1 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,983 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:16,983 --> 00:00:21,254 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:25,291 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - MOLLY SHANNON, 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:30,130 RAMON RODRIGUEZ, COMEDIAN, SOPHIE BUDDLE, AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:36,503 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1-8-3-1. 6 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:43,643 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,979 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:45,979 --> 00:01:07,434 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,303 Jimmy: WELCOME, EVERYBODY WELCOME, ENJOY YOURSELF. WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 10 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:14,074 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 11 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:17,210 YOU MADE IT. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS LIKE 12 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:20,280 THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON RIGHT NOW. THIS WEEK, FORMER 13 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:27,187 PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS ARRESTED AND CHARGED, HERE IN NEW YORK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 14 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:33,326 PLUS-- PLUS, EASTER IS ON SUNDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 15 00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:37,163 THE NEW "SUPER MARIO BROS." MOVIE IS NOW IN THEATERS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:40,200 AND I JUST HEARD THE NBA SAYS IT WILL NO LONGER TEST PLAYERS FOR WEED 17 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:44,971 Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THERE'S A LOT TO GO 18 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,374 OVER, SO LET'S JUST JUMP IN AND COVER IT ALL AT ONCE IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. 19 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:47,407 COVER IT ALL AT ONCE IT'S TIME FOR A "NEWS SMASH. 20 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:53,580 ♪ Jimmy: FIRST UP, TRUMP'S 21 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,384 ARREST HE'S FACING 34 CHARGES RELATED TO HUSH MONEY PAYMENTS 22 00:01:57,384 --> 00:02:00,854 HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE AND EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH TO TALK ABOUT THE CASE, 23 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:05,725 HIS LAWYERS SAY, "JESUS. [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHO EASTER'S ALL ABOUT. 24 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:10,096 [ LAUGHTER ] FAMILIES COME TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE, AND, OF COURSE, ON 25 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:15,268 SUNDAY, THE EASTER BUNNY WILL SHOW UP AND SHOUT, "IT'S ME. THAT'S MARIO'S CATCH PHRASE, 26 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:18,972 AND YOU CAN HEAR IT IN THE ALL NEW "SUPER MARIO BROS." MOVIE. I HOPE THERE'S A SCENE ON 27 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:24,244 RAINBOW ROAD FLYING DOWN THE COLORFUL TRACK MAKES YOU FEEL HIGH AS A KITE. 28 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:27,280 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT YOU CAN BE IN THE NBA, BECAUSE THEY'RE NO LONGER 29 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,251 TESTING PLAYERS FOR MARIJUANA. IT'S CRAZY TO THINK A COUPLE YEARS AGO SMOKING WEED COULD 30 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:36,089 LAND YOU IN JAIL [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE TRUMP PLED NOT GUILTY ON 31 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:40,427 TUESDAY, BUT AS THE JUDGE READ THE CHARGES, IT BECAME PRETTY CLEAR THAT HIS BEST LEGAL 32 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:46,232 DEFENSE IS TO PRAY [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY HOPE THE EASTER BUNNY 33 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,737 BRINGS ME SOME EASTER CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOW PEEPS. THAT WOULD BE SO DOPE. 34 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:54,240 [ LAUGHTER ] YEP, MARIJUANA IS FAIR GAME NOW, SO AFTER EVERY GAME, THE 35 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,178 TEAMS ARE GOING TO HEAD TO WHITE CASTLE [ LAUGHTER ] 36 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,347 THAT'S WHERE PEACH LIVES, IN A A CASTLE THIS MOVIE COULD MAKE 37 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,950 175 MILLION BUCKS IN ONE WEEKEND. WOW, NOBODY HAS MADE SO MUCH 38 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:09,122 MONEY IN SO LITTLE TIME SINCE STORMY DANIELS [ LAUGHTER ] 39 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,758 TRUMP GAVE HER HUSH MONEY FOR THEIR ONE NIGHT STAND, BUT SHE STILL TOLD EVERYONE THAT HIS 40 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,962 JUNK LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF LIKE TOAD WHO'S IN THE 41 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:20,834 MOVIE AND SO IS YOSHI. MAYBE WE'LL SEE HIM HATCH FROM ONE OF HIS FAMOUS GREEN EGGS 42 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:23,336 [ LAUGHTER ] KIDS PUT THEM IN THEIR EASTER BASKETS, ALONG WITH CANDY, 43 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:26,706 PRESENTS AND, OF COURSE, GRASS [ LAUGHTER ] IN CONCLUSION, KARTS ARE 44 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:33,646 DRIVEN, BIG DECISION, HE IS RISEN, HAVE FUN IN PRISON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 45 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:40,787 THIS HAS BEEN A "NEWS SMASH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 46 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:44,891 THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP'S ARREST WAS THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK. AND I SAW THAT IT GAVE ALL THE 47 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:50,196 CABLE NEWS NETWORKS A MASSIVE SPIKE IN RATINGS THE ANCHORS ON CNN WERE SO 48 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:54,100 EXCITED, THEY WERE LIKE, "WAIT, PEOPLE CAN SEE ME? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 49 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,970 MEANWHILE, AFTER VISITING NEW YORK TO PROTEST TRUMP'S ARREST, CONGRESSWOMAN 50 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,305 MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CALLED THE CITY A TERRIBLE PLACE THAT IS DISGUSTING, FILTHY AND 51 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:06,713 REPULSIVE. [ AUDIENCE BOOS BUT DON'T WORRY, THINGS GOT 52 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:14,821 A LOT BETTER HERE AFTER SHE LEFT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 53 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:16,690 WE'RE GOOD NOW WE'RE BACK SOME BIG SPORTS NEWS, TODAY, IN 54 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:20,894 AUGUSTA, GEORGIA, THE MASTERS GOLF TOURNAMENT KICKED OFF IT'S JUST NICE TO SEE SOMEONE 55 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:24,664 GET HUSHED WITHOUT BEING PAID $130,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 56 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,433 WELL, THIS IS COOL, META JUST SHARED A NEW AI MODEL THAT CAN DETECT OBJECTS IT HAS NEVER 57 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:32,472 SEEN BEFORE. YEAH, STUFF IT'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE, LIKE BIGFOOT, OR THE 58 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:40,413 LOCH NESS MONSTER, OR SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU. COME HERE OFTEN? 59 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:45,452 ME NEITHER SORRY, MY SHOE'S UNTIED. JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT I'M 60 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:51,558 DOWN HERE, MARRY ME? WE COULD LIVE IN A LITTLE HOUSE BY THE SEA 61 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,961 LAUGH, CRY, GROW OLD TOGETHER. YOUR MEMORY WILL GO, BUT EVERY DAY, I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY OF 62 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:59,132 HOW WE MET AND FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT, WE'LL DANCE AGAIN. 63 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,201 WE'LL DIE IN OUR SLEEP, HOLDING HANDS. "WELCOME TO HEAVEN," GOD WILL 64 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,169 SAY. "BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU GUYS IN. 65 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,039 "WHAT? "YOU DIDN'T POST ENOUGH. YOU BARELY POKED ANYONE AND 66 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:11,277 FROM YOUR PROFILE PICTURES-- THEY'RE ALL FROM 2013. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,880 AND THAT'S WHEN WE'LL REALIZE, HE'S IMMORTAL, HE'S ALL-KNOWING. 68 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:23,423 YEP, THAT'S RIGHT, GOD IS META AI [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 69 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:25,825 DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, STARBUCKS JUST INTRODUCED A NEW LINE OF OLIVE OIL INFUSED 70 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:31,097 COFFEE AND CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THE DRINK GIVES THEM 71 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:36,236 STOMACH ISSUES YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY, I HEAR DUNKIN'S NEW CRISCO-COOLATTA IS 72 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,838 GREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, STARBUCKS IS ALREADY 73 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,941 TAKING ADVANTAGE THEY'RE NOW SELLING A PEPTOCCINO, WHICH IS - 74 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:45,879 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, LISTEN TO THIS, A CITY COUNCILOR IN BOSTON WANTS TO 75 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:51,918 PREVENT HEAVY DRINKING BY BANNING THE SALE OF MINIATURE LIQUOR BOTTLES 76 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:53,653 TO BE FAIR, IN BOSTON, A A MINIATURE LIQUOR BOTTLE IS JUST A NORMAL SIZED LIQUOR 77 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:57,590 BOTTLE [ LAUGHTER ] HEY, I READ THAT DUE TO A PILOT 78 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:01,761 SHORTAGE, SOME EXPERTS WANT CONGRESS TO BUMP UP THE RETIREMENT AGE FOR PILOTS FROM 79 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:07,567 65 TO 67 YEAH, IT'S NOT GOOD WHEN YOUR PILOT'S LIKE, "WE'RE FLYING 80 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:14,674 THROUGH A HUGE CLOUD OH WAIT, THAT'S MY CATARACTS." [ LAUGHTER ] 81 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:16,443 YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOUR PILOT'S OLDER WHEN THEY SAY, "WE'LL BE LANDING IN THREE MINUTES, I 82 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:20,914 WANT TO MAKE SURE I'M HOME BEFORE 'JEOPARDY!'." [ LAUGHTER ] 83 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,782 AND FINALLY, SPEAKING OF PILOTS, I HEARD ABOUT A PILOT WHO WAS ABLE TO SAFELY LAND HIS 84 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:30,657 PLANE AFTER A DEADLY COBRA SLITHERED UP HIS SHIRT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 85 00:06:30,657 --> 00:06:33,626 IT'S NEVER GOOD WHEN YOU FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT AND IT MOVES [ LAUGHTER ] 86 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:36,896 YEP, HE LANDED THE PLANE WHILE HIS CO-PILOT DID SOMETHING EVEN MORE HEROIC, FILMED IT FOR 87 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,432 TIKTOK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 88 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:42,102 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, EVERYBODY. 89 00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:52,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ 90 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:57,617 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT SHE STARS IN THE HBO MAX 91 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,352 SERIES, "THE OTHER TWO," AND SHE IS HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," THIS WEEKEND, WITH 92 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:10,530 MUSICAL GUEST, JONAS BROTHERS. MOLLY SHANNON IS HERE, TONIGHT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 93 00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:13,199 Steve: COME ON! LOVE IT. LOVE IT, LOVE IT 94 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:17,037 Jimmy: I LOVE MOLLY SHANNON Steve: AH, SHE'S THE BEST Jimmy: SHE IS THE GREATEST, 95 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:19,072 I CAN'T WAIT TO CATCH UP WITH HER. PLUS, YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THE 96 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:22,375 ABC SERIES "WILL TRENT." HE PLAYS WILL TRENT. IT RETURNS WITH NEW EPISODES 97 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:26,079 APRIL 18th RAMON RODRIGUEZ IS JOINING US TONIGHT! 98 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:31,317 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WILL TRENT AND WE GOT GREAT STAND-UP FROM 99 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:36,122 SOPHIE BUDDLE, EVERYBODY Steve: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 100 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,091 Jimmy: GUYS, IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 101 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:47,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HASHTAG HASHTAGS ♪ 102 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,202 Jimmy: NOW, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS 103 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:55,208 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THIS WEEK, IN HONOR OF TONIGHT'S GUEST, 104 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,843 MOLLY SHANNON'S SHOW, "THE OTHER TWO," ABOUT A DYSFUNCTIONAL BROTHER AND 105 00:07:56,843 --> 00:08:01,114 SISTER, I SENT OUT THE HASHTAG "MY SIBLING'S WEIRD. AND I ASKED YOU TO TWEET OUT 106 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:04,818 YOUR FUNNIEST WEIRD SIBLING STORIES. WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 107 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,221 A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE U.S., SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 108 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:12,826 AND NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE "MY SIBLING IS WEIRD" TWEETS FROM YOU GUYS 109 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,895 HERE WE GO, THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @CAROLINE-- OH, THERE'S SOME WEIRD ONES. 110 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,832 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: THIS FIRST ONE'S FROM @CAROLINEJOSEPHS 111 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:22,335 SHE SAYS, "AS A CHILD, MY SISTER WOULD ACT LIKE A CAT AND HISS AT YOU IF YOU UPSET HER." 112 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:29,342 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE [ HISS ] THIS ONE'S FROM @DJTHEOLDMAN 113 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,311 Steve: OH Jimmy: THEY SAY, "MY SISTERS AND I WOULD EAT PEAS LIKE PILLS 114 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:38,752 WITH A BIG GLASS OF MILK." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: SWALLOW THEM 115 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:42,288 Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW IT IS WEIRD. THIS ONE'S FROM 116 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,325 @STILLWATERGIRL. Steve: MMM. Jimmy: NO, SPARKLING, THANK 117 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,960 YOU. Steve: OH, YEAH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 118 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,496 Jimmy: I'M-- I'M STILLWATERGIRL Steve: YEAH 119 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,565 Jimmy: OR MAYBE SHE'S STILL WATERGIRL. Steve: WATERGIRL, YEAH. 120 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,367 Jimmy: IT WAS LIKE, "HEY REMEMBER YEARS AGO YOU"-- Steve: USED TO BE WATERGIRL 121 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,703 Jimmy: NO, I'M STILL WATERGIRL. [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,040 Steve: OR LIKE STILL WATER RUNS DEEP. Jimmy: OH, THAT'S TRUE, 123 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,309 YEAH, YEAH YEAH, SO DEEP, DEEP GIRL Steve: OR STILLWATER THE 124 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:07,147 BAND FROM-- Jimmy: "ALMOST FAMOUS." Steve: YEAH 125 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,115 Jimmy: YES, BIG FAN OF THE MOVIES Steve: LOVE IT. 126 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,518 LOVE IT-- Jimmy: SHE SAYS, "MY SISTER AND I HAD MY BABY BROTHER 127 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:13,253 CONVINCED THAT HE HAD A TWIN THAT WE KEPT IN THE CLOSET AND WOULD TAKE HIM OUT AND PLAY 128 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:16,790 WITH HIM AND HAVE FUN WHENEVER HE WASN'T AROUND." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 129 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:20,293 THAT'S FUN, MAN! Steve: COME ON! Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVEN'T MET 130 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:23,463 NORMAN OH, HE'S SO COOL [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 131 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,031 Steve: HE TOLD THAT TO HIS THERAPIST. Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 132 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,601 @LITERALLYHATGUY HE SAYS, "MY BROTHER WENT INTO AN EXHIBITION AT MOMA AND TOOK 133 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:37,777 PHOTOS OF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER THINKING IT WAS A WORK OF ART. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 134 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:41,848 THIS ONE'S FROM @ROBINHOOD6. THEY SAY, "ONE OF MY BROTHERS WANTED TO GROW UP AND BE A 135 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:44,484 A MUPPET THE OTHER WANTED TO BE A A CLYDESDALE HORSE." 136 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:50,156 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE IT'S WHAT HE WANTED TO BE. Steve: GOD BLESS, RIGHT 137 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,326 GOD BLESS. Jimmy: YEAH THIS ONE'S FROM @GUMGUMERSON 138 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,195 Steve: OH, GREAT. Jimmy: HE SAYS, "MY BRO GOT LOCKED OUT OF HIS CAR, SO MOM 139 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:58,798 TOLD HIM TO USE HIS AAA CARD HE TRIED TO PICK THE LOCK WITH IT." 140 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:08,041 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE'S FROM @SLOANB07. THEY SAY, "ME AND MY OLDER 141 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,876 SISTER HAD A BUNK BED, AND SOMETIMES I WOULD SLEEP WITH HER, BUT SHE HAD A LOT OF RULES 142 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:16,049 SO I DIDN'T ANNOY HER. ONE OF THE RULES WAS I COULDN'T BREATHE. 143 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:20,954 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve: "DON'T DON'T YOU BREATHE. 144 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:25,592 Jimmy: "RULES ARE RULES!" THIS ONE'S FROM @VALERIELYN77. SHE SAYS, "MY SISTER AND MY 145 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:29,629 COUSIN USED TO COVER THEIR BACKS WITH BABY OIL AND LAY OUT TO GET SUNBURNED 146 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,667 THEY'D HAVE A COMPETITION OF WHO COULD PEEL ALL OF THEIR BACK SKIN OFF IN ONE SHEET." 147 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:40,440 [ AUDIENCE OOHS Steve: WHOA OH, NO 148 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,443 Jimmy: THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @JENNIFURRAY SHE SAYS, "MY SISTER IS 26 AND 149 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:47,347 JUST FOUND OUT WHAT A SELFIE IS SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A DRUG. 150 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,784 THERE YOU HAVE IT, EVERYBODY THOSE ARE "TONIGHT SHOW HASHTAGS." 151 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,819 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES, GO TO TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 152 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,989 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME AMAZINGLY TALENTED DOGS. 153 00:10:55,989 --> 00:11:06,332 STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 154 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:06,366 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 155 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,803 Jimmy: LET'S MEET OUR LAST DOG. 156 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,072 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHOA HEY. 157 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,606 WHOA HEY. ♪ 158 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,263 EVERYBODY. YOU KNOW THAT WE LOVE DOGS HERE 159 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:41,101 AND WE ESPECIALLY LOVE TALENTED DOGS AND WE FOUND SOME VERY TALENTED 160 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:45,105 DOGS THAT WE WANT YOU TO MEET. IT'S TIME FOR "WHAT'S UP DOG: SPORTS EDITION." 161 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:45,105 IT'S TIME FOR "WHAT'S UP DOG: SPORTS EDITION." 162 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:47,340 ♪ ♪ WHAT'S UP DOG 163 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:50,844 WHAT'S UP DO WHAT'S UP DOG ♪ ♪ WHAT'S UP DOG 164 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,681 SPORTS EDITION ♪ Jimmy: WELCOME TO "WHAT'S UP DOG: SPORTS EDITION. 165 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:58,118 LET'S MEET OUR FIRST DOG AND FIND OUT WHAT SPORT THEY ARE PLAYING. 166 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,720 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ HI, NICE TO SEE YOU. 167 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,689 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? YANNICK DEVOST. Jimmy: HI, YANNICK. 168 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,791 WHO DID YOU BRING WITH US TODAY? MAGGIE. 169 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,961 Jimmy: HI, MAGGIE WHAT KIND OF DOG IS MAGGIE A GERMAN SHEPHERD 170 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:12,432 Jimmy: A GERMAN SHEPHERD. MAGGIE, WHAT SPORT DOES MAGGIE PLAY HERE? 171 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,200 I'M ASSUMING HOCKEY. YEP HOCKEY 172 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,603 SHE'S A REAL LIFE HOCKEY GOALIE Jimmy: SHE'S A HOCKEY 173 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,072 GOALIE ALL RIGHT, SHE'S EXCITED [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 174 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,409 LOOK, SHE'S GETTING READY. WHAT IS THE TRICK? SHE JUST BLOCKS ALL THE SHOTS? 175 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,478 NO. SO, SHE ONLY FOCUSES ON THE PUCK 176 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:30,183 I'LL TRY TO DISTRACT HER BY SHOOTING ALL THE BALLS SHE'LL IGNORE THEM, AND SHE'LL 177 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,454 ONLY FOCUS ON THE PUCK Jimmy: I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS ALL RIGHT. 178 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,623 MAGGIE, YOU'RE IN THE NET. YOU'RE READY TO GO ROOTS-- 179 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,591 CAN YOU HOLD ON TO THAT FOR ME Jimmy: SURE 180 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,862 OF COURSE. GOALIE. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 181 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:58,845 Jimmy: YES! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 182 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,148 WOW! WOW! THAT WAS AWESOME 183 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:06,953 MAGGIE CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION THAT'S GREAT 184 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,256 OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THAT WATCH THIS 185 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,059 YEAH, CHOPS! GOOD JOB [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 186 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,829 GREAT JOB, BUDDY THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU CAN HEAD OVER THERE. 187 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,897 YANNICK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE GO ON, MAGGIE. 188 00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:21,534 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ALL RIGHT. 189 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:24,904 LET'S MEET OUR NEXT DOG AND FIND OUT WHAT SPORT THEY ARE PLAYING. 190 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,874 COME ON OVER, GUYS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 191 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:31,077 HOW ARE YOU, JIM? Jimmy: PLEASURE I'M DAVE. 192 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,812 Jimmy: JIMMY. HEY, DAVE. I'M DAN 193 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,849 Jimmy: HEY, DAN NICE TO MEET YOU GUYS. WHO'S THIS 194 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,284 THIS IS PEPPER. Jimmy: HI, PEPPER NICE TO SEE YOU. 195 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,687 PEPPER-- NOW, WHAT KIND OF DOG IS PEPPER? SHE'S AN AUSTRALIAN CATTLE 196 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,555 DOG. Jimmy: AN AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG. 197 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,392 SHE'S VERY EXCITED SHE'S FIRED UP FOR THE SHOW Jimmy: YOU'RE HOLDING TWO 198 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,093 SPORTS THINGS. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SPORT SHE PLAYS. 199 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:50,864 IT'S KIND OF A WIFFLE HOCKEY BASEBALL Jimmy: WIFFLE HOCKEY 200 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,266 BASEBALL YES Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT SHE-- 201 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,468 THAT'S WHAT PEPPER ENJOYS. THAT'S WHAT SHE'S INTO. Jimmy: YEAH 202 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:59,406 AND HOW DOES THIS WORK SHE HOLDS A BAT I HIT THE BALL TO HER WITH A 203 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,141 A HOCKEY STICK, AND SHE HITS IT [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 204 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:03,543 HOPEFULLY, HOPEFULLY Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOPEFULLY? 205 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,645 IT'S GOING TO WORK THIS WILL BE GREAT ALL RIGHT, WHAT CAN I DO TO 206 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,514 HELP ANYTHING JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY? 207 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,482 DUCK. Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] 208 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,252 GOOD MAN, GOOD MAN ALL RIGHT, COOL. PERFECT. 209 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,521 YOU WANT TO JUST GIVE HER THE BAT AND GO FOR IT? HERE WE GO. 210 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:21,428 READY? ALL RIGHT. ♪ 211 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:28,068 GET IN YOUR SPOT, RIGHT HERE STAY THERE STAY 212 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,737 GOT TO TRASH TALK SOMETIMES. Jimmy: YEAH YOU CAN'T HIT 213 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:38,611 YOU'RE A DOG [ LAUGHTER ] READY? 214 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:44,751 Jimmy: STRIKE ONE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I THINK SHE BELIEVED YOU. 215 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:50,757 SHE COULDN'T HIT, SHE'S A DOG. YOU READY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 216 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:54,494 ♪ Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD THAT'S PRETTY GOOD 217 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,665 I'LL TAKE THAT CAN WE SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION I LIKE THAT. 218 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:01,267 IT WAS A SWING SHE SWUNG AT IT. YES! 219 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,137 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. I'LL TAKE THAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING 220 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,805 HERE PEPPER, THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 221 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,174 THANK YOU VERY MUCH Jimmy: THANK YOU, PEPPER. THANK YOU, PEPPER. 222 00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:11,344 TAKE CARE. ALL RIGHT, PEPPER. TAKE CARE. 223 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,747 ALL RIGHT. LET'S MEET OUR LAST DOG. COME ON OVER HERE. 224 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:19,252 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ WOW. 225 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,756 COOL THE DOG JUST SKATEBOARDED IN THAT WAS AWESOME 226 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,158 WAS THAT THE TRICK PART OF IT. Jimmy: THAT WAS AMAZING 227 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,593 HI JIMMY. HI. 228 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,561 CHRISSY. Jimmy: HI, CHRISSY. HI 229 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,864 JIMMY. THIS IS - [ CHEERS ] 230 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:37,103 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME OH, WOW. 231 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:41,074 [ AUDIENCE AWS ] WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DOG WHAT KIND OF DOG 232 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,210 HE'S A BORDER COLLIE. Jimmy: HE'S A BORDER COLLIE WHAT IS HIS NAME AGAIN 233 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:48,481 KEVIN BACON [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M A BIG FAN, KEVIN 234 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,651 THANK YOU. GOOD JOB, BUD Jimmy: WHAT DOES KEVIN BACON 235 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,721 DO HE'S A HUGE HELPER AROUND THE HOUSE. 236 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:58,992 BUT TODAY HE'S GOING TO GET YOU A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE YOU CAN CHUG IT IF YOU'D LIKE. 237 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:03,029 AND THEN HE'S GOING TO TAKE IT TO THE TRASH CAN FOR YOU Jimmy: AND RECYCLE. 238 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,231 THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH, KEVIN BACON. 239 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:09,502 KEVIN BACON, THIS IS FANTASTIC WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO HERE? MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP THE 240 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,371 CAN WHEN HE BRINGS IT TO YOU Jimmy: SURE VERY SIMPLE 241 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,440 Jimmy: YEAH, NO PROBLEM ALL RIGHT, CAN YOU MAYBE OPEN 242 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,874 LOOK OPEN GOOD 243 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:17,177 GO TAKE. [ CHEERS ] GOOD, BRING IT 244 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,548 GIVE IT TO HIM [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HEY, BUDDY 245 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,883 Jimmy: AND THEN I DRINK IT? IF YOU WANT TO. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 246 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,720 THERE YOU GO. Jimmy: KEVIN, I JUST DRANK IT 247 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,789 I'M DONE WITH THIS BEER. TRASH CAN PUT IT IN. 248 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,393 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: THAT'S THE BEST! 249 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,330 THAT'S AMAZING COME ON, BUD THAT'S THE BEST! 250 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,167 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! GREAT JOB, KEVIN BACON GREAT JOB TO ALL OF OUR DOGS 251 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:45,438 IF YOU HAVE A DOG WITH A FUN TALENT, GO TO WHATSUPDOG@TONIGHTSHOW.COM 252 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:48,842 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY. 253 00:16:48,842 --> 00:17:00,320 WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 254 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,756 I DID AN IMPRESSION OF COURTNEY LOVE ON THE SHOW, AND THEN THE REAL COURTNEY LOVE 255 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:07,861 SHOWED UP LIVE AND SHE WAS MAD. 256 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,929 SHE WAS LIKE, "WHERE'S MOLLY?" SHE WAS GOING AROUND THE STUDIO, HUNTING ME DOWN. 257 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:35,789 AND YOU KNOW - [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN 258 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,491 EMMY-NOMINATED ACTRESS, WHO'S RETURNING TO HOST "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 259 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:45,198 MUSICAL GUEST, JONAS BROTHERS. AND SEASON THREE OF HER SERIES, "THE OTHER TWO," PREMIERES 260 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:54,407 MAY 4th ON HBO MAX EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME MOLLY SHANNON. 261 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:58,345 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLL 262 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:02,182 SURE LIKE TO BALL, GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY SURE LIKE TO BALL ♪ 263 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:08,755 ♪ KEEP ROCKIN' AND A-ROLLIN CAN'T HEAR YOUR MAMA CALL ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 264 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,490 Jimmy: I LOVE YOU COME ON! OH, MY GOSH 265 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,125 Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST AS LOVELY YOU'RE SO SWEET 266 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,661 Jimmy: YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. SO DO YOU, JIMMY. Jimmy: WELCOME! 267 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,030 OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: OH, COME ON. I'M SO HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE HERE. 268 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,265 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." OH, MY GOSH 269 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,668 Jimmy: YOU'RE HOSTING THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'RE UP 270 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,303 OH! Jimmy: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS. 271 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,505 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS IS THE EPISODE I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO 272 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,907 IT'S GOING TO BE MY FAVORITE OF THE WHOLE SEASON OH, MY GOSH 273 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,744 THAT'S SO SWEET. YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY I MEAN, HONESTLY, I FORGET HOW 274 00:18:30,744 --> 00:18:32,612 HARD IT IS I MEAN, YOU DO YOUR SHOW EVERY NIGHT. 275 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,347 BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE VARIETY IN A LONG TIME, I FORGET HOW FAST-PACED AND-- SO, I'M 276 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:45,191 DEFINITELY VERY NERVOUS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT YOU CAN CRUSH. 277 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:47,727 I'VE SEEN YOU DO EVERY-- DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THE SKETCHES? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW THE 278 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:53,900 TRUTH IS I SERIOUSLY HAVE A FEAR-- LIKE, I CAN PERFORM FOR STRANGERS BETTER THAN THE 279 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,270 PEOPLE I KNOW COME I HAVE A FEAR OF DISAPPOINTING LOVED ONES 280 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,572 Jimmy: I THINK I HAVE THAT, TOO. YOU DO? 281 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:03,076 Jimmy: YEAH THAT'S SO INTERESTING Jimmy: I DON'T LIKE TO KNOW 282 00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,445 IF ANYONE IS IN THE AUDIENCE THAT'S SO FUNNY Jimmy: IF MY PARENTS WOULD 283 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,147 COME VISIT, I GO, "NO, DON'T TELL ME UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW." THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I AM 284 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,649 Jimmy: SO, ARE PEOPLE COMING TO THE SHOW? YES, YES. 285 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,018 AND I'M LIKE-- UGH! EVERY TIME I HEAR, MORE AND MORE, I'M LIKE, "I'M SO 286 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:15,889 SCARED." BUT MY HUSBAND AND KIDS ARE COMING, TOO. 287 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:18,291 Jimmy: FRITZ! SO, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT 288 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,926 YES, FRITZ AND STELLA AND NOLAN. Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS 289 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,563 NOW? MY KIDS ARE-- NOLAN JUST TURNED 18 AND STELLA IS 19 290 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,399 Jimmy: BUDDY, I CAN'T BELIEVE-- I ACTUALLY HAVE A A PICTURE OF THEM HERE 291 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,536 YEAH. [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: WHAT A GREAT, 292 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,639 BEAUTIFUL FAMILY HERE YOU ARE RIGHT HERE. OH, THAT'S SO SWEET 293 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,275 Jimmy: YEAH THANK YOU [ APPLAUSE ] 294 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,910 Jimmy: THERE'S FRITZ THERE, TOO. YEAH. 295 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,878 Jimmy: HAVE YOU DONE THE HOST DINNER YET? YES, WE DID 296 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,714 WELL, THE HOST DINNER IS WHERE LORNE MICHAELS TAKES THE HOST OF THE SHOW OUT FOR DINNER WITH 297 00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:46,119 A LOT OF THE CAST. TUESDAY NIGHT. IT'S LIKE A FANCY RESTAURANT 298 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,388 Jimmy: YEAH AND THIS IS SO FUNNY. BUT I HAVE A FRIEND WHEN I WAS 299 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,523 ON THE SHOW, MY FRIEND CARRIE AIZLEY USED TO ALWAYS ASK ME, LIKE, ABOUT THE HOST 300 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:56,730 AND WHAT THEY WOULD EAT. LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, ONE WEEK IT WAS NEVE CAMPBELL. 301 00:19:56,730 --> 00:19:59,466 AND SHE WAS LIKE, "WHAT DID SHE EAT? WHAT DID SHE EAT AT DINNER, 302 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,534 MOLLY? AND I WOULD GIVE A FULL REPORT I WAS LIKE, "WELL, 303 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:07,707 NEVE CAMPBELL ATE A TOMATO BASIL PASTA. AND SHE WAS LIKE, "DID SHE HAVE 304 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,442 ANY WINE?" I WAS LIKE, "YES, SHE HAD A GLASS OF SAUVI B." 305 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,846 [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, YOU KNOW-- "WHAT ELSE 306 00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,248 DID SHE EAT BREAD? SO, I DO THE WHOLE THING SO, I HAVE TO GIVE HER THE 307 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,218 RUNDOWN. LIKE, "CHLOE FINEMAN DOES EAT GLUTEN." 308 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,488 Jimmy: WHOA SHE ORDERED A COCA-COLA AT DINNER 309 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,757 SO, LIKE, MY FRIEND LIKES TO KNOW SHE'D BE LIKE, "WHAT DID 310 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:26,760 JIMMY FALLON EAT?" Jimmy: I DON'T REMEMBER THE HOST DINNER SO MUCH. 311 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,595 YOU DON'T Jimmy: I REMEMBER LIKE-- NO 312 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,464 SOMETIMES, I WASN'T INVITED TO THEM OH, RIGHT 313 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,502 [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HAD FOR MY HOST DINNER? 314 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,672 Jimmy: YES. FRIED CALAMARI. Jimmy: OH 315 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,508 A MARGARITA Jimmy: WOW! AND CREAMY PASTA WITH 316 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,376 GARLIC GOOD NIGHT Jimmy: WOW! 317 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:48,748 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD 318 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,650 ISN'T THAT GOOD TO KNOW. Jimmy: THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT PEOPLE 319 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,318 EAT. Jimmy: I WAS THINKING ABOUT ALL THE CHARACTERS AND ALL THE 320 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,587 FUN STUFF WE USED TO DO ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." AND YOU USED TO MAKE ME LAUGH 321 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:59,359 MORE THAN ANYONE BUT DO YOU REMEMBER A CHARACTER NAMED JEANNIE DARCY? 322 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,894 YES Jimmy: SHE'S A STAND-UP COMEDIAN 323 00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:03,730 YES SHE'S A BAD STAND-UP COMEDIAN. [ LAUGHTER ] 324 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:07,834 Jimmy: SHE WAS A BAD STAND-UP COMEDIAN. BUT SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 325 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,903 SHE WOULD GO AND-- IT'S VERY HARD TO WRITE THIS AND PERFORM THIS 326 00:21:09,903 --> 00:21:12,706 YES Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU WHY IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE WRITING BAD 327 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:18,545 COMEDY YOU'RE WRITING SOMEONE STRUGGLING TO DO COMEDY, AND 328 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,180 IT'S ONLY FUNNY IF IT DOESN'T GET LAUGHS AND STUFF YES 329 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:24,351 AND I ACTUALLY DID IT TOWARD THE END OF MY "SNL" RUN. 'CAUSE I WAS LIKE, OH, IT'S SO 330 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:25,985 HARD TO BE THINKING ABOUT MAKING STUFF FUNNY ALL THE TIME 331 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:30,824 THEN I THOUGHT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY DULL, THAT GETS NO LAUGHS AT ALL 332 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:35,095 JUST A DULL, BAD, COMEDIAN, WHO REALLY SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO PURSUE COMEDY. 333 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:38,698 BUT SHE HAS SUCH BIG DREAMS. BUT BASICALLY, WHEN I FIRST DID IT AT THE TABLE, IT WAS LIKE-- 334 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:46,806 IT WENT SO-SO. BUT YOU AND WILL WERE LAUGHING SO HARD. 335 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,976 SO, THEN, I WOULD REALLY JUST PERFORM TO MAKE YOU AND WILL FERRELL LAUGH 336 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,346 IT WAS JUST FOR YOU TWO. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT? 337 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:56,216 YEAH, BECAUSE THE AUDIENCE DIDN'T GET IT AT FIRST THEY WERE LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS? 338 00:21:56,216 --> 00:21:58,952 THEY WERE LIKE - Jimmy: I'M CRYING THINKING ABOUT IT 339 00:21:58,952 --> 00:22:02,055 AND THEN YOU WOULD COME OUT, AND IT WAS JUST FOR JIMMY FALLON AND WILL FERRELL. 340 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,758 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M CRYING THINKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT WAS 341 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:08,128 IT WAS THE BEST THING. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU USED TO MAKE ME LAUGH SO 342 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:11,297 HARD OH, THAT'S SO SWEET, JIMMY. Jimmy: AND I WAS THINKING OF 343 00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:14,734 IMPRESSIONS THAT YOU'VE DONE I REMEMBER YOU DOING, LIKE, COURTNEY LOVE. 344 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,137 OH, YEAH, COURTNEY LOVE I DID COURTNEY LOVE. AND PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ASK, 345 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:20,840 LIKE, "OH, IF YOU DO AN IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE, DO THEY GET MAD? 346 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,942 AND I WAS LIKE, "YES, SOMETIMES. I DID AN IMPRESSION OF COURTNEY 347 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:26,646 LOVE ON THE SHOW, AND THEN THE REAL COURTNEY LOVE SHOWED UP LIVE 348 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,949 AND SHE WAS MAD. SHE WAS LIKE, "WHERE'S MOLLY?" SHE WAS GOING AROUND THE 349 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,219 STUDIO, HUNTING ME DOWN. Jimmy: NO SHE'S LIKE, "WHERE'S 350 00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:35,755 MOLLY SHANNON? YEAH, YEAH. AND THEN I SAW HER, AND I'M 351 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:39,359 DRESSED AS HER AND I WAS LIKE, "HI. AND YOU KNOW - 352 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,730 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SHE SMELLED LIKE WITCHY OILS, AND SHE WAS TALL 353 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,666 SHE WAS, LIKE, TOUGH AND I WAS, LIKE, "GIVE ME A CIGARETTE. 354 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:50,637 AND SHE GAVE ME A CIGARETTE, AND THEN WE SMOKED TOGETHER. AND I TOLD HER WHY IT WAS SUCH 355 00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:53,473 A COMPLIMENT, YOU KNOW, WHEN SOMEONE DOES AN IMPRESSION OF YOU. 356 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:59,279 SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: AND SO, YOU GUYS 357 00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:01,781 BONDED SHE WAS REALLY NICE WE BONDED. 358 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:04,417 I MEAN, I'M A BIG FAN OF HERS. Jimmy: WE ALL WERE. I USED TO GO SEE HER PERFORM 359 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:06,619 AT THE PALACE. Jimmy: SHE'S A ROCK LEGEND. COME ON! 360 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,055 YEAH, I LOVED HER AND ALSO, SHE WAS FUN TO PLAY BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S THE TOTAL 361 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:13,626 OPPOSITE OF ME IN REAL LIFE. I THINK SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BREAKING THE RULES AND BEING A 362 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:18,331 A BAD GIRL, AND I'M MORE OF A GOOD GIRL. SO, SHE WAS FUN TO PLAY. 363 00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:21,301 Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. I'M A GOOD GIRL Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE, YOU 364 00:23:21,301 --> 00:23:24,070 ARE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOT REALLY. 365 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:29,175 Jimmy: I LOVED-- BY THE WAY, "HELLO MOLLY" IS NOW IN PAPERBACK, BUDDY 366 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:31,911 THAT IS A MASSIVE DEAL [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "NEW YORK TIMES" BEST 367 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:37,183 SELLER Jimmy: COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 368 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:41,321 ♪ CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THANK YOU, JIMMY 369 00:23:41,321 --> 00:23:44,524 Jimmy: ISN'T THAT AMAZING CAN YOU BELIEVE IT I LOVE THE STORIES 370 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,926 IT'S SO FUNNY. HEARING ABOUT YOUR CAREER, THERE'S SOME HEART-BREAKING 371 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,995 STORIES IN HERE, THERE'S HEART-WARMING STORIES. YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DAD, JIM, 372 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:56,236 WHO I LOVE, I GOT TO MEET. MY DAD LOVED YOU, JIMMY HE LOVED YOU SO MUCH 373 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:58,738 HE WAS LIKE, "THAT JIMMY FALLON, OH." HE WAS LIKE-- YOU WERE ALWAYS 374 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:03,109 JUST SO NICE TO HIM. Jimmy: SHARP DRESSER. MARCI KLEIN'S WEDDING 375 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,211 YOU WERE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, MR. SHANNON. MR. SHANNON. 376 00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:07,614 Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT HE LOVED YOU. JIMMY MAKES EVERYONE FEEL SO 377 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:08,848 GOOD YOU'RE SO CHARMING AND WONDERFUL, AND MY DAD ADORED 378 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:13,720 YOU. Jimmy: HERE'S WHAT I READ IN THE BOOK 379 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,357 THAT HE, KIND OF, TRAINED YOU TO ACT YES 380 00:24:17,357 --> 00:24:20,193 Jimmy: LIKE AN ACTING TEACHER-- HE GAVE YOU LITTLE FUN GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR-- 381 00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,829 YEAH. I CALLED IT "THE JIM SHANNON SCHOOL OF ACTING." 382 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:28,735 IT WAS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, MY REAL TASTE AND HOW I LEARNED TO ACT WAS FROM MY FATHER. 383 00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,637 SO, WE WOULD PLAY THIS GAME THAT HE MADE UP WHERE WE WOULD HAVE TO ANSWER A FAKE TELEPHONE 384 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:37,344 CALL AND BE VERY REAL. AND SO, FOR EXAMPLE, WE USED TO SAY, "SHANNON'S RESIDENCE" WHEN 385 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:41,781 WE ANSWER THE PHONE. SO, I WOULD JUST GO, "HELLO, SHANNON'S RESIDENCE. 386 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:45,618 THIS IS MOLLY. YEAH?" AND IF IT WASN'T REAL, HE WOULD 387 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,088 GO, "STOP! AND MAKE YOU START ALL OVER AGAIN. 388 00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:51,391 BUT WE USED TO GET SO GOOD AT IT WE WOULD GET SO GOOD AT IT 389 00:24:51,391 --> 00:24:53,259 LET'S SAY YOU WERE MY FRIEND JIMMY OVER, AND WE WERE PLAYING. 390 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:58,398 I COULD TRICK YOU. MY DAD WOULD CALL THE HOUSE TO MAKE IT RING SO I COULD TRICK 391 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:01,835 MY FRIEND INTO THINKING YOU REALLY HAVE A CALL FOR YOU SO, I'D BE LIKE, "SHANNON'S 392 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:03,870 RESIDENCE. THIS IS MOLLY. YEAH 393 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:08,141 OH, YEAH, JIMMY'S RIGHT HERE UH-HUH YEAH." 394 00:25:08,141 --> 00:25:13,613 AND THEN I WOULD PULL YOU IN [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN, "REALLY? 395 00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:16,483 Jimmy: WAIT, I WANT TO PLAY I WANT TO PLAY JUST LIKE THAT. 396 00:25:16,483 --> 00:25:19,052 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, LET ME FIGURE IT OUT. HOLD ON. 397 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:22,722 [ LAUGHTER ] "FALLON RESIDENCE. THIS IS JIMMY. 398 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:25,658 I-- OH, YEAH? HOLD ON. MOLLY'S ON THE SHOW, SO-- 399 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:31,464 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE - LORNE SAYS 'HI.' [ LAUGHTER ] 400 00:25:31,464 --> 00:25:35,235 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OKAY, GOOD YEAH OOH? 401 00:25:35,235 --> 00:25:39,806 WELL, THAT SOUNDS-- THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS A JET SKI? 402 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,876 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY ALL RIGHT. 403 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:44,844 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU A RING LATER 404 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:50,750 BYE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE I BAILED A LITTLE BIT. 405 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,154 I BAILED A LITTLE AT THE END I BAILED A LITTLE AT THE END SORRY, JIM 406 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,990 I LIKE HOW YOU SAY, "I'LL GIVE YOU A RING LATER. Jimmy: YEAH, I MADE THAT UP 407 00:25:56,990 --> 00:26:00,527 "GIVE YOU A RING LATER." THAT'S SO DUMB LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE OTHER 408 00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,696 TWO. BY THE WAY, I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE. 409 00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:08,068 IT'S SO FUNNY. IT IS SO FUNNY AND RIDICULOUS. WHO ARE THE WRITERS? 410 00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:12,205 CHRIS KELLY AND SARAH SCHNEIDER. THEY ARE SO TALENTED 411 00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,074 THIS SEASON IS CUT THREE YEARS AHEAD, AND IT'S REALLY A SEASON WHERE WE TAKE THE BIGGEST 412 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:19,112 SWINGS EVER. IT'S GOING TO BE PHENOMENAL. I CAN'T WAIT FOR EVERYBODY TO 413 00:26:19,112 --> 00:26:21,848 SEE SEASON THREE Jimmy: THEY'RE GOING TO SEE IT HERE. 414 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:24,184 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HERE'S MOLLY SHANNON IN "THE 415 00:26:24,184 --> 00:26:26,419 OTHER TWO. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 416 00:26:27,387 --> 00:26:29,856 THEATER? OH, AND ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO WANT SNACKS FOR THE 417 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,659 PREMIERE WHAT DO YOU KIDS LIKE? YOU KNOW I NEED REESE'S 418 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:36,096 PIECES OH, YES OKAY 419 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:41,901 "WHEN IT COMES TO SNACKS, THERE'S NOTHING MY FAMILY AND I LOVE MORE THAN @REESESPIECES 420 00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:49,676 IN FIVE, FOUR-- [ DOORBELL RINGS ] WHAT IS HAPPENING 421 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:53,380 HI, PAT JUST DROPPING OFF SOME RP SWAG SINCE WE HEARD YOU'RE A FAN. 422 00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:58,418 THANKS SO MUCH. ISN'T THIS FUN LAST WEEK, I TWEETED THE 423 00:26:58,418 --> 00:27:02,055 UPSTAIRS TOILET WON'T FLUSH-- WHY WOULD YOU TWEET THAT? WELL, THAT ONE WAS SUPPOSED 424 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:06,860 TO BE A TEXT TO STREETER, BUT NOW I HAVE A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF LIQUID PLUMBER 425 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:12,232 IT REALLY IS SO CONVENIENT TO BE POWERFUL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 426 00:27:12,232 --> 00:27:14,534 Jimmy: MOLLY SHANNON, EVERYBODY. "THE OTHER TWO" PREMIERES 427 00:27:14,534 --> 00:27:20,206 MAY 4th ON HBO MAX CATCH HER HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" THIS WEEKEND WITH 428 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:24,377 MUSICAL GUEST JONAS BROTHERS MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE BREAK. 429 00:27:24,377 --> 00:27:47,334 COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 430 00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:51,071 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST STARS ON THE TELEVISION SERIES, "WILL TRENT," WHICH RETURNS WITH NEW 431 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:57,210 EPISODES APRIL 18th AT 10:00 P.M. ON ABC. 432 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,912 PLEASE WELCOME, RAMON RODRIGUEZ! 433 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:14,294 ♪ 434 00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:16,396 Jimmy: RAMON! WELCOME. THANKS FOR COMING ON 435 00:28:16,396 --> 00:28:19,132 LOOKING SHARP, BUDDY THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR HAVING ME, SIR 436 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:23,169 Jimmy: OH, PLEASE I HAVE A LOT TO ASK YOU ABOUT. I KNOW THAT YOU'RE FROM 437 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:27,207 NEW YORK, BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF FAMILY IN PUERTO RICO, RIGHT YES, THAT'S CORRECT 438 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:29,309 I-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 439 00:28:29,309 --> 00:28:30,810 YES. Jimmy: PUERTO RICO. I AM OFFICIALLY WHAT IS 440 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,913 CALLED A NUYORICAN Jimmy: AH YES 441 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:35,915 Jimmy: A NUYORICAN. EXACTLY, A NUYORICAN. Jimmy: SO, YOU MUST BE 442 00:28:35,915 --> 00:28:39,152 FAMILIAR WITH COQUITO. OF COURSE COQUITO, YEAH. 443 00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,787 THAT'S OUR DRINK DURING THE HOLIDAYS [ CHEERS ] 444 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,655 COQUITO. Jimmy: COQUITO IS MY FAVORITE THING 445 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:46,493 I WAS TURNED ON TO IT PROBABLY, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE TEN YEARS AGO OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 446 00:28:46,493 --> 00:28:49,062 OKAY. OKAY Jimmy: AND IT'S MY FA-- 447 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,663 IT'S LIKE A PUERTO RICAN EGGNOG YEAH. 448 00:28:50,663 --> 00:28:52,632 LIKE, DURING THE HOLIDAYS, SOME-- YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR CERTAIN MEALS THAT WE HAVE, AND 449 00:28:52,632 --> 00:28:56,136 THERE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE SOME COQUITO BEING - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE 450 00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:59,172 THAT BEVERAGE TO DRINK IT'S COCONUT, RUM, A LITTLE BIT OF CINNAMON. 451 00:28:59,172 --> 00:29:01,808 AND EVERYONE KIND OF BATTLES OUT AS WHO MAKES THE BEST COQUITO. 452 00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,778 SO - Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS-- IT'S ALWAYS MOM. 453 00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:07,547 OF COURSE Jimmy: YEAH, MOM. SOMEONE'S MOM ALWAYS GIVES ME 454 00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:09,916 A BOTTLE GRANDMA, MOM. Jimmy: GRANDMA, MOM 455 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,351 EXACTLY, THEY HOOK YOU UP WITH A HOMEMADE BOTTLE OF COQUITO. 456 00:29:11,351 --> 00:29:13,420 Jimmy: YES, YOU CAN'T BUY IT IN STORES. NO. 457 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:15,822 Jimmy: NO WELL, I WANTED TO WELCOME YOU HERE TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW" 458 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:18,058 TONIGHT. WHAT? Jimmy: SO I MADE US TWO 459 00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:20,560 GLASSES OF COQUITO WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 460 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,862 MY GOD Jimmy: COME ON, MY FRIEND COME ON. 461 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,297 MY GOD. WOW, OKAY. SINCE WE'RE GOING THERE, WE 462 00:29:24,297 --> 00:29:25,832 HAVE TO DO THIS PUERTO RICAN STYLE. SO, WE HAVE TO DO THE-- THE 463 00:29:25,832 --> 00:29:28,101 OFFICIAL TOAST Jimmy: OH IT GOES LIKE THIS 464 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:36,309 FOLLOW ME. [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] [ SPEAKING NON-ENGLISH ] 465 00:29:36,309 --> 00:29:43,650 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHO MADE THIS? Jimmy: IT'S GOOD, RIGHT 466 00:29:43,650 --> 00:29:45,285 WHO MADE THIS Jimmy: SOMEONE'S MOM. SOMEONE'S MOM 467 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:49,456 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: EXACTLY. NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 468 00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:51,057 OKAY, WELL-- HE'S FEELING FESTIVE. I'M GOING TO - 469 00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:52,759 Jimmy: WOW! I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM PUERTO RICAN BY THE END OF THIS 470 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:54,494 EPISODE. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I LOVE IT. 471 00:29:54,494 --> 00:29:57,063 WE'RE GOING TO CALL HIM JAIME. WHAT ABOUT SOME SALSA DANCING? 472 00:29:57,063 --> 00:30:00,734 Jimmy: OH, NO [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE 473 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,602 Jimmy: I'M NOT A GOOD DANCER I MIGHT ASK FOR SOME HELP 474 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,337 ROOTS, MY BROTHERS, WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME OUT WITH A A LITTLE SOMETHING, SOMETHING? 475 00:30:04,337 --> 00:30:08,408 COME ON, COME ON ♪ HEY. 476 00:30:08,408 --> 00:30:10,410 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO SO, YOU'RE GOING TO GO FORWARD 477 00:30:10,410 --> 00:30:14,314 WITH YOUR LEFT, TOGETHER, BACK WITH YOUR RIGHT. NICE 478 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:18,918 ♪ BOOM BOOM 479 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:23,490 GIVE IT UP [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE BOOM 480 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:27,027 HEY. ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 481 00:30:27,027 --> 00:30:31,965 Jimmy: YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE, BUDDY YOU CAN DANCE. 482 00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:35,568 I'M A PUERTO RICAN BOY RAISED IN A FAMILY OF WOMEN. I HAD NO CHOICE. 483 00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:38,204 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN DANCE. YOU GOT THE MOVES. THEY WERE DRIVING ME UP, 484 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,939 MAN. Jimmy: AND THEN HERE YOU ARE PLAYING A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN IN 485 00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:43,443 "WILL TRENT. YES, YEAH Jimmy: HOW-- HOW DO-- HOW 486 00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:46,613 DO YOU GO AND GET AROUND DOING THAT I-- WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE OF 487 00:30:46,613 --> 00:30:51,785 THE FIRST THINGS I WANTED TO TACKLE WAS, LIKE, OKAY, THIS GUY'S FROM ATLANTA 488 00:30:51,785 --> 00:30:55,121 YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO BE-- TRY AS HONEST ABOUT THE CHARACTER. AND SO, I GOT A DIALECT COACH 489 00:30:55,121 --> 00:31:00,760 TO HELP TAKE AWAY SOME OF MY NEW YORK/PUERTO RICAN SOUNDS - Jimmy: WOW. 490 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:04,531 - AND HELP ME, SORT OF, DIVE INTO THAT MOLASSES, BEAUTIFUL SOUND THAT'S RICH IN 491 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:06,766 THE SOUTH. AND SO, WE ACTUALLY FOUND, LIKE, A MODEL. 492 00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:12,672 WE FOUND-- WE'LL KNOW THIS ARTIST FROM OUTKAST, ANDRE 3000 493 00:31:12,672 --> 00:31:16,309 [ CHEERS ] WE USED HIM JUST AS AN INSPIRATION, NOT TRYING TO COPY 494 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:20,680 HIM, BUT TO FIND THE NUANCE AND SPECIFICITY OF HIS SOUND AND TRY TO TAKE SOME OF THAT 495 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,285 AND SOME OF THE THINGS THAT WE PUT TOGETHER AND CREATE THE SOUND OF WILL TRENT. 496 00:31:25,285 --> 00:31:28,121 Jimmy: SO YOU'D LISTEN TO OUTKAST BEFORE YOU - I LISTENED TO A BUNCH OF-- 497 00:31:28,121 --> 00:31:30,223 WELL, I LISTENED TO A BUNCH OF HIS INTERVIEWS AND IN THOSE INTERVIEWS, I 498 00:31:30,223 --> 00:31:31,858 COULD-- YOU KNOW, I WAS WORKING WITH THIS COACH, AND WE-- WE WERE ABLE TO CREATE 499 00:31:31,858 --> 00:31:34,627 THIS SPECIFIC SOUND THAT IS WILL TRENT Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING 500 00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:36,930 YEAH. Jimmy: NOW EVERY TIME I WATCH, I'M GOING TO THINK OF 501 00:31:36,930 --> 00:31:38,998 ANDRE. I MEAN, YOU MIGHT PICK UP SOME OF IT 502 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,934 IT NI-- IT WAS MORE LIKE-- IT'S NICE TO HAVE A FOUNDATION THAT YOU CAN BASE A DIALECT ON 503 00:31:40,934 --> 00:31:44,270 SO, IT'S NOT, SORT OF, OUT OF NOWHERE. IT'S VERY SPECIFIC 504 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:47,007 Jimmy: WHAT WORDS DO YOU HAVE ANY CERTAIN WORDS, LIKE - 505 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:48,875 WELL, YEAH, THERE WERE, LIKE, PHRASES, YOU KNOW, LIKE, THE WAY HE WALKED, THE WAY HE 506 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:51,611 TALKED "SHE WAS GONE WHEN SHE-- SHE TOOK THE DOG FOR A WALK IN THE 507 00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:56,216 MORNING. YOU KNOW Jimmy: WOW. 508 00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:59,252 YOU START, SORT OF, PUTTING TOGETHER A LITTLE-- Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 509 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,121 [ APPLAUSE ] AND THERE'S ALSO A FLOW AND A MOLASSES TO IT, A JAZZ TO IT 510 00:32:01,121 --> 00:32:04,090 THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. Jimmy: YEAH SO, THANK YOU, ANDRE 3000, 511 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,159 WHEREVER YOU AT. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 512 00:32:06,159 --> 00:32:08,895 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CAN WE SET UP WHAT "WILL TRENT" IS ABOUT - 513 00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:10,964 YEAH. Jimmy:-- FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT 514 00:32:10,964 --> 00:32:15,135 YEAH, SURE. SO, I PLAY WILL TRENT. HE'S A SPECIAL AGENT IN THE 515 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,070 GEORGIA BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION. AND HE'S A CHARACTER THAT JUST 516 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:21,241 HAD A REALLY COMPLICATED CHILDHOOD, MAN AND WHAT I LOVED ABOUT HIM, WAS 517 00:32:21,241 --> 00:32:25,111 HIS RESILIENCE YOU KNOW, HE'S SOMEONE THAT GREW UP IN THE FOSTER CARE 518 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:26,846 SYSTEM, WAS AN ORPHAN, IS DYSLEXIC, AND DESPITE ALL OF THESE, SORT OF, HURDLES IN 519 00:32:26,846 --> 00:32:33,753 LIFE, HE WAS ABLE TO RISE UP THE RANKS AT THE GBI AND HE'S GOT A VERY UNIQUE 520 00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:38,091 PERSPECTIVE AS TO HOW HE LOOKS AT THINGS, PARTLY BECAUSE OF WHAT HE'S BEEN THROUGH 521 00:32:38,091 --> 00:32:39,893 SO, WHEN HE ARRIVES AT A CRIME SCENE, HE SORT OF PUTS TOGETHER THE PUZZLE IN HIS OWN MIND, 522 00:32:39,893 --> 00:32:46,099 VISUALLY, IN A VERY COOL WAY AND I THINK THAT WAS SOME OF THE FUN STUFF, VISUALLY, WE GET 523 00:32:46,099 --> 00:32:48,635 TO PLAY WITH ON THE SHOW TOO Jimmy: GOOD MAN I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 524 00:32:48,635 --> 00:32:51,104 HERE'S RAMON RODRIGUEZ IN "WILL TRENT. TAKE A LOOK. 525 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:51,137 TRENT. TAKE A LOOK. 526 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:55,775 IS THAT THE LAST BAG OF HEROIN IN GEORGIA? 527 00:32:55,775 --> 00:33:00,246 OKAY, HOW DO I FIX THIS FOR YOU, WILL? GO BACK IN TIME, OKAY 528 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:04,517 AND DON'T BRING DRUGS INTO MY HOUSE. IF IT'S NOT FOR YOU, THEN WHO'S 529 00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:09,222 IT FOR HUH? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT 530 00:33:09,222 --> 00:33:12,392 LOOK, I HAD A BAD IDEA, AND I'M OVER IT. BUT I'M CLEAN. 531 00:33:12,392 --> 00:33:19,199 I'M TELLING-- TELL ME ♪ 532 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:27,507 YOU'RE LYING TO ME, AND I HATE IT ♪ 533 00:33:27,507 --> 00:33:30,143 MAYBE IT'S A GOOD THING I'M LEAVING. YEAH. 534 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:37,917 MAYBE IT IS. Jimmy: YEAH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 535 00:33:37,917 --> 00:33:42,822 NEXT TIME YOU COME ON, PITORRO PITORRO YOU HEAR THIS? 536 00:33:42,822 --> 00:33:45,925 HE'S SAYING IT LIVE. HE WANTS PITORRO FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, 537 00:33:45,925 --> 00:33:49,429 THAT'S PUERTO RICAN MOONSHINE. Jimmy: YEAH MY MAN WANTS TO PARTY 538 00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,165 Jimmy: LET'S PARTY THE NEXT TIME YOU COME BACK RAMON RODRIGUEZ, EVERYBODY 539 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,834 "WILL TRENT" AIRS TUESDAYS AT 10:00 P.M. ON ABC. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE 540 00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:58,505 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 541 00:33:58,505 --> 00:34:28,868 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST CAN BE SEEN AT THE DEAD CROW COMEDY 542 00:34:28,868 --> 00:34:34,808 ROOM IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA, THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY 543 00:34:34,808 --> 00:34:39,312 MAKING HER "TONIGHT SHOW" DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, SOPHIE BUDDLE 544 00:34:39,312 --> 00:34:39,346 DEBUT, PLEASE WELCOME THE VERY FUNNY, SOPHIE BUDDLE 545 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:46,186 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 546 00:34:46,186 --> 00:34:49,089 HEY HELLO. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 547 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:52,425 HI, EVERYBODY. I'M REALLY HAPPY TO BE HERE. I'M HAPPY TO BE IN THE COUNTRY 548 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:55,929 I'M CANADIAN [ CHEERS ] I JUST-- OH 549 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:59,733 CANADIAN OR YOU JUST LOVE PEACE [ LAUGHTER ] 550 00:34:59,733 --> 00:35:03,370 A FAN OF PEACEFULNESS. THAT'S COOL. YEAH, I'M CANADIAN 551 00:35:03,370 --> 00:35:05,672 I MOVED TO AMERICA THIS YEAR I WANTED TO SEE IT BEFORE IT ENDS 552 00:35:05,672 --> 00:35:12,245 [ LAUGHTER ] JUST, SORT OF, A BUCKET LIST THING FOR ME 553 00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:15,648 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I MOVED TO L.A I MOVED TO LOS ANGELES, WHICH 554 00:35:15,648 --> 00:35:19,352 IS - [ CHEERS ] IT'S WHAT YOU THINK IT'S LIKE. 555 00:35:19,352 --> 00:35:23,857 IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? LIKE, THE PEOPLE THERE ARE WEIRD. 556 00:35:23,857 --> 00:35:26,259 I'VE NEVER MET PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SAY STUFF OUT LOUD IN REAL LIFE BEFORE 557 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:34,134 LIKE, "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:36,269 AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I DO ALSO SAY THAT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE MY DAD HASN'T REALLY OPENED UP 559 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:43,977 TO ME LIKE THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 560 00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:48,581 I'M JUST TRYING TO SEE IF HE TALKED TO ANYBODY ELSE [ LAUGHTER ] 561 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:53,086 I WILL BE HONEST WITH YOU. THIS WAS NOT MY DREAM. NO OFFENSE, JIM. 562 00:35:53,086 --> 00:35:56,690 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME AND MANY ROOTS. 563 00:35:56,690 --> 00:36:04,464 [ LAUGHTER ] SO MANY ROOTS. BUT THIS IS NOT MY DREAM 564 00:36:04,464 --> 00:36:07,400 THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED FOR MYSELF WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I WAS REALLY 565 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,237 HOPING I WAS GOING TO BECOME A A SPY. [ LAUGHTER ] 566 00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:16,042 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR ME. I STAND ON STAGE I TELL MY SECRETS INTO A 567 00:36:16,042 --> 00:36:18,511 A MICROPHONE [ LAUGHTER ] SO, IT'S NOT REALLY WHAT 568 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:21,648 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I REMEMBER JUST BEING 569 00:36:21,648 --> 00:36:25,051 A LITTLE KID AND STAYING UP LATE AT NIGHT AND BEING LIKE, "OH, I HOPE WHEN I GROW UP, I'M 570 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:31,091 HOT ENOUGH TO BE A SPY." [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WANTED TO BE THE BEST 571 00:36:31,091 --> 00:36:33,093 SPY I COULD BE AND WE ALL KNOW, ON THE MOVIES AND TV SHOWS, THE BEST SPIES 572 00:36:33,093 --> 00:36:35,895 ARE HOT AND THEY DID A A SOMERSAULT AND THEY'RE WEARING LEATHER. 573 00:36:35,895 --> 00:36:39,299 AND YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT'S AMAZING." 574 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:48,808 [ LAUGHTER ] STILL GOT IT SO, I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE HOT 575 00:36:48,808 --> 00:36:52,212 TO BE A SPY. BUT I ACTUALLY REALIZED AS AN ADULT WOMAN, YOU WOULD MAKE 576 00:36:52,212 --> 00:36:55,715 A MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE SPY IF YOU'RE REALLY FRUMPY LOOKING 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE HOT AND YOU'RE 577 00:36:55,715 --> 00:36:57,550 TRYING TO BREAK INTO SOME BIG ORGANIZATION, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THERE AND THE SECURITY 578 00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:01,855 GUARD IS GOING TO HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU. "HOW'S IT GOING? 579 00:37:01,855 --> 00:37:06,259 [ LAUGHTER ] LIKE, GRILLING HER BUT IF YOU'RE ALL FRUMPY AND 580 00:37:06,259 --> 00:37:09,929 YOU SHOW UP AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I HAVE TO DO THIS PAPERWORK. HE'S LIKE, "EW, FINE 581 00:37:09,929 --> 00:37:14,100 GO [ LAUGHTER ] GET IN THE VAULT 582 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:17,504 HURRY. [ LAUGHTER ] NOBODY'S MORE INVISIBLE IN OUR 583 00:37:17,504 --> 00:37:22,308 SOCIETY THAN, LIKE, AN AVERAGE-LOOKING WOMAN. AND IF THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO YOU, 584 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:33,720 I CAN'T SEE YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] 585 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:36,122 BUT I STILL DO TRY TO MAKE SPY STUFF HAPPEN IN MY LIFE. AS AN ADULT, LIKE, I LOOK 586 00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:43,797 THROUGH MY BOYFRIEND'S PHONE [ LAUGHTER ] THEN I DO SOMERSAULTS. 587 00:37:43,797 --> 00:37:49,569 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT FOR REAL, THE SPY THING THAT I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL, 588 00:37:49,569 --> 00:37:53,406 THAT NOBODY REALLY GIVES CREDIT TO IS THE FACIAL RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY ON OUR PHONES 589 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:57,510 IT'S AWESOME IT'S SPY STUFF, RIGHT? YOU HOLD YOUR PHONE UP TO YOUR 590 00:37:57,510 --> 00:37:58,978 FACE, AND IT SCANS YOUR FACE OR SOMETHING. AND THAT OPENS UP-- AND YOU 591 00:37:58,978 --> 00:38:00,647 CAN JUST HOLD UP YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PHONE UP TO HIS FACE WHEN HE'S SLEEPING, 592 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:07,520 OBVIOUSLY. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU JUST HOLD IT UP. 593 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,925 [ LAUGHTER ] FEELS LIKE AN OVERSIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ] 594 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:15,028 SOMETIMES YOU DO HAVE TO OPEN UP THEIR EYELIDS A LITTLE BIT BUT-- 595 00:38:15,028 --> 00:38:19,799 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE, "OH, YOU'RE DREAMING 596 00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:24,637 [ LAUGHTER ] GO BACK TO SLEEP." BUT I DO ACTUALLY THINK THIS 597 00:38:24,637 --> 00:38:28,441 FACIAL RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY IS REALLY COOL BUT IT HAS A REALLY BAD 598 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:30,744 REPUTATION LIKE, WHENEVER YOU LOOK INTO IT, EVERYONE IS LIKE, "OH, YOU 599 00:38:30,744 --> 00:38:34,714 KNOW THE GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLY USING THIS TO LOOK AT US OH, THE GOVERNMENT IS USING 600 00:38:34,714 --> 00:38:38,218 THAT THE GOVERNMENT'S NOT GOING TO GET MY FACE. 601 00:38:38,218 --> 00:38:40,053 AND IT'S LIKE-- IT'S ALWAYS GUYS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT WATCHING 602 00:38:40,053 --> 00:38:45,091 US AND I DON'T CARE [ LAUGHTER ] 603 00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:48,495 GIRLS DON'T CARE AND I THINK THE REASON THAT IS, IS WE'RE USED TO BEING LOOKED 604 00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:53,366 AT WHEN WE DON'T WANT TO BE LOOKED AT. THAT'S JUST PART OF OUR LIVES, 605 00:38:53,366 --> 00:38:55,702 BUT IT'S APPARENTLY NEVER HAPPENED TO A MAN EVEN ONE TIME ONCE 606 00:38:55,702 --> 00:39:01,007 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE FREAKING OUT "THE GOVERNMENT-- THEY'RE 607 00:39:01,007 --> 00:39:04,244 MAKING A DOCUMENTARY [ LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE WRITING A NOVEL. 608 00:39:04,244 --> 00:39:07,647 THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THE GOVERNMENT'S LOOKING AT ME." 609 00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:11,584 [ LAUGHTER ] AND SO, I THINK WHAT THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO IS, I 610 00:39:11,584 --> 00:39:13,887 THINK, THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD, LIKE, PUT A STATEMENT TO THESE GUYS 611 00:39:13,887 --> 00:39:16,289 JUST BEING LIKE, "SMILE, GORGEOUS [ LAUGHTER ] 612 00:39:16,289 --> 00:39:28,101 [ APPLAUSE ] TAKE THE COMPLIMENT, BABE. [ LAUGHTER ] 613 00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:33,373 LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET ALL COVERED UP IN PUBLIC SO NOBODY HARASSES US IN PUBLIC? 614 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:35,342 THAT'S THE SAME AS WHEN GUYS PUT A LITTLE PIECE OF TAPE ON THEIR WEBCAM 615 00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:39,212 [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST WISH IT WAS THAT EASY FOR US 616 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:41,047 YOU KNOW, IF A GUY IS LOOKING AT YOU, AND YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, YOU SHOULD BE 617 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,149 ALLOWED TO GO UP TO HIM PUT A LITTLE BIT OF TAPE ON HIS EYES 618 00:39:43,149 --> 00:39:46,052 [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, I'M SOPHIE BUDDLE. THANK YOU SO MUCH! 619 00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:51,691 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. 620 00:39:51,691 --> 00:39:56,396 THANK YOU SO MUCH. SOPHIE BUDDLE! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 621 00:39:56,396 --> 00:39:59,466 SEE SOPHIE THIS FRIDAY AND SATURDAY AT THE DEAD CROW 622 00:39:59,466 --> 00:40:03,903 COMEDY ROOM IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 623 00:40:19,919 --> 00:40:24,691 MOLLY SHANNON, RAMON RODRIGUEZ, SOPHIE BUDDLE, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 624 00:40:24,691 --> 00:40:28,528 WELL DONE. AND, OF COURSE, THE ROOTS FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 625 00:40:28,528 --> 00:40:31,264 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 626 00:40:31,264 --> 00:40:35,535 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE