1 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:14,114 Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART 2 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:17,984 OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON." 3 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:23,556 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS - ANA de ARMAS 4 00:00:23,556 --> 00:00:31,564 JESSE PLEMONS. COMEDIAN MIKE VECCHIONE. AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 5 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:34,267 ROOTS CREW Questlove: 1834 6 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:40,273 Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS, JIMMY FALLON 7 00:00:44,411 --> 00:01:01,861 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: COME ON. 8 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:04,397 NOW, THAT'S A HOT CROWD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, 9 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:09,869 WELCOME! I LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH. 10 00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,705 ENJOY YOURSELF ENJOY YOURSELF WELCOME, EVERYBODY 11 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:16,976 WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW. YOU GUYS ARE HERE. 12 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:21,781 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY 13 00:01:21,781 --> 00:01:24,150 Jimmy: GUYS - I LOVE YOU, TOO. WELL GUYS, TODAY IS-- 14 00:01:24,150 --> 00:01:27,420 [ CHEERS ] TODAY IS TAX DAY OH, YEAH 15 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:31,191 [ AUDIENCE BOOs NOW THAT'S-- IT'S ONE OF THOSE RARE DAYS WHEN YOUR BANK 16 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:35,295 ACCOUNT GOES DOWN, BUT TRUMP'S STAYS THE SAME YOU KNOW 17 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,831 [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE. WELL, THE BIG NEWS THAT I READ 18 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,567 ABOUT TODAY IS INTERESTING THE TRIAL WAS SET TO BEGIN FOR DOMINION VS. FOX NEWS, BUT THE 19 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:46,906 TWO PARTIES REACHED A SETTLEMENT YEAH, YOU CAN TELL FOX WAS 20 00:01:46,906 --> 00:01:48,975 STRESSED ABOUT THE TRIAL 'CAUSE THEY SPENT THE DAY CHUGGING BUD LIGHT. 21 00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:53,947 [ LAUGHTER ] LISTEN TO THIS - FLORIDA GOVERNOR RON DeSANTIS 22 00:01:53,947 --> 00:02:00,186 JUST TOOK HIS FEUD WITH DISNEY TO A NEW LEVEL BY THREATENING TO BUILD A COMPETING THEME PARK 23 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:03,556 OR EVEN A STATE PRISON NEXT TO DISNEY WORLD [ LAUGHTER ] 24 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:07,694 Steve: YEAH Jimmy: I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS 25 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:08,862 THIS AD I JUST SAW LOOK AT THIS 26 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:12,365 RON DeSANTIS SAID HE WANTS TO 27 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:15,268 PUNISH DISNEY BY BUILDING A STATE PRISON OR THEME PARK RIGHT NEXT DOOR. 28 00:02:15,268 --> 00:02:17,671 AND TO THAT WE SAY, WHY NOT BOTH BUSCH GARDENS! 29 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,839 [ LAUGHTER ] THEME PARK ON THE OUTSIDE, PRISON ON THE INSIDE 30 00:02:19,839 --> 00:02:27,747 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: I'D DO IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 31 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:33,887 ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] Steve: HE'S IN THE CAN. 32 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,321 Jimmy: DID YOU GUYS HEAR THIS TODAY A TODDLER CRAWLED THROUGH 33 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,591 THE FENCING OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. AT FIRST, SECRET SERVICE JUST 34 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:40,894 THOUGHT IT WAS PETE BUTTIGIEG. THEY'RE LIKE - [ LAUGHTER ] 35 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:44,864 "PETE, NO, GO THROUGH THERE. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] I MEAN, WE'RE LAUGHING, BUT 36 00:02:44,864 --> 00:02:49,436 WHEN IT HAPPENED, ONE GUY WAS LIKE, "OPERATION BABY WAS A SUCCESS. 37 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,771 [ LAUGHTER ] THEY ACTUALLY WANTED TO INSTALL BABY GATES AROUND THE 38 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,239 WHITE HOUSE BUT BIDEN CAN'T FIGURE THEM OUT. HE'S LIKE, "WAIT, I GOT TO 39 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:56,109 PUSH--" [ LAUGHTER ] "PUSH IT DOWN AND THEN MOVE IT 40 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,945 I CAN'T. SOME MORE NEWS FROM WASHINGTON - 41 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:02,782 GEORGE SANTOS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S RUNNING FOR REELECTION 42 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:08,588 AND THEN A MINUTE LATER HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WON. Steve: OH 43 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,124 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I READ THAT THE CREATOR OF THE HASHTAG HAS 44 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:17,897 OFFICIALLY SIGNED OFF TWITTER AFTER HIS VERIFICATION CHECK MARK WAS REMOVED 45 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:22,669 YEAH, HE INVENTED THE HASHTAG. WELL, IT MUST BE A TOUGH TIME FOR HIM SO, TO CHEER HIM UP, 46 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,106 HERE'S OUR OWN HASHTAG THE PANDA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 47 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:37,851 ♪ THERE IT IS, HASHTAG, NICE TO SEE YOU. 48 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:46,359 ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] ♪ 49 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:54,701 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE HE-- THANK YOU. 50 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,569 ♪ THERE YOU GO ALL RIGHT, VERY GOOD 51 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:03,677 [ APPLAUSE ] I HOPE THAT-- I HOPE THAT CHEERED HIM UP 52 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:08,481 THAT WAS HASHTAG THE PANDA, EVERYBODY. ♪ 53 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,651 NO, DON'T PLAY IT AGAIN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 54 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:20,193 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] 55 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:28,568 ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] WHO SAYS IT ISN'T GREAT TO BE 56 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:32,138 A WRITER HERE THE AT "THE TONIGHT SHOW?" COME ON, IT'S-- 57 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,673 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] OH - ♪ 58 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:34,874 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO DON'T PLAY IT AGAIN. ♪ 59 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:42,082 SORRY, HASHTAG, SORRY, SORRY ♪ GUYS, GUYS, STOP 60 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,416 SORRY-- OKAY, WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD WE'RE GOOD 61 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,285 [ LAUGHTER ] NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE. GUYS GET THIS-- 62 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:52,292 I FEEL SO BAD. Steve: DRENCHED IN SWEAT. Jimmy: GET THIS, GUYS 63 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,160 AMAZON PRIME IS ROLLING OUT A FEATURE THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO BOOST THE DIALOGUE IN MOVIES 64 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:59,399 AND TV SHOWS SO YOU CAN HEAR IT OVER THE BACKGROUND MUSIC AND EFFECTS. 65 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,801 Steve: OOH. [ AUDIENCE OOHS Jimmy: YEAH 66 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,770 IN OTHER NEWS, APPARENTLY MY DAD GOT A JOB AT AMAZON. [ LAUGHTER ] 67 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:12,112 FINALLY, LIKE, WAY TO GO, DAD. [ APPLAUSE ] YOUR DREAM CAME TRUE 68 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,180 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SOME MORE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS, TODAY NETFLIX ANNOUNCED THAT 69 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:22,055 THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN THEIR DVD RENTAL BUSINESS. [ LAUGHTER ] 70 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,957 I MISS NETFLIX DVDs. I LOVE GETTING THOSE "ARE YOU STILL WATCHING?" POSTCARDS IN 71 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,059 THE MAIL [ LAUGHTER ] I SAW THAT NEARLY HALF A 72 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:30,830 A BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF COCAINE WAS JUST FOUND FLOATING OFF THE COAST OF ITALY 73 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,767 [ SCATTERED LAUGHTER ] IT'S ITALIAN COCAINE, SO YOU JUST SPRINKLE IT OVER YOUR 74 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,403 PASTA. [ LAUGHTER ] OF COURSE, EVERYONE'S TALKING 75 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,705 ABOUT HOW IT DOESN'T COMPARE TO THE COCAINE THEIR GRANDMA USED TO MAKE. 76 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:43,843 [ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, IT IS TUESDAY. 77 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:54,888 IT IS TIME FOR WETWEET HERE WE GO 78 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:57,590 ♪ WETWEET 79 00:05:57,590 --> 00:06:00,160 WETWEET ♪ Jimmy: NOW, WELCOME TO WETWEET. 80 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,761 THIS IS WHERE WE, AS A GROUP, DECIDE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD POST ON TWITTER. 81 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,563 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU FIVE DIFFERENT TWEETS WE'RE ALL GOING TO VOTE ON 82 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,865 WHETHER YOU LIKE EACH ONE OR NOT. YOU ALL HAVE VOTING CLICKERS AT 83 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,903 YOUR SEATS YOU CAN VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM YOU CAN VOTE FOR NONE OF THEM. 84 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,439 WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE RESULTS LIVE 85 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,174 WE HAVE A GRAPHIC THAT MOVES UP AND DOWN AND EVERYTHING. Steve: OOH, CLASSY. 86 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:18,111 Jimmy: IT'S HIGH-TECHNOLOGY THIS-- WE SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THIS TECHNOLOGY 87 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:22,382 Steve: ON THIS HERE Jimmy: YEAH, VOTING TECHNOLOGY 88 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,685 WE'RE THE ONLY SHOW-- Steve: IN THE UNIVERSE. Jimmy: WELL - 89 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:28,955 Steve: IN THIS BUILDING AT THIS TIME [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 90 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:31,458 ON THIS DAY. Jimmy: YES, THANK YOU - - THAT IS DOING THIS 91 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,760 TECHNOLOGY HIGGINS, ROOTS, YOU ALL HAVE CLICKERS 92 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:40,767 Steve: GOT 'EM. Jimmy: WHATEVER YOU TWEET WILL GET THE MOST LIKES. 93 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,169 AND WE'LL TWEET IT OUT LIVE ON THE SHOW, SO THAT YOU ALL CAN LIKE IT AT HOME AND WETWEET IT 94 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:46,306 [ AUDIENCE GROANS IT'S A SHARED EXPERIENCE ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, YOU READY 95 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:50,076 FOR THIS HERE WE GO OUR FIRST TWEET IS, "TWITTER IS 96 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,612 TIKTOK FOR READERS." ♪ Steve: WOW. 97 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,281 Jimmy: IT'S A THINKER THERE Steve: YEAH Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO READ 98 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,417 SOMETHING FUNNY-- Steve: YEAH, YOU GOTTA GO TO TWITTER. 99 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,285 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GO ON TWITTER. Steve: IF YOU WANT TO WATCH 100 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,821 SOMETHING, YOU GO TO TIKTOK. Jimmy: THAT'S CORRECT, THANK YOU. 101 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,557 Steve: SO, THEREFORE-- Jimmy: THAT'S-- THAT'S FOR-- YEAH. 102 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:08,261 ALL RIGHT, GOOD LUCK HERE. [ DRUMROLL ] I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW 103 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,231 HOW THIS ONE'S GOING TO DO BUT LET'S LOOK AT THE RESULTS. COME ON. 104 00:07:11,231 --> 00:07:14,067 OOH, GOD [ SAD TUBA ] OVERWHELMING NO. 105 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,803 NO THANKS ON THAT. Steve: NO, THANK YOU. Jimmy: "NO, THANK YOU" ON 106 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:19,639 THAT ONE Steve: THEY PREFER NOT TO READ 107 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:22,509 Jimmy: HOW IS HASHTAG DOING IS HE OKAY ♪ 108 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:24,477 NO, DON'T PLAY THAT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD. THERE YOU GO 109 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,880 ALL RIGHT. [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] THIS NEXT ONE HERE SAYS "YOU 110 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,948 CAN'T HAVE BOTH A TOE RING AND A JOB AT THE SAME TIME." [ LAUGHTER ] 111 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:32,118 ♪ ONE OR THE OTHER Steve: YEAH, CHOOSE 112 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:41,761 Jimmy: ONE OR THE OTHER [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THEY'RE VERY DANGEROUS, THOSE 113 00:07:41,761 --> 00:07:45,699 TOE RINGS. Steve: YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD 114 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,667 Jimmy: BE CAREFUL [ DRUMROLL ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON THIS 115 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,302 TOE RING ONE ALL RIGHT, NOT BAD Steve: OH 116 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,504 Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 117 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,807 NOW I KNOW THEY WORK Steve: WOW, YEAH. Jimmy: NOW I KNOW THE 118 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,075 CLICKERS WORK. Steve: THOUGHT THEY WERE BROKEN 119 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,110 Jimmy: THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING SO HONEST. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 120 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,079 THIS NEXT ONE HERE SAYS "WHEN SHRIMP HEAR THE WORDS 'SHRIMP COCKTAIL,' THEY MUST BE SO 121 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,547 EXCITED. AND WHEN THEY SEE A SHRIMP COCKTAIL THEY MUST BE SO 122 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,916 TERRIFIED. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: "OH, COCKTAIL? 123 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,853 YES. Jimmy: "WHY NOT?" Steve: "ALL RIGHT, I'D LOVE 124 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:11,891 TO." Jimmy: "IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE." 125 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:13,626 Steve: "OH, MY GOD. Jimmy: "OH, MIKE! HENRY! 126 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,262 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Steve: "FIVE OF MY FRIENDS! Jimmy: LET'S SEE THE RESULTS 127 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,031 HERE [ DRUMROLL ] I THINK THIS ONE IS GOING TO 128 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,734 BE - Steve: OH, WOW. Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S IT RIGHT 129 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:23,603 THERE! ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 130 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,271 THAT'S GOOD! Steve: WOW. Jimmy: THAT ONE'S IN THE 131 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,107 LEAD, THAT'S GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOT BAD. 132 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,409 LET'S TRY THIS ONE HERE. NEXT UP SAYS, "WHENEVER AN AUTOMATIC PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER 133 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:31,144 IN THE BATHROOM DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS HALF A SECOND WHERE I THINK I'M A GHOST. 134 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:37,817 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ I LIKE THAT. 135 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:41,054 IT'S LIKE-- ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 136 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,491 ♪ Steve: "I MUST BE A GHOST"? Jimmy: YEAH 137 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:47,560 ALL RIGHT. [ DRUMROLL ] LET'S SEE THE RESULTS HERE 138 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,963 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. [ AUDIENCE OHS ] HEY, VERY HONEST-- VERY HONEST 139 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,832 AUDIENCE THEY DON'T LIKE IT [ SAD TUBA ] 140 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:56,236 THANK YOU, TUBA. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] THANK YOU, TUBA. 141 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,971 Steve: THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS 142 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,374 HERE WE GO OUR LAST ONE HERE SAYS "IT'S NOT BUTTER, IT'S NOT SCOTCH-- 143 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,745 WHAT THE HELL FLAVOR IS BUTTERSCOTCH?" [ CHEERS ] 144 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:09,616 Steve: A LOT OF SCOTCH DRINKERS Jimmy: I THINK IT WAS THE 145 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:12,285 DELIVERY ON THAT, THAT REALLY HELPED "WHAT THE HELL FLAVOR IS 146 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:17,357 BUTTERSCOTCH?" Steve: "YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK-- 147 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,459 Jimmy: "IT AIN'T BUTTER, IT AIN'T SCOTCH WHAT THE HELL FLAVOR IS 148 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,296 BUTTERSCOTCH?" [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] LET'S SEE THE-- I THINK I HAVE 149 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,498 A GOOD FEELING THERE Steve: YOU'VE-- I DO TOO I THINK THIS COULD BE NUMBER 150 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,534 ONE. Jimmy: IT'S GOING TO BE THIS ONE, RIGHT 151 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,503 WAIT, WHAT WAS THE OTHER ONE THAT WAS CLOSE Audience: SHRIMP. 152 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,807 Steve: SHRIMP WAS 149 Jimmy: OH, I LIKE SHRIMP BETTER, I THINK. 153 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,209 Steve: I THINK IT WAS 149 Jimmy: I ALMOST DON'T WANT TO SEE THE RESULTS 154 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,111 Steve: WELL, YOU SOLD THIS ONE SO HARD. Jimmy: I DID. 155 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,914 [ DRUMROLL ] "WHAT THE HELL IS BUTTERSCOTCH?" 156 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,316 LET'S SEE THE RESULTS ON BUTTERSCOTCH Steve: OH 157 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,719 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: WOW. 158 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:50,757 Steve: WHOA Jimmy: THAT'S NOT BAD [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 159 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,694 THANK YOU VERY - [ BELL DINGS ] THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE. 160 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,497 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE I'M GOING TO POST THIS DURING 161 00:09:57,497 --> 00:10:01,368 THE COMMERCIAL BREAK IF YOU SEE IT ON YOUR FEED, GIVE IT A LIKE, GIVE IT 162 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:07,774 A WETWEET, AND ENJOY THAT'S FUN FINALLY, GUYS, THERE'S A 163 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,210 A STAIRWELL HERE IN 30 ROCK ON YOUR WAY INTO BUILDING AND EVERY TIME I'M WALKING INTO 164 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:14,080 IT, IT HAS GREAT ACOUSTICS IT JUST SOUNDS GOOD. AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT'D BE 165 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:18,151 FUN TO DO SOME SORT OF MUSICAL PERFORMANCE THERE. SO, EARLIER TODAY, WE GOT THE 166 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,120 JONAS BROTHERS, SOME BACK-UP SINGERS-- [ SCREAMS 167 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,654 AND A FEW OF THE ROOTS TO PERFORM THEIR NEW SONG "WAFFLE HOUSE" ON THAT 168 00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:24,824 STAIRCASE. THIS IS MUSICAL STAIRS 169 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:25,658 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE CHECK IT OUT 170 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,272 ♪ HEY NOW 171 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,977 WE NEVER KNEW HOW TO FORFEIT HEY NO WE ALWAYS KNEW HOW TO TALK ♪ 172 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:53,620 ♪ HEY NOW COUPLE NIGHTS THREW GASOLINE ON THE FIRE ♪ 173 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:58,525 ♪ HEY NOW WE NEVER HOW TO PERFECT ♪ HEY NOW ♪ 174 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:03,563 ♪ WE ALWAYS KNE IT WOULD WORK 'CAUSE ♪ ♪ IF SOMETHING MISREA 175 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,600 OR IF SOMETHING GOT SAID OH BEFORE THE NIGHT ENDS ♪ ♪ NO DON'T GET STRESSED 176 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:14,507 IT'S GON' GET FIGURED OU OH DEEP CONVERSATION AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE ♪ 177 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:18,878 ♪ HEADSTRONG FATHER AND A DETERMINED MOTHER ♪ ♪ OH THAT'S WHY SOME NIGHTS 178 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:22,182 WE'D TRY T KILL EACH OTHER ♪ ♪ BUT YOU KNO 179 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,786 IT'S ALWAYS LOVE HEY NOW ♪ ♪ WE NEVER KNEW 180 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:33,360 HOW TO FAKE IT HEY NOW ♪ ♪ WE ALWAYS KNE 181 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,630 HOW TO BREAK HEY NOW ♪ ♪ COUPLE NIGHTS 182 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,933 THREW GASOLINE ON THE FIRE ♪ ♪ 'CAUS 183 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:45,105 IF SOMETHING MISREAD OR IF SOMETHING GOT SAID KNOW BEFORE THE NIGHT ENDS ♪ 184 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:52,746 ♪ NO DON'T GET STRESSED IT'S GON' GET FIGURED OU OH DEEP CONVERSATION 185 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:57,650 AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE ♪ ♪ HEADSTRONG FATHER AND A DETERMINED MOTHER ♪ 186 00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:03,123 ♪ OH THAT'S WHY SOME NIGHTS WE'D TRY T KILL EACH OTHER ♪ 187 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:07,494 ♪ BUT YOU KNOW IT'S ALL LOV NA NA NA OH YEA 188 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:14,067 NA NA NA NA NA ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S ALL LOV NA NA NA 189 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:22,175 HEY YEAH NA NA NA NA NA ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAY 190 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:28,214 GON' GET FIGURED OUT CONVERSATION AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE ♪ 191 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:31,084 ♪ HEADSTRONG FATHER AND A DETERMINED MOTHER ♪ ♪ OH THAT'S WHY SOME NIGHTS 192 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:35,789 WE'D TRY TO KILL EACH OTHE BUT YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS LOVE ♪ 193 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:42,662 ♪ NA NA NA ♪ HEY YEAH NA NA NA NA NA 194 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,398 YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS LOVE ♪ YEAH. HEY 195 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:49,803 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, RIGHT 196 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:53,840 THERE! MY THANKS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS 197 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,344 THEIR NEW ALBUM "THE ALBUM" IS AVAILABLE MAY 12th WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW 198 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:02,148 ANA de ARMAS IS HERE [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YES! 199 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:07,420 JESSE PLEMONS IS JOINING US! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND WE'VE GOT GREAT STANDUP 200 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:11,257 FROM MIKE VECCHIONE. STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 201 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,526 ANA de ARMAS, EVERYBODY. COME ON BACK 202 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:22,268 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 203 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:23,737 Jimmy: READY? 204 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:28,074 HERE WE GO WAIT, SLOW, SLOW. Jimmy: SO-- YEAH 205 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:36,649 WAIT, SLOW, SLOW. Jimmy: SO-- YEAH ♪ 206 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:55,268 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR WHO STARS ALONGSIDE CHRIS EVANS IN THE NEW MOVIE, "GHOSTED," WHICH 207 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:59,539 PREMIERS GLOBALLY, THIS FRIDAY, ON APPLE TV PLUS 208 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:06,613 EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME, ANA de ARMAS 209 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:19,826 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: ANA, IT'S SO GREAT TO 210 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,196 SEE YOU. YOU SEE, AFTER "SNL" I DANCE. 211 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:26,266 Jimmy: YEAH NOW YOU-- YEAH, I MEAN-- I WORK IN THIS BUILDING NOW 212 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,368 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: NOW YOU-- YOU HAVE AN ID HERE 213 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,337 NOW, YOU WERE GREAT HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," BY THE WAY. 214 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:33,173 THANK YOU Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS, THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 215 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,444 THANK YOU [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: YOU MENTIONED IN YOUR 216 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,412 MONOLOGUE THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME A U.S. CITIZEN. I AM. 217 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:44,084 Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH. IT'S PRETTY COOL 218 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,652 Jimmy: YOU'RE GONNA BE A U.S. CITIZEN [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 219 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,787 YEAH. Jimmy: IT'S A BIG DEAL. YEAH, IT'S A BIG DEAL 220 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,689 I LOVE IT. YEAH IT'S VERY SPECIAL. 221 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:53,093 Jimmy: WELL, IT'S BEEN SUCH A-- A YEAR FOR YOU. 'CAUSE NOT ONLY "SNL," AND NOT 222 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,961 ONLY, OF COURSE, CITIZENSHIP, BUT YOU ALSO WERE NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR 223 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,464 YEAH. Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS FOR THAT 224 00:14:57,464 --> 00:15:00,300 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WELL DESERVED. THANK YOU 225 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:04,571 Jimmy: WELL DESERVED. YOU'RE SO GREAT IN "BLONDE." Jimmy: HOW DID IT FEEL? 226 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,673 WHAT WERE THE OSCARS-- WHAT DID IT FEEL LIKE DID YOU-- WAS IT AMAZING? 227 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:12,779 WAS IT - IT WAS-- IT WAS AMAZING. Jimmy: YEAH 228 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,647 IT WAS-- IT WAS ALSO AN EXPERIENCE THAT YOU CAN ONLY, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO EX-- YOU 229 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,617 HAVE TO BE THERE TO KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. IT WAS PRETTY SURREAL. 230 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:21,054 Jimmy: YEAH AND DID-- IT WAS AWESOME. 231 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,056 Jimmy: AND DID YOU END UP MEETING NEW FRIENDS? DID YOU SIT AT A FUN TABLE 232 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:27,794 A LOT OF PEOPLE YOU MEET A LOT OF PEOPLE ALL THESE ACTORS THAT YOU'VE 233 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,663 ALWAYS BEEN, YOU KNOW, LOOKING UP TO AND ADMIRING THEIR WORK. THERE WAS ONE IN PARTICULAR 234 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,933 THAT I WAS VERY, VERY HAPPY TO MEET Jimmy: YEAH, AND THIS IS KE 235 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,771 KE. Jimmy: KE HUY QUAN. YEAH. 236 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,206 Jimmy: HOW DID YOU MEET HIM AT FIRST I MET HIM-- I WAS AT THE 237 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,709 GOVERNOR'S BALL. Jimmy: YEP. AND HE CAME TO ME 238 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:51,217 AND I WAS BY MYSELF. AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS AND HE ASKED ME FOR A SELFIE 239 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,086 AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, IF YOU SEEN HIS INSTAGRAM, HE POSTS SELFIES WITH EVERYBODY 240 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,889 AND MY BOYFRIEND SAW THE SELFIE AND HE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, 241 00:15:55,889 --> 00:16:00,860 YOU MET KE." AND I'M LIKE, "YEAH. WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 242 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:09,169 HE'S LIKE, "HE'S DATA FROM 'THE GOONIES.'" [ LAUGHTER AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT? 243 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,838 Jimmy: HE IS! YEAH, I KNOW. BUT, I GREW UP-- LIKE, FOR 244 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,273 SOME REASON, IN CUBA, THEY WOULD PLAY "THE GOONIES" ALL THE TIME ON TV 245 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,541 LIKE, THIS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES EVER GROWING UP 246 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:18,044 Jimmy: REALLY AND I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT KE WAS THE GUY FROM "THE GOONIES. 247 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,479 Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS A KID AT THE TIME YEAH 248 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:23,750 NOW HE'S A MAN AND THIS SELFIE WAS SO HORRIBLE 249 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,586 I'M SO SERIOUS BECAUSE I'M LIKE-- I DON'T KNOW 250 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,122 Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T KNOW-- YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW. 251 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,091 I DIDN'T GET EXCITED Jimmy: BUT THEN YOU SAW HIM AGAIN. 252 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,460 I SAW HIM AND I WAS LIKE-- I RAN TO HIM AND I WAS LIKE, "I NEED 253 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:37,764 A SELFIE WITH YOU. Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY, RIGHT AND THEN I WAS VERY, VERY 254 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,966 HAPPY, OF COURSE Jimmy: WELL-- WELL, I HAVE TWO PICTURES 255 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,369 I HAVE TWO SELFIES HERE'S THE ONE THAT HE TOOK WHEN YOU DIDN'T REALLY 256 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,673 RECOGNIZE HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] AND THEN HERE'S THE ONE AFTER 257 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:53,847 YOU WENT UP TO HIM YOU'RE LIKE-- YES 258 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:58,351 Jimmy:-- "OH, YEAH HEY. [ APPLAUSE ] 259 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,553 YEAH. Jimmy: LET'S TALK ABOUT-- LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW 260 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,722 MOVIE, "GHOSTED. YES Jimmy: IT'S WITH 261 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,326 CHRIS EVANS, WHO, GOSH, HE'S JUST FANTASTIC HE WAS HERE LAST NIGHT 262 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,028 I SAW IT. YEAH Jimmy: YOU GUYS ARE GREAT 263 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,629 TOGETHER THIS IS YOUR THIRD MOVIE YOU'VE DONE TOGETHER. 264 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,132 YEAH, THIRD MOVIE TOGETHER. Jimmy: "KNIVES OUT. YEAH, WE MADE A "KNIVES OUT" 265 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:15,769 AND "GRAY MAN. Jimmy: "GRAY MAN. AND NOW, "GHOSTED." 266 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,170 Jimmy: YEAH, SO YOU'VE-- YOU'VE THROWN UP ON HIM IN "KNIVES OUT. 267 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,706 [ LAUGHTER ] YOU'VE KILLED-- YOU'VE SHOT HIM. 268 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,308 YES, I SHOT HIM IN THE BUTT Jimmy: YES. AND NOW YOU-- 269 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:27,580 THREW UP-- THREW UP ON HIS FACE AND IN THIS ONE I'M TRYING 270 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,750 TO-- I, WELL, I KISS HIM. I'M NICE TO HIM. Jimmy: YOU SAVE HIM 271 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,053 I SAVE HIM. Jimmy: YOU SAVE HIS LIFE. EVEN BETTER 272 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,689 Jimmy: YEAH YEAH. YEAH 273 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:39,759 Jimmy: THE IDEA-- I LOVE IT IT'S BASICALLY YOU GUYS, TWO 274 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,261 BEAUTIFUL LOOKING PEOPLE, MEET, AND THEY-- THEY GO, "OH, LET'S GO ON A, 275 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:45,965 MAYBE, A DATE. SO THEY GO ON A DATE, AND THEN YOU GHOST HIM. 276 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,702 WELL, I'M WORKING Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 277 00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:52,539 HE DOESN'T KNOW. AND SO, HE GOES, "WAIT." SO HE GOT GHOSTED BY YOU 278 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,275 YEAH. Jimmy: HE'S LIKE-- BUT THEN HE REALIZES-- HE FORGOT THAT 279 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,578 YOU HAVE HIS - I GOT HIS INHALER, WHICH HAS ONE OF THOSE TAGS. 280 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,181 Jimmy: HE PUT AN APPLE TAG ON IT. YEAH. 281 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,283 Jimmy: SO HE CAN TRACK YOU. AND HE'S LIKE, "WAIT, I'M GOING TO FIND OUT, MAYBE IT WILL BE 282 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,485 ROMANTIC SHE'S IN LONDON. I'LL GO SURPRISER HER AND BE 283 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,321 LIKE, "HI, REMEMBER-- DON'T DO THAT PEOPLE. DON'T SHOW UP. 284 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,925 Jimmy: IT'S CALLED STALKING DON'T DO THAT, YEAH. DON'T DO THAT 285 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,761 Jimmy: DON'T DO THAT. YEAH BUT HE'S EMBARRASSED 286 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,731 HE'S LIKE, "ALL RIGHT. I TOOK IT TOO FAR. I TEXTED HER TOO MUCH, THAT'S 287 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,466 WHY SHE'S GHOSTING ME. THEN HE FINDS OUT YOU'RE A A SECRET AGENT 288 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,035 YEAH. Jimmy: YOU'RE A SPY YEAH. 289 00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,737 Jimmy: AND YOU ARE A KICK ASS SPY. YOU'RE FANTASTIC IN IT 290 00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:25,939 I TRY YEAH Jimmy: YEAH 291 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,842 YOU DO, YEAH I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP HERE'S ANA de ARMAS AND 292 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,677 CHRIS EVANS IN "GHOSTED" ON APPLE TV PLUS. TAKE A LOOK. 293 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:30,710 APPLE TV PLUS. TAKE A LOOK. 294 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,348 DIDN'T I ESPECIALLY THAT SOB STORY ABOUT 295 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,619 YOUR COWORKER THAT DIED. THAT IS LOW. THAT WAS ACTUALLY TRUE. 296 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:48,161 HER NAME WAS ELENA AND SHE REALLY DIED I MAY HAVE KILLED HER 297 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:56,169 WHAT? SHE WAS AN ENEMY AGENT. SHE WORKED FOR THESE GUYS. 298 00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:00,440 YOU SAID SHE WAS A COWORKER SHE WAS IN A LOOSE SENSE 299 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,008 SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. IT'S JUST LIES AND LIES, AND 300 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:05,311 MORE LIES. IT'S NOT LIES AND MORE LIES IT'S THE SUB-LIE OF THE FIRST 301 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,881 ORIGINAL LIE YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT 302 00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:17,290 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "GHOSTED." ANA de ARMAS 303 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,159 LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAMS IS MY 304 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,595 ICE CREAM. YOUR ICE CREAM. Jimmy: WHICH IS THE TONIGHT 305 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:28,768 DOUGH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND SO, I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. 306 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,838 AND THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIG YEAR BY MAYBE HAVING A SPOON FULL 307 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:37,210 TOGETHER LISTEN, IF YOU GIVE ME ICE CREAM EVERY TIME I COME HERE - 308 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,079 Jimmy: I WILL BUT I'M GONNA DO ONE BETTER. OH, OKAY. 309 00:19:39,079 --> 00:19:40,880 Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU SAID, ACTUALLY, IF YOU WANTED TO CHANGE THE FLAVOR-- YOU WERE 310 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:46,853 LIKE, "WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" YOU GO, "MAYBE I'D ADD A A LITTLE--" >> CONDENSED MILK 311 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,155 Jimmy: CONDENSED MILK WELL, OUR FRIENDS AT BEN & JERRY'S HEARD THIS, AND WANTED 312 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,557 TO SEND YOU A MESSAGE. TAKE A LOOK. 313 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:56,062 I'M BEN. I'M JERRY WE WERE SO EXCITED TO HEAR THAT 314 00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,799 BEN & JERRY'S, THE TONIGHT DOUGH, IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. 315 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,534 WE LOVE THAT YOU'RE A FAN AND CAME UP WITH SOMETHING IN OUR KITCHEN FOR A SPECIAL 316 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:09,642 ONE-DAY ONLY, ONE-TIME ONLY SURPRISE JIMMY, CAN YOU SHOW ANA WHAT 317 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:13,413 WE CAME UP WITH? Jimmy: SINCE IT WAS A DREAM OF YOURS TO HAVE YOUR OWN 318 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:23,423 FLAVOR, WE'D LIKE TO MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE HE'S YOUR SPECIAL ONE-TIME ONLY 319 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:28,461 ANA de ARMAS LECHE [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 320 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,532 OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: YOU GOT TO TRY IT. IT'S CONDENSED MILK-- IT'S 321 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:36,903 CONDENSED MILK IN THE ICE CREAM. HERE'S THE RECIPE ON HOW TO 322 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,407 MAKE IT. THAT'S YOUR CONDENSED MILK, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE THERE. 323 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:43,810 LOOK, YOU CAN SEE IT OH, MY GOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 324 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,846 Jimmy: YEAH, THERE YOU GO THIS IS TOO MUCH. Jimmy: SO EVERYONE-- 325 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,016 WE WANTED OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE TO JOIN IN ON THE CELEBRATION TOO. 326 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,318 SO EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE IS GOING HOME WITH SOME BEN & JERRY'S TONIGHT. 327 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:55,522 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND THE DIRECTIONS TO MAKE IT ARE POSTED 328 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,792 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED. COME ON. BEN & JERRY'S. 329 00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:03,063 OH, MY GOSH Jimmy: ANA de ARMAS COME ON, EVERYBODY 330 00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:07,467 HER MOVIE, "GHOSTED," PREMIERS GLOBALLY, THIS FRIDAY ON APPLE TV PLUS. 331 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,070 ANA AND I ARE PLAYING A BRAND NEW GAME, WHEN WE COME BACK. STICK AROUND 332 00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:15,942 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 333 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,379 ACTUALLY, THE MAIN REASON FOR ME COMING AND DOING THIS SHOW, IS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT 334 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:24,851 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. Jimmy: SURE AND I ALSO HAVE A BONE TO 335 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:39,199 PICK WITH YOU. Jimmy: OH Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, 336 00:21:39,199 --> 00:21:42,802 EVERYBODY. I'M HERE WITH ANA de ARMAS, RIGHT HERE 337 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:47,107 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE ARE BACK TO FACE-OFF IN A 338 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:47,474 A NEW GAME CALLED "BACKTIONARY." 339 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,645 Jimmy: NOW, THIS IS LIKE 340 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:58,118 PICTIONARY WITH A TWIST, OKAY? NOW I'M GOING TO GRAB A CLUE THAT I HAVE TO DRAW ON YOUR 341 00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:03,590 BACK, OKAY I'LL PUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON YOUR BACK. 342 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,592 AND WHILE I'M DRAWING, YOU TRY TO RECREATE WHAT I'M DRAWING ON THAT EASEL OVER THERE, WHILE 343 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,628 YOU'RE-- WHILE YOU'RE GUESSING WHAT I'M DRAWING OKAY. 344 00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,630 Jimmy: OKAY YOU READY FOR THIS LET'S TRY ROUND ONE. 345 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:16,870 AUDIENCE, WHAT CLUE? FOUR! [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ] Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 346 00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:22,842 OKAY I THINK WE CAN DO THIS ALL RIGHT, TURN AROUND, I WILL 347 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,179 PUT THE-- I'LL PUT THIS ON. OH, THIS ONE? OH, I'LL HAVE THE BIG ONE. 348 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,814 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'LL HAVE THE BIG MARKER THERE OKAY 349 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:36,122 OKAY. Jimmy: READY? OH, MY GOD. 350 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:40,326 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, YOU READY, BUD? I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE-- 351 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,362 OKAY READY? HERE WE GO 352 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,564 WAIT, SLOW, SLOW. Jimmy: SO-- YEAH, YEAH I HAVEN'T STARTED YET. 353 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:53,306 ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 354 00:22:53,306 --> 00:23:02,082 [ SCATTERED CHEERS ] ♪ OH. 355 00:23:02,082 --> 00:23:03,817 Jimmy: YES. ♪ HOW MUCH TIME? 356 00:23:03,817 --> 00:23:05,352 THAT? [ CHEERS ] Jimmy: YES, WHAT'D YOU 357 00:23:05,352 --> 00:23:06,886 THINK? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WHAT'S YOUR GUESS? 358 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:11,157 IS IT-- IT'S A - I DON'T KNOW [ BUZZER ] 359 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,059 Jimmy: WHAT'D YOU GUESS WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THAT'S FANTASTIC, BETTER THAN 360 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,761 WHAT I DREW. THIS-- YOURS IS BETTER THAN WHAT I DREW. 361 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:18,498 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] DUNNO WHAT I DREW. [ DINGS 362 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:22,235 LIGHTNING BOLT [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE LIGHTNING BOLT. 363 00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:23,770 ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH Jimmy: IT'S THUNDER AND 364 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,972 LIGHTNING BOLT, RIGHT? THAT WAS GOOD. YEAH. 365 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:27,474 Jimmy: LET'S GET A-- NOW, ALL RIGHT-- OKAY. 366 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,576 Jimmy: LET'S TRY AGAIN. TARIQ, WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT 367 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,644 Tariq: BECAUSE SHE-- HOW IS HER'S BETTER THAN YOURS? [ LAUGHTER ] 368 00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,947 Jimmy: IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 369 00:23:33,947 --> 00:23:36,449 WHATEVER, IT WAS THE FIRST ROUND. OKAY, WHAT CLUE SHOULD SHE 370 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:43,089 PICK [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING SIX 371 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,326 SIX? Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT GONNA LOOK 372 00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:49,095 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING I'M NOT LOOKING, NOT LOOKING NO CHEATING, NO CHEATING, I'M 373 00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:52,899 NOT LOOKING. I LIKE IT Jimmy: YEAH 374 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:54,634 YEAH. Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY OKAY. 375 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,503 Jimmy: WE GOT THIS? YEAH. YEAH 376 00:23:56,503 --> 00:24:02,642 OKAY ♪ Jimmy: WAIT WHAT? 377 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:08,214 DO-- DO IT AGAIN. SORRY. SORRY, SORRY. 378 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,517 Jimmy: SORRY, DO IT AGAIN ♪ WOW. 379 00:24:10,517 --> 00:24:18,058 [ LAUGHTER ] HOW--? HOW ARE YOU FEELING THAT 380 00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,492 Jimmy: I HAVE-- IT'S FEELING FANTASTIC. I-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M 381 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:25,732 FEELING RIGHT NOW. [ LAUGHTER ] UH - 382 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:27,834 [ LAUGHTER ] UH, I DON'T KNOW UHH-- 383 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:33,073 [ BUZZER ] OH, WOW. WAIT, I'M NOT DONE. 384 00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:36,076 Jimmy: OH, WELL, I THINK ONE OF US IS [ LAUGHTER ] 385 00:24:36,076 --> 00:24:38,111 DO IT ONE MORE TIME. YES, OKAY. I THINK THERE'S A HEART ON 386 00:24:38,111 --> 00:24:41,514 THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. 387 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:45,652 I'M GOING TO SAY A CLOCK A CLOCK. WHAT-- WAS I REMOTELY CLOSE 388 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,520 I GOT LOST OH. WELL, THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE 389 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:55,495 A CLOCK. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: IT DOES AT MY HOUSE. 390 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:57,497 WAS I REMOTELY CLOSE I GOT LOST Jimmy: OH, IT'S A BUTTERFLY 391 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,766 OH, A MUCH NICER THING OH, I'M SORRY. [ SAD TUBA ] 392 00:24:59,766 --> 00:25:01,434 I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT. [ APPLAUSE ] YOU'RE COVERING YOUR-- 393 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:03,269 Jimmy: MINE WAS TERRIBLE. [ AIR HORN ] [ AIR HORN ] 394 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,904 OOH, BYEW BYEW BYEW. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND MEANS, IT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR THE 395 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,773 FINAL ROUND. OKAY. Jimmy: OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO 396 00:25:06,773 --> 00:25:08,641 SHAKE THINGS UP HERE QUEST, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A A HAND OVER HERE 397 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,478 Questlove: YES. Jimmy: NOW-- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 398 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:18,618 FOR THIS ROUND, WE'RE PLAYING TRIPLE BACKTIONARY OKAY. 399 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,520 Jimmy: ANA, YOU WILL DRAW ON MY BACK, AND I WILL DRAW ON QUEST'S BACK, THEN HE DRAW ON 400 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,555 HIS EASEL. IF HE GUESSES WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DRAW, WE ALL WIN. 401 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:25,191 Questlove: IT'LL BE A A MIRACLE. [ LAUGHTER ] 402 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,927 YEAH. Jimmy: IT'LL BE A MIRACLE, EXACTLY RIGHT. 403 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:33,833 OKAY. Jimmy: ANA, PICK A CLUE WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK 404 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,237 [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING TEN OKAY 405 00:25:37,237 --> 00:25:43,910 Jimmy: OKAY, LETS - NO, YOU GOT THAT Questlove: OKAY 406 00:25:43,910 --> 00:25:46,413 Jimmy: OH, ALL RIGHT. [ AUDIENCE AWS ] OKAY, WAIT 407 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,648 Questlove: THEY SAID, "AW." Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW, IT MUST BE LIKE A PUPPY OR SOMETHING 408 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:51,084 OKAY Questlove: ALL RIGHT. Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. 409 00:25:51,084 --> 00:25:52,919 ANA, I'M TRUSTING YOU ON THIS. YEP. UH, I MEAN, YOU CAN'T GET 410 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:58,792 THIS WRONG Jimmy: OH ♪ 411 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:06,800 [ LAUGHTER ] OH. ♪ 412 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,604 Jimmy: ARE WE DONE? Questlove: YOU GOTTA DO IT - 413 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:14,441 WAIT, ARE YOU DOING IT Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW ♪ 414 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:16,409 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ 415 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:17,744 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: WAIT, 416 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:22,215 DO IT AGAIN! I'M DONE. Jimmy: NO, NOT YOU, QUEST 417 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:24,217 NO, QUEST, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [ LAUGHTER ] Questlove: I'M DOING WHAT 418 00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:26,152 YOU'RE DOING [ BUZZER ] Jimmy: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU 419 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,121 DRAWING? DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DRAWING Questlove: NO, NO, NO, NO, 420 00:26:28,121 --> 00:26:32,625 NO DO IT AGAIN. Jimmy: ONE MORE TIME. 421 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:35,128 ONE MORE TIME. Questlove: DO IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN 422 00:26:35,128 --> 00:26:36,830 Jimmy: DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN. I MEAN, MINE IS PRETTY BAD 423 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:41,835 TOO. Jimmy: GO OKAY. 424 00:26:41,835 --> 00:26:46,106 ♪ [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: OH 425 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:50,577 OH OH, WAIT, WAIT IS IT THAT 426 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:54,214 YES WELL, I DO MORE-- YEAH. MINE IS DIFFERENT, BUT YES, 427 00:26:54,214 --> 00:27:00,553 THAT'S THE IDEA. ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 428 00:27:00,553 --> 00:27:14,901 ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 429 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:21,441 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE [ DINGS Jimmy: IT WAS "SUN. 430 00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:24,411 Questlove: OH Jimmy: SUN! YES 431 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:26,479 Questlove: OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING A FLOWER. OKAY 432 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,049 THAT'S NOT A GOOD SUN, BUT-- Jimmy: WHAT DOES IT SAY 433 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,750 "QUESTLOVE HAS A NEW BOOK OUT NOW. THERE YOU GO, RIGHT THERE. 434 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,053 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE SO IT MEANS THE WINNER IS QUESTLOVE. 435 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:34,521 ANA'S NEW MOVIE-- ANA de ARMAS, "GHOSTED" PREMIERS ON APPLE TV+ THIS 436 00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:40,627 FRIDAY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 437 00:27:40,627 --> 00:27:48,101 "TONIGHT SHOW. ♪ I THOUGHT WE WERE-- 438 00:27:48,101 --> 00:28:01,881 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS AN 439 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:04,050 OSCAR-NOMINATED ACTOR STARRING IN THE NEW LIMITED SERIES, "LOVE & DEATH," WHICH DEBUTS 440 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:11,591 THURSDAY, APRIL 27th ON HBO MAX. PLEASE WELCOME, JESSE PLEMONS. 441 00:28:11,591 --> 00:28:11,624 MAX. PLEASE WELCOME, JESSE PLEMONS. 442 00:28:13,226 --> 00:28:23,370 ♪ ♪ 443 00:28:23,370 --> 00:28:27,207 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Jimmy: IT IS SO NICE TO SEE YOU! 444 00:28:27,207 --> 00:28:33,046 GOOD TO SEE YOU Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANKS FOR COMING ON 445 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:35,181 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME Jimmy: JESSE, YOU-- I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED TO A GOOD FRIEND 446 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,917 OF OURS, I LOVE HER SO MUCH. KIRSTEN DUNST, VERY TALENTED ACTRESS. 447 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:49,062 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE AND YOU HAVE TWO LITTLE BABIES HOW OLD ARE THE KIDS 448 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:51,164 OUR OLDEST IS ALMOST 5, OUR YOUNGEST JUST TURNED 2, A FEW DAYS AGO 449 00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:56,770 Jimmy: AW, SO CUTE. AND ACTUALLY, THE MAIN REASON FOR ME COMING AND DOING 450 00:28:56,770 --> 00:28:58,605 THIS SHOW, IS I HAVE SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 451 00:28:58,605 --> 00:29:03,877 Jimmy: SURE I WANT TO THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU WANT TO THANK ME 452 00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,311 I WANT TO THANK YOU, AND I ALSO HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 453 00:29:05,311 --> 00:29:08,682 Jimmy: OH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT NO, KIRSTEN WAS ON THE 454 00:29:08,682 --> 00:29:11,851 SHOW A WHILE AGO - Jimmy: YEAH-- THIS WAS, I THINK, BEFORE 455 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:17,223 OUR OLDEST WAS BORN. AND YOU SENT A COUPLE OF YOUR BOOKS. 456 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:19,325 "YOUR BABIES FIRST WORD WILL BE MAMA." Jimmy: YES. 457 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:25,365 AND THE "DADA" BOOK Jimmy: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEY PROVIDED SOME, YOU 458 00:29:25,365 --> 00:29:29,302 KNOW, GREAT TIMES FOR US WE REALLY ENJOYED THEM AND THEY'RE-- THEY'RE FOR 459 00:29:29,302 --> 00:29:31,171 YOUNG KIDS, RIGHT, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? Jimmy: OH YEAH, THEY'RE FOR 460 00:29:31,171 --> 00:29:34,441 YEAH - AND - [ LAUGHTER ] 461 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:38,478 - OUR KID-- OUR KID IS 5 NOW-- Jimmy: YEAH 462 00:29:38,478 --> 00:29:40,680 - AND ALL HE WANTS TO READ IS "MAMA" AND "DADA" BOOK. [ LAUGHTER ] 463 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,749 Jimmy: YEAH, I THINK THAT'S FANTASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ] 464 00:29:42,749 --> 00:29:45,885 NO, IT IS - Jimmy: BUT HE'S 5 HE'S 5. 465 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,354 Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S PROBABLY - AND NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT, 466 00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:54,060 YOU KNOW, HIS-- HIS PROGRESS. [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: YEAH, HE NEEDS TO-- 467 00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:59,833 TAKE ANOTHER - YEAH, BUT - Jimmy:-- ANOTHER LEVEL 468 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,801 TAKE IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL NO, THE "DADA" BOOKS WERE GREAT-- 469 00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:03,770 WAIT, I KIND OF KNOW THE BONE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PICK, YEAH YOU'RE TIRED OF THE BOOK 470 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,639 I'M TIRED OF THE BOOK Jimmy: YEAH, I UNDERSTAND, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 471 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,608 I UNDERSTAND [ LAUGHTER ] BUT THAT'S WHY I WROTE THIS 472 00:30:08,608 --> 00:30:10,643 BOOK, BECAUSE I WAS READING, YOU KNOW, THE SAME BOOKS YOU ALWAYS READ TO THE KIDS AND YOU 473 00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,013 GO, "I CAN'T READ IT AGAIN I'M GOING TO GO CRAZY. IT'S THE EQUIVALENT OF BABY 474 00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:17,250 SHARK, THIS BOOK, IT'S LIKE-- [ LAUGHTER ] YOU-- YOU - 475 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:21,388 Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO NO, IN A GOOD WAY Jimmy: OH, OKAY 476 00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:25,692 IN A GOOD WAY IT'S LIKE HE CRACKED SOME CHILD'S MIND CODE-- 477 00:30:25,692 --> 00:30:27,560 Jimmy: YEAH THAT WAS-- I VERY-- I GOT VERY LUCKY WITH THAT BOOK, 478 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,195 "DADA. IT'S A VERY GOOD BOOK, BUT PLEASE WRITE ANOTHER BOOK. 479 00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:31,798 PLEASE Jimmy: I-- I ACTUALLY-- I ACTUALLY DID, AND I WANT TO 480 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:36,870 GIVE IT TO YOU THIS IS-- DO YOU HAVE THIS? I KNOW-- "NANA. 481 00:30:36,870 --> 00:30:40,907 [ LAUGHTER ] "NANA." Jimmy: "NANA LOVES YOU 482 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:46,813 MORE." [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THIS ONE-- THIS ONE-- THIS IS 483 00:30:46,813 --> 00:30:47,947 THE ONE. I'M EXCITED, AND I'M A LITTLE SCARED. 484 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,783 Jimmy: NO, NO, I KNOW-- I KNOW KIRSTEN'S MOM, AND SO I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE 485 00:30:49,783 --> 00:30:51,217 THIS-- SHE'S GOING TO LOVE THIS THIS IS A GOOD ONE 486 00:30:51,217 --> 00:30:53,520 THERE'S MORE WORDS [ LAUGHTER ] THAT'S GREAT. 487 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,690 Jimmy: IT'S MORE-- IT'S MORE WORDS, YEAH I'M TAKING BABIES-- WE'RE 488 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:59,092 GETTING BIGGER AND BIGGER. I'M WRITING MORE AND MORE. ALL RIGHT 489 00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:00,960 I'M EXCITED. Jimmy: I WANT YOU TO COME ON EVERY YEAR AND SEE MY PROGRESS 490 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,963 [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH, OKAY, GOOD. Jimmy: THANK YOU, JESSE, I 491 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,633 APPRECIATE THAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS NEW LIMITED SERIES, "LOVE & DEATH. 492 00:31:06,633 --> 00:31:11,905 IT'S YOU AND ELIZABETH OLSEN, AND IT'S JUST CRUSH-- IS IT DAVID E. KELLEY? 493 00:31:11,905 --> 00:31:17,577 DAVID E. KELLEY, DIRECTED BY LESLI LINKA GLATTER. Jimmy: JUST CRUSHES, MAN. 494 00:31:17,577 --> 00:31:23,616 YEAH. Jimmy: THIS IS A BIZARRE STORY-- IT'S A TRUE STORY 495 00:31:23,616 --> 00:31:25,785 AND DO YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE WHAT THE-- THE-- THE "LOVE & DEATH" PART, MAYBE 496 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:31,191 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YEAH, WELL WE-- WE SORT OF LET YOU KNOW RIGHT OUT OF THE 497 00:31:31,191 --> 00:31:34,094 GATE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. THERE'S A-- AS JIMMY SAID, IT TAKES PLACE-- IT'S A TRUE 498 00:31:34,094 --> 00:31:41,568 STORY. IT TAKES PLACE IN THE LATE 70s IN THE SUBURB OF DALLAS, THESE 499 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,169 LIKE, YOU KNOW, FAMILY ORIENTED, CHURCH GOING FOLKS THAT ARE KIND OF ALL CHASING 500 00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:44,971 THE AMERICAN DREAM, AND, ON THE SURFACE, THINGS SEEM TO BE, YOU KNOW, WORKING OUT WELL 501 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:58,551 AND MY CHARACTER, ALLAN GORE, IS FRIENDS WITH THIS-- WITH LIZZIE'S CHARACTER 502 00:31:58,551 --> 00:32:04,791 AND THEY PLAY-- THEY PLAY IN THIS CHURCH VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE. AND, AT A CERTAIN POINT, 503 00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:11,598 THEY'RE BOTH GOING FOR THE SAME BALL, AND LIZZIE'S CHARACTER CATCHES MY CHARACTER'S SCENT 504 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:19,072 AND IN THAT MOMENT THINKS, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AN AFFAIR 505 00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:21,975 WITH THAT GUY. AND-- AND THEN THAT'S HOW THE SHOW - 506 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,711 [ LAUGHTER ] Jimmy: THAT-- THAT-- THAT'S THE LOVE PART 507 00:32:24,711 --> 00:32:28,748 THAT'S THE LOVE PART. AND THEN, YEAH, YOU HAVE TO WATCH TO FIND OUT THE OTHER 508 00:32:28,748 --> 00:32:32,152 PART [ LAUGHTER ] YEAH 509 00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:34,120 Jimmy: YEAH, YOU HAVE TO WATCH TO FIND OUT THE OTHER PART 510 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:38,425 YOU CAN GOOGLE IT TOO. YES IT'S A VERY WELL KNOWN STORY 511 00:32:38,425 --> 00:32:40,593 Jimmy: IT'S A TRUE-- IT'S A WELL-KNOWN STORY IT'S INSANE STORY, BUT WELL 512 00:32:40,593 --> 00:32:43,329 ACTED. BEFORE WE SHOW A CLIP, I JUST WANT TO SAY-- I THINK I WANT 513 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:49,469 TO SAY THAT YOU WERE IN MAYBE SIX OR SEVEN MOVIES THAT WERE NOMINATED FOR OSCARS 514 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,105 AND I THINK THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT YOU'RE FANTASTIC, BUDDY. 515 00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:55,709 THANK YOU Jimmy: YOU REALLY - [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 516 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:57,610 I WANT TO SHOW A CLIP. HERE'S JESSE PLEMONS AND ELIZABETH OLSEN IN "LOVE & 517 00:32:57,610 --> 00:32:58,645 DEATH. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 518 00:33:01,247 --> 00:33:06,453 I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGIVE MYSELF IF BETTY EVER FOUND OUT. 519 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:12,792 THAT WOULD JUST BE DEVASTATING TO HER I FEEL THE SAME 520 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:19,132 WE WOULD HAVE TO BE SO CAREFUL THAT NO ONE WOULD NEVER KNOW, EXCEPT US. 521 00:33:19,132 --> 00:33:25,538 THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT JUST 522 00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:30,410 WANTING TO GO TO BED, NOT GETTING TOO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED AND SO FORTH. 523 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:37,183 THAT WOULD BE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME ME TOO, ALLAN 524 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:46,393 GOD, I JUST WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF-- WITHOUT HURTING MYSELF OR ANYONE ELSE. 525 00:33:46,393 --> 00:33:51,431 Jimmy: WHOA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE JESSE PLEMONS, EVERYBODY 526 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:56,703 "LOVE & DEATH" DEBUTS APRIL 27th ON HBO MAX. MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE 527 00:33:56,703 --> 00:33:59,205 BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 528 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:30,437 ♪ Jimmy: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 529 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:38,411 HE HAS HIS COMEDY SPECIAL, "THE ATTRACTIVES," AVAILABLE NOW ON YOUTUBE, AND IT'S PROBABLY 530 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:41,815 GOING TO CRACK A MILLION TONIGHT. 531 00:34:41,815 --> 00:34:42,549 PLEASE WELCOME, THE VERY FUNNY, MIKE VECCHIONE, EVERYBODY! 532 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:44,684 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 533 00:34:44,684 --> 00:34:50,357 ♪ THANK YOU, GUYS THANK YOU. 534 00:34:50,357 --> 00:34:51,758 I'M SORRY I LOOK LIKE EVERY COP THAT'S BEEN IN TROUBLE ON THE NEWS 535 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:55,929 [ LAUGHTER ] I'M ACTUALLY A VERY NICE PERSON 536 00:34:55,929 --> 00:35:03,269 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] PANDEMIC WAS TOUGH HEIGHT OF THE PANDEMIC, MY 537 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,071 FRIEND CALLS ME, HE'S LIKE, "MIKE, DO YOU WANT TO GO TO SPAIN THIS YEAR FOR RUNNING 538 00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:12,379 WITH THE BULLS?" [ CHEERS ] I GO, "ISN'T THAT A LITTLE BIT 539 00:35:12,379 --> 00:35:15,382 SOON?" REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN THE AIR ALMOST KILLED US 540 00:35:15,382 --> 00:35:18,051 [ LAUGHTER ] REMEMBER FIVE DAYS AGO WE WERE ALMOST MURDERED BY THE AIR 541 00:35:18,051 --> 00:35:19,819 NOW YOU WANT TO GO RUNNING WITH THE BULLS, WHICH I KNOW THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED, BUT THAT'S 542 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:27,060 NOT ACTUALLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING. RUNNING WITH THE BULLS IMPLIES 543 00:35:27,060 --> 00:35:29,362 THAT THE BULLS HAVE ACCEPTED YOU, AND YOU GUYS HAVE DECIDED TO EXERCISE TOGETHER 544 00:35:29,362 --> 00:35:38,104 [ LAUGHTER ] WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING IS RUNNING FROM THE BULLS. 545 00:35:38,104 --> 00:35:39,973 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE, RUNNING WITH, RUNNING FROM 546 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,075 EVERYONE IS SO FOCUSED ON PRONOUNS NOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD LOOK AT SOME OF THESE 547 00:35:42,075 --> 00:35:52,652 PREPOSITIONS [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 548 00:35:52,652 --> 00:35:58,892 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT I HAD BEDBUGS RECENTLY AND BEDBUGS ARE UNIQUE, BECAUSE 549 00:35:58,892 --> 00:36:03,029 THEY ATTACK YOU, AND ATTACK YOU, AND ATTACK YOU, UNTIL YOU BREAK YOUR LEASE 550 00:36:03,029 --> 00:36:07,267 [ LAUGHTER ] THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP BEDBUGS I DID FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SLOW 551 00:36:07,267 --> 00:36:09,402 THEM DOWN, THOUGH. I INTRODUCED LADYBUGS INTO MY APARTMENT. 552 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:15,108 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] NOW THE LADYBUGS DON'T KILL THE BEDBUGS, BUT THEY WEAR THEM 553 00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:25,618 DOWN EMOTIONALLY [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE THANK YOU. 554 00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:29,789 LIVING WITH MY GIRL, AND IT'S GOING PRETTY GOOD. I DID MAKE A MISTAKE 555 00:36:29,789 --> 00:36:35,795 WE'RE LAYING IN BED ONE NIGHT, I GO, "LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 556 00:36:35,795 --> 00:36:42,602 ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S BLURT OUT OUR IQs. NEVER DO THAT WITH YOUR 557 00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:46,539 SIGNIFICANT PARTNER. ONE OF YOU IS DUMBER [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:36:46,539 --> 00:36:51,077 IN OUR CASE, IT WAS ME, AND I WAS MUCH DUMBER. SHOCKINGLY DUMBER. 559 00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:55,081 TO THE POINT WHERE SHE SAW IT AFFECTED ME. [ LAUGHTER ] 560 00:36:55,081 --> 00:37:00,220 AND SHE TRIED TO SAVE IT, YOU KNOW, SHE LOVES ME SHE GOES, "MIKE, YOU HAVE 561 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:08,762 A MUCH LOWER IQ THAN I DO. EVEN YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT. 562 00:37:08,762 --> 00:37:12,165 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] BUT YOU HAVE THIS OTHER THING CALLED EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE, 563 00:37:12,165 --> 00:37:13,800 AND THAT'S PRETTY VALUABLE, TOO. I DID SOME RESEARCH, AND IT 564 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,035 TURNS OUT EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE IS COMPLETELY FAKE 565 00:37:15,035 --> 00:37:22,342 [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT SMART PEOPLE TELL DUMB PEOPLE, "YOU 566 00:37:22,342 --> 00:37:27,514 HAVE THIS," SO THAT THE DUMB PEOPLE DON'T FEEL SAD. [ LAUGHTER ] 567 00:37:27,514 --> 00:37:33,319 AND THEY HAVE TO DO THE JOBS THAT THE SMARTER PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO 568 00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:35,055 AS A RESULT, MY JOBS IN THE APARTMENT ARE AS FOLLOWS, SANITATION AND EXTERMINATION, 569 00:37:35,055 --> 00:37:43,496 BUGS AND TRASH THAT'S MY JOBS, BUGS AND TRASH [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 570 00:37:43,496 --> 00:37:47,967 AND SOMETIMES SHE'LL QUIZ ME SHE'LL GO, "WHAT ARE YOUR JOBS?" 571 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:50,837 I'LL GO, "BUGS AND TRASH." AND SHE'LL BE LIKE, "WHO'S MY GUY? 572 00:37:50,837 --> 00:37:53,773 I GO, "I AM. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 573 00:37:53,773 --> 00:38:00,480 THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE WE HAD AN INCIDENT THE OTHER 574 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,250 DAY, THERE WAS A BUG IN THE BATHROOM AND THE REASON I KNOW THERE WAS 575 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:07,721 A BUG IN THE BATHROOM, WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND SHE STARTS GOING, "A BUG, 576 00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:09,556 A BUG. IT'S A BUG THERE'S A BUG. 577 00:38:09,556 --> 00:38:13,793 I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, CAR ALARM, I GOT IT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 578 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:20,700 I GO HIT THE LIGHT, BUG FREEZES, I FREEZE, IT'S A STANDOFF 579 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:23,169 YOU KNOW, I TRY TO KILL THIS BUG THREE TIMES. THE LAST TIME I STEP DIRECTLY 580 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:24,537 ON HIM, SCOOP HIM UP WITH TOILET PAPER, HE'S WOUNDED BUT NOT DEAD 581 00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:29,175 I THROW HIM IN THE TOILET, I FLUSH. THIS BUG STIFF ARMS THE TOILET 582 00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:33,413 PAPER. [ LAUGHTER ] HE HEISMAN'S THE TOILET PAPER, 583 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:38,451 GETS TO THE SIDE OF THE BOWL, WOUNDED, STARTS CLIMBING OUT [ LAUGHTER ] 584 00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:41,755 I SEE THAT, I BACK OUT OF THE BATHROOM [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 585 00:38:41,755 --> 00:38:45,525 I YELL TO HER, I GO, "IT'S ALL CLEAR, BABE. SHE GOES IN THE BATHROOM, SHE 586 00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:51,798 POPS BACK OUT. SHE GOES, "HE'S ALIVE AND BETTER THAN EVER." 587 00:38:51,798 --> 00:38:54,768 I GO, "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BUG HE HAS MORE OF A WILL TO LIVE 588 00:38:54,768 --> 00:38:57,704 THAN YOU AND ME COMBINED." [ LAUGHTER ] SHE GOES, "WELL GO BACK IN 589 00:38:57,704 --> 00:39:01,875 THERE AND KILL HIM." I GO, "RELAX, THIS ISN'T A A MAFIA FAMILY 590 00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:05,712 YOU DON'T JUST ORDER ME TO KILL." [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 591 00:39:05,712 --> 00:39:09,749 THIS BUG HAS A LOT OF THE CHARACTERISTICS THAT I ADMIRE IN ANY LIVING THING. 592 00:39:09,749 --> 00:39:15,555 THIS BUG IS MENTALLY TOUGH, OVERCOMES ADVERSITY, NEVER QUITS. 593 00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:21,027 THIS BUG IS BASICALLY WHO I WANT TO BE AS A PERSON [ LAUGHTER ] 594 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:24,431 I'M NOT GOING TO GO IN THERE AND KILL MY ROLE MODEL [ LAUGHTER ] 595 00:39:24,431 --> 00:39:27,701 HE JUST LIVES WITH US NOW. SHE GOES, "WELL, I'M AFRAID TO GO IN THE BATHROOM." 596 00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:30,437 I GO, "WELL, YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE YOU ORDERED HIS DEATH THREE TIMES. 597 00:39:30,437 --> 00:39:36,076 [ LAUGHTER ] AND I'M SURE HE OVERHEARD YOU, BECAUSE THIS BUG PROBABLY 598 00:39:36,076 --> 00:39:39,245 DOESN'T HAVE THE HIGHEST IQ, BUT I'M SURE HE'S GOT A LOT OF EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE." 599 00:39:39,245 --> 00:39:43,850 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. I'M MIKE VECCHIONE 600 00:39:43,850 --> 00:39:49,856 THANK YOU! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 601 00:39:49,856 --> 00:39:54,060 Jimmy: COME ON, BUD THANKS, BUDDY Jimmy: MIKE VECCHIONE 602 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:59,833 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE "THE ATTRACTIVES" IS AVAILABLE NOW ON YOUTUBE 603 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:21,287 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ♪ 604 00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:27,961 Jimmy: MY THANKS TO ANA de ARMAS, JESSE PLEMONS, JONAS BROTHERS, MIKE VECCHIONE 605 00:40:27,961 --> 00:40:32,232 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE GOOD JOB, BUD. AND THE ROOTS, RIGHT THERE, 606 00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:34,501 FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 607 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:36,036 THANK YOU FOR WATCHING STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 608 00:40:36,036 --> 00:40:36,036 SETH MEYERS. GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE