1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,484 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:19,519 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,121 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS-- ADAM SANDLER, 4 00:00:21,121 --> 00:00:24,691 NICHOLAS HOULT, PENN & TELLER, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:33,099 ROOTS CREW. Questlove: 1824. Steve: AND NOW, HERE IS, 6 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:36,503 Questlove: 1824. Steve: AND NOW, HERE IS, JIMMY FALLON! 7 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:59,693 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 8 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:04,264 THAT'S A HOT CROWD. ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, EVERYBODY. 9 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,800 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." YOU'RE HERE. 10 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:13,740 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 11 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:17,677 LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE. WELL, GUYS, TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN KICKED OFF A 12 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:21,281 THREE WEEK TRAVEL BLITZ TO HIGHLIGHT HIS ECONOMIC AGENDA CALLED THE "INVESTING IN 13 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,817 AMERICA" TOUR. YEAH, YOU KNOW ALL OF THE 14 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:28,188 EXCITEMENT FOR THE TAYLOR SWIFT TOUR? 15 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,161 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WHEN THEY HEARD, TICKETMASTER WAS LIKE, "WE GOT 16 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,996 PLENTY OF SEATS FOR THIS ONE." [ LAUGHTER ] MEANWHILE, A NEW POLL FOUND THAT 17 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:40,533 NEARLY HALF OF DEMOCRATS DON'T WANT BIDEN TO RUN AGAIN IN 2024. YEAH. 18 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:48,274 HALF-- HALF DO AND HALF DON'T, SO I'M GUESSING THEY JUST POLLED JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS. 19 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,476 [ LAUGHTER ] "I DO." "I DON'T." 20 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:54,981 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT BIDEN'S ON TOUR TO PROMOTE HIS AGENDA, AND AT THE SAME TIME 21 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:58,885 TRUMP'S ON TOUR CAMPAIGNING. YEAH, THEY'RE BOTH ON THE MOVE, BUT THEIR TOURS ARE ACTUALLY 22 00:01:58,885 --> 00:02:01,955 VERY DIFFERENT. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, ON BIDEN'S TOUR, 23 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,059 HE'S PREPARING TO START HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN. ON TRUMP'S TOUR HE'S PREPARED TO 24 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:15,835 START SMUGGLING McRIBS INTO PRISON. [ LAUGHTER ] 25 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:18,071 Steve: WOW. Jimmy: YOU CAN'T-- [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 26 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,373 "THROW IT OVER THE WALL." Steve: "THROW IT." Jimmy: NEXT UP, ON BIDEN'S 27 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:24,110 TOUR, WHEN HE GOES OFF SCRIPT, HIS STAFF THINKS, "OMG." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 28 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:31,718 ON TRUMP'S TOUR WHEN HE GOES OFF SCRIPT, HIS LAWYERS THINK "FML." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 29 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:37,257 NEXT UP, TRUMP WANDERS OFF INTO TOPICS HE SHOULDN'T DISCUSS, WHILE BIDEN JUST WANDERS OFF. 30 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,492 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] HERE'S ANOTHER. 31 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,661 BIDEN SHOWS UP ON STAGE WEARING AVIATORS LIKE HE'S IN "TOP GUN." 32 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:59,112 WHILE, TRUMP SHOWS UP ON STAGE LIKE HE'S "COCAINE BEAR." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 33 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:02,048 NEXT UP, TRUMP TRAVELS WITH THE MYPILLOW GUY. Steve: UGH. 34 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:05,919 Jimmy: WHILE BIDEN TRAVELS WITH HIS PILL CADDY. [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,055 AND FINALLY, BIDEN THINKS HIS FUTURE IS BRIGHT, WHILE TRUMP KNOWS HIS FUTURE IS STORMY, AS 36 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:17,397 USUAL. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 37 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:22,435 THERE YOU GO. SPEAKING-- SPEAKING OF TRUMP, LAST NIGHT, FOR THE FIRST TIME 38 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,071 IN SIX MONTHS, HE APPEARED ON FOX NEWS FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH SEAN HANNITY. 39 00:03:25,071 --> 00:03:27,841 YEAH, APPARENTLY TRUMP WAS THERE TO PROMOTE HIS NEXT INDICTMENT. 40 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:31,111 [ LAUGHTER ] "IT'S GONNA BE HUGE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA 41 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:36,349 HAPPEN, BUT MAYBE." [ LAUGHTER ] "MAYBE THE NEXT WEEK. 42 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,085 I DON'T KNOW." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] "YOU'RE GOING TO FIND OUT AFTER 43 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:40,987 THE BREAK." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SOME BUSINESS NEWS, AMAZON HAS 44 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:44,357 A NEW FEATURE THAT WILL ALERT CUSTOMERS ABOUT PRODUCTS THAT ARE FREQUENTLY RETURNED. 45 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,894 JUST TO BE CLEAR, FREQUENTLY RETURNED DOESN'T MEAN THAT THEY'RE BAD PRODUCTS. 46 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,398 IT JUST MEANS THEY'RE BOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO ARE FREQUENTLY DRUNK. 47 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,167 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THE BIG KIA 48 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,169 RECALL? IT'S NOT GOOD. CHECK THIS OUT. 49 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:01,107 A MILLION HYUNDAI AND KIA VEHICLES. THE COMPANY IS RECALLING MORE 50 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,677 THAN 500,000 VEHICLES IN THE U.S. AND URGING OWNERS TO PARK THEM OUTSIDE BECAUSE OF A FIRE 51 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:10,950 RISK. Tariq: OH, MAN. I JUST BOUGHT A KIA. 52 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,054 Jimmy: OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. Tariq: IT'S OKAY. 53 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:20,760 THANKFULLY I STILL HAVE MY TRUSTY TESLA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 54 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:25,832 Jimmy: OH. Tariq: "OH" WHAT? Jimmy: ROLL THE CLIP. 55 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:29,569 WELL, NEW TONIGHT, A RECALL ALERT FOR TESLA DRIVERS. THE ELECTRIC CAR COMPANY IS 56 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,572 RECALLING MORE THAN 3,000 VEHICLES OVER LOOSE BOLT CONCERNS. 57 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:36,443 Tariq: LOOSE BOLTS? Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, TARIQ. 58 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:39,746 Tariq: MAN, I'M SO TIRED OF THESE RECALLS. MAN, THEY GIVE ME A HEADACHE. 59 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,382 THEY'RE THE REASON I HAVE A A PRESCRIPTION MIGRAINE MEDICATION. 60 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,119 A RECALL ALERT. [ LAUGHTER ] PFIZER IS RECALLING MORE THAN 61 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,188 FOUR MILLION PACKAGES OF A A PRESCRIPTION MIGRAINE MEDICATION. 62 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:51,891 Tariq: OH, COME ON! Jimmy: I'M VERY SORRY, TARIQ. 63 00:04:51,891 --> 00:04:56,096 I REALLY AM. Tariq: AT THIS POINT I'M SCARED TO EVEN LEAVE MY HOUSE. 64 00:04:56,096 --> 00:05:01,901 I'M JUST GOING TO STAY HOME AND HIDE UNDER MY SUNBEAM QUEEN SIDE SEATED - - SIZED HEATED 65 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:02,502 HIDE UNDER MY SUNBEAM QUEEN SIDE SEATED - - SIZED HEATED BLANKET. 66 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:11,611 TONIGHT. SUNBEAM QUEEN-SIZE SEATED-- SIZED HEATED BLANKETS ARE BEING 67 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:17,350 RECALLED. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING 68 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,753 ME! Jimmy: THIS IS-- THIS IS TERRIBLE LUCK. 69 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,622 THIS IS TERRIBLE LUCK. Tariq: WHAT DO I EVEN HAVE LEFT AT THIS POINT? 70 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:27,427 THE DOG FOOD IN MY PANTRY? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW 71 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:32,532 THAT YOU WERE A DOG OWNER. WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU BUY? Tariq: THANKS FOR ASKING. 72 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,369 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WE USUALLY BUY PURINA PLO-- PRO PLAN VETERINARY DIET FOOD. 73 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,374 AN IMPORTANT RECALL ALERT FOR DOG OWNERS THIS MORNING. THE RECALL SPECIFICALLY COVERS 74 00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:46,613 PURINA'S PLO-- PRO PLAN-- [ LAUGHTER ] - - LEGENDARY DIET FOOD. 75 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,315 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Tariq: THAT'S IT! I GIVE UP. 76 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:51,851 Jimmy: NO, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO TO GET YOUR MIND OFF ALL THIS STUFF. 77 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:56,089 Tariq: LIKE WHAT? Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY PLACE 78 00:05:56,089 --> 00:06:00,393 AND HANG OUT? I HAVE A NEW YETI COOLER. I MEAN, WE ALL HAVE A YETI, AND 79 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,629 I DOUBT THEY'RE RECOOLING-- RECALLING. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 80 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,198 Tariq: "RECOOLING." Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO RECALL SOME OF THEIR RECOOLERS. 81 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,032 Jimmy: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO RECALL SOME OF THEIR RECOOLERS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 82 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,770 RECOOLING-- RECALLING. [ LAUGHTER ] RECOOLING. 83 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,839 THEY'RE GOING TO RECALL SOME OF THEIR RECOOLERS. Jimmy: WELL, WE TRIED. 84 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:21,948 TARIQ TROTTER, EVERYBODY. HE'LL HAVE A BETTER WEEK. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 85 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:27,053 BEST IN THE BIZ. SWITCHING GEARS, I READ THAT RESEARCHERS DEVELOPED NEW SMART 86 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:32,158 LEGGINGS THAT TELL YOU WHEN IT IS TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WORKING OUT. 87 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:37,297 [ LAUGHTER ] WHILE YOUR REGULAR JEANS TELL YOU WHEN IT IS TIME TO GET BACK 88 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:40,600 TO THE GYM. [ LAUGHTER ] SMART LEGGINGS. 89 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,303 YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOUR TRAINER LIKE, "I THINK SOMEONE JUST HACKED MY 90 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,072 PANTS." [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, GET THIS, AFTER A VIRAL 91 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:52,579 TIKTOK CAUSED CONFUSION, FRUIT ROLLUPS IS URGING PEOPLE NOT TO EAT THE PLASTIC WRAP. 92 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:56,316 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S NOT-- THAT'S LIKE IF POPSICLES HAD TO REMIND PEOPLE 93 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:59,853 NOT TO EAT THE STICK. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, YEAH. 94 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,389 AND FINALLY, A NEW STUDY SAYS BOTOX INJECTIONS CAN ALTER YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY, AND IMPACT HOW 95 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:07,660 YOU INTERPRET OTHER PEOPLES EMOTIONS. IT'S WEIRD, USUALLY, WHEN YOU 96 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:11,931 GET BOTOX PEOPLE CAN'T INTERPRET YOUR EMOTIONS. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 97 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:15,602 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! 98 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:16,036 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY! COME ON. 99 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:29,049 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WE GOT SOME COOL 100 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:33,787 THINGS TO TALK ABOUT HERE. GUYS, WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 101 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,822 HE STARS ALONGSIDE JENNIFER ANISTON IN THE NEW FILM "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH 102 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:43,063 PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. IT IS SO FUNNY. 103 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:46,199 AND THIS GUY IS-- IS THE BEST. AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT HIM. I KNOW HE JUST GOT THE 104 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:50,670 MARK TWAIN PRIZE, BUT IF IT WASN'T FOR ADAM SANDLER-- THAT REALLY PUT ME ON THE MAP. 105 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:54,708 I WOULDN'T HAVE MY CAREER, BECAUSE I DID AN IMPRESSION OF ADAM. 106 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,944 YEAH, IT WAS PART OF MY ACT. AND THAT WAS MY AUDITION FOR "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." 107 00:07:57,944 --> 00:08:01,314 "I ABA-- OH, YEAH." [ LAUGHTER ] AND LORNE LIKED IT, AND THEN 108 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,284 GOT ME ON. SO WITHOUT ADAM SANDLER I WOULDN'T BE HERE. 109 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:09,189 BUT ADAM SANDLER IS HERE TONIGHT, AND I LOVE YOU, ADAM. Steve: YEAH! 110 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:12,359 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST. IT IS A FUNNY MOVIE. 111 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,828 IT'S REALLY FUNNY. JENNIFER ANISTON IS GREAT, TOO. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 112 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,830 HE IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE NEW MOVIE 113 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:22,535 "RENFIELD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS APRIL 14th. NICHOLAS HOULT IS JOINING US! 114 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:28,241 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] ABOUT DRACULA. DRACULA. 115 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:32,412 AND THEY ARE WORLD-FAMOUS MAGICIANS, AND THE LONGEST RUNNING HEADLINERS IN LAS VEGAS 116 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:38,518 HISTORY. THEIR CW SHOW "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US" AIRS FRIDAY NIGHTS. 117 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:43,256 THE ONE AND ONLY PENN & TELLER ARE HERE, TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 118 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:49,963 I LOVE THEM. ALL RIGHT. GUYS, I HAVE SOME EXCITING 119 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:54,067 NEWS. THIS IS VERY-- A COUPLE YEARS AGO I PARTNERED WITH 120 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:59,806 WARBY PARKER, OKAY, AND I CREATED "SPINNIES." OKAY, NOW, I WAS WAITING-- 121 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:04,277 'CAUSE I, LIKE, WHEN I WAIT ONLINE I ALWAYS SPIN MY SUNGLASSES AROUND. 122 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,781 SO I GO, "WHY DON'T WE PUT, LIKE, GLASSES ON LIKE, A BALL BEARING OR SOMETHING ON THE END 123 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,016 TO MAKE 'EM, LIKE, REALLY SPIN, SO YOU CAN GET LIKE A GOOD KIND OF WHIP TO 'EM?" 124 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:15,055 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW? SO, WE CREATED SPINNIES, ALL 125 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,691 RIGHT? WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR DAYS. 100%-- 126 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:22,328 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 100% OF THE PROCEEDS WENT TO THE PUPILS PROJECT, WHICH 127 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:27,033 PROVIDES FREE EYE EXAMS AND EYE GLASSES TO KIDS IN SCHOOLS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 128 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:35,342 AND IT'S AMAZING. IT IS THE BEST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 129 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:39,713 YOU'RE A KID. YOU'RE AT SCHOOL. YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE NOT 130 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,815 DOING WELL. THEY COME RIGHT TO YOUR SCHOOL TO CHECK ALL OF THE KIDS, AND 131 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,817 THEN THEY GET TO CHOOSE FROM THEIR FRAMES. Steve: OH. 132 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,752 Jimmy: YOU KNOW, AND MAKES 'EM FEEL GOOD. IT'S AWESOME. 133 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,954 TODAY, I'M ANNOUNCING A NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH WARBY PARKER. Steve: WHAT? 134 00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,623 Jimmy: I HAVE A NEW INVENTION. WELL, HOLD ON A SECOND. 135 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,259 Steve: OH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THERE-- I WAS IN MY 136 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,295 DRESSING ROOM ONE NIGHT AFTER THIS THING. 'CAUSE THIS WAS A HIT, AND I 137 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,798 LOVE WORKING WITH WARBY, THEY'RE GREAT. I GO, "I HAVE A NEW IDEA." 138 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:03,503 LOOK AT THESE. THEY'RE CALLED FLIP-- THERE'S LIKE A 180-DEGREE HINGE. 139 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:14,314 Steve: RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO IT IS A BLACK SUN 140 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,449 GLASS, BUT THEY HAVE A FUN COLOR INSIDE AND THEN YOU-- YOU FLIP-- YOU FLIP THE ARMS 141 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,919 BACKWARDS. Steve: BACKWARDS. Jimmy: AND THEN-- YEAH. 142 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:22,022 AND THEN IT TURNS BACK INTO THE OTHER SIDE WHICH IS A FUN COLOR, AND-- 143 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:25,158 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: SO, YOU CAN BE LIKE REGULAR, OR A LITTLE EXTRA. 144 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,160 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, EXACTLY. THEY'RE CALLED FLIPPIES. 145 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:33,400 [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THEY'RE REAL. OKAY. 146 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,771 THIS IS REAL, I'M UNBOXING. THIS IS AN UNBOXING RIGHT NOW. I'M OPENING UP-- 147 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,174 LOOK AT THIS. ♪ YEAH. 148 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:44,144 Steve: OOH, SNAPPY. NICE CASE. Jimmy: YEAH, FLIPPIES. 149 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,447 AND LOOK AT THIS, CHECK THIS OUT, RIGHT? THEY MADE THESE. 150 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:51,951 SO YOU WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES. YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, THAT'S COOL." Steve: WHAT? 151 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:58,825 Jimmy: 'SUP? YOU GUYS GOOD? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] 152 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:03,563 YOU TAKE 'EM OFF. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 153 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:12,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ AIR HORN ] 154 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:15,375 SO-- Steve: WOW. Jimmy: AGAIN-- RIGHT? 155 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,912 YOU WANT TO FEEL FUN? SO, 100% GOES TO THE PUPILS PROJECT, ALL RIGHT? 156 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,947 SO, NOT ONLY GETTING ARE YOU GETTING TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES, YOU'RE ALSO HELPING 157 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:27,354 A CHILD WHO NEEDS GLASSES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND THEY'RE OUT OFFICIALLY 158 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,690 RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE IN OUR AUDIENCE HAS A A PAIR UNDER THEIR SEATS. 159 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,961 Steve: WHOA! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: GO AHEAD. 160 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,996 CHECK THEM OUT. OPEN THEM UP. YEAH, CHECK THEM OUT, OPEN THEM 161 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:45,672 UP, PUT THEM ON. [ AUDIENCE CHATTER ] 162 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:49,542 DO YOU HAVE THEM? [ AUDIENCE CHATTER ] THIS LOOKS LIKE CHAOS. 163 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:59,119 YEAH, LOOK AT THIS! Steve: THERE WE GO. [ CHEERING ] 164 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,721 Jimmy: EVERYONE GOT THEM? ALL RIGHT. EVERYONE-- EVERYONE TURN-- 165 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,623 EVERYONE TURN YOUR FLIPPIES TO THE BLACK SIDE. Steve: BLACK SIDE. 166 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:08,928 Jimmy: YEAH, AND LET'S TRY THESE. ♪ 167 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,630 PUT 'EM TO THE BLACK SIDE. YEAH, FLIP 'EM AROUND. ♪ 168 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,065 IT IS GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT. WAIT. 169 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,300 LOOK AT HOW COOL EVERYONE LOOKS. CAN WE GET A SHOT OF THE 170 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:18,271 AUDIENCE? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] WHOA. 171 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,440 Steve: YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: YEAH. 172 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:26,946 THAT'S RIGHT. NOW-- THAT-- LOOKING GOOD. 173 00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:30,316 NOW, EVERYONE, I WANT YOU TO FLIP TO THE BLUE SIDE. Steve: OOH. 174 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:38,525 [ DRUM ROLL ] ♪ Jimmy: LOOK AT YOU, RIGHT 175 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,592 THERE. LOOK AT YOU! ♪ 176 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:45,098 [ CHEERS ] GET UP. COME ON! 177 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:57,344 ♪ ♪ [ AIR HORN ] 178 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,212 Jimmy: YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT THERE! 179 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:02,849 ♪ GUYS, FLIPPIES ARE AVAILABLE NOW AT EVERY WARBY PARKER 180 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:06,820 STORE, AND ONLINE AT WARBYPARKER.COM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 181 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:10,056 CHECK THEM OUT. GET YOURS TODAY. THERE'S A VERY LIMITED 182 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,225 QUANTITY. THANK YOU TO EVERYBODY AT WARBY PARKER FOR BEING A GREAT 183 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,661 PARTNER, AND ENJOY YOUR FLIPPIES! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 184 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:19,265 "TONIGHT SHOW." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ 185 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:27,273 [ AIR HORN ] ♪ ♪ 186 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,976 >>> I SEE OTHER GUYS ON MY TEAM. I NEVER TAKE THE SHOT, BECAUSE 187 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,979 I'M LIKE, "HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S BETTER THAN ME." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 188 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,748 JUST-- THAT'S WHY I LOOK TO PASS. THEN WHENEVER I GO-- AND 189 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:38,685 SOMEBODY WILL SAY TO ME, "HEY, START SHOOTING MORE." I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S 190 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,921 RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT." SO THEN I TAKE A SHOT AND MISS, I GO, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU?" 191 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,857 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YEAH, YEAH. 192 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:48,128 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU GOTTA TRUST YOUR GUT. UH, I-- 193 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:18,391 ONE OF THE FUNNIEST, MOST TALENTED GUYS ON THE PLANET. HE STARS ALONGSIDE 194 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,827 JENNIFER ANISTON IN THE NEW FILM, "MURDER MYSTERY 2," WHICH 195 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:29,636 PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX, THIS FRIDAY. PLEASE WELCOME, ADAM SANDLER! 196 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:54,928 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 197 00:14:54,928 --> 00:15:00,700 Jimmy: YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. COME ON. 198 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,838 THANK YOU, JAMES. Jimmy: ADAM SANDLER. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD. 199 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:07,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HI. HEY, I LOVE YOU, NICE TO SEE 200 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,842 YOU ALL. Jimmy: WE-- WE LOVE HAVING YOU ON THE SHOW. 201 00:15:08,842 --> 00:15:10,777 YEAH. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, BUD. 202 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:13,113 I'M VERY EXCITED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO 203 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,515 CONGRATULATE YOU, BECAUSE A A WEEK AGO-- YES. 204 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,650 Jimmy:-- YOU RECEIVED THE MARK TWAIN PRIZE. YES. 205 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,487 YEAH. ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 206 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,923 ♪ Jimmy: AMERICAN HUMOR AT THE KENNEDY CENTER. 207 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,592 YEAH. Jimmy: THAT IS A BIG DEAL, BUD. 208 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,294 VERY GOOD. Jimmy: AND WELL-DESERVED. IT WAS SO AWESOME. 209 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:32,866 YES, I-- I ENJOYED IT. Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 210 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,568 I GREW UP LOVING MARK TWAIN. YOU READ-- YOU READ "TOM SAWYER," ANYBODY? 211 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:39,072 Jimmy: YEAH. [ CHEERS ] I READ IT TWICE. 212 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:44,711 Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, YOU LIKED IT THAT MUCH. 213 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,880 I WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY IS CONNECTING WITH ME." 214 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,748 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. NO, YEAH, IT WAS A REALLY GREAT 215 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,650 TIME. Jimmy: IT WAS A STAR-STUDDED NIGHT. 216 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,453 YES. Jimmy: EVERYBODY WAS HERE. I GOT A PICTURE, RIGHT HERE. 217 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,689 YEAH. Jimmy: ONE OF YOUR BUDDIES, HERE. 218 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,924 WHO'S THAT? Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK. OH, YEAH. 219 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,693 YES, YOUNG CHRIS ROCK SHOWED UP. Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK WAS IN THE 220 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,062 HOUSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YEAH. 221 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,030 LOOK AT HIM. HE LOOKS GOOD. Jimmy: HE'S UNBELIEVABLE. 222 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,832 HE STAYS HANDSOME. Jimmy: HE'S UNB-- HE IS VERY, VERY HANDSOME. 223 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,401 BUT EVERYB-- I MEAN-- YEAH, A-- Jimmy:-- EVERYBODY WAS 224 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,203 THERE. I SAW-- -- BUNCH OF COMEDIAN 225 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:12,605 FRIENDS CAME. SO THE MARK TWAIN THING IS-- YOU WANT TO SHOW ANOTHER ONE? 226 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,574 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I DO. YOU FELT IT? 227 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:18,078 YEAH, YEAH, I FELT YOU-- YEARNING TO MOVE ON. Jimmy: ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER. 228 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,814 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU FELT ME GOING OVER THAT. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 229 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,249 Jimmy: NO, I WAS GOING TO SAY, I KNOW CONAN WAS THERE, JUDD APATOW WAS THERE. 230 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,919 YES. Jimmy: SPADE WAS FUNNY. YES. 231 00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,088 Jimmy: BUT THEN, THIS ONE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIND OF A A COOL-- 232 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,056 ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS WAS THERE. Jimmy: YEAH. 233 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:35,228 WOLF BLITZER. WOLF BLITZER AND I, WE WENT TO JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 234 00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464 [ LAUGHTER ] NO, NO. I MET-- I MET-- I MET HIM 235 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,432 THAT NIGHT, MAN. THE BLITZ, I CALL HIM NOW. Jimmy: THE BLITZ. 236 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,801 YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS-- HE WAS-- I WAS HANGING OUT 237 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,204 WITH A WHOLE DIFFERENT TYPE OF PEOPLE. Jimmy: YEAH. 238 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,806 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS GREAT AND ENTERTAINING. 239 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:50,143 YEAH. Jimmy: DO YOU-- YOU'RE A A VERY HUMBLE GUY, THOUGH. 240 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,879 YOU DON'T LIKE ANYONE-- YOU DON'T WANT TO-- I DON'T-- YOU DON'T WANT TO SIT 241 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,081 THERE AND HAVE PEOPLE COMPLIMENT YOU AND SAY YOU'RE GOOD AT THE-- AND BE IN THE 242 00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:58,852 ROOM. YOU LIKE HEARING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN THE ROOM. 243 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:03,156 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. YOU LIKE A FRIEND CALLING YOU UP AND SAYING, "HEY, I WAS 244 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,592 TALKING TO SO AND SO, HE SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU." Jimmy: YEAH. 245 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,595 THAT'S GOOD. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THERE HEARING, LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT I 246 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,197 LIKE ABOUT YOU?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, 247 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,233 BOY." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHO CRUSHED? 248 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,935 YOUR WIFE, JACKIE. MY WIFE WENT ON AND DID A A SPEECH ABOUT ME, EVERYBODY. 249 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,904 Jimmy: YEAH. AND SHE DID-- SHE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 250 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,106 Jimmy: SHE WAS AMAZING. SHE DID GREAT. SHE TALKED FOR, I SAID, FOUR 251 00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:23,543 MINUTES, AND THEN SHE SCREAMED, EIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 252 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,311 Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. YEAH. SHE WAS NICE. 253 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,380 YES. Jimmy: BUT YOU KNOW, THEY HAD A VERY FUNNY VIDEO THEY 254 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,049 SHOWED. NO. WHAT IS THIS? 255 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,184 Jimmy: THIS IS GOOD. NO, THIS IS KENNY SMITH. OH, HE'S COMPLIMENTARY IN 256 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,453 IT? Jimmy: INSIDE THE NBA ANALYST. 257 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,422 HE'S SAYING GOOD THINGS ABOUT MY GAME? Jimmy: OH. 258 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,358 OH, HE SAID AMAZING THINGS. OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. 259 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,428 Jimmy: YEAH, HERE'S HIM TALKING ABOUT YOUR GAME. YAY. 260 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,198 HE'S ONLY A PASSER AT THIS STAGE IN HIS CAREER, WITH BAD COSTUMING AND WHATEVER THAT-- 261 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,702 THAT'S NOT EVEN A COSTUME. OH, HE ACTUALLY IS SUPPOSED TO-- THIS IS A REAL CLIP OF 262 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:53,206 HIM ACTUALLY PLAYING. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A MOVIE SET. WHO WEARS A POLO AND LONG 263 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:57,711 SHORTS? WHO PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH SUNGLASSES ON. 264 00:17:57,711 --> 00:18:00,313 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS, IF YOUR DOG CAN STEAL THE BALL FROM YOU, YOU'RE 265 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,351 IN THE WRONG SPORT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 266 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:08,254 THAT IS RIDICULOUS. Jimmy: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 267 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,424 FIRST OF ALL, I DO LOVE KENNY SMITH. AND HE-- THEY CATCH-- THESE 268 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,894 ARE BAD MOMENTS. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I HAVE SUCH A GREAT GAME, IT'S 269 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,897 INSANE, EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] THE DOG GOT LUCKY AND BIT THE 270 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,800 BALL. NO. I DON'T-- I'M TELLING YOU, I'M 271 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,405 OLDER NOW. I'M 56! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 272 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:28,808 I'M OLD, MAN. Jimmy: NO, YOU'RE ALWAYS YOUNG. 273 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,244 FOREVER YOUNG. WELL, EVERY TIME-- ALL RIGHT, I'LL PRETEND I'M YOUNG. 274 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:35,281 BUT HONESTLY, WHEN I'M ON THE COURT, AND IT'S-- I'M DRIBBLING, AND I SEE OTHER GUYS 275 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,417 ON MY TEAM, I NEVER TAKE THE SHOT, BECAUSE I'M LIKE, "HE'S BETTER THAN ME, HE'S BETTER 276 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:42,255 THAN ME." JUST-- THAT'S WHY I LOOK TO PASS. 277 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,859 THEN WHENEVER I GO, AND SOMEBODY WILL SAY TO ME, "HEY, START SHOOTING MORE." 278 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,528 I'LL BE LIKE, "YEAH, HE'S RIGHT, HE'S RIGHT." SO, THEN I TAKE A SHOT AND 279 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,196 MISS, I GO, "DIDN'T I TELL YOU?" [ LAUGHTER ] 280 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,132 Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YOU GOT TO TRUST YOUR GUT. 281 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:57,804 DID YOU SAY I GOT A GUT! YOU SON OF BITCH! Jimmy: NO, NO, NO. 282 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,508 [ LAUGHTER ] SON OF A BITCH, JIMMY. [ LAUGHTER ] 283 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,277 Jimmy: WHY, WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME. ADAM SANDLER LIVE, YOUR 284 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,647 STAND-UP TOUR. YES. Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I FOLLOW 285 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,016 YOU ON THE SOCIALS AND INSTAGRAM. YES. 286 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,885 Jimmy: IT IS THE MOST AMAZING, MOST FUN THING. IT'S A GREAT TIME. 287 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,088 Jimmy: AND EVEN TO LOOK THE NEXT DAY ON YOUR SOCIALS AND GO, "WHAT HAPPENED?" 288 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,524 YEAH. Jimmy: BECAUSE, YOU HAVE, LIKE, FAMOUS FRIENDS JUST DROP 289 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,359 IN. MY FRIENDS DO COME-- ALL MY-- ALL MY BUDDIES FROM 290 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:23,296 GROWING UP AS A COMEDIAN WHEN I DO THESE CONCERTS-- Jimmy: ROB SCHNEIDER, VERY 291 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,398 FUNNY. SCHNEID MAN COMES ALL THE TIME. 292 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,401 Jimmy: CHRIS ROCK SHOWED UP. KEVIN JAMES, CHRIS ROCK. Jimmy: KEVIN JAMES. 293 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,071 IT WAS JUST-- NEALON, BOBCAT, ALL THESE GUYS COME, AND THEY'RE REALLY 294 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,940 FUN SHOWS. AND THE CROWDS ARE REALLY NICE. Jimmy: BUT DO YOU-- 295 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,176 I'M PLAYING IN PHILLY BY THE WAY, GUYS. I'M PLAYING IN PHILLY. 296 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:39,479 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. Jimmy: BUT YOU STARTED DOING 297 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,948 THESE THEATERS, AND THEN, NOW YOU'RE DOING ARENAS. 298 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,484 I KNOW. IT'S PHENOMENAL. WE'RE HAVING THE BEST TIME. 299 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,588 THE CROWDS ARE HAVING FUN. WE-- I TELL JOKES, I PLAY TUNES, AND IT'S REALLY-- IT'S 300 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:52,225 BEEN A WHOLE NEW PART OF MY LIFE. IT'S FUN. 301 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,594 Jimmy: MORE WITH ADAM SANDLER WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 302 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,629 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ YOU PULL THE DOUGHNUT OFF 303 00:19:56,629 --> 00:20:09,509 THE RIBBON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO, YOUR FRIEND CAN EXAMINE 304 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,111 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO, YOUR FRIEND CAN EXAMINE THE DOUGHNUT, TOTALLY LEGIT, 305 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:23,590 NAPKIN, WHICH HAS NOTHING UNUSUAL ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER. [ APPLAUSE ] 306 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,529 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! WE ARE HERE WITH ADAM SANDLER! 307 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:35,435 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] LET'S TALK "MURDER MYSTERY 2," 'CAUSE I THINK THIS IS GOING TO 308 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,470 BE GIANT, BUD. THANK YOU. Jimmy: YOU AND 309 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,539 JENNIFER ANISTON. YES. Jimmy: THE FIRST ONE WAS 310 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,875 LIKE THE BIGGEST-- I THINK IT WAS NUMBER-- MOST POPULAR THING ON NETFLIX. 311 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,978 OF THAT YEAR IT WAS. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 312 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,946 Jimmy: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 313 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,848 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: JUST TO SAY THAT, IS CRAZY. 314 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,884 THAT FEELS GOOD. Jimmy: WE LOVE JENNIFER ANISTON. 315 00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,353 YOU GUYS-- GREAT YOUNG LADY. Jimmy:-- HAVE A GREAT 316 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,555 CHEMISTRY. LOVE HER VERY MUCH. I'VE KNOWN JENNIFER SINCE WE 317 00:20:55,555 --> 00:21:00,794 WERE VERY YOUNG. I WAS 22, SHE WAS 20. I MET HER AT A DELICATESSEN. 318 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,730 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SHE WAS WITH-- SHE WAS WITH A A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 319 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,100 THEY WERE HANGING OUT. I SAT DOWN. SHE HAD EGGS. 320 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:12,072 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I WAS-- I WAS EATING FRENCH TOAST, WITH-- 321 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,940 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD MEMORY. 322 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:16,109 WELL, I REMEMBER EVERYTHING, YES. I HAD-- I HAD CHOCOLATE MILK 323 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:20,180 THAT MORNING. Jimmy: OH, WHAT DID-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 324 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,615 IN A CRAZY STRAW. Jimmy: HOLY MOLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS. 325 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:29,089 I DIDN'T FINISH IT. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I CAN'T-- CAN'T 326 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:30,857 BELIEVE YOU REMEMBER ALL THESE DETAILS. I BLEW BUBBLES. 327 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,593 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE 328 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:39,299 SEQUEL. YOU GUYS ARE NOW A DETECTIVE AGENCY. 329 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:42,402 YES. Jimmy: YOU ACTUALLY-- WE'RE A MARRIED COUPLE. 330 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,571 WE HAVE-- WE COULD-- LAST MOVIE WE DID PRETTY WELL, AND WE FIGURED OUT SOME CRIMES, 331 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,940 RIGHT? SOME MOIDERS. AND-- 332 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,110 [ LAUGHTER ] WE FIGURED OUT WHO MOIDALIZED EVERYBODY. 333 00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:52,278 Jimmy: YEAH. "YOU MOIDERED ME." Jimmy: YEAH. 334 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,849 AND THEN-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND THEN THIS MOVIE, JENNIFER 335 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,884 QUIT HER JOB AS A-- SHE WORKED AT A HAIR SALON. I-- I QUIT MY JOB AS A COP, 336 00:21:57,884 --> 00:22:03,390 AND WE BECOME DETECTIVES TOGETHER. IT'S NOT GOING WELL. 337 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:07,727 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH. WE ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. 338 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,562 THEN THE MAHARAJAH FROM THE FIRST MOVIE-- Jimmy: YEAH. 339 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,898 - INVITES US TO HIS WEDDING, AND TURNS OUT THE MAHARAJAH GETS KIDNAPPED, CAN 340 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:16,269 YOU BELIEVE IT? [ LAUGHTER ] SO GUESS WHAT? 341 00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:21,808 JENNIFER AND I TRY TO SOLVE WHO DID IT. Jimmy: OH! 342 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:26,613 YEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S BIGGER-- 343 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:28,915 YEAH. Jimmy:-- IT'S ACTION-PACKED. 344 00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,750 IT IS, IT IS. Jimmy: IT IS GLOBAL. THIS ONE IS MASSIVE. 345 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,086 DUDE-- YES? Jimmy: EIFFEL TOWER THING? 346 00:22:33,086 --> 00:22:38,625 AM I SPOILING SOMETHING? YES-- NO, JENNIFER FALLS OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN IT. 347 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,627 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH I-- IT'S-- BUT IT'S-- 348 00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,729 YEAH. Jimmy: I READ SOMEWHERE, LIKE, THEY'VE NEVER EVEN DONE A 349 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,497 A SCENE ON THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER-- OH, YEAH. 350 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,499 Jimmy:-- IN THE HISTORY OF FILM. IT WAS VERY COOL. 351 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,935 THEY DID IT LIKE 2:00 IN THE MORNING, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU GO TO PARIS, YOU GO TO SEE THE EIFFEL 352 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:51,905 TOWER. Jimmy: OF COURSE. SO THEY WERE LIKE, "YOU CAN 353 00:22:51,905 --> 00:22:55,375 SHOOT THERE, BUT DO IT AT LIKE 2:00 IN THE MORNING," SO WE'RE NOT RUINING EVERYBODY'S TIME, 354 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,877 YEAH. Jimmy: THEY COME TO PARIS, YEAH. 355 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,514 YEAH, SO WE SHOT AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING, AND JENNIFER'S STUNT GIRL KELLY, SHE WENT OUT 356 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:05,652 THERE AND SWUNG ON A ROPE. IT WAS REALLY COOL. Jimmy: FROM THE TOP OF 357 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:09,122 THE-- IT'S SO GREAT. YEAH. Jimmy: AND IT'S COOL TO 358 00:23:09,122 --> 00:23:12,292 WATCH. YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: SOMEONE'S LIKE-- 359 00:23:12,292 --> 00:23:16,062 YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 360 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,733 Jimmy: IT'S GREAT. SCARY, SCARY. Jimmy: THE MOVIE'S 361 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,935 FANTASTIC. I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S ADAM SANDLER IN "MURDER 362 00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:23,536 MYSTERY 2." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. THANK YOU, JIMMY. 363 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,805 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COLONEL? WHAT'S HIS MOTIVE? WELL, MAYBE HE JUST IS SICK 364 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,074 OF WORKING FOR RICH PEOPLE, 'CAUSE YOU GUYS SUCK. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 365 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,076 OR MAYBE THE COLONEL NEEDED ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD HIMSELF A BIONIC ARM. 366 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:36,883 I LOOKED INTO IT. THEY'RE NOT VERY EXPENSIVE. [ LAUGHTER ] 367 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:40,153 HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKING? 20, 30k. THAT'S IT? 368 00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:43,656 GEEZ, MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LOSE 369 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,759 AN ARM FOR THAT. WELL, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT FOR THE ARM. 370 00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:50,363 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: COME ON! YOU KNOW WHAT I-- 371 00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:52,766 Jimmy: THAT'S A STUD. HANDSOME BASTARD. Jimmy: THAT STUD IS A 372 00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,768 A HANDSOME MAN. ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING MEN IN AMERICA. 373 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,770 Jimmy: ADAM SANDLER, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 374 00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:59,105 "MURDER MYSTERY 2" PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. 375 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:03,176 LOOK AT-- STANDING O, THEY LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU GUYS. 376 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:05,045 Jimmy: STANDING OVATION. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 377 00:24:05,045 --> 00:24:36,409 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 378 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:39,913 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED ACTOR, WHO YOU CAN SEE IN THE 379 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:44,851 NEW MOVIE, "RENFIELD," WHICH IS IN THEATERS APRIL 14th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME 380 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:45,852 IN THEATERS APRIL 14th. EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME NICHOLAS HOULT! 381 00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,866 Jimmy: OH, NICHOLAS HOULT, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YEAH! 382 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:04,304 WELCOME! WELCOME TO THE SHOW! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK 383 00:25:04,304 --> 00:25:05,772 YOU. Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 384 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:08,441 THANK YOU-- Jimmy: NICHOLAS HOULT IS-- THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 385 00:25:08,441 --> 00:25:10,543 Jimmy: IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS. 386 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:14,481 I'VE-- I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU, "THE MENU," WELL, YOU WERE SO FANTASTIC IN THAT MOVIE. 387 00:25:14,481 --> 00:25:17,450 HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Jimmy: I LOVED IT. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MOVIE, 388 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:20,754 CHECK THIS OUT. YEAH, IT'S GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 389 00:25:20,754 --> 00:25:23,056 Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT GOING INTO IT. 390 00:25:23,056 --> 00:25:26,326 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS PEOPLE EATING AT A FANCY RESTAURANT OR SOMETHING. 391 00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:29,729 RIGHT-- IT IS KIND OF ABOUT THAT, LIKE THE WORST GUESTS POSSIBLE AT A FANCY RESTAURANT 392 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:33,433 AND EVERYTHING-- Jimmy: YES.-- THAT'S WRONG WITH THEM. 393 00:25:33,433 --> 00:25:35,935 Jimmy: YES. AND I WAS ONE OF THE TERRIBLE GUESTS. 394 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,771 Jimmy: BUT, GOSH, YOU MADE ME LAUGH. IT'S VERY FUNNY, BY THE WAY, I 395 00:25:37,771 --> 00:25:40,106 SHOULD MENTION TOO. IT IS FUNNY. A VERY TWISTED DARK COMEDY. 396 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:42,642 Jimmy: YEAH, BUT GOSH YOU MADE ME LAUGH WHEN YOU STARTED-- IT REMINDED ME A 397 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,944 A LITTLE BIT OF ME BECAUSE I-- I WATCHED IT WITH MY WIFE AND I LOVE THOSE SHOWS LIKE "CHEF'S 398 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:47,947 TABLE," ALL THAT STUFF-- ME TOO, YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEY'RE LIKE-- 399 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:52,252 LIKE THIS-- THIS-- YOU KNOW-- SCALLOP WAS FOUND-- AND I'M LIKE, "OH, IT'S JUST 400 00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:57,357 BEAUTIFUL." AND YOUR CHAR-- AND MY WIFE'S LIKE, "IT'S A SCALLOP." 401 00:25:57,357 --> 00:26:00,660 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: OR, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 402 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:04,297 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I ALWAYS FREAK OUT. OH, MY GOD, YOU KNOW, I LOVE 403 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:07,133 THOSE SHOWS. AND YOUR CHARACTER AT ONE POINT STARTS CRYING WHEN HE SEES-- 404 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,302 HE DOES. HE GETS-- HE GETS MISTY-EYED. HE GETS EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. 405 00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:12,205 Jimmy: HE GETS MISTY-EYED AND EMOTIONAL ABOUT THE-- IT'S SO FUNNY. 406 00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:15,041 YEAH. Jimmy: AND THEN IT GETS-- IT GETS NUTS, BUT MAN, YOU WERE 407 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:17,711 FANTASTIC IN THAT. HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. 408 00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:20,313 Jimmy: I HAVE A PICTURE OF ONE SCENE FROM THE MOVIE. [ LAUGHTER ] 409 00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:23,049 THIS-- SO THIS-- THIS IS ONE OF MY-- Jimmy: SO IT IS FUNNY. 410 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:24,784 I'M TELLING YOU IT IS A COMEDY, BUT-- THIS-- THIS IS ONE OF MY 411 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,920 PROUDEST MOMENTS BECAUSE THIS IMAGE HAS KIND OF BECOME A A MEME, AND I NEVER EXPECTED TO 412 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:31,558 BECOME A MEME FOR THIS-- Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. BUT ALSO IT'S KIND OF 413 00:26:31,558 --> 00:26:34,060 RIDICULOUS BECAUSE THIS IS A A MOMENT WHEN I'D BEEN FORCED TO COOK IN THE FILM AND MY-- 414 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:36,162 MY CHARACTER WHO THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT COOKING HAS BEEN FORCED TO COOK, AND 415 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:39,799 HE'S TERRIBLE AT IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] TRULY TERRIBLE. 416 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,569 Jimmy: YEAH. SO THIS HAS BECOME A MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT 417 00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:45,438 THINGS. [ LAUGHTER ] WHICH I NEVER-- 418 00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:48,308 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU. IT DOES-- I'M THE FACE OF 419 00:26:48,308 --> 00:26:51,177 LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S BAD AT SOMETHING-- Jimmy: NO! 420 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,980 NOT AT ALL, NOT AT ALL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? BUT ALSO I'M PRETTY PROUD OF 421 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,082 IT, SO-- Jimmy: HE'S WHISPERING SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR. 422 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,785 DO WE-- WE NEVER HEAR WHAT HE'S WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR. DOES THAT-- 423 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,621 NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T-- IT WASN'T SCRIPTED WHAT HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR. 424 00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:04,724 AND RAFE IS FANTASTIC. HE'S-- Jimmy: ONE OF THE GREATEST. 425 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,827 HE WAS PHENOMENAL IN THIS AS WELL. YEAH, AND HE-- AND HE 426 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:11,831 WOULD-- HE WOULD DELIVER DIFFERENT THINGS-- Jimmy: TO GET DIFFERENT 427 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,933 EMOTIONS?-- EACH TIME. FOR DIFFERENT THINGS-- 428 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,036 Jimmy: WONDER WHAT WHISPERS TO GET THIS SCARED-- LOOK AT THAT. 429 00:27:16,036 --> 00:27:18,204 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU ARE A GREAT ACTOR, BUD. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW-- 430 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:22,509 Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] 431 00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:24,377 I WANT-- I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS BY THE WAY. I-- I FOLLOW YOU ON THE 432 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:27,047 SOCIALS, ON TWITTER. OH. Jimmy: AND I LOOKED AT YOUR 433 00:27:27,047 --> 00:27:32,085 TWITTER BIO, OKAY? BY THE WAY-- LIKE 15 YEARS OLD. 434 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:34,354 Jimmy: YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] SHOULD PROBABLY UPDATE THAT. 435 00:27:34,354 --> 00:27:39,092 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. BUT THIS ONE HERE SAYS, "MARBLE EGG ENTHUSIAST," WHICH-- 436 00:27:39,092 --> 00:27:41,361 YEAH. Jimmy: NO-- IS THAT ASSUMING LIKE MARBLES? 437 00:27:41,361 --> 00:27:43,663 IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE MARBLE THE STONE. 438 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,532 Jimmy: OH. BUT JUST EGGS. [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:48,201 THEY'RE NOT INTERESTING. I THINK WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE MAYBE 440 00:27:48,201 --> 00:27:51,371 HATCHED DRAGONS OR SOMETHING SO I LIKED THEM. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 441 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:53,606 AND I HAD A LITTLE COLLECTION-- AW, THANK YOU, YEAH. 442 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:56,242 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: SO YOU REALLY MEAN MARBLE EGGS? 443 00:27:56,242 --> 00:27:58,345 JUST-- THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING AND I JUST GET THEM OUT AS A KID AND HOLD THEM AND 444 00:27:58,345 --> 00:28:00,480 THEN I PUT THEM BACK AWAY AND KEEP THEM SAFE. [ LAUGHTER ] 445 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,783 THAT'S LIKE-- Jimmy: MAYBE THEY WERE DRAGON EGGS. 446 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:10,056 WE-- WE DON'T KNOW. LIKE GOLLUM WITH LIKE MY LITTLE MARBLE EGGS. 447 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,926 Jimmy: YES, EXACTLY. "GAME OF THRONES." VERY ODD. 448 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:15,528 Jimmy: WHOA, WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MEANT MARBLE EGGS. I SHOULDN'T PUT IT IN MY 449 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,664 BIO-- Jimmy: NO, I LIKE THAT A A LOT. 450 00:28:17,664 --> 00:28:19,733 NEXT TIME, WE SHOULD HAVE MARBLE EGGS, I MEAN LOOK AT THEM. 451 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:21,901 PLEASE, YEAH. Jimmy: BUT THEN THE FIRST THING THAT REALLY MADE ME 452 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:23,770 LAUGH, "BERKSHIRE COUNTY ATHLETICS 2005 DISCUS BRONZE MEDALIST." 453 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,638 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 454 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:27,307 SO-- YOU'RE IN THE PRESCENCE OF GREATNESS. 455 00:28:27,307 --> 00:28:32,712 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WINNING THE-- THAT WAS NICE. 456 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:35,682 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU WIN THE BRONZE MEDAL THERE? I-- I KNOW, SURPRISINGLY I 457 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:40,153 DIDN'T GET THE GOLD. IT-- THE WEIRD THING WAS, IT WAS ONLY THE SECOND TIME I 458 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,956 THINK I'D EVER REALLY THROWN A A DISCUS AS WELL. I DID IT ONCE IN PE, AND THEN 459 00:28:42,956 --> 00:28:46,693 THEY WERE LIKE, "OH, YOU THREW IT KIND OF OKAY, DO YOU WANT TO DO-- DO YOU WANT TO DO 460 00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:49,362 COUNTY." AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, ALL RIGHT." 461 00:28:49,362 --> 00:28:53,867 AND I NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO DO LIKE THE SPINNING PROPER THROW. 462 00:28:53,867 --> 00:28:56,069 Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SPIN IT? I-- I JUST STOOD THERE AND 463 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,905 WENT, "UH," AND THAT WAS IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT THEN THE PEOPLE THAT WERE 464 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,007 THERE, THERE WERE ACTUALLY GREAT DISCUS THROWERS, WHO OBVIOUSLY THAT WAS LIKE THEIR 465 00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:03,877 SKILL-- THEY KEPT-- YOU KNOW, IF YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT OF THE 466 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:07,647 CIRCLE YOU FOUL OUT AND IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A-- Jimmy: DISQUALIFIED. 467 00:29:07,647 --> 00:29:09,816 THEY KEPT ON GETTING DISQUALIFIED SO IT WAS KIND OF BY DEFAULT-- 468 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:12,652 [ LAUGHTER ] I ENDED UP GETTING A BRONZE MEDAL. 469 00:29:12,652 --> 00:29:15,522 Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING-- THAT'S A WINNER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 470 00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:18,525 I'VE STILL GOT THE MEDAL AND I-- AND I-- Jimmy: SEE, NEVER GIVE UP! 471 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:22,195 NEVER GIVE UP. THAT'S THE POINT THERE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 472 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:25,098 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE, "RENFIELD." THIS AGAIN IS A COMEDY. 473 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:29,269 YES. Jimmy: DARK COMEDY. UH, YEAH, IT'S A COMEDY 474 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,871 ABOUT-- Jimmy: HORROR, KIND OF-- -- KIND OF THIS TOXIC 475 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,873 RELATIONSHIP, THIS NARCISSISTIC BOSS, DRACULA. KIND OF THE WORST BOSS YOU 476 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:37,310 COULD IMAGINE. Jimmy: YEAH! PLAYED BY NICOLAS CAGE-- 477 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:40,714 Jimmy: NICOLAS CAGE AS DRACULA, COME ON, BUD. YEAH, YEAH. 478 00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:43,116 IT'S AMAZING. Jimmy: HE'S THE BEST! I DON'T THINK MY CAREER WILL 479 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:47,053 EVER GET BETTER THAN LIKE BEING IN A SCENE-- Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS. 480 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,089 - WITH THE ICONIC NICOLAS CAGE PLAYING, YOU KNOW, DRACULA. 481 00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:54,928 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S JUST LIKE-- AND HE'S HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND 482 00:29:54,928 --> 00:29:57,831 HE'S BRILLIANT IN THE MOVIE, SO IT WAS-- IT WAS AMAZING TO SHOOT IT. 483 00:29:57,831 --> 00:30:00,667 AND IT'S AN ACTION COMEDY ABOUT MY CHARACTER KIND OF FINDING THIS SUPPORT GROUP AND THIS 484 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:05,205 NETWORK TO TRY AND-- TRY AND BELIEVE IN HIMSELF AND ESCAPE THIS BOSS WHO-- WHO HAS HIM, 485 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:10,677 YOU KNOW, KILLING PEOPLE TO FEED HIS BLOOD LUST. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH. 486 00:30:10,677 --> 00:30:13,980 [ LAUGHTER ] WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THAT. YES, OF COURSE. 487 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,249 YOUR TYPICAL STORY. Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTER GETS SPECIAL POWERS. 488 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:19,285 NOT BY EATING PEOPLE'S BLOOD, THOUGH. NO. 489 00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:23,790 Jimmy: YOU EAT INSECTS. YES. Jimmy: BUGS. 490 00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:26,092 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S KIND OF A CLASSIC THING FROM THE, YOU KNOW, THE 491 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:28,461 BRAM STOKER NOVEL, RENFIELD CONSUMES LIFE AND FOR OUR STORY IT'S BEEN UPDATED AS A HUNDRED 492 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:34,067 YEARS ON AND RENFIELD KIND OF GETS SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES, I GUESS, FROM EATING BUGS. 493 00:30:34,067 --> 00:30:36,903 SO THERE WAS A FAIR AMOUNT OF BUG EATING. Jimmy: YEAH. 494 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:40,040 [ LAUGHTER ] IT WAS-- IT'S A SILLY QUESTION FOR ME TO ASK BECAUSE I 495 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,276 SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS EARLIER. I SAID, "DID YOU EAT REAL BUGS 496 00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:47,814 ON SET?" YES, YES. Jimmy: AND YOU SAID YOU DID. 497 00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:50,283 I DID. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, I ATE-- WELL IT DEPENDS-- 498 00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:53,453 THE PROPS DEPARTMENT WERE INCREDIBLE AND THEY DID BUILD LIKE THE COCKROACHES. 499 00:30:53,453 --> 00:30:56,523 WE HAD LIKE CARAMEL ONES THAT LOOKED VERY AUTHENTIC, SO THEY WERE YUMMY. 500 00:30:56,523 --> 00:31:02,362 FOR THE WORMS, IT WAS LIKE GUMMY-- GUMMY WORMS IN LIKE CRUSHED UP OREOS TO LOOK LIKE 501 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:04,931 EARTH. SO AGAIN, VERY YUMMY. THE ONE BAD ONE WAS POTATO 502 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:09,536 BUGS. POTATO BUGS, THEY WERE REAL AND THEY WERE DISGUSTING. 503 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:13,640 [ AUDIENCE GROANS ] THAT WAS NOT A NICE FLAVOR. BUT I HAVE BROUGHT SOME 504 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,309 ALONG-- SOME-- SOME OF THE YUMMIER ONES FOR YOU TO TRY, IF YOU FANCY. 505 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:21,781 THESE ARE CRICKETS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CRICKETS. 506 00:31:21,781 --> 00:31:25,985 Jimmy: I-- I-- BRING THEM OUT, BRING THEM OUT. 507 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:29,089 SO THESE ARE LIKE-- THESE ARE DRIED AND THEY'RE FLAVORED. THEY'RE-- VOILA. 508 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:31,124 THESE ARE-- WE'VE GOT SALT AND VINEGAR-- [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 509 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,226 - AND CHEESE AND BACON, I THINK ARE THE DIFFERENT FLAVORS. 510 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:35,462 Jimmy: THIS IS-- THIS-- I-- I-- I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT I WILL. 511 00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,597 YOU KNOW WHAT THE-- NOW-- I THOUGHT MY BUG EATING DAYS WERE OVER, BUT NOW LIKE DOING 512 00:31:37,597 --> 00:31:40,834 THE PRESS TOUR. Jimmy: YOU'VE EATEN MORE BUGS THAN YOU HAVE IN THE 513 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:42,535 MOVIE? EVERYONE'S LIKE, "EAT ANOTHER BUG." 514 00:31:42,535 --> 00:31:47,107 SO HERE-- Jimmy: "EAT ANOTHER BUG!" SO HERE I AM-- I'LL DO IT. 515 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:53,913 YOU KNOW WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THEY'RE NOT THE BEST I'VE EVER 516 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,915 HAD, I'M GOING TO SAY. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT WHAT IS THAT? 517 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:57,917 WAS THAT THE SALT AND VINEGAR OR IS THAT-- DOESN'T MATTER, RIGHT? 518 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,653 I THINK THAT WAS-- I THINK THAT WAS THE CHEESE AND BACON. Jimmy: DOES IT MATTER AT 519 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:03,957 THIS POINT? WE'RE EATING CRICKETS. THAT'S-- THAT'S A WING ON 520 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:08,461 YOUR DESK. Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. [ LAUGHTER ] 521 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:11,398 SORRY. Jimmy: THIS IS SO, DUDE-- YOU CAN DO IT. 522 00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:13,867 Jimmy: I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT IN THIS MOVIE. JUST SHOOT THE WHOLE THING. 523 00:32:13,867 --> 00:32:15,802 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, OH, MY GOD. 524 00:32:15,802 --> 00:32:19,072 ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE QUITE BITTER. THEY GET STUCK IN THERE. 525 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:22,509 Jimmy: THE LEG JUST CAME OFF. [ AUDIENCE OOHS ] 526 00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:33,219 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT'S GOOD. 527 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:40,827 HOW DO YOU FEEL? [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NO, NO, NO. 528 00:32:40,827 --> 00:32:43,496 IT'S INTERESTING. IT'S NOT THAT BAD, BUT I WOULDN'T CHOSE-- 529 00:32:43,496 --> 00:32:46,366 IT'S THE THOUGHT OF IT THAT'S WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL-- Jimmy: YEAH, THEY TASTE LIKE 530 00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:50,103 VEGGIE STICKS. [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, YOU KNOW-- ME AND 531 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:55,208 NIC CAGE WERE SAYING YESTERDAY WHEN WE WERE DOING PRESS, WE WERE LIKE, "AW, YOU KNOW WHAT? 532 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,610 LIKE, I MEAN, IF WE GOT OVER OUR FEAR OF EATING INSECTS REALLY IT'S LIKE GREAT PROTEIN, 533 00:32:57,610 --> 00:33:00,146 LOW FAT." LIKE IT WOULD-- Jimmy: IT'S ACTUALLY NOT 534 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,815 BAD.-- SOLVE WORLD HUNGER IN MANY WAYS. 535 00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,351 SO IT'S LIKE-- Jimmy: EAT IT QUICKLY.-- WE WERE THINKING THAT 536 00:33:04,351 --> 00:33:06,619 MAYBE WE WOULD START UP A BRAND OF THE TWO NICK'S INSECT EMPORIUM AND START LIKE SELLING 537 00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:11,291 DRIED INSECTS. SO YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S GET 538 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,460 WORKING ON THAT, YEAH. OF COURSE. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP. 539 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:15,795 HERE'S NICHOLAS HOULT IN "RENFIELD." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 540 00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:21,468 I WORK FOR DRACULA. WHAT? DRACULA. 541 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:27,073 DRACULA? DRACULA. COUNT DRACULA? 542 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:31,778 NO, NO, PRESIDENT DRACULA. YES-- YES, SORRY, COUNT DRACULA. 543 00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:36,282 I'M-- I'M HIS FAMILIAR. I-- YOU KNOW TEND TO HIS NEEDS INCLUDING CARE, FEEDING, YOU 544 00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:41,755 KNOW, ANYTHING-- ESPECIALLY DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS. LIKE YOU GET DRACULA PEOPLE 545 00:33:41,755 --> 00:33:46,826 TO EAT? I DO OTHER STUFF TOO. LIKE WHAT? 546 00:33:46,826 --> 00:33:50,196 WASH HIS CAPE? NO. IT'S DRY CLEAN ONLY. 547 00:33:50,196 --> 00:33:53,133 Jimmy: YEAH-- THERE YOU GO. NICHOLAS HOULT. "RENFIELD" IS IN THEATERS APRIL 548 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:57,470 14th. WE HAVE MAGIC FROM PENN AND TELLER AFTER THE BREAK. 549 00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:23,363 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 550 00:34:23,363 --> 00:34:27,600 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE WORLD-FAMOUS MAGICIANS AND THE LONGEST-RUNNING HEADLINERS IN 551 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,570 LAS VEGAS HISTORY. [ DRUMROLL ] HISTORY. 552 00:34:30,570 --> 00:34:34,107 Jimmy: HISTORY. THEIR CW SHOW, "PENN & TELLER: 553 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:37,711 FOOL US," AIRS FRIDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00 P.M. PLEASE WELCOME, PENN & TELLER! 554 00:34:41,081 --> 00:34:45,118 ♪ I'VE GOTTA SAY, I'M SO GLAD YOU SAID THE LONGEST-RUNNING 555 00:34:45,118 --> 00:34:48,521 SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF LAS VEGAS. Jimmy: IN THE HISTORY OF 556 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,590 LAS-- [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] THAT WAY, WE'RE COMPETING 557 00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:53,827 WITH SINATRA AND ELVIS AND WINNING. Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 558 00:34:53,827 --> 00:34:56,429 WE'VE RUN LONGER THAN ANYONE EVER IN LAS VEGAS. Jimmy: YOU WERE AT THE RIO, 559 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,964 RIGHT? YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: FOR OVER-- OVER 560 00:34:57,964 --> 00:35:00,033 20 YEARS. OVER 20 YEARS, HEADLINERS ALL THE TIME. 561 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,502 YEP. Jimmy: THAT'S UN-- IN THE CONVENIENTLY NAMED PENN 562 00:35:02,502 --> 00:35:04,437 AND TELLER THEATER. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WOW, THAT'S-- WELL 563 00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:06,840 DESERVED, BUDDY. [ APPLAUSE ] WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF 564 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,042 THAT? Jimmy: SINCE WE'VE HAD YOU ON, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE. 565 00:35:09,042 --> 00:35:12,045 YOU WERE EVEN THERE BEFORE, BY THE WAY, IN VEGAS. YEAH. 566 00:35:12,045 --> 00:35:15,048 Jimmy: YOU WERE THERE FOR TEN YEARS BEFORE THAT. YEAH, YEAH. 567 00:35:15,048 --> 00:35:17,050 THERE'S BEEN-- WE'VE BEEN THERE FOR 30 YEARS. Jimmy: ANOTHER REC-- 568 00:35:17,050 --> 00:35:19,819 ANOTHER RECORD-BREAKING THING, YOUR CW SHOW, "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US," WAS JUST RENEWED FOR 569 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:22,455 A TENTH SEASON-- MAKING IT THE LONGEST-RUNNING MAGIC SHOW IN TV HISTORY. 570 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:27,193 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THERE YOU GO, THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: HISTORY, YET AGAIN. 571 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:29,662 HISTORY. HISTORY. Jimmy: LAS VEGAS HISTORY, TV 572 00:35:29,662 --> 00:35:31,297 HISTORY. SORRY, I REALLY PUT SOME OOMPH IN THERE. 573 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,433 BUT THAT-- THE DOWNSIDE OF THAT MEANS THAT WE HAVE WRITTEN, LIKE, I THINK 574 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:38,238 150 MAGIC TRICKS TO CLOSE "FOOL US." WE'VE WRITTEN A LOT OF MAGIC. 575 00:35:38,238 --> 00:35:41,408 Jimmy: DO PEOPLE COME UP TO YOU ALL THE TIME AND WANT TO SHOW YOU TRICKS? 576 00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:44,411 WELL, YEAH-- WELL, THAT'S HOW "FOOL US" STARTED. YOU KNOW. 577 00:35:44,411 --> 00:35:47,080 Jimmy: YEAH. VEGAS IS THE MAGIC CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 578 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,215 MAGICIANS WOULD COME TO VEGAS, COME TO OUR SHOW, THEY'D GO BACKSTAGE AND SAY, "HEY, HAVE 579 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:54,154 YOU SEEN THIS." AND THEY WOULD JUST LOOK AT TELLER, AND IF HE KIND OF WENT, 580 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:58,458 "OH," THEY'D GO, "OH, GREAT, WE FOOLED HIM." AND IF WE WENT, "NICE IDEA," 581 00:35:58,458 --> 00:36:02,362 THEY WOULD GO, "NO, NO." SO, WE KIND OF LIKED THAT BACKSTAGE THING, AND THAT'S 582 00:36:02,362 --> 00:36:04,798 WHAT "FOOL US" GREW OUT OF. Jimmy: YEAH, AND THEN, HOW DO YOU-- BUT THEN HOW DO YOU 583 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:08,301 KEEP COMING UP WITH NEW TRICKS? ONCE YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL, YOU GO, "OH." 584 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:10,737 WHAT WE'VE BEEN-- WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING LATELY, IS WE'LL GO AND TAKE REALLY OLD 585 00:36:10,737 --> 00:36:13,106 TRICKS, LIKE WICKED OLD, LIKE PUBLIC DOMAIN, AND THEN WORKING WITH THOSE UNTIL THEY TURN INTO 586 00:36:13,106 --> 00:36:18,645 SOMETHING WE THINK IS JUST-- WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU, TONIGHT, THE TRICK WE STARTED WITH. 587 00:36:18,645 --> 00:36:22,949 WE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT, THEN WE'LL SHOW YOU THE TRICK WE ENDED UP WITH, OKAY. 588 00:36:22,949 --> 00:36:26,086 Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 589 00:36:26,086 --> 00:36:28,822 SO, THE TRICK WE STARTED WITH IS A TRICK CALLED THE DOUGHNUT ON THE RIBBON TRICK, 590 00:36:28,822 --> 00:36:32,592 WHICH IS A RATHER PROSAIC NAME, BUT I DIDN'T NAME IT. YOU HAVE YOUR FRIEND, JUST-- 591 00:36:32,592 --> 00:36:39,065 YOU COME OVER HERE. JUST THREAD A DOUGHNUT ON TO A A RIBBON, OKAY. 592 00:36:39,065 --> 00:36:43,636 Jimmy: OKAY. THEN YOU HAVE THEM HOLD BOTH ENDS. 593 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:50,677 YOU CAN HOLD BOTH ENDS. HOLD THE RIBBON WHERE I AM. Jimmy: YEAH. 594 00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:52,445 AND THEN HOLD IT OVER HERE, RIGHT. THEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW 595 00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,481 DOUGHNUTS HAVE INTEGRITY, NOT JUST ETHICALLY AND MORALLY, BUT ALSO STRUCTURALLY. 596 00:36:54,481 --> 00:36:56,549 Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE. SO YOU CAN'T GET THE DOUGHNUT OFF THERE WHEN YOU'RE 597 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,518 HOLDING BOTH ENDS. THEN YOU JUST PUT A NAPKIN OVER IT, LIKE THIS. 598 00:36:58,518 --> 00:37:01,221 Jimmy: UH-HUH. AND THEN, LO AND BEHOLD, MAGICALLY, YOU PULL THE 599 00:37:01,221 --> 00:37:04,758 DOUGHNUT OFF THE RIBBON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] AND SO YOUR FRIEND CAN EXAMINE 600 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:07,027 THE DOUGHNUT, TOTALLY LEGIT, IT'S RIGHTEOUS. THEY CAN EXAMINE THE RIBBON, 601 00:37:07,027 --> 00:37:09,696 WHICH IS TOTALLY LEGIT, RIGHTEOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] 602 00:37:09,696 --> 00:37:13,299 NOTHING FISHY ABOUT THE PROPS. AND THEY CAN ALSO EXAMINE THE NAPKIN, WHICH HAS NOTHING 603 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:19,472 UNUSUAL ABOUT IT WHATSOEVER. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: OH, WOW. 604 00:37:19,472 --> 00:37:22,242 NOW, YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT AT HOME. AND, IF YOU WANT TO, IT'S 605 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:26,179 REALLY SIMPLE. WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU THE TRICK. 606 00:37:26,179 --> 00:37:29,249 Jimmy: OKAY. THERE'S NO MAGIC MOVES AT ALL. 607 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:32,585 FIRST PART, TOTALLY LEGIT. YOU JUST THREAD THE DOUGHNUT ON TO THE RIBBON, OKAY. 608 00:37:32,585 --> 00:37:35,221 AND THEN YOU HOLD BOTH ENDS JUST LIKE YOU DID BEFORE. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 609 00:37:35,221 --> 00:37:37,590 NOW, WATCH THIS. NO MAGIC MOVES, NOTHING. WHILE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 610 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,959 INTEGRITY, YOU COP A DUPE. SO, YOU HAVE A DUPLICATE DOUGHNUT OVER HERE. 611 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:45,498 IT'S UNDER THE NAPKIN. NO MAGIC MOVES. Jimmy: OKAY. 612 00:37:45,498 --> 00:37:48,234 THEN YOU COME OVER HERE. AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE UNDER THE NAPKIN-- WE SHOWED YOU ALL THE 613 00:37:48,234 --> 00:37:50,070 NAPKIN-- JUST RIP IT APART, AND YOU HAND THEM THE DUPLICATE. 614 00:37:50,070 --> 00:37:52,906 Jimmy: OKAY. AND THEN WHILE THEY'RE EXAMINING THIS, YOU JUST EAT 615 00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:58,078 THE EVIDENCE. SO, YOU END UP TOTALLY CLEAN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 616 00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:00,547 SO, WE LOOKED AT THIS TRICK, AND WE THOUGHT, "WHAT COULD WE DO TO MAKE THIS A NEW TRICK?" 617 00:38:00,547 --> 00:38:02,582 AND WE THOUGHT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS, IS THE SHAPE OF THE DOUGHNUT. 618 00:38:02,582 --> 00:38:11,524 SO, WHAT ELSE HAS THAT SHAPE? AND THE ANSWER COMES BACK, HOW ABOUT AN INNER TUBE. 619 00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:15,862 ESSENTIALLY THE SAME SHAPE AS A A DOUGHNUT, ALSO HAS THE INTEGRITY. 620 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:18,264 OKAY. NOW WE'LL HAVE NATHAN SANTUCCI COME OUT HERE, AND WE'RE GOING 621 00:38:18,264 --> 00:38:23,036 TO THREAD THE INNER TUBE ON TO A ROPE. Jimmy: YEP. 622 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:27,374 NOW, JUST-- YOU CAN GRAB THAT SIDE OVER THERE THAT-- THAT NATHAN HAS. 623 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:30,076 OKAY. IT'S THE SAME TRICK, RIGHT? YOU GOT ONE END. 624 00:38:30,076 --> 00:38:32,846 Jimmy: I FEEL BAD FOR TELLER, BUT, YEAH. I GOT THE OTHER END, RIGHT? 625 00:38:32,846 --> 00:38:35,048 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN WE GOT AN INNERTUBE ON THERE. 626 00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:38,051 THE AUDIENCE UNDERSTANDS EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? Jimmy: YEAH. 627 00:38:38,051 --> 00:38:43,656 THEN TELLER COMES OUT WITH THE SAME NAPKIN. NOW, YOU KNOW HOW THE TRICK IS 628 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:45,892 DONE. JIMMY'S GOT ONE END, I'VE GOT THE OTHER END, OKAY? 629 00:38:45,892 --> 00:38:48,161 YOU UNDERSTAND IT'S TOPOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THAT OFF THERE. 630 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,797 Jimmy: YEAH. SAME TRICK AS THE DOUGHNUT. Jimmy: YES. 631 00:38:50,797 --> 00:38:54,167 SAME TRICK AS THE DOUGHNUT. Jimmy: YES. WE'RE HOLDING BOTH ENDS. 632 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:56,836 Jimmy: CORRECT. YOU'RE NOT LETTING GO. NOTHING FISHY WHATSOEVER. 633 00:38:56,836 --> 00:39:01,341 THE ROPE IS ENTIRELY INTACT. Jimmy: UNBELIEVABLE. AND THEN YOU CAN ALSO 634 00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:07,480 EXAMINE THE INNERTUBE, AND IT'S TOTALLY INTACT. [ LAUGHTER ] 635 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:12,118 AND THAT IS-- THAT IS THE PENN & TELLER INNERTUBE TRICK! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 636 00:39:12,118 --> 00:39:14,721 Jimmy: COME ON. THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT! PENN & TELLER, EVERYBODY! 637 00:39:14,721 --> 00:39:18,725 THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. Jimmy: "PENN & TELLER: FOOL US" AIRS FRIDAYS AT 8:00 P.M. 638 00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:21,194 ON THE CW. 639 00:39:21,194 --> 00:39:22,462 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 640 00:39:30,904 --> 00:39:38,378 ♪ Jimmy: MY THANKS TO 641 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:45,719 ADAM SANDLER, NICHOLAS HOULT, PENN & TELLER, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 642 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,154 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING. 643 00:39:48,154 --> 00:39:50,090 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.