Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS-- ADAM SANDLER,
NICHOLAS HOULT, PENN & TELLER, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
ROOTS CREW. Questlove: 1824. Steve: AND NOW, HERE IS,
JIMMY FALLON!
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT'S A HOT CROWD. ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN KICKED OFF A
THREE WEEK TRAVEL BLITZ TO HIGHLIGHT HIS ECONOMIC AGENDA CALLED THE "INVESTING IN
AMERICA" TOUR. YEAH, YOU KNOW ALL OF THE
EXCITEMENT FOR THE TAYLOR SWIFT TOUR?
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WHEN THEY HEARD, TICKETMASTER WAS LIKE, "WE GOT
PLENTY OF SEATS FOR THIS ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT
NEARLY HALF OF DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT BIDEN TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024. YEAH.
HALF-- HALF DO AND HALF DON'T, SO I'M GUESSING THEY JUST POLLED JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS.
[ LAUGHTER ] "I DO." "I DON'T."
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT BIDEN'S ON TOUR TO PROMOTE HIS AGENDA, AND AT THE SAME TIME
TRUMP'S ON TOUR CAMPAIGNING. YEAH, THEY'RE BOTH ON THE MOVE, BUT THEIR TOURS ARE ACTUALLY
VERY DIFFERENT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, ON BIDEN'S TOUR,
HE'S PREPARING TO START HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN. ON TRUMP'S TOUR HE'S PREPARED TO
START SMUGGLING McRIBS INTO PRISON. [ LAUGHTER ]
Steve: WOW. Jimmy: YOU CAN'T-- [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
"THROW IT OVER THE WALL." Steve: "THROW IT." Jimmy: NEXT UP, ON BIDEN'S
TOUR, WHEN HE GOES OFF SCRIPT, HIS STAFF THINKS, "OMG." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
ON TRUMP'S TOUR WHEN HE GOES OFF SCRIPT, HIS LAWYERS THINK "FML." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT UP, TRUMP WANDERS OFF INTO TOPICS HE SHOULDN'T DISCUSS, WHILE BIDEN JUST WANDERS OFF.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HERE'S ANOTHER.
BIDEN SHOWS UP ON STAGE WEARING AVIATORS LIKE HE'S IN "TOP GUN."
WHILE, TRUMP SHOWS UP ON STAGE LIKE HE'S "COCAINE BEAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
NEXT UP, TRUMP TRAVELS WITH THE MYPILLOW GUY. Steve: UGH.
Jimmy: WHILE BIDEN TRAVELS WITH HIS PILL CADDY. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, BIDEN THINKS HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHT, WHILE TRUMP KNOWS HIS FUTURE IS STORMY, AS
USUAL. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THERE YOU GO. SPEAKING-- SPEAKING OF TRUMP, LAST NIGHT, FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN SIX MONTHS, HE APPEARED ON FOX NEWS FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH SEAN HANNITY.
YEAH, APPARENTLY TRUMP WAS THERE TO PROMOTE HIS NEXT INDICTMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S GONNA BE HUGE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA
HAPPEN, BUT MAYBE." [ LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE THE NEXT WEEK.
I DON'T KNOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT AFTER
THE BREAK." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, AMAZON HAS
A NEW FEATURE THAT WILL ALERT CUSTOMERS ABOUT PRODUCTS THAT ARE FREQUENTLY RETURNED.
JUST TO BE CLEAR, FREQUENTLY RETURNED DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE BAD PRODUCTS.
IT JUST MEANS THEY'RE BOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE FREQUENTLY DRUNK.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE BIG KIA
RECALL? IT'S NOT GOOD. CHECK THIS OUT.
A MILLION HYUNDAI AND KIA VEHICLES. THE COMPANY IS RECALLING MORE
THAN 500,000 VEHICLES IN THE U.S. AND URGING OWNERS TO PARK THEM OUTSIDE BECAUSE OF A FIRE
RISK. Tariq: OH, MAN. I JUST BOUGHT A KIA.
Jimmy: OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. Tariq: IT'S OKAY.
THANKFULLY I STILL HAVE MY TRUSTY TESLA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: OH. Tariq: "OH" WHAT? Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP.
WELL, NEW TONIGHT, A RECALL ALERT FOR TESLA DRIVERS. THE ELECTRIC CAR COMPANY IS
RECALLING MORE THAN 3,000 VEHICLES OVER LOOSE BOLT CONCERNS.
Tariq: LOOSE BOLTS? Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ.
Tariq: MAN, I'M SO TIRED OF THESE RECALLS. MAN, THEY GIVE ME A HEADACHE.
THEY'RE THE REASON I HAVE A A PRESCRIPTION MIGRAINE MEDICATION.
A RECALL ALERT. [ LAUGHTER ] PFIZER IS RECALLING MORE THAN
FOUR MILLION PACKAGES OF A A PRESCRIPTION MIGRAINE MEDICATION.
Tariq: OH, COME ON! Jimmy: I'M VERY SORRY, TARIQ.
I REALLY AM. Tariq: AT THIS POINT I'M SCARED TO EVEN LEAVE MY HOUSE.
I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME AND HIDE UNDER MY SUNBEAM QUEEN SIDE SEATED - - SIZED HEATED
HIDE UNDER MY SUNBEAM QUEEN SIDE SEATED - - SIZED HEATED BLANKET.
TONIGHT. SUNBEAM QUEEN-SIZE SEATED-- SIZED HEATED BLANKETS ARE BEING
RECALLED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING
ME! Jimmy: THIS IS-- THIS IS TERRIBLE LUCK.
THIS IS TERRIBLE LUCK. Tariq: WHAT DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT AT THIS POINT?
THE DOG FOOD IN MY PANTRY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT YOU WERE A DOG OWNER. WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU BUY? Tariq: THANKS FOR ASKING.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE USUALLY BUY PURINA PLO-- PRO PLAN VETERINARY DIET FOOD.
AN IMPORTANT RECALL ALERT FOR DOG OWNERS THIS MORNING. THE RECALL SPECIFICALLY COVERS
PURINA'S PLO-- PRO PLAN-- [ LAUGHTER ] - - LEGENDARY DIET FOOD.
[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: THAT'S IT! I GIVE UP.
Jimmy: NO, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO GET YOUR MIND OFF ALL THIS STUFF.
Tariq: LIKE WHAT? Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY PLACE
AND HANG OUT? I HAVE A NEW YETI COOLER. I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE A YETI, AND
I DOUBT THEY'RE RECOOLING-- RECALLING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Tariq: "RECOOLING." Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO RECALL SOME OF THEIR RECOOLERS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
RECOOLING-- RECALLING. [ LAUGHTER ] RECOOLING.
THEY'RE GOING TO RECALL SOME OF THEIR RECOOLERS. Jimmy: WELL, WE TRIED.
TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY. HE'LL HAVE A BETTER WEEK. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
BEST IN THE BIZ. SWITCHING GEARS, I READ THAT RESEARCHERS DEVELOPED NEW SMART
LEGGINGS THAT TELL YOU WHEN IT IS TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WORKING OUT.
[ LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOUR REGULAR JEANS TELL YOU WHEN IT IS TIME TO GET BACK
TO THE GYM. [ LAUGHTER ] SMART LEGGINGS.
YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR TRAINER LIKE, "I THINK SOMEONE JUST HACKED MY
PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, AFTER A VIRAL
TIKTOK CAUSED CONFUSION, FRUIT ROLLUPS IS URGING PEOPLE NOT TO EAT THE PLASTIC WRAP.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT-- THAT'S LIKE IF POPSICLES HAD TO REMIND PEOPLE
NOT TO EAT THE STICK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, YEAH.
AND FINALLY, A NEW STUDY SAYS BOTOX INJECTIONS CAN ALTER YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY, AND IMPACT HOW
YOU INTERPRET OTHER PEOPLES EMOTIONS. IT'S WEIRD, USUALLY, WHEN YOU
GET BOTOX PEOPLE CAN'T INTERPRET YOUR EMOTIONS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY!
COME ON.
♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WE GOT SOME COOL
THINGS TO TALK ABOUT HERE. GUYS, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT.
HE STARS ALONGSIDE JENNIFER ANISTON IN THE NEW FILM "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH
PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. IT IS SO FUNNY.
AND THIS GUY IS-- IS THE BEST. AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIM. I KNOW HE JUST GOT THE
MARK TWAIN PRIZE, BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR ADAM SANDLER-- THAT REALLY PUT ME ON THE MAP.
I WOULDN'T HAVE MY CAREER, BECAUSE I DID AN IMPRESSION OF ADAM.
YEAH, IT WAS PART OF MY ACT. AND THAT WAS MY AUDITION FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."
"I ABA-- OH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] AND LORNE LIKED IT, AND THEN
GOT ME ON. SO WITHOUT ADAM SANDLER I WOULDN'T BE HERE.
BUT ADAM SANDLER IS HERE TONIGHT, AND I LOVE YOU, ADAM. Steve: YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY. JENNIFER ANISTON IS GREAT, TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
HE IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE
"RENFIELD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS APRIL 14th. NICHOLAS HOULT IS JOINING US!
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] ABOUT DRACULA. DRACULA.
AND THEY ARE WORLD-FAMOUS MAGICIANS, AND THE LONGEST RUNNING HEADLINERS IN LAS VEGAS
HISTORY. THEIR CW SHOW "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US" AIRS FRIDAY NIGHTS.
THE ONE AND ONLY PENN & TELLER ARE HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I LOVE THEM. ALL RIGHT. GUYS, I HAVE SOME EXCITING
NEWS. THIS IS VERY-- A COUPLE YEARS AGO I PARTNERED WITH
WARBY PARKER, OKAY, AND I CREATED "SPINNIES." OKAY, NOW, I WAS WAITING--
'CAUSE I, LIKE, WHEN I WAIT ONLINE I ALWAYS SPIN MY SUNGLASSES AROUND.
SO I GO, "WHY DON'T WE PUT, LIKE, GLASSES ON LIKE, A BALL BEARING OR SOMETHING ON THE END
TO MAKE 'EM, LIKE, REALLY SPIN, SO YOU CAN GET LIKE A GOOD KIND OF WHIP TO 'EM?"
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW? SO, WE CREATED SPINNIES, ALL
RIGHT? WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR DAYS. 100%--
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 100% OF THE PROCEEDS WENT TO THE PUPILS PROJECT, WHICH
PROVIDES FREE EYE EXAMS AND EYE GLASSES TO KIDS IN SCHOOLS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND IT'S AMAZING. IT IS THE BEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU'RE A KID. YOU'RE AT SCHOOL. YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE NOT
DOING WELL. THEY COME RIGHT TO YOUR SCHOOL TO CHECK ALL OF THE KIDS, AND
THEN THEY GET TO CHOOSE FROM THEIR FRAMES. Steve: OH.
Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND MAKES 'EM FEEL GOOD. IT'S AWESOME.
TODAY, I'M ANNOUNCING A NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH WARBY PARKER. Steve: WHAT?
Jimmy: I HAVE A NEW INVENTION. WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND.
Steve: OH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THERE-- I WAS IN MY
DRESSING ROOM ONE NIGHT AFTER THIS THING. 'CAUSE THIS WAS A HIT, AND I
LOVE WORKING WITH WARBY, THEY'RE GREAT. I GO, "I HAVE A NEW IDEA."
LOOK AT THESE. THEY'RE CALLED FLIP-- THERE'S LIKE A 180-DEGREE HINGE.
Steve: RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO IT IS A BLACK SUN
GLASS, BUT THEY HAVE A FUN COLOR INSIDE AND THEN YOU-- YOU FLIP-- YOU FLIP THE ARMS
BACKWARDS. Steve: BACKWARDS. Jimmy: AND THEN-- YEAH.
AND THEN IT TURNS BACK INTO THE OTHER SIDE WHICH IS A FUN COLOR, AND--
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: SO, YOU CAN BE LIKE REGULAR, OR A LITTLE EXTRA.
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. THEY'RE CALLED FLIPPIES.
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THEY'RE REAL. OKAY.
THIS IS REAL, I'M UNBOXING. THIS IS AN UNBOXING RIGHT NOW. I'M OPENING UP--
LOOK AT THIS. ♪ YEAH.
Steve: OOH, SNAPPY. NICE CASE. Jimmy: YEAH, FLIPPIES.
AND LOOK AT THIS, CHECK THIS OUT, RIGHT? THEY MADE THESE.
SO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S COOL." Steve: WHAT?
Jimmy: 'SUP? YOU GUYS GOOD? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU TAKE 'EM OFF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ AIR HORN ]
SO-- Steve: WOW. Jimmy: AGAIN-- RIGHT?
YOU WANT TO FEEL FUN? SO, 100% GOES TO THE PUPILS PROJECT, ALL RIGHT?
SO, NOT ONLY GETTING ARE YOU GETTING TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES, YOU'RE ALSO HELPING
A CHILD WHO NEEDS GLASSES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THEY'RE OUT OFFICIALLY
RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE IN OUR AUDIENCE HAS A A PAIR UNDER THEIR SEATS.
Steve: WHOA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: GO AHEAD.
CHECK THEM OUT. OPEN THEM UP. YEAH, CHECK THEM OUT, OPEN THEM
UP, PUT THEM ON. [ AUDIENCE CHATTER ]
DO YOU HAVE THEM? [ AUDIENCE CHATTER ] THIS LOOKS LIKE CHAOS.
YEAH, LOOK AT THIS! Steve: THERE WE GO. [ CHEERING ]
Jimmy: EVERYONE GOT THEM? ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE-- EVERYONE TURN--
EVERYONE TURN YOUR FLIPPIES TO THE BLACK SIDE. Steve: BLACK SIDE.
Jimmy: YEAH, AND LET'S TRY THESE. ♪
PUT 'EM TO THE BLACK SIDE. YEAH, FLIP 'EM AROUND. ♪
IT IS GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT. WAIT.
LOOK AT HOW COOL EVERYONE LOOKS. CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THE
AUDIENCE? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] WHOA.
Steve: YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH.
THAT'S RIGHT. NOW-- THAT-- LOOKING GOOD.
NOW, EVERYONE, I WANT YOU TO FLIP TO THE BLUE SIDE. Steve: OOH.
[ DRUM ROLL ] ♪ Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU, RIGHT
THERE. LOOK AT YOU! ♪
[ CHEERS ] GET UP. COME ON!
♪ ♪ [ AIR HORN ]
Jimmy: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE!
♪ GUYS, FLIPPIES ARE AVAILABLE NOW AT EVERY WARBY PARKER
STORE, AND ONLINE AT WARBYPARKER.COM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
CHECK THEM OUT. GET YOURS TODAY. THERE'S A VERY LIMITED
QUANTITY. THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY AT WARBY PARKER FOR BEING A GREAT
PARTNER, AND ENJOY YOUR FLIPPIES! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪
[ AIR HORN ] ♪ ♪
>>> I SEE OTHER GUYS ON MY TEAM. I NEVER TAKE THE SHOT, BECAUSE
I'M LIKE, "HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S BETTER THAN ME." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
JUST-- THAT'S WHY I LOOK TO PASS. THEN WHENEVER I GO-- AND
SOMEBODY WILL SAY TO ME, "HEY, START SHOOTING MORE." I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S
RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT." SO THEN I TAKE A SHOT AND MISS, I GO, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU?"
Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH, YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GOTTA TRUST YOUR GUT. UH, I--
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TALENTED GUYS ON THE PLANET. HE STARS ALONGSIDE
JENNIFER ANISTON IN THE NEW FILM, "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH
PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX, THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, ADAM SANDLER!
♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. COME ON.
THANK YOU, JAMES. Jimmy: ADAM SANDLER. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI. HEY, I LOVE YOU, NICE TO SEE
YOU ALL. Jimmy: WE-- WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW.
YEAH. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUD.
I'M VERY EXCITED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO
CONGRATULATE YOU, BECAUSE A A WEEK AGO-- YES.
Jimmy:-- YOU RECEIVED THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE. YES.
YEAH. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ Jimmy: AMERICAN HUMOR AT THE KENNEDY CENTER.
YEAH. Jimmy: THAT IS A BIG DEAL, BUD.
VERY GOOD. Jimmy: AND WELL-DESERVED. IT WAS SO AWESOME.
YES, I-- I ENJOYED IT. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I GREW UP LOVING MARK TWAIN. YOU READ-- YOU READ "TOM SAWYER," ANYBODY?
Jimmy: YEAH. [ CHEERS ] I READ IT TWICE.
Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, YOU LIKED IT THAT MUCH.
I WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY IS CONNECTING WITH ME."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. NO, YEAH, IT WAS A REALLY GREAT
TIME. Jimmy: IT WAS A STAR-STUDDED NIGHT.
YES. Jimmy: EVERYBODY WAS HERE. I GOT A PICTURE, RIGHT HERE.
YEAH. Jimmy: ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES, HERE.
WHO'S THAT? Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK. OH, YEAH.
YES, YOUNG CHRIS ROCK SHOWED UP. Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK WAS IN THE
HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH.
LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS GOOD. Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE.
HE STAYS HANDSOME. Jimmy: HE'S UNB-- HE IS VERY, VERY HANDSOME.
BUT EVERYB-- I MEAN-- YEAH, A-- Jimmy:-- EVERYBODY WAS
THERE. I SAW-- -- BUNCH OF COMEDIAN
FRIENDS CAME. SO THE MARK TWAIN THING IS-- YOU WANT TO SHOW ANOTHER ONE?
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DO. YOU FELT IT?
YEAH, YEAH, I FELT YOU-- YEARNING TO MOVE ON. Jimmy: ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU FELT ME GOING OVER THAT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY, I KNOW CONAN WAS THERE, JUDD APATOW WAS THERE.
YES. Jimmy: SPADE WAS FUNNY. YES.
Jimmy: BUT THEN, THIS ONE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF A A COOL--
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WAS THERE. Jimmy: YEAH.
WOLF BLITZER. WOLF BLITZER AND I, WE WENT TO JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO. I MET-- I MET-- I MET HIM
THAT NIGHT, MAN. THE BLITZ, I CALL HIM NOW. Jimmy: THE BLITZ.
YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS-- HE WAS-- I WAS HANGING OUT
WITH A WHOLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS GREAT AND ENTERTAINING.
YEAH. Jimmy: DO YOU-- YOU'RE A A VERY HUMBLE GUY, THOUGH.
YOU DON'T LIKE ANYONE-- YOU DON'T WANT TO-- I DON'T-- YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT
THERE AND HAVE PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU AND SAY YOU'RE GOOD AT THE-- AND BE IN THE
ROOM. YOU LIKE HEARING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE ROOM.
Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU LIKE A FRIEND CALLING YOU UP AND SAYING, "HEY, I WAS
TALKING TO SO AND SO, HE SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU." Jimmy: YEAH.
THAT'S GOOD. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THERE HEARING, LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT I
LIKE ABOUT YOU?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "OH,
BOY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO CRUSHED?
YOUR WIFE, JACKIE. MY WIFE WENT ON AND DID A A SPEECH ABOUT ME, EVERYBODY.
Jimmy: YEAH. AND SHE DID-- SHE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: SHE WAS AMAZING. SHE DID GREAT. SHE TALKED FOR, I SAID, FOUR
MINUTES, AND THEN SHE SCREAMED, EIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. YEAH. SHE WAS NICE.
YES. Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOW, THEY HAD A VERY FUNNY VIDEO THEY
SHOWED. NO. WHAT IS THIS?
Jimmy: THIS IS GOOD. NO, THIS IS KENNY SMITH. OH, HE'S COMPLIMENTARY IN
IT? Jimmy: INSIDE THE NBA ANALYST.
HE'S SAYING GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY GAME? Jimmy: OH.
OH, HE SAID AMAZING THINGS. OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S HIM TALKING ABOUT YOUR GAME. YAY.
HE'S ONLY A PASSER AT THIS STAGE IN HIS CAREER, WITH BAD COSTUMING AND WHATEVER THAT--
THAT'S NOT EVEN A COSTUME. OH, HE ACTUALLY IS SUPPOSED TO-- THIS IS A REAL CLIP OF
HIM ACTUALLY PLAYING. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOVIE SET. WHO WEARS A POLO AND LONG
SHORTS? WHO PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH SUNGLASSES ON.
[ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, IF YOUR DOG CAN STEAL THE BALL FROM YOU, YOU'RE
IN THE WRONG SPORT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT IS RIDICULOUS. Jimmy: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
FIRST OF ALL, I DO LOVE KENNY SMITH. AND HE-- THEY CATCH-- THESE
ARE BAD MOMENTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE SUCH A GREAT GAME, IT'S
INSANE, EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE DOG GOT LUCKY AND BIT THE
BALL. NO. I DON'T-- I'M TELLING YOU, I'M
OLDER NOW. I'M 56! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'M OLD, MAN. Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE ALWAYS YOUNG.
FOREVER YOUNG. WELL, EVERY TIME-- ALL RIGHT, I'LL PRETEND I'M YOUNG.
BUT HONESTLY, WHEN I'M ON THE COURT, AND IT'S-- I'M DRIBBLING, AND I SEE OTHER GUYS
ON MY TEAM, I NEVER TAKE THE SHOT, BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S BETTER
THAN ME." JUST-- THAT'S WHY I LOOK TO PASS.
THEN WHENEVER I GO, AND SOMEBODY WILL SAY TO ME, "HEY, START SHOOTING MORE."
I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT." SO, THEN I TAKE A SHOT AND
MISS, I GO, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU?" [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU GOT TO TRUST YOUR GUT.
DID YOU SAY I GOT A GUT! YOU SON OF BITCH! Jimmy: NO, NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] SON OF A BITCH, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: WHY, WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. ADAM SANDLER LIVE, YOUR
STAND-UP TOUR. YES. Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I FOLLOW
YOU ON THE SOCIALS AND INSTAGRAM. YES.
Jimmy: IT IS THE MOST AMAZING, MOST FUN THING. IT'S A GREAT TIME.
Jimmy: AND EVEN TO LOOK THE NEXT DAY ON YOUR SOCIALS AND GO, "WHAT HAPPENED?"
YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE, YOU HAVE, LIKE, FAMOUS FRIENDS JUST DROP
IN. MY FRIENDS DO COME-- ALL MY-- ALL MY BUDDIES FROM
GROWING UP AS A COMEDIAN WHEN I DO THESE CONCERTS-- Jimmy: ROB SCHNEIDER, VERY
FUNNY. SCHNEID MAN COMES ALL THE TIME.
Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK SHOWED UP. KEVIN JAMES, CHRIS ROCK. Jimmy: KEVIN JAMES.
IT WAS JUST-- NEALON, BOBCAT, ALL THESE GUYS COME, AND THEY'RE REALLY
FUN SHOWS. AND THE CROWDS ARE REALLY NICE. Jimmy: BUT DO YOU--
I'M PLAYING IN PHILLY BY THE WAY, GUYS. I'M PLAYING IN PHILLY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. Jimmy: BUT YOU STARTED DOING
THESE THEATERS, AND THEN, NOW YOU'RE DOING ARENAS.
I KNOW. IT'S PHENOMENAL. WE'RE HAVING THE BEST TIME.
THE CROWDS ARE HAVING FUN. WE-- I TELL JOKES, I PLAY TUNES, AND IT'S REALLY-- IT'S
BEEN A WHOLE NEW PART OF MY LIFE. IT'S FUN.
Jimmy: MORE WITH ADAM SANDLER WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ YOU PULL THE DOUGHNUT OFF
THE RIBBON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO, YOUR FRIEND CAN EXAMINE
THE DOUGHNUT, TOTALLY LEGIT,
NAPKIN, WHICH HAS NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER. [ APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WE ARE HERE WITH ADAM SANDLER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S TALK "MURDER MYSTERY 2," 'CAUSE I THINK THIS IS GOING TO
BE GIANT, BUD. THANK YOU. Jimmy: YOU AND
JENNIFER ANISTON. YES. Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE WAS
LIKE THE BIGGEST-- I THINK IT WAS NUMBER-- MOST POPULAR THING ON NETFLIX.
OF THAT YEAR IT WAS. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: JUST TO SAY THAT, IS CRAZY.
THAT FEELS GOOD. Jimmy: WE LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON.
YOU GUYS-- GREAT YOUNG LADY. Jimmy:-- HAVE A GREAT
CHEMISTRY. LOVE HER VERY MUCH. I'VE KNOWN JENNIFER SINCE WE
WERE VERY YOUNG. I WAS 22, SHE WAS 20. I MET HER AT A DELICATESSEN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS WITH-- SHE WAS WITH A A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.
THEY WERE HANGING OUT. I SAT DOWN. SHE HAD EGGS.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WAS-- I WAS EATING FRENCH TOAST, WITH--
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD MEMORY.
WELL, I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, YES. I HAD-- I HAD CHOCOLATE MILK
THAT MORNING. Jimmy: OH, WHAT DID-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IN A CRAZY STRAW. Jimmy: HOLY MOLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS.
I DIDN'T FINISH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN'T-- CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ALL THESE DETAILS. I BLEW BUBBLES.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE
SEQUEL. YOU GUYS ARE NOW A DETECTIVE AGENCY.
YES. Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY-- WE'RE A MARRIED COUPLE.
WE HAVE-- WE COULD-- LAST MOVIE WE DID PRETTY WELL, AND WE FIGURED OUT SOME CRIMES,
RIGHT? SOME MOIDERS. AND--
[ LAUGHTER ] WE FIGURED OUT WHO MOIDALIZED EVERYBODY.
Jimmy: YEAH. "YOU MOIDERED ME." Jimmy: YEAH.
AND THEN-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THIS MOVIE, JENNIFER
QUIT HER JOB AS A-- SHE WORKED AT A HAIR SALON. I-- I QUIT MY JOB AS A COP,
AND WE BECOME DETECTIVES TOGETHER. IT'S NOT GOING WELL.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. WE ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
THEN THE MAHARAJAH FROM THE FIRST MOVIE-- Jimmy: YEAH.
- INVITES US TO HIS WEDDING, AND TURNS OUT THE MAHARAJAH GETS KIDNAPPED, CAN
YOU BELIEVE IT? [ LAUGHTER ] SO GUESS WHAT?
JENNIFER AND I TRY TO SOLVE WHO DID IT. Jimmy: OH!
YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S BIGGER--
YEAH. Jimmy:-- IT'S ACTION-PACKED.
IT IS, IT IS. Jimmy: IT IS GLOBAL. THIS ONE IS MASSIVE.
DUDE-- YES? Jimmy: EIFFEL TOWER THING?
AM I SPOILING SOMETHING? YES-- NO, JENNIFER FALLS OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN IT.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I-- IT'S-- BUT IT'S--
YEAH. Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE, LIKE, THEY'VE NEVER EVEN DONE A
A SCENE ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER-- OH, YEAH.
Jimmy:-- IN THE HISTORY OF FILM. IT WAS VERY COOL.
THEY DID IT LIKE 2:00 IN THE MORNING, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO PARIS, YOU GO TO SEE THE EIFFEL
TOWER. Jimmy: OF COURSE. SO THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU CAN
SHOOT THERE, BUT DO IT AT LIKE 2:00 IN THE MORNING," SO WE'RE NOT RUINING EVERYBODY'S TIME,
YEAH. Jimmy: THEY COME TO PARIS, YEAH.
YEAH, SO WE SHOT AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING, AND JENNIFER'S STUNT GIRL KELLY, SHE WENT OUT
THERE AND SWUNG ON A ROPE. IT WAS REALLY COOL. Jimmy: FROM THE TOP OF
THE-- IT'S SO GREAT. YEAH. Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL TO
WATCH. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: SOMEONE'S LIKE--
YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
Jimmy: IT'S GREAT. SCARY, SCARY. Jimmy: THE MOVIE'S
FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S ADAM SANDLER IN "MURDER
MYSTERY 2." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THANK YOU, JIMMY.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COLONEL? WHAT'S HIS MOTIVE? WELL, MAYBE HE JUST IS SICK
OF WORKING FOR RICH PEOPLE, 'CAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
OR MAYBE THE COLONEL NEEDED ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD HIMSELF A BIONIC ARM.
I LOOKED INTO IT. THEY'RE NOT VERY EXPENSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ]
HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING? 20, 30k. THAT'S IT?
GEEZ, MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOSE
AN ARM FOR THAT. WELL, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT FOR THE ARM.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON! YOU KNOW WHAT I--
Jimmy: THAT'S A STUD. HANDSOME BASTARD. Jimmy: THAT STUD IS A
A HANDSOME MAN. ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING MEN IN AMERICA.
Jimmy: ADAM SANDLER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
"MURDER MYSTERY 2" PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY.
LOOK AT-- STANDING O, THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
Jimmy: STANDING OVATION. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE
NEW MOVIE, "RENFIELD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS APRIL 14th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
NICHOLAS HOULT!
Jimmy: OH, NICHOLAS HOULT, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH!
WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
THANK YOU-- Jimmy: NICHOLAS HOULT IS-- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
Jimmy: IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS.
I'VE-- I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, "THE MENU," WELL, YOU WERE SO FANTASTIC IN THAT MOVIE.
HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: I LOVED IT. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE,
CHECK THIS OUT. YEAH, IT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT GOING INTO IT.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PEOPLE EATING AT A FANCY RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING.
RIGHT-- IT IS KIND OF ABOUT THAT, LIKE THE WORST GUESTS POSSIBLE AT A FANCY RESTAURANT
AND EVERYTHING-- Jimmy: YES.-- THAT'S WRONG WITH THEM.
Jimmy: YES. AND I WAS ONE OF THE TERRIBLE GUESTS.
Jimmy: BUT, GOSH, YOU MADE ME LAUGH. IT'S VERY FUNNY, BY THE WAY, I
SHOULD MENTION TOO. IT IS FUNNY. A VERY TWISTED DARK COMEDY.
Jimmy: YEAH, BUT GOSH YOU MADE ME LAUGH WHEN YOU STARTED-- IT REMINDED ME A
A LITTLE BIT OF ME BECAUSE I-- I WATCHED IT WITH MY WIFE AND I LOVE THOSE SHOWS LIKE "CHEF'S
TABLE," ALL THAT STUFF-- ME TOO, YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEY'RE LIKE--
LIKE THIS-- THIS-- YOU KNOW-- SCALLOP WAS FOUND-- AND I'M LIKE, "OH, IT'S JUST
BEAUTIFUL." AND YOUR CHAR-- AND MY WIFE'S LIKE, "IT'S A SCALLOP."
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: OR, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER.
[ LAUGHTER ] BUT I ALWAYS FREAK OUT. OH, MY GOD, YOU KNOW, I LOVE
THOSE SHOWS. AND YOUR CHARACTER AT ONE POINT STARTS CRYING WHEN HE SEES--
HE DOES. HE GETS-- HE GETS MISTY-EYED. HE GETS EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.
Jimmy: HE GETS MISTY-EYED AND EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE-- IT'S SO FUNNY.
YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN IT GETS-- IT GETS NUTS, BUT MAN, YOU WERE
FANTASTIC IN THAT. HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU.
Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF ONE SCENE FROM THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THIS-- SO THIS-- THIS IS ONE OF MY-- Jimmy: SO IT IS FUNNY.
I'M TELLING YOU IT IS A COMEDY, BUT-- THIS-- THIS IS ONE OF MY
PROUDEST MOMENTS BECAUSE THIS IMAGE HAS KIND OF BECOME A A MEME, AND I NEVER EXPECTED TO
BECOME A MEME FOR THIS-- Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. BUT ALSO IT'S KIND OF
RIDICULOUS BECAUSE THIS IS A A MOMENT WHEN I'D BEEN FORCED TO COOK IN THE FILM AND MY--
MY CHARACTER WHO THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT COOKING HAS BEEN FORCED TO COOK, AND
HE'S TERRIBLE AT IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRULY TERRIBLE.
Jimmy: YEAH. SO THIS HAS BECOME A MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT
THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH I NEVER--
Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU. IT DOES-- I'M THE FACE OF
LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S BAD AT SOMETHING-- Jimmy: NO!
NOT AT ALL, NOT AT ALL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? BUT ALSO I'M PRETTY PROUD OF
IT, SO-- Jimmy: HE'S WHISPERING SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR.
DO WE-- WE NEVER HEAR WHAT HE'S WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR. DOES THAT--
NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T-- IT WASN'T SCRIPTED WHAT HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR.
AND RAFE IS FANTASTIC. HE'S-- Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREATEST.
HE WAS PHENOMENAL IN THIS AS WELL. YEAH, AND HE-- AND HE
WOULD-- HE WOULD DELIVER DIFFERENT THINGS-- Jimmy: TO GET DIFFERENT
EMOTIONS?-- EACH TIME. FOR DIFFERENT THINGS--
Jimmy: WONDER WHAT WHISPERS TO GET THIS SCARED-- LOOK AT THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE A GREAT ACTOR, BUD. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW--
Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ]
I WANT-- I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS BY THE WAY. I-- I FOLLOW YOU ON THE
SOCIALS, ON TWITTER. OH. Jimmy: AND I LOOKED AT YOUR
TWITTER BIO, OKAY? BY THE WAY-- LIKE 15 YEARS OLD.
Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] SHOULD PROBABLY UPDATE THAT.
Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. BUT THIS ONE HERE SAYS, "MARBLE EGG ENTHUSIAST," WHICH--
YEAH. Jimmy: NO-- IS THAT ASSUMING LIKE MARBLES?
IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE MARBLE THE STONE.
Jimmy: OH. BUT JUST EGGS. [ LAUGHTER ]
THEY'RE NOT INTERESTING. I THINK WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE MAYBE
HATCHED DRAGONS OR SOMETHING SO I LIKED THEM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND I HAD A LITTLE COLLECTION-- AW, THANK YOU, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO YOU REALLY MEAN MARBLE EGGS?
JUST-- THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING AND I JUST GET THEM OUT AS A KID AND HOLD THEM AND
THEN I PUT THEM BACK AWAY AND KEEP THEM SAFE. [ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S LIKE-- Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WERE DRAGON EGGS.
WE-- WE DON'T KNOW. LIKE GOLLUM WITH LIKE MY LITTLE MARBLE EGGS.
Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY. "GAME OF THRONES." VERY ODD.
Jimmy: WHOA, WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MEANT MARBLE EGGS. I SHOULDN'T PUT IT IN MY
BIO-- Jimmy: NO, I LIKE THAT A A LOT.
NEXT TIME, WE SHOULD HAVE MARBLE EGGS, I MEAN LOOK AT THEM.
PLEASE, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT THEN THE FIRST THING THAT REALLY MADE ME
LAUGH, "BERKSHIRE COUNTY ATHLETICS 2005 DISCUS BRONZE MEDALIST."
[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO-- YOU'RE IN THE PRESCENCE OF GREATNESS.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WINNING THE-- THAT WAS NICE.
Jimmy: HOW DID YOU WIN THE BRONZE MEDAL THERE? I-- I KNOW, SURPRISINGLY I
DIDN'T GET THE GOLD. IT-- THE WEIRD THING WAS, IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND TIME I
THINK I'D EVER REALLY THROWN A A DISCUS AS WELL. I DID IT ONCE IN PE, AND THEN
THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, YOU THREW IT KIND OF OKAY, DO YOU WANT TO DO-- DO YOU WANT TO DO
COUNTY." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT."
AND I NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO DO LIKE THE SPINNING PROPER THROW.
Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPIN IT? I-- I JUST STOOD THERE AND
WENT, "UH," AND THAT WAS IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN THE PEOPLE THAT WERE
THERE, THERE WERE ACTUALLY GREAT DISCUS THROWERS, WHO OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS LIKE THEIR
SKILL-- THEY KEPT-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT OF THE
CIRCLE YOU FOUL OUT AND IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A-- Jimmy: DISQUALIFIED.
THEY KEPT ON GETTING DISQUALIFIED SO IT WAS KIND OF BY DEFAULT--
[ LAUGHTER ] I ENDED UP GETTING A BRONZE MEDAL.
Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING-- THAT'S A WINNER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'VE STILL GOT THE MEDAL AND I-- AND I-- Jimmy: SEE, NEVER GIVE UP!
NEVER GIVE UP. THAT'S THE POINT THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "RENFIELD." THIS AGAIN IS A COMEDY.
YES. Jimmy: DARK COMEDY. UH, YEAH, IT'S A COMEDY
ABOUT-- Jimmy: HORROR, KIND OF-- -- KIND OF THIS TOXIC
RELATIONSHIP, THIS NARCISSISTIC BOSS, DRACULA. KIND OF THE WORST BOSS YOU
COULD IMAGINE. Jimmy: YEAH! PLAYED BY NICOLAS CAGE--
Jimmy: NICOLAS CAGE AS DRACULA, COME ON, BUD. YEAH, YEAH.
IT'S AMAZING. Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST! I DON'T THINK MY CAREER WILL
EVER GET BETTER THAN LIKE BEING IN A SCENE-- Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS.
- WITH THE ICONIC NICOLAS CAGE PLAYING, YOU KNOW, DRACULA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S JUST LIKE-- AND HE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND
HE'S BRILLIANT IN THE MOVIE, SO IT WAS-- IT WAS AMAZING TO SHOOT IT.
AND IT'S AN ACTION COMEDY ABOUT MY CHARACTER KIND OF FINDING THIS SUPPORT GROUP AND THIS
NETWORK TO TRY AND-- TRY AND BELIEVE IN HIMSELF AND ESCAPE THIS BOSS WHO-- WHO HAS HIM,
YOU KNOW, KILLING PEOPLE TO FEED HIS BLOOD LUST. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THAT. YES, OF COURSE.
YOUR TYPICAL STORY. Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER GETS SPECIAL POWERS.
NOT BY EATING PEOPLE'S BLOOD, THOUGH. NO.
Jimmy: YOU EAT INSECTS. YES. Jimmy: BUGS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S KIND OF A CLASSIC THING FROM THE, YOU KNOW, THE
BRAM STOKER NOVEL, RENFIELD CONSUMES LIFE AND FOR OUR STORY IT'S BEEN UPDATED AS A HUNDRED
YEARS ON AND RENFIELD KIND OF GETS SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES, I GUESS, FROM EATING BUGS.
SO THERE WAS A FAIR AMOUNT OF BUG EATING. Jimmy: YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS-- IT'S A SILLY QUESTION FOR ME TO ASK BECAUSE I
SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS EARLIER. I SAID, "DID YOU EAT REAL BUGS
ON SET?" YES, YES. Jimmy: AND YOU SAID YOU DID.
I DID. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, I ATE-- WELL IT DEPENDS--
THE PROPS DEPARTMENT WERE INCREDIBLE AND THEY DID BUILD LIKE THE COCKROACHES.
WE HAD LIKE CARAMEL ONES THAT LOOKED VERY AUTHENTIC, SO THEY WERE YUMMY.
FOR THE WORMS, IT WAS LIKE GUMMY-- GUMMY WORMS IN LIKE CRUSHED UP OREOS TO LOOK LIKE
EARTH. SO AGAIN, VERY YUMMY. THE ONE BAD ONE WAS POTATO
BUGS. POTATO BUGS, THEY WERE REAL AND THEY WERE DISGUSTING.
[ AUDIENCE GROANS ] THAT WAS NOT A NICE FLAVOR. BUT I HAVE BROUGHT SOME
ALONG-- SOME-- SOME OF THE YUMMIER ONES FOR YOU TO TRY, IF YOU FANCY.
THESE ARE CRICKETS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CRICKETS.
Jimmy: I-- I-- BRING THEM OUT, BRING THEM OUT.
SO THESE ARE LIKE-- THESE ARE DRIED AND THEY'RE FLAVORED. THEY'RE-- VOILA.
THESE ARE-- WE'VE GOT SALT AND VINEGAR-- [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
- AND CHEESE AND BACON, I THINK ARE THE DIFFERENT FLAVORS.
Jimmy: THIS IS-- THIS-- I-- I-- I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT I WILL.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE-- NOW-- I THOUGHT MY BUG EATING DAYS WERE OVER, BUT NOW LIKE DOING
THE PRESS TOUR. Jimmy: YOU'VE EATEN MORE BUGS THAN YOU HAVE IN THE
MOVIE? EVERYONE'S LIKE, "EAT ANOTHER BUG."
SO HERE-- Jimmy: "EAT ANOTHER BUG!" SO HERE I AM-- I'LL DO IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE NOT THE BEST I'VE EVER
HAD, I'M GOING TO SAY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT WHAT IS THAT?
WAS THAT THE SALT AND VINEGAR OR IS THAT-- DOESN'T MATTER, RIGHT?
I THINK THAT WAS-- I THINK THAT WAS THE CHEESE AND BACON. Jimmy: DOES IT MATTER AT
THIS POINT? WE'RE EATING CRICKETS. THAT'S-- THAT'S A WING ON
YOUR DESK. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
SORRY. Jimmy: THIS IS SO, DUDE-- YOU CAN DO IT.
Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT IN THIS MOVIE. JUST SHOOT THE WHOLE THING.
[ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, OH, MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE QUITE BITTER. THEY GET STUCK IN THERE.
Jimmy: THE LEG JUST CAME OFF. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S GOOD.
HOW DO YOU FEEL? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO, NO.
IT'S INTERESTING. IT'S NOT THAT BAD, BUT I WOULDN'T CHOSE--
IT'S THE THOUGHT OF IT THAT'S WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL-- Jimmy: YEAH, THEY TASTE LIKE
VEGGIE STICKS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU KNOW-- ME AND
NIC CAGE WERE SAYING YESTERDAY WHEN WE WERE DOING PRESS, WE WERE LIKE, "AW, YOU KNOW WHAT?
LIKE, I MEAN, IF WE GOT OVER OUR FEAR OF EATING INSECTS REALLY IT'S LIKE GREAT PROTEIN,
LOW FAT." LIKE IT WOULD-- Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT
BAD.-- SOLVE WORLD HUNGER IN MANY WAYS.
SO IT'S LIKE-- Jimmy: EAT IT QUICKLY.-- WE WERE THINKING THAT
MAYBE WE WOULD START UP A BRAND OF THE TWO NICK'S INSECT EMPORIUM AND START LIKE SELLING
DRIED INSECTS. SO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET
WORKING ON THAT, YEAH. OF COURSE. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S NICHOLAS HOULT IN "RENFIELD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
I WORK FOR DRACULA. WHAT? DRACULA.
DRACULA? DRACULA. COUNT DRACULA?
NO, NO, PRESIDENT DRACULA. YES-- YES, SORRY, COUNT DRACULA.
I'M-- I'M HIS FAMILIAR. I-- YOU KNOW TEND TO HIS NEEDS INCLUDING CARE, FEEDING, YOU
KNOW, ANYTHING-- ESPECIALLY DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS. LIKE YOU GET DRACULA PEOPLE
TO EAT? I DO OTHER STUFF TOO. LIKE WHAT?
WASH HIS CAPE? NO. IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY.
Jimmy: YEAH-- THERE YOU GO. NICHOLAS HOULT. "RENFIELD" IS IN THEATERS APRIL
14th. WE HAVE MAGIC FROM PENN AND TELLER AFTER THE BREAK.
STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE WORLD-FAMOUS MAGICIANS AND THE LONGEST-RUNNING HEADLINERS IN
LAS VEGAS HISTORY. [ DRUMROLL ] HISTORY.
Jimmy: HISTORY. THEIR CW SHOW, "PENN & TELLER:
FOOL US," AIRS FRIDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME, PENN & TELLER!
♪ I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THE LONGEST-RUNNING
SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF LAS VEGAS. Jimmy: IN THE HISTORY OF
LAS-- [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] THAT WAY, WE'RE COMPETING
WITH SINATRA AND ELVIS AND WINNING. Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
WE'VE RUN LONGER THAN ANYONE EVER IN LAS VEGAS. Jimmy: YOU WERE AT THE RIO,
RIGHT? YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: FOR OVER-- OVER
20 YEARS. OVER 20 YEARS, HEADLINERS ALL THE TIME.
YEP. Jimmy: THAT'S UN-- IN THE CONVENIENTLY NAMED PENN
AND TELLER THEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S-- WELL
DESERVED, BUDDY. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF
THAT? Jimmy: SINCE WE'VE HAD YOU ON, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE.
YOU WERE EVEN THERE BEFORE, BY THE WAY, IN VEGAS. YEAH.
Jimmy: YOU WERE THERE FOR TEN YEARS BEFORE THAT. YEAH, YEAH.
THERE'S BEEN-- WE'VE BEEN THERE FOR 30 YEARS. Jimmy: ANOTHER REC--
ANOTHER RECORD-BREAKING THING, YOUR CW SHOW, "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US," WAS JUST RENEWED FOR
A TENTH SEASON-- MAKING IT THE LONGEST-RUNNING MAGIC SHOW IN TV HISTORY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: HISTORY, YET AGAIN.
HISTORY. HISTORY. Jimmy: LAS VEGAS HISTORY, TV
HISTORY. SORRY, I REALLY PUT SOME OOMPH IN THERE.
BUT THAT-- THE DOWNSIDE OF THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE WRITTEN, LIKE, I THINK
150 MAGIC TRICKS TO CLOSE "FOOL US." WE'VE WRITTEN A LOT OF MAGIC.
Jimmy: DO PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU ALL THE TIME AND WANT TO SHOW YOU TRICKS?
WELL, YEAH-- WELL, THAT'S HOW "FOOL US" STARTED. YOU KNOW.
Jimmy: YEAH. VEGAS IS THE MAGIC CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
MAGICIANS WOULD COME TO VEGAS, COME TO OUR SHOW, THEY'D GO BACKSTAGE AND SAY, "HEY, HAVE
YOU SEEN THIS." AND THEY WOULD JUST LOOK AT TELLER, AND IF HE KIND OF WENT,
"OH," THEY'D GO, "OH, GREAT, WE FOOLED HIM." AND IF WE WENT, "NICE IDEA,"
THEY WOULD GO, "NO, NO." SO, WE KIND OF LIKED THAT BACKSTAGE THING, AND THAT'S
WHAT "FOOL US" GREW OUT OF. Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN, HOW DO YOU-- BUT THEN HOW DO YOU
KEEP COMING UP WITH NEW TRICKS? ONCE YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL, YOU GO, "OH."
WHAT WE'VE BEEN-- WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING LATELY, IS WE'LL GO AND TAKE REALLY OLD
TRICKS, LIKE WICKED OLD, LIKE PUBLIC DOMAIN, AND THEN WORKING WITH THOSE UNTIL THEY TURN INTO
SOMETHING WE THINK IS JUST-- WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU, TONIGHT, THE TRICK WE STARTED WITH.
WE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT, THEN WE'LL SHOW YOU THE TRICK WE ENDED UP WITH, OKAY.
Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO, THE TRICK WE STARTED WITH IS A TRICK CALLED THE DOUGHNUT ON THE RIBBON TRICK,
WHICH IS A RATHER PROSAIC NAME, BUT I DIDN'T NAME IT. YOU HAVE YOUR FRIEND, JUST--
YOU COME OVER HERE. JUST THREAD A DOUGHNUT ON TO A A RIBBON, OKAY.
Jimmy: OKAY. THEN YOU HAVE THEM HOLD BOTH ENDS.
YOU CAN HOLD BOTH ENDS. HOLD THE RIBBON WHERE I AM. Jimmy: YEAH.
AND THEN HOLD IT OVER HERE, RIGHT. THEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW
DOUGHNUTS HAVE INTEGRITY, NOT JUST ETHICALLY AND MORALLY, BUT ALSO STRUCTURALLY.
Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. SO YOU CAN'T GET THE DOUGHNUT OFF THERE WHEN YOU'RE
HOLDING BOTH ENDS. THEN YOU JUST PUT A NAPKIN OVER IT, LIKE THIS.
Jimmy: UH-HUH. AND THEN, LO AND BEHOLD, MAGICALLY, YOU PULL THE
DOUGHNUT OFF THE RIBBON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO YOUR FRIEND CAN EXAMINE
THE DOUGHNUT, TOTALLY LEGIT, IT'S RIGHTEOUS. THEY CAN EXAMINE THE RIBBON,
WHICH IS TOTALLY LEGIT, RIGHTEOUS. [ LAUGHTER ]
NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THE PROPS. AND THEY CAN ALSO EXAMINE THE NAPKIN, WHICH HAS NOTHING
UNUSUAL ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, WOW.
NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT AT HOME. AND, IF YOU WANT TO, IT'S
REALLY SIMPLE. WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU THE TRICK.
Jimmy: OKAY. THERE'S NO MAGIC MOVES AT ALL.
FIRST PART, TOTALLY LEGIT. YOU JUST THREAD THE DOUGHNUT ON TO THE RIBBON, OKAY.
AND THEN YOU HOLD BOTH ENDS JUST LIKE YOU DID BEFORE. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, WATCH THIS. NO MAGIC MOVES, NOTHING. WHILE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
INTEGRITY, YOU COP A DUPE. SO, YOU HAVE A DUPLICATE DOUGHNUT OVER HERE.
IT'S UNDER THE NAPKIN. NO MAGIC MOVES. Jimmy: OKAY.
THEN YOU COME OVER HERE. AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE NAPKIN-- WE SHOWED YOU ALL THE
NAPKIN-- JUST RIP IT APART, AND YOU HAND THEM THE DUPLICATE.
Jimmy: OKAY. AND THEN WHILE THEY'RE EXAMINING THIS, YOU JUST EAT
THE EVIDENCE. SO, YOU END UP TOTALLY CLEAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SO, WE LOOKED AT THIS TRICK, AND WE THOUGHT, "WHAT COULD WE DO TO MAKE THIS A NEW TRICK?"
AND WE THOUGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS, IS THE SHAPE OF THE DOUGHNUT.
SO, WHAT ELSE HAS THAT SHAPE? AND THE ANSWER COMES BACK, HOW ABOUT AN INNER TUBE.
ESSENTIALLY THE SAME SHAPE AS A A DOUGHNUT, ALSO HAS THE INTEGRITY.
OKAY. NOW WE'LL HAVE NATHAN SANTUCCI COME OUT HERE, AND WE'RE GOING
TO THREAD THE INNER TUBE ON TO A ROPE. Jimmy: YEP.
NOW, JUST-- YOU CAN GRAB THAT SIDE OVER THERE THAT-- THAT NATHAN HAS.
OKAY. IT'S THE SAME TRICK, RIGHT? YOU GOT ONE END.
Jimmy: I FEEL BAD FOR TELLER, BUT, YEAH. I GOT THE OTHER END, RIGHT?
[ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN WE GOT AN INNERTUBE ON THERE.
THE AUDIENCE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH.
THEN TELLER COMES OUT WITH THE SAME NAPKIN. NOW, YOU KNOW HOW THE TRICK IS
DONE. JIMMY'S GOT ONE END, I'VE GOT THE OTHER END, OKAY?
YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S TOPOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THAT OFF THERE.
Jimmy: YEAH. SAME TRICK AS THE DOUGHNUT. Jimmy: YES.
WE'RE HOLDING BOTH ENDS.
Jimmy: CORRECT. YOU'RE NOT LETTING GO. NOTHING FISHY WHATSOEVER.
THE ROPE IS ENTIRELY INTACT. Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE. AND THEN YOU CAN ALSO
EXAMINE THE INNERTUBE, AND IT'S TOTALLY INTACT. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND THAT IS-- THAT IS THE PENN & TELLER INNERTUBE TRICK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! PENN & TELLER, EVERYBODY!
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. Jimmy: "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US" AIRS FRIDAYS AT 8:00 P.M.
ON THE CW.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
ADAM SANDLER, NICHOLAS HOULT, PENN & TELLER, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.