OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING
JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS--
KIEFER SUTHERLAND. JIMIN. MUSICAL GUEST FALL OUT BOY.
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW.
Questlove: 1821. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON!
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: OH, I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT. WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG NEWS FROM
WASHINGTON. TODAY, THE CEO OF TIKTOK TESTIFIED BEFORE CONGRESS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE WALKED IN AND IMMEDIATELY WAS LIKE--
♪ OH NO OH NO OH, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYONE IS NERVOUS ABOUT TIKTOK
BECAUSE THEY THINK ALL OF OUR INFORMATION IS BEING DELIVERED TO CHINA.
IN RESPONSE, TIKTOK SAID, "WELL, IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S D'AMELIO.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE CEO OF TIKTOK TESTIFIED AND THEN OF COURSE THE
HEAD OF INSTAGRAM REELS SHOWED UP AND SAID ALL THE EXACT SAME STUFF, JUST NOT AS COOL.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HEY, I'LL SLAP YOU WITH-- THE HEARING WAS ACTUALLY FUN,
BECAUSE EVERY TIME TIKTOK'S CEO TOOK A SIP OF WATER, SOMEBODY SLAPPED HIM WITH A TORTILLA.
[ LAUGHTER ] AND I LIKE THAT. SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS.
TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE TAKING OFFICE, PRESIDENT BIDEN VISITED CANADA.
YEAH. BIDEN'S EXCITED TO BE THERE BECAUSE WITH THE EXCHANGE RATE,
HIS APPROVAL RATING GOES FROM 42 TO 57. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE'S LIKE, "WOW. THIS IS GREAT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
YEP, BIDEN WILL STAY IN CANADA OVERNIGHT. MEANWHILE, KAMALA HARRIS IS
THINKING, "OH, GOOD. HE GETS TO VISIT THE FUN BORDER."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE MOMENT BIDEN STEPPED FOOT INTO CANADA, DEMOCRATS WERE
LIKE, "OKAY, WHO IS REALLY RUNNING IN 2024? QUICK, HURRY UP.
HE'S COMING BACK. NEVER MIND." [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL, IT'S DAY THREE OF INDICTMENT WATCH 2023. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA IF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GETTING CHARGED WITH A CRIME.
BUT GET THIS, I READ THAT SINCE TRUMP CLAIMED HE'D BE ARRESTED, HIS CAMPAIGN HAS RAISED
$1.5 MILLION. TRUMP SAID, "WOW, THAT'S LIKE TEN HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT? THAT'S WHY--
1.5 MILLION, AND AFTER TAXES TRUMP PAYS, THAT COMES TO 1.5 MILLION.
[ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT. NOBODY IS SURE WHETHER TRUMP
WILL BE INDICTED, BUT HE MUST KNOW SOMETHING'S COMING, BECAUSE HE ALREADY PREPARED A CHECKLIST
OF THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE TURNING HIMSELF IN. I ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF IT
RIGHT HERE. FIRST, THERE'S, "GNAW ON CHICKEN BONES TO MAKE A BUCKET OF
SHIVS." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "SAY GOODBYE TO MY
LOVED ONES. VLADIMIR PUTIN AND THE MY PILLOW GUY."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT, THERE'S, "BUY GOLD PAINT FOR THE PRISON TOILET TO FEEL
MORE AT HOME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] OF COURSE, THERE'S, "GIVE
MELANIA A LONG, PASSIONATE WAVE GOODBYE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN THERE'S, "BUY SOME AMERICAN GIRL DOLL-SIZED BRASS KNUCKLES." [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, THERE'S, "ASK THE WARDEN IF THEY SHOW 'FOX AND FRIENDS.'"
SO THERE YOU GO. I'M GLAD HE'S WELL-PREPARED. HE'S GOT TO LIVE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN WITH TRUMP. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, TRUMP'S ACTUALLY BEEN PRACTICING FOR HIS
TRIAL. HE GOT SOME VERY FAMOUS LEGAL
EXPERT TO HELP HIM OUT. LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE FROM TRUMP'S MOCK TRIAL.
THE STORY. SO, HERE'S THE STORY. DID NOTHING WRONG.
WHEN DID YOU START TO DO BUSINESS WITH HER? I DON'T HAVE A TIMELINE.
MAYBE I DO IN MY OWN MIND. ARE YOU TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A FOOL?
THE BEST LAWYERS IN THE WORLD HAVE LOOKED AT IT. I DON'T CARE.
IT'S A HOAX. YOU'RE A MORON. SO IS YOUR MOTHER.
WAIT A MINUTE. WE ARE DONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: WOW. WHAT? OH, MY GOODNESS.
SOME BUSINESS NEWS. IMPOSSIBLE FOODS JUST ISSUED A RECALL OF THEIR BREADED NUGGETS
BECAUSE THEY COULD CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. [ LAUGHTER ]
COULD? I GUESS YOU'LL KNOW IN THE MORNING IF IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE
COULD CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. I SAY JUST GO BACK TO REGULAR CHICKEN NUGGETS THAT 100%
CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT.
WELL, GUYS, THE SWEET 16 KICKED OFF TONIGHT, AND EVERYONE IS EXCITED.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] INCLUDING THE TEAM'S MASCOTS. LET'S SEE WHAT SOME OF THEM HAD
TO SAY ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT. FIRST UP, THE PRINCETON TIGER SAID, "WE MIGHT BE UNDERDOGS,
BUT WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP, THE HOUSTON COUGAR
SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WHY WE'RE NUMBER ONE."
THEN THE XAVIER BLOB SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM. MY LIFE IS VERY DIFFICULT."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THEN SPARTY FROM MICHIGAN STATE SAID, "LET'S GO SPARTANS.
WE GOT THIS." [ CHEERS ] THEN THE BLOB SAID, "I'M THE
ONLY GIANT FUZZY BLOB I KNOW. I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE. I GUESS I'M JUST MEANT TO BE
ALONE." [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THEN WESTERN KENTUCKY'S MASCOT
SHOWED UP AND SAID, "HI THERE, MAYBE YOU WEREN'T ALONE THIS WHOLE TIME.
MAYBE YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER ]
THEN THE BLUE BLOB SAID, "OH, HEY, RED BLOB. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN-- WHAT
HAS IT BEEN? NINE MONTHS?" [ AUDIENCE OHS ]
THEN THE RED BLOB SAID, "THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU."
THEN GRIMACE SAID, "HEY, DAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
ANYWAY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GAMES. IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD.
DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? AT A MEETING IN THE FLORIDA HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SOME
PRETTY INTERESTING NAMES WERE CALLED TO TESTIFY. THIS IS REAL.
CHECK THIS OUT.
BRANCHES WAVES IN OPPOSITION. ANITA DICK, IS AN OPPONENT. WAVES IN OPPOSITION.
[ LAUGHTER ] HOLDEN HISSCOCK IS ALSO AN OPPONENT.
WAVES IN OPPOSITION. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, THEN THE MEETING
WAS ADJOURNED BY HONORABLE SENATOR BEN DOVER. [ LAUGHTER ]
WELL FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A BREWERY IN GERMANY THAT CREATED A POWDERED BEER.
IT'S JUST ROUGH TO COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK AND SWALLOW A MOUTH FULL OF CAKE
MIX, ISN'T IT? [ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
♪ Jimmy: WOW! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. HE IS A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNER STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES
"RABBIT HOLE" WHICH PREMIERS THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS HERE
TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S MY DUDE.
HE IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST, AND GLOBAL POP MUSIC ICON, THAT YOU
KNOW FROM BTS. HIS DEBUT SOLO ALBUM "FACE" IS OUT AT MIDNIGHT.
JIMIN IS JOINING US TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND PERFORMING "HOLD ME LIKE A
A GRUDGE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SO MUCH FOR STARDUST," WE HAVE MUSIC FROM FALL OUT BOY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT A SHOW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS
TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ HASHTAGS
HASHTAGS ♪ Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE TARIQ I SEND
OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I WENT ON TWITTER, I
SENT OUT THE #MARCHDADNESS. AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT SOME FUNNY ADVICE OR WEIRD
HABITS THAT YOUR DAD HAS. SOME DAD ADVICE. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A
A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MARCH DADNESS" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS.
HERE WE GO. THE FIRST ONE IS FROM @HYLIANWXO, HE SAYS, "MY DAD
ALWAYS SAID IF YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DRINK A FEW BEERS, WHY'D THEY PUT 24 IN A CASE?"
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. Tariq: RIGHT.
Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @FIRSTJUSTINSANE. HE SAYS, "MY DAD TOLD ME TO
DRIVE FAST IN BAD WEATHER SO I COULD GET OFF THE ROAD FASTER. THE LESS TIME ON THE HIGHWAY,
THE LESS CHANCE OF GETTING IN A A WRECK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Tariq: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE DAD WHO WAS DRINKING ALL THE BEERS.
Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "YOU DRIVE, KID." YEAH.
HE'S NOT WRONG. HE'S NOT RIGHT EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN, REALLY. THIS ONE IS FROM @GUMGUMERSONSGUM.
HE SAYS, "MY MOM USUALLY PACKED OUR LUNCHES, BUT ONE DAY MY DAD HAD TO.
I ENDED UP WITH A BIG THERMOS OF BOILING WATER WITH A COUPLE OF HOT DOGS IN IT."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. TRADE YOU.
NO THANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM JOURNAL
ESPROTT. HE SAID, "MY DAD USED TO SLEEP WITH A CHAINSAW UNDER THE BED.
IT WAS ALLEGEDLY TO SAW HIS WAY OUT IN CASE OF A FIRE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
WHAT? Tariq: THAT'S WILD. Jimmy: THAT'S WILD.
SO, THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE, AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE THE CHAINSAW OUT AND CUT A HOLE
IN THE WALL? Tariq: IN THE WHAT? Jimmy: IN THE WHAT?
IN THE FLOOR? Tariq: THAT'S CRAZY, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS ONE IS FROM @BENKEYS. HE SAYS, "HE CLEANS HIS EARS
WITH HIS CAR KEYS." [ AUDIENCE EWS ] WOW.
THIS ONE'S FROM @PAMELA91998. SHE SAID, "MY FATHER SAID HE WANTED TO BE BURIED HEAD FIRST
WITH HIS BUTT STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND, SO WE HAD A PLACE TO PARK OUR BIKES."
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] DADS GIVE, AND GIVE, AND GIVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @UNDERTHEMDSUN. SHE SAID, "MY DAD USED TO TELL
US, 'DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.'"
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW
HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE LOOKING THROUGH OUR AUDIENCE
SUGGESTION BOX. STICK AROUND. COME ON BACK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME BACK.
AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW."
♪ HARDER BETTER FASTER
STRONGER M [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE EVERY SHOW WE PUT OUT
A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF.
SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO.
♪ ♪ LOOK INTO THE BOX THE SUGGESTION BOX ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM LORI MOONEY.
SAID, "HEY, JIMMY, I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR THE 'STRANGER THINGS' PLAY THAT COMES OUT
LATER THIS YEAR." OH, YEAH. "I HOPE IT'S A MUSICAL.
YOU SHOULD SHOW US WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE." YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THAT TOO.
WE ACTUALLY TOOK A SCENE FROM THE SHOW AND EDITED IT TO MAKE
IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SINGING. THIS IS "STRANGER THINGS: THE MUSICAL."
♪ ♪ YOU IT WAS YOU
AND ME ALWAYS YOU ♪ ♪ ONCE AGAIN
AND ME YOU HAVE FREED ME I KNOW ♪
♪ BUT IN THE END I WAS WRONG THIS TIME
IT'S OVER ELEVEN ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ AHH
NO ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. THIS ONE HERE-- LET'S GO. FROM HEATHER McDANIELS.
"HEY, JIMMY, I LOVE USING MY WAZE GPS APP WHEN I'M DRIVING. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A BOY BAND
FEATURE WHERE IT SINGS ALL OF YOUR DIRECTIONS? YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON YOUR
SHOW." THIS IS TRUE. WAZE-- WAZE HAS A BUNCH OF
DIFFERENT VOICES THAT YOU CAN CHOSE FROM TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR GPS VOICE.
ONE OF THEM IS BOY BAND. THIS IS TRUE. REALLY?
Jimmy: YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT. LISTEN. ♪ TURN RIGHT
TURN LEFT ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S REAL.
YEAH. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WEEKEND. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S REAL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY A
A WAZE BOY BAND. THEY'RE CALLED WAZE 2 LUV U. THEY SING ABOUT DIRECTIONS AND
TRAFFIC AND STUFF, AND THEY'RE HERE TONIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAKING
THEIR FIRST EVER TELEVISION APPEARANCE, PLEASE WELCOME WAZE 2 LUV U.
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ARE YOU READY
I AM LET'S GO OKAY HERE WE GO ♪
♪ IN A QUARTER OF A MILE TURN RIGHT AND THEN TURN LEFT
AND THEN CONTINUE ♪ ♪ STRAIGHT DRIVE SAFE
WE'RE READY TO ROLL ♪ ♪ KEEP RIGHT AND THEN
AT THE ROUNDABOUT EXIT LEFT ♪ ♪ LET'S GO
LET'S HIT THE ROAD SPEED TRAP REPORTED AHEAD IN ZERO POINT ONE MILES ♪
♪ KEEP RIGHT AND THEN AT THE ROUNDABOUT
EXIT LEFT ♪ [ CHEERS ] ♪ LET'S GO
LET'S HIT THE ROAD YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR WAZE
2 LUV U. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GOOD TO SEE YOU. WOW, AMAZING. OH, MY GOODNESS.
WAZE 2 LUV U. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ONE FROM GWEN NOTH.
"HEY, JIMMY! I NOTICED A PUDDLE ON YOUR STUDIO FLOOR NEXT TO THE ROOTS.
I LOVE IT WHEN PEPPA PIG JUMPS IN MUDDY PUDDLES. YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE JUMP IN
THE PUDDLE." THAT'S A FUN IDEA. TARIQ, YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A
A TRY? Tariq: SURE THING, JIMMY! Jimmy: COOL, CAREFUL.
OH! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪
ISN'T JUMPING IN MUDDY PUDDLES FUN? Tariq: OH, MAN, THIS IS A
A PERSIAN COAT! FROM PERSIA. AND NOW IT'S [ BLEEP ].
MAN, [ BLEEP ] THESE PUDDLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SORRY.
SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK ON TARIQ. MAKE SURE HE COMES BACK. [ LAUGHTER ]
WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST SUGGESTION. THIS IS FROM ROSE DUNLEVY.
"HEY, JIMMY! I LOVE CHICKENS AND I ALSO LOVE TONIGHT'S MUSICAL GUEST, FALL
OUT BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT GOT ME THINKIN', DO YOU
KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN PERFORM AN ALL CLUCKING VERSION OF THEIR HIT, 'SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN?'"
I ACTUALLY DO KNOW A VERY TALENTED GROUP WHO CAN DO JUST THAT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PERFORMING "SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN," PLEASE WELCOME, CLUCK
CLUCK BOY.
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BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪
♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪
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♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪
♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK
BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK
BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪
BOCK, BOCK, BOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME
WE HAVE FOR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." FALL OUT BOY!
I MEAN, CLUCK CLUCK BOY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNER STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "RABBIT HOLE," WHICH PREMIERES WITH TWO
EPISODES THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME
KIEFER SUTHERLAND!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: COME ON.
THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD. THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: GIVE LOVE FOR
KIEFER SUTHERLAND. YEAH. PEOPLE.
Jimmy: PEOPLE. HUMANS, WE'RE BACK. COME ON, THAT'S RIGHT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. THANK YOU.
YOU TOO. THAT WAS GREAT BY THE WAY. I HAVE TO SAY, THOUGH, I'VE
WATCHED A LOT OF BANDS IN MY TIME. Jimmy: YEAH.
AND TWO OF THOSE CHICKENS LOOKED LESS ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE THAN TWO
OTHERS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I HOPE-- I HOPE THEY CAN
GET PAST THAT. Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH. Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE-- AND I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT I WANTED TO BRING IT UP-- THAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT
GETTING INTO SOMETHING NEW, AND IT JUST-- IT INTRIGUED ME BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE
SOMETHING THAT KIEFER SUTHERLAND WOULD GET INTO.
I WANTED TO-- WELL, I WANT TO GET INTO FARMING. Jimmy: YEAH.
[ CHEERS ] I STARTED-- THERE WE GO. I GOT--
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE'S THREE FARMERS OUT THERE.
Jimmy: THREE FARMERS OUT THERE. BUT YOU--
YOU-- SO-- AND I'M NOT A FARMER. I'M-- I'M LEARNING.
I'M READING BOOKS ABOUT IT. I STARTED COOKING-- WELL, I HAVE CHILDREN AND I HAVE
GRANDCHILDREN, SO I TOOK COOKING LESSONS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THEM
ACCIDENTALLY WITH AN UNDERCOOKED TURKEY OR SOMETHING.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. OF COURSE. YEAH, OF COURSE.
AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. AND DURING THE PANDEMIC, I COOKED A LOT.
AND I GOT INTO THE PRODUCE THAT-- THAT I WAS USING FOR FOOD AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, I'VE
SEEN A COUPLE DOCUMENTARIES AND-- AND MAYBE I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY TRY GROWING SOME OF
THIS FOOD." AND-- AND, YEAH. Jimmy: I CAN'T SEE YOU IN,
LIKE, OVERALLS AND REALLY GOING FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, GETTING A TRACTOR-- I MEAN, DO YOU-- VERY FEW PEOPLE CAN.
Jimmy: YEAH. DO YOU HAVE A GREEN THUMB? MAINLY MY FAMILY.
NO. AND THAT'S-- THAT'S THE HARD PART.
Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A A GREEN THUMB? THAT'S WHY I GOT ALL THE
BOOKS. NO. WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE COLOR OF
GREEN IS THE THUMB THAT I HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH.
WHEN-- WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD, WE WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND GOT A
A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SEEDS AND-- AND LOOKING FOR THE EASIEST THING TO GROW, AND
THOSE ARE DAISIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE WEEDS. Jimmy: YEAH.
AND WE PLANTED THEM ALL OVER THE HOUSE, AND I THOUGHT HOW NICE THIS IS GOING TO BE WHEN
SHE GOES TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. WE'LL BE PICKING THESE FRESH DAISIES.
SEVEN YEARS LATER, NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] NOTHING GREW.
Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T REALLY-- YOU REALLY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND NO GREEN THUMB
AT ALL. NO, THE WORST. THE WORST.
Jimmy: BUT I-- I THINK THAT YOU LIKE A CHALLENGE. SO, I THINK--
WELL, I-- I DO. AND I ALSO WANT TO-- I WANT LIVESTOCK, WHICH IS EVEN MORE
CHALLENGING BECAUSE-- Jimmy: SEE? THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OUT OF
CONTROL. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOW?
[ LAUGHTER ] WHAT, LIKE-- WHAT KIND OF LIVESTOCK ARE YOU TALKING HERE?
WELL, I WANT-- I WANT TWO DONKEYS. I WANT SOME CHICKENS, I WANT A
A COUPLE GOATS. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING-- I'M GOING THE
WHOLE 100 YARDS. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE DONKEY? I'M GOING TO WALK HIM.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WALK A DONKEY? WELL, I MEAN, ANYBODY
CAN-- Jimmy: CAN YOU JUST WALK-- ANYBODY CAN WALK A DOG,
RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IF YOU CAN WALK A
A DONKEY, WOULD THAT NOT BE FUN? Jimmy: NO-- OH, IF I COULD
WALK A DONKEY? YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH.
YEAH. I MEAN, YEAH. LIKE, I CAN'T WAIT TO ASK
YOU-- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN SIX MONTHS WHEN YOU COME BACK.
DONKEYS ARE INCREDIBLY KIND ANIMALS. THEY'RE A LOT NICER THAN--
THAN HORSES, AND THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE REALLY LOVING. Jimmy: SO, THIS IS-- THIS
IS-- I THINK THIS IS GOING-- I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS.
WELL, I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO DO IT. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BE
SUCCESSFUL, BUT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHAT INSPIRED YOU BESIDES COVID? I MEAN, DO YOU-- THAT YOU HAVE
YOUR LAND? YOUR NEIGHBORS? OR--
WELL, I RAISED CATTLE OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE. I HAD A FEW DIFFERENT RANCHES.
AND I DID THAT VERY SERIOUSLY WITH A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE NAMED JOHN ENGLISH.
AND-- AND I JUST-- I REALLY MISSED THE COUNTRY. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME,
CERTAINLY THROUGH "24," I SPENT, YOU KNOW, ALL OF THAT TIME IN LOS ANGELES AND THROUGH
"DESIGNATED SURVIVOR" AND NOW "RABBIT HOLE." THAT WAS ALL IN THE CITY OF
TORONTO. AND I MISSED NATURE. Jimmy: CAN WE-- YOU JUST
MENTIONED "24" AND I KNOW FANS-- WE ALL-- YOU-- YOU WERE NICE TO END WITH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. Jimmy: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS, CHLOE." YES, I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW SO MANY TIMES FOR THAT, AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON AND A BEING A
A GUEST. FANS OF "24" ARE ALWAYS WONDERING AND ON THE INTERNET,
LIKE, "WILL YOU BRING IT BACK? WILL THERE BE SOME TYPE OF '24' SPINOFF?"
I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A GREAT PREMISE. WELL, THE THING THAT I'VE--
I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT THE SHOW WAS THE GREAT STAR, RIGHT?
THAT THE IDEA OF A THRILLER IN REAL TIME. THAT'S-- THAT'S JUST SPECIAL,
AND IT SHOULD GO ON FOREVER WITH ME OR WITHOUT ME. Jimmy: WELL, LET ME JUST SAY
SOMETHING. YOU, MY FRIEND, WERE THE STAR OF THAT.
I MEAN, THAT'S VERY NICE. THAT'S VERY-- THAT'S VERY NICE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THERE'S NO ONE THAT COULD DO IT LIKE YOU.
YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: BUT I-- BUT I AGREE
THAT-- THAT PREMISE-- BUT IF THEY WROTE IT-- IF-- IF--
THIS IS SO UNFAIR TO-- HOWARD GORDON IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR THIS AND HE WAS THE LEAD
WRITER OF THE LAST-- WELL, THE LAST SEVEN SEASONS OF "24." AND-- BUT IF EVERYBODY CAME UP
WITH A GREAT IDEA, I WOULD NOT BE THE PERSON TO SAY NO. I WOULD NOT BE THE REASON THAT
IT DIDN'T COME BACK. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT-- ALL I WANTED TO HEAR.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL I WANT TO HEAR. I LOVE THAT.
I USED TO TUNE IN EVERY WEEK AND I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." BECAUSE IT'S-- YOU'RE
LIVING-- I'M LIVING YOUR HOUR WITH YOU UNTIL WE GET TO "24." IT WAS SO WELL DONE AND GREAT.
THANK YOU. Jimmy: I THINK I TOLD YOU LAST TIME BECAUSE I ENDED UP
BUYING THE DVD BOX SET, AND I LENT IT TO MY FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME TO WATCH IT AS WELL,
AND HE LOST ONE OF THE DVDs. SO, I MISSED, LIKE, THREE HOURS OF "24."
THAT'S-- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. I'LL SEND THEM TO YOU. Jimmy: YOU WILL?
YES. Jimmy: THAT'S A FRIEND RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU, BUDDY. I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, PUT A LITTLE PRESSURE OUT THERE JUST FOR THAT "24," BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT
"RABBIT HOLE" HERE. I ONLY SAW THE FIRST EPISODE, AND I'M HOOKED.
THANK YOU. Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC. IT'S A THRILLER.
IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE KIEFER SUTHERLAND COME IN AND DO AND KICK BUTT AND FIGURE
OUT. THERE'S EXPLOSIONS. THERE'S ACTION.
I LIKED-- THERE'S ONE SCENE WHERE YOU'RE DELIVERING A BOX. YOU'RE DRESSED AS A DELIVERY
GUY. YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M DELIVERING THIS BOX HERE."
AND THE GUY'S LIKE, "UH, YOU GOT TO SIGN." AND YOU GO, "OH, OKAY.
I'LL JUST-- CAN YOU HOLD THIS BOX FOR A SECOND?" HE GOES, "YEAH."
THEN YOU PULL SOME SWITCH. YOU GO, "YOU'RE HOLDING A A BOMB."
[ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU LIKE-- IT FELT REALLY FAMILIAR,
THAT LINE. Jimmy: IT WAS SO GOOD. I GO, "I'M HOOKED," MAN.
I LOVED IT. THANK YOU. Jimmy: HOW DO WE TALK
ABOUT-- HOW DO WE DESCRIBE WHAT "RABBIT HOLE" IS ABOUT? I PLAY A CHARACTER NAMED
JOHN WEIR, WHO IS INVOLVED IN CORPORATE ESPIONAGE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING.
AND HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPERATION THAT GOES TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
AND HE LITERALLY GOES FROM THE HUNTER TO THE HUNTED IN A A MATTER OF MOMENTS.
AND THE REST OF THE SEASON IS HIM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S DOING IT TO HIM, WHO'S-- WHY
ARE THEY DOING IT TO HIM, AND HOW DOES HE CLEAR HIS NAME AND SAVE HIS LIFE.
Jimmy: YEAH. IT'S FANTASTIC. YOU'RE GREAT IN IT.
THANK YOU. Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE
FARM TOO WHEN YOU COME BACK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL-- I'LL HAVE PICTURES.
Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP. HERE'S KIEFER SUTHERLAND IN
"RABBIT HOLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM?
WHAT'S YOUR PRECINCT? WHAT ARE THE CHARGES? THIS WOMAN HAS DONE NOTHING AND
THEY'RE ARRESTING HER. I HAVE IT ALL ON CAMERA.
ANSWER HIM. I SEE YOU. WE SEE YOU!
WE SEE YOU. WE CAN SEE YOU. WE SEE YOU.
ARE YOU READY? FOR WHAT?
GET 'EM! [ SCREAMING ] Jimmy: YEAH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] KIEFER SUTHERLAND, EVERYBODY!
"RABBIT HOLE" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. JIMIN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW.
IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST AND A GLOBAL POP MUSIC ICON THAT YOU KNOW FROM BTS.
HIS DEBUT-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HIS DEBUT SOLO ALBUM "FACE" IS OUT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME JIMIN!
♪ ♪ ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WOW. WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: WELCOME, YEAH. JIMIN, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU.
Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS A BIG DEAL. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE
NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY. AND I THINK THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW YOU WRE LIKE,
"I REALLY WANT A GRAMMY." NOW, YOU'RE FIVE-TIME NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY.
COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JIMMY. WE COULDN'T BE NOMINATED THANKS
TO FANS' GREAT SUPPORT. I APPRECIATE THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: I WILL SAY, YOU HAVE THE GREATEST FANS. YEAH.
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] Jimmy: I'M SURE MORE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS ON THE WAY, BY THE
WAY. THIS IS FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS ]
AND THAN YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING SUPPORTIVE OF US, 'CAUSE WE HAVE SIMILAR NAMES SO I'M VERY,
VERY, EXCITED. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH.
BUT I KNOW THAT THE REST OF THE GUYS ARE CONCENTRATING ON THEIR SOLO PROJECTS CURRENTLY BUT ARE
YOU IN CONTACT? DO YOU TALK EVERY DAY? [ LAUGHTER ]
WE KEEP IN TOUCH. Jimmy: WITH WHO, IN PARTICULAR?
WITH J-HOPE. [ CHEERS ] WITH SUGA.
EVERYONE. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM BUT I ALSO--
[ CHEERS ] YEAH, "FACE." BUT I WANT TO KNOW MORE OF YOUR
STORY, OKAY? I WAS-- WAS MAKING MUSIC ALWAYS THE PLAN FOR--
[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] LOOK AT THAT GUY. LOOK AT THIS GUY.
I WAS SO CUTE. Jimmy: YEAH. THIS IS ME.
[ CHEERS ] Jimmy: WAS MAKING MUSIC ALWAYS THE PLAN FOR THIS LITTLE
MAN, AND ALSO, WHEN DID YOU REALIZE HOW TALENTED YOU WERE? WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
I FOUND INTEREST IN DANCE. IT WAS ALWAYS MY DREAM TO PERFORM ON STAGE.
Jimmy: YEAH ALWAYS. AND COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW BIG IT'S GOTTEN?
Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD. JIMIN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF
NICKNAMES, BY YOU HAVE-- MOCHI. CHIM-CHIM.
LITTLE PRINCE. LITTLE PRINCE. Jimmy: YEAH, YES.
DULY. DULY? Jimmy: YEAH, DULY.
THAT'S ONE-- DO YOU HAVE A A FAVORITE NICKNAME? MY FAVORITE NICKNAME IS
JIMIN FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ Jimmy: I DIDN'T MAKE HIM SAY THAT.
I DID NOT MAKE HIM SAY THAT. THAT'S SO GOOD, THANK YOU. OVER THE SUMMER, YOU AND THE
REST OF THE GUYS GOT TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND MEET WITH PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN.
THAT IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. HOW IMPORTANT-- HOW BIG WAS THIS FOR YOU?
Jimmy: PEOPLE GO NUTS FOR YOU. THEY FREAK OUT WHEN THEY SEE
YOU. I WAS-- [ CHEERS ]
HE'S RIGHT HERE, I KNOW. I FREAK OUT. I'M FREAKING OUT, TOO.
I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. IS THERE ANYONE THAT YOU-- THAT YOU HAVE MET THAT YOU GET
STAR STRUCK WHEN YOU HAVE MET? UH, FIRST, JIMIN FALLON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
MAYBE YOU. YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND SWEET. [ AUDIENCE AWS ]
Jimmy: AWE, THANK YOU BUDDY. WHO FOR REAL THOUGH? [ LAUGHTER ]
HALSEY. Jimmy: HALSEY. HALSEY.
Jimmy: OH REALLY? [ CHEERS ] SHE HAS-- SHE HAS A BIG
HEART. AND SHE HAS THE TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE ANYONE STARSTRUCK.
Jimmy: YEAH. ALL OUR MEMBERS LOVE HER. Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES
HALSEY. WE LOVE HALSEY, TOO. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM
"FACE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S OFFICIALLY OUT NOW.
IT'S OUT. OUT NOW. Jimmy: IT'S OUT.
CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS ALBUM AND WHAT IT REPRESENTS TO YOU?
Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND WHEN YOU HAVE A NEW SONG, DO YOU PLAY IT FOR THE REST OF BTS?
ANYONE ELSE? UMM-- [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT? A LITTLE BIT? MAYBE.
Jimmy: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. THIS IS AN HONEST QUESTION.
I DIDN'T PREPARE THIS. BUT, I HAVE THIS PROBLEM, AND I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN HELP
ME. I GO TO A CONCERT AND I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO OLD TO GO TO A
A SHOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I JUST DON'T KNOW-- HELP ME
OUT. I HAVE A PROBLEM. I GO TO A CONCERT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE AT A A CONCERT. AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
COULD TEACH ME A DANCE THAT COULD BE-- I COULD DO ANYWHERE.
SURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU COULD?
I CAN. STAND UP. COME ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HERE. OKAY.
Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH. LET'S GO. Jimmy: OKAY.
♪ COME CLOSER. TOUCH MY HAND.
AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA. THAT'S IT. Jimmy: THAT'S IT?
WOW. I CAN DO THAT AT A CONCERT. READY?
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU'RE INSANE.
JIMIN, EVERYBODY. "FACE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
Jimmy: PERFORMING "HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SO MUCH FOR STARDUST,"
GIVE IT UP FOR FALL OUT BOY!
♪ WHEN YOU ASK HOW I'VE BEEN I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL
WHO AM I DIALING TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT'S A BUMMER THAW OUT MY FREEZER
BURN FEELINGS FOR TWENTY SUMMERS ♪ ♪ I'M JUST A CHERUB RIDING
COMETS THROUGH THE NIGHT SKY SCREAMING AT THE STARS LIKE NIGHT LIGHTS ♪
♪ AND I LOVE MY LIFE LOVE MY LIFE RUNNING MIDDLE FINGERS
THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND I GUESS I'M GETTING OLDER, 'CAUSE I'M LESS PISSED
WHEN I CAN'T GET ONTO THE GUEST LIST ♪ ♪ TO THE END OF THE WORLD
THE END OF THE WORLD FEVER DREAM, TANGERINE SWEAT WHEN I GET DOWN, DOWN ♪
♪ SILENT KILLERS ARE THESE YEARS COMING LIKE WAVES YOU PUT THE FUN
INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE
THE WORLD IS ALWAYS SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪ ♪ WHOA, OH, OH, FASTER AND
FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE FULL-TIME PROBLEM, OH ♪
♪ SO, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE YEAH, YEAH
HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ I GUESS SOMEHOW WE MADE
IT BACK WITH A FEW DREAMS OF OURS STILL INTACT I AM A DIAMOND ON THE INSIDE ♪
♪ JUST ADD THE PRESSURE KNOW IT'S INSIDE ME BUT I GOT NO MAP
TO MY OWN TREASURE ♪ ♪ I'M JUST A CHERUB RIDING COMETS THROUGH THE NIGHT SKY
SCREAMING AT THE STARS LIKE NIGHT LIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND I LOVE MY LIFE
LOVE MY LIFE RUNNING MIDDLE FINGERS THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS ♪
♪ AND I GUESS I'M GETTING OLDER, 'CAUSE I'M LESS PISSED WE DIDN'T MAKE TO YOUR
YEAR-END BEST LIST ♪ ♪ NOT THE END OF THE WORLD END OF THE WORLD
FEVER DREAM TANGERINE SWEAT ♪ ♪ WHEN I GET DOWN, DOWN
SILENT KILLERS ARE THESE YEARS, COMING LIKE WAVES ♪ ♪ YOU PUT THE FUN
INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE THE WORLD IS ALWAYS
SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪ ♪ WHOA, OH, OH, FASTER AND
FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE FULL-TIME PROBLEM, YEAH ♪
♪ SO HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE YEAH, YEAH
HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT I KNEW BETTER
I THOUGHT IT WOULD GET BETTER I FIGURED SOMEHOW BY NOW, I WOULD HAVE GOT IT TOGETHER ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU PUT YOUR PUT YOUR, HEART IN IT HEART IN IT ♪
♪ THEN WE'LL DO MORE THAN JUST GET BY TOGETHER NOW CALL YOU UP AND DEMAND
YOU HAVE NO FUN WITHOUT ME ♪ ♪ I'M LIKE A STORM ON THE HORIZON, STORM ON THE HORIZON
YOU PUT THE FUN INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME, HOLD ME LIKE
A GRUDGE THE WORLD IS ALWAYS SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪
♪ FASTER AND FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE
FULL-TIME PROBLEM ♪ ♪ YEAH, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME, HOLD ♪ ♪ HOLD, HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE
HOLD, HOLD, HOLD HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE A
HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: FALL OUT BOY! CATCH THEM ON THEIR "SO MUCH
FOR TOUR DUST" TOUR THIS SUMMER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
KIEFER SUTHERLAND, JIMIN, FALL OUT BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪