1 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,678 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:19,185 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:22,555 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS -- NATHAN LANE, 4 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:27,827 DOVE CAMERON, MUSICAL GUEST, LIL UZI VERT, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:33,400 ROOTS CREW. Questlove: BAH, YA, YA! Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, 6 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:40,507 Questlove: BAH, YA, YA! Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON! 7 00:00:49,015 --> 00:01:04,464 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: RIGHT BACK AT YOU. 8 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:07,701 RIGHT BACK AT YOU. I LOVE YOU. ENJOY YOURSELF. 9 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,103 WELCOME, EVERYBODY. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." 10 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:13,239 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU, HIGGINS. 11 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,476 Steve: GOOD TO SEE YOU. Jimmy: WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT THIS. 12 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,145 ON SATURDAY, FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD HIS FIRST OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN RALLY IN 13 00:01:19,145 --> 00:01:24,184 TEXAS. YEP, YOU COULD TELL TRUMP WAS NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING ARRESTED, 14 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:31,624 BECAUSE HE GAVE HIS SPEECH WITH ONE FOOT IN MEXICO. [ LAUGHTER ] 15 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,893 ALONG WITH TRUMP, THE CROWD ALSO HEARD FROM MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, 16 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:39,666 TED NUGENT AND THE MYPILLOW GUY. [ LAUGHTER ] 17 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:42,435 RUDY GIULIANI WAS WATCHING AT HOME LIKE, "AM I TOO CRAZY? OR NOT CRAZY ENOUGH?" 18 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,372 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, TRUMP, MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE, 19 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:50,477 TED NUGENT, AND THE MYPILLOW GUY, OR AS THEY'RE ALSO KNOWN, "FOUR LOKO." 20 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:53,813 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S -- THAT'S THE ONLY GROUP WHERE ONE PERSON STEPS OUT OF 21 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:57,917 THE ROOM, AND THE OTHER THREE ARE LIKE, "OH, BOY." [ LAUGHTER ] 22 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,920 YEP, TRUMP MADE A LOT OF HEADLINES FOR HIS RALLY THIS WEEKEND. 23 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,656 WELL, I GUESS HIS STAFF TRIED TO KEEP HIM ON MESSAGE BY MAKING HIM USE A TELEPROMPTER, 24 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:06,860 WHICH -- CHECK OUT WHAT THEY WERE SHOWING TO KEEP HIM FOCUSED. 25 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:13,366 I GAVE THEM HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF JAVELINS, WHEREAS OBAMA GAVE THEM PILLOWS. 26 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:17,270 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE MUST NOT ALLOW THEM TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER ELECTION WHERE 27 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:23,243 THEY HAVE YET ANOTHER TOOL -- WE HAVE SOME GREAT CONGRESSMEN THAT, PROBABLY, THEY WOULDN'T 28 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,812 GO AFTER, BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO CLEAN. THEY'RE THE CLEANEST PEOPLE 29 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:30,083 I'VE EVER MET. OUR BIGGEST THREAT ARE HIGH LEVEL POLITICIANS THAT WORK IN 30 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:41,127 THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, LIKE MITCH McCONNELL, NANCY PELOSI, SCHUMER, BIDEN -- 31 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,697 THEY'VE GOT NOTHING. [ LAUGHTER ] IT PROBABLY MAKES ME THE MOST 32 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:52,772 INNOCENT MAN IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 33 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,541 Jimmy: SOME -- SOME BUSINESS NEWS. ELON MUSK JUST VALUED TWITTER 34 00:02:54,541 --> 00:03:00,847 AT $20 BILLION, WHICH IS LESS THAN HALF OF WHAT HE PAID FOR IT LAST YEAR. 35 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:03,817 YEAH. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM CREDIT THOUGH, AT A TIME WHEN THE 36 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:06,152 PRICE OF EVERYTHING HAS GONE UP, ELON CUT TWITTER IN HALF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 37 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:10,223 SO, I MEAN THAT'S -- HE LOST $24 BILLION IN VALUE. YEP, IT'S STRANGE WHEN 38 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:15,261 FLAMMABLE TESLAS AREN'T THE WORST THING IN YOUR PORTFOLIO. [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:19,199 HEY, I SAW THAT DUNCAN DONUTS JUST LAUNCHED THEIR FIRST EVER BREAKFAST TACOS. 40 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:22,535 YEAH, AND IF YOU ORDERED THAT WITH A COFFEE, IT'S LIKE ADDING MENTOS TO DIET COKE. 41 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:37,384 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH, DUNCAN SAID THEIR GOAL IS TO RUIN TACOS THE SAME WAY THEY 42 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:42,122 RUINED AVOCADO TOAST. [ LAUGHTER ] OH, WELL LISTEN TO THIS, I READ 43 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,157 THAT RED BULL SALES ARE UP, THANKS TO THE RETURN OF PARTIES, EXERCISE, AND PEOPLE 44 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:51,131 WORKING IN THE OFFICE. IT'S WEIRD -- IT'S LIKE WE'RE FINALLY HEALTHY ENOUGH TO BE 45 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:54,968 UNHEALTHY AGAIN. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, RED BULL GIVES YOU 46 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:57,804 WINGS, WHICH IS WHY TODAY SPIRIT AIRLINES WAS POURING IT ALL OVER THEIR PLANES. 47 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:04,110 [ LAUGHTER ] I THINK I SEE SOMEONE -- ONE SPROUTING, YES. 48 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:08,048 SOME MORE BUSINESS NEWS, APPLE JUST RELEASED A NEW SHAKING FACE EMOJI. 49 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,215 JUST RELEASED A NEW SHAKING FACE EMOJI. HERE IT IS. 50 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,220 WHO ATE A DUNCAN DONUTS TACO AND WASHED IT DOWN WITH A RED BULL. 51 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:18,425 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, SWITCHING GEARS, NOT MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS COMING. 52 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:23,263 THE TEAMS IN THIS YEAR'S FINAL FOUR ARE MIAMI, FLORIDA ATLANTIC, UCONN AND SAN DIEGO 53 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:29,736 STATE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] REALLY? 54 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,906 THE ONLY WAY YOUR BRACKETS GOT THOSE FOUR TEAMS, IF YOU FILLED IT OUT THIS MORNING. 55 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,308 LET'S BE HONEST. [ LAUGHTER ] I'LL BE HONEST, I THINK TWO OF 56 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:39,979 THOSE TEAMS MIGHT JUST BE ONLINE UNIVERSITIES. [ LAUGHTER ] 57 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:43,083 CBS WAS LIKE, "JUST TO KEEP PEOPLE INTERESTED, YOU GUYS MIND WEARING THESE JERSEYS THAT 58 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,820 SAY 'DUKE' ON THE FRONT?" [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, A TRAVEL TOUR 59 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:50,390 COMPANY IS OFFERING A 56-DAY TRIP ACROSS EUROPE THAT IS BEING BILLED AS THE WORLD'S 60 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:56,596 LONGEST BUS JOURNEY. THE WORLD'S LONGEST BUS JOURNEY. 61 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,732 IT'S NOT GREAT WHEN YOUR MAIN SELLING POINT SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS RIPPED FROM A ONE-STAR 62 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:04,104 REVIEW. "WORLD'S LONGEST BUS TRIP." [ LAUGHTER ] 63 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:07,073 DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS? APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL VIAGRA DAY. 64 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:11,678 [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] ** IT'S OKAY IF YOU DIDN'T 65 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,247 REMEMBER IT. IT ALWAYS JUST KIND OF POPS UP WITHOUT WARNING. 66 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:19,853 Steve: OH! [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] ** 67 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,622 Jimmy: FINALLY, IT IS MONDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET." 68 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:23,757 MONDAY. IT IS TIME FOR "WETWEET." HERE WE GO, EVERYBODY. 69 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,899 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WETWEET." THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, 70 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:37,537 DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A SERIES 71 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:40,807 OF DIFFERENT TWEETS, AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. 72 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:45,078 YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT YOUR SEATS. YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM. 73 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:48,114 YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. WE -- WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS 74 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:51,351 LIVE ON THE SCREEN HERE. HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU HAVE YOUR CLICKERS? 75 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,821 Steve: GOT IT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WHO -- WHATEVER TWEET GETS THE 76 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,956 MOST LIKES, WE'RE GOING TO TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU CAN ALL LIKE IT AND 77 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:01,928 "WETWEET" IT. [ CHEERS ] IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE. 78 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:05,799 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY FOR THIS? [ CHEERS ] 79 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:09,135 FIRST TWEET IS, "WHAT IS IT ABOUT GROCERY STORE FREE SAMPLES THAT MAKES ME SO 80 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:14,874 EXCITED ABOUT HALF A TORTILLA CHIP IN A PAPER CUP?" [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,043 ** IT'S LIKE, "OH!" Steve: OH! 82 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:21,081 Jimmy: AH, THAT'S -- I LIKE THAT. I'LL TAKE A BAG OF THOSE. 83 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:24,417 THAT'S FANTASTIC. HALF A CHIP? I COULDN'T DO ANYMORE. 84 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,054 PERFECT. LOVE IT. THE VOTES ARE IN, LET'S SEE THE 85 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,591 RESULTS HERE. ALL RIGHT, HALF -- Steve: OH! 86 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,693 Jimmy: 50-50. ** YEAH, THAT'S -- HALF. 87 00:06:33,693 --> 00:06:36,529 HALF PEOPLE LIKED IT, HALF PEOPLE DID NOT ENJOY IT. Steve: 9-3. 88 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:38,465 Jimmy: NO, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS NEXT ONE HERE. 89 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:40,467 IT SAYS, "OFFICE CHAIRS COME IN TWO STYLES, 'BASIC' AND 'CAPTAIN'S CHAIR ON THE 90 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:48,508 STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.'" [ LAUGHTER ] ** 91 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,610 FEELS LIKE THE CROWD VOTED ALREADY. Steve: YEAH. 92 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,679 Jimmy: THEY JUST KIND OF ALL JUST -- Steve: THEY VOTED WITH THEIR 93 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:54,981 LAUGHS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, I FEEL LIKE 94 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,950 THEY'RE ALL JUST KIND OF VOTING LIKE NOT EVEN ANIMATED. YOU CAN MOVE YOUR HANDS. 95 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,085 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU CAN -- I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET UP AND DANCE, BUT YEAH, YOU 96 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:03,857 CAN DO STUFF. ** [ CHEERS ] 97 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:07,494 YEAH, THERE WE GO, YEAH. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. PEOPLE -- THEY'RE DANCING TO 98 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,697 THE MUSIC THERE. I STILL SAY THIS IS PROBABLY 50-50 AGAIN. 99 00:07:10,697 --> 00:07:13,133 Steve: YEAH, I THINK SO. Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS ONE. 100 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,702 [ DRUMROLL ] ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE BIT BETTER, ALL RIGHT. 101 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:20,040 ** A LITTLE REMINDER, THEY DON'T NECESSARILY GET BETTER. 102 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,710 [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. NEXT ONE SAYS, "THE CIRCLE OF 103 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,547 LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. WE CUT DOWN TREES TO MAKE PAPER, AND THEN THE PAPER CUTS 104 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:30,884 US BACK." [ LAUGHTER ] ** 105 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,852 Steve: COME ON! Jimmy: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. 106 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:34,754 YEAH, LOOK AT THAT! Steve: COME ON! Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M 107 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:39,125 TALKING ABOUT. IT'S A PARTY TONIGHT. [ CHEERS ] 108 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,328 ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE. WHAT DO WE THINK? 109 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,631 WHOA! Steve: WHOA! ** 110 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,268 Jimmy: WOW. WHOA. Steve: WOW. 111 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,937 Jimmy: HARD TO TOP. 174 -- Steve: HARD TO TOP 174, 112 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,106 THAT'S PRETTY BIG. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF -- THAT'S PRETTY HARD TO 113 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,442 TOP. YEAH, I THINK IT MIGHT BE THE ONE, BUT LET'S CHECK THIS ONE 114 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:57,377 OUT HERE. NEXT UP, "FERRIS WHEELS ARE THE MOST ROMANTIC WAY TO SLOWLY 115 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:02,115 FEEL TERRIFIED." [ LAUGHTER ] ** 116 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,017 Steve: NOT SCARED, I'M NOT SCARED -- Jimmy: NOT SCARED, NOT 117 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:07,754 SCARED, NOT SCARED, THIS -- PEOPLE ARE DANCING. [ LAUGHTER ] 118 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:10,490 I LOVE THAT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE. 119 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,360 THIS ONE FEELS PRETTY GOOD. ** OH, ALL RIGHT! 120 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:17,764 Steve: OH! ** Jimmy: STILL GOOD, JUST NOT 121 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,033 AS GOOD AS THE OTHER ONE. Steve: WOW! Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK IT'S 122 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,302 GOING TO BE THE OTHER ONE. Steve: YEAH, IT MIGHT -- Jimmy: LET'S SEE, 'CAUSE WE 123 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:24,738 HAVE ONE MORE. Steve: BUT THIS ONE MIGHT -- YEAH, THIS ONE MIGHT -- 124 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,040 Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE HERE. THIS -- THIS ONE'S PRETTY GOOD. Steve: REALLY? 125 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,409 Jimmy: YEAH. Steve: I'M READY FOR IT. Jimmy: WHAT WAS THE OTHER 126 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,611 ONE -- WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE THAT WE ALL LIKED? PAPER CUTS -- 127 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,780 Steve: PAPER CUTS. CIRCLE OF LIFE. Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IF THIS 128 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,182 ONE'S GOING TO TOP PAPER CUTS. Steve: REALLY? Jimmy: THIS ONE'S PRETTY 129 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,151 GOOD, THOUGH, BUT PAPER CUTS -- Steve: PRETTY -- YEAH, COME ON. 130 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:40,186 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO, LAST ONE. "THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE 131 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,288 IN THIS WORLD, THE ONES WHO STOP AT THE BLINKING 'DON'T WALK' HAND, AND THE OTHER ONES 132 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,492 WHO SCREAM, 'LET'S MAKE THIS!'" [ LAUGHTER ] ** 133 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:52,399 COME ON, WE CAN DO IT! ** COME ON, GET THE KIDS, HOLD 134 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:57,070 HANDS, LET'S GO. I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE. Steve: I FEEL GOOD. 135 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:59,139 Jimmy: I THINK THIS ONE -- THIS IS GOING TO TOP 174. Steve: I THINK SO. 136 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:02,208 Jimmy: YOU THINK SO? LET'S SEE THE RESULTS! [ DRUMROLL ] 137 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,478 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Steve: YEAH! Jimmy: WOW! 138 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,081 Steve: WHOA! Jimmy: WOW! THAT'S A RECORD -- RECORD. 139 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:13,920 I LOVE YOU GUYS! THAT IS OUR WINNER RIGHT THERE. Steve: OH, MY GOSH! 140 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,723 Jimmy: THAT IS A RECORD, RIGHT THERE. I'M GONNA POST THIS RIGHT HERE, 141 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,659 DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK. IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT A 142 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:24,431 A "WETWEET" AND ENJOY. WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW! NATHAN LANE IS HERE, TONIGHT! 143 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:28,835 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] DOVE CAMERON IS JOINING US, TONIGHT! 144 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:34,140 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM LIL UZI VERT. 145 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:37,577 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] STICK AROUND! WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 146 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:41,047 PLAYING "PASSWORD" WITH NATHAN LANE AND DOVE CAMERON. COME ON BACK. 147 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:50,490 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** Questlove: LUNCH. 148 00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,325 PICNIC. Jimmy: OH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 149 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:57,630 [ BELL DINGING ] Jimmy: SPRINGTIME. Steve: OH. 150 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:02,769 Steve: OH. HITLER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 151 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,818 WELCOME BACK TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. I'M STEVE HIGGINS. 152 00:10:18,818 --> 00:10:22,622 IT IS TIME TO PLAY -- Audience: "PASSWORD"! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 153 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:29,863 ** Steve: WELL, WELL, WELL, LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. 154 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:33,700 TO MY LEFT, HE'S AN EMMY AND TONY-WINNING ACTOR WHO STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "BEAU IS 155 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:37,971 AFRAID," IN THEATERS APRIL 21st. GIVE IT UP FOR NATHAN LANE. 156 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,608 [ DRUM ROLL ] ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 157 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:44,911 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. Steve: BRILLIANT. NATHAN, YOUR PARTNER THIS 158 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,380 EVENING IS THE HOST OF NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW," AND GRAMMY -- OH, GRAMMY AWARD 159 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,951 WINNING MUSICIAN? JIMMY FALLON. [ DRUM ROLL ] 160 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:56,823 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** OH, MY GOSH. 161 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,559 WELL, YOUR FIRST OPPONENT IS A A MEMBER OF THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW. 162 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,630 SAY HELLO TO QUESTLOVE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 163 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,533 Questlove: OKAY. HE'S JUST A MEMBER OF THE ROOTS. 164 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,468 YOU WON A GRAMMY. Jimmy: I DID WIN A GRAMMY AWARD. 165 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,071 Steve: YEAH, YOU DID. WOW, I SAW. Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S 166 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,373 LIKE TO WIN AN AWARD, QUEST? Questlove: YEAH, ONE DAY I'LL FIND OUT, MAN. 167 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:15,308 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: AND QUEST, YOUR 168 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,778 PARTNER STARS IN THE APPLE TV PLUS SERIES, "SCHMIGADOON!" SEASON TWO PREMIERES APRIL 5th. 169 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:25,218 IT'S DOVE CAMERON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 170 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,687 Steve: THE RULES OF THE GAME ARE VERY SIMPLE. I WILL GIVE EACH OF YOU A 171 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:31,725 A PASSWORD, AND THEN YOU ARE TO GIVE ONE-WORD CLUE, THAT'S ONE-WORD ONLY, TO GET YOUR 172 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:38,198 PARTNER TO GUESS THE PASSWORD. THE TEAM WITH THE MOST POINTS AFTER FOUR WORDS WINS. 173 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,401 FIRST CLUE GOES TO JIMMY AND QUESTLOVE. YOU KNOW, BEFORE WE START, 174 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:44,571 I'D LIKE TO SET SOME GROUND RULES. Questlove: OH, BOY. 175 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,173 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I'VE PLAYED MANY GAMES WITH JIMMY OVER THE 176 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:50,110 YEARS, AND IT ALWAYS TURNS UGLY. Jimmy: OH, MY GOD. 177 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,512 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M -- I'M VERY COMPETITIVE. YOU KNOW, HE STARTS OUT AS 178 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,849 VERY HAPPY GO LUCKY. Steve: RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY. "EVERYTHING IS AWESOME" 179 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,283 JIMMY. AND IT TURNS INTO VERY COMPETITIVE -- 180 00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,587 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND A LOT OF MISPLACED ANGER, JIMMY. 181 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,690 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DO NOT DO THAT. WHICH I FIND VERY 182 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,693 TRIGGERING. Jimmy: NO. SO, I JUST WANTED TO SAY -- 183 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,062 Jimmy: OKAY. AS -- AS WE WATCH WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND DEMOCRACY 184 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:15,568 DISINTEGRATE BEFORE OUR EYES -- [ LAUGHTER ] A LITTLE GAME OF "PASSWORD" IS 185 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:20,540 NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD. [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:23,977 AND THAT NO MATTER WHO WINS OR WHO LOSES, YOU'RE STILL A VERY SPECIAL BOY, AND WE ALL LOVE 187 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:35,088 YOU. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] NOW -- 188 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,923 Steve: OKAY. NOW, LET'S PLAY THE [ BLEEP ] GAME. 189 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,526 Steve: JIMMY AND QUEST, YOU GOT THE FIRST CLUE. Announcer: THE PASSWORD 190 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:43,229 IS -- "DAFFODILS." Steve: START US OFF. 191 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:52,339 I'M IN TROUBLE ALREADY. Jimmy: NO, I -- [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,208 IT'S ME WHO'S IN TROUBLE. YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO FIRST? 193 00:12:55,208 --> 00:13:00,814 Questlove: YEAH, NO. YEAH, NO, YOU FIRST. Jimmy: HM. 194 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:07,053 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TULIPS. TIPTOE. 195 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:14,060 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: FOR QUEST. WORTH FIVE POINTS. 196 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:19,933 TINY TIMBRA. I HOPE THIS IS THE RIGHT COLOR. 197 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:25,905 YELLOW. EASTER? Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE 198 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:33,513 PASSWORDS SO FAR AGAIN? Steve: YELLOW AND TULIPS. Jimmy: FLOWERS. 199 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:39,319 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] FLOWERS? [ LAUGHTER ] 200 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:45,191 Jimmy: YES. YES, YES, YES, YES. SAY IT, SAY IT. 201 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:48,495 HOLLAND? Jimmy: YES, HOLLAND. HOLLAND. 202 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,463 Steve: HOLLAND. FOR TULIPS. REALLY? 203 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,132 Jimmy: WOW. NO? [ LAUGHTER ] 204 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,634 Questlove: ALL RIGHT, SO TULIPS. Steve: ROSES ON A PIANO, YOU 205 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,936 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN? 206 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,339 HE'S ALREADY TURNED ON ME. [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: OKAY. 207 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,608 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: HOLLAND, HOLLAND. Steve: WE'VE GOT HOLLAND. 208 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,611 Questlove: HOLLAND -- TULIPS AND FLOWERS. YEAH. 209 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:09,449 Questlove: I'VE ONLY HEARD THIS IN ONE SONG, AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS REFERENCE. 210 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:21,428 AND I HOPE WE CAN PAY FOR THE PUBLISHING. * FLOWERS * 211 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:26,066 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: AND THE REFERENCE WAS LOST ON THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE. 212 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:32,272 [ SAD TUBA ] Questlove: SHUT UP, TUBA! [ LAUGHTER ] 213 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,607 I -- I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA. SPRING? 214 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:40,080 Steve: SPRING. SPRING. Jimmy: SPRINGTIME. 215 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:47,787 Steve: OH. HITLER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 216 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,757 Steve: ALL RIGHT, THE SCORE IS ZERO TO ZERO. THE WORD WAS "DAFFODILS." 217 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,094 Jimmy: AH. Questlove: AH. THE PASSWORD IS -- 218 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,963 "FRAPPUCCINO." Steve: OKAY. DOVE, YOU ARE FIRST. 219 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,132 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] OH, MY GOD. 220 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:04,137 Questlove: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? UH, I DON'T -- 221 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:08,942 STARBUCKS? Steve: NICE. Questlove: GRANDE? 222 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:12,512 Steve: OOH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NO, THAT IS -- 223 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,281 Jimmy: I SEE HOW YOU GOT THERE THOUGH. Steve: YEAH, YEAH. 224 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:17,717 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: ARE YOU GETTING EXCITED? 225 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,753 YOU FEEL LIKE WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS, RIGHT? YEAH. 226 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:23,957 FROZEN. Questlove: STARBUCKS AND FROZEN. 227 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,792 Jimmy: FRAPPUCCINO? YES! [ BELL DINGING ] 228 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:30,163 ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Steve: WOW. 229 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:36,703 WELL, WELL. Jimmy: YES! YABBA DABBA DOO! 230 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:43,143 [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: YABBA DABBA DOO. 231 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:47,380 Steve: QUEST AND JIMMY. NEXT -- THE PASSWORD IS -- 232 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,083 "PICNIC." [ LAUGHTER ] Steve: QUESTLOVE, WHY DON'T 233 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:58,958 YOU START US OFF THIS TIME? Questlove: OKAY, OKAY. Steve: GOT IT? 234 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:05,398 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, HE'S GOT -- Questlove: I'M GOING TO 235 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,033 THROW THIS AWAY. OKAY. Questlove: I'M GOING TO 236 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,835 THROW THIS AWAY. ALL RIGHT. Questlove: AND WE'LL GET IT 237 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,104 ON THE THIRD ONE. OH, YEAH, SMART. GOOD TACTIC. 238 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,039 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Questlove: ANTS. Steve: OH. 239 00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,575 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOT "AUNTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 240 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:20,413 ANTS? Questlove: ANTS. ANTS. 241 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,084 Questlove: FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WITH ANTS. OH, ANTHILL. 242 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:30,290 Steve: OH, THERE WE GO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH, WAIT. 243 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:34,227 ANTS. I'M CONJURING THE SPIRIT OF BETTY WHITE RIGHT NOW. 244 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,763 Jimmy: YES. [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS GOOD. 245 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:41,501 DO THAT. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. "YOGI?" 246 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:45,505 Steve: OH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BEAR? 247 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,608 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: I WAS GOING TO DO -- Questlove: YOU READY? 248 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,244 MM-MH, MM-HM. Questlove: YOU REMEMBER WHAT I SAID, RIGHT? 249 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,346 YEAH, I REMEMBER. Questlove: ANTS? ANTS, IT'S IN THERE. 250 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,848 YEAH. Questlove: AND HE SAID "YOGI"? 251 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,983 MM-HM. Questlove: LUNCH! PICNIC! 252 00:16:56,983 --> 00:17:01,454 [ BELL DINGING ] ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 253 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,190 Steve: OH, MY GOSH. QUESTLOVE PREDICTED YOU GUYS WERE GONNA GET IT IN THREE. 254 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,526 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD FIRST TRY. Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 255 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,928 Jimmy: HERE YOU GO. Steve: LET ME GRAB THESE GUYS. 256 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,264 HERE WE GO. Jimmy: IT'S A BARN BURNER? Steve: IT'S A BARN -- 257 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,333 BECAUSE BARN IS ON FIRE. OH, BOY. WHAT? 258 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,335 ALL RIGHT, NATHAN. OH -- THE PASSWORD IS -- 259 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:18,438 "SUCCESSION." [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] Steve: NATHAN, YOU -- YOU 260 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,775 START US OUT. Questlove: WHEW, MAN -- Steve: OH, MY GOSH. 261 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:28,081 UH. Jimmy: I FEEL CONFIDENT. I'M TRYING NOT TO LOOK AT THE 262 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,050 CARD. Questlove: I WANT TO SEE TOO. 263 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:36,623 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: DOES THAT COUNT AS A A CLUE? 264 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:43,763 YEAH. LOGAN. Steve: OH. 265 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,732 Jimmy: "SUCCESSION"? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BELL DINGING ] 266 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:50,103 ** WOW! Questlove: OH, WOW! 267 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:53,640 Steve: OH, MY GOSH. Questlove: WOW. Steve: WOWEE. 268 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,943 Questlove: YOU DESERVE THAT. YOU DESERVE THAT. YOU DESERVE THAT. 269 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,079 I'M EXHAUSTED. Jimmy: WE ARE EXHAUSTED. THIS IS -- 270 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,381 Steve: MY GOSH. OKAY, THERE'S ONE MORE. THIS IS THE LAST CLUE WORTH ONE 271 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,416 BILLION POINTS. Jimmy: WOW. OH. 272 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,052 Questlove: ONE BILLION. THE PASSWORD IS -- "ACHOO!" 273 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:13,026 Steve: START US OFF. WHO'S WINNING? [ LAUGHTER ] 274 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:15,028 Jimmy: NO ONE IS. NO ONE? [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:18:15,028 --> 00:18:17,464 Jimmy: NO ONE. SO SAD. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 276 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:26,272 OKAY. SNEEZE. [ LAUGHTER ] 277 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,208 ACHOO! Jimmy: YES! [ BELL DINGING ] 278 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:34,481 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** Steve: OH, MY GOODNESS! 279 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:39,753 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHOA, NOW. Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 280 00:18:39,753 --> 00:18:42,655 DOVE CAMERON, NATHAN LANE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'RE TALKING TO NATHAN AFTER 281 00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,392 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! ACHOO, ACHOO. 282 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:55,368 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** * WHOA * 283 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:59,806 THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT * 284 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:05,779 THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT * * HA 1600 BLOCK I JUST WANNA ROCK 285 00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:23,830 A TONY AND EMMY-WINNING ACTOR STARRING ALONGSIDE JOAQUIN PHEONIX IN THE NEW 286 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:29,369 FILM, "BEAU IS AFRAID," WHICH OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY, APRIL 21st. 287 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:32,939 21st. PLEASE WELCOME, THE ALWAYS ENTERTAINING, NATHAN LANE. 288 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:56,096 ** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 289 00:19:56,096 --> 00:19:59,599 Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. NATHAN LANE. 290 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,368 IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE. JAMES DeSANTIS FALLON -- [ LAUGHTER ] 291 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:08,141 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. AND MAY I SAY, THE OZEMPIC IS DOING WONDERS FOR YOUR FIGURE. 292 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:12,645 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THANK YOU. YOU HAVE THE TAUT PHYSIQUE 293 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,282 OF A LINDSEY GRAHAM POOL BOY. [ LAUGHTER ] HOW MANY KEGELS ARE YOU UP TO 294 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:20,487 NOW? YOU KNOW, I LOVE DOING YOUR SHOW BECAUSE OF ALL OF THE 295 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:23,990 "LATE NIGHT" SHOWS, YOURS IS THE CLOSEST CAB RIDE FROM MY APARTMENT. 296 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,659 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AW, THAT'S SO SWEET. BUT -- 297 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,428 Jimmy: THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU. YOU ASTOUND ME. 298 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,765 YOU'RE A TALK-SHOW HOST, A GAME SHOW HOST, A CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR. 299 00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:36,403 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, ARE THINGS OKAY AT HOME? [ LAUGHTER ] 300 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,438 SERIOUSLY -- Jimmy: YES. I AM SO THRILLED TO SPEND MY 301 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:42,709 ONE NIGHT OFF TALKING TO YOU AND THEN PERFORMING LATER WITH LIL UZI VERT. 302 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,112 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT -- BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, WE 303 00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:50,083 ALWAYS TRAVEL TOGETHER BECAUSE I SING A LITTLE BACK-UP FOR LIL -- BUT JUST A LIL. 304 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,553 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: JUST A LIL -- JUST A A LIL WITH LIL. 305 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,389 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE -- WE 306 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,592 SAW EACH OTHER. I BELIEVE THE LAST TIME WE HUNG OUT WAS NICK CANNON'S 40th 307 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:06,599 BABY SHOWER. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S EXACT -- 308 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:11,338 THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. NO, WAIT, NO, WAIT, I SAW YOU LAST WEEK -- YOU WERE OUT 309 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,541 PROTESTING TRUMP'S IMPENDING INDICTMENT. Jimmy: OH YEAH, THAT'S 310 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,810 RIGHT. YES, YOU HAD THAT -- YOU HAD THAT LOVELY TAILORED "LET'S GO, 311 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,612 BRANDON" T-SHIRT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT SPEAKING OF TRUMP, YOU 312 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:24,217 KNOW, I WAS RECENTLY HIRED TO BECOME HIS NEW LEGAL ADVISOR. HEAR ME OUT. 313 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,654 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A VERY FRIENDLY TV LAWYER AND 314 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,622 THEN THEY HEARD I HAD WON A A TONY AWARD FOR PLAYING TRUMP'S FAVORITE LAWYER, 315 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:37,230 ROY COHN IN "ANGELS IN AMERICA." SO THEY THOUGHT I'D BE PERFECT. 316 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:40,600 THAT, AND EVERYBODY ELSE SAID, "NOT A CHANCE IN HELL." [ LAUGHTER ] 317 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,470 Jimmy: BUT YOU -- DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAW? NO, BUT NEITHER DOES 318 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:51,277 RUDY GIULIANI, SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 319 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,881 LOOK -- BELIEVE ME, I TRIED TO SAY NO, BUT MY GOODNESS THAT MAR-A-LAGO HAS ONE HELL OF A 320 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:58,685 A WAFFLE BAR. Jimmy: OH, IS THAT RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] 321 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:01,054 YEAH. AND LOOK, IT'S NOT TOO BAD WORKING FOR TRUMP. 322 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,123 ALTHOUGH, OCCASIONALLY, I DO HAVE TO JIGGLE SOME KEYS IN HIS FACE LIKE A CAT TO GET HIS 323 00:22:03,123 --> 00:22:07,060 ATTENTION. Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM 324 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:09,062 ACTUALLY, BECAUSE YOU KNOW, JUST BEFORE THE AUTHORITIES BUSTED IN, MELANIA TURNED TO 325 00:22:09,062 --> 00:22:17,103 HIM AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M FINALLY IN THE MOOD." [ LAUGHTER ] 326 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:20,373 Jimmy: WHAT A BUMMER. IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR TRUMP. 327 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:23,476 SO, I'VE ALREADY ASKED TO BORROW HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S SYMPATHY WALKER -- 328 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:29,149 [ LAUGHTER ] AND -- I'M GIVING HIM SOME -- SOME PRISON -- SOME PRISON 329 00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:34,220 SURVIVAL TIPS, BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, I DID A STINT IN RYKER'S IN THE '80s FOR STEALING A 330 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:39,893 A FRENCH BAGUETTE FOR A BIG FONDU PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ] 331 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:42,429 Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. HEY, BUT I'M REALLY FEELING LIKE TRUMP'S LAWYER. 332 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,732 MAINLY BECAUSE HE HASN'T PAID ME. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 333 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,635 Jimmy: WOW! GET OVER HERE -- COME ON, NO. NO, DON'T LEAVE. 334 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,471 NO, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT DONE. WE'RE NOT DONE. 335 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:54,507 WE'RE NOT -- NO, WE'RE NOT DONE. ** 336 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:58,745 WOW, NATHAN LANE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] COME ON. 337 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:02,115 WHO COMES OUT -- WHO BRINGS IT LIKE YOU BRING IT? AND YOU'RE -- I'M HAPPY, 338 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,784 BECAUSE YOU'RE A BUSY, BUSY MAN. I'M SO BUSY. 339 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:06,753 Jimmy: YOU ARE. YOU -- ACTUALLY TOLD ME YOU'RE GOING TO ATTEND KING CHARLES' 340 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:09,155 CORONATION. OH, YEAH, CHUCK AND I GO WAY BACK. 341 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:12,092 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: CHUCK. BECAUSE WE WERE CHUMS AT THE 342 00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:16,796 PEMBERLEY FINISHING SCHOOL FOR SOPHISTICATED BOYS. [ LAUGHTER ] 343 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:19,099 YES, I -- OH, YEAH, VERY HARD SCHOOL TO GET INTO. YOU KNOW -- 344 00:23:19,099 --> 00:23:21,334 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, I -- I AM THRILLED ABOUT GOING THROUGH TO THE 345 00:23:21,334 --> 00:23:23,570 CORONATION, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE SINCE I WAS A REFEREE FOR ONE OF THE 346 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:33,179 QUEEN'S UNDERGROUND CORGI FIGHTS. Jimmy: OH, I'VE HEARD 347 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,315 ABOUT -- I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 348 00:23:35,315 --> 00:23:39,219 OH, THOSE WERE BRUTAL. Jimmy: YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THOSE. 349 00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,820 YEAH. Jimmy: I WANTED TO SAY CONGRATS TO YOU. 350 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,089 YES. Jimmy: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. IN ALL -- 351 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,958 IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, BECAUSE YOU WON AN EMMY AWARD -- 352 00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:47,093 YES. Jimmy: AND WELL-DESERVED. FOR "ONLY MURDERS IN THE 353 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,295 BUILDING." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YES. 354 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:53,700 THANK YOU -- Jimmy: WELL-DESERVED. WELL, THANK YOU. 355 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,902 YES, I -- YES, I BECAME THE MOST EMMY-NOMINATED GUEST ACTOR IN HISTORY AND -- AND FINALLY 356 00:23:55,902 --> 00:24:07,147 WON THE BIG BOY PRIMETIME EMMY. I -- TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT MY FIRST EMMY. 357 00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:09,416 I DO HAVE TWO DAYTIME EMMYS, BUT AS YOU KNOW, THEY'RE FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE AND NOT TAKEN 358 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:16,690 QUITE AS SERIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT -- YOU KNOW -- AS YOU ALSO 359 00:24:16,690 --> 00:24:18,892 KNOW BECAUSE YOU'VE BEATEN ME IN THIS CATEGORY, THEY GIVE OUT THE GUEST ACTOR AWARDS AT THE 360 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:24,264 CREATIVE ARTS CEREMONY THE WEEK BEFORE. AND HAVING LOST SIX TIMES, I -- 361 00:24:24,264 --> 00:24:28,068 I WAS HESITANT TO FLY ALL THE WAY TO LOS ANGELES AND LOSE AGAIN. 362 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:32,072 AND EVERYBODY TOLD ME, "DON'T GO" -- Jimmy: YEAH. 363 00:24:32,072 --> 00:24:35,508 -- "WAIT AND SEE IF YOU WIN. AND IF YOU DO, YOU'LL BE INVITED TO THE REAL EMMYS, AND 364 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,677 THEY'LL INTRODUCE YOU AS THE GUEST ACTOR WINNER, AND YOU'LL GET TO PRESENT AN AWARD TO 365 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,779 SOMEONE WHO'S OBVIOUSLY MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU, BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING THEIR AWARD ON 366 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:46,319 TELEVISION. Jimmy: WOW! [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:49,789 SO, I SAID, "YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO." SO I DIDN'T GO, I FINALLY WON 368 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:54,127 THE AWARD. THIS YEAR THEY DID AWAY WITH THAT TRADITION AND I WASN'T 369 00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:59,432 INVITED TO THE CEREMONY. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S THE 370 00:24:59,432 --> 00:25:01,668 BEST. YEAH, SO MY -- MY EMMY WIN WAS A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET 371 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:06,706 RIGHT UP THERE WITH RON DeSANTIS' ONLYFANS PASSWORD. 372 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:13,246 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. I WANT -- I WANTED TO TALK TO 373 00:25:13,246 --> 00:25:15,048 YOU ABOUT THIS. YES. Jimmy: "PICTURES FROM HOME" 374 00:25:15,048 --> 00:25:17,050 YOU'RE ON BROADWAY. OH, YES. Jimmy: OH, I MEAN -- GOSH, 375 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:19,552 YOU'RE THE BEST. THIS IS YOUR 25th PLAY? YES, IT'S MY -- FIVE MORE 376 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:22,689 AND I'M UP FOR PAROLE. [ LAUGHTER ] NO, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLAY BY 377 00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:27,060 SHARR WHITE CALLED "PICTURES FROM HOME." IT'S A VERY FUNNY, VERY MOVING 378 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,430 PLAY DIRECTED BY BARTLETT SHER AND STARRING THE BRILLIANT DANNY BURSTEIN AND 379 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:35,335 ZOE WANAMAKER. IT'S BASED ON THIS EXTRAORDINARY PHOTO MEMOIR BY 380 00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,570 THE CELEBRATED PHOTOGRAPHER, LARRY SULTAN, WHO FOR A PERIOD OF TEN YEARS PHOTOGRAPHED HIS 381 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:45,779 PARENTS AND INTERVIEWED THEM, AND THE PLAY IS ABOUT THE LAST TWO YEARS OF THAT PROCESS. 382 00:25:45,779 --> 00:25:48,281 AND THE AUDIENCES HAVE BEEN LOVING IT. I'M SURE YOU'LL COME SEE IT 383 00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:55,321 ONCE MARTY SHORT TAKES OVER FOR ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 384 00:25:55,321 --> 00:25:58,758 BUT AS YOU KNOW, IT'S -- YES, MY -- MY 25th BROADWAY PLAY. IT WAS WORTH IT JUST TO GET 385 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:03,063 THAT 10% DISCOUNT AT SARDI'S. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: DID THEY GIVE YOU A 386 00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,632 A 10%? YEAH, THEY DO. I WOULD PUT THE BRAKES ON AND 387 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:08,768 WORK LESS, BUT AS YOU KNOW, I HAVE A CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION. 388 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,939 Jimmy: OH. I BET ON CORGI FIGHTS. [ LAUGHTER ] 389 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:15,308 Jimmy: OH, YEAH, I KNOW -- RIGHT, I HEARD ABOUT THIS. YES. 390 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,210 Jimmy: NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT -- IF THIS WASN'T ENOUGH -- 391 00:26:17,210 --> 00:26:19,312 YES. Jimmy: YOU HAVE A FILM OPENING UP -- 392 00:26:19,312 --> 00:26:21,114 OH, YES. Jimmy: APRIL 21st IS A A BIG -- 393 00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:23,416 THIS IS BIG. Jimmy: "BEAU IS AFRAID," STARRING JOAQUIN PHOENIX. 394 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,552 YES. Jimmy: THEY JUST PUT THE -- THE POSTER ONLINE AND IT WENT 395 00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:28,121 VIRAL ON TWITTER AND THE SOCIALS. YEAH. 396 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:30,457 Jimmy: PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT THIS MOVIE. OH -- LET ME JUST SAY, 397 00:26:30,457 --> 00:26:33,693 "COCAINE BEAR" IT'S NOT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, YEAH YOU -- 398 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:36,763 THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP. THIS IS MORE IN THE ARTHOUSE GENRE. 399 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:39,332 Jimmy: OH. IT IS -- IT IS -- A A MASTERFUL PIECE OF FILMMAKING 400 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:46,506 BY THE BRILLIANT ARI ASTER WHO GAVE US "HEREDITARY" AND "MIDSOMMAR." 401 00:26:46,506 --> 00:26:49,909 Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. ALSO FOR A24. AND -- 402 00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,544 Jimmy: HOW WAS JOAQUIN? I -- OH, JOAQUIN IS BRILLIANT. 403 00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:53,680 Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S GREAT. YOU KNOW, HE'S -- HE'S JUST I THINK THE FINEST ACTOR 404 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,817 WORKING IN FILMS TODAY. AND I LIKE TO CALL IT THE JEWISH "EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE 405 00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:01,721 ALL AT ONCE." [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, WOW! 406 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:05,892 BECAUSE IT'S AN EPIC TALE OF GUILT AND CO-DEPENDENCY, STORY OF MY LIFE. 407 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:14,334 IT'S -- IT IS -- ONE MAN'S SURREAL, NIGHTMARE-ISH ODYSSEY TO GET HOME TO SEE HIS MOTHER. 408 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:21,641 I WOULD CALL IT KAFKAESQUE, BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO EXPLAIN KAFKA, AND WE'D BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 409 00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,510 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE THAT. 410 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:25,578 THANK YOU SO MUCH -- BUT -- BUT -- IT'S A -- IT'S A -- IT'S A -- AN UNBELIEVABLE 411 00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:27,547 PIECE OF WORK BY ARI AND JOAQUIN AND -- YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, YOU -- HE AND I, 412 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:35,088 JOAQUIN, WE REALLY HIT IT OFF. ALTHOUGH WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT SENSIBILITIES. 413 00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,290 Jimmy: YEAH. YOU KNOW, HE'S VERY INTENSE AND I'M JUST TENSE. 414 00:27:37,290 --> 00:27:40,527 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE -- HE THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY SO EVERY TIME WE DID A 415 00:27:40,527 --> 00:27:44,564 A TAKE, YOU KNOW, HE WOULD SAY, "I CAN'T LOOK YOU DIRECTLY IN THE EYES, OR I'LL BREAK UP." 416 00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:49,102 SO JUST KNOW THAT IN EVERY CLOSE-UP IN HE -- IN A SCENE WITH ME, HE'S JUST LOOKING 417 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:52,172 DIRECTLY AT MY NOSE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE 418 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,973 IT. I'M SO HAPPY EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE YOU. 419 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:56,509 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Jimmy: YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN, 420 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,412 AND YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST -- ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT. NATHAN LANE, EVERYBODY. 421 00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:04,284 "BEAU IS AFRAID" OPENS APRIL 21st. DOVE CAMERON JOINS US, AFTER 422 00:28:04,284 --> 00:28:07,354 THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 423 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:13,226 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 424 00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:42,856 WHO STARS IN "SCHMIGADOON!", WHICH RETURNS APRIL 5th ON APPLE TV PLUS. 425 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:46,826 APPLE TV PLUS. EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME DOVE CAMERON! 426 00:28:48,328 --> 00:29:01,775 ** ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 427 00:29:01,775 --> 00:29:04,511 Jimmy: HI, BUD. HI, BUD. Jimmy: TWO -- TWO NIGHTS IN 428 00:29:04,511 --> 00:29:06,513 A ROW WE'RE HANGING OUT. I KNOW, YOU AND ME. LOOK AT US. 429 00:29:06,513 --> 00:29:09,516 Jimmy: YEAH, LOOK AT US. RIGHT, LOOK AT US. Jimmy: LOOK AT US. 430 00:29:09,516 --> 00:29:11,284 I -- WELL, I SAW YOU LAST NIGHT AT THE PREMIERE OF "SWEENEY TODD." 431 00:29:11,284 --> 00:29:14,020 YEAH. Jimmy: WE SAW EACH OTHER AND SAID HI AND WAVED, WENT OVER. 432 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:17,490 LITTLE -- Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU THINK? OH, MY GOD. 433 00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:19,292 IT WAS BRILLIANT. Jimmy: YEAH, IT WAS FANTASTIC. 434 00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:22,228 YEAH, IF IT -- Jimmy: REALLY GREAT. [ APPLAUSE ] 435 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:25,532 REALLY MAGICAL. Jimmy: BUT WE WERE TALKING. BECAUSE YOU WERE -- I WAS LIKE, 436 00:29:25,532 --> 00:29:28,101 "YOU'RE HERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU MOVED HERE." 437 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:31,171 YEAH, YEAH, I MOVED HERE. Jimmy: YOU'RE A NEW YORKER. SHE'S A NEW YORKER NOW. 438 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:38,244 Jimmy: WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I'VE HEARD THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS 439 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:40,180 WANTED TO LIVE HERE. YEAH. YOU KNOW, I -- I GREW UP IN 440 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,115 SEATTLE. Jimmy: NICE. AND I JUST ALWAYS WAS UNDER 441 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,117 THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS MEANT TO BE IN NEW YORK. I TOLD MY MOM, I WAS LIKE, "I 442 00:29:44,117 --> 00:29:53,827 THINK I -- I WAS BORN IN NEW YORK. AND I'M GOING TO DIE THERE." 443 00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:56,296 SHE WAS LIKE, "SOUNDS GREAT. GO BACK TO THIRD GRADE." YOU KNOW? 444 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:58,498 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, VERY DRAMATIC. YEAH. 445 00:29:58,498 --> 00:29:59,866 WOW. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 446 00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:01,601 I WAS READY. I WAS READY. Jimmy: AND THEN WHAT DID YOU 447 00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,403 FEEL WHEN YOU GOT TO NEW YORK FINALLY? YOU GOT TO SIT, IT FEELS LIKE 448 00:30:03,403 --> 00:30:04,571 HOME. OH. YEAH, I MEAN, I THINK 449 00:30:04,571 --> 00:30:18,351 THERE'S -- YOU KNOW, I THINK -- I MEAN, WE'RE SPEAKING TO AN AUDIENCE OF NEW YORKERS. 450 00:30:18,351 --> 00:30:20,453 BUT I THINK WHEN IT'S -- WHEN YOU'RE MEANT TO BE HERE, YOU JUST KNOW THAT. 451 00:30:20,453 --> 00:30:22,756 Jimmy: YEAH. AND WHENEVER YOU'RE HERE, I FEEL MY BEST VERSION OF MYSELF 452 00:30:22,756 --> 00:30:24,724 IN NEW YORK. I'M DEFINITELY HAPPIEST. Jimmy: I'M HAPPY YOU'RE 453 00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:27,494 HERE. I'M HAPPY YOU'RE A NEW YORKER. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 454 00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:30,296 ARE YOU -- DO YOU PEOPLE WATCH? OH, YEAH, OBSESSIVELY. Jimmy: THAT'S MY FAVORITE 455 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,132 YEAH. AND ALSO, YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS YOU 456 00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:33,967 CAN ONLY SEE IN NEW YORK. LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, "HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS?" 457 00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,102 WHERE IT'S LIKE SOMEONE WILL BE WALKING AROUND WITH, LIKE, A A SNAKE AROUND THEIR NECK? 458 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:37,470 Jimmy: OF COURSE. YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 459 00:30:37,470 --> 00:30:39,105 OH, THAT GUY. Jimmy: ON ROLLERSKATES OR SOMETHING, YEAH. 460 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:41,374 Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH, HE WALKS AROUND WITH A A SNAKE AROUND -- I KNOW THAT 461 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:42,976 DUDE. THE ATLANTIC SNAKE GUY, LENNY. 462 00:30:42,976 --> 00:30:45,145 Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S ALWAYS THE GUY WALKING AROUND WITH A SNAKE Jimmy: I'VE NEVER SEEN 463 00:30:45,145 --> 00:30:47,313 ANYONE EVER WALKING A GOAT. SO, YOU'RE, LIKE, THE FOURTH PERSON TO SAY THAT TO ME AND 464 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,182 I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD ABOUT IT. Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A 465 00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,051 A GOAT LOOKS LIKE? IT'S BEEN DIFFERENT GOATS. Jimmy: NO, MAYBE YOU'RE 466 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:52,786 LOOKING AT A DOG AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. [ LAUGHTER ] 467 00:30:52,786 --> 00:30:54,554 Jimmy: IT'S A DOG. IT'S TAKING OVER. Jimmy: YOU SAW A GOAT? 468 00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:56,022 MULTIPLE GOATS. [ LAUGHTER ] DON'T -- 469 00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:58,458 Jimmy: WERE -- WERE YOU IN -- DON'T GASLIGHT ME RIGHT NOW. 470 00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,560 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS VERY -- THIS IS VERY -- 471 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,462 Jimmy: WERE YOU AT THE ZOO? NO. THIS IS -- 472 00:31:02,462 --> 00:31:04,431 Jimmy: MAYBE YOU WENT TO THE ZOO BY MISTAKE. IT WAS IN THE LOWER EAST 473 00:31:04,431 --> 00:31:06,266 SIDE. Jimmy: WOW, NEW YORK HAS CHANGED, MAN. 474 00:31:06,266 --> 00:31:08,335 YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. 475 00:31:08,335 --> 00:31:10,103 Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW, THANK YOU FOR PERFORMING. 476 00:31:10,103 --> 00:31:11,938 YOU PERFORMED "BOYFRIEND" ON OUR SHOW. AND THAT WAS A MASSIVE, MASSIVE 477 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:13,373 HIT. OH, THANK YOU. Jimmy: SO, CONGRATS AND 478 00:31:13,373 --> 00:31:15,108 THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW AND DOING THAT. BUT I HEARD THAT -- 479 00:31:15,108 --> 00:31:16,943 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] NO, IT'S SO GOOD. BUT I HEARD A STORY YOU ALMOST 480 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,745 DIDN'T RELEASE AT ALL. YEAH. SO, "BOYFRIEND" WAS SOMETHING 481 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,880 THAT -- THAT CAME OUT OF, LIKE -- I HAD JUST DONE A SUPER SMALL BLACK BOX THEATER TOUR 482 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,916 WHERE I WAS JUST, SORT OF, YOU KNOW, MEETING MY FANS, TRAVELING AROUND, SORT OF, 483 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:26,286 LIKE, FIGURING OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO PERFORM LIVE. Jimmy: YEAH. 484 00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:29,456 AND THEN WE ENDED. MY VOICE WAS SHOT. AND THE VERY NEXT DAY, MY LABEL 485 00:31:29,456 --> 00:31:33,126 WAS LIKE, "YOU HAVE TO START WORKING ON YOUR ALBUM." SO, WE GOT INTO THE STUDIO 486 00:31:33,126 --> 00:31:35,795 IMMEDIATELY. AND WE WROTE "BOYFRIEND" IN, LIKE, TWO HOURS, AND I WAS 487 00:31:35,795 --> 00:31:39,799 LIKE, "THIS IS BAD." I RECORDED IT IN, LIKE, 20 MINUTES. 488 00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:43,169 AND WE JUST PUT IT AWAY. I DIDN'T REALLY THINK ANYTHING OF IT. 489 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,472 AND THEN -- AND THEN, YEAH, IT TURNED OUT TO BE, LIKE, THE THING THAT, KIND OF, GAVE ME A, 490 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:50,143 SORT OF, SURPRISE SECOND CAREER. Jimmy: YEAH. 491 00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:52,012 WELL, DID YOU -- HOW DID YOU RELEASE IT? LIKE, DID YOU PUT IT ON TIKTOK 492 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:54,214 OR SOMETHING? YEAH, SO -- SO MY LABEL AT THAT TIME -- 493 00:31:54,214 --> 00:31:56,950 Jimmy: NO, I'M SERIOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 494 00:31:56,950 --> 00:32:00,553 SO, MY LABEL AT THE TIME SAID, YOU KNOW, "THIS IS -- THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE DO NOW. 495 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:02,822 YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE MAKING MUSIC." Jimmy: SURE. 496 00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,758 "AND JUST DO THE DUE DILIGENCE AND, LIKE, PUT IT ON TIKTOK." 497 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,093 AND I WAS LIKE, "I'M SO BAD AT TIKTOK." LIKE, "YOU REALLY WANT ME 498 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,696 TO -- AND SO, I -- I THREW IT UP FOR NINE SECONDS OR SOMETHING. 499 00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:13,933 AND THEN WENT TO SLEEP AND I WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY. AND EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "YOU 500 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:17,404 HAVE TO CHECK YOUR PHONE." YEAH. Jimmy: I MEAN, IT'S A SMASH, 501 00:32:17,404 --> 00:32:19,105 PAL. THANKS. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. 502 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,975 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. Jimmy: NOW, OF COURSE, I 503 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:23,810 WANT YOU TO ENJOY THIS MOMENT, BUT OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S GOING TO ASK. 504 00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,879 ARE YOU WORKING ON SOMETHING ELSE? ARE YOU WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM? 505 00:32:25,879 --> 00:32:28,114 YES, SO I'M -- I'M ACTUALLY WORKING ON A DEBUT ALBUM PRETTY MUCH EVERYDAY NOW, WHICH I'M 506 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:35,155 VERY, VERY EXCITED ABOUT. Jimmy: ARE YOU CLOSER AND CLOSER? 507 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,891 YEAH, I THINK -- THE WHOLE KIND OF -- THE IDEA IS THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WRITE, LIKE, 508 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:41,094 100. CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE 60. GET IT DOWN TO THE BEST 40. 509 00:32:41,094 --> 00:32:44,397 Jimmy: WHAT? I MEAN, YEAH, YOU -- Jimmy: 100 SONGS? 510 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:47,200 AND THAT -- THOSE DON'T ALL HAVE TO BE SONGS THAT YOU LIKE. [ LAUGHTER ] 511 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,469 WHICH IS, LIKE, KIND OF, A A TASK. Jimmy: HOLY MACKEREL. 512 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,339 SO, YOU WRITE -- YOU'RE -- HOW MANY SONGS HAVE YOU WRITTEN SO FAR? 513 00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:54,407 OH, I MEAN, CLOSE TO THAT. DEFINITELY. Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 514 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,644 YEAH. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. JUST WRITE EVERYDAY. 515 00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,846 THAT'S, KIND OF, THE JOB IS YOU JUST GO INTO THE STUDIO AND YOU JUST KNOW IT'S THE GRAND STORM, 516 00:32:59,846 --> 00:33:02,882 WRITE EVERYDAY. Jimmy: WHAT'S THE LAST SONG YOU DID? 517 00:33:02,882 --> 00:33:06,386 CAN YOU SAY IT? ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING WITH IT? I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU 518 00:33:06,386 --> 00:33:09,189 RIGHT NOW. Jimmy: COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 519 00:33:09,189 --> 00:33:11,324 NO ONE'S -- NO ONE'S LISTENING. NO, I'M GOING TO -- I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM. 520 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:13,259 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,495 YOU CAN'T KNOW, BUT WE GOT YA. Jimmy: WHO -- ANY SPECIAL 522 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,330 GUEST STARS? HONESTLY, THERE WILL BE -- I THINK THERE WILL BE A FEW 523 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,065 SURPRISE GUEST STARS ON THE ALBUM. BUT MY -- MY NEXT SINGLE THAT 524 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:23,937 I'M RELEASING IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A COLLAB WITH MY GOOD BUDDY, DIPLO. 525 00:33:23,937 --> 00:33:27,307 Jimmy: NO WAY. YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 526 00:33:27,307 --> 00:33:29,075 Jimmy: NOW WE'RE -- NOW WE'RE TALKING. YEAH. 527 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,611 Jimmy: THAT'S FANTASTIC. I'M REALLY EXCITED. Jimmy: LAST TIME YOU WERE 528 00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:36,082 HERE -- NOT ONLY ARE YOU A A GREAT ACTOR AND SINGER, BUT I HAD YOU DO VOICES OF MINIONS. 529 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:39,185 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU DID AN AMAZING SPOT-ON 530 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:46,126 IMPRESSION OF THE MINIONS. OH, THANK YOU. Jimmy: COULD YOU DO IT 531 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:47,727 AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ] THIS -- THIS IS WHY YOU 532 00:33:47,727 --> 00:33:50,430 ASKED ME BACK? Jimmy: YES. YEAH, I KNOW. 533 00:33:50,430 --> 00:33:53,099 Jimmy: I LOVED IT. I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET TO ONE PART. 534 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:54,801 Jimmy: I JUST LOVED IT. I WON'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU. JUST DO IT. 535 00:33:54,801 --> 00:33:56,803 OKAY, I CAN'T LOOK -- I CAN'T LOOK AT ANYBODY -- "BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH. 536 00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:59,873 POTATO." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 537 00:33:59,873 --> 00:34:08,181 Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU DO THAT. THANK YOU. 538 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:10,517 THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT. IS THERE ANY OTHER IMPRESSIONS THAT YOU CAN DO ON MY SHOW? 539 00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:13,586 I CAN PROBABLY DO ONLY THE IMPRESSIONS THAT SOUND VERY AKIN TO THE MINIONS. 540 00:34:13,586 --> 00:34:16,056 Jimmy: YEAH, LIKE WHAT -- LIKE WHAT? LIKE, I FEEL LIKE -- LIKE A 541 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:18,058 A "TOY STORY" ALIEN IS, LIKE, RIGHT IN THAT SAME LANE. Jimmy: YEAH, BUT YOU KNEW 542 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:21,361 THAT. BUT IT'S, LIKE, THE SAME -- GIVING THEM -- YOU'RE GOING TO 543 00:34:21,361 --> 00:34:22,962 SAY IT'S THE SAME BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME. Jimmy: RIGHT. 544 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:28,468 IT'S LIKE -- I LOVE THIS. IT'S LIKE, "HE HAS BEEN CHOSEN." 545 00:34:28,468 --> 00:34:33,773 WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS IT? [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 546 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:36,409 WHAT IS IT? WAIT. YEAH. 547 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:39,713 Jimmy: YEAH, IT IS GOOD. "THE CLAW." Jimmy: OH, WOW! 548 00:34:39,713 --> 00:34:42,615 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S REALLY GOOD. DON'T DO THAT. 549 00:34:42,615 --> 00:34:44,818 Jimmy: NO, I DIDN'T. I WAS IN SHOCK. HOW GREAT. 550 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,653 THANKS. Jimmy: I GO, "IT SOUNDED LIKE THE ORIGINAL." 551 00:34:46,653 --> 00:34:48,421 LISTEN, YOU'RE LIKE MY PUBLICIST. YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME REALLY 552 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,989 GOOD WORK OUT OF THIS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 553 00:34:49,989 --> 00:34:51,958 THIS IS MY CALLING. Jimmy: YOU SHOULD, YEAH. LET'S TALK ABOUT "SCHMIGADOON!" 554 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,526 YES. Jimmy: CAN WE PLEASE? THIS IS SEASON TWO. 555 00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,562 YOU PLAY A DIFFERENT CHARACTER THAN YOU DID LAST SEASON. YES. 556 00:34:55,562 --> 00:34:57,130 Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THIS SEASON? SO, YES. 557 00:34:57,130 --> 00:34:59,866 SO, THIS SEASON FOR "SCHMIGADOON!", OUR TWO HEROINES, PLAYED BY KEEGAN- 558 00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:02,502 MICHAEL KEY AND CECILY STRONG ARE -- Jimmy: SO GREAT. 559 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:04,237 -- SO BRILLIANT. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH. 560 00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:10,310 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] BRILLIANT. THEY HAVE -- THEY HAVE ESCAPED 561 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:12,245 THE WORLD OF SCHMIGADOON. THEY'VE RETURNED BACK TO NEW YORK CITY, AND THEY'VE 562 00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:15,181 REALIZED THAT THEY -- THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE MISSING A LITTLE BIT OF MAGIC IN THEIR LIFE. 563 00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:19,052 AND THEY'VE BOTH, KIND OF, AT THE SAME TIME DECIDE, "WHAT IF WE TRY TO GO BACK AND WE TRY TO 564 00:35:19,052 --> 00:35:21,955 GET BACK INTO SCHMIGADOON? JUST FOR, LIKE, A LITTLE, KIND OF, LIKE, QUICK PICK ME UP." 565 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,124 Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH, YOU KNOW. Jimmy: OF COURSE. 566 00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:26,059 RELATABLE. AND -- AND SO, THEY GO BACK INTO THE WOODS DRESSED IN 567 00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:32,098 SCHMIGADOON ATTIRE TO KIND OF TRY TO FIND THE MAGIC AGAIN. AND THEY FIND THEMSELVES IN A 568 00:35:32,098 --> 00:35:34,267 A VERY DIFFERENT DIMENSION OF MUSICALS THAT ARE MUCH DARKER, SORT OF SEXIER -- GIGGLING -- 569 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:40,473 YOU KNOW, ABSYNTH FILLED, AND ADVENTURE ENSUES. Jimmy: YEAH. 570 00:35:40,473 --> 00:35:45,779 I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. HERE'S DOVE CAMERON IN SEASON TWO OF "SCHMIGADOON!" 571 00:35:45,779 --> 00:35:46,546 HERE'S DOVE CAMERON IN SEASON TWO OF "SCHMIGADOON!" TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 572 00:35:53,386 --> 00:35:55,321 I JUST KNOW IT. AND THEY HAVE THE MOST SPECTACULAR OF PEOPLE AND 573 00:35:55,321 --> 00:36:01,127 SEEING AS I'M QUITE LITERALLY NEVER WRONG, MADAM FRAU SAYS IT'S BECAUSE I'M AN OLD SOUL. 574 00:36:01,127 --> 00:36:03,697 AND SHE SHOULD KNOW. I MEAN, SHE'S PRACTICALLY FIFT OF THE OLD BAD LAGS. 575 00:36:03,697 --> 00:36:05,932 50 IS NOT THAT OLD. HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON STAYING? 576 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:10,036 I HOPE IT'S TIME WE LONG. WE ARE -- WE ARE NOT SURE. OH, NO. 577 00:36:10,036 --> 00:36:12,605 BUT YOU SIMPLY MUST STAY FOREVER. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE MOST 578 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:15,108 MARVELOUS TIME TOGETHER WITH THREE OF US. IN FACT, YOU MUST COME TO SEE 579 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:19,879 ME PERFORM AT THE CLUB TONIGHT. I HAVE A BRAND-NEW NUMBER. IT'S GOING TO BE JUST FABULOUS. 580 00:36:19,879 --> 00:36:22,048 AND I'LL JUST DIE IF YOU DON'T COME. PROMISE ME YOU'RE GOING TO 581 00:36:22,048 --> 00:36:23,917 COME. SWEAR ON YOUR LIVES. JUST SAY YES? 582 00:36:23,917 --> 00:36:27,153 SURE, WE'LL BE THERE. YOU ARE LITTLE DEARS, THE BOTH OF YOU. 583 00:36:27,153 --> 00:36:32,959 [ KISSING SOUNDS ] OKAY, I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT. AU REVOIR. 584 00:36:32,959 --> 00:36:36,196 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. 585 00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:41,101 DOVE CAMERON, EVERYBODY. "SCHMIGADOON!" PREMIERES APRIL 5th ON APPLE TV PLUS. 586 00:36:41,101 --> 00:36:43,870 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." STICK AROUND. 587 00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:53,947 STICK AROUND. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 588 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:20,106 "JUST WANNA ROCK," GIVE IT UP FOR LIL UZI VERT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 589 00:37:21,341 --> 00:37:27,914 * AH AH AH AH AH I JUST WANNA ROCK BODY-ODY YEAH 590 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:38,058 SHAKE IT DOWN * ** ** 591 00:37:38,058 --> 00:37:46,199 * DAMN DAMN * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 592 00:37:46,199 --> 00:37:50,704 * MC MAKE ANOTHER HIT WHOA * * THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT 593 00:37:50,704 --> 00:37:56,576 THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT * * HA 594 00:37:56,576 --> 00:38:00,914 1600 BLOCK I JUST WANNA ROCK * I JUST WANNA 595 00:38:00,914 --> 00:38:06,486 AH AH AH AH AH AH I JUST WANNA ROCK * * BODY-ODY YEAH 596 00:38:06,486 --> 00:38:09,756 SHAWTY GOT THAT BODY-ODY AH AH AH AH * * HIT IT ONCE 597 00:38:09,756 --> 00:38:11,791 NO TIES SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * * HOW YOU GON 598 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:15,929 KILL MY VIBE SHAKE IT DOWN * * STAND ON MY MONEY 599 00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:18,198 DON'T KNOW MY SIZE SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * * PICK THEM SIDES 600 00:38:18,198 --> 00:38:20,367 AND YOU BETTER CHOOSE WISELY SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * THAT'S MY HIGH 601 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:22,469 ONE TWO THREE FOUR THROW UP THE FIVE THROW UP THE FIVE 602 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:25,305 THROW UP THE FIVE * [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 603 00:38:25,305 --> 00:38:33,446 * THAT'S MY HIGH DAMN LETS GO * 604 00:38:33,446 --> 00:38:37,050 * ONE TWO THREE FOUR THROW UP THE FIVE OHH * 605 00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:40,754 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] * MC MAKE ANOTHER HIT WHOA * 606 00:38:40,754 --> 00:38:45,058 * THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT * 607 00:38:45,058 --> 00:38:49,729 * BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH DOWN DOWN DOWN * 608 00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:57,070 * BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH DOWN DOWN DOWN 609 00:38:57,070 --> 00:39:00,006 SHAKE IT DOWN * * BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH 610 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:03,410 DOWN DOWN DOWN * * BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH 611 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:06,746 DOWN DOWN DOWN * SHAKE IT DOWN * * DAMN 612 00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:09,349 DOWN DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN * * LET'S GO 613 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:18,124 DOWN DOWN SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * * DOWN DOWN 614 00:39:18,124 --> 00:39:24,030 SHAKE IT DOWN DOWN DOWN SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * 615 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:25,899 * DOWN DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN DOWN DOWN 616 00:39:25,899 --> 00:39:27,934 SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * * LET'S GO SHAKE IT DOWN 617 00:39:27,934 --> 00:39:29,803 DOWN DOWN SHAKE IT SHAKE IT * ** 618 00:39:29,803 --> 00:39:31,338 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 619 00:39:31,338 --> 00:39:33,039 Jimmy: COME ON NOW. COME ON NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT. 620 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:35,208 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT THERE. LIL UZI VERT. 621 00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:40,914 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] "JUST WANNA ROCK" IS OUT NOW. "JUST WANNA ROCK." 622 00:39:40,914 --> 00:40:03,403 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 623 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:07,007 NATHAN LANE, DOVE CAMERON, LIL UZI VERT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 624 00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:09,943 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. 625 00:40:09,943 --> 00:40:13,146 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING! STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 626 00:40:13,146 --> 00:40:16,383 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** 627 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:21,788 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ** **