1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:15,482 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING 2 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:21,654 JIMMY FALLON. TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS-- 3 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:26,893 KIEFER SUTHERLAND. JIMIN. MUSICAL GUEST FALL OUT BOY. 4 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:31,698 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 5 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:41,408 Questlove: 1821. Tariq: AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON! 6 00:00:47,380 --> 00:01:05,665 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 7 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:12,072 Jimmy: OH, I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. 8 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:12,972 THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. 9 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,977 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. 10 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:21,414 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT. WELL, GUYS, SOME BIG NEWS FROM 11 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:28,521 WASHINGTON. TODAY, THE CEO OF TIKTOK TESTIFIED BEFORE CONGRESS. 12 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:31,224 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE WALKED IN AND IMMEDIATELY WAS LIKE-- 13 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:37,397 ♪ OH NO OH NO OH, NO, NO, NO, NO ♪ 14 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:44,004 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S RIGHT. EVERYONE IS NERVOUS ABOUT TIKTOK 15 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:47,574 BECAUSE THEY THINK ALL OF OUR INFORMATION IS BEING DELIVERED TO CHINA. 16 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,977 IN RESPONSE, TIKTOK SAID, "WELL, IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S D'AMELIO. 17 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:56,483 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT, THE CEO OF TIKTOK TESTIFIED AND THEN OF COURSE THE 18 00:01:56,483 --> 00:01:59,786 HEAD OF INSTAGRAM REELS SHOWED UP AND SAID ALL THE EXACT SAME STUFF, JUST NOT AS COOL. 19 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:08,895 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HEY, I'LL SLAP YOU WITH-- THE HEARING WAS ACTUALLY FUN, 20 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:14,834 BECAUSE EVERY TIME TIKTOK'S CEO TOOK A SIP OF WATER, SOMEBODY SLAPPED HIM WITH A TORTILLA. 21 00:02:14,834 --> 00:02:20,140 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I LIKE THAT. SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS. 22 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:24,978 TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE TAKING OFFICE, PRESIDENT BIDEN VISITED CANADA. 23 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:29,282 YEAH. BIDEN'S EXCITED TO BE THERE BECAUSE WITH THE EXCHANGE RATE, 24 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:34,988 HIS APPROVAL RATING GOES FROM 42 TO 57. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 25 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:39,092 HE'S LIKE, "WOW. THIS IS GREAT." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 26 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,294 YEP, BIDEN WILL STAY IN CANADA OVERNIGHT. MEANWHILE, KAMALA HARRIS IS 27 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,563 THINKING, "OH, GOOD. HE GETS TO VISIT THE FUN BORDER." 28 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:48,902 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, THE MOMENT BIDEN STEPPED FOOT INTO CANADA, DEMOCRATS WERE 29 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:52,105 LIKE, "OKAY, WHO IS REALLY RUNNING IN 2024? QUICK, HURRY UP. 30 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:55,241 HE'S COMING BACK. NEVER MIND." [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:55,241 --> 00:03:01,414 WELL, IT'S DAY THREE OF INDICTMENT WATCH 2023. [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:05,518 WE STILL HAVE NO IDEA IF FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP IS GETTING CHARGED WITH A CRIME. 33 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:10,357 BUT GET THIS, I READ THAT SINCE TRUMP CLAIMED HE'D BE ARRESTED, HIS CAMPAIGN HAS RAISED 34 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:16,963 $1.5 MILLION. TRUMP SAID, "WOW, THAT'S LIKE TEN HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS." 35 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:24,270 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT? THAT'S WHY-- 36 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:28,475 1.5 MILLION, AND AFTER TAXES TRUMP PAYS, THAT COMES TO 1.5 MILLION. 37 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:33,580 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S RIGHT. NOBODY IS SURE WHETHER TRUMP 38 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:38,785 WILL BE INDICTED, BUT HE MUST KNOW SOMETHING'S COMING, BECAUSE HE ALREADY PREPARED A CHECKLIST 39 00:03:38,785 --> 00:03:42,088 OF THINGS TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE TURNING HIMSELF IN. I ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF IT 40 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:45,959 RIGHT HERE. FIRST, THERE'S, "GNAW ON CHICKEN BONES TO MAKE A BUCKET OF 41 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:51,598 SHIVS." [ LAUGHTER ] THEN THERE'S, "SAY GOODBYE TO MY 42 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:56,102 LOVED ONES. VLADIMIR PUTIN AND THE MY PILLOW GUY." 43 00:03:56,102 --> 00:04:01,107 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT, THERE'S, "BUY GOLD PAINT FOR THE PRISON TOILET TO FEEL 44 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:05,612 MORE AT HOME." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] OF COURSE, THERE'S, "GIVE 45 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:11,351 MELANIA A LONG, PASSIONATE WAVE GOODBYE. [ LAUGHTER ] 46 00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:16,322 THEN THERE'S, "BUY SOME AMERICAN GIRL DOLL-SIZED BRASS KNUCKLES." [ LAUGHTER ] 47 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:20,493 AND FINALLY, THERE'S, "ASK THE WARDEN IF THEY SHOW 'FOX AND FRIENDS.'" 48 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,862 SO THERE YOU GO. I'M GLAD HE'S WELL-PREPARED. HE'S GOT TO LIVE. 49 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:29,903 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING TO 50 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:33,273 HAPPEN WITH TRUMP. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, TRUMP'S ACTUALLY BEEN PRACTICING FOR HIS 51 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,942 TRIAL. HE GOT SOME VERY FAMOUS LEGAL 52 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,078 EXPERT TO HELP HIM OUT. LOOK AT THIS FOOTAGE FROM TRUMP'S MOCK TRIAL. 53 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:43,149 THE STORY. SO, HERE'S THE STORY. DID NOTHING WRONG. 54 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:47,987 WHEN DID YOU START TO DO BUSINESS WITH HER? I DON'T HAVE A TIMELINE. 55 00:04:47,987 --> 00:04:50,523 MAYBE I DO IN MY OWN MIND. ARE YOU TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A FOOL? 56 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:55,328 THE BEST LAWYERS IN THE WORLD HAVE LOOKED AT IT. I DON'T CARE. 57 00:04:55,328 --> 00:05:01,334 IT'S A HOAX. YOU'RE A MORON. SO IS YOUR MOTHER. 58 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,704 WAIT A MINUTE. WE ARE DONE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 59 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:12,746 Jimmy: WOW. WHAT? OH, MY GOODNESS. 60 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,949 SOME BUSINESS NEWS. IMPOSSIBLE FOODS JUST ISSUED A RECALL OF THEIR BREADED NUGGETS 61 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:21,654 BECAUSE THEY COULD CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. [ LAUGHTER ] 62 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:39,572 COULD? I GUESS YOU'LL KNOW IN THE MORNING IF IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE 63 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:42,142 COULD CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. I SAY JUST GO BACK TO REGULAR CHICKEN NUGGETS THAT 100% 64 00:05:42,142 --> 00:05:44,210 CONTAIN WOOD PIECES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S THE WAY TO DO IT. 65 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,080 WELL, GUYS, THE SWEET 16 KICKED OFF TONIGHT, AND EVERYONE IS EXCITED. 66 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:52,218 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] INCLUDING THE TEAM'S MASCOTS. LET'S SEE WHAT SOME OF THEM HAD 67 00:05:52,218 --> 00:06:00,760 TO SAY ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT. FIRST UP, THE PRINCETON TIGER SAID, "WE MIGHT BE UNDERDOGS, 68 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,530 BUT WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NEXT UP, THE HOUSTON COUGAR 69 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:06,499 SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD WHY WE'RE NUMBER ONE." 70 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:13,239 THEN THE XAVIER BLOB SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM. MY LIFE IS VERY DIFFICULT." 71 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:21,047 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THEN SPARTY FROM MICHIGAN STATE SAID, "LET'S GO SPARTANS. 72 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:26,086 WE GOT THIS." [ CHEERS ] THEN THE BLOB SAID, "I'M THE 73 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:30,056 ONLY GIANT FUZZY BLOB I KNOW. I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE. I GUESS I'M JUST MEANT TO BE 74 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:35,695 ALONE." [ AUDIENCE AWS ] THEN WESTERN KENTUCKY'S MASCOT 75 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,630 SHOWED UP AND SAID, "HI THERE, MAYBE YOU WEREN'T ALONE THIS WHOLE TIME. 76 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:45,472 MAYBE YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR ME." [ LAUGHTER ] 77 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:51,911 THEN THE BLUE BLOB SAID, "OH, HEY, RED BLOB. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN-- WHAT 78 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,780 HAS IT BEEN? NINE MONTHS?" [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 79 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,749 THEN THE RED BLOB SAID, "THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU." 80 00:06:55,749 --> 00:07:03,823 THEN GRIMACE SAID, "HEY, DAD." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 81 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:07,260 ANYWAY, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GAMES. IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. 82 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:11,798 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? AT A MEETING IN THE FLORIDA HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SOME 83 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:15,235 PRETTY INTERESTING NAMES WERE CALLED TO TESTIFY. THIS IS REAL. 84 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:15,635 CALLED TO TESTIFY. THIS IS REAL. CHECK THIS OUT. 85 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:29,115 BRANCHES WAVES IN OPPOSITION. ANITA DICK, IS AN OPPONENT. WAVES IN OPPOSITION. 86 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,619 [ LAUGHTER ] HOLDEN HISSCOCK IS ALSO AN OPPONENT. 87 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:39,893 WAVES IN OPPOSITION. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, THEN THE MEETING 88 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:44,531 WAS ADJOURNED BY HONORABLE SENATOR BEN DOVER. [ LAUGHTER ] 89 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:51,338 WELL FINALLY, I HEARD ABOUT A BREWERY IN GERMANY THAT CREATED A POWDERED BEER. 90 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:56,176 IT'S JUST ROUGH TO COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAY AT WORK AND SWALLOW A MOUTH FULL OF CAKE 91 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,112 MIX, ISN'T IT? [ LAUGHTER ] 92 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,747 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 93 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:15,328 ♪ Jimmy: WOW! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU 94 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:20,100 TONIGHT. HE IS A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNER STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES 95 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:24,571 "RABBIT HOLE" WHICH PREMIERS THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS HERE 96 00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:31,077 TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S MY DUDE. 97 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:36,750 HE IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST, AND GLOBAL POP MUSIC ICON, THAT YOU 98 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:44,791 KNOW FROM BTS. HIS DEBUT SOLO ALBUM "FACE" IS OUT AT MIDNIGHT. 99 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:55,168 JIMIN IS JOINING US TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND PERFORMING "HOLD ME LIKE A 100 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:59,072 A GRUDGE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SO MUCH FOR STARDUST," WE HAVE MUSIC FROM FALL OUT BOY! 101 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:12,452 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT A SHOW! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS 102 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,887 TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." HERE WE GO. 103 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,355 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ HASHTAGS 104 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:24,064 HASHTAGS ♪ Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE TARIQ I SEND 105 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:29,135 OUT A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC. THIS WEEK I WENT ON TWITTER, I 106 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:34,341 SENT OUT THE #MARCHDADNESS. AND ASKED YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT SOME FUNNY ADVICE OR WEIRD 107 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:37,410 HABITS THAT YOUR DAD HAS. SOME DAD ADVICE. WITHIN MINUTES IT WAS A 108 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:42,182 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 109 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:46,920 NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MARCH DADNESS" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS. 110 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,256 HERE WE GO. THE FIRST ONE IS FROM @HYLIANWXO, HE SAYS, "MY DAD 111 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:55,061 ALWAYS SAID IF YOU'RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO DRINK A FEW BEERS, WHY'D THEY PUT 24 IN A CASE?" 112 00:09:55,061 --> 00:10:00,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. Tariq: RIGHT. 113 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:08,108 Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM @FIRSTJUSTINSANE. HE SAYS, "MY DAD TOLD ME TO 114 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:12,946 DRIVE FAST IN BAD WEATHER SO I COULD GET OFF THE ROAD FASTER. THE LESS TIME ON THE HIGHWAY, 115 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:20,320 THE LESS CHANCE OF GETTING IN A A WRECK." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 116 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,555 Tariq: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN THE DAD WHO WAS DRINKING ALL THE BEERS. 117 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,991 Jimmy: HE'S LIKE, "YOU DRIVE, KID." YEAH. 118 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,328 HE'S NOT WRONG. HE'S NOT RIGHT EITHER. [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:32,565 I MEAN, REALLY. THIS ONE IS FROM @GUMGUMERSONSGUM. 120 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:36,503 HE SAYS, "MY MOM USUALLY PACKED OUR LUNCHES, BUT ONE DAY MY DAD HAD TO. 121 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:40,340 I ENDED UP WITH A BIG THERMOS OF BOILING WATER WITH A COUPLE OF HOT DOGS IN IT." 122 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:46,946 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. TRADE YOU. 123 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:50,950 NO THANKS. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS ONE'S FROM JOURNAL 124 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:54,054 ESPROTT. HE SAID, "MY DAD USED TO SLEEP WITH A CHAINSAW UNDER THE BED. 125 00:10:54,054 --> 00:11:00,760 IT WAS ALLEGEDLY TO SAW HIS WAY OUT IN CASE OF A FIRE." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 126 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:07,967 WHAT? Tariq: THAT'S WILD. Jimmy: THAT'S WILD. 127 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,303 SO, THERE'S A FIRE IN THE HOUSE, AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE THE CHAINSAW OUT AND CUT A HOLE 128 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:15,642 IN THE WALL? Tariq: IN THE WHAT? Jimmy: IN THE WHAT? 129 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:20,246 IN THE FLOOR? Tariq: THAT'S CRAZY, MAN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 130 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:24,951 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. THIS ONE IS FROM @BENKEYS. HE SAYS, "HE CLEANS HIS EARS 131 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:36,730 WITH HIS CAR KEYS." [ AUDIENCE EWS ] WOW. 132 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,966 THIS ONE'S FROM @PAMELA91998. SHE SAID, "MY FATHER SAID HE WANTED TO BE BURIED HEAD FIRST 133 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:43,970 WITH HIS BUTT STICKING OUT OF THE GROUND, SO WE HAD A PLACE TO PARK OUR BIKES." 134 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:57,117 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] DADS GIVE, AND GIVE, AND GIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,653 THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @UNDERTHEMDSUN. SHE SAID, "MY DAD USED TO TELL 136 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,623 US, 'DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.'" 137 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,359 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 138 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,228 HASHTAGS." TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO 139 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,597 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE LOOKING THROUGH OUR AUDIENCE 140 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,167 SUGGESTION BOX. STICK AROUND. COME ON BACK. 141 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:55,141 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME BACK. 142 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,444 AS YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 143 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,046 ♪ HARDER BETTER FASTER 144 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:05,819 STRONGER M [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO BEFORE EVERY SHOW WE PUT OUT 145 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,321 A SUGGESTION BOX FOR THE AUDIENCE JUST TO GET SOME FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS 146 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,256 THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF. 147 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,827 SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." HERE WE GO. 148 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:19,132 ♪ ♪ LOOK INTO THE BOX THE SUGGESTION BOX ♪ 149 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:24,304 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM LORI MOONEY. 150 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:28,475 SAID, "HEY, JIMMY, I'M SUPER EXCITED FOR THE 'STRANGER THINGS' PLAY THAT COMES OUT 151 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,579 LATER THIS YEAR." OH, YEAH. "I HOPE IT'S A MUSICAL. 152 00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,448 YOU SHOULD SHOW US WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK LIKE." YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THAT TOO. 153 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,985 WE ACTUALLY TOOK A SCENE FROM THE SHOW AND EDITED IT TO MAKE 154 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,489 IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SINGING. THIS IS "STRANGER THINGS: THE MUSICAL." 155 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,860 ♪ ♪ YOU IT WAS YOU 156 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,330 AND ME ALWAYS YOU ♪ ♪ ONCE AGAIN 157 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,501 AND ME YOU HAVE FREED ME I KNOW ♪ 158 00:13:54,501 --> 00:14:03,309 ♪ BUT IN THE END I WAS WRONG THIS TIME 159 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:10,283 IT'S OVER ELEVEN ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ AHH 160 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:16,890 NO ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 161 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:21,828 Jimmy: BEAUTIFUL. THIS ONE HERE-- LET'S GO. FROM HEATHER McDANIELS. 162 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:26,099 "HEY, JIMMY, I LOVE USING MY WAZE GPS APP WHEN I'M DRIVING. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A BOY BAND 163 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:29,269 FEATURE WHERE IT SINGS ALL OF YOUR DIRECTIONS? YOU SHOULD TRY IT ON YOUR 164 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,839 SHOW." THIS IS TRUE. WAZE-- WAZE HAS A BUNCH OF 165 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,908 DIFFERENT VOICES THAT YOU CAN CHOSE FROM TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR GPS VOICE. 166 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:40,613 ONE OF THEM IS BOY BAND. THIS IS TRUE. REALLY? 167 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,650 Jimmy: YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT. LISTEN. ♪ TURN RIGHT 168 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,853 TURN LEFT ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT'S REAL. 169 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:51,091 YEAH. YOU HAVE TO DO IT THIS WEEKEND. I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S REAL. 170 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,460 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS, BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY A 171 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:57,097 A WAZE BOY BAND. THEY'RE CALLED WAZE 2 LUV U. THEY SING ABOUT DIRECTIONS AND 172 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,466 TRAFFIC AND STUFF, AND THEY'RE HERE TONIGHT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAKING 173 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:04,304 THEIR FIRST EVER TELEVISION APPEARANCE, PLEASE WELCOME WAZE 2 LUV U. 174 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:09,676 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ARE YOU READY 175 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:14,247 I AM LET'S GO OKAY HERE WE GO ♪ 176 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:20,553 ♪ IN A QUARTER OF A MILE TURN RIGHT AND THEN TURN LEFT 177 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:24,958 AND THEN CONTINUE ♪ ♪ STRAIGHT DRIVE SAFE 178 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:29,195 WE'RE READY TO ROLL ♪ ♪ KEEP RIGHT AND THEN 179 00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:34,067 AT THE ROUNDABOUT EXIT LEFT ♪ ♪ LET'S GO 180 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:43,810 LET'S HIT THE ROAD SPEED TRAP REPORTED AHEAD IN ZERO POINT ONE MILES ♪ 181 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:50,617 ♪ KEEP RIGHT AND THEN AT THE ROUNDABOUT 182 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,252 EXIT LEFT ♪ [ CHEERS ] ♪ LET'S GO 183 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:57,223 LET'S HIT THE ROAD YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DESTINATION ♪ 184 00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:04,164 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: GIVE IT UP FOR WAZE 185 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:08,134 2 LUV U. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 186 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:12,038 GOOD TO SEE YOU. WOW, AMAZING. OH, MY GOODNESS. 187 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:18,712 WAZE 2 LUV U. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HERE'S ONE FROM GWEN NOTH. 188 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:23,216 "HEY, JIMMY! I NOTICED A PUDDLE ON YOUR STUDIO FLOOR NEXT TO THE ROOTS. 189 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,252 I LOVE IT WHEN PEPPA PIG JUMPS IN MUDDY PUDDLES. YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE JUMP IN 190 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,688 THE PUDDLE." THAT'S A FUN IDEA. TARIQ, YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A 191 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:33,893 A TRY? Tariq: SURE THING, JIMMY! Jimmy: COOL, CAREFUL. 192 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:40,066 OH! [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ♪ 193 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,770 ISN'T JUMPING IN MUDDY PUDDLES FUN? Tariq: OH, MAN, THIS IS A 194 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,173 A PERSIAN COAT! FROM PERSIA. AND NOW IT'S [ BLEEP ]. 195 00:16:47,173 --> 00:17:00,320 MAN, [ BLEEP ] THESE PUDDLES. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: SORRY. 196 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,123 SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK ON TARIQ. MAKE SURE HE COMES BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 197 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,026 WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST SUGGESTION. THIS IS FROM ROSE DUNLEVY. 198 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,896 "HEY, JIMMY! I LOVE CHICKENS AND I ALSO LOVE TONIGHT'S MUSICAL GUEST, FALL 199 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:15,468 OUT BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT GOT ME THINKIN', DO YOU 200 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:19,272 KNOW ANYONE WHO CAN PERFORM AN ALL CLUCKING VERSION OF THEIR HIT, 'SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN?'" 201 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:22,242 I ACTUALLY DO KNOW A VERY TALENTED GROUP WHO CAN DO JUST THAT. 202 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:27,614 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PERFORMING "SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN," PLEASE WELCOME, CLUCK 203 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,350 PERFORMING "SUGAR WE'RE GOIN' DOWN," PLEASE WELCOME, CLUCK CLUCK BOY. 204 00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:48,668 ♪ ♪ 205 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:53,340 BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK 206 00:17:53,340 --> 00:18:00,113 BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ 207 00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:06,553 ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ 208 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:17,530 ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ 209 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:22,369 ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK 210 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:27,574 BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK 211 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:32,712 BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ 212 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,282 ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ 213 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,518 ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK 214 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:42,555 BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK 215 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:48,495 BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK BOCK ♪ ♪ 216 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:57,070 BOCK, BOCK, BOCK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT IS ALL THE TIME 217 00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,472 WE HAVE FOR "AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX." FALL OUT BOY! 218 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,309 I MEAN, CLUCK CLUCK BOY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. 219 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:31,404 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 220 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,606 A TWO-TIME EMMY WINNER STARRING IN THE NEW SERIES, "RABBIT HOLE," WHICH PREMIERES WITH TWO 221 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:39,112 EPISODES THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME 222 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:42,349 PARAMOUNT PLUS. PLEASE WELCOME KIEFER SUTHERLAND! 223 00:19:55,528 --> 00:20:01,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: COME ON. 224 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:06,873 THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD. THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: GIVE LOVE FOR 225 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:10,510 KIEFER SUTHERLAND. YEAH. PEOPLE. 226 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,712 Jimmy: PEOPLE. HUMANS, WE'RE BACK. COME ON, THAT'S RIGHT. 227 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU LOOK GREAT, BUDDY. THANK YOU. 228 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,683 YOU TOO. THAT WAS GREAT BY THE WAY. I HAVE TO SAY, THOUGH, I'VE 229 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,985 WATCHED A LOT OF BANDS IN MY TIME. Jimmy: YEAH. 230 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,421 AND TWO OF THOSE CHICKENS LOOKED LESS ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THE PERFORMANCE THAN TWO 231 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,157 OTHERS. [ LAUGHTER ] SO, I HOPE-- I HOPE THEY CAN 232 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:27,327 GET PAST THAT. Jimmy: YEAH, I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT. 233 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,863 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU WERE TELLING ME BACKSTAGE-- AND I DON'T KNOW 234 00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:32,365 IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BUT I WANTED TO BRING IT UP-- THAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT 235 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,567 GETTING INTO SOMETHING NEW, AND IT JUST-- IT INTRIGUED ME BECAUSE IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE 236 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,002 SOMETHING THAT KIEFER SUTHERLAND WOULD GET INTO. 237 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:43,243 I WANTED TO-- WELL, I WANT TO GET INTO FARMING. Jimmy: YEAH. 238 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:48,314 [ CHEERS ] I STARTED-- THERE WE GO. I GOT-- 239 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,916 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE'S THREE FARMERS OUT THERE. 240 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,685 Jimmy: THREE FARMERS OUT THERE. BUT YOU-- 241 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,020 YOU-- SO-- AND I'M NOT A FARMER. I'M-- I'M LEARNING. 242 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,489 I'M READING BOOKS ABOUT IT. I STARTED COOKING-- WELL, I HAVE CHILDREN AND I HAVE 243 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,525 GRANDCHILDREN, SO I TOOK COOKING LESSONS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THEM 244 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,060 ACCIDENTALLY WITH AN UNDERCOOKED TURKEY OR SOMETHING. 245 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,062 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. OF COURSE. YEAH, OF COURSE. 246 00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:04,064 AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. AND DURING THE PANDEMIC, I COOKED A LOT. 247 00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,866 AND I GOT INTO THE PRODUCE THAT-- THAT I WAS USING FOR FOOD AND I THOUGHT, "WELL, I'VE 248 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,069 SEEN A COUPLE DOCUMENTARIES AND-- AND MAYBE I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY TRY GROWING SOME OF 249 00:21:09,069 --> 00:21:15,542 THIS FOOD." AND-- AND, YEAH. Jimmy: I CAN'T SEE YOU IN, 250 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,779 LIKE, OVERALLS AND REALLY GOING FOR IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 251 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,083 LIKE, GETTING A TRACTOR-- I MEAN, DO YOU-- VERY FEW PEOPLE CAN. 252 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:29,155 Jimmy: YEAH. DO YOU HAVE A GREEN THUMB? MAINLY MY FAMILY. 253 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,257 NO. AND THAT'S-- THAT'S THE HARD PART. 254 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,526 Jimmy: YOU DON'T HAVE A A GREEN THUMB? THAT'S WHY I GOT ALL THE 255 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,161 BOOKS. NO. WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE COLOR OF 256 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,365 GREEN IS THE THUMB THAT I HAVE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. 257 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:41,201 WHEN-- WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS ABOUT 4 YEARS OLD, WE WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE AND GOT A 258 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:43,303 A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT SEEDS AND-- AND LOOKING FOR THE EASIEST THING TO GROW, AND 259 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,205 THOSE ARE DAISIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE WEEDS. Jimmy: YEAH. 260 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:47,574 AND WE PLANTED THEM ALL OVER THE HOUSE, AND I THOUGHT HOW NICE THIS IS GOING TO BE WHEN 261 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:57,417 SHE GOES TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. WE'LL BE PICKING THESE FRESH DAISIES. 262 00:21:57,417 --> 00:22:03,823 SEVEN YEARS LATER, NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] NOTHING GREW. 263 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,426 Jimmy: SO, YOU DON'T REALLY-- YOU REALLY HAVE NO EXPERIENCE AND NO GREEN THUMB 264 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,694 AT ALL. NO, THE WORST. THE WORST. 265 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,596 Jimmy: BUT I-- I THINK THAT YOU LIKE A CHALLENGE. SO, I THINK-- 266 00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:12,432 WELL, I-- I DO. AND I ALSO WANT TO-- I WANT LIVESTOCK, WHICH IS EVEN MORE 267 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,634 CHALLENGING BECAUSE-- Jimmy: SEE? THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OUT OF 268 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,236 CONTROL. YEAH. Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOW? 269 00:22:16,236 --> 00:22:18,905 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT, LIKE-- WHAT KIND OF LIVESTOCK ARE YOU TALKING HERE? 270 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,741 WELL, I WANT-- I WANT TWO DONKEYS. I WANT SOME CHICKENS, I WANT A 271 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:25,311 A COUPLE GOATS. [ LAUGHTER ] I'M GOING-- I'M GOING THE 272 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,247 WHOLE 100 YARDS. Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT. 273 00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:29,315 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE DONKEY? I'M GOING TO WALK HIM. 274 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:35,288 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WALK A DONKEY? WELL, I MEAN, ANYBODY 275 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:39,659 CAN-- Jimmy: CAN YOU JUST WALK-- ANYBODY CAN WALK A DOG, 276 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:42,862 RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, IF YOU CAN WALK A 277 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,765 A DONKEY, WOULD THAT NOT BE FUN? Jimmy: NO-- OH, IF I COULD 278 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,667 WALK A DONKEY? YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH. 279 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,003 YEAH. I MEAN, YEAH. LIKE, I CAN'T WAIT TO ASK 280 00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:52,138 YOU-- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN SIX MONTHS WHEN YOU COME BACK. 281 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,007 DONKEYS ARE INCREDIBLY KIND ANIMALS. THEY'RE A LOT NICER THAN-- 282 00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,109 THAN HORSES, AND THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE REALLY LOVING. Jimmy: SO, THIS IS-- THIS 283 00:22:56,109 --> 00:22:57,911 IS-- I THINK THIS IS GOING-- I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO DO THIS. 284 00:22:57,911 --> 00:22:59,746 WELL, I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO DO IT. I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BE 285 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,348 SUCCESSFUL, BUT I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO DO IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 286 00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:03,183 Jimmy: WHAT INSPIRED YOU BESIDES COVID? I MEAN, DO YOU-- THAT YOU HAVE 287 00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:06,152 YOUR LAND? YOUR NEIGHBORS? OR-- 288 00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:09,389 WELL, I RAISED CATTLE OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE. I HAD A FEW DIFFERENT RANCHES. 289 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:13,326 AND I DID THAT VERY SERIOUSLY WITH A GREAT FRIEND OF MINE NAMED JOHN ENGLISH. 290 00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:19,466 AND-- AND I JUST-- I REALLY MISSED THE COUNTRY. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME, 291 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:24,070 CERTAINLY THROUGH "24," I SPENT, YOU KNOW, ALL OF THAT TIME IN LOS ANGELES AND THROUGH 292 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,072 "DESIGNATED SURVIVOR" AND NOW "RABBIT HOLE." THAT WAS ALL IN THE CITY OF 293 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,341 TORONTO. AND I MISSED NATURE. Jimmy: CAN WE-- YOU JUST 294 00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,677 MENTIONED "24" AND I KNOW FANS-- WE ALL-- YOU-- YOU WERE NICE TO END WITH. 295 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:34,914 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. Jimmy: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME 296 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:41,755 FOR THIS, CHLOE." YES, I LOVE IT. [ LAUGHTER ] 297 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,090 YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS SHOW SO MANY TIMES FOR THAT, AND THANK YOU FOR COMING ON AND A BEING A 298 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,092 A GUEST. FANS OF "24" ARE ALWAYS WONDERING AND ON THE INTERNET, 299 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,095 LIKE, "WILL YOU BRING IT BACK? WILL THERE BE SOME TYPE OF '24' SPINOFF?" 300 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,231 I MEAN, IT'S SUCH A GREAT PREMISE. WELL, THE THING THAT I'VE-- 301 00:23:51,231 --> 00:23:56,636 I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS FELT THAT THE SHOW WAS THE GREAT STAR, RIGHT? 302 00:23:56,636 --> 00:24:04,778 THAT THE IDEA OF A THRILLER IN REAL TIME. THAT'S-- THAT'S JUST SPECIAL, 303 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,948 AND IT SHOULD GO ON FOREVER WITH ME OR WITHOUT ME. Jimmy: WELL, LET ME JUST SAY 304 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:11,918 SOMETHING. YOU, MY FRIEND, WERE THE STAR OF THAT. 305 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:16,056 I MEAN, THAT'S VERY NICE. THAT'S VERY-- THAT'S VERY NICE. 306 00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,258 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THERE'S NO ONE THAT COULD DO IT LIKE YOU. 307 00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,427 YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: BUT I-- BUT I AGREE 308 00:24:20,427 --> 00:24:23,596 THAT-- THAT PREMISE-- BUT IF THEY WROTE IT-- IF-- IF-- 309 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,366 THIS IS SO UNFAIR TO-- HOWARD GORDON IS GOING TO KILL ME FOR THIS AND HE WAS THE LEAD 310 00:24:26,366 --> 00:24:32,105 WRITER OF THE LAST-- WELL, THE LAST SEVEN SEASONS OF "24." AND-- BUT IF EVERYBODY CAME UP 311 00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:36,943 WITH A GREAT IDEA, I WOULD NOT BE THE PERSON TO SAY NO. I WOULD NOT BE THE REASON THAT 312 00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:42,082 IT DIDN'T COME BACK. Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT-- ALL I WANTED TO HEAR. 313 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:45,919 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S ALL I WANT TO HEAR. I LOVE THAT. 314 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:48,154 I USED TO TUNE IN EVERY WEEK AND I GO, "OH, MY GOSH." BECAUSE IT'S-- YOU'RE 315 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,725 LIVING-- I'M LIVING YOUR HOUR WITH YOU UNTIL WE GET TO "24." IT WAS SO WELL DONE AND GREAT. 316 00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:54,127 THANK YOU. Jimmy: I THINK I TOLD YOU LAST TIME BECAUSE I ENDED UP 317 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:56,329 BUYING THE DVD BOX SET, AND I LENT IT TO MY FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME TO WATCH IT AS WELL, 318 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,231 AND HE LOST ONE OF THE DVDs. SO, I MISSED, LIKE, THREE HOURS OF "24." 319 00:24:58,231 --> 00:25:05,038 THAT'S-- YOU CAN'T DO THAT. I'LL SEND THEM TO YOU. Jimmy: YOU WILL? 320 00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:07,607 YES. Jimmy: THAT'S A FRIEND RIGHT THERE. 321 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:11,478 THANK YOU, BUDDY. I APPRECIATE THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 322 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:13,813 ALL RIGHT, PUT A LITTLE PRESSURE OUT THERE JUST FOR THAT "24," BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT 323 00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,682 "RABBIT HOLE" HERE. I ONLY SAW THE FIRST EPISODE, AND I'M HOOKED. 324 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,784 THANK YOU. Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC. IT'S A THRILLER. 325 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:20,153 IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE KIEFER SUTHERLAND COME IN AND DO AND KICK BUTT AND FIGURE 326 00:25:20,153 --> 00:25:25,558 OUT. THERE'S EXPLOSIONS. THERE'S ACTION. 327 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,794 I LIKED-- THERE'S ONE SCENE WHERE YOU'RE DELIVERING A BOX. YOU'RE DRESSED AS A DELIVERY 328 00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,529 GUY. YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M DELIVERING THIS BOX HERE." 329 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:32,632 AND THE GUY'S LIKE, "UH, YOU GOT TO SIGN." AND YOU GO, "OH, OKAY. 330 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,834 I'LL JUST-- CAN YOU HOLD THIS BOX FOR A SECOND?" HE GOES, "YEAH." 331 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:38,371 THEN YOU PULL SOME SWITCH. YOU GO, "YOU'RE HOLDING A A BOMB." 332 00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,840 [ LAUGHTER ] IF YOU LIKE-- IT FELT REALLY FAMILIAR, 333 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:44,110 THAT LINE. Jimmy: IT WAS SO GOOD. I GO, "I'M HOOKED," MAN. 334 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:46,079 I LOVED IT. THANK YOU. Jimmy: HOW DO WE TALK 335 00:25:46,079 --> 00:25:48,214 ABOUT-- HOW DO WE DESCRIBE WHAT "RABBIT HOLE" IS ABOUT? I PLAY A CHARACTER NAMED 336 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:56,356 JOHN WEIR, WHO IS INVOLVED IN CORPORATE ESPIONAGE, WHICH IS ACTUALLY A REAL THING. 337 00:25:56,356 --> 00:25:59,759 AND HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPERATION THAT GOES TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG. 338 00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:01,828 AND HE LITERALLY GOES FROM THE HUNTER TO THE HUNTED IN A A MATTER OF MOMENTS. 339 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,130 AND THE REST OF THE SEASON IS HIM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S DOING IT TO HIM, WHO'S-- WHY 340 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:10,904 ARE THEY DOING IT TO HIM, AND HOW DOES HE CLEAR HIS NAME AND SAVE HIS LIFE. 341 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,906 Jimmy: YEAH. IT'S FANTASTIC. YOU'RE GREAT IN IT. 342 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:16,109 THANK YOU. Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK. I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE 343 00:26:16,109 --> 00:26:18,645 FARM TOO WHEN YOU COME BACK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'LL-- I'LL HAVE PICTURES. 344 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,714 Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW A A CLIP. HERE'S KIEFER SUTHERLAND IN 345 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:39,799 "RABBIT HOLE." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM? 346 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,668 WHAT'S YOUR PRECINCT? WHAT ARE THE CHARGES? THIS WOMAN HAS DONE NOTHING AND 347 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,403 THEY'RE ARRESTING HER. I HAVE IT ALL ON CAMERA. 348 00:26:43,403 --> 00:26:44,771 ANSWER HIM. I SEE YOU. WE SEE YOU! 349 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:50,210 WE SEE YOU. WE CAN SEE YOU. WE SEE YOU. 350 00:26:50,210 --> 00:26:52,112 ARE YOU READY? FOR WHAT? 351 00:26:52,112 --> 00:27:01,154 GET 'EM! [ SCREAMING ] Jimmy: YEAH! 352 00:27:01,154 --> 00:27:05,358 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] KIEFER SUTHERLAND, EVERYBODY! 353 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:07,660 "RABBIT HOLE" PREMIERES THIS SUNDAY ON PARAMOUNT PLUS. JIMIN JOINS US AFTER THE BREAK. 354 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:15,035 STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 355 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:43,830 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. 356 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:54,407 IS A FIVE-TIME GRAMMY-NOMINATED ARTIST AND A GLOBAL POP MUSIC ICON THAT YOU KNOW FROM BTS. 357 00:27:54,407 --> 00:27:59,145 HIS DEBUT-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 358 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:03,083 HIS DEBUT SOLO ALBUM "FACE" IS OUT NOW. PLEASE WELCOME JIMIN! 359 00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:33,046 ♪ ♪ ♪ 360 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:43,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WOW. WOW. 361 00:28:43,490 --> 00:28:53,266 Jimmy: WOW. WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 362 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:57,504 Jimmy: WELCOME, YEAH. JIMIN, WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW. 363 00:28:57,504 --> 00:29:00,006 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU. 364 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:05,745 Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE WAS A BIG DEAL. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE 365 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:08,815 NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY. AND I THINK THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW YOU WRE LIKE, 366 00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:12,585 "I REALLY WANT A GRAMMY." NOW, YOU'RE FIVE-TIME NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY. 367 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:15,855 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS. 368 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:21,728 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, JIMMY. WE COULDN'T BE NOMINATED THANKS 369 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:29,803 TO FANS' GREAT SUPPORT. I APPRECIATE THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 370 00:29:29,803 --> 00:29:32,038 Jimmy: I WILL SAY, YOU HAVE THE GREATEST FANS. YEAH. 371 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:38,511 [ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] Jimmy: I'M SURE MORE GRAMMY NOMINATIONS ON THE WAY, BY THE 372 00:29:38,511 --> 00:29:44,317 WAY. THIS IS FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS ] 373 00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:50,256 AND THAN YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING SUPPORTIVE OF US, 'CAUSE WE HAVE SIMILAR NAMES SO I'M VERY, 374 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:52,792 VERY, EXCITED. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 375 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:57,230 BUT I KNOW THAT THE REST OF THE GUYS ARE CONCENTRATING ON THEIR SOLO PROJECTS CURRENTLY BUT ARE 376 00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:01,201 YOU IN CONTACT? DO YOU TALK EVERY DAY? [ LAUGHTER ] 377 00:30:01,201 --> 00:30:05,805 WE KEEP IN TOUCH. Jimmy: WITH WHO, IN PARTICULAR? 378 00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:11,277 WITH J-HOPE. [ CHEERS ] WITH SUGA. 379 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,147 EVERYONE. Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM BUT I ALSO-- 380 00:30:14,147 --> 00:30:17,684 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, "FACE." BUT I WANT TO KNOW MORE OF YOUR 381 00:30:17,684 --> 00:30:22,655 STORY, OKAY? I WAS-- WAS MAKING MUSIC ALWAYS THE PLAN FOR-- 382 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:29,729 [ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] LOOK AT THAT GUY. LOOK AT THIS GUY. 383 00:30:29,729 --> 00:30:31,698 I WAS SO CUTE. Jimmy: YEAH. THIS IS ME. 384 00:30:31,698 --> 00:30:36,169 [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: WAS MAKING MUSIC ALWAYS THE PLAN FOR THIS LITTLE 385 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:48,148 MAN, AND ALSO, WHEN DID YOU REALIZE HOW TALENTED YOU WERE? WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. 386 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:54,187 I FOUND INTEREST IN DANCE. IT WAS ALWAYS MY DREAM TO PERFORM ON STAGE. 387 00:30:54,187 --> 00:31:01,428 Jimmy: YEAH ALWAYS. AND COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW BIG IT'S GOTTEN? 388 00:31:04,798 --> 00:31:06,733 Jimmy: IT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD. JIMIN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF 389 00:31:06,733 --> 00:31:09,169 NICKNAMES, BY YOU HAVE-- MOCHI. CHIM-CHIM. 390 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:20,547 LITTLE PRINCE. LITTLE PRINCE. Jimmy: YEAH, YES. 391 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:23,650 DULY. DULY? Jimmy: YEAH, DULY. 392 00:31:23,650 --> 00:31:29,189 THAT'S ONE-- DO YOU HAVE A A FAVORITE NICKNAME? MY FAVORITE NICKNAME IS 393 00:31:29,189 --> 00:31:35,128 JIMIN FALLON. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 394 00:31:35,128 --> 00:31:39,432 ♪ Jimmy: I DIDN'T MAKE HIM SAY THAT. 395 00:31:39,432 --> 00:31:43,003 I DID NOT MAKE HIM SAY THAT. THAT'S SO GOOD, THANK YOU. OVER THE SUMMER, YOU AND THE 396 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:52,445 REST OF THE GUYS GOT TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 397 00:31:52,445 --> 00:31:55,348 AND MEET WITH PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN. 398 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:58,184 THAT IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. HOW IMPORTANT-- HOW BIG WAS THIS FOR YOU? 399 00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:23,243 Jimmy: PEOPLE GO NUTS FOR YOU. THEY FREAK OUT WHEN THEY SEE 400 00:32:23,243 --> 00:32:27,080 YOU. I WAS-- [ CHEERS ] 401 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:34,087 HE'S RIGHT HERE, I KNOW. I FREAK OUT. I'M FREAKING OUT, TOO. 402 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:37,691 I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW. IS THERE ANYONE THAT YOU-- THAT YOU HAVE MET THAT YOU GET 403 00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:46,933 STAR STRUCK WHEN YOU HAVE MET? UH, FIRST, JIMIN FALLON. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 404 00:32:46,933 --> 00:32:52,305 MAYBE YOU. YOU'RE SO FUNNY AND SWEET. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] 405 00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:58,011 Jimmy: AWE, THANK YOU BUDDY. WHO FOR REAL THOUGH? [ LAUGHTER ] 406 00:32:58,011 --> 00:33:00,413 HALSEY. Jimmy: HALSEY. HALSEY. 407 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,949 Jimmy: OH REALLY? [ CHEERS ] SHE HAS-- SHE HAS A BIG 408 00:33:02,949 --> 00:33:06,720 HEART. AND SHE HAS THE TALENT THAT WOULD MAKE ANYONE STARSTRUCK. 409 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:18,665 Jimmy: YEAH. ALL OUR MEMBERS LOVE HER. Jimmy: YEAH, EVERYONE LOVES 410 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,534 HALSEY. WE LOVE HALSEY, TOO. LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW ALBUM 411 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:28,074 "FACE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S OFFICIALLY OUT NOW. 412 00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:31,277 IT'S OUT. OUT NOW. Jimmy: IT'S OUT. 413 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:37,417 CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE INSPIRATION FOR THIS ALBUM AND WHAT IT REPRESENTS TO YOU? 414 00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:09,049 Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 415 00:34:09,049 --> 00:34:12,652 AND WHEN YOU HAVE A NEW SONG, DO YOU PLAY IT FOR THE REST OF BTS? 416 00:34:28,301 --> 00:34:32,272 ANYONE ELSE? UMM-- [ LAUGHTER ] 417 00:34:32,272 --> 00:34:34,407 Jimmy: A LITTLE BIT? A LITTLE BIT? MAYBE. 418 00:34:34,407 --> 00:34:36,843 Jimmy: I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. THIS IS AN HONEST QUESTION. 419 00:34:36,843 --> 00:34:40,413 I DIDN'T PREPARE THIS. BUT, I HAVE THIS PROBLEM, AND I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN HELP 420 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:44,084 ME. I GO TO A CONCERT AND I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO OLD TO GO TO A 421 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:49,522 A SHOW. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I JUST DON'T KNOW-- HELP ME 422 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:51,758 OUT. I HAVE A PROBLEM. I GO TO A CONCERT. 423 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,993 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE AT A A CONCERT. AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU 424 00:34:53,993 --> 00:35:00,033 COULD TEACH ME A DANCE THAT COULD BE-- I COULD DO ANYWHERE. 425 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,502 SURE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU COULD? 426 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:04,070 I CAN. STAND UP. COME ON. 427 00:35:04,070 --> 00:35:09,275 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HERE. OKAY. 428 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:12,045 Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH. LET'S GO. Jimmy: OKAY. 429 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:17,717 ♪ COME CLOSER. TOUCH MY HAND. 430 00:35:17,717 --> 00:35:21,054 AND LOOK AT THE CAMERA. THAT'S IT. Jimmy: THAT'S IT? 431 00:35:21,054 --> 00:35:26,726 WOW. I CAN DO THAT AT A CONCERT. READY? 432 00:35:26,726 --> 00:35:36,469 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YOU'RE INSANE. 433 00:35:36,469 --> 00:35:40,073 JIMIN, EVERYBODY. "FACE" IS OUT NOW. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 434 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:51,117 "TONIGHT SHOW" EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 435 00:36:10,637 --> 00:36:14,374 Jimmy: PERFORMING "HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SO MUCH FOR STARDUST," 436 00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:17,544 LIKE A GRUDGE" FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM "SO MUCH FOR STARDUST," GIVE IT UP FOR FALL OUT BOY! 437 00:36:39,232 --> 00:36:47,440 ♪ WHEN YOU ASK HOW I'VE BEEN I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL I KNOW YOU MEAN WELL 438 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:54,180 WHO AM I DIALING TONIGHT ♪ ♪ IT'S A BUMMER THAW OUT MY FREEZER 439 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:57,617 BURN FEELINGS FOR TWENTY SUMMERS ♪ ♪ I'M JUST A CHERUB RIDING 440 00:36:57,617 --> 00:37:00,587 COMETS THROUGH THE NIGHT SKY SCREAMING AT THE STARS LIKE NIGHT LIGHTS ♪ 441 00:37:00,587 --> 00:37:05,058 ♪ AND I LOVE MY LIFE LOVE MY LIFE RUNNING MIDDLE FINGERS 442 00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:08,728 THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND I GUESS I'M GETTING OLDER, 'CAUSE I'M LESS PISSED 443 00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,431 WHEN I CAN'T GET ONTO THE GUEST LIST ♪ ♪ TO THE END OF THE WORLD 444 00:37:11,431 --> 00:37:13,900 THE END OF THE WORLD FEVER DREAM, TANGERINE SWEAT WHEN I GET DOWN, DOWN ♪ 445 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:19,372 ♪ SILENT KILLERS ARE THESE YEARS COMING LIKE WAVES YOU PUT THE FUN 446 00:37:19,372 --> 00:37:25,045 INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE 447 00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:32,952 THE WORLD IS ALWAYS SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪ ♪ WHOA, OH, OH, FASTER AND 448 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:36,322 FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE FULL-TIME PROBLEM, OH ♪ 449 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:43,697 ♪ SO, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE YEAH, YEAH 450 00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:56,743 HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ I GUESS SOMEHOW WE MADE 451 00:37:56,743 --> 00:38:05,618 IT BACK WITH A FEW DREAMS OF OURS STILL INTACT I AM A DIAMOND ON THE INSIDE ♪ 452 00:38:05,618 --> 00:38:15,895 ♪ JUST ADD THE PRESSURE KNOW IT'S INSIDE ME BUT I GOT NO MAP 453 00:38:15,895 --> 00:38:20,266 TO MY OWN TREASURE ♪ ♪ I'M JUST A CHERUB RIDING COMETS THROUGH THE NIGHT SKY 454 00:38:20,266 --> 00:38:22,902 SCREAMING AT THE STARS LIKE NIGHT LIGHTS ♪ ♪ AND I LOVE MY LIFE 455 00:38:22,902 --> 00:38:25,205 LOVE MY LIFE RUNNING MIDDLE FINGERS THROUGH THE RED LIGHTS ♪ 456 00:38:25,205 --> 00:38:28,041 ♪ AND I GUESS I'M GETTING OLDER, 'CAUSE I'M LESS PISSED WE DIDN'T MAKE TO YOUR 457 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:30,343 YEAR-END BEST LIST ♪ ♪ NOT THE END OF THE WORLD END OF THE WORLD 458 00:38:30,343 --> 00:38:32,545 FEVER DREAM TANGERINE SWEAT ♪ ♪ WHEN I GET DOWN, DOWN 459 00:38:32,545 --> 00:38:35,181 SILENT KILLERS ARE THESE YEARS, COMING LIKE WAVES ♪ ♪ YOU PUT THE FUN 460 00:38:35,181 --> 00:38:40,120 INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE THE WORLD IS ALWAYS 461 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:46,960 SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪ ♪ WHOA, OH, OH, FASTER AND 462 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:54,601 FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE FULL-TIME PROBLEM, YEAH ♪ 463 00:38:54,601 --> 00:39:01,174 ♪ SO HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE YEAH, YEAH 464 00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:11,785 HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ I THOUGHT I KNEW BETTER 465 00:39:11,785 --> 00:39:14,688 I THOUGHT IT WOULD GET BETTER I FIGURED SOMEHOW BY NOW, I WOULD HAVE GOT IT TOGETHER ♪ 466 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,923 ♪ BUT IF YOU PUT YOUR PUT YOUR, HEART IN IT HEART IN IT ♪ 467 00:39:16,923 --> 00:39:21,528 ♪ THEN WE'LL DO MORE THAN JUST GET BY TOGETHER NOW CALL YOU UP AND DEMAND 468 00:39:21,528 --> 00:39:26,433 YOU HAVE NO FUN WITHOUT ME ♪ ♪ I'M LIKE A STORM ON THE HORIZON, STORM ON THE HORIZON 469 00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:30,103 YOU PUT THE FUN INTO DYSFUNCTION ♪ ♪ HOLD ME, HOLD ME LIKE 470 00:39:30,103 --> 00:39:39,079 A GRUDGE THE WORLD IS ALWAYS SPINNING AND I CAN'T KEEP UP I CAN'T KEEP UP ♪ 471 00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:49,189 ♪ FASTER AND FASTER CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN PART-TIME SOULMATE 472 00:39:49,189 --> 00:39:52,058 FULL-TIME PROBLEM ♪ ♪ YEAH, HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE OH, OH, OH, OH, OH 473 00:39:52,058 --> 00:39:54,394 HOLD ME LIKE A GRUDGE HOLD ME, HOLD ♪ ♪ HOLD, HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE 474 00:39:54,394 --> 00:39:56,863 HOLD, HOLD, HOLD HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE A 475 00:39:56,863 --> 00:40:07,107 HOLD ME LIKE GRUDGE ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 476 00:40:07,107 --> 00:40:12,278 Jimmy: FALL OUT BOY! CATCH THEM ON THEIR "SO MUCH 477 00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:13,947 FOR TOUR DUST" TOUR THIS SUMMER! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 478 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:35,402 KIEFER SUTHERLAND, JIMIN, FALL OUT BOY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 479 00:40:35,402 --> 00:40:38,972 AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 480 00:40:38,972 --> 00:40:41,841 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. 481 00:40:41,841 --> 00:40:49,849 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪