1 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,845 Tariq: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:18,084 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:22,255 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- BRIAN COX, 4 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:27,093 HEIDI GARDNER, MIKAELA SHIFFRIN, CAROLINE POLACHEK, 5 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:34,634 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. Questlove: 1820. 6 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:40,006 Questlove: 1820. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON! 7 00:00:42,308 --> 00:01:01,127 ** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 8 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:06,733 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 9 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:10,503 HI, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:10,503 --> 00:01:12,939 YOU'RE HERE. YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 11 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:19,713 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WELL, GUYS, WE'RE NOW INTO DAY TWO OF INDICTMENT WATCH 2023. 12 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:22,649 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, EVERYONE'S STILL WAITING TO SEE IF AND WHEN FORMER 13 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:28,621 PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL BE INDICTED FOR HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS TO STORMY DANIELS. 14 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:33,460 AFTER ALL OF THE HYPE AND BUILD UP ABOUT TRUMP, STORMY DANIELS WAS LIKE, "SPOILER ALERT, GET 15 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:38,832 READY TO BE DISAPPOINTED." [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP SAID HE WAS GOING TO 16 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:42,268 BE INDICTED TUESDAY. THEN EVERYONE THOUGHT WEDNESDAY. 17 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:45,839 AND NOW IT MAY HAPPEN THURSDAY. IT'S LIKE SEEING THE ALERT YOUR UBER DRIVER IS TWO MINUTES AWAY 18 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:49,309 FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS. [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, "COME ON, ALREADY. 19 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,512 I CAN SEE YOU. I CAN SEE WHERE YOU'RE PARKED." YEP. 20 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:54,647 THE MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEY COULD BE CLOSE TO INDICTING FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND THE 21 00:01:54,647 --> 00:01:58,818 NEWS HAS REALLY TAKEN OVER THE CITY. IN FACT, IT'S EVEN HAD A BIG 22 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:02,822 EFFECT ON A FAMOUS TV SHOW FILMED HERE. AND I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE 23 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:04,057 AND I THINK I KNOW SOMEONE BEHIND WRITING THIS. WATCH THIS. 24 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,561 SYSTEM, WHICH IS TOTALLY RIGGED, THE PEOPLE ARE REPRESENTED BY TWO SEPARATE YET 25 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:13,700 BIGLY EQUAL GROUPS. THE POLICE WHO INVESTIGATE CRIME AND THE DISTRICT 26 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,236 ATTORNEYS WHO ARE ON A HUGE FAKE NEWS WITCH HUNT TO PROSECUTE VERY INNOCENT AND 27 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,906 VERY HANDSOME OFFENDERS. BELIEVE ME. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. 28 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:25,278 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: MEANWHILE, I READ 29 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:30,083 THAT TRUMP IS ACTUALLY ENJOYING ALL OF THE ATTENTION THAT HE'S GETTING FROM HIS POTENTIAL 30 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,353 INDICTMENT. YEP. TRUMP'S EXCITED NOW. 31 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,221 BUT WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT THE KETCHUP IN JAIL IS HUNT'S. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:39,893 "ATTICA, ATTICA! I WANT OUT OF HERE!" YEP, TRUMP'S LOVING THE 33 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:45,398 ATTENTION FROM POSSIBLY BEING ARRESTED. WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES. 34 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:48,968 IT WENT FROM "LOCK HER UP" TO "LOCK ME UP." [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,138 YEAH, THE BIG STORY IS TRUMP'S POTENTIAL INDICTMENT, BUT I STILL HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS 36 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:56,209 ABOUT THE WHOLE SITUATION. SO, RIGHT NOW, IN A "TONIGHT SHOW" EXCLUSIVE, WE'RE ACTUALLY 37 00:02:56,209 --> 00:03:00,513 GOING TO ASK THE FORMER PRESIDENT A FEW OF THOSE QUESTIONS. 38 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,649 ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, MR. TRUMP, DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE 39 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:06,619 WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH? NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY. 40 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:11,624 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: FAIR ENOUGH. I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY. 41 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:14,494 LET'S DIVE IN. MR. TRUMP, ROUGHLY HOW LONG WAS YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH 42 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:19,833 STORMY DANIELS? ABOUT TEN SECONDS. [ LAUGHTER ] 43 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:28,708 [ CYMBAL CRASH ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WOW. 44 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,643 THAT'S ALL? [ LAUGHTER ] TEN SECONDS TO ME IS LIKE AN 45 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:36,983 ETERNITY. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OKAY. 46 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:40,387 NOW, YOUR HUSH MONEY PAYMENT MEANT TO BE TRACED BACK TO YOU, OR DID YOU WANT IT TO BE 47 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:44,424 ANONYMOUS? ANANOMAS, REALLY AND, ANOMONAS. 48 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:51,498 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS A LITTLE DRY. 49 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:55,301 IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A QUICK WATER BREAK, GO RIGHT AHEAD AND TAKE A BRE -- 50 00:03:55,301 --> 00:04:00,440 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. OKAY. 51 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,076 BACK TO THE INDICTMENT. WHAT DID THE POLICE OFFICER SAY ABOUT TAKING YOUR FINGERPRINTS? 52 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:08,415 HE SAID I HAD SMALL HANDS. THEY'RE NOT SMALL, ARE THEY? [ LAUGHTER ] 53 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,217 Jimmy: LAST QUESTION. WHAT DID YOU THINK OF YOUR CHANCES FOR RE-ELECTION IF 54 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:16,256 YOU'RE CONVICTED OF A CRIME? IT'S GOING DOWN THE TUBERS. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 55 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,491 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S ENOUGH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 56 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:25,298 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OF COURSE, EVERYONE HAS A LOT TO SAY ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING 57 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:28,968 WITH TRUMP, INCLUDING POLITICIANS IN WASHINGTON. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 58 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:32,772 FOR INSTANCE, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN SAID, "TRUMP KNOWS HE'S GUILTY, EVEN THOUGH HE 59 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:38,211 THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF HERO, LIKE SULLY SULLENBERGER." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 60 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,247 THEN SENATOR ANGUS KING SAID, "I LOVE SULLY SULLENBERGER! BUT ANYWAY, TRUMP'S GOTTEN 61 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:46,820 HIMSELF IN A HUGE MESS THAT EVEN MR. CLEAN CAN'T ERASE." [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,090 SENATOR MARK KELLY SAID, "I LOVE MR. CLEAN! BUT ANYWAY, I HAVE A FEELING 63 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:55,328 THAT IF TRUMP GOES TO JAIL, HE'LL BE ONE ANGRY BIRD." THEN SENATOR BILL CASSIDY SAID, 64 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:59,299 "I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS! BUT ANYWAY, TRUMP NEEDS TO PICK HIMSELF UP, HOLD HIS CHIN HIGH, 65 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:03,136 AND STOP ACTING LIKE DROOPY DOG." THEN SENATOR MITCH McCONNELL 66 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:08,041 SAID, "I LOVE DROOPY DOG! BUT ANYWAY, I THINK TRUMP JUST NEEDS TO RELAX AND STOP YELLING 67 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:12,245 ALL THE TIME, LIKE GEORGE COSTANZA. CONGRESSMAN BRAD SHERMAN SAID, 68 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:16,182 I LOVE GEORGE COSTANZA! BUT ANYWAY, IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE TRUMP 69 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:19,419 TESTIFY BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EXACTLY HAVE THE ACTING SKILLS OF JOHN LITHGOW. 70 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:24,691 THEN CONGRESSMAN FRANK PALLONE SAID, I LOVE JOHN LITHGOW! BUT ANYWAY, I JUST WISH THIS 71 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:28,795 HAPPENED NEXT MONTH SO WE CAN FOCUS ON NCAA BASKETBALL. AND FINALLY, DONALD TRUMP SAID, 72 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:36,436 "I LOVE BASKETBALLS!" [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 73 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,873 EVERYONE HAS THEIR THING. WELL, SOME MORE BIG NEWS. TODAY TIKTOK SENT AROUND 74 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:44,811 20 INFLUENCERS TO WASHINGTON, D.C. TO PROTEST A POTENTIAL BAN OF THE APP. 75 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:47,280 OF COURSE, SINCE IT WAS A A TIKTOK PROTEST, IT LASTED ABOUT THREE SECONDS BEFORE 76 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:52,385 EVERYONE MOVED ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,955 I HEARD THAT GOOGLE JUST RELEASED THEIR OWN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CHATBOT CALLED 78 00:05:55,955 --> 00:06:00,827 BARD. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? YEAH, BUT PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED 79 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,030 THAT BARD MAKES A LOT OF MISTAKES AND IS LESS ACCURATE THAN CHATGPT. 80 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,933 SO, WE DECIDED TO TEST THEM OUT BY ASKING THEM BOTH THE SAME QUESTIONS. 81 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:10,036 OKAY? FOR INSTANCE, IF YOU ASK, "WHAT DO HUMANS NEED TO SURVIVE," 82 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:15,442 CHATGPT SAID, "FOOD, WATER, AND SHELTER." WHILE BARD SAID, "FUEGO 83 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:21,748 CHILI-LIME TAKIS." [ LAUGHTER ] LOOK AT THIS NEXT ONE. 84 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:24,384 WHEN YOU ASK, "WHAT ARE THE OPENING LINES OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?" 85 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,920 CHATGPT SAYS, "O SAY, CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT." 86 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:31,057 BUT BARD SAYS, "IT'S ME. HI. I'M THE PROBLEM. 87 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:37,330 IT'S ME." [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 88 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,566 NATIONAL ANTHEM? NEXT, WHEN YOU ASK, "WHAT IS CONSIDERED THE WORST SEQUEL OF 89 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:44,070 ALL TIME?" CHATGPT SAYS "THE GODFATHER PART III." 90 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:50,110 BARD SAYS, "DON JR." [ LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 91 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:54,614 WHEN YOU ASK, "WHAT ARE THE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT?" CHATGPT SAYS, "LEGISLATIVE, 92 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:58,318 EXECUTIVE, AND JUDICIAL." BUT BARD SAYS, "DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES." 93 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:05,325 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FINALLY, WHEN YOU ASK, "IF 3X MINUS Y EQUALS 12, WHAT IS 94 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:11,131 THE VALUE OF 8 TO THE POWER OF X DIVIDED BY 2 TO THE POWER OF Y?" 95 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:14,801 CHATGPT SAYS, "2 TO THE POWER OF 12." WHILE BARD SAYS, "UH, ASK 96 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:19,506 CHATGPT." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SO, THEY'RE STILL WORKING OUT 97 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:28,181 THE KINKS THERE, I THINK. AND FINALLY, SIX YEARS AFTER SHUTTING DOWN, A RE-IMAGINED 98 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:33,486 RINGLING BROS. AND BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS IS GOING ON TOUR WITHOUT ANIMALS. 99 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:37,357 BUT DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL STILL PIPE IN THAT OLD ELEPHANT SMELL. 100 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,393 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, IT'LL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 101 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,729 NOW THE LION TAMER JUST STICKS HIS HEAD INSIDE A CLOWN'S MOUTH. 102 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,065 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. 103 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,600 A CIRCUS WITHOUT ANIMALS. IT'S CALLED, TRUMP'S TRIAL. [ LAUGHTER ] 104 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,470 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. FROM "SUCCESSION," BRIAN COX IS HERE. 105 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:57,444 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HEIDI GARDNER IS JOINING US. MIKAELA SHIFFRIN IS HERE. 106 00:07:57,444 --> 00:08:00,580 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM CAROLINE POLACHEK! STICK AROUND. 107 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,750 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BRIAN COX, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK. 108 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:13,026 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** I BROUGHT A CLIP IF YOU WANT 109 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:18,164 TO SEE IT. THIS IS A CLIP -- AND I THINK THIS MORE ELOQUENTLY EXPLAINS 110 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:22,035 MY FEELINGS ABOUT ACTING. CAN WE SHOW IT? Jimmy: OF COURSE. 111 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:26,272 ** THIS IS MY MASTERCLASS ON THE CRAFT OF ACTING. 112 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,409 THE CRAFT OF ACTING. JUST [ BLEEP ] DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 113 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,056 TONIGHT IS AN EMMY-WINNING ACTOR, WHO YOU KNOW AS LOGAN ROY IN "SUCCESSION." 114 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:50,096 THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON PREMIERES ON HBO AND STREAMS ON HBO MAX THIS SUNDAY. 115 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,899 PREMIERES ON HBO AND STREAMS ON HBO MAX THIS SUNDAY. PLEASE WELCOME BRIAN COX. 116 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:15,021 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: BRIAN, WELCOME. 117 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:18,658 THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. MAN, YOU'RE A FANTASTIC ACTOR. BUT I -- BEFORE WE GET INTO 118 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:22,162 YOUR WORK ON "SUCCESSION," I WANT TO ASK, HOW WAS THE SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL? 119 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,232 IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY 120 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:32,038 THAT YOU PLAY GOLF WITH SERENA WILLIAMS. YOU KNOW, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 121 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,641 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, EXACTLY RIGHT. YEAH, YOU WERE IN A MICHELOB 122 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,409 ULTRA SPOT. HERE'S THIS. OH, THERE WE ARE. 123 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,378 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: SERENA SWINGING THERE. 124 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,380 SHE WAS -- SERENA WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE SHE -- SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE GOLF. 125 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,383 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. AND -- YOU KNOW? 126 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,753 SO -- Jimmy: INTERESTING. YEAH. 127 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:48,922 SO -- SO, SHE WAS -- YOU KNOW, SHE WOULD -- I WOULD -- YOU KNOW, SHE'S VERY CONTAINED, AND 128 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:56,463 SHE WAS DOING THE BALL, AND SHE WOULD DO IT. AND SHE GOES -- AND THEN THAT 129 00:09:56,463 --> 00:10:01,801 WAS IN MIAMI WHERE WE FILMED IT. AND THEN LATER ON, WE CAME TO 130 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,304 PHOENIX TO WATCH THE GAME, TO WATCH THE ACTUAL SUPER BOWL. AND SHE WAS AMAZING BECAUSE 131 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:07,073 SHE'D BEEN PRACTICING. AND SHE'D BEEN PRACTICING HER SWING. 132 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:11,544 AND SHE WAS EXTRAORDINARY. AND I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW, YOU ARE SO SECRETIVE." 133 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:14,381 Jimmy: YEAH, DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU A LITTLE MAD? YOU GO, "CAN'T YOU BE -- YEAH, 134 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:15,915 YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT EVERYTHING? I KNOW. 135 00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:18,351 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH. I'M GONNA GET CRAZY. 136 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,420 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY GREW UP NEAR ST. ANDREWS, RIGHT? 137 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,622 I DID, I DID, I DID. Jimmy: WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? WELL, IT WAS -- IT WAS -- 138 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,724 NO, IT WAS GREAT. I MEAN, I SAW -- I MEAN, FAMOUSLY, WHEN I WAS SEVEN, I 139 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:30,964 SAW BEN HOGAN -- Jimmy: WOW. -- WIN THE CARNOUSTIE OPEN. 140 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,566 Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. AND I GOT -- I ACTUALLY HAD A PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN WITH HIM. 141 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:38,338 AND PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO BEN HOGAN IS. Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 142 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,973 A LEGEND. BUT YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHO HE IS. 143 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,776 Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHO HE IS. BEN HOGAN IS THE GREATEST. 144 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,678 AND THAT WAS -- THAT WAS AN AMAZING TIME. BUT I'M NOT A GOLFER. 145 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,446 I'M HOPELESS. I CAN'T DO IT FOR LOVE, NO MONEY. 146 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:48,782 Jimmy: WELL, YOU -- WELL, YOU HAVE TO BE A GOLFER, THOUGH, IF YOU GREW UP NEXT TO 147 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,350 THE COURSE. NO. THAT'S THE REASON WHY YOU'RE 148 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,185 NOT A GOLFER. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU 149 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,320 DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AT IT." WHEN YOU'RE NEXT TO THE COURSE AND YOU ALL SEE THESE 150 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,424 GUYS DOING IT, THEY CAN GO, "[ BLEEP ] THAT. I'M NOT DOING THAT." 151 00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:02,495 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 152 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:06,433 YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT DRAMATIC ACTOR. BUT I WAS READING A COUPLE 153 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,703 INTERVIEWS, SO THAT YOU MIGHT BE READY FOR A BREAK IN DRAMA AND DO A LITTLE COMEDY. 154 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:13,239 YEAH. Jimmy: I WOULD LOVE THAT. WELL, AS YOU GET OLDER, YOU 155 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,876 JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. I MEAN, WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SUCH A BIG [ BLEEP ] SHOW, 156 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:20,513 IT'S -- IT'S IMPORTANT THAT PEOPLE LAUGH MORE. [ LAUGHTER ] 157 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,249 Jimmy: YEAH. YOU KNOW, AND I -- I THINK THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO. 158 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,285 I WANT TO LAUGH. I WANT TO BE, YOU KNOW -- I MEAN, YOU KNOW, LOGAN'S QUITE 159 00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:29,089 FUNNY. Jimmy: YEAH, HE IS. I THINK HE'S VERY FUNNY. 160 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,391 YEAH, NO. I THINK HE'S VERY FUNNY. Jimmy: BUT YOU WERE IN ONE 161 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,460 OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIES, "SUPER TROOPERS." OH, YEAH. 162 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,528 Jimmy: THIS IS A CULT CLASSIC NOW. BUT I MEAN, FOR YOU TO BE IN 163 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:39,399 THIS WITH THE -- [ LAUGHTER ] COME ON. 164 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:44,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] RIGHT? BROKEN LIZARD. 165 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:47,307 Jimmy: BROKEN LIZARD. YEAH. Jimmy: JAY CHANDRASEKHAR. 166 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,476 JAY CHANDRASEKHAR, GREAT DIRECTOR. Jimmy: WHEN YOU -- 167 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,778 FANTASTIC. WHEN YOU GET OFFERED THIS ROLE, DO YOU GO LIKE, "NO, WHAT'S 168 00:11:51,778 --> 00:11:55,915 WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" NO, NO, NO. NO, THE POINT IS I'M AN ACTOR. 169 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,318 I DO DIFFERENT THINGS. AND THE MORE DIFFERENT, THE BETTER. 170 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,121 Jimmy: YEAH. SO, WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT COMES ALONG AND THEY SAY, "BUT 171 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:05,392 WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT?" THAT'S IMMEDIATELY THE REASON 172 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,494 THAT YOU DO DO IT. BECAUSE EVERYBODY SAYS, "WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT?" 173 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,629 I'M GOING TO DO IT. THAT'S IT. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 174 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:13,566 YOU'VE TAUGHT ACTING OVER THE YEARS. AND THERE'S A RESURFACED VIDEO 175 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,069 THAT JUST SHOWING UP ON THE INTERNET NOW WHERE YOU ARE TEACHING SHAKESPEARE TO A 176 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:19,739 A 2-YEAR-OLD. YEAH. WELL -- 177 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,974 WELL -- Jimmy: WE HAVE A CLIP OF IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 178 00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:27,747 TO BE. OR NOT TO BE. OR NOT TO BE. 179 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,584 TO BE OR NOT TO BE. THAT IS THE QUESTION. YEAH. 180 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,287 IT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] FANTASTIC. 181 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:39,859 TO BE. TO BE. OR NOT TO BE. 182 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:44,164 OR NOT TO BE. THAT IS THE QUESTION. THAT IS THE QUESTION. 183 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,300 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 184 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,937 Jimmy: COME ON! IS THAT THE CUTEST THING? WHAT A CUTE KID. 185 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,206 OH, HE'S AMAZING BOY. AMAZING. I MEAN, HE'S NOW -- THAT WAS -- 186 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,676 HE'S NOW 13. YOU KNOW, HE WAS AN AMAZING KID. 187 00:12:56,676 --> 00:13:00,313 HE IS AN AMAZING KID. Jimmy: HOW CUTE. AND YOU GO LIKE, "YEAH, THAT IS 188 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,748 THE QUESTION." IT'S LIKE -- [ LAUGHTER ] 189 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,850 YEAH, THAT IS THE QUESTION. AND HE REALLY UNDERSTOOD. YEAH, YEAH. 190 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,752 Jimmy: YEAH. HE UNDERSTOOD THE QUESTION, YEAH. 191 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,588 Jimmy: YEAH. ARE YOU -- DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ANYONE IF PRACTICED ENOUGH CAN 192 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,858 BE AN ACTOR? YEAH. I THINK ACTING IS -- YOU KNOW, 193 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:17,731 WHAT I LIKE ABOUT ACTING, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT BEING AN ACTOR. IT'S ABOUT BEING IN TOUCH WITH 194 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,266 YOURSELF BUT UNDERSTANDING WHO YOU ARE. AND THERE ARE NOT VERY MANY 195 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,069 INSTITUTIONS WHO DO THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST YOU. THAT'S IT. 196 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:26,906 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DEAL WITH. AND IT'S -- YOU LEARN SO MUCH. I MEAN, I -- WHEN I WENT TO 197 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,975 DRAMA SCHOOL, IT WAS THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE BECAUSE IT GAVE ME A VISION OF WHAT WAS 198 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:31,111 POSSIBLE. Jimmy: YEAH, ALSO, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO ACTING, I 199 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:37,784 WOULD SAY IT'S PROBABLY GOOD. EXACTLY. Jimmy: IT GIVES YOU 200 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:42,722 CONFIDENCE. YEAH. IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT ACTING. 201 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,625 IT'S ABOUT BEING A HUMAN BEING. AND THAT'S -- THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 202 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:49,996 THAT'S OUR JOB. Jimmy: YEAH. YOU'VE ACTUALLY GONE VIRAL FOR 203 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,966 SOME OF YOUR OPINIONS ON METHOD ACTING. WELL, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, I'VE 204 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:59,839 BEEN A LITTLE HARSH. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, I HAVE. 205 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,708 NO, NO, CAREFUL, CAREFUL. I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE HARSH ON IT. 206 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:05,445 AND -- AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. AND IN FACT, I'VE BEEN TRYING 207 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,714 TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT IN A -- IN A MASTER CLASS SERIES OF ACTING THAT I'VE JUST BEEN 208 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:11,284 DOING. Jimmy: WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID A MASTER CLASS. 209 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:19,159 NO, I KNOW. IT IS. AND, YOU KNOW -- WELL, ACTUALLY 210 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,261 I BROUGHT A CLIP OF -- IF YOU WANT TO SEE IT. THIS IS A CLIP. 211 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:25,899 AND I THINK THIS MORE ELOQUENTLY EXPLAINS MY FEELINGS ABOUT ACTING. 212 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,601 CAN -- CAN YOU SHOW IT? Jimmy: OF COURSE. HERE'S A CLIP FROM BRIAN COX'S 213 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,070 Jimmy: OF COURSE. HERE'S A CLIP FROM BRIAN COX'S MASTER CLASS. 214 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:38,878 HI. I'M BRIAN COX, AND THIS IS MY MASTER CLASS ON THE CRAFT OF 215 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:47,487 ACTING. JUST [ BLEEP ] DO IT! [ LAUGHTER ] 216 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,490 ACT! SAY THE [ BLEEP ] LINES, AND DON'T BUMP INTO THE [ BLEEP ] 217 00:14:50,490 --> 00:15:00,767 FURNITURE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 218 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:04,037 Jimmy: THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING. THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING 219 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,373 I'VE EVER SEEN. IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. WELL, I'M -- EVEN WATCHING, I'M 220 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,309 QUITE MOVED BY IT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I NOTICED YOU DID 221 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,044 MOVE A LITTLE BIT. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 222 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,481 Jimmy: YOU WERE OVER THERE, AND NOW YOU'RE OVER HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 223 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:17,650 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE FINAL SEASON OF "SUCCESSION." YEAH. 224 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,687 Jimmy: BOY, OH, BOY, I FEEL LIKE WE WANT MORE. YOU KNOW, WE WANT -- WE WANT A 225 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:24,491 A COUPLE SEASONS MORE. AND I THINK -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 226 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:28,628 WE'RE NOT READY. WELL, YOU KNOW, THERE'S AN OLD ADAGE, "WHEN THE PARTY'S AT 227 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:33,099 THE BEST, LEAVE." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. 228 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,702 AND THAT'S WHAT WE'VE DONE. YOU KNOW, JESSE ARMSTRONG, OUR GREAT CREATOR, HE'S JUST -- YOU 229 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:42,442 KNOW, HE WON'T LET SOMETHING GO PAST ITS SELL BY DATE. HE KNOWS THAT TELEVISION ISN'T 230 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:48,815 INFINITE. FOR HIM, IT'S FINITE. SO -- AND EACH SEASON TOPS THE 231 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,351 LAST SEASON. Jimmy: YES. AND THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU 232 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:54,721 CAN DO IN TOPPING THE SEASON. SO, THIS SEASON IS THE TOPPER OF ALL SEASONS. 233 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,424 AND ACTUALLY, INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, HE HADN'T -- HE KIND OF HINTED TO ME THAT HE WAS GOING 234 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:02,295 TO STOP. THE SHOW WAS COMING TO AN END. BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY DECIDE 235 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,099 UNTIL QUITE LATE ON. IN FACT, I THINK SARAH SNOOK -- 236 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,268 Jimmy: YEAH, SHE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT AND DIDN'T KNOW. YEAH, SHE DIDN'T KNOW. 237 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,603 YOU KNOW, SHE DID THE LAST EPISODE, AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THE FINAL READING THAT THE 238 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:15,041 SHOW WAS OVER. BUT THEN, SHE'S AUSTRALIAN. SHE LIVES FAR AWAY, AND THEY 239 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:20,714 DON'T LISTEN VERY WELL. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE AN 240 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,049 INKLING THAT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE LAST SEASON? I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE 241 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,752 THE LAST SEASON. Jimmy: YOU DID? YEAH, I KNEW AND I, KIND OF, 242 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,721 FELT IT IN MY -- Jimmy: YEAH. MY BONES. 243 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:30,156 AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD THING. I DON'T MIND IT. 244 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,759 I LOVE ENDINGS. I LOVE GETTING THE [ BLEEP ] FINISHED WITH IT. 245 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:39,332 YOU KNOW? AND -- BUT, YOU KNOW -- AND EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE -- I'M 246 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,102 AFRAID -- Jimmy: NO, NO. YEAH. 247 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,603 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN LEAVE IN TO BE HONEST. YEAH. 248 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,106 [ LAUGHTER ] I KNOW. IT'S WHAT I CALL THE "LOGAN ROY 249 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,410 DISEASE." AND I'VE BEEN AFFECTED BY IT. AND IT'S MY WIFE WHO'S NEARLY 250 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,713 DIVORCING ME. Jimmy: WELL, LOOK AT THAT -- I MEAN, YOU HAVE -- WHAT A 251 00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,649 A GREAT CAST AS WELL. WENT ON -- THEY'RE A GREAT CAST. 252 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,085 Jimmy: HERE'S YOU GUYS AT THE RED CARPET. ANY ONE OF YOUR KIDS, DO YOU 253 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:05,825 THINK, DESERVE ANYTHING? NO. [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,827 NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. THEY DESERVE [ BLEEP ] ALL, YOU 255 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:15,268 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: I KNEW THAT BEFORE I 256 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,038 ASKED IT. I FELT IT AS WELL. BUT I -- YOU'RE CLEARLY VERY 257 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,240 INTELLIGENT. Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ LAUGHTER ] 258 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,909 YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER SAY THAT TO ME. YEAH. 259 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,045 Jimmy: ARE YOU ACTING? WHAT? [ LAUGHTER ] 260 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:27,213 OH, YOU MEAN NOW? Jimmy: YES. JUST A TOUCH. 261 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,749 Jimmy: JUST A TOUCH. YEAH, I THINK -- YEAH. 262 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,419 FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE WE SET UP THIS SEASON, WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT 263 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:37,624 THIS SEASON ABOUT "SUCCESSION"? IT'S A ROLLER COASTER. Jimmy: YEAH. 264 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,460 YOU KNOW, IT REALLY IS. AND IT'S -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE BRINGING EVERYTHING HOME TO 265 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,729 ROOST, AND IT TAKES TIME. AND I THINK YOU'RE IN FOR -- YOU KNOW, WE -- AS I SAY, HE 266 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:48,702 CAPS EACH SEASON. AND I THINK THIS SEASON'S GOING TO BE A CAPPER. 267 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,537 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 268 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,373 HERE'S BRIAN COX IN "SUCCESSION." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 269 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,843 YOU GOOD? UH-HUH. IT'S NICE, HUH? 270 00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:01,281 YEAH, LITTLE PIGGIES STUFFING THEIR MOUTHS. WHY IS EVERYBODY SO [ BLEEP ] 271 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:08,722 HAPPY? YOU OKAY? YEAH. 272 00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:15,128 I GOT DONE A HUGE [ BLEEP ] DEAL AT EXACTLY THE RIGHT TIME. I GOT A -- PLUS BEERS. 273 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:19,933 I GOT THE ELECTION. I GOT PLENTY ON MY PLATE. Jimmy: YEAH, BRIAN COX, 274 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,036 EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE FOURTH AND FINAL SEASON OF 275 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:28,041 "SUCCESSION" PREMIERES ON HBO THIS SUNDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 276 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:34,047 HEIDI GARDNER. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 277 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:40,186 ** I TURN TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, BABE. 278 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,356 WOULD YOU JUST BLOW THAT CHEESE OFF MY PANTS?" [ LAUGHTER ] 279 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,393 AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH BABE. I GOT IT." 280 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,495 AND HE TAKES A MASSIVE BREATH IN AND THEN THE SECOND HE STARTS BLOWING, GROUND BEEF 281 00:18:48,495 --> 00:19:05,779 JUST STARTS SPRAYING -- [ LAUGHTER ] ** 282 00:19:05,779 --> 00:19:09,015 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A A VERY FUNNY ACTRESS AND COMEDIENNE WHO IS IN HER SIXTH 283 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,151 SEASON ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," WHICH RETURNS APRIL 1st WITH HOST QUINTA BRUNSON AND 284 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:18,425 WITH HOST QUINTA BRUNSON AND MUSICAL GUEST LIL YACHTY. PLEASE WELCOME HEIDI GARDNER. 285 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:38,044 ** Jimmy: WE ARE -- HEIDI! WOW. 286 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:42,749 Jimmy: WE ARE -- WELCOME! WE HAVE -- THEY'RE SO NICE. 287 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,052 I FELL! I FELL INTO MY CHAIR BECAUSE I'M OVERWHELMED. 288 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,389 Jimmy: OH, THIS IS -- I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. I'M HAPPY. 289 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,625 Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR FIRST "TONIGHT SHOW" APPEARANCE. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME, YOU 290 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,161 GUYS. Jimmy: THIS IS -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 291 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:59,165 ** I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE AND WHAT A GREAT TIME BECAUSE THIS 292 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,868 IS YOUR SIXTH SEASON. YOU HAVE A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW. 293 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:06,439 YOU'RE ALSO ON "SHRINKING" ON APPLE TV PLUS. JASON SEGEL AND HARRISON FORD. 294 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,342 YES, WE HAVE SOME FANS. Jimmy: I HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU THOUGH BECAUSE BEFORE 295 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:15,715 COMEDY WAS PART OF YOUR LIFE, YOU WERE A HAIRDRESSER. YEAH. 296 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:19,019 Jimmy: YEAH. I DID HAIR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 297 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,054 Jimmy: THAT'S COOL! YEAH! Jimmy: AND WHAT -- DID 298 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,556 EVERYONE KNOW -- DID ALL YOUR CLIENTS KNOW THAT YOU WERE FUNNY AND THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, 299 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,426 YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE --" 300 00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:31,164 NOT AT ALL. IF -- I KEPT THE COMEDY THING VERY SECRET SO WHEN I TOLD 301 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:35,935 THEM, "YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY LEAVING THE SALON TO PURSUE COMEDY." 302 00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:41,007 THEY ALL SAID, "ARE YOU FUNNY?" [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW! 303 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:45,712 I JUST SAID, "TIME WILL TELL." Jimmy: WOW. 304 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,681 "ARE YOU FUNNY?" ALL YOU DO IS TALK TO THEM THE WHOLE TIME. 305 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,683 YEAH. Jimmy: ARE -- ARE YOU A GOOD HAIRDRESSER? 306 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:54,354 I AM A GOOD HAIRDRESSER. I DID ALL MY FRIENDS, ALL MY FAMILY. 307 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,991 ACTUALLY MY LAST HOLD OUT CLIENT WAS MY DAD. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 308 00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:04,397 AW, I KNOW BECAUSE HE HAD A A VERY SPECIFIC HAIRCUT THAT HE'S BEEN GETTING FOR DECADES. 309 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:09,369 I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THE GUYS ARE FAMILIAR HERE -- IT'S CALLED "THE MUMMY CUT." 310 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,939 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OKAY, SO NO -- HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN "THE MUMMY CUT?" 311 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,741 Jimmy: NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. OKAY. 312 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,911 [ LAUGHTER ] "THE MUMMY CUT" IS BRENDAN FRASER IN THE MUMMY'S 313 00:21:17,911 --> 00:21:20,313 HAIR. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] Jimmy: OH. 314 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:23,116 ARE YOU GUYS RECALLING THIS? Jimmy: OH, YEAH, NOW I -- NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING 315 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,584 ABOUT. THIS IS -- OH YEAH. OKAY. 316 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,753 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE A PRETTY COOL 317 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,455 HAIRCUT. Jimmy: AND NOW -- YEAH, HE'S A STUD. 318 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:32,459 YEAH, OF COURSE. SO MY DAD'S BEEN GETTING THAT CUT FOR 25 YEARS. 319 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,928 Jimmy: OH. AND IT WAS A BIG NIGHT IN OUR FAMILY WHEN BRENDAN FRASER 320 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:37,230 WON THE OSCAR BECAUSE THE NEXT MORNING I GOT A TEXT FROM MY DAD THAT SAID, "BRENDAN FOR THE 321 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:48,541 OSCAR, DOT, DOT, DOT, AND I CHOSE THE HAIRCUT YEARS AGO." [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:55,915 AND SO I THINK HE -- YES. Jimmy: SO HE THINKS HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR BRENDAN FRASER 323 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,319 GETTING AN OSCAR? YES, BUT I DIDN'T HEAR BRENDAN FRASER THANK 324 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:03,790 RICK GARDNER SO TONIGHT MAYBE WE THANK RICK GARDNER. Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU, 325 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:08,395 RICK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FOR BRENDAN'S CAREER -- OH, 326 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:12,365 HERE IS YOUR DAD. OH, INTERESTING, HERE'S YOUR DAD WITH "THE MUMMY CUT." 327 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,501 "MUMMY CUT." RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH, NOT TOO BAD. 328 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:17,137 THE SWOOPS. Jimmy: YEAH, HE LOOKS GOOD ACTUALLY, YEAH. 329 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,706 YES. Jimmy: WOW! FANTASTIC, HE'S A STUD. 330 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,876 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THE WHITE SHIRT. Jimmy: RICK, GOOD JOB, 331 00:22:22,876 --> 00:22:25,979 CONGRATULATIONS. IT'S A "MUMMY CUT." Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU 332 00:22:25,979 --> 00:22:28,848 FROM KANSAS CITY, RIGHT? THIS -- IS THIS -- I KNOW YOU'RE A BIG KANSAS CITY -- 333 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,585 KANSAS, YOU LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. Jimmy: YOU DO? 334 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,821 I LOVE IT. Jimmy: YEAH I THINK -- GOODNIGHTS -- I SEE YOU WHEN 335 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:39,693 YOU WAVE GOODNIGHT SOMETIMES YOU'RE WEARING THE JERSEY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 336 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:45,899 HEAD-TO-TOE CHIEFS OVERALLS. Jimmy: YEAH. ALL KANSAS CITY. 337 00:22:45,899 --> 00:22:48,001 EVEN WHEN I GO HOME NOW -- I LOVE TO GO BACK TO KANSAS CITY AND ACTUALLY MY DAD, 338 00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,869 RICK GARDNER, WE HAVE A A TRADITION -- Jimmy: I KNOW HIM. 339 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:54,441 YOU KNOW RICK -- "THE MUMMY CUT." Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S THE ONE 340 00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:56,376 THAT GOT BRENDAN FRASER THE OSCAR, YEAH, WE ALL KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] 341 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,411 MY DAD. Jimmy: PRETTY FAMOUS. SO HE HAS THIS TRADITION 342 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:01,848 WHERE HE LIKES TO TAKE ME TO LIKE THE GREASIEST DINER OR FIND LIKE THE MOST LOADED 343 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,050 BURGER -- Jimmy: YEAH. -- LIKE STUFF. 344 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,753 AND SO THIS LAST TIME I WENT HOME, HE WAS LIKE, "I FOUND THIS GROUND BEEF TACO WHERE THE 345 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:17,964 CHEESE IS THE POWDER FROM KRAFT MACARONI. [ LAUGHTER ] 346 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:24,270 IT'S AT A PLACE CALLED IN-A-TUB AND THEIR SIGN IS A BATHTUB. WE'VE GOT TO GO TRY IT." 347 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,106 AND I GO, "THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING. YES, LET'S GO." 348 00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:28,641 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. YEAH. 349 00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:31,511 Jimmy: THAT DOES -- TO ME THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. YES, SO -- 350 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,847 Jimmy: THE CHEESE IS THE POWDER FROM KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE? 351 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:36,349 YEAH, YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: OH, FOR THE KIDS, 352 00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:38,518 YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD 353 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:44,791 LOVE TO EAT, YEAH. JUST DRINK THE POWDER. Jimmy: THE KIDS, GET IN 354 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,793 LINE. YEAH, EXACTLY, YEAH. SO WE GET IN THE CAR TO GO 355 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,129 AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I DECIDED TO WEAR LIKE THE MOST EXPENSIVE, PRISTINE PAIR OF 356 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:56,803 WHITE PANTS. WE GO TO IN-A-TUB. WE'RE EATING THE GROUND BEEF 357 00:23:56,803 --> 00:24:04,177 TACO WITH THE POWDER CHEESE. IT'S DELICIOUS, HE WAS RIGHT. Jimmy: YES. 358 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,446 I GET LIKE JUST THE TINIEST SPECK OF THAT POWDERED CHEESE ON MY PANTS AND I KNEW IF I 359 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:11,418 TOOK A NAPKIN IT WOULD SPREAD IT. Jimmy: CAN'T TOUCH IT. 360 00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:13,953 YEAH, SO I WAS LIKE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BLOW THIS OFF, BUT I WAS LIKE AT A WEIRD ANGLE 361 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:21,394 TO LIKE BLOW ON MYSELF. AND MY HUSBAND WHO WAS ALSO ENJOYING A GROUND BEEF TACO, I 362 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,596 TURNED TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE, "HEY, BABE, WOULD YOU JUST BLOW THAT CHEESE OFF MY PANTS?" 363 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:27,767 [ LAUGHTER ] AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH, BABE. 364 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:31,638 I GOT IT." AND HE TAKES A MASSIVE BREATH IN AND THEN THE SECOND HE 365 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:35,809 STARTS BLOWING, GROUND BEEF JUST STARTS SPRAYING -- [ LAUGHTER ] 366 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:44,951 AND HE LAYS A STRIP OF THE GREASIEST CHEWED UP TACO ALL OVER MY PANTS. 367 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:50,857 Jimmy: OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS! SO THEY ENDED UP COSTING US 368 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,760 LIKE $500. Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, THAT'S IT -- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 369 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,296 YOU GO TO IN-A-TUB. EXACTLY. DID YOU GO CRAZY WHEN 370 00:24:56,296 --> 00:24:58,631 TRAVIS KELCE WAS ON "SNL?" OH MY -- I MEAN I'VE BEEN BEGGING LORNE FOR TWO YEARS TO 371 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:03,803 HAVE TRAVIS KELCE HOST THE SHOW BECAUSE I HAD A FEELING. I WAS LIKE, "NOT ONLY IS HE THE 372 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,139 GREATEST TIGHT-END OF ALL TIME, HE'S FUNNY, HE'S CHARMING, HE'S GOING TO BE GREAT." 373 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:08,708 AND LORNE WAS LIKE, "OF COURSE HE CAN HOST HEIDI, HE JUST HAS TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL." 374 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:14,848 Jimmy: YEAH. AND I WAS LIKE, "THAT'S A A LOT TO ASK." 375 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:18,184 Jimmy: YEAH. AND THEN HE WENT AND DID IT. THEN HE WENT AND DID IT. 376 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:21,287 AND I KEEP SAYING HE WON THE SUPER BOWL AND THEN HE WON "SNL," BECAUSE HE KILLED IT. 377 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:22,856 Jimmy: HE DID CRUSH IT, YEAH. YES. 378 00:25:22,856 --> 00:25:25,458 Jimmy: IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR AND YOUR DAD, WHAT WOULD WE DO WITH ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE'S 379 00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,327 CAREERS? [ LAUGHTER ] WE'RE WINNING OSCARS, WE'RE 380 00:25:27,327 --> 00:25:30,196 WINNING SUPER BOWLS -- Jimmy: SUPER BOWLS -- THESE ARE THE GARDNERS! 381 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,066 Jimmy: YEAH. DO YOU LIKE HAVING CELEBRITIES -- SORRY -- GOSH, 382 00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:35,502 CELEBRITIES -- ATHLETES HOST AS OPPOSED TO JUST CELEBS? I DO BECAUSE I'M A HUGE 383 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:39,339 SPORTS FAN AND I FEEL LIKE JUST THE STAKES ARE A LITTLE BIT LOWER BECAUSE NO ONE'S 384 00:25:39,339 --> 00:25:45,679 EXPECTING LIKE AN ATHLETE TO BE GREAT. THEY'RE ALREADY GREAT AT THE 385 00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:49,783 THING THEY DO, SO WHEN THEY -- WHEN THEY ARE GREAT, IT'S LIKE -- EVERYONE'S SAYING LIKE 386 00:25:49,783 --> 00:25:52,085 YOU READ THE REVIEWS OF THE KELCE SHOW AND IT'S LIKE -- HE'S THE GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL 387 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:56,122 TIME. HE'S BETTER THAN HALF THE CAST. I'M LIKE, YEAH -- 388 00:25:56,122 --> 00:26:00,927 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. YEAH! 389 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:03,863 Jimmy: NO IT -- NO THAT WASN'T -- THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH, BUT HE WAS AMAZING BY THE WAY. 390 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,599 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. Jimmy: HE -- THAT WAS A 391 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:08,668 A PHENOMENAL SHOW. IT WAS SO FUN. Jimmy: I WILL SAY MY 392 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,304 FAVORITE SKETCH THAT YOU DID THIS SEASON WAS THE JOKER SKETCH. 393 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:14,874 YEAH. Jimmy: IT WAS SO FUNNY AND YOUR DELIVERY, BY THE WAY, WAS 394 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,277 PHENOMENAL. IT WAS PERFECT. I WAS LIKE, "OH MY GOSH, 395 00:26:17,277 --> 00:26:19,379 HEIDI GARDNER FOR THE WIN ON THAT ONE." THAT WAS -- 396 00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:22,515 JOKER. JUST LIKE THE JOKER AT MY WEDDING. 397 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,884 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS AN ANDREW DISMUKES SKETCH. 398 00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:29,055 HE ALWAYS PUTS ME IN STUFF AND I'M SO LUCKY. Jimmy: NO, NO, HE'S SO LUCKY 399 00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:31,257 TO HAVE YOU -- TO BE -- TO PUT IN A SKETCH. HEIDI, YOU'RE PHENOMENAL ON THE 400 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:34,561 SHOW. THANK YOU. Jimmy: CONGRATS ON 401 00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:37,297 EVERYTHING. BEST TO YOUR DAD. THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE 402 00:26:37,297 --> 00:26:41,134 SHOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I APPRECIATE IT. 403 00:26:41,134 --> 00:26:45,071 HEIDI GARDNER. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" RETURNS APRIL 1st WITH HOST 404 00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:46,940 QUINTA BRUNSON AND MUSICAL GUEST LIL YACHTY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 405 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,675 MIKAELA SHIFFRIN. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 406 00:26:48,675 --> 00:27:18,538 ** Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A A TWO-TIME OLYMPIC GOLD 407 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:21,441 MEDALIST, WHO JUST HAD AN INCREDIBLE WORLD CUP SEASON, WHERE SHE BECAME THE WINNINGEST 408 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:27,280 ALPINE SKIER OF ALL TIME. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, MIKAELA SHIFFRIN. 409 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:41,194 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** ** 410 00:27:41,194 --> 00:27:47,167 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU! DUDE, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 411 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:50,136 I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE. Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS? 412 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:52,472 YOU BROUGHT SKIS WITH YOU? THESE ARE FOR YOU. THIS IS A GIFT. 413 00:27:52,472 --> 00:27:57,143 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THIS IS -- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BRING ME GIFTS? 414 00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,346 YEAH, NO, OKAY, SO -- Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH. THESE -- THIS IS A GIFT I 415 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:05,018 GOT FROM ATOMIC ON MY 86th VICTORY JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 416 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:07,687 BUT I WANT TO GIVE THEM TO YOU AND GET A LITTLE -- A A LITTLE ENGRAVING -- SAYS YOUR 417 00:28:07,687 --> 00:28:11,925 NAME. Jimmy: THANK YOU -- RIGHT THERE. 418 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:15,395 SAYS, "THE G.O.A.T. -- THE G.O.A.T. OF TALK SHOW TELEVISION." 419 00:28:15,395 --> 00:28:18,865 Jimmy: OH MY -- HEY -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] FROM THE G.O.A.T. 420 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:21,267 DON'T CUT YOURSELF. Jimmy: FROM THE G.O.A.T., THANK YOU SO MUCH! 421 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,871 NOW I WANT TO TAKE THIS -- THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 422 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:28,041 WHAT DO I -- WHAT CAN I DO WITH THEM? WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM? 423 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:30,410 Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I HOLD THEM? 424 00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:32,645 WELL, IT REALLY DEPENDS. YOU COULD PROBABLY LIKE -- Jimmy: NO, I'M NOT GOING TO 425 00:28:32,645 --> 00:28:34,547 USE THEM. WHAT DO I DO WITH THEM NOW? DO I PUT THEM ON THE COUCH? 426 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,282 YOU CAN -- YOU CAN JUST THROW THEM TO THE SIDE, I DON'T KNOW. 427 00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:38,251 Jimmy: NO, I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. WE'LL PUT THEM OVER HERE. 428 00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:42,722 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD, YEAH, WE'LL PUT THEM OVER HERE. WE'LL LEAN THEM UP? 429 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:49,462 CAREFUL. Jimmy: YES. OH, MY GOSH. 430 00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:51,264 Jimmy: MIKAELA, THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS. OKAY. 431 00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:53,333 Jimmy: I DON'T WANT THEM TO FALL OVER. I'M GOING TO FRAME THESE. 432 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,669 HEY, IT'S A -- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I MEAN, THESE SKIS -- 433 00:28:55,669 --> 00:28:58,071 CAN I JUST SAY LIKE, ARE THESE SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD USE? WELL, YEAH. 434 00:28:58,071 --> 00:28:59,773 I WOULD USE THEM. I WOULDN'T RACE ON THEM, THOUGH. 435 00:28:59,773 --> 00:29:01,908 Jimmy: NO, YOU WOULDN'T RACE ON THEM. NO, I WOULDN'T RACE ON THEM. 436 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,510 Jimmy: WOULD IT BE SOMETHING THAT I WOULD USE? YES. 437 00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:05,512 YES. [ LAUGHTER ] THOSE ARE FULLY SKIABLE, AND I 438 00:29:05,512 --> 00:29:07,914 WOULD USE THEM FOR FREE SKIING. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS, BY THE WAY. 439 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:10,016 THIS IS JUST GORGEOUS. IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE A A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS THAT'S IN 440 00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,718 THE WAY. Jimmy: IT'S BEAUTIFUL. NO -- I WILL MOVE IT OUT OF THE 441 00:29:11,718 --> 00:29:13,520 WAY, BUT I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT IT'S HERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 442 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,689 LIKE, IT'S KIND OF -- IT'S KIND OF LIKE -- Jimmy: YOU -- YOU'RE USED TO 443 00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:17,624 IT. "HELLO" Jimmy: I KNOW, "HELLO!" 444 00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:20,060 [ LAUGHTER ] CAN I JUST SAY SOME NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU? 445 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,462 YOU'RE THE ONLY SKIER TO HAVE WON A RACE IN EACH OF THE WORLD CUP'S SIX DISCIPLINES, 446 00:29:22,462 --> 00:29:24,164 DOWNHILL, SUPER-G, SLALOM, GIANT SLALOM, COMBINED AND PARALLEL. 447 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:30,537 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'M GOING TO KEEP GOING. OKAY, YEAH. 448 00:29:30,537 --> 00:29:33,039 Jimmy: THIS SEASON, YOU BECAME THE FIRST AMERICAN TO WIN FIVE WORLD CUP OVERALL 449 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:39,412 TITLES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU BROKE THE WOMEN'S RECORD 450 00:29:39,412 --> 00:29:45,251 FOR MOST CAREER GIANT SLALOM WINS AT 21. AND -- 451 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:49,055 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU BROKE THE RECORD FOR MOST WORLD CUP WINS, 88. 452 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:52,792 A RECORD 86 THAT WAS SET 34 YEARS AGO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 453 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:59,432 86 -- 88? I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE WORLD. 454 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:01,568 THANK YOU FOR FINDING THE TIME TO DO MY LITTLE SHOW. I MEAN -- 455 00:30:01,568 --> 00:30:04,371 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] MIKAELA, I'M SO EXCITED -- CAN I MOVE THIS OUT OF THE WAY? 456 00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:06,339 YEAH, YOU CAN -- YEAH, MOVE IT. Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO EVEN 457 00:30:06,339 --> 00:30:07,974 JUST HOLD IT. WOW! [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:30:07,974 --> 00:30:10,677 THIS IS SO COOL. THANK YOU. Jimmy: ARE YOU -- ARE YOU 459 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:14,214 FREAKING OUT? ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS? ARE YOU -- YOU'RE LIKE, "WOW, 460 00:30:14,214 --> 00:30:17,751 I'VE DONE IT." OR "I'M STILL DOING IT." I MEAN, YOU'RE -- STILL -- 461 00:30:17,751 --> 00:30:20,120 IT'S WILD, YEAH. IT'S -- IT'S A WEIRD FEELING, BECAUSE I DID NOT SET OUT TO 462 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,055 WIN 88 RACES. I -- I MEAN -- THIS, THIS WAS MY BIG GOAL FOR THIS SEASON AND 463 00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:29,696 I -- I -- Jimmy: CRUSHED IT. YEAH, IT WENT WELL. 464 00:30:29,696 --> 00:30:33,433 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, IT WENT WELL. I MEAN -- 465 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:36,336 A LITTLE SURPRISING. Jimmy: WHAT -- DO YOU WIN -- DO YOU HAVE A TON OF THESE, AND 466 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:41,007 DO YOU WIN PRIZES LIKE THIS? IS THIS LIKE -- OR DO YOU WIN MEDALS? 467 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:44,377 OBVIOUSLY, GOLD MEDALS. WE WIN -- I MEAN, EACH RACE HAS SOME LIKE MEDAL OR TROPHY 468 00:30:44,377 --> 00:30:46,646 OR SOMETHING, BUT THIS IS -- THIS IS KIND OF, FOR ME, AND FOR A LOT OF SKIERS, IT'S THE 469 00:30:46,646 --> 00:30:48,448 MOST COVETED PRIZE, BECAUSE IT'S THE SUM OF ALL THE RACES IN THE SEASON. 470 00:30:48,448 --> 00:30:54,721 IT'S LIKE -- IT WOULD BE LIKE THE SUPER BOWL OR NBA FINALS OR WHATEVER. 471 00:30:54,721 --> 00:30:57,223 Jimmy: YEAH. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AT THE END OF THE SEASON WHEN YOU ARE 472 00:30:57,223 --> 00:31:02,228 THE GREATEST SKIER CONSISTENTLY THROUGH THE SEASON, SO THAT'S -- 473 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,431 Jimmy: WHAT'S -- WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST PRIZE YOU EVER GOT? OH, I THINK I KNOW WHERE 474 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:10,070 YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] A REINDEER. 475 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:13,907 THAT WOULD BE THE WEIRDEST. Jimmy: A REINDEER? REINDEER, YEAH. 476 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:18,578 Jimmy: YEAH I DIDN'T -- I WASN'T GOING TO GO THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] 477 00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:21,081 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOU WON A REINDEER? 478 00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:27,687 I WON SIX REINDEER. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CAN YOU EXPLAIN 479 00:31:27,687 --> 00:31:31,124 ANYTHING AT ALL? WHAT -- WHERE WAS THIS? IN THE NORTH POLE? 480 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:32,792 WHERE WERE WE? YES, IT WAS IN THE NORTH POLE. 481 00:31:32,792 --> 00:31:36,963 Jimmy: YEAH. WELL -- YOU -- IT'S IN LEVI, FINLAND. 482 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:39,466 IT'S A FIRST SLALOM RACE OF THE SEASON, AND ONE OF THE PRIZES IS A REINDEER. 483 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:43,303 Jimmy: DO YOU REALLY -- THE PRIZE IS A REINDEER. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO 484 00:31:43,303 --> 00:31:44,971 WITH -- DO YOU SAY, "NO, THANK YOU?" OR WHAT DO YOU -- 485 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:47,374 I JUST -- I BRING THEM HOME. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU RAISE THEM LIKE 486 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:49,376 YOUR -- WHAT DO -- THEY'RE LIKE WALKING AROUND 487 00:31:49,376 --> 00:31:52,912 MY HOUSE. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A A REINDEER? 488 00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:57,283 NO, THEY STAY IN FINLAND. I JUST AM KIND OF -- I'M LIKE SAVING THE REINDEER, ONE BY 489 00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:01,488 ONE. [ LAUGHTER ] AND NOW YOU CAN JUST TELL ALL 490 00:32:01,488 --> 00:32:05,325 OF YOUR KIDS THAT RUDOLPH THE REINDEER ACTUALLY EXISTS. Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S -- 491 00:32:05,325 --> 00:32:07,861 BECAUSE I NAMED ONE OF THEM RUDOLPH. Jimmy: YES! 492 00:32:07,861 --> 00:32:12,298 [ LAUGHTER ] AND FOR ANY KIDS OUT THERE WHO WERE QUESTIONING -- 493 00:32:12,298 --> 00:32:14,467 Jimmy: YEAH, RUDOLPH IS REAL. -- THE THINGS I JUST, LIKE, 494 00:32:14,467 --> 00:32:17,270 SAID SOMETHING ON TELEVISION. Jimmy: YEAH, HE LIVES IN FINLAND. 495 00:32:17,270 --> 00:32:19,906 YEAH, OF COURSE. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW I -- I READ ABOUT YOU 496 00:32:19,906 --> 00:32:23,743 IN A JOURNAL WHEN YOU WERE 9, YOU SAID, "I WANT TO BE THE BEST SKIER IN THE WORLD." 497 00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:27,080 YEAH. Jimmy: MAN, OH, MAN, YOU DID IT. 498 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,916 IT'S A LOT FOR A 9-YEAR-OLD. Jimmy: IT IS. BUT I ALSO SAID I WANTED TO 499 00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:34,154 BE A RAINBOW HORSE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT WAS LIKE MY BIGGEST -- 500 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,456 Jimmy: YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO -- YOU GOT TO GO BACK TO FINLAND. 501 00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:39,292 THAT'S IT. YEAH, THAT'S -- Jimmy: IT'S ANOTHER PRIZE 502 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,227 THEY GIVE YOU. YEAH. WHAT DID THE BEST IN THE WORLD 503 00:32:41,227 --> 00:32:46,332 MEAN TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE 9? I MEAN -- MY GREATEST IDOL IN SKI RACING IS BODE MILLER. 504 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:49,302 Jimmy: OH, YEAH. AND, AT THE TIME, WHEN I WAS WATCHING HIM RACE, HE WAS KIND 505 00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:55,842 OF LIKE ENTERING THE PEAK OF HIS CAREER, ACTUALLY. AND HE -- HE WON -- HE WON 506 00:32:55,842 --> 00:33:00,914 GLOBES. HE WON RACES. HE WAS FIGHTING FOR PODIUMS 507 00:33:00,914 --> 00:33:03,583 EVERY SINGLE RACE IN -- IN ALL THE DISCIPLINES, AND I -- I WANTED TO BE LIKE THAT. 508 00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,186 Jimmy: YEAH. BE LIKE BODE. Jimmy: AND NOW THERE'S 509 00:33:06,186 --> 00:33:08,722 9-YEAR-OLDS THAT WANT TO BE YOU. MAYBE. 510 00:33:08,722 --> 00:33:12,258 Jimmy: MIKAELA -- THEY DO! I MEAN, I WANT TO BE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 511 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:15,829 WE ALL WANT TO BE YOU! WE WANT TO BE MIKAELA SHIFFRIN, COME ON! 512 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:19,065 YOU'RE THE -- YOU'RE THE ONE WE LOOK UP TO. WELL, WE CAN TRADE PLACES 513 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,934 ONE DAY IF YOU'D LIKE. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE. 514 00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:23,737 YOU CAN HOST IF YOU'D LIKE TO. YOU HAVE THE SKIS NOW. Jimmy: I HAVE THE SKIS. 515 00:33:23,737 --> 00:33:26,906 YEAH, EXACTLY. I THINK YOU CAN DO IT. Jimmy: CAN WE TALK ABOUT -- 516 00:33:26,906 --> 00:33:29,075 YOU HAVE A YOUTUBE SERIES CALLED, "MOVING RIGHT ALONG." YES. 517 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,244 Jimmy: WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO DO THAT? I THINK THERE'S JUST -- 518 00:33:31,244 --> 00:33:37,717 THERE'S SUCH A LACK OF TELLING THE ACTUAL STORIES BEHIND WHAT WE DO IN SKI RACING. 519 00:33:37,717 --> 00:33:40,220 AND -- PEOPLE SEE WHAT WE DO ON THE SLOPES WHEN WE'RE ACTUALLY RACING, BUT I WANTED TO GIVE A 520 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,389 A LITTLE BIT MORE INSIGHT INTO WHAT GOES ON A LITTLE BIT BEHIND THE SCENES AND BEHIND 521 00:33:42,389 --> 00:33:48,928 CLOSED DOORS. AND -- AND THE WORK THAT GOES INTO IT, BUT ALSO THE GOOFY 522 00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:51,097 SIDE OF IT, BECAUSE PEOPLE ALWAYS -- THEY'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT I'VE BEEN -- I'M SO 523 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:59,439 INTENSE, BECAUSE THEY SEE ME AT THE START OF A RACE, AND I'M FOCUSED OF COURSE. 524 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:02,842 IT'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE." [ LAUGHTER ] 525 00:34:02,842 --> 00:34:08,648 BUT WHEN -- Jimmy: YEAH. BUT THE REST ARE, LIKE, 526 00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:11,051 PRETTY GOOFY. Jimmy: YEAH. SO IT'S -- HOPEFULLY PEOPLE 527 00:34:11,051 --> 00:34:13,319 LAUGH, HOPEFULLY THEY GET SOME INSIGHT INTO LIFE. AND THIS WHOLE SEASON, IT 528 00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,555 REALLY CHRONICLES THE DETAILS OF THIS WHOLE SEASON, RIGHT UP THROUGH THE 86th AND 87th 529 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:21,928 VICTORY THE -- JUST A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, SO -- YEAH. 530 00:34:21,928 --> 00:34:25,732 Jimmy: I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT. YOU HAVE A NEW ONE COMING OUT 531 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,401 SOON. YEAH, COUPLE DAYS. Jimmy: A NEW ONE DROPPING 532 00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:31,071 SOON. YEAH. Jimmy: AND I THANK YOU FOR 533 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:34,841 TAKING THE TIME AND COMING TO VISIT ME. THANK YOU. 534 00:34:34,841 --> 00:34:37,877 Jimmy: ALWAYS, YOU KNOW, I'M A BIG FAN. WE ALL ARE BIG FANS. 535 00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:41,881 CONGRATULATIONS ON AN AMAZING SEASON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 536 00:34:41,881 --> 00:34:46,653 THANK YOU. Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST! CHECK OUT HER SERIES, "MOVING 537 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:48,655 RIGHT ALONG," ON YOUTUBE. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. 538 00:34:48,655 --> 00:35:08,775 STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 539 00:35:08,775 --> 00:35:11,511 Jimmy: PERFORMING "WELCOME TO MY ISLAND" FROM HER ALBUM "DESIRE, I WANT TO TURN INTO 540 00:35:11,511 --> 00:35:15,215 "DESIRE, I WANT TO TURN INTO YOU," GIVE IT UP FOR CAROLINE POLACHEK! 541 00:35:19,219 --> 00:35:48,081 ** ** * WELCOME TO MY ISLAND 542 00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:55,689 SEE THE PALM TREES WAVE IN THE WIND WELCOME TO MY ISLAND * 543 00:35:55,689 --> 00:36:03,296 * HOPE YOU LIKE ME YOU AIN'T LEAVING WELCOME TO MY ISLAND 544 00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:12,772 SEE THE PALM TREES * * WAVE IN THE WIND WELCOME TO MY ISLAND 545 00:36:12,772 --> 00:36:20,480 HOPE YOU LIKE ME YOU AIN'T LEAVING * * DESIRE 546 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:36,363 I WANNA TURN INTO YOU DESIRE I WANNA TURN INTO YOU * 547 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:43,703 * FLOAT ON THE OCEAN BLUE FLOAT ON 548 00:36:43,703 --> 00:37:10,230 THE OCEAN BLUE * ** * WELCOME TO MY ISLAND 549 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:18,672 SEE THE PALM TREES WAVE IN THE WIND WELCOME TO MY ISLAND * 550 00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:26,513 * HOPE YOU LIKE ME YOU AIN'T LEAVING DESIRE 551 00:37:26,513 --> 00:37:39,392 I WANNA TURN INTO YOU * * DESIRE I WANNA TURN INTO YOU 552 00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:52,072 FLOAT ON THE OCEAN BLUE * * FLOAT ON 553 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:58,178 THE OCEAN BLUE I AM MY FATHER'S DAUGHTER IN THE END * 554 00:37:58,178 --> 00:38:00,647 * HE SAYS WATCH YOUR EGO WATCH YOUR HEAD GIRL YOU'RE SO SMART 555 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:03,183 SO TALENTED * * BUT NOW THE WATER'S TURNING RED 556 00:38:03,183 --> 00:38:06,286 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT AND IT'S ALL YOUR MESS * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE 557 00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:10,423 IF YOU GO TO BED TOO HIGH ON YOUR ADRENALINE YOU GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE * 558 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:13,426 * WHERE YOU CAN'T PRETEND GO FORGET THE RULES AND FORGET YOUR FRIENDS 559 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:17,030 JUST YOU AND * * YOUR REFLECTION CAUSE NOTHING'S GONNA 560 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:19,599 BE THE SAME AGAIN NO NOTHING'S GONNA * * BE THE SAME AGAIN * 561 00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:44,157 * DESIRE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 562 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:55,635 * FLOAT ON THE OCEAN BLUE FLOAT ON 563 00:38:55,635 --> 00:39:11,017 THE OCEAN BLUE * * HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY * 564 00:39:11,017 --> 00:39:16,089 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, COME ON! COME ON! 565 00:39:16,089 --> 00:39:20,527 THANK YOU. CAROLINE POLACHEK! "DESIRE, I WANT TO TURN INTO 566 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:24,164 YOU," IS OUT NOW! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. WOW. 567 00:39:24,164 --> 00:39:33,373 WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 568 00:39:49,155 --> 00:39:54,694 BRIAN COX, HEIDI GARDNER, MIKAELA SHIFFRIN. CAROLINE POLACHEK, ONCE AGAIN! 569 00:39:54,694 --> 00:39:59,599 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT WAS AMAZING. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 570 00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:01,801 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA.