Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - FLORENCE PUGH,
GATEN MATARAZZO, MUSICAL GUEST, TALIB KWELI AND MADLIB
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
Questlove: 1818 Steve: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: WOO!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. HI, EVERYONE WELCOME, WELCOME
ENJOY YOURSELF THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR THAT APPLAUSE.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING YOU GUYS, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF
SPRING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE TODAY.
SOON, THE WEATHER WILL JUMP FROM 16 TO 64. IT'S BASICALLY THE OPPOSITE OF
MARCH MADNESS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'S OFFICIALLY SPRING
APRIL SHOWERS, MAY FLOWERS BY THE WAY, THOSE ARE TWO MORE PORN STARS TRUMP BRIBED WITH
HUSH MONEY [ LAUGHTER ] APRIL-- APRIL SHOWERS
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND, TRUMP POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA THAT HE EXPECTS
TO BE ARRESTED FOR HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO STORMY DANIELS TRUMP SAID, "THE FAR & AWAY
LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE AND FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL
BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK." FIRST OF ALL, AT LEAST HE'S
FINALLY ADMITTING HE'S THE FORMER PRESIDENT [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S PROGRESS. PROGRESS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BABY STEPS YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT TO HIM IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT EVERYONE
SENDS OUT A "SAVE THE DATE FOR THEIR OWN ARREST." YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I READ THAT TRUMP IS NOT EXCITED ABOUT BEING ARRESTED,
FINGERPRINTED, OR ASKING FOR BAIL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BUT HE IS EXCITED TO GET FRISKED. [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP. POLICE ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN
SILENT, NOW, BUT ALSO IN GENERAL. JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, IF THEY WANT TRUMP'S
FINGERPRINTS, THEY COULD HAVE JUST LOOKED AT THE CHEETO DUST ON HIS DIET COKE CANS.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND GET THIS, AFTER TRUMP SAID THAT HE EXPECTS TO BE ARRESTED,
HE URGED HIS SUPPORTERS TO STAND UP FOR HIM, WRITING, "PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION
BACK!" YEAH, EVEN HIS SUPPORTERS WERE THINKING, "YEAH, THAT REALLY
WORKED OUT WELL FOR US LAST TIME." [ LAUGHTER ]
DEFINITELY THINK ABOUT THAT. RIGHT NOW, FACEBOOK, TWITTER, AND YOUTUBE WERE LIKE, "COME
ON, MAN. WE JUST GAVE YOUR ACCOUNTS BACK
PLEASE." [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT
TRUMP THINKS HE'S GOING TO BE ARRESTED FOR HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO STORMY DANIELS
SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THE SITUATION A LITTLE CONFUSING, SO LET'S BREAK IT DOWN IN
PICTURES TRUMP SAID THAT HE'S ABOUT TO BE ARRESTED, AND AS A RESULT,
HE'S ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THIS CASE ISN'T THAT
SIMPLE IT'S NOT JUST BLACK AND WHITE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONLY REASON WE KNOW AN ARREST IS COMING, IS BECAUSE TRUMP TOLD US.
HE LEAKED IT HIMSELF [ LAUGHTER ] IT ALL STARTED WHEN TRUMP PAID
STORMY DANIELS FOR HER SILENCE HE WANTED THE STORY TO DISAPPEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT IT DIDN'T. [ AUDIENCE OOHS
AND NOW THAT TRUMP'S CLAIMING THAT ALL THE CHARGES AGAINST HIM ARE TOTALLY MADE UP--
- [ LAUGHTER ] - - HE'S HOPING THAT PROSECUTORS MIGHT LET THE WHOLE THING
SLIDE. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT IN THE END, THEY'RE
INDICTING HIM, WHICH, FOR TRUMP, IS A HUGE, CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE PHOTOS HELP MOVE IT ALONG.
♪ MEANWHILE, MIKE PENCE SAID THAT THE INDICTMENT OF TRUMP IS NOT
WHAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT TO SEE YEAH, PRETTY STRONG WORDS.
BUT WHEN SOMEONE ASKED MIKE PENCE, "WHAT DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT TO SEE?
HE SAID THIS
♪ [ APPLAUSE ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: WHAT Jimmy: I'M NOT SURE HE KNOWS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO AND WANT TO
NOT SEE. YEAH, TRUMP MIGHT BE INDICTED AND ARRESTED TOMORROW.
HE COULD BE IN A LOT OF LEGAL TROUBLE. BUT LUCKILY FOR HIM, HE'S AN
EXPERT ON THE LAW. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE DEFINITIONS HE HAS FOR SOME COMMON LEGAL
TERMS. FIRST UP, WHEN ASKED WHAT HABEAS CORPUS MEANS, TRUMP
SAID, "WHAT HARRY POTTER YELLS WHEN HE KILLS VOLDEMORT. [ LAUGHTER ]
NEXT UP, FOR BAIL, HE SAID, "WHAT I DO WHENEVER I HAVE PLANS WITH DON JR.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHEN ASKED WHAT SUBPOENA IS, HE SAID, "THAT GIRL WHO WAS A
A TEENAGE WITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
FOR MIRANDA RIGHTS, TRUMP SAID, "I'M MORE OF A SAMANTHA GUY. [ LAUGHTER ]
ALSO, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE "BRIEF," TRUMP SAID, "MY ENCOUNTER WITH STORMY DANIELS.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS NEXT UP, THE WORD
"MISDEMEANOR," TRUMP SAID, "THE LAST WINNER OF THE MISS USA CONTEST.
"MISS DEMEANOR." [ AUDIENCE OOHS UP NEXT, WHEN ASKED TO DEFINE
SEQUESTER, TRUMP SAID, "THE DRUMMER FOR THE ROOTS. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, FOR THE WORD "PRECEDENT," HE SAID, "WHAT I STILL AM 'CAUSE THE ELECTION
WAS RIGGED!" [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
SOME NEWS FROM OVERSEAS. TODAY, CHINESE PRESIDENT, XI JINPING, TRAVELLED TO RUSSIA
TO MEET WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN. PUTIN WAS JUST HAPPY TO GET OUT OF HIS BUNKER, WHILE XI WAS
LIKE, "WORST SPRING BREAK EVER." [ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, PUTIN AND XI WERE TOGETHER FOR OVER FOUR HOURS WAITING FOR THE OTHER ONE TO SIP THEIR
DRINK FIRST. [ LAUGHTER ] "LET'S TRADE
YOU TAKE MINE, AND I'LL TAKE YOURS? LET'S TRADE AGAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] SWITCHING GEARS. SOME BUSINESS NEWS, TACO BELL
JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE BRINGING BACK TWO OF THEIR SPICIEST MENU ITEMS EVER, THE
VOLCANO BURRITO AND VOLCANO TACO [ AUDIENCE OOHS
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THEIR SLOGAN FOR IT THOUGH. "SPRING CLEAN YOUR INSIDES."
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE WHAT
SOME SPORTS NEWS WELL, GUYS IT WAS A CRAZY WEEKEND OF MARCH
MADNESS. WE'RE DOWN TO THE SWEET 16 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
NUMBER 15, PRINCETON, IS THE BIGGEST UNDERDOG LEFT IN THE TOURNAMENT
YEAH MARKING-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
MARKING THE FIRST TIME UNDERDOG AND PRINCETON HAVE BEEN USED IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT PRINCETON HAS REACHED THE SWEET
16, AND THEY GOT-- THEY'RE SUPER EXCITED. I'VE GOT TO SAY, CELEBRATIONS
AT PRINCETON ARE A BIT DIFFERENT THAN MOST TEAMS.
FOR EXAMPLE, THIS WAS THE SCENE AFTER TENNESSEE REACHED SWEET 16
♪
IF YOU ARE PLAYING IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT, THIS IS THE KIND OF LOCKER ROOM YOU WANT
[ SCREECH Jimmy: YEP. AND HERE'S HOW PRINCETON
Jimmy: YEP. AND HERE'S HOW PRINCETON CELEBRATED
GOOD GAME, CHAPS. HIP, HIP, HOORAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: DIFFERENT SCENE. AND FINALLY, AFTER THE FIRST
WEEKEND OF MARCH MADNESS, THERE ARE NO MORE PERFECT BRACKETS YEAH
THANKS TO ALL THE UPATES-- THE UPSETS, EVERYONE'S BRACKET WAS BUSTED, WHICH ISN'T SURPRISING
THE CHANCES OF HAVING A PERFECT BRACKET ARE ONE IN NINE QUINTILLION.
IN FACT, THE WHOLE THING INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A TINY SONG
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ YOUR PICKS FELT
SO BRILLIANT 1 IN 9 QUINTILLION ♪ ♪ ARE TRUSTED
THEN FDU WEN AND F'D UP PURDUE ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
♪ NOW YOU'RE BUSTED POOR ARIZONA THEIR EXIT JUST BONED YA
YOU'RE BUSTED ♪ ♪ MISSOURI GOT SERVED BY SOME OL' PRINCETON NERD
NOW YOU'RE BUSTE YOU STUDIED THEM SHARPLY ♪ ♪ YOU LISTENED TO BARKLEY
PICKED KANSA BUT THEY DIDN'T WIN THOUGH YOUR 10-YEAR-OLD BROTHER ♪
♪ PICKED BY JERSEY COLO NOW YOU'RE SENDING I TWO GRAND ON VENMO ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ NOT EVEN DeSANTIS PICKED FLORIDA ATLANTI
YOU'RE BUSTED ♪ ♪ SO NOW JUST BE THANKFUL YOU DIDN'T PAY STORMY DANIEL
YOU'RE BUSTED ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FLORENCE PUGH IS HERE, TONIGHT GATEN MATARAZZO IS JOINING US. AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM
TALIB KWELI AND MADLIB STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
FLORENCE PUGH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING. OH.
[ AUDIENCE OHs ] LET'S THINK SAUSAGE. 'ELLO.
SAY IT SAUSAGE. YOU DON'T SAY HAM-- HAM AND
PINEAPPLE. YOU GO SAUSAGE OI
OI! Jimmy: OI OI.
Jimmy: SAUSAGE. YEAH
AND YOU YELL AT PEOPLE YOU GET IN THE PIZZA-- YOU GO, "HEY, SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS.
OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTRESS WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "A GOOD PERSON," WHICH IS IN THEATERS
THIS FRIDAY. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, FLORENCE PUGH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU
Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT THE BACK LOOKS GORGEOUS. I'VE NEVER HAD SOMEONE WANT
TO SEE MY BACK WHEN I ARRIVE - Jimmy: SORRY.-- BUT SURE
THAT'S OKAY. Jimmy: I'M JUST-- IT'S A A STUNNING DRESS
THANK YOU Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE
I APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE. YOUR FAMILY CAME WITH YOU ON THE TRIP TO NEW YORK
OF COURSE THEY DID. Jimmy: YEAH-- WHICH I-- I DO LOVE.
YOU KNOW WHO'S STEALING THE SHOW, THOUGH IT'S-- IT'S GRANNY.
IT'S GRANZO PAT Jimmy: GRANNY PAT, I'M IN LOVE WITH.
EVERYONE IS EVERYONE TREATS HER LIKE A A PRINCESS, AND SHE'S LIKE,
"I'M HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT-- DOES SHE?
HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU AND GRANNY ON THE RED CARPET NO!
Jimmy: NO, COME ON. YEAH [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
YEAH. Jimmy: HOW IS SHE LOVING HER NEW FOUND FAME
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE ACTUALLY GOT HER FIRST GIFTING.
Jimmy: FIRST WHAT GIFTING LIKE, SHE'S NOW SO FAMOUS THAT
PEOPLE ARE GIFTING HER THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] AND-- I WENT TO ISLAND, AND
SOMEONE CAME AND GAVE HER A GIFT, AND WHEN SHE RECEIVED IT, MONTHS LATER, SHE GOES,
"YOU MUST-- YOU MUST GIVE ME THE ADDRESS OF THAT PERSON." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I WAS LIKE, "WHICH PERSON ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AND SHE GOES, "THE PERSON THAT
GAVE ME THAT BEAUTIFUL HANDBAG I NEED TO WRITE HER A THANK-YOU NOTE."
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] Jimmy: SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
AND I WAS LIKE, "GRANNY, I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THAT IS." [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH NO ONE EVEN DOES THAT-- GOOD FOR GRANNY PAT
I LOVE HER I KNOW, BUT SHE'S GOING TO WEAR IT, AT SOME POINT, AND
SHOW THAT SHE'S VERY THANKFUL. Jimmy: AND HOW DOES SHE GET, LIKE-- DOES SHE-- DOES SHE
MINGLE WITH OTHER CELEBRITIES? I DON'T KNOW. OH, YEAH, NO, NO, ACTUALLY, NO,
ONE TIME AT VENICE, SHE KEPT ON GOING UP TO CHRIS PINE AND - [ LAUGHTER ]
SHE KEPT ON GOING UP AND BEING LIKE, "I'M MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON. I KNOW.
Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST. YEAH. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE, OKAY "A GOOD PERSON." YES
Jimmy: THIS IS WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ZACH BRAFF YES
Jimmy: WHO I LOVE HE'S A GREAT GUY SO TALENTED, BUT ALSO SUPER
FUNNY. YEAH, LET'S GIVE HIM APPLAUSE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH, LOVE ZACH BRAFF
I LIKE THAT GUY. YES HE TOLD ME TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT,
AND AS HE TEXTED, "TELL MOMMY I LOVE HIM." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND IT WAS A TYPO-- Jimmy: YEAH IT ACTUALLY WAS JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF HE-- I WAS LIKE, "DID HE EVER CALL
ME MOMMY THAT'S COOL. BUT I LOVE-- I LOVE THE
FACT THAT "TELL MOMMY I LOVE HIM. Jimmy: TELL-- TELL--
TELL - TELL MOMMY YOU LOVE HIM TOO Jimmy: TELL HIM MOMMY LOVES
HIM SO MUCH. MOMMY LOVES YOU, ZACH. [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT HE-- HE WROTE THIS FILM FOR YOU. HE DID.
HE WROTE IT FOR ME Jimmy: YOU WERE HIS MUSE. I MEAN -
I WAS HIS MUSE-- I THINK ALSO THERE'S LIKE-- THERE'S SO MUCH EASE WITH READING A SCRIPT
WHEN SOMEONE KNOWS HOW YOU TALK AND HOW FAR THEY CAN, LIKE, PUSH YOU AND WHAT YOU'RE
CAPABLE OF DOING SO IT WAS JUST A JOY Jimmy: YEAH
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. Jimmy: AND I GOT TO SAY ALSO, I LOVE MOLLY SHANNON
WHO DOESN'T LOVE MOLLY SHANNON BUT SHE'S IN THE FILM AS WELL. SHE IS.
SHE PLAYS MY MOTHER. MOLLY SHANNON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: HOW IS MOLLY JUST FUN, RIGHT? UNBELIEVABLE.
SO FUNNY SO AMAZING TO WORK WITH. WE HAVE THIS EPIC SCENE WHERE
WE LIKE-- WE-- WE CHASE EACH OTHER-- WELL I RUN AWAY FROM HER, AND
SHE'S CHASING AFTER ME, AND IT GETS INTO QUITE A BIT OF A A TUSSLE
AND HALFWAY THROUGH FIGHTING-- LIKE DOING THE SCENE, WE HAD TO PAUSE, BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING
QUITE AGGRESSIVE AND INSTEAD OF US, LIKE, MAYBE NOT FIGHTING AS HARD, SHE WAS
LIKE, "LET'S PUT SOME PADS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT-- THAT WAS THE
APPROACH-- WAS LIKE INSTEAD OF NOT ACTUALLY BEATING EACH OTHER UP, LET'S PUT PADS ON SO WE CAN
GO HARDER. Jimmy: AND KEEP-- REALLY GO HARDER
YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT IS SO MOLLY,
RIGHT? YEAH. Jimmy: THAT'S PERFECT
YOU ALSO GET TO-- YOU WROTE AND YOU GET TO SING IN THIS MOVIE.
I DO, YEAH. Jimmy: AND WHAT A LOVELY VOICE YOU HAVE
AND IT'S - THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I WANT TO-- I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE. I WANT TO HEAR MORE.
WELL, WHAT'S COOL IS-- IS IT'S THE FIRST TIME THAT I'VE ACTUALLY WRITTEN A SONG FOR
A CHARACTER AND PERFORMED A SONG AS THE CHARACTER AS WELL
SO THAT WAS REALLY NICE. BUT THEN OUTSIDE OF THE MOVIE, I GOT TO RECORD THEM AS HOW I
WOULD LIKE THEM, AS ME, AS LIKE THE CREATOR. SO, WHEN THE MOVIE COMES OUT,
MY SONGS ARE GOING TO BE ON THE SOUNDTRACK AS WELL SO, HAVE A LITTLE LOOK
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: DO YOU GET-- DO YOU GET NERVOUS?
I-- I-- I-- 'CAUSE WE-- OBVIOUSLY WE KNOW YOU CAN ACT, BUT YOU'RE LIKE-- SINGING IS
KIND OF A PRIVATE THING YOU DO LIKE IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOU GO, I'M NOT SURE IN
FRONT OF PEOPLE. YEAH. I THINK-- WELL FOR YEARS, I
WOULD-- I WAS ALWAYS MORE OF A SINGER/SONGWRITER. IT WAS HAPPENING MORE WHEN I
WAS YOUNGER, SINGER/SONGWRITING, THAN IT WAS ACTING
AND THEN WHEN I DID FIRST GIG AS AN ACTOR, IT JUST TOOK OFF IN THAT WAY.
AND SO, I HADN'T DONE IT IN A LONG WHILE SO, YEAH, THERE'S A BIT OF
CONFIDENCE BUILDING, BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED TO DO IT. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO IT FOR
AGES Jimmy: YEAH, OH, CRUSHER, IT'S GREAT
IN THE MOVIE, YOUR CHARACTER CUTS HER OWN HAIR. YEAH.
Jimmy: AND I HEARD THAT YOU ACTUALLY SAID, "I'LL CUT MY OWN HAIR."
IT WAS MY IDEA. I WAS LIKE, "ZACH, I THINK I SHOULD CHOP MY HAIR OFF AT THE
BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE." AND HE WAS LIKE-- Jimmy: THE BEGINNING OF THE
MOVIE.-- COOL THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH AND I WAS LIKE-- Jimmy: WE HAVE THE WHOLE
MOVIE TO SHOOT AND I - Jimmy: YOU, YEAH--
YEAH, LITERALLY, IT WAS THAT-- IT WAS-- BUT HOW DO WE DO THIS SHOOTING IN ORDER?
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THEY FIGURED IT OUT Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE
IT OUT," 'CAUSE YOU DID IT I DID IT! Jimmy: YOU CUT YOUR OWN
HAIR THAT WAS-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: I MEAN [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, BEAUTIFUL JOB.
SO THE POINT IS, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BIT SHABBY, BUT OBVIOUSLY IN BETWEEN
LIKE-- WE WERE SHOOTING WE WERE TRYING TO SHOOT ALL OF IT IN-- IN THE ONE TAKE
I-- WE COULDN'T-- WE HAD TO CHANGE THE SETUP Jimmy: YEAH
AND SO, THERE WAS ONE PORTION, FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR, WHERE I HAD ONE REALLY
LONG STRAND OF HAIR DOWN TO MY HIP, AND THEN THE REST OF IT WAS THIS SHORT LIKE A UNICORN.
Jimmy: YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND IT'S LIKE THE ULTIMATE
MULLET Jimmy: AND-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE SAY WHAT THE MOVIE IS ABOUT TO KIND OF EXPLAIN WHY YOU WOULD CUT YOUR OWN HAIR?
YES, WHY I'M DOING THAT SORRY, GUYS. Jimmy: YEAH
IT IS ABOUT-- IT'S ABOUT ADDICTION. IT'S ABOUT GRIEF
IT'S ABOUT GUILT IT'S ABOUT THE OPIOID CRISIS AND IN FANTASTIC ZACH BRAFF
FASHION, HE FINDS MOMENTS OF LIGHTNESS IN, YOU KNOW, MANY STORIES OF DARKNESS.
AND SO, WE'VE CREATED A MOVIE THAT, HOPEFULLY, IT WILL EFFECT THE RIGHT PEOPLE, AND MAYBE
SOME OTHERS TOO, ALONG THE WAY BUT YEAH, WE FIND MY CHARACTER, ALLISON, ON THIS REALLY TRICKY
AND TOUGH JOURNEY ABOUT RECOVERY AND ABOUT ADDICTION AND I GET TO HANG OUT WITH
MORGAN FREEMAN AND MOLLY SHANNON-- Jimmy: YEAH
YEAH, OHH Jimmy: IT'S REALLY GREAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S FLORENCE PUGH IN "A GOOD PERSON."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
♪ HI.
I'M HERE TO GET A PRESCRIPTION REFILLED LAST NAME, JOHNSON
BIRTHDAY, AUGUST 24th. OKAY. FOR WHICH MEDICATION
UH, THE OXY OXYCONTIN. IT SAYS HERE YOU ARE OUT OF
REFILLS. I SEE YOU'VE BEEN ON THEM FOR OVER A YEAR NOW.
YOUR DOCTOR IS PROBABLY TRYING TO WEAN YOU OFF OF THEM. AS I'M SURE YOU KNOW, THEY CAN
BE VERY ADDICTIVE. OH, REALLY? I HADN'T [ BLEEP ] HEARD THAT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SORRY.
I'M SORRY. Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
FLORENCE PUGH, EVERYONE. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. "A GOOD PERSON" IS IN THEATERS
THIS FRIDAY. FLORENCE AND I ARE PLAYING A A FUN GAME WHEN WE COME BACK
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: NO-- HERE'S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE BEST, IS THAT YOU'RE SINGING THIS BEAUTIFUL,
SAD SONG THERE'S THIS SPONGEBOB BALLOON--
- [ LAUGHTER ] - - FLOATING BEHIND YOU DUDE, THAT WAS--
Jimmy: A HELIUM BALLOON AND LIKE A DJ GOING, "WHAT IS GOING ON?"
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK WE'RE HANGING OUT WITH FLORENCE PUGH, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOW, FLORENCE, WE LOVE GETTING
TO KNOW OUR GUESTS HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
TO DO IT WHILE PLAYING A GAME. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "GUEST TEST. HERE WE GO
GUEST TEST, YEAH ♪ Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS. BEFORE THE SHOW, YOU ANSWERED
A SERIES QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT YOU LIKE. YEP
Jimmy: AND NOW EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE IS GOING TO TRY TO GUESS YOUR ANSWERS
EVERYONE HAS CLICKERS AT THEIR SEATS. SO, YOU CAN VOTE ANSWERS A OR
B. OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO DO FIVE QUESTIONS.
AND HERE'S THE DEAL. IF OUR AUDIENCE GETS AT LEAST THREE QUESTIONS RIGHT, EVERYONE
GETS A FREE PINT OF TONIGHT DOUGH BEN AND JERRY'S ICE CREAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO, YEAH, YOU GUYS - I'M SORRY IF IT DOESN'T WORK
OUT YOUR WAY, GUYS [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE THAT'S-- THAT'S A GOOD
PRIZE. Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE REALLY
DISAPPOINTED, YEAH BECAUSE IT WAS GOING SO WELL I KNOW.
Jimmy: THE INTERVIEW WAS GREAT. WE LOVED YOU
WE WERE GIVING YOU A STANDING OVATION. NOW, WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN THEY'RE GOING TO THROW ICE CREAM AT ME.
Jimmy: WE WANT ICE CREAM. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. THIS FIRST QUESTION--
I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS EITHER, SO I'M NOT - THESE AREN'T RIGGED.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE '90s SONG IS IT, A, "BLUE DA BA DEE"
EIFFEL 65. ♪ I'M BLUE DA BA DE DA BU DIE ♪
OKAY OR IS IT "BARBIE GIRL" BY AQUA ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL
[ HUMMING BARBIE GIRL I'M GOING TO VOTE TWO. QUEST YOU'RE VOTING TWO?
TARIQ YOU'RE VOTING? [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
I THINK I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S "BLUE DA BA DEE. Tariq: ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
MY FAVE? Jimmy: NO, WE'RE PICKING FLORENCE'S -
YEAH, SURE, YOUR FAVORITE Jimmy: FLORENCES'S FAVORITE Tariq: AH, OKAY
I'VE GOT TO GO WITH MY OWN I'M "BARBIE GIRL" ALL THE WAY. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE AUDIENCE RESULTS THE AUDIENCE CHOSE "BARBIE
GIRL." UH-OH. FLORENCE, TELL US WHAT IS YOUR
FAVORITE SONG FROM THE '90s. IT'S "BLUE. [ SAD TUBA ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HANG ON, THERE'S A REASON. Jimmy: WHY?
I'M TEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN MY OLDER SISTER, AND WHEN THAT WAS HAPPENING, MY OLDER SISTER
WAS PLAYING IT ALL THE TIME. AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS, LIKE, THE DISCO TUNE
Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I'D WALK PAST HER
ROOM AND I WOULD BE LIKE - [ HUMMING [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: I LIKE IT. AND SO, THAT'S JUST BEEN IN MY HEAD.
Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT WE'RE 0 FOR 1 FOR AUDIENCE, BUT WE ARE GETTING TO KNOW YOU
YES Jimmy: YEAH, WHICH I LOVE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
Jimmy: THAT'S THE IMPORTANT-- YEAH. JUST TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
THAT'S ALL WE REALLY WANT. MORE THAN ICE CREAM. IT'S FRIENDSHIP.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLORENCE PUGH MOVIE?
THIS IS A TRICKY QUESTION TO ASK YOU. YEAH, THIS IS A WEIRD ONE
BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH MY OWN MOVIES, LIKE, ON THE REGULAR [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE ODD. OH, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT I'LL WATCH MY OWN MOVIE.
IS IT "MIDSOMMAR," OR IS IT "LADY MACBETH" ♪
IT'S A HARD ONE THIS IS A WEIRD ONE AS WELL. Jimmy: YEAH, THIS IS
A TRICKY ONE FOR ME. YEAH I MEAN -
STUMPED Jimmy: YEAH, I'M GOING TO SAY "MIDSOMMAR."
I'M GOING TO SAY, A, "MIDSOMMAR." TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ON
THIS Tariq: I'M GOING TO GO, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID,
"MIDSOMMAR," I'M GOING TO GO - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU GOING TO GO THE
OPPOSITE Tariq: YEAH, MAN. Jimmy: CROWD, ARE YOU
LEANING ONE WAY OR THE OTHER [ AUDIENCE SAYS "MIDSOMMAR" Jimmy: "MIDSOMMAR."
[ CHEERS ] THE AUDIENCE IS SAYING "MIDSOMMAR."
WHAT ARE WE SAYING RIGHT HERE? AUDIENCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? [ CHEERING ]
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. OH! Jimmy: YOU'RE VERY, VERY
CLOSE. YOU WERE SO CLOSE IT'S "LADY MACBETH"!
[ AUDIENCE OHs ] [ SAD TUBA ] Jimmy: ARE YOU DOING IT ON
PURPOSE? ARE YOU DOING IT ON PURPOSE? HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON
OKAY THE QUESTION WAS, WHICH ONE-- I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT
WAS. LIKE, DO I WANT TO WATCH THEM OR DID I ENJOY BEING IN THEM
AND BECAUSE IT WAS SUCH A WEIRD, SMALL BUDGET MOVIE AND I APPRECIATED WHAT IT DID FOR
ME AND MY CAREER, I CHOSE "LADY MACBETH. BUT NOW I'M SORRY.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE THING.
SO, WE HAVE TWO-- ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO GET THESE NEXT THREE COMPLETELY RIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, GUYS. Jimmy: BUT THE AUDIENCE GOT
TO GO HOME WITH ICE CREAM TONIGHT. WE'VE GOT TO REALLY FOCUS UP,
GUYS [ CHEERS ] THINK.
WE ARE FLORENCE PUGH WE ARE IN FLORENCE'S BRAIN READY?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? [ LAUGHTER ] IS IT, A, RUSTY ORANGE
OR IS IT, B, SKY BLUE? I THINK-- I'M GOING TO SAY RUSTY ORANGE
I'M FEELING-- FLORENCE, I THINK SKY BLUE IS TOO COMMON FOR YOU.
YEAH, IT'S A BIT-- IT'S-- I DON'T KNOW I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING.
Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY BUT YOU ALMOST SAID SOMETHING. I DID, AND I'M SO SORRY
Jimmy: GUYS, DID YOU-- ALL RIGHT, DID YOU HEAR THAT ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION
I SAID NOTHING. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO SAY RUSTY ORANGE.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. AUDIENCE, WHAT IS FLORENCE'S FAVORITE COLOR
RUSTY ORANGE IT'S THE ANSWER? YES
Jimmy: YES! [ DING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: WE WANT TO GET ICE CREAM.
ALL RIGHT. WE GOT ONE. Jimmy: I DO LOVE RUSTY
ORANGE ME TOO. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S ACTUAL
RUST Jimmy: OOH, YEAH. YEAH, AND YOU SHOULDN'T
TOUCH IT BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET ILL AND DIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH YOU ALWAYS DO - Jimmy: THE DANGEROUS COLOR.
YEAH, EXACTLY. I WANT MY COLORS TO BE DANGEROUS.
[ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO
FIERY RED Jimmy: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO RELAX
IS IT, A, A MASSAGE AND THEN AUDIO BOOK OR IS IT, B, A BATH AND "REAL
HOUSEWIVES"? [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, YOU-- THIS IS BATH AND
"REAL HOUSEWIVES." I THINK MASSAGE AND AUDIO BOOK IS NOT -
YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO RELAX A BATH AND "REAL HOUSEWIVES" IS UNBELIEVABLE
IF YOU REALLY WATCH "REAL HOUSEWIVES," IT IS RELAXING. I'M GOING TO SAY IT'S--
[ LAUGHTER ] I DO I LOVE IT.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT I GO, IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT Jimmy: I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THAT. THAT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE IT
SO, I'M GOING TO GO B ON THIS ONE. TARIQ, WHAT DO YOU THINK
Tariq: DUDE, DEFINITELY MASSAGE AND AUDIO BOOK [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: MASSAGE AND AUDIO BOOK IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING TOO
MANY THINGS AT ONCE. PRESSING PLAY AND PAUSE. LOUD, UP, HARDER, SOFTER
TOO MUCH INVOLVED. BATH AND "REAL HOUSEWIVES," WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK
AUDIENCE LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. [ AUDIENCE SAYS B
BATH AND "REAL HOUSEWIVES" YES [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ Jimmy: JUST ONE MORE TO GO! ONE MORE TO GO
YOU'RE SO RIGHT THOUGH. [ LAUGHTER ] IT REALLY IS SO RELAXING
KNOWING THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT OR THIS Jimmy: NO
IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS NONE OF MY BUSINESS Jimmy: I LOVE WATCHING OTHER
PEOPLE - BUT I CAN SIT IN THE BATH AND DRINK MY WINE.
Jimmy: YES! AND GO MUAHH. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE LAST ONE THIS IS FOR BEN AND JERRY'S ICE
CREAM FOR EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE [ CHEERS ]
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE KNEELING ON YOUR CHAIR.
Jimmy: I'M EXCITED. I'M FREAKING OUT YOU LOOK SO -
Jimmy: THIS IS, LIKE, A BIG DEAL DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE
WOULD BE HAPPY IF YOU GET THIS RIGHT? THIS IS--
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, AND YOU'LL NOW REALLY KNOW ME.
Jimmy: AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU. HERE WE GO
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING. OH.
[ AUDIENCE OHs ] OH, NO Jimmy: BUT THIS IS TRICKY
BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM-- YOU'RE ENGLAND. YEAH.
WELL, WHAT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ]
I STILL HAVE TASTE Jimmy: I KNOW BUT THERE'S DIFFERENT RULES
THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, I SEE
Jimmy: IS IT, A-- IT CAN'T BE THIS. A, HAM AND PINEAPPLE
OR, B, SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOMS OOH, SILENCE ♪
I'VE BEEN TO ENGLAND A BUNCH OF TIMES. AND I FEEL LIKE HAM AND
PINEAPPLE ARE, LIKE, AMERICANIZED THEY BROUGHT THAT OVER THERE
AND PEOPLE GOT USED TO IT. YEAH. YEAH
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH LET'S THINK SAUSAGE. 'ELLO.
SAY IT SAUSAGE. SAUSAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S HOW THEY SAY IT YOU DON'T SAY HAM-- HAM AND
PINEAPPLE. YOU GO SAUSAGE 'EY!
OI OI! Jimmy: OI, SAUSAGE.
YOU YELL AT PEOPLE [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GET IT AND -
'EY, SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM. YELL IT. I THINK IT IS--
ARE YOU USING YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU SPEAK OR NOT? Jimmy: NO
NOT AT ALL IT'S SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM. AND YOU YELL IT AT PEOPLE.
GUYS, I THINK-- WHAT ARE WE THINKING HERE? B
Jimmy: WE'VE GOT TO VOTE. COME ON. I WANT ICE CREAM SO BAD.
LET'S SEE THE RESULTS. SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM IS THAT CORRECT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGING ♪
Jimmy: YES! ICE CREAM! COME ON!
SAUSAGE AND MUSHROOM ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY! TONIGHT DOUGH AND
FLORENCE PUGH! "A GOOD PERSON" HITS THEATERS THIS FRIDAY!
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GATEN MATARAZZO. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS
A VERY, VERY TALENTED ACTOR, WHO YOU KNOW FROM "STRANGER THINGS."
HE'S CURRENTLY STARRING IN THE BROADWAY MUSICAL, "SWEENEY TODD," WHICH IS PLAYING AT THE
LUNT-FONTANNE THEATRE. IT'S PHENOMENAL. PLEASE WELCOME,
GATEN MATARAZZO, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
♪ COME ON, BUDDY I HAVE A FRIEND HERE TODAY
WHO WAS IN THE LIVE TAPING Jimmy: YOU HAVE A FRIEND HERE
AT THE TAPING AND I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T-- I THINK IT WAS JUST BY
COINCIDENCE. Jimmy: OH, REALLY STAND UP AND WAVE RIGHT NOW
Jimmy: OH, IS THAT-- HEY, BUDDY! HEY -
I MISS YOU! Jimmy: HI - YAY
WE DID "DEAR EVAN HANSEN" TOGETHER Jimmy: OH, MY GOD
THANKS, BUDDY Jimmy: YOU CAN SING, BUDDY. YOU CAN REAL -
YOU'RE A BROADWAY-- THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU'RE A BROADWAY
TRAINED ACTOR. YOU CAN SING I MEAN, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU Jimmy: I MEAN IT IS INSANE.
THAT'S VERY NICE.
YOU CAN REAL - YOU'RE A BROADWAY--
DO YOU JUST GO, "OH, YEAH, IT'S COOL." OR DO YOU--
THANK YOU Jimmy: WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "STRANGER THINGS."
PLEASE. Jimmy: LAST TIME WE WERE ON THE SHOW, IT WAS ABOUT TO--
SECOND PART WAS ABOUT TO COME OUT. RIGHT, THAT'S TRUE.
BACK TO FREELANCE Jimmy: I-- I'M-- I'M GOING TO BAWL MY BRAINS OUT.
ME TOO. Jimmy: I'M GOING TO BE SO SAD.
CCD SMILES, IT'S A-- CCD IS SHORT FOR CLEIDOCRANIAL DYSPLASIA.
IT'S A CONDITION I HAVE MYSELF AS WELL AS MANY OTHER WONDERFUL PEOPLE WHO I'VE GOTTEN TO MEET
AND-- MY MAIN GOAL-- OF COURSE WE'RE THERE TO RAISE MONEY FOR PEOPLE CAN GET THE
TREATMENTS THEY NEED, WHICH-- CAN RANGE FROM DENTAL SURGERIES AND IMPLANTS AND THINGS LIKE
THAT AND CAN ALSO-- THERE'S A A WHOLE ARRAY OF THINGS THAT WE'RE JUST FIGURING OUT THAT
ARE ASSOCIATED WITH CCD. THAT'S MY BIGGEST GOAL IS TO LET THIS ORGANIZATION BE A
A BEACON FOR PEOPLE AND FOR MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS SO PEOPLE CAN LEARN FROM THOSE WHO ARE
EXPERIENCING IT. Jimmy: START THE CONVERSATION
EXACTLY, THAT'S WHAT'S GREAT, IS YOU CAN'T EXPECT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS AND
DOCTORS TO-- TO KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS. SO IT'S REALLY QUITE A COOL
FEELING WHEN YOU CAN TEACH SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN-- WHO'S AN EXPERT IN SO MANY FIELDS AND
HELP THEM LEARN. AND HELP THEM TREAT PATIENTS BETTER BASED ON THE EXPERIENCES
YOU'VE HAD AND THAT'S WHAT'S REALLY COOL. YOU GOT-- LIKE MY-- MY FAMILY
HAS A BAKERY AND WE'RE DOING THIS THING WHERE-- ON CCDSMILES.ORG AND ON OUR-- ON
OUR BAKERY'S WEBSITE, JOE'S BAKE SHOP. YOU CAN BUY LIKE COOKIES AND A
A LOT OF THE PROCEEDS WILL GO TO CCD SMILES. Jimmy: THERE YOU GO
SO CHECK IT OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IF YOU LIKE FOOD--
Jimmy: IF YOU LIKE-- YEAH-- WE LOVE FOOD I'VE HAD THEM BEFORE
WHO'S - Jimmy: THEY'RE DELICIOUS. YES -
Jimmy: I'VE HAD THEM. YOU HAD THEM LAST TIME. Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, I LOVE
IT YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT "SWEENEY
TODD." YEAH, SURE. Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE EXCITED
ABOUT THIS, BUDDY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ME TOO!
Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG DEAL IT IS IT'S COOL!
Jimmy: BACK ON BROADWAY-- AND YOU'VE BEEN DOING BROADWAY MOST OF YOUR LIFE--
YEAH, SINCE I WAS - Jimmy: I FOUND IT --- NINE YEARS OLD
Jimmy: NINE YEAH. [ CHEERS ]
Jimmy: I FOUND A PHOTO OF YOU SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS - OH, NO.
Jimmy: BACKSTAGE AT BROADWAY THIS IS-- YEAH
Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY.-- THEATRE.
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] YEAH OH, BOY.
Jimmy: WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A KID-- A BROADWAY KID. I MEAN, JUST-- I MEAN I KNOW
IT'S A LOT-- BUT YOU JUST - BANANAS Jimmy: YEAH
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S GREAT. IT'S SO COOL
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU LIKE-- LIKE SAY AT KARAOKE? LIKE WHAT IF I -
ARE YOU FUN? KARAOKE Jimmy: OR ARE YOU TOO GOOD?
NO-- Jimmy: WHERE I JUST GOT TO LEAVE.
NO-- KIDS ARE NEVER FUN AT KARAOKE BECAUSE-- LIKE EVERYONE'S THERE TO LIKE BE
DRUNK AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, BUT LIKE - Jimmy: BROADWAY KIDS--
WHEN BROADWAY KIDS-- THEY'RE LIKE IN THE BATHROOM THEY'RE LIKE, "BRR, BRR, RAA."
[ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE LIKE GETTING TEA BEFOREHAND
AND THEY'RE LIKE - Jimmy: YOU'RE WARMING - AND THEY'RE LIKE-- THEY'RE
LIKE WARMING UP. AND THEY'RE LIKE, "AHH, I CAN'T MESS THIS UP."
Jimmy: YEAH AND SOME OF THEM ARE LIKE - ♪ I'M A BARBIE GIRL
IN A BARBIE WORLD ♪ YEAH. Jimmy: AND YOU'RE LIKE, "ME,
ME, ME, ME, ME." THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE-- WE ALWAYS LIKE-- THE BIGGEST
DAMPER ON THE NIGHT BY DOING LIKE SOME LIKE REALLY SAD BALLAD
THIS GUY?" Jimmy: LIKE WHAT-- WHAT WOULD YOU DO
I-- I SANG-- THERE WERE A A GOOD NUMBER OF THEM. MY FIRST SONG I EVER SANG WAS
"FLY ME TO THE MOON" BY FRANK SINATRA. THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: AT NINE YEARS OLD? AT SIX YEARS OLD AT THIS
POINT. Jimmy: WOW. I REMEMBER-- I DID-- I HAD
A FEDORA AND EVERYTHING. I DID THIS LITTLE HAT TRICK, WHERE I DID LIKE A FLIP AND
PEOPLE JUST LOVED IT Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT THING BUT I DID-- THERE WAS ONE TIME I SANG "BRING HIM HOME"
FROM "LES MIS," WHICH IS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SONG, BUT AT KARAOKE NIGHT.
[ LAUGHTER ] LIKE READY THE ROOM, DUDE. Jimmy: WE WANT-- DON'T--
YEAH, WE WANT "DON'T STOP BELIEVING. WE WANT-- EXACTLY.
Jimmy: WE WANT TO CRUSH IT, BUT-- SOME NINE YEAR OLD IS
JUST-- AH, MAN. Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW-- WE ACTUALLY FOUND A VIDEO OF YOU
SINGING A KARAOKE. WHICH - Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
[ AUDIENCE AWS ] HERE'S GATEN MATARAZZO SINGING "BRING HIM HOME" -
OH MY-- YOU FOUND "BRING HIM HOME?" Jimmy: FROM-- FROM
"LES MIS." OH, I'M SINGING - Jimmy: GET THE PARTY
STARTED! HERE WE GO I-- I-- I TALKED ABOUT.
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT-- HERE'S WHAT - TALK ABOUT A FASHION
STATEMENT. Jimmy: HERE'S-- NO-- HERE'S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE
BEST IS THAT YOU'RE SINGING THIS BEAUTIFUL, SAD SONG THERE'S THIS SPONGEBOB
BALLOON-- [ LAUGHTER ] - - FLOATING BEHIND YOU
THAT WAS-- Jimmy: A HELIUM BALLOON AND LIKE A DJ GOING, "WHAT IS GOING
ON?" LIKE "WHAT IS HAPPENING?" THE BLUE FEDORA, THE MINECRAFT
T-SHIRT-- [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S-- AND
THE TODDLER SINGING WITH ME-- Jimmy: YEAH JUST WONDERFUL.
Jimmy: IT WAS A BABY-- THERE WAS A BABY SINGING WITH ME.
OH, WHAT A - Jimmy: "SWEENEY TODD. WHAT DO PEOPLE-- WHAT SHOULD
PEOPLE THINK ABOUT-- KNOW GOING INTO THIS? I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT A SHOW GOING IN, BUT WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION SPECIFICALLY IS THAT
LOVERS OF THIS SHOW, LOVERS OF STEPHEN SONDHEIM WILL ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT.
NOTHING ABOUT A SHOW GOING IN, BUT WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PRODUCTION SPECIFICALLY IS THAT
LOVERS OF THIS SHOW, LOVERS OF STEPHEN SONDHEIM WILL ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT.
Jimmy: GIANT PRODUCTION 26 PIECE ORCHESTRA. WONDERFUL GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT
ARE JUST-- IT'S THIS INCREDIBLE SIZE THAT IT ONCE WAS IN 79 WHEN IT OPENED IN
1980 IT WAS-- WHEN IT OPENED ORIGINALLY ON BROADWAY AND
WE'RE BACK TO THAT SCALE AND TO JUST HEAR IT RING OUT IN-- IN THE LUNT-FONTANNE,
WHICH IS A BEAUTIFUL THEATRE-- BIG HOUSE. Jimmy: DIRECTED BY
THOMAS KAIL. TOMMY KAIL. Jimmy: WHO DID--
BRILLIANT Jimmy: NO BIG DEAL, HE DIRECTED "HAMILTON."
YEAH, NO-- NOT A BIG DEAL [ CHEERS ] YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: I MEAN, PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS IT'S -
IT'S LACAMOIRE SUPERVISING OUR MUSIC, WHO IS JUST - Jimmy: LOVE ALEX LACAMOIRE.
- AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS Jimmy: HE IS ACTUALLY A A GENIUS
ABSOLUTE GENIUS, WORKED ON "HAMILTON" WITH TOMMY. AND "DEAR EVAN HANSEN," WHICH I
GOT TO WORK ON HIM WITH-- Jimmy: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE PLAY OR KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS, I-- HOW DO YOU-- YOU DESCRIBE IT AS A BARBER. YEAH, I THINK IT'S QUITE
INTERESTING-- THE PITCH WAS PROBABLY REALLY INTERESTING. IT'S LIKE-- LET'S DO--
Jimmy: YEAH, HOW WOULD YOU EVEN EVER PITCH THIS IT'S LIKE-- IT'S A CLASSIC,
BRILLIANT, POWERFUL, BOOMING MUSICAL THAT ALSO COMBINES LIKE A SLASHER COMEDY
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THAT'S PRETTY WILD TO DESCRIBE, BUT IT'S JUST
QUINTESSENTIAL SONDHEIM. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HIS BEST WORKS, THIS IS ALWAYS TALKED
ABOUT AS ONE OF THE TOP THREE, IF NOT LIKE THE SHOW - Jimmy: A BARBER WHO MURDERS
EVERYONE A LOT OF PEOPLE Jimmy: IF YOU SIT DOWN IN
HIS BARBER CHAIR, HE KILLS YOU IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE A SPOILER
IT'S CALLED "THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET. Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN -
HE'S PROBABLY NOT THE COOLEST. Jimmy: BUT HE -
THEN HE WORKS WITH A PIE SHOP. YES INDEED. Jimmy: TO KIND OF HELP
DISPOSE OF THE BODIES. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S FUN!
Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY [ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GREAT! THEY SING SONGS. Jimmy: EVERYONE CHECK IT
OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN
OPENING THIS WEEKEND WE LOVE YOU, BUDDY BREAK A LEG!
"SWEENEY TODD" IS NOW PLAYING ON BROADWAY AT THE LUNT-FONTANNE--
COME SEE US Jimmy:-- THEATRE MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK. STICK AROUND ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: PERFORMING "AIR QUOTES" FROM THEIR ALBUM,
"LIBERATION 2," WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM AMANI AND DIANI, GIVE IT UP FOR TALIB KWELI & MADLIB
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ BRICK AND MORTAR TURN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENC
TO ORDER GENOCID BLATANTLY A RUBBER RANK ♪ ♪ EUROPEAN SETTLEMENT
MOTIVES SECULA ACTIONS TESTAMEN THE QUESTION OF WHO ♪
♪ BETTER THAN WHO STAY CONSTANT AS TO CHANGE MY POCKE
CRACKS MILES EVIDENT ♪ ♪ TACTILE ETIQUETTE NEITHER WILL EVER GE
♪ IN THE REGIMENT THE THIRD WORLD LIKE ♪ LET US I
MY PEOPLE LIKE LET US OUT ♪ ♪ NO MATTER
WHAT THIS HOTE YOU THIS PLACED AIN' CHECKING OUT ♪
♪ ♪ TIME IS MONEY SO WE TAKE IT IN BLOOD
I DID MY DIR AND GOT IT STRAIGHT ♪ ♪ FROM THE MU
STOP GOING TO CLUB BECAUSE THESE CATS BE SO THICK ♪
♪ WITH THE LOVE AIR QUOTES NAH I AIN'T MAKIN' THIS UP
THEY FAKE A ♪ ♪ I USED TO HIT U ALL THE SPOT
BUT I WOULD STAY IN THE CUT ♪ ♪ WATCHIN' THE GIRL
DRINK FOR FREE PROMOTERS MAKIN' A FUS WHILE THE HIP-HOP POLICE ♪
♪ IS OUT HERE WAITIN' FOR US STEADY SCOPIN' HOPIN
TO TAKE US ALL AWAY ♪ ♪ IN SOME CUFFS I'M OUTTA THIS
SO-CALLED ARTIST THE DEFINITION OF TOXIC ♪ ♪ TRYNA ADVERTISE
THE IGNORANC MISSION ACCOMPLISHED I PROMISE IT'S SO MUCH ♪
♪ MORE THAN JUS MAKIN' A PRODUCT I'M AN ARTIS
YOU'RE A CREATOR ♪ ♪ OF CONTEN THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
CAN'T SEE THE TREE FOR THE FOREST ♪ ♪ CUZ THEY STUC
IN THEM BOXE COMPLAINING ABOUT HO PREDATORY THE GAME IS ♪
♪ DO NOTHING TO STOP IT I GET RECKLESS WITH MY ABANDONMEN
MAN LIKE I JUMPED ♪ ♪ IN THE MOSH PIT AND LEARNED HOW TO PUT
SOME TRUST IN THE PROCES MOBSTERS MAKE THEM ♪ ♪ AN OFFER THEY CAN'T REFUS
AND THEN START RAINING THE COFFER THEY CONFUSED ♪
♪ TRYING TO CHOOS BETWEEN THE GODS AND THE MONSTERS
IT'S A LIE ♪ ♪ THOUGH THEY TRIED T PUT HIP-HOP IN A COFFI
WE AIN'T THE ONE THAT PULLED THE TRIGGER ♪ ♪ BUT YO YO
STILL AN ACCOMPLIC YEAH MOST RAPPERS COWARDS ♪
♪ CUZ THEY SCARED TO BE CONSCIOU THEY ONLY CARE
ABOUT THEY POCKETS ♪ ♪ THIS IS NOT A POPULARITY CONTEST
THE TRUTH IS OFTEN UNPOPULAR ♪ ♪ SO WHEN I'M DROPPIN
THESE JEWELS IT'S NOT FOR THE VIEWS IT'S FOR THE TOPPLE ♪
♪ OF THE CONQUERORS THIS AIN'T THE SUICIDE SQUAD I AIN'T TALKIN
ABOUT STARFISH ♪ ♪ READY TO RISK IT ALL
THEY SELL THEY SOU FOR A PROFIT ♪ ♪ YELLIN' BONZA
KAMIKAZE PILOT STUCK IN THE COCKPIT I NO LONGER ♪
♪ TRUST THE OPTIC THE PHOTOS BE DOCTORED POST UP LIVE BLOGGER
THE SHADE ROOMS ♪ ♪ AND THE BARSIPS THESE IMPOSTERS FORGOT
WHAT THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT GOSSIP ♪ ♪ JAMES 3:1
THE SLANDER'S DEMONI PROTECT YOUR SPIRI FROM THESE HEATHENS ♪
♪ STOP READIN' THAT GARBAG COME O
TIME IS MONEY ♪ ♪ SO WE TAKE IT IN BLOO I DID MY DIR
AND GOT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE MUD ♪ ♪ STOP GOING TO CLUBS
BECAUSE THESE CATS BE SO THICK WITH THE LOV AIR QUOTES ♪
♪ NAH I AIN'T MAKIN' THIS U THEY FAKE AS I USED TO HIT UP
ALL THE SPOTS ♪ ♪ BUT I WOULD STA IN THE CUT
WATCHIN' THE GIRLS DRINK FOR FREE ♪ ♪ PROMOTERS MAKIN' A FUSS
WHILE THE HIP-HOP POLICE IS OUT HER WAITIN' FOR US ♪
♪ STEADY SCOPIN' HOPIN' TO TAKE US ALL AWA IN SOME CUFF
YOU LISTENIN' TO GREEN ♪ ♪ OUR MONEY CLEAN AND A LOT OF I
WRITING MY OWN STORY GIVE THEM SOMETHING ♪ ♪ TO PLOT AGAINST
I NEED MY OWN FENC ALL OWNED BY MY LONE END I GIVE 'EM HOPE YEAH ♪
♪ JUST KNOW THAT I'M FOCUSE GIVIN' EM AIR QUOTES CUZ THESE WORD
FINNA TRANSCEND ♪ ♪ JUST LIKE MY HAIR COM YOU GONNA BE FACIN
THESE DEAD END I PUT MY HAIR UP ♪ ♪ JUST IN CAS
A BOZO WANNA TRY M AND REAL KNOW REAL BUT THE CLOTHES ♪
♪ DON'T DENY ME I GOT A BOOK FROM NKIRU
KNOWLEDGE MAKES ♪ ♪ THE COPS FEAR YOU DID MY CRIME
DID MY TIM BUT HE'S STILL ♪ ♪ IN MY REARVIE
IF I DON'T KILL YO IT'S YOUR CONSCIOU SO REALLY HOW CAN ♪
♪ I FEAR YO YOU'RE TASTELESS DISAPPOINTIN
I DIDN'T GIVE ♪ ♪ NO EAR TO AIR I'M A HEIRES
I'M THE ON THEY COMPARE TO ♪ ♪ I'M FRUIT
YOU PORK YOU CHEWED YOU SOFT ♪
♪ DOG FOOD AWFU GIVE EM A JAW FULL IF YOU EFF
WITH THE WITHDRAWAL ♪ ♪ IT AIN'T CORDIA I COME FROM POLY
SO I'M REALLY A ANIMAL LIKE THE SAFARI ♪ ♪ I COULD CORPSE YO
I COULD BRING YOU UP AND ENDORSE YO ONE IN A MILLION BABY ♪
♪ THE FEELIN' IS CRAZ I HEAD TOWARDS THE LIGH
CUZ THE INDUSTRY SHADY ♪ ♪ I'M THROWIN' VIBE "ONE OF A KIND
STARTIN' T FEEL LIKE BRADY ♪ ♪ POPS ALREADY MADE
A COUPLE MIL SO IT WOULD BE HAR TO ENSLAVE ME ♪
♪ I REALLY RAISED A GOA DIDN'T I BAAAAAAA
YEAH ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ TIME IS MONEY
SO WE TAKE IT IN BLOOD I DID MY DIR AND GOT IT STRAIGHT ♪
♪ FROM THE MU STOP GOING TO CLUB BECAUSE THESE CATS
BE SO THICK WITH THE LOVE ♪ ♪ AIR QUOTE NAH I AIN'T MAKIN' THIS UP
THEY FAKE AS I USED TO HIT UP ♪ ♪ ALL THE SPOTS
BUT I WOUL STAY IN THE CU WATCHIN' THE GIRLS ♪
♪ DRINK FOR FRE PROMOTERS MAKIN' A FUS WHILE THE HIP-HOP POLICE
IS OUT HERE ♪ ♪ WAITIN' FOR U STEADY SCOPIN' HOPIN
TO TAKE US ALL AWA IN SOME CUFFS ♪ "LIBERATION 2," YOU'RE GOING
TO RESPECT THE GREENS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YEAH
THERE HE IS Jimmy: COME ON. TALIB KWELI, MADLIB, AMANI AND
DIANI. "LIBERATION 2" IS STREAMING NOW ON LUMINARY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪
Jimmy: MY THANKS TO FLORENCE PUGH, GATEN MATARAZZO, TALIB KWELI, MADLIB, AMANI AND
DIANI! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU!