1 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:14,314 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:20,987 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,390 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - CHRIS EVANS, 4 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:26,226 LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER MUSICAL GUEST TOOSII AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:32,365 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1833 6 00:00:32,365 --> 00:00:34,734 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:40,674 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 8 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:49,549 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 9 00:00:49,549 --> 00:01:00,393 Jimmy: OH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MWAH 10 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,563 HEY! WELCOME. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 11 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:08,735 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO 12 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,971 "THE TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. YOU'RE HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 13 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:18,912 "THE TONIGHT SHOW. WELL, LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS HERE, GUYS 14 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:22,182 THIS WEEKEND, PRESIDENT BIDEN RETURNED TO THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER A FOUR- DAY TRIP TO 15 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:25,085 IRELAND. YEAH YOU CAN TELL BIDEN REALLY 16 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,886 ENJOYED HIS TIME IN IRELAND, 'CAUSE TODAY, INSTEAD OF FALLING DOWN THE STEPS OF "AIR 17 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:29,756 FORCE ONE," HE RIVERDANCED DOWN THEM [ LAUGHTER ] 18 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:29,789 THEM [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,894 Jimmy: HEY, OOH, HEY. [ LAUGHTER ] 20 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:37,097 I ALWAYS LOVE WATCHING SOMEONE FALL UP. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 21 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:43,737 I JUST THINK IT'S VERY RARE. DURING HIS TRIP, BIDEN QUOTED HIS FAVORITE IRISH POET, WHICH 22 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,706 IS DIFFERENT FROM TRUMP'S FAVORITE IRISH QUOTE, "THEY'LL NEVER GET ME LUCKY CHARMS. 23 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:51,111 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, I THINK BIDEN HAD A PRETTY GOOD TIME IN IRELAND. 24 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:55,115 ON FRIDAY NIGHT, HE GAVE A BIG SPEECH AND CHECK OUT THE WELCOME THAT 25 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,183 HE RECEIVED WHEN HE WALKED ON STAGE. THIS IS REAL 26 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:57,217 STAGE. THIS IS REAL 27 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:06,526 Announcer: JOE BIDEN. ♪ 28 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:11,664 [ CHEERS ] [ "I'M SHIPPING UP TO BOSTON BY DROPKICK MURPHYS 29 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,934 ♪ [ CHEERS ] ♪ 30 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:19,539 Jimmy: WOW. Steve: COME ON. [ LAUGHTER ] 31 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:22,275 Jimmy: THE OVATION WAS SO LOUD, EVEN BIDEN COULD HEAR IT [ LAUGHTER ] 32 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:24,144 IT WAS AMAZING YEAH, BIDEN WALKED OUT TO THE IRISH PUNK BAND, 33 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:30,383 DROPKICK MURPHYS IT WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING SONG CHOICE. 34 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,118 BUT IT MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THE SONG THAT HE WAS ORIGINALLY 35 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:32,485 PLANNING ON WALKING OUT TO LISTEN TO THIS 36 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,221 JOE BIDEN. 37 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:45,398 [ CHEERS ] ♪ [ "PONY" BY GINUWINE ] 38 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,233 ♪ [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ♪ 39 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:52,706 Jimmy: OF COURSE-- [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: THAT'S - 40 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,708 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BWOW, BWOW, BWOW ♪ 41 00:02:54,708 --> 00:03:02,048 [ CHEERS ] ♪ 'COURSE, BIDEN IS NOT THE ONLY 42 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:05,185 POLITICAL FIGURE WHO USES WALKOUT MUSIC TO HELP SET THE MOOD 43 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,687 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. FOR INSTANCE, AT OTHER SPEECHES, YOU COULD HEAR SONGS 44 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,223 LIKE "INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE"-- [ LAUGHTER ] 45 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:14,928 OR "BAD ROMANCE. [ LAUGHTER ] [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 46 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:21,835 OR "OOPS!... I DID IT AGAIN. [ LAUGHTER ] OR "(I CAN'T GET NO) 47 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,169 SATISFACTION." [ AUDIENCE OOHS AN ARTIST LIKE 48 00:03:23,169 --> 00:03:27,207 OL' DIRTY BASTARD. [ LAUGHTER ] OR "THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER," 49 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,608 WHICH I'M TOLD BY GEORGE SANTOS WAS WRITTEN BY FRANCIS SCOTT SANTOS 50 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,511 Steve: REALLY [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OR THE CLASSIC 51 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:34,948 ERIC CLAPTON SONG, "COCAINE. [ AUDIENCE OOHS OR-- OR, EVER SINCE THE TRUMP 52 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,184 INDICTMENT, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAYING THIS. ♪ BECAUSE I'M HAPPY 53 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:41,588 CLAP ALONG ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ IF YOU FEEL LIK 54 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:45,959 A ROOM WITHOUT A ROOF ♪ Jimmy: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAYING. 55 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:50,330 SOME MORE POLITICAL NEWS GUYS, THE 2024 CAMPAIGN SEASON IS IN FULL SWING 56 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:54,434 AND AFTER MONTHS OF ATTACKS FROM FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP, FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS 57 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,469 IS FINALLY FIGHTING BACK WITH AN ATTACK AD AGAINST TRUMP 58 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:57,737 Steve: OOH. Jimmy: WATCH THIS 59 00:03:58,905 --> 00:03:59,539 TRUMP SHOULD FIGHT 60 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:06,413 DEMOCRATS, NOT LIE ABOUT GOVERNOR DeSANTIS. WHAT HAPPENED TO DONALD TRUMP? 61 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,615 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: BUT TRUMP ISN'T BACKING DOWN 62 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:11,251 IN RESPONSE, HIS SUPER PAC JUST RELEASED AN ATTACK AD BASED ON A STORY-- THIS IS REAL, BY THE 63 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:15,622 WAY. THIS IS-- YOU SAW THIS? Steve: YEAH 64 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,357 Jimmy: THIS IS BASED ON A A STORY THAT DeSANTIS ONCE ATE PUDDING WITH HIS FINGERS 65 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:20,060 DID YOU HEAR THIS? [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THIS IS-- I'M NOT MAKING THIS 66 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,895 UP THIS IS NOT A JOKE Steve: THIS IS REAL 67 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:25,065 Jimmy: THIS IS A REAL ATTACK AD Steve: THIS IS A REAL AD. 68 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,200 Jimmy: THIS IS-- 69 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:27,734 THIS IS REAL CHECK THIS OUT 70 00:04:29,336 --> 00:04:30,170 HIS FINGERS WHERE THEY DON'T 71 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,906 BELONG [ AUDIENCE OHS ] AND WE'RE NOT JUST TALKING 72 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:36,209 ABOUT PUDDING. Steve: OH WOW. 73 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,379 Jimmy: THAT'S REAL. Steve: YEAH Jimmy: THAT IS REAL 74 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,547 THEN THE DeSANTIS SUPER PAC REPLIED WITH - 75 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,286 WITH HIS FINGERS ONE TIME, BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A SPOON. 76 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,955 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEN THE TRUMP SUPER PAC WAS LIKE - 77 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:48,988 Jimmy: THEN THE TRUMP SUPER PAC WAS LIKE - 78 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:55,161 IT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WHEN YOU 79 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,763 DON'T HAVE A SPOON, YOU JUST TOSS THAT PUDDING CUP BACK LIKE A SHOT OF TEQUILA. 80 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,198 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEN THE DeSANTIS AD SAID - 81 00:04:58,198 --> 00:04:58,231 Jimmy: THEN THE DeSANTIS AD SAID - 82 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:04,037 NEED IF YOU'RE REELECTED AND LET ME GUESS, WE'LL ORDER 83 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,406 IT FROM MEXICO, BUT MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 84 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:10,510 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEN TRUMP'S AD SAID - 85 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:10,543 Jimmy: THEN TRUMP'S AD SAID - 86 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:15,081 SUBJECT. HOW DO YOU EAT GO-GURT 87 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:18,785 DO YOU SQUIRT IT OUT ON THE TABLE, THEN SNORT IT [ LAUGHTER ] 88 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:20,286 Jimmy: THEN DeSANTIS' AD SAID - 89 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,559 ARE SO TINY HE'D NEED BOTH OF THEM TO EVEN HOLD A GO-GURT. [ LAUGHTER ] 90 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:29,162 Jimmy: THEN TRUMP'S AD SAID - 91 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,869 YOU USED TO LOVE TRUMP YOU WERE A TOTAL BROWN NOSER 92 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:36,169 Jimmy: AND FINALLY DeSANTIS' AD SAID-- 93 00:05:37,437 --> 00:05:38,271 THAT WAS JUST PUDDING ON MY 94 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:40,573 FACE [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Steve OH! 95 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:51,317 ♪ Jimmy: BIZARRE. DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS? 96 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:56,790 TODAY ELON MUSK CALLED OFF THE LAUNCH OF HIS STARSHIP ROCKET DUE TO A PRESSURE ISSUE. 97 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,859 YEP, ELON TRIED TO MAKE THE SPACEX TEAM FEEL BETTER. HE WAS LIKE, "DON'T WORRY, 98 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,628 GUYS THIS ROCKET'S STILL NOT AS DANGEROUS AS DRIVING A TESLA 99 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:04,030 SO YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] WELL, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 100 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,334 TALKING ABOUT THIS - NETFLIX IS APOLOGIZING AFTER LAST NIGHT'S "LOVE IS BLIND" 101 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:12,105 LIVE REUNION WAS DELAYED DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES YEAH 102 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,775 EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN'T SEE THE REUNION, "LOVE IS BLIND" FANS STILL MANAGED TO FALL IN 103 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:22,716 LOVE WITH IT ANYWAY. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 104 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,584 WELL, GET THIS I SAW THAT-- THANK YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] 105 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,786 THAT'S A REAL GOOD, LONG LAUGH OVER ON THIS SIDE. I APPRECIATE THAT. 106 00:06:26,786 --> 00:06:31,157 GUYS, GET THIS I SAW THAT TUPPERWARE HAS WARNED THAT THEY ARE FACING 107 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:34,327 BANKRUPTCY Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS 108 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:36,062 Jimmy: IT'S REALLY GOTTEN SAD OVER THERE WHEN ASKED FOR A COMMENT, THE 109 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:43,169 CEO OF TUPPERWARE JUST BURPED. [ LAUGHTER ] APPARENTLY SOMEONE BORROWED ALL 110 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:48,074 THEIR INVENTORY AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK. [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,876 THE COMPANY SAYS THAT THEY WERE NEVER THE SAME AFTER THAT ONE TIME THEY USED THEM FOR 112 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:58,385 MARINARA SAUCE [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I HEARD THAT THIEVES IN 113 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:02,155 PHILADELPHIA STOLE 2 MILLION DIMES WORTH $200,000 FROM A TRUCK PARKED AT A MALL 114 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:08,728 THE SUSPECTS ARE DESCRIBED AS "ARMED AND JINGLY. [ LAUGHTER ] 115 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:13,266 OH, MAN, THIS IS GOING VIRAL - A MAN IN NORTH CAROLINA WAS RELAXING ON HIS PATIO WHEN HE 116 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,136 HAD A SURPRISE VISITOR TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 117 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:24,911 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ BEAR GRUNTS [ AUDIENCE OHS ] 118 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:34,154 [ APPLAUSE ] Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT EVERY KID FEELS LIKE WHEN THEY RUN INTO 119 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:39,693 THEIR TEACHER AT A SUPERMARKET [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] I'M NOT SURE THAT CLUTCHING 120 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:46,166 A THROW PILLOW IS HOW YOU PROTECT YOURSELF AGAINST A A BEAR 121 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,068 CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN BEARS USED TO DO COCAINE AND 122 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:52,405 RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FINALLY, YOU GUYS, SPRING IS 123 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:56,776 HERE, OKAY YOU FEELING THIS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 124 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:02,148 THE WEATHER-- THE WEATHER IS WARMING UP THE FLOWERS ARE IN FULL BLOOM, 125 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,784 WHICH INSPIRED ME TO WRITE A A SONG WITH ONE OF OUR GOOD FRIENDS, ANDY SAMBERG. 126 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:08,355 HERE, TAKE A LOOK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 127 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:18,131 [ CLAPPING ] ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD I LOVE PLANTS ♪ 128 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,100 ♪ WATER THE SUN THEM DO A LITTLE DANCE ♪ 129 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,936 ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD PLANTS LOVE ME DIG THEM RAISE THE 130 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,805 ONE TWO THREE ♪ ♪ GO INTO THE GARDE GET ON MY KNEE 131 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:29,075 GIVE A LITTLE DRIN TO MY BONSAI TREES ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT MY POT 132 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:32,479 I'VE GOT MY SEED I GIVE LITTLE KISSES TO THE ITTY BITTY LEAVES ♪ 133 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,647 ♪ MWA FILL A WHOLE HOTHOUS THAT'S MY DREAM ♪ 134 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,717 ♪ I LIKE TO GO GREE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEA I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN ♪ 135 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,486 ♪ I LOVE PLANTS TOO MY WIFE IS LEAVING ME FO ANOTHER MAN ♪ 136 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,888 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD I LOVE PLANT 137 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:45,392 WATER THEM SUN THE DO A LITTLE DANCE ♪ ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD 138 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:49,229 PLANTS LOVE ME DIG THEM RAISE THE ONE TWO THREE ♪ 139 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,731 ♪ SUCCULENTS DON'T NEED THAT MUCH WATE AND THEY LIKE TO LIV 140 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:55,068 WHERE IT'S MUCH HOTTER ♪ ♪ CARING FOR PLANTS IT GIVES ME STRUCTUR 141 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,203 SHE HAD AN AFFAI WITH HER YOGA INSTRUCTOR ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 142 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,406 ♪ I CAN'T GET ENOUG OF MY ORCHID ♪ SHE AND BRADEN WAN 143 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,342 TO HAVE MORE KIDS ♪ ♪ SPROUTS ARE SHORT PLANTS ARE LON 144 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:06,346 I'M AFRAID OF BRAYDE HE SEEMS STRONG ♪ ♪ ONE PLANT D-A-D I B 145 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:09,182 MY KIDS ALREAD CALL HIM DADDY ♪ ♪ SO COUPLES THERAP 146 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,919 THEN WENT BADL SHE SAID I TRIED T COOP HER UP LIKE BRADLEY ♪ 147 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:15,221 ♪ THEN SHE ALSO SAI SHE SLEPT WITH BRADLEY THEN SHE ALSO SAID SHE 148 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,058 SLEPT WITH CHAD LEE ♪ ♪ I SAID EVEN S I LOVE HER MADLY 149 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,227 THEN THE THERAPIST CALLED ME A SIMP ♪ ♪ SHE SAID TAKE SOME TIME 150 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:24,831 TO SELF-REFLEC AND QUOTE UNQUOT FIND SOME SELF-RESPECT ♪ 151 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:27,033 ♪ BUT INSTEAD I WEN STRAIGHT T MY FORMER HOUSE ♪ 152 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,436 ♪ IN SEARCH OF MY SOON-TO-B FORMER SPOUSE ♪ ♪ I DROPPED TO MY KNEES 153 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:32,272 AND BEGGED HER PLEAS TO BE IN A THROUPL WITH ME ♪ 154 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:34,708 ♪ THEY POLITELY PASSE AFTER THINKING IT THROUGH ♪ ♪ THEY SAID WE'RE OPEN TO 155 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,211 A THROUPLE JUST NOT WITH YO WHICH HURT ♪ 156 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:40,613 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ SO I WALKED DOWN THE BLOC I CAME BACK LATE 157 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,049 BUT THEY CHANGED THE LOCK ♪ ♪ SO I BURROWED A HOL UNDERNEATH THE HOUSE 158 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:47,821 AND LAY THERE ALL NIGH QUIET AS A MOUSE ♪ ♪ LISTENING TO THEM BONE ♪ 159 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,789 Jimmy: SHOULD-- SHOULD I, LIKE, GO [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 160 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,058 ♪ AS I LAY THERE BURIED LIKE A PLANT I COULD HEAR THEM GRUN 161 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,728 I COULD HEAR THEM PANT ♪ ♪ THEIR SWEAT DRIPS DOW THROUGH THE FLOORBOARD 162 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,696 ONTO MY FOREHEAD ♪ ♪ I CAN HEAR FOUR WORDS THEY ARE 163 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:59,099 WORTHLESS WORTHLES WORTHLESS WORTHLESS ♪ ♪ WHY AM I HERE 164 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:03,470 WHAT IS MY PURPOSE SMILE ON MY FACE BUT MY LAUGH IS MIRTHLESS ♪ 165 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,539 ♪ I DESERVE TO BE DOWN WHERE THE DIRT IS ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:10,377 [ CLAPPING ] ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD I LOVE PLANT 167 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,679 WATER THEM SUN THE DO A LITTLE DANCE ♪ ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD 168 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:17,517 PLANTS LOVE ME EVERY PLANT I EVER RAISE [ BLEEP ] DIED ♪ 169 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:23,323 [ AUDIENCE OHS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY 170 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:27,360 ANDY SAMBERG, RIGHT THERE. CHECK OUT HIS NEW SHOW - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 171 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:31,064 "DIGMAN!" AIRING WEDNESDAYS AT 10:30 ON COMEDY CENTRAL. WE LOVE YOU, ANDY. 172 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:38,304 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW CHRIS EVANS IS HERE TONIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 173 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:43,543 LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER IS JOINING US [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 174 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,513 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM TOOSII [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 175 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,947 STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRIS EVANS, EVERYBODY. 176 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:51,017 COME ON BACK ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 177 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:56,923 ♪ ♪ I'M A PLANT DAD 178 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:57,657 STAND WITH THE ROOTS CRE DO A LITTLE RHYME ♪ 179 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:58,892 Jimmy: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 180 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:01,761 GHOSTED, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE, CHRIS I DON'T KNOW, I PROBABLY 181 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,697 BLOCKED IT OUT IF IT'S HAPPENED HAVE YOU 182 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:07,867 [ LAUGHTER ] BE HONEST. Jimmy: I'M TOO-- I'M TOO 183 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,705 OLD TO KIND OF-- I-- WELL, SEE, I KIND OF FEEL THE SAME WAY 184 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,207 Jimmy: MAYBE WITH LETTERS DO LETTERS COUNT I MEAN - 185 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:35,729 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A A GIANT MOVIE STAR AND A 186 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,697 A FANTASTIC ACTOR, WHO STARS IN AND PRODUCED THE NEW MOVIE, "GHOSTED," WHICH PREMIERES 187 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,534 GLOBALLY THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. 188 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,269 EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME, CHRIS EVANS! 189 00:11:44,971 --> 00:12:08,061 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT 190 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:12,065 I'M TALKING ABOUT. CHRIS EVANS, WEL - HELLO, EVERYONE 191 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,070 [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY THAT'S GOT TO FEEL GOOD. 192 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,872 YEAH, YEAH, EVERY TIME. Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW 193 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,074 THANKS, MAN Jimmy: IT IS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE YOU. 194 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,477 YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO THE SHOW. SINCE I'VE LAST SEEN YOU, 195 00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,647 THOUGH, SOME-- A MAJOR THING HAPPENED I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS 196 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,150 YOU WERE NAMED "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. THAT'S RIGHT. 197 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:35,422 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 198 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,390 THAT'S RIGHT Jimmy: WOW. THAT'S RIGHT. 199 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,359 Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING YEAH 200 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,227 THAT'S RIGHT. Jimmy: AND YOU-- THAT'S RIGHT. 201 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,996 Jimmy: YEAH [ LAUGHTER ] YOU-- YOU TYPE-- YOU PUT, 202 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,764 "THANKS, 'PEOPLE.' I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT IT'S DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW IN 203 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:49,636 PAUL RUDD'S FOOTSTEPS-- YEAH. Jimmy:-- IN ANY CAPACITY, 204 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:52,105 BUT I'LL DO MY BEST. WHICH IS TRUE I MEAN - 205 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,107 Jimmy: I KNOW-- PRETTY MUCH IN ANY CAPACITY, IT'S TOUGH TO FOLLOW 206 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,909 HIM. ISN'T IT Jimmy: YEAH, DID YOU HEAR 207 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,813 ANYTHING FROM PAUL RUDD SINCE-- YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY-- I'M IN 208 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,381 A-- I'M IN A FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE WITH PAUL AND A FEW OTHER ACTOR BUDDIES. 209 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:07,420 SO, THEY-- THEY HAZE YOU. AND IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THAT'S-- THAT'S ALL THAT TITLE 210 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:11,925 DOES, IS GIVE YOU A HARD TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN Jimmy: YEAH, DID YOU GET-- 211 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:16,196 LIKE NOBODY ON THE STREET'S LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DID IT." 212 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:19,232 Jimmy: CONGRAT-- [ LAUGHTER ] CONGRATULATIONS. 213 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,201 NOW EVERYONE'S LIKE-- NO, THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE JUST BUSTING YOUR BALLS. 214 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,969 Jimmy: JUST HAZING-- YEAH, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. 215 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,805 THAT'S IT YEAH Jimmy: HOW DID YOU DO IN THE 216 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,974 FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM? WELL, I DIDN'T DO WELL THIS YEAR, BUT I'VE WON A FEW TIMES, 217 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,209 SO-- SO I HAVE BRAGGING RIGHTS Jimmy: OH, YEAH 218 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,945 YEAH [ CHEERS ] I WANTED TO ASK YOU THIS 219 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,381 QUESTION, BECAUSE IT'S-- I FOUND THIS VERY INTERESTING. I THINK THAT YOU MIGHT-- I 220 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:39,819 HAVE TO THANK YOU AND GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR MY FIRST EVER-- I HEARD THIS. 221 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,323 YOU'RE-- KEEP-- GO, GO THIS IS AMAZING. YOUR PRODUCER TOLD ME THIS 222 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,725 Jimmy: MY ACTING-- MY ACTING DEBUT, MY TELEVISION DEBUT-- 223 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:49,996 WAS - Jimmy:-- WAS "SPIN CITY. WHICH IS WHERE I INTERNED IN 224 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,965 THE CASTING OFFICE - Jimmy: SO, YOU-- -- AROUND THE SAME TIME 225 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:55,368 DID I-- Jimmy: I THINK YOU MIGHT'VE CAST - 226 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,003 DID I GIVE YOU YOUR FIRST JOB? [ LAUGHTER ] 227 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,506 Jimmy: WOW. I MEAN, THIS IS-- I FEEL LIKE I OWE MY WHOLE CAREER TO YOU 228 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,940 FOR-- YEAH, IT'S AMAZING. YEAH 229 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:03,143 WHAT YEAR WAS IT I MEAN, IT WAS '98 Jimmy: '98. 230 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,545 '98 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS ] 231 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:09,149 Jimmy: I PLAYED-- I PLAYED - YOU'RE WELCOME. 232 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,351 Jimmy: WOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WAIT, SO-- I MEAN, FOR REAL 233 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,787 I REMEMBER I WAS-- I WAS NERVOUS. I WENT IN. 234 00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:15,221 I READ FOR THIS ROLE AS PHOTOGRAPHER NUMBER ONE OR SOMETHING. 235 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:19,659 YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: AND I WALKED IN, I-- AND I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THAT 236 00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,728 SPECIAL. SO, I'M LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO GET THIS." 237 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,498 BUT YOU GOT IT. Jimmy: "YOU DID IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 238 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,468 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT CAN I SAY? Jimmy: BUT HOW OLD-- WELL, 239 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:32,172 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OLD WERE YOU WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 240 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,174 IT WAS THE SUMMER OF MY JUNIOR GOING INTO SENIOR YEAR. I KNEW I WANTED TO ACT, SO I 241 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:39,079 MOVED TO THE CITY. I GOT A JOB INTERNING AT A A CASTING OFFICE JUST TO MEET 242 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:43,683 AGENTS, YOU KNOW AND IT WAS - Jimmy: DID THAT WORK? 243 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,852 IT DID ACTUALLY IT'S A HUMBLING EXPERIENCE THOUGH 244 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:49,622 I MEAN, YOU-- YOU COME INTO YOUR JOB ON A MONDAY AFTER THERE'S, YOU KNOW, AN AUDITION 245 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,425 GOES OUT WHAT WAS-- WHAT WAS THE PART YOU HAD? 246 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,095 Jimmy: PHOTOGRAPHER NUMBER ONE. PHOTOGRAPHER NUMBER ONE 247 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,230 YEAH SO, YOU SHOW UP AT YOUR DESK AND YOU GOT-- 248 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,332 Jimmy: HOLD YOUR-- HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE. [ LAUGHTER ] 249 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,602 YOU GOT-- YOU GOT-- [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THEY REMEMBER IT 250 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,471 A STACK OF ENVELOPES FROM ALL THESE AGENTS IN TOWN Jimmy: HEADSHOTS. 251 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,873 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. AND YOUR BOSS COMES IN AND I DON'T WANT TO GET ANYBODY 252 00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,641 IN TROUBLE, SPECIFICALLY MY OLD BOSS BUT SHE WOULD-- SHE WOULD 253 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,710 PLUCK OUT TWO OR THREE ENVELOPES, AND I THREW THE REST IN THE TRASH 254 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,712 [ AUDIENCE OOHS SHE JUST CHUCKED THEM. AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE, "WOW, 255 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,282 THIS INDUSTRY IS BRUTAL. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH, IT REALLY IS THAT 256 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,118 BRUTAL, RIGHT? YEAH, YEAH. Jimmy: 'CAUSE YOU GO LIKE-- 257 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,919 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET HIRED. I MEAN, I DIDN'T HAVE AN AGENT 258 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,057 I DIDN'T - YEAH, WELL-- Jimmy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW 259 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,425 I GOT IN THERE YEAH. WELL, YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T GET 260 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,761 UPSET AT YOUR AGENT. THAT'S WHAT IT TOLD ME YOUR AGENT CAN BE TRYING, BUT 261 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,063 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THEY - Jimmy: IT DOESN'T --- END UP IN THE TRASH. 262 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,432 Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S JUST A PILE OF STUFF. AND THEN YOU JUST SAW MY 263 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,634 HEADSHOT AND YOU WERE LIKE - AND I WAS LIKE, "THIS GUY'S GOT SOMETHING. 264 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,870 Jimmy: WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS GUY - 265 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,205 OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE YOUR HEADSHOT. Jimmy: NO, NO 266 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,341 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS GUY SHOULD 267 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,610 BE--" BUT DO YOU REMEMBER CASTING ANY OTHER FAMOUS TALK SHOW HOSTS 268 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:47,080 NO, I - [ LAUGHTER ] I JUST SAT IN THE FRONT ROOM 269 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:52,452 SETTING UP AUDITIONS I REMEMBER SOME ACTORS WOULD COME IN. 270 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,654 I REMEMBER SEEING JESSE-- YOUNG JESSE EISENBERG. Jimmy: YEAH 271 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:58,091 A YOUNG-- YOUNG JIM GAFFIGAN WOULD COME IN THERE A LOT. 272 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,460 Jimmy: THAT'S WELL. BUT AGAIN, THESE ARE-- YEAH, YEAH 273 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,397 I MEAN, THIS IS BACK IN, LIKE, '98. Jimmy: YEAH 274 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,032 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, "GHOSTED. IT'S ON APPLE TV PLUS. 275 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,202 IT'S A ROMANTIC COMEDY YOU, ANA de ARMAS. IT IS LIKE - 276 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,838 [ CHEERS ] YEAH, EXACTLY. I GO-- AND YOU TWO TOGETHER 277 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,474 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH YEAH. 278 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,876 Jimmy: SO, THE IDEA IS THAT YOU GUYS-- MEET CUTE. YOU GO ON A DATE 279 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,611 UH-HUH. Jimmy: AND THEN YOU THINK SHE MAY HAVE GHOSTED YOU 280 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,046 YEP Jimmy: AND THEN YOU-- YOU FIND HER 281 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,781 SHE-- SHE-- FIND HER. 282 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:26,052 TRACK HER DOWN [ LAUGHTER ] KIND OF STALKER MY WAY - 283 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,754 Jimmy: YEAH YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THIS AMAZING DATE 284 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,490 YOU HAVE THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE WITH SOMEONE. YOU GO HOME, YOU TELL YOUR 285 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,094 FAMILY, YOUR FRIENDS, AND THEN YOU DON'T HEAR FROM HER. SHE-- SHE GHOSTED ME. 286 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,063 Jimmy: YEAH [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: LISTEN TO THIS 287 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,766 REACTION [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH. 288 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,502 Jimmy: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS YEAH, I KNOW, I WAS IN TEARS I GO, "WHAT? 289 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:47,674 [ LAUGHTER ] "NOT MY CHRIS. [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,510 BUT YOU-- SHE ACTUALLY HAS LIKE AN APPLE TAG, YOU HAVE, LIKE, A TRACKER. 291 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,246 THAT SHE TAKES, LIKE, YOUR JACKET OR SOMETHING-- YEAH, YEAH. 292 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,215 Jimmy: YOUR INHALER I THINK IT'S MY INHALER Jimmy: YES. 293 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:57,617 IT'S A LOT LESS COOL THAN MY JACKET [ LAUGHTER ] 294 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,020 Jimmy: SORRY. IT'S MY INHALER Jimmy: SHE HAS YOUR INHALER 295 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,454 AND YOU GO, "I KNOW WHERE SHE IS." "I KNOW WHERE SHE IS. 296 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,757 AND MY FAMILY IS LIKE, "YOU SHOULD GO. YOU THINK-- YOU KNOW, HE'S-- 297 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:06,059 YOU KNOW Jimmy: YEAH HE THINKS IT'S A BIG, GRAND 298 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:10,363 ROMANTIC GESTURE AND HE ENDS UP GETTING-- SHE'S A SPY, AND HE ENDS UP GETTING 299 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,865 CAUGHT UP IN THIS WORLD OF ESPIONAGE. Jimmy: IT'S SUPER FUN 300 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,667 IT'S REALLY FUN Jimmy: AND YOU GO, OH, MY GOSH 301 00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:16,236 TWO-- PLUG YOUR EARS - - REALLY GOOD-LOOKING PEOPLE 302 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:19,039 IN THIS THING. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I JUST LOVE THE WHOLE IDEA 303 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:23,109 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GHOSTED DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE, CHRIS? 304 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,911 YOU KNOW, THAT'S, LIKE, THE NUMBER ONE QUESTION I'M GETTING ASKED ON THIS PRESS TOUR 305 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:30,684 I MEAN - Jimmy: IT'S-- YOU CAN SAY, "NO ONE'S LISTENING. 306 00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,186 WELL, YOU KNOW-- [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW 307 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,288 I PROBABLY BLOCKED IT OUT IF IT'S HAPPENED. HAVE YOU 308 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,524 BE HONEST. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'M TOO OLD TO KIND 309 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,591 OF - WELL, SEE, I, KIND OF, FEEL THE SAME WAY 310 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,861 LIKE, I MEANT-- Jimmy: I-- LETTERS DOES LETTERS COUNT 311 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,164 [ LAUGHTER ] I MEAN, TEXTING DIDN'T EXIST WHEN I WAS DATING, YOU KNOW? 312 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:48,101 YOUR PEN PAL JUST FELL OFF. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, RAN OUT OF INK 313 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:53,073 YOU KNOW ME. OH, YEAH, I DIDN'T GET A PEN-- EXACTLY. 314 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,475 BUT, I MEAN, I'M SURE I WAS. I MEAN, THERE'S DEFINITELY MOMENTS WHERE I GO, "OH, 315 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:58,278 THEY--" YEAH. Jimmy:-- "THEY'RE NOT INTO 316 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:02,882 ME." WELL, SEE, WHAT I SAY, IS I'D ALMOST RATHER BE GHOSTED 317 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,651 BECAUSE YOU CAN TELL YOURSELF A STORY. LIKE, MAYBE THEY, YOU KNOW, 318 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,219 LOST THEIR PHONE IF YOU'VE HAD THE WORST, WHICH IS JUST KIND OF A GRADUAL LESS 319 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,322 AND LESS AND LESS TEXTS AND THERE'S REALLY NO CONFUSING WHAT'S GOING ON. 320 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:16,129 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S HEARTBREAKING. 321 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,864 Jimmy: BUT I WILL SAY THERE'S SOME OTHER CAMEOS, THAT I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ALLOWED TO 322 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,700 TALK ABOUT THERE ARE SOME CAMEOS, WHICH YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK 323 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,871 ABOUT, WHICH I JUST LEARNED RIGHT BEFORE WE CAME OUT [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 324 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,940 SO, GOOD THING I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING [ LAUGHTER ] 325 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,111 BUT THEY'RE GREAT CAMEOS Jimmy: BUT THEY'RE REALLY GREAT CAMEOS 326 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,779 YEAH, THERE-- THERE'S SOME FRIENDLY-- FRIENDLY FACES Jimmy: GOOD BUDDIES OF 327 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,482 YOURS. YEAH. Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH 328 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,451 SOME FACES THAT YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE YEAH. 329 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,887 Jimmy: YEAH CAN I-- LEGALLY I CAN SAY THAT 330 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,623 CAMEOS IT'S SUCH AN AWFUL THING TO DO Jimmy: OH, I WOULDN'T KNOW 331 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:48,061 WHAT IT'S LIKE [ LAUGHTER ] I'M VERY AVAILABLE 332 00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:52,932 IT-- IT'S-- THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THE CAMEOS ARE SUPER GOOD AND SUPER FUNNY. 333 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,701 THEY'RE FANTASTIC Jimmy: AND THEY'RE PEOPLE THAT YOU LOVE. 334 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,737 AND YOU GO-- AND THEY CRUSH AND THEY SHOWED UP. Jimmy: THEY SHOWED UP 335 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,006 THEY SHOWED UP FOR ME WE ASKED, AND THEY SHOWED UP Jimmy: SO NOW, SHOW UP FOR 336 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:02,042 CHRIS EVANS. HERE WE GO I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. 337 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:05,011 HERE'S CHRIS EVANS AND ANA de ARMAS IN "GHOSTED." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 338 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:05,045 ANA de ARMAS IN "GHOSTED." TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 339 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:21,494 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DRAMATIC MUSIC ] 340 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:26,032 [ GRUNTING ] [ ELECTRIC SHOCK ] [ BLEEP 341 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:33,440 ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOOK A PICTURE OF ME WHILE I WAS 342 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,942 SLEEPING NOT OF YOU. OF US. 343 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:42,749 I KNEW YOU WERE A CREEP ♪ I'M NOT A CREEP 344 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:46,052 YOU KNOW WHO SAYS THAT A LOT? CREEPS 345 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:52,292 Jimmy: OH, COME ON! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHRIS EVANS. 346 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:55,228 "GHOSTED" PREMIERES GLOBALLY ON APPLE TV PLUS, THIS FRIDAY CHRIS AND I ARE DOING "THE 347 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,530 WHISPER CHALLENGE" WHEN WE COME BACK STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 348 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:02,702 COME BACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 349 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:10,143 THIS IS SO FUNNY. Jimmy: BOO. POO 350 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:15,882 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: BOO. POO 351 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,930 Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH 352 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:35,101 CHRIS EVANS, RIGHT HERE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "GHOSTED" IS HIS MOVIE 353 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,703 AND WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY "THE WHISPER CHALLENGE. 354 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:46,713 WHISPER CHALLENGE Jimmy: NOW, HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS 355 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,682 YOU CAN PLAY THIS AT HOME IF YOU'D LIKE ONE PERSON PUTS ON THESE 356 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:51,618 HEADPHONES WITH LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. OKAY 357 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:56,322 THEN, THE OTHER PERSON PICKS UP A CARD I HAVE THESE CARDS HERE, OKAY? 358 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,324 AND YOU'RE GOING TO READ THE RANDOM PHRASE ON THAT CARD THE PERSON WEARING THE 359 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,261 HEADPHONES HAS TO TRY TO GUESS WHAT THEY JUST SAID, JUST BY READING YOUR LIPS. 360 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,730 ALL RIGHT? [ CHEERS ] CHRIS, GO AHEAD AND PUT ON THE 361 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,966 HEADPHONES I PUT ON THE-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 362 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,169 Jimmy: I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE GOOD ALL RIGHT, I'LL PLAY THE MUSIC 363 00:21:09,169 --> 00:21:11,371 NOW. HOLD ON. THAT SHOULD BE KIND OF - 364 00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,340 IS THAT-- OH OH, YOU GET-- IT'S A BOP. 365 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:17,377 IT'S A BOP [ CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY COME ON. 366 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,347 IT'S A CHRIS EVANS BOP WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Jimmy: OH, I'M SORRY. 367 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,149 OH, NOW, IT'S GOOD OH YEAH, I CAN NOW HEAR IT THROUGH 368 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,085 YOUR HEADPHONES. ALL RIGHT. GOOD 369 00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:28,988 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 370 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:39,933 [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS SO FUNNY. Jimmy: BOO. 371 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:45,405 POO [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 372 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:55,348 Jimmy: BOO. POO [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,017 Jimmy: BOO! BOO Jimmy: YES! 374 00:21:57,017 --> 00:22:00,053 VERY GOOD, YES [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 375 00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:03,056 IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK ALL RIGHT, COME ON 376 00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:05,325 ALL RIGHT. WE GOT THAT ONE. WE GOT THAT ONE. 377 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,261 COME ON. WOW. OKAY. 378 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:12,132 YEAH, I WENT FOR IT. ALL RIGHT. READY? 379 00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:20,340 THIS IS REALLY FUN OH, I LOVE IT. DUNKIN' COOLATTA 380 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:22,609 Jimmy: TALKING TO A DAHLIA. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU DIDN'T EVEN LET ME 381 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,377 FINISH WAIT Jimmy: YEP. 382 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:29,849 WAIT. Jimmy: YEP. DUNKIN' COOLATTA. 383 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:34,087 Jimmy: TALKING ELANA. [ LAUGHTER ] DUNKIN' - 384 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,956 Jimmy: TALKING-- COOLATTA. Jimmy: QUILATTA 385 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:40,260 CLOSE, CLOSE. Jimmy: OH, COOLATTA DUNKIN' COOLATTA 386 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:44,864 BAM [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 387 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,801 Jimmy: YOU KNOW MY DUNKIN' COOLATTA DUDE, DUNKIN' COOLATTA IS MY 388 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:52,839 JAM! COME ON. I KNEW DUNKIN' COOLATTA. 389 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,842 IT LOOKED LIKE TALKING TALKING. I COULD PLAY THIS GAME FOR 390 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:58,211 HOURS. Jimmy: YEAH, LET'S DO IT. LET'S DO IT, LET'S DO IT 391 00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:00,413 ALL RIGHT, BUD LET ME KNOW IF IT'S WORKING. YEP. 392 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:08,388 OKAY HM WEED WHACKER 393 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,690 [ LAUGHTER ] WEED WHACKER. Jimmy: YES! 394 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:14,294 WAIT, WHAT [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 395 00:23:14,294 --> 00:23:17,130 THAT WAS TOO EASY THAT WAS TOO EASY. Jimmy: HOW? 396 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,132 I DIDN'T EVEN-- YEAH, THAT WAS TOO EASY Jimmy: HOW DID YOU GET WEED 397 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,634 WHACKER? THAT WAS TOO EASY Jimmy: IT WAS 398 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,737 'CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE WEED WHACKER. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 399 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,372 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, DUDE 400 00:23:25,372 --> 00:23:27,340 THAT'S A GOOD PARTNER RIGHT THERE. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS FOR ALL THE 401 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,409 MARBLES. LET'S DO IT. OKAY. 402 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:34,681 OKAY I LIKE IT. DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE. 403 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,183 Jimmy: THAT WAS IT? [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT 404 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:40,253 START AGAIN. READY? AND-- 405 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,122 DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE Jimmy: SORRY. AGAIN. 406 00:23:42,122 --> 00:23:45,525 ONE MORE TIME. DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE Jimmy: TELL THE TRUTH 407 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:52,198 [ LAUGHTER ] DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE Jimmy: TOUCH THE-- TOUCH 408 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:56,469 THE JUICE? [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT 409 00:23:56,469 --> 00:24:00,507 DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE. Jimmy: TATTOO JUICE [ LAUGHTER ] 410 00:24:00,507 --> 00:24:02,475 DUCK, DUCK-- Jimmy: IS THAT ANOTHER NAME FOR A BEER 411 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:07,847 TATTOO JUICE [ LAUGHTER ] DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE 412 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,684 Jimmy: TUCK, TUCK - DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE! YEAH! 413 00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:12,552 [ DINGING [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: CHRIS EVANS, 414 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:17,590 EVERYBODY. HIS MOVIE, "GHOSTED" PREMIERES ON APPLE TV PLUS THIS FRIDAY 415 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:23,596 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND 416 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:50,557 DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 417 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,493 Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN EGOT-WINNING BROADWAY SUPERSTAR, WHO COMPOSED SOME OF 418 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,462 THE BIGGEST MUSICALS IN HISTORY, LIKE "CATS" AND "PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. 419 00:24:55,462 --> 00:25:01,835 HIS-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE IT GOES ON AND ON. 420 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,638 "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR. I MEAN, THE GUY-- HIS LATEST MUSICAL, 421 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,607 "BAD CINDERELLA" IS PLAYING NOW AT THE IMPERIAL THEATER ON BROADWAY 422 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,310 PLEASE WELCOME LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER 423 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:27,861 ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 424 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:31,798 Jimmy: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT NOW, WHAT'S ALL THIS BUSINESS ABOUT DUCK, DUCK, 425 00:25:31,798 --> 00:25:36,069 GOOSE? Jimmy: YEAH, NO, NO WE'RE NOT PLAYING DUCK, DUCK, 426 00:25:36,069 --> 00:25:38,171 GOOSE. NO, I JUST WONDERED BECAUSE I'VE DONE "CATS" IN MY DAY 427 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:43,243 Jimmy: YEAH, NO THIS IS BIG DEAL LAST NIGHT WAS THE LAST 428 00:25:43,243 --> 00:25:46,713 PERFORMANCE, AFTER 35 YEARS, OF "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" ON BROADWAY 429 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,549 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YEP IT WAS 430 00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:56,089 Jimmy: FINAL PERFORMANCE ON BROADWAY AND THERE YOU ARE, THERE 431 00:25:56,089 --> 00:26:00,860 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL-- Jimmy: HOW-- HOW DID IT 432 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,797 FEEL TO BE IN THE THEATER YESTERDAY? WELL, IT WAS STRANGE REALLY, 433 00:26:03,797 --> 00:26:05,598 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE FUNNY THINGS THAT'S HAPPENED WITH "PHANTOM" IS THAT OVER THE 434 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:11,671 LAST FEW YEARS-- WELL, FEW MONTHS REALLY-- A YOUNG AUDIENCE FOUND IT. 435 00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:17,477 AND IT'S-- I DON'T KNOW IT WAS SAD LAST NIGHT, BECAUSE I JUST FELT IT COULD RUN ON. 436 00:26:17,477 --> 00:26:21,514 BUT THERE YOU GO Jimmy: I THINK IT WILL LIVE FOREVER, PERSONALLY. 437 00:26:21,514 --> 00:26:25,051 I MEAN - WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER KNOW, DO 438 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:27,220 YOU? Jimmy: NO THE GREAT THING ABOUT 439 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:30,390 MUSICALS IS-- IS THAT WHEN EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER-- WHICH IS OFTEN VERY UNUSUAL. 440 00:26:30,390 --> 00:26:36,296 IT IS ACTUALLY VERY UNUSUAL. LIKE THE PRODUCTION, THE WHOLE THING MESHES-- IT'S JUST ONE 441 00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:39,899 OF THOSE MOMENTS I MEAN, IT HAPPENED WITH "LION KING." 442 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:43,970 IT'S HAPPENED WITH "HAMILTON." IT'S HAPPENED WITH ME WITH "PHANTOM." 443 00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:47,340 IT DOESN'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN Jimmy: NO, AND DID YOU KNOW ONCE, WHEN YOU-- WHEN YOU 444 00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:50,744 WROTE IT, WHEN YOU DID IT, AND YOU GO "THIS IS GOING TO BE A HIT" 445 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:55,115 "THIS IS GOING TO RUN FOR 35 YEARS"? WELL, NOT-- NOT REALLY 446 00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,783 I MEAN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, IN THE DRESS REHEARSAL WE HAD, HAL PRINC-- THE GREAT 447 00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:01,688 LEGENDARY DIRECTOR, HAL PRINCE - Jimmy: YES. 448 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,490 HAD THIS IDEA THAT-- SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW IN "PHANTOM" WE GO UP TO THE ROOF. 449 00:27:03,490 --> 00:27:12,032 AND HE HAD THIS IDEA THAT PIGEONS WOULD FLY FROM THE ROOF OVER THE AUDIENCE. 450 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:17,270 IN THE DRESS REHEARSAL, THEY MADE-- SHALL WE PUT IT THIS WAY? 451 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:20,040 A MESS [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH 452 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,842 4-D. THE PIGEONS LEFT. Jimmy: YES, WELL, 453 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,578 APPARENTLY, THAT'S GOOD LUCK APPARENTLY, THAT'S GOOD LUCK YEAH 454 00:27:25,578 --> 00:27:28,548 BUT "PIGEONS: THE MUSICAL" I HAVEN'T DONE [ LAUGHTER ] 455 00:27:28,548 --> 00:27:29,949 Jimmy: WE GOTTA WORK ON THAT I'M GOING TO READ YOU SOME 456 00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:30,950 STATS HERE YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD ALL THESE. 457 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,686 BUT JUST IN CASE ANYONE WANTS TO KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF-- "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" 458 00:27:32,686 --> 00:27:34,320 HOLDS THE RECORD AS THE LONGEST RUNNING SHOW IN BROADWAY HISTORY, PLAYING 459 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:47,300 13,981 PERFORMANCES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING IS 460 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,269 CERTIFIED QUADRUPLE PLATINUM AND IS THE BEST-SELLING CAST RECORDING OF ALL TIME. 461 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:59,746 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THE ORCHESTRA AT "PHANTOM" WAS ONE OF BROADWAY'S LARGEST, 462 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,715 HOLDING 27 FULL-TIME MUSICIANS, 11 OF WHOM WERE WITH THE SHOW SINCE IT FIRST OPENED. 463 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:13,426 [ APPLAUSE ] AND THEN-- I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT. 464 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,829 "THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA" HAS BEEN THE LARGEST GENERATOR OF INCOME AND JOBS IN BROADWAY AND 465 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:19,132 U.S. THEATRICAL HISTORY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND LET'S JUST SAY HOW GREAT 466 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:22,535 IT IS TO HAVE A LIVE BAND, AND HOW GREAT THESE GUYS ARE Jimmy: I KNOW, THE ROOTS ARE 467 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:28,441 FANTASTIC. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE NOTHING LIKE THEM. 468 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:35,215 CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT "CATS" HOW DOES - [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 469 00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:40,153 HOW DOES ONE COME UP WITH AN IDEA LIKE "CATS" AND ARE YOU A CAT PERSON 470 00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:42,555 WELL, I AM A CAT PERSON WELL, I WAS-- [ CHEERS ] 471 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:46,926 - A TOTAL CAT PERSON UNTIL I SAW THE "CATS" MOVIE [ LAUGHTER ] 472 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:53,066 Jimmy: NO, YOU CAN'T SAY-- NO-- NO YOU CAN'T - [ APPLAUSE ] 473 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:55,702 NO STANDING, NO STANDING BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE "CATS" MOVIE WAS DURING THE 474 00:28:55,702 --> 00:28:57,470 COURSE OF IT BEING, AS IT WERE, SHOT-- WHICH I HOPED THE WHOLE MOVIE WOULD HAVE BEEN-- 475 00:28:57,470 --> 00:29:04,444 [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I-- I BOUGHT THIS LITTLE PUPPY. 476 00:29:04,444 --> 00:29:08,181 AND HE'S CALLED MOJITO HE'S A LITTLE-- AND HE'S A LITTLE HAVANESE DOG. 477 00:29:08,181 --> 00:29:18,658 HE COMES FROM CUBA AND THAT'S LITTLE 'JITI. Jimmy: THAT'S YOU AND 478 00:29:18,658 --> 00:29:20,660 MOJITO YEAH, MOJITO. [ AUDIENCE AWWs 479 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:22,529 AND SO, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TAKE A THERAPY-- OR DOG 480 00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:24,597 LIKE THAT KIND ON AIRPLANES. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN-- Jimmy: OH, SURE 481 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,932 BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A DOCTOR'S CERTIFICATE TO DO IT 482 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:31,871 Jimmy: YES. YOU KNOW THAT SO, I FORGET WHICH AIRLINE IT 483 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:34,341 WAS NOW, BUT I SAID TO THE AIRLINE, "I HAVE TO HAVE MY LITTLE THERAPY COMPANION DOG 484 00:29:34,341 --> 00:29:37,077 WITH ME. AND THEY SAID, "YOU NEED A A DOCTOR'S LETTER. 485 00:29:37,077 --> 00:29:41,448 AND SO, I JUST SAID, "I SAW THE 'CATS' MOVIE AND BOUGHT A PUPPY. 486 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:53,293 AND THEY SAID-- AND THEY SAID, "NO DOCTOR'S LETTER REQUIRED." [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 487 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,495 Jimmy: MOJITO CAN TRAVEL. MOJITO CAN TRAVEL WITH YOU CAN WE TALK ABOUT "BAD 488 00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,097 CINDERELLA"? THIS IS YOUR NEW PROJECT, RIGHT HERE 489 00:29:57,097 --> 00:30:00,934 HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO TAKE ON CINDERELLA FOR YOUR NEXT SHOW? WELL, IT'S A VERY LONG-- 490 00:30:00,934 --> 00:30:04,337 VERY LONG STORY. BUT IT'S WRITTEN BY EMERALD FENNELL WHO WROTE 491 00:30:04,337 --> 00:30:07,407 "PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN." I'VE KNOWN HER FOR A-- FOR A WHILE. 492 00:30:07,407 --> 00:30:11,111 I MEAN, SHE'S A, YOU KNOW, SHE WAS A BABY WHEN I FIRST KNEW HER. 493 00:30:11,111 --> 00:30:13,313 BUT SHE HAD THIS IDEA TO DO A KIND OF ALTERNATIVE CINDERELLA 494 00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:15,815 AND I LIKED THE IDEA I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN TO DO, BECAUSE IT'S A FUN STORY, 495 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:22,655 YOU KNOW AND IT'S, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE - 496 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,725 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST LET MY HAIR DOWN A BIT. Jimmy: YEAH 497 00:30:25,725 --> 00:30:30,630 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] AND I'M QUITE-- QUITE-- I HAVEN'T GOT VERY MUCH OF IT 498 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:36,236 LEFT BUT WHAT I HAD, I LET DOWN Jimmy: YEAH 499 00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,004 AND YOU-- AND YOU HEAR THESE SONGS-- LIKE, IF I-- IF I BRING UP 500 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:42,575 A SHOW, CAN YOU-- CAN YOU TALK ABOUT A SONG WELL, IT'S QUITE A GOOD 501 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:45,211 IDEA I WAS ONCE IN THE PENINSULA IN LOS ANGELES. 502 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,381 AND VERY LATE AT NIGHT, BECAUSE I WAS ON ENGLISH TIME, I WENT DOWN TO THE BAR. 503 00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:52,952 AND IN THE BAR WAS FRANK SINATRA. AND I WENT OVER TO HIM, AND WE 504 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:57,357 SAID HELLO AND EVERYTHING. AND HE SAID THE ONE GREAT LINE OF MY CAREER - 505 00:30:57,357 --> 00:31:01,394 THE GRAND PIANO IS AT THE OTHER END OF THE BAR AND HE SAID TO THE BARMAN, 506 00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:05,765 "BRING ME THE GRAND PIANO. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] SO, IF YOU'RE ABLE TO DO 507 00:31:05,765 --> 00:31:13,540 THAT - Jimmy: FOR-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 508 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:15,508 FOR LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER, WE CAN BRING YOU THE PIANO ANYTHING FOR YOU 509 00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:26,086 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU, BUD THIS IS-- 510 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:30,990 ♪ WE'RE IN FOR A TREAT TONIGHT THIS IS FANTASTIC. 511 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:35,695 THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS I APPRECIATE THIS. HOW ABOUT "PHANTOM OF THE 512 00:31:35,695 --> 00:31:39,866 OPERA" WELL, WE CAN DO THE OBVIOUS ♪ 513 00:31:39,866 --> 00:31:45,972 Jimmy: COME ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S-- RIGHT NOW WE GOT OUR 514 00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:48,108 MONEY'S WORTH. I'M VERY HAPPY ALREADY RIGHT, I'M OFF. 515 00:31:48,108 --> 00:31:50,643 Jimmy: THAT'S IT. RIGHT, YEAH. BUT YOU HEAR THAT AND YOU GO, 516 00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:55,715 "OH, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING THAT WILL STICK IN PEOPLE'S HEADS"? 517 00:31:55,715 --> 00:31:57,317 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A A GREAT, GREAT START FOR THIS WHOLE THING TO SEE THE 518 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,886 CHANDELIER RISE UP AND THEN, YOU HEAR THOSE NOTES-- 519 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:05,258 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I JUST-- AND SOMETIMES MUSIC AND WHAT YOU THINK OF VISUALLY 520 00:32:05,258 --> 00:32:07,427 COMES TOGETHER Jimmy: HOW ABOUT "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR"? 521 00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:08,862 WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT, BUT-- ♪ 522 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:20,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ ACTUALLY, I WAS GOING PAST 523 00:32:20,173 --> 00:32:25,645 A RESTAURANT IN LONDON AND I WAS A KID, THEN. AND I THOUGHT, "I'VE GOT THIS 524 00:32:25,645 --> 00:32:27,480 TUNE IN MY HEAD. AND I WENT INTO THE RESTAURANT, AND I SAID, "CAN YOU PLEASE 525 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:33,386 GIVE ME A PAPER NAPKIN? SOMETHING I CAN WRITE THIS DOWN ON." 526 00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:39,192 AND THEY SAID, FINE. AND A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER, I USED THAT-- 527 00:32:39,192 --> 00:32:42,095 Jimmy: WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, DO PEOPLE GO, "OH, WE'RE GOING TO - 528 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:44,230 WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS"? OR, YOU-- HOW DO YOU SELL A A MUSICAL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 529 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:50,103 JESUS? WELL, THAT WAS A-- [ LAUGHTER ] 530 00:32:50,103 --> 00:32:52,372 THAT WAS A VERY LONG STORY, AND NOBODY WANTED TO PRODUCE IT. SO, IT BECAME AN ALBUM FIRST, 531 00:32:52,372 --> 00:33:00,246 BECAUSE I WAS ABLE TO GET A RECORD COMPANY - WELL, TIM RICE AND I WERE ABLE 532 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:05,118 TO GET A RECORD COMPANY TO BASICALLY MAKE THE WHOLE IDEA. SO, IT WAS PRODUCED A BIT LIKE 533 00:33:05,118 --> 00:33:07,754 A RADIO PLAY, IF YOU COULD THINK OF THAT, BUT A MUSICAL RADIO PLAY 534 00:33:07,754 --> 00:33:12,592 BECAUSE THERE WAS NO VISUAL TO IT AND THAT'S HOW IT STARTED. 535 00:33:12,592 --> 00:33:16,096 Jimmy: AND THEN-- BUT THEN "EVITA." "EVITA. 536 00:33:16,096 --> 00:33:18,832 WELL, WE CAN THINK OF-- ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 537 00:33:18,832 --> 00:33:22,869 ♪ Jimmy: THAT IS-- ♪ 538 00:33:22,869 --> 00:33:28,341 COME ON! LIKE, I MEAN, YOU WRITE ONE OF THESE, I'M HAPPY 539 00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:29,976 YOU WRITE ALL OF THESE, YOU GO "WHO ARE YOU?" WELL, THAT'S THE WONDERFUL 540 00:33:29,976 --> 00:33:33,079 THING ABOUT THIS, IS THAT IT'S IN D-FLAT MAJOR. Jimmy: OF COURSE. 541 00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:36,549 ♪ WHICH WAS - ♪ 542 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:39,185 WELL, ANYWAY Jimmy: BUT WHAT IS THAT--? WHAT-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 543 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:42,489 IT DOESN'T SOUND THE SAME IN THIS ♪ 544 00:33:42,489 --> 00:33:47,527 Jimmy: NO NO. IT DOESN'T 545 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,929 Jimmy: NO, THE OTHER-- PLAY THE OTHER ONE AGAIN. ♪ 546 00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:51,898 THAT'S IT. THAT'S WHERE IT IS YES. 547 00:33:51,898 --> 00:33:56,703 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IT'S ALL TO DO WITH THAT. Jimmy: WOW. 548 00:33:56,703 --> 00:34:00,106 AND THEN-- AND THEN "CATS." WELL, "MEMORY," OF COURSE - ♪ 549 00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:06,446 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: COME ON. 550 00:34:06,446 --> 00:34:12,052 OOH, GOSH BRILLIANTLY PLAYED Jimmy: YEAH 551 00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,054 CAN YOU GIVE US A TASTE OF A A SONG FROM "BAD CINDERELLA" YEAH, OF COURSE I CAN 552 00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:17,390 LET ME THINK YES, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE IT'S CALLED "LONELY YOU. 553 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:40,613 ♪ ♪ ♪ 554 00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:51,358 NOW, WHAT'S WONDERFUL, IS IF YOU THEN TAKE IT ON-- 555 00:34:51,358 --> 00:34:54,094 ♪ AND IT'S ALL ABOUT CONSTRUCTION OF A MELODY. 556 00:34:54,094 --> 00:35:04,904 ♪ AND THEN YOU HIT THAT, NOTE AND THEN YOU CAN DO A KEY CHANGE 557 00:35:04,904 --> 00:35:08,408 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 558 00:35:08,408 --> 00:35:13,113 Jimmy: YES! ♪ [ HUMMING 559 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:18,818 ♪ AND THEN YOU CAN TAKE THE ARCH AND STOP TO THE TOP NOTE, 560 00:35:18,818 --> 00:35:25,725 YOU SEE? ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 561 00:35:25,725 --> 00:35:31,965 Jimmy: HOW-- I DON'T KNOW. I'M JUST HONORED TO MEET YOU, HONORED TO SIT NEXT TO YOU 562 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:35,902 WELL, I'M DELIGHTED Jimmy: PLEASE COME BACK WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND 563 00:35:35,902 --> 00:35:38,405 THANK YOU, VERY MUCH INDEED THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 564 00:35:38,405 --> 00:35:39,906 Jimmy: LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER, "BAD CINDERELLA" IS NOW PLAYING 565 00:35:39,906 --> 00:35:41,307 AT THE IMPERIAL THEATER ON BROADWAY MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE 566 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:44,878 BREAK. STICK AROUND [ APPLAUSE ] 567 00:35:44,878 --> 00:36:16,209 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 568 00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:21,247 Jimmy: MAKING HIS TV DEBUT, PERFORMING HIS HIT, "FAVORITE SONG," PLEASE 569 00:36:21,247 --> 00:36:22,949 WELCOME, TOOSII! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 570 00:36:27,053 --> 00:36:32,292 ♪ BUT NOBODY' GONNA MAKE YOU CHANG WHAT YOU PROBABL 571 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:41,835 DON'T LIKE ANYWAY ♪ ♪ 'BOUT YOU DARLIN' SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL 572 00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:51,778 MMM ♪ ♪ BE SOMEBODY WHO CAN MAKE YOU FAC 573 00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:56,583 WHAT YOU'RE GUARDIN' ♪ ♪ OPEN UP THE GATES WHERE YOUR HEART I 574 00:36:56,583 --> 00:37:01,021 AND JUST BE YOURSELF ADELSO ON THIS ♪ ♪ YEA 575 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:06,126 I'M ON THE STAGE RIGHT NOW SINGIN' YOUR FAVORITE SONG ♪ ♪ LOOK IN THE CROWD 576 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:11,364 AND YOU'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUN AS THEY SING ALONG ♪ 577 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:17,404 ♪ I SAY YOU LOOK GOOD 'OUT NO MAKEUP NO LASHES EVEN BETTE 578 00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:22,108 WHEN YOU WAKE UP OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ I SEE THE LOO ON YOUR FACE 579 00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:24,444 I SEE YOU HIDIN' THE HATE ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE TO SCOOP YOU 580 00:37:24,444 --> 00:37:27,947 RIGHT OFF OF YOUR FEET ♪ ♪ YOU WANNA RIDE IN A WRAIT YOU WANNA GO OUT ON DATE 581 00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:31,317 YOU WANT SOMEBOD TO COME BRING YOU FLOWERS ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO TALK T 582 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:34,487 FOR HOUR WASH YOUR BACK WHILE Y'ALL SIT IN THE SHOWER ♪ 583 00:37:34,487 --> 00:37:37,691 ♪ SOMEONE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL SOMEONE TO TELL YO 584 00:37:37,691 --> 00:37:43,163 AND MEAN IT ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO TELL YOU I LOVE YOU EVERY DAY 585 00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:45,432 AND DON'T GOT A REASON ♪ ♪ YOU WANT SOMEON TO BRING YOU PEACE U 586 00:37:45,432 --> 00:37:47,634 SOMEONE TO HELP YOU SLEE YEAH ♪ ♪ SOMEONE TO PICK YOU U 587 00:37:47,634 --> 00:37:52,572 WHEN YOU'RE FEELIN' DOWN FEELIN' LONELY ♪ ♪ NEED SOMEBODY 588 00:37:52,572 --> 00:38:00,213 WHO CAN MAKE IT BETTER SOMEBODY WHO CAN OPEN UP THOSE GATES ♪ 589 00:38:00,213 --> 00:38:08,655 ♪ OPEN UP THOSE GATES TO YOUR HEAR ONLY IF YOU'LL LET ME ♪ 590 00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:12,258 ♪ I'M ON THE STAGE RIGHT NO SINGIN' YOUR FAVORITE SONG ♪ ♪ LOOK IN THE CROWD 591 00:38:12,258 --> 00:38:16,096 AND YOU'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUN AS THEY SING ALONG ♪ 592 00:38:16,096 --> 00:38:23,203 ♪ I SAY YOU LOOK GOOD WITHOUT NO MAKEU NO LASHES EVEN BETTE 593 00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:25,839 WHEN YOU WAKE UP OH-OH-OH ♪ ♪ I SEE THE LOO ON YOUR FACE 594 00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:27,907 I SEE YOU LOOKIN FOR PEACE ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU 595 00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:30,143 TIRED OF THE HUR TIRED OF THE PAIN ♪ ♪ TIRED OF THE NIGHTS 596 00:38:30,143 --> 00:38:33,079 WHERE YOU CAN' GET NO SLEEP ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU'RE TIRE 597 00:38:33,079 --> 00:38:36,049 THINKIN' 'BOUT IF HE CHEATIN SEE YOU'RE TIRED THINKIN 'BOUT IF YOU LEAVIN' ♪ 598 00:38:36,049 --> 00:38:38,685 ♪ SEE YOU'RE TIRE OF BEIN' SO TIRED ♪ AND YOU DAMN SUR 599 00:38:38,685 --> 00:38:45,125 AIN'T GETTIN' EVEN ♪ ♪ SOMEBOD WHO CAN MAKE IT BETTER 600 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:53,133 SOMEBODY WHO CAN OPEN UP THOSE GATES ♪ ♪ OPEN UP THOSE GATES 601 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:58,505 TO YOUR HEAR ONLY IF YOU'LL LET ME ♪ ♪ I'M ON THE STAGE RIGHT NO 602 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:03,009 SINGIN' YOUR FAVORITE SONG ♪ ♪ LOOK IN THE CROWD AND YOU'RE NOWHERE 603 00:39:03,009 --> 00:39:07,914 TO BE FOUN AS THEY SING ALONG ♪ ♪ I SAY YOU LOOK GOOD 604 00:39:07,914 --> 00:39:14,921 'OUT NO MAKEUP NO LASHES EVEN BETTE WHEN YOU WAKE UP OH-OHH ♪ 605 00:39:14,921 --> 00:39:20,026 ♪ YEAH I SEE YO LOOKIN' FOR PEAC TIRED OF THE NIGHTS WHER 606 00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:26,399 YOU CAN'T GET NO SLEEP ♪ ♪ I SEE YOU TIRED THINKIN 'BOUT IF YOU'RE LEAVIN 607 00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:33,640 AND YOU DAMN SUR AIN'T GETTIN' EVEN ♪ ♪ GONNA MAKE YOU CHANGE 608 00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:39,346 WHEN SOMEBOD DON'T LIKE ANYWA BE SOMEBODY ♪ 609 00:39:39,346 --> 00:39:52,459 ♪ SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 610 00:39:52,459 --> 00:39:58,264 Jimmy: WHOA COME ON, NOW COME ON, NOW 611 00:39:58,264 --> 00:40:02,102 TOOSII "FAVORITE SONG" IS OUT NOW WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY 612 00:40:02,102 --> 00:40:25,291 COME ON BACK [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 613 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:29,996 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHRIS EVANS AND LORD ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER. 614 00:40:29,996 --> 00:40:36,002 ANDY SAMBERG, TOOSII, ONCE AGAIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 615 00:40:36,002 --> 00:40:40,273 AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 616 00:40:40,273 --> 00:40:43,677 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS. 617 00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:45,545 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. BYE-BYE. 618 00:40:45,545 --> 00:40:45,545 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪