S DONE Jimmy: SHE'S THE BEST 482 00:32:55,909 --> 00:32:58,545 CARLA HALL. Jimmy: WE LOVE YOU, CARLA I MEAN, THE VOLTAGGIO 483 00:32:58,545 --> 00:33:00,714 BROTHERS RICHARD BLAIS. Jimmy: RICHARD BLAIS IS 484 00:33:00,714 --> 00:33:02,449 GREAT. STEPHANIE IZARD KRISTEN KISH 485 00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:05,185 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S AMAZING I CAN KEEP NAMING PEOPLE THAT WE ALL KNOW NOW 486 00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:08,154 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP HERE'S PADMA LAKSHMI IN 487 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:09,189 "TOP CHEF: WORLD ALL-STARS." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 488 00:33:09,756 --> 00:33:13,727 HELLO, CHEFS. WELCOME TO SEASON 20 OF "TOP CHEF. 489 00:33:13,727 --> 00:33:18,631 ALL RIGHT [ APPLAUSE ] SINCE "TOP CHEF" PREMIERED 490 00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:25,739 IN 2006, THERE HAVE BEEN 29 INTERNATIONAL VERSIONS, WITH OVER 100 WINNERS FROM AROUND 491 00:33:25,739 --> 00:33:31,644 THE GLOBE. YOU REPRESENT SOME OF THE BEST OF THE BEST. 492 00:33:31,644 --> 00:33:35,582 I RECOGNIZE SAMUEL, BECAUSE I ALWAYS WATCH "TOP CHEF: FRANCE" AND I KNOW HE'S A GREAT 493 00:33:35,582 --> 00:33:38,551 CHEF THIS COMPETITION GOING TO BE FIRE 494 00:33:38,551 --> 00:33:42,355 Jimmy: OH, YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE PADMA LAKSHMI. 495 00:33:42,355 --> 00:33:46,092 "TOP CHEF: WORLD ALL-STARS" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON BRAVO. 496 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:49,362 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'RE DOING SOMETHING BRAND-NEW WITH PADMA AFTER THE BREAK 497 00:33:49,362 --> 00:34:18,558 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 498 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:21,428 WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY I'M PADMA LAKSHMI, AND WE ARE ABOUT-- 499 00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:25,565 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 500 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:26,399 WE ARE ABOUT TO PLAY A FUN NEW GAME CALLED "CAKE FLIP." 501 00:34:28,902 --> 00:34:31,471 CAKE FLIP YEAH ♪ 502 00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:33,873 [ APPLAUSE ] HERE'S HOW IT WORKS WE HAVE TWO TEAMS WITH JAMES, 503 00:34:33,873 --> 00:34:38,678 KIRK, AND JIMMY TAKING ON TARIQ, MARK, AND QUEST [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 504 00:34:38,678 --> 00:34:42,615 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. EACH PLAYER WILL 30 SECONDS TO FLIP A CAKE, CATCH IT, AND 505 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:45,585 THEN DECORATE IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WHEN YOU HEAR THE DING, YOUR 506 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:48,755 TIME IS UP GENTLEMEN, WE'LL DO THREE ROUNDS 507 00:34:48,755 --> 00:34:53,460 AND AT THE END, THE AUDIENCE WILL VOTE FOR THEIR FAVORITE IT'S TIME FOR ROUND ONE. 508 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:57,497 TARIQ AND JAMES, YOU'RE UP FIRST. BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU. 509 00:34:57,497 --> 00:35:00,333 WHEN I SAY GO-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FLIP 510 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,069 YOUR CAKE-- Jimmy: JAMES-- COME ON, JAMES. 511 00:35:03,069 --> 00:35:05,905 AND THEN DECORATE THE EDGES AND THE SIDES. ARE YOU READY? 512 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:08,108 NO. Jimmy: JAMES. ♪ 513 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:11,578 JAMES, COME ON, BUD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE READY, SET, GO! 514 00:35:11,578 --> 00:35:16,716 [ WHISTLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 515 00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:19,786 THAT IS SO GOOD Jimmy: THEY BOTH DID WELL [ CHEERS ] 516 00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,422 YEAH,, MAKE IT LOOK NICE Questlove: THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO 517 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:24,057 ♪ YES KEEP GOING 518 00:35:24,057 --> 00:35:26,359 Jimmy: OH, WE GOT FROSTING - KEEP GOING. 519 00:35:26,359 --> 00:35:33,066 ♪ OH, THOSE ROSES ARE BEAUTIFUL. COME ON 520 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,768 [ CHEERS ] ♪ YOU HAVE EIGHT SECONDS LEFT 521 00:35:34,768 --> 00:35:37,604 Jimmy: JAMES, THIS IS GREAT SORRY, THESE AREN'T WORKING. SEVEN, SIX-- 522 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:43,410 Audience: FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE [ WHISTLE 523 00:35:43,410 --> 00:35:45,378 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ BELL DINGS ] WHOA! 524 00:35:45,378 --> 00:35:47,347 WHOO! GOOD JOB. ALL RIGHT 525 00:35:47,347 --> 00:35:49,616 Jimmy: THIS IS GREAT. WELL, DONE. Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE 526 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:51,618 HAVE-- WE'RE IN THE ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW. TARIQ KIND OF WENT A LITTLE 527 00:35:51,618 --> 00:35:53,553 EASY DON'T - Tariq: DID I THOUGH 528 00:35:53,553 --> 00:35:55,955 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH YOU DON'T WANT TO JINX IT Jimmy: NO, THIS IS GOOD 529 00:35:55,955 --> 00:35:58,491 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS LOOKING GOOD ALL RIGHT, ARE WE READY FOR 530 00:35:58,491 --> 00:36:00,560 ROUND TWO? Jimmy: YES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 531 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,031 KIRK, YOU GOT THIS, BUD. OH, GOD OKAY, KIRK AND MARK, WHEN I 532 00:36:05,031 --> 00:36:09,736 SAY GO, YOU HAVE 30-- OR WHEN I, YOU KNOW-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 533 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:12,272 Jimmy: MARK DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO HOLD THE CAKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 534 00:36:12,272 --> 00:36:15,642 YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FLIP YOUR CAKES AND THEN DECORATE THE TOP. 535 00:36:15,642 --> 00:36:17,711 GOT IT GOT IT. ALL RIGHT 536 00:36:17,711 --> 00:36:20,113 OKAY Jimmy: COME ON, KIRK. READY, SET, GO! 537 00:36:20,113 --> 00:36:24,050 [ WHISTLE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 538 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:26,152 DECORATE THE CAKE. ♪ Jimmy: NO, THAT ONE'S 539 00:36:26,152 --> 00:36:28,054 BROKEN SORRY. ♪ 540 00:36:28,054 --> 00:36:29,956 HERE USE THIS. USE THIS STUFF ♪ 541 00:36:29,956 --> 00:36:34,894 OH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY. ♪ [ CLAPPING IN TIME ] 542 00:36:34,894 --> 00:36:37,497 ♪ I'M MAKING AN ELECTRIC HOT DOG. 543 00:36:37,497 --> 00:36:39,599 ♪ [ CLAPPING IN TIME ] WHAT? 544 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:42,202 ♪ [ CLAPPING IN TIME ] SALT BAE. 545 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:45,939 Jimmy: SALT BAE, SALT BAE, SALT BAE SEVEN, SIX-- 546 00:36:45,939 --> 00:36:50,410 Audience: FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE [ WHISTLE 547 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:55,081 [ BELL DINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT IS THAT? 548 00:36:55,081 --> 00:36:58,485 WHAT IS THAT IS THAT A HOT DOG? Jimmy: HE MADE ME A HOT DOG 549 00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:00,153 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S AN ELECTRIC HOT DOG. OKAY. 550 00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:04,190 [ SAD TUBA ] Tariq: OKAY IF THAT'S-- 551 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,725 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 552 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:08,328 Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALREADY AT A DISADVANTAGE. WE ARE READY FOR OUR 553 00:37:08,328 --> 00:37:09,896 THIRD-- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HOW DO I-- HOW DO 554 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:13,366 I-- [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT 555 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:16,036 HOT DOGS BEFORE. Jimmy: THE HECK IS GOING-- [ LAUGHTER ] 556 00:37:16,036 --> 00:37:19,706 CERTAIN ADULT STORES SELL THESE CAKES IN NEW YORK CITY [ LAUGHTER ] 557 00:37:19,706 --> 00:37:22,409 THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW Jimmy: IT'S A FAMILY SHOW [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 558 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:25,612 ALL RIGHT, WE ARE READY FOR OUR THIRD AND-- [ LAUGHTER ] 559 00:37:25,612 --> 00:37:28,114 Jimmy: WAIT, QUEST. Questlove: YES. Jimmy: I THINK WE GOTTA TO 560 00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:30,650 DOUBLE FLIP IT Tariq: OH [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 561 00:37:30,650 --> 00:37:32,919 Questlove: SAY WHAT Tariq: HE TALKING 'BOUT A A DOUBLE - 562 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:35,455 Jimmy: I'M TALKING 'BOUT A GREG LOUGANIS. I'M LIKE-- I'M TALKING 'BOUT 563 00:37:35,455 --> 00:37:37,424 A-- REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO DECORATE YOUR CAKES. 564 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,826 FINAL ROUND. Jimmy: HOW HIGH CAN YOU FLIP 565 00:37:39,826 --> 00:37:42,862 JIMMY, QUESTLOVE, YOU'RE UP GRAB YOUR CAKES-- Jimmy: BONUS-- BONUS POINTS 566 00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:45,165 FOR HOW HIGH YOU CAN FLIP. REMEMBER-- Questlove: I HAVE TO 567 00:37:45,165 --> 00:37:48,234 DOUBLE-FLIP THIS WAIT, WAIT, NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE TO FLIP IT, YOU HAVE TO 568 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:52,372 WRITE A MESSAGE TO ME. AND DON'T PHONE IT IN WITH AN X-O EITHER 569 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:54,240 I'M JUST SAYING. I'M JUST SAYING. ALL RIGHT. 570 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:57,510 READY, SET - Jimmy: AN X-O IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT THIS - 571 00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:59,612 GO! [ WHISTLE [ CHEERS ] 572 00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:04,617 OH! [ CHEERS ] ♪ 573 00:38:04,617 --> 00:38:07,020 LOOK AT HIM! ♪ KEEP GOING. 574 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:20,166 ♪ [ CHEERS ] THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO, 575 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:23,203 THERE YOU GO SEVEN, SIX-- Audience: FIVE, FOUR, THREE, 576 00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:28,475 TWO, ONE [ WHISTLE [ BELL DINGS ] 577 00:38:28,475 --> 00:38:31,745 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO 578 00:38:31,745 --> 00:38:35,582 ALL RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHICH ONE CAME OUT THE BEST. 579 00:38:35,582 --> 00:38:37,851 JIMMY AND QUESTLOVE-- LOOKIT. LOOKIT, LOOKIT, LOOKIT 580 00:38:37,851 --> 00:38:39,486 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WILL YOU PLEASE - LOOK AT WHAT HE DID 581 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:41,354 Questlove: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT [ LAUGHTER ] 582 00:38:41,354 --> 00:38:48,361 [ RIM SHOT ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT 583 00:38:48,361 --> 00:38:51,965 WHAT IS THAT Jimmy: THE METAL TIP IS STILL IN HERE. 584 00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:55,235 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S A LITTLE BONUS. OKAY, AUDIENCE, BY ROUND OF 585 00:38:55,235 --> 00:39:03,109 APPLAUSE, DO YOU LIKE TEAM JIMMY'S CAKE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 586 00:39:03,109 --> 00:39:10,116 OR TEAM QUESTLOVE'S CAKE [ LOUDER CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT. 587 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:13,620 I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER IT IS TEAM QUESTLOVE [ BELL DINGS ] 588 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:24,097 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 589 00:39:24,097 --> 00:39:26,066 Tariq: GET BACK NO! ♪ 590 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:31,438 HELL NO ♪ [ CHEERS ] 591 00:39:31,438 --> 00:39:41,247 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS ] 592 00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:43,550 Jimmy: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR "CAKE FLIP." ♪ 593 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:45,952 MY THANKS TO THE ROOTS FOR PLAYING, PADMA FOR HOSTING ♪ 594 00:39:45,952 --> 00:39:51,658 "TOP CHEF" - ♪ 595 00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:54,928 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 9:00 P.M. ON BRAVO WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 596 00:39:54,928 --> 00:40:12,278 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 597 00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:16,750 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO KENAN THOMPSON, KEL MITCHELL, PADMA LAKSHMI-- 598 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:22,088 WOW, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. 599 00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:24,724 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 600 00:40:24,724 --> 00:40:27,127 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 601 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:30,463 ♪ ♪